1 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:26,600 Banished from our solar system for crimes committed against humanity. 2 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:31,840 Drifting through that black void of ageless, timeless space. 3 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:35,120 Aimlessly wandering about the universe. 4 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:38,240 Waiting for the precise moment. 5 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:44,980 That exact reoccurrence of events to take place in order that she might 6 00:00:46,170 --> 00:00:52,390 And now, Krita Borgia, arch -villainess of all time, has set into motion 7 00:00:52,390 --> 00:00:57,250 her plan to once again try and conquer the universe. 8 00:01:01,830 --> 00:01:06,870 Earth's gravitational pull increasing to .0165 coordinates. 9 00:01:07,190 --> 00:01:08,410 Continue present course. 10 00:01:08,950 --> 00:01:10,930 Status report on landing party. 11 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:15,240 Unchanged. We've been without communication for 31 minutes. 12 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:17,020 Communication just received. 13 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:18,500 Landing party successful. 14 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,320 Captives are being held at the Earth base. 15 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:22,760 Start duplication at one. 16 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:25,540 Oh, Krita, you are a genius. 17 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:28,820 They'll all be mine. 18 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,480 I will rule the universe. 19 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:35,780 Krita Borgia, queen of the universe. 20 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,400 Phase two, phase two. Begin landing, people. 21 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,040 Alter course for phase two coordinates. 22 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,160 I love myself. 23 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:04,600 What are the coordinates for the Safeway parking lot in Burbank? 24 00:02:05,870 --> 00:02:08,610 And watch out for that dumb shit produce truck driver. 25 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,610 He threw a tomato at me last time. 26 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:18,410 And so it was a week ago last Thursday that Krita Borgia returned to Earth and 27 00:02:18,410 --> 00:02:22,530 began her fiendish plan to conquer the universe. 28 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:29,670 There was but one obstacle in her path, one defender of justice, the only 29 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:32,610 person capable of stopping her. 30 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:03,420 A coward's way out. 31 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:04,840 Is that what you want? 32 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:06,680 I'm going to do it. 33 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:08,980 I'm going to jump. 34 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:10,620 What's your name? 35 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:12,140 Charles. 36 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:14,660 Charles Brody. But why, Charles? 37 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,600 I can't handle it anymore. 38 00:05:16,820 --> 00:05:17,820 The pressure. 39 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:19,440 The guys I have to deal with. 40 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,340 What kind of work are you in, Charles? 41 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,320 I'm in the film business. 42 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:26,140 A producer. 43 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,500 Oh, I know you're clever. 44 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:31,990 Don't try to stop me. 45 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:35,370 The lying, cheating, the stealing. 46 00:05:36,310 --> 00:05:37,650 That's what I can't take anymore. 47 00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:41,670 Dealing with those people. 48 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:44,690 I just can't take it anymore. 49 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:47,450 All you need is a reason to keep living. 50 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:49,130 You think I haven't tried? 51 00:05:49,690 --> 00:05:51,930 I haven't searched for something? Anything? 52 00:05:53,370 --> 00:05:54,490 There's just nothing left. 53 00:05:55,110 --> 00:05:56,530 Maybe I can give you something. 54 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:04,690 I don't know. 55 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,030 I don't know what to say or think anymore. 56 00:06:07,310 --> 00:06:08,530 Just say what's on your mind. 57 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,630 You've got a great set of tits. 58 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,400 That's great. 59 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,380 Oh, that's the greatest ever. 60 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:43,620 It's never been like this before. 61 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:47,820 Do you enjoy that, Charles? 62 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,220 Oh, yes. 63 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:51,260 Don't stop. 64 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:58,360 See, Charles, I told you. There's a reason to go on living. 65 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,460 Do you like the way I stroke your cock? 66 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:03,180 I love it. 67 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,000 Talk dirty to me. 68 00:07:09,340 --> 00:07:11,840 Talk dirty, bitch. 69 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,360 Oh, Charles, do you want to fuck me? 70 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:17,740 Yeah. 71 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:22,200 Yeah. Do you want to fuck me now, Charles? 72 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:26,700 Yeah. That's good, because I want you to fuck me. 73 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:28,960 Fuck me now, Charles. 74 00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:47,490 It feels so good when you hug me. 75 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:50,950 Glad you came when you didn't. 76 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:54,250 Saved my life. 77 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:10,580 Sit on top. 78 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:14,280 No. Turn around the other way. 79 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,660 I want to be able to see your ass. 80 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,080 Yeah. 81 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:21,500 Just like that. 82 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:28,220 Yeah. 83 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:34,860 Oh, yeah. 84 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:37,180 That looks great. 85 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:46,190 Oh, yes, Charles. Oh, good. 86 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,620 That's right, you're doing it. 87 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:06,080 You're fucking me so good. 88 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:08,920 Oh, fuck me. 89 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,960 Fuck me. Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy good. 90 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,680 Okay, if I put it in your ass, I mean, it feels so good in your pussy. 91 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:19,900 Can you see my ass all right, Charles? Oh, you better see it. 92 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,380 You better fuck me in the ass. Oh, yeah, I do. 93 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,940 Charles, fuck me in the ass. 94 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,180 You mean it's... Yes. 95 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,850 Oh, God. I do. 96 00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:33,390 Great. Oh, I can hardly wait. 97 00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:35,950 Yeah. 98 00:12:37,270 --> 00:12:38,330 Oh, this is great. 99 00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:39,970 Good job. 100 00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:43,410 This is great. I can hardly wait. 101 00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:45,430 Oh. Oh. 102 00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:47,090 Oh. Oh. 103 00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:07,730 I was so excited. 104 00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:10,850 I wanted to put it in your ass so much, I came. 105 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,850 Oh, I felt so good. 106 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:16,830 Wow. 107 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,730 That was great, Charles. 108 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:20,030 Really great. 109 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:22,910 That was the greatest ever for me. 110 00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:24,450 Actually, he's not a bad lad. 111 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,010 But I'd better end this now. 112 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:29,870 I've got to figure out how to find John. I'm kind of tired now, Charles. 113 00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:31,550 I want to get some rest. 114 00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:33,870 Why don't you go home and get some too? 115 00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:36,570 Okay. 116 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:38,729 Thanks. 117 00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:40,930 Bye. So long. 118 00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:49,370 What a fucking dump. 119 00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:53,890 It's the best the rental agency could do on such short notice. 120 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:06,710 Take a memo. Make sure we never use that bastard again. 121 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,900 And put that produce truck driver on there, too. 122 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,740 Goddamn tomato is all over the place. 123 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:16,600 I'm in a cornhole, that son of a bitch. 124 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:21,040 When are you ever going to learn to fly that freaking thing? I told you to watch 125 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,680 out for that bastard, and you had to land right next to him. It was the only 126 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,420 place left in the parking lot. 127 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:26,739 Forget it. 128 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:27,920 How is our work progressing? 129 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,120 It should be ready soon. 130 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:34,080 If I don't find you, I don't know what I'll do. 131 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,930 Nice set of tits. 132 00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:46,590 Legs to match. 133 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,690 A pile of driving ass. 134 00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:52,950 Listen to me. 135 00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:56,290 I'm starting to sound like that conceited bitch, Krita Borgia. 136 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,400 It is ready. 137 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:19,040 Set it down. Set it down. 138 00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:22,480 Break it. It's your ass. 139 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,240 Everybody get back. 140 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:29,140 Convenient, huh? 141 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:30,900 Get the lights. 142 00:16:27,699 --> 00:16:29,140 The dildo. 143 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,300 Is it exact? 144 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,160 It's the perfect duplicate, boyfriend. 145 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,140 I made sure of it. 146 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,960 14 inches. 147 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,780 With this, this will be your death. 148 00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:07,950 After I saw that replica they made from you, I had to see the real thing for 149 00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:10,589 myself. What does she intend to do with it? 150 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:12,490 Not just yet. 151 00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:16,250 If I tell you, you might decide to get soft. 152 00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:19,150 Okay, have it your way. 153 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:22,170 I'll just lay here and enjoy the sights. 154 00:17:23,869 --> 00:17:24,869 Enjoy yourself. 155 00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:26,930 Well, you can. 156 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,090 What are you doing? 157 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:33,950 I'm not censoring the X -rated movie ads. 158 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,230 Lois, L .A. time. 159 00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:42,950 One moment, please. 160 00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:46,750 Do you think we could possibly spring for two phones in this office? I mean, 161 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:47,990 are the largest paper in town. 162 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:55,330 What? A what? 163 00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:57,590 200 feet long? 164 00:17:58,530 --> 00:17:59,530 You're kidding. 165 00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:01,190 No, you bet I am. 166 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,320 Uh -huh, uh -huh. 167 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:04,880 Uh -huh. 168 00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:07,220 Strange buzzing sound coming from inside. 169 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:09,680 Really? 170 00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:11,660 Uh -huh. 171 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:14,060 Really. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. 172 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,460 Yeah. 173 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,440 Right, you bet. I'll be right over. 174 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,279 What is it? 175 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,460 A prank call. Forget it. 176 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:25,140 I knew it was too good to be true. We never get a hot tip anymore. 177 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,200 Yeah, she's really come through for us. 178 00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:31,750 Do you remember the best one she ever gave me? 179 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:35,210 A man swallows hand grenade in a crowded elevator. 180 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,070 That was big, Clark. 181 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:38,330 Really big. 182 00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:41,530 And hey, yeah, what about the ruptured fire hydrant story? 183 00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:44,470 A woman dies of accidental over douche. 184 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,090 What a story. 185 00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:47,890 Boy, that was a good one. 186 00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:50,490 Well, that's a good old days. 187 00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:53,410 I remember capturing V .D. Bandit. 188 00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:55,150 Just a pretty call, huh? 189 00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:57,110 Oh, good morning, Linda. Good morning, Linda. 190 00:18:57,790 --> 00:19:01,610 Yeah, some nut called and said there was a spaceship parked at the supermarket 191 00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:02,610 parking lot. 192 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,790 What? A spaceship? 193 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,350 It was just a prank call. 194 00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:14,650 Oh, it's Greta Borgia's spaceship. 195 00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:18,490 Clark, why don't I check out that call for you? 196 00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:21,630 Things are slow around here, and if it is something, we don't want the examiner 197 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:24,470 to get scooped. Well, you can if you really want to, but if there's anything 198 00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:25,950 it, someone would already have told us. 199 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:30,910 Hey, Linda, about the kidnapping of your boyfriend, do you have a chance to 200 00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:33,990 question the neighbors about that yet? No, I haven't found anyone at home yet. 201 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,930 Well, I should check it out while Linda's gone. 202 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:40,450 I can handle things here. 203 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,610 And, hey, dig up something, okay? 204 00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:51,210 We need a follow -up headline for that kidnapped boyfriend story. 205 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,240 Why would they abandon their craft? 206 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,880 If Krita Borg is all right, I'm sure of that. 207 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:17,240 If Krita did kidnap John, she must be holding him hostage somewhere else. But 208 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,240 why? 209 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:20,860 What are you doing here? 210 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,560 I'm Linda. 211 00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:31,660 I'm a reporter from the L .A. Times, and we were interested in using you and 212 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:34,800 your spaceship for a cover story, and we were wondering if you could... Shut up. 213 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,780 If my instincts are right, these two will take me with them as prisoner. 214 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,800 Okay, get out. 215 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:58,120 And if you are a reporter, you don't print one word in the paper, right? 216 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:02,520 I've got to do something fast. Well, if that's the way you want it, but you're 217 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,920 passing up a lot of great publicity for you and your spaceship. 218 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:06,380 Get out. 219 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:13,080 Those are nice uniforms you have there, but too bad there's a speck of dust 220 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,080 right there. 221 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:17,430 Well, I guess I'll be going now. 222 00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:18,750 Not just yet, cutie. 223 00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:25,070 How would you like to fuck me while I suck your friend? 224 00:22:01,639 --> 00:22:02,700 Yeah? I'm lost. 225 00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:04,380 So what? 226 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,840 I wonder if you could help me. 227 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:07,800 Lady, I don't help nobody. 228 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,339 Get lost. 229 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:12,720 I'm a reporter for the L .A. Times. The man next door, he was kidnapped. 230 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:14,220 I know all about it. 231 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,880 I read the papers, too. 232 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,280 So he was... boyfriend. 233 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,780 She wants him back. Let her find him. Me? 234 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,560 I don't care. 235 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:26,540 Did they talk to you for a few minutes? 236 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:36,760 One of my favorite programs comes on in just a few minutes, so make it snappy. 237 00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:38,200 Did you happen to hear anything? 238 00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:41,540 Sure, I hear lots of things. I hear them fucking all the time. 239 00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:42,740 They fuck a lot. 240 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,280 What else do you want to know? 241 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,640 I think you should leave. 242 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:46,680 Hold it. 243 00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:49,920 You said you came here to ask me questions. Ask me questions. 244 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,340 You don't seem very interested in helping me. 245 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,300 I don't kiss your ass, and you think I'm not interested. 246 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,360 I'll tell you what I'm interested in. 247 00:22:57,820 --> 00:23:00,800 I'm interested in getting a job, getting some money. 248 00:23:01,949 --> 00:23:04,330 And I'm interested in getting some pussy, too. 249 00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:10,950 Thought you said you were a reporter. 250 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:12,910 Won't find out anything that way. 251 00:23:13,190 --> 00:23:14,190 Are you going to help me? 252 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:15,510 Every man has his price. 253 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:16,770 If it's money you want. 254 00:23:17,410 --> 00:23:18,410 Come over here. 255 00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:28,430 I'm getting by on my unemployment. 256 00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:30,910 They're even looking for a job for me. 257 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,540 That leaves only one thing I could possibly be interested in. 258 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,860 How can I be sure you know anything? 259 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,240 You can't. 260 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,160 But if you leave now, you'll never know. 261 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,600 Back up your skirt a little. 262 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,540 I bet you got nice legs. 263 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,700 Oh, come on, honey. You're not going to chicken out on old Jake now, are you? 264 00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:54,940 Let me see your pussy. 265 00:24:11,790 --> 00:24:15,090 on subscription television, and get with the program. 266 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:17,870 Racing from Santa Anita. 267 00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:24,790 Major League Sports action with live home games from the Kings, Angels, 268 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:31,210 Aztecs, the Cirque, and the Dodgers. Plus major motion pictures for $18 .95 a 269 00:24:31,210 --> 00:24:32,790 month after a standard installation fee. 270 00:24:33,830 --> 00:24:36,510 Kneel down here, sweetheart, and give old Jake some loving. 271 00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:43,970 Ready to see the stars really close up? Then you've got to visit Movie Land Wax 272 00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:48,950 Museum. And see how tall John Wayne really stands. How Sprite Sam looks in a 273 00:24:48,950 --> 00:24:49,990 ,000 dab. 274 00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:54,470 How blue Paul Newman's eyes are. And how it felt to be trapped in the precise. 275 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:58,390 You'll discover a lot more. Because you're right there with hundreds of 276 00:24:58,390 --> 00:25:00,430 incredibly lifelike movie and TV stars. 277 00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:03,610 That's one big man. 278 00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:05,970 That's Movie Land Wax Museum. 279 00:25:06,890 --> 00:25:08,070 Not so rough. 280 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,940 Get up here, goddammit. 281 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,880 On the sofa, hands and knees. 282 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,100 Now put my cock in that sweet little pussy of yours. 283 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,040 Hey, what do you got there? 284 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,019 This one. 285 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:23,280 Milky Way. We mix the butter, mix it creamy smooth. 286 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,760 Cook caramel, chef's soap, blend our own milk chocolate. 287 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:31,240 Then put those three great tastes in one delicious place. 288 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,499 Milky Way. 289 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,680 This one. 290 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,420 It's Battlestar Galactica spacecraft stickers. 291 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:03,720 Three spacecraft on each card. With Battlestar spacecraft, you can give most 292 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,780 anything to Galactica. 293 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,320 One of four cards in the specially marked boxes of Lucky Charms. 294 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:44,840 gonna let you forget my name now tell me what's my name oh jake 295 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:51,760 what am i doing to you you're fucking me oh you learn fast now tell me again 296 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,380 what am i doing to you you're fucking me where 297 00:27:20,110 --> 00:27:23,410 I love that potato mix. It's good. 298 00:28:13,130 --> 00:28:14,130 Do you have a friend? 299 00:28:14,550 --> 00:28:16,610 My pussy's begging for attention. 300 00:28:23,190 --> 00:28:25,870 I shouldn't be doing this. 301 00:28:26,110 --> 00:28:27,850 I know I shouldn't be doing this. 302 00:28:28,230 --> 00:28:30,730 John is missing and here I am enjoying myself. 303 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:32,410 Fuck me. 304 00:28:32,490 --> 00:28:35,210 Oh, fuck me hard. 305 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:32,100 If only I could reveal my powers, I could really show these two some fancy 306 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:33,100 schooling. 307 00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,980 fucks and they know they've been fucked. 308 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:03,000 That's how I sample that ass of yours. 309 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,860 You ever been fucked in the ass before, huh? 310 00:33:45,870 --> 00:33:47,150 Don't you fucking move. 311 00:33:48,210 --> 00:33:50,870 I love it. I know you love it. 312 00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:54,250 Now you know my name, huh? 313 00:33:56,290 --> 00:33:58,090 Don't ask me questions anytime. 314 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:06,750 Take that fucking cup. 315 00:34:06,970 --> 00:34:09,409 Here's what you came for and you fucking knew it. 316 00:34:25,929 --> 00:34:26,929 Take that cock. 317 00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:30,750 You like that? 318 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:32,110 You're too quiet. 319 00:34:32,469 --> 00:34:33,469 Tell me you like that. 320 00:34:34,929 --> 00:34:35,929 Oh. 321 00:34:36,330 --> 00:34:37,630 You should know how to do that. 322 00:34:38,050 --> 00:34:39,870 Old Jake might not think you like this. 323 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,720 Yeah, yeah. 324 00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:09,780 we've been getting. 325 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,800 Zykar and Percy wasn't bad. 326 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,880 Yeah, but I couldn't turn on the girls with three tits. 327 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,240 You know what I mean? 328 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,040 Yeah, but those double -cunted dargoids were good. 329 00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:22,940 Hey, what was that? 330 00:36:55,150 --> 00:36:56,150 to get some glasses. 331 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:59,550 I was only pretending to like it in the end. That doesn't sound right, does it, 332 00:37:59,550 --> 00:38:01,070 though? Never mind, Lewis. 333 00:38:01,370 --> 00:38:02,410 I'll call you a cab. 334 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:05,430 Oh, darn. I thought I could ride with you. 335 00:38:06,290 --> 00:38:07,290 I'm sorry, Lewis. 336 00:38:07,510 --> 00:38:09,170 My insurance doesn't cover riders. 337 00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:13,050 How do you think I'd look in glasses? 338 00:38:13,470 --> 00:38:15,430 With or without, you'd look swell. 339 00:38:15,790 --> 00:38:16,790 Oh, thanks. 340 00:38:24,390 --> 00:38:25,450 What a broad. 341 00:38:26,590 --> 00:38:28,150 What a neat person. 342 00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:37,890 Yeah, 343 00:38:39,730 --> 00:38:43,810 uh -huh. 344 00:38:44,050 --> 00:38:45,770 That would be just fine. Sure. 345 00:38:46,150 --> 00:38:47,390 Is that a disguise? 346 00:38:49,950 --> 00:38:53,610 Sure, sure. Okay. Fine, fine. I can take care of that. Uh -huh. 347 00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:58,740 Okay. 348 00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:00,460 Oh, okay, yeah. 349 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,560 That's fine, that's fine. Thank you. Yep. Thank you. 350 00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:09,600 Clark, can I help you? Yes, I'd like to take out an ad in your paper. Certainly, 351 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:12,140 certainly. Let me find a pen. Here we go. 352 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:15,720 Okay, ready. 353 00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:21,900 Don't try to see. 354 00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:26,380 I have lead all around me. 355 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:33,760 That man you miss brings me happiness 356 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,340 and bliss. 357 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:47,780 To see him alive, it's tomorrow 358 00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:50,220 at five. 359 00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:54,160 Be near the park benches. 360 00:39:56,490 --> 00:39:58,950 Or he's my 14 inches. 361 00:40:00,630 --> 00:40:02,610 Oh, I love it. I love it. 362 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,250 Can I read that back to you? 363 00:40:07,670 --> 00:40:08,830 I'm so smart. 364 00:40:09,310 --> 00:40:11,510 I really get off on myself sometimes. 365 00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:22,170 Dear boy, did you take off those glasses? 366 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,160 Their tongues were as long as their cock. 367 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,360 Got your little stiffy up, huh? 368 00:43:28,970 --> 00:43:30,350 going to be able to get off like this. 369 00:43:34,670 --> 00:43:35,670 Honey? 370 00:43:43,030 --> 00:43:44,070 Hey, fuckhead! 371 00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:45,790 Listen, 372 00:43:46,330 --> 00:43:50,190 sweetie, why don't we move to the floor? It's a little uncomfortable here on the 373 00:43:50,190 --> 00:43:51,190 desk. 374 00:43:52,190 --> 00:43:53,190 Whatever, 375 00:43:53,890 --> 00:43:54,890 anything. 376 00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:25,000 I guess you're not that mild after all. 377 00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,780 fancy this time. 378 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:00,480 Again now? 379 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,780 You'll never get away with this. They won't pay a ransom. Don't flatter 380 00:48:17,780 --> 00:48:19,860 yourself. You're worthless to me. 381 00:48:20,180 --> 00:48:22,240 No more than extra bait on the hook. 382 00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:27,520 Perhaps we'll be better finding two missing persons than one. 383 00:48:29,620 --> 00:48:30,940 She's not interested in me. 384 00:48:31,940 --> 00:48:33,320 She's looking for a missing boyfriend. 385 00:48:35,940 --> 00:48:37,360 And that's where you're taking me? 386 00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:39,100 You're a real whip, Clark. 387 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:41,780 Jesus, how the hell did this guy make editor? 388 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,760 Make the call, Clark. 389 00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:52,060 Hello, copy? 390 00:48:55,370 --> 00:48:56,370 Got it to press. 391 00:48:58,150 --> 00:49:01,370 Fools. You fools will play right into my trap. 392 00:49:02,150 --> 00:49:05,370 Tie him up and bring him with us. You'll never get away with it. Shut him up. 393 00:49:06,350 --> 00:49:07,930 I'll leave the end of you. 394 00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:12,590 Where's the cry, dildo? I'm going to cornhole this fucker. 395 00:49:16,230 --> 00:49:20,450 How dare he mention her to me? And you two, where the hell were you? 396 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:24,500 You fucked this creep for over two hours waiting for you to get here. We had to 397 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:27,120 check out the Battlestar craft to make sure it was still operational. 398 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,460 For two hours? 399 00:49:28,780 --> 00:49:30,120 There was someone there. 400 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,360 She was a reporter. 401 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:32,520 A reporter? 402 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:37,100 What did she look like? She had a great set of tits. Oh, with legs to match. 403 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:38,860 And a pile -driving ass? 404 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,160 Yeah. Yeah. 405 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,319 You fool! 406 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:45,400 You idiots! That was... We were fucking... 407 00:51:01,610 --> 00:51:02,610 window replaced. 408 00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:08,670 All right, the window and some body work. 409 00:51:17,070 --> 00:51:21,330 All right, the window and all the body work. 410 00:51:48,140 --> 00:51:51,140 Well, one newspaper would have been enough. That is one newspaper. Read it. 411 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,780 Newspaper editor Clark Click kidnapped. 412 00:51:54,940 --> 00:51:56,080 He's got to do something. 413 00:51:56,420 --> 00:51:58,720 Just a drop of... You've got to get a hold of her. 414 00:51:58,980 --> 00:52:00,500 I don't know how to get in touch with her. 415 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,440 She's your friend. She's the only one who can. 416 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,500 I'll do the best I can. 417 00:52:04,740 --> 00:52:07,860 I have a lead to go on now. I'll spend the night here to see if this ransom 418 00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:08,860 call, okay? 419 00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:14,520 All right. I'll see if I can get in touch... Don't try to see. 420 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,880 I have lead all around me. 421 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:18,860 The man you miss. 422 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,420 You don't have to if you don't want to. 423 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,300 Why don't you undo my other hand and then we can enjoy ourselves properly. 424 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,160 One is enough for now. 425 00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:43,280 I don't know what you're here for, but if that's all you want, fine by me. 426 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,080 Just do me, okay? 427 00:57:21,550 --> 00:57:22,970 Show me how to start this thing. 428 00:57:23,170 --> 00:57:28,170 If we can cut off Queen's escape, it'll be a showdown between her and... Here, 429 00:57:28,190 --> 00:57:30,030 you'll need a key to start it. A key? 430 00:57:30,510 --> 00:57:31,930 How else could you crank the engine? 431 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:35,990 Well, what's the power source in this thing, anyway? Two blown and injected 432 00:57:35,990 --> 00:57:37,610 Chrysler hemming. What? 433 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:42,750 This is just for inner atmosphere travel. Outside that, we switched to the 434 00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:43,870 graphite power cells. 435 00:57:44,190 --> 00:57:45,710 Who designed this contraption? 436 00:57:46,450 --> 00:57:48,170 On one, turn the key. 437 00:57:49,010 --> 00:57:50,010 Four... 438 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,100 Three, two, one. 439 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,980 I forgot to turn on the sound suppression device. 440 00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,540 Time's fucking real. 441 00:58:12,220 --> 00:58:13,940 Tomatoes, get your red -hot tomatoes. 442 00:58:14,260 --> 00:58:15,600 Get away from here. The Black Hawk could kill him. 443 00:58:19,310 --> 00:58:22,230 That'll teach you to park this fucking thing next to my tomatoes. 444 00:58:23,570 --> 00:58:25,310 Tomatoes. Get your red hot tomatoes. 445 00:58:30,410 --> 00:58:31,830 Two fools. 446 00:58:32,310 --> 00:58:33,370 Lois and Clark. 447 00:58:35,390 --> 00:58:36,490 Lois and Clark. 448 00:58:36,850 --> 00:58:38,810 Were you ever in the expedition business? 449 00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:41,590 Lois and Clark, get it? 450 00:58:43,130 --> 00:58:44,130 Dummy. 451 00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:55,660 I'll ask you one time and one time only, where are they? 452 00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:01,420 I'll have a little surprise for you. Take off her clothes and put her on. No! 453 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,240 Looked out for your happiness? 454 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:31,720 Tell me, my pet, why do you return my love for you this way? 455 00:59:33,860 --> 00:59:36,120 Shall I prove my love to you again? 456 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,120 That works, but we need them. 457 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,700 Well, you've got a free hand. 458 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:09,820 Wouldn't it be nicer to cooperate? 459 01:03:33,900 --> 01:03:37,460 You promised you wouldn't! 460 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,940 There's only one place they could be. 461 01:04:54,030 --> 01:04:55,550 I've waited for this moment. 462 01:04:56,210 --> 01:05:00,210 I will delay your death only long enough to enjoy it. 463 01:05:01,470 --> 01:05:03,110 Strip her and put her in my chair. 464 01:05:07,210 --> 01:05:11,870 And now, my pets, you won't be giving me any more trouble, will you? 465 01:06:05,140 --> 01:06:06,140 Somebody. 466 01:06:06,860 --> 01:06:08,420 Our only hope. 467 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,160 We're doomed. 468 01:06:12,060 --> 01:06:12,900 And 469 01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:24,120 now, 470 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:27,200 you shall get your due. 471 01:07:34,730 --> 01:07:35,730 What happened to us? 472 01:07:35,970 --> 01:07:37,090 Oh, what could he do to us? 473 01:07:49,590 --> 01:07:51,130 Die. Die. 474 01:07:55,450 --> 01:07:57,550 Oh, excuse me, old chap. Is this the flower department? 475 01:07:58,110 --> 01:08:00,290 Does that look like creeping red ficus to you? 476 01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:04,740 Mildred, close your lily eyes, Mildred. It's not a proper sight for the likes of 477 01:08:04,740 --> 01:08:08,200 you. I see where we're fighting now. Yeah, but I might add it's always been 478 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,200 attached to the body. 479 01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:12,220 And what might you be doing, me lad? 480 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:15,320 Oh, we were looking to buy some cucumbers, we were. 481 01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:18,300 Cucumbers, is it? 482 01:08:18,620 --> 01:08:21,060 Well, that's a handsome member you're bought in now. 483 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:22,660 Aye, that it is indeed. 484 01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:24,479 Would you be caring for a taste? 485 01:08:25,580 --> 01:08:27,700 No, it's a frightful big for me own taste. 486 01:08:28,180 --> 01:08:29,240 Perhaps your lady says. 487 01:08:29,740 --> 01:08:33,479 Come on with you, wasting such a specimen on the life of me. 488 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:35,620 And what type of treasure might you be hiding there? 489 01:08:35,899 --> 01:08:39,899 If it's treasure you're looking for, you're apt to be a mite disappointed. 490 01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:45,120 The only thing feeding the size of her mouth is the size of her... Well, I 491 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,120 say I did all this. 492 01:15:01,070 --> 01:15:02,070 Ah. 493 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:38,500 Boy, was that a close encounter. 494 01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:40,560 Jesus, Clark. 495 01:17:41,180 --> 01:17:42,660 Sorry, it's not all I could think of. 496 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,280 Hey. 497 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:49,320 Where did I talk to Linda? She'll never believe this. 498 01:17:58,300 --> 01:17:59,940 You were out like that? 499 01:18:00,220 --> 01:18:01,400 I had no choice. 500 01:18:01,820 --> 01:18:03,120 You had my clothes. 501 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,680 You must have flashed the whole city. 502 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:08,860 Oh, I missed you so much. 503 01:18:12,860 --> 01:18:14,020 Hey, those are mine. 504 01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:20,640 Hello? 505 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:25,120 This is it. 506 01:18:25,700 --> 01:18:27,340 This time I'm going to jump. 507 01:18:27,580 --> 01:18:29,680 Oh, I thought we had that settled. 508 01:18:29,980 --> 01:18:30,980 I never asked. 509 01:18:31,380 --> 01:18:32,620 Always something new. 510 01:18:33,260 --> 01:18:34,720 Somebody trying to take advantage. 511 01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:36,240 Someone to make life better. 512 01:18:37,450 --> 01:18:40,050 Someone that... 365 days a year. 513 01:18:40,550 --> 01:18:41,469 What's that? 514 01:18:41,470 --> 01:18:44,170 I work 365 days a year. 515 01:18:44,410 --> 01:18:47,930 What do you think? That fighting climate injustice is just a bowl full of 516 01:18:47,930 --> 01:18:48,930 cherries? 517 01:18:49,270 --> 01:18:51,030 Well, think again. It's not. 518 01:18:51,750 --> 01:18:54,410 I have people's lives to save that want to be saved. 519 01:18:55,390 --> 01:18:58,910 I have to get up every Christmas morning, on every holiday. 520 01:19:00,690 --> 01:19:01,690 I'm sorry. 521 01:19:01,850 --> 01:19:03,050 I didn't know. 522 01:19:03,570 --> 01:19:04,570 Thank you, Carl. 523 01:19:05,170 --> 01:19:06,170 Bye. 524 01:19:11,980 --> 01:19:17,020 So it's goodbye to Charles, and goodbye to Krita, and hello to you, my love. 525 01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:18,620 Who the hell's Charles? 526 01:19:19,420 --> 01:19:22,620 He's just a friend of mine who doesn't have time to take the elevator down. 527 01:19:24,380 --> 01:19:26,380 Then what do you think will happen to Krita? 528 01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:34,480 Set course for Krylar. 529 01:19:41,770 --> 01:19:42,770 I will return.