1 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:05,589 - 30 seconds left. - Come on. 2 00:00:05,755 --> 00:00:08,133 Oh, oh, it's a butterfly! 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,176 Oh, it's Mariah Carey's lower back butterfly tattoo. 4 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,012 Yes! 5 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,554 Well done, John. 6 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,599 And because you guessed correctly, 7 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:16,850 watch what happens. 8 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,688 Oh. 9 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,899 Oh! 10 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,608 I should've gotten that sooner. 11 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,819 I wrote my college thesis on that back tattoo. 12 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:30,071 Yes, because remember, every picture from tonight 13 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,323 will have something to do with your lives on Earth, 14 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,991 so you can get to know each other a little bit better. 15 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,201 Okay, Blue Team, you're up. 16 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,578 Go get 'em, chippy. 17 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,038 Chidi, it's your turn. 18 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:40,207 Oh. I'm a pretty decent artist, 19 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:41,666 but I'm not so great under pressure. 20 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,293 Your time begins now. 21 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,379 Ooh, boy. Okay. 22 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,089 - You got this, Chidi. - I'm sorry. 23 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:49,507 I'm just trying to figure out how to start. 24 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,633 Come on. Just start drawing, my brotha. 25 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,177 Oh, no. 26 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:53,845 No, no, no, no. No, no, no. 27 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,263 No. 28 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,224 - 30 seconds! - Ah! Okay, here we go. 29 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,226 Uh... oh. 30 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,478 Uh, it's a submarine. 31 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:02,979 Looks like broccoli with teeth. 32 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,857 Oh, oh, it's a horse with a bow on its neck. 33 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,608 Oh, is it my childhood pony, Daisy? 34 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:09,861 Yes! 35 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:10,987 Oh, no. 36 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,864 No! 37 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,412 What have I done? 38 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:20,872 You made a frickin' Frankenstein, man. 39 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:22,999 Okay, okay, okay. You know what? 40 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,793 Magic Pictionary is over now, 41 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,711 so let's all go home and get some sleep. 42 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,088 You guys want me to kill it? I've shot a lot of race horses. 43 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,298 Okay. 44 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,475 Fork me. That was a disaster. 45 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:42,310 How did that go so wrong? 46 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,687 Well, for one thing, Brent got super wasted. 47 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,022 We should've cut him off. 48 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,773 Nobody gets cut off in the Good Place. 49 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,692 If he asks for beer, I give him a beer. 50 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,194 I'm just glad he stopped asking me 51 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,572 to go to dinner so we could discuss my career. 52 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:55,656 Man, we haven't done a successful activity 53 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,533 in, like, three weeks. We're ice cold. 54 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,785 Guys, give yourself a break. They're getting better. 55 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:02,169 Brent stopped saying "daddy like" all the time. 56 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,915 - That's something. - True. 57 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,541 John stopped saying Michael's suits don't work 58 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,751 for his body type. 59 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,921 He has? Oh! Oh, good. 60 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,923 I had Janet taper the legs. 61 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,174 I think it really paid off. 62 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,176 Guys, listen to yourselves. 63 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,220 They're not being objectively terrible 64 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,679 and we're happy with that? 65 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:20,513 I mean, is that how low the bar is? 66 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,975 Something feels off. 67 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,476 All right, we need new ideas. 68 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,186 I say we hole up here for an all-night 69 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,771 - brainstorming session. - Now just hang on. 70 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,689 We're working really hard, 71 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,609 and we need to relax occasionally, 72 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:32,151 or we're gonna just burn out. 73 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,611 So let's just, you know, 74 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,947 clear our brain, watch a movie, or... oh! 75 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,283 We'll have a slumber party. 76 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,204 What the fork? 77 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,547 Whoever you are, show yourself. 78 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,638 Oh. Hold on. 79 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,454 The hood is caught in my glasses. 80 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,851 Hi. 81 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,270 I'm Glenn from the Bad Place. 82 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,521 What are you doing here? 83 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,064 Yeah, what do you want, creep? 84 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,524 No one knows I'm here, 85 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,902 and I have some important information. 86 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,903 Eleanor, I need to speak with you alone. 87 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,321 Whatever you need to say to me, 88 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:18,531 you can say right here. 89 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,283 I don't think I should. 90 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,370 It would lead to a very uncomfortable social situation. 91 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,080 Say it. 92 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:26,706 That's not Michael. 93 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,542 That's Vicky the Demon in a Michael suit. 94 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,337 And she's sabotaging your experiment. 95 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,300 You see? It's uncomfortable. 96 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,167 All right, just sit there quietly 97 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:40,610 until we sort all this out. 98 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,096 If it's not too much trouble, 99 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,030 could I get a hot glass of pig urine? 100 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,767 We need to talk. 101 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,352 Or... I'm not picky. 102 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,229 Whatever urine you have is fine. 103 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,523 Eleanor, you have to believe me. 104 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,566 I'm Michael. He's lying. 105 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,402 Calm down, dude. 106 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,278 I trust you. 107 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,405 But I'm gonna make Glenn think I don't trust you. 108 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,823 Somehow this has to be related 109 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,034 to the problems we've been having here. 110 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,535 And we need to figure out what game they're playing. 111 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,954 Ooh, that's good. 112 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,663 I like the way you think, Shellstrop. 113 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:08,832 I mean, 114 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,334 I hate the way you think, Shellstrop! 115 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,544 Is he buying it? 116 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,087 He's not looking. 117 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,505 I'll tell you whatever you want to know, 118 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,798 but shouldn't we call The Judge? 119 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:18,841 We're not calling anyone 120 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,051 until we figure some things out. 121 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,927 - We have questions. - Yeah, for example, 122 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,611 if you're a devil, how come you're not wearing Prada? 123 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,142 Caramel! 124 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,643 Why would you help us? 125 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,937 One day, you're flattening penises, 126 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,104 and the next, you just decide to defect? 127 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:35,691 Actually, one of my jobs was to reinflate the penises 128 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:36,567 so they could get flattened again. 129 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:37,944 It doesn't matter. 130 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,029 Listen, I loved torturing humans 131 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,115 because I thought they deserved it. 132 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,407 They said everyone in the Bad Place 133 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:44,909 was evil and beyond repair. 134 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,871 I don't know if I believe that anymore. 135 00:04:48,037 --> 00:04:50,999 Also, Shawn is so mean, you guys. 136 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,667 He yells at me all the time. 137 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,502 It's, like, unnecessary. 138 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:57,172 I feel you, dog. I was yelled at my whole life. 139 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,674 People were always like, 140 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,842 "You didn't pay for that!" "How do you plead?" 141 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:03,845 "He's flatlining!" "Clear!" 142 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:07,724 Okay, well, if that's Vicky, what's the Bad Place's plan? 143 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,934 To sow chaos... turn you guys against each other, 144 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,436 ruin the experiment. 145 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:14,189 Maybe I'm wrong. Have thing been going well? 146 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:16,255 Also, I have proof that's not Michael. 147 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:19,277 Here are pictures of Vicky wearing the Michael suit. 148 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,196 This doesn't prove anything. 149 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:22,947 These could just be pictures of the real Michael. 150 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,449 They're real. 151 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:27,410 I know because I helped make the suit. 152 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:28,953 I couldn't figure out how to make it 153 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,789 contain your demon essence, 154 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:33,208 so you'll have to wear it over the Vicky suit. 155 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:36,169 Ugh, really? You're the worst, Glenn. 156 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,962 Let's do it. Zip her up. 157 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,006 Okay, but if I melt, 158 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:43,635 I am gonna be, like, so annoyed. 159 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,849 Huh. Pretty well-made. 160 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,061 I can really feel all the musty skin folds, and... 161 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:54,854 And the dangly bits. 162 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,689 The voice is perfect. 163 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,482 You sound so much like him, I want to punch you. 164 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:01,194 Are we sure it's okay that we made this? 165 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,154 I mean, what are you gonna use it for? 166 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,156 What are you gonna use it... Shut up, Glenn. 167 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,908 The experiment is about to begin. 168 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,243 Let's call the real Michael and send him spiraling 169 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,620 down the toilet bowl like the pinched turd he is. 170 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,165 Well, now, we know you're lying 171 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:17,502 because Michael would've definitely told us 172 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:18,836 if the Bad Place had called him and showed him 173 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,270 some frickin' Michael suit. 174 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:22,131 Absolutely. Of course I would've. 175 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,924 I mean, Janet would have phone records. 176 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:25,176 You could just ask her to pull them up. 177 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,469 Okay, fine. I lied. 178 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,304 - They called me. - What? 179 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,640 I lied about that. And I'm sorry. 180 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,267 You knew about this? 181 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:35,353 Yes, yes, but there's... There's a good explanation. 182 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,021 Yeah, the explanation is that's Vicky, 183 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,689 and she's lying to you about everything. 184 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:39,482 Call The Judge and we'll settle this 185 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,900 once and for all. 186 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,317 Or is that exactly what you wanted us to do? 187 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,988 That is what I want you to do. 188 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:47,615 Exactly. 189 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,283 Eleanor, perhaps we should call The Judge. 190 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:50,910 Glenn was telling the truth. 191 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,477 No, The Judge said if anything else went wrong, 192 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,206 she would reset the whole experiment. 193 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,833 We are not calling her unless we have no other choice, 194 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:01,546 and I am locking you two jamokes in separate rooms 195 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:02,963 until we get to the bottom of this. 196 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:04,841 Ugh! 197 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:07,635 I'm very upset about this development. 198 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,305 I'm serious, man. This is happening. 199 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:12,849 Oh. 200 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,268 I'm very upset about this development. 201 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,939 .- Janet, keep an eye on Glenn while we huddle up 202 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,315 and figure out what to do. 203 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,692 Come on. 204 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:23,901 Get out of here. 205 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:24,985 You don't get to join this huddle. 206 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:27,155 Fine. I'll go huddle with myself. 207 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,365 Over there. 208 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,075 So, Michael, what do you think? 209 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,577 Well, I sure hope they're considering your feelings. 210 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:34,913 Me too! 211 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,580 All right, buttheads, what do we do? 212 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:39,000 I say we trust Michael. He's our friend. 213 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,543 Well, he might be our friend, 214 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:41,836 or he might be a lying trickster 215 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,462 who just looks like our friend... 216 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,340 The classic Mary-Kate Olsen. 217 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:46,925 I have to say, 218 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,509 we've had a lot of misfires recently, 219 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,177 and Michael has been acting suspiciously. 220 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,346 Like tonight, when I wanted to work, 221 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,515 and he just wanted to have a slumber party instead? 222 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,517 To be fair to Mike, slumber parties rule. 223 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,394 And why would we trust Glenn? 224 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,312 - He's a demon. - So is Michael. 225 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:01,897 - Demons can be good. - Right. 226 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,440 Okay. So it's decided. 227 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:04,441 We trust both of them. 228 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,152 Okay. 229 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,446 Predictably, this was unhelpful. 230 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,201 Get in there. 231 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:15,662 What is all this stuff? 232 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,288 Are these weapons? 233 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,540 Ooh, don't touch those. 234 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,417 Those are my special magnet handcuffs. 235 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,503 They make me feel silly when Mindy and I 236 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,462 are playing Upstairs-downstairs Derek. 237 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:27,048 Oh, they're sex toys. 238 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,675 Ugh, they're sex toys. 239 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:31,241 Dude, get out of here. We have enough problems. 240 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,014 My good man, allow me to bury the hatchet. 241 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,892 Being rebooted again has evolved me 242 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,728 past any feelings of jealousy. 243 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,314 Oh, I know that sound. 244 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,107 Looks like someone found my sex diaper. 245 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,777 I'll leave you guys alone to live that dipe life. 246 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,154 - Ugh. - Eugh! 247 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,448 Okay, explain yourself... 248 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,867 If yourself even is yourself. 249 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,869 I am Michael. 250 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,872 Shawn did call me, and I saw the Michael suit. 251 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,083 He said if the experiment failed, 252 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:05,753 he was gonna use it to make you think I was torturing you. 253 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,296 Why didn't you tell us? 254 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:10,299 Because he said he would just erase your memories 255 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,343 of me telling you, so it wouldn't matter anyway. 256 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,929 And he thought that I would crumble under the pressure. 257 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:16,723 And I did. 258 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,725 I crumbled under the pressure. 259 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:22,437 But a month ago, you told me you only pretended 260 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:25,397 to freak out in order to get me to step up and become a leader. 261 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,066 Yes, that also was a lie, 262 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,235 but it was an inspirational one. 263 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,030 Like, "So great running into you. 264 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:33,697 We should get coffee some time," 265 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,741 or all of Instagram. 266 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:39,078 So to recap, you found out the Bad Place 267 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,872 made a Michael suit, freaked out, 268 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,207 didn't tell us why, and then later, 269 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:46,461 you lied to me about why you freaked out? 270 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,130 And then you lied again just a few minutes ago 271 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,090 when you said that you never got a call from Shawn. 272 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:54,802 Yes, but that lie was only to cover my two earlier lies. 273 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,804 I mean, that's gotta be okay, right? 274 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,222 What? 275 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,807 Eleanor, don't you see what they're doing? 276 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:02,810 Shawn sent Glenn to undermine our trust in each other 277 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,646 so you'll call The Judge and restart the experiment. 278 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,691 Well, I have no reason not to believe you, 279 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,359 other than the three very recent examples 280 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,444 we just laid out. 281 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,863 Huddle. Now. 282 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,867 Oh, hey, sorry. 283 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:21,079 I just needed to grab this. You know, it's chime time. 284 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,123 There's gotta be a way to figure out 285 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,583 if that's the real Michael. 286 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,750 Is there a way you can make some sort of 287 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,337 demon lie detector? 288 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:30,922 Oof. I don't know. 289 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,007 The Janet babies are still draining me, 290 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,968 and I just had to put down Daisy the horse blob, 291 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,888 which was exhausting... Emotionally and physically. 292 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,724 She fought back. I won't get into details. 293 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,225 I had to twist her head off. Sorry. 294 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,977 No more details. 295 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,979 She did thrash. She thrashed. 296 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,523 - Sorry. - Okay, 297 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,899 why don't we just get him drunk so he starts blabbing? 298 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:54,278 I mean, what goes best with pig urine? 299 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,488 - Coconut rum. - That won't work on a demon. 300 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,222 I'll try and make a lie detector. 301 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,701 I just have to go to the very center of my void 302 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,995 and extract a sliver of spacetime 303 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,956 that can probe into the very essence of an immortal being. 304 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,292 Oh, no. Damn it. 305 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:09,809 What's going on in there? 306 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,754 I touched the dang diaper. 307 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,506 Get back in that room. 308 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,383 So Michael saw the suit. Big deal. 309 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,384 I still think you're forking with us. 310 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:20,680 I think this is just like when the Bad Place sent us Linda, 311 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,307 who turned out to be some super-jacked punching guy, 312 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,351 and just like him, you got busted. 313 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,271 That's the thing. The puncher didn't get busted. 314 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,314 It worked exactly as planned. 315 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,149 The whole thing was a diversion 316 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,901 to get real Michael out, 317 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,070 and sneak the imposter in on a train. 318 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,738 It must've happened during the handoff. 319 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,032 While Janet was handcuffing Chris, 320 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,367 a bunch of demons must've grabbed Michael, 321 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,051 yanked him away, and then Vicky, 322 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,372 in the Michael suit, walked back out. 323 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,082 You never would've known the difference. 324 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,584 Also, when Chris got back, 325 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:50,876 I saw Shawn and him celebrating. 326 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,503 Why would they be happy 327 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,254 if he wasn't supposed to get caught? 328 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:56,424 Man, I love a good sabotage. 329 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,093 Or is that exactly what you want us to think? 330 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,595 Motherforker. 331 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,763 I knew there was something weird about that puncher. 332 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,932 I said that to Michael... 333 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:06,976 And he dismissed it. 334 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,436 Yeah. See what I mean? 335 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,606 Don't go anywhere. Come on. 336 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,400 If Michael is just Vicky in a Michael suit, 337 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:16,934 let's just take the suit off. 338 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,821 Yeah. Maybe we could sneak up behind him, 339 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,988 and try and pants him from forehead. 340 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,324 That won't work. 341 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,033 A demon can take his own skin suit off, 342 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,243 but no one else can. 343 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,329 It's like a very complicated bra. 344 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,915 Well, so be it. 345 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,501 Take off your skin suit. 346 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,755 - I can't. - Sure, you can. 347 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,674 You're either a demon wearing a Michael suit, 348 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:42,178 or you're a demon wearing a Vicky suit 349 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,096 who's wearing a Michael suit over that. 350 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,764 Just take off your Michael suit, 351 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,975 and show us what you're working with. 352 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,519 I'm sorry. I won't. 353 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:53,481 - That's very suspicious. - I know, but I'm not Vicky. 354 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,941 I just don't want to show you what's underneath here. 355 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,318 I've seen a lot of weird hogs in my life, dude. 356 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,613 - Get over yourself. - That's not it. 357 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:04,116 I'm a fire squid. 358 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,494 Dope. 359 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,246 No. 360 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,373 Not dope. 361 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:13,960 I'm a 6,000-foot tall fire squid. 362 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,295 I have tentacles. 363 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,339 There's teeth everywhere. 364 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,384 I'm on fire, and my neck is long. 365 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,052 And there's a smell, 366 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,804 and lots of juice. 367 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,556 There's so much juice, Eleanor. 368 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,227 I think I speak for everyone here when I say 369 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,145 I really have to see this. 370 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,732 So you're not gonna take off your demon Spanx 371 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,150 because you're shy? 372 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,152 Well, that's convenient. 373 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,446 Eleanor, if I take off this suit, 374 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,063 I will crash through the roof 375 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,242 and the entire Neighborhood will see me 376 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,286 and the experiment will be blown. 377 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,246 But it's more than that. 378 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,863 You guys will never look at me the same way again. 379 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,626 I won't just be Michael. 380 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,794 I'll be 381 00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:02,507 some disgusting mass of burning tentacles. 382 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,176 Do you really want to be friends 383 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,137 with something like that? 384 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,055 Yes. I keep saying. 385 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,473 Eleanor. 386 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,042 Now I don't know if this will work, but theoretically, 387 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,604 if you point it at a demon and he's lying, 388 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,148 it'll turn red. 389 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,774 If he's telling the truth, it'll turn green. 390 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,402 Okay. Glenn. 391 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,237 This is a lie detector. 392 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,947 Let us show you how it works. 393 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,158 What's your name? 394 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,327 Well, everyone calls me Glenn, 395 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,997 but the name on my demon certificate is actually 396 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,041 Snakes Pour Forth From His Anu... 397 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,922 Glenn blew up. Glenn blew up. 398 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:45,134 Or is that exactly what he wants us to think? 399 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,640 So does blowing up mean 400 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,100 he was telling the truth or lying? 401 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,977 Neither. That was not supposed to happen. 402 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,711 I've never killed anybody before. 403 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,898 No, don't worry. Demons can't die. 404 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,318 He'll slowly reform himself over a few months, 405 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,446 passing through all the stages of demon growth... 406 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,949 Larva, slug monster, spooky little girl, 407 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:12,119 teenage boy, giant ball of tongues, 408 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,915 social media CEO, and then finally demon, so... 409 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,584 Look at the bright side. This worked out perfectly. 410 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,462 I mean, not for Glenn, obviously, 411 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,297 but for us. 412 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,715 Lying demon's gone. 413 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,258 We're still here. All good. 414 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,676 No. 415 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,595 We're not all good, man. 416 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,889 You're either Michael and you lied, 417 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,640 or you're Vicky in a Michael suit. 418 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,559 Okay, I'm gonna go for a walk. 419 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,436 Nobody go anywhere. 420 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,819 - Chidi? - Hey. 421 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,285 Hey, I didn't think anyone would still be up. 422 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,199 Are you okay? 423 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,952 Yeah, yeah, I'm just 424 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,913 practicing drawing viable horses... 425 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,748 Ones that aren't crimes, 426 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,708 you know, against nature. 427 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,669 Okay, I know this mood of yours 428 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:06,215 from reading your file and whatnot. 429 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,593 Why don't you take a break, and we'll get some food in you? 430 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,432 Well, I'm done. 431 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,184 I scooped it all up into one steaming pile of Glenn. 432 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,685 Maybe I can put him back together. 433 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,479 I'm hella good at puzzles. 434 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,023 I finished this word search in, like, 30 seconds. 435 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,817 Jason, I feel terrible. 436 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,486 I know he was a demon and he may have lied to us, 437 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,821 but he didn't deserve that. 438 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,406 You were only trying to help us. 439 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,702 Look, I know this is a weird time, 440 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,161 but if you ever want to talk, 441 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,788 just know that I'm here for you, girl. 442 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,166 Thanks, Jason. 443 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,168 That means a lot. 444 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,675 Mmm. I gotta say. 445 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,302 Out of all the human stuff I've been able to experience 446 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,722 in this neighborhood, nachos... number one. 447 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,599 - Easy. - Really? 448 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,267 Yeah. 449 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,769 I mean, salty, crunchy, 450 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,146 cheesy, little bit of a kick? 451 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,399 Name one better thing humans have created. 452 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,616 The Sistine Chapel? 453 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,194 Pfft. Paint on a ceiling. 454 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,778 I mean, it's fine, 455 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,363 but can you eat it at the movies? 456 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,323 Touché. 457 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,783 Listen, don't stay up all night drawing horses. 458 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,160 It's really fine. 459 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,662 I know. I just... 460 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,249 feel like I made the world a little bit worse, 461 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,752 and I won't be okay until I make it better again. 462 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,671 Making yourself miserable 463 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,882 to ease the suffering of others... 464 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,967 About the most Chidi thing you can do. 465 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,679 I'll see you later. 466 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,099 Do you want to take the rest of the those nachos? 467 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,383 Yeah, I do. Thank you. 468 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,563 Okay, here's where I'm at. 469 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,024 I just don't know if I can ever trust you. 470 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,735 I'm gonna call The Judge. We'll start over. 471 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,611 We won't have Chidi in the mix, 472 00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:54,445 but he'll be on our side again, which is almost as good. 473 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,324 But we know the humans now. 474 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,076 It feels like I've turned a corner with John. 475 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,619 We... we know Simone's good. 476 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,998 And Brent, uh... How did you put it, darling? 477 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,208 Eats a monkey butt full of donkey farts. 478 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:08,170 But now we know how he eats that monkey butt 479 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,089 full of donkey farts, we can help him get better. 480 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,259 Starting over sounds exhausting. 481 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,386 I know, but if that's not Michael, 482 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:19,014 he could sabotage us in ways we can't even perceive, 483 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,809 and even if it is, I can't fully trust him, 484 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,310 so every time something goes wrong, 485 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,522 a little part of me is gonna wonder. 486 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,524 We have to start over. 487 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,776 I have a better idea. 488 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,903 - I'm gonna blow myself up. - What? 489 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,196 I'll blow myself up. 490 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,413 That way, you can continue the experiment 491 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,074 with Chidi as one of the people, 492 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:41,036 which is our best chance to ever be successful. 493 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,704 Why not just lock you in a room 494 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,790 or in Janet's void or something? 495 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,042 But then you might worry that I'd escape. 496 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,169 I blow myself up, I'm out of your hair for good. 497 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:52,464 Well, parts of me will be in your actual hair, 498 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,466 - but you get it. - Michael, wait. 499 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,343 Tahani, this is the only way. 500 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,304 There's literally nothing I can say 501 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,890 that will make you realize that I'm really me. 502 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,101 Oh, boy. This is gonna suck. 503 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,811 Hopefully, I will see you all in a few months. Good luck. 504 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,856 Oh, and make sure that you, uh, 505 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,149 get all of me into the container, 506 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:15,154 or I might come back, uh, way shorter. 507 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:18,198 And that would bum me out. 508 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:21,952 I wish I were saying this in different circumstances but... 509 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,289 Take it sleazy. 510 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,375 Michael, wait! 511 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,420 Oh, crud nuts. 512 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,341 Jason, how did you know that was bad Janet? 513 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,260 Michael said there's nothing he could say 514 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,494 that would make you realize he's really him, 515 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,389 but Janet does have a thing she can say 516 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,559 that does make me realize she is really not her. 517 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,852 What? 518 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,312 I called Janet "girl," 519 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,771 but she didn't say, "Not a girl." 520 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,523 The real Janet always says, 521 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,400 "Not a girl." 522 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,194 Oh, wow. 523 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,029 That realization is the only thing that stopped me 524 00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,531 from becoming a pile of goo. 525 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,991 Oh. 526 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,708 Wait, how did you pull it off? 527 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,869 You were outside on the platform with me the whole time. 528 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,871 We brought two bad Janets on the train, 529 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,166 you dumb, dumb idiot. 530 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,751 The other one distracted you on the platform 531 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,962 while good Janet brought Chris onto the train. 532 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,214 I snuck out, marbelized Janet, 533 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,550 and then I took over, baby. 534 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,803 Stupid Michael never knew. 535 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,430 I had you fartknockers fooled for weeks, 536 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,724 until Glenn the traitor ruined everything. 537 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,477 That guy sucks, right? 538 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,688 Shut up, Glenn. 539 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,813 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 540 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,316 Bad Janets can't impersonate Good Janets. 541 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,151 I've seen them try. Their heads melt, so... 542 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,320 Oh. Oh, you're so smart, sir. 543 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,779 Well, listen, here's the thing. 544 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:42,824 Shawn rebooted me, like, 40 million tines. 545 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,868 Wait, tine-him-is. 546 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:47,996 Time-ses. These things rule. 547 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,207 Oh, dip. This means Janet didn't dump me. 548 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,917 Her weird sister did. 549 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,086 Everything makes so much more sense. 550 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,047 All of Janet's ideas were so counterproductive. 551 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,965 She brought the horse monster to life. 552 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,635 She forced me to antagonize John. 553 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,930 She got us to doubt Eleanor's leadership skills. 554 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,057 Oh, I was just about to launch an idea 555 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,391 where Tahani was gonna give herself 556 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,517 an asymmetrical haircut. 557 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:10,936 You monster. 558 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,896 Thank you! 559 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,863 Guys, we still have a problem here. 560 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,359 You still don't have evidence that I'm actually me. 561 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,610 Sure, we do. 562 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,195 You offered to sacrifice yourself 563 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,031 to help a bunch of cockroaches. 564 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:26,117 That's about the most Michael thing you could do. 565 00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,995 Then where's real Janet? 566 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,705 Oh, she's in the Bad Place. 567 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,541 She's probably wiping her butt with her own butt. 568 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,253 I can't bear the idea of poor Janet down there all alone. 569 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,589 What should we do? 570 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,967 I know what to do. 571 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,053 It's like what that guy who blew up said. 572 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,222 Shawn's a bully, 573 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,557 and sometimes, the only thing a bully understands 574 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,060 is punch in the mouth. 575 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:53,854 I'm gonna go down there, 576 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,647 I'm gonna punch him in the mouth, 577 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,192 and I'm gonna get Janet back! 578 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,527 Oh, sounds like somebody has a plan. 579 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,321 Dope. Where is he? 580 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,157 - What's the plan? - It's okay. 581 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:09,828 You sure you can hold down the fort? 582 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,664 Not at all. You sure you can do your thing? 583 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,500 Nope. 584 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,794 We'll just try our best. Right? 585 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,630 Okay, let's go get our girl. 586 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,673 Not a girl.