1 00:00:09,053 --> 00:00:14,053 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 2 00:00:20,877 --> 00:00:22,879 (grunts) 3 00:00:31,588 --> 00:00:33,424 Don't be mad. I got to. 4 00:00:41,965 --> 00:00:44,000 Here you are, son. 5 00:00:48,705 --> 00:00:50,707 Ah. 6 00:00:58,715 --> 00:01:01,017 So, how long have you been here, then? 7 00:01:01,051 --> 00:01:03,587 Shit... 16 years. 8 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:05,088 Yeah? That long? 9 00:01:05,122 --> 00:01:06,523 It's been a while. 10 00:01:06,557 --> 00:01:08,125 Wh-Where are you living? 11 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:09,693 I'm with Ray. 12 00:01:09,726 --> 00:01:11,895 He's... He fixed up his garage, 13 00:01:11,928 --> 00:01:14,064 so I'm in there. 14 00:01:14,097 --> 00:01:16,900 -Is it comfy? -Yeah. Get a bit hot 15 00:01:16,933 --> 00:01:19,370 and then cold sometimes. 16 00:01:19,403 --> 00:01:22,906 It's... I don't think it's insulated, but, you know... 17 00:01:24,074 --> 00:01:26,543 I've got my own space. 18 00:01:26,577 --> 00:01:30,247 And I get to see a bit more of Ray-Ray's daughter. 19 00:01:30,281 --> 00:01:33,917 -He's got a daughter? -Yeah. Yeah. 20 00:01:33,950 --> 00:01:36,920 Brit-Brittany. 21 00:01:36,953 --> 00:01:37,954 How old is she? 22 00:01:37,988 --> 00:01:40,491 Nine. 23 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:43,927 How is Ray? 24 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,597 Eh. 25 00:01:48,999 --> 00:01:52,836 He's-he's good. 26 00:01:52,869 --> 00:01:54,905 (indistinct chatter) 27 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:05,382 Brucey needs you. 28 00:02:22,399 --> 00:02:23,667 What's going on? 29 00:02:25,869 --> 00:02:27,170 I'm stuck. 30 00:02:27,204 --> 00:02:28,605 What do you mean? 31 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:30,073 In the fucking chair. 32 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:32,142 I can't get out of it. 33 00:02:32,175 --> 00:02:34,144 Don't shake your bloody head at me. 34 00:02:34,177 --> 00:02:35,712 It's not my fault. 35 00:02:38,081 --> 00:02:40,217 Oh, grab his arm, will you? 36 00:02:40,251 --> 00:02:41,718 Under the armpit. 37 00:02:41,752 --> 00:02:43,954 On the count of three. One, two, three. 38 00:02:43,987 --> 00:02:45,989 (all grunting) 39 00:02:51,061 --> 00:02:53,063 Thank fuck for that. 40 00:02:54,398 --> 00:02:56,233 Thought I was gonna die in the fucking thing. 41 00:02:56,267 --> 00:02:58,402 Eh. If only. 42 00:02:58,435 --> 00:03:00,637 Hey, get stuffed. 43 00:03:02,739 --> 00:03:04,007 You all right? 44 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,309 -I'm all right, Dad. -Steady? 45 00:03:05,342 --> 00:03:06,510 Yeah. 46 00:03:06,543 --> 00:03:08,879 -Okay. Thanks for coming. -Yeah. 47 00:03:08,912 --> 00:03:11,382 -I'll see you again soon, eh? Hopefully. -Good to... 48 00:03:11,415 --> 00:03:13,417 -good to see you. -Love you. 49 00:03:18,021 --> 00:03:19,923 Yeah. Love you. 50 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:23,159 Come on. 51 00:03:32,102 --> 00:03:34,104 BILL: See you soon. 52 00:03:50,754 --> 00:03:54,525 * Keep spinning, now I just sit back and have a few women * 53 00:03:54,558 --> 00:03:56,727 * Get your ass over here and back up the kitty * 54 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,095 * I'll make it rain, make it rain... * 55 00:03:59,129 --> 00:04:01,765 Need a favor, big fella. 56 00:04:01,798 --> 00:04:03,700 A mate of mine... 57 00:04:03,734 --> 00:04:06,870 You heard of Kate Hall? Kate Hall. 58 00:04:06,903 --> 00:04:09,239 She's a... a journo at the Herald. 59 00:04:09,272 --> 00:04:11,475 She covers their crime stuff. 60 00:04:11,508 --> 00:04:12,909 She's writing a book. 61 00:04:12,943 --> 00:04:15,211 Like, a-a true-crime book. 62 00:04:15,245 --> 00:04:17,681 And she's looking for stories. 63 00:04:17,714 --> 00:04:21,017 Wondering if you might want to have a chat with her. 64 00:04:21,051 --> 00:04:23,253 What's in it for me? 65 00:04:23,286 --> 00:04:24,788 You'd be doing me a favor. 66 00:04:26,256 --> 00:04:28,959 Come on, mate, it's an old mate's daughter. 67 00:04:28,992 --> 00:04:31,695 He's done a couple of favors for me over the years, 68 00:04:31,728 --> 00:04:33,764 and it'd be good to return the favor. 69 00:04:35,866 --> 00:04:37,734 Nah. 70 00:04:37,768 --> 00:04:39,135 Mate, come on. 71 00:04:39,169 --> 00:04:42,205 I'm asking a favor as a friend, here. 72 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:44,608 No. 73 00:04:44,641 --> 00:04:46,309 Thanks. 74 00:04:48,111 --> 00:04:50,180 You know what, I wasn't gonna mention this, 75 00:04:50,213 --> 00:04:52,115 but, um... 76 00:04:52,148 --> 00:04:54,785 do you have any idea what you put me through 77 00:04:54,818 --> 00:04:56,252 with that Davros shit? 78 00:04:56,286 --> 00:04:58,955 -What? -The Davros bullshit. 79 00:04:58,989 --> 00:05:01,758 You know that was my son-in-law's brother, right? 80 00:05:01,792 --> 00:05:04,395 Do you know the trouble that shit caused me? 81 00:05:04,428 --> 00:05:06,763 He tried to fucking kill me. 82 00:05:06,797 --> 00:05:09,700 I know that, but I had... 83 00:05:09,733 --> 00:05:13,169 My son-in-law-- he didn't speak to me for six months. 84 00:05:13,203 --> 00:05:15,338 Caused heaps of friction. All right? 85 00:05:15,372 --> 00:05:16,740 Well, it's not my fucking fault. 86 00:05:16,773 --> 00:05:18,241 You asked me to sit down with the guy, and I did. 87 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:19,643 I know you did, mate, 88 00:05:19,676 --> 00:05:22,345 and I appreciate that, but, shit... 89 00:05:22,379 --> 00:05:25,048 it's not like I ask you for heaps of favors, you know? 90 00:05:48,371 --> 00:05:50,841 -Hi. -RAY: How you going? 91 00:05:50,874 --> 00:05:53,309 -I'm Kate. -Nice to meet you. 92 00:05:53,343 --> 00:05:54,445 In case you were wondering. 93 00:05:54,478 --> 00:05:55,646 (both chuckle) 94 00:05:55,679 --> 00:05:57,481 Uh, come through. 95 00:05:58,882 --> 00:06:01,084 -Nice house. -Thanks. Yeah. 96 00:06:01,117 --> 00:06:03,687 -I like the old joints. -Yeah, me too. 97 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,188 They've got more character than new houses. 98 00:06:05,221 --> 00:06:06,623 Yeah. 99 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,158 Uh, hey, do you want a drink? 100 00:06:08,191 --> 00:06:09,993 Do you want a beer or a glass of water or something? 101 00:06:10,026 --> 00:06:11,361 I wouldn't mind a cup of tea. 102 00:06:11,394 --> 00:06:13,464 Okay, sure. What kind? 103 00:06:13,497 --> 00:06:15,365 Have you got any Earl Grey? 104 00:06:15,398 --> 00:06:17,033 Yeah, yeah. 105 00:06:20,604 --> 00:06:22,873 So... where'd you grow up? 106 00:06:22,906 --> 00:06:25,208 About four hours out of Sydney. 107 00:06:25,241 --> 00:06:27,277 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah, on a farm. 108 00:06:27,310 --> 00:06:29,613 Mm. Do you mind my asking where? 109 00:06:29,646 --> 00:06:31,682 No, I don't mind you asking. 110 00:06:31,715 --> 00:06:34,885 Right. Um, what kind of farm was it? 111 00:06:34,918 --> 00:06:37,420 It was a dairy farm. 112 00:06:37,454 --> 00:06:40,691 Well, did you have a happy childhood? 113 00:06:42,325 --> 00:06:43,627 It was all right. 114 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:48,932 Do you want to elaborate, maybe, a bit on that? 115 00:06:48,965 --> 00:06:51,968 So what's your book about? 116 00:06:52,002 --> 00:06:54,404 Criminals, pretty much. 117 00:06:54,437 --> 00:06:57,173 Yeah, I mean, I've, um, interviewed a few people 118 00:06:57,207 --> 00:06:59,275 so far, and it's just people telling their stories. 119 00:06:59,309 --> 00:07:01,011 Mm. 120 00:07:02,879 --> 00:07:06,082 Look, I-I understand if you're a little bit cagey about this, 121 00:07:06,116 --> 00:07:07,718 and I-I totally get it. 122 00:07:07,751 --> 00:07:09,953 But, um... 123 00:07:09,986 --> 00:07:11,588 I just want you to know that nothing's gonna 124 00:07:11,622 --> 00:07:13,323 go in the book unless you're happy with it. 125 00:07:13,356 --> 00:07:15,559 So I just want you, you know, just to feel comfortable 126 00:07:15,592 --> 00:07:17,227 to talk to me. 127 00:07:21,965 --> 00:07:23,366 All right. 128 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,769 Cool. 129 00:07:25,802 --> 00:07:28,304 Uh, do you mind if I, um, record? 130 00:07:31,007 --> 00:07:33,276 -That's all right. -Sure? 131 00:07:33,309 --> 00:07:35,612 -Mm. -Okay. 132 00:07:35,646 --> 00:07:37,548 (clears throat) 133 00:07:40,917 --> 00:07:42,185 Let's put that there. 134 00:07:42,218 --> 00:07:44,988 So maybe, I don't know-- do you want to start with 135 00:07:45,021 --> 00:07:48,391 about how you got into it and your first job, maybe? 136 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,561 I mean, it's a job, what do you mean? 137 00:07:50,594 --> 00:07:52,195 What do you mean, job? 138 00:07:52,228 --> 00:07:54,798 Well, your first, uh, I don't know, hit, I mean... 139 00:07:54,831 --> 00:07:57,801 -Who told you I do hits? -Well, that's what 140 00:07:57,834 --> 00:08:00,303 Freddy told me that you talked... 141 00:08:00,336 --> 00:08:02,138 about, that, a little bit. 142 00:08:03,373 --> 00:08:05,441 I mean, sorry, I might've misunderstood that. 143 00:08:05,475 --> 00:08:07,010 I didn't realize that... 144 00:08:07,043 --> 00:08:10,180 -That's just what Freddy said. -(clears throat) 145 00:08:15,151 --> 00:08:17,621 I mean, that's kind of why I got you to... 'Cause I... 146 00:08:17,654 --> 00:08:20,023 That's the sort of stuff I want to talk about in the book. 147 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,502 (indistinct announcement over P.A.) 148 00:08:32,535 --> 00:08:34,871 Moist. 149 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:38,141 -Yeah, that's a good one. -Moist. 150 00:08:38,174 --> 00:08:39,342 -Mm, mm. -That's a good one. 151 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:41,144 Yeah. My grandmother-- 152 00:08:41,177 --> 00:08:42,545 -when I was a kid-- -Mm. 153 00:08:42,579 --> 00:08:44,347 she used to make this tea cake, 154 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:46,182 -Mm. -and that was really moist. 155 00:08:46,216 --> 00:08:47,884 (laughs) 156 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:50,486 She used to put cinnamon on the top of it. 157 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,023 -Mm. Okay. -Yeah. Lovely, lovely. Mm. 158 00:08:53,056 --> 00:08:56,159 -Tea cake. Mm. -Tea cake. 159 00:08:56,192 --> 00:08:59,262 -Appendectomy. -Appendectomy? 160 00:08:59,295 --> 00:09:00,797 Yeah. 161 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:03,900 Appendectomy. Appendectomy. What's that? 162 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,836 -You don't know what appendectomy is? -No. 163 00:09:05,869 --> 00:09:07,370 -It's where they take your bloody appendix out. -They... 164 00:09:07,403 --> 00:09:08,538 -take your appendix out, yeah. -Yeah. 165 00:09:08,571 --> 00:09:10,006 No, I knew that. I knew that. 166 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,008 -Yeah, sure you did. Yeah. -And... 167 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:14,177 panties. 168 00:09:15,712 --> 00:09:18,581 -Panties? -Pant... Not when you say it, 169 00:09:18,615 --> 00:09:20,651 -like, when a chick says it. Like, when she says like, -Mm. 170 00:09:20,684 --> 00:09:24,054 "Oh, take off my panties." (panting) 171 00:09:24,087 --> 00:09:25,588 Mm? 172 00:09:25,622 --> 00:09:29,025 That's a good word. Moist panties. 173 00:09:29,059 --> 00:09:30,526 -Moist panties? -Yeah. 174 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:31,895 Well, you've outdone yourself, haven't you? 175 00:09:31,928 --> 00:09:33,429 -Well, thank you very much. -Yeah. 176 00:09:33,463 --> 00:09:35,331 Put two of your favorite words together in a sentence, yeah. 177 00:09:35,365 --> 00:09:36,599 -Well, you know... -That's pretty good. 178 00:09:36,633 --> 00:09:38,268 -quite the wordsmith. -Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you are. 179 00:09:38,301 --> 00:09:40,904 -What do you reckon? -Yeah, no, I like it. 180 00:09:40,937 --> 00:09:42,939 -(music playing over speakers) -(indistinct chatter in distance) 181 00:10:00,657 --> 00:10:03,393 Feel that. 182 00:10:03,426 --> 00:10:05,428 Shit. Sharp. 183 00:10:06,963 --> 00:10:08,899 Mm. 184 00:10:08,932 --> 00:10:11,401 GARY: And it was good calamari, mate. -RAY: Mm. 185 00:10:11,434 --> 00:10:13,904 -Like, fresh. Fresh as. Not the frozen shit, you know? -Mm. 186 00:10:13,937 --> 00:10:16,940 -The shit you get from the fishmongers. -Mm. 187 00:10:16,973 --> 00:10:19,375 But what happened was is that when I put it in the fridge, 188 00:10:19,409 --> 00:10:21,778 I've left it in the bag that I bought it in. 189 00:10:21,812 --> 00:10:23,146 Yeah. 190 00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:25,816 So when I've gone to cook it, 191 00:10:25,849 --> 00:10:29,585 -it's been in there for a couple of days and I've taken it out... -Mm. Mm. 192 00:10:29,619 --> 00:10:31,554 -Fucking stunk. -Yeah. 193 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,289 Just rank. 194 00:10:33,323 --> 00:10:35,625 It's just gone all through the house. 195 00:10:35,658 --> 00:10:38,328 What I should've done when I bought it-- 196 00:10:38,361 --> 00:10:39,763 if I was gonna leave it in there for a couple days-- 197 00:10:39,796 --> 00:10:42,165 I should've tipped it out, washed it... 198 00:10:42,198 --> 00:10:45,435 -Yeah. Mm. -thoroughly, put it in a fresh plastic bag, 199 00:10:45,468 --> 00:10:48,238 -Yeah. -a new plastic bag, then whacked it in the fridge. 200 00:10:48,271 --> 00:10:49,873 -Mm. -And then, you know, 201 00:10:49,906 --> 00:10:51,842 probably would've had a chance 202 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:53,910 of lasting a couple more days, you know? 203 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:57,680 But it stewed in its own juices, in its own filth, 204 00:10:57,714 --> 00:10:59,883 -you know? So... -(chuckles) Mm. 205 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:01,684 So it went off, and I had to chuck it out, 206 00:11:01,718 --> 00:11:03,586 -and it was, like, a kilo of the shit, which, you know, -Mm. 207 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,421 -bummed me. -Mm. 208 00:11:05,455 --> 00:11:08,091 But what really bummed me 209 00:11:08,124 --> 00:11:10,626 -is I was watching one of those nature docos, -Mm. 210 00:11:10,660 --> 00:11:13,629 and they had, uh, they had a bit on octopuses 211 00:11:13,663 --> 00:11:16,599 -and... and, like, their life cycle and shit. -Mm. 212 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:19,135 And I didn't know this, but... 213 00:11:19,169 --> 00:11:21,972 do you know how octopuses have babies? 214 00:11:22,005 --> 00:11:24,340 -Mm-mmm. -(short chuckle) 215 00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:29,079 The female octopus gets pregnant, right? 216 00:11:29,112 --> 00:11:31,047 -Obviously. -Mm. 217 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:33,917 And she lays eggs 218 00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:35,986 underneath a rock, right? 219 00:11:36,019 --> 00:11:37,921 And then she guards it. 220 00:11:37,954 --> 00:11:40,723 Doesn't eat, doesn't sleep, 221 00:11:40,757 --> 00:11:42,325 and just moves her tentacles 222 00:11:42,358 --> 00:11:45,661 -over the eggs -Mm. 223 00:11:45,695 --> 00:11:49,232 for months and months and months, right? 224 00:11:50,266 --> 00:11:53,536 And just as the eggs hatch, 225 00:11:53,569 --> 00:11:54,938 you know what happens? 226 00:11:57,874 --> 00:11:59,242 She dies? 227 00:12:01,344 --> 00:12:04,114 -She dies. -Mm. 228 00:12:06,282 --> 00:12:10,020 -So I won't be eating calamari anymore. -Mm. 229 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,228 Calamari's squid, isn't it? 230 00:12:18,261 --> 00:12:19,729 What? 231 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,167 No. 232 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,768 -Yeah. -Hold on. 233 00:12:25,802 --> 00:12:26,970 Yeah. 234 00:12:27,003 --> 00:12:29,539 Calamari's squid, mate, not octopus. 235 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:32,308 So I can eat calamari? 236 00:12:33,643 --> 00:12:34,978 Go for it. 237 00:12:37,814 --> 00:12:39,049 Huh. 238 00:12:40,283 --> 00:12:41,717 All right, then. 239 00:12:41,751 --> 00:12:44,587 How many steel-framed buildings in history 240 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:47,223 have collapsed due to fire? 241 00:12:48,992 --> 00:12:50,460 I don't know. 242 00:12:50,493 --> 00:12:52,762 Three. All on 9/11. 243 00:12:54,097 --> 00:12:55,765 -Two. -No. 244 00:12:55,798 --> 00:12:57,533 Three. 245 00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,035 You got the Twin Towers 246 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,336 and there was a third building. 247 00:13:01,371 --> 00:13:04,040 Two were hit by a plane. One wasn't hit by a plane. 248 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,910 That's Building 7-- a couple hundred meters down the road, 249 00:13:06,943 --> 00:13:10,313 and that fell a few hours later in under five seconds. 250 00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:12,315 And they say it collapsed 251 00:13:12,348 --> 00:13:15,585 because it got hit from debris from the Twin Towers, 252 00:13:15,618 --> 00:13:17,553 and then it started a fire, 253 00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:19,755 and that's what caused it to fall. 254 00:13:19,789 --> 00:13:21,057 A controlled demolition expert 255 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,592 said it was a controlled demolition. 256 00:13:24,794 --> 00:13:26,829 -Got your radio on? -Yeah. 257 00:13:26,863 --> 00:13:29,665 -All right. See you in a bit. -All right. 258 00:13:33,803 --> 00:13:35,238 Watch out for snakes. 259 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,822 * 260 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:22,852 * 261 00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,647 * 262 00:15:21,411 --> 00:15:23,413 (birds chirping) 263 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,322 (vehicle approaching) 264 00:16:02,118 --> 00:16:04,120 (birds chirping) 265 00:16:32,315 --> 00:16:34,317 (indistinct chatter) 266 00:17:03,546 --> 00:17:05,548 (birds chirping) 267 00:17:09,919 --> 00:17:12,054 VINNIE: Come on, girl. 268 00:17:12,088 --> 00:17:14,090 Come on, come on, now. (clicking tongue) 269 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,430 (whistles) Come on, get up. 270 00:17:29,939 --> 00:17:31,874 No, leave that. Come on, let's go. 271 00:17:31,907 --> 00:17:33,909 -Come on, girl. -(dog barks) 272 00:17:35,578 --> 00:17:36,946 (barks) 273 00:18:11,681 --> 00:18:14,184 Come on, girl. (whistles) 274 00:18:14,217 --> 00:18:16,186 -Round the back, round the back, come on. -(dog barks) 275 00:18:16,219 --> 00:18:17,620 Leave that. 276 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,992 (dog barks) 277 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:28,964 (barks) 278 00:18:54,324 --> 00:18:55,825 Vinnie! 279 00:18:56,892 --> 00:18:59,128 -Vinnie! -What? 280 00:18:59,161 --> 00:19:01,030 -DAVE: Run! -(dog barking) 281 00:19:08,471 --> 00:19:10,373 -(gunfire in distance) -Oh... 282 00:19:10,406 --> 00:19:11,674 Oh, shit. 283 00:19:11,707 --> 00:19:13,008 VINNIE: Get him! Fucking get him! 284 00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,445 (snarling) 285 00:19:18,981 --> 00:19:21,717 (whimpers) 286 00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:23,185 (grunts) 287 00:19:23,219 --> 00:19:25,020 Hey, I'm on my way. 288 00:19:25,054 --> 00:19:26,556 Fuck. 289 00:19:30,326 --> 00:19:32,328 (gunfire) 290 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,242 Go! 291 00:19:46,276 --> 00:19:47,577 Go. Go, go, go. 292 00:19:49,712 --> 00:19:50,880 Fuck! 293 00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:52,882 You hit? 294 00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:55,851 -No, I'm good. -How'd you go? 295 00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:57,520 Eh, not too good. 296 00:20:09,899 --> 00:20:11,367 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 297 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,104 (engine starts) 298 00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:19,208 Go. 299 00:20:29,419 --> 00:20:33,155 RAY: "And so Jack went outside and started to climb the beanstalk. 300 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:35,758 "He climbed up to the sky through the clouds 301 00:20:35,791 --> 00:20:38,127 and saw a beautiful castle." 302 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,095 How could he climb to the clouds? 303 00:20:40,129 --> 00:20:42,865 Uh, he must've been really fit. 304 00:20:42,898 --> 00:20:46,469 "So he saw the castle and went inside." 305 00:20:46,502 --> 00:20:48,304 Why did he go inside? 306 00:20:49,872 --> 00:20:52,041 Well, it was a nice-looking castle and... 307 00:20:52,074 --> 00:20:54,243 -he just wanted to check it out. -Yeah, but that's not right. 308 00:20:54,276 --> 00:20:57,246 You can't just go inside other people's castles like that. 309 00:20:58,381 --> 00:21:00,416 Yeah, look, I think you might be a bit old for this story. 310 00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:02,952 -Do you want to read something else? -No. Keep going, I like it. 311 00:21:02,985 --> 00:21:04,420 (Ray clears throat) 312 00:21:04,454 --> 00:21:09,024 Okay, so, "Jack heard a voice. 'Fee-fi-fo-fum.' 313 00:21:09,058 --> 00:21:12,962 "Jack ran into a cupboard to hide just as an enormous giant 314 00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:15,498 "came into the room and sat down. 315 00:21:15,531 --> 00:21:19,369 "On the table there was a hen and a golden harp. 316 00:21:19,402 --> 00:21:21,971 "'Lay,' said the giant. The hen laid an egg. 317 00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:25,641 "It was made of gold. 318 00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:28,077 "'Sing,' said the giant. The harp began to sing. 319 00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:29,879 "Soon, the giant fell asleep. 320 00:21:29,912 --> 00:21:31,881 "So Jack jumped out of the cupboard. 321 00:21:31,914 --> 00:21:35,418 He took the hen and the harp and he ran for the door." 322 00:21:35,451 --> 00:21:38,421 -Wait, he stole them? -What do you mean? 323 00:21:38,454 --> 00:21:40,823 Why'd he take the hen and the harp? 324 00:21:40,856 --> 00:21:43,292 -I don't know. -But that's stealing. 325 00:21:44,994 --> 00:21:47,963 Anyway, "Suddenly the harp sang, 'Help, master!' 326 00:21:47,997 --> 00:21:52,668 "The giant woke up and shouted, 'Fee-fi-fo-fum.' 327 00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:54,604 "Jack ran and started climbing down the beanstalk 328 00:21:54,637 --> 00:21:56,806 "and the giant chased after him, hot on his tail. 329 00:21:56,839 --> 00:21:58,273 "When Jack reached the ground, 330 00:21:58,307 --> 00:22:00,275 "he looked up and he saw the giant coming fast, 331 00:22:00,309 --> 00:22:01,677 "so he grabbed an axe from the woodpile 332 00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:03,413 "and started to chop at the beanstalk. 333 00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:05,448 "After five chops, the beanstalk 334 00:22:05,481 --> 00:22:08,250 crashed to the ground and the giant was slayed." 335 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:10,352 -Slayed? -Mm-hmm. Yeah, he killed him. 336 00:22:10,386 --> 00:22:12,254 -He killed him? -Mm-hmm. 337 00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,856 He was chasing after him, so... 338 00:22:13,889 --> 00:22:15,425 Yeah, but he stole from him. 339 00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:17,460 The giant was just trying to get back the hen, 340 00:22:17,493 --> 00:22:19,962 and he murdered him. 341 00:22:25,701 --> 00:22:27,703 (sighs) 342 00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:36,879 Ah, I missed a page. 343 00:22:36,912 --> 00:22:39,815 So, the police visited Jack the next day 344 00:22:39,849 --> 00:22:42,652 and they arrested him for theft and murder 345 00:22:42,685 --> 00:22:46,121 and he went to jail for the rest of his life. 346 00:22:46,155 --> 00:22:48,691 -The end. -I don't like that story at all. 347 00:22:48,724 --> 00:22:51,126 Yeah, well, I'm not a big fan of it, either. 348 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,663 It's terrible. The poor giant. 349 00:22:53,696 --> 00:22:55,665 Well, I guess the moral of the story is, 350 00:22:55,698 --> 00:22:59,234 you know, don't, uh, steal, don't murder, 351 00:22:59,268 --> 00:23:01,837 or you'll go to jail for the rest of your life, okay? 352 00:23:01,871 --> 00:23:03,005 So don't do it. 353 00:23:03,038 --> 00:23:05,007 That story sucks. 354 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,209 Mm. It does. 355 00:23:07,242 --> 00:23:09,211 All right. 356 00:23:09,244 --> 00:23:11,213 -Night. -Good night. 357 00:23:11,246 --> 00:23:12,882 Mwah. 358 00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:17,119 (grunts softly) 359 00:23:24,226 --> 00:23:26,328 Mm. 360 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:29,398 You ever read "Jack and the Beanstalk"? 361 00:23:29,431 --> 00:23:32,301 It was a long time ago. Why? 362 00:23:32,334 --> 00:23:35,104 Jack was a piece of shit. 363 00:23:35,137 --> 00:23:36,371 Why do you say that? 364 00:23:36,405 --> 00:23:38,474 Well, he climbs the beanstalk, right? 365 00:23:38,508 --> 00:23:41,310 -Yeah. -He goes into the giant's castle... 366 00:23:42,878 --> 00:23:45,080 -...steals a bloody harp, -(chuckles softly) 367 00:23:45,114 --> 00:23:47,449 steals the goose that lays a golden egg. 368 00:23:47,483 --> 00:23:49,885 -Yeah. -Steals it. 369 00:23:49,919 --> 00:23:51,787 Runs off. 370 00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:54,056 So the giant goes after him, 371 00:23:54,089 --> 00:23:56,391 trying to get back all the shit that Jack stole. 372 00:23:56,425 --> 00:23:58,594 Uh-huh. 373 00:23:58,628 --> 00:24:01,230 And while he's climbing down the beanstalk... 374 00:24:01,263 --> 00:24:03,599 -(laughs) -(chuckles): Jack chops it down 375 00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:07,069 -and fucking murders him. -(laughs) 376 00:24:07,102 --> 00:24:09,438 -What a cunt. -(laughs) 377 00:24:09,471 --> 00:24:11,473 (chuckles) 378 00:24:22,451 --> 00:24:26,321 * Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket * 379 00:24:26,355 --> 00:24:30,259 * Never let it fade away * 380 00:24:30,292 --> 00:24:34,163 * Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket * 381 00:24:34,196 --> 00:24:38,100 * Save it for a rainy day * 382 00:24:38,133 --> 00:24:42,004 * For love may come and tap you on the shoulder * 383 00:24:42,037 --> 00:24:45,941 * Some starless night * 384 00:24:45,975 --> 00:24:47,910 * Just in case * 385 00:24:47,943 --> 00:24:50,813 * You feel you want to hold her * 386 00:24:50,846 --> 00:24:54,750 * You'll have a pocketful of starlight * 387 00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:56,686 * Catch a falling star * 388 00:24:56,719 --> 00:24:58,654 -* And put it in your pocket * -* Catch a falling star * 389 00:24:58,688 --> 00:25:00,623 -* Never let it fade away * -* And put it in your pocket * 390 00:25:00,656 --> 00:25:02,558 * Never let it fade away * 391 00:25:02,592 --> 00:25:04,493 * Catch a falling star and * 392 00:25:04,526 --> 00:25:06,428 -* Put it in your pocket * -* Catch a falling star * 393 00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:08,497 -* Save it for a rainy day * -* And put it in your pocket * 394 00:25:08,530 --> 00:25:10,432 * Save it for a rainy. * 395 00:25:19,441 --> 00:25:21,410 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH