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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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SKIP WITHERS HERE
WITH BREAKING NEWS.

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A TENSE SCENE IS DEVELOPING
AT THE PUBLIC LIBRARY,

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WHERE SEXY SUPER-HEROINE,
STRIPPERELLA, IS ATTEMPTING

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TO DIFFUSE
A LIVE BOMB.

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THE SITUATION BEGAN WHEN
DEMOLITION WORKERS MISTAKENLY

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PLACED THE POWERFUL EXPLOSIVE
ON THE LIBRARY.

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THE BUILDING THAT WAS ACTUALLY
INTENDED FOR DEMOLITION

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IS THAT CONDEMNED
ONE ACROSS THE STREET.

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STRIPPERELLA, WHAT'S
GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND ?

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NO TIME.

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LIVE BOMB,
OUT OF THE WAY !

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DARN IT !

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HOT COFFEE,
COMING THROUGH !

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( quacking )

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I DON'T KNOW HOW
THEY'RE GONNA GET

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THOSE 30 ORPHANS AND
THOSE ADORABLE PUPPIES

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OUT OF THAT
COLLAPSED CAVE.

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( explosion )

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( cheering )

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STRIPPERELLA !

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THIS PURSE IS A REAL,
AUTHENTIC, GENUINE GUCCI.

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IT RETAILS AT OVER $2,000.

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I, PUSHY GALORE, AM OFFERING
THIS PURSE TO YOU TODAY,

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FOR THE LOW,
LOW PRICE OF $19.95.

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YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE AN ABSOLUTE
IDIOT NOT TO BUY THIS PURSE,

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A COMPLETE CHUCKLEHEAD.

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IF A MORON MATED WITH
A MENTALLY CHALLENGED MONKEY,

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YOU WOULD BE
THE OFFSPRING.

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AM I GETTING
THROUGH TO YOU ?

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BUY THIS PURSE, YOU WON'T
FIND A BETTER DEAL.

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THAT'S WHY
EVERYBODY LOVES PUSHY !

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( laughing )

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( man )
THAT'S RIGHT,
TWO PURSES.

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OH, WHAT THE HECK,
MAKE IT THREE.

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I'LL TAKE ONE, TOO,
EVERYBODY LOVES PUSHY.

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( laughing )

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HOW DOES SHE SELL ALL THESE
QUALITY BRAND-NAME PRODUCTS

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AT SUCH RIDICULOUSLY
LOW PRICES ?

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IT'S ALMOST
SUSPICIOUS.

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LIKE THERE'S
SOME GREATER STORY

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BEHIND THE MERCHANDISE
SHE'S SELLING.

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BUT HEY !

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A DEAL'S A DEAL.

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GISELLE, I IRONED
YOUR G-STRING.

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WHATEVER.

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OH, COME ON !

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YOU'RE NOT STILL
UPSET WITH ME !

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I TOLD HER SHE CAN'T
BREATHE FIRE ONSTAGE.

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AM I CRAZY ?

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YOU JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND ME.

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I WANNA BREATHE FIRE
BECAUSE IT'S A METAPHOR

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FOR THE CREATIVE CREATIVITY THAT
BURNS DEEP WITHIN MY THIGHS.

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WELL, SURELY THERE MUST
BE A LESS FLAMMABLE WAY

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TO EXPRESS YOURSELF.

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LADIES...

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DIRK McMAHON !

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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE ?

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CAME TO CHECK OUT
THE COMPETITION,

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OR SHOULD I SAY,
LACK OF COMPETITION ?

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LISTEN, ANYTIME ONE OF
YOU GORGEOUS BROADS

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WANTS TO COME AND WORK
FOR A REAL GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,

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YOU CALL ME.

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ESPECIALLY YOU, EROTICA.

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UGH, I WOULDN'T
WORK AT SILICONE'S,

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EVEN IF I HAD
CHILDREN--

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WHICH I DON'T.

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AND THEY WERE KIDNAPPED,

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AND THE KIDNAPPER SAID IF I
WANTED TO SEE MY KIDS AGAIN,

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WHICH I DON'T HAVE,

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I'D HAVE TO WORK
AT SILICONE'S !

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YOU CAN'T JUST
SASHAY IN HERE

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AND TRY TO STEAL
AWAY MY EMPLOYEES !

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WE'RE LIKE
A FAMILY HERE !

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MR. DIRK ?

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IF I WORKED FOR YOU,
COULD I BREATHE FIRE ?

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AS LONG AS
YOU'RE NAKED.

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THEN YOU'VE GOT
YOURSELF A NEW DANCER.

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GISELLE !

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IF YOU CHANGE
YOUR MIND, EROTICA,

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YOU KNOW WHERE
TO FIND ME.

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( Erotica )
OOH, COME ON,
PURSE, COME ON.

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GET HERE ALREADY.

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( buzzing )

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( squealing )

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PACKAGE FROM
PUSHY GALORE.

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MY PURSE !

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( muffled )
MY FACE.

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HMM... THIS DOESN'T
FEEL LIKE A GUCCI.

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( growling )

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THIS.... THIS...
THIS PURSE IS A PHONY !

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( Erotica )
I'M TELLING YOU,
CHIEF STROGANOFF,

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THIS PURSE IS A FAKE.

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PUSHY GALORE IS
SELLING KNOCKOFFS.

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I SHOULD'VE
SUSPECTED SOMETHING.

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I BOUGHT THESE PRADA SHOES AND
MATCHING HOT PANTS FROM HER,

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AND I'M EXTREMELY
UNCOMFORTABLE.

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OH, WELL, OH !

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HIGH HEELS ARE ALWAYS
A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.

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RIGHT.

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THANK GOD I'M NOT
A TRANSVESTITE.

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SO WHAT DO WE KNOW
ABOUT PUSHY GALORE ?

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LET'S BRING IN
SPECIAL AGENT 14.

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HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.

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SEND IN SPECIAL
AGENT 14 !

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STRIPPERELLA,
CHIEF STROGANOFF,

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HERE'S THE 4-1-1
ON PUSHY GALORE.

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BEFORE PUSHY GALORE MADE
HER MARK IN THE FASHION WORLD,

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SHE WAS A TOP GENETIC PHYSICIST
AT THE INSTITUTE OF GENETICS.

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ALSO, PUSHY HAS LEGALLY ADOPTED
MORE THAN 1,000 IMMIGRANTS

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FROM THIRD-WORLD NATIONS,

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ALL OF WHICH-- OH !--
APPARENTLY LIVE WITH HER,

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BUT SUSPICIOUSLY HAVE NEVER
BEEN SEEN IN PUBLIC.

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ALSO, PUSHY GALORE
HAS BEEN MARRIED 143 TIMES.

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EVERY ONE OF HER HUSBANDS
DISAPPEARED MYSTERIOUSLY,

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SHORTLY AFTER
THEIR WEDDING DAY.

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SHE'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO
CELEBRITY FITNESS GURU,

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RICHARD SLIMMONS.

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OOH, THAT'S ME AND
MY WIFE MAKING THE LOVE.

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I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW
HOW THAT GOT IN THERE.

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OH !

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THERE'S THE HAPPY COUPLE.

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ONE MORE THING.

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PUSHY GALORE HAS NEVER
BEEN SEEN WITHOUT HER COAT.

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SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY.

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OH, THAT'S PROBABLY
HARVEY, MY TROUT.

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YOU KEEP A TROUT
IN YOUR PANTS ?

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WELL, THESE NEW PANTS
DON'T HAVE POCKETS.

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I'D BETTER GET THIS
PURSE DOWN TO THE LAB,

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SO I CAN HAVE
IT ANALYZED.

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RICHARD SLIMMONS'
LIFE COULD DEPEND ON IT !

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LET GO OF THE MICROSCOPE !

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HEY, HAL, BERNARD.

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HEY.

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HI, STRIPPERELLA.

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CHECK IT OUT !

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WE JUST MADE THESE
X-RAY SPECS FOR YOU.

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OH, YEAH.

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THEY'RE WORKING.

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OH, BOY, ARE
THEY WORKING.

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WOULD YOU TURN
AROUND, PLEASE ?

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OH, MY GOODNESS,
WHAT'S THAT ?

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THANKS, GUYS.

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WE ALSO MADE YOU THIS
BULLETPROOF NAIL FILE

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AND THIS INVISIBLE
TAPE MEASURE.

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( gunshot )

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HAL !

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GUYS, THIS IS
REALLY IMPORTANT.

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I NEED YOU TO ANALYZE
THIS PURSE.

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I'M POSITIVE
THE PURSE IS A FAKE.

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I KNOW FASHION !

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UMM...

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YOU'RE RIGHT,
THE PURSE IS A KNOCKOFF.

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THAT EVIL WOMAN.

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WHAT KIND OF MONSTER
WOULD DO SUCH A THING ?

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THAT'S THE WORST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD !

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AND... APPARENTLY THE PURSE
IS MADE OUT OF HUMAN FLESH.

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OKAY, SEE, NOW THAT'S THE NEW
WORST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

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OH, NO !

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RICHARD SLIMMONS.

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OWW, OWW...

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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING ?

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PACKING FUDGE.

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SUE ANN LUMPKIN FROM NORFOLK,
NEBRASKA, JUST LOST 583 POUNDS !

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AND I'M REWARDING HER WITH
HER FAVORITE SNACK TREAT !

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THIS IS NO TIME
FOR FUDGE PACKING.

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
RUBBING THIS SADDLE SOAP

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ALL OVER YOUR BODY.

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I HAVE BEEN.

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IT'S JUST THE SADDLE SOAP IS
MAKING MY SKIN ALL LEATHERY.

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JUST DO IT !

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HONEY BUNS, NOW
THAT WE'RE MARRIED,

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DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME I MET
MY 1,000 FOREIGN STEPCHILDREN ?

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OR MAYBE GET TO SEE YOU
WITH YOUR COAT OFF ?

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KEEP RUBBING !

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I'M GOING TO MAKE THE FINAL
PREPARATIONS FOR YOUR DEATH--

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I MEAN, DINNER.

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LOVE YOU !

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( man )
OKAY, THANK YOU.

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THAT'LL BE ALL,
THANK YOU.

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APPRECIATE
YOUR TIME, THANK YOU.

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OKAY, OR KEEP GOING.

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UH, YEAH, OKAY,
SHE'S A ROBOT, I GET IT.

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THANK YOU,
YOU CAN GO NOW !

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OH, I GIVE UP.

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WE'LL NEVER FIND
ANYONE TO REPLACE GISELLE.

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EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU
STILL AUDITIONING ?

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RHYTHM, SEDUCTIVITY,
CLEANLINESS, ALL EXCELLENT.

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SO TELL ME A LITTLE
ABOUT YOURSELF.

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WELL, MY NAME IS KAT,
AND I'M AN AMISH VIRGIN.

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( gasping )

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YOU DON'T SEE MANY
AMISH EROTIC DANCERS.

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OR VIRGINS.

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I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M
NOT INTERESTED IN WORKING HERE,

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IF THERE'S GONNA
BE ANY SMOKING,

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EXCESSIVE INTOXICATION,
RUDENESS, OR FOUL LANGUAGE.

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YOU'RE HIRED !

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REALLY, JUST LIKE THAT ?

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OH, THANK YOU, GOOD SIR,
THANK YOU SO MUCH !

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CONGRATULATIONS,
I'M PERSEPHONE.

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IT'S NICE
TO MEET YOU.

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YEAH, YEAH,
SAVE IT, BITCH.

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YOU JUST MAKE SURE YOU
STAY OUTTA MY WAY, GOT IT ?

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SHEESH, SOMETHING TELLS ME
YOU ARE NOT AMISH.

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OR A VIRGIN.

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LET'S HEAR WHO'S
ON THE LINE.

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HELLO, WHO AM
I SPEAKING WITH ?

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OH, UM, THIS IS JOAN.

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LAMP--
LAMP-CHAIR-WALL-NERSTEIN.

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WELL, MISS
LAMPCHAIRWALLNERSTEIN,

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DO YOU WANT THESE SHOES,

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OR ARE YOU GONNA GO
THROUGH LIFE A BIG LOSER ?

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OH, I WANT THE SHOES.

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I WAS JUST WONDERING IF I COULD
PICK THEM UP FROM YOU MYSELF,

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IN PERSON, AT YOUR SECRET,
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

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I'm afraid not.

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It's important that I keep my
location secret and undisclosed.

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ALL RIGHT THEN.

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I'D STILL LIKE TO ORDER
A PAIR OF THOSE SHOES.

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( grunting )

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( man )
I'M SORRY, HUGE DRUNK GUY,
BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA

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HAVE TO LEAVE.

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OH, YEAH ?
WHO'S GONNA MAKE ME ?

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( roaring )

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( giggling )

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YOU ARE SO FUNNY,
NOT TO MENTION INTERESTING

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AND HANDSOME.

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AND THAT FREAKISH GROWTH
ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD

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IS SO SEXY.

231
00:11:17,715 --> 00:11:18,947
UH-OH !

232
00:11:19,049 --> 00:11:22,184
I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO TO
THE A.T.M. MACHINE AGAIN.

233
00:11:22,287 --> 00:11:24,587
I'LL BE RIGHT
HERE, TIGER.

234
00:11:24,689 --> 00:11:26,756
GRR...

235
00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:28,224
SUCKER, LIKE A GIRL
THAT LOOKS LIKE ME

236
00:11:28,326 --> 00:11:30,660
WOULD BE INTERESTED IN
A PATHETIC PIECE OF CRAP

237
00:11:30,762 --> 00:11:32,262
LIKE YOU.

238
00:11:32,364 --> 00:11:33,564
PERSEPHONE,

239
00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:35,666
CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR
PUSHY GALORE'S DELIVERY GUY ?

240
00:11:35,768 --> 00:11:37,367
I'M WAITING FOR
A VERY SPECIAL PACKAGE.

241
00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:39,069
IT'S A MATTER OF
LIFE OR DEATH.

242
00:11:39,171 --> 00:11:41,439
DID YOU JUST SAY IT'S
A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH ?

243
00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:44,410
NO, THAT'S
NOT WHAT I SAID.

244
00:11:44,511 --> 00:11:46,511
HEY, ISN'T THAT
THE NEW GIRL ?

245
00:11:46,613 --> 00:11:48,080
I'D LOVE TO MEET HER.

246
00:11:48,182 --> 00:11:49,047
HI !

247
00:11:49,149 --> 00:11:50,181
I'M EROTICA.

248
00:11:50,283 --> 00:11:51,750
WELCOME TO OUR
LITTLE FAMILY.

249
00:11:51,852 --> 00:11:53,118
LISTEN, SISTER.

250
00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:55,088
I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS,
I'M HERE TO MAKE MONEY.

251
00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:58,424
AND RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE
SERIOUSLY WASTING MY TIME.

252
00:11:58,526 --> 00:12:00,961
OH... HUGE DRUNK GUY
PUNCHED ME IN THE EYE.

253
00:12:01,063 --> 00:12:02,228
HIS HANDS WERE FILTHY !

254
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,462
I JUST KNOW
I'M GONNA GET

255
00:12:03,565 --> 00:12:07,668
SOME SORT OF CONJUNCTIVITIS
OR EYE INFECTION.

256
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,871
OH, POOR BABY,
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

257
00:12:10,973 --> 00:12:17,278
I KNOW AN OLD AMISH
VIRGIN REMEDY.

258
00:12:17,381 --> 00:12:19,114
BOY, WHAT AN ANTAGONIST.

259
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,616
PACKAGE FOR MISS
LAMP-CHAIR-WALL-NERSTEIN.

260
00:12:21,719 --> 00:12:24,419
OH, I'M MISS--
WHATEVER THAT NAME WAS.

261
00:12:24,521 --> 00:12:27,223
I CAN'T THANK
YOU ENOUGH !

262
00:12:27,325 --> 00:12:30,226
WHOA, THANK YOU !

263
00:12:30,328 --> 00:12:32,295
I'LL NEVER WASH
THIS CHEEK AGAIN.

264
00:12:32,397 --> 00:12:34,163
WELL, AT LEAST NOT UNTIL
I GET BACK TO THE SECRET,

265
00:12:34,265 --> 00:12:37,801
UNDISCLOSED
LOCATION I WORK AT.

266
00:12:37,903 --> 00:12:41,638
LIPSTICK TRACKING DEVICE,
DON'T FAIL ME NOW.

267
00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:44,107
( beeping )

268
00:12:52,252 --> 00:12:54,652
PUSHY, PREPARE
TO BE WHIPPED.

269
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:36,297
♪ WE ARE FORCED TO
MAKE THINGS BY HAND ♪

270
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,702
♪ HOW WE LONG FOR
OUR FOREIGN LAND ♪

271
00:13:39,805 --> 00:13:42,906
♪ SLAVE LABOR SUCKS
THAT'S WHAT WE SAY ♪

272
00:13:43,008 --> 00:13:46,342
♪ BREAKING OUR BACKS
FOR TWO CENTS A DAY ♪

273
00:13:46,444 --> 00:13:47,743
♪ NO SICK DAYS ♪

274
00:13:47,845 --> 00:13:49,646
♪ NO VACATION ♪

275
00:13:49,748 --> 00:13:55,986
♪ WE WISH WE WERE BACK
IN OUR THIRD-WORLD NATION ♪

276
00:13:59,092 --> 00:14:01,059
THAT'S WHY SHE'S ADOPTED
ALL THOSE FOREIGNERS.

277
00:14:01,161 --> 00:14:02,827
SHE'S USING
THEM AS SLAVE LABOR.

278
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,129
THIS IS AWFUL !

279
00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:07,199
NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT
THEY'RE TERRIBLE SINGERS.

280
00:14:28,223 --> 00:14:30,456
SHE'S BREEDING ANIMALS
WITH DESIGNER LOGOS.

281
00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:32,192
TURNING EX-HUSBANDS
INTO FASHIONABLE APPAREL

282
00:14:32,295 --> 00:14:34,228
AND ACCESSORIES
IS ONE THING.

283
00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:36,197
BUT THIS IS AN ATROCITY !

284
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,103
This all-purpose
 Louis Vuitton skirt

285
00:14:41,205 --> 00:14:43,740
can be used for just
about anything.

286
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:47,444
At a mere $12.95, you
can't afford not to own it.

287
00:14:47,546 --> 00:14:48,811
DID YOU HEAR ME,
DAMN IT ?

288
00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:49,945
BUY IT !

289
00:14:50,048 --> 00:14:51,348
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

290
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,616
STRIPPERELLA !

291
00:14:52,718 --> 00:14:55,085
PUSHY HAS BEEN MAKING
IMITATION DESIGNER CLOTHES

292
00:14:55,188 --> 00:14:57,855
FROM POOR, GENETICALLY
MUTATED ANIMALS.

293
00:14:57,957 --> 00:15:01,926
THEY HAVE THE DESIGNER
LOGOS RIGHT ON THEM.

294
00:15:02,028 --> 00:15:03,561
( bleating )

295
00:15:03,663 --> 00:15:05,496
SO I CREATED SEVERAL
NEW SPECIES OF ANIMALS

296
00:15:05,599 --> 00:15:08,166
WITH DESIGNER HIDES,
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ?

297
00:15:08,268 --> 00:15:09,334
IT'S A VERY BIG DEAL.

298
00:15:09,436 --> 00:15:14,740
SHE'S ALSO BEEN MAKING
CLOTHES OUT OF HUMAN FLESH.

299
00:15:14,842 --> 00:15:15,941
EWW !

300
00:15:16,043 --> 00:15:18,444
( hurling )

301
00:15:18,546 --> 00:15:19,479
GIVE YOURSELF UP.

302
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:22,783
TEMPTING OFFER,
DARLING, BUT NO !

303
00:15:22,885 --> 00:15:24,618
THIS IS AN ARMANI BELT.

304
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,086
BOB ARMANI,
MY 73rd HUSBAND !

305
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:31,958
WHAT THE--

306
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,062
INVISIBLE TAPE MEASURE.

307
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:58,021
DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.

308
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,456
( screaming )

309
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:00,690
RICHARD SLIMMONS !

310
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,760
IF YOU TAKE
ONE MORE STEP...

311
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,334
RICHARD BECOMES
A DESIGNER BLOUSE.

312
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,147
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
ALWAYS WEARING A COAT.

313
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:27,353
JUST A FRINGE BENEFIT FROM MY
DAYS AS A GENETIC PHYSICIST.

314
00:16:27,455 --> 00:16:30,089
I GUESS NOW YOU CAN
CALL ME OCTO-PUSHY.

315
00:16:30,192 --> 00:16:32,725
( laughing )

316
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:03,759
I WANT A DIVORCE !

317
00:17:03,861 --> 00:17:05,194
YOU KNOW, ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS FLIP THAT SWITCH BACK

318
00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:06,796
TO THE OFF POSITION.

319
00:17:06,898 --> 00:17:08,031
WELL, YOU GOTTA ADMIT.

320
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:10,267
THIS WAS MORE DRAMATIC
AND SUPER-HEROEY.

321
00:17:10,369 --> 00:17:11,534
NOW, WAIT HERE.

322
00:17:11,636 --> 00:17:13,536
I'M GONNA GET
ME SOME PUSHY.

323
00:17:27,253 --> 00:17:28,921
HI-YA !

324
00:17:37,197 --> 00:17:39,198
( gunshots )

325
00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:18,607
( screaming )

326
00:18:38,297 --> 00:18:39,965
HA, HA, STRIPPERELLA !

327
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:42,668
YOU WILL NEVER
PUT ME BEHIND BARS.

328
00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:45,705
( laughing )

329
00:18:51,846 --> 00:18:53,413
WHERE AM I ?
WHAT IS THIS PLACE ?

330
00:18:53,515 --> 00:18:54,748
( screaming )

331
00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:56,817
OH, GET OFF OF ME !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

332
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:57,917
MY HAIR !

333
00:18:58,019 --> 00:18:59,285
GET OFF OF ME,
YOU ( bleeps ).

334
00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:00,953
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ?

335
00:19:01,055 --> 00:19:03,290
YOU LOVE IT,
YOU ( bleeps ).

336
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,493
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

337
00:19:05,595 --> 00:19:08,729
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

338
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,471
( cheering )

339
00:19:22,481 --> 00:19:23,813
And so Pushy Galore
is behind bars,

340
00:19:23,915 --> 00:19:26,549
AND STRIPPERELLA HAS
SAVED THE DAY ONCE AGAIN.

341
00:19:26,651 --> 00:19:27,850
AS FOR THE FREAKISH
DESIGNER ANIMALS,

342
00:19:27,952 --> 00:19:29,585
STRIPPERELLA PERSONALLY
DELIVERED THEM

343
00:19:29,687 --> 00:19:31,621
TO AN ANIMAL REFUGE,

344
00:19:31,723 --> 00:19:34,958
WHERE THEY WILL BE TENDED TO BY
THE NEWLY FREED SLAVE LABORERS.

345
00:19:35,061 --> 00:19:36,126
WHAT A CUTE STORY.

346
00:19:36,228 --> 00:19:37,628
I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD,
WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS.

347
00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,363
SKIP WITHERS IS WITH US
LIVE DOWNTOWN, SKIP ?

348
00:19:39,465 --> 00:19:40,498
THANK YOU, MARGO.

349
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,731
HARD-HITTING
REPORTING THERE.

350
00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,601
I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF
WHAT USED TO BE SILICONE'S

351
00:19:43,703 --> 00:19:44,903
GENTLEMEN'S CLUB.

352
00:19:45,005 --> 00:19:47,105
I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT IT
GETS PRETTY HOT IN THERE,

353
00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:50,008
AND TONIGHT, TRAGICALLY,
THAT IS ALL TOO TRUE.

354
00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:52,511
HERE'S OWNER OF
SILICONE'S, DIRK McMAHON.

355
00:19:52,613 --> 00:19:54,147
MY CLUB !

356
00:19:54,249 --> 00:19:55,414
WHY ?

357
00:19:55,516 --> 00:19:59,084
WHY DID THAT STRIPPER
INSIST ON BREATHING FIRE ?

358
00:19:59,186 --> 00:20:00,186
HI, DIRK,
HOW DO YOU FEEL ?

359
00:20:00,287 --> 00:20:01,587
HOW DO I FEEL ?

360
00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:04,925
FEEL THIS !

361
00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:10,029
GOODNESS, GRACIOUS,
SILICONE'S HAS BURNED DOWN.

362
00:20:10,132 --> 00:20:12,366
OH, NO, GISELLE !

363
00:20:12,468 --> 00:20:13,667
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

364
00:20:13,769 --> 00:20:14,836
NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE
EVER HAPPENED

365
00:20:14,938 --> 00:20:19,307
IF I'D JUST LET
GISELLE BREATHE FIRE HERE.

366
00:20:19,409 --> 00:20:20,874
GISELLE !

367
00:20:20,977 --> 00:20:23,544
OH, THANK MY LUCKY STARS.

368
00:20:23,647 --> 00:20:24,879
I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'RE HIRING.

369
00:20:24,982 --> 00:20:29,117
WE'RE NOT,
BUT WELCOME BACK.

370
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,821
SO SINCE GISELLE IS
COMING BACK TO WORK,

371
00:20:31,922 --> 00:20:35,291
THIS MEANS YOU'RE GOING
TO GET RID OF KAT, HMM ?

372
00:20:35,393 --> 00:20:36,760
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
WE LOVE HER !

373
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:40,430
WE'RE A BIG FAMILY HERE,
AND THERE'S ROOM FOR EVERYBODY.

374
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,833
I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT THE FIRE BREATHING.

375
00:20:42,935 --> 00:20:45,101
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
CHAIN-SAW JUGGLING ?

376
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,637
I'LL BE REAL CAREFUL...

377
00:20:46,739 --> 00:20:47,939
I CAN'T BELIEVE
KAT IS STAYING.

378
00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:49,840
WELL, MAYBE WE'LL
GROW TO LIKE HER.

379
00:20:49,942 --> 00:20:53,010
SHE'S MEAN, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE'S AN EVIL SUPER VILLAIN.

380
00:20:53,112 --> 00:20:55,847
NOT THAT I KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO DEAL

381
00:20:55,949 --> 00:20:57,716
WITH AN EVIL
SUPER VILLAIN.

382
00:20:57,818 --> 00:20:58,984
BECAUSE I DON'T.

383
00:20:59,086 --> 00:21:00,351
I'M JUST AN ORDINARY
EROTIC DANCER

384
00:21:00,454 --> 00:21:02,888
WITH NO AFFILIATION TO
CRIME FIGHTING WHATSOEVER.

385
00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:07,026
I'D BETTER GO
FINISH MY DANCE.

386
00:21:07,128 --> 00:21:09,562
HMM...

387
00:21:28,551 --> 00:21:32,621
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

388
00:21:32,723 --> 00:21:36,157
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪