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Come, come. 13 00:01:57,894 --> 00:02:02,952 Everyone! Let's toast to luck of the Californian wine "Mamma Mia". 14 00:02:09,666 --> 00:02:12,025 Advertising is useful for something. 15 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:17,121 And speaking of television advertising, We have thought of something stupid, 16 00:02:17,156 --> 00:02:20,481 especially for being stupid, who adapts especially well to our public. 17 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:22,519 Please, forward the group "Two plus two". 18 00:02:22,566 --> 00:02:29,652 Good wine, healthy wine, this American wine. If you want to catch it, it came from California. 19 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:43,128 What are you doing Livio? Aren't you going home? 20 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,228 - No, I have an appointment. - A girl? 21 00:02:45,474 --> 00:02:46,829 No, my wife. 22 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,647 - Hello treasure! - Hello. 23 00:03:03,778 --> 00:03:09,105 Today you also went to the hairdresser, as you You've looked so pretty, I'll take you to eat at the Chinese. 24 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:11,622 To Chinese! What a good idea! 25 00:03:14,472 --> 00:03:18,362 Is everything okay, sir? And then of chicken with bamboo, 26 00:03:18,397 --> 00:03:23,398 I will bring you the ox with bean sprouts, which is truly tasty. 27 00:03:23,844 --> 00:03:26,521 Bring him to the doctor a little jasmine tea. 28 00:03:29,051 --> 00:03:30,645 I see you a little hot. 29 00:03:31,395 --> 00:03:35,900 No, it's just that with those massages that they give you, the circulation wakes up 30 00:03:35,935 --> 00:03:38,028 and I notice my red cheeks. 31 00:03:38,063 --> 00:03:42,426 This is how you learn not to spend half a day letting yourself be tortured by those two scoundrels. 32 00:03:42,549 --> 00:03:44,986 What scoundrels? Geraldine and Cleo are not two scoundrels. 33 00:03:45,313 --> 00:03:47,830 They have the best beauty institute from all of Rome. 34 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:52,037 And thank goodness I had an appointment, because it was packed with people. 35 00:03:52,682 --> 00:03:57,638 - Especially firefighters, right? - Firefighters? Why do you say that? 36 00:03:57,889 --> 00:04:01,170 - To put out the fire, of course. - What fire? 37 00:04:01,614 --> 00:04:06,570 Haven't you found out? The radio said that they have had to vacate the palace. 38 00:04:09,304 --> 00:04:12,869 I already said there was a smell very strong burning. 39 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:15,386 - Yes, right? - Many victims? 40 00:04:16,274 --> 00:04:18,552 - Only one. - Poor... 41 00:04:19,197 --> 00:04:22,642 A middle-aged husband, renowned publicist, who leaves two children 42 00:04:22,677 --> 00:04:24,601 and 50,000 cases of Californian wine. 43 00:04:29,211 --> 00:04:35,613 I wouldn't like to feel bad, because This is very painful, even for me. 44 00:04:37,261 --> 00:04:40,827 In fact I should have told you told everything a long time ago. 45 00:04:40,927 --> 00:04:43,130 Come on, don't be shy, who is the lucky one? 46 00:04:43,230 --> 00:04:46,067 - Jean-Claude Hardy. - Do I know him? 47 00:04:46,674 --> 00:04:50,034 Yes, you met him at that party at the African embassy. 48 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:51,901 Black? 49 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:56,956 No, white, 35 years old. Tall, thin... 50 00:04:58,850 --> 00:05:03,060 with a strange virility and a beautiful smile. 51 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:06,250 He was sitting next to us, but you didn't even notice. 52 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:11,696 He has poise and elegance and very sweet eyes. 53 00:05:11,827 --> 00:05:16,983 I'm trying to remember but it doesn't come to me Mind you none of those features there. 54 00:05:17,194 --> 00:05:24,234 As always you were very busy, especially trying to improve interracial relations. 55 00:05:24,363 --> 00:05:26,612 If I'm not mistaken, That's what the night was about. 56 00:05:26,647 --> 00:05:29,808 The only thing I did was entertain myself with the minister of economy and commerce. 57 00:05:29,811 --> 00:05:34,296 A very handsome minister, I must admit. Much more than ours. However you... 58 00:05:34,331 --> 00:05:36,734 There was a moment I went out to the terrace, right? 59 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,653 I guess because you were hot. 60 00:05:39,023 --> 00:05:41,301 Already. That's what you thought. 61 00:05:41,426 --> 00:05:45,789 The typical point of view of an alleged seducer of economy and trade ministers. 62 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,267 But he was also there. 63 00:05:49,036 --> 00:05:53,513 Ah yes, now I remember, I was sitting next to us, on the couch. 64 00:05:54,483 --> 00:05:59,085 But he also tried the minister of economy and commerce. 65 00:05:59,730 --> 00:06:03,060 Yes, yes, I remember very well, spoke, spoke... 66 00:06:03,095 --> 00:06:08,779 or at least I tried to talk to her..., with him, with the minister. 67 00:06:09,904 --> 00:06:15,143 Yes, yes, but his hands spoke with me. And you don't know how! 68 00:06:25,404 --> 00:06:27,921 Voila! Here you have me. 69 00:06:29,770 --> 00:06:35,135 - What makes you think I was waiting for you? - In fact, it was I who was looking for you. 70 00:06:35,738 --> 00:06:39,588 Forgive me, but I am hypersensitive, a bundle of nerves 71 00:06:39,623 --> 00:06:45,387 and also my husband is there, which is terribly jealous and he doesn't lose sight of me. 72 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:56,605 Well then let's disappear from the field of vision of her terrible husband. 73 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,325 No, for what? 74 00:06:59,088 --> 00:07:02,973 Let's go to a place where we can be more comfortable. 75 00:07:03,254 --> 00:07:08,574 No, please. Look, I hate who are dedicated to flirting. 76 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:14,418 Yes, I'm just a fan! With you... With you, Lisa, I feel something special. 77 00:07:14,509 --> 00:07:18,473 I feel... I don't know If I may say so... "romantique". 78 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:24,271 "Romantic"? No, sorry, don't get your hopes up, 79 00:07:24,562 --> 00:07:28,560 You have nothing to do with me, you know? I am an extremely balanced woman. 80 00:07:29,168 --> 00:07:34,124 Extremely balanced. Not even if he kissed me on the neck, 81 00:07:35,056 --> 00:07:39,542 - Not even if he kissed me on the back. - On the back... 82 00:07:39,577 --> 00:07:41,900 Yes... No, no! 83 00:07:42,946 --> 00:07:46,796 Not even if he kissed me I would feel nothing in my arms. 84 00:07:46,831 --> 00:07:51,787 I am indifferent. Even if you He insisted now on kissing me on the mouth. 85 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:57,325 I wouldn't feel anything either. Nothing. I am a saint, a saint. 86 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,523 Do you realize that I don't feel anything? 87 00:08:01,011 --> 00:08:03,060 He has discovered his wife with his lover, 88 00:08:03,095 --> 00:08:06,771 he took his rifle, he shot them and he killed them both. 89 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:11,744 Primitive psychology. The typical drama of underdevelopment. 90 00:08:11,779 --> 00:08:15,000 Well, the name gives it away, He is undoubtedly Sicilian. 91 00:08:15,109 --> 00:08:16,138 You wouldn't do that, would you? 92 00:08:16,211 --> 00:08:18,379 I don't believe it, To begin with, my name is not "Locascio". 93 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,362 Don't worry, for a kiss I'm not going to take the shotgun, okay? 94 00:08:21,497 --> 00:08:26,553 It's not just a kiss. But you You are a modern man and you will understand. 95 00:08:27,205 --> 00:08:31,370 Clear. But hey, keep going. Naturally, the next day I called you. 96 00:08:31,405 --> 00:08:34,890 - Yes. He wanted to invite me to dinner. I told him no. - Very good. 97 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,933 - I told him no... fifteen days. - And on the 16th... you fell. 98 00:08:39,581 --> 00:08:43,135 The fortress has weakened and at noon He has entered through the southern gap. 99 00:08:43,867 --> 00:08:47,191 I didn't understand well what you said but I'm afraid it's vulgar. 100 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:48,945 When did the surrender occur? unconditional? 101 00:08:49,274 --> 00:08:54,594 - On Friday the 17th. - An unfortunate day. Where was I? 102 00:08:54,681 --> 00:08:58,481 - You had gone to football. - And also Milan lost that day. 103 00:08:59,047 --> 00:09:02,202 At that time you were not happy. And I wasn't happy either. 104 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:06,854 I imagine it, for you it must be It must have been a terrible situation. 105 00:09:07,478 --> 00:09:12,164 I know you're not going to believe me, but I I couldn't stop thinking about you. Always. 106 00:09:12,199 --> 00:09:13,811 - I apreciate it. - Always. 107 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:17,845 You have always been very considerate, especially in critical moments. 108 00:09:18,573 --> 00:09:20,327 - Lisa! - Oh, Jean Claude. 109 00:09:20,615 --> 00:09:24,660 I don't know what I'm doing here, I was passing by By chance, I came up to greet you. 110 00:09:25,422 --> 00:09:27,142 How much I would like that you met my husband. 111 00:09:27,264 --> 00:09:29,098 Yes! The last button below. 112 00:09:29,908 --> 00:09:33,873 No no. What are you doing? No, as you see, I wasn't ready to come to your house. 113 00:09:33,908 --> 00:09:34,839 Sure, sure. 114 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:37,718 You don't know what an extraordinary man It's my husband. You don't know how he loves me. 115 00:09:37,753 --> 00:09:40,522 A very refined man, it melts away in attention. 116 00:09:40,557 --> 00:09:41,399 How guilty I feel! 117 00:09:41,523 --> 00:09:44,120 No, not Cardin's cap! Don't take it away from me, I bought it today. 118 00:09:44,487 --> 00:09:46,214 You don't know how much he wants me. 119 00:09:46,249 --> 00:09:49,859 Five, six times a day. Take me in the kitchen, 120 00:09:49,894 --> 00:09:53,369 on the stairs, on the chair, even on the ironing board 121 00:09:53,499 --> 00:09:57,424 Sometimes I burn. Then he squeezes me. 122 00:09:57,459 --> 00:09:58,711 I squeeze, yes... 123 00:09:58,746 --> 00:10:02,871 It squeezes me until it makes me roll, roll across the table. 124 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,147 Now let's roll... 125 00:10:04,633 --> 00:10:05,750 No, not the hair... 126 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:17,721 Oh Claude, oh Jean Claude! 127 00:10:18,091 --> 00:10:22,488 Oh, Livio, how much I have suffered, My Livio. How much I have suffered. 128 00:10:23,018 --> 00:10:26,307 Yes, yes, I don't doubt it. Get in in bed with another man 129 00:10:26,342 --> 00:10:31,028 while your husband is gone Watching football must be very painful. 130 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,751 I'm glad that in the end things have turned out well. 131 00:10:34,974 --> 00:10:40,229 Yes and no... I don't know... Yes and no because The first time is never what you imagine. 132 00:10:40,481 --> 00:10:43,565 And also you have ruined it for me everything, because I couldn't stop thinking about you. 133 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:47,483 Sorry, darling, that wasn't my intention. ruin adultery for you. 134 00:10:47,550 --> 00:10:50,854 Do you see it, Livio? If at least these In recent years you would have lent me 135 00:10:50,889 --> 00:10:53,818 a little more attention, all this would not have happened. 136 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:54,865 Yes, yes, you are right. 137 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:59,422 But you weren't looking at me anymore, so I fell before the first passionate look. What could I do? 138 00:10:59,786 --> 00:11:02,144 Well I've always tried that you didn't lack anything. 139 00:11:02,349 --> 00:11:07,305 - Sure, except the most important thing. - Oh, yes... I forgot. The love. 140 00:11:07,396 --> 00:11:09,164 The love. The love. 141 00:11:09,199 --> 00:11:12,148 However this was the end that I deserved it, I already knew it, it was inevitable. 142 00:11:12,183 --> 00:11:15,440 Well if you knew you could have lent a little more attention. Be careful with the truck! 143 00:11:17,089 --> 00:11:22,375 Everything controlled. Yes, I knew it from the first moment. Since you seduced me. 144 00:11:22,857 --> 00:11:27,423 - That I seduced you? You seduced me. - So I'm the one who seduced you. 145 00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:29,470 I remember perfectly. You smiled at me. 146 00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:32,421 - Me? - Yes, a lascivious and inviting smile. 147 00:11:48,531 --> 00:11:52,215 Are you stupid or what! �But look what has done! A little care. Look where you're going! 148 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,179 I haven't done it on purpose. a small distraction, it can happen to anyone. 149 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,116 Listen, I was at the stop sign when this man... 150 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,019 Hey, don't use those terms, education with a lady 151 00:11:59,145 --> 00:12:00,867 - And who are you? - Forget about that. 152 00:12:00,902 --> 00:12:01,713 Come on, get out of here. 153 00:12:01,748 --> 00:12:03,388 Meanwhile tell me your name and surnames. 154 00:12:03,751 --> 00:12:04,468 What does it say? Don't you have a pencil? 155 00:12:06,514 --> 00:12:07,471 What last name or anything! 156 00:12:08,557 --> 00:12:09,764 Did you slap him? 157 00:12:09,799 --> 00:12:12,555 - Scoundrel... - Yes, but... Nothing happens, nothing. 158 00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:14,557 - I'm sorry. - I'm better now. 159 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:19,046 - I'm sorry. - But... where are you from? 160 00:12:19,932 --> 00:12:25,457 - Born in Cremona but Milanese by adoption. - Me from Ladispoli. 161 00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:29,545 Since your car is damaged, Do you want to sit in mine? 162 00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:31,026 - Thank you. - Come on. 163 00:12:31,488 --> 00:12:34,484 That day I asked myself if not You would be too pretty for me alone. 164 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:39,895 - And since then you haven't returned to question. - Never. 165 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:45,655 until last week, when They saw you enter the travel agency. 166 00:12:46,227 --> 00:12:49,029 -Who? - My secretary Patty. 167 00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:51,471 - Ah... The dried pineapple? - How? 168 00:12:51,506 --> 00:12:53,711 The dried pineapple. Don't you call her that? 169 00:12:54,678 --> 00:13:00,806 He told me that he had seen you accompanied by a tall, distinguished young man with magnetic eyes. 170 00:13:00,841 --> 00:13:05,762 - Yes, you have magnetic eyes... -And what do you do? Is it a hypotonizer? 171 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,731 No it doesn't work. He loves. 172 00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:11,056 "Tombeur de femmes." 173 00:13:17,148 --> 00:13:20,918 We have already arrived. It has been a very relaxing trip. 174 00:13:20,953 --> 00:13:24,242 I am happy because we have solved all our problems. 175 00:13:24,277 --> 00:13:27,762 What joy! How glad I am to see the gentlemen again in love and harmony! 176 00:13:27,797 --> 00:13:31,601 Hello Cecilia. Very good, Cecilia... the right word at the right time. 177 00:13:32,288 --> 00:13:35,968 - Madam, should I put the car in the garage? - Yes, yes, you handle it. 178 00:13:37,374 --> 00:13:39,015 Flash, come, come here... 179 00:13:41,179 --> 00:13:42,580 So you want a divorce. 180 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,819 Well, it seems inevitable to me... 181 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:51,466 And we finally have a law... 182 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,277 We should take advantage of it, Don't you think? 183 00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:12,135 - Then we cancel the departure. - How? The exit? 184 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,137 - What exit? - Our trip. 185 00:14:15,705 --> 00:14:17,504 What's wrong, you didn't remember anymore? 186 00:14:18,348 --> 00:14:19,783 Our holidays abroad. 187 00:14:20,111 --> 00:14:22,947 The holidays? Do you know? I was thinking that now... 188 00:14:23,235 --> 00:14:28,190 That's why you went to the travel agency to cancel the reservation of the tickets. 189 00:14:28,322 --> 00:14:31,796 No, I haven't been to... Well, yes I have been to the travel agency, 190 00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:36,217 because Jean Claude had to get out a ticket He goes to Madrid. 191 00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:41,997 - Oh. Jean Claude goes on a trip to Madrid. - Yes, you have to buy a horse. 192 00:14:42,032 --> 00:14:47,743 - A horse. And you don't go with him? - No. Obviously I'm staying here, he's leaving alone. 193 00:14:49,029 --> 00:14:52,105 That's why you booked a carriage with two berths 194 00:14:53,114 --> 00:14:55,506 For whom? One for him and another for the horse? 195 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:01,837 If we get down to business, yes, We went out together on Sunday morning. 196 00:15:02,006 --> 00:15:04,364 Double wagon. He above and I below. Hala! 197 00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:07,048 Today is Friday... 198 00:15:07,594 --> 00:15:11,458 - When were you thinking of telling me? - Monday 199 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,497 The next day? Very good... 200 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:17,827 From Saturday to Monday, what difference does it make? Jean-Claude I had to spend a few hours in Milan, 201 00:15:17,862 --> 00:15:19,714 so I would have called you from there by phone. 202 00:15:19,749 --> 00:15:23,269 I don't understand. What would you have said to justify your absence, excuse me? 203 00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:26,163 I don't know. Any excuse, right? 204 00:15:26,198 --> 00:15:28,839 Yeah, and since I'm stupid and I believe it all... right? 205 00:15:28,874 --> 00:15:31,481 I would have told you that I was going to see my mother. 206 00:15:33,007 --> 00:15:39,696 Now I'm starting to understand it, the "deus ex machina", that sinister being with curly hair, 207 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,894 with the glasses, that operates from the shadows. 208 00:15:42,019 --> 00:15:44,695 - And now why is Kissinger coming? - Your mother! 209 00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:50,459 Look Livio, the day is done with me, so If you don't mind, we'll talk tomorrow, okay? 210 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:53,507 because pain has come to me head over heels that I can't handle him. 211 00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:58,750 Of course it bothers me, it was ours Last fight, with how well we fought. 212 00:15:58,841 --> 00:16:00,435 We will have time until Sunday. 213 00:16:00,603 --> 00:16:03,964 Not much, really, We'll have to hurry. 214 00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:07,407 Do you see how it was better not to say it? We would have avoided this scene. 215 00:16:07,853 --> 00:16:12,410 A scene, after 10 years of marriage You can grant me at least one, right? 216 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:18,102 Oh, I forgot, something without importance... Children. 217 00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:22,412 Yes. The two slightly blonde brats. Wait, what are they called? 218 00:16:22,447 --> 00:16:25,139 I have the names on the tip of the language but I don't remember anymore. 219 00:16:25,174 --> 00:16:30,632 - Yes, how funny. - Yes, children come as quickly as they leave. 220 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:35,450 They are wonderful with my mother. Anything else you want to say about my father? 221 00:16:35,485 --> 00:16:37,827 No, I was going to say something stupid but I take it back. 222 00:16:37,854 --> 00:16:43,224 Better. I have always taken care of myself of children, and will continue to do so. 223 00:16:43,259 --> 00:16:48,215 They will live with me and Jean Claude. A mother never abandons her cubs. 224 00:16:48,326 --> 00:16:54,072 You can know how the two will live marmotillas? Will he have a meadow to play in? 225 00:16:54,194 --> 00:17:00,118 Look, the poor things will only have 100 hectares of forest and grass, 226 00:17:00,242 --> 00:17:03,606 50 rooms with bathroom and shower and a lake. 227 00:17:03,641 --> 00:17:05,414 What is it, the IOC sports center? 228 00:17:05,449 --> 00:17:09,367 No. The family castle where Jean Claude was born and where his mother lives. 229 00:17:11,817 --> 00:17:13,566 And apart from a forest, What does he have that I don't have? 230 00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:17,600 - The drive and freshness of a young man. - An allusion to my physical deterioration? 231 00:17:17,606 --> 00:17:20,300 No, treasure. Your health It doesn't worry me at all. 232 00:17:20,389 --> 00:17:24,994 Not even when you come home in a mess after spending the night playing poker 233 00:17:25,029 --> 00:17:27,998 with your friend Saverio, who is gone the day before to the Canary Islands. 234 00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:30,642 �We already started with the story of Saverio and the Canary Islands? 235 00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:32,681 No, honey, no. It's the last time. 236 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,199 In short, may your friend He is very awake. Anything else? 237 00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:43,090 Much more. It's sweet, He is sensitive, he is loyal, he is faithful. 238 00:17:43,339 --> 00:17:47,332 He brings the newspaper to your mouth in the morning and barks at thieves? 239 00:17:48,386 --> 00:17:55,190 - It's not that. He gets excited with me. - In what sense? 240 00:17:55,836 --> 00:18:01,592 Excited when he talks to me, excited when he looks at me, 241 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,593 excited when it's my turn. Look, when we're not together... 242 00:18:04,628 --> 00:18:08,172 Understood, please do not come in in pornographic details, thank you. 243 00:18:08,207 --> 00:18:13,017 Will not enter. The fact is that I I'm also excited. 244 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:17,663 Because I finally feel pleasure. It's a skin question. 245 00:18:17,804 --> 00:18:20,204 It's like between us there was electricity when... 246 00:18:20,239 --> 00:18:24,005 It seems very delicate to me that you put our background album. 247 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:26,877 - Ah, is it our album? - Yes, if you don't mind... 248 00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:29,471 Oh well... 249 00:18:30,322 --> 00:18:33,330 When I realized that I was doing weak with Jean Claude 250 00:18:33,365 --> 00:18:38,321 I asked you to take care of me, that you will help me, you will take me on a trip, 251 00:18:38,892 --> 00:18:46,048 I don't know, to the Seychelles, to Hawaii or wherever. But you nothing. 252 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:51,545 You thought it was a whim and you refused. 253 00:18:51,609 --> 00:18:56,113 And what use would it have been? you would always have I saw Jean Claude sitting in front of you. 254 00:18:56,115 --> 00:18:58,895 It is him who you would have admired from behind, 255 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,475 on the balcony, wrapped in a romantic robe, 256 00:19:01,762 --> 00:19:03,230 but it's me you would have seen in underwear, 257 00:19:03,265 --> 00:19:07,683 me, stick my finger in my nose, me to flush the toilet. 258 00:19:07,971 --> 00:19:10,552 You could go to the balcony and stick your finger in your nose. 259 00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:13,014 Deep down it's what I wanted. 260 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,448 Do you know that you are reacting very well? 261 00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:21,765 I was expecting a scene of jealousy and deep down I would have liked it. 262 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,983 And in his place, an Englishman. 263 00:19:27,117 --> 00:19:31,316 - Am I jealous? - No, huh? 264 00:19:37,411 --> 00:19:42,494 Ah! Giving him the French! I caught you red-handed. 265 00:19:45,777 --> 00:19:48,302 - You deserve to die. - Don't shoot. 266 00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:52,025 You, disgusting. And you, bitch. 267 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:56,671 It was an affectionate friendship. 268 00:20:02,343 --> 00:20:05,532 30 dead and hundreds injured today 269 00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:08,722 in the last confrontations between the government and the rebels. 270 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:14,816 In short, you go with him because I don't have electric skin. 271 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,721 - It's not the only reason. - I repeat the question. 272 00:20:19,726 --> 00:20:22,961 "You and I have had some ever electric skin in bed? 273 00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:24,121 Of course yes. 274 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:28,333 Well if you say it with that tone Maybe we have never had it. 275 00:20:29,298 --> 00:20:32,022 we have had a great electric skin, because... 276 00:20:32,057 --> 00:20:34,585 I beg you, not in front of the service. 277 00:20:35,186 --> 00:20:37,623 What do you want for dinner this evening, gentlemen, gnocchi? 278 00:20:37,749 --> 00:20:39,743 - What gnocchi! - I'm not hungry. 279 00:20:42,155 --> 00:20:44,719 Better, because I didn't know how to cook them. 280 00:20:46,281 --> 00:20:49,084 Do you remember last year, on vacation in Taormina, 281 00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:52,684 when we spent seven days without leaving the room? 282 00:20:52,889 --> 00:20:56,214 - Clear. It didn't stop raining. - Didn't you think it was romantic? 283 00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:59,369 Of course yes. You taught me how to play chess. 284 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:04,790 Well, at this point I have to admit, I have screwed up in every way. 285 00:21:04,825 --> 00:21:10,829 No, come on, you'll find someone else, but now You dislike this idea, but you will find it. You'll see. 286 00:21:12,595 --> 00:21:17,551 - You are very attractive, you know? - It was. Now I'm disgusted. 287 00:21:17,842 --> 00:21:22,239 Don't talk nonsense, you only have 10 years older than me... 12. 288 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,886 Right now I have 100 more than you. 289 00:21:26,213 --> 00:21:29,688 Look, the youth and the looks Physicality is not everything in life. 290 00:21:30,018 --> 00:21:33,333 What's wrong? There is something that is not Do you like my physical appearance? 291 00:21:34,144 --> 00:21:39,099 No, for God's sake, nothing. Although if you drank a little less and do a little more exercise... 292 00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:43,196 but don't worry, the physique only interests to very superficial women. 293 00:21:43,231 --> 00:21:44,870 It's a statistic. 294 00:21:45,078 --> 00:21:50,034 Yes? It's funny how much I They like superficial women. 295 00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:51,685 -Yes? - Very much. 296 00:21:51,807 --> 00:21:54,771 - Jean Claude too, you know? - Coincidence. 297 00:21:54,806 --> 00:21:57,334 You seemed wonderful to him at the embassy. 298 00:21:58,975 --> 00:22:05,658 He said that you are a very Italian man. know recognizing the qualities is not mean at all. 299 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,986 I would like to meet him. 300 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:14,306 - Why not? -Who knows? Maybe we could become friends. 301 00:22:14,477 --> 00:22:17,279 - Very good! That's education. - Invite him to come. 302 00:22:19,483 --> 00:22:20,679 Don't exaggerate either. 303 00:22:20,885 --> 00:22:22,573 Hey, I'm not proposing to you. an orgy 304 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:24,805 You tell him to come, what happens here on the weekend 305 00:22:24,931 --> 00:22:31,048 and the two relaxed, calm and calm, You take your train to Madrid on Monday. 306 00:22:31,339 --> 00:22:36,346 Look, that seems like the only way to end our relationship with a certain style. 307 00:22:36,381 --> 00:22:39,228 As they say, like modern couples. 308 00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:44,273 I don't know, I don't know... but like that, so fast. Maybe later. 309 00:22:44,717 --> 00:22:50,004 Give me time, eh? Furthermore, what are we going to do? A threesome? 310 00:22:50,039 --> 00:22:51,611 In that case a quartet. 311 00:22:51,646 --> 00:22:53,573 - Why? - Patty is also coming. 312 00:22:53,608 --> 00:22:56,137 -Who is Patty? - What do you mean, who is Patty? My secretary. 313 00:22:56,172 --> 00:23:01,127 - Ah, yes, yes, the dried pineapple. - Well it seems that he has gained a little weight. 314 00:23:01,418 --> 00:23:04,468 -And why is that spy coming? - To give me a hand. 315 00:23:04,503 --> 00:23:08,581 To type some things, so I take advantage on Saturday to finish a document. 316 00:23:09,469 --> 00:23:12,192 Let's see flames? Here, go... 317 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:16,524 No, I'm afraid that we let us feel uncomfortable, that... 318 00:23:16,559 --> 00:23:21,195 Why would we feel uncomfortable? We are four adult and civilized people. 319 00:23:21,726 --> 00:23:26,043 And he is also shy, I'm sure it surprises you, doesn't it... 320 00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:31,776 Why would it surprise you? Come on, call... Well, if you don't want to, fine. 321 00:23:33,701 --> 00:23:35,376 Do you think I'm afraid? 322 00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:45,586 Hello. How are you? Look, I'm... with my husband and... 323 00:23:47,319 --> 00:23:51,716 Love, it's me, Lisa. What voice? 324 00:23:52,726 --> 00:23:56,485 No, it's because I'm a little nervous and my voice shakes a little. 325 00:23:56,772 --> 00:23:59,813 Hey, I wanted to tell you that I have told him everything. 326 00:24:01,979 --> 00:24:04,496 Yes, I know it's not very diplomatic, but he already knew it. 327 00:24:07,185 --> 00:24:10,739 No no... He has taken it with great class. 328 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:14,308 Yes. Serene. He is an Englishman. 329 00:24:15,356 --> 00:24:17,827 This way we can fly towards happiness. 330 00:24:19,361 --> 00:24:24,317 I know we are going by train, but I say "fly" in a poetic sense, you understand? 331 00:24:26,211 --> 00:24:28,819 hello? You don't hear anything. hello? 332 00:24:28,854 --> 00:24:31,291 - Give me. - This phone has never worked. 333 00:24:43,393 --> 00:24:47,870 Yes hello. Can you hear it now? Over to Lisa. 334 00:24:49,802 --> 00:24:54,757 Yes? Hello. Yes, I don't know what he has done, He just adjusted it a little. 335 00:24:55,649 --> 00:25:02,211 He's very good at these house tricks, Yesterday our water broke and in a moment... 336 00:25:02,338 --> 00:25:05,015 I'll talk to you about the water tomorrow, Tell him about the invitation. 337 00:25:06,383 --> 00:25:08,696 Hey, Livio would like to meet you. 338 00:25:09,267 --> 00:25:11,545 Yes, I know that he already knows you, but he would like to get to know you better. 339 00:25:11,991 --> 00:25:15,591 He would like to talk to you about some details of the separation. 340 00:25:16,837 --> 00:25:21,083 What I was saying. He says it's better Go to his house tomorrow morning. 341 00:25:21,118 --> 00:25:22,690 - Do you mind? - No, but... 342 00:25:22,725 --> 00:25:25,880 Hello, Hardy? It's me. Yes, the husband. 343 00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:31,365 Why don't you come tomorrow, we'll pass here in the afternoon and chat for a while? 344 00:25:32,318 --> 00:25:39,499 Sure, I could walk straight out of here on Sunday, you and Lisa. Yes, to Madrid. 345 00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:46,545 How? But man, don't be ridiculous. We are almost in the 21st century. 346 00:25:47,277 --> 00:25:52,725 Yes, of course, Lisa agrees. Tell him you agree. 347 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,011 I would agree if... 348 00:25:54,046 --> 00:25:57,282 You've heard it, you agree. I'm glad, very good. 349 00:25:58,853 --> 00:26:03,010 Sure, see you tomorrow. One thing, do you know how to play tennis? 350 00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:06,743 Bring your racket and we played a little game. 351 00:26:06,778 --> 00:26:08,258 Wait, I have to tell you... 352 00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:14,719 Why did you tell him that bring the tennis racket? 353 00:26:14,754 --> 00:26:19,150 - Because without a racket it is difficult to play tennis. - Yes. To beat him up. 354 00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:23,519 Because you think that making him look ridiculous you can change the situation. 355 00:26:24,006 --> 00:26:29,212 I'm not that childish. Besides, why give it to me with another when I have to give it to myself? 356 00:26:29,573 --> 00:26:32,897 - No, no, it's my fault. - No, it's mine, I know. 357 00:26:32,932 --> 00:26:35,145 Why do you have me too? What to remove that? 358 00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:38,630 I have committed adultery, So this time it's my fault. 359 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:41,820 But I know the reason, and it is fair that assume full responsibility for the case. 360 00:26:42,190 --> 00:26:44,148 In what sense? 361 00:26:44,433 --> 00:26:48,910 In the sense that it would be much better that the adultery had been committed by me. 362 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,079 What adultery? another adultery? 363 00:26:52,603 --> 00:26:57,559 No, it would have to be organized. You would have to catch me in flagrante, we could use Cecilia. 364 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:03,006 - Would you like to commit adultery with Cecilia? - No. Cecilia would serve as a witness. 365 00:27:04,379 --> 00:27:06,019 It seems too much to me. 366 00:27:08,745 --> 00:27:11,829 - As always, you haven't thought about the children... - Of course I think about them! 367 00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:13,917 Let's see, in case of adultery because of you, 368 00:27:13,952 --> 00:27:18,157 a ruthless and undemocratic judge I would assign the children to me, 369 00:27:18,192 --> 00:27:21,899 but it seems fair to me that the children go with the mother. 370 00:27:21,934 --> 00:27:25,607 Sure! They must be with me. Do you know that you are very good? 371 00:27:25,642 --> 00:27:26,757 I know. 372 00:27:27,249 --> 00:27:34,688 Well, well, well, well... Good night. 373 00:27:36,141 --> 00:27:39,345 I know you're sad because our love has ended, 374 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:42,705 but you know? I don't know how to do two things at the same time. 375 00:27:43,150 --> 00:27:45,518 - See you upstairs. - Where? 376 00:27:45,553 --> 00:27:48,948 - How what where? In the room. - No, I can't. 377 00:27:49,238 --> 00:27:52,122 -And where do I sleep, in the living room? - I can't sleep with you. 378 00:27:52,157 --> 00:27:54,730 Yesterday yes and today we should no longer do it. 379 00:27:54,765 --> 00:27:58,445 Last night you didn't know, or rather, I didn't know that you knew. 380 00:27:58,570 --> 00:28:00,097 And what is the difference? 381 00:28:00,132 --> 00:28:04,529 The difference is that yesterday I was a faithful woman. Tonight I am an adulteress. 382 00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:15,307 - Ah, about the beauty institute. - What? 383 00:28:15,342 --> 00:28:19,507 - There was no fire. - I already knew it. 384 00:28:31,213 --> 00:28:32,125 Hello Patty. 385 00:28:32,615 --> 00:28:34,891 Are you going? Ready? 386 00:28:49,798 --> 00:28:53,921 - Sorry, it was luck. - Yes sir, very good. Very good. 387 00:29:03,897 --> 00:29:06,209 - Good. - Excuse me. 388 00:29:09,143 --> 00:29:10,991 Lady, you are going to ruin your hands. leave it to me, 389 00:29:11,026 --> 00:29:12,913 I have skin on my hands as hard as the feet. 390 00:29:12,948 --> 00:29:17,425 In fact too hard. you always break me all the thorns. Have you thought about wine? 391 00:29:17,595 --> 00:29:20,909 - Do you want the good one or the American one? - The good one, do you want to poison us? 392 00:29:29,931 --> 00:29:31,538 Good morning. 393 00:29:31,573 --> 00:29:33,771 Who is that shameless woman? 394 00:29:35,298 --> 00:29:37,974 Can I take this bag, please? 395 00:29:47,474 --> 00:29:49,068 Hello, Mrs. Stefani. 396 00:29:53,121 --> 00:29:55,479 I'm Patty, her husband's secretary. 397 00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:58,764 - Oh yes... the dried pineapple. - How? 398 00:29:59,290 --> 00:30:02,848 - Nothing, nothing. - Mr. Stefani told me to come, right? 399 00:30:02,955 --> 00:30:06,011 - Yes... - Why, he hasn't told you anything? 400 00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:07,893 Yes, yes... 401 00:30:08,522 --> 00:30:12,467 Look, if you don't agree, I can leave just as I came, you know? 402 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:31,623 Very good, very good, very good... Congratulations. 403 00:30:33,996 --> 00:30:39,151 I have always said it, tennis would be a sport Wonderful if I didn't have rules. I shit on everything... 404 00:30:39,763 --> 00:30:42,612 You should correct the posture of the service. 405 00:30:42,647 --> 00:30:47,093 The racket must form a straight line, with the arm more extended. Like this. 406 00:30:47,128 --> 00:30:49,371 -Livio! - I'm coming, treasure. 407 00:30:49,736 --> 00:30:53,301 Wow, sorry about the treasure, It is the force of habit. 408 00:30:53,336 --> 00:30:54,975 It's completely natural. 409 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:59,182 - I'm very sorry that you're getting divorced, you know? - Livio, excuse me for a moment. Look... 410 00:30:59,389 --> 00:31:00,983 - And is that your...? - Yes... 411 00:31:01,071 --> 00:31:02,530 - Is it him? - You see. 412 00:31:02,565 --> 00:31:05,390 - How handsome! - Yes. 413 00:31:06,137 --> 00:31:11,403 How nice it is to agree, I think that everyone should get divorced like this. 414 00:31:11,438 --> 00:31:13,407 - Yes... Livio, I have to tell you something. - Ah, Patty has arrived. 415 00:31:13,442 --> 00:31:16,211 - Good morning, doctor. - Hello. Have you found the road? 416 00:31:16,246 --> 00:31:18,980 Yes, only 20,000 lire for a taxi. 417 00:31:19,015 --> 00:31:21,213 Don't worry, don't worry, compensate for Californian wine. 418 00:31:21,578 --> 00:31:24,302 - You know me... how to say... - Yes, yes, very pretty. 419 00:31:24,337 --> 00:31:27,706 ...to my future ex-wife? - And this is Jean. 420 00:31:27,741 --> 00:31:29,554 A pleasure. 421 00:31:29,589 --> 00:31:34,595 - How to say? "stephusband" or perhaps "stephusband." - How does step-husband sound? 422 00:31:34,630 --> 00:31:36,563 Sorry, I have to talk to you. 423 00:31:36,598 --> 00:31:38,766 Not now, I have to accompany her to the room. 424 00:31:38,801 --> 00:31:40,999 - It will only be a minute. - Us too. Come, come, come... 425 00:31:43,207 --> 00:31:46,090 I have to admit that your husband He is extremely kind. 426 00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:47,537 It's a vermin. 427 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:50,902 A vermin? Well, I don't I know as well as you, but... 428 00:31:50,937 --> 00:31:55,943 - But have you seen who he brought? - Yes, a little vulgar, but she seems like a good girl. 429 00:31:55,978 --> 00:31:57,350 I don't know, I haven't looked at it... 430 00:31:57,385 --> 00:32:01,178 Well, she is the typical woman who we call it "charmant". 431 00:32:02,392 --> 00:32:04,920 - That's charmant? - Yes. 432 00:32:04,955 --> 00:32:08,079 What do you say? Owl eyes, trumpet nose, guitar ass and mandolin thighs. 433 00:32:08,114 --> 00:32:13,035 - It looks like a village quartet! - And what does it matter what it is like? 434 00:32:15,169 --> 00:32:18,131 Nothing to me, of course, but I do care to bring it to me here. 435 00:32:18,413 --> 00:32:21,182 In such a delicate moment, a little respect. 436 00:32:21,217 --> 00:32:24,982 But you knew it was coming. "You had not Have you and your husband agreed? 437 00:32:25,017 --> 00:32:27,785 Yes, of course. but I didn't know he would bring it to me today. 438 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,433 And what difference is there in the background? 439 00:32:29,468 --> 00:32:33,692 There is a huge difference, He could wait for me to leave. 440 00:32:33,727 --> 00:32:37,916 - It seems to me that you are jealous. - Am I jealous? Don't make me laugh. 441 00:32:39,601 --> 00:32:44,237 Oh, petit, why are you so angry? Do you still care what he does? 442 00:32:44,367 --> 00:32:48,206 - I don't care about anything, I just... - No, let's not talk about that anymore, okay? 443 00:32:48,493 --> 00:32:51,010 Okay. Come on. 444 00:32:52,057 --> 00:32:54,290 Do you know? More than a month ago who didn't play tennis. 445 00:32:54,541 --> 00:33:01,227 - Don't think about it, Livio plays every day. - Really? He should play much better. 446 00:33:01,430 --> 00:33:04,551 - How? - Man, maybe I've been lucky. 447 00:33:06,076 --> 00:33:09,630 What do you mean, that have you won? You to him? 448 00:33:10,201 --> 00:33:14,887 Hey, what's with all the surprise? Deep down I also play well. 449 00:33:14,922 --> 00:33:16,846 Yes, but Livio... 450 00:33:19,173 --> 00:33:23,730 What a beautiful house. So many beautiful things... 451 00:33:29,427 --> 00:33:32,551 Let's see... these are the famous ones nice eggs, right? 452 00:33:32,586 --> 00:33:35,068 - No, from �nice. - Of �nice. 453 00:33:36,396 --> 00:33:40,166 - Ah, how pretty this one is. - That's mother of pearl... 454 00:33:40,201 --> 00:33:43,038 - It's beautiful... - and not mother "club", as it might seem. 455 00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:54,771 - How pretty this one is. It's you. - Yes, I posed, modestly. 456 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:59,058 - It's beautiful! It's a shame he doesn't have a head. - Things that happen... 457 00:33:59,506 --> 00:34:01,784 - Ah, there's the head! - Yes. 458 00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:05,671 - Why don't you hit her? - Now they don't give me anymore... 459 00:34:05,706 --> 00:34:08,792 I must tell you that you have a fantastic house. 460 00:34:09,079 --> 00:34:14,718 Yes, we have dressed her with a lot of patience, a lot of care and a lot of love. 461 00:34:15,327 --> 00:34:19,110 Lisa, have you seen what great detail has Jean Claude had? 462 00:34:19,145 --> 00:34:22,894 Although it didn't have to be bothered, a fantastic gift. 463 00:34:23,017 --> 00:34:25,425 - Fabulous! What is it? - Caviar. 464 00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:28,217 All caviar. It will be at least 10 kilos. 465 00:34:28,545 --> 00:34:31,874 No, let's not exaggerate, It's only a kilo of caviar. 466 00:34:31,909 --> 00:34:37,468 And 9 kilos of ice. A wonder, It comes in handy with the heat. 467 00:34:37,997 --> 00:34:41,341 - Excuse me, Lisa, do you mind taking it to the kitchen? - Forgive me. 468 00:34:41,376 --> 00:34:44,686 And remind that savage that she doesn't They are hunting pellets but caviar. 469 00:34:44,721 --> 00:34:47,123 Be careful it weighs. 470 00:34:52,216 --> 00:34:58,663 Have you seen what a delicious little woman? Helpful, obedient... Please don't spoil it. 471 00:35:00,787 --> 00:35:03,863 Lady, you are crazy to put at home to a girl like that. 472 00:35:04,472 --> 00:35:08,790 The lady is Patty, my husband's secretary, and he must have brought her attached to him. 473 00:35:09,599 --> 00:35:14,554 - Have you seen? What was I telling you? - Close to him, she doesn't have a single idea. 474 00:35:14,966 --> 00:35:18,201 - That's one of those that gives a lot of ideas! - And so much! 475 00:35:19,171 --> 00:35:24,127 Cecilia, "according to you" it is not possible for a man and a woman are together without thinking about it? 476 00:35:24,298 --> 00:35:25,209 No. 477 00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:29,015 My poor lady, you are beautiful, good and a little silly. 478 00:35:29,865 --> 00:35:33,190 Do you want some advice? Make him jealous. Do dirty things with that handsome guy, 479 00:35:33,225 --> 00:35:36,504 this is how her husband learns to put the horns right. 480 00:35:36,915 --> 00:35:39,671 - Overall, he's going to continue doing it. -The shovel! 481 00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:43,752 What pins, Cecilia, I already have the arm swollen The shovel... but what shovel? 482 00:35:43,844 --> 00:35:47,128 My husband tried it once and I hit him on the head with the shovel. 483 00:35:47,163 --> 00:35:50,252 He still has the scar and When the full moon comes out he barks. 484 00:35:50,287 --> 00:35:54,331 -Carmine! Show the scar to the lady. - Yes. 485 00:35:56,819 --> 00:35:58,499 Of course 486 00:35:59,344 --> 00:36:03,435 A little more Tabasco... We mix and that's it. 487 00:36:03,470 --> 00:36:08,425 It's a combination of mine. Ok with this I don't win any cocktail contests, but... 488 00:36:09,318 --> 00:36:11,996 - What's his name? - I call him Attila. 489 00:36:12,281 --> 00:36:15,357 - Attila? - Yes. Try. 490 00:36:17,227 --> 00:36:18,939 Wherever it passes, grass does not grow. 491 00:36:21,653 --> 00:36:24,008 - How is it? - Not bad. 492 00:36:27,021 --> 00:36:30,775 Do you know? The more I look at it the more I think my wife has good taste. 493 00:36:30,906 --> 00:36:32,660 - Thank you. - You are very handsome. 494 00:36:32,828 --> 00:36:34,343 Thank you. Oh really. 495 00:36:34,871 --> 00:36:39,827 I wouldn't want you to feel uncomfortable, but you are of extraordinary physical beauty. 496 00:36:40,238 --> 00:36:42,550 And besides you are tall, and that It especially makes me angry. 497 00:36:42,721 --> 00:36:46,959 "Right, Patty?" Not only is he handsome, but he is also friendly. 498 00:36:47,087 --> 00:36:52,043 To me it seems like one of those from before, like those Greek statues. 499 00:36:52,334 --> 00:36:54,851 Do you see it? Here you have a new victim. 500 00:36:56,059 --> 00:36:59,704 Do you know? I'm very hot. Do you mind if I take a bath? 501 00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:02,460 No, go, go. Go cool off your ass. 502 00:37:04,150 --> 00:37:09,790 Attention, countdown. Five, four, three, two, one... Look at that ass. 503 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,926 In all my life I will have seen three asses like that. 504 00:37:12,961 --> 00:37:19,762 She is very good at typing, that's why I hired her. Tell me, do you like it, huh? 505 00:37:19,811 --> 00:37:23,127 - A very pretty girl. - No, I was referring to my Attila. 506 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:28,902 The Attila? Yes, very good. but What does he have, besides dynamite? 507 00:37:28,937 --> 00:37:31,135 A little bit of everything. Drink, drink. 508 00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:36,424 It's good, huh? 509 00:37:38,034 --> 00:37:42,990 By the way, I put this in your pocket for the trip. Don't forget it during the trip, eh? 510 00:37:43,081 --> 00:37:44,848 - It's for Lisa. - But what is it? 511 00:37:44,883 --> 00:37:49,839 Methanodine. A restorative of the system nervous Don't misunderstand me, 512 00:37:50,170 --> 00:37:52,699 Lisa is doing great... now. 513 00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:57,051 Simply that it is sensitive to some setbacks, to some illusions. 514 00:37:57,180 --> 00:38:02,135 But if you give him a couple of these pills Immediately stop crying. 515 00:38:02,346 --> 00:38:05,023 A little more? 516 00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:14,437 - But what kind of illusions? - Illusions of all types and nature. 517 00:38:15,624 --> 00:38:17,400 Who is a fool? 518 00:38:17,526 --> 00:38:22,482 I. You'll tell me, after the beating that Jean Claude gave me playing tennis. 519 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:25,731 Yes, I have already found out, that he has defeated you. 520 00:38:26,298 --> 00:38:31,743 Overdue? 6-1, 6-0 and 6-1. I don't know if I explain myself. I'm going to take a bath. Is anyone coming? 521 00:38:32,326 --> 00:38:39,586 I go alone. 4, 3, 2, 1, forgive me, Jean Claude, it's not like Patty's. 522 00:38:40,157 --> 00:38:43,313 If you hear me scream for help don't come to save me. 523 00:38:43,361 --> 00:38:46,198 - I see that you have become friends. - Yes. 524 00:38:47,286 --> 00:38:49,359 - Has he prepared it for you? - Yes. 525 00:38:49,569 --> 00:38:52,610 - What is it? - Very good. Attila. 526 00:38:52,813 --> 00:38:57,769 - No! Wait, wait... My love, darling. - Hey, what are you doing? 527 00:38:57,980 --> 00:39:01,500 It's poison. Don't you see that Has he tried to get you drunk? 528 00:39:01,785 --> 00:39:10,356 In any case, your husband seems very nice It'll be a little rude, but... 529 00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:12,724 Rude? Has he already threatened you? 530 00:39:12,759 --> 00:39:18,239 No, I say it because of how he behaves towards Patty's obvious attractions 531 00:39:18,367 --> 00:39:21,363 which on the other hand has a nice pair of tits. 532 00:39:21,491 --> 00:39:25,181 You had always said that mine They entered a glass of champagne, 533 00:39:25,216 --> 00:39:30,616 that pointed upward like flowers of a horse chestnut tree. Have you already forgotten? 534 00:39:31,064 --> 00:39:32,579 I remember. 535 00:39:33,547 --> 00:39:36,591 Hey, if you want to take her to Spain, go ahead, I... 536 00:39:36,626 --> 00:39:38,345 No, honey, what do you say? 537 00:39:38,633 --> 00:39:44,717 I've wanted you since I saw you that night at the embassy, and now I still love you. 538 00:39:49,568 --> 00:39:50,604 How cute! 539 00:39:57,537 --> 00:40:00,101 Cecilia, but what are you doing, do you want something? 540 00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:01,521 I was looking for the Lord. 541 00:40:01,624 --> 00:40:04,993 I was teaching the doctor Hardy to dance the figurative tango. 542 00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:08,673 - Can you come for a moment, madam? - What's wrong? Oh, forgive me, darling. 543 00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:12,512 He said that tonight he would cook, that had a surprise. 544 00:40:13,519 --> 00:40:15,567 It must be on the beach. Go get it. 545 00:40:15,602 --> 00:40:19,521 Lady, I had told you to do dirty things with him to make her husband jealous, 546 00:40:19,556 --> 00:40:23,441 but you must do it when he is there, not when it is not there, if not, what is it for? 547 00:40:26,737 --> 00:40:31,864 He is preparing a little surprise for dinner, he's probably up to something. 548 00:40:32,344 --> 00:40:37,316 It seems to me that you are exaggerating. Your nerves are on edge, love. 549 00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:40,515 You have started with the game you believed having won and yet... 550 00:40:40,550 --> 00:40:45,487 Of course I won it. And without effort. 6-1, 6-0, 6-1. 551 00:40:45,522 --> 00:40:50,682 You can't beat him. Don't you see that he has stayed with you to make you look like a jerk? 552 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,688 And he has managed to make... 553 00:40:55,996 --> 00:40:57,611 But he will be the son of... 554 00:40:58,499 --> 00:41:02,865 It has made us have our first fight. Forgive me my love. 555 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:04,472 Sorry, I love you. 556 00:41:04,507 --> 00:41:07,551 Hold me, please, hold me stronger, hold me, forgive me, 557 00:41:07,586 --> 00:41:09,839 on the couch, on the couch. 558 00:41:09,874 --> 00:41:14,031 - I love you very much. - You say he did it on purpose? 559 00:41:14,159 --> 00:41:17,873 Yes, but don't think about it. Don't think about it. 560 00:41:18,165 --> 00:41:19,805 Are you sure? 561 00:41:22,891 --> 00:41:28,211 No, I told her to do it in the presence of her husband, not when it is not there, if not, it is useless. 562 00:41:29,379 --> 00:41:32,261 It's a test, Cecilia. But, it's good, it's good. 563 00:41:55,374 --> 00:41:59,659 What a bizarre bathroom! You know what I mean, don't you? 564 00:41:59,694 --> 00:42:01,395 - You said bizarre, right? - Yes. 565 00:42:01,430 --> 00:42:03,097 Well, you mean bizarre. 566 00:42:03,865 --> 00:42:06,941 And you don't come to the kitchen? What do you do, as a bodyguard? 567 00:42:07,149 --> 00:42:10,794 And you are not ashamed to be totally naked, with buttocks in the air? 568 00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:15,750 How nice the wild one is! What are they, moral standards? 569 00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:19,526 Come on, don't comment, don't criticize and don't get involved. Go away, let's go. 570 00:42:19,561 --> 00:42:21,246 Oh, let everything burn! 571 00:42:22,489 --> 00:42:26,259 - What's wrong? - A wasp stung me. 572 00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:30,420 There's no need to shout so much. a little more and it gives me a heart attack. A wasp! 573 00:42:30,455 --> 00:42:31,466 It hurts me! 574 00:42:31,501 --> 00:42:34,826 Well go with Lisa, she has the diploma of nurse. She will heal you. 575 00:42:34,861 --> 00:42:36,273 It hurts me. 576 00:42:36,308 --> 00:42:37,868 Sure, wasps hurt. 577 00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:44,507 And remember, wasps only They perch on pretty asses. 578 00:42:50,887 --> 00:42:52,087 I have it. 579 00:42:52,849 --> 00:42:58,897 Here is the sting. No, it's not the sting, but it seemed Has it hurt you? 580 00:42:58,932 --> 00:43:00,465 Yes, very much. 581 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:05,455 Well, now I know. You'll see how it is. Be still. 582 00:43:11,652 --> 00:43:13,668 No, it's a comedone, a comedone. 583 00:43:14,398 --> 00:43:17,878 - Has it hurt you? - Yes. Furthermore it is in the other. 584 00:43:18,163 --> 00:43:23,118 Yes? Well, the stinger walks. If so You can't go around with your ass in the air. 585 00:43:23,190 --> 00:43:26,372 Then this is what happens. Now I've missed the mark. 586 00:43:26,374 --> 00:43:31,132 Where was I, here? Let's see, here it is. Still, still... Now! 587 00:43:32,862 --> 00:43:35,396 Oh here's the sting. 588 00:43:37,097 --> 00:43:38,297 Maybe. 589 00:43:38,391 --> 00:43:42,455 Now I have the butt unrecognizable, full of holes. 590 00:43:42,490 --> 00:43:45,219 Well, for once they will have you to recognize by the face. 591 00:43:45,254 --> 00:43:45,506 - How? - Don't get up yet. 592 00:43:45,541 --> 00:43:49,902 - And now what are you doing? - A little massage. 593 00:43:51,786 --> 00:43:54,830 It is an idea that we have Livio and I thought together, 594 00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:58,575 although I was the one who suggested this kind of farce. 595 00:43:58,856 --> 00:44:00,944 Well then tomorrow in the morning at 8 596 00:44:00,979 --> 00:44:06,014 Cecilia enters my room with a coffee with milk and finds the doctor in my bed. 597 00:44:06,386 --> 00:44:09,876 in which there will be came in at five to eight, huh? 598 00:44:09,911 --> 00:44:14,433 And it has to meet us in a position that does not give rise to doubts. 599 00:44:15,299 --> 00:44:22,441 That is, very close, lying side by side from the other, like this, you see, honey? and not like that. 600 00:44:22,649 --> 00:44:25,792 - Maybe a little tight. - Tight for what? 601 00:44:25,827 --> 00:44:28,501 I only said it so that scene seems more believable. 602 00:44:28,536 --> 00:44:32,899 I don't see any need. Besides, we don't want to scandalize Cecilia. 603 00:44:34,424 --> 00:44:37,788 It will be enough for me to find you in the same bed. Stuck. 604 00:44:37,823 --> 00:44:39,623 - Okay. - That is. 605 00:44:39,658 --> 00:44:41,424 The massage is already done. 606 00:44:42,034 --> 00:44:45,827 What's wrong? This is good for blood circulation, it comes in handy. 607 00:44:47,842 --> 00:44:51,211 - What is it, another Attila? - No, this one is called "Maramaldo." 608 00:44:51,246 --> 00:44:56,253 It's a little more treacherous, especially for someone not used to alcohol. 609 00:44:56,288 --> 00:44:58,645 Don't worry, don't worry about me. 610 00:44:58,856 --> 00:45:02,011 No, I wouldn't like Lisa to accused of trying to get him drunk. 611 00:45:03,222 --> 00:45:08,108 There's no danger of me getting drunk. And besides, it's not the first time I've drunk, believe me. 612 00:45:08,143 --> 00:45:14,076 - Better. You better clean it up. - Let me clean myself? 613 00:45:14,111 --> 00:45:16,484 Let it be cleaned here. It's full of carmine. 614 00:45:16,519 --> 00:45:18,592 �He cleans it with his tongue or Do you want me to clean it for you? 615 00:45:18,722 --> 00:45:21,194 There must be a Kleenex here. 616 00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:28,331 Wait. Here too, excuse me. 617 00:45:29,937 --> 00:45:33,617 It is full of lipstick stains. But what has he been doing with Lisa? 618 00:45:35,144 --> 00:45:36,579 Have you ever been married? 619 00:45:36,786 --> 00:45:39,588 Yes, two or three times. Three, to be more exact. 620 00:45:39,790 --> 00:45:41,749 - And do you have children? - No. 621 00:45:42,113 --> 00:45:47,878 Then he's lucky, because Lisa arrives already equipped with two fantastic children. 622 00:45:50,124 --> 00:45:50,796 Merde! 623 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:56,930 This time he has not had any luck, he will be happy to take home Bonnie and Clyde. 624 00:45:57,774 --> 00:46:00,703 - To whom? - To Bonnie and Clyde, to my children. 625 00:46:00,738 --> 00:46:05,693 Our children. Well now your children. We call them that because of their propensity. 626 00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:09,755 The children must be with the mother, right? 627 00:46:09,790 --> 00:46:16,358 Yes, especially with such a hyperpossessive mother Like Lisa. Haven't you met the two kids yet? 628 00:46:16,393 --> 00:46:17,445 No. 629 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,809 They are very nice, especially Clyde, which is a love. 630 00:46:20,844 --> 00:46:24,849 There's still some time left, but he is a true musical talent. 631 00:46:24,884 --> 00:46:29,133 At only 12 years old it's time the drum and the trumpet. 632 00:46:29,896 --> 00:46:32,653 We encourage you to forget about the fire. 633 00:46:33,341 --> 00:46:35,428 - From fire? - Yes. 634 00:46:35,463 --> 00:46:39,389 It's not that I'm an arsonist, but he does like fire. 635 00:46:39,424 --> 00:46:41,236 We believe that Over time it will pass. 636 00:46:41,271 --> 00:46:44,636 Bonnie, however, is very nice, very awake, always playing 637 00:46:44,671 --> 00:46:47,845 with wild children, who play and scream. 638 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,876 Every once in a while he breaks something but you know, they are children. 639 00:46:51,084 --> 00:46:53,726 - It's your turn. - I know, I know... 640 00:46:55,330 --> 00:46:59,294 Sorry, we hadn't met What would we be called? 641 00:47:02,179 --> 00:47:08,102 It's not your fault, you know? It must be of the cue. Of course, it doesn't have chalk. Look there. 642 00:47:10,710 --> 00:47:14,104 - It's not here. - Look in the closet below. 643 00:47:14,555 --> 00:47:18,245 - In this one? - Yes. No, no, no... Oh no. 644 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:24,602 Sorry, sorry... That's my video library porn movie staff. 645 00:47:26,371 --> 00:47:27,978 Are they very porn? 646 00:47:28,013 --> 00:47:34,699 Let's say they are intimate: "Barbara on horseback", "Lola and the whip", "Lul� up and down", 647 00:47:34,822 --> 00:47:39,777 "69", "Black and White", "Deep ass"... Deep ass. 648 00:47:41,671 --> 00:47:43,983 - I direct them. - You? 649 00:47:44,514 --> 00:47:46,747 I'm so sorry but I can't leave them to you. 650 00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:48,638 Sorry, but why did I were you going to leave them to me? 651 00:47:49,201 --> 00:47:54,156 Oh yes, it's true. Now you have the protagonist, so if you want you can record with it. 652 00:47:54,488 --> 00:47:57,802 -The protagonist? - Lisa. Didn't you know? 653 00:47:58,012 --> 00:48:04,255 She is the actress of these films, fantastic, what a genius You had to see her with the riding crop. 654 00:48:05,542 --> 00:48:08,822 How he moves the riding crop. Seriously, really... 655 00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:13,011 - Do you mean Lisa? - Yes. But they are not for sale. 656 00:48:13,046 --> 00:48:17,036 We only see her, me and some trusted friend. 657 00:48:18,679 --> 00:48:22,364 Look, if he hasn't given you the number yet of the crazy cat, tell her to do it to you. 658 00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:25,373 - The crazy cat? - Yes. It's very good. 659 00:48:25,408 --> 00:48:29,453 You can't do it very often because He has to wait for the scratches to heal. 660 00:48:29,894 --> 00:48:34,850 But in my opinion, in my taste, the most nice is "Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs". 661 00:48:35,862 --> 00:48:43,586 Obviously she plays Snow White, and the 7 dwarfs are not exactly Walt Disney's. 662 00:48:44,033 --> 00:48:47,507 - No, stop. - Yes, yes... that's enough, I'm going to prepare dinner. 663 00:48:50,722 --> 00:48:53,718 - You haven't seen my... - Ah, the protagonist. 664 00:48:57,170 --> 00:49:00,645 - You got him drunk, huh? - I knew you would blame me. 665 00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:07,340 - I'm not drunk. - You haven't seen my riding crop. 666 00:49:24,006 --> 00:49:28,537 Forgive my lousy French, but dinner is ready. 667 00:49:28,572 --> 00:49:33,527 "Canard � l'orange", vulgarly known as duck a l'orange. 668 00:49:33,618 --> 00:49:35,133 How good... Congratulations. 669 00:49:36,021 --> 00:49:40,977 Yes, the orange duck is part of our story, in the love story between Lisa and me. 670 00:49:41,308 --> 00:49:48,234 You have to know that on our honeymoon trip In Paris, Lisa and I ate orange duck. 671 00:49:48,678 --> 00:49:50,686 And every year, when we do our honeymoon trip, 672 00:49:50,721 --> 00:49:56,166 because we make one a year, we eat orange duck Right, love? 673 00:49:56,929 --> 00:49:59,417 - Yes, honey. - Oh, how romantic... 674 00:49:59,452 --> 00:50:01,860 This year, however, there will be no wedding trip. 675 00:50:01,895 --> 00:50:04,779 No darling, but hurry up, come on, let the duck cool down. 676 00:50:04,814 --> 00:50:07,251 Yes, yes... Or at least not... with me. 677 00:50:08,304 --> 00:50:11,664 Yes, because you this year you will do it with Jean Claude. 678 00:50:13,190 --> 00:50:16,346 - Are they taking it? - To cut it only. 679 00:50:16,936 --> 00:50:20,039 I like to think that life It is an achievement of cycles. 680 00:50:20,074 --> 00:50:21,807 One begins and another ends. 681 00:50:21,842 --> 00:50:25,886 And each cycle is marked for the symbol of life, the duck. 682 00:50:26,127 --> 00:50:28,280 - Thank you. - He is a poet. 683 00:50:29,352 --> 00:50:32,210 I warn you that in the duck I have added a little piticarmo. 684 00:50:32,236 --> 00:50:36,180 - What is that? - A spice. A somewhat aphrodisiac drug. 685 00:50:36,261 --> 00:50:38,188 An aphrodisiac drug. 686 00:50:38,223 --> 00:50:41,743 Originally from Polynesia. You know her, right little one? 687 00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:43,663 The little girl knows her. 688 00:50:43,731 --> 00:50:48,487 Let's be honest. How is it? my orange duck with piticarmo? 689 00:50:48,798 --> 00:50:51,551 - Delicious. - How good. 690 00:51:08,623 --> 00:51:09,660 Spicy. 691 00:51:30,354 --> 00:51:36,409 - My darling, what's wrong with you? - The duck. The pithicharm. 692 00:51:37,261 --> 00:51:39,933 I'm sorry, and I'm so sorry. 693 00:51:40,726 --> 00:51:44,248 Moi aussi. A strange sensation... 694 00:51:44,311 --> 00:51:48,867 That's because you're drunk, which is different. I'm noticing it, a lot... 695 00:51:48,978 --> 00:51:55,234 Give me your mouth, give me your hand... yes, yes... More, more... Yes, yes. 696 00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:58,818 I warn you that hardly I have thrown piticarmo. 697 00:52:02,175 --> 00:52:08,194 Doctor Stefano, how nice it is to see two people letting yourself be carried away by the pleasure of the senses. 698 00:52:11,427 --> 00:52:18,453 - Lisa, I haven't put any piticarmo. - Oh no? It will be the force of suggestion. 699 00:52:22,062 --> 00:52:26,181 - Eat the dessert, it has honey. -Who wants some fruit salad?