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Hey, how you doing today? Michael
Carbonaro has an effect on people.

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nuts. That's cool.

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Oh my God!

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Hiding in plain sight.

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Michael, nice to meet you. He makes them
fall for the impossible.

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The best thing to do is just pick him up
by the tail.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Oh my God!

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This is the Carbonaro Effect.

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Calisthenic karate.

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You ward off your opponent by using a
moron.

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All right. Have you studied before?

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I have not. Okay. Now we're going to
support our diaphragm here. Okay. And

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he -ya.

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He -ya? Yeah. And just explode the air.
Shut!

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Oh, wow. That's so cool.

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Strength is from the yell. Okay. Okay,
so let's give it a try.

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That's really good.

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Really, really good. Okay, I'm going to
show you how we do simple focus

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fighting. You can step over here in
front of the table.

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All right.

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We're just focusing your eye contact on
a little piece of paper and connecting

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the voice together here.

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Yeah, one step back so you can see it.
See, I focus on that paper, okay?

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So my hands are in as if they punched
out.

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Then I pull in.

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You see how I do that?

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Now I'm going to connect the voice to
the paper and get...

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Okay?

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And it really helps to amp it up like
that, to really bring it up. It's called

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crescendoing vibrato. Okay, so I'm going
to teach you how to do that.

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Okay. You want to come on that? Yeah,
come around over here.

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Because I like to think that it's the
open area you want to be able to look at

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and not get yourself stuck in the wall.
And with this one, because it's

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reversed, but I'm going to have you try
this with a meditation candle.

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Because it's very easy to see even the
slightest vibration in the flicker of

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flame.

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Put it just like that.

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Yeah, there we go. That's a good
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Very good. The flame of the candle.
You're looking at the flame of the

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Flame of the candle. Let's start to get
that sound going.

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Keep it building.

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Really connect.

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And when you feel it.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh, my God. That's so crazy.

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Don't do that to me. Oh, my God.

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How did you? What were you?

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You're a natural. Where are you from?

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You're glad.

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Sorry. You're glad.

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I'm broken.

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Oh, God.

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That is awesome. Oh, my.

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For a beginner, that's really good.

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Right.

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Hi. Hi.

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Is this lunch?

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Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Golden Buddha.

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Oh, wow, you guys are fast.

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I thought I was meditating too long
there. Okay.

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Yes, you put this right here.

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Hold on to that for a second.

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I keep all my restaurant coupons over
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I thought I separated it before I
started meditating.

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I'm pretty sure I have one in here.

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I'm sorry, hold on.

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Golden Buddha? Yeah. Okay.

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Golden Buddha?

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Yeah, Golden Buddha.

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It's free lunch.

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Oh, but this expire.

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Oh. Expire?

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2010.

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Oh.

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Well,

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I could just pay cash if you want. Is
cash okay?

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Try this one. This is a fun one. It's a
little bit of connecting back and forth,

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one person to another. I'll stand right
here. You stand right there. Good. But

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what happens a lot of times when things
are weighing us down, you know, we're

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twisted, we're nervous, we get anxious,
we huddle, right? We huddle up. The idea

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is to really feel as tall as possible,
right? Yeah, you did that right.

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Shoulders go up and down. You feel how
tall you are? Yes. Okay. Now, just for a

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visualization, step up on the blocks,
okay? Can you step up on the blocks?

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Sure.

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Right, and face me.

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Good. Do you feel how tall you are here?
Yes. Do you feel how the room looks?

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Yes. Okay, good. Now step down.

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Now what you want to do is recreate that
same feeling of being up on those

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blocks, okay? So it's like instead of
huddling down, you stand up straight. Do

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you remember how the room looked, the
awareness of the room before?

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Yes. You bend your knees down and come
up and try and remember what that felt

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like when you were up there. You can
just feel yourself slowly, fine.

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Your way up.

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And just what the perspective of the
room looks like, letting my body feel

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You see?

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Oh, my gosh.

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Do you feel tall?

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Wait.

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How did you get up there?

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Well, it's not about being up or down.

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Okay. We have to be very clear about
that. Okay. It's about breathing the

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air. It's about feeling.

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Your perspective change, right? Okay.
Okay. So let's try this again. Breathe

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And then feel yourself coming back down.

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Oh, my God. Right. See, there is no up
on the blocks. There is no down off the

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block. It's the perspective of where we
feel we are living from. Really? Yeah.

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So what is it like? Just meditation?

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It's a meditation type thing.

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Oh, wow.

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Allowing you to understand that your
thoughts are on a higher plane than the

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world is You know if things are on a
high shelf, you'll be able to take them

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down just by thinking about taking them
down It's not about how high is the

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shelf. It's about if I were up on that
shelf. I can take it down right and then

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You'd be able to take it down

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It's actually harder to fool kids,
right?

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They're, like, looking at everything.

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It's a challenge. I can do it.

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What do you got?

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You making all the bracelets?

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Necklaces?

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Oh, fun.

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Oh, yeah, someone just brought us one of
these.

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Lucky wish frogs?

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Uh -huh. Hey, hold on to that. You feel
how he bounces when you play with him?

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Would you wear something like that?

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They're cool, right?

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What did she say? That's a no. That's a
no?

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I love them. I keep this little guy on
here and I just like... Wait, was that

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real?

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Yeah.

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That's why I love them, you know? You
can wear them all day and then... Is

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real? Yeah.

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It's not until you take them off.

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It's a defense mechanism that they do,
because they get nervous.

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But he'll clamp his little mouth in
there like that, and then he'll hold on.

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Do that.

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And once he clamps on, he'll just stay.
Wait, wait, wait.

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That's his defense mechanism.

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No. Yeah.

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No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. See?

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Strangest thing I've ever seen.

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Yeah. But you could wear it. That's
what's so fun about it. Wait, wait,

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wait, wait.

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You know?

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They're from Mexico.

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You can still feel that it's real. You
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Oh, my God. They're so cool.

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I'll see if I have some more in the
back. Hang on, because I'm out over

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Oh, yeah. I love that thing.

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Give me one.

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Oh, my God. I want a phone, Mom. I would
totally be responsible of another

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phone. No, no, no, no, no.

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Oh, you got a gift card. Good.

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Yeah. And I'm required to inform
everyone about recall on this if you

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Okay. You don't have it? No, we're in
the clear. Thank you. Oh, yeah. It comes

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from Kenya.

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Oh, really? And they sent them to
America. And, I mean, it's really cool.

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It's supposed to be like a little mint.

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Oh, that's cute.

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It is cute. It's a cute concept. Like
when an adult plays with it, you know.

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With some kid sticking his tongue in
there? No.

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It's not even a safety thing. And
they're not sure if they did this on

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or what.

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But that's just the regular mode. But
the kids found it out that if you engage

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these ink capsules in here, and it will
actually print

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an all -too -realistic bill.

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Oh, my gosh. And it does it front and
back.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I mean,

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that's cool.

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Yeah. Wow.

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Right? Wow.

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How are you doing today?

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Is this it?

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Yeah. All right.

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Is it a reading program?

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Yeah, they have a book club. Oh, yeah.
We're donating these as a gift to the

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book club. Oh, that's great.

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One of those new forced perspective
toys.

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They've just been going crazy. People
are buying these like nuts. So I have

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small and one large.

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They're the same size.

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Well, one's a small and one's a large
plane, depending on.

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Have you seen that thing? It's a
perspective plane.

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Oh, no, I haven't seen it.

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It's like, you know how they like to fly
planes, and the farther away it flies,

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the more it looks like a real plane? Oh,
really? Yeah, yeah.

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Like, you know, if you have it here, the
closer it is, the smaller the toy

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looks. Oh, I see.

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You know what I mean?

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Do you see? And then, see, the plane is
really this big. Uh -huh. You see what I

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mean? And then, wait, you fly it further
away. Well, like, see the box size? Uh

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-huh. Right. The farther away it is, the
more it looks like a real plane. Oh. So

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it's far back here.

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Oh, wow.

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Yeah. It simulates that new kind of
plane that they're doing, that it looks

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real the farther away it is.

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Well, this, see, when this one's farther
here, it's not.

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Did you see the box will be the same
size? How does that work?

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And if this is close, it looks like a,
it's an optical illusion.

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Wait, hang on one second. I'll be right
back.

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How'd that work?

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I don't

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understand.

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There we go.

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That is peculiar.

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Here, let's write down what we had. We
had legs, right?

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What the...

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Invisible. Invisible. Invisible.

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Invisible. Invisible.

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Invisible. So I'm going to tell you how
I did that. I went hiding behind the

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shirt.

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Okay.

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Okay, we can do this.

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No, I'm acting.

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How are you guys doing?

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Fine, thank you. Good.

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Doing a little demo here, showing the
different camos.

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You know? I was looking for something
that I bought a long time ago, but I

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found anything.

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It was green, like...

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Like that. It's one over there, but it's
not the same.

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Oh, yeah. Just be careful when you're
shopping, because the ones, if they have

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the retinal camo logo, they're very
expensive.

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Oh, really? Yeah. The other ones aren't
as expensive as this one, because the

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retinal camo, I'm going to put it on,
and you'll see the difference.

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You see how they weave it, and the
threads have metallic threads inside of

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So it sort of bounces, the light bounces
off your eyes a little bit. Do you see

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that?

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Yeah. And this one comes with like, do
you see how this?

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Oh, wow.

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Yeah, it's hiding on there. And it's
good because you could keep it and only

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half of it has it and the other half
doesn't have it. So one half has it and

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other half doesn't. And this is the main
shirt that comes with, it's like a

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utility shirt. And you don't see
anything on there. But in the woods or

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whatever, and that's a real army compass
right there.

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Wow. Yeah.

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It's great, right? You see it on the
shoulder? You can see that. Uh -huh. You

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see the way it's shining? You don't see
that.

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No. Come on. Are you playing with me?
Really? You see this.

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Wow. No.

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You don't see it? No.

244
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Yeah, yeah. When it's the same kind.

245
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And this is a utility item.

246
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Wow. Yeah, so that you can have all your
stuff on there. Something like this.

247
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You hold it up and you won't see it.

248
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You know what I mean?

249
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It's hard to see it, right?

250
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Yes.

251
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Like that. And this is, right?

252
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so you can wear this and you don't
really feel anything on there but like

253
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you're trying to get like people are
trying to get things like wow you see

254
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because you're not allowed to have stuff
on the airplane that's that large so

255
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people bring their just their regular
product yeah you can't see it right and

256
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all the way around the back feel that on
the back do you feel that yeah feels a

257
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little puffy right uh -huh do you see it
no come on now that you know you don't

258
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see that you see it see the way it's
shining

259
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It's like a bump, no? No.

260
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Come on, you don't see that? No. See,
that's why I get away with that at the

261
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airport all the time.

262
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I bring Tucker with me because he's
patterned in this little camo outfit.

263
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Isn't he great?

264
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It's Tucker.

265
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I couldn't see Tucker.

266
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Yeah, and he just sits in the little
pocket and I can bring him on the plane.

267
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Oh, my gosh.

268
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Yeah.

269
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Isn't he the best?

270
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:18,040
Oh, my gosh. So, if you're interested in
hiding anything, it's retinal camo.

271
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You're going to want to use that.

272
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Yeah.

273
00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:24,290
You can't see it, right? Uh -huh. When
it's on there, it's hidden.

274
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Wow. Yeah.

275
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:29,790
It's brand new. Yeah. Retinal camo.
Okay. Thank you. Okay. Bye -bye. Meow.

276
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Bye -bye.

277
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All right. I won't be seeing you later.

278
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Okay.

279
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It's a little camo joke.

280
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How are you? Great.

281
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Do you work at the other location?

282
00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:43,430
No. Oh.

283
00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:46,420
I used to be in the military, so they
sent me over here. Oh, cool.

284
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Really cool.

285
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,340
All right, so I usually just make, like,
an inventory list.

286
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So I just, this is a crate we got from a
Virginia base, so we should probably

287
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open this first, because my boss orders
all this surplus stuff, and we never

288
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know what it is until we open it.

289
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:09,080
And he said there's a mannequin figure
in here, so we'll probably set that up.

290
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,980
We'll put that on the table.

291
00:16:17,099 --> 00:16:18,360
Here you go. Take that.

292
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:20,419
All right.

293
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:22,980
What kind of head did it have on, then?
I have no idea.

294
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:27,700
Oh, that's cool.

295
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:34,640
All right, let's... Oh, and this is
the... Do you want to unwrap those?

296
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:35,940
Okay.

297
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,100
And that's it.

298
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:39,760
Okay.

299
00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:45,260
Neat. Yeah, he said to set it up on
here. So we'll make a figure. I don't

300
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:46,260
if we have to screw it or...

301
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,440
Looks like it does a thing.

302
00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:50,860
There we go.

303
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,580
Something just clicked.

304
00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,320
It seems to, like, just snap right in
there.

305
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,620
That's cool.

306
00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:02,740
Okay.

307
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,400
That's cool.

308
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,760
Wait a minute. Hold on. Here, let's turn
this way.

309
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,240
I said there's, like, a power pack or
something.

310
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:13,660
Wow.

311
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,920
Those look like wires.

312
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,619
Yeah, everywhere.

313
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:19,339
That is peculiar.

314
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:20,839
Here, wait. Let's write down.

315
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:24,619
Just write down what we had. We had
legs, right?

316
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,680
What the?

317
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:27,760
Yo!

318
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,699
What happened?

319
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:29,740
It stepped down.

320
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,900
Shut up. Stop it. No, for real.

321
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:34,180
That's scary.

322
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,240
What happened? Did it move?

323
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,540
It stepped down and then stepped back
up. No.

324
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,520
That's stupid, doesn't it? Yo.

325
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,940
Don't say that. I might be tripping.
Okay, good. I hope it doesn't do it

326
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:43,980
because then I feel bad.

327
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:48,290
What's in that box?

328
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:50,890
This guy.

329
00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:53,310
The remote.

330
00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:54,810
Okay. Here, I'll put the head on.

331
00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:56,510
Does that thing work?

332
00:17:58,390 --> 00:17:59,390
Let me see.

333
00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:00,470
No.

334
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:02,790
Wait, step back.

335
00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:08,070
Push them both up.

336
00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:11,070
He's moving.

337
00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:12,510
Huh? He moved.

338
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:14,750
Did you do that? Yeah.

339
00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:17,290
I knew I was interpreting.

340
00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:18,870
Oh, my gosh.

341
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:20,650
That's insane.

342
00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:22,370
Do it again. Do it again.

343
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:28,090
Oh, wow.

344
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:29,810
I told you.

345
00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:31,750
Oh, my gosh.

346
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:33,150
Are you moving?

347
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:34,250
Yo.

348
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,490
That is great.

349
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,750
Keep moving.

350
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Oh, it works.

351
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:49,560
What is it? Is this like a... Are you...
Okay.

352
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,120
Yeah, move it, move it, yeah.

353
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,440
Don't press that one.

354
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,820
Okay, put them both down, put them both
down, put them both down, put them both

355
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:56,820
down.

356
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,800
Are you moving?

357
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,200
No.

358
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:08,420
That is great.

359
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,760
Keep moving, keep moving.

360
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:12,900
Oh, it works.

361
00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:19,420
What is it? Is this like a... Are you...
Okay.

362
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:20,980
Yeah. Move it. Move it. Yeah.

363
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,360
Don't depress that one.

364
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:26,140
Okay. Put a bolt down. Put a bolt down.
Put a bolt down. Pull a bolt down. Yeah.

365
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,179
Okay.

366
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,180
Get off.

367
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:32,740
What? Did you shut it off? Yeah. Oh,
it's not going off. It's not... All

368
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,820
Wait, wait, wait. Shut it. Shut it. Shut
it. Turn it back on.

369
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,260
Turn it back on. Hold on.

370
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

371
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,560
Okay. Yep. Let me get it in here. Hold
on.

372
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:40,920
Push the bolt up.

373
00:19:41,199 --> 00:19:42,199
Here, let me get that.

374
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,800
Yeah,

375
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:46,380
pull the batteries out of the back.

376
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, it's still
making noise.

377
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:58,000
They should give a person a warning that
it's going to go ballistic real quick.

378
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:03,900
Okay. Have you seen anything like that
before? I've never seen anything like

379
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:04,539
that before.

380
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:08,080
Because at first it picked up the box
and then it just went haywire. Yeah,

381
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,780
that's why they stopped making them.

382
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,310
Probably. Yeah.

383
00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:15,150
I knew I wasn't crazy when I saw that
step down, though. I know. I thought you

384
00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,390
were, like, tripping out. I thought you
were having that thing happen.

385
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,530
What's that called? The Carbonaro
effect?

386
00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:21,430
Have you heard of that?

387
00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:22,530
Never heard of it.

388
00:20:22,650 --> 00:20:26,150
It's the name of a hidden camera magic
TV show.

389
00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:27,490
For real?

390
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:31,290
Yeah. I hope I never get put on that.
Guess what? You're on it right now.

391
00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:35,210
I'm Michael Carbonaro.

392
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:38,030
You're on my show, The Carbonaro Effect.
No. Yes.

393
00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:40,190
Oh, man. That is cool.

394
00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:43,550
You were great. For a second, I was
about to run.

395
00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:44,930
Come on, you were so great.