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[<i>David Pomeranz performing</i>
<i>"Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now"</i>]

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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪

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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪

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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪

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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪

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♪ No matter what the odds
are this time ♪

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♪ Nothing's gonna stand
in my way ♪

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♪ This flame in my heart ♪

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♪ Like a long lost friend ♪

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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪

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♪ Standing tall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Rise and fall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ The rain and thunder
the wind and haze ♪

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♪ I'm bound for better days ♪

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♪ It's my life ♪

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♪ My dream ♪

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♪ And nothing's gonna
stop me now ♪

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[music continues]

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[instrumental music]

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Well, it's gonna be
a great party.

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Okay, well, maybe next year.

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Okay. Bye-bye.

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Okay, we're here.
What's all the fuss about?

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Larry, what's the matter?

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I was in the middle
of a very important phone call.

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What were you doing?

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Asking your hairdresser
if you should go back to

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your natural color?

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Ladies.

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For your information, Harriette,
This is my natural color.

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Ladies.

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It's about as natural
as Astroturf.

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Ladies, Balki and I want
you to come

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to our Halloween party.

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We're gonna watch
the horror movie marathon.

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Oh, no thanks,
I hate Halloween.

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I don't like any holiday

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that condones wearing
orange and black together.

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The real reason
you don't wanna go

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is because you're chicken.

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I am not.

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Oh, come on.

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You haven't showered alone
since you saw "Psycho."

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Well, I guess now I know
who I can tell my secrets to.

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Excuse me.

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I have an advice
column to write.

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How about you, Harriette?
I know you don't scare easily.

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I don't scare at all, baby.

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Oh, so, you'll be there?

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Sorry,
my mother-in-law's in town.

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Now, why watch movie monsters
when you can see the real thing?

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No Harriette.

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No Lydia.

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Cousin, guess who.

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Oh my goodness,

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Who could that be
under that mask?

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Uh, Mr. Gorpley?

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No! Guess again.

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I don't know. I'll never get it.

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Tell me who you are, Balki.

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It's...Balki.

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- Ah!
- Oh!

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[laughing]

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I guess I'm one good
Halloween player, huh?

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- The best.
- No.

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- Oh, yes, you are.
- No.

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- Yes, you are.
- No, no.

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- Yes, yes..
- No, no, no.

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Y-you know..

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...everyone's gonna love this
at the party tonight.

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Well, I'm not wearing
this to the party tonight.

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This is just my office costume.

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- Oh. Well, uh..
- Hm.

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You might as well wear it.

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Because no one from the office

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is coming to the party.

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It's just us and Jennifer
and Mary Anne.

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No one else wants to watch
the horror movie marathon.

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Well, if nobody else
wants to watch it

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why do we want to watch it?

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Because horror is the fun part
of Halloween.

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Yeah, about that, cousin.

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I still don't understand.

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Why would anybody
want to sit through

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twelve hours of horrible movies?

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I could barely
make it through "Ishtar."

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No, not horrible movies.

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Horror movies.

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Movies that scare you to death.

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I don't want to be scared
to death.

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Well, sure you do.

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People love to be frightened.

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That's why so many
of them live in New York.

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[instrumental music]

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[screaming]

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[eerie music on television]

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- Well, I've had enough.
- What?

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- Me too.
- What?

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What? You-you can't go now.

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We're only halfway
through the marathon.

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We've got three movies to go.

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Six hours of watching
scary movies

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is too much for me.

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My head hurts, my stomach
is all tied up in knots

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and I think I'm getting hives.

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Thanks for a lovely evening.

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Oh, how about a little peck?

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[chuckles]

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- Bye.
- Uh, good night.

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- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

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- Good night.
- Good night.

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Well, what's wrong
with everybody?

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They're just scary movies.

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You know, you're right.

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Who would be afraid
of scary movies?

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Oh, look at this.

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They're gonna miss the best one

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"Invasion
Of The Body Snatchers".

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"Aliens take over the planet
by replacing everybody

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with identical twins that
they've grown in giant pods."

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This wouldn't be a light-hearted
comedy, would it?

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Oh, don't tell me
you're scared too.

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Well, of course I'm not,
don't be ridiculous.

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I was just hoping
for a little change of pace.

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Well, if you want a
change of pace,

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Let's watch this
next one in the dark.

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Don't do that.

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Afraid of the dark?

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No, I'm not.

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Don't do that.

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You are afraid of the dark.

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No, I'm not.

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- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.

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- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.

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[screaming]

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Yes, I am.

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Well, we don't have to watch it
in the dark.

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Well, I-I don't think
we should watch it at all.

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What's the matter,
you're chicken?

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In a manner of speaking.

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Balki, these movies
are just make-believe.

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Cousin, they are about bad
people doing bad things

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and I believe they put
bad thoughts in our heads.

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But, Balki,
they're-they're harmless.

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They go in one eye
and out the other.

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Well, I don't want
to watch any more.

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No, what's the matter?

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You're afraid you watch
too many horror movies

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it'll make you into a monster?

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Well, I don't know
what it make me into

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and I don't want
to take any chances.

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So I'm going to go in there

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brush my teeth, say my prayers

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and read
"The Little Engine That Could"

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just to clear my head.

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[sighs]

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What planet are you from?

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Well, I guess I'm the
only fun guy left

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"Our horror movie marathon
continues with

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'Invasion of the Body
Snatchers.'"

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[instrumental music]

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[screaming]

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Morning, cousin.

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You sleep well?

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Well, I guess I can't scare you.

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What? You got eyes
in the back of your head?

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Well, of course not,
don't be ridiculous.

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Your third button
from the top is unbuttoned.

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Hmm?

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Oh, thank you.

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So...what're you making?

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This is, uh, mach ba sik sik.

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Pig stomach stuffed
with head cheese.

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And just a pinch of cardamom.

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Eh, hm, hm.

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I thought we'd take some on
our trip, it travels so well.

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- We're taking a trip?
- Oh, yes.

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We're going to Mypos.
Didn't I tell you?

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- No, you didn't tell me.
- Well, I'll be snookered!

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Balki, if you wanna
take a trip like that

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we have to plan ahead.

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We've got to check
discount fares

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we've gotta coordinate
vacation schedules.

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I need a passport.

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How did you do that?

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Do what?

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You just shot a laser beam

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out of your finger

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and set that on fire.

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No, I didn't.

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- Yes, you did.
- Nope, didn't.

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Balki, I was standing
right here, I saw it.

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Well, cousin, I think
you must be suffering

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from an optical delusion.

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Maybe you didn't get
enough sleep last night.

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Do you want me to make you
a cup of coffee?

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No, I don't think so.
I'll stick with milk.

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My stomach feels a little queasy

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from all that junk
I ate last night.

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Your sik sik's still burning.

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Oh, so it is.

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- How did you do that?
- Do what?

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You made the milk stop

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and wait for you.

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No, I didn't.

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Balki, you-you turned away

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and-and then..
Oh, wait a minute.

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I know what's happening.

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You're getting back at me

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for scaring you last night.

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Very clever.
What is it, magic tricks?

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Well, cousin, no,
I don't know no magic tricks.

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Very good.

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Okay, okay. You win.

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I apologize for what I did
last night.

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I will never, ever

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try to frighten you again.

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Thank you, cousin.

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Well, I think I'll just let this

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mach bach sik sik curdle.

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Come on, cousin,
let's go to work.

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Sure, let's go to work.

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Shall we take my car or are you
just going to beam us over?

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Oh, come on, cousin.

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You know on my salary
I can't afford a beamer.

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Where do I come up with them?

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Balki..

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...a giant pod?

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Oh come on, Balki,
this is going too far.

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Balki?

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[instrumental music]

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Harriette, Lydia, thank god
you're here.

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You're not gonna believe it.

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This morning, I saw Balki

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walk through a door.

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He-he made a carton of milk
float in mid-air

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and he started a fire
with his finger.

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Let me smell your breath, baby.

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Harriette.

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I have not been drinking.

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Uh, excuse me, Larry

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but did you watch
all twelve hours

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of that horror movie marathon
last night?

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What's that got to do
with anything?

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Well, you watched
weird movies last night

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now you're seeing
weird things today.

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I suppose that could
be an explanation.

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You bet it could, cousin.

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Why did you say that?

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Say what?

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- You called me "cousin."
- No, I didn't, baby.

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Yes, you did.

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I called you baby, baby.

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There's no way we're cousins.

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Wait a minute.

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You two seem...different.

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You're just now noticing that?

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Relax.

261
00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:06,066
Th-the next thing you know
you'll be saying that Balki's

262
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,533
an alien and he's turning us
into aliens

263
00:13:08,566 --> 00:13:11,100
to take us back
to his home planet.

264
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:14,066
[cackling]

265
00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:25,533
I'm going crazy.

266
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,633
Too many horror movies.

267
00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:28,666
That's gotta be it.

268
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:31,333
Uh, I just gotta relax.

269
00:13:31,366 --> 00:13:33,700
Just gotta relax and think
about something else.

270
00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:36,166
The Bears, the Bears.

271
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,266
How are the Bears doin'?

272
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:54,166
"Planet Mypos discovered
behind Pluto."

273
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,366
- "Planet Mypos."
- Hi, cousin.

274
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,333
Huh?

275
00:13:58,366 --> 00:14:00,600
- How did you get here?
- Oh, just dropped in.

276
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:04,400
Well, you can't
fool me anymore.

277
00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:06,066
I know all about Mypos.

278
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,533
It's right here
on the Chronicle's front page.

279
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,600
[gasps]

280
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:19,566
- Where were you?
- I never left the room.

281
00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:23,600
Well, maybe you won't be
so glib after you read this!

282
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:28,300
"City Council
approves annual budget".

283
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,066
You're right, cousin,
I'm glib-less.

284
00:14:31,733 --> 00:14:33,566
But it was right
on the front page.

285
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,733
Well, cousin, I think
your mind is pulling your leg.

286
00:14:35,766 --> 00:14:38,300
Oh, what's happening?

287
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,800
Why am I seeing things
that aren't there?

288
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:44,100
I mean what's, uh, what's, uh,
what's, uh..

289
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:45,666
What's in that mail cart?

290
00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:50,000
The mail.
It comes at this time every day.

291
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,733
That was a pod!

292
00:14:53,366 --> 00:14:55,066
Now, I get it!

293
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,133
The fire, the milk

294
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,166
walking through doors,
it's all coming together.

295
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,233
You are a strange visitor
from another planet

296
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,066
who came to Earth
with powers and abilities

297
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,566
far beyond that
of mortal man, and who

298
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,200
disguised as Balki Bartokomous,
mild-mannered sheepherder

299
00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:08,133
working for a great
metropolitan newspaper

300
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,533
is turning us all into Mypiots

301
00:15:09,566 --> 00:15:11,633
so you can take us back
to your planet!

302
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,566
Darn, you got me.

303
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,533
[gasps]

304
00:15:16,566 --> 00:15:18,500
You mean it's true?

305
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,500
Yepper.

306
00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:23,633
I may be an alien bent on

307
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:25,766
world conquest but I'm no liar.

308
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,500
Cousin, you're gonna love Mypos.

309
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:30,133
The climate is perfect.

310
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,300
All men are created cousins

311
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,666
and we've conquered cellulite.

312
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,400
I'm not going to another planet.

313
00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:38,533
Oh, come on, cousin, I..

314
00:15:38,566 --> 00:15:40,600
I always go
where you want to go.

315
00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:42,666
I don't want to go to Mypos,
I'll never go to Mypos.

316
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,433
Nothing you can do
or say will ever make me

317
00:15:44,466 --> 00:15:46,266
want to go to Mypos.

318
00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:50,700
Cousin, you want to go to Mypos.

319
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:52,500
I want to go to Mypos.

320
00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:57,366
When the mama ship gets here,
you'll be the first one in line.

321
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,633
When the mama ship gets here,
I'll be the first in line.

322
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:04,633
And when we say,
"Who wants pig snout?"

323
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,233
You'd say, "I do! I do!"

324
00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:09,633
And when you say

325
00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:11,566
"Who wants pig snout?"

326
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,200
I'll say..

327
00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:15,466
I'll say..

328
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,433
Ugh.

329
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:20,700
I'll never eat pig snout!

330
00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:27,666
You have a very strong will,
Earth boy.

331
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:32,433
Balki, how can you
do this to the Earth?

332
00:16:32,466 --> 00:16:34,100
You used to be so nice.

333
00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:37,133
Well, we Mypiots were nice

334
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,800
for 6,000 years

335
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:41,233
and then one day,
somebody suggested

336
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:45,033
"Hey, why you don't watch
scary movies?

337
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:47,400
"They won't hurt you..

338
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:49,500
...they just go in one eye
and out the other."

339
00:16:51,366 --> 00:16:55,000
Well, they checked in
but they didn't check out.

340
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,700
They set up housekeeping.

341
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,766
They begat bad thoughts.

342
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,366
And those bad thoughts
got together

343
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,733
and had little bad thoughts.

344
00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:12,300
And those little bad thoughts

345
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:17,400
grew up into big bad thoughts.

346
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,800
And now, all we have

347
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:28,733
are big bad thoughts.

348
00:17:28,766 --> 00:17:31,533
So, we're taking over the Earth

349
00:17:31,566 --> 00:17:33,633
just for kicks!

350
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:35,600
[evil laughter]

351
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:44,433
[instrumental music]

352
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:46,300
[panting]

353
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,733
Hello, Jennifer? It's Larry.

354
00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:58,733
Drop whatever you're doing
and get down here.

355
00:17:58,766 --> 00:18:00,100
[knocking on door]

356
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:02,033
- Who is it?
- 'It's Jennifer.'

357
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,533
How did you get here so fast?

358
00:18:10,566 --> 00:18:12,466
You sounded upset so I hurried.

359
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,566
What's wrong?

360
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,166
I have proof that Balki

361
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,533
is from a planet called Mypos

362
00:18:23,566 --> 00:18:24,533
and they're taking over
the Earth.

363
00:18:24,566 --> 00:18:26,166
You've got to believe me.

364
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,066
- Larry, I believe you.
- You do?

365
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:30,633
Why?

366
00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:32,266
Well, for one thing

367
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:35,166
Balki is floating
outside the window.

368
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,166
No, no, don't let him in.

369
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,666
We've got to leave right now.

370
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:42,733
There's no hurry.

371
00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:43,800
What do you mean,
"There's no hurry?"

372
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:46,533
If we stay we'll become Mypiots!

373
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:49,733
Is that really so bad, cousin?

374
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,100
You're wearing a vest.
You're one of them!

375
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,100
[panting]

376
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:02,700
(all)
Hi, cousin.

377
00:19:02,733 --> 00:19:04,500
Going somewhere?

378
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:10,233
Time to go.

379
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,033
The mama ship is double-parked.

380
00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:14,333
[laughs]

381
00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:19,333
You mean he's changed
you all into Mypiots?

382
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,133
(all)
Well, of course he has,
don't be ridiculous.

383
00:19:24,233 --> 00:19:25,466
Let me give you a hand, cousin.

384
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,700
Oh, no.

385
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,233
I'm not falling
for that one again.

386
00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:29,600
You'll never take me.

387
00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:32,100
Oh, come on, cousin.

388
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,233
Be one of us.

389
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,000
Put on the vest.

390
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,433
- Alterations are free.
- No.

391
00:19:46,466 --> 00:19:48,066
No, no, no.

392
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,200
[panting]

393
00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:53,566
Get away. Get away.

394
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,000
[evil laughter]

395
00:19:58,133 --> 00:19:59,600
Oh, no. Oh, no.

396
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,366
(all)
Cousin. Cousin. Cousin.

397
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,633
- Cousin, cousin--
- Get away, get away.

398
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,266
- Cousin.
- Ah. Huh!

399
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,100
Huh, don't come any closer!

400
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:14,066
How would that be possible?

401
00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:17,766
You'll never put that vest
on me.

402
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,700
But, cousin,
I wasn't thinking of it.

403
00:20:19,733 --> 00:20:21,300
It don't go with
the knife in your chest.

404
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,200
What?

405
00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:25,066
[shrieks]

406
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,700
Oh. Oh.

407
00:20:26,733 --> 00:20:28,566
I've got a knife in my chest.

408
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,633
Oh, that's great.

409
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:31,800
Oh. Oh..

410
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,233
I must have fallen asleep

411
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,200
in front of the television!

412
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,166
Cousin, I think you
were having a bad dream.

413
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,533
Oh, I was.

414
00:20:38,566 --> 00:20:40,566
And, Balki, it was awful.

415
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,066
In my dream, you were
from a-a planet called Mypos

416
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,300
and-and you were
taking over the Earth.

417
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,500
And that wasn't the awful part.

418
00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:51,266
The awful part was
that you were not nice.

419
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,600
[chuckles]

420
00:20:53,633 --> 00:20:54,600
Can you imagine that?

421
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:56,600
Balki Bartokomous, not nice?

422
00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,766
[chuckling]

423
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:05,000
Balki, uh, just
for argument's sake, uh..

424
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,466
...what would you do if a total
stranger came up to you

425
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,366
on the street
and took your money

426
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,033
kicked you in the shins and said
your mama wears army boots?

427
00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:19,166
Well, um..

428
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,400
...if he, uh, took my money

429
00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:24,333
I'd say, "Spend it wisely."

430
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,800
And if he kicked me
in the shins, I'd say

431
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:29,266
"You know, you should join a gym
to find a more

432
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,333
positive way
of taking out aggression."

433
00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:36,733
And if he says
my mama wears army boots

434
00:21:36,766 --> 00:21:39,766
then I'd say, "You've seen mama?
How does she look?"

435
00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:46,133
You are Balki. Uh-huh..

436
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,100
Ow.

437
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,733
- Oh.
- Cousin.

438
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:56,133
Well..

439
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,300
Balki.. Woop!

440
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,600
Balki, I never want to have

441
00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:07,066
a nightmare like that again.

442
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,066
- Observation.
- Hmm?

443
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,100
If you hadn't watched
all those scary movies

444
00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:11,666
you wouldn't have
had that bad dream.

445
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:14,766
Well, you know,
ever since my parents

446
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,033
took me out of "Fantasia"
crying..

447
00:22:18,066 --> 00:22:20,533
...I've been trying
to prove something.

448
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,566
Well, cousin,
you did prove something.

449
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,400
You proved
that if you watch twelve hours

450
00:22:26,433 --> 00:22:29,200
of scary movies,
then you have a nightmare.

451
00:22:29,233 --> 00:22:32,100
Of course, the rest of us
already knew that.

452
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,700
That's why you were
watching them alone.

453
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,433
Well, why learn the easy way

454
00:22:37,466 --> 00:22:39,166
when you can learn the hard way?

455
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,266
Well, that's the motto
you live by.

456
00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:47,266
Balki, what do you say,
next Halloween

457
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:50,333
we just hand out candy
to the kids and call it a night?

458
00:22:50,366 --> 00:22:53,233
Okay by me.
Now, how about this?

459
00:22:53,266 --> 00:22:55,100
We clean up this place,
I make you some breakfast

460
00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:56,500
and you start to feel better.

461
00:22:56,533 --> 00:22:57,466
Okay.

462
00:22:59,066 --> 00:23:01,333
Boy, what a nightmare.

463
00:23:01,366 --> 00:23:04,566
Huh. I, it-it was
the craziest thing.

464
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,400
I, every time I turned around..

465
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,033
...you were gone.

466
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,566
Balki?

467
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,766
- Cousin?
- Huh!

468
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,733
[instrumental music]

469
00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:30,433
[theme music]