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We've picked a riveting, exciting
location to perform magic.

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We're here at the Department of Motor
Vehicles.

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I'm here to pick up a plate from
Midwest.

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My name is Rafael Diaz. Oh, sure, sure.

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Specialty plate, I think, right?

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Yeah, it says faith with a one instead
of an I.

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Yeah, I think this is it. It says it
right here.

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Yep, perfect.

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All right.

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Yep. Good?

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Yeah, man. That looks really good.

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All right.

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This envelope you'll use to return the
other plate. Sorry.

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That didn't get dented, did it?

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Yeah, they make them out of... Sometimes
they... Oh.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry about that.

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That just blew my mind.

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Yeah. How does that even happen?

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What? Yeah, that's really weird.

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Ah, damn.

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I think it's just that they're using a
cheaper metal and... I mean... You know,

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they prep the...

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It's just slipping.

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So it may still have, the metal might
still have a malleability to it.

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Is it possible that we just, that
there's like a form that you can fill

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like get a new plate and we'll just come
back at it?

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He said that we can like warm it up a
little bit and then get it. Are they

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moving at all?

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Let me try this.

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There you go.

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Yeah, sorry about that. That's what he
said. Oh, I don't want to mess it up

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again. Okay, no, no. I wouldn't drive
quick today if you're going to put it on

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the car. Yeah, I'll let her know. Yeah.
Let me go get your other plate.

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Okay. You're going to need two plates.

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Sorry, I don't have your other plate.

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Oh, no, I think this is it, and that
should be fine.

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Oh, it was just one. Yeah, it was just
one. That's cool. Sorry about that. Just

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be very careful with it, because it...
Those are produced using the Carbonaro

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effect.

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The only thing I know about the
Carbonaro effect is the show that

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about it.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You know what? I think the guy might be
named like a... His name is Carbonaro.

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No, it's not. It's not.

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I think it's with Jim Mulaney.

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Maybe it's with Jim Mulaney. I know the
show you're talking about. Yeah. Jim

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Mulaney hosts the Carbonaro effect.

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There you go. I think it's like a hidden
camera show, right?

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Yes. That's what it is.

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I know that show. You're right. Yeah,
we're on that show right now.

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Dude. You're joking. I'm not joking.

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My name is Michael Carbonaro.

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You are on my TV show right now, The
Carbonaro Effect.

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Dude, seriously.

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Is the camera hiding up there?

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Was that crazy?

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Oh, my gosh.

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Classy modified?

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Sure, sure, sure. Thank you. You want to
do modification?

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I know it went through the wash.

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It went through the wash?

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Yeah. Did it mess up the path?

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I have no idea. You know there's a path
inside?

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Oh, no, I didn't know that. Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's like a little,

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you can see the edge is double thick.

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Yeah. A police officer has one of these
tools as well to open it. Oh.

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Okay. So you separate it with this tool.

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It actually...

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Peels apart.

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What? You see that? Yeah.

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Yeah. It looks like it's okay. It
doesn't look like it got damaged.

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And do you know which... Oh, that's a
good one. I can see what that is.

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Speeding violation, dismissal. Yeah. So
if you get pulled over for speeding, you

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can tell the officer you have this in
your license.

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How was I supposed to know I had that in
my life? They should have had a form

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with it when you had it sent to you. I
didn't know that.

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So if you're in a rush, just don't worry
about it.

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For speeds above 10 miles an hour, you
can speed.

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But he'll take it once it gets used.
Like a get -out -of -jail -free card.

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Exactly what it is. They make different
ones, too, so this is a good one. Most

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of them are just, like, free parking
violation passes. Are they just random?

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They're random, yeah. They had, like,
one of them was an accident.

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absolving path that shouldn't be i know
so if you get pulled over you hand him

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your license and just say squeeze that
because they'll be able to feel it

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inside anyway you want to make that a
nice tight fold you just blew my mind

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yeah not a lot of people know that they
have them Well, no, they don't. Well, I

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guess they tell us in the thing, but no
one reads that. Yeah, there was one for

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going into emergency access lane, riding
behind ambulances.

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Yeah, you can still feel it in there,
and it's good it didn't get ruined.

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That is insane.

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Yeah. Okay. All right, let me get that
form for you. All right.

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Okay. Are you in our online system?

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Not sure. Here's the starter pack right
here. Okay. Just for online

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registration. And you're going to want
to have a password.

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I'll just put it down on my phone just
to have it. Yeah, it's always... Like

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34Bench18.

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34Bench? B -E -N -C -H. B -E -N -C -H18?

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Yeah, sure. Okay.

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All right, yeah.

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Last thing is, may I see that, uh, your
registration pack?

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That looks a lot like me. Doesn't it?

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It looks a lot like me, actually. That
looks a lot like you. Even the glasses

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are like you. Yeah.

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This is our new mascot for Identity
Theft.

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I'm... That's so weird. This is, uh...
What's your name? Joe.

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Joe. Oh, right, yeah, Joe. That's his
name.

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Seriously? Dude.

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Yeah, look at this.

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That's so weird. I knew it. It's funny
because I thought you looked familiar.

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Yeah, see, they have... That's, like,
super weird.

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Yeah, see, look.

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In your pack here, they use that face on
the registration, and there's the

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buttons that it comes with.

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That makes sense because, look, it's
34Bench18.

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That's your password.

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Yeah. So that makes sense. No wonder why
I recognize that.

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Wait, how did my password get there?

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Yeah, they got these magnets.

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Is that my license number?

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Wait, but how... I don't... I just came
up with the password out of nowhere.

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Right. So it... How'd that get in the...
Because this got printed out before,

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and I just now came up with the
password.

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Right. Right, yeah. See, look, in my
wallet I had... They gave us bumper

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stickers. It's so funny. Your face is on
all of them.

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You're probably better off with this. Do
you want this? This is funny.

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I mean, sure.

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Why not?

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I actually just got work done on my car,
and they fixed the back of it.

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I mean, you get what I mean? Because I
could have been... That's on my car, my

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bumper sticker.

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Yeah, that has the password. 3 -4 -Bench
-18. Yeah, so it's definitely you.

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Out of how many people did I get
selected? That's, like, crazy.

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All of Chicago.

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Yeah, it's literally... Did we have a...
Oh, yeah, our poster.

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Is that mascot?

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Wait, that's actually so crazy.

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What really creeps me out is the
password, though, because I could have

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something totally different with the
password, and these things would still

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that, the 34 bench, right?

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Let me see if I know how to change it.
You should probably change your password

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now. Somehow I happened to pick the
exact password that's everywhere, so,

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let's change it. Yeah, let me find out
how to undo that. I'll be right back.

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Ever buy something and then you need it
returned?

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I'm your guy.

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I'm working the return powder at Cook
Brothers.

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It's cold out here.

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Woo!

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Sure,

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okay.

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All right, you got the original seat.

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And on the 11th. Okay, cool.

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Was there anything wrong with it?

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No.

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Oh, sure, sure, sure. No problem.

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Yeah. All right, great.

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The router.

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Yeah. Yeah, it has to be. I understand
these things. There's so many different

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ones. Yeah.

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It has all the pieces in it.

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Sometimes

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it's

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so hard to get these pieces to fit in
the boxes. I don't know how they ever

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originally fit.

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Yeah. Yeah, there's something fitting in
there weird.

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Oh. Whoa.

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Is that real?

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What is that?

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Oh, my God. Is that a bat? Oh, it's a
bat.

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Is that real? Yeah.

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This happens on these routers.

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I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay.

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I'm sorry about that.

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That was fine.

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Yeah. That surprised me like crazy. No,
you know what? It's probably some of the

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companies set it to like a signal. Uh
-huh. That doesn't work with the TV.

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Oh, my God. But the bat picks up the
signal.

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That is so crazy. Yeah. And so you
didn't feel that in there when you were

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No, I just carried the bag out. Okay. I
would check the surrounding area in your

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place where you had this plugged in,
just under the couch or anywhere that a

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might have come into, you know, the
immediate area. That is just so crazy.

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Yeah. That is insane.

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But let me, I'm going to take this. Hold
on one second. I'll be right back and

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help you out there in a second.

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I want to return this. Do you want to
return this?

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Yeah. Yeah, no problem.

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Do you have the receipt?

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Yes. Okay.

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Here's your receipt. Okay. Thank gosh,
right? All right.

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Okay, so what did you say? It was just
not working? Yeah, it's not working at

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all. Like when you plugged it in, it
didn't do anything?

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Yeah, it's not getting hot, and then it
keeps popping up. It won't get hot, and

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it keeps popping. Oh.

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Sometimes the spring mechanism in there,
it's like it just doesn't lock down.

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Oh, so it makes it not get hot. Yeah.

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And then, oh, you know what?

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Sorry.

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Funny, it just looks like there's a
little, oh, yeah, look at that.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah, that's okay. Don't worry about
that. Oh, look.

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A little piece of toast in there.

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That's probably what jammed the thing.

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Let's see here.

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Oh, there you go.

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There's a whole piece of toast in there.

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That's what probably got it stuck.

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There's a bunch of bread in there.

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You know what?

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I think that... Did you try and... Maybe
you put toast in there and someone else

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came in and tried to put bread in there.

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I mean, yeah.

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The flap opens up and they kind of hide
under there.

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Why? So then the next person comes in
the room, and they're like, oh, I'll

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toast. Then their toast doesn't come up,
and then the next person comes in.

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So how many days did you have this?

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I think I had it from last week.

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Okay, yeah. You got a lot of people in
your family?

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No, not a lot.

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Somebody likes toast, yeah?

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Oh, there's also a strudel. It looks
like someone tried to do a strudel.

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Yeah, that's a lot.

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But they are jammable little monsters.
Oh, this one's buttered.

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What have we got?

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Oh, did someone try and fix it?

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Yeah. Yeah, it looks like there's a fork
in there.

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Maybe someone tried to jam that down. I
had no idea.

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Were you roommate or something? Yeah.

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I don't understand. How could this take
that much food?

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Well, I mean, they're made for
industrial toast, but there's a bagel in

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That can jam it if you don't split it
first.

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So probably somebody... Okay, well, let
me just get all that out of here.

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One minute.

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Once it gets stuck in one of the...
There we go.

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Because it's stiff, so they're pushing
up against each other, and they're kind

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of butting up against there, kind of
making it harder for the next piece to

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released.

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This doesn't even look that big.

238
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Yeah, do you want the toast?

239
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No. No?

240
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I know some people make croutons and
stuff like that. What are you talking

241
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about? No. No, okay. So do you want to
just return it or do you want another

242
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one? Yes. I'm probably going to get
another one. All right, let me see if I

243
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grab another one off the shelf and hang
here one second.

244
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Hello. How are you doing?

245
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Return. Just a return?

246
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Yes. Okay, you got it.

247
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Calculator here?

248
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Yes. All right.

249
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And this is your receipt?

250
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Yes. Okay.

251
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Scan that.

252
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Yeah.

253
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Scan the back of the package there.

254
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Just didn't need it anymore?

255
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Right. Okay. It's not too many of them.
Yeah.

256
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Oops. Sorry.

257
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Did they just drop your receipt?

258
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No, it didn't. No type of way. How?

259
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Oh.

260
00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:03,980
Whoops.

261
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What? I don't know how that happened.
Did you get a slot on there? No, there's

262
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no slot on there. It just popped in
there. It just popped. You saw it too,

263
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right? Yeah, I dropped it and the thing
was.

264
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Wow.

265
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That just freaked me out.

266
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Well, it's like, I think because it's
vacuum packed maybe.

267
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It might. So.

268
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I have to scan the back of the receipt,
but then I'd have to open it, and then

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it'd be an open package.

270
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Really?

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Wow.

272
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Okay, I'll use an exempt form.

273
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It's a receipt exemption form, and I can
fill that out later. But I'll just put

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it with this, this way.

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That is crazy.

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That is the weirdest thing.

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Just bring this up.

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Look, look.

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Come on.

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You've got to be kidding me. I've got to
record this.

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The receipt.

282
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I don't know where Ken is.

283
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Hold on a minute. I'm going to get my
manager. Maybe he knows how to, like,

284
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never seen that happen before.

285
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But it's technically returnable now
because there's a return.

286
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Because you have the receipt exemption
form.

287
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Well, we can just make sure. Okay, I'll
find out. Let me just find out. I'll be

288
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right back. Okay.

289
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I have to record this.

290
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It's not even open. And somehow the
receipt is in the packet.

291
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That's not open at all.

292
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That's where she drank from. There's
life in there. There's life in there.

293
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Check this out.

294
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Who would have thought there was a beach
in Chicago?

295
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We're on the beach in Chicago. This is
great.

296
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Oh, hey.

297
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What's your name? Janet.

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00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:26,589
Hi, Janice. How you doing? Michael.
Michael. Nice to meet you. Oh, you

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water? Yeah. You got water. You're going
to want to have a good sip of that, you

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know, make sure you stay hydrated.

301
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What a day, right?

302
00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:37,790
Mm -hmm. Such a nice day.

303
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We're just taking inventory of the
rental boat.

304
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Okay. Throwing a coat of wax on them,
and then we're getting them packed up

305
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the fall.

306
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And we're just going to give it one coat
of wax.

307
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,150
Oh, wow. Look at this.

308
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,080
No, he's dead.

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He's dead? Yeah, he'd be moving and
clapping at you.

310
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Yeah.

311
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Poor guy.

312
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Yeah. Aw.

313
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:10,160
You know what happens when these get
dried out, though? They attract

314
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,860
Oh, that's good that you moved them.

315
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,300
I'm going to bag them up here. I'll just
use my lunch bag.

316
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:16,700
You sure?

317
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You could, like, wrap them at least, you
know, give them a little proper burial

318
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:22,460
or something. A proper burial?

319
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,020
We're going to dig them down?

320
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:25,469
Dig a hole?

321
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:28,670
I would later if you like. Yeah, here,
I'll put him inside here. God's animals.

322
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:32,810
Yeah. There we go. Rest in peace, little
guy. Oh, it's already starting to

323
00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:33,789
smell.

324
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:35,930
Oh, poor guy. He's probably been there.

325
00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:37,470
The sun gets a hold of that.

326
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That'll smell pretty bad.

327
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:43,010
Yeah, I'll seal it up so the seagulls
will get to that. That was cool. I

328
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:44,030
expect to see that.

329
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:45,870
Never seen a crab in my life.

330
00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:48,270
Little one. A little one in Florida.

331
00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:50,130
Oh, yeah? And I went to Tampa.

332
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:54,600
Yeah. They didn't mention before you
came here about a lifeguard coming?

333
00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:57,780
No. There's, like, people out here.

334
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,460
I'm going to call them and make sure
there isn't supposed to be somebody down

335
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:01,460
here. All right.

336
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,300
That's my water.

337
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,260
That's my water.

338
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,280
Are you drinking my water?

339
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,760
I don't know who you are.

340
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,840
You can have it.

341
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:33,940
Excuse me.

342
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,800
Yeah. Are you seriously? Like, for real?

343
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,960
Like, you could take this water. There
should be somebody.

344
00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:52,190
She just came up and drank my water.
What happened?

345
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:56,590
She literally walked up, picked up my
water, and drank it. She could have it.

346
00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:57,970
Oh, thank you.

347
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:03,150
Okay. No, no, no. Give it back to her.
Wait, tell me what happened? Look it.

348
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:08,310
walked over, took a sip, literally me
telling her, that's my water, excuse me,

349
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:09,330
that's my water.

350
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,690
Give her back the water.

351
00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:15,050
I mean, she, I don't know what's wrong
with her. She's weird.

352
00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:27,270
What the hell is going on?

353
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:30,990
I have no idea. Take it back. That's so
weird. No, what the... Don't let her

354
00:20:30,990 --> 00:20:31,990
take it.

355
00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:35,210
She's weird, dude. She literally walked
over... She said nothing?

356
00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:41,650
Thank you.

357
00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:53,090
Did she just do, like, some ritual?

358
00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:54,630
It looked like it.

359
00:20:58,920 --> 00:20:59,919
What the?

360
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,400
What the heck is right?

361
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,720
What the?

362
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:03,980
What the?

363
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:06,000
What the? Oh, my. What the?

364
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:07,700
It just happened, bro.

365
00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:11,200
Hold on a minute. Hold on a second. What
the? It just happened.

366
00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:12,780
Oh, my God.

367
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,200
Bro. Now, hold on.

368
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:15,580
That is.

369
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,060
Oh, my God.

370
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,680
Okay. Okay. Hold on a minute. Hold on a
minute.

371
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,500
You want some more water? I ain't
drinking that.

372
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,840
Okay, do me a favor.

373
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,079
Stay here.

374
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,600
Keep your eye on her until I get a
proper lifeguard. I don't want either of

375
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,660
to be in trouble for this.

376
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,060
Keep your eye on her.

377
00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:03,310
What? There's life in here, bro.

378
00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:05,030
What?

379
00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:10,630
There's life in there. There's life in
there. I can't. I can't, bro. I can't.

380
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,890
Wait, what happened? What happened? I
have no idea. There's just fishes in

381
00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:14,950
there. That's where she drank from.

382
00:22:15,670 --> 00:22:17,630
She's a... El Diablo.

383
00:22:18,190 --> 00:22:19,970
That is... Brujeria. Brujeria.

384
00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,470
Witchcraft. Witchcraft?

385
00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:22,950
Brujeria, bro. Brujeria?

386
00:22:23,370 --> 00:22:24,930
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

387
00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:27,410
Como el Diablo. What is she doing?

388
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,720
That is so freaking weird.

389
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:34,980
She came over, took a sip, and I'm like,
excuse me, that's my water.

390
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,240
I've never... Oh, my God!

391
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,980
Oh, my... What the... Did you see that?

392
00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:41,820
Holy... Hey!

393
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,000
Oh, my God. What the... No!

394
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,160
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

395
00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:56,700
Como el diablo. What is he doing?

396
00:22:58,139 --> 00:22:59,960
That is so freaking weird.

397
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:04,240
She came over, took a sip, and I'm like,
excuse me, that's my water.

398
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,500
I've never... Oh, my God!

399
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,920
Oh, my... What the... Did you see that?
What the... Holy... Hey!

400
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,300
Oh, my God. What the... No!

401
00:23:14,140 --> 00:23:15,140
Oh, my God!

402
00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:16,720
She's a mermaid!

403
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:18,820
You're a mermaid!

404
00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:21,080
Did you see that?

405
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,760
Look at it! Look at it! She got a tail!
She got a tail!

406
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:26,980
Wait, um...

407
00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:30,020
Is this real?

408
00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:35,320
That's not a real thing. She had feet
and now she has a tail.

409
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:39,300
She didn't bring it in there with her.
What do we see? I saw her walk out. She

410
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,300
had legs.

411
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:44,880
She sold her soul to the devil, bro.

412
00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:47,900
She brought a crab back to life.

413
00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:49,280
She gave us fish.

414
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,560
Yeah.

415
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,600
I know what this is.

416
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,620
Do you know what this is?

417
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,460
This is the Carbonaro effect.

418
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,980
Do you know what the Carbonaro effect
is? I've seen that show before.

419
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:00,719
The show?

420
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,560
You've seen that show? That's all I've
seen. Yeah? That's all I know. It's a

421
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,900
hidden camera magic show.

422
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,980
Are you, are you, did you just, am I on
camera?

423
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,320
Yes, you're the best.

424
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,260
I'm just, dude.

425
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,100
How did, how did she do, how did she do
that?

426
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:21,420
Magic.

427
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,940
Janice. Janice! I hate you so much!