1 00:00:04,366 --> 00:00:09,366 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 2 00:00:09,366 --> 00:00:11,702 STARK: Been a while since I was up here in front of you. 3 00:00:11,785 --> 00:00:14,872 Maybe I'll do us all a favor and just stick to the cards. 4 00:00:15,414 --> 00:00:17,374 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 5 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:20,628 There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred 6 00:00:20,711 --> 00:00:22,129 on the freeway and the rooftop... 7 00:00:22,213 --> 00:00:25,257 CHRISTINE: Sorry, Mr. Stark, do you honestly expect us to believe that 8 00:00:25,341 --> 00:00:28,928 that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, 9 00:00:29,011 --> 00:00:31,722 despite the fact that you sorely despise bodyguards? 10 00:00:31,805 --> 00:00:32,932 STARK: Yes. 11 00:00:33,015 --> 00:00:37,686 CHRISTINE: And this mysterious bodyguard was somehow equipped 12 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:41,190 with an undisclosed Stark high-tech powered battle... 13 00:00:41,273 --> 00:00:43,234 STARK: I know that it's confusing. 14 00:00:43,317 --> 00:00:46,862 It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely 15 00:00:46,946 --> 00:00:50,157 to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. 16 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,996 I mean, let's face it, I'm not the heroic type. 17 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,289 (MAN TRANSLATING SIMULTANEOUSLY IN RUSSIAN) 18 00:00:57,373 --> 00:00:58,749 A laundry list of character defects, 19 00:00:58,832 --> 00:01:01,669 all the mistakes I've made, largely public. 20 00:01:01,752 --> 00:01:03,379 The truth is 21 00:01:08,342 --> 00:01:09,677 I am Iron Man. 22 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,720 (ALL CLAMORING) 23 00:01:15,266 --> 00:01:16,725 (ANTON CALLING OUT WEAKLY) 24 00:01:21,105 --> 00:01:22,273 Ivan. 25 00:01:27,486 --> 00:01:28,862 Vanya. 26 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:33,575 (ANTON COUGHING) 27 00:01:40,666 --> 00:01:42,251 (ANTON GASPING) 28 00:01:42,334 --> 00:01:45,004 (TV ANNOUNCER CHATTERING IN RUSSIAN) 29 00:01:49,883 --> 00:01:54,013 (IN RUSSIAN) 30 00:02:03,981 --> 00:02:05,607 (ANTON COUGHS) 31 00:02:05,899 --> 00:02:07,526 (ANTON EXHALES) 32 00:02:39,975 --> 00:02:43,228 (ROARING) 33 00:04:41,471 --> 00:04:43,515 (POWER SURGING) 34 00:04:44,057 --> 00:04:45,100 (SQUAWKS) 35 00:04:50,647 --> 00:04:52,107 (CHUCKLING) 36 00:05:04,578 --> 00:05:08,248 MAN: (ON RADIO) 270 at 30 knots. Holding steady at 15,000 feet. 37 00:05:08,332 --> 00:05:11,627 You are clear for exfiltration over the drop zone. 38 00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:13,879 (SHOOT TO THRILL PLAYING) 39 00:05:58,382 --> 00:06:00,300 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 40 00:06:00,384 --> 00:06:03,261 (SHOOT TO THRILL PLAYING IN THE STADIUM) 41 00:06:23,073 --> 00:06:24,324 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 42 00:07:02,362 --> 00:07:03,447 (SONG ENDS) 43 00:07:05,991 --> 00:07:10,620 CROWD: (CHANTING) Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! 44 00:07:10,704 --> 00:07:12,581 Oh! It's good to be back. 45 00:07:14,624 --> 00:07:16,251 - You missed me? - MAN: Blow something up! 46 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:18,795 I missed you, too. Blow something up? I already did that. 47 00:07:18,879 --> 00:07:20,255 (PEOPLE CHUCKLING) 48 00:07:20,589 --> 00:07:23,842 I'm not saying that the world is enjoying 49 00:07:23,925 --> 00:07:28,096 its longest period of uninterrupted peace in years because of me. 50 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:29,848 (CROWD CHEERING) 51 00:07:31,058 --> 00:07:37,355 I'm not saying that from the ashes of captivity, 52 00:07:37,439 --> 00:07:41,359 never has a greater phoenix metaphor been personified in human history. 53 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:50,952 I'm not saying that Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, 54 00:07:51,036 --> 00:07:52,662 sipping on an iced tea 55 00:07:52,746 --> 00:07:55,791 because I haven't come across anyone who's man enough 56 00:07:55,874 --> 00:07:58,752 to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day. 57 00:07:58,835 --> 00:08:00,837 (CHEERING LOUDLY) 58 00:08:03,131 --> 00:08:04,382 WOMAN: I love you, Tony! 59 00:08:04,466 --> 00:08:06,593 Please, it's not about me. 60 00:08:07,969 --> 00:08:09,763 It's not about you. 61 00:08:12,057 --> 00:08:15,018 It's not even about us. It's about legacy. 62 00:08:15,852 --> 00:08:18,855 It's about what we choose to leave behind for future generations. 63 00:08:18,939 --> 00:08:23,068 And that's why for the next year and for the first time since 1974, 64 00:08:23,151 --> 00:08:25,570 the best and brightest men and women 65 00:08:25,654 --> 00:08:27,614 of nations and corporations the world over 66 00:08:27,697 --> 00:08:31,201 will pool their resources, share their collective vision, 67 00:08:31,284 --> 00:08:33,787 to leave behind a brighter future. 68 00:08:33,870 --> 00:08:35,789 - (CHEERING) - It's not about us. 69 00:08:36,915 --> 00:08:40,210 Therefore, what I'm saying, if I'm saying anything, 70 00:08:40,293 --> 00:08:42,838 is welcome back to the Stark Expo. 71 00:08:46,591 --> 00:08:50,137 And now, making a special guest appearance from the great beyond 72 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:51,763 to tell you what it's all about, 73 00:08:51,847 --> 00:08:54,349 please welcome my father, Howard. 74 00:08:56,685 --> 00:08:59,646 Everything is achievable through technology. 75 00:08:59,729 --> 00:09:02,023 Better living, robust health, 76 00:09:02,524 --> 00:09:07,070 and for the first time in human history, the possibility of world peace. 77 00:09:07,154 --> 00:09:09,072 So, from all of us here at Stark Industries, 78 00:09:09,156 --> 00:09:13,285 I would like to personally introduce you to the City of the Future. 79 00:09:14,035 --> 00:09:17,789 Technology holds infinite possibilities for mankind, 80 00:09:17,873 --> 00:09:20,709 and will one day rid society of all its ills. 81 00:09:20,792 --> 00:09:24,379 Soon, technology will affect the way you live your life every day. 82 00:09:24,462 --> 00:09:26,047 No more tedious work, 83 00:09:26,339 --> 00:09:30,760 leaving more time for leisure activities and enjoying the sweet life. 84 00:09:30,844 --> 00:09:33,597 The Stark Expo. Welcome. 85 00:09:34,431 --> 00:09:37,642 (CROWD CHEERING) 86 00:09:38,768 --> 00:09:41,688 We are coming to you live from the kickoff of the Stark Expo, 87 00:09:41,771 --> 00:09:44,649 where Tony Stark has just walked offstage. 88 00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:46,318 Don't worry if you can't make it down here tonight 89 00:09:46,401 --> 00:09:48,820 because this Expo goes on all yearlong. 90 00:09:48,904 --> 00:09:50,906 And I'm gonna be here checking out all the attractions 91 00:09:50,989 --> 00:09:54,534 and the pavilions and the inventions from all around the world. 92 00:09:54,618 --> 00:09:57,078 - Make sure you join me... - All right, it's a zoo out there, watch out. 93 00:09:57,162 --> 00:09:59,998 - Open up, let's go. - STARK: Hey! Nice to see you. 94 00:10:00,081 --> 00:10:02,626 - All right. Thank you. I remember you. - WOMAN: Tony, Tony... 95 00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:04,753 - STARK: Hey, hey... - Call me. 96 00:10:04,836 --> 00:10:06,796 HAPPY: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, come on. 97 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,840 STARK: Hello. it would be a pleasure. 98 00:10:09,424 --> 00:10:10,926 HAPPY: Okay. STARK: See you, buddy. 99 00:10:11,009 --> 00:10:12,093 This is Larry. 100 00:10:12,177 --> 00:10:14,638 STARK: Hey, the oracle of Oracle. What a pleasure. Nice to see you. 101 00:10:14,721 --> 00:10:15,847 Call me. Call me. 102 00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:17,724 HAPPY: Larry King. STARK: Larry! 103 00:10:18,183 --> 00:10:20,560 Ah, yes, my people, my people. 104 00:10:20,644 --> 00:10:23,188 - Come on, Tony. There we go. - Very mellow. 105 00:10:23,271 --> 00:10:25,440 - That wasn't so bad. - No, it was perfect. 106 00:10:25,523 --> 00:10:26,650 Look what we got here, the new model. 107 00:10:26,733 --> 00:10:27,817 STARK: Hey, does she come with the car? 108 00:10:27,901 --> 00:10:28,985 HAPPY: I certainly hope so. 109 00:10:29,069 --> 00:10:30,111 - Hi. - MARSHAL: Hi. 110 00:10:30,237 --> 00:10:31,321 - And you are? - Marshal. 111 00:10:31,404 --> 00:10:33,365 - Irish. I like it. - Pleased to meet you, Tony. 112 00:10:33,448 --> 00:10:35,617 I'm on the wheel. Do you mind? Where you from? 113 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:36,910 - Bedford. - What are you doing here? 114 00:10:36,993 --> 00:10:39,037 - Looking for you. - Yeah? You found me. 115 00:10:39,996 --> 00:10:41,206 (TONY CLEARS THROAT) 116 00:10:41,289 --> 00:10:43,667 - What are you up to later? - Serving subpoenas. 117 00:10:44,668 --> 00:10:45,835 Yikes. 118 00:10:46,753 --> 00:10:47,921 He doesn't like to be handed things. 119 00:10:48,004 --> 00:10:49,589 - Yeah, I have a peeve. - I got it. 120 00:10:49,673 --> 00:10:51,299 You are hereby ordered to appear 121 00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:53,134 before the Senate Armed Services Committee 122 00:10:53,218 --> 00:10:54,886 tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m. 123 00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:56,554 - Can I see a badge? - You wanna see the badge? 124 00:10:56,638 --> 00:10:58,181 He likes the badge. 125 00:10:59,015 --> 00:11:01,059 - You still like it? - Yep. 126 00:11:03,144 --> 00:11:06,147 - How far are we from D.C.? - D.C.? 250 miles. 127 00:11:06,231 --> 00:11:07,232 (TIRES SCREECHING) 128 00:11:08,483 --> 00:11:09,901 (GAVEL BANGING) 129 00:11:09,985 --> 00:11:13,029 STERN: Mr. Stark, could we pick up now where we left off? 130 00:11:13,113 --> 00:11:15,240 - (BANGING GAVEL) - Mr. Stark. Please. 131 00:11:15,323 --> 00:11:16,908 - Yes, dear? - Can I have your attention? 132 00:11:16,992 --> 00:11:18,076 Absolutely. 133 00:11:18,159 --> 00:11:21,121 Do you or do you not possess a specialized weapon? 134 00:11:21,204 --> 00:11:22,998 - I do not. - You do not? 135 00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:25,625 I do not. Well, it depends on how you define the word "weapon." 136 00:11:25,709 --> 00:11:28,837 - The Iron Man weapon. - My device does not fit that description. 137 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,630 Well... How would you describe it? 138 00:11:30,714 --> 00:11:33,758 I would describe it by defining it as what it is, Senator. 139 00:11:33,842 --> 00:11:36,761 - As? - It's a high-tech prosthesis. 140 00:11:36,845 --> 00:11:37,887 (ALL LAUGHING) 141 00:11:37,971 --> 00:11:39,014 That is... That is... 142 00:11:39,097 --> 00:11:41,141 That's actually the most apt description I can make of it. 143 00:11:41,224 --> 00:11:43,101 It's a weapon. It's a weapon, Mr. Stark. 144 00:11:43,184 --> 00:11:46,271 Please, if your priority was actually the well-being of the American citizen... 145 00:11:46,354 --> 00:11:49,232 My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people 146 00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:52,694 - of the United States of America. - Well, you can forget it. 147 00:11:53,236 --> 00:11:57,032 I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. 148 00:11:57,115 --> 00:11:59,576 To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, 149 00:11:59,659 --> 00:12:02,662 which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, 150 00:12:02,746 --> 00:12:04,414 depending on what state you're in. 151 00:12:04,497 --> 00:12:07,459 - You can't have it. - Look, I'm no expert... 152 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:10,170 In prostitution? Of course not. You're a senator. Come on. 153 00:12:10,253 --> 00:12:12,172 (ALL LAUGHING) 154 00:12:12,255 --> 00:12:14,758 I'm no expert in weapons. 155 00:12:14,841 --> 00:12:16,634 We have somebody here who is an expert on weapons. 156 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:21,514 I'd now like to call Justin Hammer, our current primary weapons contractor. 157 00:12:22,515 --> 00:12:26,019 Let the record reflect that I observed Mr. Hammer entering the chamber, 158 00:12:26,102 --> 00:12:27,437 and I am wondering 159 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,857 if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance. 160 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,984 (PEOPLE MURMURING) 161 00:12:33,943 --> 00:12:35,111 (LAUGHS) 162 00:12:35,195 --> 00:12:40,617 Absolutely. I'm no expert. I defer to you, Anthony. You're the wonder boy. 163 00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:45,830 Senator, if I may. I may well not be an expert, 164 00:12:45,914 --> 00:12:48,375 but you know who was the expert? 165 00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:51,086 Your dad. Howard Stark. 166 00:12:51,169 --> 00:12:55,590 Really a father to us all, and to the military-industrial age. 167 00:12:56,174 --> 00:12:59,844 Let's just be clear. He was no flower child. He was a lion. 168 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,139 We all know why we're here. In the last six months, 169 00:13:03,306 --> 00:13:07,435 Anthony Stark has created a sword with untold possibilities. 170 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:10,355 And yet he insists it's a shield. 171 00:13:10,438 --> 00:13:15,068 He asks us to trust him as we cower behind it. 172 00:13:15,151 --> 00:13:18,405 I wish I were comforted, Anthony, I really do. 173 00:13:18,488 --> 00:13:21,616 I'd love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, 174 00:13:21,699 --> 00:13:23,159 but this ain't Canada. 175 00:13:23,243 --> 00:13:24,911 You know, we live in a world of grave threats, 176 00:13:24,994 --> 00:13:28,748 threats that Mr. Stark will not always be able to foresee. 177 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:34,087 Thank you. God bless Iron Man. God bless America. 178 00:13:35,171 --> 00:13:37,298 That is well said, Mr. Hammer. 179 00:13:37,382 --> 00:13:39,342 The committee would now like to invite 180 00:13:39,426 --> 00:13:42,554 Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes to the chamber. 181 00:13:42,637 --> 00:13:44,139 Rhodey? What? 182 00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:53,731 Hey, buddy. I didn't expect to see you here. 183 00:13:53,815 --> 00:13:56,443 Look, it's me, I'm here. Deal with it. Let's move on. 184 00:13:56,526 --> 00:13:57,610 I just... 185 00:13:57,694 --> 00:13:59,112 RHODES: Drop it. STARK: All right, I'll drop it. 186 00:13:59,195 --> 00:14:02,699 STERN: I have before me a complete report on the Iron Man weapon, 187 00:14:02,782 --> 00:14:05,452 compiled by Colonel Rhodes. And, Colonel, for the record, 188 00:14:05,535 --> 00:14:08,663 can you please read page 57, paragraph four? 189 00:14:08,746 --> 00:14:11,040 You're requesting that I read specific selections 190 00:14:11,124 --> 00:14:12,417 - from my report, Senator? - Yes, sir. 191 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,419 It was my understanding that I was going to be testifying 192 00:14:14,502 --> 00:14:16,671 in a much more comprehensive and detailed manner. 193 00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:18,381 I understand. A lot of things have changed today. 194 00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:19,757 - So if you could just read... - You do understand 195 00:14:19,841 --> 00:14:22,260 that reading a single paragraph out of context does not reflect 196 00:14:22,343 --> 00:14:25,597 - the summary of my final... - Just read it, Colonel. I do. Thank you. 197 00:14:26,681 --> 00:14:28,057 Very well. 198 00:14:30,018 --> 00:14:33,313 "As he does not operate within any definable branch of government, 199 00:14:35,273 --> 00:14:39,402 "Iron Man presents a potential threat to the security of both the nation 200 00:14:39,486 --> 00:14:40,904 "and to her interests." 201 00:14:40,987 --> 00:14:43,948 I did, however, go on to summarize that the benefits of Iron Man 202 00:14:44,032 --> 00:14:45,658 - far outweigh the liabilities. - Uh... Uh... Uh... 203 00:14:45,742 --> 00:14:47,911 - And that it would be in our interest... - That's enough, Colonel. 204 00:14:47,994 --> 00:14:49,162 - ...to fold Mr. Stark... - That's enough. 205 00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:50,788 ...into the existing chain of command, Senator. 206 00:14:50,872 --> 00:14:53,791 I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider Secretary of Defense, if you ask nice. 207 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:57,128 - (PEOPLE LAUGHING) - We can amend the hours a little bit. 208 00:14:57,670 --> 00:14:59,422 I'd like to go on and show, if I may, 209 00:14:59,506 --> 00:15:01,674 the imagery that's connected to your report. 210 00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:04,260 I believe it is somewhat premature to reveal these images 211 00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,513 - to the general public at this time. - STERN: With all due respect, 212 00:15:06,596 --> 00:15:07,805 Colonel, I understand. 213 00:15:07,889 --> 00:15:11,976 And if you could just narrate those for us, we'd be very grateful. 214 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:13,978 Let's have the images. 215 00:15:15,438 --> 00:15:18,691 Intelligence suggests that the devices seen in these photos 216 00:15:18,775 --> 00:15:23,196 are, in fact, attempts at making manned copies of Mr. Stark's suit. 217 00:15:23,279 --> 00:15:28,326 This has been corroborated by our allies and local intelligence on the ground, 218 00:15:28,409 --> 00:15:33,540 indicating that these suits are quite possibly, at this moment, operational. 219 00:15:33,957 --> 00:15:37,460 Hold on one second, buddy. Let me see something here. 220 00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:40,797 Oh! Boy, I'm good. I commandeered your screens. 221 00:15:41,881 --> 00:15:44,717 I need them. Time for a little transparency. 222 00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:46,719 - Now, let's see what's really going on. - What is he doing? 223 00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:50,056 If you will direct your attention to said screens... 224 00:15:50,139 --> 00:15:51,724 I believe that's North Korea. 225 00:15:51,849 --> 00:15:53,810 (MAN CHATTERING ON TV) 226 00:15:56,062 --> 00:15:58,147 (PEOPLE SCREAMING ON TV) 227 00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:02,819 Can you turn that off? Take it off. 228 00:16:02,902 --> 00:16:04,070 Iran. 229 00:16:04,153 --> 00:16:07,323 (MAN SHOUTING ON TV) 230 00:16:07,532 --> 00:16:10,368 No grave immediate threat here. 231 00:16:10,451 --> 00:16:13,788 Is that Justin Hammer? How did Hammer get in the game? 232 00:16:14,914 --> 00:16:16,291 STARK: Justin, you're on TV. Focus up. 233 00:16:16,374 --> 00:16:17,458 (PEOPLE MURMURING) 234 00:16:19,002 --> 00:16:21,379 HAMMER: Okay, give me a left twist. Left's good. Turn to the right. 235 00:16:21,629 --> 00:16:23,715 (MAN SCREAMING ON TV) 236 00:16:23,798 --> 00:16:26,551 HAMMER: Oh, Shit. Oh, Shit! 237 00:16:26,634 --> 00:16:27,802 STARK: Wow. 238 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,557 Yeah, I'd say most countries, five, 10 years away. 239 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,933 Hammer Industries, 20. 240 00:16:34,017 --> 00:16:36,477 I'd like to point out that that test pilot survived. 241 00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:38,271 STERN: I think we're done, is the point that he's making. 242 00:16:38,354 --> 00:16:39,897 (STUTTERS) I don't think there's any reason... 243 00:16:39,981 --> 00:16:42,275 - The point is, you're welcome, I guess. - STERN: For what? 244 00:16:42,358 --> 00:16:44,527 Because I'm your nuclear deterrent. 245 00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:47,113 It's working. We're safe. America is secure. 246 00:16:47,196 --> 00:16:49,115 You want my property? You can't have it. 247 00:16:49,198 --> 00:16:50,575 But I did you a big favor. 248 00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:53,745 I've successfully privatized world peace. 249 00:16:57,081 --> 00:16:59,667 What more do you want? For now! 250 00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:03,338 I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns. 251 00:17:03,421 --> 00:17:06,799 (BLEEP) you, Mr. Stark. (BLEEP) you, buddy. 252 00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:09,010 We're adjourned. We're adjourned for today. 253 00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:11,387 - Okay. - You've been a delight. 254 00:17:13,598 --> 00:17:17,143 (MAN ON TV TRANSLATING IN RUSSIAN) 255 00:17:17,226 --> 00:17:19,479 My bond is with the people. 256 00:17:19,562 --> 00:17:24,776 And I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. 257 00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:26,486 If there's one thing I've proven 258 00:17:26,569 --> 00:17:29,906 it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself. 259 00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:49,884 (POWER SURGING) 260 00:18:03,523 --> 00:18:05,525 (SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO PLAYING ON STEREO) 261 00:18:05,608 --> 00:18:07,110 Wake up. Daddy's home. 262 00:18:07,193 --> 00:18:08,778 JARVIS: Welcome home, sir. 263 00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:10,738 Congratulations on the opening ceremonies. 264 00:18:10,822 --> 00:18:13,866 They were such a success, as was your Senate hearing. 265 00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:15,701 And may I say how refreshing it is 266 00:18:15,785 --> 00:18:18,663 to finally see you in a video with your clothing on, sir. 267 00:18:18,746 --> 00:18:20,289 (CHUCKLES) 268 00:18:21,457 --> 00:18:22,583 You! 269 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,378 I swear to God I'll dismantle you. I'll soak your motherboard. 270 00:18:25,461 --> 00:18:27,296 I'll turn you into a wine rack. 271 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:28,506 (POWERING DOWN) 272 00:18:28,589 --> 00:18:31,968 How many ounces a day of this gobbledegook am I supposed to drink? 273 00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:36,013 We are up to 80 ounces a day to counteract the symptoms, sir. 274 00:18:36,973 --> 00:18:38,975 Check palladium levels. 275 00:18:40,893 --> 00:18:43,229 Blood toxicity, 24%. 276 00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:47,066 It appears that the continued use of the Iron Man suit 277 00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:49,527 is accelerating your condition. 278 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:53,448 Another core has been depleted. 279 00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:58,494 God, they're running out quick. 280 00:18:58,578 --> 00:19:01,247 I have run simulations on every known element, 281 00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:05,460 and none can serve as a viable replacement for the palladium core. 282 00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:10,756 You are running out of both time and options. 283 00:19:11,966 --> 00:19:13,009 (EXHALES) 284 00:19:14,469 --> 00:19:18,806 Unfortunately, the device that's keeping you alive is also killing you. 285 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,018 Miss Potts is approaching. 286 00:19:22,101 --> 00:19:23,853 - I recommend that you inform her... - STARK: Mute. 287 00:19:27,398 --> 00:19:28,983 - Uh-uh. - Is this a joke? 288 00:19:31,068 --> 00:19:32,778 - What are you thinking? - What? 289 00:19:32,862 --> 00:19:35,156 - (ANGRILY) What are you thinking? - Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy. 290 00:19:35,239 --> 00:19:37,575 And you're angry about something. 291 00:19:37,658 --> 00:19:39,035 Do you have the sniffles? I don't wanna get sick. 292 00:19:39,118 --> 00:19:40,536 - Did you just donate... - Keep your business. 293 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:44,165 ...our entire modern art collection to the... 294 00:19:44,248 --> 00:19:45,875 - Boy Scouts of America. - ...Boy Scouts of America? 295 00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:47,752 Yes. It is a worthwhile organization. 296 00:19:47,835 --> 00:19:51,214 I didn't physically check the crates but, basically, yes. 297 00:19:51,297 --> 00:19:53,466 And it's not "our" collection, it's my collection. No offense. 298 00:19:53,549 --> 00:19:55,593 No, you know what? I think I'm actually entitled 299 00:19:55,676 --> 00:19:57,261 to say "our" collection 300 00:19:57,345 --> 00:20:00,556 considering the time that I put in, over 10 years, 301 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,475 - curating that. - It was a tax write-off. I needed that. 302 00:20:02,558 --> 00:20:05,645 You know, there's only about 8,011 things 303 00:20:05,728 --> 00:20:09,232 - that I really need to talk to you about. - Dummy. Hey, stop spacing out. 304 00:20:09,315 --> 00:20:10,775 The Bridgeport's already machining that part. 305 00:20:10,858 --> 00:20:13,236 The Expo is a gigantic waste of time. 306 00:20:13,319 --> 00:20:15,571 I need you to wear a surgical mask until you're feeling better. 307 00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:16,697 - Is that okay? - That's rude. 308 00:20:16,781 --> 00:20:18,282 There's nothing more important to me than the Expo. 309 00:20:18,366 --> 00:20:19,700 It's my primary point of concern. 310 00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:22,954 - I don't know why you're... - The Expo is your ego gone crazy. 311 00:20:23,037 --> 00:20:24,789 Wow. Look at that. 312 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,417 That's modern art. That's going up. 313 00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:31,254 - Oh, you've got to be kidding. - I'm gonna put this up right now. 314 00:20:31,337 --> 00:20:33,548 - This is vital. - Stark is in complete disarray. 315 00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:35,967 - You understand that? - No. Our stocks have never been higher. 316 00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:38,386 - Yes, from a managerial standpoint. - You are... Well, if it's messy, 317 00:20:38,469 --> 00:20:39,971 - then let's double back. - Let me give you an example. 318 00:20:40,054 --> 00:20:41,639 - Let's move on to another subject. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 319 00:20:41,722 --> 00:20:43,432 You are not taking down the Barnett Newman 320 00:20:43,516 --> 00:20:45,017 - and hanging that up! - I'm not taking it down. 321 00:20:45,101 --> 00:20:46,352 I'm just replacing it with this. 322 00:20:46,435 --> 00:20:47,812 - Let's see what I can get going here. - Okay, fine. 323 00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:51,023 My point is, we have already awarded contracts 324 00:20:51,107 --> 00:20:52,775 - to the wind farm people. - Yeah. Don't say "wind farm." 325 00:20:52,858 --> 00:20:54,944 - I'm already feeling gassy. - And to the plastic plantation tree, 326 00:20:55,027 --> 00:20:57,154 which was your idea, by the way. Those people are on payroll... 327 00:20:57,238 --> 00:20:59,031 - Everything was my idea. - ...and you won't make a decision. 328 00:20:59,115 --> 00:21:00,825 I don't care about the liberal agenda anymore. 329 00:21:00,908 --> 00:21:03,286 It's boring. Boring. I'm giving you a boring alert. 330 00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:05,663 - You do it. - I do what? 331 00:21:05,746 --> 00:21:07,707 Excellent idea. I just figured this out. You run the company. 332 00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:10,585 - Yeah, I'm trying to run the company. - Pepper, I need you to run the company. 333 00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:12,086 - Well, stop trying to do it and do it. - You will not 334 00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:13,838 - give me the information... - I'm not asking you to try... 335 00:21:13,921 --> 00:21:15,047 - ...in order to... - I'm asking you 336 00:21:15,131 --> 00:21:16,340 to physically do it. I need you to do it. 337 00:21:16,424 --> 00:21:18,175 - I am trying to do it. - Pepper, you're not listening to me! 338 00:21:18,259 --> 00:21:20,177 - No, you are not listening to me. - I'm trying to make you CEO. 339 00:21:20,261 --> 00:21:22,138 Why won't you let me? 340 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,683 - Have you been drinking? - Chlorophyll. 341 00:21:27,602 --> 00:21:31,856 I hereby irrevocably appoint you chairman and CEO of Stark Industries, 342 00:21:31,939 --> 00:21:33,858 effective immediately. 343 00:21:36,027 --> 00:21:37,945 Yeah, done deal. Okay? 344 00:21:39,405 --> 00:21:41,991 I've actually given this a fair amount of thought, 345 00:21:42,074 --> 00:21:45,161 believe it or not. Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak, 346 00:21:46,245 --> 00:21:49,957 trying to figure out who a worthy successor would be. 347 00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:51,834 And then I realized 348 00:21:54,378 --> 00:21:56,922 it's you. It's always been you. 349 00:21:58,924 --> 00:22:00,051 I thought there'd be a legal issue, 350 00:22:00,134 --> 00:22:03,596 but actually I'm capable of appointing my successor. 351 00:22:04,305 --> 00:22:06,307 My successor being you. 352 00:22:08,476 --> 00:22:10,144 Congratulations? 353 00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:13,481 - Take it, just take it. - I don't know what to think. 354 00:22:13,564 --> 00:22:15,358 Don't think. Drink. 355 00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:20,613 - (LAUGHING IN SHOCK) - There you go. 356 00:22:26,577 --> 00:22:28,454 (MAN SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 357 00:23:00,986 --> 00:23:02,488 (TONY CHATTERING) 358 00:23:02,571 --> 00:23:03,698 PEPPER: The notary's here! 359 00:23:03,781 --> 00:23:05,991 Can you please come sign the transfer paperwork? 360 00:23:06,075 --> 00:23:07,827 STARK: I'm on happy time. 361 00:23:12,873 --> 00:23:13,958 (GROANS) 362 00:23:14,041 --> 00:23:15,292 - Sorry. - What the hell was that? 363 00:23:15,376 --> 00:23:17,795 It's called mixed martial arts. It's been around for three weeks. 364 00:23:17,878 --> 00:23:19,964 It's called dirty boxing. There's nothing new about it. 365 00:23:20,047 --> 00:23:22,508 STARK: All right, put them up. Come on. 366 00:23:25,177 --> 00:23:30,057 I promise you this is the only time I will ask you to sign over your company. 367 00:23:31,267 --> 00:23:33,644 I need you to initial each box. 368 00:23:34,228 --> 00:23:36,397 Lesson one. Never take your eye off... 369 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,523 (GRUNTING) 370 00:23:38,107 --> 00:23:39,191 (BELL RINGS) 371 00:23:39,275 --> 00:23:40,484 HAPPY: That's it. I'm done. 372 00:23:40,568 --> 00:23:42,987 - What's your name, lady? - Rushman. Natalie Rushman. 373 00:23:43,070 --> 00:23:44,655 Front and center. Come into the church. 374 00:23:44,739 --> 00:23:46,365 No. You're seriously not gonna ask... 375 00:23:46,449 --> 00:23:48,534 STARK: If it pleases the court, which it does. 376 00:23:48,617 --> 00:23:51,954 - It's no problem. - I'm sorry. He's very eccentric. 377 00:24:05,509 --> 00:24:06,677 What? 378 00:24:10,431 --> 00:24:12,558 - Can you give her a lesson? - No problem. 379 00:24:13,392 --> 00:24:14,477 (WHISPERING) Pepper. 380 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,728 What? 381 00:24:16,562 --> 00:24:18,814 - Who is she? - She is from legal. 382 00:24:18,898 --> 00:24:22,985 And she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit 383 00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:25,237 - if you keep ogling her like that. - I need a new assistant, boss. 384 00:24:25,321 --> 00:24:28,115 Yes, and I've got three excellent potential candidates. 385 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,742 They're lined up and ready to meet you. 386 00:24:29,825 --> 00:24:32,703 I don't have time to meet. I need someone now. I feel like it's her. 387 00:24:32,787 --> 00:24:33,871 No, it's not. 388 00:24:33,954 --> 00:24:35,748 - You ever boxed before? - I have, yes. 389 00:24:35,831 --> 00:24:38,834 What, like, the Tae Bo? Booty Boot Camp? Crunch? Something like that? 390 00:24:38,918 --> 00:24:39,960 (CLEARS THROAT) 391 00:24:40,085 --> 00:24:43,631 - How do I spell your name, Natalie? - R-U-S-H-M-A-N. 392 00:24:43,756 --> 00:24:45,049 PEPPER: What, are you gonna Google her now? 393 00:24:45,132 --> 00:24:47,259 Hmm? I thought I was ogling her. 394 00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:50,471 Oh, wow. Very, very impressive individual. 395 00:24:50,596 --> 00:24:51,889 PEPPER: You're so predictable, you know that? 396 00:24:51,972 --> 00:24:54,141 She's fluent in French, Italian, Russian, Latin. 397 00:24:54,266 --> 00:24:56,101 - Who speaks Latin? - No one speaks Latin. 398 00:24:56,185 --> 00:24:58,479 - It's a dead language. - No one speaks Latin? 399 00:24:58,604 --> 00:25:00,356 You can read Latin or you can write Latin, 400 00:25:00,439 --> 00:25:02,024 - but you can't speak Latin... - Did you model in Tokyo? 401 00:25:02,107 --> 00:25:03,859 - 'Cause she modeled in Tokyo. - Well... 402 00:25:03,943 --> 00:25:05,319 STARK: I need her. She's got everything that I need. 403 00:25:05,444 --> 00:25:07,446 Rule number one, never take your eye off your opponent. 404 00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:08,781 (CRACKING) 405 00:25:10,282 --> 00:25:11,659 - Oh, my God! - Whoa! 406 00:25:11,951 --> 00:25:14,954 - (GRUNTING HAPPILY) - PEPPER: Happy! 407 00:25:15,329 --> 00:25:17,331 - STARK: That's what I'm talking about. - I just slipped. 408 00:25:17,456 --> 00:25:18,624 - STARK: You did? - Yeah. 409 00:25:18,707 --> 00:25:21,043 - (RINGING BELL) - Looks like a TKO to me. 410 00:25:22,837 --> 00:25:25,047 Just... I need your impression. 411 00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:27,842 You have a quiet reserve. I don't know, you have an old soul. 412 00:25:27,967 --> 00:25:30,469 - I meant your fingerprint. - Right. 413 00:25:31,971 --> 00:25:33,180 (TONY CLEARS THROAT) 414 00:25:33,305 --> 00:25:36,809 - So, how are we doing? - Great. Just wrapping up. Hey. 415 00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:41,272 - You're the boss. - Will that be all, Mr. Stark? 416 00:25:41,355 --> 00:25:43,315 - No. - Yes, that will be all, Ms. Rushman. 417 00:25:43,399 --> 00:25:45,234 Thank you very much. 418 00:25:48,237 --> 00:25:49,905 - I want one. - No. 419 00:25:59,999 --> 00:26:02,376 (TV ANNOUNCER SPEAKING FRENCH) 420 00:26:23,856 --> 00:26:26,191 You know, it's Europe. Whatever happens the next 20 minutes, 421 00:26:26,275 --> 00:26:27,526 - just go with it. - Go with it? Go with what? 422 00:26:27,610 --> 00:26:29,153 - NATALIE: Mr. Stark? - Hey. 423 00:26:29,236 --> 00:26:30,446 Hello. How was your flight? 424 00:26:30,529 --> 00:26:32,031 It was excellent. Boy, it's nice to see you. 425 00:26:32,114 --> 00:26:35,075 We have one photographer from the ACM, if you don't mind. 426 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,285 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 427 00:26:36,368 --> 00:26:38,454 - When did this happen? - What? You made me do it. 428 00:26:38,537 --> 00:26:41,081 - I made you do what? - You quit. Smile. Look right there. 429 00:26:41,206 --> 00:26:42,291 Stop acting constipated. 430 00:26:42,374 --> 00:26:43,834 - Don't flare your nostrils. - You are so predictable. 431 00:26:43,918 --> 00:26:45,294 - That's the amazing thing. - NATALIE: Right this way. 432 00:26:45,377 --> 00:26:46,754 - You look fantastic. - Why, thank you very much. 433 00:26:46,879 --> 00:26:48,672 But that's unprofessional. What's on the docket? 434 00:26:48,756 --> 00:26:50,674 You have a 9:30 dinner. 435 00:26:50,758 --> 00:26:52,384 - Perfect. I'll be there at 11:00. - Absolutely. 436 00:26:52,468 --> 00:26:54,303 - Is this us? - It can be. 437 00:26:54,553 --> 00:26:56,180 - Great. Make it us. - Okay. 438 00:26:56,263 --> 00:26:58,724 - Mr. Musk. How are you? - Hi, Pepper. 439 00:26:58,807 --> 00:27:00,684 - Congratulations on the promotion. - Thank you very much. 440 00:27:00,768 --> 00:27:03,020 Elon, how's it going? Those Merlin engines are fantastic. 441 00:27:03,103 --> 00:27:05,105 Thank you. Yeah, I've got an idea for an electric jet. 442 00:27:05,230 --> 00:27:06,273 - You do? - Yeah. 443 00:27:06,398 --> 00:27:07,733 Then we'll make it work. 444 00:27:08,776 --> 00:27:09,944 - You want a massage? - (SIGHING) Oh, God. 445 00:27:10,069 --> 00:27:11,779 - No, I don't want a massage. - I'll have Natalie make an... 446 00:27:11,904 --> 00:27:13,280 - I don't want Natalie to do... - Don't want you tense. 447 00:27:13,405 --> 00:27:14,531 By the way, I didn't mean to spring this on you. 448 00:27:14,615 --> 00:27:15,741 PEPPER: Thank you very much. 449 00:27:15,824 --> 00:27:17,785 - Green is not your best color. - PEPPER: Oh, please. 450 00:27:17,910 --> 00:27:19,203 Anthony! Is that you? 451 00:27:19,286 --> 00:27:20,788 - Hey, pal. - My least favorite person on Earth. 452 00:27:20,913 --> 00:27:22,164 - Justin Hammer. - How you doing? 453 00:27:22,247 --> 00:27:25,042 You're not the only rich guy here with a fancy car. 454 00:27:25,125 --> 00:27:27,544 You know Christine Everhart from Vanity Fair. 455 00:27:27,628 --> 00:27:28,754 - You guys know each other? - Hi. 456 00:27:28,837 --> 00:27:30,089 - CHRISTINE: Yes. - Yes! 457 00:27:30,172 --> 00:27:31,340 - Yes, roughly. - CHRISTINE: We do. 458 00:27:31,423 --> 00:27:36,095 BTW, big story. The new CEO of Stark Industries. Congratulations. 459 00:27:36,178 --> 00:27:38,097 I know. I know. My editor will kill me 460 00:27:38,180 --> 00:27:39,890 if I don't grab a quote for our Powerful Women issue. 461 00:27:39,974 --> 00:27:41,642 - Can I? - Oh! Sure. 462 00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:44,228 She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. 463 00:27:44,311 --> 00:27:46,355 - I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know. - Right. 464 00:27:46,438 --> 00:27:47,523 HAMMER: Right? CHRISTINE: Yes. 465 00:27:47,606 --> 00:27:50,859 Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year. 466 00:27:50,943 --> 00:27:52,277 And she wrote a story as well. 467 00:27:52,361 --> 00:27:54,405 PEPPER: It was very impressive. STARK: That was good. 468 00:27:54,488 --> 00:27:56,532 - PEPPER: Very well done. - Thank you. 469 00:27:56,615 --> 00:27:58,075 - I'm gonna go wash. - Don't leave me. 470 00:27:58,158 --> 00:27:59,618 - Hey, buddy. How you doing? - I'm all right. 471 00:27:59,702 --> 00:28:00,995 - Looking gorgeous. - Please, this is tough. 472 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,706 - Can I ask you... Is this the first time... - Fromage. 473 00:28:03,789 --> 00:28:05,290 - Say, "Brie." - ...that you guys have seen each other? 474 00:28:05,374 --> 00:28:07,626 God, that's so awful. (LAUGHS) 475 00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:10,087 Listen, is it the first time you've seen each other since the Senate? 476 00:28:10,170 --> 00:28:11,839 Since he got his contract revoked... 477 00:28:11,964 --> 00:28:14,133 - Actually, it's on hold. - ...when you were attempting to... 478 00:28:14,216 --> 00:28:16,218 That's not what I heard. What's the difference between "hold" 479 00:28:16,301 --> 00:28:18,137 - and "canceled"? The truth? - Yes, what is? 480 00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:20,597 No. The truth is... Why don't we put that away? 481 00:28:20,681 --> 00:28:24,685 The truth is, I'm actually hoping to present something at your Expo. 482 00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:27,146 Well, if you invent something that works, 483 00:28:27,229 --> 00:28:28,647 I'll make sure I get you a slot. 484 00:28:28,731 --> 00:28:30,941 - Mr. Stark, your corner table is ready. - Yes? 485 00:28:31,025 --> 00:28:33,235 I actually have a slot this year. Yes, I do. 486 00:28:33,318 --> 00:28:34,570 Hammer needs a slot, Christine. 487 00:28:34,653 --> 00:28:36,488 HAMMER: (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY) We kid, yeah. 488 00:28:37,364 --> 00:28:38,532 We kid. We're kidders. 489 00:28:53,881 --> 00:28:54,923 (SIGHS) 490 00:29:00,888 --> 00:29:02,931 Got any other bad ideas? 491 00:29:03,682 --> 00:29:05,267 (FANS CLAMORING) 492 00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:07,061 (RACING CAR ENGINES REVVING) 493 00:29:07,186 --> 00:29:08,353 MAN: Tony! 494 00:29:12,191 --> 00:29:16,445 Tony and I... Tony... I love Tony Stark. Tony loves me. We're not competitors. 495 00:29:16,528 --> 00:29:18,989 Him being out of the picture created tremendous opportunities 496 00:29:19,073 --> 00:29:20,407 for Hammer Industries, you know? 497 00:29:20,532 --> 00:29:21,575 (STUTTERING) 498 00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:24,995 - Everything that Tony and I do... - Well, what's the use of having... 499 00:29:25,079 --> 00:29:27,956 - ...is a healthy... - ...and owning a race car... 500 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,459 - ...competition. - ...If you don't drive it? 501 00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:31,960 (FANS CHEERING) 502 00:29:32,044 --> 00:29:33,587 Is he driving? 503 00:29:33,796 --> 00:29:38,717 (TV ANNOUNCER SPEAKING FRENCH) 504 00:29:40,886 --> 00:29:42,554 Natalie. Natalie! 505 00:29:43,472 --> 00:29:44,681 - Yes, Miss Potts? - Did you know about this? 506 00:29:44,765 --> 00:29:46,266 This is the first that I have known of it. 507 00:29:46,391 --> 00:29:48,811 PEPPER: (SIGHS) This... This cannot happen. 508 00:29:48,894 --> 00:29:50,562 NATALIE: Absolutely. I understand. How can I help you? 509 00:29:50,646 --> 00:29:51,897 - Where's Happy? - He's waiting outside. 510 00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:53,899 - Okay, get him. I need Happy. - Right away. 511 00:29:54,608 --> 00:29:56,735 Tony's... You know, he... 512 00:29:56,819 --> 00:29:58,695 We're not competitive. You know what I mean? 513 00:29:58,779 --> 00:29:59,863 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, 514 00:29:59,947 --> 00:30:02,908 - can you excuse me just one second? - Just read me what you wrote. 515 00:30:02,991 --> 00:30:04,201 - I will. I will, after. - Just read it back to me. 516 00:30:04,284 --> 00:30:05,536 But I have to make one quick phone call. 517 00:30:05,619 --> 00:30:06,703 - Where are you going? - This is great. 518 00:30:06,787 --> 00:30:08,163 - I've got some caviar coming. - This is great stuff. 519 00:30:08,247 --> 00:30:09,748 - I'll be right back. - WOMAN: Look! 520 00:30:09,832 --> 00:30:11,333 MAN: That's Stark. 521 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,919 (ENGINES REVVING) 522 00:30:15,087 --> 00:30:19,758 (REVVING ENGINE) 523 00:30:33,981 --> 00:30:37,109 (RACE COMMENTATOR CHATTERING OVER TANNOY) 524 00:31:23,739 --> 00:31:28,410 (WOMAN ON TV CHATTERING IN FRENCH) 525 00:31:36,210 --> 00:31:38,503 (POWERING UP) 526 00:32:00,359 --> 00:32:02,277 (MALE TV COMMENTATOR EXCLAIMING IN FRENCH) 527 00:32:02,569 --> 00:32:04,404 (PEOPLE GASPING) 528 00:32:09,534 --> 00:32:10,911 - Go, go! - (TIRES SCREECHING) 529 00:32:14,206 --> 00:32:15,457 Hang on. 530 00:32:23,882 --> 00:32:25,717 (PEOPLE SHOUTING IN ALARM) 531 00:33:02,129 --> 00:33:04,006 (TIRES SCREECH) 532 00:33:24,443 --> 00:33:26,236 - Give me the case. - Here. Take it. 533 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,904 - Where's the key? - It's in my pocket. 534 00:33:27,988 --> 00:33:29,156 PEPPER: Car! 535 00:33:56,808 --> 00:33:58,060 (GROANS) 536 00:34:32,844 --> 00:34:34,221 PEPPER: Oh, my God! 537 00:34:34,846 --> 00:34:36,223 (CAR HORN BLARING) 538 00:34:40,852 --> 00:34:43,355 - HAPPY: Are you okay? - Yeah. 539 00:34:44,189 --> 00:34:46,274 - Were you heading for me or him? - I was trying to scare him. 540 00:34:46,358 --> 00:34:48,652 - 'Cause I can't tell! - Are you out of your mind? 541 00:34:48,735 --> 00:34:50,487 - Better security. - Get in the car right now! 542 00:34:50,570 --> 00:34:52,280 I was attacked! We need better security. 543 00:34:52,364 --> 00:34:53,407 Get in the car! 544 00:34:53,532 --> 00:34:56,535 STARK: You're CEO. Better security measures. God, it's embarrassing. 545 00:34:57,369 --> 00:34:58,745 First vacation in two years. 546 00:34:59,871 --> 00:35:02,541 (PEPPER AND HAPPY SCREAMING) 547 00:35:04,251 --> 00:35:05,710 PEPPER: Oh, my God! 548 00:35:06,753 --> 00:35:09,005 - I got him! - STARK: Hit him again. Hit him again. 549 00:35:09,089 --> 00:35:10,298 Football. 550 00:35:13,427 --> 00:35:15,470 - I got him! - Take the case! Take it! 551 00:35:15,554 --> 00:35:17,222 - Take the case! - HAPPY: Give him the case! 552 00:35:17,305 --> 00:35:18,682 PEPPER: Stop banging the car! 553 00:35:18,765 --> 00:35:20,100 (PEPPER SCREAMING) 554 00:35:22,269 --> 00:35:23,645 STARK: Calm down. 555 00:35:24,563 --> 00:35:26,565 God! God! 556 00:35:29,151 --> 00:35:31,903 Give me the case! Please! Come on! 557 00:35:46,668 --> 00:35:48,587 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 558 00:36:17,115 --> 00:36:18,200 (GRUNTING) 559 00:36:26,666 --> 00:36:31,796 (ELECTRICITY SURGING) 560 00:36:51,149 --> 00:36:53,068 (CROWD CHEERING) 561 00:37:03,536 --> 00:37:04,663 (LAUGHS) You... 562 00:37:04,829 --> 00:37:05,872 (IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) You lose. 563 00:37:06,373 --> 00:37:09,000 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 564 00:37:12,337 --> 00:37:14,923 You lose. You lose, Stark. 565 00:37:17,842 --> 00:37:19,761 (SIRENS APPROACHING) 566 00:37:33,441 --> 00:37:37,237 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 567 00:37:37,779 --> 00:37:39,114 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 568 00:37:48,748 --> 00:37:52,544 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 569 00:38:08,476 --> 00:38:12,147 Pretty decent tech. Cycles per second were a little low. 570 00:38:17,902 --> 00:38:20,822 You could have doubled up your rotations. 571 00:38:23,533 --> 00:38:26,286 You focused the repulsor energy through ionized plasma channels. 572 00:38:26,369 --> 00:38:29,331 It's effective. Not very efficient. 573 00:38:30,332 --> 00:38:32,667 But it's a passable knock-off. 574 00:38:33,585 --> 00:38:36,755 I don't get it. A little fine tuning, you could have made a solid paycheck. 575 00:38:36,838 --> 00:38:41,009 You could have sold it to North Korea, China, Iran, 576 00:38:41,092 --> 00:38:43,720 or gone right to the black market. 577 00:38:43,803 --> 00:38:46,765 You look like you got friends in low places. 578 00:38:46,848 --> 00:38:52,395 You come from a family of thieves and butchers. 579 00:38:53,772 --> 00:38:56,066 And now, like all guilty men, 580 00:38:56,983 --> 00:38:59,611 you try to rewrite your own history. 581 00:39:00,278 --> 00:39:05,283 And you forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed. 582 00:39:06,451 --> 00:39:09,704 Speaking of thieves, where did you get this design? 583 00:39:09,788 --> 00:39:12,707 My father. Anton Vanko. 584 00:39:13,917 --> 00:39:16,086 Well, I never heard of him. 585 00:39:17,170 --> 00:39:19,881 My father is the reason you're alive. 586 00:39:20,131 --> 00:39:23,760 The reason I'm alive is 'cause you had a shot, you took it, you missed. 587 00:39:23,843 --> 00:39:25,053 Did I? 588 00:39:27,931 --> 00:39:30,058 If you can make God bleed, 589 00:39:31,059 --> 00:39:33,937 the people will cease to believe in him. 590 00:39:35,271 --> 00:39:39,609 And there will be blood in the water. And the sharks will come. 591 00:39:41,611 --> 00:39:46,032 The truth, all I have to do is sit here and watch 592 00:39:46,116 --> 00:39:48,618 as the world will consume you. 593 00:39:48,701 --> 00:39:50,787 Where will you be watching the world consume me from? 594 00:39:50,870 --> 00:39:54,791 That's right. A prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap. 595 00:39:54,874 --> 00:39:57,168 Hey, Tony. Before you go, 596 00:39:57,252 --> 00:40:00,630 palladium in the chest, painful way to die. 597 00:40:03,216 --> 00:40:04,843 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 598 00:40:18,064 --> 00:40:21,526 It's just unbelievable. It proves that the genie is out of the bottle 599 00:40:21,609 --> 00:40:24,070 and this man has no idea what he's doing. 600 00:40:24,154 --> 00:40:27,907 He thinks of the Iron Man weapon as a toy. 601 00:40:27,991 --> 00:40:32,829 I was at a hearing where Mr. Stark, in fact, was adamant 602 00:40:32,912 --> 00:40:36,541 that these suits can't exist anywhere else, 603 00:40:36,624 --> 00:40:39,169 don't exist anywhere else, never will exist anywhere else, 604 00:40:39,252 --> 00:40:40,587 at least for five to 10 years, 605 00:40:40,670 --> 00:40:45,300 and here we are in Monaco realizing, "Uh-oh. These suits exist now." 606 00:40:45,383 --> 00:40:46,551 STARK: Mute. 607 00:40:48,845 --> 00:40:51,347 He should be giving me a medal. That's the truth. 608 00:40:55,685 --> 00:40:59,481 - What is that? - This is your in-flight meal. 609 00:41:02,484 --> 00:41:04,652 Did you just make that? 610 00:41:04,736 --> 00:41:08,156 Yeah. Where do you think I've been for three hours? 611 00:41:09,157 --> 00:41:10,325 Tony, 612 00:41:12,494 --> 00:41:14,746 what are you not telling me? 613 00:41:18,666 --> 00:41:20,210 I don't want to go home. 614 00:41:20,919 --> 00:41:22,086 At all. 615 00:41:23,922 --> 00:41:25,798 Let's cancel my birthday party and... 616 00:41:26,716 --> 00:41:29,302 We're in Europe. Let's go to Venice, Cipriani. 617 00:41:29,385 --> 00:41:30,595 - Remember? - Oh, yes. 618 00:41:30,678 --> 00:41:32,555 It's a great place to 619 00:41:35,058 --> 00:41:38,186 - be healthy. - I don't think this is the right time. 620 00:41:38,269 --> 00:41:40,522 We're in kind of a mess. 621 00:41:40,605 --> 00:41:42,232 Yeah, but maybe that's why it's the best time. 622 00:41:42,315 --> 00:41:44,359 - 'Cause then we... - Well, I think as the CEO, 623 00:41:44,442 --> 00:41:45,568 I need to show up. 624 00:41:45,652 --> 00:41:49,948 As CEO, you are entitled to a leave. 625 00:41:50,031 --> 00:41:51,366 - A leave? - A company retreat. 626 00:41:51,449 --> 00:41:53,993 - A retreat? During a time like this? - Just a ride. 627 00:41:54,077 --> 00:41:57,664 Well, I'm just saying, to recharge our batteries and figure it all out. 628 00:41:57,747 --> 00:42:00,500 Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony. 629 00:42:39,330 --> 00:42:40,999 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 630 00:43:20,705 --> 00:43:22,874 (TIMER BEEPING) 631 00:43:26,753 --> 00:43:28,421 (ORDERING IN FRENCH) 632 00:43:29,213 --> 00:43:31,174 (QUESTIONING IN FRENCH) 633 00:43:34,469 --> 00:43:35,803 (NECK SNAPPING) 634 00:43:39,015 --> 00:43:40,892 (SIREN BLARING) 635 00:43:40,975 --> 00:43:43,603 (GUARDS SHOUTING IN FRENCH) 636 00:43:47,023 --> 00:43:49,734 (SHOUTING IN FRENCH) 637 00:44:06,584 --> 00:44:08,878 (SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 638 00:44:12,465 --> 00:44:15,968 Hey, there he is. There he is. 639 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,849 What an absolute pleasure. Welcome. 640 00:44:22,934 --> 00:44:26,688 Oh, goodness gracious. Can we get the handcuffs off my friend here? 641 00:44:27,689 --> 00:44:31,192 Forgive me, I'm sorry. I'm such a huge fan of yours. 642 00:44:31,275 --> 00:44:35,071 I didn't want to make a first impression like this. 643 00:44:35,154 --> 00:44:37,407 He's not an animal. Come on. 644 00:44:38,324 --> 00:44:40,993 He's a human being. Thank you. 645 00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:44,539 (GUARD AND HAMMER SPEAKING FRENCH) 646 00:44:44,622 --> 00:44:45,957 (DISMISSIVELY) Oui, Oui. 647 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,458 We're fine. 648 00:44:49,085 --> 00:44:50,795 My name is Justin Hammer. 649 00:44:50,878 --> 00:44:54,215 I'd like to do some business with you. Please sit. 650 00:44:57,927 --> 00:45:00,430 Dig in. What do we have today, Jack? 651 00:45:00,513 --> 00:45:03,850 - We have some salmon carpaccio. - HAMMER: Salmon carpaccio. 652 00:45:04,517 --> 00:45:07,145 Mmm-mmm. Anything you want here, we got it. 653 00:45:07,228 --> 00:45:10,606 I like my dessert first. I had this flown in from San Francisco. 654 00:45:11,399 --> 00:45:13,276 It's Italian, though. 655 00:45:13,359 --> 00:45:15,153 Organic ice cream. 656 00:45:15,236 --> 00:45:19,157 I got a sweet tooth. Apparently you do, too, for Tony Stark. 657 00:45:21,075 --> 00:45:23,870 What I saw you do to Tony Stark on that track, 658 00:45:23,953 --> 00:45:27,623 how you stepped up to him in front of God and everybody, 659 00:45:27,707 --> 00:45:29,834 that was... Wow! 660 00:45:29,917 --> 00:45:31,461 You spoke to me with what you did. 661 00:45:31,544 --> 00:45:34,046 And I know that you knew that I'd be listening. 662 00:45:34,130 --> 00:45:36,507 This is why I couldn't bear to have you shipped off to God knows where. 663 00:45:36,591 --> 00:45:38,676 It would have been such a waste of talent. 664 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,094 But if I might make a suggestion, 665 00:45:40,178 --> 00:45:42,889 you know, you don't just go and try and kill the guy. 666 00:45:42,972 --> 00:45:48,394 I think, if I may, you go after his legacy. That's what you kill. 667 00:45:49,479 --> 00:45:52,482 You and me, we are a lot alike in a lot of ways. 668 00:45:52,565 --> 00:45:57,195 The only difference between you and I is that I have resources. 669 00:45:58,029 --> 00:46:00,448 I think, if I may, 670 00:46:00,531 --> 00:46:05,536 you need my resources. Someone behind you, a benefactor. 671 00:46:05,620 --> 00:46:07,663 I'd like to be that guy. 672 00:46:08,498 --> 00:46:09,916 (LAUGHS) 673 00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:11,793 (SIGHS) 674 00:46:11,876 --> 00:46:18,132 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 675 00:46:19,592 --> 00:46:23,888 Okay. Do you speak English? Because I can get a translator. 676 00:46:23,971 --> 00:46:26,808 I don't know. Have you been understanding everything I'm saying? 677 00:46:26,891 --> 00:46:28,309 Very good, man. 678 00:46:28,392 --> 00:46:31,562 - (LAUGHING) Very good, man. - (LAUGHING) Very good, man. 679 00:46:31,646 --> 00:46:33,314 Hey! Huh? 680 00:46:34,315 --> 00:46:36,484 - Hey. - Yes? 681 00:46:36,567 --> 00:46:38,152 I want my bird. 682 00:46:40,154 --> 00:46:43,825 - A bird? You want a bird? - I want my bird. 683 00:46:43,908 --> 00:46:45,159 I can get you a bird. I can get you 10 birds. 684 00:46:45,243 --> 00:46:47,203 - (POUNDS TABLE) - I want my bird. 685 00:46:47,286 --> 00:46:49,831 Well, okay. Nothing's impossible. I could... 686 00:46:49,914 --> 00:46:53,584 Are we talking about... Is this a bird back in Russia? 687 00:46:53,668 --> 00:46:56,712 Yes, but the fundamentals of the company are still very, very strong 688 00:46:56,796 --> 00:46:58,714 - despite the events in Monaco. - Yes, of course. 689 00:46:58,798 --> 00:47:02,260 - The AP wants a quote. - (WHISPERS) Don't tell him. Fax them... 690 00:47:02,343 --> 00:47:03,845 Where is he? 691 00:47:03,928 --> 00:47:05,721 - He doesn't want to be disturbed. - He's downstairs. 692 00:47:05,805 --> 00:47:07,265 - ...what happened in Monaco? - PEPPER: Yes, but... 693 00:47:07,348 --> 00:47:09,851 But his continuing erratic behavior 694 00:47:09,934 --> 00:47:12,061 may lead many people to ask themselves, 695 00:47:12,144 --> 00:47:13,980 "Can this man still protect us?" 696 00:47:14,063 --> 00:47:15,648 PEPPER: Iron Man never stopped protecting us. 697 00:47:15,731 --> 00:47:17,358 The events in Monaco proved that. 698 00:47:18,651 --> 00:47:23,030 JARVIS: Query complete, sir. Anton Vanko was a Soviet physicist 699 00:47:23,114 --> 00:47:26,117 who defected to the United States in 1963. 700 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:30,371 However, he was accused of espionage and was deported in 1967. 701 00:47:30,454 --> 00:47:32,832 His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist, 702 00:47:32,915 --> 00:47:37,670 was convicted of selling Soviet-era weapons-grade plutonium to Pakistan, 703 00:47:37,753 --> 00:47:40,256 and served 15 years in Kopeisk prison. 704 00:47:40,339 --> 00:47:42,425 No further records exist. 705 00:47:47,013 --> 00:47:48,639 Tony, you gotta get upstairs 706 00:47:48,723 --> 00:47:50,975 and get on top of this situation right now. 707 00:47:51,058 --> 00:47:54,061 Listen. I've been on the phone with the National Guard all day, 708 00:47:55,396 --> 00:47:58,232 trying to talk them out of rolling tanks up the PCH, 709 00:47:58,316 --> 00:48:01,193 knocking down your front door and taking these. 710 00:48:01,277 --> 00:48:04,822 They're gonna take your suits, Tony, okay? They're sick of the games. 711 00:48:05,406 --> 00:48:08,618 You said nobody else would possess this technology for 20 years. 712 00:48:08,701 --> 00:48:11,913 Well, guess what? Somebody else had it yesterday. 713 00:48:11,996 --> 00:48:14,332 It's not theoretical anymore. 714 00:48:15,541 --> 00:48:17,585 Are you listening to me? 715 00:48:19,712 --> 00:48:21,339 - Are you okay? - (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 716 00:48:22,214 --> 00:48:23,341 Let's go. 717 00:48:25,301 --> 00:48:26,510 - (TONY GASPS) - Hey, man. 718 00:48:27,345 --> 00:48:28,512 Hey, hey! 719 00:48:30,598 --> 00:48:32,433 - You all right? - Yeah, I should get to my desk. 720 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:33,851 (GASPS) 721 00:48:34,060 --> 00:48:36,187 - See that cigar box? - Yeah. 722 00:48:36,562 --> 00:48:38,147 It's palladium. 723 00:48:38,230 --> 00:48:42,610 (TONY GROANING) 724 00:48:45,196 --> 00:48:48,658 - Is that supposed to be smoking? - If you must know, it's neutron damage. 725 00:48:48,741 --> 00:48:50,743 It's from the reactor wall. 726 00:48:54,747 --> 00:48:56,874 You had this in your body? 727 00:49:01,712 --> 00:49:04,757 And how about the high-tech crossword puzzle on your neck? 728 00:49:05,633 --> 00:49:07,009 Road rash. 729 00:49:10,429 --> 00:49:11,806 Thank you. 730 00:49:14,225 --> 00:49:16,352 (TONY SIGHING) 731 00:49:23,234 --> 00:49:25,403 - What are you looking at? - I'm looking at you. 732 00:49:26,821 --> 00:49:29,865 You wanna do this whole lone gunslinger act 733 00:49:29,949 --> 00:49:31,992 and it's unnecessary. You don't have to do this alone. 734 00:49:32,076 --> 00:49:35,663 You know, I wish I could believe that. I really do. But you've gotta trust me. 735 00:49:36,706 --> 00:49:39,375 Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing. 736 00:49:39,875 --> 00:49:40,918 (SNORTS SOFTLY) 737 00:49:49,260 --> 00:49:51,554 HAMMER: This is where we do it. This is my humble abode. 738 00:49:51,637 --> 00:49:55,099 You can work in absolute peace. Must be fun to be dead, right? 739 00:49:55,182 --> 00:49:56,600 No pressure. 740 00:49:56,684 --> 00:49:59,687 Here they are. I'm very excited. They're combat-ready. 741 00:49:59,770 --> 00:50:01,230 I may have done a few miscalculations 742 00:50:01,313 --> 00:50:03,315 and rushed the prototype into production. 743 00:50:03,399 --> 00:50:05,276 (CHUCKLING) Sue me, I'm enthusiastic. 744 00:50:05,359 --> 00:50:06,986 Go ahead, take a look around. 745 00:50:12,450 --> 00:50:14,368 (STAMMERING) Oh, you don't wanna do that. 746 00:50:14,452 --> 00:50:16,078 You'll be able to access that 747 00:50:16,162 --> 00:50:18,080 as soon as we generate some encrypted pass codes. 748 00:50:18,164 --> 00:50:20,249 Can we generate some encrypted pass codes? 749 00:50:20,332 --> 00:50:23,461 Get some of those encrypted pass codes, Jack. 750 00:50:24,628 --> 00:50:26,297 Never mind, I... 751 00:50:27,548 --> 00:50:30,843 Wow. Okay. Good stuff. 752 00:50:31,510 --> 00:50:33,220 (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 753 00:50:33,304 --> 00:50:35,639 - Sorry? - Software shit. 754 00:50:35,723 --> 00:50:36,766 Uh-huh? 755 00:50:37,892 --> 00:50:39,727 Well... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 756 00:50:40,603 --> 00:50:45,483 You're good. You really blasted in past the firewall there. Uh... 757 00:50:46,734 --> 00:50:49,612 Let me show you where you're gonna be working primarily. 758 00:50:49,695 --> 00:50:51,614 Go ahead, take a look. 759 00:50:52,531 --> 00:50:55,159 Get a good look at that. That's something, isn't it? 760 00:50:55,242 --> 00:50:57,244 You know, those are really just for show and tell. 761 00:50:57,328 --> 00:51:03,167 They're $125.7 million a pop, so... Wait! Oh, gosh. Uh... 762 00:51:04,418 --> 00:51:06,670 (WHISPERS) Jesus Christ. Get somebody up here. 763 00:51:07,797 --> 00:51:10,382 Um, that's where the pilot goes. 764 00:51:10,841 --> 00:51:14,887 I'm having a tough time finding volunteers. (LAUGHS) 765 00:51:14,970 --> 00:51:16,514 I'll take care of that, just leave it. 766 00:51:18,224 --> 00:51:19,725 What you want them do? 767 00:51:19,809 --> 00:51:25,022 Well, long term, I want them to put me in the Pentagon for the next 25 years. 768 00:51:25,105 --> 00:51:27,149 I want to make Iron Man look like an antique. 769 00:51:27,233 --> 00:51:28,359 I wanna go to that Stark Expo, 770 00:51:28,442 --> 00:51:30,361 I wanna take a dump in Tony's front yard. 771 00:51:30,444 --> 00:51:31,654 You know what I'm talking about? 772 00:51:31,737 --> 00:51:34,114 - (CHUCKLES) I can do that. No problem. - Yeah? 773 00:51:34,198 --> 00:51:36,367 Hey, fabulous! I love it. 774 00:51:36,450 --> 00:51:39,161 Hey, this is our guy. Didn't I tell you? I had a feeling. 775 00:51:48,754 --> 00:51:51,215 Do you know which watch you'd like to wear tonight, Mr. Stark? 776 00:51:51,507 --> 00:51:53,509 I'll give them a look. 777 00:51:56,428 --> 00:51:57,888 I should cancel the party, huh? 778 00:51:58,973 --> 00:52:01,809 - Probably. - Yeah. Cause it's, um... 779 00:52:01,892 --> 00:52:04,520 - Ill-timed. - Right, sends the wrong message. 780 00:52:04,603 --> 00:52:06,105 Inappropriate. 781 00:52:11,944 --> 00:52:14,238 Is that dirty enough for you? 782 00:52:15,197 --> 00:52:18,993 Gold face, brown band. The Jaeger. I'll give that a look. 783 00:52:19,493 --> 00:52:20,953 Bring them over here. 784 00:52:24,206 --> 00:52:26,375 I'll take that. Why don't you... 785 00:52:38,470 --> 00:52:40,806 I gotta say it. It's hard to get a read on you. 786 00:52:41,056 --> 00:52:43,267 - Where are you from? - Legal. 787 00:52:45,978 --> 00:52:48,105 Can I ask you a question, hypothetically? 788 00:52:48,188 --> 00:52:49,481 Bit odd. 789 00:52:49,773 --> 00:52:53,152 If this was your last birthday party you were ever gonna have, 790 00:52:53,235 --> 00:52:54,820 how would you celebrate it? 791 00:52:57,489 --> 00:52:59,283 I'd do whatever I wanted to do 792 00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:01,410 with whoever I wanted to do it with. 793 00:53:08,959 --> 00:53:10,794 (SIGHING) 794 00:53:15,007 --> 00:53:19,136 (SCRATCHING) 795 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,808 (CALIFORNIA LOVE PLAYING) 796 00:53:32,274 --> 00:53:34,485 VALET: Good evening. MAN: Good evening. 797 00:53:35,402 --> 00:53:37,363 Yes, sir, I understand. 798 00:53:37,947 --> 00:53:40,783 No. No, sir, that will not be necessary. I'll handle it. 799 00:53:41,784 --> 00:53:44,119 Sir, I personally guarantee that within 24 hours, 800 00:53:44,203 --> 00:53:46,038 Iron Man will be back on watch. 801 00:53:53,337 --> 00:53:54,797 Hey, Pepper. 802 00:53:55,130 --> 00:53:57,800 - I'm... I'm going to go get some air. - What's wrong? 803 00:53:59,510 --> 00:54:01,804 - I don't know what to do. - You gotta be kidding me. 804 00:54:02,388 --> 00:54:04,390 - (PEOPLE WHOOPING) - (CRASHING) 805 00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:07,935 (TONY LAUGHING DRUNKENLY) 806 00:54:08,018 --> 00:54:10,312 - That's it. I'm making... - No, no, no. Don't call anyone. 807 00:54:10,396 --> 00:54:12,648 Pepper. This is ridiculous. I just stuck my neck out for this guy. 808 00:54:12,731 --> 00:54:13,983 I know. I know. I get it. 809 00:54:14,066 --> 00:54:15,317 I'm gonna handle it, okay? Just let me handle it. 810 00:54:15,401 --> 00:54:18,320 Handle it. Or I'm gonna have to. 811 00:54:19,530 --> 00:54:21,198 You know, the question I get asked most often is, 812 00:54:21,281 --> 00:54:23,784 "Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in the suit?" 813 00:54:27,162 --> 00:54:28,288 Just like that. 814 00:54:28,372 --> 00:54:30,249 (ALL LAUGHING) 815 00:54:30,332 --> 00:54:32,167 (TONY GIGGLING DRUNKENLY) 816 00:54:32,251 --> 00:54:35,170 Does this guy know how to throw a party or what? 817 00:54:35,254 --> 00:54:37,381 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 818 00:54:38,882 --> 00:54:39,925 I love you. 819 00:54:40,009 --> 00:54:42,678 Unbelievable! Thank you so much. 820 00:54:42,761 --> 00:54:46,724 Tony, we all thank you so much for such a wonderful night. 821 00:54:46,807 --> 00:54:48,642 And we're gonna say good night now, 822 00:54:48,726 --> 00:54:50,811 - (GUESTS GROANING) - and thank you all for coming. 823 00:54:50,894 --> 00:54:52,104 No, no, no, we can't... Wait, wait, wait. 824 00:54:52,187 --> 00:54:53,981 We didn't have the cake. We didn't blow out the candles. 825 00:54:54,064 --> 00:54:56,859 You're out of control, okay? Trust me on this one, okay? 826 00:54:56,942 --> 00:54:59,153 - You're out of control, gorgeous. - It's time to go to bed. It's time. 827 00:54:59,236 --> 00:55:00,404 - Give me another smooch. - You're not going to be 828 00:55:00,487 --> 00:55:01,780 - happy about this. - Come on, you know you want to. 829 00:55:01,864 --> 00:55:03,240 (ENUNCIATING) You just peed the suit. 830 00:55:03,323 --> 00:55:04,783 - I know. It has a filtration system. - It's not sexy. 831 00:55:04,867 --> 00:55:06,285 You could drink that water. 832 00:55:06,744 --> 00:55:09,204 Just send everybody home, okay? It's time to... 833 00:55:10,039 --> 00:55:11,790 - If you say so. - Okay. 834 00:55:11,874 --> 00:55:14,043 I'll take this, you take that. 835 00:55:15,461 --> 00:55:16,795 Pepper Potts. 836 00:55:16,879 --> 00:55:18,297 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 837 00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:19,923 She's right. The party's over. 838 00:55:20,007 --> 00:55:22,968 Then again, the party was over for me, like, an hour and a half ago. 839 00:55:23,052 --> 00:55:26,555 The after-party starts in 15 minutes! 840 00:55:26,638 --> 00:55:30,059 (GUESTS CHEERING WILDLY) 841 00:55:30,142 --> 00:55:34,313 And if anybody, Pepper, doesn't like it, there's the door. 842 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,939 (ENERGY BOLT FIRES) 843 00:55:40,778 --> 00:55:42,154 Yeah! 844 00:55:46,533 --> 00:55:47,785 Hit! 845 00:55:54,958 --> 00:55:56,168 Pull! 846 00:55:57,002 --> 00:55:58,045 (TONY EXCLAIMING) 847 00:56:05,427 --> 00:56:06,637 Pull! 848 00:56:07,054 --> 00:56:08,138 (TONY CHEERING) 849 00:56:15,604 --> 00:56:17,815 STARK: I think she wants the Gallagher! 850 00:56:27,157 --> 00:56:29,076 RHODES: I'm only gonna say this once. 851 00:56:32,579 --> 00:56:33,914 Get out. 852 00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:43,507 You don't deserve to wear one of these. Shut it down! 853 00:56:45,134 --> 00:56:46,301 Goldstein. 854 00:56:47,553 --> 00:56:48,762 Yes, Mr. Stark? 855 00:56:48,846 --> 00:56:51,348 (GIGGLING) Give me a phat beat to beat my buddy's ass to. 856 00:56:53,559 --> 00:56:55,811 (ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST PLAYING) 857 00:56:55,894 --> 00:56:57,896 RHODES: I told you to shut it down. 858 00:57:08,407 --> 00:57:11,994 STARK: Now, put that thing back where you found it before someone gets hurt. 859 00:57:18,667 --> 00:57:19,877 Really? 860 00:57:27,759 --> 00:57:31,346 Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick. 861 00:57:31,930 --> 00:57:34,183 Sidekick this! 862 00:57:42,691 --> 00:57:44,193 Had enough? 863 00:57:45,110 --> 00:57:46,570 - PEPPER: Natalie! - Miss Potts. 864 00:57:46,653 --> 00:57:48,780 Don't you "Miss Potts" me! I'm on to you. 865 00:57:48,864 --> 00:57:50,365 You know what? Ever since you came here... 866 00:57:50,449 --> 00:57:51,491 (SHRIEKS) 867 00:57:54,620 --> 00:57:55,662 HAPPY: Pepper! 868 00:57:57,206 --> 00:57:58,540 Get out of here. Get out of here. 869 00:58:04,796 --> 00:58:06,798 STARK: You want it? Take it! 870 00:58:20,812 --> 00:58:22,397 (MUSIC STOPS) 871 00:58:30,906 --> 00:58:32,199 (ROARS) 872 00:58:32,282 --> 00:58:34,034 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 873 00:58:48,799 --> 00:58:50,008 RHODES: Put your hand down. 874 00:58:50,092 --> 00:58:52,302 You think you got what it takes to wear that suit? 875 00:58:52,386 --> 00:58:53,679 RHODES: We don't have to do this, Tony. 876 00:58:53,971 --> 00:58:55,639 You wanna be the War Machine, take your shot. 877 00:58:55,722 --> 00:58:57,557 - Put it down! - You gonna take a shot? 878 00:58:57,641 --> 00:58:58,892 - Put it down! - No! 879 00:58:58,976 --> 00:59:00,435 - Drop it, Tony! - Take it! 880 00:59:09,778 --> 00:59:11,655 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 881 00:59:36,221 --> 00:59:37,306 (BEEPING) 882 00:59:37,389 --> 00:59:38,807 (SYSTEMS POWERING UP) 883 01:00:11,506 --> 01:00:13,884 (ON RADIO) Edwards Tower, this is Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes, 884 01:00:13,967 --> 01:00:17,179 inbound from three miles east at 5,000 feet... 885 01:00:18,513 --> 01:00:20,474 (MEN CHATTERING) 886 01:00:28,398 --> 01:00:31,526 (RUMBLING APPROACHING) 887 01:00:31,943 --> 01:00:33,820 (WINDOWS RATTLING) 888 01:01:01,598 --> 01:01:04,684 - Colonel. - Major. 889 01:01:05,894 --> 01:01:07,020 Wow. 890 01:01:08,230 --> 01:01:09,523 Yeah. 891 01:01:11,358 --> 01:01:13,276 Let's take it inside. 892 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,861 MAJOR: Clear the area. 893 01:01:37,634 --> 01:01:41,054 Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut. 894 01:01:45,434 --> 01:01:47,561 I told you I don't wanna join your super-secret boy band. 895 01:01:47,644 --> 01:01:52,149 (CHUCKLES) No, no, no. See, I remember, you do everything yourself. 896 01:01:52,232 --> 01:01:54,860 - How's that working out for you? - It's... It's... It's... 897 01:01:54,943 --> 01:01:55,986 (SIGHS) 898 01:01:56,945 --> 01:01:58,280 I'm sorry. I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot. 899 01:01:58,363 --> 01:02:00,157 Do I look at the patch or the eye? 900 01:02:01,283 --> 01:02:02,367 Honestly, I'm a bit hung over. 901 01:02:02,451 --> 01:02:04,786 I'm not sure if you're real or if I'm having... 902 01:02:04,870 --> 01:02:06,955 I am very real. 903 01:02:07,038 --> 01:02:09,040 I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet. 904 01:02:09,541 --> 01:02:12,794 - Just my luck. Where's the staff here? - That's not looking so good. 905 01:02:13,545 --> 01:02:15,547 STARK: I've been worse. 906 01:02:17,215 --> 01:02:18,258 NATALIE: We've secured the perimeter, 907 01:02:18,341 --> 01:02:21,219 but I don't think we should hold it for too much longer. 908 01:02:22,304 --> 01:02:23,680 STARK: Huh! 909 01:02:24,806 --> 01:02:27,642 - You're...fired. - That's not up to you. 910 01:02:28,351 --> 01:02:31,563 Tony, I want you to meet Agent Romanoff. 911 01:02:31,646 --> 01:02:32,772 - Hi. - I'm a S.H.I.E.L.D. shadow. 912 01:02:32,856 --> 01:02:35,484 Once we knew you were ill, I was tasked to you by Director Fury. 913 01:02:35,567 --> 01:02:37,402 I suggest you apologize. 914 01:02:37,486 --> 01:02:39,029 You've been very busy. 915 01:02:39,112 --> 01:02:42,365 You made your girl your CEO, you're giving away all your stuff. 916 01:02:42,449 --> 01:02:45,452 You let your friend fly away with your suit. 917 01:02:45,535 --> 01:02:46,912 Now, if I didn't know better... 918 01:02:46,995 --> 01:02:48,997 You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it. 919 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,750 Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it? 920 01:02:51,833 --> 01:02:55,045 You're Iron Man and he just took it? 921 01:02:55,128 --> 01:02:57,923 The little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit? 922 01:02:58,006 --> 01:02:59,216 Is that possible? 923 01:02:59,299 --> 01:03:01,927 Well, according to Mr. Stark's database security guidelines, 924 01:03:02,010 --> 01:03:05,013 there are redundancies to prevent unauthorized usage. 925 01:03:06,139 --> 01:03:07,307 (SNORTS SOFTLY) 926 01:03:07,807 --> 01:03:10,435 - What do you want from me? - What do we want from you? Uh-uh. 927 01:03:10,519 --> 01:03:12,395 (STRESSING) What do you want from me? 928 01:03:12,479 --> 01:03:16,149 You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. 929 01:03:16,233 --> 01:03:19,486 Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. 930 01:03:19,569 --> 01:03:22,614 I have bigger problems than you in the southwest region to deal with. 931 01:03:22,697 --> 01:03:23,740 Hit him. 932 01:03:23,949 --> 01:03:28,119 (GROANS) Oh, God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? 933 01:03:28,745 --> 01:03:31,665 Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? 934 01:03:32,249 --> 01:03:35,210 - What did she just do to me? - What did we just do for you? 935 01:03:35,961 --> 01:03:38,380 That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off. 936 01:03:38,463 --> 01:03:40,340 We're trying to get you back to work. 937 01:03:40,423 --> 01:03:42,509 Give me a couple of boxes of that. I'll be right as rain. 938 01:03:42,592 --> 01:03:44,511 It's not a cure, it just abates the symptoms. 939 01:03:44,594 --> 01:03:47,097 Doesn't look like it's gonna be an easy fix. 940 01:03:47,180 --> 01:03:49,391 Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff. 941 01:03:49,474 --> 01:03:51,851 I've been looking for a suitable replacement for palladium. 942 01:03:51,935 --> 01:03:56,356 I've tried every combination, every permutation of every known element. 943 01:03:56,439 --> 01:03:59,526 Well, I'm here to tell you, you haven't tried them all. 944 01:04:00,986 --> 01:04:05,490 Hey, hey, hey. Special delivery. Candygram. 945 01:04:09,953 --> 01:04:13,748 HAMMER: I brought you something. Oh, yeah. 946 01:04:14,624 --> 01:04:16,209 - (BIRD SQUAWKS) - (HAMMER CHUCKLING) 947 01:04:16,293 --> 01:04:18,128 We got you the bird, pal! 948 01:04:18,211 --> 01:04:19,546 This is not my bird. 949 01:04:19,963 --> 01:04:23,216 What do you mean? That's the bird. This is the bird. Yeah! 950 01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:26,303 Pulled a lot of strings to get this bird. This is a great bird. 951 01:04:26,386 --> 01:04:29,014 - It's a beautiful bird. - We got this all the way from Russia. 952 01:04:29,097 --> 01:04:31,558 - (POUNDS TABLE) - Hey, man, this not my bird. 953 01:04:33,893 --> 01:04:37,814 Well, listen, even if it's not the bird, I mean, this is a gorgeous bird. 954 01:04:37,897 --> 01:04:41,818 I mean, you know, look, don't get so attached to things. Learn to let go. 955 01:04:42,277 --> 01:04:43,320 (BIRD SQUAWKS) 956 01:04:45,238 --> 01:04:47,490 Wait a minute. Jack, what is that? 957 01:04:48,283 --> 01:04:51,411 Is that... That's not a helmet. What is that? 958 01:04:58,168 --> 01:04:59,836 Um... 959 01:04:59,919 --> 01:05:03,465 Ivan... What's this? Jack. 960 01:05:04,424 --> 01:05:06,468 Is that a helmet? It doesn't look like a helmet to me. 961 01:05:06,551 --> 01:05:09,137 How... How are you supposed to get a head in there? 962 01:05:09,220 --> 01:05:11,056 - Jack, could you put your head in there? - No. 963 01:05:11,139 --> 01:05:14,351 Try to put your head in there. Go ahead. Try to put your head in there. 964 01:05:14,434 --> 01:05:17,854 See, Ivan? He can't put his head in there. That's... 965 01:05:17,937 --> 01:05:21,566 That's not a helmet. It's a head. I need to put a guy in there. 966 01:05:21,650 --> 01:05:25,028 I need to fit a person in that suit. You understand? 967 01:05:25,362 --> 01:05:27,489 - Drone better. - What? Drone better? 968 01:05:27,572 --> 01:05:30,158 Why is drone better? Why is drone better? 969 01:05:30,241 --> 01:05:33,995 People make problem. Trust me. Drone better. 970 01:05:34,454 --> 01:05:38,625 Ivan, you know, I like you. I got you the bird. 971 01:05:39,501 --> 01:05:41,336 You said, "No problem." 972 01:05:41,419 --> 01:05:44,339 That's what you said to me. You said, "No problem." 973 01:05:44,422 --> 01:05:47,217 Now I need suits. The government wants suits. 974 01:05:47,300 --> 01:05:49,302 Like Iron Man. You understand? 975 01:05:49,386 --> 01:05:52,514 That's what the people want. That's what's gonna make them happy. 976 01:05:53,348 --> 01:05:54,683 Hey, man. 977 01:05:56,226 --> 01:06:00,522 Don't get too attached to things. Learn to let go. 978 01:06:04,317 --> 01:06:07,320 These drones better steal the show, Ivan. 979 01:06:07,946 --> 01:06:11,366 You understand? Better rock my world, Ivan. 980 01:06:20,959 --> 01:06:25,755 Unbelievable. This ought to get the Senate off my ass. 981 01:06:25,839 --> 01:06:29,217 - It's functional? - Fully mission-capable. 982 01:06:29,592 --> 01:06:32,512 Good. Get Hammer down here to weaponize it. 983 01:06:33,972 --> 01:06:35,014 Sir? 984 01:06:35,098 --> 01:06:37,726 Justin Hammer's making a weapons presentation at the Expo. 985 01:06:37,809 --> 01:06:39,436 We'd like this to introduce it. 986 01:06:39,519 --> 01:06:41,104 Sir, I don't believe that the Expo... 987 01:06:41,187 --> 01:06:43,940 Colonel, the world needs to see this fast. 988 01:06:44,065 --> 01:06:47,110 - We've got to make this happen. - Yes, General, but... 989 01:06:47,193 --> 01:06:49,195 It's also an order. 990 01:06:49,571 --> 01:06:50,905 Yes, sir. 991 01:06:51,281 --> 01:06:53,950 Good work, Colonel. You've made your country proud. 992 01:06:54,784 --> 01:06:56,453 Thank you, sir. 993 01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:06,296 That thing in your chest is based on unfinished technology. 994 01:07:06,421 --> 01:07:09,382 No, it was finished. It has never been particularly effective 995 01:07:09,466 --> 01:07:13,887 - until I miniaturized it and put it in my... - No. Howard said the arc reactor 996 01:07:13,970 --> 01:07:15,722 was the stepping stone to something greater. 997 01:07:15,805 --> 01:07:20,310 He was about to kick off an energy race that was gonna dwarf the arms race. 998 01:07:20,810 --> 01:07:23,563 He was on to something big, something so big 999 01:07:23,646 --> 01:07:25,482 that it was gonna make the nuclear reactor 1000 01:07:25,565 --> 01:07:27,567 look like a triple-A battery. 1001 01:07:27,650 --> 01:07:30,153 Just him, or was Anton Vanko in on this, too? 1002 01:07:30,236 --> 01:07:33,323 Anton Vanko is the other side of that coin. 1003 01:07:33,406 --> 01:07:35,408 Anton saw it as a way to get rich. 1004 01:07:35,492 --> 01:07:37,911 When your father found out, he had him deported. 1005 01:07:37,994 --> 01:07:39,913 When the Russians found out he couldn't deliver, 1006 01:07:39,996 --> 01:07:41,498 they shipped his ass off to Siberia 1007 01:07:41,623 --> 01:07:44,334 and he spent the next 20 years in a vodka-fuelled rage. 1008 01:07:44,459 --> 01:07:47,003 Not quite the environment you want to raise a kid in, 1009 01:07:47,086 --> 01:07:51,174 the son you had the misfortune of crossing paths with in Monaco. 1010 01:07:51,591 --> 01:07:52,926 You told me I hadn't tried everything. 1011 01:07:53,009 --> 01:07:55,178 What do you mean I haven't tried everything? What haven't I tried? 1012 01:07:55,303 --> 01:07:59,516 He said that you were the only person with the means and knowledge 1013 01:07:59,682 --> 01:08:01,684 to finish what he started. 1014 01:08:01,768 --> 01:08:03,269 - He said that? - Mmm. 1015 01:08:03,436 --> 01:08:06,022 Are you that guy? Hmm? Are you? 1016 01:08:06,147 --> 01:08:11,444 'Cause if you are, then you can solve the riddle of your heart. 1017 01:08:15,698 --> 01:08:17,200 I don't know where you get your information, 1018 01:08:17,283 --> 01:08:19,536 but he wasn't my biggest fan. 1019 01:08:19,619 --> 01:08:20,954 What do you remember about your dad? 1020 01:08:21,037 --> 01:08:22,789 He was cold, he was calculating. 1021 01:08:22,872 --> 01:08:25,625 He never told me he loved me. He never even told me he liked me, 1022 01:08:25,708 --> 01:08:27,293 so it's a little tough for me to digest 1023 01:08:27,377 --> 01:08:29,796 when you're telling me he said the whole future was riding on me 1024 01:08:29,879 --> 01:08:32,298 and he's passing it down. I don't get that. 1025 01:08:32,966 --> 01:08:34,217 You're talking about a guy whose happiest day 1026 01:08:34,300 --> 01:08:35,802 was when he shipped me off to boarding school. 1027 01:08:35,885 --> 01:08:36,970 That's not true. 1028 01:08:37,053 --> 01:08:39,722 Well, then, clearly you knew my dad better than I did. 1029 01:08:40,139 --> 01:08:43,810 As a matter of fact, I did. He was one of the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1030 01:08:43,893 --> 01:08:45,061 What? 1031 01:08:45,562 --> 01:08:47,647 - I got a 2:00. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1032 01:08:47,730 --> 01:08:49,315 - What's this? - Okay, you're good, right? 1033 01:08:49,399 --> 01:08:51,150 - No, I'm not good. - You got this? Right? Right? 1034 01:08:51,234 --> 01:08:53,069 Got what? I don't even know what I'm supposed to get. 1035 01:08:53,194 --> 01:08:56,406 Natasha will remain a floater at Stark with her cover intact. 1036 01:08:56,531 --> 01:08:59,409 - You remember Agent Coulson, right? - Yeah. 1037 01:08:59,868 --> 01:09:01,369 Oh, and Tony, 1038 01:09:02,579 --> 01:09:05,582 remember, I got my eye on you. 1039 01:09:11,671 --> 01:09:14,507 We've disabled all communications. No contact with the outside world. 1040 01:09:15,008 --> 01:09:16,384 Good luck. 1041 01:09:20,430 --> 01:09:21,723 Please. 1042 01:09:22,265 --> 01:09:25,518 First thing, I need a little bodywork. I'll put in a little time at the lab. 1043 01:09:25,602 --> 01:09:27,770 If we could send one of your goon squad down to The Coffee Bean, 1044 01:09:27,854 --> 01:09:30,440 Cross Creek, for a Starbucks run, or something like that, that'd be nice. 1045 01:09:30,523 --> 01:09:33,192 I'm not here for that. I've been authorized by Director Fury 1046 01:09:33,276 --> 01:09:35,695 to use any means necessary to keep you on premises. 1047 01:09:35,778 --> 01:09:38,448 If you attempt to leave or play any games, 1048 01:09:38,531 --> 01:09:41,701 I will tase you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet. 1049 01:09:41,784 --> 01:09:44,037 - Okay? - I think I got it, yeah. 1050 01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:46,039 Enjoy your evening's entertainment. 1051 01:10:12,398 --> 01:10:17,070 - Think this is the power source? - Major, this is not a scientific exercise. 1052 01:10:17,153 --> 01:10:19,113 Let's just focus on arming it, all right? 1053 01:10:19,989 --> 01:10:21,324 Yes, sir. 1054 01:10:21,783 --> 01:10:23,076 HAMMER: Oh, yes! 1055 01:10:23,493 --> 01:10:27,413 Oh, yes, yes, yes. Is it my birthday? 1056 01:10:27,497 --> 01:10:30,959 You got it. What did you do? What did you do? 1057 01:10:31,250 --> 01:10:32,835 (SIGHING REVERENTLY) Oh! 1058 01:10:34,087 --> 01:10:36,923 - Is this what I think it is? - Yes, it is. 1059 01:10:37,006 --> 01:10:40,093 Hammer, I want to know what you're gonna do for us. 1060 01:10:40,259 --> 01:10:41,761 What am I going to do for you? 1061 01:10:41,844 --> 01:10:44,597 Well, the first thing I'm gonna do for you is I'm gonna upgrade your software. 1062 01:10:44,973 --> 01:10:47,934 - And then, second, I think I should... - That's not what I'm talking about. 1063 01:10:48,017 --> 01:10:50,353 I'm talking about firepower. 1064 01:10:51,854 --> 01:10:52,939 Well, you're talking to the right guy. 1065 01:10:53,022 --> 01:10:54,107 (CRUNCHING) 1066 01:10:55,274 --> 01:10:59,362 Claridge Hi-Tec, semi-automatic, 9mm pistol. 1067 01:10:59,862 --> 01:11:02,198 Too downtown? I agree. 1068 01:11:02,699 --> 01:11:04,993 M24 shotgun, pump action. 1069 01:11:05,618 --> 01:11:06,869 Five-round magazine. 1070 01:11:06,995 --> 01:11:09,122 You know what? You're not a hunter. What am I talking about? 1071 01:11:09,205 --> 01:11:10,456 I'm getting rid of it. 1072 01:11:10,540 --> 01:11:13,042 This is the FN-2000 from Belgium. 1073 01:11:13,126 --> 01:11:14,877 They do make something better than waffles. 1074 01:11:16,212 --> 01:11:18,381 It's beautiful, but I can tell this isn't disco enough for you, 1075 01:11:18,464 --> 01:11:19,716 so I'm gonna put it right here. 1076 01:11:19,841 --> 01:11:22,885 You're looking at a Milkor 40mm grenade launcher. 1077 01:11:22,969 --> 01:11:26,014 Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control. 1078 01:11:26,222 --> 01:11:27,557 You're tough. 1079 01:11:27,682 --> 01:11:30,143 Let me tell you something. Size does matter. 1080 01:11:30,226 --> 01:11:31,728 Don't let anyone tell you different. 1081 01:11:32,186 --> 01:11:35,481 This is an M134 7.62 Minigun. 1082 01:11:35,565 --> 01:11:38,985 Six individual barrels. The torso taker, powder maker. 1083 01:11:39,068 --> 01:11:41,237 Our boys in uniform call it Uncle Gazpacho, 1084 01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,698 or Puff the Magic Dragon. 1085 01:11:46,701 --> 01:11:47,744 Okay. 1086 01:11:49,704 --> 01:11:53,082 These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos. 1087 01:11:55,168 --> 01:11:57,086 This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle 1088 01:11:57,170 --> 01:12:01,424 with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. 1089 01:12:02,050 --> 01:12:05,511 It's capable of busting the bunker under the bunker you just busted. 1090 01:12:05,595 --> 01:12:07,764 If it were any smarter, it would write a book. 1091 01:12:07,889 --> 01:12:11,225 A book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. 1092 01:12:11,893 --> 01:12:13,102 It would read it to you. 1093 01:12:13,770 --> 01:12:15,271 This is my Eiffel Tower. 1094 01:12:15,396 --> 01:12:18,441 This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pietà. 1095 01:12:18,566 --> 01:12:21,611 It's completely elegant. It's bafflingly beautiful. 1096 01:12:21,736 --> 01:12:26,449 It's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. 1097 01:12:27,533 --> 01:12:29,452 I call it the Ex-Wife. 1098 01:12:34,582 --> 01:12:36,459 That's the best I got. 1099 01:12:41,589 --> 01:12:43,216 Are we gonna do this? Give me something here. 1100 01:12:43,299 --> 01:12:47,303 - You're like a sphinx. I can't read you. - I think I'll take it. 1101 01:12:47,595 --> 01:12:50,264 - Which one? - All of it. 1102 01:12:52,225 --> 01:12:53,267 All of it. 1103 01:13:24,465 --> 01:13:25,591 (PROJECTOR WHIRRING) 1104 01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:34,308 Everything is achievable through technology. 1105 01:13:34,559 --> 01:13:36,936 Better living, robust health 1106 01:13:37,019 --> 01:13:42,859 and for the first time in human history, the possibility of world peace. 1107 01:13:43,359 --> 01:13:44,610 I'm Howard Stark, 1108 01:13:44,694 --> 01:13:48,698 and everything you'll need for the future can be found right here. 1109 01:13:48,823 --> 01:13:51,826 City of the Future? City of Tomorrow? City of... 1110 01:13:57,665 --> 01:13:58,791 I'm Howard Stark, 1111 01:13:58,875 --> 01:14:02,795 and everything you'll need in the future can be found right here. 1112 01:14:02,879 --> 01:14:05,715 So, from all of us at Stark Industries, 1113 01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:07,383 I would like to personally... 1114 01:14:08,718 --> 01:14:11,971 Tony, what are you doing back there? What is that? Put that back. 1115 01:14:12,054 --> 01:14:14,307 (FIRMLY) Put it back where you got it from. 1116 01:14:14,891 --> 01:14:17,059 Where's your mother? Maria? 1117 01:14:17,476 --> 01:14:19,395 Go on. Go, go, go, go. 1118 01:14:21,689 --> 01:14:23,900 All right, I think we got... 1119 01:14:24,233 --> 01:14:26,068 I'll... I'll... I'll come in and... 1120 01:14:29,989 --> 01:14:31,908 Are you waiting on me? 1121 01:14:33,701 --> 01:14:37,580 So, from all of us at Stark Industries, I'd like to personally show you 1122 01:14:39,081 --> 01:14:40,166 my ass. 1123 01:14:40,249 --> 01:14:44,754 I'd like to... I can't... This is... I can't... We have this, don't we? 1124 01:14:44,879 --> 01:14:46,756 This is a ridiculous way... 1125 01:14:48,257 --> 01:14:49,759 Everything 1126 01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:52,261 is achievable 1127 01:14:53,054 --> 01:14:54,931 through technology. 1128 01:15:07,401 --> 01:15:08,527 Tony? 1129 01:15:08,611 --> 01:15:10,529 You're too young to understand this right now, 1130 01:15:10,613 --> 01:15:13,616 so I thought I would put it on film for you. 1131 01:15:15,451 --> 01:15:17,286 I built this for you. 1132 01:15:18,287 --> 01:15:20,873 And someday you'll realize that it represents a whole lot more 1133 01:15:20,957 --> 01:15:24,961 than just people's inventions. It represents my life's work. 1134 01:15:26,128 --> 01:15:28,464 This is the key to the future. 1135 01:15:31,425 --> 01:15:36,222 I'm limited by the technology of my time, but one day you'll figure this out. 1136 01:15:37,098 --> 01:15:38,808 And when you do, 1137 01:15:39,725 --> 01:15:41,811 you will change the world. 1138 01:15:43,270 --> 01:15:47,233 What is and always will be my greatest creation 1139 01:15:49,610 --> 01:15:50,736 is you. 1140 01:16:01,163 --> 01:16:03,749 (POWERFUL ENGINE REVVING) 1141 01:16:10,673 --> 01:16:11,841 (BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH) 1142 01:16:11,966 --> 01:16:14,760 - $6. Six. - I don't have any dough. 1143 01:16:14,844 --> 01:16:16,429 - Here. - No, sir, that's too much. 1144 01:16:16,512 --> 01:16:17,680 No, it's fine. Take that. 1145 01:16:17,805 --> 01:16:19,807 - It's fine. - No, señor. 1146 01:16:20,016 --> 01:16:23,019 Take it. Take it. I don't like people handing me things. 1147 01:16:23,102 --> 01:16:25,021 If you just drop that there, that'd be great. 1148 01:16:25,354 --> 01:16:27,023 - Are you Iron Man? - Sometimes. 1149 01:16:28,149 --> 01:16:29,483 We believe in you! 1150 01:16:30,317 --> 01:16:32,695 It was an illegal seizure of trademark property. 1151 01:16:33,446 --> 01:16:34,530 - Miss Potts? - STARK: Relax. 1152 01:16:34,655 --> 01:16:35,698 SECRETARY: Mr. Stark... STARK: ls here. 1153 01:16:35,781 --> 01:16:37,616 - He refuses... - I don't. It's fine. 1154 01:16:37,700 --> 01:16:40,286 - I'll just be a second. - Listen, it's our position 1155 01:16:40,369 --> 01:16:42,621 that Stark has and continues to maintain 1156 01:16:42,705 --> 01:16:45,458 proprietary ownership of the Mark ll platform. 1157 01:16:45,541 --> 01:16:47,960 MAN ON TV: When Mr. Stark announced he was indeed Iron Man, 1158 01:16:48,044 --> 01:16:50,546 - he was making a promise to America. - PEPPER: No, the suit belongs to us. 1159 01:16:50,671 --> 01:16:52,548 We trusted that he would look out for us. 1160 01:16:52,673 --> 01:16:54,717 - Yeah, but you're not... Burt... - He obviously did not. 1161 01:16:54,842 --> 01:16:56,635 - And now we learn that his secretary... - Yes, it does. 1162 01:16:56,719 --> 01:16:59,555 ...a woman named Virginia "Pepper" Potts, 1163 01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:02,391 has been appointed as CEO of Stark Industries. 1164 01:17:02,475 --> 01:17:04,727 - What are her qualifications? - (FIRMLY) No. 1165 01:17:04,852 --> 01:17:06,395 Ms. Potts is doing nothing to manage this terrible... 1166 01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:07,980 STARK: Mute. PEPPER: No... 1167 01:17:08,814 --> 01:17:10,816 Burt... Burt... Burt, listen to me. 1168 01:17:10,900 --> 01:17:13,319 Don't tell me that we have the best patent lawyers in the country 1169 01:17:13,402 --> 01:17:16,655 - and then not let me pursue this. - I'll get this stuff out of here. 1170 01:17:16,739 --> 01:17:19,575 Well, then, tell the President to sign an order. 1171 01:17:20,201 --> 01:17:22,161 (SIGHS) We'll talk about it at the Expo. 1172 01:17:22,244 --> 01:17:25,247 Hammer's giving some presentation tomorrow evening. 1173 01:17:25,331 --> 01:17:28,417 - Will Tony Stark be there? - Will I? 1174 01:17:28,834 --> 01:17:31,087 - No, he will not. Bye. - I would like to be. 1175 01:17:32,379 --> 01:17:33,422 - Got a minute? - No. 1176 01:17:33,547 --> 01:17:36,258 Come on, you just got off the phone. You're fine, 30 seconds. 1177 01:17:37,718 --> 01:17:40,012 - Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight. - Okay, I, um... 1178 01:17:40,096 --> 01:17:41,764 I was just driving over here, 1179 01:17:41,847 --> 01:17:44,350 and I thought I was coming to basically apologize, but I'm not. 1180 01:17:44,433 --> 01:17:47,186 - Oh, you didn't come here to apologize? - Look, that goes without saying, 1181 01:17:47,269 --> 01:17:48,854 and I'm working on that. 1182 01:17:48,938 --> 01:17:52,942 But I haven't been entirely upfront with you, 1183 01:17:53,025 --> 01:17:54,193 and I just want to try to make good. 1184 01:17:54,276 --> 01:17:57,780 Can I move this? This is crazy. It's like a Ferris wheel going. 1185 01:17:57,905 --> 01:17:59,031 - I'm trying to get some... - No. 1186 01:17:59,782 --> 01:18:01,700 (TONY CLEARS THROAT) 1187 01:18:01,784 --> 01:18:04,120 Do you know how short life is? 1188 01:18:04,245 --> 01:18:07,289 And if I never got to express... 1189 01:18:07,373 --> 01:18:10,876 And by the way, this is somewhat revelatory to me. And I don't care... 1190 01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:14,130 I mean, I care. It would be nice. I'm not expecting you to... 1191 01:18:14,255 --> 01:18:15,965 Look, here's what I'm trying to say. I'm just gonna say it. 1192 01:18:16,090 --> 01:18:20,052 Let me stop you right here, okay? Because if you say "I" one more time, 1193 01:18:20,136 --> 01:18:22,930 I'm gonna actually hurl something at your head, I think. 1194 01:18:23,472 --> 01:18:25,391 I am trying to run a company. 1195 01:18:25,474 --> 01:18:28,060 - Do you have any idea what that entails? - Yes. 1196 01:18:28,144 --> 01:18:31,147 People are relying on you to be Iron Man and you've disappeared, 1197 01:18:31,230 --> 01:18:34,817 and all I'm doing is putting out your fires and taking the heat for it. 1198 01:18:37,153 --> 01:18:40,656 I am trying to do the job that you were meant to do. 1199 01:18:44,410 --> 01:18:46,745 Did you bring me strawberries? 1200 01:18:47,830 --> 01:18:51,250 Did you know that there's only one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to? 1201 01:18:51,333 --> 01:18:53,627 Allergic to strawberries. Mmm-hmm. 1202 01:18:56,172 --> 01:18:57,173 This is progress, Pepper. 1203 01:18:57,298 --> 01:19:00,009 I knew there was a correlation between you and this. 1204 01:19:00,926 --> 01:19:02,178 - I need you... - I need you, too. 1205 01:19:02,261 --> 01:19:04,930 - That's what I'm trying to... - ...to leave now. 1206 01:19:10,102 --> 01:19:13,647 - Ms. Potts? - Hi, come on in. 1207 01:19:13,856 --> 01:19:16,525 - Wheels up in 25 minutes. - Thank you. 1208 01:19:19,153 --> 01:19:20,613 - Anything else, boss? - I'm good, Hap. 1209 01:19:20,696 --> 01:19:23,824 No, I'll be just...another minute. 1210 01:19:24,825 --> 01:19:26,452 I lost both the kids in the divorce. 1211 01:19:26,869 --> 01:19:28,495 (TONY LAUGHS) 1212 01:19:30,706 --> 01:19:31,790 No. 1213 01:19:32,791 --> 01:19:33,876 (CLEARS THROAT) 1214 01:19:33,959 --> 01:19:39,048 Are you blending in well here, Natalie? Here at Stark Enterprises? 1215 01:19:40,216 --> 01:19:42,468 Your name is Natalie, isn't it? 1216 01:19:42,551 --> 01:19:45,471 I thought you two didn't get along. 1217 01:19:45,554 --> 01:19:48,307 - No. That's not so. - It's just me you don't care for. 1218 01:19:49,058 --> 01:19:51,477 - No? Nothing? - PEPPER: Actually, while you're here, 1219 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:54,647 maybe you and Natalie could discuss the matter of the personal belongings. 1220 01:19:54,730 --> 01:19:56,190 Absolutely. 1221 01:20:02,655 --> 01:20:03,989 I'm surprised you can keep your mouth shut. 1222 01:20:04,073 --> 01:20:07,493 Boy, you're good. You are mind-blowingly duplicitous. How do you do it? 1223 01:20:07,576 --> 01:20:09,411 You just tear things... You're a triple impostor. 1224 01:20:09,495 --> 01:20:11,747 I've never seen anything like you. ls there anything real about you? 1225 01:20:11,872 --> 01:20:12,915 Do you even speak Latin? 1226 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:15,000 (SPEAKING LATIN) 1227 01:20:15,084 --> 01:20:17,753 Which means? Wait. What? What did you just say? 1228 01:20:17,836 --> 01:20:21,090 It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected. 1229 01:20:22,675 --> 01:20:24,093 You're good! 1230 01:20:26,387 --> 01:20:27,429 (SIGHS) 1231 01:20:37,106 --> 01:20:38,107 (SIGHS) 1232 01:21:22,151 --> 01:21:23,819 (BLOWS) 1233 01:21:23,902 --> 01:21:26,572 Jarvis, could you kindly Vac-U-Form a digital wire frame? 1234 01:21:26,655 --> 01:21:29,158 I need a manipulatable projection. 1235 01:21:36,457 --> 01:21:40,002 JARVIS: 1974 Stark Expo model scan complete, sir. 1236 01:21:42,254 --> 01:21:44,089 How many buildings are there? 1237 01:21:44,173 --> 01:21:46,592 Am I to include the Belgian waffle stands? 1238 01:21:46,675 --> 01:21:49,261 That was rhetorical. Just show me. 1239 01:21:55,351 --> 01:21:57,686 Uh-huh. Um... 1240 01:22:02,024 --> 01:22:06,612 What does that look like to you, Jarvis? Not unlike an atom. 1241 01:22:06,695 --> 01:22:10,199 In which case the nucleus would be here. 1242 01:22:11,283 --> 01:22:12,618 Highlight the unisphere. 1243 01:22:22,169 --> 01:22:27,174 - Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them. - What is it you're trying to achieve, sir? 1244 01:22:27,257 --> 01:22:29,093 I'm discovering... Correction. 1245 01:22:29,218 --> 01:22:33,180 I'm rediscovering a new element, I believe. 1246 01:22:33,931 --> 01:22:36,975 Lose the landscaping, the shrubbery, the trees. 1247 01:22:37,059 --> 01:22:39,395 Parking lots, exits, entrances. 1248 01:22:44,191 --> 01:22:50,197 Structure the protons and the neutrons using the pavilions as a framework. 1249 01:22:53,242 --> 01:22:54,410 Dad. 1250 01:23:15,639 --> 01:23:20,436 Dead for almost 20 years, and still taking me to school. 1251 01:23:26,608 --> 01:23:31,238 The proposed element should serve as a viable replacement for palladium. 1252 01:23:31,321 --> 01:23:32,406 Thanks, Dad. 1253 01:23:32,489 --> 01:23:35,742 Unfortunately, it is impossible to synthesize. 1254 01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:37,786 STARK: Uh-huh. 1255 01:23:40,289 --> 01:23:43,834 Get ready for a major remodel, fellas! We're back in hardware mode. 1256 01:23:46,128 --> 01:23:47,171 (GRUNTS) 1257 01:23:59,808 --> 01:24:02,186 (JACKHAMMER RATTLING) 1258 01:24:18,327 --> 01:24:20,871 (RATCHET CLICKING) 1259 01:24:31,673 --> 01:24:33,967 - I heard you broke the perimeter. - Uh, yeah. 1260 01:24:34,051 --> 01:24:35,969 That was, like, three years ago. Where you been? 1261 01:24:36,053 --> 01:24:39,139 - I was doing some stuff. - Yeah, well, me, too, and it worked. 1262 01:24:40,182 --> 01:24:42,142 Hey, I'm playing for the home team, Coulson, 1263 01:24:42,226 --> 01:24:44,311 you and all your Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. 1264 01:24:44,394 --> 01:24:46,188 Now, are you gonna let me work or break my balls? 1265 01:24:48,523 --> 01:24:50,525 What's this doing here? 1266 01:24:52,361 --> 01:24:53,403 That's it. 1267 01:24:54,696 --> 01:24:56,823 - Bring that to me. - You know what this is? 1268 01:24:56,907 --> 01:24:58,408 It's exactly what I need to make this work. 1269 01:25:00,369 --> 01:25:01,411 Lift the coil. 1270 01:25:01,912 --> 01:25:03,247 Go, go. Put your knees into it. 1271 01:25:03,997 --> 01:25:05,874 There you go. And... 1272 01:25:06,875 --> 01:25:08,835 Drop it. Drop it. 1273 01:25:12,005 --> 01:25:13,215 Perfectly level. 1274 01:25:13,548 --> 01:25:15,759 - (SNORTS) I'm busy. What do you want? - Nothing. 1275 01:25:16,260 --> 01:25:18,845 - Goodbye. I've been reassigned. - Huh. 1276 01:25:18,929 --> 01:25:20,514 Director Fury wants me in New Mexico. 1277 01:25:20,597 --> 01:25:23,058 - Fantastic. Land of Enchantment. - So I'm told. 1278 01:25:23,183 --> 01:25:25,227 - Secret stuff? - Something like that. 1279 01:25:26,603 --> 01:25:27,646 - Good luck. - Bye. 1280 01:25:27,729 --> 01:25:29,815 - Thanks. - We need you. 1281 01:25:29,898 --> 01:25:32,234 - Yeah, more than you know. - Not that much. 1282 01:25:51,253 --> 01:25:53,880 JARVIS: Initializing prismatic accelerator. 1283 01:25:54,298 --> 01:25:56,300 (WHIRRING) 1284 01:25:59,928 --> 01:26:02,389 Approaching maximum power. 1285 01:26:03,390 --> 01:26:05,809 (RUMBLING) 1286 01:26:11,106 --> 01:26:12,607 (SCREECHING) 1287 01:26:14,943 --> 01:26:16,320 Whoops! 1288 01:26:49,853 --> 01:26:51,104 That was easy. 1289 01:27:07,662 --> 01:27:09,623 JARVIS: Congratulations, sir. 1290 01:27:11,333 --> 01:27:13,835 You have created a new element. 1291 01:27:19,841 --> 01:27:21,676 (BEEPING) 1292 01:27:21,802 --> 01:27:25,597 Sir, the reactor has accepted the modified core. 1293 01:27:25,680 --> 01:27:27,682 I will begin running diagnostics. 1294 01:27:30,060 --> 01:27:31,645 (PHONE RINGING) 1295 01:27:34,189 --> 01:27:35,524 Hey, Ivan. 1296 01:27:35,816 --> 01:27:37,442 I got Senator Stern here. 1297 01:27:37,526 --> 01:27:39,861 Thought we'd swing over and look at some of the drone designs. 1298 01:27:39,986 --> 01:27:42,239 The drone is not going to be ready. 1299 01:27:42,531 --> 01:27:43,740 Not ready? What do you mean? 1300 01:27:43,865 --> 01:27:47,285 I can make presentation, not demonstration. 1301 01:27:47,369 --> 01:27:49,371 (LAUGHING) What the hell is the difference? 1302 01:27:49,496 --> 01:27:52,249 Presentation. No fly. No shoot. 1303 01:27:52,541 --> 01:27:54,376 Well, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. (SIGHS) 1304 01:27:54,501 --> 01:27:57,587 What can you make them do? I mean, this is a weapons demonstration. 1305 01:27:57,712 --> 01:28:00,882 - I can make salute. - You can make salute? 1306 01:28:01,049 --> 01:28:02,426 What do you mean, "make salute"? 1307 01:28:02,551 --> 01:28:06,638 What the hell does that mean, Ivan? This is not what we agreed to, okay? 1308 01:28:06,721 --> 01:28:09,349 You promised me suits and then you promised me drones. 1309 01:28:09,433 --> 01:28:13,520 - Hey, man, everything will be okay. - This is not what I wanted. 1310 01:28:13,603 --> 01:28:14,771 (PHONE BEEPS) 1311 01:28:24,406 --> 01:28:25,574 (DOOR UNLOCKING) 1312 01:28:25,699 --> 01:28:28,285 Hey, there he is. It's the bird man. 1313 01:28:30,579 --> 01:28:32,914 Now you like the bird. Is that right? 1314 01:28:33,081 --> 01:28:35,542 Is that your bird? I'm confused. 1315 01:28:36,418 --> 01:28:39,796 You said it wasn't, but now it looks like you're best of pals. 1316 01:28:39,921 --> 01:28:41,590 You love that bird, don't you? 1317 01:28:42,090 --> 01:28:43,967 You know what? Take the bird. 1318 01:28:44,092 --> 01:28:46,761 - (SQUAWKING) - Hey! 1319 01:28:46,970 --> 01:28:48,722 (SQUAWKING) 1320 01:28:48,805 --> 01:28:51,475 Take his pillows, too. Both of them. 1321 01:28:52,767 --> 01:28:54,728 And his shoes. Take his shoes. 1322 01:28:58,773 --> 01:29:02,110 I took your stuff. How does that make you feel? 1323 01:29:02,777 --> 01:29:04,779 Do you feel bad? Good. 1324 01:29:05,655 --> 01:29:07,616 (SHOUTING) 'Cause that's how I feel! 1325 01:29:09,075 --> 01:29:10,952 We had a contract! 1326 01:29:11,495 --> 01:29:13,330 I saved your life 1327 01:29:14,122 --> 01:29:16,124 and you give me suits. 1328 01:29:16,625 --> 01:29:20,504 That was our deal. And you did not deliver. 1329 01:29:21,338 --> 01:29:25,842 I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud. I don't know what you are. 1330 01:29:27,969 --> 01:29:31,306 Something really, really great fell into my lap. 1331 01:29:32,140 --> 01:29:34,976 And if it hadn't, I'd be at your mercy tonight. 1332 01:29:35,644 --> 01:29:39,439 Now I have a piece of Stark tech that I pimped out myself. 1333 01:29:39,648 --> 01:29:41,399 And now your overpriced paperweights 1334 01:29:41,483 --> 01:29:44,110 are gonna look like a backdrop to my demonstration. 1335 01:29:44,611 --> 01:29:46,446 Do you dig what I'm getting at here? 1336 01:29:46,655 --> 01:29:48,698 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 1337 01:29:48,823 --> 01:29:50,617 (CHUCKLING) I don't know if you know this, 1338 01:29:50,700 --> 01:29:52,953 (SHOUTING) but I don't speak Russian! 1339 01:29:56,706 --> 01:29:58,583 I'm gonna leave now. 1340 01:29:58,667 --> 01:30:01,795 I'm gonna go to the Expo. Maybe I'll even get laid. 1341 01:30:02,504 --> 01:30:04,339 You see these guys? They're your babysitters. 1342 01:30:04,506 --> 01:30:06,550 They are not to be trifled with. 1343 01:30:07,384 --> 01:30:11,680 When I get back, we're gonna renegotiate the terms of our agreement. 1344 01:30:12,305 --> 01:30:14,349 And you're gonna make good on our arrangement 1345 01:30:14,849 --> 01:30:15,976 because if you don't, 1346 01:30:16,059 --> 01:30:18,478 you're gonna be exactly what you were when I found you, 1347 01:30:18,562 --> 01:30:20,230 a dead man. 1348 01:30:20,355 --> 01:30:21,731 You got that? 1349 01:30:22,691 --> 01:30:24,693 Maybe you can watch me on TV. 1350 01:30:25,860 --> 01:30:27,362 (DOOR OPENS) 1351 01:30:28,321 --> 01:30:30,031 (DOOR CLOSES) 1352 01:30:31,908 --> 01:30:32,993 (SCOFFS) 1353 01:30:34,494 --> 01:30:36,037 STARK: Dummy, you, can we clean up this mess? 1354 01:30:36,162 --> 01:30:37,789 - You're killing me. You know I don't... - (PHONE RINGING) 1355 01:30:37,872 --> 01:30:40,166 JARVIS: Incoming call with a blocked number, sir. 1356 01:30:40,250 --> 01:30:42,711 My phone privilege is reinstated. Lovely. 1357 01:30:43,545 --> 01:30:45,005 Coulson. How's the Land of Enchantment? 1358 01:30:45,088 --> 01:30:48,925 IVAN: Hey, Tony, how you doing? (LAUGHS) 1359 01:30:49,384 --> 01:30:51,428 - I double cycle. - You what? 1360 01:30:52,429 --> 01:30:56,349 You told me double cycle's more power. Good advice. 1361 01:30:56,683 --> 01:30:58,310 You sound pretty sprightly for a dead guy. 1362 01:30:58,393 --> 01:31:00,604 You, too. (LAUGHS) 1363 01:31:02,522 --> 01:31:03,815 - Trace him. - JARVIS: Sir. 1364 01:31:03,898 --> 01:31:07,652 Now, the true history of Stark name will be written. 1365 01:31:07,736 --> 01:31:10,238 Jarvis, where is he? - Accessing the Oracle grid. 1366 01:31:11,406 --> 01:31:12,741 Eastern Seaboard. 1367 01:31:13,116 --> 01:31:17,245 What your father did to my family over 40 years, 1368 01:31:18,079 --> 01:31:20,749 I will do to you in 40 minutes. 1369 01:31:20,915 --> 01:31:22,876 Sounds good. Let's get together and hash it out. 1370 01:31:23,126 --> 01:31:26,546 JARVIS: Tri-State area. Manhattan and outlying boroughs. 1371 01:31:26,921 --> 01:31:28,381 I hope you're ready. 1372 01:31:28,923 --> 01:31:30,717 (DIALING TONE DRONING) 1373 01:31:31,593 --> 01:31:33,053 JARVIS: Call trace incomplete. 1374 01:31:35,096 --> 01:31:36,139 (SIGHS) 1375 01:31:44,147 --> 01:31:46,775 - JARVIS: Sir... - You want to run some tests, run them. 1376 01:31:47,776 --> 01:31:49,736 And assemble the suit while you're at it. Put it together now. 1377 01:31:49,819 --> 01:31:52,280 - We are unclear as to the effects... - I don't want to hear it, Jarvis. 1378 01:31:52,447 --> 01:31:53,948 (COUGHS) 1379 01:31:55,450 --> 01:31:56,576 (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) 1380 01:31:56,660 --> 01:31:57,994 That tastes like coconut. 1381 01:31:58,828 --> 01:32:00,580 And metal. 1382 01:32:00,914 --> 01:32:02,457 Oh, wow, yeah! 1383 01:32:13,635 --> 01:32:14,969 (ANNOUNCER CHATTERING OVER PA) 1384 01:32:15,095 --> 01:32:18,264 - I'll keep the car down here, all right? - Thank you, Happy. 1385 01:32:18,348 --> 01:32:19,516 ANNOUNCER: ...Justin Hammer. 1386 01:32:19,641 --> 01:32:23,144 His presentation will begin shortly in the main pavilion. 1387 01:32:26,981 --> 01:32:29,818 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1388 01:32:29,943 --> 01:32:34,989 (PICK UP THE PIECES PLAYING OVER PA) 1389 01:32:41,621 --> 01:32:42,831 HAMMER: Yeah! 1390 01:32:43,998 --> 01:32:46,543 That's what I'm talking about. Thanks for coming. 1391 01:32:47,961 --> 01:32:49,879 Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long, 1392 01:32:50,004 --> 01:32:54,509 this country has had to place its brave men and women in harm's way, 1393 01:32:54,676 --> 01:32:56,302 but then the Iron Man arrived, 1394 01:32:56,386 --> 01:33:00,056 and we thought the days of losing lives were behind us. 1395 01:33:00,890 --> 01:33:03,643 Sadly, that technology was kept out of reach. 1396 01:33:03,727 --> 01:33:06,062 That's not fair. That's not right. 1397 01:33:06,187 --> 01:33:08,398 - And it's just too bad. - (SIGHING) Oh, Lord. 1398 01:33:08,523 --> 01:33:10,567 Regardless, it was an impressive innovation, 1399 01:33:10,692 --> 01:33:13,570 one that grabbed headlines the world over. 1400 01:33:13,987 --> 01:33:15,572 Well, today, my friends, 1401 01:33:15,697 --> 01:33:19,159 the press is faced with quite a different problem. 1402 01:33:19,659 --> 01:33:22,162 They are about to run out of ink. 1403 01:33:22,829 --> 01:33:25,415 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 1404 01:33:27,709 --> 01:33:28,752 (SOFTLY) Get that out of here. 1405 01:33:28,877 --> 01:33:29,878 (CLEARS THROAT) 1406 01:33:30,587 --> 01:33:32,505 Ladies and gentlemen, 1407 01:33:33,548 --> 01:33:35,884 today I present to you 1408 01:33:36,176 --> 01:33:39,387 the new face of the United States military. 1409 01:33:40,722 --> 01:33:42,056 The Hammer drone! 1410 01:33:42,682 --> 01:33:44,476 (THE CAISSONS GO ROLLING ALONG PLAYING) 1411 01:33:44,559 --> 01:33:46,019 HAMMER: Army! 1412 01:33:59,115 --> 01:34:00,283 Navy! 1413 01:34:00,408 --> 01:34:02,368 (ANCHORS AWEIGH PLAYING) 1414 01:34:09,250 --> 01:34:10,418 (THE U.S. AIR FORCE PLAYING) 1415 01:34:10,543 --> 01:34:11,628 Air Force! 1416 01:34:19,886 --> 01:34:21,137 Marines! 1417 01:34:21,262 --> 01:34:23,139 (THE MARINES' HYMN PLAYING) 1418 01:34:33,066 --> 01:34:35,777 HAMMER: Yeah! Yeah! Whoo! 1419 01:34:39,113 --> 01:34:42,075 That's a hell of a lot better than some cheerleaders, let me tell you. 1420 01:34:43,409 --> 01:34:46,246 But as revolutionary as this technology is, 1421 01:34:46,329 --> 01:34:50,083 there will always be a need for man to be present in the theater of war. 1422 01:34:50,625 --> 01:34:53,670 Ladies and gentlemen, today I am proud to present to you 1423 01:34:53,795 --> 01:34:58,883 the very first prototype in the Variable Threat Response Battle Suit 1424 01:34:58,967 --> 01:35:02,804 and its pilot, Air Force Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes. 1425 01:35:04,347 --> 01:35:05,640 What? 1426 01:35:26,578 --> 01:35:29,747 For America and its allies, Hammer Industries is reporting for... 1427 01:35:29,831 --> 01:35:32,375 (RUMBLING APPROACHING) 1428 01:35:43,011 --> 01:35:46,681 (AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY) 1429 01:35:46,764 --> 01:35:48,433 STARK: We got trouble. 1430 01:35:48,516 --> 01:35:50,226 RHODES: Tony, there are civilians present. 1431 01:35:50,351 --> 01:35:52,937 I'm here on orders. Let's not do this right now. 1432 01:35:53,021 --> 01:35:54,314 STARK: Give them a wave. 1433 01:35:54,397 --> 01:35:56,357 HAMMER: Hey, all right! Yeah! 1434 01:35:56,441 --> 01:35:58,693 STARK: All these people are in danger. We gotta get them out of here. 1435 01:35:58,776 --> 01:36:00,778 You gotta trust me for the next five minutes. 1436 01:36:00,862 --> 01:36:02,947 Yeah, I tried that. I got tossed around your house, remember? 1437 01:36:03,031 --> 01:36:06,200 - Listen, I think he's working with Vanko. - Vanko's alive? 1438 01:36:07,201 --> 01:36:10,538 - HAMMER: Huh? Yeah! - Where is he? 1439 01:36:10,872 --> 01:36:12,874 - What? - Where's Vanko? 1440 01:36:13,374 --> 01:36:15,168 - Who? - Tell me. 1441 01:36:15,251 --> 01:36:17,253 What are you doing here, man? 1442 01:36:17,378 --> 01:36:19,047 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1443 01:36:23,259 --> 01:36:24,302 Is that you? 1444 01:36:24,385 --> 01:36:25,803 RHODES: No, I'm not doing that. That's not me. 1445 01:36:26,888 --> 01:36:29,557 I can't move. I'm locked up. I'm locked up! 1446 01:36:30,391 --> 01:36:32,310 Get out of here. Go! This whole system's been compromised. 1447 01:36:33,895 --> 01:36:35,063 STARK: Let's take it outside. 1448 01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:41,402 (PEOPLE SHRIEKING) 1449 01:36:47,950 --> 01:36:49,243 No. No! 1450 01:36:59,170 --> 01:37:01,756 - Jarvis, break in. I need to own him. - Yes, sir. 1451 01:37:04,258 --> 01:37:07,178 Tony, Tony, I'm locked on. I have target lock. 1452 01:37:07,261 --> 01:37:08,930 - On what? - On you! 1453 01:37:13,935 --> 01:37:15,103 Tony, on your six! 1454 01:37:19,941 --> 01:37:21,943 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1455 01:37:33,121 --> 01:37:35,456 - What's going on? What's happening? - The software's been overridden. 1456 01:37:35,540 --> 01:37:36,666 What? What do you mean it's been overridden? 1457 01:37:36,791 --> 01:37:38,167 - What does that mean? - I think he slaved the drones. 1458 01:37:38,292 --> 01:37:41,129 - That's impossible. Call the guards. - All the phones are down, sir. 1459 01:37:41,212 --> 01:37:43,339 HAMMER: Well, then call their... Call their cells. 1460 01:37:43,464 --> 01:37:44,966 Their cell phones are not working, either, sir. 1461 01:37:45,049 --> 01:37:46,300 He's locked us out of the mainframe. 1462 01:37:46,384 --> 01:37:49,178 - Who's locked you out of the mainframe? - Please, please, go away. Go away. 1463 01:37:49,303 --> 01:37:50,596 - I've got this handled. - Have you now? 1464 01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:51,806 Yes, I do. 1465 01:37:51,889 --> 01:37:54,350 In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up, this wouldn't be happening. 1466 01:37:54,475 --> 01:37:56,811 So please, now go away. Thank you. 1467 01:37:57,186 --> 01:37:59,313 Listen, we got to get these bitches out of here. 1468 01:37:59,731 --> 01:38:01,190 - HAMMER: What? - (NATALIE EXCLAIMS) 1469 01:38:01,315 --> 01:38:04,026 You tell me who's behind this. Who's behind this? 1470 01:38:04,736 --> 01:38:07,572 (GROANING) Ivan. Ivan Vanko. 1471 01:38:07,655 --> 01:38:10,241 - Where is he? - He's at my facility. 1472 01:38:13,578 --> 01:38:15,246 - I need NYPD, please. - No, no, no! 1473 01:38:15,329 --> 01:38:16,497 - Command Central. - No, no, honey. 1474 01:38:16,581 --> 01:38:18,499 - Don't call the authorities. - Okay. Right away. Right away. 1475 01:38:18,583 --> 01:38:20,668 Step aside. Step aside. 1476 01:38:21,586 --> 01:38:23,254 Tell me everything you know. Go. 1477 01:38:30,678 --> 01:38:33,681 - How are we doing, Jarvis? - Remote reboot unsuccessful. 1478 01:38:33,765 --> 01:38:36,184 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1479 01:38:51,199 --> 01:38:52,700 SECURITY GUARD: This way. 1480 01:38:53,367 --> 01:38:55,161 Nobody's answering the phone. What's going on? 1481 01:38:55,244 --> 01:38:57,497 Get in the car. Take me to Hammer Industries. 1482 01:38:57,580 --> 01:38:59,999 - I'm not taking you anywhere. - Fine. You want me to drive? 1483 01:39:00,082 --> 01:39:01,959 No, I'm driving. Get in the car. 1484 01:40:01,102 --> 01:40:02,270 Nice work, kid. 1485 01:40:04,522 --> 01:40:06,190 RHODES: You got multiples coming in on you. 1486 01:40:06,274 --> 01:40:07,859 Let's get this away from the Expo. 1487 01:40:11,112 --> 01:40:12,154 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1488 01:40:13,281 --> 01:40:15,700 When we arrive, I need you to watch the perimeter. 1489 01:40:15,783 --> 01:40:17,994 I'm gonna enter the facility and take down the target. 1490 01:40:20,121 --> 01:40:21,622 (CAR HORNS BLARING) 1491 01:40:21,706 --> 01:40:23,291 - Watch the road. - I got it. I got it. 1492 01:40:35,344 --> 01:40:37,805 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 1493 01:40:37,889 --> 01:40:40,725 (MULTIPLE CAR ALARMS BLARING) 1494 01:40:54,739 --> 01:40:56,657 Listen, listen. A pack just peeled off. 1495 01:40:56,741 --> 01:40:58,826 - They're headed back to the Expo. - Got it. 1496 01:41:03,164 --> 01:41:04,624 RHODES: I'm closing on you. 1497 01:41:04,707 --> 01:41:07,084 Ordnance coming in hot, Tony. Watch it. 1498 01:41:22,934 --> 01:41:25,645 - NATALIE: Stay in the car. - I'm not staying in the car. 1499 01:41:25,728 --> 01:41:27,271 I said, stay in the car. 1500 01:41:27,438 --> 01:41:29,440 What are you wearing? 1501 01:41:30,733 --> 01:41:32,318 Look, I'm not letting you go in there alone. 1502 01:41:32,401 --> 01:41:34,528 - (DOOR PANEL BEEPING) - You want to help? Keep the car running. 1503 01:41:34,612 --> 01:41:35,655 Okay. 1504 01:41:35,738 --> 01:41:39,200 (ALARM BEEPING) 1505 01:41:39,408 --> 01:41:40,868 Hey, hey, hey. You can't come in here. 1506 01:41:42,119 --> 01:41:43,704 SECURITY GUARD: Hold On. Hey! 1507 01:41:45,289 --> 01:41:46,874 (SCREAMING) 1508 01:42:15,403 --> 01:42:17,279 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1509 01:42:28,416 --> 01:42:30,334 TECHNICIAN: Each set of drones is communicating 1510 01:42:30,418 --> 01:42:33,170 - in its own unique language. - Well, choose one and focus on that. 1511 01:42:33,254 --> 01:42:35,256 Have you tried Russian? Why don't you try Russian? 1512 01:42:35,423 --> 01:42:37,758 (GRUNTING) 1513 01:42:38,759 --> 01:42:41,262 MAN: (OVER RADIO) Attention. We have intrusion on Grid W. 1514 01:42:41,345 --> 01:42:42,513 SECURITY GUARD: We got it. We're on our way. 1515 01:43:10,624 --> 01:43:12,126 (SCREAMS) 1516 01:43:16,881 --> 01:43:18,632 (SCREAMING) 1517 01:43:24,013 --> 01:43:25,806 (PANTING) I got him! 1518 01:43:26,724 --> 01:43:28,851 (GRUNTING) 1519 01:43:41,363 --> 01:43:43,407 - Rhodey, you still locked on? - Yeah. 1520 01:43:43,491 --> 01:43:46,994 Drop your socks and grab your Crocs. We're about to get wet on this ride. 1521 01:43:49,163 --> 01:43:50,247 Wait, wait, wait! 1522 01:44:07,056 --> 01:44:08,099 (GUNS COCKING) 1523 01:44:09,850 --> 01:44:11,685 He's gone. 1524 01:44:15,356 --> 01:44:17,399 I'm sorry, buddy. Had to thin out the herd. 1525 01:44:18,192 --> 01:44:19,360 What's your 20? 1526 01:44:19,443 --> 01:44:20,486 (EXCLAIMING) 1527 01:44:31,622 --> 01:44:34,458 - What are you doing? - I'm rebooting Rhodey's suit. 1528 01:44:36,293 --> 01:44:37,336 (GRUNTING) 1529 01:44:40,881 --> 01:44:41,924 Tony! 1530 01:44:50,224 --> 01:44:51,684 (POWERING DOWN) 1531 01:44:54,145 --> 01:44:55,855 (TONY PANTING) 1532 01:44:58,440 --> 01:45:02,194 Reboot complete. You got your best friend back. 1533 01:45:02,611 --> 01:45:05,990 - Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff. - Well done with the new chest piece. 1534 01:45:06,073 --> 01:45:09,743 I am reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising. 1535 01:45:09,827 --> 01:45:12,580 Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you. 1536 01:45:12,663 --> 01:45:14,748 What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying? 1537 01:45:14,832 --> 01:45:16,917 STARK: Is that you? No, I'm not. Not anymore. 1538 01:45:17,001 --> 01:45:18,377 What's going on? 1539 01:45:18,460 --> 01:45:20,045 I was going to tell you. I didn't want to alarm you. 1540 01:45:20,129 --> 01:45:21,630 You were gonna tell me? You really were dying? 1541 01:45:21,714 --> 01:45:23,465 - You didn't let me. -Why didn't you tell me that? 1542 01:45:23,549 --> 01:45:26,302 I was gonna make you an omelet and tell you. 1543 01:45:26,385 --> 01:45:29,346 Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. 1544 01:45:29,430 --> 01:45:31,015 Looks like the fight's coming to you. 1545 01:45:31,098 --> 01:45:32,933 - Great. Pepper? - PEPPER: Are you okay now? 1546 01:45:33,017 --> 01:45:34,226 I am fine. Don't be mad. 1547 01:45:34,310 --> 01:45:35,895 - I will formally apologize... - I am mad! 1548 01:45:35,978 --> 01:45:38,939 ...when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack. 1549 01:45:39,023 --> 01:45:40,441 - Fine. - We could have been in Venice. 1550 01:45:40,524 --> 01:45:41,567 Oh, please. 1551 01:45:44,612 --> 01:45:46,030 (DISTORTED) Rhodes? 1552 01:45:46,739 --> 01:45:48,574 Snap out of it, buddy. I need you. 1553 01:45:50,201 --> 01:45:51,452 They're coming. Come on, let's roll. 1554 01:45:51,535 --> 01:45:52,661 - (KNOCKING ON HELMET) - Get up. 1555 01:45:55,789 --> 01:45:57,499 Oh, man. You can have your suit back. 1556 01:46:01,420 --> 01:46:04,506 - You okay? - Yeah, thanks. 1557 01:46:06,050 --> 01:46:08,469 - Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay? - Don't be. 1558 01:46:08,552 --> 01:46:09,762 No. I should have trusted you more. 1559 01:46:09,845 --> 01:46:11,430 I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it. 1560 01:46:11,513 --> 01:46:13,849 No. It's your fault. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 1561 01:46:13,933 --> 01:46:15,517 Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear. 1562 01:46:16,060 --> 01:46:17,394 Partner. 1563 01:46:17,478 --> 01:46:21,065 They're coming in hot, any second. What's the play? 1564 01:46:21,690 --> 01:46:23,317 Well, we want to take the high ground, okay? 1565 01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:24,985 So let's put the biggest gun up on that ridge. 1566 01:46:25,069 --> 01:46:26,362 Got you. 1567 01:46:27,196 --> 01:46:28,280 - Where do you want to be? - Where are you going? 1568 01:46:28,364 --> 01:46:29,990 - What're you talking about? - I meant me. 1569 01:46:30,074 --> 01:46:32,076 You have a big gun. You are not the big gun. 1570 01:46:32,159 --> 01:46:33,535 - Tony, don't be jealous. - No. It's subtle, 1571 01:46:33,619 --> 01:46:36,038 - all the bells and whistles. - Yeah. It's called being a badass. 1572 01:46:36,121 --> 01:46:37,373 Fine. 1573 01:46:38,082 --> 01:46:40,793 All right. You go up top. I'll draw them in. 1574 01:46:41,543 --> 01:46:43,420 Don't stay down here. This is the worst place to be. 1575 01:46:43,504 --> 01:46:44,755 Okay, you got a spot. Where's mine? 1576 01:46:44,838 --> 01:46:47,758 It's the kill box, Tony. Okay? This is where you go to die. 1577 01:46:47,841 --> 01:46:48,884 (ROARING) 1578 01:47:30,384 --> 01:47:31,427 (ALARM BEEPING) 1579 01:47:33,262 --> 01:47:34,305 (WEAPON COCKS) 1580 01:47:37,558 --> 01:47:38,976 - See that? - Yeah, yeah, nice. 1581 01:47:47,276 --> 01:47:48,527 STARK: Rhodey? 1582 01:47:49,778 --> 01:47:50,946 Get down. 1583 01:48:01,623 --> 01:48:04,084 Wow. I think you should lead with that next time. 1584 01:48:04,168 --> 01:48:07,504 Yeah. Sorry, boss. I can only use it once. It's a one-off. 1585 01:48:09,923 --> 01:48:12,092 I told you that five minutes ago. 1586 01:48:13,385 --> 01:48:14,803 That's your guy here. 1587 01:48:16,138 --> 01:48:18,140 - Excuse me? - COP: You're being placed under arrest. 1588 01:48:18,223 --> 01:48:19,683 - Are you kidding me? - Hands behind your back, sir. 1589 01:48:19,767 --> 01:48:21,393 I'm trying to help here. 1590 01:48:23,979 --> 01:48:27,149 HAMMER: (LAUGHS) I get it. I see what you're doing. 1591 01:48:27,232 --> 01:48:30,736 You're trying to pin this on me, huh? That's good. That's good. 1592 01:48:30,819 --> 01:48:34,865 You're starting to think like a CEO, taking out the competition. I like that. 1593 01:48:34,948 --> 01:48:36,325 You think you're making a problem for me? 1594 01:48:36,408 --> 01:48:37,493 I'm gonna make a problem for you. 1595 01:48:37,576 --> 01:48:39,828 I'm gonna be seeing you again real soon. 1596 01:48:44,792 --> 01:48:46,293 When they get here, I think you should station them 1597 01:48:46,376 --> 01:48:49,088 at the south, east and both west exits. 1598 01:48:49,171 --> 01:48:51,381 COP: We shut down the 7 train in and out of Willets Point already. 1599 01:48:51,465 --> 01:48:54,259 PEPPER: Well, have city buses there to ferry people to operating lines. 1600 01:48:54,343 --> 01:48:55,844 Yeah. Are you coming with us? 1601 01:48:55,969 --> 01:48:58,597 - No, I'm gonna stay till the park is clear. - Okay. 1602 01:49:01,183 --> 01:49:03,685 NATALIE: Heads up. You got one more drone incoming. 1603 01:49:03,811 --> 01:49:05,145 This one looks different. 1604 01:49:05,604 --> 01:49:07,981 The repulsor signature is significantly higher. 1605 01:49:19,076 --> 01:49:20,744 Good to be back. 1606 01:49:21,328 --> 01:49:22,704 RHODES: Oh, this ain't gonna be good. 1607 01:49:26,333 --> 01:49:27,918 I got something special for this guy. 1608 01:49:28,502 --> 01:49:30,629 I'm gonna bust his bunker with the Ex-Wife. 1609 01:49:30,712 --> 01:49:32,172 STARK: With the what? 1610 01:49:32,256 --> 01:49:35,175 (WHIRRING) 1611 01:49:40,973 --> 01:49:42,015 (SOFT POP) 1612 01:49:42,558 --> 01:49:44,852 - STARK: Hammer tech? - Yeah. 1613 01:49:46,895 --> 01:49:48,480 STARK: I got this. 1614 01:50:13,964 --> 01:50:15,007 (GRUNTING) 1615 01:50:17,885 --> 01:50:19,219 (TONY BELLOWING) 1616 01:50:25,475 --> 01:50:26,518 (GRUNTS) 1617 01:50:31,732 --> 01:50:32,774 (GRUNTING) 1618 01:50:41,408 --> 01:50:43,410 STARK: Rhodes. I got an idea. 1619 01:50:43,785 --> 01:50:45,871 - You want to be a hero? - What? 1620 01:50:46,330 --> 01:50:49,291 I could really use a sidekick. Put your hand up. 1621 01:50:49,666 --> 01:50:51,543 - RHODES: This is your idea? - Yep. 1622 01:50:52,252 --> 01:50:54,421 RHODES: I'm ready. I'm ready! Go, go, go! 1623 01:50:58,425 --> 01:50:59,509 STARK: Take it! 1624 01:51:06,892 --> 01:51:07,935 (PANTING) 1625 01:51:28,288 --> 01:51:29,706 (WEAKLY) You lose. 1626 01:51:30,707 --> 01:51:33,835 (BEEPING) 1627 01:51:34,753 --> 01:51:37,172 (BEEPING ACCELERATING) 1628 01:51:37,256 --> 01:51:40,008 All these drones are rigged to blow. We gotta get out of here, man. 1629 01:51:40,509 --> 01:51:41,760 Pepper? 1630 01:51:49,518 --> 01:51:51,478 (BEEPING) 1631 01:51:56,024 --> 01:51:58,902 (BEEPING) 1632 01:52:01,238 --> 01:52:02,281 (PEPPER SCREAMS) 1633 01:52:14,626 --> 01:52:16,169 (PEPPER SHRIEKS) 1634 01:52:16,253 --> 01:52:17,963 (PANTING) 1635 01:52:18,755 --> 01:52:19,798 (GRUNTING) 1636 01:52:21,925 --> 01:52:23,677 Oh, my God! I can't take this anymore. 1637 01:52:23,760 --> 01:52:25,679 - You can't? Look at me! - I can't take this. 1638 01:52:25,762 --> 01:52:28,015 My body, literally, cannot handle the stress. 1639 01:52:28,098 --> 01:52:32,602 I never know if you're gonna kill yourself or wreck the whole company. 1640 01:52:32,686 --> 01:52:34,688 I think I did okay. 1641 01:52:34,855 --> 01:52:36,898 I quit. I'm resigning. 1642 01:52:37,524 --> 01:52:38,900 That's it. 1643 01:52:39,484 --> 01:52:41,320 What did you just say? You're done? 1644 01:52:43,363 --> 01:52:46,867 That's surprising. No, it's not surprising. I get it. 1645 01:52:47,284 --> 01:52:50,579 - You don't have to make any excuses. - I'm... I'm... I'm not making any excuses. 1646 01:52:50,662 --> 01:52:51,788 You actually were just making excuses. 1647 01:52:51,872 --> 01:52:53,373 - But you don't have to. - No, I wasn't making an excuse. 1648 01:52:53,457 --> 01:52:54,791 - I'm actually very justified. - Listen. Hey, hey. 1649 01:52:54,875 --> 01:52:57,210 - You deserve better. - Well... 1650 01:52:57,294 --> 01:52:59,254 You've taken such good care of me. 1651 01:53:00,756 --> 01:53:03,175 I've been in a tough spot, but you got me through it, so... 1652 01:53:03,258 --> 01:53:04,509 Right? 1653 01:53:04,593 --> 01:53:05,844 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1654 01:53:06,636 --> 01:53:09,473 - Thank you for understanding. - Yeah, yeah. Let's talk clean-up. 1655 01:53:09,556 --> 01:53:12,267 - I'll handle the transition. It'll be smooth. - Okay. What about the press? 1656 01:53:12,351 --> 01:53:14,227 Because you only had the job for a week. That's gonna seem... 1657 01:53:14,311 --> 01:53:16,104 - Well, with you it's like dog years. - I know. 1658 01:53:16,188 --> 01:53:17,564 I mean, it's like the Presidency... 1659 01:53:30,619 --> 01:53:32,788 - Weird. - (SOFTLY) No, it's not weird. 1660 01:53:32,871 --> 01:53:34,206 - It's okay, right? - Yeah. 1661 01:53:34,289 --> 01:53:35,624 Run that by me again. 1662 01:53:35,707 --> 01:53:37,209 RHODES: I think it was weird. 1663 01:53:38,001 --> 01:53:40,962 You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape. 1664 01:53:41,505 --> 01:53:43,965 - I had just quit, actually. - Yeah, so we're not... 1665 01:53:44,049 --> 01:53:46,551 You don't have to do that. I heard the whole thing. 1666 01:53:46,635 --> 01:53:49,096 - You should get lost. - I was here first. Get a roof. 1667 01:53:49,179 --> 01:53:50,389 (TONY CHUCKLES) 1668 01:53:50,472 --> 01:53:53,016 - I thought you were out of one-liners. - That's the last one. 1669 01:53:53,100 --> 01:53:55,727 - You kicked ass back there, by the way. - Thank you. You, too. 1670 01:53:55,811 --> 01:53:58,313 Listen, my car got taken out in the explosion, 1671 01:53:58,397 --> 01:54:01,566 so I'm gonna have to hang on to your suit for a minute, okay? 1672 01:54:01,650 --> 01:54:03,402 Not okay. Not okay with that. 1673 01:54:03,985 --> 01:54:05,237 It wasn't a question. 1674 01:54:10,826 --> 01:54:12,285 How are you gonna resign 1675 01:54:13,120 --> 01:54:14,246 if I don't accept? 1676 01:54:14,329 --> 01:54:16,164 - (PEPPER LAUGHS) - Hmm? 1677 01:54:34,641 --> 01:54:36,059 I don't think I want you looking at that. 1678 01:54:37,102 --> 01:54:39,271 I'm not sure it pertains to you anymore. 1679 01:54:39,354 --> 01:54:44,609 Now this, on the other hand, is Agent Romanoff's assessment of you. 1680 01:54:45,861 --> 01:54:47,988 - Read it. - Uh... 1681 01:54:48,864 --> 01:54:52,868 "Personality overview. Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior." 1682 01:54:52,951 --> 01:54:55,120 In my own defense, that was last week. 1683 01:54:57,164 --> 01:55:00,000 "Prone to self-destructive tendencies." I was dying. 1684 01:55:00,125 --> 01:55:02,711 I mean, please. And aren't we all? 1685 01:55:03,086 --> 01:55:05,922 "Textbook narcissism"? 1686 01:55:07,966 --> 01:55:09,050 Agreed. 1687 01:55:10,135 --> 01:55:11,511 Okay, here it is. Uh... 1688 01:55:11,595 --> 01:55:14,931 "Recruitment assessment for Avenger Initiative. Iron Man? Yes." 1689 01:55:15,015 --> 01:55:17,559 - I gotta think about it. - Read on. 1690 01:55:20,103 --> 01:55:21,646 "Tony Stark not... 1691 01:55:21,730 --> 01:55:23,273 "Not recommended"? 1692 01:55:24,482 --> 01:55:25,692 That doesn't make any sense. 1693 01:55:25,775 --> 01:55:28,695 How can you approve me but not approve me? 1694 01:55:29,362 --> 01:55:30,780 I got a new ticker. 1695 01:55:30,864 --> 01:55:33,867 (STAMMERING) I'm trying to do right by Pepper. 1696 01:55:34,451 --> 01:55:37,370 I'm in a stable-ish relationship. 1697 01:55:38,205 --> 01:55:40,081 Which leads us to believe at this juncture 1698 01:55:40,165 --> 01:55:43,335 we'd only like to use you as a consultant. 1699 01:55:50,258 --> 01:55:52,135 You can't afford me. 1700 01:55:54,471 --> 01:55:56,723 Then again, I will waive my customary retainer 1701 01:55:56,806 --> 01:55:59,684 in exchange for a small favor. 1702 01:56:00,644 --> 01:56:05,565 Rhodey and I are being honored in Washington and we need a presenter. 1703 01:56:07,400 --> 01:56:08,902 I'll see what I can do. 1704 01:56:09,194 --> 01:56:10,528 (HIGHWAY TO HELL PLAYING) 1705 01:56:10,612 --> 01:56:15,450 it is my honor to be here today to present these distinguished awards 1706 01:56:15,533 --> 01:56:19,537 to Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes and Mr. Tony Stark, 1707 01:56:19,621 --> 01:56:22,958 who is, of course, a national treasure. 1708 01:56:25,126 --> 01:56:26,461 Thank you, Lieutenant Colonel, 1709 01:56:26,544 --> 01:56:28,922 for such an exceptionally distinguished performance. 1710 01:56:29,214 --> 01:56:31,216 - You deserve this. - Thank you, sir. 1711 01:56:32,926 --> 01:56:35,136 Mr. Stark. Thank you 1712 01:56:35,220 --> 01:56:38,390 for such an exceptionally distinguished performance. 1713 01:56:38,473 --> 01:56:40,141 You deserve this. 1714 01:56:40,433 --> 01:56:41,518 Ow! 1715 01:56:41,601 --> 01:56:43,103 Oh, sorry. 1716 01:56:44,145 --> 01:56:47,565 Funny how annoying a little prick can be, isn't it? 1717 01:56:49,025 --> 01:56:50,819 Let's get a photo. 1718 01:56:52,487 --> 01:56:54,614 (PEOPLE APPLAUDING) 1719 01:59:34,983 --> 01:59:37,569 (MAKE WAY FOR TOMORROW TODAY PLAYING) 1720 02:04:16,973 --> 02:04:18,891 COULSON: Sir, we've found it. 1721 02:04:18,891 --> 02:04:23,891 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 1722 02:04:18,891 --> 02:04:28,891 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today