1 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:48,353 Watch that line, now. Watch that line. 2 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,830 - - 3 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,672 4 00:00:54,880 --> 00:01:00,000 he told the deputy 5 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:05,518 and bring me Lazarus? 6 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:12,795 he told the deputy 7 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:19,638 and bring me Lazarus? 8 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,996 9 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,832 10 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,878 11 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:36,194 he told the high sheriff 12 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:41,400 with Lazarus 13 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:47,953 he told the high sheriff 14 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:54,479 with Lazarus... 15 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:58,189 - Pick up that hammer, boy. - Yes, sir, boss. 16 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,829 17 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:08,199 18 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,840 Go on, hit it! Go! 19 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,948 20 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,508 21 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,068 22 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,628 23 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,518 that's far away 24 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,909 25 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,835 the big rock candy mountains 26 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,434 27 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,988 that's fair and bright 28 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,355 29 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,079 30 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,549 31 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,392 32 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,790 and the cigarette trees 33 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,950 where the bluebird sings 34 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,429 35 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,115 36 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,634 37 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,234 all have rubber teeth 38 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,675 39 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,069 are full of fruit 40 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,469 41 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,790 where there ain't no snow 42 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,155 the wind don't blow 43 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,629 44 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,314 45 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,516 46 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,955 47 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,315 48 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,675 49 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,990 50 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,514 and of whiskey, too 51 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,830 in a big canoe 52 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,070 candy mountains... 53 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,070 54 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,276 55 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,828 56 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,036 short-handle shovels 57 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,350 58 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,908 where you sleep all day 59 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,956 that invented work 60 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,395 61 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,590 62 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,069 63 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,353 Say, 64 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,396 any of you boys smithies? 65 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:12,509 Or if not smithies, trained in the metallurgic arts, 66 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,797 before circumstances forced you into a life of wanderin'? 67 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,998 Jesus! Can't I count on you people? 68 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,877 Sorry, Everett. 69 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:35,670 Well, all right. If we take off through that bayou... 70 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,159 Wait a minute! 71 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,834 Who elected you leader of this outfit? 72 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,799 I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought, 73 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,997 but if that ain't the consensus, then hell, let's vote. 74 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,640 Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly. 75 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,950 Well, I'm votin' for yours truly, too. 76 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,393 OK. I'm with you fellas. 77 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,952 Mind if we join you, old-timer? 78 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:29,510 Join me, m'son. Join me. 79 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,430 You work for the railroad, grandpa? 80 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,795 I work for no man. 81 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:41,919 - Got a name, do you? - I have no name. 82 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:46,152 That may be why you had difficulty finding gainful employment. 83 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,232 Y'see, in the mart of competitive commerce... 84 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,197 You seek a great fortune, 85 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,840 you three who are now in chains. 86 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,639 You will find a fortune, 87 00:06:56,720 --> 00:07:00,076 though it will not be the fortune you seek. 88 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,355 But first... 89 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:08,231 first you must travel a long and difficult road, 90 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:11,995 a road fraught with peril, mm-hmm. 91 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:16,197 You shall see things... 92 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,475 wonderful to tell. 93 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:22,030 You shall see a... a cow... 94 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:26,636 on the roof of a cotton house, ha. 95 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,678 And, oh, so many startlements. 96 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:34,197 I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, 97 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:37,511 but fear not the obstacles in your path, 98 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,033 for fate has... 99 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:42,271 vouchsafed your reward. 100 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,238 Though the road may wind, 101 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,880 yea, your hearts grow weary, 102 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,758 still shall ye follow them, 103 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:54,037 even unto your salvation. 104 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,674 No, the treasure's still there, believe me. 105 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,149 But how'd he know about it? 106 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:17,153 I don't know, Delmar. The blind reputedly possess sensitivities 107 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,196 compensating for lack of sight, 108 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,033 to the point of developing psychic powers. 109 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:25,590 Clearly, seeing the future falls into that category. 110 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,673 It's not so surprising, then, that one lacking earthly vision... 111 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,752 He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek, 112 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,592 on account of our obstacles. 113 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,478 What the hell does an ignorant old man know? 114 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:40,358 Jesus, Pete. I told you I buried it myself. 115 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,590 If your cousin still has this farm 116 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,990 and shoein' impedimenta to restore liberty of movement... 117 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,077 Hold it right there! 118 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:52,869 You men from the bank? 119 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,552 You Wash's boy? 120 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:58,349 Yes, sir. Daddy told me to shoot who's ever from the bank. 121 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,954 We ain't from the bank, young fella. 122 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,510 Yes, sir. I'm supposed to shoot folks servin' papers. 123 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:08,195 - We ain't got no papers, neither. - I nicked the census man. 124 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,510 Now, there's a good boy. 125 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,750 Is... is your daddy about? 126 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,437 Hello, Pete. 127 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,636 Who are your friends? 128 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,598 Pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Hogwallop. 129 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:35,116 - My name's Ulysses Everett McGill... - I'm Delmar O'Donnel. 130 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,596 How you been, Wash? 131 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:41,638 Been what, 12, 13 years? 132 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,435 Yeah... 133 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,398 I expect you want them chains knocked off. 134 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,038 They foreclosed on cousin Bishop. 135 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,998 He hanged hisself a year come May. 136 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,957 And Uncle Radcliffe? 137 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,349 The anthrax took most of his cows. 138 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,192 The rest don't milk. 139 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,113 He lost a boy to mumps. 140 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,350 Where's Cora, Cousin Wash? 141 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,715 Couldn't say. 142 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:20,269 Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T. 143 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,717 She must have been lookin' for answers. 144 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:28,076 Possibly. Good riddance, as far as I'm concerned. 145 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,072 I do miss her cooking, though. 146 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,720 - This stew's awful good. - Think so? 147 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,793 I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. 148 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,838 I'm afraid she's startin' to turn. 149 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,478 150 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,472 151 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,391 152 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,869 153 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,520 154 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,239 155 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:05,996 my sunshine away 156 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:11,074 'That winds up the Pass The Biscuits Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour. 157 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,639 'This is Pappy O'Daniel 158 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,598 'hopin' you been enjoyin' that old-timey music. 159 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,671 'And remember, 160 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,230 'when you're fixing to bake a mess of biscuits, 161 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,151 'use cool, clear water 162 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,437 'and good, pure, Pappy O'Daniel flour.' 163 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:32,674 Well, guess I'll be turnin' in. Say, uh, cousin Wash, 164 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,990 I suppose it'd be the acme of foolishness 165 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,036 to ask if you had a hair net. 166 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,873 We got a bunch in yon bureau. 167 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,428 Mrs. Hogwallop's, matter of fact. 168 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:46,991 Help yourself. I won't be needing 'em. 169 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,798 170 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,236 171 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,754 172 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,478 173 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,790 All right, boys! 174 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,831 How's my hair? 175 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:06,232 It's the authorities! We got you surrounded. 176 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,276 Damn, we're in a tight spot. 177 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,352 Just come on out and grab at air! 178 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,000 And don't try nothin' fancy. 179 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,594 Your situation is pretty nigh hopeless. 180 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:20,389 - Damn! We're in a tight spot! - What in the Sam Hill...? 181 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,311 Pete's cousin turned us in. 182 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,628 What the hell you sayin'?! 183 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,551 Wash is kin! 184 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,868 Sorry, Pete! 185 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,595 I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. 186 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,477 I got to do for me and mine. 187 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:36,838 I'm gonna kill you, Judas Iscariot Hogwallop! 188 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,559 You miserable, horse-eatin' son of a... 189 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,037 Damn! We're in a tight spot! 190 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,792 Damn his eyes! 191 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,758 Pa always said, "Never trust a Hogwallop." 192 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,320 Come and get us, coppers! 193 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:56,235 You leave us no choice but to smoke you out. 194 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,117 We're in a tight spot. 195 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,315 Light her up! 196 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,710 Hold up! Ain't you ever heard of negotiatin'? 197 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,234 We could talk this thing out. I hate fire! 198 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:10,030 You lousy, yella-bellied... Pete, we need one voice. 199 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,076 Careful with that fire! 200 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,151 Light the loft, son. 201 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,549 Aah! I hate fire! 202 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:22,792 Gapped-toothed, carpetbaggin', motherless spawn of hell! 203 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,713 Step back. Damn it. Look out. 204 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,552 Holy Saint Christopher! 205 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,200 Get away from that, she's liquid fire! 206 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:35,753 Take cover, boys! It ain't popcorn! 207 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,274 Scatter, boys! 208 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,188 God damn it! 209 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,033 Get in, boys! 210 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,554 I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T! 211 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,428 Come on, boys, come on! Come on! 212 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:06,638 What are you doing here? You ought to be in bed, clump snatcher. 213 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,790 You ain't the boss of me! 214 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,509 You candy-butted, car-thievin' sos-and-sos! 215 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,716 I curse your name! 216 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,598 Go back home and mind your pa! 217 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,956 What's the damn problem? 218 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,635 I can get the part from Bristol in two weeks. Your pomade. 219 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,553 Two weeks? That don't do me no good. 220 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,200 Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol. 221 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,636 Hold on. I don't want this pomade, I want Dapper Dan. 222 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,632 I don't carry Dapper Dan. I carry Fop. 223 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,156 I don't want Fop, god damn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man! 224 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,913 Watch your language, this is a public market. 225 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,357 Now, if you want Dapper Dan, I can have it in a coupla weeks. 226 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,955 Ain't this a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere. 227 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,031 Forget it. 228 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,554 Just a dozen hair nets. 229 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,679 Well, didn't look like a one-horse town, 230 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,149 but try finding a decent hair jelly. 231 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:17,392 - Gopher, Everett? - No transmission belt for two weeks. 232 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,153 Huh? They dam that river on the 21st. 233 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,674 - Today is the 17th. - Don't I know it. 234 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,433 We got but four days to get to that treasure. 235 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,353 After that, it'll be at the bottom of a lake. 236 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,396 We won't make it walkin'. 237 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,550 - Right... - Gopher? 238 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,029 But the old tactician's got a plan. 239 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,999 For the transportation, not keeping my coiffure in order. 240 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:42,197 How's this a plan? How we gonna get a car? 241 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:46,717 Sell that. I figure you can only have painful association for Wash. 242 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:51,271 "To Washington Bartholomew Hogwallop, 243 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,918 "from his lovin' Cora. 244 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:58,313 - "Amor fidel... is." - It was in his bureau, 245 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,676 I reckon it'll fetch us enough for a good auto voiture 246 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,637 and a little leftover besides. 247 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,234 Whoo! You got light fingers, Everett. 248 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:10,029 - Gopher? - You miserable little snake. 249 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,951 You stole from my kin! 250 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,634 Who was fixin' to betray us. 251 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,790 You didn't know that at the time. 252 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,950 So I borrowed it till I did know. 253 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,076 That don't make no sense! 254 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,038 A fool seeks logic in the chambers of the heart. 255 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,953 What the hell is that singing? 256 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:35,397 Appears to be some kind of a... congregation. 257 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,436 Care for some gopher? 258 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,551 No, thank you, Delmar. 259 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,632 A third of a gopher'd only arouse my appetite 260 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,075 without beddin' her back down. 261 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,515 Oh, you can have the whole thing. 262 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,512 Me and Pete already had one. 263 00:16:53,600 --> 00:17:00,551 We ran across a whole... gopher... village. 264 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:08,310 265 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:12,109 266 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,636 267 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,838 268 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,674 in the river to pray 269 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,718 270 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,190 the starry crown 271 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:34,592 272 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:38,229 273 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,869 274 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,316 275 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,632 276 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:53,599 in the river to pray 277 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,797 278 00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:00,190 the robe and crown 279 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:04,910 280 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,356 281 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,796 don't you wanna go down? 282 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,555 let's go down... 283 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,757 Well, I guess hard times flush the chumps. 284 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,035 Everybody's lookin' for answers. 285 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,432 Where the hell's he going? 286 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:30,433 The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. 287 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:34,399 288 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,917 289 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,389 Well, I'll be a son of a bitch. 290 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,516 Delmar's been saved. 291 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,592 Well, that's it, boys. I been redeemed. 292 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,878 The preacher done washed away all my sins and transgressions. 293 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,838 It's the straight and narrow from here on out. 294 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,480 And heaven everlasting's my reward. 295 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,791 Delmar, what are you on about? We got bigger fish to fry. 296 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,872 The preacher said all my sins is washed away, 297 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,997 including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo. 298 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,150 You said you was innocent of that. 299 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,549 Well, I was lyin'. 300 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:14,394 And the preacher said that that sin's been washed away, too. 301 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,836 Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. 302 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:21,151 Come on in, boys. The water is fine. 303 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,198 Come on, boy. There, boy. Good doggy. 304 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,675 All right, boys, we got the scent. 305 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,354 - The preacher said it absolved us. - For Him, not for the law. 306 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,193 I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar. 307 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:50,319 - But witnesses seen us redeemed. - That's not the issue, Delmar. 308 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,676 Even square with the Lord, Mississippi's hard-nosed. 309 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,196 You shoulda joined us, Everett. It couldn'a hurt none. 310 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,716 Hell, it woulda washed away the stink of that pomade. 311 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,429 Joining you fools in superstition? Thank you, anyway. 312 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,752 And I like the smell of my hair, the pleasin' odor's half the point. 313 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,876 Baptism! 314 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,315 You two are dumber than a bag of hammers. 315 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,356 You're my cross to bear. 316 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,637 Pull over, Everett. Let's give that colored boy a lift. 317 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,269 You folks going past Tishomingo? 318 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,634 Sure, hop in. 319 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,234 How you doin', son? Name's Everett. 320 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,710 These two soggy sons of bitches are Pete and Delmar. 321 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,554 Keep your fingers away from Pete's mouth, he ain't eaten for 13 years, 322 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,029 'cept prison food and greasy horse. 323 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:55,033 Thanks for the lift, sir. My name's Tommy. Tommy Johnson. 324 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,076 How you doin', Tommy? 325 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,232 Say, I haven't seen a house out here for miles. 326 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,880 Why are you out in the middle of nowhere? 327 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,713 I had to be at that crossroads last midnight. 328 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,756 Sell my soul to the devil. 329 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,400 Ain't it a small world, spiritually speakin'? 330 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:14,632 Pete and Delmar just been saved. I'm the only one still unaffiliated. 331 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,915 It's no laughin' matter. 332 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,877 What'd the devil give you for it? 333 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,396 Well, he taught me to play this here guitar real good. 334 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:26,712 Oh, son, for that you traded your everlasting soul? 335 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,358 Well, I wasn't usin' it. 336 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,558 I've always wondered, what's the devil look like? 337 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,155 Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, 338 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,915 but Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, 339 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,470 - and he carries a hayfork. - Oh, no. No, sir. 340 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,996 He's white. As white as you folks. 341 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,958 With empty eyes and a big, hollow voice. 342 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,749 He traveled around with a mean old hound, that's right. 343 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,876 He told you to go to Tishomingo? 344 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,838 Well, no, sir. Why, that was my idea. 345 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,831 I heard there's a man there, 346 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,309 pays folks money to sing into his can. 347 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:07,279 They say he pays extra if'n you play real good. 348 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,271 Tishomingo, huh? 349 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,032 How much he pay? 350 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,632 All right, boys, follow my lead. 351 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,911 Hello? 352 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:42,151 - Who's the honcho here? - I am. Who are you? 353 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:46,677 Well, sir, I'm Jordan Rivers, and these are the Soggy Bottom Boys, 354 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,796 out of Cottonillia, Mississippi. 355 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,314 Songs of salvation to salve the soul. 356 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,188 Uh, we hear that you pay good money to sing into a can. 357 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,556 Well, that all depends. You boys do Negro songs? 358 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:03,475 Um... Well, uh, sir, we are Negroes. 359 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,553 All except for our accomp... accomp... the fella that plays the guitar. 360 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,915 Yeah, well, I don't record Negro songs. 361 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,436 No, I'm lookin' for some old-timey material. 362 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,556 People can't seem to get enough 363 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:19,110 since we started broadcasting it on the Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour, 364 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,509 so thank you for stopping by, but... 365 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:26,390 Sir, the Soggy Bottom Boys have been steeped in old-timey material. 366 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,233 - Heck, we're silly with it. - That's right. 367 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,436 Right. We ain't really Negroes. 368 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,670 All except for our accompanist. 369 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:40,272 370 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:43,158 371 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:48,268 372 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:53,637 373 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,314 374 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,789 375 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,599 376 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,513 377 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,068 378 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:12,437 379 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,114 380 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,919 381 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,116 382 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:25,678 383 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,955 384 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,077 385 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,833 386 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,514 387 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,114 388 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:44,637 389 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,314 390 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,914 391 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,353 392 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:58,435 393 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,590 394 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,319 395 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,039 396 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,793 397 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,156 398 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,469 Whoo! Hot damn, son! You did sell your soul to the devil! 399 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,913 Whoo-ee! 400 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,879 Boy, that was some mighty fine a-pickin' and a-singin'. 401 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,359 I'll tell you what. 402 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,749 Ahem. You come on in here, you... 403 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:32,311 you sign these papers here, I'm gonna give you $10 apiece. 404 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:38,509 Uh, OK, sir, but Mert and uh... Aloysious'll have to sign x's. 405 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,751 - Only four of us can write. - That'd be fine. 406 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,200 - Ha ha! - Whoo! 407 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,590 Hey, mister, I don't mean to tell tales out of school, 408 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,514 but there's a fella in there'll pay you $10 if you sing into his can. 409 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,672 I'm not hear to make a record, you dumb cracker. 410 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,671 They broadcast me on the radio. 411 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,718 That's Governor Menelaus "Pappy" O'Daniel. 412 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,918 He'd sure like it if you ate his farina and voted him a second term. 413 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,719 - Finest in Mississippi. - In any state. 414 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,075 Lord, yes. Every parish. 415 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,993 Ain't you gonna press the flesh, Pappy? 416 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,277 I'll press your flesh, you dim-witted son'bitch. 417 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:20,239 Don't tell me how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin'. 418 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,072 We're mass communicatin'! 419 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,799 Oh, yes, that's a powerful new force. 420 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,359 Shake a leg, Junior. 421 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,874 Thank God your mammy died givin' birth, 422 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,598 she'd have died of shame. 423 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,671 Well, hi there! How you doin'? 424 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:39,998 where you go 425 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,959 than ever been before 426 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,557 427 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,234 428 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,753 429 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,230 430 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,518 431 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:11,116 432 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,760 433 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,354 434 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,396 435 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,358 436 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,749 437 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,638 438 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,918 439 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,954 Let's bed down here for the night. 440 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,112 Yeah, it stinks in that old barn. 441 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,313 Suits me. 442 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:46,236 Pretty soon it'll be nothin' but featherbeds and silk sheets. 443 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,993 444 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,911 A million dollars. 445 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,036 Million point two. 446 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:57,796 500,000 each. 400, Delmar. 447 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:03,591 Pete, what are you gonna do with your share of the treasure? 448 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,080 Go out west somewhere. 449 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,151 Open a fine restaurant. 450 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,188 I'm gonna be the maitre d'. 451 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,953 Greet all the swells. 452 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,396 Go to work every day in a bow tie, 453 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,596 tuxedo. 454 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,195 And all the staff say "yes, sir" and... 455 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,679 "no, sir..." 456 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,228 and "in a jiffy, Pete." 457 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,709 And all my meals for free. 458 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,956 What about you, Delmar, 459 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,316 what are you gonna do with your share of that dough? 460 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,075 I'm gonna visit them foreclosin' son of a guns 461 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,755 down at the Indianola Savings and Loan. 462 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:55,152 Slap that money on the barrel head and buy back the family farm. 463 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:01,396 You ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land. 464 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,436 What about you, Everett? 465 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,308 What you have in mind when you stole it in the first place? 466 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:12,554 Ahem. I... didn't have no plan. 467 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,638 Well, that hardly sounds like you. 468 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,951 All right, boys! It's the authorities! 469 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,679 Your situation is purty nigh hopeless! 470 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,069 Damn, they found our car. 471 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,437 We ain't got the time and nary the inclination 472 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,034 to chat with you boys any further. 473 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,236 Damn, we got to skedaddle. 474 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:37,319 I left my pomade in the car. Maybe I can creep up. 475 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:41,712 Don't be a fool, Everett. We got to R-U-N-N-O-F-T. 476 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,756 Where's Tommy? 477 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,355 Already lit out, scared out of his wits. 478 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,712 Let's go! 479 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,996 Well, hell, it ain't square one. 480 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,119 Ain't no one gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitchhikers. 481 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,193 And one of them a know-it-all who can't keep his trap shut. 482 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:07,512 The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. 483 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,752 But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. 484 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,673 Consider the lilies of the goddam field. 485 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,752 Or, hell, look at Delmar as your paradigm of hope. 486 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,558 Yeah. Look at me. 487 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,553 You may call it unreasoning optimism, you may call it obtuse, 488 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,871 but the plain and simple fact is we got close to... 489 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,599 three days before they... 490 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,640 ... dam that river. 491 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,515 Is this the road to Itta Bena? 492 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,998 Uh... Itta Bena? 493 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:10,392 Itta Bena? Stay on this here road. 494 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,836 That ain't right, I was thinking of, uh... 495 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,275 - Take this road. - Nah, that ain't right. 496 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,555 Seems to me there's a road... 497 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,438 Cow road that used to lead all the way... 498 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,830 Well, most of the way... Er, that ain't right, either. 499 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:30,040 - Hop in while you give it a think. - Right. Delmar. 500 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,438 Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK? 501 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:45,229 Well, we can't help. I don't believe it's in Mississippi. 502 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,630 Friend, some of your folding money has come unstowed. 503 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,518 Just stuff it down that sack, will you? 504 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,750 You boys aren't bad men, I take it? 505 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,070 Well, it's funny you should ask. 506 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:02,233 I was bad till yesterday, but me and Pete here been saved. 507 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,198 I'm Delmar, and that there is Everett. 508 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,874 George Nelson. It's a pleasure. 509 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,628 Grab the tiller, will you, buddy? 510 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,270 Hand me that chopper. 511 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:22,477 Say, what line of work you in, George? 512 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,391 Ha ha ha ha! 513 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,959 Come and get me, coppers! 514 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:30,272 You flatfooted, lame-brained, soft-ass sons of bitches! 515 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:35,354 Ah ha ha ha ha! No one can catch me! I'm George Nelson! 516 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,079 I'm bigger than any John, live or limp! 517 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,957 I'm ten an' a half feet tall! 518 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,712 Cows. I hate cows worse than coppers! 519 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,389 Oh, George... Not the livestock. 520 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:58,678 Come on, you miserable salaried sons of bitches! Come and get me! 521 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,438 Come on, boys, we're going for the record. 522 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,112 Three banks in two hours! 523 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,430 OK, folks, hold the applause and drop your drawers! 524 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,433 I'm George Nelson, and I'm here to sack the city Itta Bena! 525 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,275 He's a live wire, though, ain't he? 526 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,477 All the money in a bag. What are you lookin' at, grandpa? 527 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,233 Pardon me, George, you got a plan for escapin'? 528 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,958 Sure, boys. 529 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,235 Here's my plan. Ha ha ha ha! 530 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,993 They ain't never seen ordnance like this! 531 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,036 Thank you, folks. 532 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:57,114 And remember, Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws! 533 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,156 Go fix the auto voiture, Pete. 534 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,470 Is it Babyface Nelson? 535 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,032 Who said that? 536 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,274 What ignorant, low-down, slanderisin' 537 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,271 son of a bitch said that?! 538 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:17,151 My name is George Nelson, get me?! 539 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:20,516 She didn't mean nothin' by it, George. 540 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,717 George Nelson! Not Babyface! 541 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:27,873 You remember! And you tell your friends! 542 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,428 I'm George Nelson. 543 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,192 Born to raise hell. 544 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,037 Well, that was some fun, now, wasn't it, George? 545 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,394 Yeah. 546 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,313 Almost makes me wish I hadn'ta been saved. 547 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,833 Jacking up banks. 548 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,390 I can see how a fella'd derive a whole lot of pleasure 549 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,471 and satisfaction out of it. 550 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,120 - It's OK. - Hoo, dawgies! 551 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,676 Well... 552 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,916 I'm takin' off. 553 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:25,836 You boys might as well keep my... share of the riches. 554 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,196 Well, where are you going, George? 555 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,274 I don't know. Who cares? 556 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,392 Now, what do you suppose is eatin' George? 557 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:45,110 Well, they say that with the thrill-seeking personality, 558 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,997 what goes up must come down. 559 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,311 Top of the world one minute, sad the next. 560 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:54,951 Yes, sir, it's as if our old friend George is a alley cat 561 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,077 and his own damn humors are swingin' him by the tail. 562 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,869 I wouldn't worry, Delmar. He'll be back on top again. 563 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,919 I don't think we've seen the last of George Nelson. 564 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,717 'Don't be saps for Pappy. 565 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,155 'Homer Stokes for governor. 566 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:34,836 'Let's sweep this state clean. Vote for Stokes, brother.' 567 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,957 and strive 568 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:42,348 569 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,908 570 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,991 571 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,356 Aw, shh shh. Hang on! I'm gonna slap one on here. 572 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,829 Folks, here's my cousin Ezra's niece, 573 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,876 Eudora from out of Greenwood, 574 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,077 doin' a little number with her cousin Tom-Tom, 575 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,391 which I predict you gonna enjoy thoroughly. 576 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,558 Now, what can I do you for, Mr. French? 577 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,837 How can I lay a hold of them Soggy Bottom Boys? 578 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,390 Soggy Bottom. I don't precisely recollect them. 579 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,995 They cut a record a few days ago, an old-timey harmony thing, 580 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,196 with a guitar accomp... accomp... 581 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,397 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember them. 582 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,391 Colored fellas, I believe. 583 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,994 Yes, sir, they a fine bunch of boys. 584 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,470 They sang into yonder can, then skedaddled. 585 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:38,269 Well, that record is just goin' through the goddam roof. 586 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,794 - They playin' it far away as Mobile. - No. 587 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,916 Whole damn state's goin' apey. 588 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,276 Well, it was a powerful air. 589 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,875 Hot damn, we gotta find them boys and sign 'em to a fat contract. 590 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,839 Hell's bells, Mr. Lund, if we don't, the goddam competition will. 591 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,151 Oh, mercy, yes, we got to beat that competition. 592 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,878 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 593 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,757 594 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:05,470 from these prison walls I'll fly 595 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:10,190 596 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:15,195 597 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,999 598 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,798 599 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:24,396 hallelujah by and by 600 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,189 601 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,751 and then 602 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:38,391 603 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,277 To a land where joys will never end... 604 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,874 Woo hoo, whoo! 605 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,633 606 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:52,389 607 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:56,109 608 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,349 609 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:02,150 - 610 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:06,995 611 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:11,596 of this life have gone 612 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,468 613 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:21,236 these prison walls I'll fly 614 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,878 615 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,428 Delmar! Over here! 616 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,789 Do you have the Soggy Bottom Boys performing "Man of Constant Sorrow"? 617 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,599 No, ma'am. We got a new shipment in yesterday. 618 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,638 Sorry, but we just can't keep 'em on our shelves. 619 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:48,875 620 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,997 621 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,911 622 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,630 623 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,996 624 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:07,870 and then 625 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,270 626 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:16,148 will never end 627 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:21,870 628 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:26,397 629 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,756 630 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,751 How are you? 631 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:35,719 Delmar, come on. Go. 632 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,316 633 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,437 634 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,798 635 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,789 636 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,108 Shut up, Delmar. 637 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:09,751 Ohh! 638 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,718 Pull over! Pull over! 639 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,596 Guess old Pete's got the itch. 640 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,710 641 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,309 642 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,710 and your daddy's gonna stay 643 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:41,989 644 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:46,437 - - Howdy do, ladies? Name of Pete. 645 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,990 646 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,675 in the cotton and the corn 647 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:58,914 but the baby... 648 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,513 You gonna introduce us? 649 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,194 I don't know their names. I seen 'em first! 650 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,830 651 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:12,436 and the sugar don't stop 652 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:16,877 653 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:21,433 654 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,954 655 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:29,953 with her red shoes on 656 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:35,114 lovin' baby... 657 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:39,478 Ladies, my name is Ulysses Everett McGill, 658 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:45,078 and, well, you three ladies are about the... the prettiest... 659 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,277 and the devil makes three 660 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:53,593 lovin' baby... 661 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,908 Water lilies, uh... 662 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:59,516 - - Corn liquor. 663 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,910 664 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,629 and the devil makes three 665 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:11,794 666 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:16,555 667 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,750 668 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,515 and your daddy's gonna stay 669 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:29,833 670 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,509 671 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,118 672 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,795 on the alabaster stones 673 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:48,352 674 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,152 Everett. 675 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,635 - Everett. - My hair! 676 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,513 Look at this. 677 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,991 Pete! 678 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,435 Where the heck are you?! 679 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,397 Pete! 680 00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,119 We ain't got time for hide-and-seek! 681 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,595 We ain't got time for shenanigans! 682 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,875 Sweet Jesus, Everett. 683 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,110 They left his heart! 684 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,159 Delmar, what the heck's got into you? 685 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:36,832 Can't you see it, Everett? 686 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,310 Them sirens did this to Pete. 687 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:44,439 They loved him up and turned him into a... horny toad. 688 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,353 Pete! 689 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,312 Pete! Pete! 690 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,674 Pete! Pete! 691 00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,877 Pete! Pete! 692 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,476 Pete, it's me... Delmar. 693 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,074 It's me... Delmar. 694 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,508 - Everett. - Delmar, what the...?! 695 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,232 What are we gonna do?! 696 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,118 I'm not sure that's Pete. 697 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,476 Of course it's Pete. Look at him. 698 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:40,951 We got to find some kind of... wizard can change him back. 699 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,675 I'm just not sure that's Pete. 700 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,078 You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant. 701 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,832 Folks'd go off their feed. 702 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,595 Hey. I just don't think it's right keeping him under wraps 703 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,352 like we was ashamed of him. 704 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,590 If it is Pete, I am ashamed of him. 705 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:06,673 He got what he deserved, fornicatin' with some whore of Babylon. 706 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,149 These things don't happen for no reason. 707 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:11,276 It's a judgment on Pete's character. 708 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,716 Well, the two of us was fixin' to fornicate. 709 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,713 You'll have to excuse my rusticated friend, 710 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,951 unaccustomed as he is to city manners. 711 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,189 Hmm? 712 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,352 I guess we'll have a couple of steaks 713 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,476 and some, uh, gratin� potatoes, 714 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,233 and wash it down with your finest bubbly wine. 715 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,675 Oh, I don't suppose you have any... 716 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:38,234 Maybe the chef could prepare... 717 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,835 Just bring us a couple of leaves of raw cabbage. 718 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,751 - Yes, sir. - Thank you. 719 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:47,992 I don't believe I've seen you boys. Allow me to introduce myself. 720 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:52,039 Name of Daniel Teague, known around here as Big Dan Teague, 721 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,918 Or, pressed for time, Big Dan! Tout court! 722 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,391 Name's Ulysses Everett McGill. My associate, Delmar O'Donnel. 723 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:03,109 I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab. 724 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:07,113 I flatter myself such is the case. In my line, it's plum necessary. 725 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,475 The one thing you don't want... 726 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,108 is air in the conversation. 727 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,431 Again we agree. What kind of work you do, Big Dan? 728 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,988 Sales, Mr. McGill, sales! What do I sell? 729 00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,071 The truth, every blessed word of it. 730 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,310 From Genesis down to Revelations. 731 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,073 Yes, the word of God, which, let me say, 732 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,994 there's damn good money in during these times of woe and want. 733 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:34,232 People want answers, and Big Dan sells the only book that's got 'em. 734 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:38,916 And what do you do, you and your, uh, tongue-tied friend? 735 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,195 We, uh... 736 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,952 We're adventurers, sir, 737 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,792 pursuing an opportunity, 738 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,871 but we're open to others as well. 739 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:50,032 I like you. I'm gonna propose you a proposition. 740 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:54,591 You cover my bill for now, get your dinner wrapped picnic-style 741 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,240 and we'll retire to more private environs, 742 00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,039 where I'll reveal how to make vast amounts of money 743 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,076 in the service of God Almighty. 744 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,914 Well, why not? I can use some civilized conversation. 745 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,309 Don't forget your shoe box, friend. 746 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,710 Damn shame! Goddam campaign is lagging! 747 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:16,237 We need a shot in the arm. Hear me, boys? In the goddam arm! 748 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,632 Election held tomorrow, that sumbitch Stokes would win in a walk! 749 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:23,598 He's the reform candidate, Daddy. 750 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,478 - Yeah? - A lot of people like that reform. 751 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,755 Maybe we should get us some. 752 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,071 I'll reform you, you soft-headed son of a bitch. 753 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,879 How we gonna run reform? We're the incumbent! 754 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,077 Is that the best you can come up with? Reform?! 755 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,720 Weepin' Jesus on the cross. 756 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,392 That's it! 757 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,199 Start drafting my concession speech right now. 758 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,872 OK, Pappy. 759 00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,520 I'm just making a point, you stupid son'bitch. 760 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,956 - Give me back that hat! - Pappy's just makin' a point. 761 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,029 Shut up! 762 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:13,759 Thank you for that fricassee. I'm a man of large appetites. 763 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,798 Even with lunch under my belt, I was a mite peckish. 764 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,029 Our pleasure. 765 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,430 Thank you as well for the conversational hiatus. 766 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,592 I generally refrain from speech during gustation. 767 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,717 There are those who attempt both at the same time. 768 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,756 I find it coarse and vulgar. 769 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,957 - Where were we? - Making money in the Lord's service. 770 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,510 Friend, when you do speak, it's to the point and I salute you. 771 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,477 Yes, Bible sales. 772 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,792 The trade is not complicated. There are two things to learn... 773 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,552 One, find a wholesaler, 774 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,312 the word of God in bulk, as it were. 775 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:50,359 Two, recognize your customer. Who are you dealing with? 776 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,432 It's an exercise in psychology, so to speak. 777 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:59,868 And it is that which I propose to give you a lesson in right now. 778 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:04,669 I like to think I'm an astute observer of the human scene, too. 779 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:08,036 No doubt, brother. I figured as much at the restaurant. 780 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:12,830 That's why I invited you all out here for this advanced tutorial. 781 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,914 What's going on, Big Dan? 782 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,037 It's all about the money, boys! That's it! 783 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,000 Gol... durned... money!