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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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( man )
THERE SHE IS, DAMN !

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BETTER WATCH OUT !

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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DON'T YOU WORRY, KIDS,
WE'LL FIND FLUFFER.

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( crying )

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EXCUSE ME, HI.

12
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I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE
100 COLOR COPIES.

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FLUFFER IS MISSING,

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AND, WELL, MY STEREOTYPICALLY
WHITE-BREAD FAMILY IS--

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WE'RE JUST
WORRIED SICK !

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( laughing quietly )

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TRY THAT MACHINE,
MACHINE NUMBER SIX.

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THIS IS A ROBBERY.

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( gunshots )

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( screaming )

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I CAN'T LET YOU
ENTER WITHOUT I.D.

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UNLESS I SEE SOME I.D.,

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HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE
NOT LYING, HUH ?

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( cheering )

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HEY, PERSEPHONE, CAN YOU
COVER MY SHIFT TOMORROW ?

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PLEASE ?

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BIG DATE ?

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I WISH,
TOMORROW'S AUGUST 9th.

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I KNOW IT SOUNDS WEIRD,

30
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BUT AUGUST 9th'S ALWAYS BEEN
A REALLY BAD DAY FOR ME.

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I BET YOU HAVE AN
INTERESTING STORY ABOUT THAT.

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IN FACT, I DO.

33
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IT STARTED WHEN I WAS
IN THE THIRD GRADE.

34
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SO, EROTICA, NOW THAT
WE'RE GOING STEADY AND JUNK,

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I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE WE
SHOULD START FOOLING AROUND.

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BOBBY, I'M PLANNING ON SAVING
MYSELF FOR THE MAN I MARRY.

37
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LOOK, I'M JUST
TALKING ABOUT KISSING,

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NOT FULL INSERTION
OR ANYTHING.

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LISTEN, I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO TALK TO YOU.

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I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST BE FRIENDS.

41
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WHAT ?

42
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BUT, BUT, EROTICA...
I THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE.

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I JUST NEED SOME SPACE,
YOU'RE SUFFOCATING ME.

44
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FINE, WHO NEEDS YOU ?!

45
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I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER
THE DAY YOU BROKE MY HEART

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FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE !

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WHAT'S TODAY'S DATE ?

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AUGUST 9th.

49
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GREAT !

50
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I'M PUTTING
A CURSE ON YOU.

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EVERY AUGUST 9th
FROM NOW ON,

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YOU WILL HAVE
THE WORST DAY EVER !

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( sobbing )

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THE WORST DAY EVER !

55
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OH, COME ON !

56
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YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME THAT
CURSE ACTUALLY WORKED.

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THE VERY NEXT YEAR,
AUGUST 9th,

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I GOT THE CHICKEN POX.

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YEAR AFTER THAT, I BROKE
MY FINGER PLAYING CHECKERS.

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BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN
TO ME ON AUGUST 9th.

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WELL, I'LL COVER YOUR SHIFT,
BUT I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY.

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LOOK, EVERYBODY,
POLICE CHASE !

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OH, I LOVE POLICE CHASES, ALMOST
AS MUCH AS I LOVE POLICEMEN.

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( woman )
If you're just tuning in,
here's what we know.

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The man the police
have been following

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has been identified
as Milton Gibbs.

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Allegedly, the chase
began four hours ago,

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after Milton allegedly
robbed an alleged bank.

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He just threw us out of the car
and took off at an unsafe speed.

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He normally
doesn't rob banks

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or lead the police
on car chases.

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He's a good, churchgoing,
law-abiding, stereotypically

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white-bread man.

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I mean, he's only
had sex twice !

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HELLO ?  GUYS ?
BOOBIES A-JIGGLIN' ?

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BOOBIES ?  ANYONE ?

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( sirens )

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DID YOU EVER NOTICE
HOW YOU NEVER SEE EROTICA

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AND STRIPPERELLA IN
THE SAME PLACE, HMM ?

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WHAT AN ODD AND COMPLETELY
RANDOM THING TO SAY.

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I MEAN, A LOT OF
PEOPLE HAVE NEVER BEEN

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IN THE SAME PLACE
AS STRIPPERELLA.

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WE HAVEN'T.

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IT WAS JUST
AN OBSERVATION.

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EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING.

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( phone ringing )

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Good morning,
Stripperella.

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Sorry to call you on
the Frisbee phone,

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but your vibrating belly
ring seems to be broken.

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SIR, I TURNED
OFF MY BELLY RING.

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TODAY'S AUGUST 9th,
REMEMBER ?

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YOU SAID I COULD
HAVE TODAY OFF.

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I'M SORRY,
I MUST'VE BEEN LYING.

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Crime doesn't take the day
off, and neither do we.

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Now put on some clothes
and get down here.

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CHIEF STROGANOFF, AGENT
69 REPORTING FOR DUTY.

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STRIPPERELLA, PICK UP
THAT SLEDGEHAMMER

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AND HIT ME
IN THE GROIN.

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EXCUSE ME ?

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THE GUYS IN THE LAB HAVE
DEVELOPED A CROTCH PROTECTOR

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THAT'S IMPENETRABLE
TO ANYTHING.

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COME ON,
SLEDGEHAMMER ME.

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YES, SIR.

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( screaming )

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OH, THE PAIN, OH,
MY GOD, MAKE IT STOP !!

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OKAY, NOW HAND ME
THE IMPENETRABLE

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CROTCH PROTECTOR.

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OH, CHIEF, SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE
PUT THAT ON BEFORE I HIT YOU ?

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RIGHT, RIGHT.

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OH, THANK GOD I LOST MY
TESTICLES IN THE WAR,

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OR THAT WOULD
HAVE REALLY HURT.

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WELL, ENOUGH OF THIS
UNRELATED FODDER.

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THERE'S BEEN A RASH
OF UNUSUAL CRIMES.

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( Stroganoff )
IN EACH CASE,
THE CRIME WAS COMMITTED

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BY A USUALLY HARMLESS CITIZEN

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WITH NO PREVIOUS
CRIMINAL RECORD.

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SORORITY GIRLS...

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MEN OF
THE CLOTH...

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MIDGETS...

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EVEN THE HANDICAPPED.

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THE CRIMES ARE ALL
BLATANT PUBLIC OFFENSES

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WITH LOTS OF WITNESSES.

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AND IN EACH CASE,
THE LAWBREAKER CLAIMS

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TO HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF
HAVING COMMITTED THE CRIME.

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SOUNDS LIKE
WHAT HAPPENED

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WITH THAT STEREOTYPICALLY
WHITE-BREAD FAMILY MAN.

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THE ONLY LEAD WE HAVE ARE
THESE TWO PIECES OF PAPER

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THAT WERE LEFT AT
THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.

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THAT POOR LITTLE CAT.

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FLUFFER IS THE LEAST
OF OUR WORRIES.

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THE LAB GUYS RAN SOME
TESTS ON THESE PAPERS.

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WHY DON'T YOU RUN DOWN THERE AND
SEE IF THEY'VE FOUND ANYTHING.

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HI !

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WOW, LOOK AT YOU !

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MORNING, SUNSHINE.

136
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STRIPPERELLA, WE'VE
DEVELOPED THE FILM

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FROM YOUR
NIPPLE CAMERA.

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I KNEW THE NIPPLE
CAMERA WAS SMALL,

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BUT I DIDN'T THINK THE PHOTOS
WOULD TURN OUT SO SMALL.

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THESE ARE THE ONLY PICTURES
I HAVE OF MY COUSIN'S WEDDING.

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SORRY, MAYBE WE CAN
MAKE SOME ADJUSTMENTS.

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I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE
YOUR NIPPLES AGAIN.

143
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WELL, MAYBE WE CAN
GET THEM ENLARGED.

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THE PHOTOS, I MEAN.

145
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WE'LL JUST DEAL
WITH THAT LATER.

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HAVE YOU ANALYZED
THE PAPERS YET ?

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YES, BASED ON
THE FIBER SAMPLES,

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WE WERE ABLE TO DETERMINE
THAT WE'RE DEALING WITH

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A VERY SPECIFIC
TYPE OF PAPER.

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WHITE, 8½ X 11.

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THREE-HOLE PUNCHED,
TWO SIDED, AND THIN.

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AND THIN
AND WHITE.

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WE'VE COME
TO THE CONCLUSION

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THAT THESE TWO PAPERS
COULD ONLY HAVE COME

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FROM ONE OF THESE
7,003,080 ESTABLISHMENTS.

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EXACTLY.

157
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HMM, THIS IS
A LOT OF SUSPECTS.

158
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I THINK I MIGHT HAVE BETTER LUCK
TALKING TO A CERTAIN FAMILY MAN.

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WHEN DO WE GET TO
SEE THE NIPPLES ?

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( laughing )

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OH, HEY !

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STORE-BOUGHT
HAIR CONDITIONER ?

163
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IF IT'S NOT SALON-PURCHASED,
I DON'T WANT IT IN MY HAIR,

164
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YOU CREEP.

165
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MILTON GIBBS ?

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STRIPPERELLA, YOU GOTTA
GET ME OUT OF HERE !

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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,
I'M INNOCENT.

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YOU HONESTLY DON'T
REMEMBER ROBBING THAT BANK ?

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NO !

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I'LL KNOW IF YOU'RE
TELLING THE TRUTH OR NOT.

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MY BREASTS ARE NATURAL
LIE DETECTORS.

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OH, OKAY.

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I SWEAR, I DON'T REMEMBER
A THING, I'M INNOCENT.

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YOU ARE
TELLING THE TRUTH.

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YOU CAN LET GO NOW.

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WHAT'S THE LAST THING
YOU DO REMEMBER ?

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THE LAST THING I REMEMBER
IS GOING INTO KLINKO'S

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TO MAKE A COPY.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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KLINKO'S.

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KLINKO'S, THAT'S IT !

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THAT WAS ONE OF THE NAMES
ON THE LIST, KLINKO'S !

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EVERYTHING IS GOING
ACCORDING TO PLAN.

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INNOCENT PEOPLE
ARE SUCCUMBING

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TO MY INGENIOUS
MIND-CONTROL MACHINE.

186
00:10:01,523 --> 00:10:04,926
I WILL BE A GOD !

187
00:10:05,028 --> 00:10:05,994
HOW MAY I HELP YOU ?

188
00:10:06,097 --> 00:10:07,095
I ORDERED THESE
BUSINESS CARDS,

189
00:10:07,197 --> 00:10:08,365
AND I JUST GOT
THEM IN THE MAIL,

190
00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:10,000
AND THEY'RE ALL BLANK.

191
00:10:10,102 --> 00:10:11,034
CARL.

192
00:10:11,136 --> 00:10:12,069
WHAT ?

193
00:10:12,172 --> 00:10:13,872
SHE DIDN'T SAY SHE
WANTED ANYTHING ON THEM.

194
00:10:13,974 --> 00:10:17,343
WHY DO YOU THINK I GAVE
YOU ALL MY INFORMATION ?

195
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SO I COULD SEND YOU YOUR
BLANK BUSINESS CARDS.

196
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YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE
OF HELPFUL !

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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S HARDER:

198
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TRYING TO TAKE
OVER THE WORLD

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OR RUNNING A CHAIN
OF STUPID COPY STORES.

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HI, I'M MUFFY.

201
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JUST AN ORDINARY
CHEERLEADER.

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I AM HANS KLINKO,
JUST OWNER OF KLINKO'S.

203
00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,890
HOW CAN I HELP
YOU, MUFFY ?

204
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DO YOU CARRY WHITE 8½ X 11,
THREE-HOLE PUNCHED,

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00:10:54,596 --> 00:10:55,962
TWO-SIDED PAPER ?

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YES.

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I THOUGHT SO.

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CRAZY ABOUT THAT
STEREOTYPICALLY

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WHITE-BREAD FAMILY MAN
ROBBING THAT BANK, HUH ?

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00:11:02,608 --> 00:11:04,307
HE MADE COPIES HERE,
DIDN'T HE ?

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00:11:04,409 --> 00:11:05,476
ARE YOU HERE
TO MAKE COPIES,

212
00:11:05,578 --> 00:11:07,110
OR TO ASK SUSPICIOUS
QUESTIONS IN A TONE

213
00:11:07,213 --> 00:11:09,014
THAT IMPLIES THAT
I MIGHT HAVE DONE

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SOMETHING EVIL
AND MISCHIEVOUS ?

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00:11:11,586 --> 00:11:14,120
OH, UM, I'M HERE
TO MAKE COPIES.

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WHAT ARE YOU COPYING ?

217
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THIS ?

218
00:11:17,527 --> 00:11:18,527
YOU WANT TO
COPY A PEN ?

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00:11:18,629 --> 00:11:19,761
YES.

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00:11:19,864 --> 00:11:21,298
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN
YOU'LL NEED AN EXTRA PEN.

221
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,535
WHY DON'T YOU USE
THAT COPY MACHINE ?

222
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MACHINE NUMBER... SIX.

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CARL !

224
00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:35,216
TAKE THIS EVIL COMMAND

225
00:11:35,318 --> 00:11:38,354
AND SCAN IT INTO
THE MIND-CONTROL MACHINE.

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OKAY.

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"JUMP OFF THE 5th
STREET BRIDGE" ?

228
00:11:42,094 --> 00:11:46,332
I WANT THAT NOSY
CHEERLEADER DEAD.

229
00:12:07,863 --> 00:12:09,363
MUST BE A PAPER JAM.

230
00:12:09,465 --> 00:12:10,498
OH, WELL.

231
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,002
NOT "OH, WELL," MORON !

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00:12:13,104 --> 00:12:14,503
GET OVER THERE
AND FIX IT !

233
00:12:14,605 --> 00:12:16,406
OH, LET ME FIX THAT.

234
00:12:16,508 --> 00:12:19,910
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T
USE ANOTHER MACHINE.

235
00:12:20,012 --> 00:12:24,783
YOU GOTTA USE
THIS EVIL ONE.

236
00:12:24,886 --> 00:12:29,123
"ROB THE COUNTY FAIR,
PUT MONEY IN THE GOAT CAGE."

237
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,358
I GOTTA GO !

238
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:33,028
CHEERLEADING EMERGENCY.

239
00:12:40,274 --> 00:12:45,913
UNSCRUPULOUS VILLAINS,
PREPARE TO BECOME SCRUPULOUS.

240
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,584
DARN AUGUST 9th !

241
00:12:59,668 --> 00:13:01,668
IT'S FLUFFER !

242
00:13:08,979 --> 00:13:11,614
HERE, PUSSY,
COME ON, FLUFFER.

243
00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:14,018
HERE, PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY.

244
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,422
WHOA !

245
00:13:16,524 --> 00:13:18,424
( grunting )

246
00:13:27,238 --> 00:13:29,273
HERE, PUSSY.

247
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:31,575
GOTCHA !

248
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,410
OH !

249
00:13:36,852 --> 00:13:39,186
TO THE COUNTY FAIR.

250
00:13:43,026 --> 00:13:45,127
STAY, FLUFFER.

251
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:51,737
IF I WAS GONNA ROB A COUNTY
FAIR, WHERE WOULD I START ?

252
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,707
( screaming )

253
00:13:54,809 --> 00:13:57,544
NO !

254
00:13:57,646 --> 00:13:58,546
HEY !

255
00:13:58,648 --> 00:14:01,149
( screaming )

256
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:03,920
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

257
00:14:04,022 --> 00:14:06,924
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE
A RIDE ON THE ASS KICKINATOR !

258
00:14:07,026 --> 00:14:10,029
HUH ?

259
00:14:10,131 --> 00:14:12,598
THE ASS KICKINATOR
IS NOT REALLY A RIDE.

260
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,301
I JUST MADE THAT UP.

261
00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:16,603
HEY !

262
00:14:39,471 --> 00:14:41,538
( bleating )

263
00:14:45,078 --> 00:14:48,948
I THINK I'LL PAY A LITTLE
AFTER-HOURS VISIT TO KLINKO'S.

264
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:09,343
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE UP TO,
HANS KLINKO.

265
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,495
THEY'RE OPEN
24 HOURS, HUH ?

266
00:15:23,597 --> 00:15:24,997
AUGUST 9th.

267
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,199
STRIPPERELLA !

268
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,401
CARL !

269
00:15:27,503 --> 00:15:28,436
SEIZE HER !

270
00:15:28,538 --> 00:15:30,638
BUT, DUDE, I'M
LIKE SO CLOCKED OUT.

271
00:15:30,741 --> 00:15:32,842
I'LL CLOCK YOU OUT,
YOU WORTHLESS TWIT !

272
00:15:32,944 --> 00:15:37,147
OKAY, COME ON !

273
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,017
( man )
LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT
A STAPLE REMOVER !

274
00:15:39,119 --> 00:15:41,354
( screaming )

275
00:15:46,563 --> 00:15:48,931
( beeping )

276
00:15:54,207 --> 00:15:56,941
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

277
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,242
TAKE THAT !

278
00:15:58,344 --> 00:16:00,613
MAYBE NOW YOU'LL
REMEMBER THE TONER, HUH ?

279
00:16:03,952 --> 00:16:06,688
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

280
00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:10,794
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
WILL BE HOLDING IT RIGHT THERE.

281
00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:19,272
YOU'RE GLUED
TO THE GROUND !

282
00:16:19,374 --> 00:16:20,540
DARN.

283
00:16:20,642 --> 00:16:21,742
YOU THINK THAT'S BAD ?

284
00:16:21,844 --> 00:16:23,310
YOU'RE GLUED TO
A CONVEYOR BELT !

285
00:16:23,412 --> 00:16:24,812
WHAT'S SO BAD
ABOUT THAT ?

286
00:16:24,915 --> 00:16:26,782
THE CONVEYOR BELT IS
GOING TO CONVEY YOU

287
00:16:26,884 --> 00:16:30,187
TO THAT GIANT
PAPER SHREDDER !

288
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,724
OOH, THAT IS BAD.

289
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,358
I KNOW YOU'RE GOING
TO BE DEAD SOON,

290
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,861
BUT FOR SOME REASON,

291
00:16:35,963 --> 00:16:39,899
I FEEL COMPELLED TO
TELL YOU MY EVIL PLAN.

292
00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:43,071
UP UNTIL NOW, I HAVE ONLY HAD
ONE MIND CONTROL MACHINE.

293
00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:48,178
BUT FROM THIS POINT FORWARD,
I WILL HAVE THOUSANDS OF THEM !

294
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,781
OBSERVE, EACH OF THESE
RED LIGHTS REPRESENT

295
00:16:50,883 --> 00:16:52,117
A KLINKO'S STORE.

296
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,585
WHEN I PULL THAT LEVER,

297
00:16:53,687 --> 00:16:56,188
ALL OF THE MACHINES
WILL BE ACTIVATED.

298
00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:58,558
JUST WATCH
THE LIGHTS LIGHT UP.

299
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,428
YOUR BIG PLAN WAS
TO PULL THAT LEVER

300
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:02,932
AND LIGHT UP ALL THOSE
LITTLE LIGHT BULBS ?

301
00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:04,099
BIG DEAL !

302
00:17:04,201 --> 00:17:06,637
NO, NO !

303
00:17:06,739 --> 00:17:10,342
EACH LIGHT BULB
REPRESENTS A KLINKO'S STORE.

304
00:17:10,444 --> 00:17:13,613
AS THE MIND CONTROL MACHINE
IN EACH STORE IS ACTIVATED,

305
00:17:13,715 --> 00:17:16,216
THE CORRESPONDING LIGHT
BULB WILL LIGHT UP !

306
00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:19,454
OH, WELL, SEE, NOW THAT'S
A MUCH CLEARER EXPLANATION.

307
00:17:19,556 --> 00:17:21,591
AH, ENOUGH SUPERHERO
EVIL VILLAIN BANTER.

308
00:17:21,693 --> 00:17:24,327
PREPARE TO DIE !

309
00:17:30,505 --> 00:17:34,040
IT FIGURES I'D DIE
ON AUGUST 9th.

310
00:17:34,142 --> 00:17:36,777
NOW I'M JUST GOING TO
TURN MY BACK ON YOU.

311
00:17:36,879 --> 00:17:37,813
FOOLISH AS IT SOUNDS,

312
00:17:37,915 --> 00:17:40,616
I AM NOT GOING
TO WATCH YOU DIE.

313
00:17:40,718 --> 00:17:42,720
( grunting )

314
00:17:47,027 --> 00:17:49,061
MIDNIGHT,
IT'S AUGUST 10th.

315
00:17:49,164 --> 00:17:51,765
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

316
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,773
HUH ?

317
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:03,080
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW,
I REALLY LIKED THOSE SHOES.

318
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,183
THEY WERE PRADA !

319
00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:31,186
SHAME YOU DON'T HAVE ONE
OF THOSE IMPENETRABLE

320
00:18:31,288 --> 00:18:32,787
CROTCH PROTECTORS.

321
00:18:32,889 --> 00:18:34,590
IMPENETRABLE
CROTCH PROTECTOR ?

322
00:18:34,692 --> 00:18:36,125
YOU MEAN A CONDOM ?

323
00:18:36,227 --> 00:18:38,395
I COULD GET ONE,
WHY, DO YOU WANT TO--

324
00:18:38,497 --> 00:18:40,064
I MEANT, AN IMPENETRABLE
CROTCH PROTECTOR BECAUSE

325
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,000
I'M ABOUT TO KICK
YOU IN THE GROIN.

326
00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:44,270
VERY HARD.

327
00:18:44,372 --> 00:18:47,307
( screaming )

328
00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:53,817
SEEMS THAT THE NEXT
PHASE OF YOUR PLAN WAS

329
00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:58,456
TO GET YOURSELF
LAMINATED.

330
00:18:58,558 --> 00:19:00,960
YOU KNOW, I LIKE
A MAN WHO'S WELL-HUNG.

331
00:19:01,062 --> 00:19:02,828
I'LL GET YOU,
STRIPPERELLA !

332
00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:04,064
AS SOON AS I GET
DOWN FROM HERE,

333
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,865
FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO UN-LAMINATE MYSELF,

334
00:19:05,968 --> 00:19:09,104
SOMEHOW GET AWAY BEFORE THE COPS
GET HERE... AH, SCREW IT.

335
00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,406
I'M NEVER GONNA GET YOU !

336
00:19:12,678 --> 00:19:16,214
( cheering )

337
00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:31,201
WHERE'D YOU WANT ME TO PUT
THESE HUGE, LUSCIOUS MELONS ?

338
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,139
( purring )

339
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,342
HEY, IT'S
FLUFFER'S FAMILY !

340
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,711
OH, FLUFFER...

341
00:19:38,814 --> 00:19:40,213
OH, SWEETIE,
COME TO MOMMY.

342
00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:41,916
WE'D LIKE TO GIVE
YOU THIS REWARD.

343
00:19:42,018 --> 00:19:44,152
I'D RATHER YOU USE THE MONEY
TO GET FLUFFER NEUTERED.

344
00:19:44,254 --> 00:19:47,023
PET OVERPOPULATION
IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

345
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,225
WHY, IN THE SHORT TIME
WE'VE BEEN TALKING,

346
00:19:49,327 --> 00:19:51,529
THREE MILLION PETS WERE
NOT SPAYED OR NEUTERED.

347
00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:54,566
OKAY, I PROMISE YOU WE'LL
HAVE FLUFFER'S BALLS CUT OFF,

348
00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:57,937
BUT I STILL INSIST ON
GIVING YOU A REWARD.

349
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,207
OWW !

350
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:03,779
HEY, EROTICA,
GUESS WHO THIS IS.

351
00:20:03,881 --> 00:20:04,947
NO WAY !

352
00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:06,249
BOBBY STINSON ?

353
00:20:06,352 --> 00:20:07,651
IN THE FLESH, BABE.

354
00:20:07,753 --> 00:20:10,621
TAKE A GOOD LOOK,
SEE WHAT YOU'RE MISSING ?

355
00:20:10,723 --> 00:20:13,292
THIS COULD'VE
ALL BEEN YOURS.

356
00:20:13,394 --> 00:20:14,460
I FOUND HIM FOR YOU.

357
00:20:14,562 --> 00:20:15,862
I WANTED TO CLEAR UP
THIS CURSE NONSENSE

358
00:20:15,963 --> 00:20:17,298
ONCE AND FOR ALL.

359
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,465
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE
BACK THE CURSE ?

360
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:21,836
THERE NEVER WAS A CURSE,
I WAS JUST GOOFING.

361
00:20:21,938 --> 00:20:23,405
I DON'T HAVE
SPECIAL POWERS.

362
00:20:23,507 --> 00:20:24,473
BUT YOU SAID--

363
00:20:24,576 --> 00:20:26,810
HEY, I ALSO SAID
I WAS A VAMPIRE,

364
00:20:26,912 --> 00:20:27,979
BUT COME ON.

365
00:20:28,081 --> 00:20:30,783
I'M AS MUCH OF A VAMPIRE
AS YOU ARE A SUPERHERO

366
00:20:30,885 --> 00:20:32,718
AND/OR SECRET AGENT.

367
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:34,720
SO THERE'S NO
CURSE AFTER ALL ?

368
00:20:34,822 --> 00:20:35,757
SEE ?

369
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,692
I TOLD YOU IT
WAS NO BIG DEAL.

370
00:20:37,794 --> 00:20:41,531
ALL THESE YEARS, MY BAD LUCK
HAS JUST BEEN PSYCHOSOMATIC.

371
00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:45,436
SO, PERSEPHONE, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO FOOL AROUND AND JUNK ?

372
00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:47,905
OH, WELL, UH,
LISTEN, BOBBY,

373
00:20:48,008 --> 00:20:51,677
LAST NIGHT WAS KIND OF
A ONE-NIGHT THING.

374
00:20:51,779 --> 00:20:53,113
OOH, WELL, IT'S OVER,

375
00:20:53,215 --> 00:20:54,949
AND I THINK MAYBE WE
SHOULD JUST BE FRIENDS.

376
00:20:55,051 --> 00:20:56,217
WHAT ?

377
00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:58,987
BUT, BUT, PERSEPHONE,
I THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE.

378
00:20:59,089 --> 00:21:01,157
LOVE ?

379
00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:02,425
FINE, WHO NEEDS YOU ?

380
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,162
I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER
THE DAY YOU BROKE MY HEART

381
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,664
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE.

382
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,633
I'M PUTTING A CURSE
ON YOU, PERSEPHONE.

383
00:21:07,735 --> 00:21:09,569
EVERY AUGUST 10th
FROM NOW ON,

384
00:21:09,671 --> 00:21:11,806
YOU WILL HAVE
THE WORST DAY EVER !

385
00:21:11,907 --> 00:21:15,043
( sobbing )

386
00:21:15,145 --> 00:21:17,246
THE WORST DAY EVER !

387
00:21:18,349 --> 00:21:20,050
OH, NO, I'M DOOMED.

388
00:21:20,152 --> 00:21:21,184
OH, CALM DOWN.

389
00:21:21,286 --> 00:21:23,821
YOU SAID YOURSELF
IT WAS NO BIG DEAL.

390
00:21:23,923 --> 00:21:25,023
WELL, THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.

391
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,260
YOU DON'T HAVE
A CURSE ON YOU.

392
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:52,727
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

393
00:21:52,829 --> 00:21:56,133
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪