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Are you on pot?

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Oh, no, sir.

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I am not gonna embarrass this paper

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by running some cockamamie story

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about little green men
flying over the White House!

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But, with all due respect,
sir, it really happened,

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and it wasn't little green men!

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It was a swarm of
unidentified flying objects,

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hovering over the Capitol Building

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and the White House.

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Look at these photographs, sir.

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These were taken by our
very own photographers.

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What do you think of that?

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I think our very own photographers

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are on reefer, as well.

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We are not running this story.

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- Do you hear me?
- But sir...

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Do you want this paper
to be a laughing stock?

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I do not, sir.

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Do you want my children to go hungry?

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Oh, no, sir.

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Do you like baseball?

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Well, it's America's
favorite pastime, sir.

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- Not a big fan, myself.
- All right.

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Yet I have this baseball. You know why?

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- No, sir.
- To hit people in the head that annoy me.

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And you're annoying me.

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You have exactly three seconds
to get out of this office.

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One...

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two...

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three!

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Ooh, doggy! Howdy, partners.
It's me, Swell Del Wainwright,

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here to lasso you up
some gorgeous deals.

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Oh, that's some good 'uns.

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At Swell Del's, I grab
the bargains by the horns.

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Mama, say "moo."

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So stick your head out of the herd

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and steer yourself on in.

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- Ow.
- Come get your favorite brand.

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We'll rustle you up a good deal.

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And that's no bull.

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In the past 20 years,
I've sold well over

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2.5 million cars, with
our udderly-great prices.

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More than any other car dealer
in the great old U.S. of A.

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U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

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So, buy your next car
from Swell Del Wainwright.

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It's my ampa, and it's
like I put 'em in the car

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and we're in business.

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Like my grandson says,

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"It's like having a cousin
in the car-selling business."

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That's a smart boy.

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Come see Swell Del.

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Three new locations... I-27
and Route 6200, Lubbock...

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- Whoa!
- Mellow out!

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Criminy! Did you see, that
catfish hunter was gonna hit me

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in the head with a
baseball. He's very mean.

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You want me to go in there
and punch him in the face?

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Aw, you wouldn't do that.

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You're right, but I was just asking

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if you wanted me to.

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Bailey, you can't go in
there pitching crazy stories.

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But if I gave him proof
and tell the truth,

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I can change people's minds.

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You can't change what
people want to believe.

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Well, I think you can.

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Oh.

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How'd McGovern work out for you?

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How'd Nixon work out for you?

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I only voted for him
because I like Spiro Agnew.

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Yeah, that's what they all say.

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You thinkin' about buying a car?

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Uh, yes.

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Something like that.

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Thank you, sweetheart.

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Mr. Bidwell.

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New hat?

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Why, guilty. How did you know?

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It's on backwards.

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- Ah.
- Classic Yankee move.

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Well...

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My friends call me Bull.

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My friends call me Del.

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Are you my friend... Bull?

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Uh, I hope so.

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You're a very rich man, Del, with...

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modest tastes.

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People like you. People look up to you.

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You trying to grease me up, son?

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No, Del, I'm not greasing you up.

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I want to make you an offer.

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Grease me up, make me an offer.

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You can pour maple syrup on it,

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but it still doesn't make it a pancake.

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I know who you are, Bull.

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Fancy Washington, D.C.,
snake-oil salesman.

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We're in the same business.

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I sell people cars that don't work,

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and you sell people
politicians that don't work.

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Campaign manager.

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I own half the people
you work for down here.

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So, what in God's green
acres are you gonna offer me?

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I want to make you

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the next President of the United States.

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Okay.

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Why don't you pull my other leg,

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and it'll play "Jingle Bells"?

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Um, Del, not only do I want to, I can.

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President Wainwright.

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I like the sound of it. Hot damn!

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Yeah, it's got a ring to it, doesn't it?

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A ring-a-ding-ding.

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I'd be lying if I said
I didn't think about

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being president most of my life.

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Well, it'd make my pappy proud.

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God bless his soul.

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All right, so we have a deal.

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Hold your horses.

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Before I sign up with
a crazy idea like this,

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what makes you think you
can get me, of all people,

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elected President of the
United States of America?

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Well, people see you as an outsider,

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as a rich, good old boy,

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who shoots from the
hip and can't be bought.

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It's a pretty simple formula, really.

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We just find some enemies and
keep pounding away on them.

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Who are my enemies?

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Hippies, Russians, hell, it
can even be the Girl Scouts.

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I don't give a rat's ass,

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as long as you give
them somebody to hate.

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See, Del, it's kind of
like your restaurant here,

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Del's Burgers and Fries.

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Burgers and Fries are a hero

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to people that tried
Chinese food and hated it.

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And you, you are Burgers and Fries.

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You just remind people
that they're afraid

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and that you're the only
person that could save them.

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Tell them you'll bring
back the good old days,

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whatever the Sam Hill that means.

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All right, if I say yes,
what do I have to do?

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Two things.

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I need your commitment, 100%.

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Done.

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And I need full disclosure.

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I need to know if there's
anything in your past

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that can bite us in
the ass on the campaign.

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I cheated on my first wife.

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That's what first wives are for.

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With her sister.

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Oh. Well played.

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I forced her to have an abortion.

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Well, Del, that... Hmm.

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That could cause us some
problems with evangelicals,

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but if it comes out,
we'll just keep stressing

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how ridiculous the whole thing is,

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what with you being pro-life and all.

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I mean, you are
pro-life, aren't you, Del?

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I can be.

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Perfect. So, is there anything else?

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Oh, yeah. I'm a werewolf.

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A what, Del?

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I'm a werewolf,

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like my daddy was and
his daddy before him.

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Hell, it's not that bad.

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I mean, I only become a
werewolf when I get too angry,

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and normally, I can control it.

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Ah.

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Anything else?

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I ate a toddler once.

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Aw, geez.

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When I was a werewolf.

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Ah.

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You know, no one's perfect.

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The American way of
life is under attack.

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These other countries, they're
walking all over us, right?

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They hate us. They hate
the American way of freedom.

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We need a bold outsider

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who's not afraid to tell it like it is.

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And if they insist

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on holding us ransom at the gas pumps,

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and you know they're doing it...

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Some people, I don't know,
a lot of people are saying

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we should bomb them back to Tehran.

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Would you like that? Would you? Okay.

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All right, maybe we'll do that.

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A straight shooter who's
not ashamed of the U.S.A.

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- Should we bomb them?
- U.S.A.!

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We should bomb them.

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Bring back the good old days.

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Vote Swell Del Wainwright,
the choice of real America.

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His campaign has been like no other.

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Full of scandals, shocking behavior

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that would've sunk any
other candidate in history.

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Excuse me. Look at this pretty girl.

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- Isn't she pretty?
- Excuse me?

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- Yes?
- Don't you feel a woman

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should have the right
to choose what goes on

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- with her own body?
- I believe that every woman

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has the right to choose...

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to keep her knees together.

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Why don't you try that for
a week, honey? All right.

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No, he doesn't offend me.

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All men talk that way.
He's just being honest.

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Wainwright's popularity could take him

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all the way to the White House.

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Ugh. Turn it off. This is so depressing.

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Jiminy Christmas! It
doesn't matter what we write.

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We've written about everything...

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his affair with his sister-in-law,

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his hiring an illegal maid.

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He kicked a dog, and his
supporters believed him

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when he said he was
helping it out of traffic.

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I mean, the man is made of Teflon.

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Well, I've told you before,

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you can prove things to people,

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but in the end, they're
gonna believe what they want.

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Well, I'm not giving up.

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All right, little engine that could.

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Choo-choo.

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- Regina Bailey?
- Yes?

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I read your articles on Del.

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I have proof that Del
Wainwright is a werewolf.

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I saw him change into a werewolf,

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right in front of my very eyes.

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Okay, and, uh, why
are you such an expert?

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Because...

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I am Anka the vampire.

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Vampires and werewolves
have been mortal enemies

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since the dawn of time.

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You don't say.

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Don't humor me.

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Here's proof.

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Well, gosh, looks like a dog

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standing on its hind legs.

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It's not.

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No. Keep it.

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You must run the story.

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I sure will see what I can do.

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Hey, aren't you supposed to
not be out during the day?

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That's why I wear these.

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Oh, sure. Sure.

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I do believe in equal rights.

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But I believe in equal rights for all,

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not just the minorities.

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Now, you folks at home, the
press thinks you're dumb.

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They'll whiz down your back
and tell you it's raining.

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Don't tell me that.

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They don't care about
you. Not like I do.

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'Cause the press, in this country,

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are a bunch of traitors
out to destroy America.

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Treason. Treason. Traitor.

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A lot of smart people
are saying it. Traitor.

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Mr. Wainwright, isn't your lack

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of political experience a
detriment to holding office?

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That's a stupid question! I'm not...

257
00:11:18,504 --> 00:11:21,509
... gonna dignify that with an ans...

258
00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:24,478
What was that? That
sounded like he barked.

259
00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,313
Maybe he has Tourette's.

260
00:11:28,749 --> 00:11:31,185
I'm not...

261
00:11:31,217 --> 00:11:33,553
... gonna...

262
00:11:33,586 --> 00:11:35,655
- What's this?
- A vampire gave that to me.

263
00:11:35,688 --> 00:11:38,124
Said she had proof
that Del was a werewolf.

264
00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:40,061
Sounds about right.

265
00:11:40,094 --> 00:11:42,830
This is a dog walking on his hind legs.

266
00:11:42,863 --> 00:11:44,565
- Or Bigfoot.
- Oh, don't be ridiculous.

267
00:11:44,597 --> 00:11:47,500
That thing is way too
short to be Bigf...

268
00:11:47,533 --> 00:11:49,470
I mean, if Bigfoot were real.

269
00:11:49,573 --> 00:11:51,108
Of course.

270
00:11:52,776 --> 00:11:54,911
Where are you goin'?

271
00:11:54,944 --> 00:11:57,580
To see a vampire about a werewolf.

272
00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:59,083
Well, I'm comin' with you.

273
00:11:59,116 --> 00:12:00,484
If you get killed by that nut,

274
00:12:00,516 --> 00:12:02,353
I want to take the pictures.

275
00:12:03,988 --> 00:12:05,422
How do you know this person?

276
00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:07,457
Oh, we met in a toilet.

277
00:12:07,491 --> 00:12:10,093
You got a weird personal life.

278
00:12:21,972 --> 00:12:23,308
Hello?

279
00:12:26,142 --> 00:12:27,243
Anka?

280
00:12:27,276 --> 00:12:29,847
Anka the vampire?

281
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,849
You first.

282
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,786
Anka?

283
00:12:35,819 --> 00:12:36,988
Anka the vam...

284
00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:45,997
I thought they sleep during the day.

285
00:12:52,703 --> 00:12:55,006
Move! I got children, shrimp!

286
00:13:01,411 --> 00:13:02,445
This better be good.

287
00:13:02,478 --> 00:13:04,014
Del Wainwright is a werewolf.

288
00:13:04,047 --> 00:13:06,384
- Get out of my office.
- Hear me out.

289
00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:09,052
The woman who took
this photo is missing.

290
00:13:11,188 --> 00:13:13,391
This looks like a dog
standing on its hind legs.

291
00:13:13,424 --> 00:13:14,558
That's what I said.

292
00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:16,326
Do you believe any of this nonsense?

293
00:13:16,359 --> 00:13:18,728
No. Sorry.

294
00:13:18,762 --> 00:13:22,065
If you waste one more minute
of my time on this foolishness,

295
00:13:22,098 --> 00:13:25,036
you're fired. Understood?

296
00:13:25,069 --> 00:13:27,338
Then why are you still standing there?

297
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,573
Get out!

298
00:13:36,213 --> 00:13:38,048
- Bailey.
- Who is this?

299
00:13:38,082 --> 00:13:39,717
This is Jim Bidwell.

300
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:42,986
Bull Bidwell?

301
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:46,424
Yes. Bull Bidwell.

302
00:13:46,457 --> 00:13:48,092
What do you want?

303
00:13:48,124 --> 00:13:52,495
I believe you own a photograph
that I'm interested in.

304
00:13:52,529 --> 00:13:54,098
And why should I give it to you?

305
00:13:54,131 --> 00:13:57,935
I guess for your own well-being.

306
00:13:57,968 --> 00:14:00,438
Oh, you don't scare me.

307
00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:02,906
If you really want that photo,
let me talk to Wainwright.

308
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:05,575
That's not gonna happen.

309
00:14:05,608 --> 00:14:08,244
Well then, we'll publish the photo.

310
00:14:08,277 --> 00:14:10,547
Meet me at the Trenton at 8:00 a.m.

311
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:13,584
With Wainwright.

312
00:14:20,891 --> 00:14:22,059
What are you doing here?

313
00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:24,295
Wainwright's a big story.

314
00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:26,262
You still chasing dogs?

315
00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:28,199
- Miss Bailey?
- Yes.

316
00:14:28,232 --> 00:14:30,134
Right this way.

317
00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:33,870
Sorry, ma'am.

318
00:14:33,904 --> 00:14:35,306
Aw.

319
00:14:35,339 --> 00:14:36,440
Okay.

320
00:14:36,473 --> 00:14:37,842
I see how it's gonna be.

321
00:14:40,676 --> 00:14:42,146
- Ah.
- Hello.

322
00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:43,314
- Miss Bailey.
- Hi.

323
00:14:43,347 --> 00:14:45,382
Here. Why don't you take a load off?

324
00:14:45,415 --> 00:14:47,318
- All right.
- Hope you're hungry, honey.

325
00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:49,452
Uh, not really. No.

326
00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:53,924
Oh, I'll just have a club soda.

327
00:14:53,957 --> 00:14:55,960
Why? Are you a teetotaler, sweetheart?

328
00:14:55,992 --> 00:14:57,460
You should try the bloody Mary.

329
00:14:57,493 --> 00:14:59,262
Hey, you know what,
get her a bloody Mary.

330
00:14:59,295 --> 00:15:00,497
Best bloody Marys in town.

331
00:15:00,531 --> 00:15:01,965
It'll grow hair on your chest.

332
00:15:03,866 --> 00:15:06,102
That's an interesting choice of words.

333
00:15:06,136 --> 00:15:09,006
Yeah, that's a good
one. You're funny, doll.

334
00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:12,076
You think you know everything
about me, don't you, huh?

335
00:15:12,108 --> 00:15:16,412
You think I'm a clown, a puppet.
Well, nobody pulls my strings.

336
00:15:16,445 --> 00:15:19,782
I didn't get where I am
by underestimating people.

337
00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:21,384
What happened to Anka?

338
00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:23,453
Uh, the vampire?

339
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:26,290
I don't know. Why don't you tell us.

340
00:15:26,323 --> 00:15:27,322
She's your friend.

341
00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:30,043
Maybe she flew away.

342
00:15:30,044 --> 00:15:31,261
Yeah.

343
00:15:33,396 --> 00:15:35,598
Well, enough of the chit-chat.
Let's see that photo.

344
00:15:35,631 --> 00:15:39,435
May I ask Del a question first?

345
00:15:39,468 --> 00:15:41,304
Sure, sugar. It's a free country.

346
00:15:42,805 --> 00:15:44,907
Are you a werewolf?

347
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,910
Well, I guess that depends
on what that photo looks like.

348
00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:50,180
Come on. Let's see it.

349
00:15:54,851 --> 00:15:56,953
All right.

350
00:15:56,987 --> 00:15:59,323
Let's have a...

351
00:15:59,356 --> 00:16:01,825
Oh, Del.

352
00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:04,994
Del, Del, Del, Del. I'm afraid...

353
00:16:05,028 --> 00:16:07,164
I'm afraid she's got us by
the short and curlies, Del.

354
00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:09,433
I mean, look at that.

355
00:16:14,338 --> 00:16:16,740
You come after us with this?

356
00:16:16,772 --> 00:16:19,676
Oh, I thought you were a reporter.

357
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:21,944
You're just a little girl
with a big imagination.

358
00:16:21,977 --> 00:16:24,515
This just looks like a dog
standing on his hind legs.

359
00:16:25,649 --> 00:16:27,818
There you go. Sell that to a tabloid.

360
00:16:27,851 --> 00:16:30,688
You ain't got nothin', honey.

361
00:16:30,721 --> 00:16:33,691
You want to know something funny?

362
00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:35,792
Iam a werewolf.

363
00:16:37,227 --> 00:16:40,197
And I am going to be the next
President of the United States,

364
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:43,401
and there ain't a God damn
thing you can do about it.

365
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,877
She's got nothin'!

366
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,048
Nobody.

367
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,049
Like a God damn...

368
00:17:00,082 --> 00:17:01,718
Aaah!

369
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:04,254
Aaah!

370
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:07,323
Del?

371
00:17:07,324 --> 00:17:09,126
Del. Calm.

372
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,828
Del, just breathe.

373
00:17:31,248 --> 00:17:32,850
Del...

374
00:17:53,836 --> 00:17:58,431
_

375
00:17:58,432 --> 00:18:00,100
_

376
00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:03,781
Yes, I'm a werewolf.

377
00:18:05,781 --> 00:18:08,452
But I'm an American first.

378
00:18:09,618 --> 00:18:12,122
We are a land of second chances.

379
00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:16,460
I have struggled with my disease

380
00:18:16,492 --> 00:18:19,797
of lycanthropy my whole life.

381
00:18:21,897 --> 00:18:24,135
But like my father before me...

382
00:18:27,436 --> 00:18:30,773
... and his father before him,

383
00:18:30,807 --> 00:18:34,144
we never let it win.

384
00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:36,746
We never let it get the best of us.

385
00:18:39,915 --> 00:18:41,484
Because...

386
00:18:41,518 --> 00:18:44,887
we are proud...

387
00:18:44,921 --> 00:18:47,124
proud Americans.

388
00:18:51,828 --> 00:18:53,497
God bless the U.S.A.

389
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,999
So, he's a werewolf?
My dad's an alcoholic.

390
00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:57,835
I want a president that's a werewolf

391
00:18:57,867 --> 00:19:00,870
so that other countries
won't push us around.

392
00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:04,803
_

393
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,985
This morning, I was supposed
to go golfing with the CEO.

394
00:19:08,017 --> 00:19:11,420
Instead, Del Wainwright
went golfing with the CEO.

395
00:19:11,453 --> 00:19:13,656
I like you, Bailey.

396
00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:14,824
But word's come down,

397
00:19:14,858 --> 00:19:16,994
you're to be terminated immediately.

398
00:19:17,026 --> 00:19:18,661
- But, sir...
- I'm sorry.

399
00:19:34,811 --> 00:19:37,747
Can't believe you got fired.

400
00:19:37,781 --> 00:19:40,784
Leo said he didn't care
if it was the truth.

401
00:19:40,816 --> 00:19:42,018
You want to go to dinner?

402
00:19:42,052 --> 00:19:43,786
Well, aren't you afraid
of losing your job?

403
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:46,056
He can fire me. I don't care.

404
00:19:54,898 --> 00:19:58,801
- Thank you.
- I really am sorry I didn't believe you.

405
00:20:15,852 --> 00:20:17,353
I got proof.

406
00:20:17,387 --> 00:20:20,591
I got proof Del killed and ate that kid.

407
00:20:22,057 --> 00:20:24,660
It's over, Anka.

408
00:20:24,693 --> 00:20:26,495
No one cares.

409
00:20:34,036 --> 00:20:36,206
Want to go get food with us?

410
00:20:36,238 --> 00:20:39,175
Well, I don't eat meat.

411
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:41,343
You're a vampire and you don't eat meat?

412
00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:43,079
What?

413
00:20:43,112 --> 00:20:45,082
I'm a fruit bat.

414
00:20:47,883 --> 00:20:51,420
Goodnight.

415
00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:00,904
You wanna know somethin' funny?

416
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,680
I am a werewolf.

417
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:08,562
And I am going to be the next
President of the United States.

418
00:21:08,585 --> 00:21:10,671
- We're getting really political in this episode.
- We really are.

419
00:21:10,690 --> 00:21:13,868
And the theme is quite surely,
if you tell people the truth,

420
00:21:13,886 --> 00:21:17,230
can you change the behavior?
Do you believe that?

421
00:21:17,355 --> 00:21:20,261
No, I don't. No, of course I do.

422
00:21:20,942 --> 00:21:23,687
- Are you taking ***?
- The way the world is right now,

423
00:21:23,697 --> 00:21:26,400
if this episode actually
happened, I'd go,

424
00:21:26,525 --> 00:21:27,938
"Yeah, sounds about right."

425
00:21:27,947 --> 00:21:31,479
Yeah, it wouldn't be
anywhere *** right now.

426
00:21:31,488 --> 00:21:32,846
Slider or fastball?

427
00:21:32,929 --> 00:21:35,260
- Fastball.
- Great!

428
00:21:36,182 --> 00:21:37,511
I need to know if there's
anything in your past

429
00:21:37,512 --> 00:21:39,650
that can bite us in
the ass on the campaign.

430
00:21:39,663 --> 00:21:41,796
I slept with my sister. No,

431
00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:43,578
I cheated...

432
00:21:43,597 --> 00:21:45,379
that's much worse...

433
00:21:45,397 --> 00:21:47,119
What was it like working with Koechner?

434
00:21:47,168 --> 00:21:49,715
Koechner was... I mean...

435
00:21:50,563 --> 00:21:52,847
You imagine it's gonna be unpleasant

436
00:21:53,704 --> 00:21:55,874
when you're working with Dave Koechner.

437
00:21:55,907 --> 00:21:58,647
And then, it is.

438
00:22:06,997 --> 00:22:09,664
I think... you see the child,

439
00:22:09,691 --> 00:22:12,809
yeah, the child that was
beaten and locked in a closet,

440
00:22:12,846 --> 00:22:14,983
inside his heart.

441
00:22:15,108 --> 00:22:18,378
So, buy your next car from
Swell... Here we go. Three,

442
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,750
two... what's after two?

443
00:22:23,315 --> 00:22:26,175
has got so many different
elements going on.

444
00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:31,716
I feel like it's an hommage to
all those late seventies films.

445
00:22:31,739 --> 00:22:35,437
It was a little bit John
Carpenter, but at the same time,

446
00:22:35,501 --> 00:22:37,776
you know, doing Sydney Pollack.

447
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,107
It has a lot of interesting characters

448
00:22:40,116 --> 00:22:43,294
but also has a very
important message to it.

449
00:22:43,312 --> 00:22:45,536
Well, no-one's gonna believe that came

450
00:22:45,545 --> 00:22:47,507
from the guy from Police Academy.

451
00:22:47,829 --> 00:22:49,621
But I'm really happy with this episode.

452
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,329
I do like the satyre.

453
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:54,964
I want a president for a werewolf.

454
00:22:54,992 --> 00:22:57,438
It felt eerily familiar.

455
00:22:57,465 --> 00:23:00,118
- It's about werewolves, man.
- Yeah, that's what I meant.

456
00:23:00,136 --> 00:23:03,724
I'm talking about the recent inflex
in werewolves into the country.

457
00:23:03,927 --> 00:23:06,603
You know? Which is why we
need to strengthen our borders.

458
00:23:12,313 --> 00:23:15,210
I swallowed my hair.

459
00:23:16,987 --> 00:23:20,096
- We're becoming such good friends.
- You guys should do a cop show.

460
00:23:20,114 --> 00:23:22,721
I think so too. We already
have it in the plans,

461
00:23:22,744 --> 00:23:25,581
*** and French, coming your way soon.

462
00:23:28,266 --> 00:23:29,736
Uh, what happened down there?

463
00:23:29,753 --> 00:23:32,485
Jason was almost totally
blind in the wolfman suit.

464
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,235
So, I'm frequently directing him

465
00:23:34,249 --> 00:23:37,025
from off-camera trying
to stir him to safety.

466
00:23:38,825 --> 00:23:41,312
Well, I hope we use the take when

467
00:23:41,334 --> 00:23:43,421
the wolf came out and

468
00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:46,971
ate it on the carpet.
I hope we use that tape.

469
00:23:48,389 --> 00:23:51,434
There was no traction to
make that right turn, so...

470
00:23:51,475 --> 00:23:53,437
I totally bifted on ***

471
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,141
"Left! No, right!"

472
00:23:56,251 --> 00:23:59,129
This is basically me going, "yeah, well,

473
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:03,081
- we're fucked". That's what this episode is about.
- We hope you enjoyed it.

474
00:24:07,245 --> 00:24:08,922
Call your senators!

475
00:24:10,313 --> 00:24:12,611
- And say what?
- Oh, renew

476
00:24:12,654 --> 00:24:16,598
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477
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