1 00:00:11,583 --> 00:00:14,667 Come on, it's just a word. 2 00:00:14,708 --> 00:00:16,500 Say it, already. 3 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:17,625 Alright, you got this. 4 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:27,083 I want your hot, throbbing... 5 00:00:27,083 --> 00:00:28,500 Ugh. 6 00:00:28,542 --> 00:00:31,167 Uh-uh. No. Gross. 7 00:00:31,208 --> 00:00:32,125 And painful. 8 00:00:32,167 --> 00:00:34,500 Who would ask for hot, throbbing anything? 9 00:00:34,542 --> 00:00:36,208 Throbbing is what happens to your finger 10 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:37,792 when you slam it in the car door. 11 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:40,667 I want it now. 12 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:44,167 Your hot, throbbing... 13 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:49,833 Ok. 14 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:52,875 Give it to me. 15 00:00:52,917 --> 00:00:58,792 And by "it", I mean I want your hot, throbbing... nope! 16 00:00:58,833 --> 00:00:59,625 No! 17 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:01,625 Not at all convincing! 18 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,167 God, Luce, it's a word. 19 00:01:03,208 --> 00:01:05,250 It's a word, just say it already. 20 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:06,750 Alright. 21 00:01:11,875 --> 00:01:15,417 I want your hot, throbbing... 22 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:18,583 For the love of god! 23 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:21,375 Cock! Cock! Cock! 24 00:01:21,417 --> 00:01:22,500 Cock! Cock! 25 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:24,042 Cock! 26 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:34,500 Oh... um, my friend has this farm and there's this rooster. 27 00:01:34,542 --> 00:01:35,792 Troublemaker. 28 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:41,292 Alright. 29 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:46,083 Well, that is a... sentence that's just never gonna happen. 30 00:04:14,292 --> 00:04:16,417 Luce: Wait, what's he doing with his hand? 31 00:04:16,417 --> 00:04:18,167 That actually feels good. 32 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,083 So that was an accident. 33 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:22,125 You're so... good to me. 34 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:26,083 Hey. 35 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:26,667 Hmm? 36 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:27,542 Are we good? 37 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:28,208 Yeah. 38 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:28,750 You like that? 39 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:29,250 Ok. Good. 40 00:04:29,292 --> 00:04:32,417 Ok, sexy thoughts. 41 00:04:32,417 --> 00:04:35,833 A cabana on a hot, tropical beach. 42 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,083 I'm getting a massage, 43 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:42,417 which suddenly turns into spontaneous, unbridled sex. 44 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:43,750 With Steve Carell. 45 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:46,750 Only like in his newer movies, with silver hair. 46 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:48,083 Yes! 47 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:48,667 Yes! 48 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:49,583 I'm coming! 49 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:50,750 Yes! 50 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:52,167 Wheat-free waffles! 51 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:54,167 Shit, did I just say that out loud? 52 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:55,583 Huh? 53 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:56,750 Sorry. 54 00:04:56,792 --> 00:04:57,667 Just a second. 55 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:00,708 That was what I forgot at the store. 56 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:02,583 I couldn't remember all day. 57 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:05,667 No, no, no, no. 58 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:06,333 It's good. 59 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:08,792 My mind is completely free. 60 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:10,750 I'm ready now. 61 00:05:13,542 --> 00:05:16,750 Yeah... I don't think you are. 62 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:29,333 We should get a ceiling fan. 63 00:05:30,583 --> 00:05:32,125 Hey, what're you doing? 64 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,625 No- don't mess up my lists. 65 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:35,583 Why? 66 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:37,250 It's not like you ever finish any of them. 67 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:38,083 That is not true. 68 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:39,458 Just because you're angry, don't- 69 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:40,250 Ok, look. 70 00:05:40,292 --> 00:05:42,208 Most women, during sex, you know, 71 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:44,375 they say things like... 72 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:47,083 I don't- like, "yes, yes, give it to me good". 73 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:50,417 Who says that? 74 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:51,250 People. 75 00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:52,792 People who you know? 76 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:54,708 You honestly want me to yell out, 77 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,667 "Yes, yes, give it to me good"? 78 00:05:56,708 --> 00:06:00,083 Well, it would be better than "wheat-free waffles". 79 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:03,167 Why don't you just admit that you're not into sex? 80 00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:05,625 I'm so not not into sex. 81 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:07,750 You didn't even take off your pyjamas! 82 00:06:07,792 --> 00:06:10,083 Yeah, well, they're comfortable! 83 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:11,500 What're you doing? 84 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:12,792 You gotta be kidding me. 85 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:15,750 I have work to do. 86 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:16,458 I'm on a deadline. 87 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,750 You work in the garage, alright? 88 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:21,250 Testing video games! 89 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:26,167 Don't judge me. 90 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:33,250 Sorry, Mr. Bach. 91 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:39,042 I need something with a little more spirit. 92 00:06:43,625 --> 00:06:45,083 Great. 93 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:47,417 Where is my cord? 94 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:14,542 Oh my god, he's a regular. 95 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:21,333 Don't stop! 96 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:27,667 Oh my- oh my... that is a lot of vagina. 97 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:30,667 Yes, yes, give it to me good! 98 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:34,583 Oh my god, did she really just say that? 99 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:38,083 Thank you, sweetie. 100 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,208 I thought you were evolved. 101 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:43,125 We met at a film festival, for god's sake! 102 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:44,250 What're you talking about? 103 00:07:44,292 --> 00:07:48,083 What I'm talking about is that. 104 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:50,583 What is that? 105 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:52,208 I don't know, a girl? 106 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:53,083 No. 107 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:54,083 I'm a girl. 108 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,500 That is a vixen. 109 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:57,125 Whatever. 110 00:07:57,167 --> 00:07:58,292 Excuse me? 111 00:07:58,333 --> 00:07:59,667 What, I'm not enough? 112 00:07:59,708 --> 00:08:00,667 Look, ok, yeah. 113 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:03,750 I'm sorry you're upset, but you kinda have this, 114 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:08,167 like, irrational fear of intimacy or anything 115 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:09,792 that can't be put on a list. 116 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:12,208 You are talking sensuality to me as you are sitting there 117 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:14,500 hacking heads off? 118 00:08:14,542 --> 00:08:15,583 Oh, is this funny to you? 119 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,208 Really? 120 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,542 Since when are you a porn person? 121 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:27,458 Well, I'm a guy, so since always. 122 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:31,750 Oh, see, that's bullshit. 123 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:33,750 I just got killed by crossfire again. 124 00:08:33,792 --> 00:08:35,625 How are you being so nonchalant about this? 125 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:36,583 In this day in age, 126 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,250 when women are finally standing up to men 127 00:08:38,292 --> 00:08:40,125 who use sex as a tool of oppression, you're- 128 00:08:40,167 --> 00:08:42,500 Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! 129 00:08:42,542 --> 00:08:44,792 I'm not oppressing anyone, ok? 130 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:48,625 They put it out there, guys pay for it, and girls, 131 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:50,583 everyone's happy. 132 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:53,583 Have... have you ever watched a porn film? 133 00:08:53,625 --> 00:08:55,250 I think I just saw plenty, 134 00:08:55,292 --> 00:08:57,583 and I hardly think that the word film applies, 135 00:08:57,625 --> 00:09:00,542 not when it degrades the entire female species. 136 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,125 Yeah, see, I don't think so. 137 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,208 I think it's just a business. 138 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,250 Oh. 139 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,333 Oh, ok. I see. 140 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:10,125 So it's just a collection of highly-skilled workers 141 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:11,500 providing a service. 142 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:12,583 Yeah, exactly. 143 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:16,625 And the best are banking millions and the rest are 144 00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:22,625 compensated really well for their... artistry. 145 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:24,083 Artistry? 146 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:25,500 Yeah. 147 00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:27,125 Mmmhmm. Yeah. Yes. 148 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,458 It's uh, it's kinda like you with your violin. 149 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:30,417 Right? 150 00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:31,583 Is it so hard for you to understand that, 151 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:36,083 you know, this is how some people express themselves? 152 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:38,500 What I can't believe is that you are attempting 153 00:09:38,542 --> 00:09:43,458 to draw a parallel between what I do and this. 154 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,667 That's because you're pornophobic. 155 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:47,167 That's not even a word. 156 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:49,083 You know, how uptight you are, 157 00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:51,667 it's kinda like your whole life problem. 158 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,458 No, even words are too much for you. 159 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:54,083 We're done. 160 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:55,667 Wait, no, we're not done. 161 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:56,583 Lucy. 162 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:57,417 Come here. 163 00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:58,375 Ow, Jesus. Come on. 164 00:09:58,417 --> 00:09:59,083 Ugh. 165 00:09:59,125 --> 00:09:59,625 Lucy, come back. 166 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:00,583 Hey! Wait! 167 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:03,208 Just try saying something racy. 168 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,000 Like what? 169 00:10:04,042 --> 00:10:06,667 Like, I don't know, like... use 170 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:09,708 "hot, throbbing cock" convincingly in a sentence. 171 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,292 Why would anyone do that? 172 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,250 And by the way, since when do we spy on each other? 173 00:10:13,292 --> 00:10:14,125 I mean, spying? 174 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:14,667 That's not cool. 175 00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:16,500 I wasn't spying! 176 00:10:16,542 --> 00:10:18,458 And I don't know who you are anymore. 177 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,167 Yeah, well I don't know you worse! 178 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:25,375 Well, I'm not gonna compete with all of that. 179 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:28,125 So... so you need to decide. 180 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:30,500 It's me or the porn! 181 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:34,250 Really? 182 00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:36,583 That's what you consider an essential item? 183 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:38,750 He's autographed. 184 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,292 Come on, bud. 185 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,500 Don't- don't crease and don't break. 186 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:46,083 Alright, it's just you and me now. 187 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,125 I hope you get that stick out of your ass! 188 00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:01,250 Why? 189 00:11:01,292 --> 00:11:03,458 So you can use it on yourself?! 190 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:09,167 Hi, Mr. Glassell. 191 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:10,417 Good morning. 192 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,375 It was. 193 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:19,250 Where are you? 194 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:19,750 You're late. 195 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:20,750 You're never late. 196 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:21,583 I'm worried. 197 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,417 Should I be worried? 198 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:32,333 I'm coming. 199 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:33,458 Sorry. 200 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,458 Ok, so sorry. 201 00:11:39,292 --> 00:11:40,500 Where have you been? 202 00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:42,083 The bride's about to start trotting up. 203 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:43,292 Sorry. 204 00:11:44,417 --> 00:11:45,167 A bride on a horse. 205 00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:46,375 What could go wrong? 206 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,417 Play. 207 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,250 Hello there, Mr. Best Man. 208 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:20,333 Oh, no, that's actually my friend Grant. 209 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,292 I think he's just a groomsman. 210 00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:27,292 Matrimony. 211 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:31,292 The commemoration of an unshakable bond. 212 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:35,625 Oh, dear me. 213 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:38,375 Oh my- oh my god. 214 00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:39,500 Yeah, no, this wedding is awesome. 215 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:40,583 That could not have been the plan. 216 00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:43,833 Oh gosh. 217 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,583 Is that horse poo? 218 00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,042 God, it smells. 219 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,625 Pretend it's not there. 220 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:55,667 Oh, she's gonna remember this day, isn't she? 221 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,542 You wanted the horse, ok? 222 00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:00,083 Well, if she cancels she still has to pay us, right? 223 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,750 Yes, especially because it was Grant who referred us 224 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,042 for the job. 225 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,458 I just- I'm sorry, I can't get over how he is so good-looking 226 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,208 and you never told me about him. 227 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,500 You don't date actual adults. 228 00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:09,458 Kale? 229 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,667 He's an adult. 230 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,667 He picks you up on a skateboard. 231 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,542 It's ok, everyone. 232 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:14,583 I'm ok. 233 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,417 Why are you giving my dude such a hard 234 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:17,333 time when this one over here, 235 00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:20,250 she's sleeping on Captain America sheets. 236 00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:22,208 Lucy, are you alright? 237 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:22,750 Are you crying? 238 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:23,667 I was just kidding. 239 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:26,583 Yeah, it was just a joke about the sheets. 240 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,375 Jeff left me. 241 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,625 He moved out. 242 00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:33,333 Are you ok? 243 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,292 I'm so sorry, Luce, that's terrible. 244 00:13:43,292 --> 00:13:44,667 Ok, now. 245 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:45,625 Where were we? 246 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,292 We're going to get married now. 247 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,125 Yeah. 248 00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,625 I don't know, it's all such a blur. 249 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:00,500 Actually, no. 250 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,250 It started while we were having sex, and- 251 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:03,833 Ok. 252 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,417 Is that why you guys fought? 253 00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:09,417 I remembered an item off of my grocery list, so- 254 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:11,083 Oh, honey. 255 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,250 How do you expect to survive marriage week after week, 256 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,417 year after year? 257 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:19,500 Sex with the same person in the same order for 27 years. 258 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:21,625 Well, until you find yourself one day dressing up for the guy 259 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,625 who sprays for bugs. 260 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,500 Well, how do you expect to survive all that 261 00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:26,708 if you can't focus now? 262 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:31,417 I might have focus issues but he is into porn, alright? 263 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:32,417 It's disgusting! 264 00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:35,292 It was all over his computer, he is totally- 265 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,583 A man? 266 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,333 All men look at dirty pictures, married or not. 267 00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,333 It's- it's how they maintain their vigour. 268 00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:42,167 Right, Paul? 269 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,250 Well, it's- 270 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,375 When men start declining sexually by the age of 18. 271 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,375 Once they hit 30 it's a ski slope. 272 00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:49,083 I beg your pardon. 273 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,500 Except for Paul. 274 00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:52,208 Who is, I'm sure, a sexual wonder. 275 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,083 Didn't your girlfriend leave you for a woman, though? 276 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:54,917 Ok, easy. 277 00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:56,542 Wait, does this mean you have porn? 278 00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:57,083 Hmm? 279 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,375 And go to strip clubs? 280 00:14:58,417 --> 00:14:59,375 No, I do not go to strip clubs. 281 00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:00,375 Ever? 282 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:01,625 I have, but it's not like I do. 283 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,250 Do you use the internet? 284 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:03,792 Define "use". 285 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:04,625 What about prostitutes? 286 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:05,708 No, not the ones who do it for crack. 287 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,250 I mean like the ones you go to that thing in Vegas 288 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,250 that I've seen on HBO. 289 00:15:09,292 --> 00:15:10,208 Do you know what? I'm out. 290 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,083 I knew it. 291 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,250 Hello. 292 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,625 Ask me about sex. 293 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,250 I'm right here. 294 00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:16,208 No. 295 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,542 Your enthusiasm is really un-relatable. 296 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,417 Oh, come on. 297 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,333 I got this whole library of cliterature. 298 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,083 You can just- 299 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,292 What? 300 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,083 Books you diddle to, babe. 301 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,000 Please, girl. 302 00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:28,250 Tell me that you masturbate, at least. 303 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,250 No. 304 00:15:30,292 --> 00:15:32,083 This is not about me, alright? 305 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:33,583 This is about my boyfriend leaving 306 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:36,750 because I think being a pervert is really inappropriate. 307 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:43,125 I also have blindfolds, handcuffs, vibrators... 308 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:46,292 Priscilla has them, too! 309 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,375 Oh, the buzz buzz, not the rest of it. 310 00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:49,292 You do? 311 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,292 It's called a personal massager. 312 00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:51,625 I got it at Brookestone. 313 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,458 Really? 314 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,458 Oh. 315 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:58,250 Well... but you have Stanley. 316 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,583 Vibrators are necessary, my dear. 317 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,500 Because life is short 318 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:05,750 and explaining things to men is long. 319 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,708 Sex to do list. 320 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:32,208 Number one. Watch 25 porn films. 321 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:35,542 Number two. Go to a sex store. 322 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,417 Number three. Read cliterature. 323 00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,625 Number four. Visit strip club. 324 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,250 Number five. Sex toy party. 325 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,792 Number six. Sex seminar. 326 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,333 Number seven. Test vibrators. 327 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:47,583 Number eight. Internet porn, view some. 328 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,750 Number nine. Consult a sex expert. 329 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,542 Number 10. Brothel, visit. 330 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,083 Number 11. Meet a porn star. 331 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,333 Number 12... 332 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:59,250 Use "hot, throbbing cock" convincingly in a sentence. 333 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,583 There. 334 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:05,167 And I can even check the last one off right now. 335 00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:13,750 For the love of god, cock! 336 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,250 Cock! Cock! Cock! 337 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,667 Cock! 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It means unity in that they're now one. 388 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,375 And yet they're two. 389 00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:35,083 So, really it's about being strong enough 390 00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:39,417 to make one one out of two ones. 391 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,625 And yet still be two. 392 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:42,458 Yeah. 393 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,292 Makes sense. 394 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,333 Totally get it. 395 00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:47,250 You do? 396 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:48,500 Yeah. 397 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:51,750 It's... like a building. 398 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,583 It's only as strong as its weakest pillar. 399 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,583 Yeah, but is that true? 400 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:58,167 Because it seems to me that if you have enough pillars, 401 00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,083 like say you're the Acropolis, 402 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:03,667 I think you could get away with one crappy pillar. 403 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:04,750 Sure. 404 00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:10,375 Except for earthquakes, hurricanes, strong winds... 405 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,208 Aliens. 406 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,083 Well, we can't do much about that. 407 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,083 But you make a good point. 408 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,292 One in which I happen to believe in. 409 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,792 Uh... what- what point is that? 410 00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:24,083 Well, you can't be useful in a two 411 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:27,083 until you figure yourself out as a one. 412 00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:29,583 Hmm. 413 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,083 Cocktail? 414 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,750 Oh, I'm fine, thanks. 415 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,083 Well, here's to me. 416 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,458 That was brilliant. 417 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,375 But you're right. 418 00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:38,750 No time for cocktails. 419 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:46,417 The two ones must waltz so this one one must play. 420 00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:47,542 Ok. 421 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,083 Alrighty. 422 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,333 Hey. 423 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,417 Don't you need this? 424 00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:00,500 Or you chant the waltz, too? 425 00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:02,333 Sometimes. 426 00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,083 I'm not pornophobic. 427 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:23,833 All men look at dirty pictures. 428 00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:27,083 Oh, Jeff. 429 00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,417 Yes, yes, give it to me good. 430 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,750 You're pornophobic. 431 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,375 I cannot drink her blood, she's pornophobic. 432 00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:36,583 Am I not enough? 433 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:39,417 Looks like she's suffering from stage four pornophobia. 434 00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,750 Say something racy. 435 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,250 It's a word. 436 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,583 Just say it already. 437 00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:45,833 Pornophobic. 438 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:46,833 Jeff left me. 439 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,583 Pornophobic. 440 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:51,750 Today we gather here to remember Lucy Neal, 441 00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:56,083 who died alone from pornophobia. 442 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:59,458 She died in the house she inherited from her grandmother 443 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:03,667 that she was only able to fill with unfinished lists, 444 00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:04,750 not love. 445 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:06,708 You're pornophobic! 446 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:26,625 Ok. 447 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:35,208 Sexpressions of Lust? 448 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:36,625 Please. 449 00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:45,292 Madame Mischief's Boudoir Secrets. 450 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:47,375 Maybe it's a historical fiction? 451 00:22:47,417 --> 00:22:49,583 And who doesn't like secrets? 452 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,750 Better get one more for back-up. 453 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:56,417 Bad Sally. 454 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,292 That can't be right. 455 00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:33,417 Oh god. 456 00:23:50,792 --> 00:23:52,583 Faylene springs from the house 457 00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:55,250 as Michele passionately gives chase. 458 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:57,417 Running for her life, Michele grabs Faylene's wrist 459 00:23:57,417 --> 00:24:02,667 and twirls her until he backs her into an erect pillar. 460 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,583 He could almost taste her ruby lips 461 00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:09,625 but Faylene thrusts her knee into Michele, spins him around. 462 00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:10,667 Seizing the moment, 463 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:12,292 Faylene pulls out a hidden pistol sheathed 464 00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:15,542 on her thigh and pulls it up to his chin. 465 00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:19,208 And then stops. 466 00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:28,625 Michele takes one strong finger 467 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,583 and slowly drags the pistol downwards. 468 00:24:30,625 --> 00:24:32,583 Faylene watches in wonder as the cold steel surrenders 469 00:24:32,583 --> 00:24:35,042 to its final destination. 470 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,042 Michele's manhood. 471 00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:42,250 Michele walks his finger across the barrel and cocks the gun. 472 00:24:42,292 --> 00:24:45,625 Faylene knows what she wants and she decides to take it. 473 00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:01,083 Whew. 474 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,583 Salt shaker is done. 475 00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:16,583 I can check that off my list. 476 00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:29,542 Hello. 477 00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:33,667 We have chocolate, mimosas, tissues, sympathy. 478 00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:35,250 Wait, why do you look so good? 479 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,500 Where did you get those jeans? 480 00:25:36,542 --> 00:25:37,125 No reason. 481 00:25:37,167 --> 00:25:37,792 Nowhere. 482 00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:39,708 And pity's not why I called. 483 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,458 I told you we need When Harry Met Sally. 484 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,333 Mmmhmm. 485 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,583 You do chocolates, I'm on cocktails. 486 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:44,625 No, really. 487 00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:46,125 I'm fine. 488 00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:47,083 I am. 489 00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:48,625 For, I have renewed life purpose in the form 490 00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:51,375 of a research project with which I need your help. 491 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:53,250 She said research. 492 00:25:53,292 --> 00:25:54,625 She called me for research. 493 00:25:54,667 --> 00:25:55,417 You're losing it. 494 00:25:57,458 --> 00:26:00,625 We're doing number two and the train is leaving in one minute. 495 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:06,250 Guys, do you think I'm gonna need this? 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516 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:36,458 Sorry, just um... looking for... 517 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:39,708 for a Mother's Day gift. 518 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:40,833 Oh. 519 00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:42,750 You know, I was wondering what a nice girl like you 520 00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:44,542 was doing in a place like this. 521 00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:47,167 I could ask you the same thing. 522 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:48,625 Go ahead. 523 00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:54,750 What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? 524 00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:56,375 Oh... 525 00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:00,417 Oh! 526 00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:01,333 Busy day you got there. 527 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,167 Oh- 528 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:03,208 Uh, it's amazing you have the time 529 00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:07,708 with all the violin playing and the chanting. 530 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,125 Of course you remember me. 531 00:28:09,167 --> 00:28:11,125 It's not every day I run into a beautiful girl 532 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:14,417 with such a propensity for crouching. 533 00:28:15,292 --> 00:28:18,542 Did he actually just use the word "propensity"? 534 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:22,458 Oh hey. 535 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:24,750 Adopted this puppy. 536 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:27,417 And breakfast is ready. 537 00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:30,500 And the dishes are done. 538 00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:34,333 Hey, you're the best man from the wedding 539 00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:35,667 with the pooping horse? 540 00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:38,250 Oh, yeah, I was just a groomsman. 541 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:40,208 Oh, well, I'm Nessa. 542 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:41,667 I was a part of the quartet. 543 00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:43,500 Oh, yeah. You guys were great. 544 00:28:43,542 --> 00:28:45,167 Thank you. 545 00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:46,792 I play the cello. 546 00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:47,833 Um, yeah. 547 00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:50,333 It's, you know, the big one between your legs? 548 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:53,250 Lucy over here, she plays the violin. 549 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:55,458 So it's Lucy, is it? 550 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,667 So fancy meeting you here. 551 00:28:57,708 --> 00:29:00,167 What're you doing? 552 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:02,292 Oh yeah, um, good question. 553 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:04,083 I'm looking for a Mother's Day gift. 554 00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:06,083 Oh, really? 555 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,417 Me too. 556 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:11,167 I mean, I would never be here for myself. 557 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:13,792 Or would I? 558 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,083 Nessa. 559 00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:18,083 Uh, I'm actually an architect. 560 00:29:18,125 --> 00:29:19,375 Paul Goodwin works at my firm. 561 00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:20,583 Right. 562 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:24,458 Yeah, I vaguely remember him mentioning something like that. 563 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,375 I'm ah, working on a job upstairs 564 00:29:26,417 --> 00:29:27,667 to reconfigure the office space. 565 00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:28,917 Oh. 566 00:29:28,917 --> 00:29:30,667 Not nearly as interesting as what's going on on that list. 567 00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:31,500 Oh, no. 568 00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:35,417 This is purely a research project. 569 00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:36,250 Yeah, honestly I can't help it. 570 00:29:36,292 --> 00:29:41,250 I went to Harvard so I'm research-y. 571 00:29:41,292 --> 00:29:42,292 Actually, that's where I met Paul. 572 00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:43,417 Really? 573 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:46,375 You're using the H-bomb on the best man? 574 00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:47,167 I just can't. 575 00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:48,167 I'm gonna go talk to Priscilla. 576 00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:50,375 And wha the hell is up with your lips, girl? 577 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,458 I'm Grant. 578 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:57,083 Who works here? 579 00:29:57,583 --> 00:29:59,250 Did I hear you say you work here? 580 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,667 Why, yes he does. 581 00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:06,417 So does she. 582 00:30:06,417 --> 00:30:08,792 I just wanna find out if this works. 583 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:13,375 Actually, sir, I am very familiar with this product. 584 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:15,292 It's one of my favourites. 585 00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:18,208 In fact, I've got it on right now. 586 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:20,333 What do you mean, you're wearing it now? 587 00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:21,750 On what? 588 00:30:21,792 --> 00:30:23,417 On my lips. 589 00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:24,667 You put it on your lips? 590 00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:29,542 Uh, Luce, I don't think you put erection cream on your lips. 591 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:31,417 Oh my god. 592 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:34,250 Oh. 593 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,292 Excuse me? 594 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:38,500 Do these come in extra large? 595 00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:46,125 Got you some ice from the cafe. 596 00:30:46,167 --> 00:30:47,458 Thanks. 597 00:30:49,417 --> 00:30:55,250 Yeah, I thought your lips looked a little... 598 00:30:55,292 --> 00:30:57,375 You got a chant for this sort of thing? 599 00:30:58,542 --> 00:30:59,750 Woah. 600 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:04,458 Can I have your number? 601 00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:06,375 You want my number? 602 00:31:06,417 --> 00:31:07,708 Yeah. 603 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:10,792 Wait, really? 604 00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:13,375 I have a gig you might be interested in playing. 605 00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:15,583 That's awesome. 606 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:19,208 I'll um, I'll wait out here. 607 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:24,792 Bye. 608 00:31:43,417 --> 00:31:46,417 So his dad co-chairs this annual insurance commissioner's dinner 609 00:31:46,417 --> 00:31:48,333 and he wants you and me to walk around 610 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:50,250 and do the wandering minstrel thing. 611 00:31:50,292 --> 00:31:51,667 First the wedding and now this? 612 00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:53,167 Is he your new booking agent? 613 00:31:53,208 --> 00:31:55,125 Excuse me, why not all of us? 614 00:31:55,167 --> 00:31:58,125 Uh, I don't know, but you did make it a point to tell him 615 00:31:58,167 --> 00:31:59,833 that your legs are pretty occupied while you play. 616 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:01,667 Will he be there? 617 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:03,083 He didn't say. 618 00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:06,167 So, with the exception of the H-bomb incident, 619 00:32:06,208 --> 00:32:08,167 and putting erection cream on your lips, 620 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:09,750 I'd say this was very successful. 621 00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:12,292 You had a nice conversation with a handsome man, 622 00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:16,833 we got a gig out of nowhere, and you got Burt. 623 00:33:08,292 --> 00:33:09,583 Hmm. 624 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:18,750 You know, after one week of being broken up with Jeff 625 00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:24,083 after four years of dating and I cannot believe how great I feel. 626 00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:27,417 Well, what I can't believe is that we're actually doing this. 627 00:33:27,417 --> 00:33:30,417 Alright, Jersey, how we doin'? 628 00:33:30,417 --> 00:33:32,542 All six of you. 629 00:33:32,583 --> 00:33:33,708 Alright, first thing's first. 630 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:34,667 I'm gonna go grab us some drinks. 631 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:38,083 Alright, now for the sexiest identical twins 632 00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:40,250 with the hottest dance moves. 633 00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:43,250 Everybody give it up for Cherry and 634 00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:47,333 Dallas! 635 00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,708 Hey Wes, can I trouble you for two beers, mate? 636 00:33:53,750 --> 00:33:54,750 Pretend like you don't know me. 637 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:56,167 Brilliant. 638 00:33:57,250 --> 00:33:58,500 Did he say Cherry and Dallas? 639 00:33:58,542 --> 00:34:01,083 You know, this is not what I expected. 640 00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:01,542 Shh. 641 00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:02,417 Why? 642 00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:03,750 Are you afraid I'm gonna wake them up? 643 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:04,750 Oh, come on. 644 00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:06,750 They're performers and you're talking over them. 645 00:34:06,792 --> 00:34:08,083 Don't be rude. 646 00:34:08,083 --> 00:34:09,125 It's disrespectful. 647 00:34:09,167 --> 00:34:09,750 I'm just saying. 648 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:10,417 Hi, Cynthia. 649 00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,583 Loving the hair. 650 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:12,667 How are you doing tonight? 651 00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:13,417 Hi. 652 00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:14,125 Thank you. 653 00:34:14,167 --> 00:34:15,333 Oh, it's a little cold in here. 654 00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:16,042 Can I- 655 00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:16,750 Actually, we're totally fine. 656 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,083 Why don't you keep the change? 657 00:34:18,125 --> 00:34:18,792 You know what? 658 00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:19,792 Throw that in for good measure. 659 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:21,250 Don't embarrass me. 660 00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:23,417 Embarrassment's the least of your problems. 661 00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:25,083 Ok, I need to level with you. 662 00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:26,375 It's not cold in here. 663 00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:27,417 It's optimal. 664 00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:29,167 Get with the program. 665 00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:32,125 Where are you going? 666 00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:33,625 Getting with the program. 667 00:34:33,667 --> 00:34:34,667 Don't do that! 668 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:36,333 Lucy, come back, please. 669 00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:38,208 Hi. 670 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:39,625 Your wife didn't send me here to spy on you, 671 00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:40,833 I promise. 672 00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:42,167 Don't worry. 673 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:53,042 I wonder how these girls stay in such good shape. 674 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,083 Quick question for you. 675 00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:59,458 Do you do pilates or... oh, wow. 676 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:04,250 Oh, nice, Luce. 677 00:35:04,292 --> 00:35:06,042 Thank you so much. 678 00:35:16,792 --> 00:35:18,083 Wait a second. 679 00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:22,750 She is totally thinking about her shopping list. 680 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:24,125 Ha! 681 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:28,250 Woo! 682 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,208 Oh. 683 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:01,750 Ok. 684 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:13,375 I'm just gonna see what- 685 00:36:13,417 --> 00:36:14,292 She's trying to take my money! 686 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:16,292 No, I can't make change? 687 00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,250 No, you did not. 688 00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:19,583 What were you thinking? 689 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,792 As pleasing as her vagina thrusts were, 690 00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:24,083 it just- it was not a $20 kind of happy. 691 00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:26,417 Welcome to the Pleasure Palace Party. 692 00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:29,208 We got the dildos, we got the vibrators, 693 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:32,583 so look around, don't be shy. 694 00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:35,125 If you wanna get to the top of the mountain 695 00:36:35,167 --> 00:36:36,750 you gotta go equipped. 696 00:36:36,792 --> 00:36:38,083 Oh. 697 00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:42,375 I did learn one very important thing at the strip club. 698 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:44,292 If naked enough it doesn't matter 699 00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:45,750 if you can actually dance. 700 00:36:45,792 --> 00:36:48,083 Oh, I know what these are. 701 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:49,750 People use these for meditating. 702 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,750 No, those are Ben-Wa balls. 703 00:36:52,792 --> 00:36:54,417 50 Shades? 704 00:36:54,417 --> 00:36:55,417 Book two? 705 00:36:55,417 --> 00:36:57,083 Ben who? 706 00:36:57,583 --> 00:37:00,333 You take two of those, you stick 'em up your lady, 707 00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:04,083 and just hold them for a couple of hours, ok? 708 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:06,250 Wait, what? 709 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:06,958 Oh my god. 710 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,750 Those are for Kegel exercises. 711 00:37:08,792 --> 00:37:11,083 You could do 'em in the car. 712 00:37:11,542 --> 00:37:13,750 Shit, I'm doing them right now. 713 00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:16,750 Experience intense natural pleasure as each weighted ball 714 00:37:16,792 --> 00:37:18,583 rolls and moves with you to give you 715 00:37:18,583 --> 00:37:22,292 a mind-blowing internal massage. 716 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:27,750 Now, you're gonna sculpt a banana into a penis 717 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:29,708 with your teeth. 718 00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:34,125 Catch that! 719 00:37:34,167 --> 00:37:36,250 Oh yeah, get that banana. 720 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:39,250 Well, I'll never look at a banana the same way again. 721 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,250 And neither will Paul. 722 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,750 Sex toy party. 723 00:37:42,792 --> 00:37:43,750 Check. 724 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:05,750 Wait, why'd you stop? 725 00:38:05,792 --> 00:38:08,417 Uh, nothing. 726 00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:09,500 Nothing. 727 00:38:09,542 --> 00:38:12,750 I think I just... I really need to go to the bathroom. 728 00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:13,667 Oh my, well go! 729 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,542 It's right down there. 730 00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:20,750 I don't think I can make it that far. 731 00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:21,750 Oh god. 732 00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:22,625 It's gonna come out. 733 00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:23,500 What is? 734 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:29,125 Not a word. 735 00:38:29,417 --> 00:38:30,667 Not a word. 736 00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:33,125 Uh-uh. 737 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,333 Ok. 738 00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:36,083 Oh. 739 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:36,750 Oh! 740 00:38:36,792 --> 00:38:38,125 I don't think I can bend over. 741 00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:39,333 Because there's a second one? 742 00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:39,750 Three. 743 00:38:39,792 --> 00:38:40,750 Oh! 744 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:41,500 There are three more. 745 00:38:41,542 --> 00:38:43,708 I bought two boxes. 746 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,583 I see. 747 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:46,583 For Kegels. 748 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,125 Say no more. 749 00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:51,958 I need you to pick it up. 750 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,125 You know, I didn't think there were limits to our friendship. 751 00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:55,417 I realize it's just not true. 752 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:56,708 Oh, this is not funny. 753 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:57,583 It's not funny, ok? 754 00:38:57,583 --> 00:39:00,250 I only wore these to a work function 755 00:39:00,292 --> 00:39:02,458 because I knew we would be standing for three hours 756 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:05,625 and, you know, I wanted to tone. 757 00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:08,750 Stop! 758 00:39:08,792 --> 00:39:09,792 Stop, ok? 759 00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:11,792 If you make me laugh another ball will pop out. 760 00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:13,542 Oh god, I'm so... 761 00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:14,667 I need help here. Please. 762 00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:16,250 Ok, ok. Let's go. 763 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:20,542 What was that? 764 00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:21,750 I don't know. 765 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:24,458 When I walk my legs just sort of rub together 766 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,750 and I'm already so, so- 767 00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:27,458 oh my god, I might- 768 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:28,083 Hallelujah? 769 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:28,833 Yeah. 770 00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:31,083 Ok, we're gonna have to risk it. 771 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,625 Lucy, if you do this while holding my hand 772 00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:34,250 this friendship will never be the same. 773 00:39:34,292 --> 00:39:36,083 Ladies, you look like you're having a good night. 774 00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,625 Some of us more than others. 775 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:38,625 Hi. 776 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:39,667 What're you doing here? 777 00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:41,083 Oh, seeing my dad. 778 00:39:41,125 --> 00:39:43,292 He's on the board with the trust. 779 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,125 It's irrelevant. 780 00:39:45,167 --> 00:39:46,167 Now I'm seeing you. 781 00:39:46,208 --> 00:39:47,667 Have you met Priscilla? 782 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:48,583 No, how are you? 783 00:39:48,583 --> 00:39:49,583 The leader of our quartet. 784 00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:52,583 My dear friend, who always comes to my rescue. 785 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:54,333 Oh, you need a lot of that? 786 00:39:54,375 --> 00:39:56,292 No, not at all, but even still, 787 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,750 she's just always waiting for the other ball to drop. 788 00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:01,042 I mean shoe. 789 00:40:02,792 --> 00:40:04,292 Is it hot in here? 790 00:40:04,333 --> 00:40:05,250 Yeah, it is. 791 00:40:05,292 --> 00:40:06,458 Hmm. 792 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:09,750 Um, I see someone that I... 793 00:40:09,792 --> 00:40:11,208 I don't see anyone. 794 00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:13,417 I'm just getting out of the way. 795 00:40:16,125 --> 00:40:17,250 Are you tired? 796 00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:18,083 Am I tired? 797 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,708 Yeah, you seem a bit out of breath. 798 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:20,708 Mmm-mmm. 799 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:21,708 Mmm-mmm. 800 00:40:21,750 --> 00:40:24,750 No, I just sort of get that way when I play. 801 00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:25,833 Oh, I get it. 802 00:40:25,875 --> 00:40:27,750 You're amazing. 803 00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:30,542 Sweet Jesus. 804 00:40:30,792 --> 00:40:32,167 Oh, what was that? 805 00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:32,708 Hmm? 806 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:33,833 That. 807 00:40:33,875 --> 00:40:37,750 No, my back just gets that way when I stand and play. 808 00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:39,042 Alright. 809 00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:42,292 Are you cold? 810 00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:43,083 Mmmhmm. 811 00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:43,708 Yeah. 812 00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:44,750 Oh, let's get you moving. 813 00:40:44,792 --> 00:40:45,583 Oh. 814 00:40:45,583 --> 00:40:46,667 Come on. 815 00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:53,125 Ah. 816 00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:54,583 You ok? 817 00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:55,667 Yeah. 818 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,208 Yeah. 819 00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:58,750 Just warming up a little. 820 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,458 If I didn't know better, 821 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,833 your lips look beautifully deflated this evening. 822 00:41:08,292 --> 00:41:10,625 Women don't usually find me funny. 823 00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:13,375 It's my pleasure. 824 00:41:13,625 --> 00:41:14,625 Truly. 825 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:16,292 Oh. 826 00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:18,417 Oh. 827 00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:21,083 Oh, what was that? 828 00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:21,750 What was what? 829 00:41:21,792 --> 00:41:23,083 Something just hit my foot. 830 00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:23,750 Is that a bird? 831 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:24,750 There's a bird? 832 00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:27,667 Nope. Nope. 833 00:41:27,708 --> 00:41:28,792 Sorry, my mistake. 834 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:29,542 Weird. 835 00:41:29,583 --> 00:41:30,583 Anyway. 836 00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:31,500 Hmm? 837 00:41:31,542 --> 00:41:32,500 I was thinking... 838 00:41:32,542 --> 00:41:33,083 Yeah? 839 00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:34,083 If you're not too busy- 840 00:41:34,083 --> 00:41:34,625 Never. 841 00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:35,417 Or too hot. 842 00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:36,083 Would you like to- 843 00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:36,750 Yes. 844 00:41:36,792 --> 00:41:37,542 Have dinner with me? 845 00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:38,833 Dear god, yes! 846 00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:51,458 So you call me up out of the blue to ask me 847 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:52,458 how good you were in bed? 848 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:53,250 Mmmhmm. 849 00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:54,250 Out of a percentage out of 100. 850 00:41:54,292 --> 00:41:58,417 But if you must, I will accept a letter grade. 851 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,583 Did you meet someone? 852 00:42:02,625 --> 00:42:03,458 What? 853 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:04,417 No. 854 00:42:04,667 --> 00:42:05,458 No. 855 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,250 I was just wondering- 856 00:42:06,292 --> 00:42:07,583 You did. 857 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:10,667 You're seeing someone. 858 00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:11,792 Yeah, I am. 859 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:12,583 I'm sorry. 860 00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:13,583 It's very new- 861 00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:14,250 No, no. 862 00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:15,750 It's a- I'm relieved, ok? 863 00:42:15,792 --> 00:42:21,500 'Cause I'm... I'm also seeing someone else, too. 864 00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:22,375 You are? 865 00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:23,625 Yeah. 866 00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:24,292 Huh. 867 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,583 Wow. 868 00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:28,750 Halloween. 869 00:42:28,792 --> 00:42:29,333 Yeah. 870 00:42:29,375 --> 00:42:31,167 Right after we broke up. 871 00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:34,750 Oh, or is that how she dresses all the time? 872 00:42:34,792 --> 00:42:36,542 That's funny. 873 00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,583 I miss your sense of humour. 874 00:42:39,417 --> 00:42:41,292 Is that- I'm sorry, is that bad for me to say 875 00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:43,417 that I miss something about you? 876 00:42:45,667 --> 00:42:49,583 Uh... so, how are the- how's your lists coming? 877 00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:51,583 Oh, very well, thank you. 878 00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:53,417 Yeah, after the porn thing 879 00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:56,125 I made a list that's all about sex. 880 00:42:56,167 --> 00:43:02,125 And I recently went to both a porn shop and a strip club. 881 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:05,542 What? 882 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,500 You- no, you're... 883 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:07,833 you're hilarious. 884 00:43:07,875 --> 00:43:13,375 You see, this- you, us being friends, this rocks. 885 00:43:13,417 --> 00:43:14,708 Yeah, it's great. 886 00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:17,500 Uh, but, sex with me. 887 00:43:17,542 --> 00:43:18,792 How was it? 888 00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:20,083 Oh, right. 889 00:43:20,083 --> 00:43:24,500 Um... it was fine. 890 00:43:24,542 --> 00:43:27,208 Jeff, literally choose any letter. 891 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:28,375 Ok, uh, geez. 892 00:43:28,417 --> 00:43:31,167 Uh... like A through F, right? 893 00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:32,042 Yes. 894 00:43:32,667 --> 00:43:34,083 Ok. 895 00:43:34,125 --> 00:43:37,250 Uh, you are a... 896 00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:43,167 D. 897 00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:44,250 It's in room D. 898 00:43:44,292 --> 00:43:45,000 Are you sure? 899 00:43:45,042 --> 00:43:46,458 It doesn't say "sex seminar". 900 00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,500 They're not gonna call it that. 901 00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:49,458 It's this one. 902 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:50,417 It has to be. 903 00:43:50,417 --> 00:43:51,708 Come on. 904 00:43:55,500 --> 00:44:00,208 Proficiency in sex is a must. 905 00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:05,208 It is the universal language of humanity. 906 00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:08,125 You're tardy. 907 00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:08,792 Take a seat. 908 00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:09,833 Did you invite her? 909 00:44:09,875 --> 00:44:11,542 No. 910 00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:13,667 What could she have to learn? 911 00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:19,292 To walk around speaking slang is to be ignorant to one's self. 912 00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:20,167 What're you doing here? 913 00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:21,750 I just came here to do research for you. 914 00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:25,500 Number one miscommunication slang speakers make 915 00:44:25,542 --> 00:44:29,417 is to think of it as a male-centric activity. 916 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:31,167 That is, they think about when men intercourse 917 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:33,833 with women that it's all about the guy. 918 00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:34,750 Wrong! 919 00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:35,750 Wrong!! 920 00:44:35,792 --> 00:44:37,000 Wrong! 921 00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:40,375 From this moment on you will refer to sexual communication 922 00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:45,500 as the gift that you will give to only a worthy man, 923 00:44:45,542 --> 00:44:52,417 from you, the soon to be supremely empowered woman! 924 00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:02,708 Oh, hit- oh wow, you are tense. 925 00:45:02,750 --> 00:45:04,417 Yeah, I don't think smacking it 926 00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:06,083 like that is part of the technique. 927 00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:10,167 Kale, he left me for someone his own age so I'm just- 928 00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:12,167 I can't deal with men right now. 929 00:45:12,208 --> 00:45:14,417 Oh, Nessa, I'm so sorry. 930 00:45:14,417 --> 00:45:16,375 Here. 931 00:45:16,417 --> 00:45:17,792 I'm gonna help you. 932 00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:19,625 Ok? 933 00:45:19,667 --> 00:45:23,542 It's like we're in Ghost and you're my Patrick Swayze. 934 00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:27,375 Oh, of course you get to be Demi Moore. 935 00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:29,417 It takes a village. 936 00:45:56,708 --> 00:45:59,583 Ok, so five weeks until my audition for the Philharmonic- 937 00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:03,583 I'm not getting any better, am I? 938 00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:06,208 No, you're really not. 939 00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:07,333 What? 940 00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:09,250 'Cause you're already a genius. 941 00:46:09,292 --> 00:46:11,292 Well, it's true, and you know it. 942 00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:17,208 You just gotta get out of there. 943 00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:20,250 Did you know that the female ferret will die if she goes 944 00:46:20,292 --> 00:46:22,500 into heat and can't find a mate? 945 00:46:22,542 --> 00:46:25,083 Jeff was the rodent, not you. 946 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,292 What about the best man? 947 00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:27,250 Groomsman. 948 00:46:27,292 --> 00:46:28,417 Hasn't he called? 949 00:46:28,417 --> 00:46:30,167 You really should ask Paul what his story is because- 950 00:46:30,208 --> 00:46:32,417 No. No, he did. 951 00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:34,417 We're going out on Saturday. 952 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:35,250 You are?! 953 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,208 Oh. 954 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:36,708 That's wonderful! 955 00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:37,583 Oh. 956 00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:39,375 You're at a ten. 957 00:46:39,417 --> 00:46:40,583 Well, what are your plans? 958 00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:43,083 I mean, you could do a dinner cruise. 959 00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:45,167 Oh, a hot air balloon. 960 00:46:45,208 --> 00:46:47,208 What is with you today? 961 00:46:47,250 --> 00:46:48,750 Nothing, I'm just happy for you. 962 00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:51,625 Oh... what are those? 963 00:46:51,667 --> 00:46:53,333 Stan got me diamonds. 964 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:54,625 Oh my god. 965 00:46:54,667 --> 00:46:56,375 Was it the seminar? 966 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:59,417 I have a sex life again after 27 years. 967 00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:02,542 Stan and I are doing it like high school kids on prom night. 968 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:05,083 Oh, so meaning it's over in five minutes 969 00:47:05,083 --> 00:47:06,250 and you get nothing out of it. 970 00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:09,250 Except a bad reputation. 971 00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:10,667 Anyway, enough about me. 972 00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:12,333 Why aren't you thrilled about the best man? 973 00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:13,458 I am. 974 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:17,250 I... don't you think he's a little out of my league? 975 00:47:17,250 --> 00:47:19,500 I'm not even gonna dignify that question. 976 00:47:19,542 --> 00:47:22,125 You're just afraid to get back on the horse. 977 00:47:22,167 --> 00:47:24,083 Lucy, it's like riding a bike. 978 00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:27,625 Or maybe a pogo stick. 979 00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:29,792 I'm just freaking out because in my effort to be 980 00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:33,833 supremely empowered I insisted on planning the date. 981 00:47:33,875 --> 00:47:37,125 And I've got nothing. 982 00:47:37,167 --> 00:47:40,333 Well, if you're interested, Stan got us two tickets 983 00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:42,833 to the Dr. Becker taping on Saturday night. 984 00:47:42,875 --> 00:47:44,167 VIP seats. 985 00:47:44,208 --> 00:47:45,500 Which is...? 986 00:47:45,542 --> 00:47:47,667 She's a sex expert. 987 00:47:47,708 --> 00:47:49,500 I showed Stan the list. 988 00:47:49,542 --> 00:47:51,292 He got very inspired. 989 00:47:51,333 --> 00:47:53,542 Anyway, if I promised to make it worth his while 990 00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:57,250 I'm sure I can get him to stay at home. 991 00:47:57,250 --> 00:48:01,250 Ok, if I promise to take the tickets 992 00:48:01,292 --> 00:48:03,083 do you promise to never talk about you and Stan 993 00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:05,750 sexually communicating ever again? 994 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:06,458 Deal. 995 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,417 Ok. 996 00:48:07,417 --> 00:48:08,542 Can I just tell you one thing? 997 00:48:08,583 --> 00:48:09,333 Alright, yes. 998 00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:11,083 I'm gonna get my labia tightened. 999 00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:22,083 What do you think about oyster shooters? 1000 00:48:22,083 --> 00:48:27,125 Mmm, aren't oysters more of a third date kind of food? 1001 00:48:27,167 --> 00:48:29,458 Yes, good point. 1002 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,250 It's not like you're taking me to a sex show. 1003 00:48:31,292 --> 00:48:34,083 Lecture by a progressive, 1004 00:48:34,083 --> 00:48:36,708 world renowned researcher who went to Yale. 1005 00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:40,250 Which is definitely not Harvard. 1006 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:42,417 But she happens to be discussing human sexuality and I- 1007 00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:45,292 I know, I know, consult an expert is on your list. 1008 00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:47,083 I'm messing with you. 1009 00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:50,333 And just because we're going to a lecture like this 1010 00:48:50,375 --> 00:48:53,375 doesn't make me a sure thing, you know. 1011 00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:54,833 Me neither. 1012 00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:56,458 Good. 1013 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:59,750 Wouldn't want you getting the wrong idea. 1014 00:48:59,792 --> 00:49:02,583 What idea might that be? 1015 00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:05,542 I don't know, I just wouldn't want you misinterpreting 1016 00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:11,792 my list, 'cause I'm really not that kind of girl. 1017 00:49:11,833 --> 00:49:15,250 And what kind of girl are you? 1018 00:49:15,292 --> 00:49:19,417 That's for me to know and for you to wonder. 1019 00:49:22,625 --> 00:49:24,750 Ok, well now I'm gonna ask you a bunch of things 1020 00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:27,292 so I can make a meaningful snap judgement about you 1021 00:49:27,333 --> 00:49:28,292 without being distracted 1022 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:32,458 by all your charming, attractive... you-ness. 1023 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:35,083 Is this where you ask me for my tax return? 1024 00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:36,583 'Cause I didn't bring it. 1025 00:49:36,583 --> 00:49:38,792 Uh, no. 1026 00:49:38,833 --> 00:49:41,583 I was just gonna ask you what your favourite book was. 1027 00:49:41,583 --> 00:49:43,167 Um, sorry. 1028 00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:45,375 My last girlfriend did that on the first date. 1029 00:49:45,417 --> 00:49:49,250 And you still ended up dating her? 1030 00:49:49,250 --> 00:49:50,750 Oh. 1031 00:49:50,792 --> 00:49:51,833 Alright, yeah. 1032 00:49:51,875 --> 00:49:54,417 Your last girlfriend must have been a supermodel. 1033 00:49:54,417 --> 00:49:56,750 She was a model, yes, but super, no. 1034 00:49:56,750 --> 00:49:57,667 Definitely not. 1035 00:49:57,708 --> 00:49:59,250 And she's certainly not Harvard material. 1036 00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:01,125 Ah. 1037 00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:05,250 Well, as an artist, I do not require financial documentation. 1038 00:50:05,292 --> 00:50:07,208 Being well kept doesn't really apply to me. 1039 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:10,125 And yet you seem to be kept very well. 1040 00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:13,542 That is corny. 1041 00:50:15,250 --> 00:50:17,083 Uh, let's do the books. 1042 00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:18,083 I have two. 1043 00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:19,125 I also have two favourites. 1044 00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:19,833 Ladies first. 1045 00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:20,750 Nope. 1046 00:50:20,750 --> 00:50:21,292 Huh? 1047 00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:23,167 No. I asked you first. 1048 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:25,250 Revealing book love is a very personal thing. 1049 00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:26,250 I know. 1050 00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:30,083 That's why it's my stock first date question. 1051 00:50:30,083 --> 00:50:33,250 It's gonna tell me everything I need to know about you. 1052 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:35,708 Are you sure you wanna know? 1053 00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:37,667 Yeah, you're right. 1054 00:50:37,708 --> 00:50:40,417 It could be the end of something good before it even starts. 1055 00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:43,667 Or it could be the start of something good that doesn't end. 1056 00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:47,292 What the hell's in this drink? 1057 00:50:49,708 --> 00:50:50,708 Ok, alright. 1058 00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:52,375 Let's just state our books. 1059 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:53,250 Yep. 1060 00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:55,083 And let's get this ship to sinking, ok? 1061 00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:56,208 Please. 1062 00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:57,083 Alright. 1063 00:50:57,083 --> 00:50:58,083 Yeah. At the same time, count of three? 1064 00:50:58,083 --> 00:50:58,500 Yes. 1065 00:50:58,542 --> 00:50:59,125 Alright. 1066 00:50:59,167 --> 00:50:59,708 Ok. 1067 00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:01,542 One, two, three. 1068 00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:02,583 "Everything That Rises Must Converge", 1069 00:51:02,625 --> 00:51:03,833 and "The Story of Your Life." 1070 00:51:03,875 --> 00:51:04,750 "The Story of Your Life" 1071 00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:07,417 and "Everything That Rises Must Converge". 1072 00:51:08,250 --> 00:51:10,083 Well, you like them in the wrong order. 1073 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:12,083 Yeah. It's definitely not gonna work. 1074 00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:24,583 This is the Dr. Becker show? 1075 00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:26,167 Yeah. Hi, welcome. 1076 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,333 Hi. 1077 00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:31,708 Oh, uh, will Dr. Becker be out soon? 1078 00:51:31,750 --> 00:51:34,208 That is Dr. Becker. 1079 00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:35,083 Alright, let's get everybody in their seats now- 1080 00:51:35,083 --> 00:51:39,208 Wait, she's a Magna Cum Laude Yale PhD? 1081 00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:40,583 Follow me. 1082 00:51:40,625 --> 00:51:42,708 Alright, ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. 1083 00:51:42,750 --> 00:51:44,750 The show is about to start. 1084 00:51:44,792 --> 00:51:49,250 Dr. Becker, you're on in three, two... 1085 00:51:51,083 --> 00:51:53,083 Ok. 1086 00:51:53,125 --> 00:51:55,208 I am so sorry. I had no idea- 1087 00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:56,292 Are you kidding me? 1088 00:51:56,333 --> 00:51:59,583 This is the most interesting date I have ever gone on 1089 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:00,583 in my entire life. 1090 00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:01,583 Welcome. 1091 00:52:01,625 --> 00:52:06,125 Tonight's guest is both a true pleasure to have 1092 00:52:06,167 --> 00:52:09,417 and a departure from my usual science-based approach 1093 00:52:09,458 --> 00:52:11,750 to sexual enlightenment. 1094 00:52:11,792 --> 00:52:14,583 Science was nothing like this where I went to school. 1095 00:52:14,583 --> 00:52:15,833 Really? 1096 00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:18,083 I thought boarding schools were known for sexual enlightenment. 1097 00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:21,083 Please help me welcome Madam Swarovska, 1098 00:52:21,083 --> 00:52:23,208 world-renowned sexual psychic. 1099 00:52:25,083 --> 00:52:26,000 What's a sexual psychic? 1100 00:52:26,042 --> 00:52:28,292 Someone who can do the pull and pray method 1101 00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:30,208 of birth control? 1102 00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:32,583 You snorted. 1103 00:52:32,625 --> 00:52:33,833 Ok, I'm leaving. 1104 00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:35,792 That one. 1105 00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:37,250 She suffers. 1106 00:52:37,292 --> 00:52:38,292 Oh? 1107 00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,333 Oh. 1108 00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:45,583 Madame Swarovska, 1109 00:52:45,625 --> 00:52:48,250 can you explain to our audience what it is that you're doing? 1110 00:52:48,292 --> 00:52:49,833 And me, would be nice. 1111 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:53,292 I am assessing the aura. 1112 00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:57,083 Seeing what colours surround her. 1113 00:52:57,125 --> 00:52:59,250 Sounds lovely. Thank you. 1114 00:52:59,250 --> 00:53:02,542 For most people, yes. For you, no. 1115 00:53:02,583 --> 00:53:05,292 For you, is grey. 1116 00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:06,708 Grey? 1117 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,792 Are you saying that she's sexually... 1118 00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:10,083 Grey! 1119 00:53:10,125 --> 00:53:11,583 Yes. 1120 00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:16,083 Well, lucky for me neutrals are in for fall. 1121 00:53:16,083 --> 00:53:18,083 You know, we can go like five minutes ago. 1122 00:53:18,083 --> 00:53:19,083 No, no, this is awesome. 1123 00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:19,958 This is great. 1124 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,083 How about we get you on stage, Miss...? 1125 00:53:22,125 --> 00:53:23,542 Uh, Lu... 1126 00:53:24,833 --> 00:53:26,375 Lulu-bell. 1127 00:53:27,417 --> 00:53:29,833 Well, come on up here, Lulu-bell, 1128 00:53:29,875 --> 00:53:32,542 so Madame Swarovska can read you. 1129 00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:33,792 Come on. 1130 00:53:34,792 --> 00:53:36,458 You're safe. 1131 00:53:39,833 --> 00:53:45,583 Yes, the grey one is in deep struggle with the sex. 1132 00:53:45,625 --> 00:53:47,208 I often discuss a condition 1133 00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:50,083 called sexual attention deficit disorder. 1134 00:53:50,083 --> 00:53:51,417 SADD. 1135 00:53:51,417 --> 00:53:53,375 Sad, for short. 1136 00:53:53,417 --> 00:53:55,583 Which involves frequent mental wanderings 1137 00:53:55,625 --> 00:53:59,167 of a non-sexual nature during intercourse. 1138 00:53:59,208 --> 00:54:00,333 Might that be what- 1139 00:54:00,375 --> 00:54:03,750 Yes, but also lack of experience. 1140 00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:10,625 Oh, trust me, I- I have plenty of experience. 1141 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:15,250 The cards say no. 1142 00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:16,542 No, I assure you. 1143 00:54:16,583 --> 00:54:18,250 I know what I'm doing. 1144 00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:19,750 The cards say no. 1145 00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:24,667 Oh, I see. 1146 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:28,750 You are very old when you are first having sex. 1147 00:54:28,750 --> 00:54:30,708 Surely you mean old enough. 1148 00:54:30,750 --> 00:54:32,708 No, I mean old. 1149 00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:34,375 Oh. 1150 00:54:35,083 --> 00:54:39,250 Oh, old is why you are only having sex with four people? 1151 00:54:39,292 --> 00:54:41,083 Is that true? 1152 00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:42,542 Four? 1153 00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:43,458 No. 1154 00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:44,292 No? 1155 00:54:44,333 --> 00:54:44,958 Well, yeah. 1156 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,333 But what's wrong with that? 1157 00:54:46,375 --> 00:54:48,667 Oh, one does not count. 1158 00:54:48,708 --> 00:54:55,708 It ends uh, how you say... prematurely. 1159 00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:01,750 Oh, that one looks promising. 1160 00:55:01,792 --> 00:55:05,750 Yeah, when is upright yes, but for you is reverse. 1161 00:55:05,792 --> 00:55:06,583 Oh. 1162 00:55:06,625 --> 00:55:08,708 Oh. 1163 00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:10,083 Grey one. 1164 00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:10,875 Yeah? 1165 00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:13,167 You're not having the big booms? 1166 00:55:13,208 --> 00:55:15,500 What? 1167 00:55:15,542 --> 00:55:18,333 The big booms. 1168 00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:20,750 The rolling thunder. 1169 00:55:20,792 --> 00:55:23,292 The crotch magic, you know? 1170 00:55:23,333 --> 00:55:25,333 Like, oh yeah, baby. 1171 00:55:25,375 --> 00:55:26,167 I love it! 1172 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:27,042 You know? 1173 00:55:27,083 --> 00:55:28,750 Like, woah Nealy gets really crazy, 1174 00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:30,125 that kind of sex. 1175 00:55:30,167 --> 00:55:32,750 Like uh, like magic time. 1176 00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:34,083 Like crotch magic. 1177 00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:35,583 Blast it off. 1178 00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:37,417 Blast up inside, you know? 1179 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:38,792 I can't handle it anymore! 1180 00:55:38,833 --> 00:55:40,417 Like... woo! 1181 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:41,417 This type of thing. 1182 00:55:41,458 --> 00:55:42,667 What- how you call it? 1183 00:55:42,708 --> 00:55:46,708 She sees... um, you don't orgasm. 1184 00:55:46,750 --> 00:55:48,625 I got it. Thanks. 1185 00:55:48,667 --> 00:55:51,708 Oh, but you're giving booms to yourself sometime, 1186 00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:52,667 that's good. 1187 00:55:52,708 --> 00:55:53,792 That's ok. 1188 00:55:53,833 --> 00:55:54,750 That's something, huh? 1189 00:55:58,083 --> 00:55:58,750 That's nice. 1190 00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:00,667 You keep that going, ok? 1191 00:56:01,417 --> 00:56:04,542 Now I'm going to see about the one you come here with. 1192 00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:05,417 This guy over here. 1193 00:56:05,417 --> 00:56:06,250 Oh, oh. 1194 00:56:06,292 --> 00:56:07,667 Hey, now. 1195 00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:14,250 This is really lucky. 1196 00:56:14,292 --> 00:56:16,625 The devil's card in reverse is representing 1197 00:56:16,667 --> 00:56:19,625 like breaking freedom from restraint. 1198 00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:23,417 This guy is going to give you the big booms! 1199 00:56:24,792 --> 00:56:26,167 Yes. 1200 00:56:27,667 --> 00:56:31,667 Isn't that amazing how accurate the Madame is? 1201 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:50,125 Well uh, thank you again for a uh, revealing night. 1202 00:56:50,167 --> 00:56:54,417 Once again, she was so not right about anything she said. 1203 00:56:54,458 --> 00:56:55,125 No. 1204 00:56:55,167 --> 00:56:55,625 By the way. 1205 00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:56,750 She's crazy. 1206 00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:58,542 She said I rocked your world when we barely even know 1207 00:56:58,583 --> 00:57:00,583 each other, let alone have had, you know, sex. 1208 00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:01,750 Right? 1209 00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:02,667 I know. 1210 00:57:02,708 --> 00:57:03,917 Like, what was she even saying? 1211 00:57:03,958 --> 00:57:09,333 That just me being close to you I get like all... I don't know. 1212 00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:10,167 Sorry, no. 1213 00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:13,833 Look how in control I am around you. 1214 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:15,792 Right. 1215 00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:18,458 Anyway, yeah, she was wrong. 1216 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:20,417 She was crazy wrong. 1217 00:57:20,750 --> 00:57:22,500 Who knows? 1218 00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:28,625 Anyway, twice again, for the official record, 1219 00:57:28,667 --> 00:57:31,458 I had absolutely no idea about tonight 1220 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:35,250 and I am so, so, so sorry. 1221 00:57:35,292 --> 00:57:36,750 I'm really sorry. 1222 00:57:36,792 --> 00:57:38,750 I'm not. 1223 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:47,083 Goodnight. 1224 00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:48,458 Yeah. 1225 00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:50,083 I swear you're going to get me fired. 1226 00:57:50,125 --> 00:57:52,625 Or even worse, assigned to awful jobs. 1227 00:57:52,667 --> 00:57:55,542 Grant's a pretty big deal at the firm, you know. 1228 00:57:55,583 --> 00:57:58,708 And you're a big deal to us, Paul, but this isn't about you. 1229 00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:00,250 Yet. 1230 00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:02,542 The psychic didn't say anything positive? 1231 00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:04,375 Just that I wouldn't end up alone. 1232 00:58:04,417 --> 00:58:07,208 Well, that could just mean she thinks you'll get a cat. 1233 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:08,000 What? 1234 00:58:08,042 --> 00:58:09,250 Ok, let me paint a picture for you. 1235 00:58:09,292 --> 00:58:13,583 If Grant is the devil and not even he can get lucky with her, 1236 00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:16,292 then perhaps poor Luce is destined to end up 1237 00:58:16,333 --> 00:58:18,750 with a litter of cats. 1238 00:58:18,792 --> 00:58:20,375 But seriously, let's get back on point. 1239 00:58:20,417 --> 00:58:21,625 How did you two leave things? 1240 00:58:21,667 --> 00:58:23,375 Am I gonna have to avoid him at the office? 1241 00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:26,542 Can't hear you. I'm shopping. 1242 00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:29,125 Luce, quick question. 1243 00:58:29,167 --> 00:58:31,375 Isn't this the section for girls who do get kissed? 1244 00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:32,167 Hey. 1245 00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:33,292 Just so you know, 1246 00:58:33,333 --> 00:58:34,625 he said he was gonna call this weekend to make plans. 1247 00:58:34,667 --> 00:58:35,625 And no, I'm in the right section. 1248 00:58:35,667 --> 00:58:36,458 Mmmhmm. 1249 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:39,750 Guys, I have to tell you something. 1250 00:58:39,792 --> 00:58:41,833 Good god, you're not preg- how? 1251 00:58:41,875 --> 00:58:42,667 What? 1252 00:58:42,708 --> 00:58:43,292 No. 1253 00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:44,542 The question would be who, 1254 00:58:44,583 --> 00:58:47,500 since I can't even seem to get a guy past the front porch. 1255 00:58:47,542 --> 00:58:48,500 You know those jeans 1256 00:58:48,542 --> 00:58:52,250 that make my ass look like a sorority girl's? 1257 00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:55,375 Here? 1258 00:58:55,417 --> 00:58:56,458 We're going to the women's section. 1259 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:57,833 Nope, not the women's. 1260 00:58:57,875 --> 00:58:58,708 Men's? 1261 00:58:58,750 --> 00:58:59,583 That's brilliant. 1262 00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:00,583 Right here. 1263 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:02,417 In maternity. 1264 00:59:03,042 --> 00:59:07,625 Look, they have this stretchy stuff that goes over the stomach 1265 00:59:07,667 --> 00:59:11,333 and just kinda smooths everything out. 1266 00:59:13,792 --> 00:59:15,750 I know, you think I'm pathetic. 1267 00:59:15,792 --> 00:59:16,875 No, no. 1268 00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:19,250 I'm just trying to figure out my size in women's. 1269 00:59:35,208 --> 00:59:38,125 Who knew strings could accompany threesome-type sex so well? 1270 00:59:38,167 --> 00:59:39,625 I say we rehearse like this all the time. 1271 00:59:40,667 --> 00:59:42,583 I'm so surprised you're still doing the list. 1272 00:59:42,625 --> 00:59:43,667 I'm psyched. 1273 00:59:43,708 --> 00:59:46,375 I've been labelled sexually grey. 1274 00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:47,833 It kinda solidified the mission. 1275 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:49,750 And I've been waiting for Grant to call me all week 1276 00:59:49,792 --> 00:59:53,292 so I figured I might as well just watch my 25 films. 1277 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:54,542 Why are you waiting for him to call? 1278 00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:58,167 Why don't you call him? 1279 00:59:58,208 --> 01:00:00,292 Anyway, so I had one of these on when it came time 1280 01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:02,417 to practise one day, so... 1281 01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:03,375 Well, if it means anything, 1282 01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:05,625 I've never heard you play this good, girl. 1283 01:00:05,667 --> 01:00:06,875 Don't be ridiculous. 1284 01:00:06,875 --> 01:00:11,083 A month until the Philharmonic auditions remember us when. 1285 01:00:11,125 --> 01:00:12,125 Mmmhmm. 1286 01:00:18,167 --> 01:00:20,083 Oh my god. It's him. 1287 01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:20,583 The best man? 1288 01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:21,625 Yeah. 1289 01:00:21,667 --> 01:00:22,583 Do I- what, do I answer? 1290 01:00:22,625 --> 01:00:23,208 No! 1291 01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:25,125 No. 1292 01:00:25,167 --> 01:00:26,458 Yes. 1293 01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:28,250 I don't know. 1294 01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:29,583 Ok, answer it or I will. 1295 01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:31,417 I already suffered through high school once. 1296 01:00:31,458 --> 01:00:32,458 Ok. 1297 01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:34,333 Ok. 1298 01:00:35,667 --> 01:00:36,708 Hey. 1299 01:00:36,750 --> 01:00:38,208 Hey yourself. It's Grant. 1300 01:00:38,208 --> 01:00:39,750 Listen, sorry I haven't called you... 1301 01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:41,583 "Hey"? The man of your dreams calls and you say "hey"? 1302 01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:43,208 Shh! 1303 01:00:43,250 --> 01:00:45,083 Uh, me shush? 1304 01:00:45,125 --> 01:00:46,500 No, sorry. Not you. 1305 01:00:46,542 --> 01:00:47,583 I'm with the quartet. 1306 01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:49,292 Rehearsing some porn! 1307 01:00:50,375 --> 01:00:51,417 Did she say you're watching porn? 1308 01:00:51,458 --> 01:00:52,125 No. 1309 01:00:52,167 --> 01:00:52,750 No, she did not. 1310 01:00:52,792 --> 01:00:54,583 She said "horn". 1311 01:00:54,625 --> 01:00:57,333 Yeah, we're adding a French horn to the group. 1312 01:00:57,375 --> 01:00:59,542 Ah, well, I can't help you with that. 1313 01:00:59,583 --> 01:01:02,750 So um, you're working on a Saturday? 1314 01:01:02,792 --> 01:01:03,625 Uh, listen. 1315 01:01:03,667 --> 01:01:04,750 Sorry I haven't called all week. 1316 01:01:04,792 --> 01:01:06,375 I've been bloody busy in non-stop meetings and- 1317 01:01:06,417 --> 01:01:07,458 He was out of town all week. 1318 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:08,458 That's it. 1319 01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:09,375 Woohoo! 1320 01:01:09,417 --> 01:01:10,750 Oh, thank god. 1321 01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:12,083 There it is. 1322 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:13,417 Oh! 1323 01:01:14,875 --> 01:01:15,625 Oh, Paul, your ass. 1324 01:01:15,667 --> 01:01:16,500 Turn it down! 1325 01:01:16,542 --> 01:01:18,417 Turn it down! 1326 01:01:19,583 --> 01:01:21,500 Sorry, Nessa just stubbed her toe. 1327 01:01:21,542 --> 01:01:22,417 Why me? 1328 01:01:24,583 --> 01:01:25,500 Anyway, look. 1329 01:01:25,542 --> 01:01:27,167 I know it's last minute but I was thinking, 1330 01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:28,500 if you wanted to go out- 1331 01:01:28,542 --> 01:01:29,417 I'd love to. 1332 01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:31,458 Yes. Whatever it is. 1333 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:32,375 So sorry! 1334 01:01:33,583 --> 01:01:35,458 Not sorry. 1335 01:02:15,583 --> 01:02:16,583 Ok. Ok. 1336 01:02:16,583 --> 01:02:17,625 Here we go. 1337 01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:19,208 Wait. Wait. 1338 01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:20,417 What? 1339 01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:34,833 Mmm-mmm. 1340 01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:35,375 No? 1341 01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:36,333 You want me to stop? 1342 01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:37,750 What? No. Go. 1343 01:02:37,792 --> 01:02:38,292 No? 1344 01:02:38,333 --> 01:02:40,792 As in it's a no go? 1345 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:42,125 No. No. Keep going. 1346 01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:29,750 The perfect pants for you two. 1347 01:03:43,208 --> 01:03:44,333 Hi. 1348 01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:45,125 Hey. 1349 01:03:45,167 --> 01:03:46,375 Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you. 1350 01:03:46,417 --> 01:03:48,375 Um, I was just gonna... 1351 01:03:49,417 --> 01:03:51,375 Oh. 1352 01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:52,208 Ok. 1353 01:04:02,083 --> 01:04:03,250 I'll call you. 1354 01:04:04,208 --> 01:04:05,417 Yeah. 1355 01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:20,375 Oh my god. 1356 01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:21,375 No! No! 1357 01:04:21,417 --> 01:04:24,208 Grant! Wait! 1358 01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:25,292 Shit. 1359 01:04:26,333 --> 01:04:27,125 No. No. 1360 01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:28,625 Grant! Wait! 1361 01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:32,417 Grant? Grant! 1362 01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:36,167 If it's about the porn I can quit any time! 1363 01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:39,375 What? 1364 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:42,333 So I watch porn. Big fucking deal. 1365 01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:43,625 As long as it's consensual. 1366 01:04:43,667 --> 01:04:45,542 No judgement. 1367 01:04:57,417 --> 01:04:59,292 Stupid. 1368 01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:01,333 Useless! 1369 01:05:02,875 --> 01:05:05,583 This tastes like crap! 1370 01:05:07,333 --> 01:05:08,375 Disgusting! 1371 01:05:08,417 --> 01:05:09,583 Ugh! 1372 01:05:09,625 --> 01:05:10,792 Don't even work! 1373 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:13,625 Ugh! 1374 01:05:18,542 --> 01:05:20,458 God, I can't believe this. 1375 01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:22,333 And you. 1376 01:06:23,167 --> 01:06:24,750 Stupid. 1377 01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:47,708 Ugh, Phil's penthouse is just so gorge. 1378 01:06:47,750 --> 01:06:50,208 My boyfriend and I walked in and he was all 1379 01:06:50,208 --> 01:06:52,667 "this place owns the skyline". 1380 01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:54,375 Well, it did take us about a year to complete 1381 01:06:54,417 --> 01:06:56,208 so you can imagine what it cost. 1382 01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:58,042 I don't do numbers. 1383 01:06:58,083 --> 01:07:00,083 Me neither, but like how much? 1384 01:07:00,125 --> 01:07:02,167 Anyway, if you thought the penthouse is impressive 1385 01:07:02,208 --> 01:07:05,458 you really ought to see his place in the Hamptons. 1386 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,208 I can't wait to own multiple homes in 1387 01:07:07,208 --> 01:07:08,750 which I don't actually live. 1388 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:11,250 My boyfriend and I love the Hams. 1389 01:07:11,292 --> 01:07:13,208 The Hams? 1390 01:07:13,250 --> 01:07:14,417 Is that what we're calling it now? 1391 01:07:14,458 --> 01:07:16,125 Only people who live there. 1392 01:07:16,167 --> 01:07:18,417 Or people who know people, like my boyfriend does. 1393 01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:20,208 You guys need to meet him. 1394 01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:21,208 He'll be here in a minute. 1395 01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:22,042 Mmm. 1396 01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,417 You know what? I want some more wine. 1397 01:07:23,458 --> 01:07:24,833 In fact, I'll take an I.V. of it. 1398 01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:25,542 Noted. 1399 01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:26,417 Two I.V.'s. 1400 01:07:26,458 --> 01:07:28,750 Nessa, you've gotta slow your roll, love. 1401 01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:31,208 Um, why are you guys here, again? 1402 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:33,375 Paul, he's doing the panel thing. 1403 01:07:33,375 --> 01:07:37,750 Yeah, because he has actual things to say. 1404 01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:39,375 Sorry. 1405 01:07:39,375 --> 01:07:42,167 Um, there is a designer on the panel 1406 01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:45,083 and Paul wants to ask her out. 1407 01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:47,125 He makes us act like we're interested in him 1408 01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:49,417 so he can, like, get girls. 1409 01:07:49,458 --> 01:07:51,750 Yeah, it's legitimizing. 1410 01:07:51,792 --> 01:07:54,042 Once I make partner I probably won't need it. 1411 01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:55,208 He's right. 1412 01:07:55,250 --> 01:07:56,500 My boyfriend's a partner. 1413 01:07:56,542 --> 01:07:57,458 It's attractive. 1414 01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:59,792 I mean, my boyfriend's already attractive. 1415 01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:01,042 My boyfriend. 1416 01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:02,167 My boyfriend. 1417 01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:03,042 My boyfriend. 1418 01:08:03,083 --> 01:08:03,833 My boyfriend. 1419 01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:05,167 My boyfriend. 1420 01:08:05,208 --> 01:08:06,333 My boyfriend. 1421 01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:07,458 My boyfriend. 1422 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:08,625 My boyfriend. 1423 01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:10,042 Maybe you should get a shirt that says 1424 01:08:10,083 --> 01:08:11,250 "I have a boyfriend" 1425 01:08:11,292 --> 01:08:14,125 and then you wouldn't have to tell us every five seconds. 1426 01:08:14,167 --> 01:08:14,708 Ok, refill. 1427 01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:16,208 Coming right up. 1428 01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:17,583 I didn't mean to make you jealous. 1429 01:08:17,625 --> 01:08:18,375 Of what? 1430 01:08:18,417 --> 01:08:19,375 You know what? 1431 01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:20,458 This is a good time to go. 1432 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:21,250 I'm good. 1433 01:08:21,292 --> 01:08:23,208 Oh, there he is. 1434 01:08:31,583 --> 01:08:33,750 Ugh. 1435 01:09:22,667 --> 01:09:24,583 I'm all out of sausage. 1436 01:09:24,625 --> 01:09:28,042 I hope you brought your hot, throbbing co- 1437 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:33,083 What am I doing? 1438 01:10:34,083 --> 01:10:35,375 Thank you. 1439 01:10:35,375 --> 01:10:37,083 We'll be in touch. 1440 01:10:38,708 --> 01:10:40,208 It's that way. 1441 01:10:47,792 --> 01:10:49,292 Hey, Priscilla, it's me. 1442 01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:51,417 So the audition went great. 1443 01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:52,625 I did it! 1444 01:10:52,667 --> 01:10:55,167 I finally crossed something big off one of my lists. 1445 01:10:55,208 --> 01:10:57,333 Ah, I feel amazing. 1446 01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:14,125 Jeff's getting married? 1447 01:11:14,167 --> 01:11:16,375 And he's inviting you? 1448 01:11:16,375 --> 01:11:18,625 And this is his idea of a wedding invitation? 1449 01:11:18,667 --> 01:11:20,417 Talk about no taste. 1450 01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:21,583 It gets worse. 1451 01:11:21,625 --> 01:11:22,708 Don't even. 1452 01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:24,208 He wants you to play at the wedding. 1453 01:11:24,208 --> 01:11:25,208 Us. 1454 01:11:25,208 --> 01:11:25,750 Yeah. 1455 01:11:25,792 --> 01:11:26,708 He wants the quartet. 1456 01:11:26,708 --> 01:11:28,042 Well, we're not doing that. 1457 01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:29,167 And I don't even understand, 1458 01:11:29,208 --> 01:11:30,708 why would he want you to be there at the wedding? 1459 01:11:30,708 --> 01:11:31,917 Maybe he feels guilty. 1460 01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:35,042 I don't know, maybe he feels like he's doing me a big favour. 1461 01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:36,208 How is this a favour? 1462 01:11:36,208 --> 01:11:37,542 The girl's family is loaded. 1463 01:11:37,542 --> 01:11:40,542 Ok, so we're absolutely doing it. 1464 01:11:40,542 --> 01:11:42,417 But Jeff is a tool. 1465 01:11:42,458 --> 01:11:44,292 And not a sharp one. 1466 01:11:45,458 --> 01:11:46,708 Do you know, Luce, when uh, 1467 01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:50,583 when Sharon left me for Jennifer... 1468 01:11:50,625 --> 01:11:53,250 it was more the rejection that hurt. 1469 01:11:53,292 --> 01:11:54,667 Not necessarily her leaving. 1470 01:11:54,708 --> 01:11:57,500 Honestly, I don't really care about Jeff leaving. 1471 01:11:57,542 --> 01:11:58,750 And who wants to have super lame sex 1472 01:11:58,792 --> 01:12:00,542 the rest of their life, anyway? 1473 01:12:00,542 --> 01:12:01,625 Uh, I do. 1474 01:12:01,667 --> 01:12:05,792 Lame sex, virtual sex, the faint possibility of sex, 1475 01:12:05,833 --> 01:12:07,833 any of which would be more than I'm currently getting. 1476 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,667 I can't even get my hand to have sex with me anymore. 1477 01:12:09,708 --> 01:12:12,125 Yeah, well, maybe if you dressed up your hand like a redhead 1478 01:12:12,167 --> 01:12:14,667 who cooks, loves musicals, and has a PhD... 1479 01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:16,708 I'm sad to report that my standards 1480 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:18,750 have dropped somewhat significantly. 1481 01:12:18,792 --> 01:12:19,583 Oh yeah? 1482 01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,125 Well, what is your type these days? 1483 01:12:21,167 --> 01:12:22,625 Willing. 1484 01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:24,583 And I've got to go to Vegas for a bachelor party. 1485 01:12:24,625 --> 01:12:27,292 I swear, all those boobs I can't touch 1486 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:28,750 might just be the end of me. 1487 01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:30,708 Yeah, I'm pretty sure no one over the age of two 1488 01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:33,708 has ever died from lack of boob. 1489 01:12:33,708 --> 01:12:34,542 That's a valid point. 1490 01:12:34,542 --> 01:12:36,792 Wait a second, when are you leaving? 1491 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:37,708 For Vegas? 1492 01:12:37,708 --> 01:12:38,708 Yeah. 1493 01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:40,750 Tomorrow, why? 1494 01:12:40,792 --> 01:12:42,375 Because I need to finish my list 1495 01:12:42,417 --> 01:12:43,708 and there's this Vegas thing on there. 1496 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,708 No, no, no, you need to finish it 1497 01:12:45,708 --> 01:12:47,083 because Jeff's getting married. 1498 01:12:47,125 --> 01:12:48,042 No, I- 1499 01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,292 Besides, Grant's gonna be there. 1500 01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:50,708 I don't care if Grant's gonna be there. 1501 01:12:50,708 --> 01:12:53,208 I just need to finish my list, alright? 1502 01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:55,375 And you're gonna help me. 1503 01:12:55,417 --> 01:12:56,417 So just embarrassing me 1504 01:12:56,458 --> 01:12:58,542 at the strip club wasn't enough for you, was it? 1505 01:12:58,583 --> 01:12:59,750 This'll be so much better. 1506 01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:00,583 Will it be, though? 1507 01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:01,625 Yeah. 1508 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:04,333 Could I get more needles in here, please? 1509 01:13:04,375 --> 01:13:05,667 Tensing up! 1510 01:13:41,708 --> 01:13:43,375 You need to have sex. 1511 01:13:43,417 --> 01:13:45,208 And I have to finish my list. 1512 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:46,708 So it's a win-win. 1513 01:13:46,708 --> 01:13:47,875 Um, for losers. 1514 01:13:47,875 --> 01:13:50,583 So I'm not sure we come out on the right side of this. 1515 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:51,750 Ok. 1516 01:13:51,792 --> 01:13:54,375 Here is who's working today. 1517 01:13:56,417 --> 01:13:57,333 Nope. 1518 01:13:57,375 --> 01:13:58,375 Can't do it. 1519 01:13:58,375 --> 01:13:59,042 Do you know what? 1520 01:13:59,083 --> 01:14:00,292 They're probably all diseased. 1521 01:14:00,333 --> 01:14:02,375 No, you're more likely to catch something in a sorority house. 1522 01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:03,583 See? 1523 01:14:03,625 --> 01:14:06,208 Here is a whole information sheet about their weekly tests, 1524 01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:08,167 how they check each customer for symptoms, 1525 01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:11,625 and clean everyone's genitals with anti-bacterial- 1526 01:14:11,667 --> 01:14:13,292 How about we don't use the word "genitals"? 1527 01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:14,833 Will you please just go in there and do the deed 1528 01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:16,042 so you can report back? 1529 01:14:16,083 --> 01:14:18,083 Why don't you just go inside and do the deed and report back? 1530 01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:20,042 Because they don't service lesbians or straight girls 1531 01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:21,417 who like sex with women. 1532 01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:23,625 How do you know they don't service women? 1533 01:14:23,667 --> 01:14:26,417 Oh my god, you called and asked for yourself. 1534 01:14:26,458 --> 01:14:29,042 Wow, you really have turned over a new leaf. 1535 01:14:29,083 --> 01:14:32,458 Look, you buy women nice dinners all the time 1536 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:33,708 hoping to get sex out of it, correct? 1537 01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:35,500 What? 1538 01:14:35,542 --> 01:14:36,583 Pfff. 1539 01:14:38,583 --> 01:14:39,250 I- I do. 1540 01:14:39,292 --> 01:14:40,458 Yeah. 1541 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:43,625 So that's just a more honest side of the exact same coin, 1542 01:14:43,667 --> 01:14:46,375 and it's perfectly natural. 1543 01:14:47,375 --> 01:14:49,500 I'm not going in there alone. 1544 01:14:49,542 --> 01:14:52,167 Well, great, let's get in there. 1545 01:14:52,208 --> 01:14:54,542 Wow. Called my bluff. 1546 01:14:56,875 --> 01:14:58,792 Oh boy, this is happening. 1547 01:15:01,208 --> 01:15:02,708 Hey, sweetheart. 1548 01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:04,333 You worry too much. 1549 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:07,167 I told you there'd be other normal people here. 1550 01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:08,292 Howdy, fellas. 1551 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:10,042 How y'all doin' today? 1552 01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:12,750 We're here to get her some, if you know what I mean. 1553 01:15:12,792 --> 01:15:15,250 Ain't that right, honey bunch? 1554 01:15:15,292 --> 01:15:17,667 It's a perfectly natural thing. 1555 01:15:17,708 --> 01:15:20,042 What dialect is that? 1556 01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:21,208 Is it not southern? 1557 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:22,583 Not at all. 1558 01:15:22,625 --> 01:15:24,792 And just to be clear, this is already not worth it. 1559 01:15:24,833 --> 01:15:27,583 Just so we are clear, am I to share your girl or get my own? 1560 01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:30,542 I mean, we've not really worked out any of the details here. 1561 01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:33,292 Oh. 1562 01:15:34,875 --> 01:15:36,208 Interesting. 1563 01:15:36,792 --> 01:15:39,792 Ladies? Please say hello. 1564 01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:43,542 Just like that, here they come, down the staircase. 1565 01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:45,667 Oh, that's a nice dress. 1566 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:48,042 Thank you. 1567 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,083 I need to go to the bathroom. 1568 01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:53,292 Uh... I can't do this. 1569 01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:54,458 I'm so, so sorry. 1570 01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:55,500 May I squeeze through? 1571 01:15:55,542 --> 01:15:57,542 Good luck. 1572 01:15:58,250 --> 01:16:00,375 What happened to your boyfriend? 1573 01:16:00,417 --> 01:16:02,583 Oh, no, he's not my boyfriend. 1574 01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:06,542 He's more of a colleague. 1575 01:16:06,583 --> 01:16:08,500 Excuse me, doll? 1576 01:16:08,542 --> 01:16:11,292 We don't service single women here. 1577 01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:15,375 Actually, I want to apply for a job. 1578 01:16:16,417 --> 01:16:17,583 As...? 1579 01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:19,583 As a... you know, 1580 01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:22,292 what they are- do. 1581 01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:23,500 Hi. 1582 01:16:23,542 --> 01:16:26,208 You want to be a working girl. 1583 01:16:26,208 --> 01:16:27,583 Yeah. 1584 01:16:34,375 --> 01:16:35,500 Wow. 1585 01:16:35,542 --> 01:16:36,792 How'd it go? 1586 01:16:36,833 --> 01:16:40,375 Well, I applied to be one of the girls. 1587 01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:41,542 I'm sorry, what? 1588 01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:44,208 Well, I didn't get the job, obviously. 1589 01:16:44,208 --> 01:16:45,417 So quick question. 1590 01:16:45,458 --> 01:16:46,750 When I tell the story later, 1591 01:16:46,792 --> 01:16:48,333 which do you think is going to be better? 1592 01:16:48,375 --> 01:16:50,083 The fact that you applied to be a prostitute 1593 01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:51,458 or that you didn't get the job? 1594 01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:53,125 Anyway, I'm really sorry 1595 01:16:53,167 --> 01:16:54,500 that you're late for your bachelor party. 1596 01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:55,250 No, that's alright. 1597 01:16:55,292 --> 01:16:56,208 I'll just tell them the truth, 1598 01:16:56,208 --> 01:16:58,292 that you got hung up at a job interview. 1599 01:16:58,333 --> 01:16:59,583 I'm just teasing. 1600 01:16:59,625 --> 01:17:01,417 They'd be lucky to have you. 1601 01:17:01,458 --> 01:17:02,583 Thank you. 1602 01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:19,250 Here we are, huh? 1603 01:17:19,292 --> 01:17:21,708 Well, I mean, are you sure you don't wanna come along? 1604 01:17:21,708 --> 01:17:23,542 You can always be the entertainment package. 1605 01:17:23,583 --> 01:17:26,167 No, I'm just gonna wander around. 1606 01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:27,000 Alright. 1607 01:17:27,042 --> 01:17:28,542 All I want right now is a quiet bar 1608 01:17:28,542 --> 01:17:31,042 and an artfully crafted cocktail. 1609 01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:31,667 Fair enough. 1610 01:17:31,708 --> 01:17:32,333 Have fun! 1611 01:17:32,375 --> 01:17:33,667 Alright, have a good night! 1612 01:17:35,542 --> 01:17:37,458 Woooo! 1613 01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:42,667 Yes! 1614 01:17:43,458 --> 01:17:44,667 Ooh, that's strong. 1615 01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:46,292 Let's take a picture. 1616 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,792 My new friends. 1617 01:17:47,833 --> 01:17:50,333 One, two, three. 1618 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:53,750 Alright, Vegas. 1619 01:17:53,792 --> 01:17:56,625 Welcome to karaoke night at the Blue Saloon. 1620 01:17:56,667 --> 01:17:58,625 Up next we've got... 1621 01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:02,375 Lucy Neal. 1622 01:18:02,417 --> 01:18:03,375 Come on up. 1623 01:18:03,417 --> 01:18:04,375 What? 1624 01:18:04,417 --> 01:18:05,417 Oh, no. 1625 01:18:05,458 --> 01:18:07,208 No, I didn't sign up. 1626 01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:09,375 Well, someone put your name in there. 1627 01:18:10,417 --> 01:18:14,083 Well... actually, I don't sing. 1628 01:18:14,125 --> 01:18:15,375 What do you do, then? 1629 01:18:15,375 --> 01:18:19,833 Um... I'm a violinist? 1630 01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:21,417 Oh. 1631 01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:24,083 Well then why don't you come down 1632 01:18:24,125 --> 01:18:25,042 and play some violin for us? 1633 01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:25,500 Oh, no, no, no. 1634 01:18:25,542 --> 01:18:26,167 No, I'm good. 1635 01:18:26,208 --> 01:18:27,208 Thank you. 1636 01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:28,375 Come on, there's only like five people in here. 1637 01:18:28,417 --> 01:18:29,708 What've you got to lose? 1638 01:18:29,750 --> 01:18:31,333 Get up here, have some fun. 1639 01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:33,208 Crap. 1640 01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:34,667 Ok. 1641 01:18:36,208 --> 01:18:38,208 Not cool, guys. 1642 01:18:39,083 --> 01:18:40,333 Give it up for Lucy. 1643 01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:45,708 I play classical mostly. 1644 01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:46,583 Don't worry about it. 1645 01:18:46,625 --> 01:18:48,083 Just play along. We're in the key of G. 1646 01:18:48,125 --> 01:18:48,625 It's an original. 1647 01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:50,083 There's your bow. 1648 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,542 Are you guys ready? 1649 01:21:02,250 --> 01:21:02,750 Yeah! 1650 01:21:02,792 --> 01:21:04,042 Alright, Lucy! 1651 01:21:05,333 --> 01:21:07,042 Yeah. 1652 01:21:07,083 --> 01:21:09,250 Well done. 1653 01:21:09,292 --> 01:21:11,375 Alright, let's see who's up next. 1654 01:21:11,375 --> 01:21:14,042 Anyone else have any hidden talents out there? 1655 01:21:16,375 --> 01:21:17,708 What're you doing here? 1656 01:21:17,708 --> 01:21:21,375 Shouldn't you be at the bachelor party with Paul? 1657 01:21:21,417 --> 01:21:24,208 Paul showed me the picture you texted him 1658 01:21:24,208 --> 01:21:27,458 of you and the posse of Harvard boys. 1659 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:28,667 I recognized the bar so- 1660 01:21:28,708 --> 01:21:29,375 What, so you- 1661 01:21:29,417 --> 01:21:31,292 Thought I'd come looking for you. 1662 01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:33,792 Please tell me you've got better than that. 1663 01:21:37,542 --> 01:21:39,500 How about I tell you how sorry I am that I fell off 1664 01:21:39,542 --> 01:21:41,542 the face of the earth? 1665 01:21:43,250 --> 01:21:44,542 I was an idiot. 1666 01:21:44,542 --> 01:21:47,292 Why didn't you call? 1667 01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:49,542 A bunch of reasons. 1668 01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:51,333 None of them good. 1669 01:21:53,167 --> 01:21:54,208 Ok, look. 1670 01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:55,667 This has been fun and thank you for whatever this is 1671 01:21:55,708 --> 01:21:56,375 but I am not- 1672 01:21:56,375 --> 01:21:57,417 But- but wait. 1673 01:21:57,458 --> 01:22:00,292 Can I just have one second? 1674 01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:04,542 Meeting you was a big surprise. 1675 01:22:04,542 --> 01:22:09,375 And then I realized how much I really liked you. 1676 01:22:09,375 --> 01:22:10,375 But then I- I just- 1677 01:22:10,417 --> 01:22:13,208 Decided to show your considerable appreciation 1678 01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:17,208 by sleeping with me and then running out? 1679 01:22:17,208 --> 01:22:19,667 It's just- it's a scary proposition. 1680 01:22:19,708 --> 01:22:20,542 What's scary? 1681 01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:21,083 I'm scary? 1682 01:22:21,125 --> 01:22:24,083 What is scary about me? 1683 01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:32,167 For starters, you're obsessed with sex. 1684 01:22:36,750 --> 01:22:42,458 Look, you came around at a really weird time. 1685 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,542 And I know the list is bizarre 1686 01:22:44,542 --> 01:22:48,208 but I've got something important to prove. 1687 01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:49,375 Prove what? To who? 1688 01:22:49,417 --> 01:22:51,208 To myself. 1689 01:22:53,875 --> 01:23:00,417 I guess... I need to prove to myself that I'm enough. 1690 01:23:09,292 --> 01:23:11,458 Leaving like that was a mistake. 1691 01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:14,792 Not calling you was a mistake. 1692 01:23:14,833 --> 01:23:17,750 Will you please forgive me? 1693 01:23:35,375 --> 01:23:36,542 Sorry. 1694 01:23:41,792 --> 01:23:42,250 Woah, woah, woah. 1695 01:23:42,292 --> 01:23:43,250 Wait. Wait. Stop. 1696 01:23:43,292 --> 01:23:44,000 Stop? 1697 01:23:44,042 --> 01:23:46,250 I don't wanna hurt the baby. 1698 01:23:46,292 --> 01:23:47,833 What? 1699 01:23:47,875 --> 01:23:52,125 Um... I'm not pregnant. 1700 01:23:52,167 --> 01:23:53,417 I beg your pardon? 1701 01:23:53,458 --> 01:23:54,167 Wait- 1702 01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:55,250 You're not? 1703 01:23:55,292 --> 01:23:57,792 I know- I know I've been emotional 1704 01:23:57,833 --> 01:24:00,542 and like I'm craving some weird stuff, but oh my- oh my god, 1705 01:24:00,583 --> 01:24:01,208 do I look pregnant? 1706 01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:02,167 No, no, no. 1707 01:24:02,208 --> 01:24:02,958 You're not emotional. 1708 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:04,208 You look stunning and beautiful. 1709 01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:10,250 It's uh, at your house you had maternity pants on the chair. 1710 01:24:10,292 --> 01:24:12,750 Honestly, I saw the pants and I freaked out 1711 01:24:12,792 --> 01:24:15,042 and that's why I left. 1712 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:17,208 Oh my god. 1713 01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:19,208 What? 1714 01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:20,208 Oh my god. 1715 01:24:20,208 --> 01:24:23,708 You left because you thought I was pregnant? 1716 01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:25,208 It's a scary proposition. 1717 01:24:30,292 --> 01:24:31,417 Wow. 1718 01:24:34,583 --> 01:24:36,083 Wait. 1719 01:24:37,208 --> 01:24:40,542 You thought that and you still wanted to be with me. 1720 01:24:50,458 --> 01:24:51,833 We like the same books. 1721 01:24:51,875 --> 01:24:53,333 Mmm. 1722 01:24:53,375 --> 01:24:55,125 Not in the same order. 1723 01:24:55,167 --> 01:24:56,208 You're right. 1724 01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:58,375 It's never gonna work. 1725 01:25:25,083 --> 01:25:26,042 Luce, it's Paul. 1726 01:25:26,083 --> 01:25:26,750 You're never gonna believe this. 1727 01:25:26,792 --> 01:25:27,875 I've met the girl of my dreams. 1728 01:25:27,875 --> 01:25:30,375 Her name is Destiny and yes, she is a stripper. 1729 01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:32,042 Let me tell you... 1730 01:25:35,167 --> 01:25:36,833 Hi Lucy, Howard Gregson. 1731 01:25:36,875 --> 01:25:40,042 Our committee loved your audition but ultimately 1732 01:25:40,083 --> 01:25:42,542 decided your playing is too expansive. 1733 01:25:42,542 --> 01:25:45,250 A hair uninhibited for our conductor. 1734 01:25:45,292 --> 01:25:48,083 But I think your skills are just a bit misplaced. 1735 01:25:48,125 --> 01:25:50,083 To that end I have an opportunity coming up 1736 01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:51,750 in a couple of weeks. 1737 01:26:17,458 --> 01:26:18,750 -Hey. -Hey. 1738 01:26:18,792 --> 01:26:19,792 You all ready for the wedding? 1739 01:26:19,833 --> 01:26:23,125 Yes, but there's something we need to do first. 1740 01:26:30,375 --> 01:26:32,083 Wow. 1741 01:26:32,125 --> 01:26:33,792 Well, you've still got one more thing on your list. 1742 01:26:33,833 --> 01:26:35,292 Oh. 1743 01:26:35,333 --> 01:26:36,458 Yes, I do. 1744 01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:38,042 Let's go. 1745 01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:45,875 There you go. 1746 01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:46,833 Thank you guys so much. 1747 01:26:46,875 --> 01:26:48,375 Thank you. 1748 01:26:48,417 --> 01:26:49,292 -Hi. -Hi. 1749 01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:50,208 Hey. 1750 01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:51,250 Who can I make it out to? 1751 01:26:51,292 --> 01:26:52,167 Uh, Lucy. 1752 01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:54,083 Yeah, she's a big fan. 1753 01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:56,125 Um, how do I spell that? 1754 01:26:57,833 --> 01:27:00,708 Actually, there's a much bigger fan 1755 01:27:00,750 --> 01:27:03,500 that you should make this out to. 1756 01:27:05,833 --> 01:27:09,208 I mean, this is just so Jeff. 1757 01:27:10,708 --> 01:27:11,792 Care to dance? 1758 01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:14,042 Yes, I would love to. 1759 01:27:33,375 --> 01:27:35,333 Ok, Stan. 1760 01:27:35,375 --> 01:27:36,750 Woo! 1761 01:27:36,792 --> 01:27:37,375 Hey, there she is. 1762 01:27:37,375 --> 01:27:39,208 Here, come on. Switch. 1763 01:27:39,250 --> 01:27:40,417 Oh. 1764 01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:42,583 Hey, congratulations. 1765 01:27:42,625 --> 01:27:43,333 Oh, thanks. 1766 01:27:43,375 --> 01:27:45,125 And thanks for playing for us. 1767 01:27:45,167 --> 01:27:47,333 The force is strong with you. 1768 01:27:50,958 --> 01:27:52,292 Mind if I...? 1769 01:27:53,333 --> 01:27:54,708 That's cool. 1770 01:27:56,375 --> 01:27:58,375 Thanks for doing this. 1771 01:27:58,375 --> 01:28:00,083 The price was right. 1772 01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:01,000 Is that the only reason? 1773 01:28:01,042 --> 01:28:05,208 No. Well, maybe. Ok, yes. It was. But... 1774 01:28:05,250 --> 01:28:06,167 Ok. 1775 01:28:06,208 --> 01:28:07,708 I'm glad I did. 1776 01:28:07,750 --> 01:28:08,708 I'm glad we're good. 1777 01:28:08,708 --> 01:28:10,333 Me too. 1778 01:28:10,375 --> 01:28:11,333 Uh, I gotta ask you. 1779 01:28:11,375 --> 01:28:15,750 Um, whatever happened to that list you had? 1780 01:28:15,792 --> 01:28:17,750 The interesting one? 1781 01:28:17,792 --> 01:28:20,625 Wait until you see the wedding gift I got for you. 1782 01:28:37,375 --> 01:28:39,708 I can't find it. 1783 01:28:39,708 --> 01:28:43,292 That's because it's right here. 1784 01:28:45,083 --> 01:28:48,292 And I can't wait to give it to you. 1785 01:28:57,542 --> 01:28:58,792 I'm... married. 1786 01:28:58,833 --> 01:29:00,667 I'm- I got married. 1787 01:29:00,708 --> 01:29:03,333 I'm married today. 1788 01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:07,833 Thank you so much for doing this. 1789 01:29:07,875 --> 01:29:09,375 What can I say? 1790 01:29:09,417 --> 01:29:10,667 I believe in love. 1791 01:29:10,708 --> 01:29:12,792 Hey, Luce, all the bridesmaids are twerking 1792 01:29:12,833 --> 01:29:14,250 on the dance floor... 1793 01:29:14,292 --> 01:29:16,333 Hi. 1794 01:29:16,375 --> 01:29:17,208 I'm Paul. 1795 01:29:17,250 --> 01:29:19,750 I'm Honey. 1796 01:29:19,792 --> 01:29:22,708 Delighted. 1797 01:29:22,708 --> 01:29:24,208 Are you gonna ask me to dance? 1798 01:29:24,208 --> 01:29:25,208 Yes, yes I am. 1799 01:29:25,208 --> 01:29:26,750 Right this way, please. 1800 01:29:36,125 --> 01:29:37,417 Alright, ladies and gentlemen, 1801 01:29:37,458 --> 01:29:40,125 there's only a few songs left so get out on the dance floor. 1802 01:29:40,167 --> 01:29:43,083 Let's celebrate Jeff and Anne tonight. 1803 01:29:43,125 --> 01:29:44,708 Let's send them off with style. 1804 01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:48,417 Don't forget to tip your bartender. 1805 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:05,208 What?