1 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,195 You have a Master's degree? 2 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,125 I am studying for it. 3 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:40,910 What are you studying? 4 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:42,455 Comparative Literature. 5 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:43,990 Comparative Literature. 6 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,600 Compare what literature? 7 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,830 The coffee here tastes nice. 8 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,711 Would you like a cup? 9 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,718 No, thanks. I don't drink coffee. 10 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,790 I have a friend who loves coffee. 11 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,278 She makes it at home. 12 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,100 The entire place smells like coffee. 13 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:23,518 She has a coffeemaker that's this tall. 14 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,028 I don't think it looks nice. 15 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,151 You won't believe how much it costs. 16 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,472 More than two months of my stipend. 17 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,115 Hello, I am Chen Mingliang. 18 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,700 I am Chen Mingliang. 19 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,590 I am Wu Fang. 20 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,120 How do you do? 21 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,590 What would you like to drink? 22 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:05,640 Anything. 23 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:13,390 What would you like to drink? 24 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,440 Coffee. 25 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:15,550 Green tea. 26 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,770 One moment please. 27 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,393 Hello? 28 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,200 Thanks. 29 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:56,630 Please enjoy it. 30 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:57,680 Thanks. 31 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:33,792 I have a friend who tells fortune with tealeaves. 32 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,831 Upon first meeting. 33 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,112 She can tell most people's characters... 34 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,375 and their general fate. 35 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,605 Actually I don't believe her. 36 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,830 We've known each other more than 10 years... 37 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,375 ever since junior high. 38 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,885 I was surprised that she suddenly acquired this skill. 39 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,555 She never tells my fortune, 40 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,400 Only others 41 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,310 Especially those she's just met. 42 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,380 A lot of people say she is accurate. 43 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,957 They bring their family and friends 44 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,240 to her later. 45 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,035 I don't believe it. 46 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:20,549 Whatever. 47 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,070 Why don't you ask her over and tell my fortune? 48 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:29,110 If she is really good, I'll take her to dinner. 49 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,430 Do you take her as a waitress? 50 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,015 You beckon and she dashes over? 51 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,560 She doesn't dare, right? 52 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:39,985 Scared of the real stuff. 53 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,273 Whatever. 54 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,034 It's not whatever. 55 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:47,555 I hate con artists. 56 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,514 She's not a fraud. 57 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,520 She just tells fortunes. 58 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:56,635 Call her. 59 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:57,960 Come soon. 60 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,670 She can't. 61 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,020 She's out of town... 62 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,650 So she is a fraud. 63 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,355 OK, let's just say she's a fraud. 64 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,872 Why do you go on blind dates? 65 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,405 Why do you go on blind dates? 66 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,395 Do you want to get married? 67 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,040 Don't you? 68 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:35,958 Have you had boyfriends before? 69 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:41,920 Check please. 70 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,320 I'll pay. 71 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,440 Well, good-bye. 72 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,115 Thanks for the tea. 73 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,280 Not at all. 74 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,760 Anything else? 75 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:51,875 How about chatting some more in that hotel? 76 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,395 Let's get a room. 77 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,192 Does slapping me make you pure? 78 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,120 Like a virgin. 79 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,750 I don't think you are. 80 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:27,152 How do you know I'm not a virgin? 81 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:33,310 Don't think you can badmouth me just because you paid the bill! 82 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,756 Slow down. Let me pay. 83 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,105 Are you angry? I didn't mean bad. 84 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,410 Why are you angry? 85 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,560 Fang! 86 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:20,920 It's me, Chen. 87 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,554 Don't walk away. 88 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,470 Let me carry these books for you. 89 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,820 Gosh they are heavy. 90 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,670 How did you know I was here? 91 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,510 I also have a friend who tells fortune with tealeaves. 92 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:33,754 Stop it! 93 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,230 Give me my books. 94 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:35,910 Let me carry them for you. 95 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,599 When can you finish reading them all? 96 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,830 None of your business. 97 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,025 Why are you here? 98 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,590 Take me to a hotel room? 99 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,240 Is that the only thing you can think of? 100 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,830 What do you want? 101 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,316 Where did you go after slapping me the other day? 102 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,950 Another blind date. 103 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,105 More blind dates? 104 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,240 Anyone suitable? 105 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,270 What's it to do with you? 106 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,490 Give me the books. 107 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,730 Why are you being so nosy? 108 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,475 They are too heavy for you. 109 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,830 If there is no suitable suitor. 110 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,996 Let us chat some more. 111 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:13,670 About what? 112 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,550 Let's have a drink somewhere. 113 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,600 Maybe tea. 114 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:20,030 Didn't your friend teach you how to tell fortune? 115 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,120 Tell my fortune. 116 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:24,871 You want to meet my friend? 117 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,870 Is that why you are here? 118 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:27,920 No, it's not. 119 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,680 Let me help you. 120 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:35,309 I said something rude last time when we first met. 121 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,435 You should have slapped me. 122 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,394 So we are even now. 123 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,198 You are smiling. Let's have a drink. 124 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,655 I waited several hours for you. 125 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,436 I'd only been here a hour. 126 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,710 That's because you came the other way. 127 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,310 How many blind dates have you had? 128 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,430 I don't remember. 129 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,480 How many times? 130 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:02,640 Fifty or sixty? 131 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,280 What about you? 132 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,715 Just once with you. 133 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,595 You are too good for blind dates. 134 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,519 Am I good? 135 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,160 Pretty good. 136 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,495 I was just dumped by my fiancé. 137 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,945 We bought a house together and I lost her. 138 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,874 Do you know why? 139 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,240 Why? 140 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,900 She had another man. 141 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,750 I scolded her for stepping onto two boats. 142 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:27,990 She said she was the boat. 143 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,055 Me and the other guy were oars. 144 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,270 She picked the one that rowed better. 145 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,440 We were together for years and I was just an oar? 146 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,876 I was furious so I hit her, 147 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,225 The way you hit me the other day. 148 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,640 It couldn't be the same. 149 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,630 You are much stronger. 150 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,030 You're right. 151 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,470 She fell down right away. 152 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,520 And cried. 153 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,480 I said you should laugh. 154 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:52,950 Good thing you said I was an oar. 155 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,270 If you took me as a knife. 156 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,490 You'd be dead now. 157 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:56,760 Anyway. 158 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,550 It's the most despicable thing. 159 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,110 For a man to hit a woman. 160 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,150 For her. 161 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,349 I must go now. 162 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,350 Why are you walking back? 163 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,630 I don't want coffee. 164 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:06,510 Let's have tea then. 165 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,120 I don't want tea either. 166 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,440 What's wrong? 167 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,705 What did I say that offended you? 168 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,130 Don't smile at me. 169 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,580 Why did you come back to me? 170 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,589 Because you hit me. 171 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,960 You deserve it. 172 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,798 I deserve it 173 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,830 And I owe you money. 174 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,310 I have a date tonight. 175 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:28,520 A blind date? 176 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,558 Let me go with you. 177 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,260 Stop kidding around. 178 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,530 I'm being serious. 179 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:35,590 I'll keep my distance. 180 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,030 I promise I won't disturb you. 181 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:37,990 Let me check the guy out for you 182 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,234 How can that be? 183 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,390 It won't do. 184 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,740 It's safer this way. 185 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,895 Having a male chaperon. 186 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,829 Have some water. 187 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,480 Thank you. 188 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,480 You are welcome. 189 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,629 It's a nice day. 190 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,320 Aren't you hot? 191 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,310 I'm fine. 192 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,713 I'll untie a button. 193 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,235 You can do whatever you like. 194 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:46,875 Aren't you bored with studying everyday? 195 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,640 It's OK. 196 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:55,551 Reserved women like you are rare these days. 197 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,060 A friend once said - 198 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,950 The good thing about me is that I'm conservative. 199 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,535 The bad thing is I am too conservative. 200 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,639 Boyfriend, or girlfriend? 201 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,594 Would I be here if I had a boyfriend? 202 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,420 Of course it's a girlfriend. 203 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,635 Very pretty! 204 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:28,070 She changes boyfriends faster than the weather. 205 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,152 That woman looks so uncouth smoking. 206 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,549 I disagree. 207 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,390 My girlfriend smokes as well. 208 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,325 And she looks quite charming. 209 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,790 She says cigarettes made for women don't smell much. 210 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,515 Men don't feel repulsed when you kiss them after smoking. 211 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,665 What does your friend do? 212 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,190 She's also a graduate student. 213 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,234 Wu Fang? 214 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,580 I am Chen Mingliang. 215 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,150 I thought you looked familiar. 216 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,470 I looked at you from every angle. 217 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,238 I thought it might be you. 218 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,670 You are wearing glasses now. 219 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,540 You didn't use to wear them. 220 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,970 A friend of yours? 221 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,595 My high school classmate. 222 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,750 Classmates since kindergarten. 223 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,150 Then primary school and high school. 224 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,997 Have you forgotten? 225 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,250 Are your teeth whiter than before? 226 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,050 No wonder I couldn't recognize you at once. 227 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,793 I did it for you. 228 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,790 Didn't you see how untrustworthy... 229 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:21,840 That guy was? 230 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,040 Still angry? 231 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,790 Weren't we classmates once? 232 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,335 Who was your classmate? 233 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,468 Let's end it here. 234 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,750 We'll go on our separate ways. 235 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,370 And not see each other till death. 236 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,230 You look so quiet and civil. 237 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,191 But you talk so viciously 238 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,790 Why are you in such a rush? 239 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,840 Rush what? 240 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,110 To marry yourself off? 241 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,160 I want to. 242 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,431 So old fashioned. 243 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,705 What do you mean? 244 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,390 I am just like what my friend says - 245 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:11,110 Fang, the good thing about you is that you are conservative. 246 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,630 And the bad thing is you are too conservative. 247 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,274 Your friend is funny. 248 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,305 What does she do? 249 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,870 Are you interested in her? 250 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,230 I just think what she says is funny. 251 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,385 I don't think so. 252 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,990 She is quite cynical. 253 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,040 Really? 254 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,030 Her mother, whose experience affected her greatly... 255 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,638 Raised her alone. 256 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,915 You'll never guess what her mother did for a living. 257 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,920 What did she do? 258 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:44,713 Anyway, some people look tough in appearance. 259 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,500 But it's a sign of weakness. 260 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,395 What did her mother do? 261 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,600 Nothing. 262 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,153 Don't stop half way. 263 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,465 She was a make-up artist. 264 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,394 Isn't that nice? 265 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,638 Not for the living. 266 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,073 But for the dead. 267 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,312 Sounds interesting. 268 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,998 She lied to her husband when they married. 269 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,785 She said she was a nurse. 270 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,305 Many years later. 271 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,370 After their baby was born. 272 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,996 Her husband learned the truth. 273 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,510 Their story was quite bizarre. 274 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,295 Stranger than film and fiction. 275 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,535 Even the best writer can't dream it up. 276 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,189 I must go now. 277 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,716 Why? 278 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,150 It's just getting interesting. 279 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,695 Don't leave me hanging. 280 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,390 Why don't you pick up the bill. 281 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,557 We'll be even. 282 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,670 Shall we meet tomorrow? 283 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 What for? 284 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,970 Can't we just have a chat? 285 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,715 Pure chit-chat. 286 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,250 I'm busy tomorrow. 287 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,345 I really must go. 288 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,190 Can't you let me go? 289 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,240 All right! 290 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,680 Are you serious? 291 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,832 When have I lied to you? 292 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,320 Excuse me. 293 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,390 Why isn't Lang playing tonight? 294 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,030 I'm sorry sir. 295 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,615 She plays between 8 and 10 every night. 296 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:03,590 Thank you. 297 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:04,640 Not at all. 298 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,150 What do you think? 299 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,269 Shall we try? 300 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,990 Couldn't find you all night. 301 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,145 And here you are. 302 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,920 I did something amazing tonight. 303 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,430 I've never done it before. 304 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,910 Really exciting stuff. 305 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,190 I saw an amazing girl. 306 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,590 Are you listening? 307 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:53,470 I heard you. 308 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,310 A girl. 309 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,998 Really amazing. 310 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,610 What's the matter? 311 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,952 A girl. Go on. 312 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,599 I'll take you out for some fun. 313 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,270 That friend of yours - 314 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,240 What happened after her father learned... 315 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,005 That her mother was a beautician for the dead? 316 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:50,510 Is that what you meant by having something very important... 317 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,510 To talk about with me? 318 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,560 Yes. 319 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,325 Can't you be serious? 320 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,125 How am I not serious? 321 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,970 Is this important? 322 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,440 Of course. 323 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,870 I couldn't eat or sleep for a few days. 324 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,710 But think about your story all the time. 325 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,125 Isn't that important? 326 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,272 I know you're depressed about losing your fiancé 327 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,635 But I don't have time to amuse you everyday. 328 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,275 I think you've got lots of time. 329 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,030 You go on so many blind dates. 330 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,165 You must have plenty of time. 331 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,230 I didn't mean to provoke you. 332 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,989 I meant, instead of going on blind dates with strange men. 333 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,676 Why don't you chat with me and tell me stories. 334 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,410 What do you think? 335 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,530 Let's have dinner together tonight 336 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,710 I have a class tonight 337 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,250 Since you are here 338 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,430 Can't you look happier? 339 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,629 Smile to me 340 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,345 When I was in junior high 341 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,700 I saw her father a few times 342 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,375 His face was of a strange color 343 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,110 Have you ever seen the stalk of a buk-choy? 344 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,160 Yes 345 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,868 White with a green tint, translucent almost. 346 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,434 He had long and messy hair. 347 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,950 And an eccentric voice 348 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,070 Once I was at their house at lunchtime 349 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,640 Her mom put a plate of food on the table. 350 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:33,399 Her dad tapped the plate hard with a chopstick 351 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,990 Asking her if she had put poison in it 352 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,480 I was shocked 353 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,670 Why would she poison the food? 354 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,935 Her mom looked down in silence. 355 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,875 Her dad said 356 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,100 Don't show me that dead face 357 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,800 Marrying you was the worst blow fate had dealt me 358 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,680 You not only smell like the dead 359 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,232 You look dead as well 360 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,269 Her mom whispered that she didn't poison the food 361 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,570 Her dad swept all the dishes onto the floor 362 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,190 Laughing one moment and crying the next 363 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,070 Saying, please put some poison in it! 364 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,420 Kill me with poison! 365 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000 I was so scared 366 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,640 I had never seen anyone like this 367 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,838 On our way to school 368 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,671 My friend told me that her dad was demented 369 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,994 Her mom was very pretty and very gentle 370 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,876 With beautiful hands 371 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,735 I heard about her profession after I had gone to college 372 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,410 I didn't think it mattered 373 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,395 You're in a different position from her dad 374 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:11,268 Some issues are more sensitive between husband and wife 375 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,185 Don't look at me that way 376 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,850 I despise this kind of man 377 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,153 Incompetent and violent to women 378 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,850 He not only beat his wife, 379 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,475 But his own child when he was drunk 380 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,679 Sometimes her sleeves couldn't cover the bruises 381 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,430 You are really skinny. 382 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,870 But your skin is fine. 383 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,710 Why cover yourself up? 384 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,280 Being shy? 385 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,430 You're at it again. 386 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,750 I haven't seen a shy woman for a long while 387 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,510 I have to go 388 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,390 Shall we meet here again tomorrow? 389 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,740 Don't push your luck 390 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,270 If you don't come 391 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,335 I'll go to your school everyday 392 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,780 And wait for you at the gate 393 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,930 And go into your classroom 394 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,228 Why do you go on blind dates? 395 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,550 I want to get married. 396 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,975 Why do you want to get married? 397 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,836 Because like me, you are lonely. 398 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,000 Which is perfect 399 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,025 I can drink tea with you and talk with you 400 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,120 Why are you avoiding me? 401 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,720 The first time I saw you 402 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,070 I knew you were a scoundrel 403 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,829 Actually I'm quite nice 404 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:50,630 Eventually 405 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,695 You'd know what an asshole I am 406 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,325 To tell you the truth 407 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,200 I think I am the man you are looking for 408 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,435 As a matter of fact 409 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,695 I am as good as ten men 410 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,793 Instead of seeing ten other men 411 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,560 You are better off chatting with just me 412 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,160 You really know how to flatter yourself. 413 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,670 Is that self-flattering? 414 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,279 I just want you to know me better 415 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,158 I know you already 416 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,795 Then let me know you better 417 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,240 See you tomorrow 418 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,750 I have classes tomorrow 419 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:38,630 I really must go 420 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,435 The day after tomorrow then 421 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,720 OK 422 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,240 See you then 423 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,485 You can take her away if you like her 424 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,320 Impossible 425 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,675 I don't believe it. 426 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,550 Nor did I in the beginning 427 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,460 I wouldn't have believed it If you told me so 428 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,440 But it's true 429 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,590 What's that guy doing? 430 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,230 You waited too long 431 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,620 You have to be decisive and act fast 432 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,620 You missed your chance today 433 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,850 Is it that simple? 434 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:02,719 In junior high, she was nicknamed Wrinkly. 435 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,620 Our literature teacher once joked... 436 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,797 That her face was too wrinkled for her age. 437 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,015 That's how she got her nickname 438 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,620 So it meant her face 439 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,065 I thought it meant something else 440 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,873 What happened later? 441 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,229 Later, her dad got worse 442 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,225 Beating her mom everyday. 443 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,810 Saying he couldn't stand her hands 444 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,913 And asked her to wear gloves at all times, 445 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,194 Even in her sleep. 446 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,605 There was a long plastic rope 447 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,156 On a wall in their house 448 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,920 On it hanged a few dozen pairs of gloves. 449 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:02,960 Later on 450 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,679 Her dad became dissatisfied with gloves 451 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,840 He said they still emitted the smell of the dead, 452 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,910 He said as soon as he smelled it 453 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,393 He'd want to die 454 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,235 Just let him die. 455 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,120 Are you God? 456 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,595 People die at your command? 457 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,555 What could they do? 458 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,079 Why didn't they get a divorce? 459 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,710 Her mom did ask for a divorce. 460 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,385 But her dad didn't agree. 461 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,919 He said her mom's hands had ruined his life. 462 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,989 He'd divorce her 463 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,315 If she'd cut off her hands. 464 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,660 Have you made this story up? 465 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,540 I seem to have seen it in some movie 466 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,718 What did I say that gave me away? 467 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,600 Nothing 468 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,320 Thank you 469 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,871 I don't think you lied to me 470 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,070 Why? 471 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,669 My ex-girlfriend was the kind of people 472 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,580 Who couldn't open their mouths without lying. 473 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,870 You don't seem to be that type 474 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,190 Don't miss your chance tonight 475 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,105 Rush over as soon as she sits at the piano 476 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,240 Here she is. 477 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,040 Did you hear me? 478 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,925 Actually I'm not that anxious 479 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,685 Are you a man or not? 480 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:06,840 Just you wait 481 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,120 Fang? 482 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,880 What did you say to her? 483 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,832 She is Fang 484 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,239 You must be mistaken. 485 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,900 She is that graduate student 486 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:45,950 Impossible. 487 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,470 All the men here want her. 488 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,055 Why does she need to go on blind dates? 489 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,988 After this piece 490 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,655 You can leave with her. 491 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,160 I told her I'd wait for her at the door. 492 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,170 I didn't know you played the piano so well. 493 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,735 Do you drink green tea? 494 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,750 I want to lose weight. 495 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,850 Besides, tea is especially thirst-quenching 496 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,100 You are thin enough. 497 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,560 Am I? 498 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:08,720 Fang? 499 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,150 You are Fang. Stop pretending. 500 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,385 Want a cigarette? 501 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:19,920 No thanks 502 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,440 I'll have one 503 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,475 OK I'll smoke one 504 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,590 Why don't you admit you are Fang? 505 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,640 Who is Fang? 506 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,360 You. 507 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,985 Do you have a girlfriend? 508 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,600 Not now 509 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,245 How many have you had before? 510 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,079 Three. 511 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,120 Only three? 512 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,575 How did you break up with them? 513 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,710 The one in senior high... 514 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,270 Didn't work out because we went to different universities. 515 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,030 The one in my freshman year... 516 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,510 Broke up after a fight 517 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,425 The last one broke up last month. 518 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,589 For what reason? 519 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,640 I already told you once. 520 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,035 About being an oar. 521 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:26,191 You're funny 522 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,473 Let me tell you, 523 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,795 I've seen hundreds of men. 524 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,433 Whatever your motives, 525 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,825 Don't play games with me. 526 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,205 Who is playing games? 527 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,240 Not me 528 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,590 You look just like her 529 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,135 You even sound like her 530 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,950 Who? Fang and I? 531 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,990 You speak the same way 532 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,040 You are Fang 533 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,725 Don't be so juvenile. 534 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,495 Fang and Lang. They even sound similar. 535 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,115 What a cliché way to pick up a girl 536 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,190 Have you no other name... 537 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,240 Than Lang? 538 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,015 Do you plan to come over to my place... 539 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,919 And verify who I am? 540 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,312 At least 7 or 8 men have had the same idea before you. 541 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:39,198 Your hand is so big. It can wrap mine. 542 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,272 Like a glove? 543 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,559 That's right 544 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,475 Have you heard the story of gloves? 545 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,760 No 546 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,040 No? 547 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,040 A friend of mine told me a story 548 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:02,190 About a girl whose mother was a beautician for the dead 549 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,425 Her husband initially didn't know 550 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,510 When he learned about it later, 551 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,110 He developed psychological problems 552 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,825 And asked her to wear gloves all the time. 553 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,910 You've never heard this story? 554 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:15,995 Is it a true story? 555 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,477 How could it be possible? 556 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,420 Which of the three girlfriends was this girl? 557 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,390 None. 558 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,950 What are you thinking about? 559 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,820 If you don't want to tell me 560 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,200 I'll stop asking 561 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,575 Why are you doing this? 562 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,040 What? 563 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,716 Doing this with men? 564 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,900 Doing what with men? 565 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,597 Drinking and chatting. 566 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,470 What's so bad about drinking and chatting with men? 567 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,755 I didn't mean that. 568 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,010 What did you mean? 569 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,750 You know what I meant. 570 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,869 It's just like playing the piano. 571 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,315 It's my job. 572 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,695 A relaxing way of making money. 573 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,125 What's wrong with it? 574 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,000 It wouldn't be so relaxing if you meet a bad guy. 575 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,919 What is a bad guy? 576 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,250 Aren't these people on the street bad guys? 577 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,590 There aren't any bad guys in this world. 578 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,745 Only businessmen. 579 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,310 You work at night. What do you do during the day? 580 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,510 You work during the day. What do you do at night? 581 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,600 Sleep of course. 582 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,480 You are so cute. 583 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:32,960 I'm off. 584 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,030 Shall I escort you a while longer? 585 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,380 That's not necessary 586 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:44,870 Why aren't you eating? 587 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,160 Eat some more. 588 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:53,605 Do you intellectuals only care about spiritual stuff and not material? 589 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,991 That depends 590 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,670 Why are you looking at me like that? 591 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,073 Have some food. 592 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,159 Women I used to know all loved money. 593 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,580 I think that's fine. 594 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,180 I feel secure when women love money. 595 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,690 I knew you were a smart woman when I first saw you. 596 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,515 Don't you like smart women? 597 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,553 See, you are smart. 598 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,270 There is nothing wrong with that 599 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:32,838 But it's difficult to set standards. 600 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,650 Do you understand? 601 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,245 Eat something. Why aren't you eating? 602 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,752 We can be friends. 603 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,340 Come to me if you need help. 604 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:45,835 I'll do what I can. 605 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,030 If you have financial problems... 606 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,308 You are too kind 607 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,685 How nice it is for men to have money. 608 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,514 I have a friend. She's very pretty. 609 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,316 She says - men can't be too poor. 610 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,010 A poor man is a bitter man 611 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,879 The poorer, the bitterer. 612 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,040 And difficult to be with 613 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,509 She only befriends rich men 614 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,677 Filthy rich men 615 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,870 Who drive Mercedes and BMW 616 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,920 And talks of tens of millions of dollars. 617 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,165 Much richer than you, 618 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,553 But like you, they have standards. 619 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,210 All successful men have standards. 620 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,512 I don't love money that much. 621 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,250 It's like having clothes - 622 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,595 A piece more feels the same as a piece less. 623 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,393 My friend is different 624 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,189 She turns men's heads... 625 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,850 Even in a pair of 20-dollar jeans. 626 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,100 She is so beautiful. 627 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,160 I'm the other way around 628 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,392 Nobody would look at me 629 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,365 Even if I were wearing something worth 20,000. 630 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,600 Hi 631 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,269 Am I late? 632 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,919 No. I'm early 633 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,158 I made green tea for you 634 00:42:58,880 --> 00:42:59,880 Thanks 635 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,790 What's with you lately? 636 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,400 Obsessed with this place 637 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,935 Don't you like it here? 638 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,153 Other cafes are always too dim 639 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,590 With sofas that feel like beds 640 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,150 Even a nice guy like me would have unorthodox thoughts after a while 641 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,633 Let alone you 642 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,485 You are quite pretty. 643 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,795 Are you trying to comfort me? 644 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,154 No. You are the type... 645 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,110 That looks ordinary initially 646 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,935 But becomes prettier with time. 647 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,631 Why can't you be serious? 648 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,625 How can others trust you? 649 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,836 They admire my morality. 650 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:10,880 Have some wine 651 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:33,878 What are you doing? Give them back to me! 652 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,630 I want to see what you look like without your glasses. 653 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:36,990 Give them back to me. 654 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,040 Just one look. 655 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:39,910 Give them to me! 656 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,845 I just want to have one look. 657 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,120 Give them to me! 658 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,080 I think you are prettier without glasses 659 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,956 I am really, really sorry. 660 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,794 I didn't mean badly. 661 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,610 I was just kidding around. 662 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,999 Although we aren't exactly childhood sweethearts 663 00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,550 We are still friends in a way, aren't we? 664 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,114 We've had a few cups of tea together 665 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,360 And a few cups of coffee 666 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,231 You can tell I'm a nice guy 667 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,791 I am honest and kind hearted 668 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,033 Anyway I am sorry 669 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:57,196 If you like 670 00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,030 As long as it can ease off your anger 671 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,095 You can do whatever you want to 672 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,075 As long as you can stop being angry 673 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,890 Just do whatever suits you 674 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,390 Can you really keep a promise? 675 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,440 Yes 676 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,316 OK, our friendship ends here. 677 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,870 You walk on your wide road 678 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,150 And I'll cross my single-plank bridge, 679 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,111 As if we'd never met 680 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,555 OK, on one condition. 681 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,550 What? 682 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,030 You take the wide road 683 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,390 And let me cross the single-plank bridge 684 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:49,510 I can't let a bespectacled female graduate student take the single-plank bridge 685 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,560 I'll take it. 686 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,630 Why are you such a butthead? 687 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,500 Yes I can be quite shameless 688 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,820 Sometimes you're too much to handle. 689 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,175 That depends on whom you compare me with 690 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,750 With that father of your mysterious friend as the bottom line, 691 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,633 There are no unbearable men in this world. 692 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,430 Why compare yourself to him? 693 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,690 He's been dead more than 10 years. 694 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,315 How did he die? 695 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:23,669 Murdered 696 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,120 By whom? 697 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,015 Who exorcised this devil for the world? 698 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,673 You have no compassion. 699 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,070 I have compassion. It depends for whom. 700 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,870 Tell me what happened exactly? 701 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,090 There is no answer 702 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,615 It stirred up such a sensation. 703 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,317 Wife killing husband. 704 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,650 Everybody talked about it. 705 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,918 This type of story always gets distorted. 706 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:56,319 Some said her mom stabbed her dad 30 times with a sharp knife 707 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,150 Some said she chopped him with an ax. 708 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:07,305 Some even claimed that her mom slit her dad's throat in his sleep, 709 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:11,149 Spilling blood all over the wall. 710 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,878 Actually when it happened 711 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,718 My friend was there 712 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,735 And saw the whole thing 713 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:27,876 She said she had a premonition that morning. 714 00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,080 She was really scared. 715 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,633 After her father died 716 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,775 She became famous in her school 717 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,880 People gossiped about her behind her back 718 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:46,073 A long time later 719 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,485 When talking about it 720 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,950 She said she killed her father 721 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:57,232 How old was she? 722 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:00,955 Fourteen or fifteen 723 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,440 Why? 724 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,160 Nothing 725 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,305 She didn't have to die for murder 726 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:11,875 She was under the legal age 727 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,235 Before she told me about it 728 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:22,185 Her mother was sent to jail for unintentional manslaughter 729 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,760 Why? 730 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,516 Her mother admitted in court that she had killed him 731 00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:31,710 Was there any evidence? 732 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,970 Does confession count as evidence? 733 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,540 Her father was killed in the kitchen 734 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,355 Her mom was cooking in the kitchen. 735 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,825 Her dad was drunk 736 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,805 And attempted to rape her mom 737 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,398 Her mom resisted. 738 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,045 Her dad became angry. 739 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,236 He knocked her mom's head on the wok. 740 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:03,070 You know that kind of thick, cast-iron wok 741 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:10,320 He knocked so hard that her head broke. 742 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,437 Blood ran all over her face. 743 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,825 My friend was frightened. 744 00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:21,360 She went over in tears and pulled her dad's legs. 745 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,715 But she was too weak for him 746 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,634 He kicked her in the head. 747 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,575 She fell down and couldn't move 748 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,380 Her mom was enraged. 749 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,205 She picked up the wok and threw it at her dad, 750 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,610 Knocking him over. 751 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:42,389 It wasn't fatal. 752 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:44,999 But when her dad fell 753 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,478 He bumped onto a potato peeler. 754 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,030 It slit an artery on his neck. 755 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,312 That's how her dad died 756 00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,120 What? 757 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,430 I'm telling you a story. 758 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,170 You've taken it seriously? 759 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,620 What happened later? 760 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,718 I told you it's a story. 761 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:08,720 What later? 762 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,075 All stories have an ending. 763 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:19,431 Her mom was sentenced to 20 years 764 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,575 For unintentional manslaughter. 765 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:23,910 Eat together? 766 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,560 The story is finished. Stop following me. 767 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:28,540 Have dinner with me? 768 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:30,935 I have a class tonight. 769 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000 You are lying. 770 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,950 Learned how to identify truth from fake from your girlfriend? 771 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,145 Let me follow you to your school. 772 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,470 If you really have classes 773 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,190 I promise I won't harass you again 774 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:45,190 Can't you stop being such a butthead? 775 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,540 I swear I am serious 776 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,065 OK. I'll tell you 777 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,620 I don't have classes tonight 778 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:54,985 I guessed as much 779 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,660 But I do have a date 780 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,509 A blind one? 781 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,275 Can you not go? 782 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,232 I'm almost late 783 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,065 I really must go. Bye-bye 784 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,280 Wait 785 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:15,790 What do you think of me? 786 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:16,830 What do you mean? 787 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:17,880 How about me? 788 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,155 Would you like to be my girlfriend? 789 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:24,550 Can't you be serious? 790 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:25,430 I am serious 791 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:26,830 You are never serious 792 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:27,880 Right now I am 793 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,635 I'll seriously answer you: No 794 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:32,600 Why not? 795 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,833 What about you? 796 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,990 Why do you want me as your girlfriend? 797 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,030 I can't articulate it 798 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,705 But I know it in my heart 799 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,420 How should I put it? 800 00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,438 Like, the way you talk 801 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,113 Especially when you are angry 802 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,140 What kind of reason is that? 803 00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,390 Yes I often go on blind dates 804 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:00,480 I enjoy doing it 805 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,590 I know I'm ugly and men don't like me. 806 00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:05,270 But I'd rather be rejected by other men 807 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:06,790 Than accepting your offer 808 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,830 What do you take me for? An aid recipient? 809 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,030 I don't regard you as an aid recipient 810 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,150 I don't want to talk to you 811 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,200 Don't follow me 812 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,585 Why don't you want to talk to me? 813 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,273 What the hell! 814 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:53,680 Are you nuts? 815 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:55,793 I want to talk to you 816 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,885 My girlfriend is here 817 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,410 Come back tomorrow 818 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,520 Let me put down the beer 819 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,390 It's heavy 820 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:04,634 Come tomorrow 821 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:08,280 I'll sit here 822 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,215 I promise I won't look that way 823 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,670 I need to talk to you 824 00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:15,475 Otherwise I'm too depressed 825 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,000 Are you crazy? 826 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:20,880 Get out! 827 00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,775 Or I'll call the police 828 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,380 Go ahead and call the police 829 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,225 I'll talk to them 830 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,190 And stop bothering you 831 00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:42,829 You didn't drink 832 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,505 Why are you acting drunk? 833 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,515 Why don't you go downstairs 834 00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,970 I'll follow you down later 835 00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,165 What's wrong with saying a few words? 836 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,393 I won't look your way 837 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,780 You can do whatever you like 838 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,845 Just regard me as a blind man 839 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,074 What's wrong? Bad mood? 840 00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:44,120 I seem to understand women less and less. 841 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,112 Girlfriend of many years 842 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,237 Became someone else's wife 843 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,665 Just when we were about to marry. 844 00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,625 There used to be many bitter women before. 845 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,758 Now there are more and more bitter men. 846 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,145 I'm not bitter but full of hatred 847 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,439 I don't hate her 848 00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:07,960 I hate myself 849 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,510 She had an affair right in front of me 850 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,472 And I didn't detect it at all 851 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,545 Aren't I the stupidest idiot in the world? 852 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,850 You are not stupid 853 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,045 You just trusted her too much 854 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,236 All my friends 855 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,028 Including myself 856 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,793 Think I am a complete idiot 857 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,000 People think I am a hooker 858 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,050 We don't live our lives for others 859 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:48,872 In reality, I'm playing the role of a psychotherapist 860 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,395 You are the prettiest therapist in the world 861 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,375 I thought you were nice 862 00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:01,255 But you are quite slick-tongued 863 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:04,565 I'm telling the truth 864 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:12,790 Did I tell you that my ex-girlfriend was a pianist? 865 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:14,560 Really? 866 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,790 We went to the same university 867 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,308 She was studying music 868 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:24,956 She played the piano at bars in her spare time 869 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:27,640 She made a lot of money. 870 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,830 We bought a house together 871 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,050 Had it all done up 872 00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:34,070 We even had our wedding photos taken. 873 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,940 And she married someone else 874 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,830 Maybe you two weren't meant for each other. 875 00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,074 That's for sure 876 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:47,639 Maybe when we leave this bar later 877 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:52,275 You'll meet the girl of your dreams at the door 878 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,745 You say I'm slick-tongued 879 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,034 I think you are 880 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,475 I'm not being slick-tongued 881 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,980 I'm just being professional. 882 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,045 You pay for me to talk to you 883 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,396 And I must make you feel good. 884 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,555 You are so nice 885 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:13,795 Why don't you take me home? 886 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,160 Now the truth comes out. 887 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,158 I didn't mean that 888 00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,830 I don't want to do anything to you 889 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,700 I just don't like going home 890 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,396 It makes me depressed 891 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,515 Reminding me of many unhappy events 892 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:33,700 The way you describe your girlfriend 893 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:34,800 Makes me jealous 894 00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:36,640 Is she pretty? 895 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:38,740 Not as pretty as you 896 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,225 Her name is Fang? 897 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000 No. 898 00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,805 Fang is someone else. 899 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:45,780 Your new girlfriend? 900 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:47,760 She is not my girlfriend 901 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,300 She is just a friend 902 00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:50,950 What are you complaining about... 903 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,910 Now that you've got a new girlfriend? 904 00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,170 I've said she is not my girlfriend 905 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,395 She rejected me 906 00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,070 She is avoiding me now 907 00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:03,670 Her mobile is always off 908 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,069 No wonder. 909 00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,874 Why don't you bring her to see me? 910 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:24,660 Sorry, the subscriber you have dialed is powered off. 911 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:30,860 Sorry, the subscriber you have dialed is powered off. 912 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,420 Sorry, the subscriber you have dialed is powered off. 913 00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:57,645 I want to talk to you about something 914 00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,205 Will you swap houses with me? 915 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:01,870 No way! 916 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,590 You don't want to exchange your dump for my 3-bedroom apartment? 917 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:05,745 I hate going home 918 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:06,790 Do you understand? 919 01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,335 I'll keep harassing you 920 01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:11,190 So what some bitch dumped you? 921 01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,060 Must you hang yourself on that tree? 922 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,185 None of the trees will let me hang myself on them. 923 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,255 Do you want the pianist or the graduate student? 924 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,870 I'm not giving you a hard time 925 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,399 Listen to me 926 01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,393 Stop fancying Lang 927 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:33,316 She's the forest type 928 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,510 Who appears to be full of roads 929 01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:36,670 But after going around a while 930 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,930 You find yourself in the same spot 931 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:40,990 Apart from delusions and traps 932 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,665 There are no roads at all 933 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,080 How do you know? 934 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,952 Don't forget I went around the forest before you 935 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,310 Is there another type of women 936 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,950 Who appears to have no roads 937 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,820 But is in fact full of them? 938 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,000 Yes 939 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,670 They are called the Rome type 940 01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,215 All roads lead to Rome. 941 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,837 Try to concentrate on that graduate student 942 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,229 An ugly wife is priceless. 943 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,752 As the old saying goes 944 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,560 She's not ugly. 945 01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:16,095 She becomes prettier with time. 946 01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,125 Then what are you doing here? 947 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:20,450 You asked me over. 948 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,395 Don't come to me any more 949 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:24,630 Why not? 950 01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:25,850 It's not necessary 951 01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:29,552 If you are lonely 952 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,735 Find yourself a nice girlfriend 953 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,140 Who said I'm lonely? 954 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:37,475 I have a girlfriend 955 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:39,120 Really? 956 01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:42,410 It's that graduate student I told you about 957 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,037 The story I told you 958 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,438 Happened to her friend's parents 959 01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,160 She tells fortune with tealeaves 960 01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,474 She is full of surprises 961 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:04,840 Do you think I like her? 962 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:07,990 Judging by the way you act 963 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:09,925 I can tell you like her a lot 964 01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,200 I don't deny it 965 01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:14,045 You two are different 966 01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:15,360 How so? 967 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:17,610 She is the type... 968 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,956 That makes one feel close to 969 01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:23,639 You are the type that 970 01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,713 Knocks one over 971 01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,316 Yes you knock men over 972 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,265 Do you think you are like a pill? 973 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:34,510 Or a 974 01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:35,560 Baseball bat? 975 01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:40,630 Do you have a boyfriend? 976 01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:41,680 Several hundred 977 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,671 I mean... 978 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,040 Don't be silly. 979 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,676 No boyfriend? Oh well... 980 01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:54,560 Dream on! 981 01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:00,740 Then you do have a boyfriend 982 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:02,715 Let's just say I do 983 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,037 Actually my dad was also a loser 984 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,000 He wrote a play when he was young 985 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,030 During the Cultural Revolution 986 01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:17,275 And became famous overnight 987 01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,250 A young and amorous talent 988 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,596 He had a lot of fans 989 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:25,005 Although not as crazy as today's fans 990 01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:27,399 My mom was very pretty 991 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,795 Dad picked her amongst several hundred girls 992 01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,029 All his life 993 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:35,965 He only wrote that one script 994 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:39,095 And was glamorous for only a few months 995 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,750 Marrying him didn't bring my mother... 996 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,392 Any happiness 997 01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:45,480 But lots of pain 998 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,953 She says to me 999 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,120 She's a walnut 1000 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,790 Before marrying she was juicy 1001 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:54,840 And lovely 1002 01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:59,433 Marriage turned her into a tough nut 1003 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,674 Dark and jabbing 1004 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:07,279 Later, when the shell was cracked 1005 01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:09,710 And the kernel exposed 1006 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:11,990 Her life became better 1007 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,193 You are the walnut kernel 1008 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:25,800 That's right 1009 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,870 What does your mom do? 1010 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,112 She runs a glove factory. 1011 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:40,760 Gloves factory. 1012 01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:44,038 Gloves again! 1013 01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:16,789 Hello? Hello? 1014 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:17,910 It's you! 1015 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:21,635 This is Chen. This is Chen. 1016 01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:23,394 I know 1017 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:25,160 I can tell 1018 01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:28,513 I was really worried these days 1019 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:30,740 Where have you been? 1020 01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,325 Why is your phone always off? 1021 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,470 Why don't you answer my calls? 1022 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:41,428 Conference? What conference? 1023 01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:47,879 Can't I call you without any reason? 1024 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,318 OK. OK. 1025 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:54,440 You are tired 1026 01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:55,709 Rest for now 1027 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,030 I'm happy to know your phone is on 1028 01:05:58,080 --> 01:05:59,308 And I can find you 1029 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,152 OK. All right 1030 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:02,910 I'll call you tomorrow 1031 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:04,040 OK? 1032 01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:05,794 See you tomorrow 1033 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:07,473 OK. Good-bye 1034 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,495 Can you help me analyze myself? 1035 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,998 Why do I always think of you? 1036 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,154 Stop it 1037 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,680 What? 1038 01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,393 Stop making fun of me 1039 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:39,268 How am I making fun of you? 1040 01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,190 Do you know what's missing in you? 1041 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,240 What? 1042 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,673 Femininity 1043 01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:53,516 A really feminine woman 1044 01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,800 Would have been flattered by what I said 1045 01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:58,673 But you are so stiff 1046 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:00,795 Stiff? 1047 01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,255 You think I'm a corpse? 1048 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,695 Would I regard you as a corpse? 1049 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,194 You've studied too much 1050 01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:15,310 Without thorough comprehension 1051 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,433 Where you should be sensitive, you're not; 1052 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,870 And where you shouldn't be, you're too sensitive 1053 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,025 What's it to you? 1054 01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,078 I care about you 1055 01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,470 I'm worried you might be conned 1056 01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:34,705 I went on a date during the conference in Hangzhou 1057 01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:39,233 With a post-doc, a critic. 1058 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:41,960 Fie! 1059 01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:43,240 What? 1060 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,791 A blind date in Hangzhou? 1061 01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,080 What's wrong? 1062 01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:51,390 Can you stop embarrassing yourself? 1063 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,430 You go on one blind date after another 1064 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,430 And get despised over and over 1065 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,550 If it doesn't hurt your self-respect 1066 01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:59,033 It hurts mine 1067 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,015 Can't you change your strategy? 1068 01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:04,960 Don't you know 1069 01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:08,910 There is a rainbow in front of you 1070 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,560 And you needn't run through thunderstorms 1071 01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:14,595 You really like me? 1072 01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:22,589 It sounds corny 1073 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:28,236 But when you were away, I really missed you 1074 01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:33,953 Other men despise me 1075 01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:36,229 Why not you? 1076 01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:37,475 I'm not other men 1077 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,514 I can see what others can't see 1078 01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:45,450 Stop going on blind dates. 1079 01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:47,950 It's so chaotic out there 1080 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,470 What if you meet some bad guys? 1081 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:51,730 You're not as tough as other women 1082 01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,592 You look like a bad guy 1083 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,630 How do you know I'm not tough? 1084 01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:58,830 Judging by what you just said 1085 01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:00,199 Don't you know 1086 01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:02,975 Tough women don't talk like you 1087 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,751 The tougher they are, the softer they speak. 1088 01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:10,110 I didn't know you were so experienced in this respect 1089 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:11,395 It's not experience 1090 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:14,476 It's perception. 1091 01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:19,473 How is your friend's mom doing in prison? 1092 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:24,476 She was released two years ago 1093 01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:26,435 Oh yeah? 1094 01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:29,490 But she went back in after a while 1095 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,040 Why? 1096 01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:33,796 I'm not quite sure 1097 01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,153 Where did she go back? 1098 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:37,440 Back in jail? 1099 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:39,080 I think so 1100 01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:43,193 Why? Because she likes it so much? 1101 01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:46,890 She couldn't get used to the outside world. 1102 01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:51,105 Will you let me meet your friend? 1103 01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:53,794 I won't 1104 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,080 Why not? 1105 01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,135 I'm afraid you'll fall in love with her 1106 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:11,999 Can you not turn your mobile off? 1107 01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:16,229 Just a moment 1108 01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:18,200 Nothing much 1109 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,535 Don't hang up. I'm not finished 1110 01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:24,390 Shall we have dinner together tonight? 1111 01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:25,935 With some of my friends 1112 01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:29,860 Can't you make an exception? 1113 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,370 I've already promised them 1114 01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:35,830 Just do me a favor 1115 01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:36,880 Come over 1116 01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:41,190 I'm begging you please 1117 01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:44,716 Just pretend I'm a strange man 1118 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:46,245 And it's a blind date 1119 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:51,274 Hello? I can't hear you 1120 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,435 I can't hear her 1121 01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:12,595 Sorry, the subscriber you have dialed is powered off. 1122 01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:39,110 Hi! 1123 01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:40,230 What do you want? 1124 01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:40,950 You know 1125 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,235 Where are we going? 1126 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:44,390 I'm having dinner with some friends 1127 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:45,510 But I can't find my girlfriend 1128 01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:46,470 Why don't you come in her place 1129 01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:48,535 Where is that graduate student? 1130 01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:50,270 If I could find her, I wouldn't... 1131 01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:53,375 No, I wouldn't take her even if I could find her 1132 01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,960 I'm begging you to do me a favor 1133 01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:57,870 I don't look like a graduate student 1134 01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:59,590 You do, except for this dress 1135 01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,330 I don't have anything else 1136 01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:05,513 Let's go and buy you something 1137 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:06,870 OK 1138 01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:09,000 Which way? This way or this way? 1139 01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:10,240 This way 1140 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:11,320 Let's go 1141 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,831 Gosh! Is it true? 1142 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:26,033 On the beach, whack! Head split open 1143 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:30,710 What's the time? 1144 01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:31,795 This is Fang 1145 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,388 Hello! Impossible! 1146 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:37,388 Come and have a seat 1147 01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,050 Fang has a master's degree 1148 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,910 Beautiful and talented 1149 01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:46,796 Are you envious or jealous? 1150 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:49,991 Look at my boyfriend 1151 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:51,748 He's salivating 1152 01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,190 What are you talking about? 1153 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:56,605 I'm telling the truth 1154 01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:58,320 Forgive him 1155 01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:00,785 He's been a loser since childhood 1156 01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:02,475 Let's drink a toast 1157 01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:05,020 For Chen and his charming girlfriend 1158 01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:06,548 Bottoms up, Jun 1159 01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:08,150 When did you learn to use such superlatives? 1160 01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,430 When I see a beauty 1161 01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:13,750 Every man becomes eloquent in the presence of a beauty 1162 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:14,800 What beauty? 1163 01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:15,670 She's just ordinary 1164 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:16,910 Only number 3 in the country 1165 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,325 You are so ungrateful 1166 01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:21,830 You are quite talkative tonight 1167 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:22,880 So are you 1168 01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:24,959 Oh so I'm wrong 1169 01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:26,740 I'm sorry my darling 1170 01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:30,798 You can tell fortune with tealeaves, right? 1171 01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:32,430 Would you like to show them how? 1172 01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:34,300 Who says I can tell fortune? 1173 01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,510 I can only tell something about love 1174 01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,437 That's great! 1175 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:40,510 How do you do it? 1176 01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:41,560 How? 1177 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,820 Don't mess up your tealeaves 1178 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:46,390 By just looking at the leaves in your teacup 1179 01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:47,870 She can tell your fate 1180 01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,518 I'm first. Lady first. 1181 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:53,155 Gosh you're anxious 1182 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:55,470 You really want to know? 1183 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:56,520 Yes 1184 01:13:58,080 --> 01:13:59,080 Are you paying? 1185 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:00,560 Anything 1186 01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:11,389 You are a smart woman 1187 01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,233 Quite manipulative 1188 01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:17,760 TRUE 1189 01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:20,380 You know how to play cards with men. 1190 01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:26,514 And have them do what you want them to do. 1191 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:36,716 But you are too anxious and impatient. 1192 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:40,317 You can conquer men quickly 1193 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:43,045 But in turn show your flaws too soon. 1194 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:47,036 In fact, you look tough but are actually quite weak. 1195 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:50,475 You trick men into loving you. 1196 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:53,880 But eventually they'd come to resent you. 1197 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,250 Normal men don't like you. 1198 01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:02,839 They'd try to get rid of you quickly. 1199 01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:06,870 In general, it should be said. 1200 01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:12,150 That you can make men fall in love with you at first sight. 1201 01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:13,633 That's true. 1202 01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:16,755 But you can't keep a long-term relationship. 1203 01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:20,900 It's hard for you to obtain everlasting love. 1204 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:23,390 Sounds like I should marry myself off soon. 1205 01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:24,440 Yes, yes 1206 01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:27,120 It's useless. It won't change your fate. 1207 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:28,600 What is fate? 1208 01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:30,245 These dumb tealeaves? 1209 01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:34,440 Sometimes, fate is just a few tealeaves. 1210 01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:37,034 Why did you pinch me? 1211 01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:40,320 I didn't. 1212 01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:42,845 Didn't you ask me to do this? 1213 01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:44,480 Right. 1214 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,035 I was just kidding. 1215 01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:49,040 Don't take it seriously. 1216 01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:50,640 I won't. 1217 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:52,510 That's great. 1218 01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:54,185 Let me toast to everyone. 1219 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,315 It was just a joke. 1220 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:00,840 But she is good. 1221 01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:03,055 Chen, have another one. 1222 01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:04,634 Stop drinking. 1223 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:06,905 Come, bottoms up. 1224 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:08,754 I've hit my limit. 1225 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:10,160 Yes or no? 1226 01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,880 Yes or no? 1227 01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:16,220 All right, last one. 1228 01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:17,670 There is no wine left. 1229 01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:18,910 Waitress, open another bottle. 1230 01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:19,630 Are you nuts? 1231 01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:20,590 You are nuts! 1232 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,460 Didn't we come out to drink? 1233 01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:23,510 Don't overdo it. 1234 01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:24,795 Who's overdoing it? 1235 01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:26,280 Open them all. 1236 01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:28,805 I'll pay if he won't. 1237 01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:30,070 Please stop this nonsense. 1238 01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:31,420 I'll drink with you. 1239 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,675 But I won't drink with you. 1240 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,909 I just want to drink with Chen. 1241 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:41,915 Come, Chen, cheers. 1242 01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:45,120 I can't. 1243 01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:46,990 Another one. 1244 01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:50,032 I'm about to throw up. 1245 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:52,210 Are you up for it? 1246 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,800 You are not a man if you don't drink it. 1247 01:16:58,520 --> 01:16:59,919 OK I'm not a man. 1248 01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:04,156 So, after all. 1249 01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,330 You are not a man. 1250 01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:10,037 Since you are not a man. 1251 01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:11,760 I will drink up for you. 1252 01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:16,190 Stop drinking. 1253 01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:17,240 Fill it up. 1254 01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:22,140 Why must you mess it all up? 1255 01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:23,270 Don't yell at me! 1256 01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:25,190 I hate it when a man yells at me. 1257 01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:26,150 Stop it! 1258 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:27,230 I'll stop yelling. 1259 01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:28,110 And you'll sit here quietly. 1260 01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:29,395 How am I not quiet? 1261 01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:31,070 Why am I drinking like this? 1262 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:32,485 Isn't it all for you? 1263 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:34,770 I know you like Chen's girlfriend! 1264 01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:36,680 I'll help you. 1265 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:39,930 I'll get Chen drunk so you'll get a chance. 1266 01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:06,040 Jun! 1267 01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:09,050 I hate it when a man hits a woman. 1268 01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:17,390 Why did you hit my boyfriend? 1269 01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:18,440 I'll kill you! 1270 01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:41,550 Hi. 1271 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:42,430 May we have a room? 1272 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:43,650 What type of room? 1273 01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:52,655 Can you help me analyze myself? 1274 01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:56,192 Why do I always think of you? 1275 01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:58,309 Stop it! 1276 01:18:58,680 --> 01:18:59,680 What? 1277 01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:01,870 Stop making fun of me. 1278 01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:08,560 How am I making fun of you? 1279 01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:12,310 Do you know what's missing in you? 1280 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:13,360 What? 1281 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:17,838 Femininity. 1282 01:19:19,440 --> 01:19:22,750 A really feminine woman. 1283 01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,680 Would have been flattered by what I said. 1284 01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:30,790 But when you were away, I really missed you. 1285 01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:32,925 Other men despise me. 1286 01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:34,680 Why not you? 1287 01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:37,708 I'm not other men. 1288 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:41,600 You've studied too much 1289 01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:44,230 Without thorough comprehension 1290 01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:47,593 Where you should be sensitive, you're not; 1291 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:50,790 And where you shouldn't be, you're too sensitive 1292 01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:54,285 I didn't know you were so experienced in this respect. 1293 01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:55,990 You go on one blind date after another. 1294 01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:58,055 And get despised over and over. 1295 01:19:58,160 --> 01:19:59,670 If it doesn't hurt your self-respect. 1296 01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:01,392 It hurts mine! 1297 01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:05,455 Can't you change your strategy? 1298 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:07,800 Don't you know? 1299 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:11,270 There is a rainbow in front of you. 1300 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:13,985 And you needn't run through thunderstorms. 1301 01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:17,038 You really like me?