1 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:17,820 Uh, we actually made a little mistake today. We got a little confusion whether 2 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:19,900 we were doing a fireworks stand or a fruit stand. 3 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,940 So I am going to do magic with both. 4 00:00:24,540 --> 00:00:26,180 Crazy we have this out here, right? 5 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,120 It is, but I mean, it's Indiana. 6 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,860 You guys can do that. We can't do that in Illinois. 7 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:34,240 Oh, yeah. Well, no, we're having, actually, we can. 8 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:41,440 We can sell pre -order package stuff, but I can't, like, demonstrate or sell 9 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,620 fireworks. Oh, you can't. 10 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:46,460 I can sell you the vegetable works. 11 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:49,040 Like, these were allowed to sell here. 12 00:00:50,660 --> 00:00:54,440 Because these have been harvested, like TNT harvested. That I can sell now. 13 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:57,140 Otherwise, it has to be a prepack. Oh, interesting. 14 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,300 Yeah. Have you ever seen these works before? 15 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,980 No. Oh, they're just grown organically. 16 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:03,239 Uh -huh. 17 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:07,740 And they harvest this in the soil that has gunpowder inside of it. 18 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:12,060 And they mix it in with the soil. So you have these. 19 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:17,900 These fruits that are otherwise ordinary fruits that I can sell you like a farm 20 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:23,700 stand. And then you can use those for the... Firewood? Yeah, because they've 21 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,180 been TNT harvested. 22 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:26,720 I'll show you. 23 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:31,420 What you do, yeah. This is why it's technically like I'm allowed to do it. 24 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:36,600 The tip of it, you actually want to rub a little petroleum jelly on just the tip 25 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,600 of it there. 26 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,320 And then... 27 00:01:42,090 --> 00:01:48,230 If you rub with a cucumber, a little bit, get the 28 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:53,950 juices to come out, and you rub the two of those together like that, that'll 29 00:01:53,950 --> 00:01:56,530 sort of, see? 30 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:57,749 What the heck? 31 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,750 So this is, we call this a Roman banana. 32 00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:02,050 Okay. 33 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:07,350 Are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding, but after. Wait, what am I even seeing 34 00:02:07,350 --> 00:02:08,350 right now? 35 00:02:08,530 --> 00:02:09,910 Okay, after it goes. 36 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,420 You have to be very careful and put it, it may seem like it's finished, but put 37 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:14,660 it very quickly into a bucket. 38 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,480 Did I, did I do that? What? 39 00:02:17,780 --> 00:02:18,920 Easy. Yeah. 40 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:23,000 Okay. I've never, I've never, like, seen that before. 41 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:25,800 No, that's what we're legally allowed, that's why I'm allowed to set up the 42 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:26,619 stand now. 43 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:28,920 Because it's not fireworks, it's fire fruits. 44 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:32,980 I've, I've never, okay. 45 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:36,500 But once it stops, you can, and you could, you can eat them. 46 00:02:37,180 --> 00:02:39,360 What the heck? I've never seen that before. 47 00:02:40,350 --> 00:02:41,350 Feel that? 48 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:42,430 A little warm? 49 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:43,630 Oh, wow. 50 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:49,690 Yeah. I think I... The zucchinis are awesome. 51 00:02:51,450 --> 00:02:55,190 Fire fruit? What? Fire fruit, yeah. Yeah, I've never heard of that before. 52 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:59,410 Well, you've probably heard the scientific term. It's called TNT 53 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:02,350 fruit. No, I've never heard of that before. Dynamite, dino harvested fruit. 54 00:03:02,570 --> 00:03:04,790 No. All fruit grown with the Carbonaro effect. 55 00:03:05,390 --> 00:03:07,570 No. You don't know the Carbonaro effect? No. 56 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:12,500 Oh, look, Carbonaro affects the name of a hidden camera magic TV show. 57 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,380 Okay. That you're on right now. 58 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:19,260 Really? Maybe. 59 00:03:19,420 --> 00:03:23,560 What? My name's Michael Carbonaro. Okay. What if I told you I was a magician? 60 00:03:24,260 --> 00:03:28,020 Are you? And that you really can't make fireworks with a banana and a cucumber, 61 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,160 but did that look cool? 62 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:30,600 That was amazing. I'm a magician. 63 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:33,770 You're on my show right now. Am I? Yes. Oh, my God. 64 00:03:34,050 --> 00:03:36,130 You are so fun. What's your name? Oh, I'm Carol. 65 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,350 Hi, Carol. I'm Michael. 66 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:38,849 That's ridiculous. 67 00:03:38,850 --> 00:03:42,050 I was like, what is this? I'm like, are you kidding me? Did you think I was 68 00:03:42,050 --> 00:03:45,010 crazy? You thought I was total nuts. Yeah, I really did. I'm like, what is he 69 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:48,250 talking about? What is he talking about? I'm sorry. I came across like a nut 70 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:49,250 job. 71 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:50,290 That's hilarious. 72 00:03:50,650 --> 00:03:52,090 All right. These are both great. 73 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:53,770 Just be really careful with them. 74 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:57,470 You can, you know, some of the easier stuff inside, like the sparklers. Yeah. 75 00:03:57,710 --> 00:03:59,670 You can do that with the kids if you want. Okay. 76 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:01,690 But the other stuff should all be supervised. 77 00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:04,850 Okay, cool. Yeah, have fun. Oh, the one thing you want to know, too, is that 78 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:07,130 these have Super Saturn moon travel. 79 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:11,630 Okay. The ones in here also have Super Saturn moon travel. 80 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:14,790 Okay. But the other ones aren't going to do that, just the ones with the tissue 81 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:17,570 paper. Got you. Okay. Okay, no problem. And you know how to use them when they 82 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:19,649 have the Super Saturn moon travel? No, how do you? 83 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:23,090 Oh, yeah, I'll show you because it's going to be fun. You'll love it. That's 84 00:04:23,090 --> 00:04:24,049 what they like. 85 00:04:24,050 --> 00:04:26,010 That's the best kind you can get right there. Okay. 86 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:28,980 These all have super Saturn moon travel. I'll show you how to do it. And they 87 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:30,380 light the same. I'll light some out here for you. 88 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,680 Yeah, stand back by the line. I'm not allowed to. 89 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,200 These have helium fragments in it. 90 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:42,260 Those will not only sparkle, but they also propel a little bit. 91 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,000 So what you're going to want to do when you light them, just be real careful. 92 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,460 Okay, because they'll catch each other. Now, those propel quick. 93 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:52,440 So have them hold them to the sides like that. Because it's so pressurized, hold 94 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,500 them down. It actually gets a little lift off. Do you see that? 95 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:58,480 Watch this. It'll lift off, and you'll be able to go up. 96 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,900 Okay? Just with those that have propeller, okay? So it goes down, and 97 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:03,900 pull up. 98 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,660 Okay? Yeah, any of those that'll do that. They're very strong. 99 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,700 Just be very careful. Okay. 100 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,120 No problem. Make sure I know what I'm talking about. Yep. 101 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:17,120 Yeah, have fun levitating. Likewise. 102 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,240 How's it going, man? 103 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:19,829 Pretty good. 104 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:22,710 I have an order to pick up. Oh, the pickup order. Yeah, good stuff. 105 00:05:23,010 --> 00:05:24,550 I'm Harrison. 106 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:27,330 Harrison, right? If you want, I'll throw in a couple of these. We've been giving 107 00:05:27,330 --> 00:05:28,690 them away if you guys want to play tonight. 108 00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:32,230 We've got the little, it's like a cherry bomb. 109 00:05:32,490 --> 00:05:35,890 Sure. But it's not obviously a, they call them cherry bombs. They're sort of 110 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:38,190 mini cherries. Here, I'll show you how to work. Here, let me get a box. 111 00:05:38,410 --> 00:05:43,590 If you're having like a picnic or any kind of a party, these work out really 112 00:05:43,590 --> 00:05:46,590 good because the adults love them, the kids love them. It's just something 113 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:47,590 that's good for everybody. 114 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:53,300 Yeah. There you go. These go inside like that. You want to use about half a 115 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,300 pineapple. All right. 116 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,520 Okay. 117 00:05:55,540 --> 00:06:01,480 And you can use the little melon. I like to go maybe a half or quarter of those. 118 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:07,420 And then this is just your regular cantaloupe. All right. 119 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:11,220 You're going to want to just toss that in. You can, like, and I would do this 120 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:14,480 after. Like, you know, usually you start, let the kids play with sparklers 121 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,560 while and let them run around and stuff. And then if you want to get into the... 122 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,120 The adults sometimes like the big booms better, and the ladies love the 123 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,740 sparkles, you know, and the kids love to play with sparklers. But this will be 124 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:26,740 fun, so you guys will get a kick out of that. 125 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:32,600 Strawberries in there, and then you're going to want to put... Yeah, these are 126 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:36,260 great. I'll give you some of those to take home with you to go along with it. 127 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:39,020 It's best to kind of have those in there, and then a little... Just 128 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:41,200 for the remnants to fall into fragments, okay? 129 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:45,260 Get it in there with a bunch of little grapes and stuff. 130 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:48,960 And then that's pretty much it. You just got to take this and step back a little 131 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,600 bit because I'll light it on the table. Copy that. Okay, yeah. 132 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:56,900 Good. You take the little guy, and it's a ring of three. So this is the one 133 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:59,140 right here. It's a flammable arrangement, it says. 134 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,720 On the tip, you keep the label facing forward. 135 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,780 I wouldn't let the kids do the lighting. 136 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,920 They can certainly help with the fruit preparation. 137 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,160 Once that lights, you toss it in there. 138 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Okay. 139 00:07:12,450 --> 00:07:15,770 That's good. I would let it wait. Even if it's smoking for a minute, you'll 140 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:16,770 the bangs. 141 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:18,130 Good. 142 00:07:18,590 --> 00:07:20,410 And then... 143 00:07:20,410 --> 00:07:26,290 So, 144 00:07:26,350 --> 00:07:31,490 it'll make like a little, you know, fruit pause. 145 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:35,130 What? 146 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,830 Yeah. You can eat it. 147 00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:40,210 How the hell did that happen? 148 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:45,200 Well, I mean, you can wash it off. That's what I'm saying. You could wash 149 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,200 you need to wash it off. I'm just trying to figure out how that arrangement 150 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,900 suddenly came to be. 151 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:55,639 Right on. 152 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,280 That's cool. That's very cool. 153 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:02,100 Yeah. So I think inside there it has, it's a biodegradable, kind of like 154 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:05,540 cutter shape that shoots out from the center and out. 155 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:06,760 Right. Yeah. 156 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:08,920 Let me see if I have the meat ones. They're really cool. 157 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:10,740 And I'll get your package. 158 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,630 I didn't see you slip on in here. 159 00:08:38,289 --> 00:08:39,409 Welcome to the hemp store. 160 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:44,630 Hey, how's it going? 161 00:08:44,710 --> 00:08:45,710 Good. 162 00:08:46,670 --> 00:08:50,010 I was wondering if I could get some of the Wyoming dolls? 163 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,330 Sure, sure. 164 00:08:51,850 --> 00:08:53,910 I have it only in the picnic packs. 165 00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:58,450 Huh. How does that, what is inside? Oh, these are awesome. Yeah, it's the last 166 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,230 one. It was a promotional thing we were doing. Come on over here. 167 00:09:00,970 --> 00:09:04,450 Yeah, it's like a little picnic pack. It came with a bag. 168 00:09:05,050 --> 00:09:06,650 But the whole thing's made of hemp. 169 00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:11,290 And there's a little bubble inside there because they use plasticine hemp. 170 00:09:11,390 --> 00:09:14,890 That's when they take the hemp and sort of melt it down to that plastic and try 171 00:09:14,890 --> 00:09:16,650 to break the little bubble in there. You can hear it. 172 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:18,250 Feel it pop. 173 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:22,210 Feel that in there? Yep. We're trying to pop that. 174 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:26,730 Good. Yeah. And that's how they open that. That just keeps it protected and 175 00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:27,850 really fresh and safe. 176 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:30,750 That's cool. 177 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:34,450 Yeah. So we got... So each one comes with like a little flower for you to 178 00:09:34,910 --> 00:09:39,490 And that goes with this. 179 00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:42,750 Once it gets out, good. 180 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:47,350 So that's good, and you can put that inside here like this, like a little 181 00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:54,010 It comes with another one here. 182 00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:59,590 Oh, that looks so compact. I wouldn't have knew that that was in there, all of 183 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:02,610 that. No, no, yeah, it's a forming plastic. 184 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:08,500 There's a fluidity to hemp plastic. It's hard now, right? Yeah. Yeah, but now it 185 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,500 won't. 186 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,920 But that's what you felt. 187 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,180 They're breaking? 188 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,660 Yeah, they're breaking and popping open. 189 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:20,680 What? It uses a plasticine version of the hemp that's sort of like plastic 190 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:24,320 from hemp. It's a plastic that's not only biodegradable but also edible. 191 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,750 That's quite interesting. What's the name of that plastic? 192 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:29,129 Plasticine hemp. 193 00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:30,810 Plasticine hemp? Plasticine hemp, yeah. 194 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:35,110 I'm a biomedical engineer, and that's what we're looking for. A lot of 195 00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:37,750 that can form and be biodegradable to that point. 196 00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:42,050 Yeah. That if they break down in the body, they won't harm the patient. 197 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,030 You won't harm yourself, right? Exactly right. That's dope. 198 00:10:45,450 --> 00:10:48,710 No, it's not dope. None of the stuff we have here is dope. No, no, I mean like 199 00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:49,910 dope isn't like cool. 200 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,670 Okay, yes. In the form of cool, like... No, I didn't mean like... No, no, no. I 201 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:56,320 mean like... It's awesome. That's what I'm trying to say. Good, good, okay. 202 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,319 Yeah, no. 203 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,220 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. No problem, no problem. Oh, yeah, and this 204 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:01,380 the stuff I was talking about. 205 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:08,040 Wow. I would never expect all of that to come off from that small bag. 206 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,860 Yeah, it solidifies as it touches the air. 207 00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:14,140 I have a pamphlet on plasticine hemp in the back. Let me see if I can get that. 208 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:25,060 It's the most popular, yes. 209 00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:26,580 The most popular ones? Yes. 210 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,980 I think people like the hemp snacks, you know, the hemp popper snacks. 211 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,660 What are those? The seeds, you know. Okay. 212 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:33,860 Do you like sunflower seeds? 213 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:34,940 Yeah. Okay. 214 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:38,180 Yeah, it's like their, I have, yeah. 215 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:42,480 Okay. So you do, do you eat them? Yeah, you eat them. But you can prepare them, 216 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,080 though. You can't just eat them out of here. 217 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:45,860 Well, it's easy. You've never. 218 00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:47,680 Oh, you smoke it. No. 219 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,900 Oh. You don't use any fire. It's just friction. 220 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:52,400 Okay. And you kind of prepare it. 221 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:53,940 Just rolling it. 222 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,780 And this is one of those things that people use just chilling, watching TV, 223 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:02,220 a little pop or break during work. 224 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:08,920 Oh, okay. Kind of go outside and you roll it into a little cup like that. 225 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,720 And you want to take one of these. 226 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,680 Okay, here we go. 227 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:16,160 I've never heard of this at all. You've never heard of this? No. 228 00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:19,540 Yeah, you're going to need to leave a little space in there. 229 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:22,280 so it can flex inside. 230 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:24,140 Kind of bunch up the tail. 231 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,600 And hold it like that. 232 00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:30,560 And you don't have to use fire or anything, but here, let's move out of 233 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:34,080 You want to give it kind of a little wing like this. 234 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,620 You ready? 235 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,720 Oh, 236 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,400 wow. Yeah. 237 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,180 Looks like cheese, right? 238 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:47,520 Yeah. 239 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,220 Looks like a little... 240 00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:55,030 But it's made from a hemp seed. You want to try that? Oh, that's super awesome. 241 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,310 Yeah. 242 00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:59,470 Super flavorful. 243 00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:04,030 And it pops up just like popcorn. 244 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,950 Exactly right. We sell these in, you know, packs. 245 00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:08,770 They come in one. 246 00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,610 You could also try and do them in the microwave. 247 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,010 Okay. And these are the top of the line kind. They have like cheaper ones. 248 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:17,800 Sorry. Okay. 249 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:18,880 Oh, man. 250 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:21,000 Don't worry about that. I'll get that swept up. Yeah. 251 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,240 Drop the jar. 252 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:24,940 So they have different flavors? 253 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,680 Yeah. There's caramel, there's cheese, there's chocolate. 254 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:30,540 Let me see if I have something sweet in the back. I'm going to have caramel. 255 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,040 All right. 256 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,880 So I've been using it for, like, months. 257 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,040 And, yeah, I live in L .A. now. 258 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,080 Yeah, you know what's really good, too, for stress relief, and I was just making 259 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,880 some this morning, is the parrot's milk. 260 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,380 Really? Yeah, here you go. 261 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:04,340 All righty. 262 00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:05,980 Hey, buddy. 263 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,180 All right. You ever taste that parrot's milk before? No, I haven't, and I've 264 00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:10,920 never seen a more well -behaved parrot. 265 00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:12,860 They're really chill. Hey. 266 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,880 And the thing to do with them, he's so docile, isn't he? 267 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,179 Yeah, it's wild. 268 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:20,400 I have a chihuahua that acts similarly. 269 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,160 Oh, yeah, do you milk the chihuahua? 270 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,380 No, I don't. 271 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:24,820 Oh, male, 272 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,300 yeah, that becomes tricky. 273 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,260 All right, we've got to stimulate him a little bit. 274 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,980 There we go. I kind of do it with him in the morning, you know. We get our 275 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,920 little groove on just to loosen things up. 276 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:36,780 How you doing, buddy? Doing good? 277 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:38,980 Good boy? All right. 278 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,380 Okay, come on. 279 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,120 And a little bit. There you go. 280 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,600 There you go, a little bit. 281 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,580 That's great, a little bit. Okay. 282 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,160 There you go. 283 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,540 Oh, my God. All right. 284 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:51,939 He's full. 285 00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:52,940 He's really full. 286 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:55,260 Okay. That's very good. 287 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,580 Very good little guy. 288 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,920 Yeah. Yeah, I've never... He is. 289 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,420 I was not expecting to see that. Oh, yeah. 290 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,520 I didn't even know that was a thing. 291 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:08,240 What? Ferret milk. Oh, ferret milk. Yeah, it's a big thing. We make ferret 292 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,560 cheese out of it, too. 293 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,360 Can I try it? Yeah, sure, please. 294 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,520 I grew up in Wisconsin, so... 295 00:15:15,419 --> 00:15:20,000 My dad made cheese, so I'm just using it with ferrets, the same kind of process, 296 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,220 you know. Yeah. 297 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:26,020 It's a little tart, but kind of has a buttery here. I'm going to put him down. 298 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:27,340 Yeah, that's fine. And he's chill. 299 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,060 Yeah, he's going to hang out over there. 300 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:33,600 But I'll get you, if you want to taste just the pure milk. 301 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,100 Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good. 302 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:36,940 There we go. 303 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,320 All right. 304 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,280 There you go. Do you want to taste? I'll taste it. It's wild. 305 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:44,540 It's unexpected. 306 00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:46,280 Yeah. You drink soy milk? 307 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,500 Yeah. If you can drink soy, you can drink ferret's milk. 308 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:50,879 Oh, my. 309 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,880 Yeah. Delicious. 310 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,479 It's good, right? 311 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,180 What? It just came out of that thing? 312 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,640 Yeah. They're always so much more active when they've been milked, you know? 313 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:00,220 It's wild. 314 00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:04,000 They lose about a pound under there, yeah. It's like a normal day at the 315 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,260 Yeah. Oh, 316 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:09,500 I'm sorry. She's still full. Okay. 317 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,800 I'm going to get a paper towel. Sorry about that. 318 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,040 It's good, though. 319 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:17,360 It is good. Fresh personal, man. The best. 320 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,780 They told the future, bro. It is blowing my mind, dude. 321 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,720 It is blowing my mind right now. 322 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,400 Fucking ham fountain. 323 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,300 I'm taking this place over today. 324 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,380 I'm going to crash into the hidden camera. No. 325 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,260 I haven't seen what they were doing here. They said they were digging to 326 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,780 some flowers, but apparently they hit a pipe. 327 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,360 Oh, all right. That's what we're just checking out. Thanks for jumping in, by 328 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:50,779 the way. 329 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:53,440 They make us work in twos, and my partner left, so. Oh, that's wonderful. 330 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,440 Yeah. Because I was asking him. He's like, I saw that I was going to be doing 331 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,380 something. Yeah. I'm just standing there doing cooking. Oh, yeah, yeah. 332 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:00,920 Yeah. Oh, yeah, well. 333 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,280 Yeah, so there's like a pipe. 334 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,800 Oh, and he got a troll. Look at it. 335 00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:07,339 Wait, what is it? A troll. Look at it. Oh, no, it looks like a time capsule. 336 00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:08,700 what is that thing? Is that a time capsule? 337 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,700 Yep, it's a capsule. Oh, dude. 338 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:13,170 Look at that. It's a time capsule, dude. 339 00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:19,950 Oh, my God. These dudes hit that. Time capsule project, 1994. 340 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,430 Whoa. 341 00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:23,410 They thought it was a pipe. They didn't even investigate. 342 00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:29,110 No. That's crazy. I guess from 1993, 1994, that was popular at that time 343 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:30,850 it's a graduation thing. 344 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,630 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that. Did you ever do one of those? I did it with my 345 00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:35,630 kids in Wisconsin. 346 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,170 Oh, this was done through the school. 347 00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:38,710 Yeah, you can tell that's from the school. 348 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:43,370 That's what, you know what, this whole area was like a time capsule project 349 00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:45,910 they abandoned. So I get it now. You know what they're doing, dude. 350 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,430 They said they're not, they didn't want planting here originally because they 351 00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:54,750 put a statue here. Okay. So you can go online and by popular vote what statue 352 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:58,370 going to be in the park. So like I have to come up with what would be a good 353 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,030 Chicago statue in a park. 354 00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:03,650 Like a person or a... Anything. I'll think so, like the Aaron Waterstone. 355 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,990 Mickey Mouse, I don't know, whatever, you know. 356 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,520 I don't know, like the Aaron Watershow, maybe? 357 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,000 Aaron Watershow? Yeah, like a fighter jet, the F -16. Oh, that'd be a good 358 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,080 Like, just people's eyes. Hey, I want to stop there and take a picture with it 359 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,840 or something. Yeah, because it would catch your eye. Yeah, exactly. 360 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,800 Man. Dude, I did one of those when I was a kid. I remember in elementary school. 361 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,520 You took it in memory lane? Yeah, you had to, like, write, like, what do you 362 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,180 want to be when you grow up? Yeah, and then put it in a time capsule. What did 363 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:28,500 you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be an archaeologist and an 364 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,740 astronomer. I think I said astronaut, but not astronomer. 365 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,480 Well, you know what I think we should do? 366 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:36,120 Let me call and see if we can, what we should do with this thing. And we should 367 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,120 actually take it out and put it back in? You do me a favor while I make this 368 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:42,080 call. Just, we're going to put maybe two things of flowers over here. So pick 369 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,100 any color. Okay. 370 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:47,020 Whatever you think would look, and make it the same, you know, like. No, that's 371 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,180 what I'm saying. So I can put a yellow and a purple or just two yellow? 372 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,540 You can do a yellow and a purple, sure. Okay. Whatever you want. 373 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:55,620 Whatever you want. 374 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,860 Thank you. You're the artist. 375 00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,580 Hey, what's going on, Russ? 376 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:04,920 This thing was a time capsule. Remember how they had that time capsule project 377 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:05,920 here? 378 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,700 Yeah, so we were just asking, should we try and figure out what school it's from 379 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,060 or something? Are we going to turn these things in? 380 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,140 No, it does look damaged, yeah. 381 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,520 Right, right, right. 382 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,220 We can open it? 383 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,280 Seriously? 384 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,060 Copy that. Okay, thank you. He said he just doesn't want to turn them in if 385 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:22,839 they're damaged. 386 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,720 No, they're not damaged. It looks pretty damaged, right? 387 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,180 You want to do the honors? 388 00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:28,420 I don't care. 389 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:29,920 Yeah? Yeah. 390 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,250 Go for it, man. 391 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:35,330 Let's find out what school it's from. That's... I feel like this is, like, a 392 00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:36,610 better job than I was supposed to do. 393 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:39,590 Archaeologist. I liked it. Oh, my God. And you're getting to be an 394 00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:40,590 archaeologist. Beautiful. 395 00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:43,450 Beautiful. It works out. That is some serendipity right there. 396 00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:46,810 Smells like 1994. 397 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,310 Oh, yeah. 398 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:50,210 Wow. 399 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:51,369 Smells like earth. 400 00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:53,090 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at these, like, toys. 401 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:54,690 Yeah, that's it. A 93. 402 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:58,030 Oh, it's like a fast food... Yeah, the McDonald's right there. Yeah. 403 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,110 You could talk. 404 00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:03,750 That's what gave it away. There you go. One, two, three, four, five. 405 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,270 What is it? 406 00:20:05,630 --> 00:20:06,509 Five guys. 407 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:08,170 It's a story from a child. Yeah, it is. 408 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,870 It's a... Mariachis. 409 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,290 Mariachis. 410 00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:14,050 Look at this. 411 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:18,510 At the lake, the bull in the bag taking pictures. Right behind you, look at it. 412 00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:19,890 They're giving you future. 413 00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:22,230 They're telling the future right there. 414 00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:23,530 Dude. 415 00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:26,250 That's crazy. That is nuts. 416 00:20:27,229 --> 00:20:29,810 That's so funny. Take a picture. Oh, my God. 417 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:35,590 You're nuts, dude. 418 00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:37,110 That's crazy. 419 00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:39,770 What are the chances of that? 420 00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:45,210 We're planning purple and yellow, dude. That is nuts, dude. 421 00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,670 I'm wearing a red shirt, and I got a hair in a bun. 422 00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:50,910 You're wearing blue and khaki pants, dude. 423 00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:54,050 Look at what we're building. Look at it. And a jet. 424 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:56,780 Remember I said put a jet right here? 425 00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:59,280 Shut up. Dude, this is nuts, dude. 426 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,280 Shut the f*** up right now. 427 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,080 Dude, we're wearing the same clothes. 428 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,940 We got the same flowers, dude. 429 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:09,200 They told the f***ing future, bro. It is blowing my f***ing mind, dude. 430 00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:11,100 It is blowing my f***ing mind right now. 431 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,560 Dude, we're wearing the same clothes. 432 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,480 We got the same f***ing flowers, dude. 433 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:24,680 They told the f***ing future, bro. It is blowing my f***ing mind, dude. 434 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:30,210 It is blowing my mind right now. I don't even know what to say. Dude, that is 435 00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:32,410 nuts. That's so weird, dude. What else is there? 436 00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:33,650 What the f***? 437 00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:34,930 My name's Julio. 438 00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:36,570 I went to Irma C. Ruiz. 439 00:21:37,270 --> 00:21:38,290 Shut the f*** up. 440 00:21:39,870 --> 00:21:40,689 Wait, what? 441 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:45,110 Dude, I went to that school. That's a grammar school on 24th and 11th. 442 00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:47,350 You went to this school? Irma C. Ruiz. 443 00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:49,430 Irma C. Ruiz. Yes, sir. 444 00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:50,589 Dude, look. 445 00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:53,570 When I grow up, I want to be an archaeologist. Shut the f*** up, dude. 446 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,000 Nuts, bro. I told the future. 447 00:21:56,460 --> 00:21:57,460 It's me. 448 00:21:57,780 --> 00:22:01,520 You drew this? Dude, I didn't even know, dude. Are you serious? I am not. Wait, 449 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,460 you're from Chicago. Where are you from? I grew up in Pilsen. 450 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:07,820 Didn't I just tell you? 451 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:11,980 Dude, mariachis. And they're mariachis. Oh, well. 452 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,580 Remember, there's mariachis right there. There's a story. 453 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:15,900 That's the one thing. 454 00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:17,460 That's the one thing that's not right. 455 00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:24,650 Shut the fuck up. 456 00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:30,910 Dude, I told the future, bro. 457 00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:32,370 Are you? 458 00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:33,950 Dude. 459 00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:35,590 Dude. 460 00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:39,730 Dude, I am not joking around with you right now. 461 00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:42,990 How did I find it thinking it was a pipe? 462 00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:47,050 Because if someone set this up as a joke, how would they have known what you 463 00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:48,050 were going to say? 464 00:22:48,590 --> 00:22:52,190 Or what color? Yes, or what color pants. I'm like, this would be perfect right 465 00:22:52,190 --> 00:22:53,690 here. Mariachi's playing. 466 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:56,890 Somebody getting the color of their stuff. 467 00:22:57,190 --> 00:23:00,430 I'm wearing a red shirt. You're wearing blue or beige. That has blue and beige. 468 00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:01,910 Look at my black pants. 469 00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:08,070 Dude, you should go play the lotto or something. Dude, walkie -talkie. A bun. 470 00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:10,110 You got to have backwards. 471 00:23:11,010 --> 00:23:13,270 Dude, this is crazy, man. 472 00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:14,990 This is insane. 473 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:18,130 Crazy, bro. And what did you just say? What do you want to be when you grow up? 474 00:23:18,170 --> 00:23:19,029 An archaeologist. 475 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:20,190 This is somebody's story. 476 00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:21,890 Mother... It's my... 477 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,120 Sorry, I remember the robot. 478 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:25,680 You remember the robot? I remember the f***ing robot, dude. 479 00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:27,180 I remember the f***ing robot. 480 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,700 I remember the f***ing robot. 481 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:33,120 I'm just as confused as you are. Dude, I'm tripping on that. It just happened. 482 00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:35,020 It just f***ing happened. 483 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:36,300 Yo, what do we do? 484 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,400 I don't know, bro. 485 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,639 I don't f***ing know. 486 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,880 This has got to be like when something lines up like that. 487 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,520 Parallel universe as well. There's a technical term for like a parallel 488 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,800 universe. A wormhole? 489 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,280 But it's like an effect. 490 00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:50,120 When someone goes through an effect. Like a trifecta? Effect. 491 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:59,040 Do you know that Carbonaro Effect is also the name of a hidden camera 492 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:05,240 magic TV show that you're on right now? 493 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,780 My name's Michael Carbonaro. I'm a magician. 494 00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:12,860 You serious? I'm serious. 495 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,060 But this is crazy, though. 496 00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:15,660 A bit of it, yeah. 497 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:16,819 Was that crazy? 498 00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:19,800 Yes, that was good. Dude, you were jumping up and down. We were screaming. 499 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,260 two of us, it was great. Dude, I was just tripping. Like, dude, did this 500 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:23,740 just happen right now? Yeah, it totally happened.