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Everybody knows that magicians have
beautiful assistants.

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I'm no different. In fact, today, I've
invited four friends to be my beautiful

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magic assistants.

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That's right, guys!

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Yes!

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Yes! They're here!

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Should I have worn black? Oh, boy. What?

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I can connect all of the parts that are
here in the science surplus ball

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together. I will be able to create a
machine that will control the world.

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A photo photo?

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Yeah, I have like a picture picture.

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Wouldn't they want to be with you,
though? Yeah, sure. But I can sign one.

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that would be awesome.

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Yeah? Great.

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Okay.

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What's your name?

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Madeline. Madeline.

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M -A -D -E -L -I -N -E. L -I -N -E. Is

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that right?

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Here, I'll put this one to both of you.

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Marlena. Marlena. M -A -R -L -E -N -A.

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And A. Great.

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So you watch true TV?

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A lot. Yeah?

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Do you watch any other shows?

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Tracto Joker. Oh, really?

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Oh, that's great. Do you have their
autograph?

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No way. Oh, someday, right?

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Someday. All right, well, you guys enjoy
that.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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That's great.

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Wait, wait, what's in the head? How do
you do that?

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Oh, to Madeline and Marlene.

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Oh, right.

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Oh.

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Sorry, yeah.

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Because I think we're on the same
network, so they make us share the same

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pics. Wasn't it your picture?

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Yeah, but because they're on the same
network, we don't always know what we're

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signing.

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They have all kinds of contracts and
stuff.

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And they're accepting the fact that it
wasn't a trick. It was just a mistake.

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Now, if you guys had really been there,
I would have blown her face. Well, we

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are here today, Michael. Good.

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What do you got?

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Monsters. Little monsters. Little rubber
monsters.

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Finger puppet monsters.

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Finger puppet monsters. The band bots.

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Do they work on that?

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What is that?

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All these are the rubber band bots.

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I have no idea what that is. Oh, you
just take loose bands.

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You know, you bunch up a bunch of them
in your hand.

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where the band bot goes inside.

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Push it into the bands and it just makes
a little... Yeah, they're self

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-wrapping.

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So that's really wild.

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It's crazy. It's tight, too. It makes it
real.

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Oh, my dog would have fun.

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That's solid, right?

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It is.

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That's really wild.

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I don't know how they do that.

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How much are they?

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Oh!

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Yeah, see, it only lasted like 20
seconds, though, and then it's good.

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they were trying to get them for office
supply stores.

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How much were they?

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They were selling for 25 cents.

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So you just wrap it up in there and then
throw it down?

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Yeah. I might have instructions on how
to use them. I'll be right back. This

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you could kind of work it.

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Okay, that's great.

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I've got to leave here.

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And was this your return here, the safe
book? Oh, okay. Oh, this one's ours.

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You've seen these things before, right?

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It's a book, but then you can hide stuff
in it because they burrow it out.

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It's kind of cool, right? I didn't know
it was ours.

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I would have sold it to somebody.

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This is our extra register.

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That is awesome.

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Yeah, it's well done.

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How much are they?

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Well, that's the old version.

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That's not a very good one.

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This one's laser -cut pages.

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Oh, that's amazing. Yeah, and apparently
it has a... I think it's going for five

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bucks. You're kidding me. Yeah, and it
has a lock on it.

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It does?

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Yeah, and then close it. You can lock by
pressing that, and then someone will be

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able to open it or find your... And then
how do you open it?

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Like that.

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Whoops.

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Wait. And so then... Wait. What did I
just do?

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That is creepy.

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They said it was double security.

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A double security safe.

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Wait a minute. Let me grab the
combination.

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Hold on a second.

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Yes!

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Oh my goodness.

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Admin?

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There's no way that that is in there.

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How are you? Fine.

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I have a telescope back here.

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Okay.

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She's going to get that for you.

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What do you think about this?

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I'm going to get it for my mom.

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Oh, I'm going to pick for me.

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My mom collects math.

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Is there hand woven? Yeah. There's a
woman who, she ties knots to be able to

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it that intricate.

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Mm -hmm. You like it? Okay, good.

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I don't know what else to get her.

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We get a lot of stuff.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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This is what I'm getting my grown son.

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What's that?

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My grown son.

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Oh, yeah. He loves science. Oh, yeah.
He's based in that.

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Does he like masks?

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No. Okay, good. Oh, you're a good mom.

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You're going to get to go home with one
of these, too, every purchase.

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This is a detangler, you know, for
lights.

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You know, because I just took these out,
I was going to decorate them.

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But, you know, when I pulled them out,
it was like a nightmare here.

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So what?

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I'm never going to get that undone. I
used to just throw those away.

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But if you can just find the end, then
you're in. You've got to plug it into

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that end.

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Go ahead. You want to plug that in?

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That side, exactly.

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Uh -huh.

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Plugs right in. There we go.

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Yeah. And then this goes in here.

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I drop it in there. Oh, that way you are
always able to find it. Yeah.

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So then you plug it in.

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And there you go.

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Well, you'll hear it.

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You hear it in there? Yeah, yeah.

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That's it.

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And once it stops, it'll untick. Isn't
that great?

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Isn't it something?

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Yep. Wow.

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It does such a good job. It sure is.
Holy cow.

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Yep.

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Definitely. I don't have my tree up yet.
Oh, yeah? Well, you know, when the time

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is right.

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But that's great. Yeah, but isn't that
cool the way it just comes out like

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All tangled? I don't know how it gets
that much. I don't know.

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Undone. But. It's really great. That's
pretty cool.

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Yeah. And it's pretty fast, too.

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Yeah, I could do this. I'm going to put
it in the. Oop.

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I probably shouldn't put it while it's
still there. That's what I was going to

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say because you might bend her.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, not plugged in. But I could
probably put both gifts in there for my

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no.

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Oh, shoot.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Okay. You know what?

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Oh, my goodness.

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All right.

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Oh. How long did it take her to make
that, I wonder? Did each one take three

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months? Oh.

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Okay.

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It certainly is that.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, I feel so bad for you. Well, don't
don't let me call and see if I can order

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one more mask before my mom.

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Sorry. All right. Be careful with that
thing. I'm not touching it.

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How did you do that? No secrets
revealed.

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More with the Jokers when we come back.

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Ready? Yeah, here we go. Here we go.

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We're going on a nature trail, and I
need three rats.

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Darren, get over here.

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Here's my buddy Darren.

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You see in the water, there's all of
these...

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bits of algae and natural plant life in
there. You'll notice we don't have as

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many water bugs over on this side as
you'll have over here, and that's just

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because of how much. You can see their
little legs coming.

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What is that?

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Look at that. Oh, perfect, perfect. What
is that?

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Look at this.

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You guys were here on a good day.

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What is it?

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This is a baby porcupine. Oh, that's
what I thought.

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Yeah, well, you should have said it.
There was a prize.

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Ooh, they are a little bit prickly. That
you have to be careful of.

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Here, I'll step through here for you.

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Let me come on over here to the other
side. Turn around so you can all see

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Cute, right? Do they bite?

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No, they don't bite.

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Okay,

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he's molting a little bit here.

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Okay, there we go. Yeah, you can see one
of his little quills came off.

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You see that? You see the way he's kind
of flinching like that?

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Yeah, his little quill will pop off. You
feel it?

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That's why they have him, for predators?

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Yes, to prevent predators. See how much?

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Yeah, he's got a lot coming. Okay, yeah,
he's going full molt now.

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Okay, that's good.

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And this will get him ready.

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What? Oh, come on. Oh, what?

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Yeah. Okay.

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That's very good.

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Very good.

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Okay. He's just got a few left.

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Okay, good.

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Without the quills, he's going to be a
lot more susceptible to predators.

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You can feel his... Wow, so soft.

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Yeah, very, very soft.

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He'll have new quills probably by 6 p
.m. tonight. They'll start to sprout out

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just as the sun comes down.

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You can see these little dots on his
back here?

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That's where they're going to emerge
from.

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We don't want them to get eaten alive by
any of those fox or coyote. So the best

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thing to do, if you find one, you scare
it and it loses its quills, and just get

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him on over here. There you go, buddy.

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There he goes.

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You see him like that?

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You see him swimming?

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A little bit by the...

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I saw it. Kind of darting in and out of
there?

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Well, they are attracted to water.

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When they lose their quills, they are.
They switch over.

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That's why it was here to begin with.
Otherwise, Nat, it would be somewhere

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else. Probably when it was on its way
over. Yeah.

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You'd never find a porcupine with quills
swimming in the lake.

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There we go. I got one.

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Cool. Here.

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Hey, I'll bring him on over here.

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Look at this little guy. Here, let me
step up here for you.

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See that?

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Isn't he something?

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It's a red ring neck.

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This little guy, he can be our, he's our
little park friend.

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What do you got there?

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What is that?

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Oh! Did you pull a baby turtle out of
there? At that?

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No way. Yes!

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Where did it come from? Look at you,
tucked up inside of his shoulder.

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That's crazy.

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Isn't that great?

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah. That is so cool.

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Do you see that?

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They really are very nurturing
creatures.

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She's like, put my child down. Right?
She's probably like, why are you doing

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this? Cool.

254
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Aren't they so sweet? Yeah.

255
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What? Do you want to hold him? I
definitely want to hold him. You want to

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the baby?

257
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Yeah. Okay, you hold on to the baby. My
little kitty.

258
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Okay. Oh, my God. Good.

259
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I think it might be.

260
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I'm going to just get him a little of
the natural pond water. Will you hold on

261
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to him for a second?

262
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Okay. Are you sure you don't want to
hold him? All right, great.

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He's so fast.

264
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There we go. Yeah, he doesn't want to
open his eyes.

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All right, we're going to just rub him
here.

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There we go.

267
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What the?

268
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You see that?

269
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You see this? Look.

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You see the way it swims?

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Sorry.

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Little baby's right there.

273
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So that's probably one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven. Let's open up a

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turtle. Hmm?

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Wait.

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You just opened up this turtle and
pulled its babies out?

277
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Well, when they're pregnant, you know,
when they're ready to give birth like

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that.

279
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That's crazy.

280
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Yeah. It's just a drop birth.

281
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You know, and they'll do that between
two rocks.

282
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They'll stand up and they'll wedge
themselves.

283
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She just had a bunch of babies in her.

284
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Yeah, that's why I was showing you the
bottom. Oh, my God. You could feel that.

285
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Did you see him?

286
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Oh, okay.

287
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Yeah, you get it, right? Yeah.

288
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See, that's about how many we have
there.

289
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There's a bunch of them there. You want
to put him in with the brothers there?

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There you go.

291
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There he goes.

292
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Take a little swim.

293
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That's crazy. So adorable, isn't it?
Yeah. Here, let me have a... Do you want

294
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hold it?

295
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:03,990
Well, you want to hold this? Sure. You
would hold him? Okay.

296
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His little nails can get scratchy there.
Okay, I'm going to get something to put

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him in. Can you hang up for one second?
Okay. Why can't you go back in the

298
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water? Hang on one sec.

299
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Would you mind taking a picture of me?
No.

300
00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:26,380
Taking some pictures?

301
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,300
I'm good. Just put her in here? Yeah,
drop her in the bucket.

302
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,960
Gently. Yep, she's a mom.

303
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Okay.

304
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Great.

305
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,360
These little guys.

306
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:45,100
Yeah. The ones that have a little bit
darker on there.

307
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Let's get one of these guys out.

308
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Maybe we can get him.

309
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Just open that up. See those little
babies inside there?

310
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,980
No. What are those?

311
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Those are little tiny babies.

312
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,060
Turtle? Yeah, those are turtle babies.
No way.

313
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Those babies had babies?

314
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:05,160
Well, the babies are holding babies,
yeah. There's always two generations

315
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with turtles.

316
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,360
That's why the mother has, she lays now
eggs.

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And later eggs. That's the technical
term. It's so weird that those are

318
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Yeah, these guys here. I'm going to pick
one up here.

319
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See it?

320
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,200
Right, and they'll lose their little
legs. That's the first thing, like the

321
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humans would lose baby teeth.

322
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:25,120
That's so crazy. Yeah.

323
00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:29,340
It's a survival technique that they use
called the Carbonaro Effect.

324
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,760
Have you heard of that before, the
Carbonaro?

325
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:37,840
Oh, the Carbonaro Effect. It's also the
name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

326
00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,050
Okay. Yeah.

327
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:45,050
Where, like, a magician performs things,
acting as an ordinary person to see if

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people would believe in, you know, crazy
things like turtles giving birth by

329
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cracking them open and little babies
that live inside baby turtles, like me.

330
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:54,510
Like, I'm showing you magic right now,
and you guys are on my TV show right

331
00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:56,190
No way. Yes. Cool.

332
00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:59,610
Seriously? My name is Michael Carbonaro.
I'm a magician.

333
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,290
Yeah, so those are actually baby turtles
on your hand right now? Yeah. That's a

334
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:05,330
baby turtle. That's a baby turtle.

335
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,980
Yeah, that's how nature finds a way to
survive.

336
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,219
Yeah.

337
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,400
So that part was real.

338
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,240
Nope. Yeah.

339
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,860
Okay, okay, cool.

340
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,800
This is the double roasting process that
we all know and love.

341
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:18,980
Oh, oh, here we go.

342
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,180
Oh!

343
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:44,430
Welcome to the coffee bar. May I
introduce you to four tall, impractical

344
00:16:44,810 --> 00:16:50,890
All right, guys, you ready for this?
Yeah, I'm super excited. This is my

345
00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:54,770
favorite part of your show. I know you
didn't ask, but it's when you BS people.

346
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:55,549
Say no more.

347
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:58,430
Actually, I say a lot. You guys are
going to be doing the B .S. thing today.

348
00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:01,990
Great. I'll do the magic. You're
responsible for explaining it away with

349
00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:05,410
.S. Okay. All right? You guys to the
room. All right. Let's go. Let's go.

350
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:07,910
I go here?

351
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:13,210
I go here. I'm the David Copperfield of
B .S. Oh, my God.

352
00:17:14,109 --> 00:17:14,929
All right.

353
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:15,929
This is the machine.

354
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:16,429
All right.

355
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:19,270
You're going to explain to everybody
what's going on, and I'm going to work

356
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:22,720
Offer him a sip of coffee. We have
double roasted beans.

357
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,579
Double roasted beans. Yep. And you could
do this part if you want.

358
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:29,420
I lay a bag down on the bottom. You
could put one scoop of beans on top of

359
00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:30,420
bag. Okay.

360
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,960
And then we cover it up.

361
00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:37,100
And when the light gets turned on, we
just wait for the light to go off. Okay.

362
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,040
And when the light goes off, it may
happen automatically.

363
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,480
We lift.

364
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,960
Come on.

365
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:42,980
Come on.

366
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:47,540
No. Wait a second. No, come on. Joe, I
hope you know what's going on down

367
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:51,400
Did you see what just happened? I did,
and you look like a chicken without a

368
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,780
head out there. Get your act together,
please. You're representing us. Wait a

369
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,180
second. What just happened?

370
00:17:56,980 --> 00:18:00,140
Okay, the Jokers have just seen how they
think the trick is going to go.

371
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,840
What they aren't aware of is it will be
a little bit different when they try.

372
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,960
I'm going to figure out how he does
this.

373
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,600
I'm going to figure it out. The real
reason we came on this? Yeah. We're

374
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,040
to expose this whole thing.

375
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,640
You like coffee, right?

376
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,120
Here we go.

377
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,220
There he goes.

378
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,300
Not single roast where you might be used
to.

379
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,700
This here is a double roast process. We
put it in this machine.

380
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:26,800
It gets imported in from Cuba, Eastern
Cuba.

381
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:31,220
Yeah. And then it's well now with the
embargo gone, it's a whole thing.

382
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,540
Don't ever go to Western Cuba. And you
don't want your Western Cuban coffee.

383
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:35,199
Just only.

384
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,320
Okay. And then you go. Now it's roasted.

385
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,380
Wait, what?

386
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:40,960
As a bonus.

387
00:18:41,459 --> 00:18:44,260
As a bonus, you get these panties here
as well.

388
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:49,300
We just got carbonaro effected.

389
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:55,840
What happens is it's... Why do they
happen? These can be... The beans soak

390
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,160
through the lace. It's a dripping
process.

391
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,120
And the beans soak right through the
lace. It's a dripping process, a double

392
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,360
-roast dripping process, straight out of
eastern Cuba. So if you purchase it

393
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,620
today... So if you purchase it today,
you get the beans... And the dripping

394
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,400
panties. And you get the dripping
panties. I'm going to pass.

395
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:08,479
You're going to pass?

396
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,480
Okay, well...

397
00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:10,910
Well, thank you. Thank you. Good
presentation.

398
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,770
Doing well. Yeah, not bad. Thank you.

399
00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:15,490
Good job. Thanks. Thank you. You got it.

400
00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:17,170
And I'm keeping these.

401
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:19,249
Well done.

402
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,730
You know what's really weird, Joe?
What's that? These are Mars?

403
00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:25,870
It's a double roast. Have you ever heard
of it before?

404
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:27,690
It's a good old -fashioned double roast.

405
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,590
This, my mother drinks this.

406
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:32,190
And you just wait for the light. All day
and night, my mother just drinks it.

407
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:34,110
The light goes down, it's considered a
double roast. Boom.

408
00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:35,510
The light's off.

409
00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:37,610
Yeah. It's ready. Oh, yeah. There we go.

410
00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:38,830
There we go.

411
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:41,660
What is that?

412
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,920
It's a chinchilla. Oh, you got to be
kidding me.

413
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:46,260
Just explain.

414
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,920
Explain what? I don't know what to do.

415
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:52,020
So what you're basically drinking is
chinchilla pee.

416
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,280
Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, that's the
secret ingredient.

417
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:58,000
Double, double, double roasted. It's to
really separate the beans from the

418
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,660
chinchilla pellet. Yeah, he eats the
beans and he poops them out. No!

419
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,640
That's the double roast broth then.

420
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,380
That's what gives it that affinity.

421
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,680
One shot is enough.

422
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:15,960
Yeah. Cute. You forgot the purpose. You
were supposed to explain what was going

423
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,840
on, and you just fell in love with a
chinchilla.

424
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:22,560
I couldn't possibly explain anything.
You're throwing a cute little animal at

425
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,840
me. Oh, my God.

426
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,180
Go ahead and take a sip. See if you like
it.

427
00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:28,930
We're demoing the whole... Oh, it's
cold.

428
00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:31,890
I know, but don't worry about the
temperature. It's usually served cold.

429
00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:35,470
Coffee's not traditionally served hot.
He's good. He's good.

430
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:38,330
This guy, this carbonaro's good. He's
got a future.

431
00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:41,450
So what happens is as you roast it, it
actually goes into the bag. Just steam

432
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,450
it.

433
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:43,630
I swear to you, it washes.

434
00:20:43,930 --> 00:20:44,930
Okay.

435
00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:47,590
I'm about to blow your mind.

436
00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:51,310
Okay. Wait for the light to go off. What
it's doing is sending UV light through.

437
00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:54,290
Now it's a double roasting process. This
is the double roasting process that we

438
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:55,259
all know and love.

439
00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:57,800
They sell this for, like, I can get one
of these? No, no, no, this is in the

440
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,940
store only, but... Oh, oh, here we go.

441
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,240
Oh!

442
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:11,740
This is the double

443
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:13,140
roasting process that we all know and
love.

444
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,160
They sell this for, like, I can get one
of these? No, no, no, this is in the

445
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,280
store only, but... Oh, oh, here we go.

446
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,080
Yep.

447
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,220
It's in the panties.

448
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,640
Why is that there? It's adorable.

449
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:36,040
One in every 1 ,000 bags comes with a
chinchilla inside.

450
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:36,659
Do I hate it?

451
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:40,660
No, no, no, no, no. Salty balls. This is
the mascot. He doesn't know which way

452
00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:44,360
Murray was going to go, so he shook his
head diagonally, and he's losing it.

453
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:48,360
Which way Murray was going to go. Why
are you scratching your head, Mike?

454
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,360
up there?

455
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,680
Did he wear a panty?

456
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,520
There's nothing wrong with that. There's
nothing wrong with it.

457
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,600
It's like a muzzle. You know how a
muzzle will calm a dog down?

458
00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:59,180
That's right. Panties will calm a
chinchilla down. Exactly right.

459
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,060
Murray, step up your BS game here,
buddy. I know. I'm struggling.

460
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,159
What can I tell you?

461
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,500
Okay. Yes. So that's exactly what it is.
Chinchillas in nature are actually very

462
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,540
vicious wild animals. Put a pair of
panties on them, they calm right down.

463
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,080
This is a chinchilla for you.

464
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:13,820
A pair of panties.

465
00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:16,180
Thank you. There you go. You got it.
Have a good one.

466
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,300
Have a good day. He eats vegetables.
He's a vegetarian.

467
00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:22,300
Yeah. Carrot, celery, rutabaga.

468
00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:23,810
Coffee. Coffee.

469
00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:25,650
Coffee. Yeah. I think my BS.

470
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:26,970
Yeah. Coffee too.

471
00:22:27,770 --> 00:22:31,190
I'm sorry. How is nobody put off by a
rodent?

472
00:22:31,970 --> 00:22:36,250
No one's put off by a rodent. Yeah. My
favorite part is how Michael left one

473
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,250
back here too.

474
00:22:41,970 --> 00:22:45,350
Okay. Is there anything that he would be
like afraid of?

475
00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:47,070
Plenty.

476
00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:51,770
Trust me. I know it doesn't sound like
it, but trust me.

477
00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:53,460
Trust me. Here we go.

478
00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:54,880
He doesn't be afraid of success.

479
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,760
Happiness. Happiness.

480
00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:59,360
Health. Fitness. Love.

481
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:01,880
Love. It's very quick, the UV process.

482
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,680
I mean, think about how long it would
take you to brew a pot of coffee, right?

483
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:12,380
And so now... Now,

484
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,120
this is... No,

485
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:16,700
you don't drink this.

486
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,320
It's from Nicaragua.

487
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,600
Well, show them. Show them.

488
00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:24,470
It's a hairless cat!

489
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:25,890
So how do you get the coffee out of
there?

490
00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:30,210
I mean, this is... It looks like a cat,
but it's not.

491
00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:34,030
You'll notice all the beans are gone.
You'll notice all the beans are... Beans

492
00:23:34,030 --> 00:23:35,270
are gone. Yeah. Beans are gone.

493
00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:38,070
That's why I just got blown!

494
00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:43,470
Yeah, this is a cute thing. You might
have seen it in books and on the web.

495
00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:44,930
You're going to turn that into coffee?

496
00:23:45,370 --> 00:23:47,910
No, no. No, this doesn't. This just
helps the roasting process.

497
00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:49,690
It'll eat all of the runt.

498
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:54,240
beans and inside the it's a long process
that we're just getting here in the

499
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:59,120
states now is the nicaraguan effect oh
yeah no it's the it's the carbonaro

500
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:04,440
effect carbonaro okay yeah every day
yeah have you heard of that process the

501
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:09,500
carbonaro effect no i have no tell me
about the carbonaro effect is a is a

502
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:14,640
hidden camera magic show tv show that
you happen to be on right now i know it

503
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,920
sounds impractical but you're on it

504
00:24:19,270 --> 00:24:24,390
I mean, I'm not scared, but get off
my... You couldn't give me the panties?