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♪ upbeat playful music playing ♪
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BREE:
Honey, relax.
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Don't worry. It's gonna be fine.
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- This was a bad idea.
This was a really bad idea.
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- No.
- We should've told him.
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And I hate how nervous he makes me.
Do you see me?
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- I do.
- Well, you're not alone.
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I mean, everybody has a fucked up
relationship with their parents.
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REED: Yeah.
- Not me. I love my mom.
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She's, like, my best friend.
- See?
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BREE:
When I was young
and I didn't win a beauty pageant,
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my mom would tell me it was
because my eyes were too close together.
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As though her marrying her second cousin
had nothing to do with it.
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- And you tell whoever's detailing it,
that if I see swirl marks on it,
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I will come kill their family.
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- Okay. Which car is it?
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- It's the Bentley.
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- Which spot is it in?
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- The spot with the Bentley.
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Oh! Hey! Okay.
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Look at this little, uh, menagerie.
What's happening here?
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- Gordon, obviously we
were all thrown yesterday
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to find out that Hannah was your daughter,
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but, you know,
family dynamics, they're so,
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I don't know, what's the word
I'm looking for? Um--
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- [inaudible] Could you find it
while I'm still young, please?
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- Gordon, we want her to stay
for the good of the show.
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- Hey... just yesterday,
I asked her to stay,
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and she said, quote,
"I'd rather work at SeaWorld."
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- And then I had to explain to him
why that's an insult.
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- Who doesn't love
the Dolphin Spectacular?
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- The dolphins.
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- So, what is it? Now you wanna stay?
Why? What?
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- I, I wanna do the script that I wrote.
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- Really? 'Cause it felt like you
wanted to shove it up my ass.
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- No. I--
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I wanna tell the truth.
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Okay? Because you based
Lawrence on yourself--
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- Yes.
- and your new family,
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and you left out the old family
that you abandoned.
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- Didn't abandon. I sent checks.
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- Fuck your money.
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- Whoa.
[Gordon chuckles]
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- Nice. Nice to know you
got your mom's mouth.
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- This is the magic.
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This is how we take
this show to the next level.
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Gordon, come on.
Lawrence is complicated, now flawed.
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The, The confrontation
in the last scene alone is mwah!
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I mean, it's, it's revelatory,
it's profound, it rips your soul out.
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- None, None of that sounds funny.
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- It's my life, and it wasn't funny.
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- Okay... How 'bout you guys?
You, You seem very quiet.
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- I... I do like there's no kid in it.
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- I like that I'm not a grandma.
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That's pretty much
the last stop in Hollywood.
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Grandmas,
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playing a judge on Law and Order,
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dead.
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- All right, so, basically,
that's my choice?
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I do your script
or I can go jump in a lake?
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- I mean, I don't care where you jump.
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- If I may--
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- What's happening now?
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- Seems to me,
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Gordon wants one thing,
Hannah wants another.
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REED:
Mm.
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- So,
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I'm thinking of something yellow.
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- Why is he pointing?
I don't know what this means.
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Okay, you know what?
All right, [indistinct].
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We'll read it at the table
on Monday, okay?
- Yeah!
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That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Come on, guys, let's bring it in.
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Step Right Up on three.
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- No reason to do that.
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ZACK:
Come on, guys, just jump right in.
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All right. One, two, three.
Step Right Up!
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♪ theme music playing ♪
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BREE:
I never had a grasp of the language.
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I've been telling you that for
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- the last 10 minutes.
REED: You just said,
"Shh, don't talk to her."
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- Hello, actors.
BREE: No, I didn't.
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- I'm Elaine Kim.
- Hello.
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- I work at Hulu.
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- Oh! Oh my goodness, well--
- Oh, hi!
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- welcome to our sandbox.
Let's build some castles.
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- Ignore him.
My name is Bree
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and I'll send you my sizes
for the Christmas gift.
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Honey, I'm kidding.
- Oh, good.
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This is my first time on a set.
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BOTH: Oh!
- I'm new to humor.
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- What do you do?
- Vice President of Comedy.
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- Mm.
- Fun!
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So, where'd we find a gem like you?
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- Yeah, actually, it is a funny story.
- Oh, okay.
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- I was at Millipede doing
content software integration
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as they pivoted to video,
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when Millipede was
acquired by Deedle.
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So, I migrated
to streaming-data analysis
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when Fox acquired Deedle,
then Disney acquired Fox
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and integrated Deedle
system architecture
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into all of their streaming platforms.
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[Elaine laughs]
- Mm, mm.
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[Reed chuckles]
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[softly] Say something.
BREE [softly]: You say something.
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[actors chattering]
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- Holy shit, is that your mom?
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- Yeah.
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- What's she doin' here?
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- Uh, she loves me.
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- Your mom still comes
to set with you every day?
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Dude, that's creepy.
Cut the cord.
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- It's not creepy.
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- Oh my god.
Is that the--
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That's not the actress
playing your daughter, is it?
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- I wouldn't think so.
Her character description was
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frazzled, unkempt, and zaftig.
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HANNAH:
Yeah, no, that's definitely not her.
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We hired this amazing actress
who looks like a real person,
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not a TV version of what
a real person looks like.
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
- That sounds right.
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HANNAH: So, she's--
BREE: Why is she sitting down?
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- I don't know.
- Why is she so pretty?
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- I don't know.
- Well, it'd be super if you
could find out, Hannah.
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- All right, let's, uh,
saddle up, everybody.
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Let's do this!
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Welcome, welcome.
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You know, as Jesus once said,
"Oy, it's good to be back."
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[actors chuckling]
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Uh, a, uh, warm, great, big,
consensual hug and kiss to everybody,
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to our original cast:
Bree, and Reed, and Clay,
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and Zack, who hopefully
will not, uh, keep comin' up
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and punchin' me in the schmeckle.
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And, uh, how about a special welcome
to the newest member of our cast,
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playing Reed's daughter, Whitney.
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How 'bout a hand for Timberly Fox!
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[applause]
Yeah!
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Timberly, uh, made quite a splash
on a, uh, reality dating show called--
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The name? I'm sorry.
What is the name, honey?
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- Fuck Buddy Mountain.
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GORDON:
Fuck Buddy Mountain, yes.
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And to think Rob and Laura Petrie
had to sleep in twin beds.
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[chuckles]
And, you know, speaking of daughters,
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we would not be here without
my own very talented daughter.
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Hannah, get up and say a few words.
- Oh.
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Um, um--
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[chuckles]
- Well, there you go.
That's a few words right there.
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All right! With that, we'll turn
it over to our director, Jerry.
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[Jerry grumbles]
Wake up!
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Take us away.
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- Uh, "Act One, Scene A.
Interior, Kitchen. Day.
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"Jake and Cody eat lunch
at the kitchen table.
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Josie enters, exhausted."
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- "Hey, Mom. How was hot yoga?"
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- "I haven't gone yet.
I was just outside getting the mail.
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"This is just the effects
of global warming.
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[actors chuckling]
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"Can I ask you something?
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Have you noticed Lawrence acting strange?"
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- "Now that you mention it, yes.
For the last 25 years."
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- "Okay."
[all laughing]
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"What do you want me to say?
I did what I did and I'm not perfect."
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- "Who asked you to be perfect?
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"None of my fathers--
None of my friends' fathers were perfect.
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"They were dorky,
they wore socks with sandals,
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"they made dumb jokes in the car
when they drove us to school,
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"but they were there.
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Like I wanted you to be."
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- "Wh-When you say it like that,
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how am I not supposed
[clears throat] to be moved?"
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- "Look,
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"we're not gonna be able
to wrap this in a neat little bow.
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Real life doesn't work that way."
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JERRY:
"Lawrence sighs,
lost in a hurricane of regret.
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"Music cue:
St. Vincent's 'Birth in Reverse.'
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As the camera slowly pulls back,
we fade to black, and that's our show."
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GORDON:
Okay, there you go. Nice job.
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All right! See you all at the Emmys!
[Bree laughs]
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REED: Timberly.
- Yeah?
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- That was great.
- Thank you.
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BREE: It made me cry.
- This is gonna be so much fun.
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- Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?
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Yeah, yeah.
BREE: You're really pretty.
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- Thanks, you too.
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- What the fuck was that?
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- Maybe the greatest thing I've ever seen.
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- Oh, oh, congratulations.
The pretty girl tanked.
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Maybe think about the show for one second.
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She just ruined my big emotional scene.
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- Wow, watching you
and Timberly together
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is like watching two
world class ice dancers,
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trying to act for the first time.
[Bree laughs]
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- This, This, This cannot be happening.
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- Oh, calm down.
There's no way they're not firing her.
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- I don't know.
The Hulu execs seem to like her.
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Maybe it's 'cause her eyes
are so far apart.
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- They're not that far apart.
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[camera clicking]
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- Hey! What the hell happened?
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- Hulu didn't approve your girl.
They wanted this one.
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- My girl is an actual trained
Broadway actress.
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She's not some contestant
on Fuck Buddy Mountain.
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- I understand.
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My hands are tied.
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You know, stunt casting,
it's an age-old tradition in Hollywood.
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When I did Benson,
I was writing on Benson,
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they made us cast
Mary Lou Retton as a U.S. Senator.
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What's that?
- Okay, but you could've at least
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told me this was happening.
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- I did. I wrote you an email.
I sent you and you never responded.
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- No, you never sent me an email.
- I never sent you-- Really?
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Okay, Smarty Pants, what does that say?
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- I'm a professional writer.
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You really think this is
still my email address?
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- It's not?
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- HannahBananaSparklePony87?
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- It could be.
- @aol.com?
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- What's wrong with AOL?
- Just take this.
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- So, what do we do?
What do we do now?
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- So, now we get to work.
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- Get to-- Ah, I see.
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So, the pretty girl
fucks up the table read,
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and this is your excuse
for hacking into my script.
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- I--
- Yeah.
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- It wasn't great.
- No, she wasn't great!
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- All right, so, we'll help her out.
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We'll, We'll lighten the tone,
give her some physical business.
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Like... Like, not--
Obviously, not this, but, bad example,
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a bunch of popcorn flies out of the dryer.
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Like that. Something.
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- How did I come from you?
- Relax! We'll fix it.
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We don't shoot 'til Friday.
It's only Monday!
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- So, there we were in Gordon's office,
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determining the fate of the show,
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and everyone looked to me.
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- Wow, that sounds intense.
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- It actually reminded me of the ending
of my film Pint Sized Pilot.
238
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I'll set it up.
So, the plane's going down,
239
00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,252
and my co-pilot's missing
'cause someone threw
240
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a tennis ball down the aisle.
241
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,547
Wait, did I mention he was
a German Shepherd?
242
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:51,425
- Honey, you've had enough sweets.
- Mom!
243
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,510
- I don't have chicken
and dumplings in the crockpot
244
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,554
just so you can bounce
off the walls all night.
245
00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:56,805
Have some carrots.
246
00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,853
- I'll see you.
- Definitely.
247
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,354
Good luck handing out those call sheets.
248
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,483
- Woo-hoo. Getting cock-blocked
by Mommy, that's rough.
249
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:11,403
- Dude, stop. She's been coming
to set with me my whole life.
250
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,530
- When you were a kid.
How old are you?
251
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,365
- Twenty-four and three-quarters.
252
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:19,077
- Just say 24 and act like it.
Tell her to go knit somewhere else.
253
00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,495
- It's complicated.
254
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,540
Ever since her and my dad split,
I'm all she's got.
255
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,876
I can't hurt her feelings.
256
00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,717
Could you say something to my mom?
257
00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,552
- Me?
- Yeah, tell her it's weird for you guys,
258
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,512
so that it doesn't come from me.
259
00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:39,139
- Wait, so I'm the one who
has to hurt her feelings?
260
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,142
Yeah, what the fuck.
261
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,144
♪
262
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,150
- Ooh, Hannah!
Quick question about the new H scene.
263
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,402
- Uh, sure.
Wait, what new H scene?
264
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,488
- "Josie opens the dryer.
Instead of clothes,
265
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,657
an avalanche of hot popcorn spills out."
266
00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:58,408
[chuckles] Very funny.
- No, it's not.
267
00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,409
- Yeah, I agree.
268
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,870
- Wait, how did this happen?
269
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,248
- I think Jake and Cody stashed
some microwave popcorn in there?
270
00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:07,334
- That's not-- Okay.
So, yeah, this bit is cut.
271
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,921
- We have run-through in a half hour.
Uh, maybe I should talk to Gordon.
272
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,965
- Nope, no need
'cause this is also my show,
273
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,591
so the popcorn bit is cut.
274
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,969
[crew member groans]
- Thank you.
275
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,808
- "Wow... So, I guess
this is your happy family.
276
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,768
You guys are really
into cargo shorts, huh? "
277
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:25,936
LAWRENCE:
"We like big pockets."
278
00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,813
- "Got a lotta baggage to carry around?
279
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:28,814
Whitney exits."
280
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,023
JERRY:
And we're out.
281
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,568
- Ah, okay.
[Gordon clears throat]
282
00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:33,902
Timberly, sweetheart?
TIMBERLY: Yeah?
283
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:34,736
- You're
284
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,406
still reading the stage directions.
285
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:39,074
See where it says, "Whitney exits?"
- Yeah?
286
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,325
GORDON: You're Whitney.
- Yeah.
287
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,285
GORDON: Exit.
TIMBERLY: Sorry.
288
00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,494
GORDON: No, no, it's okay.
TIMBERLY: Yes, yes.
289
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,954
Thank you.
- Can we get her a special script?
290
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,790
- That takes us to Scene H
in the laundry room!
291
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:51,170
Um... please, let me replace her.
292
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,922
- Our research shows we need
a young, attractive woman
293
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,341
to reach the 18- to 34-year-old
male demographic.
294
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,802
- But she is a terrible actress.
295
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:01,597
- Our research shows that that
has no effect whatsoever.
296
00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:04,766
- Well, if you need her so bad,
then what does your research say about me?
297
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,269
- Oh, don't worry,
you're extremely popular
298
00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:10,731
with sassy seniors and coupon fanatics.
299
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:13,358
- Bree, we're ready for you.
- No.
300
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,527
- But, um--
- "This is unreal!
301
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,946
I just cannot believe
you have a daughter!"
302
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:21,283
- "Well, look on the bright side.
Cody has an older sister.
303
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,118
"Now we have someone
to babysit our adult son
304
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,245
on Saturday nights."
[crew laughing]
305
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,581
- "Forgive me if I don't
feel like laughing."
306
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,377
- What happened to my popcorn?
- Hannah said it was cut.
307
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,004
- No.
BREE: But I don't need to take
it out while we're rehearsing.
308
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,173
REED:
I understand, Bree.
There's no reason to get excited.
309
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,549
BREE:
I'm not excited.
310
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♪
311
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,640
- Come in!
312
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:49,353
[Clay sighs]
Well! Look what the cat dragged in.
313
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:50,312
Zack's not here.
314
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,689
- Actually, I came to see you.
Here's the thing.
315
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,067
Zack's not a kid anymore,
and it's kinda fucked up--
316
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,277
- Ooh! Language.
We don't say that.
317
00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:01,949
- messed up you're here, you know?
Comin' in to work with him every day?
318
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,118
- Oh... I see.
319
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,121
Well... I didn't mean to embarrass him.
320
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,583
I just kinda feel like
this business is scary
321
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,586
and a boy could use all the love
and protection he can get.
322
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,172
Didn't your mother do that for you?
323
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,716
- My mom mostly did all
the drugs she could get.
324
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,969
- Oh... poor thing.
325
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:29,893
Wait, you've got a... little something
on your sweet, little cheek.
326
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:36,316
Get it off... Yeah...
Oop, one more spot.
327
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,114
- So what, we're just cutting bits
without telling me now?
328
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:44,741
- Well, I sent you an email,
you just never responded.
329
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:48,161
- Nice callback.
- Popcorn in a dryer, really?
330
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:52,082
- That would've worked.
- No. It's... way too broad.
331
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:55,002
And you didn't even tell me about it.
I'm the co-showrunner.
332
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,045
- Do you remember that?
- 'Kay, when are you gonna realize,
333
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,839
I've been doin' this
a little longer than you.
334
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,424
I know what I'm talkin' about.
[Hannah scoffs]
335
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:01,466
Case in point.
336
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,551
That song you wanted,
337
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,262
that St. Margaret's,
whatever the hell it's called,
338
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,514
$80,000 for a song.
339
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,017
Here. Here's a list
of public domain songs.
340
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,435
Pick somethin' you like.
341
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:12,769
- "She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain."
342
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,439
- I actually like "Camptown Races,"
but author's choice.
343
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:17,316
[knocks on door]
REED: Hannah, we need to talk.
344
00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:18,483
- Oh, fuck, okay.
GORDON: I--
345
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,902
- Listen, listen, that's Reed
346
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,320
and he's super fuckin'
pissed about Timberly,
347
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,446
so you deal with this.
348
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:25,365
- What, a pissed off actor?
It's easy. They're like children.
349
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,035
You jingle some shiny keys
and you promise 'em a cookie
350
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,036
and they stop crying.
351
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,205
- That is so condescending.
352
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,332
He's an artist. He has integrity.
353
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:35,209
- Yes, but he wants a cookie.
354
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:36,710
Trust me.
355
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:40,380
- Hi, hi.
- Hannah, we have gotta stop Gordon from--
356
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:45,052
Oh... Hello.
- Reed, I'm so glad they found ya.
357
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,178
Thanks for gettin' here so fast.
358
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:46,970
- What?
[door closes]
359
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,347
No one-- I came to you.
360
00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:51,391
- Yeah, we sent a PA to get you
'cause we gotta talk about Timberly.
361
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,686
It's obvious we got a problem here.
- Oh, yeah. [laughs] Definitely.
362
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,772
She cannot play the material.
363
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:59,733
She is ruining your words.
- You don't have to convince me, man.
364
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,693
- I think it's obvious what has to happen?
365
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,905
- Oh, finally. [laughs]
- Yeah, you need to teach her how to act.
366
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,949
- I-- What?
- Listen, you can get her there.
367
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,201
You practically give
an acting class every day.
368
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,452
- Well, I mean, you know, I'm doing--
369
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,412
- And Jerry doesn't have your instincts.
370
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,623
- Well, I mean, he's pretty good
at movin' the cameras around,
371
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,084
but that's about it.
- Yeah, but you, you move people.
372
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,379
You-- Remember how green
Bree was back in the day, huh?
373
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,965
- I mean, she couldn't even
internalize her primary intentions.
374
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:27,219
- But then you, ya did your magic
and you, you molded her into a star.
375
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,137
You saved the whole show,
376
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,556
so I'm askin' you,
377
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,599
you, you gotta do it again.
378
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,852
REED: Gordon.
- Uh, Reed. Hey, Reed.
379
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,645
You, You, You--
REED: [sighs] You know what? He's right.
380
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:38,772
I'm the only one.
381
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,777
[door opens]
382
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:44,695
[door closes]
383
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,029
- Jingle-jingle.
384
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:58,876
- Ooh, hey, uh, have you seen Timberly?
[chuckles] They need me to save the show.
385
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:02,546
- I'm sorry, what? No.
- But what-what's with you?
386
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:07,467
- Zack asked me to talk to his mom about
not coming around anymore, so I did.
387
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,760
- Okay, good. That's good.
388
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,013
G-Good for you
'cause that-that's weird, you know?
389
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,807
How'd she take it?
- Pretty well. She blew me.
390
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:15,851
- I'm sorry, she-she blew you?
391
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:19,271
Are you serious?
- A hundred percent.
392
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,607
- Oh god, that's so fucked up.
- I know!
393
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:24,151
And after I finished,
she told me I was a "good boy" and--
394
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,736
- What?
- gave me orange slices.
395
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:29,281
- Oh!
- It was nurturing and depraved
all at the same time.
396
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,658
- Well, okay.
That, That can never happen again.
397
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,285
- I know! You're right.
398
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,830
Why exactly?
- 'Cause what if Zack finds out?
399
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,707
- Finds what out?
- Son of a--
400
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,418
- Uh, that I couldn't talk
to your mom yet.
401
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,045
- Too hard, huh?
BOTH: No.
402
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,172
- No, I wouldn't say that.
- Not that, uh.
403
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,925
She was just busy doing
something else, but I will.
404
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:50,636
- Awesome! You're the best.
Ooh! Orange slices.
405
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,638
- No, no, no... But don't.
406
00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:55,182
[Clay groans]
[Reed clears throat]
407
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,310
- "They made dumb jokes in the car
when they drove us to school,
408
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,520
"but they were there.
[celery crunches]
409
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,313
Like I wanted you to be."
410
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,232
- That's wonderful.
TIMBERLY: Okay.
411
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,400
- So, deep down, you're devastated
and you're spiraling.
412
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,360
I feel it--
- Okay.
413
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:10,572
- but... what if you want him
to think you're in control?
414
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,200
Let's stand it up.
- Okay.
415
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,826
- Okay?
- Yeah.
416
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,037
[Reed clears throat]
417
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,123
- What do you want me to say?
418
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,917
I-I did what I did.
419
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,126
I'm not perfect.
420
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,631
- Who asked you to be perfect?
421
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,300
None of my friends' fathers were perfect.
422
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,637
'Cause they were dorky,
they wore socks with sandals,
423
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:35,848
they made dumb jokes in the car
when they drove us to school,
424
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:37,307
but they were there.
425
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:40,060
Like I wanted you to be.
426
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:47,693
- The duckling has become the swan.
[Timberly squeals]
427
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:51,196
Great job.
- She's really getting good.
428
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,198
- Can I help you with something, Kelly?
429
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:55,492
- Yeah, stop by the hair trailer
when you get a chance
430
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,494
and let's touch up those grays.
431
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,998
[indistinct chatter]
432
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,084
[Bree exhales]
433
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,921
- Hi! Hi.
434
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,549
You guys talkin' about Step Right Up?
435
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:13,260
- Oh, no, we were talking,
uh, Fuck Buddy Mountain.
436
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,511
[all laughing]
437
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,889
- Well, did you hear we're coming back?
438
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:23,020
- Ooh, guys, it's this awesome sitcom
that was on, like, forever ago--
439
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,438
- Not that long ago.
- and I'm gonna be on it.
440
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:25,856
[fans exclaim]
441
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:27,441
Oh, and Bree plays my mom.
442
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,234
- Stepmom.
- Yeah.
443
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,903
- Stepmom.
- Timberly, tell my boyfriend Craig--
444
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:31,737
TIMBERLY: Yeah.
- he's a piece of shit.
445
00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:33,113
TIMBERLY: Sure.
- Oh, fun.
446
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,032
- Hey, Craig! You're a piece of shit!
447
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:37,117
[fans laughing]
448
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,244
- I love you, Timberly.
- Oh my god. Love you guys, too.
449
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,205
- Thank you.
TIMBERLY: Take care. Have a good tour!
450
00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:44,291
- Well, she is fantastic.
451
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,377
Okay, so Stage A is
the Glenn Close stage--
BREE: Bye! Bye.
452
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,921
TOUR GUIDE:
but today, it's Glenn Closed.
453
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:49,922
[fans chattering]
454
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:52,299
- Aww.
- I love that. Love them. [chuckles]
455
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:55,260
- Hey, I'm so, so glad I caught you, um.
- Yeah.
456
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,972
- I just wanted to tell you that...
I know what you're going through.
457
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:00,933
With Reed.
458
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:01,892
- What do you mean?
459
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:05,187
- Oh, with all the acting notes.
Isn't it driving you crazy?
460
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,606
I mean, I love the guy,
but he can be a lot.
461
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,900
- I mean, he's been so nice to me.
462
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,027
- Oh, no, he is the nicest, for sure.
- Right.
463
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,196
- And it's just that, like,
464
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,614
he did this with me on my first show,
465
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:18,700
and then I went out there
and I did everything he told me to do,
466
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,327
like exactly.
- Right.
467
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,829
- And it was a disaster.
468
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,457
- Really?
- He's old fashioned.
469
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,376
- Yeah.
- It almost ended my career.
470
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,419
- Really?
471
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,630
- Between us girls--
- Yeah.
472
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,340
- I'll tell you what you need to know.
473
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,967
[Reed exhales]
474
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,011
- So, where do we go from here?
475
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,221
- I don't know.
476
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:42,599
Part of me wants to hug you,
477
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,601
and part of me wants to scream!
478
00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:46,937
I've never done this before.
479
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,107
- Um, well,
480
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:54,528
I'm pullin' for the hug,
but I might not have a vote here.
481
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:59,867
- Well... I guess we'll just
have to play it by ear.
482
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,666
♪
483
00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,212
- Oh, hey, you're back.
484
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,756
Uh, I have something for you,
but, but I'm kind of scared.
485
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,883
- Why?
486
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,092
- Well, I think it's
'cause I'm from Malibu
487
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,010
and nothing bad happens there.
488
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,678
- Oh, don't. What is it, Connor?
489
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,014
- Just new pages from the last scene.
490
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:23,432
- New--
491
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,478
Are you fucking kidding me?
We shoot in half an hour.
492
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:30,981
- Okay. Whoa.
That is exactly what Reed said.
493
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,192
- I can't believe this.
494
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,194
♪
495
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,165
- Hey! Come on in.
496
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,083
I'm just makin' some treats
in the toaster oven.
497
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,505
- Yeah, I was thinkin' maybe
we should talk outside.
498
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:58,133
- Oh... I see.
499
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:03,180
- You changed the last scene
without telling me.
500
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,681
- I couldn't find you.
- Oh, let me guess.
501
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,808
You tried to reach me
on my Easy Bake Oven.
502
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,019
- Yeah, very funny.
Where'd you disappear to?
503
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,646
- To my shrink, okay?
504
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,648
And then I went to Shake Shack
505
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:15,651
because no professional can cure
this relationship in 50 minutes.
506
00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:17,736
- All right, well, listen,
you saw her at run-through,
507
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,863
she was yelling and with the hands.
508
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:23,242
She can't pull off the, the heavy stuff,
so I lightened it up a bit.
509
00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:24,535
- A bit? A bit?
510
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,453
Lawrence now doesn't even
know he has a daughter.
511
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,622
She just shows up at the end
and everyone's thrilled.
512
00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:30,874
- Yeah, trust me. It's better.
- It's better.
513
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,502
Oh, also, you added back in
the dryer popcorn bit?
514
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,421
- You weren't here. It's Friday.
I did what I had to do.
515
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,715
- You did what you had to do,
so you wouldn't look like an asshole.
516
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,968
Because if Lawrence looks like an asshole,
that means you're an asshole
517
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:44,513
and you can't be the asshole,
even though, let's be clear,
518
00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:45,931
you're an asshole.
519
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:49,226
- How was therapy today?
Pretty, Pretty productive for you?
520
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:53,564
- You know you've never apologized
once for disappearing.
521
00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:54,398
- I--
522
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,775
You know what, honey?
- Don't "honey" me.
523
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,361
This is my story.
524
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:02,030
Okay? This is my life.
You can't rewrite it.
525
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,908
- And you know what? This is my show!
526
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:08,662
And you're trying to hijack it,
so you can rip me apart.
527
00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:09,872
I'm not gonna be the villain.
528
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:11,707
- Too late.
529
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:16,420
♪
530
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:22,718
WARM-UP GUY:
Yeah! Awesome, fantastic.
531
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:25,387
Oh, wow, are you two married?
532
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,140
This is what I call
a May-December romance.
533
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,851
And by that, I mean,
it may be over by December.
534
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:32,853
[audience laughing]
[comedian cracks up]
535
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,688
These don't write themselves, people.
536
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,690
[indistinct chatter]
537
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:40,694
- [exhales] Thank you.
- Hey.
538
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:43,322
- Bree got into Timberly's head
and completely messed her up.
539
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:46,366
- You think that's bad,
I just fucked Zack's mom.
540
00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:49,995
- Jesus... I told you to end that.
541
00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:52,372
- I know, but she smelled
like snickerdoodles.
542
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,625
- What the--
- Oh god. What's wrong with me?
543
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,461
- Well, for one, you clearly
have mother issues.
544
00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:59,004
- No way.
545
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:00,422
Although, once when I was a kid,
546
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:03,634
I did call a phone sex hotline
and my mom answered.
547
00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:04,635
- What?
548
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:06,845
- But that can't be it.
549
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:11,767
[Bree exhales]
- I know it was you.
550
00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:15,812
You sabotaged Timberly...
and they gutted my big scene.
551
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,814
- I don't know what you're talking about.
552
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,025
- She told me it was you.
553
00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:23,570
- That wasn't very supportive
of her, was it?
554
00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:27,908
- Why would you undermine her like that?
She's not your competition.
555
00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:30,369
[audience cheering]
This isn't one of your
stupid, beauty pageants.
556
00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:32,829
- Oh, wake up. Hollywood is way worse.
557
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:36,500
When I was doing my first-ever guest spot
on Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman,
558
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,586
Jane Seymour tried to crush me
by loosening the wheel to my loom.
559
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,214
And on my last show,
my "gal pal" co-star,
560
00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:44,758
she was so jealous of me
that she fucked the showrunner
561
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:47,511
and had him turn me into a space insect!
562
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:50,180
- Well, congratulations.
563
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,683
'Cause now Timberly has a story about you.
564
00:23:52,683 --> 00:23:57,521
WARM-UP GUY:
As Lawrence, Reed Sterling!
[audience cheering]
565
00:23:58,981 --> 00:24:04,820
As Josie, Bree Marie Jensen!
[exhales]
566
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:07,239
[audience cheering]
- Hi!
567
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,952
- Everybody give one
huge round of applause
568
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:15,831
for your Step Right Up cast!
569
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,543
- See why it's so hard for me
to say anything to my mom?
570
00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,378
Look at her. She's glowing.
571
00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:32,222
[Josie exhales]
572
00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:34,766
Hey, Mom, how was hot yoga?
573
00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:35,767
- Too hot.
574
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:38,854
I haven't sweat that much since
you said you were quitting college.
575
00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:40,606
[audience laughing]
576
00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:42,024
Can I ask you something?
577
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,776
Have you noticed Lawrence acting strange?
578
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:47,487
- Now that you mention it, yeah.
For the last 25 years.
579
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,489
[audience laughing]
580
00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:54,203
[Timberly sniffs]
581
00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:56,997
BREE: Hey.
- Hi.
582
00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:00,751
- You all right?
- Yeah, sorry.
583
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:04,129
I'm just really nervous.
584
00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:05,255
[Bree groans]
585
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,341
I mean, I'm not an actor
like you guys,
586
00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:09,510
so all the changes and the notes.
587
00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:11,637
I just feel like I don't know
what I'm doing.
588
00:25:11,637 --> 00:25:12,971
- Oh.
- And I mean,
589
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:15,432
Reed is telling me to do everything
from the inside, right?
590
00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:18,185
And-- But you're saying to do
all these things on the outside?
591
00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:22,064
- Timberly.
- I just feel like I am
letting everyone down,
592
00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:24,066
after you guys have been so nice to me.
593
00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:30,239
- Do me a favor, okay?
- Yeah.
594
00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:32,950
- Just forget what I said.
595
00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:35,410
I was being stupid.
596
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,913
I was screwing you up
and you were doing so great.
597
00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:41,458
I, I just... I don't know
what I'm talking about.
598
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:46,880
I haven't acted in 15 years.
I have been so terrified this week.
599
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:54,471
There is a reason why everyone who
walks past you on this lot loves you.
600
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,473
[Timberly laughs]
Okay, honey?
601
00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:57,432
- 'Kay.
602
00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:59,226
- So, listen to Reed
603
00:25:59,226 --> 00:26:00,394
[audience cheering]
604
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,563
and you're gonna be amazing.
605
00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:03,730
- Thank you. [sniffs]
606
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:07,860
- Come here.
We women have to stick together.
607
00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:11,530
Jane Seymour taught me that.
- Who?
608
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:13,365
- Are you ready for the final scene?
609
00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:16,785
[audience cheers]
Okay, I'm gonna need a lot
of energy for the final scene.
610
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:18,203
- How are you doing?
611
00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:21,748
- All I can say is you're lucky
you don't work with your dad.
612
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,835
- God, that's his dream.
613
00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:26,795
He's a software engineer at Microsoft.
614
00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:30,424
He made sure I got a Masters
in Computer Science from Stanford,
615
00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:33,844
yet... here I am on the set
of Step Right Up.
616
00:26:33,844 --> 00:26:35,387
[chuckling]
617
00:26:35,721 --> 00:26:37,973
He thinks I'm crazy.
- Oh, he's right.
618
00:26:39,016 --> 00:26:42,644
I mean, we're both crazy
for being here, truly.
619
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,271
[Elaine chuckles]
620
00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:49,067
- Mm, when I was a kid,
my parents worked all the time
621
00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:51,820
and I was usually home alone,
622
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:54,489
studying and watching
TV shows about families
623
00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,408
that always seemed happier than mine.
624
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,661
Guess which one was my favorite?
625
00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:03,332
- Oh, am I about to lose
all respect for you?
626
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:07,961
- I've probably seen every episode,
five times?
627
00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:10,255
- What?
- [laughs] Yeah.
628
00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:13,133
I had a huge crush on Cody.
629
00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:16,470
I used to pause the show
and kiss him through the screen.
630
00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:21,058
Forget I said that.
- Um, I, I will try to.
631
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:26,230
- Hey, Shake Shack.
New pages... for the last scene.
632
00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:27,731
- What? New pages?
- Thank you.
633
00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:29,525
- How can he make this any worse?
634
00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:32,736
- Well, if it makes you feel any better,
Reed said the pages are pretty tight.
635
00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:38,283
- Is everything all right?
636
00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:43,997
- I guess I'm just upset with myself
for not looking you up sooner.
637
00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:45,374
- Don't be.
638
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:48,377
If anything, be upset with me.
639
00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:49,753
- For what?
640
00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:51,588
- I knew about you.
641
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,134
I pretended I didn't, but I did.
642
00:27:56,635 --> 00:28:00,264
I was young, I was scared,
and that's no excuse.
643
00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:02,808
I'm the dad.
644
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,060
I should've been there.
645
00:28:05,394 --> 00:28:06,812
I should've been a mensch.
646
00:28:07,271 --> 00:28:09,982
I made all sorts of excuses for myself.
647
00:28:09,982 --> 00:28:14,194
Your mom hating me,
assuming you would, too.
648
00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:21,159
And if I could go back...
and change things, I would.
649
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,161
But I can't.
650
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:28,125
But... I'm hoping,
651
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:30,961
someday, when you're ready,
652
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:33,881
you'll give me a second chance.
653
00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:37,718
[toilet flushes]
654
00:28:37,718 --> 00:28:39,720
[audience laughing]
655
00:28:40,721 --> 00:28:44,349
- For god's sake, you two hug.
[audience laughing]
656
00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:47,186
[applause]
657
00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:48,979
[audience cheering]
658
00:28:57,237 --> 00:29:00,157
- Um, [clears throat] hey.
659
00:29:00,157 --> 00:29:03,327
- Oh! Hey, hey, hey.
- Hey, hey, uh, you're,
you're leaving already?
660
00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:05,370
- Yeah, I taped
the Clippers game so I just--
661
00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:07,664
I wanna get out of there before
anybody tells me who won.
662
00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:09,583
- Um,
663
00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:12,961
thank you for that, the scene.
664
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,881
- Oh yeah. I thought that
worked pretty good, right?
665
00:29:15,881 --> 00:29:16,882
- Yeah.
666
00:29:16,882 --> 00:29:20,385
- Sorry, you probably wanted me
to have him say a little bit more to her,
667
00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:24,014
but... characters can't change
that much in one episode.
668
00:29:25,182 --> 00:29:26,350
Takes a little time.
669
00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:28,393
All right, see you Monday, yeah?
670
00:29:28,393 --> 00:29:29,770
- Yeah. Looks like it.
- Okay.
671
00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:32,439
- Oh, um, [clears throat]
I'm sorry, too.
672
00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:34,399
- What are you sorry for?
673
00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:44,034
You're right. It's too broad.
674
00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:48,914
♪ "She'll Be Coming
Round The Mountain" playing ♪
675
00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:52,751
♪ She'll be coming round
the mountain when she comes ♪
676
00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:54,753
♪ She'll be coming round the mountain ♪
677
00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:56,463
♪ She'll be coming round the mountain ♪
678
00:29:56,463 --> 00:30:00,092
♪ She'll be coming round
the mountain when she comes ♪
679
00:30:00,092 --> 00:30:03,470
♪ She'll be coming round
the mountain when she comes ♪
680
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:07,266
♪ She'll be coming round
the mountain when she comes ♪
681
00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:09,184
♪ She'll be coming round the mountain ♪
682
00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:10,978
♪ She'll be coming round the mountain ♪
683
00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:14,982
♪ She'll be coming round
the mountain when she comes ♪
684
00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:18,986
[music flourish]
685
00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:21,989
[fanfare]