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Introducing... Come on, get on in on me.
I've never seen anything like

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it.

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You're on a hidden... You are on a
hidden camera magic TV show. Hey,

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day! We're sending people in to actually
be casting directors, and I'm going to

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audition for them.

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I'm so nervous. You are on a hidden
camera magic TV show.

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Hey, how are you? I'm good.

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Darren? Yeah, Darren Berger. Perfect.

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Yep, excellent. All right, great.

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If you can just grab a mail.

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A mail? Oh, a mail. Yes, correct.

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Any of them?

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Yeah, it doesn't matter.

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Oh, you know, I'm so bad. Would you just
grab one for me? I don't even want to

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know what it's going to be.

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It'll probably be better if I ran them.

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Everybody's reading cold like this?
Yeah.

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Okay, okay. What is it?

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Oh, he's a Tony the Chef.

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Oh, okay, Chef.

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All right. Hold on one sec.

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All righty. Okay? Yep. All right, great.

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I'm going to actually take off my
glasses. I think I probably look more

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-like without the glasses.

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There's something I call food logic.

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If a guy orders lasagna on a Friday,
he's got no date lined up that weekend.

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He's fine packing it on.

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But if he gets the soup and half chicken
special, he's hooked up. He wants to

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fit into that shirt, and he had dry
clean last April that's been sitting in

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closet getting lonely.

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All righty. Perfect. Thank you very
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in the next person. Sure. Okay. Thank
you. Thank you very much. Appreciate it.

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Yeah.

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You know what? Could you just take one
for me at random? I don't even want to.

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I'll be better off just reading cold
without knowing what the roll is going

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be.

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All right, great.

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And then take, if you need a second,
that's fine. Okay. Yeah, I'll probably

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this better without my glasses on.

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Okay, Officer Bill.

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Whoops, dropped that. Sorry about that.
No worries. You're fine.

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Uh, someone officer.

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You shouldn't be doing that, Jimmy.

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Gambling in an alleyway?

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What would your folks say?

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You may find this hard to believe,
Jimmy, but I used to be just like you.

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And who knows?

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Maybe someday you'll walk a beat like
mine.

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Would that be so bad?

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Thank you so much, Darren.

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And just a couple follow -up questions.
How tall are you?

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How tall am I? I am 6 '1". 6 '1".

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And also, would you be able to come back
for the dance audition at 3 p .m.? I

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don't really consider myself much of a
dancer.

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I could try.

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Okay. All right. Thank you. Okay.

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All right.

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That's it?

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Yep, that's it. Okay, thank you. Thank
you. Have a great day. You too.

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I heard it's a holiday show, so I
brought Silent Night.

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Okay, perfect. I'm usually more of like
kind of like rock stuff, but like, you

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know, I can. Are you ready? Yep.

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Silent night, holy night,

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all is calm.

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Sorry.

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I got distracted because I heard the
dog.

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Is that okay? I would never do that
during a show.

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Yeah, what was that?

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That was super bizarre.

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No, I think they have like a kennel over
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I'm really sorry.

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No, no, no, no, not at all. I was
wondering what was happening myself. No,

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please, please, begin again.

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But again, if that had been a
performance, I'd just keep on going.

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Understood. Okay. Thank you.

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Holy infant so tender and mild.

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Sleep in heavenly

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peace.

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Sleep in heavenly peace.

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Rock on, man. That was cool.

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That was really cool.

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You know, that's a thing.

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Rock on.

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Wow.

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That blew me away.

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Did it really break? It really broke.

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No. Wow.

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Is that... I'm taking a picture of that.

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I'm taking a picture of that. You
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Oh, my gosh. I've never seen that
happen. I have never seen that happen.

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He should have... I should have let him
take a picture of that.

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I mean,

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it's a little weird, but... Hey, how's
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Good, how are you? Good, good.

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You have an 8x10?

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Yes, I do.

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It's a little older than I look now,
but...

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That'll do, that'll do. This is pretty
perfect skin, though.

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I will say, I was like, ooh, I like the
skin.

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That's real nice. Maybe a little
airbrush.

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Well, we don't judge.

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And then, so go ahead and pick any of
the scenes here. Okay. Just the first,

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read the first page of them, and then...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bud.

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Jesus.

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No,

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no, no, it's okay, it's okay. I just,
maybe, oh, you know what?

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Maybe you, uh...

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Mr. Juergens, you got another 8x10,
maybe? I was just looking. I think I

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have one in my car.

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Is that not good?

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Well... Honestly, I have one in my car
that might look more like me now.

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I'm just right outside, so... Um... I
was going to say... Yeah,

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go ahead and get it. All right, so I'll
just grab a new one out of the car,

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yeah? Okay.

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Okay. Yeah, it's more recent anyway. I
look more like me. Like my real self.

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What?

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I'm so confused. Wait.

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Hey, I actually don't have...

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one with me. You are good. Yeah. They
printed it using the Carbonaro effect.

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Okay. Yeah. Do you know what that is?
The Carbonaro effect?

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No. Oh, it's like it's the name of a
hidden camera magic TV show.

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Okay. That you're actually on.

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She's doing something weird.

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Okay.

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Great. Cool.

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I thought this was okay.

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I was like, what the f*** is going on
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What the f*** is going on here? I know
I'm not that f*** crazy.

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I know I'm not.

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What is this going on? What's your name?

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TJ. TJ, I'm Michael Carbonaro. Nice to
meet you.

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And that's my buddy Derek, who's a
magician also.

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Got it.

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Okay, great.

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Because when you turned around, I was
like, what the f*** is going on? Because

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he definitely does look like the
hairstyle, but I don't know if that was

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look we were going for.

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But again, you f***. I just like to roll
with the punches. Yeah, you're doing

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great, man. Yeah. TJ, you're awesome.
That was so fast.

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That was great.

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We're working at an office supply store
today.

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Very excited.

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Okay, fine. I stole some pens.

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All right, so electric stapler here.

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Right. Oh, and you have got to come back
tomorrow.

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Why? Because there's a promotion
tomorrow, and they're going to be giving

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the new automated sticky pad unit.

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Oh, cool.

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These are... Why? How are they
automated?

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Oh, each one has like a little bit of...
Here, I'll show you.

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You pull them out of this machine. It's
got an electric chip on it. That's just

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ink, but it's like magnetic ink. Cool.
And you have to program your voice into

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this machine so it like knows your
voice.

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Oh, my God, that's so funny. Right? And
then it charges it while it's in here.

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And then you can just, instead of, like,
having to stick it to stuff, you just

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tell it where to go.

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Oh, my God. Like, so you don't have to,
like, walk across the room. Like, see

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this tank right here? Watch this.

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Helium tank.

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah. That's crazy.

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It'll stick right to it.

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You could do that to something else?

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Yeah, once it knows your voice.

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Make it go to something else. Okay. They
have really good distance, too. I'll

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show you.

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What's your name?

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Dana. Dana? D -A -N -A? 2 -N. Dana.

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D -A -N -A. Okay.

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D -A -N -A.

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Like, let's say, because I'm, like,
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I don't use a lot of social media and
stuff, so I, like, always forget

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birthdays. So, like, I use this to just
remember birthdays.

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What's your birthday?

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May 8th. May 8th? Watch.

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May 8th.

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Look at that.

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What? Did it get it? Yeah.

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Insane. Isn't that wild?

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That's crazy.

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Yeah.

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It's going the far distance now. We just
put the calendar back to see how far it

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could go. Yeah, sure.

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Do that again. That is crazy.

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Yeah.

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I don't understand even how that does
that.

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I'll show you.

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That's insane.

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I know. I dropped it. That's all.

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Silly me. Oh, my God.

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Oh, I said me.

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It heard me say me.

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That's insane.

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Yeah.

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I feel like I'm in another alternate
universe.

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Let me see if I have a new one.

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I can't believe it just did that. That's
hilarious.

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I wish I videotaped that.

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Yeah, we should have this on some kind
of TV show or something.

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That's hilarious.

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Yeah.

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Hang in for one second. Let me go see if
we have a unit that we could actually,

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because we're doing it tomorrow, but
maybe I can get you one today. You

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do that tomorrow again, what you just
did. Okay.

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Andy, I said myself, and it actually
went to me.

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This is the most craziest thing I've
ever seen.

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Just this then?

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Just that.

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Okay.

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you know what else is good too i use
these these um oh like a little eye oh

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is this it adjusts font size um i'll
show you what yeah i'll show you what uh

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you do with it like uh you know how most
books when they print them now i got

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this in the library they're like the
text is so tiny right yeah really hard

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see like what does this come in well you
you can use that i use i use this one

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like you'll take this little thing
because it's sticky on the back and you

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it to the back of the book. Okay.

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And what you do is you just, right?
Okay. See how it's so small? You just

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the font size up a little bit, and then
see how it's a little bit bigger. No,

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what the hell is that?

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Well, because most books now are printed
on digital paper.

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No, that's creepy.

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Well, it's technology.

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That's creepy.

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Yeah. I was not expecting that.

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Yeah, it's really nice.

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You can even go up more. Look at this.

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You go up.

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Here.

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That's a little trippy for me. That's
kind of big, though, right?

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Okay. It's a little big, but it's pretty
wild. But you can use this on anything

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that's printed. It's not just books.

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Sometimes menus at a restaurant are
really hard to read, and you can't see

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menu item. Do you have the adjuster? If
you bring that with you, yeah, then you

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just take it, and you take one of these
guys, and... Okay, here we go.

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Let's try this. I'll put this up here.

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Like that.

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Oh, whoa.

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All right, that works.

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Why did it go that big?

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I didn't know it was going to do that.
Maybe because the plastic magnified it.

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But it works.

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Not anything printed. This is probably
the trippiest thing that's happened to

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all day.

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Yeah. You're pretty crazy, right? Yeah.

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Hello. Hey, how you doing?

246
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I'm well. All right. Let me ring this up
for you.

247
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Oh, my gosh.

248
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Again, this has been... Back and forth.

249
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They won't let me disconnect it. You can
take it. Go ahead.

250
00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,970
No, I'm not going to take it. In fact,
you know what? I'll use one of the noise

251
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cancellation chips.

252
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You see these things?

253
00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:56,670
No. This is great. Look at this.

254
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Oh, my gosh. Yeah. It sucks the sound
in. It absorbs it.

255
00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:04,570
How?

256
00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:09,560
Um, I think it has some kind of like a
card to it. It's the same technology as

257
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like a... Headphone. Yeah, like the
noise cancellation headphones.

258
00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,120
That is so crazy.

259
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,320
Yeah.

260
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It like pulls in the audio waves and
deads them. It like cancels them out.

261
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:23,380
Do you want one? That is the craziest
thing. Yeah, I'll take one. Sure, yeah,

262
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:27,440
take one. They're so fun to work with. I
have like all these construction guys

263
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at my house like working. It's like
always waking me up. Oh my God.

264
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Like watch this here.

265
00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:33,200
Is there another one over there?

266
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:38,500
Yeah. Here, take that and stick that to
the top of the hammer there.

267
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:39,700
Okay.

268
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So, like, on top of this right here.
Okay, good, right? Yeah, right? Watch

269
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here. All right, if I take, like, and I
would, if I take, like, a mug, right,

270
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and put it in here, watch this.

271
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Did you hear anything?

272
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,560
No. Oh, my gosh.

273
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It smashes the whole thing quietly.

274
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,200
Yeah, we got a lot of people coming in
for these.

275
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That is the coolest thing I've ever seen
before. Isn't that wild?

276
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:08,160
All right, we'll get that rung up for
you.

277
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Do you have another one of those?

278
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Oh, the cancellation?

279
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Yeah. Oh, your baby.

280
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Oh, my gosh.

281
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I feel like I'm in a movie or something.

282
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This is too much.

283
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:24,579
Isn't that intense?

284
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:29,500
This is too much. Yeah, the technology
on them is really astounding.

285
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:33,150
That was crazy. Yeah. Let me get you,
because there's a booklet that goes with

286
00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:35,610
it. Okay. You're going to play with it.
Perfect. This is loading up anyway, so.

287
00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:36,910
Okay. Yeah.

288
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Maybe a card back.

289
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And here's your receipt.

290
00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:12,170
Jeez. I know. This is CVS. I know,
right? They're so, so big.

291
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It's so unnecessary. It is. For an item.

292
00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:15,149
I know.

293
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:18,530
Well, they do, they make them, it's on a
biodegradable paper.

294
00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:24,330
Okay. And then the ink is also a
sustainable ink. Okay. So it's a little

295
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:25,730
better. But, you know, we've been
telling them.

296
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to, you know, do something about the
length of these things, because it's a

297
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little crazy.

298
00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:37,390
But what we do is, because we like to be
resourceful and reuse, we roll them up,

299
00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:43,470
and they have like a little, because
it's heat sensitive, the ink, we can run

300
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:50,470
the little... Oh, okay. Yeah, and
that'll actually kind of loosen the ink

301
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up. And then you can just stick it back
in the... Yeah, I actually pour it,

302
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:55,290
because what we'll do is...

303
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:59,460
We'll pour it out to, like, go into our
ink.

304
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,580
Yeah, like the printer. Oh, that's so
cool.

305
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:03,920
Yeah, the printer cartridges.

306
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:09,040
Or even some of our more expensive pens
can actually work, you know, with that

307
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,220
ink. Wow, okay.

308
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,579
So, yeah. It's magic.

309
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,479
I know, right?

310
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It's so awesome.

311
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,359
Yeah. So, here, you keep this.

312
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:22,420
Now you just have to remember the total
and then the date, too.

313
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:24,660
Yeah, you might want to write it down.

314
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,579
The tax rate will change.

315
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,460
Okay. Let me get you a little tax.

316
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,400
Real quick, I'll get you a little tax
converter.

317
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,680
Okay, cool. This way you'll know if you
come back with that. We'll help you

318
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,220
calculate the tax and we can do a
return.

319
00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:36,540
We work on the honor system.

320
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:37,900
Okay.

321
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,080
Man, that's been cool.

322
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,000
You like the tapestry up here?

323
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,560
Yeah.

324
00:17:55,389 --> 00:17:57,070
How many memories here?

325
00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:00,150
They do stay with you, don't they,
Chris?

326
00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:18,730
Alas, poor person who is going to come
work with me today to flip this house,

327
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:22,970
because this is going to get a little
bit scary.

328
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:29,230
All right, yeah. So we're going to box
some stuff up. He said he left this

329
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:31,870
here. And apparently there's like some
really good plate.

330
00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:33,970
In a closet?

331
00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:37,890
Plate in a closet. Like in a basket.

332
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,209
The basket.

333
00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:40,950
They said it was in a basket. Oh,
perfect.

334
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:42,210
That's great.

335
00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:43,910
Yeah.

336
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:45,590
Oh, man.

337
00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,770
Yeah, look at that. Oh, lovely.

338
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,030
Oh, my God.

339
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:52,430
For developing film? Holy crap.

340
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:54,770
American Horror Story, bro. Scary.

341
00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:55,970
Okay.

342
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:59,630
Yeah, put that right on over here. We'll
pack them up. Come on around.

343
00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:06,810
Yeah, she was, like, she had been living
here for, like, 50 years, and they

344
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:09,990
couldn't get her out. She was paying,
like, $450 a month rent for the whole

345
00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:10,990
house. Are you serious?

346
00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:14,990
How? The grandfathered in for something?
It was not the most.

347
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,910
Oh, if you can't tell me, don't tell me.
They got her out. They got her out.

348
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:19,310
Hello?

349
00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:21,990
Hi. Oh.

350
00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:23,230
Hi. Hi.

351
00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:27,040
The door was open. Yeah, great. I'll
take a peek around.

352
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,360
I'm warning you, it's a little eclectic.

353
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:35,380
So this will all be cleaned out, and
we're going to paint it, new carpets.

354
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,100
Technically,

355
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,820
it's not open for viewing, but we are
letting a couple people through. I'm

356
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:41,799
Michael.

357
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,480
Katerina. Katerina. Nice to meet you.
This is Chris.

358
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:47,760
Hi. Nice to meet you. Okay, so no water
in there.

359
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:53,420
So all of this that's in here, is it
going to stay furnished?

360
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,140
No, we're definitely, unless you're
interested in some pieces.

361
00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:00,940
Yeah, I think I would like everything to
stay.

362
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,040
Okay. This is just my style.

363
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:09,220
Okay. And I got one more guy coming.

364
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,040
I'm going to step out and call the guy
and see what he's doing. Okay, cool,

365
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:13,060
cool, cool. Yeah, take your time.

366
00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:19,670
Where are you from?

367
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,070
I live around here.

368
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:30,830
You like the tapestries here?

369
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:32,850
Yeah, they're beautiful.

370
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,910
So many memories here.

371
00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:39,430
They do stay with you, don't they,
Chris?

372
00:20:43,030 --> 00:20:44,030
Yeah.

373
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:00,519
Okay, then, yeah.

374
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,700
So it's open, but the front door, it
looks really gross. All right.

375
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,500
Bye. Okay.

376
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,040
Okay, so he's going to... One more
person's going to come in. Yeah, all

377
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,760
What's going on?

378
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,420
She turned old.

379
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,420
And he's there.

380
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,740
I'm telling you, the beautiful woman we
saw.

381
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:26,640
All those things that were... She put
them in front of her like that.

382
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,760
She pulled it down, and she was old.

383
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:32,180
Telling you what I'm seeing.

384
00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:34,700
Where is she?

385
00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:37,260
She's just checking out the closet.

386
00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:39,600
She's checking out the closet?

387
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,320
Hello?

388
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,620
I'm going to have to ask you to come on
out of there, okay?

389
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,700
Oh. Oh.

390
00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:05,330
I'm going to have to ask you to come on
out of there, okay?

391
00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:07,410
Oh. Oh.

392
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,670
What the hell is going on?

393
00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:18,710
What?

394
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:24,310
Hey, is that you that just went into the
closet?

395
00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:28,910
How?

396
00:22:29,190 --> 00:22:31,590
Is that you, Katerina?

397
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,400
Oh, my God, dude. No, that is the lady's
name. That's the tenant's name.

398
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,960
Katerina, are you a god or are you the
devil?

399
00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:45,000
I'm going to close the door for you
again so you can do what you wanted to

400
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,660
and we'll check on you in a minute,
okay?

401
00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:50,620
And we'll give you time, and we won't
interrupt you, okay?

402
00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:56,560
That is so weird. Okay.

403
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,460
You're freaking me out. Well, I need to
talk to you.

404
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,500
What?

405
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:08,720
I'm going to talk to you later about
this place,

406
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:09,899
okay?

407
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:10,900
Yeah.

408
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,160
Your hat.

409
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,540
It was lovely meeting you, Katarina.

410
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,140
Okay, now I'm totally free to go.

411
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,620
Did you say your hat or your cat?

412
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:25,320
Because there's no cat there now.

413
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,640
She left her hat.

414
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:28,620
Because she with the cat, bro.

415
00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:30,820
I told you that when I walked in here. I
felt this.

416
00:23:31,290 --> 00:23:32,470
I'm Greek Orthodox Christian.

417
00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:33,810
Oh, my.

418
00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:38,170
She turned into a young woman into an
old woman, bro, in front of my eye.

419
00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:39,490
Oh, my God. I swear to God.

420
00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:42,050
Dude, what is that? How is that
happening?

421
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:46,930
Witchcraft. Or, like, is that like some
Carbonaro effect? No, bro. Mumbo? I'm

422
00:23:46,930 --> 00:23:50,910
telling you, I've never seen this in my
life. It's got to be the Carbonaro

423
00:23:50,910 --> 00:23:54,330
effect. What's that mean? The Carbonaro
effect, you know, like a hidden camera

424
00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:56,850
magic TV show.

425
00:23:57,510 --> 00:23:59,150
We're not on a TV show, bro.

426
00:23:59,610 --> 00:24:00,890
That you're on right now.

427
00:24:01,530 --> 00:24:05,130
I'm on a TV show. Chris, I'm telling you
the truth.

428
00:24:05,370 --> 00:24:06,590
I'm not on a TV show.

429
00:24:06,890 --> 00:24:08,530
That wasn't real, I promise. Yes, it
was.

430
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:10,609
Yes, it was.

431
00:24:10,610 --> 00:24:11,529
It was real?

432
00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:12,530
Yes, it was real.

433
00:24:12,590 --> 00:24:14,190
Okay. Well, go with real.

434
00:24:14,650 --> 00:24:17,270
I believe what I saw, though. I don't
believe that you're messing.

435
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,590
I think that you're just trying to cope.
I think that you're going through

436
00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:23,450
stress right now because you don't
understand. You're trying to rewrite

437
00:24:23,450 --> 00:24:26,270
so you can sleep at night. Then why am I
wearing a microphone?

438
00:24:26,470 --> 00:24:27,470
Because you're crazy.