1 00:00:29,152 --> 00:00:30,404 Good morning, Doctor. 2 00:00:30,487 --> 00:00:32,572 Good morning, Charles. You're looking splendid. 3 00:00:32,656 --> 00:00:34,074 I feel splendid. 4 00:00:34,157 --> 00:00:36,159 Every day, and in every way, you're feeling.. 5 00:00:36,201 --> 00:00:38,287 Better and better. 6 00:00:38,370 --> 00:00:40,831 - Indeed. - Well, won't you sit here? 7 00:00:42,624 --> 00:00:44,126 Wouldn't you like me to.. 8 00:00:44,209 --> 00:00:46,503 Not unless you want to. 9 00:00:46,545 --> 00:00:50,007 No. I'll be quite comfortable here. Thank you. 10 00:00:52,884 --> 00:00:55,053 Doctor, I'm surprised. 11 00:00:56,054 --> 00:00:58,181 Oh, of course. You quit. 12 00:00:59,224 --> 00:01:01,685 Three months ago. 13 00:01:01,727 --> 00:01:04,229 You know, there was a time when your forgetfulness... 14 00:01:04,313 --> 00:01:06,481 would have made me feel very rejected. 15 00:01:06,565 --> 00:01:10,527 - Not now, hmm? - Well, a little rejected, perhaps. 16 00:01:10,611 --> 00:01:14,656 - Did you do it intentionally? - Why should I do that? 17 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:16,158 Well... 18 00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:19,870 I'm a patient you consider to be completely rehabilitated... 19 00:01:19,911 --> 00:01:23,540 on your recommendation soon to appear before the sanity board... 20 00:01:23,624 --> 00:01:25,834 your reputation on the line. 21 00:01:25,918 --> 00:01:28,545 A little test, perhaps, hmm? 22 00:01:28,587 --> 00:01:31,465 Not very long ago, an obvious trick like that... 23 00:01:31,548 --> 00:01:33,717 would have sent you into a towering rage. 24 00:01:33,759 --> 00:01:36,595 And poor old Clouseau would have silently... 25 00:01:36,595 --> 00:01:39,181 and passively submitted to another massacre. 26 00:01:41,516 --> 00:01:44,519 It's a miracle you were somehow able to keep putting him back together again. 27 00:01:46,313 --> 00:01:48,941 Poor old Clouseau. 28 00:01:49,024 --> 00:01:52,945 There was a time when I couldn't even speak his name. 29 00:01:52,986 --> 00:01:56,490 And there was also a time when you would joyfully have killed him. 30 00:01:56,573 --> 00:01:57,991 Yes. 31 00:01:59,576 --> 00:02:01,495 I was a sick man, wasn't l? 32 00:02:02,996 --> 00:02:04,915 We've come a long way, haven't we? 33 00:02:04,998 --> 00:02:09,169 And you're not even a little bit bothered when you think of Clouseau? 34 00:02:09,253 --> 00:02:12,089 Not even a little bit. 35 00:02:12,172 --> 00:02:14,883 - Do you believe me? - If you say so. 36 00:02:14,967 --> 00:02:16,885 Well, I could be lying. 37 00:02:16,969 --> 00:02:20,055 You are a good psychiatrist, but I may be a better liar. 38 00:02:20,138 --> 00:02:23,392 For your sake, I hope you're not. 39 00:02:23,475 --> 00:02:26,478 Sooner or later, you'd run into Clouseau... 40 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,855 and then back here for life. 41 00:02:28,939 --> 00:02:31,733 No more chance of another hearing. 42 00:02:31,817 --> 00:02:36,113 Coming here day after day, watching you chain smoke into an early grave... 43 00:02:36,196 --> 00:02:40,784 and knowing on certain mornings, you'll be particularly morose and testy... 44 00:02:40,867 --> 00:02:43,620 because you've had another fight with your wife... 45 00:02:43,704 --> 00:02:45,622 Iike this morning. 46 00:02:45,706 --> 00:02:49,376 - How do you know that? - It's the only time you doodle. 47 00:02:52,212 --> 00:02:55,591 I keep forgetting you used to be chief inspector of the Surete. 48 00:02:55,674 --> 00:02:57,301 And will be again. 49 00:02:57,384 --> 00:03:00,929 But Clouseau is chief inspector now. 50 00:03:01,013 --> 00:03:03,515 Till the better man comes along. 51 00:03:03,557 --> 00:03:05,601 Well, in that case... 52 00:03:05,684 --> 00:03:09,688 I think lnspector Clouseau had better start looking to his laurels. 53 00:03:10,939 --> 00:03:14,568 What? You mean... 54 00:03:14,651 --> 00:03:18,071 The board meets at 2:00 this afternoon. 55 00:03:18,113 --> 00:03:19,906 This afternoon? 56 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:23,785 If everything goes as I expect it to, you'll be out of here this afternoon. 57 00:03:27,748 --> 00:03:30,208 - Thank you. - See you at 2:00. 58 00:03:33,253 --> 00:03:35,172 Clouseau! 59 00:03:36,798 --> 00:03:38,300 Now, now, Doctor. 60 00:03:38,383 --> 00:03:42,554 Some people would consider your methods most unorthodox. 61 00:03:42,596 --> 00:03:46,099 I was just making sure that you're not a better liar than I am a psychiatrist. 62 00:03:47,517 --> 00:03:48,936 2:00. 63 00:03:58,153 --> 00:04:01,198 Come along. Good. 64 00:04:09,915 --> 00:04:11,333 How. 65 00:04:42,155 --> 00:04:43,573 Help! 66 00:04:47,869 --> 00:04:50,998 Grab hold of this. Pull. Pull on this. 67 00:04:55,544 --> 00:04:56,962 Help! 68 00:05:13,895 --> 00:05:16,273 Out with the bad air, in with the good. 69 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:21,028 Out, in. 70 00:05:21,111 --> 00:05:23,864 - Don't look, Fiona! - Out, out. 71 00:05:23,905 --> 00:05:27,701 And now the kiss of life. 72 00:05:30,495 --> 00:05:31,913 Pervert! 73 00:05:36,084 --> 00:05:38,795 Dirty old men! 74 00:05:47,012 --> 00:05:50,265 Please, there is no need to thank me. 75 00:05:50,307 --> 00:05:53,185 - Thank you? - For saving your life. 76 00:05:53,268 --> 00:05:54,978 Someone... 77 00:05:55,062 --> 00:05:56,939 I was hit on the head. 78 00:05:56,980 --> 00:06:00,484 Yes, you have received a bump upon the head. 79 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:01,985 - "Beump"? - What? 80 00:06:02,069 --> 00:06:04,571 - You said "beump." - Yes, I know that. 81 00:06:04,613 --> 00:06:06,657 It is a large bump. 82 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:09,451 You could receive a concussion from such a bump. 83 00:06:09,534 --> 00:06:11,453 - Allow me to assist you. - No! 84 00:06:13,121 --> 00:06:15,666 I'm all right. I'm fine. 85 00:06:15,749 --> 00:06:19,795 Never better. Just a little shaky. 86 00:06:19,836 --> 00:06:21,797 Probably the shock of... 87 00:06:21,838 --> 00:06:24,716 I mean, the surprise of seeing you here again today. 88 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,678 Well, I received a report... 89 00:06:27,761 --> 00:06:29,680 from the sanity commission... 90 00:06:29,763 --> 00:06:31,932 that they were going to review your case today... 91 00:06:32,015 --> 00:06:35,644 so I thought a few words from me on your behalf... 92 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:40,107 Oh, God... I mean, how generous of you, but... 93 00:06:40,190 --> 00:06:42,693 Well, I'm not without influence, you know. 94 00:06:42,776 --> 00:06:44,403 Yes, I know that. 95 00:06:44,486 --> 00:06:48,198 Yes, I have become a rather important official... 96 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,200 in the department. 97 00:06:50,242 --> 00:06:53,954 I've heard you are the new chief inspector. 98 00:06:54,037 --> 00:06:55,455 Yes. 99 00:07:04,047 --> 00:07:08,010 Yes, we made quite a few changes since you went crazy. 100 00:07:08,093 --> 00:07:10,846 For the better, I'm sure. 101 00:07:10,887 --> 00:07:14,725 By the way, Sergeant Chevalier sends you his kind regards. 102 00:07:14,766 --> 00:07:17,185 Oh, Sergeant Chevalier. 103 00:07:17,227 --> 00:07:21,523 Good old Sergeant Chevalier. How is he, anyway? 104 00:07:21,565 --> 00:07:25,944 Well, you know, there are leaders and there are followers... 105 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:30,073 and I'm afraid Sergeant Chevalier will always be a follower, no? 106 00:07:30,157 --> 00:07:32,034 Oh, yes. 107 00:07:32,075 --> 00:07:35,537 And you, my friend Clouseau... a leader, huh? 108 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:41,710 Always a leader? Onwards and upwards to the top, hmm? 109 00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:43,795 - It is my karma. - What? 110 00:07:43,879 --> 00:07:46,214 - My destiny. - Oh, yes. 111 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:49,968 Yes, a few more years on the force... 112 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:54,056 and I might even be persuaded to run for the public office. 113 00:07:56,433 --> 00:07:58,769 You can count on my vote. 114 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:01,438 And you, my friend, can count on me... 115 00:08:01,521 --> 00:08:04,733 to do everything in my power to get you out of this place. 116 00:08:06,735 --> 00:08:09,655 Oh, yes. I know how you feel. 117 00:08:09,738 --> 00:08:11,865 My hat. Well... 118 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:24,461 Are you all right, former Chief lnspector? 119 00:08:24,544 --> 00:08:25,963 Yes! 120 00:08:27,005 --> 00:08:30,592 Yes, I'm perfectly all right. 121 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,135 See? 122 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:46,191 One moment, and I will have you extracted. 123 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:48,652 I'm fine. I am perfect. 124 00:08:50,028 --> 00:08:52,614 Every day, and in every way... 125 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:55,200 I'm getting better and better. 126 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:58,161 Somewhere over the rainbow 127 00:09:00,622 --> 00:09:04,126 I'm afraid that this is just not your day, my friend. 128 00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:06,420 But it is my day. 129 00:09:06,503 --> 00:09:09,006 It is, my friend. 130 00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:11,675 After three long terrible years... 131 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,677 it is at last my day. 132 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:17,472 I will not permit... repeat... not permit anything... 133 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:19,975 repeat... anything to spoil it. 134 00:09:20,058 --> 00:09:23,103 Now, I will walk you to the gate... 135 00:09:23,186 --> 00:09:26,064 and I will kiss you good-bye... 136 00:09:27,107 --> 00:09:30,068 and you will drive off in your new car... 137 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:32,279 which should rightfully be mine... 138 00:09:32,362 --> 00:09:36,366 and then I will have my interview with the sanity commission. 139 00:09:36,408 --> 00:09:39,077 And they will set me free, and then... 140 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,205 I will kill you. 141 00:09:42,247 --> 00:09:45,125 - Kill you! - Francois! 142 00:09:45,959 --> 00:09:47,753 Start the car! 143 00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:51,089 Kill! 144 00:10:01,683 --> 00:10:04,603 I'll kill him! 145 00:10:07,272 --> 00:10:09,358 I want to kill him! 146 00:10:13,028 --> 00:10:14,947 I've got to kill him. 147 00:13:47,276 --> 00:13:49,195 Oh, allow me. 148 00:14:06,754 --> 00:14:08,673 Cato? 149 00:16:28,646 --> 00:16:30,565 Forty winks. 150 00:19:25,072 --> 00:19:27,033 It's the phone. 151 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,329 The phone is ringing. 152 00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:40,671 Relax. I'll get it. 153 00:19:43,841 --> 00:19:46,928 This is Chief lnspector Clouseau's residence. 154 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:49,806 This is Chief lnspector Clouseau... 155 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,516 speaking on the phone. 156 00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:54,435 What? Oh, put him on. 157 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:59,899 Good evening, Commissioner. 158 00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:03,694 How are you? How is Madame and all the little commissioners? 159 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,746 I see. 160 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,335 Well, you can rest assured... 161 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:23,131 that I shall take every precaution that is necessary. 162 00:20:27,552 --> 00:20:30,263 Thank you, Commissioner, and good evening. 163 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:38,813 I have just received word that former Chief lnspector Dreyfus... 164 00:20:38,855 --> 00:20:41,440 has escaped from the insane asylum. 165 00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:43,609 For some reason, the deputy commissioner... 166 00:20:43,693 --> 00:20:46,279 thinks that he might try to kill me. 167 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:50,074 Obviously, the poor man is crazier than anyone gives him credit for. 168 00:20:50,158 --> 00:20:52,743 Nevertheless, I am ordered to take every precaution. 169 00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,996 See that the back and front doors are locked... 170 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:59,000 while I slip into my new hunchback disguise. 171 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,173 Both doors are locked now. 172 00:21:47,215 --> 00:21:49,175 Who are you? 173 00:21:50,718 --> 00:21:53,471 What have you done with lnspector Clouseau? 174 00:21:53,554 --> 00:21:56,682 Chief lnspector Clouseau. 175 00:21:56,724 --> 00:21:59,435 Fooled you, didn't l? 176 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:03,731 Oh, Chief lnspector, that is fantastic. 177 00:22:03,815 --> 00:22:05,983 If you think this is fantastic... 178 00:22:06,067 --> 00:22:08,402 wait till you see the full effect with the hump. 179 00:22:29,632 --> 00:22:32,385 The bells! 180 00:22:32,468 --> 00:22:34,387 They deafen me! 181 00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:45,064 Chief lnspector Clouseau? 182 00:22:47,525 --> 00:22:50,820 Yes, this is Chief lnspector Clouseau. 183 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,613 Who is speaking? 184 00:22:52,655 --> 00:22:55,658 My name is Duval. 185 00:22:58,035 --> 00:23:00,580 Claude Duval. 186 00:23:00,663 --> 00:23:05,126 I have the honor to be chairman... 187 00:23:05,168 --> 00:23:08,337 of the Jacques Clouseau presentation committee. 188 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:13,259 The presentation committee? For me? 189 00:23:13,342 --> 00:23:16,179 For what purpose, may I ask? 190 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:19,390 For what purpose, you ask. 191 00:23:19,474 --> 00:23:21,434 How modest of you. 192 00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:25,104 The purpose, monsieur, is to honor... 193 00:23:25,188 --> 00:23:28,399 one of the city's most dedicated... 194 00:23:28,483 --> 00:23:31,527 brave and selfless public servants. 195 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:34,489 You are most generous, monsieur. Most. 196 00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:38,993 Yes, I must admit I have often wondered, considering my years on the force... 197 00:23:39,035 --> 00:23:43,498 and my numerous accomplishments, why recognition was not forthcoming earlier. 198 00:23:43,539 --> 00:23:45,958 Absolutely right. 199 00:23:46,042 --> 00:23:49,837 Nine years faithful service at the Surete... 200 00:23:49,879 --> 00:23:52,965 and not as much as a single decoration in all that time. 201 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,053 Yes, that is quite correct. 202 00:23:57,094 --> 00:23:59,847 However, as you are no doubt aware... 203 00:23:59,889 --> 00:24:03,726 I have recently received an important promotion. 204 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:05,102 Really? 205 00:24:05,186 --> 00:24:09,732 I have replaced the lunatic Dreyfus as chief inspector. 206 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:15,071 I know, and I'm sure Paris sleeps the more safely because of the change. 207 00:24:15,112 --> 00:24:17,573 You're very most kind. 208 00:24:17,615 --> 00:24:21,244 But I can assure you when it comes to matters of keeping the peace... 209 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:22,745 I'm always on my toes. 210 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,247 Chief lnspector. 211 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,582 One moment, please. 212 00:24:26,624 --> 00:24:29,919 Can't you see that I'm on the phone? 213 00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:04,871 Oh, yes, Commissioner. 214 00:25:04,954 --> 00:25:08,749 Fortunately, there was sufficient air still left in my hump... 215 00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:11,210 to keep me afloat until the rescue. 216 00:25:11,294 --> 00:25:15,506 Yes. Well, thank you very much, Commissioner. Good-bye. 217 00:25:15,590 --> 00:25:18,843 That was the commissioner. He was most concerned. 218 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:21,471 Well, you have been very, very lucky, you know. 219 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:25,516 Yes, I know. Poor Cato will be in the hospital for weeks. 220 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:28,019 Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? 221 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:30,062 The exploding kind. 222 00:25:30,146 --> 00:25:33,691 Mark my words, Francois. Sinister forces are at work. 223 00:25:33,774 --> 00:25:38,196 And this mad bomber must be apprehended at all costs. 224 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:41,032 Make sure you issue an all-points bulletin immediately. 225 00:25:41,115 --> 00:25:43,576 - Yes, sir. - What about my clothes? 226 00:25:43,659 --> 00:25:46,662 Oh, Sergeant Chauvin is rounding some up for you. 227 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,706 While you're waiting, perhaps you'll sign the order... 228 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,708 to transport Jean Tournier to prison. 229 00:25:50,792 --> 00:25:54,670 Tournier the bank robber? I shall be happy to sign that order. 230 00:25:54,712 --> 00:25:58,049 Ah, it's life for you this time, Tournier. 231 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,802 At last, we are rid of you. 232 00:26:10,561 --> 00:26:12,313 I have to go to the toilet. 233 00:26:14,065 --> 00:26:15,483 All right. 234 00:26:30,164 --> 00:26:32,083 Thank you. 235 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,911 All right, Tournier. That's long enough. 236 00:27:20,423 --> 00:27:22,592 Now this is my plan. 237 00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,594 Step number one: 238 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:29,599 I will recruit the world's greatest criminal minds. Step number two: 239 00:27:29,682 --> 00:27:34,395 I will build an organization so sinister, so powerful... 240 00:27:34,479 --> 00:27:38,774 by comparison, the Cosa Nostra will seem like the Vienna Boys Choir. 241 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:43,237 - Here is the list. - But half of these men are in prison. 242 00:27:43,321 --> 00:27:46,199 - We'll get them out. - Impossible. 243 00:27:46,282 --> 00:27:48,993 I'll bet you 20 million francs it isn't. 244 00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:52,163 - Where would I get 20 million francs? - I thought you'd ask that. 245 00:27:52,246 --> 00:27:56,334 Step number three: Next Thursday at precisely 2:00 p.m... 246 00:27:56,417 --> 00:28:01,547 you and six men will enter the main branch of the Paris credit bank. 247 00:28:01,631 --> 00:28:05,218 This afternoon, at approximately five minutes to 5:00... 248 00:28:05,301 --> 00:28:08,262 three men dressed in building maintenance uniforms... 249 00:28:08,346 --> 00:28:10,973 entered and robbed the Paris credit bank. 250 00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:15,645 The leader has been identified as Jean Tournier. 251 00:28:19,524 --> 00:28:21,734 How much did they get? 252 00:28:21,818 --> 00:28:24,570 Millions. Here's the report. 253 00:28:25,738 --> 00:28:28,491 All right. That will be all, Francois. Thank you. 254 00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:33,538 Twenty million francs. 255 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:37,500 And now, the next step. 256 00:29:40,605 --> 00:29:43,149 Hugo Fassbender and his daughter have been kidnapped. 257 00:29:43,232 --> 00:29:45,818 - Professor Fassbender? - Yes. Paris has a theory. 258 00:29:45,902 --> 00:29:49,322 They're sending over their top man... a Chief lnspector Clouseau. 259 00:29:49,363 --> 00:29:54,118 He just sent this telegram. "Arrived Gatwick Airport, B.R. 121, 12:38 p.m." 260 00:30:15,389 --> 00:30:17,308 Yes? Who are you? 261 00:30:17,391 --> 00:30:20,311 - Jarvis, sir. - And what is it you do? 262 00:30:20,394 --> 00:30:23,397 - I am the butler. - Ah, the butler. Yes, yes. 263 00:30:23,481 --> 00:30:27,026 Can you tell me where you were on the night of the kidnapping? 264 00:30:27,068 --> 00:30:30,279 - Asleep in my room, sir. - Asleep in your room. 265 00:30:30,363 --> 00:30:32,573 - Can you prove that? - No. 266 00:30:32,657 --> 00:30:34,784 Make a note of that, Sergeant Yard. 267 00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:37,286 Tell the staff to assemble in the drawing room. 268 00:30:37,370 --> 00:30:39,622 I will interview them in a few moments. 269 00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:41,624 Yes, sir. 270 00:30:43,126 --> 00:30:45,670 - What was your name again? - Jarvis. 271 00:30:45,753 --> 00:30:49,841 Jarvis, that's right. Perhaps you'll be kind enough to show me around the house. 272 00:30:49,924 --> 00:30:51,843 Very good, sir. 273 00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:59,892 I suggest we start with the upstairs. 274 00:30:59,934 --> 00:31:03,646 - This is the upstairs, sir. - Yes, I know that. 275 00:31:26,043 --> 00:31:27,837 This is a door. 276 00:31:27,879 --> 00:31:30,006 Yes, that is a door. 277 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:33,217 - Yes, I know that. - It's not locked, sir. 278 00:31:35,470 --> 00:31:36,888 Obviously. 279 00:31:38,514 --> 00:31:42,185 Stay where you are. I prefer to handle this alone. 280 00:31:55,615 --> 00:31:58,326 Is there anybody hiding there in the dark? 281 00:32:16,552 --> 00:32:20,556 Nothing like a good warm-up when you're on a case, you know? 282 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:25,686 Tell me, which switch did you use to turn on the lights? 283 00:32:25,728 --> 00:32:27,688 The light switch, sir. 284 00:32:32,902 --> 00:32:34,862 Strange. It didn't work for me. 285 00:32:38,533 --> 00:32:40,451 Yes. 286 00:32:40,535 --> 00:32:46,374 Unless I miss my guess, this would be the gymnasium room. 287 00:32:46,415 --> 00:32:50,503 - Yes, sir. - Yes. It is a good room. 288 00:32:50,586 --> 00:32:52,004 Yes. 289 00:32:58,094 --> 00:33:02,431 This reminds me of my younger days at the Surete police academy. 290 00:33:02,473 --> 00:33:05,601 The parallel bars... my speciality. 291 00:33:05,685 --> 00:33:08,771 I was something of an athlete, you know. Yes, yes. 292 00:33:08,855 --> 00:33:13,359 I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels. 293 00:33:13,442 --> 00:33:14,861 Oh, yes. 294 00:33:17,572 --> 00:33:20,324 Yes, it's all coming back now. 295 00:33:20,408 --> 00:33:23,494 Yes, I remember it... 296 00:33:32,295 --> 00:33:35,256 Well, that felt good! 297 00:33:36,632 --> 00:33:41,137 Well, now. I expect you're all wondering why I asked you here. 298 00:34:16,214 --> 00:34:18,883 It's obvious that the knight that wore that suit... 299 00:34:18,966 --> 00:34:21,385 did not last very long. 300 00:34:28,976 --> 00:34:31,562 Yes, yes. I know. 301 00:34:31,646 --> 00:34:33,564 Now. 302 00:34:33,648 --> 00:34:35,900 Yes. As I was saying... 303 00:34:35,983 --> 00:34:39,987 You were saying you supposed we were all wondering why you called us. 304 00:34:40,071 --> 00:34:44,534 Look. There is no need for you to speak unless I ask you a question. 305 00:34:44,617 --> 00:34:47,578 - What is your name? - I'm Shork, the gardener. 306 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:50,164 - And what is it you do? - I'm the gardener. 307 00:34:50,248 --> 00:34:52,208 Why didn't you say that in the first place? 308 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:55,378 - I did. - Don't be funny with me, monsieur. 309 00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:57,755 This is a very serious matter... 310 00:34:57,839 --> 00:35:01,259 and everyone in this room is under the suspicions. 311 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,094 - "Reum"? - What? What was that? 312 00:35:03,136 --> 00:35:05,346 - You said, "Reum." - Yes, I know that. 313 00:35:05,429 --> 00:35:08,099 And there is a very good chance that someone in this room... 314 00:35:08,182 --> 00:35:11,602 knows more about the murder than he is telling. 315 00:35:11,686 --> 00:35:13,604 - Murder? - What was that you said? 316 00:35:13,646 --> 00:35:15,606 - I said murder. - What murder? 317 00:35:15,690 --> 00:35:18,025 Well, I don't know. You said murder. 318 00:35:18,109 --> 00:35:20,069 I said murder? You said murder! 319 00:35:20,111 --> 00:35:22,947 No, I said murder because you said murder! 320 00:35:22,989 --> 00:35:26,242 - I said murder? - You said someone in this room... 321 00:35:26,284 --> 00:35:30,121 knows more about the murder than he's telling. 322 00:35:30,163 --> 00:35:32,123 Now listen... 323 00:35:33,791 --> 00:35:35,418 - What was your name? - Shork. 324 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:38,045 - The cook. - Gardener. 325 00:35:38,129 --> 00:35:40,756 Now we are getting somewhere. 326 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,592 You... 327 00:35:42,633 --> 00:35:44,635 Oh, dear! 328 00:35:44,677 --> 00:35:47,263 Are you all right, Mr. Stutterstutt? 329 00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:49,640 - Who is this man? - He's Mr. Stutterstutt. 330 00:35:49,682 --> 00:35:52,143 I see, and what is your job, Mr. Stuckerstuff? 331 00:35:52,185 --> 00:35:53,644 He's the beekeeper. 332 00:35:53,686 --> 00:35:56,689 I'm not asking you. I'm asking Mr. Stuffsucker. 333 00:35:56,772 --> 00:35:59,484 What's that? What is he saying to you? What? What was that? 334 00:35:59,484 --> 00:36:02,778 He says he's got a bit of a cold, and he's lost his voice. 335 00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:06,991 Lost his voice. A beekeeper who has lost his voice... 336 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:09,160 a cook who thinks he's a gardener... 337 00:36:09,243 --> 00:36:11,662 and a witness to a murder. 338 00:36:11,704 --> 00:36:15,124 Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained eye... 339 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:18,044 that there is much more going on here... 340 00:36:18,085 --> 00:36:20,046 than meets the ear. 341 00:36:28,888 --> 00:36:31,891 Before you are dismissed, Mr. Stiffsticker... 342 00:36:31,974 --> 00:36:34,393 I suggest you count your bees. 343 00:36:34,477 --> 00:36:37,188 You may find that one of them is missing. 344 00:36:37,271 --> 00:36:38,856 You ruined that piano! 345 00:36:38,898 --> 00:36:40,858 What is the price of one piano... 346 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:44,237 compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here? 347 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,572 But that's a priceless Steinway! 348 00:36:46,656 --> 00:36:49,700 Not anymore. What is your name? 349 00:36:49,742 --> 00:36:51,744 Mrs. Leverlilly. 350 00:36:51,828 --> 00:36:55,123 Mrs. Loveliver. I would take a shrewd guess... 351 00:36:55,206 --> 00:36:57,375 that you are the housekeeper, right? 352 00:36:57,458 --> 00:37:01,254 I have been with Professor Fassbender for 30 years. 353 00:37:01,337 --> 00:37:04,382 That would account for your exaggerated hysteria... 354 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,342 over a simple blemish on the furniture. 355 00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:07,760 Blemish! 356 00:37:07,802 --> 00:37:11,430 Whatever has happened to the piano can easily be repaired. 357 00:37:11,514 --> 00:37:13,432 What has happened to Professor Fassbender... 358 00:37:13,516 --> 00:37:16,394 and his daughter is another matter. 359 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:21,899 And it is my job to bring the guilty party, or parties, to their justice. 360 00:37:21,983 --> 00:37:24,068 Now, then, what do we know? 361 00:37:24,152 --> 00:37:27,572 One: That Professor Fassbender... 362 00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:29,907 and his daughter have been kidnapped. 363 00:37:29,949 --> 00:37:35,788 Two: Someone has kidnapped them. 364 00:37:35,830 --> 00:37:39,208 Three: My hand is on fire. 365 00:37:52,472 --> 00:37:54,390 Drummond, what's going on? 366 00:37:54,474 --> 00:37:55,975 Good afternoon, sir. 367 00:37:56,058 --> 00:37:59,812 Inspector Clouseau has been interrogating the staff. 368 00:38:00,897 --> 00:38:03,149 Inspector Clouseau, Superintendent Quinlan. 369 00:38:03,232 --> 00:38:04,942 Oh, lnspector. 370 00:38:04,984 --> 00:38:06,569 Superintendent. 371 00:38:29,967 --> 00:38:31,886 Why don't you just tell Potters that he's incompetent... 372 00:38:31,969 --> 00:38:34,847 and request that he be taken off the case? 373 00:38:34,889 --> 00:38:39,101 Because we've got enough trouble with France... 374 00:38:39,185 --> 00:38:43,314 without suggesting that their greatest detective is a fool. 375 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,318 Steady. 376 00:38:49,403 --> 00:38:51,364 Where is he now? 377 00:38:52,406 --> 00:38:54,534 He is shadowing the Fassbender farm. 378 00:40:04,896 --> 00:40:06,814 Hello, sailor. 379 00:40:08,483 --> 00:40:10,401 - Yes? - Who are you? 380 00:40:10,485 --> 00:40:12,403 Chuck. Who are you? 381 00:40:19,827 --> 00:40:21,245 What's that? 382 00:40:21,329 --> 00:40:25,666 I am Chief lnspector Jacques Clouseau of the Surete. 383 00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:29,587 -How exciting. -I think I will just take a look around. 384 00:40:29,670 --> 00:40:32,632 Yes. Well, you'll have to make use of the bar first or take a table. 385 00:40:32,673 --> 00:40:36,177 - The show starts in a few minutes. - In that case, I will take the table. 386 00:40:36,260 --> 00:40:38,387 Right. Follow me, Jock. 387 00:40:38,471 --> 00:40:40,640 - Jacques. - Jack? 388 00:40:45,645 --> 00:40:48,105 Ladies and gentlemen, once again... 389 00:40:48,189 --> 00:40:50,691 it is my profound pleasure to introduce... 390 00:40:50,733 --> 00:40:53,569 the incomparable Ainsley Jarvis! 391 00:41:02,912 --> 00:41:07,667 What's a queen 392 00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:10,503 Without a castle 393 00:41:10,586 --> 00:41:13,089 You're right 394 00:41:13,172 --> 00:41:16,717 No queen at all 395 00:41:16,759 --> 00:41:22,265 And you'd be right again to say 396 00:41:22,348 --> 00:41:26,144 The winter's day 397 00:41:26,227 --> 00:41:29,355 Is cold 398 00:41:29,438 --> 00:41:31,983 Till you 399 00:41:32,066 --> 00:41:36,070 Come 400 00:41:40,950 --> 00:41:44,954 Until you love me 401 00:41:45,037 --> 00:41:49,208 I always will be wanting 402 00:41:49,292 --> 00:41:51,752 This need I need 403 00:41:51,794 --> 00:41:54,922 Can come from only 404 00:41:54,964 --> 00:41:57,842 You 405 00:41:57,925 --> 00:42:02,138 Until you love me 406 00:42:02,221 --> 00:42:06,142 I'll live a life of longing 407 00:42:06,225 --> 00:42:09,562 For that's the next best thing 408 00:42:09,645 --> 00:42:13,733 I can do 409 00:42:14,817 --> 00:42:18,988 No way of knowing 410 00:42:19,071 --> 00:42:23,618 Which way you're heart is going 411 00:42:23,659 --> 00:42:26,287 To go 412 00:42:26,370 --> 00:42:31,626 I don't think you know 413 00:42:31,667 --> 00:42:35,505 Take as long as it takes 414 00:42:35,588 --> 00:42:38,883 Your love 415 00:42:38,966 --> 00:42:40,885 To grow 416 00:42:44,013 --> 00:42:48,100 Until you love me 417 00:42:48,184 --> 00:42:52,188 Not one dream can come true 418 00:42:52,271 --> 00:42:56,526 In all my dreams 419 00:42:56,567 --> 00:42:59,362 There is a place 420 00:42:59,403 --> 00:43:02,323 For you 421 00:43:02,406 --> 00:43:07,787 And so I'll keep those dreams 422 00:43:07,870 --> 00:43:10,248 Until 423 00:43:10,289 --> 00:43:14,627 You love me 424 00:43:14,710 --> 00:43:20,091 Too 425 00:43:37,775 --> 00:43:41,904 Why is it that this afternoon you are Jarvis, the Fassbender butler... 426 00:43:41,988 --> 00:43:44,073 and tonight, you are... 427 00:43:44,157 --> 00:43:48,703 - Inspector, before you get all... - Madame or monsieur, I must warn you. 428 00:43:48,786 --> 00:43:51,205 You had better watch your step. 429 00:43:57,462 --> 00:44:00,631 - Something wrong, Ainsley? - Of course not, Bruno. 430 00:44:00,715 --> 00:44:04,177 No, the inspector was just warning me that I had to watch my step. 431 00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:08,097 You see, back in France, he's known as king of the tango. 432 00:44:08,139 --> 00:44:10,475 - Tango? - Oh, I'd love to. 433 00:44:21,527 --> 00:44:23,988 - The kidnappers are here. - Kidnappers? 434 00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:32,330 Okay. Let's go. 435 00:45:21,587 --> 00:45:24,173 You want to call Paris now? 436 00:45:33,307 --> 00:45:36,185 Look at it this way. It can't possibly get any worse. 437 00:46:23,858 --> 00:46:26,360 Professor Fassbender! 438 00:46:28,404 --> 00:46:33,409 What an honor to have you and your charming daughter as my guests. 439 00:46:33,493 --> 00:46:36,621 - Who the devil are you? - Ah, yes. Who the devil, indeed. 440 00:46:36,662 --> 00:46:39,624 Come. Sit down. Let us just say for the moment... 441 00:46:39,665 --> 00:46:42,543 that I'm your host and that I will do everything in my power... 442 00:46:42,627 --> 00:46:46,297 to make your stay here at Mondschien Castle as pleasant as possible. 443 00:46:46,380 --> 00:46:48,341 Providing, of course... 444 00:46:48,382 --> 00:46:52,845 that you reciprocate by giving me something that I very much want. 445 00:46:53,888 --> 00:46:56,682 And that would be? 446 00:46:56,766 --> 00:47:01,771 I am fascinated by your work on time-space relationships... 447 00:47:01,854 --> 00:47:06,526 particularly the vortices of electromagnetic aberrations. 448 00:47:06,609 --> 00:47:08,569 I see. 449 00:47:08,653 --> 00:47:10,905 And do you work for a particular government... 450 00:47:10,988 --> 00:47:13,491 or do you expect to sell my discovery to the highest bidder? 451 00:47:13,533 --> 00:47:17,245 Neither, Professor. Nothing so mundane. 452 00:47:17,328 --> 00:47:20,832 You and l... we're going to join forces, Professor. 453 00:47:20,915 --> 00:47:24,794 We're going to build the Doomsday Machine and conquer the world. 454 00:47:24,877 --> 00:47:27,755 - Have a sweet. - You're mad. 455 00:47:27,839 --> 00:47:31,092 Mad? On the contrary... 456 00:47:31,175 --> 00:47:33,886 every day, in every way... 457 00:47:33,928 --> 00:47:36,347 I've been getting better and better. 458 00:47:37,265 --> 00:47:40,434 Mad? Was Hannibal mad? 459 00:47:40,518 --> 00:47:45,690 Or Alexander? Surely Napoleon was the maddest of them all. Mad? 460 00:47:46,899 --> 00:47:48,818 We shall see, Professor. 461 00:47:48,901 --> 00:47:52,530 - I shall tell you nothing. - I think you will. 462 00:47:58,453 --> 00:48:00,788 I'll die first. 463 00:48:02,999 --> 00:48:05,418 Show Miss Fassbender to the schoolroom. 464 00:48:06,419 --> 00:48:07,837 Daddy? 465 00:48:27,148 --> 00:48:28,608 What are you going to do? 466 00:48:28,649 --> 00:48:32,862 Something so very, very painful, so hideous... 467 00:48:32,945 --> 00:48:35,615 your father will have no choice but to cooperate. 468 00:48:49,504 --> 00:48:53,132 All right. I'll tell you anything. 469 00:48:56,552 --> 00:48:59,013 The Wolverines certainly have to put some points on the scoreboard. 470 00:48:59,096 --> 00:49:01,015 I'm sure that Green will come out throwing. 471 00:49:01,098 --> 00:49:04,519 He's got to get that ball down deep into Navy territory. 472 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,896 Green now on third down. Looks to the left, throws it... 473 00:49:06,979 --> 00:49:08,940 All right, team! Let's go! 474 00:49:09,023 --> 00:49:12,485 Throw's complete to Rhodes! He's inside the 15! He's to the 20! 475 00:49:12,568 --> 00:49:15,613 The clock is running down. Can the Wolverines do it? 476 00:49:17,406 --> 00:49:20,368 - What happened? - Where's the game? 477 00:49:20,409 --> 00:49:22,954 - Who is that? - Hello there. 478 00:49:25,706 --> 00:49:28,709 - He's on every station. - Well, call the F.C.C. 479 00:49:28,793 --> 00:49:31,129 Hold it! He's saying something. 480 00:49:31,212 --> 00:49:34,674 Mr. President, everybody, calm down. 481 00:49:34,715 --> 00:49:38,344 Calm down, hell! This is an emergen... 482 00:49:38,427 --> 00:49:40,680 An emergency. Did Michigan score? 483 00:49:40,763 --> 00:49:43,683 Please, let's hear what the fellow has to say. 484 00:49:43,766 --> 00:49:46,144 It is little enough to ask... 485 00:49:46,227 --> 00:49:47,812 the life of one man... 486 00:49:47,895 --> 00:49:50,314 against a holocaust... 487 00:49:50,398 --> 00:49:52,567 that could destroy the globe. 488 00:49:53,651 --> 00:49:56,112 What the hell's he talking about? 489 00:49:56,154 --> 00:49:57,822 Quiet. 490 00:49:57,905 --> 00:50:00,158 That's why I say again... 491 00:50:00,241 --> 00:50:03,035 give me Clouseau. 492 00:50:04,454 --> 00:50:08,249 - And we can all sleep secure in bed. - What's a Clouseau? 493 00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:11,294 And so, next week... 494 00:50:11,377 --> 00:50:16,340 I shall give the world a demonstration of the awesome power I hold. 495 00:50:16,424 --> 00:50:18,926 On Saturday, October 9th... 496 00:50:18,968 --> 00:50:22,930 at precisely 3:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time... 497 00:50:22,972 --> 00:50:25,600 the United Nations building... 498 00:50:27,226 --> 00:50:29,854 Will vanish from the face of the earth. 499 00:50:32,982 --> 00:50:34,942 And the gun goes off. The game is over. 500 00:50:34,984 --> 00:50:38,112 Call the F.B.I., the C.I.A. and the Pentagon. 501 00:50:38,154 --> 00:50:40,281 Find out who won the game! 502 00:50:44,660 --> 00:50:47,038 That's a photograph taken by an American news photographer... 503 00:50:47,121 --> 00:50:49,040 while the broadcast was in progress. 504 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:53,628 Paris has identified him as one Charles Dreyfus... 505 00:50:53,669 --> 00:50:56,631 former chief inspector of the Surete. 506 00:50:57,715 --> 00:50:59,801 - You're joking. - And more recently an inmate... 507 00:50:59,842 --> 00:51:03,596 at the state facility for the criminally insane. 508 00:51:03,679 --> 00:51:06,641 Until he escaped. Here's a text of his speech. 509 00:51:08,351 --> 00:51:10,311 He obviously controls equipment... 510 00:51:10,353 --> 00:51:12,313 sophisticated enough to pirate the satellite. 511 00:51:12,355 --> 00:51:14,941 "Give me Clouseau, and we can all sleep secure in our beds." 512 00:51:15,024 --> 00:51:16,943 Thought that might interest you. 513 00:51:17,026 --> 00:51:19,487 That's one crazy chief inspector talking about another crazy chief inspector. 514 00:51:19,570 --> 00:51:22,532 What does he mean anyway? "Give me Clouseau." 515 00:51:22,573 --> 00:51:26,077 Listen to this. "Little enough to ask the life of one man... 516 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,663 against a holocaust that could destroy the globe." 517 00:51:28,704 --> 00:51:30,665 You missed the best bit. Look. 518 00:51:30,706 --> 00:51:33,292 He also threatens to make the U.N. building disappear. 519 00:51:37,505 --> 00:51:40,550 - Operation Looking Glass? - Fassbender. 520 00:51:40,633 --> 00:51:43,719 Give me Lovell. Home Office. 521 00:51:43,803 --> 00:51:46,764 - Where's Clouseau? - I've no idea. 522 00:51:59,735 --> 00:52:02,738 Now, ladies and gentlemen, once again... 523 00:52:02,822 --> 00:52:06,617 the incomparable Ainsley Jarvis. 524 00:52:24,469 --> 00:52:26,387 Monsieur Jarvis? 525 00:52:57,835 --> 00:53:00,797 - Sir, the coroner's report. - Ah, yes. 526 00:53:00,838 --> 00:53:03,299 It's amazing. Even after he had been stabbed twice... 527 00:53:03,341 --> 00:53:05,384 he was still able to break the kidnapper's neck. 528 00:53:05,468 --> 00:53:09,472 - Ah, pity. - Yes, he had a lovely voice. 529 00:53:11,224 --> 00:53:15,019 I meant pity that the kidnapper's dead. We might have got something from him. 530 00:53:15,061 --> 00:53:18,523 - I did get something out of him. - What? 531 00:53:18,606 --> 00:53:20,525 What's that? 532 00:53:22,693 --> 00:53:25,238 - A clue. - Clue? 533 00:53:25,321 --> 00:53:28,825 - What? - You said a clue. 534 00:53:28,866 --> 00:53:31,744 Yes. A brochure clue... 535 00:53:31,828 --> 00:53:34,664 advertising the Oktoberfest in Munich. 536 00:53:34,705 --> 00:53:37,416 It begins the day after tomorrow. 537 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:40,795 And you think the dead man was planning to go there, perhaps to meet someone? 538 00:53:40,878 --> 00:53:44,257 Yes. Perhaps to meet... 539 00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:46,509 the lunatic Dreyfus. 540 00:53:48,386 --> 00:53:52,223 At one time, partners in the war against crime... 541 00:53:52,265 --> 00:53:55,268 now archenemies. 542 00:54:00,022 --> 00:54:04,402 - You'll need help. - I prefer to do this alone. 543 00:54:04,443 --> 00:54:08,364 Yes, but if Dreyfus is what we suspect, he probably has an army behind him. 544 00:54:08,406 --> 00:54:11,784 Of course it won't be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is. 545 00:54:11,868 --> 00:54:15,955 That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded. 546 00:54:16,038 --> 00:54:21,335 For me, the greater the odds, the greater the challenge. 547 00:54:21,419 --> 00:54:25,423 And, as always, I accept the challenge. 548 00:54:25,506 --> 00:54:29,177 Well, I am off to Munich. 549 00:54:35,391 --> 00:54:39,353 Most ingenious. The old closet ploy. 550 00:54:39,437 --> 00:54:42,815 I really must congratulate you. If there's one thing I do enjoy... 551 00:54:42,899 --> 00:54:45,234 it's a good closet ploy. 552 00:54:45,318 --> 00:54:48,779 Well, until we meet again and the case is solved. 553 00:54:51,365 --> 00:54:53,326 The case is solved. 554 00:55:36,869 --> 00:55:38,996 Four minutes. 555 00:55:39,038 --> 00:55:44,001 We're gonna look like a bunch of Dipsy Doodles if this is a hoax. 556 00:55:44,043 --> 00:55:46,003 Well... 557 00:55:46,045 --> 00:55:48,714 we would look very foolish if we didn't take every precaution... 558 00:55:48,798 --> 00:55:50,633 and it turned out not to be a hoax. 559 00:55:50,716 --> 00:55:54,804 Dr. Fassbender and Operation Looking Glass are certainly no hoax. 560 00:55:54,887 --> 00:56:00,017 God. A weapon like that in the hands of a crazy Frenchman. 561 00:56:02,061 --> 00:56:04,605 You are certain? You can do it? 562 00:56:04,689 --> 00:56:07,900 - Theoretically, yes. - For your daughter's sake, I hope so. 563 00:56:07,984 --> 00:56:09,902 Ah, the dreams I had. 564 00:56:09,986 --> 00:56:13,823 All the terrible things I was going to do to that sweet child if you failed. 565 00:56:13,906 --> 00:56:16,325 - Look, I've done everything you asked. - Not yet. 566 00:56:16,409 --> 00:56:18,494 When the U.N. building vanishes... 567 00:56:18,578 --> 00:56:20,955 then you will have done everything I asked. 568 00:56:21,038 --> 00:56:24,667 What do you suppose they will call the crater? 569 00:56:24,750 --> 00:56:26,878 The Dreyfus Ditch! 570 00:56:26,961 --> 00:56:29,714 - There should be no crater. - No crater? 571 00:56:29,797 --> 00:56:33,259 But I want a crater. I want wreckage, twisted metal. 572 00:56:33,342 --> 00:56:35,595 Something the world will not forget. 573 00:56:35,595 --> 00:56:39,056 - They will not forget today. - They won't? Wonderful. 574 00:56:39,140 --> 00:56:41,100 I have to tinkle again. Don't do anything till I get back. 575 00:56:41,142 --> 00:56:43,227 Too late. The countdown started. 576 00:56:43,311 --> 00:56:45,229 One minute. 577 00:57:18,596 --> 00:57:20,139 Thirty seconds. 578 00:57:20,223 --> 00:57:23,434 Seven, six... 579 00:57:23,518 --> 00:57:26,646 five, four... 580 00:57:26,687 --> 00:57:30,983 three, two, one! 581 00:57:31,067 --> 00:57:32,527 Ignition! 582 00:57:48,251 --> 00:57:50,711 Today... 583 00:57:50,795 --> 00:57:52,713 the U.N. building. 584 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,300 Tomorrow, who knows? 585 00:57:57,385 --> 00:57:59,846 I think by now that the nations of the world are aware of the... 586 00:57:59,929 --> 00:58:02,348 the awesome power which I control... 587 00:58:02,431 --> 00:58:04,475 a power so great... 588 00:58:04,559 --> 00:58:08,396 if I choose, I could wipe out an entire city. 589 00:58:08,479 --> 00:58:10,731 After all, what is the life of a man... 590 00:58:10,815 --> 00:58:15,111 compared to the destruction of a whole city? 591 00:58:16,237 --> 00:58:19,073 I give you seven days. 592 00:58:19,157 --> 00:58:21,325 Seven days. 593 00:58:21,409 --> 00:58:23,161 Okay. 594 00:58:24,287 --> 00:58:26,581 Well done. 595 00:58:26,664 --> 00:58:29,250 So, now we wait. 596 00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:31,794 All this to get one cop? 597 00:58:31,836 --> 00:58:34,881 But we have some of the finest hit men here in Europe. 598 00:58:34,964 --> 00:58:38,009 -In this very room. -Why don't we take care of it ourselves? 599 00:58:38,092 --> 00:58:41,012 - Because you wouldn't stand a chance. - Come on. 600 00:58:41,053 --> 00:58:44,432 - You don't know Clouseau. - He can't be that good. 601 00:58:44,515 --> 00:58:46,893 Good? He's not good. 602 00:58:46,976 --> 00:58:50,480 He's terrible. He's the worst. 603 00:58:50,563 --> 00:58:54,025 There is not any man like him anywhere in the world. 604 00:58:54,066 --> 00:58:57,445 Compared to Clouseau, this Doomsday Machine... 605 00:58:57,528 --> 00:58:59,906 is just a water pistol. 606 00:58:59,947 --> 00:59:03,326 That's why it will take all the great nations... 607 00:59:04,577 --> 00:59:06,537 with all of their trained assassins... 608 00:59:07,580 --> 00:59:10,708 and all of their sophisticated murder weapons... 609 00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:13,127 to eliminate Clouseau. 610 00:59:19,842 --> 00:59:21,761 Taxi, please. 611 00:59:28,434 --> 00:59:29,602 This gentleman... 612 00:59:29,685 --> 00:59:32,563 - What are you doing? - That's my case. 613 00:59:35,566 --> 00:59:39,904 Lucky for you, I am in a hurry. Otherwise you would have been arrested. 614 00:59:39,946 --> 00:59:43,241 And when it comes to the matter of eliminating Clouseau... 615 00:59:43,282 --> 00:59:47,203 nobody wants to have anybody else get the credit for it. 616 00:59:47,286 --> 00:59:50,832 It's a matter of national pride. 617 00:59:50,915 --> 00:59:54,418 I think we all agree, Mr. President, that we simply cannot afford... 618 00:59:54,502 --> 00:59:58,089 to allow any other country to get hold of Fassbender's machine. 619 00:59:58,131 --> 01:00:02,301 Crazy or not, anyone who has gone to the lengths that Dreyfus has... 620 01:00:02,385 --> 01:00:04,595 in order to eliminate one man... 621 01:00:04,637 --> 01:00:06,764 it's reasonable to assume... 622 01:00:06,806 --> 01:00:09,308 that Dreyfus will smile very kindly... 623 01:00:09,392 --> 01:00:12,436 on the one who eliminates lnspector Clouseau. 624 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:14,730 I think that's pretty far-fetched. 625 01:00:14,814 --> 01:00:18,151 Mr. President, if I told you one week ago... 626 01:00:18,234 --> 01:00:20,444 that the U.N. building would disappear... 627 01:00:20,486 --> 01:00:23,656 and that a certified lunatic would blackmail the entire... 628 01:00:23,739 --> 01:00:25,992 You made your point. What do we do? 629 01:00:26,075 --> 01:00:29,454 Well, Mr. President, Clouseau is in Munich. 630 01:00:29,495 --> 01:00:31,873 I ordered one of our top people to Munich yesterday. 631 01:00:31,956 --> 01:00:35,418 - Yesterday? - Well, just in case. 632 01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:39,046 He's just reported in. Clouseau has gone to the Oktoberfest. 633 01:00:39,130 --> 01:00:42,216 I wonder if we have enough time before the others act. 634 01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:46,387 Germany's already acted, and bungled it. 635 01:00:46,471 --> 01:00:48,848 According to the latest code transmission... 636 01:00:48,890 --> 01:00:51,559 twelve countries have got their top assassins in Munich... 637 01:00:51,642 --> 01:00:54,312 and they're all converging on the Oktoberfest. 638 01:00:55,813 --> 01:00:59,609 My God, it will be like a shooting gallery. 639 01:02:42,170 --> 01:02:45,256 Try one of my pretzels. They're good. 640 01:03:46,275 --> 01:03:49,278 What are you doing to this poor, motherless child? 641 01:03:49,362 --> 01:03:50,822 You great big bully. 642 01:03:52,073 --> 01:03:55,243 There, there, little boy. 643 01:05:15,072 --> 01:05:16,532 Sir. 644 01:05:22,497 --> 01:05:24,707 - I better call the President. - You know what time it is? 645 01:05:26,501 --> 01:05:28,836 He wants me to call. 646 01:05:30,505 --> 01:05:32,423 Put me in, Coach. 647 01:05:35,384 --> 01:05:37,303 What's the score? 648 01:05:46,020 --> 01:05:47,814 Yes! 649 01:05:49,774 --> 01:05:52,693 It's okay. How many? 650 01:05:52,777 --> 01:05:54,403 Twenty-six, Mr. President. 651 01:05:54,445 --> 01:05:57,865 Holy cow. No wonder Dreyfus wants that Clouseau killed. 652 01:05:57,949 --> 01:06:00,118 He's a one-man army. Who's left? 653 01:06:00,201 --> 01:06:03,121 Just the Russian and the Egyptian. 654 01:07:02,889 --> 01:07:04,849 My key, please. 655 01:07:12,648 --> 01:07:14,567 127, please. 656 01:08:38,484 --> 01:08:41,070 Good evening, lnspector Clouseau. 657 01:08:57,253 --> 01:09:01,382 I couldn't sleep, and I just happened to be in the neighborhood. 658 01:09:09,932 --> 01:09:12,351 I hope you don't mind. 659 01:09:27,700 --> 01:09:31,037 You Frenchmen are so romantic. 660 01:09:32,705 --> 01:09:34,791 Thank heaven 661 01:09:34,874 --> 01:09:37,210 For little girls 662 01:10:48,531 --> 01:10:50,491 Swine maid. 663 01:12:46,732 --> 01:12:49,944 Oh, forgive me, darling. I've just washed my hands. 664 01:12:51,445 --> 01:12:53,739 They must have been freezing. 665 01:12:54,699 --> 01:12:56,075 Freezing? Yes. 666 01:12:56,159 --> 01:12:57,869 Something wrong? 667 01:12:57,952 --> 01:13:01,414 Wrong? Oh, no. 668 01:13:01,497 --> 01:13:03,166 What could be wrong? 669 01:13:05,877 --> 01:13:09,630 Then come back to bed. 670 01:13:09,714 --> 01:13:11,674 Yes, of course. 671 01:13:11,716 --> 01:13:13,885 Into the bed, you know. 672 01:13:15,011 --> 01:13:18,431 And take off those so-silly pajamas. 673 01:13:20,349 --> 01:13:24,312 You may rest assured you will never see these so-silly pajamas again. 674 01:13:24,395 --> 01:13:27,482 That I can assure you. 675 01:13:41,788 --> 01:13:43,206 Darling? 676 01:13:44,332 --> 01:13:47,043 Yes, I won't be a moment... 677 01:13:47,126 --> 01:13:48,544 darling. 678 01:13:50,213 --> 01:13:52,173 Hurry, darling. 679 01:13:53,424 --> 01:13:56,135 I'm just going to take a bath. 680 01:13:56,219 --> 01:13:58,471 A bath? 681 01:13:58,554 --> 01:14:00,473 Excuse me. 682 01:14:02,058 --> 01:14:03,476 Yes. 683 01:14:09,524 --> 01:14:12,235 Hello, this is Chief lnspector Clouseau. 684 01:14:12,318 --> 01:14:15,738 There is a beautiful woman in my bed and a dead man in my bath. 685 01:14:24,413 --> 01:14:27,667 If you're going to take a bath, I want to take one with you. 686 01:14:28,918 --> 01:14:32,588 Darling, it's freezing out here. Let me in. 687 01:14:38,094 --> 01:14:39,595 Madame... 688 01:14:39,679 --> 01:14:42,932 I arrest you for the murder of the man in this bathtub. 689 01:14:43,015 --> 01:14:44,100 What? 690 01:14:44,183 --> 01:14:48,104 And I must warn you that anything you say will be taken down... 691 01:14:48,187 --> 01:14:50,314 and used in evidence against me... 692 01:14:50,398 --> 01:14:51,941 you. 693 01:14:53,860 --> 01:14:55,820 Who is he? 694 01:14:55,903 --> 01:14:59,365 I don't know. He looks familiar. 695 01:14:59,448 --> 01:15:02,827 - He looks like you. - Looks like me? 696 01:15:05,746 --> 01:15:07,665 Tournier, the bank robber. 697 01:15:07,748 --> 01:15:10,626 What is he doing in your bathtub dressed up like you? 698 01:15:10,668 --> 01:15:14,046 It is a question I could very easily ask you. 699 01:15:14,130 --> 01:15:16,507 But he has been shot... 700 01:15:16,591 --> 01:15:19,802 and I do not carry a gun. 701 01:15:19,844 --> 01:15:22,638 Obviously not, no. 702 01:15:22,722 --> 01:15:24,974 I am Olga Berriossiva. 703 01:15:25,016 --> 01:15:28,352 Until one hour ago, I was a loyal Russian agent... 704 01:15:28,436 --> 01:15:31,647 under direct order from the presidium to kill you. 705 01:15:31,689 --> 01:15:33,191 To kill me? 706 01:15:33,232 --> 01:15:35,651 I was considered a perfect liquidator... 707 01:15:35,693 --> 01:15:39,322 because no man had ever been able to involve me emotionally... 708 01:15:39,363 --> 01:15:41,324 until tonight. 709 01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:45,578 Do you think that you could fall in love... 710 01:15:45,661 --> 01:15:48,831 with an ex-Russian agent? 711 01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:52,668 Well, of course... 712 01:15:52,752 --> 01:15:55,421 everything is possible, yes. 713 01:16:01,052 --> 01:16:03,888 - But you are not the same. - Huh? 714 01:16:03,971 --> 01:16:07,225 Oh, well, of course... 715 01:16:07,308 --> 01:16:09,602 dead men in bathtubs have been known... 716 01:16:09,685 --> 01:16:12,271 to make quite a difference, you know. 717 01:16:12,355 --> 01:16:16,484 Anyway, this is the man who can lead me to the lunatic Dreyfus... 718 01:16:16,567 --> 01:16:18,820 who it is my sworn duty to apprehend. 719 01:16:18,903 --> 01:16:22,031 I, too, had a sworn duty, but I have forsaken it... 720 01:16:22,114 --> 01:16:26,285 become traitor, given up everything for you. 721 01:16:27,870 --> 01:16:29,163 With me... 722 01:16:29,247 --> 01:16:32,542 it is the duty that comes first. 723 01:16:32,583 --> 01:16:36,212 Oh, make an exception just this once. 724 01:16:36,295 --> 01:16:38,631 I wish that I could. 725 01:16:38,714 --> 01:16:41,801 You can. I guarantee it. 726 01:16:41,884 --> 01:16:44,595 No, you see, l... 727 01:16:45,763 --> 01:16:47,348 - Look! - What? 728 01:16:47,431 --> 01:16:51,102 That tattoo. When I arrested Tournier, he did not have that tattoo. 729 01:16:51,185 --> 01:16:55,398 - It looks like the Mondschien crest. - Mondschien? 730 01:16:55,481 --> 01:16:57,817 - Mm-hmm. - What is that? 731 01:16:57,900 --> 01:17:01,571 An infamous family who ruled Bavaria in the 15th century. 732 01:17:02,738 --> 01:17:06,617 I read somewhere that the Mondschien Castle... 733 01:17:06,701 --> 01:17:09,662 had recently been sold. 734 01:17:09,787 --> 01:17:11,873 You read somewhere that... 735 01:17:11,914 --> 01:17:14,333 they had sold the castle? 736 01:17:17,628 --> 01:17:21,132 Fancy them selling the castle, just like that. 737 01:17:26,137 --> 01:17:28,055 The castle! 738 01:17:28,139 --> 01:17:30,641 Yes. Dreyfus. 739 01:17:31,726 --> 01:17:34,645 He is in the castle. 740 01:17:42,028 --> 01:17:45,114 Farewell. I am off to Mondschien Castle. 741 01:17:58,753 --> 01:18:01,839 Must be getting a cavity. 742 01:18:01,881 --> 01:18:04,467 When can my daughter and I leave? 743 01:18:04,550 --> 01:18:07,637 When Clouseau is no more, perhaps. 744 01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:10,097 I have done everything you asked. 745 01:18:10,181 --> 01:18:13,017 You've done everything I've asked so far... 746 01:18:13,059 --> 01:18:15,436 but I have not asked everything. 747 01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:18,397 What you mean is that you have no intention of letting us go. 748 01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:20,566 You plan to continue your reign of terror... 749 01:18:20,650 --> 01:18:22,735 whether Clouseau is eliminated or not. 750 01:18:22,819 --> 01:18:25,029 I must admit the thought had occurred to me. 751 01:18:25,112 --> 01:18:28,825 - You are mad. - And you are redundant, Professor. 752 01:18:28,908 --> 01:18:31,869 Redundant and fallacious. Madness does not preclude achievement. 753 01:18:31,953 --> 01:18:34,705 You cannot operate the machine without me. 754 01:18:34,747 --> 01:18:36,791 Not yet, but when you have taught me. 755 01:18:36,874 --> 01:18:38,960 And if I refuse to teach you? 756 01:18:39,043 --> 01:18:43,714 Then I would have to take the matter up with your charming daughter. 757 01:18:43,798 --> 01:18:46,592 - What kind of a man are you? - A madman. 758 01:18:46,676 --> 01:18:50,763 - You said so yourself. - Boss! 759 01:18:59,272 --> 01:19:01,524 It's true. 760 01:19:01,607 --> 01:19:04,026 - When? - This morning, in his hotel room. 761 01:19:05,945 --> 01:19:08,364 He's dead! 762 01:19:08,447 --> 01:19:11,492 He's dead in his hotel bedroom! 763 01:19:11,576 --> 01:19:13,494 Hurray! I'm free! 764 01:19:14,996 --> 01:19:18,040 Oh, I'm so happy, Professor. 765 01:19:18,124 --> 01:19:19,542 I'm so... 766 01:19:40,855 --> 01:19:42,857 Good day. 767 01:19:42,940 --> 01:19:45,526 My name is Professor Guy Gabroir... 768 01:19:45,610 --> 01:19:48,696 medieval castle authority from Marseilles. 769 01:19:48,779 --> 01:19:52,700 Tell me, do you have a room? 770 01:19:52,784 --> 01:19:56,454 I do not know what a "reum" is. 771 01:20:08,049 --> 01:20:10,843 Ah! A room! 772 01:20:10,885 --> 01:20:13,221 That is what I have been saying, you idiot. 773 01:20:13,304 --> 01:20:14,722 Room. 774 01:20:32,073 --> 01:20:33,783 Does your dog bite? 775 01:20:39,247 --> 01:20:40,665 Nice doggy. 776 01:20:44,127 --> 01:20:46,462 I thought you said your dog did not bite. 777 01:20:46,546 --> 01:20:49,048 That is not my dog. 778 01:24:01,574 --> 01:24:04,076 Anything I can get you, boss? 779 01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:07,205 I can't stand it any longer. Get me a dentist! 780 01:24:23,846 --> 01:24:26,140 Dr. Shurtz lives here... 781 01:24:26,224 --> 01:24:28,643 but he has gone fishing. 782 01:24:29,894 --> 01:24:33,481 I don't know. I will tell him. 783 01:24:35,525 --> 01:24:38,820 Did I hear you say a doctor lives here? 784 01:24:38,903 --> 01:24:41,739 He's a doctor and a dentist. 785 01:24:41,781 --> 01:24:44,116 He made mein teeth for me. 786 01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:47,161 They want him up at the castle. 787 01:24:47,245 --> 01:24:51,082 Up at the castle? Where can I find him? 788 01:24:51,165 --> 01:24:53,793 Dr. Shurtz has gone fishing. 789 01:24:53,876 --> 01:24:56,921 - He probably won't be back until... - Show me his zimmer. 790 01:24:57,004 --> 01:24:58,297 - Hmm? - His room! 791 01:25:12,603 --> 01:25:14,981 Hello! 792 01:25:15,064 --> 01:25:18,943 It's Dr. Shurtz from the village, you know. 793 01:25:43,634 --> 01:25:46,512 Oh, excuse me, sir. 794 01:25:46,596 --> 01:25:48,890 - Dr. Shurtz is here. - Where? 795 01:25:48,973 --> 01:25:51,267 Ah, here, Doctor. Please hurry. 796 01:25:51,309 --> 01:25:53,269 I am in agony. 797 01:25:56,814 --> 01:25:59,275 All will be well soon. 798 01:26:01,068 --> 01:26:03,446 - Did you hurt yourself? - Yes. 799 01:26:03,488 --> 01:26:06,199 The burn. I can set it later. 800 01:26:07,658 --> 01:26:10,203 - Please hurry. - First of all, I will need... 801 01:26:10,286 --> 01:26:12,330 some hot water and towels. 802 01:26:12,413 --> 01:26:15,333 Get some hot water, Harry, and lock the door. 803 01:26:15,416 --> 01:26:18,628 - I don't want to be disturbed. - And lock the door, Harry. 804 01:26:18,669 --> 01:26:20,963 He does not wish to be disturbed, you know. 805 01:26:21,047 --> 01:26:24,342 Please, Doctor, hurry. I can't stand the pain. 806 01:26:24,425 --> 01:26:27,845 Yes. Now, then let me see. 807 01:26:27,887 --> 01:26:29,722 - Ow. - What? 808 01:26:29,806 --> 01:26:32,683 - My eye. - I thought it was your tooth. 809 01:26:32,725 --> 01:26:35,895 - But it is my tooth. - I wish you would make your mind up. 810 01:26:35,978 --> 01:26:39,524 I don't normally make castle calls in the middle of the night. 811 01:26:44,153 --> 01:26:45,571 Doctor. 812 01:26:47,240 --> 01:26:49,158 Wait while l... 813 01:26:51,452 --> 01:26:53,121 Yes, that's... 814 01:26:57,458 --> 01:26:58,709 There it is. 815 01:27:00,753 --> 01:27:03,631 Now, open wide, please. 816 01:27:05,091 --> 01:27:07,051 Now, let me see. 817 01:27:08,553 --> 01:27:11,556 Tell me when this hurts. 818 01:27:11,597 --> 01:27:13,558 Is it that one? 819 01:27:14,851 --> 01:27:16,769 Is it that one? 820 01:27:19,272 --> 01:27:21,983 Ah, there is the naughty one. 821 01:27:22,066 --> 01:27:25,111 - Are you going to pull it? - Pull it? 822 01:27:25,194 --> 01:27:27,655 Yes, of course I will pull it. 823 01:27:27,738 --> 01:27:30,283 Please give me something to put me out. 824 01:27:30,366 --> 01:27:32,285 Put you out? 825 01:27:33,995 --> 01:27:35,955 Yes. Here, first you must wear... 826 01:27:35,997 --> 01:27:39,750 this special anesthetic cotton wool, you know. 827 01:27:39,792 --> 01:27:44,505 Wear it over the eyes. On no account look out from under it. 828 01:27:44,589 --> 01:27:48,259 That will ruin the whole effect of the anesthetic on the eyes. 829 01:27:48,301 --> 01:27:51,846 - You want me to hold it like that? - Hold it like that on the eyes... 830 01:27:51,929 --> 01:27:53,931 while I get some... 831 01:27:54,015 --> 01:27:56,684 Please hurry, Doctor. I can't stand the pain. 832 01:27:56,767 --> 01:27:58,686 Yes. Coming soon. 833 01:28:06,944 --> 01:28:08,863 What are you doing? 834 01:28:08,946 --> 01:28:11,616 Just rearranging the furniture... 835 01:28:11,657 --> 01:28:15,453 in order to give you the full effect of the anesthetic. 836 01:28:15,495 --> 01:28:19,040 Doctor, I'm in agony! 837 01:28:19,123 --> 01:28:21,375 Not for much longer. 838 01:28:34,514 --> 01:28:36,974 That was hell down there. 839 01:28:37,016 --> 01:28:39,852 What's wrong? 840 01:28:39,936 --> 01:28:43,940 Whoever built this house put the stairs in the wrong place. 841 01:28:44,023 --> 01:28:47,276 Do you mean you fell down the stairs? 842 01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:50,696 I was preoccupied with the anesthetic, you know. 843 01:28:50,738 --> 01:28:53,866 It's really hot in here, isn't it? 844 01:28:56,452 --> 01:28:58,412 Now, the... 845 01:28:59,455 --> 01:29:00,915 anesthetic. 846 01:29:04,418 --> 01:29:06,379 "Nitrous oxide." 847 01:29:08,798 --> 01:29:11,300 What's that? 848 01:29:11,384 --> 01:29:14,095 That is the anesthetic, you know. 849 01:29:14,178 --> 01:29:15,596 Oh, good. 850 01:29:16,681 --> 01:29:19,392 Yes, it is good, yes. 851 01:29:21,477 --> 01:29:24,105 Please, Doctor, the pain is getting worse. 852 01:29:24,188 --> 01:29:26,357 Please, hurry up. 853 01:29:26,440 --> 01:29:30,319 A few whiffs of this, and you won't feel a thing. 854 01:29:31,404 --> 01:29:35,074 - All right. - Now, breathe deeply. 855 01:29:36,284 --> 01:29:39,412 - How's that? - It's fine. 856 01:29:39,454 --> 01:29:41,414 How do you feel? 857 01:29:42,957 --> 01:29:44,917 A little dizzy. 858 01:29:46,669 --> 01:29:49,213 - What's so funny? - I don't know. Nothing. 859 01:29:49,297 --> 01:29:51,924 - Then why are you laughing? - I don't know. 860 01:29:52,008 --> 01:29:55,970 - Why are you laughing? - Because I can't help it. 861 01:30:07,523 --> 01:30:08,983 Yes. 862 01:30:12,653 --> 01:30:13,779 I love it. 863 01:30:13,863 --> 01:30:15,907 - Come on. - It's gonna hurt. 864 01:30:15,990 --> 01:30:17,909 Good. Lovely. 865 01:30:34,050 --> 01:30:37,762 I will have to use more leverage. 866 01:31:02,286 --> 01:31:04,914 I don't know what you gave me, Doctor... 867 01:31:04,997 --> 01:31:07,792 but it's giving me hallucinations. 868 01:31:07,875 --> 01:31:10,795 Your whole face has changed. 869 01:31:10,878 --> 01:31:12,797 It has? 870 01:31:25,101 --> 01:31:26,602 How's this? 871 01:31:26,686 --> 01:31:29,105 Grotesque! 872 01:31:33,234 --> 01:31:35,945 We just got word, boss. Clouseau is still alive. 873 01:31:38,781 --> 01:31:40,741 I knew it. 874 01:31:45,955 --> 01:31:48,791 He has pulled the wrong tooth. 875 01:31:51,002 --> 01:31:55,256 There's only one man who would pull the wrong tooth. 876 01:31:55,298 --> 01:31:56,924 It's Clouseau. 877 01:31:57,008 --> 01:31:59,760 Kill him. 878 01:32:24,076 --> 01:32:27,622 Get Fassbender and his daughter into the control room. 879 01:32:27,663 --> 01:32:29,791 What about Clouseau? 880 01:32:29,832 --> 01:32:34,295 Priorities. First I will pick a target. 881 01:32:34,337 --> 01:32:36,297 Then Clouseau. 882 01:32:54,982 --> 01:32:57,735 Now we'll see who has the last laugh. 883 01:32:57,819 --> 01:33:00,071 They've all betrayed me, and now they will have to pay. 884 01:33:00,154 --> 01:33:03,074 What shall I destroy? Buckingham Palace? Too small. 885 01:33:03,157 --> 01:33:05,076 How about London? Not big enough. 886 01:33:05,159 --> 01:33:07,662 England! Yes, England. 887 01:33:07,745 --> 01:33:09,705 Good-bye, Piccadilly 888 01:33:09,747 --> 01:33:12,375 Farewell, Leicester Square 889 01:33:19,382 --> 01:33:22,051 You are just in time, Professor. 890 01:33:22,135 --> 01:33:25,930 Within five minutes, I shall destroy England. 891 01:33:26,013 --> 01:33:27,932 England! 892 01:33:28,015 --> 01:33:30,476 No more cricket. 893 01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:33,437 No more warm beer, Professor. 894 01:33:33,479 --> 01:33:36,983 No more fish and chips. No more... 895 01:33:45,158 --> 01:33:46,617 England! 896 01:34:44,550 --> 01:34:46,052 Do something. 897 01:34:46,135 --> 01:34:48,513 You brought it on yourself. It's too late. 898 01:34:48,596 --> 01:34:49,847 Wait! 899 01:34:49,931 --> 01:34:52,892 Do something! Come back! Help me! 900 01:34:52,975 --> 01:34:54,393 Look! 901 01:34:56,354 --> 01:34:57,980 You've gotta help me. 902 01:34:58,022 --> 01:35:01,192 Help, Professor! 903 01:36:37,997 --> 01:36:41,000 Cato, my little yellow friend, I'm home. 904 01:37:19,789 --> 01:37:22,291 I gave Cato the night off. 905 01:37:23,668 --> 01:37:27,380 But what has happened to my room? 906 01:40:00,491 --> 01:40:01,909 Darling? 907 01:40:14,172 --> 01:40:16,716 My darling. 908 01:40:21,762 --> 01:40:24,432 Darling, sing to me. 909 01:40:24,474 --> 01:40:27,101 Sing to you? Oh. 910 01:40:27,185 --> 01:40:30,688 Come to me 911 01:40:30,771 --> 01:40:32,690 And the world 912 01:40:32,773 --> 01:40:36,444 It will be ours tonight 913 01:40:44,994 --> 01:40:46,954 Where did you go? 914 01:40:47,038 --> 01:40:49,832 - Your voice? - Yes, that was my voice. 915 01:40:49,916 --> 01:40:52,627 That was my voice singing a little song we used to sing... 916 01:40:52,668 --> 01:40:55,880 in the Resistance to keep up the courage. 917 01:40:55,963 --> 01:40:58,925 Was it hard for you in the Resistance? 918 01:40:59,008 --> 01:41:02,845 Very hard, but not as hard as it is now. 919 01:41:02,929 --> 01:41:04,847 Darling, relax. 920 01:41:04,931 --> 01:41:07,433 Resistance is over. 921 01:41:08,726 --> 01:41:11,270 My darling. 922 01:41:11,354 --> 01:41:13,523 My beautiful darling. 923 01:41:13,606 --> 01:41:15,775 What?