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We're in a grocery store.

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Shh.

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I've been working here for seven
minutes, and I might get a manager card.

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I think it's time we called Ma.

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How you doing?

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I'm okay.

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How are you?

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Doing great.

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Good. Got your own bags here.

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I do.

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Oh, and you got a cabbage here?

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Cabbage. All right, cool. I always get
confused the difference between the

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cabbage and the lettuce.

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Seriously?

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So this is cabbage. Cabbage is smoother.

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Smoother? Yeah.

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All right. Yeah, cabbage is smoother,
and the leaves are thinner. See how thin

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these are? Yeah. Lettuce, the leaves are
sort of coming out, and they're not.

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Oh, okay. And they're definitely not as
heavy. Cabbage is always heavy. Yeah.

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Oh, someone said something about the
weight. It's always heavy. Yep. It's

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heavier. Heavier. Much heavier than
lettuce.

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I knew it was about the weight. Yeah.
But someone showed me the shake test,

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right?

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Is there a way to tell, like, a good
healthy one?

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You give it, like, a good clam like
that.

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Oh, yeah.

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Wait, where's my cabbage?

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I think this was Brussels sprouts.

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No!

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That's what I was asking you.

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That's what I was trying to ask you.
Wait, where's my cabbage?

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I don't understand what you mean.

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I had a cabbage. Yeah, but cabbages
don't do that.

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Brussels sprouts do this. These are
Brussels sprouts.

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I know.

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I like Brussels sprouts, but I want my
cabbage.

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These are little baby cabbages.

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Right, exactly.

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So I can't ring it up as a cabbage
because Brussels sprouts are baby

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know. Baby cabbages.

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I know.

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Where's my cabbage?

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Well, we could get you a cabbage if you
want. No, I have it.

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Oh, my God. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's
what I was saying.

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The weight test, if you shake it and
they break apart, then that's Brussels

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sprouts. That's the thing when we're
stocking them.

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Okay. And no, it's weird. They sell
these for more money.

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So you could buy, if you buy a Brussels
sprout. A whole bunch of baby cabbages.

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Then you'd have, yeah, Brussels sprouts.

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So do you want, would you like a
cabbage?

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Okay, I'll get you a cabbage.

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Okay.

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Okay, darling.

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Can I tell you a secret?

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My name's Michael Carbonaro. I'm in
disguise right now. I have a TV show.

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have a hidden camera TV show.

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Really? Yeah, I'm a magician.

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Oh, my God.

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What were you thinking?

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I don't know. It can't be.

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Where's the camera?

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saying it's not the pin didn't work or
whatever i was just saying that the

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chip's not voice activated did you that
is that a chip does that work in other

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places it does it does but no worries
it's also the slide does oh okay they

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you a certain amount of time and then
you'll have to activate that but this

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little thing oh it's activated it is
yeah do you have a password for it

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uh i don't know i'm gonna check it do
you press it and yeah see that that's

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invalid

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I just used this card. You know what I
could do? I could hook it up.

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You can just make a password if you
want. These things are so... I'm like...

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This is the worst.

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They keep doing that.

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Okay.

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Let me get it.

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Okay,

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so you just have a password. You can
make one up.

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Cermak.

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Great. Okay, that'll be your password.

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Okay. So before you use this, just...
Speak your password before you hand it

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over. For real? Or swipe it, yeah.

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I didn't even know it was that advanced.

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Yeah, the front part has little voice
activators, and it'll recognize your

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voice. So I say Cermak, and then I put
it in? Yep, or Cermak and hand it to the

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cashier. Wow. Or some people, when they
look through their wallet, they'll say

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it. Right, so I don't reveal my
password.

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Right, yeah, you might want to change
that now. Yeah, no, that's fine.

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Okay, so you slide that.

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And I should be, man. I had no idea.

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Yep.

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Password verified.

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Read. I had no, man.

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Yep. Complicated world. It is. Now you
know. You got it, man. Have a great day.

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Change that when you go home. I will.
Okay.

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Press it five times.

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Five times. And it will let you think.

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Just that?

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Yeah. Okay.

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Very easy.

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Very easy.

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377.

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Okay, out of five.

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$1 .23.

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Okay, I owe you $1. I apologize, I have
those stupid ones that the bank is

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giving us now, but these are the single
thing here. I was going to set it for

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single.

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Do you do this at home or no?

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No. Oh, yeah, you got to like... Oh,
these are hundreds.

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All right, hold on.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a
minute.

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Oh, because this light was set for that.

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Great.

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They're all coded differently now.

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Oh, yes. You know, at the bank it's
coded.

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Any bill can be any denomination,
depending on the light.

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Great. There you go. Sorry.

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And if the light frequency is right,
it'll be that, so.

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All right.

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Good.

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Will you flip that back when you go
home?

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Yeah. How would they do that? You got to
just put it in the toaster for like 10

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minutes. Uh -huh. And we'll flip back to
a single.

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Okay. Yeah? All right. And remember,
turn it back to the single.

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I know. It's the honor system now.

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I know. Okay.

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Thanks. Have a great day.

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What an honest man.

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How are you? I'm good.

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Great. You find everything well?

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Yeah, I only came in for one thing.

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Oh, this is the promotion.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Oh, but you know what? This one's the
deluxe one, though.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, this one usually goes
for $15.

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What?

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Oh, this one's complete.

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Oh, okay. So you can try that one.

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You're going to have to ring it up
separately.

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Okay.

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There.

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All right, yeah.

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Just ring that up.

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Yeah, I just have to do it in separate
pieces.

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Okay, so I've got to ring this.

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All right.

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What the hell?

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Huh? I didn't have any idea that any of
that would be in there. Oh, yeah, I have

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to ring it up separately. Okay. It's a
complete breakfast, so all the elements

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have to be rung in separately.

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Some of the boxes are not complete.

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This one's the complete. Okay.

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Is that okay?

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Well, yeah, it's just you have to touch
all of my food now.

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Which is kind of gross. Hold on, let me
just get the milk out.

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There's milk in there, too.

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Yeah. Oh, my gosh. It's just so you can
have a complete... Well, you're the

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weird... Just get the rest out. Sorry
it's taking so long.

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I feel bad.

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It's like they try to do a promotion and
then you end up waiting here. Okay.

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The paper's free, so there's no skew on
that.

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And then... Okay.

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That's just the breakfast. Why would
anybody buy that?

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Do you know, like, on commercials when
they say, like, they serve their cereal

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and they say part of this complete
breakfast?

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They can't say that unless they actually
provide a complete breakfast version of

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the product, you know?

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Okay. So, last thing here.

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Here, hold on.

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I'm going to get you a fresh box so that
this stuff doesn't get rung up

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separately. One second. I'm getting her
a fresh box of the home oat.

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Sorry about that.

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We have a fine shop, and I have brand
new hidden cameras today, so no one will

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notice they're being filmed.

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Hello, can I help you?

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Is this your first time here?

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Yes. Oh, cool, man.

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What are these?

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It's like little glass beads, little
flat glass beads.

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Okay. You feel them?

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You remember those candies?

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You kind of pick the candies off of the
paper?

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What exactly do you, like, you just...
What do you mean? Well, they're

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You pick one of them off. Okay. And you
roll it.

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Oh, so it's like basically like a
scientific booger.

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Yeah.

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You roll it. What is going on here?
Yeah.

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Isn't that wild, though? Because it
solidifies back up. So this is like the

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craze? That's the new craze, yeah,
because it's like multiple blowable.

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Say that ten times. Multiple blowable
bubble. Yeah.

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It's expensive, though.

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If that's all you're going to do with
it.

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Good thing you told me, because I was
going to actually probably eat this in

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living room. No, you could do that to
it, too.

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You could blow it.

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Okay. Like... Oh, like...

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What?

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And then I could put, like... You just
get a pep tube.

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Yeah. Wow. You blow a pep tube.

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It's hard to get it... I'm getting
pretty good at the edges, but...

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Get that little lip on top.

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It's not perfect, but... Why is it going
out of here?

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We blow all of our science equipment.

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You like the glass, though?

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I'm sorry, I'm just... It's been a while
since I've been in, like, you know,

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like... Scientific places. Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, you know what's fun, too? You put
sugar inside of it.

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You know, for board games. Yeah. Oh,
like a little timer.

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Yeah, you pour the... You just fill it
up.

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Once you fill it up out to there, you
fold over the top part of the tube to

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it. See?

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And then I just put a little twist in
it.

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What? Do you know what I'm saying?

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So you're basically, what you're doing
is making like a circus animal, like on

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balloon? Exactly. It's like balloon
twisting with glass.

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That is badass, man.

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Let me see if I have more sugar. I'll
let you go home with a packet of sugar.

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Hang on one sec.

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I need to get out. I need to get out
more often.

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Or like do more puzzles or something.

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It's not leaking, is it?

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No, no.

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Oh, good. No, I'm sorry. I'm also, I'm
looking at this and I'm just looking

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around. I'm like, I wish like my place
was decorated like this in college.

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Right? And then to keep the glass
pliable, you've got to twist it right at

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moment that it's pliable. It happens
every 17 seconds with the glass. That's

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it's hard. You count and twist.

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Every 17 seconds, count and twist.

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Wow. Yeah, and you'll learn how to do
it. Every 17.

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Every 17.

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That's the Carbonaro effect.

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Carbonaro? On glass, yeah.

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Do you know that?

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No, no, but I've watched the show.

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You've watched the show? Yeah. Have you
seen that show? Yeah. Oh, my God, I love

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that show. Yeah.

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Yeah. People say I look like that guy.
Are you that guy? Would you recognize me

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if I was that guy?

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I probably wouldn't.

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What's your name?

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Tom. Tom, what if I told you my name was
Michael Carbonaro? Are you?

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And you're on my TV show right now. No.

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Yes. Get out of here. The Carbonaro
Effect. Get out of here. See the camera

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right here?

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Yeah. Dude, you're on my show right now.
Get the hell out of here. This is the

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Carbonaro Effect.

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Get out of here. I'm serious, man. Dude,
you have no idea what's going on. Are

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you leaving?

247
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No, no, no. Because you know what?

248
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I was in Michigan over the summer. Yeah.

249
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And we're watching your show. And I'm
like, man, I would never fall for that.

250
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And look at that.

251
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Did you fall for it? And I'm looking at
you. I'm like, you got me. You were

252
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awesome. Get the hell out of here.

253
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Find everything all right?

254
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Everything is great.

255
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Excellent. Yeah, fine.

256
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Okay. Let me.

257
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Do you know about these?

258
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No. The embryonic fur?

259
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It's like a toy.

260
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I'm just trying to figure out if it's
good for like a.

261
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A six -year -old. On a cellular level, I
guess each one of the little

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particles has the DNA of fur.

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Take a little light like this, and you
hit it on the top.

264
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Yeah, and look at that.

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Kind of grows.

266
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Isn't that wild?

267
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Yeah, it's like real.

268
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It's real fur.

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Look at that.

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You're not supposed to touch it with
your hands. That's the other thing they

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to keep it. Oh, look at that. Wow.

272
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Yeah.

273
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It all sprouts from those tiny little
things, right?

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Feels like reactive.

275
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Wow. Really weird.

276
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Yeah, here, I'll give you one of these,
too, if you're going to try it at home.

277
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You need the companion little wax dot.
Wow.

278
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And that goes right on.

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The hair follicle.

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Those are desaturated stem cells.

281
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Oh, okay. You put that little ball of
wax.

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You got to drop it in the center of the
fur.

283
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Okay. Kind of mix it up, right?

284
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So the stem cells will be absorbed by
that.

285
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Then you could try it again.

286
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See that?

287
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Yeah,

288
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as long as it's stuck in the middle like
that.

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Put them in here.

290
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And that gets wrapped in little asbestos
blankies.

291
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Okay. You know, over the stove.

292
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You can use a toaster oven. I use a
light because this has a real high

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frequency. Okay.

294
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And see how the frequency of the light
hits the fur?

295
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And the same thing would happen with
your stove at home.

296
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Uh -huh.

297
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Okay.

298
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There, you see it on the side?

299
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There.

300
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Wow! Did you see that?

301
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Like a little... Are you kidding me?

302
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,790
Are you kidding me? Kids love that.

303
00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:26,490
No. Yeah, it's good. I just... I'm
afraid the pellets would be too small. I

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wanted to give it to my niece.

305
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Wow.

306
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Amazing. Yeah.

307
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Wow.

308
00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:38,110
Yeah. That's a real mouth. Yeah, you can
leave it like this and it makes a

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good... you know christmas tree ornament
and hang it you know and the kids can

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watch it slowly turn back to pellet you
know yeah do you have to leave it in the

311
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dark or something yeah you have to leave
it in the dark and then here hang on

312
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hold on a second yeah i'm gonna get the
i'm gonna get the booklet on that and

313
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then i'll pull that up here

314
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He's not there no more. Oh, stop it.
He's not there no more. Come on, come

315
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,220
come on, come on, come on. Where did he
go?

316
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,380
Oh, my God, this is not happening.

317
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Oh, hi.

318
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Welcome to Home Gardening with Michael.

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Today, I'm going to teach you how to
bury bodies in the yard without anybody

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noticing.

321
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,240
I got no neighbor.

322
00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:33,940
All right, man.

323
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,120
Thanks for helping me out here today.
Yeah.

324
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,560
Do you have the van keys? Yeah.

325
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:38,760
All right.

326
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,520
This is what we're going to be doing
here today.

327
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This whole area here is going to be
renovated.

328
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,680
So I think the first thing that we're
going to do, I raked these leaves out of

329
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the way. We're going to just put the
mums. I got these. We'll do those first

330
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because the roses are going to go in the
back. Okay. All right.

331
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,960
Let me get over here. Yeah, you can toss
your big. And also, you want to grab

332
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,620
the, I think over there by the... Gnome?

333
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:01,820
The gnomes, yeah.

334
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,260
Gnomes, right? Yeah. All right.

335
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,560
Great. And the clippers. Bring the
clippers, actually.

336
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,099
Yeah, two shovels and a clip. Perfect.

337
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:12,760
Now, let's just say... Let's have you
come over here, and I guess I'm going to

338
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put... I'll do one here. You want to do
one here.

339
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:16,700
Okay. Here, you know what? You can lean
on this.

340
00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:18,079
All right.

341
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:18,699
Thank you.

342
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,679
Yeah,

343
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:23,160
and we'll just dig maybe, oh, nine and a
half inches down.

344
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,500
Okay. Yeah.

345
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,500
Yeah, we'll make like three or four
holes.

346
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That'll be perfect.

347
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,440
And I'll map out where these other ones
are going to be here.

348
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,260
Bunch of weeds.

349
00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:34,580
Okay, yeah.

350
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,220
And I found a gnome head.

351
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,440
What is this?

352
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:39,300
Ew. Oh, jeez.

353
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,600
That's not creepy at all. Yeah. Oh, God.
Ew, it's like dirt in his eyeballs.

354
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,920
It's like broken.

355
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,340
I hope there's more in here, though.

356
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:46,760
That looks kind of strange. Wow.

357
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,300
That's really weird.

358
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,800
Oh, look at its hat.

359
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,200
Ellie. What does it say? Ellie?

360
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400
Yeah, Ellie.

361
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,440
Ellie? Eli.

362
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,880
Ellie. Why is it in the ground?

363
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:59,000
That looks kind of freaky. I don't know.
Why would they do that? Wait, hold on a

364
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
minute.

365
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:03,350
Why don't we just get rid of it? Yeah,
that one. The garbage can right here?

366
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,870
Oh, yeah, yeah, in the can. That's good.

367
00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:10,550
That's freaky. Yeah. First dig up and I
get ahead. Okay. Yeah.

368
00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:13,510
That's not good. Okay, good.

369
00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:15,810
All right, yeah.

370
00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:17,290
I'll get a little shovel, too.

371
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:18,669
Help you out.

372
00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:20,090
Oh, there's something in there that's
hard.

373
00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:21,330
Huh?

374
00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:23,390
Like a rock or something. Probably is.

375
00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:24,549
What you got?

376
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:26,670
Oh, yeah, it's... It's like roots.

377
00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:28,090
Either a root or a rock.

378
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:34,590
Oh, that's... Oh, my God. That's another
head. What is it? Oh, the other half?

379
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:35,730
That's another head, dude.

380
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:36,950
It's another head?

381
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:37,729
Yeah, look.

382
00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:38,730
There's two of them?

383
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,550
Oh, that's not the other half.

384
00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:46,370
That's another head. And it says Ellie
2, though. Oh, no. What's going on?

385
00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:49,370
That does look like the same one. Did
it, like... Ugh.

386
00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:53,130
Ugh. Oh, my God.

387
00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:57,530
It's not in there.

388
00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:01,270
Come on. I'm not even lying, dude. Do
you want to go look in there?

389
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:03,850
That wasn't... There's nothing in there.

390
00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:07,670
Hold on a minute. Did you, like, bury it
down in there, or did you just... Yeah,

391
00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:08,690
bro, it's not in here.

392
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,970
So it just, like, came back to... Yeah,
I think it did.

393
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:13,950
Come on. Is it the same one?

394
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,830
How do you know it's the same one? It
had Ellie on it, too. That's the same

395
00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:18,830
writing.

396
00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:23,370
Dude, I don't... Is it... Is it bad luck
touching this or something?

397
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:25,650
You know what? You know what? Let's
just... Here.

398
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:27,030
I'll hold the lid open.

399
00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:29,010
Come here.

400
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,660
Let's bury it down in there deep.

401
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,580
Like, get it all the way in there. Dude,
I am not getting deep.

402
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,220
Put that down.

403
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,760
Maybe put this on top of it. I am not
getting right in there.

404
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,880
That is freaky. That is so creepy.

405
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,360
You've never seen that happen? No, I
didn't see that happen. It's so weird.

406
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:53,860
I felt something again, and I was like,
these gnomes are freaking me out.

407
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,280
Were these gnomes here?

408
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,260
Were these gnomes not... These gnomes
weren't here. They had to be.

409
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,760
These gnomes weren't here. We walked on
these, remember?

410
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:12,080
We... What?

411
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,160
Bro, they're surrounding us.

412
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,600
Dude, these gnomes are freaking me out.
Look at these gnomes.

413
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,400
Were these gnomes here?

414
00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:35,340
Were these gnomes not? These gnomes
weren't here. They had to be.

415
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:37,800
These gnomes weren't here. We walked on
these, remember?

416
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:44,140
We... What?

417
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:48,280
Bro, they're surrounding us.

418
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Okay.

419
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,460
That's some haunted freaking shit right
there. Yeah.

420
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:54,800
There was gnomes on this plant.

421
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,080
Remember?

422
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,440
Let me see. There's only one dude here.

423
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:00,960
Oh my God, that's where the little dudes
were.

424
00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:04,340
Dude, okay.

425
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,000
That's not even funny.

426
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,139
No, that's not good.

427
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,140
This is not funny.

428
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,900
Okay. These gnomes weren't here, bro.

429
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,320
No.

430
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:17,140
Dude, I watched your footing and we took
a step on each of these patch tiles.

431
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,740
So where did... So they just walked over
here? Bro.

432
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,680
Come on. No, I...

433
00:21:23,890 --> 00:21:25,330
Oh, my God. Are there little footprints?

434
00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:27,310
I mean, give me a break, right?

435
00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:29,010
Yeah.

436
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,390
Dude.

437
00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:33,829
He's missing.

438
00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:35,130
What? He's not there no more.

439
00:21:35,910 --> 00:21:38,550
He's not there no more. Oh, stop it.
He's not there no more. Come on, come

440
00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:39,550
come on, come on, come on.

441
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:44,930
Where did he go? Oh, my God. This is not
happening. He's not there? He's not

442
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:45,930
there.

443
00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:48,870
We just watched. We've both seen him
there, right?

444
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:52,450
Okay, I don't want to. I'm not staying
here. Dude, let me have my van keys.

445
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:54,130
Did you see them on the ground anywhere?

446
00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:56,150
No, I don't see them.

447
00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:59,330
They're not by the... I ain't touching
these gnomes, bro.

448
00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:01,990
I must have thrown them in the garbage
or something when I was digging for that

449
00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:02,889
thing, no?

450
00:22:02,890 --> 00:22:05,070
Dude, this is really creeping me out.
Yeah, yeah.

451
00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:08,170
Oh, my God.

452
00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:10,810
Oh, my God. Look, look, look, look.

453
00:22:11,690 --> 00:22:12,690
Those are my keys.

454
00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:14,210
Those are my keys.

455
00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:18,130
Go get the keys. Get the keys. No, get
the keys and we'll get out of here.

456
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,710
Dude, come on. You get the keys. I'm not
getting the keys.

457
00:22:21,230 --> 00:22:22,230
He has your...

458
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,460
You touched it. You touched it. You get
it. I never touched that gnome. Don't

459
00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:27,460
make it angry.

460
00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:30,260
I'm not making it angry. I don't know
how to make Nazis mad. Okay.

461
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,120
All right. This is crazy.

462
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,160
Just grab your keys, bro.

463
00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:37,280
I'm not getting them. Just grab your
keys. You get them.

464
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,480
I ain't getting those, bro.

465
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:39,540
We'll both go and get them.

466
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,540
Okay. Don't kick no gnomes over. Okay,
okay, okay, okay.

467
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:50,560
Bro. You get them? Look. Look at it.
Look at it. You can't even take it off.

468
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,340
I don't want to touch it, man. You pick
it up.

469
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:54,920
Can you pick it up?

470
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:56,179
This is true.

471
00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:58,020
Oh, my God. My mom told me that these
come alive.

472
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:58,899
Wait, what?

473
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:01,480
This is some true shit my mom told me.
What do you mean?

474
00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:05,000
Like, gnomes have, like, magic powers,
dude. I'm not even kidding.

475
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,580
Well, could you get the keys out of his
hand if you know so much about magic

476
00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:10,120
gnomes? You can't. Look, bro, look it.

477
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,440
You can't take the keys out of his hand.
You have to, like, don't grab them.

478
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,480
Don't grab them. Don't grab them. You
can't. You got to break his hand off,

479
00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:19,020
Oh, yeah. Like, duck.

480
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,200
He's got to, like, let go of them.

481
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,440
Look. This is some... The gnome stole
his... Alright.

482
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,600
And the gnome surrounded us.

483
00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:32,060
After we've just undug a gnome head.
Alright, I know what this is.

484
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,219
Do you know what this is?

485
00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:34,220
Oh, I don't know what this is.

486
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,320
This has got to be like the Carbonaro
effect.

487
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,540
Carbonaro. Do you believe that? About
gnomes and stuff?

488
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:45,420
The Carbonaro effect is the name of a
hidden camera.

489
00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:46,980
Magic.

490
00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:49,360
You're on it right now. Dude.

491
00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:50,820
Dude.

492
00:23:53,189 --> 00:23:54,189
Come on.

493
00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:55,750
Oh, Julian, man.

494
00:23:58,590 --> 00:23:59,590
What were you thinking?

495
00:24:00,510 --> 00:24:03,910
My mom told me some shit about that
before. I'm not even kidding. That shit

496
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:05,170
freaky. Oh, man.

497
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:06,570
Are you okay?

498
00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:08,610
No, I'm shaking, man. That shit was so
real.

499
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:11,130
Dude, my name's Michael Carbonaro.

500
00:24:11,430 --> 00:24:12,430
I'm a magician.

501
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:13,790
Oh, even you're a magician.

502
00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:17,770
Come on, no. Don't be mad at me, man.
That was some freaky shit.

503
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,520
You're the greatest, man. I was
thinking, like, that lady's a

504
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was just like, oh, my God.