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<i>♪ Adventure Time
Come on, grab your friends ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll go to very
Distant lands ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With Jake the Dog
And Finn the Human ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The fun will never end ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Adventure Time ♪</i>

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<i>Side Quests.</i>

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Refill time!

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This is it.

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This is totally
gonna be my year.

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I can feel it in my buffs.

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Look at those thangs.

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The Tournament of Champions
is as good as won.

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You know it.

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Now where do I start?

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How about at boiling man?

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Can you beat a minute?

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Nah.

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Hi-ya!

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Woohoo!

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- Mannish Man!
- Finn man!

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Ooh, that hurt.
You been working out?

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- Big time.
- Show me those gains, bro.

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Yeah! Whatchu got, MM?

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- Yeah!
- Now, chest!

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Now, back.

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I'm ready to toss some house.

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Awesome!

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Sign up with Choose Goose first

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so we can
make this match official.

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You mean, bro-fficial?

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Yeah, yeah!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah!

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You guys are sweet.

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All right, Choose Goose.

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Sign me up for
the house toss, big guy.

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You? A house to throw?

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Unlikely with those
noodle arms, dontcha know?

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Oh, um, this salad
is hilarious.

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Come on, Choose Goose.

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Your embarrassment
is not mannish.

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To avoid further pain, vanish.

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Oh, uh, so many croutons.

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Argh! I am totes mannish!

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I'm gonna huck
this whole tower.

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Oh, did you hear that, gals?

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Finn's gonna destroy
our observation tower

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with his little noodle arms.

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- You want your shirt back?
- No!

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I just need a better grip.

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Gals, he got
the load bearing pebble!

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Old ladies!

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Finn!

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You scared us.
And you saved us!

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Thank you,
shirtless Finn and Jake!

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Well, that wasn't us,
elderly dames.

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Oh! Well, was it this big block
of beef over here?

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Uh, no ma'ams.

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Well, this arrow
smells like it came from...

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Mmm...

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Oh, that really cool guy.

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Dude, how can I be
exactly like--

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Crossbow tournament?

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That's it, Jake.
We're not house-throw guys.

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We're crossbow bros.

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- Crossbros!
- That's math.

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Indeed it appears
that you have found

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a much better game
for ye and ye hound.

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You bet your beak we did.

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Come on, CG,
let him sign the docs.

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Yes!

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All right! I got like
two seconds of practice.

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But shooting stuff's...

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...real easy, right?

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Thanks, Jake.

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Yup, no problem.

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- I'm digging that hat.
- Yeah, me too.

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Ready!

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'Kay!

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Huh? Hang on.

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The finger thingy's
stuck or something.

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- Ow!
- Yeah!

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Dude, I just nailed that guy.

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And I didn't even see him.

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I'm okay.

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{\an8}Plus, he's okay.

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{\an8}Crossbros, crossbros,

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{\an8}crossbros, crossbros!

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- Hit the air.
- One point.

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- Hey, you hit this rock.
- Whoa! That's like ten points!

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Tree, two points.

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Between the ears, nine points.

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Right in the dirt,
twelve points!

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Yes!

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We're crossbow masters!

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- Bow time!
- It's bow time, baby! Bow time!

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We're here to shoot arrows
and read tarots.

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And we can't read tarot.

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We're them boys.

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We're them boys!

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I love the little guys.

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Crossbow! Crossbow!
Cross-- Oops!

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So I says, "Shirley, it's fine.

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I'll survive one day
without my helmet--"

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- Bullseye!
- Whew.

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Man, you'd be a danger
to yourself

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- and everyone here without me.
- Yeah, totally. Oh!

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We them boys!

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Ah, righteous!

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Dude, you're the reason
I got into crossbowing.

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I loved your work
saving my butt earlier.

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I wasn't saving your butt.

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I was yoinking the hero glory
from Mannish Man.

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Yeah, Mannish Man is cool.

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But anyway, it's an honor to do
bow stuff with you.

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I'm Finn and this is
my best pal, Jake.

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Shh! You think you have
the bow skills

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to cross bows with me?

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This field is only for
bow heroes such as I.

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Boyish Boy!

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Cheat day!

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No bow babies allowed.

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Totally, man.

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Blippin' bow babies.

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- Bow heroes only. Oh!
- Oh!

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I says, "Grandobar, you got
a head the size of a melon,

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wear your helmet!"

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Someone's in here.

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Thanks, Jake.

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Just working with
what you gave me, bow hero.

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Wha--

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Pfft! You're no bow hero.

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You're a bow...

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zero.

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Shut up, man. Finn's good.

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He practiced all afternoon.

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Dog squire.

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Look at these noodle-y arms.

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I bet you can't even
yoink it back yourself.

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Yeah, Jake does that part.

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Why am I even
wasting my time with you?

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All right, see you around.

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Yeah, that Boyish Boy
is kind of a jerkish jerk, huh?

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Yeah, but he's super talented,
so it's cool.

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That doesn't mean you should
let him dump all over you.

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Aw, square roots! You're right!

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My brain is weak.

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Aw, that's okay.
You're really nice.

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Thanks, Jake.

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What do you wanna do now?

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Eat some more of those
meat man haunches?

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Yeah, I like that.

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Or you could go win
the solo crossbow tournament

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and teach Boyish Boy a lesson,

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like how he shouldn't call

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other people's best friends
"dog squires".

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Yeah! Hack. Nerd. Average.

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Man, you really
don't like him, huh?

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Nah, man, he called you
a bow baby with noodle-y arms.

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Dude, you're right!
Let's teach him to be nice

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through the power of victory!

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Wait, I'm kinda really terrible

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at this thing
without you, remember?

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Ah, no sweat. Come here, let me
psst-psst-psst in your ear.

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Yeah!

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With none left to challenge
of honest and true,

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Boyish Boy
wins finest crossbower...

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- Oh, yeah!
- ...as soon as I say woohoo.

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I challenge!

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Solo.

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- Ack!
- Ooh, little arms. Whoa!

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Woo! Yeah! All right!
Yeah, buddy!

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Can I help you
with something, guy?

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Go ahead.

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Embarrass yourself.
What do I care?

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A tie, yes, I see
with my Choose-y Goose eyes.

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To the do or die round

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with both of these guys.

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- Yeah!
- What?

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He cheated with that other guy.

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Just dumb old
dog squires in here.

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Ain't nothing
in the rule scroll says

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you can't shoot
an arrow off your dog.

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It does not say no dogs today.

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Let's get it on, y'all!

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For the bow hero's prize

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you must hit the apple.

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If you do not, you lose
and that's that all.

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Good luck, you guys.

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P-- P-- Princess Bubblegum?

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{\an8}Okay, bow baby, no cheating
with your dog squire this time.

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{\an8}There ain't nothing
in the rule scroll says--

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{\an8}There is now.

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This time around,
there shall be no hound.

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Hey, since we are
so evenly matched,

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how about we turn up
the difficulty?

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Oh, father!

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Okay, son.

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Just like we practiced.

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Nailed it.

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- Oh, yeah!
- Yeah, boy!

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Okay, Finn.

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You're up, my dude.

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Now, don't splatter my brains.

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JK, you got this.

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Choose Goose, time out.
I have to, uh... poo!

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Ew, Finn!

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Would you quit
staring at me, man?

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Jake, dude,
I think we need to call it.

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Like, I'm pretty sure
I'm about to

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accidentally bow-slay
Mannish Man

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and/or Princess Bubblegum.

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No way, Finn.

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Jakey don't go into
no corner for second place.

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Listen, man, I trust you
and I love you.

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Alls you gotta do
is believe in yourself

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and I know you'll take
this boyish creep down.

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Aw, okay. I'll do it.

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For Jakey!

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Oh! Oh!

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Thank you.

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I'm telling you, you worry
too much about me, Shir--

222
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What the--

223
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Oh! A win for Finn!

224
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A win for Finn!

225
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Oh, my Glob!

226
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Jake, we did it!

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The power of our friendship
won the day!

228
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Nah, man.

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I just got real teeny

230
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and flew the arrow around
with this propeller backpack.

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Oh, cool.

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Wait, then what...

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Aw...

234
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No!

235
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Sometimes I don't
really understand

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your whole deal, man.

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Yeah, I'm mysterious.

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Finn! Awesome crossbowing,
my man!

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- Wow!
- Ugh, Dad!

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Don't cheer for Finn.

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Aw, jeez, man.
I think I get it now.

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You only act like such a jerk

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'cause your dad has a type
of relationship with your peers

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that you wish he had with you.

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No!

246
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I'm just a little snot.

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Eat my shorts, dude.

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Hmph.

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Crossbows are for jerks.

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<i>♪ Come along with me ♪</i>

251
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<i>♪ And the butterflies
And bees ♪</i>

252
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<i>♪ So we can wander
Through the forest ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And do so as we please ♪</i>