1 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,300 Previously on doom patrol... 2 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:10,385 - Where am I? The year? - Cloverton. 3 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:11,512 2021. 4 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,972 Niles caulder, I'm coming. 5 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:16,767 - Who in the sweet mercy of fuck are you? - Good question. 6 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,019 There are mysterious things 7 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,480 in this world that bear keeping an eye on. 8 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,025 I'm sure it was nothing important. 9 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:28,237 But last I checked, robots don't get Parkinson's. 10 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,280 Just think you need to get it checked out. 11 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,574 I think there's something he needs to show me. 12 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:33,867 Where'd you go? 13 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,577 - Mom? - Come on, Victor. 14 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:38,747 What did you mean when you said dad chose to make me into a weapon? 15 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,165 He said he had no choice at all. 16 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,918 The butts are loose! 17 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,177 It's just vomit! 18 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:56,974 Smile, caulder. The world ain't done with you yet, old man. 19 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:18,055 I was born in Houston 20 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,139 life was full and good 21 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,270 Got a yen to travel 22 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:28,690 no one understood 23 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:32,361 took my things and said goodbye 24 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:33,570 left my family... 25 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,365 Don't you look pretty as a picture? 26 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,785 And wonder just what this life holds for me 27 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:46,375 On my own in Seattle 28 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,628 city by the sea 29 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:53,590 there, a lovely woman 30 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:58,428 gave her love to me... 31 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:15,070 What's going on? Where am I? 32 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,822 Morning, sunshine. 33 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,907 Willoughby? What have you done? 34 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:22,494 Would you believe I just fancied a chat with an old friend? 35 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:23,620 Hardly. 36 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,998 Well, before you get all holier-than-thou, 37 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:29,710 if the tables were turned, you'd have done the same thing. 38 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,962 Rabbi loew animated his creature 39 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:34,256 to protect his people from slaughter. 40 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:38,510 I doubt you have such lofty intentions for me. 41 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,220 That hurts my feelings. 42 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:43,515 I've got loads of important shit for us to do. 43 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,393 And old friends to see. 44 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:55,444 Dear god, poor niles! 45 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,362 Whatever has happened to you? 46 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,822 Baphomet. 47 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:01,867 Hello, love. 48 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:06,621 I'm perfectly well. Just lost a little weight, that's all. 49 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,558 How are you? 50 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,542 _i__ -well, that's great! 51 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:13,462 Listen, can I ask you something, head to head? 52 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,797 What do you think of my pal, Willoughby? 53 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,843 Is he the kind of chap you could see yourself settling down with? 54 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:24,347 Willy, how could you do this dreadful thing to your friend? 55 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,271 Whatever do you mean? 56 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,477 I think I look top shelf. 57 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:33,190 I have no interest in these baby games. 58 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:37,319 Don't summon me again unless you decide to grow up. 59 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,862 Baby, wait! 60 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,239 Fuck! 61 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,284 I'm sorry, Willoughby, 62 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,953 but that was pathetic, even for you... 63 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,708 Wrong room, dickhead. 64 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,588 Oh, fuck me. 65 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,016 80, are you gonna tell us who you are 66 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,268 or does someone need to jam a foot up your pee-hole? 67 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:15,565 Oh! Aren't you charming? Now, would you mind telling me 68 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,318 when are you expecting niles caulder back? 69 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,945 - Well... - Look, lady. 70 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,422 - You're in our house... - Mmm-hmm. 71 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,965 Wearing our clothes and drinking our tea. 72 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:23,824 Yeah. 73 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,617 Now, answer our questions. 74 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,161 Then maybe we could talk about niles. 75 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,833 - How were you made? - Excuse me? 76 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,125 Is that aluminum? 77 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:36,312 You know, how does it... How does it stick to your face? 78 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,129 Uh, that is his face. 79 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:41,132 That is his face! Wow, okay. 80 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:44,177 - Stop doing that! - Okay, in a minute. Whoa! 81 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,888 - It's fascinating. - How long have you been in our house? 82 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,099 Well, long enough to see bandages over here 83 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,142 play dress-up with your dead bodies. 84 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,328 - No! - The fuck? 85 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,856 I was at a low point and wasn't making great decisions, okay? 86 00:05:57,649 --> 00:06:00,694 Okay, tell me, why are you all scratching like circus animals? 87 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:05,532 Your name, now. Or I'm dragging your ass out of here. 88 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:08,451 Okay, well... I'm not being coy. Um... 89 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:11,830 The truth is, I can't remember. 90 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:14,016 - Why are you looking for chief? - Can't remember that either. 91 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,584 But when I think of him, 92 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,420 I am filled with an oven/vhelming and immediate urge 93 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,255 to punch him in the face. 94 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,506 - That's him. - Yup. 95 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:22,424 - Word. - Sounds about right. 96 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:23,550 But here's what I do know. 97 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:28,096 I seem to have traveled here via a sort of a time-travel capsule. 98 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,097 Ugh... 99 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,891 As a result, I have a moderate 100 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,226 to more-than-moderate degree of memory loss. 101 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,771 And that I need to find a certain niles caulder. 102 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,315 Bullshit! 103 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,442 There's no such thing as time travel. 104 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,693 'Cause if there was, 105 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:44,112 a certain sixth-grade assbag named Jimmy Decker 106 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,823 would've never pulled my pants down in assembly. 107 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:50,160 And I never would've had the nickname "cheeto dick" for six years. 108 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,454 That's what you would go back in time and fix? 109 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:56,875 Fuck yeah! But like I said, time travel doesn't exist. 110 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,474 You were saying? 111 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,750 What year did you come from? 112 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,813 Um... 113 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:29,407 If you saw us dead, that means that you were here at least since yesterday. 114 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,825 - Hey, Rita? - Hmm? 115 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,203 When did your super-secret alarm thing go off? 116 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:37,457 Uh, the day before we went to codsville, I think, ahem. 117 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,709 Which you completely ignored. 118 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,879 Well, the important thing is... oh, shut up. 119 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,172 She's here now, isn't she? 120 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,759 Right, yes. And now it's time for you all to answer my questions, 121 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,178 starting with, "where is niles caulder?" 122 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:54,182 He's deader than shit. God damn, I love saying that. 123 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:01,982 I see. How long? 124 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,149 About two weeks. 125 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,233 Two weeks. Right. 126 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,403 Well, then I shall just time-travel back to then. 127 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:10,699 Then. You can do that? And actually talk to him? 128 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,868 It's a time machine, dear. So I can, you know, travel back 129 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,496 and have a wee chat with Adam and Eve, if I want to. 130 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,375 Mmm, I don't know. 131 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:23,461 Things were a little hairy around here two weeks ago. 132 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,338 Kaiju candle-demon on the loose. 133 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,549 You might wanna go back a little further. 134 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:30,385 Right. Well, I shall go back three weeks, then. 135 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,678 Ooh, yeah. 136 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:36,016 This place was lousy with sex ghosts around then. I don't recommend it. 137 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,299 - True. - That's right. 138 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,936 - Well, four weeks? - No, no, no. 139 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,604 Okay. Well, how about five? 140 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:42,832 Hell, no. 141 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,416 Seven? What about seven? Give me seven. 142 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,401 Anyone for seven? You want to give me seven? 143 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:47,962 - Seven, anybody? - I think you're good. 144 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:50,155 Good, all righty. Bon voyage! 145 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,240 Send chief our love. 146 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:56,161 Tell him I said... He'll know what it means. 147 00:08:56,619 --> 00:09:02,125 Okay, well, this is goodbye and has been a truly infuriating experience. 148 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:06,963 And I only hope that in your time of need, you will be met one day 149 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:11,801 with the same ineptitude and uselessness which you have shown me here today. 150 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,845 So, I bid you adieu. 151 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,140 Peace. God. 152 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,525 Come on, come on. Let's go. 153 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,609 Come on, come on. 154 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,365 Who's good with machines? 155 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,287 Lady, I only knew time travel existed ten minutes ago. 156 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,371 Mmm-hmm. 157 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,832 Oh! Thank you. 158 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,333 I can't fix your machine. 159 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:48,004 No. Well, not with that attitude, you can't. 160 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,088 What about cliff? 161 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,966 He knows everything about fixing cars. 162 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:53,968 Oh, I know more than everything. 163 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,930 Thing is, I don't give a shit about any of this. 164 00:09:57,055 --> 00:10:00,100 So you kids have a party. I'm out of here. 165 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:03,520 Wait. We're just gonna let some crazy lady stay in our house 166 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,147 and put her crazy lady fingers on all our stuff? 167 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:09,776 Because there's nothing weird about some nutball traveling through time 168 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:10,944 to see chief? 169 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,130 - Yup. - Pretty much, yeah. 170 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,657 We've got our own crap to take care of, remember? 171 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:19,244 We agreed to get help with our shit? 172 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:24,249 - You were serious about that? - Yup. You should be too. 173 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,461 Well, you should mind your own fucking business. 174 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:34,008 Okay, right. Um, you. Take me to this secret alarm. 175 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,760 I would like to have a look at it. 176 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,846 - I would be happy... - No. 177 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,639 Oh, god. 178 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:41,765 Oh, god! 179 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,102 Shall we? 180 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,189 Okay. Well, I'll be back to check on your work later. 181 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,273 Oh, I'm not... 182 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,334 Oh, god. 183 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,715 Oh, god. 184 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,843 Well, first, my leg started fucking up. 185 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,387 Then my hands started shaking like fucking jell-o. 186 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,973 I thought that it was just shitty craftsmanship 187 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,933 by the shitty scientist that built my body. 188 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,394 But then my buddy cyborg scanned my shit and said 189 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,354 it might be my brain that's fucked. 190 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,191 Cyborg's not really my buddy. I don't know why I just said that. 191 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,252 He's more like this lesser version of me who lives in my house. 192 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,987 Anyhoo, my daughter-in-law thinks I might have Parkinson's. 193 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,781 But she's not a doctor. She's a graphic designer. 194 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,326 But you're a doctor. So what do you think? 195 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,624 Goddamn tiktokers. I don't have time for this. 196 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,126 Oh, fuck me. 197 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,228 Fuckit 198 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,706 Shit! 199 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,587 What the hell? 200 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,008 Which of niles' nonsense are you mixed up in now? 201 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,261 It's a time machine. 202 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,097 And for some reason, I've been tasked with fixing it. 203 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,640 Also, it's not niles. 204 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,161 I hope you didn't ask me here to help. 205 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:52,105 Time travel's fringe, experimental, dangerous. 206 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:55,775 Few human trials that I know of have led to neurological damage and memory loss. 207 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,900 Fringe and experimental? 208 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,779 As opposed to the body tech which was thoroughly vetted 209 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,022 before you put it in my body? 210 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,778 I did it to save your life. 211 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,535 And if I'm not mistaken, it seems to have worked out okay. 212 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,454 Alive and okay aren't the same thing. You know that, right? 213 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,249 Maybe you'd have more body positivity if you'd made better choices 214 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,434 for how you used your tech... 215 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,544 I didn't choose to put this in my body. You did. 216 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,005 What's going on here, Vic? 217 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:18,756 Where's this coming from? 218 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,925 I've just been wondering, is all, 219 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,052 if there was another choice, 220 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,680 if body tech was the only way to save my life. 221 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:32,937 Okay, let's talk about choice. 222 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,857 Like your choice to abet roni evers in evading authorities, 223 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,608 a choice that cost me my job. 224 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,109 What? 225 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,613 Technically, I'm on administrative leave. 226 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,925 - But it's not looking good. - But that's not fair! 227 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,051 You had nothing to do with it. 228 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,203 You used s.T.A.R. Labs tech I designed to help a murderer! 229 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,164 But she's not a bad person, dad! 230 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,999 If you know what she went through, 231 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,917 you'd understand where she's coming from. 232 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,879 She deserved a second chance, and I gave her one. 233 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:02,925 So that's it? 234 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,928 You take zero responsibility for your actions? 235 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,872 I can't believe I'd ever feel this disappointed in you, son. 236 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,183 But here we are. 237 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,981 Do you want to know why I asked you over? 238 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,194 Two days ago, I died. 239 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,737 What? 240 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,614 I went to the afterlife and I talked to mom. 241 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,074 Oh... 242 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,742 Finally happened. 243 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,596 You've been hanging around these nuts so long, you done lost your mind. 244 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,260 No. She told me that there was another way you could have saved me. 245 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,250 Yeah. And I want to know what it was. 246 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,629 Was there another way or not? 247 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,466 Well... 248 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:48,096 We had, uh, developed a prototype 249 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,556 for synthetic skin. 250 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,974 Oh, god. 251 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,895 So, I could've looked normal. 252 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,731 - It was still very... - Experimental. 253 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,317 Like the cyber tech? 254 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:02,776 Just like this? 255 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,446 Why would you do this to me? 256 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:10,785 You couldn't do human trials, so you used your own son as a Guinea pig? 257 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:11,994 Is that what this is? 258 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,872 I cannot keep explaining myself. 259 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,165 You can't or you won't? 260 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:19,043 Everything I did was to protect you. 261 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,172 I don't care what you hear or who you talk to. 262 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,175 It won't change that. 263 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:43,359 I must apologize for my housemates' less-than-warm welcome. 264 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:47,738 It's just, most of them are trying to move on from niles caulder, 265 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:51,534 so a mysterious stranger dredging him back up was probably a bit triggering. 266 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,910 Oh, yeah? Why is that? 267 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,954 Was he a bad man? 268 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,038 Yes. 269 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:57,915 And no. 270 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,210 He was a complicated person. 271 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,837 Yes. Well, aren't we all? 272 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,258 Oh, shitting hell! 273 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,887 Perhaps it was completely pointless coming here. 274 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,848 Well, how can you possibly know what to look for 275 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,534 when you don't know what you're looking for? 276 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,936 Well, the mind may forget, but the gut may not. 277 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,147 It is the elephant of the body, 278 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,775 and it will tell me when I am onto something. 279 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,155 It just occurred to me that I... I don't know what to call you. 280 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,406 Well, that makes two of us. 281 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,868 What about Shannon? 282 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,162 I've always liked that name. 283 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,706 Very well, Shannon it is. 284 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,792 Why don't you tell me, um, what your name is? 285 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,253 It's Rita. Rita farr. 286 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,297 Ah, well, Rita. 287 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:50,092 I don't know why you have attached yourself to me like a black-legged tick, 288 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,762 but it is distracting and quite bothersome. 289 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:57,225 And I don't mean to be unkind, but it's really annoying! 290 00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:00,311 Oh, I didn't mean to be any of those things. 291 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,854 Do you have a question for me, 292 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:06,567 or is your neediness some kind of holistic condition? 293 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,902 Actually, I do. 294 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,488 Do I look at all familiar to you? 295 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:14,867 My body elephant has the strongest feeling that we know each other. 296 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,995 No one looks familiar to me, not even me. 297 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,790 Or do you... Do you not know how amnesia works? 298 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:26,420 Maybe try taking a nice long look at me for a minute. 299 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,882 Maybe it'll helpjog something loose. Hmm? 300 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:41,644 Oh, you got schmutz on your face there. 301 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,275 Ah! 302 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,575 Hotdog! 303 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,753 Okay. 304 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,266 That's the stuff. 305 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,521 Wow. 306 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,696 Whatcha doing? 307 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,532 Playing frisbee golf. What does it look like, dipshit? 308 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,996 Like you're making creepy Bob Ross fan art. 309 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,919 You made me feel like shit for not honoring our stupid pact or whatever, 310 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:49,211 so I tried making something out of my pain, like abuelita told me to. 311 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,296 But it didn't work. 312 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,757 And now I feel like an even bigger dick, 313 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,510 so I'm going to get high as fuck and then light it on fire. 314 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,305 - Wanna watch? - Definitely. 315 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,600 Only... maybe before you flick your bic, 316 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,980 you might wanna, I don't know, try talking to creepy Bob Ross. 317 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,232 - About what? - Whatever you want. 318 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,518 Maybe saying some shit you didn't get to before he died 319 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,861 will give you some closure. 320 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,822 Who crawled up your ass and made you Dr. Phil? 321 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,326 When we were in the afterlife, I got to tell off my asshole dad, 322 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,119 and it felt awesome! 323 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,915 I'm talking top ten best moments of my life, or afterlife. 324 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,084 At least it was great till he shoved his 325 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,086 "grandpa of the year" mug up my butt. 326 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,754 Not literally. 327 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,758 And I got to tell niles to suck a bucket of vaginas, 328 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,260 which also squeaks into my top ten. 329 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,424 Wait, when did that happen? 330 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,388 Oh, uh... 331 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,349 Probably about, ooh, sometime after he died. 332 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:47,061 He was a ghost, and he wanted me to burn his body so his soul could be at peace. 333 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,689 But I didn't do it because fuck him. 334 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:50,981 So I could've talked to him? 335 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,401 That's what I'm saying! You still can. 336 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,790 I'm sorry it has to end this way, old friends. 337 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,252 I'd like to think you'll do well out here. 338 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,630 But my guess is, you'll be dead a week after I am. 339 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,009 I'm in crisis, Larry, and I need a sympathetic ear. 340 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,512 Uh, not really a good time, okay? 341 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,431 There was another me at codsville. 342 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:27,809 How do you mean? 343 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:32,106 I mean, there was another me. As in, instead of just one of me, 344 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,482 there were two. 345 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,986 It happened right after that ghastly red creature started shooting. 346 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,488 I almost escaped, when "she" 347 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,825 shoved me back into the lounge. 348 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,411 What's more is, she was wearing the exact same flight suit 349 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,288 I found in Shannon's time machine. 350 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,374 - Who's Shannon? - Our mysterious time traveler. 351 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,852 It's what we're calling her now. 352 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,085 She remembered her name? 353 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,129 No. It's just what we're calling her. 354 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,922 Please, Larry, try to stay focused. 355 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,549 And if that weren't enough, 356 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,843 there's that strange creature in the afterlife 357 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:04,305 who not only seemed to know me, but to like me. 358 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:09,018 But I couldn't get any answers or even a little common courtesy out of Shannon, 359 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,396 so I am left to put the pieces together on my own. 360 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,107 But what does it all mean? 361 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,360 I mean, the two seem unrelated to me. 362 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,739 Ha! Larry... 363 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:25,409 What if I'm a world-renowned time traveler? 364 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,454 Uh, look, 365 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,706 after all the weird crap we've been through, 366 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,792 I can buy the time traveler piece. 367 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,085 But where do you get "world-renowned"? 368 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:39,340 Since I am one of two known time travelers, 369 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,759 one could extrapolate my elevated status. 370 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,177 Or maybe you're trying to find 371 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,305 some specialness inside you that isn't really there. 372 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,769 How could you say that to me? 373 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,944 I'm dying, Rita. 374 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,365 - Again? - Yeah. 375 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,533 What's happening? 376 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,786 I've been puking up blue crap all morning. 377 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,079 Since I don't eat or drink, 378 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,497 I don't think that's a good sign. 379 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,124 Oh, Larry. 380 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,752 Yeah, apparently, life without the spirit has its limits. 381 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,380 I think that's why he brought me into space, 382 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,007 so I could see it one last time. 383 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:24,635 Anyway. 384 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:30,599 I love you too much to not be honest during my last days. 385 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,939 Now, you see here, Larry trainor, I... 386 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,775 What's on your bandages? 387 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:46,976 Ugh! 388 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,035 What fresh hell is this? Oh! 389 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:54,248 You know, you... smell delicious. 390 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,710 Do you have ham in your pocket or something? 391 00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,087 Um, not that I'm aware of, no. 392 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:06,552 -[Gasps} -Uh... did, um... did you just lick me? 393 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:12,141 Oh, I... I have no idea. 394 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,192 The sisterhood of dada presents. 395 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,863 Doesn't ring a bell. 396 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,242 Well? 397 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,464 Not a flicker. 398 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,222 Larry! 399 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,099 Rita... 400 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,360 My body elephant! 401 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:33,532 I'm telling you, this is that crazy spider lady's puke or something. 402 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:34,783 It's like a curse! 403 00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:38,954 Bless you. Oh, my fuck! 404 00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:47,087 I don't feel so good. 405 00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,714 You don't look great either. 406 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,717 Jane? Jane? 407 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,938 Oh! 408 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:55,280 Oh. Everybody... 409 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:59,034 Everybody, come, I know who I am! 410 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,328 Pmanm! 411 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:03,997 And I can fly... I think. 412 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,710 Brains! 413 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,046 Brains! 414 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,515 Brains? 415 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,187 What happened to you morons this time? 416 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,816 Brains. 417 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,028 Are you the one who zombified these tits? 418 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:38,282 I don't think so. I couldn't swear to it, though. 419 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:39,605 Who's she? 420 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:52,838 Uh-huh. Okay. Um, could somebody tell me what's going on here? 421 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,257 - 'Cause I'm... - What happened to you lot? 422 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:11,148 Sure thing. I need an axe, gallon of petrol and a match. 423 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,236 Got it in one, bubba ho-tep. 424 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:27,706 Find me a VCR in this pit, and all will be explained. 425 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:33,045 Brains. 426 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,057 Is that niles caulder? 427 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,101 More or less. Shorter than you imagined, I bet. 428 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:51,813 You're funny. 429 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:57,611 Listen up, freaks. I got your dead leader's head. 430 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:01,156 If you want it back, you'll come and see me. 431 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:07,496 But don't keep me waiting or! Will make him pay for it! 432 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:17,631 Don't do it. Don't come here. Save yourselves! 433 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,342 Shut up! 434 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,303 I'll see you real soon. 435 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,689 I had niles' head first. 436 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,066 Darren stole it off me. Took my coat too. 437 00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:40,821 Calm your festering arses down. 438 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:43,282 Do you know how much arcane mystical knowledge 439 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:45,117 is swimming around in that man's noodle? 440 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,327 Better I have it than some other crazy bastard. 441 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:48,870 Oh, right. 442 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:52,207 So you pilfered it in order to protect it? 443 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,125 That's right. 444 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:57,379 Not because its inherent magical value would fetch a fine price? 445 00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,023 I'm sorry, who the fuck are you again? 446 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:02,426 Pmamm. And my name is Laura de Mille. 447 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:05,470 And that head may be the key to unlocking my memory, 448 00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:07,264 so we have to rescue it. 449 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,360 I did have a plan. 450 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,112 A bloody good one. 451 00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:25,157 But as per usual, your dumbfuckery 452 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,118 jammed a spanner up my arse and now you're zombies. 453 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:31,204 Is it too much to ask for you twats 454 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:34,041 not to fuck yourselves up so spectacularly? 455 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:35,709 Well, I may have an idea there. 456 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,837 We just need to keep this undead brood 457 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,758 from feasting on our brains till we put it into action. 458 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:47,554 Got it covered, love. 459 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,855 This was in James Dean's car the night he bit it. 460 00:30:57,397 --> 00:30:58,732 It covers the smell of brains. 461 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:01,693 And the, urn... and the hats? 462 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,321 Keep our heads warm. It's cold without my coat. 463 00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:06,740 Yeah. 464 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,842 Come on. 465 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,355 Look, you muppets. Delicious brains. 466 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,440 - Yummy, yummy. - Brains! 467 00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:42,401 Brains! 468 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,183 Look, I don't know you. 469 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,727 And I'm not sure this plan's going to work. 470 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,605 But fuck it. Here. 471 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:28,613 Be very careful with that. 472 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:30,657 - It's petrified dragon's piss. - Mmm-hmm. 473 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,420 Most people worry about the fire, but it's the piss that'll get you. 474 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:35,370 Should pop his head like a balloon. 475 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:37,205 See you on the other side. 476 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:45,672 This way, solomons grundy. 477 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,371 There you are, my beauty. 478 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,764 He kept a serial killer diary. 479 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:41,770 I thought I smelled abominations. 480 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:43,480 Brains? 481 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:50,028 I'm so glad you sons of bitches are here. 482 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,364 I got one hell of a tale to tell you. 483 00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:54,908 It's about a man who was on top of the world... 484 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,704 He had it all. A career, 485 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,831 a beautiful wife and children, 486 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,253 a home that would make Martha Stewart shit through her mouth with jealousy. 487 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,467 Shut up, freaks! 488 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:16,846 You destroyed my life, and god damn it, you will listen to me! 489 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,640 Okay, this is... this is good. 490 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,768 You've a mission and a plan, and... 491 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:23,728 And you're a bird. 492 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:26,064 So you've learned so much about yourself already, 493 00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,149 you are almost there. 494 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:32,195 You are going to, uh, fly down there 495 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:37,701 like you have surely done a thousand times before 496 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:43,331 and, uh, place this magical, disgusting doodad thing 497 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:46,001 on that psychopath's head. 498 00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:50,213 Okay. 499 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,844 Transform! 500 00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:02,976 You probably haven't thought twice about your little visit to the ant farm, 501 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:06,521 but it has haunted me every second of every day since. 502 00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:12,319 Do you have any idea what it's like to be attacked by hundreds of butts, 503 00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:15,113 who tear into every inch of your flesh, 504 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:18,450 and then later, at dinner, 505 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:20,535 at church, 506 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:24,372 at my daughter's softball game, 507 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,292 something happens. 508 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,464 And then your wife tells you she can't stand you, 509 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,758 that you're not even a man anymore. 510 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:41,139 - I'm sorry, what? - She wants to see the head. 511 00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:43,015 Oh. 512 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,653 My god, what's happened to you? 513 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,863 They're zombies, you berk. 514 00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,574 Transform! 515 00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:02,577 Trans... damn you! Damn it. Trans... 516 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,460 Fuck me, it's a dud. 517 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:16,132 I am gonna kill you all so fucking hard! 518 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:18,134 Fuck off hard. You were gonna try that anyway. 519 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,520 You know, usually when I tell that story 520 00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:30,814 right when I come to the "something happens" part, 521 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,858 somebody usually asks me what made my wife leave. 522 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,450 Come on! 523 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:45,662 Eh, fuck it. What happened? 524 00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:47,914 I'm so glad you asked. 525 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:19,154 Good shitting Christ, we're all the way through the looking glass now. 526 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:32,959 Shit! 527 00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:42,677 Oh, yeah! 528 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:44,762 Yeah! 529 00:37:46,806 --> 00:37:50,643 Yeah, there's some stuff that I really wanna do 530 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:55,565 yeah, badass people I wanna show you 531 00:37:57,442 --> 00:38:01,321 oh, wait for it here it comes 532 00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:13,208 Ignore the butts. Ignore the, um... the zombies. 533 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:15,752 Hey, yeah. 534 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,588 You're here for the head. The head. And you will get the head. 535 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,507 There is no failure, only death. 536 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:25,553 And you will not die today, sister! 537 00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:28,014 Fuck you, asshole! 538 00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:31,893 Fuck! 539 00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:20,733 Don't worry, tweety. 540 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,569 You'll get your seven minutes in heaven. 541 00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:33,079 Brains! 542 00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:34,163 - Oops. - Legit 543 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:45,341 Them? 544 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,718 - Fuck 'em. - What? 545 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:49,429 Wait, I can save them. 546 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:51,556 You bleeding heart bastard. 547 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,850 Now's as good a time as any to cut the cord. 548 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,810 Like you did with my daughter? 549 00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,690 Damn, you sentimental fool. 550 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:06,446 All right, Walt Disney, what's the plan? 551 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:11,284 Years ago, ldiscovered that zombies crave human brains 552 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:14,203 because the brain produces a rare chemical 553 00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:17,373 that can actually cure the affliction. 554 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,752 Unfortunately, the truth was bastardized by filmmakers 555 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:23,838 who believed it made for better cinema. 556 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:26,799 Thanks for the history lesson, but my head guy in Paris 557 00:40:26,883 --> 00:40:30,094 isn't taking my calls at the moment, so I have no idea on... 558 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:34,514 Huh. 559 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:39,479 You want me to feed you to that pack of morons? 560 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,482 They're my family. 561 00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:45,401 It's all I have left to give them. 562 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:51,074 Fine. Thing of it is... 563 00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:55,954 I don't think I can. 564 00:40:56,913 --> 00:41:01,834 Um, well, that's okay, I'll... I'll take care of him. 565 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,348 We've had some times, haven't we? 566 00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:17,350 The best of them. 567 00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:19,852 So long, you bearded twat. 568 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,562 Hope they choke on you. 569 00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:23,731 Goodbye, Willoughby, 570 00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:30,989 Baphomet really does love you. 571 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,909 Stop trying to smother her. 572 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,089 Mr. Caulder, 573 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:54,804 I am so sorry to ask anything of you at a time like this, 574 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,306 but I am in some need. 575 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,768 I know my name is Laura de Mille, 576 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:04,313 and that I am associated with the sisterhood of dada 577 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:08,067 and that I am a bird and an ottoman. 578 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:13,197 The only other thing that I am aware of is that I need to find you, 579 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,700 but I have no idea why. 580 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:18,077 - Do you know me? - I know you. 581 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:21,330 All too well, I'm afraid. 582 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,458 Oh, I see. 583 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:26,169 Well, I gather we weren't on friendly terms, then? 584 00:42:27,003 --> 00:42:28,546 Can you tell me why? 585 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:31,673 You heard me. 586 00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:34,260 Yes, I... I heard you. 587 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:37,889 - But why? - I'll make you a deal. 588 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,142 I have documents with information about you. 589 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,896 Give me your word that after you feed my head to my people, 590 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:46,939 you'll stay the hell away from them, 591 00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,942 and I'll tell you where the documents are. 592 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:54,030 Though I must be out of my mind to trust you. 593 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:57,075 Mmm-hmm. 594 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:02,288 You know, I do not understand why you have so much venom for me. 595 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:04,749 I'm not a bad person. 596 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:11,005 I don't feel like I'm a bad person. 597 00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:16,052 Surely that's not the kind of thing that can be erased with one's memory. 598 00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:21,891 Deeds have a way of leaving indelible marks on the soul. 599 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:23,810 Do you agree or not? 600 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,331 Brains! 601 00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:04,142 Oh, Jane. 602 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,603 My dear, dear Jane. 603 00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:38,551 It's okay. I love you, Jane. 604 00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:40,720 I want you to eat me. 605 00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:43,764 Eat me. 606 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,058 Eat me. 607 00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:49,478 Eat me. 608 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,064 Eat... 609 00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:36,275 So, are we, like, cannibals now? 610 00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:38,279 - Shut the fuck up. - Don't. 611 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:44,283 Technically, since 99.99999% of my body is metal, 612 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:47,536 I'd have to eat a buick skylark to be a cannibal. 613 00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:49,097 - Come on, man. - Stop saying that word. 614 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:50,248 Please stop talking. 615 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,979 Will someone at least tell me what it tasted like? 616 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,880 Enough already. 617 00:45:57,964 --> 00:46:00,007 I will stomp your brain like a jelly-filled balloon. 618 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:03,594 I will say this. 619 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:06,389 The one upside to being a zombie was 620 00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:09,350 the only thing I worried about was finding brains. 621 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,772 It was sort of, I don't know, peaceful. 622 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,692 Anyone feel like that? 623 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:22,363 Okay, just throwing it out there. 624 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:31,122 "Laura de Mille is a disloyal 625 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:34,792 and self-serving cancer to be excised. 626 00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:39,380 It is my strong recommendation 627 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:44,552 that she be terminated immediately." 628 00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:37,229 "Eat me." 629 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:42,943 "Eat me!" 630 00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,044 What's this? 631 00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:01,837 "Online pharmacy." 632 00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:05,758 "No prescription necessary"? 633 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,009 Fuck yeah! 634 00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:22,274 What the hell? 635 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:36,997 My god! 636 00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:47,466 God! 637 00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:53,305 Oh, shit. 638 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:29,049 So, what happened with niles? 639 00:49:29,175 --> 00:49:31,886 Did he give you the answers you were looking for? 640 00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:35,055 Will you be leaving us soon? 641 00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:38,851 Ugh, now see here, you. 642 00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:40,478 You are a guest in our home. 643 00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:43,355 And though you did help save our bacon... 644 00:49:43,856 --> 00:49:47,443 It doesn't give you the right to ignore my questions. 645 00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:50,154 We know each other. I am certain of it, and... 646 00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:58,245 Perhaps this isn't a good time. 647 00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:05,753 Oh. I just made some oatmeal cookies. 648 00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:08,214 Would you like one? 649 00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:11,842 That would be nice. 650 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:14,678 Thank you. 651 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:23,497 Brains!