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Hey, how you doing today? Michael
Carbonaro has an effect on people.

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nuts. That's cool.

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Oh my God!

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Hiding in plain sight.

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Michael, nice to meet you. He makes them
fall for the impossible.

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The best thing to do is just pick them
up by the tail.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh my God!

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This is the Carbonaro Effect.

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Health food store.

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It wasn't lit. Can we do that again?

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Give me a break. Who didn't light this
candle? Me. All right, fine.

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Ready for a little hustle building?

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Yes.

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What is that?

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Oh, this is what I was trying to do.

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I'm, like, learning how to make my own
supplements here.

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So I've been trying this new thing. You
know golden matcha powder?

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Yeah, of course. Yeah.

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Golden matcha powder together with
creatine.

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Oh, God.

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Yeah,

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a little bit of creatine. A little
creatine doesn't hurt. A little. A

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bit, right?

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The golden matcha powder supposedly
activates the creatine triplicate.

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Whoa. Yeah, so three times the amount.

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Makes you stronger.

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Makes you stronger.

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And we're working that into a paste.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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He's my pet.

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He's a rat.

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That is a mouse.

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You're giving the rat the maca?

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Well, we're trying to see what it does
to muscle building.

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Yeah. See him in there?

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He's eating?

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He'll eat just a little bit of it.

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Just a little tiny bit.

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See?

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He looks for it? Yeah, he looks for it.

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He would love to eat that.

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He looks to get out. He's trying to get
out.

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Go back down in there.

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So when he smells that down there, get
back in there, little guy. You got a

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hole, right?

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A little hole for him to breathe. So
you're trying to make a creatine

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combination. Yeah, because after a few
seconds, you can see a little bit of a

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change. Really? Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, it's working. The golden maca is
the way to go.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, the other stuff does not do as
quick of a job.

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Yeah, golden maca with the creatine.

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Wow. That'll really swell fast.

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I've never seen anything like that
before.

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Oh, you can feel it. It's very strong
now. It's very strong.

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it works. Oh, my God.

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Yeah. It works very quick when it's
dried.

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And the tail is still growing. Yeah,
that's big. Wow.

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Well, that works. I'm going to try that.
I'm going to make that into a shake.

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Yeah.

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It's quick.

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There's going to be a cat before it's
over.

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Yeah.

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What are you looking for?

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This one.

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Oh, that's a certain supplement you want
from the phone there?

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Yeah. I don't know if it's over there.

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You have it on your phone already?

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No, I don't know. It's not online.

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Oh, it's not online? Some of them are
online. Let me check.

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Are you hooked up with the My Supplement
app?

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I just would like to know if you have
this one in store or not.

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Oh, okay.

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Emergency Institute.

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Let me see. It might have been in store,
but I've got... Let's see if I can type

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that in. What's it called?

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Dandelion. Let's see if that's it here.

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You see, I take my supplements through
the app.

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Okay. Do you know? Because the front of
the phone has this little hole right

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here. If you download them and you pay
for the service, then you can grasp onto

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them and just take the supplements
directly.

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And that's the best way to just upload
anyone you want.

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Does the phone give you a pill? Yeah,
yeah. Yeah, you can get vitamins,

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supplements. And I get my supplements
that way, so I'll take this guy.

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That way,

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once you load in the whole thing, you
can take all your pills that way.

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I'll go see if I can get you the oils.

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Okay.

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Use a piece of gum tree.

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Interesting. Okay.

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Piece of gum tree goes in the center.

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And a little bit of baleen hay straw.

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And this is great because it's gluten
-free and there's no sugar in it.

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This is kale, locally grown kale.

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And just a little bit of dried dung
fungus for flavor.

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And then this is goji sand, which is
where goji berries are grown in.

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So it acts as an emulsifier.

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So it's kind of like nature's brick
oven.

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And it just gets rolled up like you
would roll a cannoli.

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Of course, you don't eat the banana
paper.

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Okay.

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Put that and a little bit of wine on it.
You wrap it nice and tightly.

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And you need a little bit of heat. You
could use like 100 watts.

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So you could use a lamp. I use the heat
lamp because I think it goes a little

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bit faster.

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Put that on.

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And just heat it over.

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Just for a few moments, really.

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And that's it. It's not a lot of heat,
but the goji sand really absorbs the

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quickly.

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And it's a healthy alternative,

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and I'm not one for health foods, but it
comes out really good.

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Well, now, what am I even seeing?

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It's a kale cannoli.

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Well, this doesn't even look like what
you put in there. Right.

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I'm losing my mind. What am I?

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Well, the goji sand breaks it down very
quickly.

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So the goji works with the gumbark. So
gumbark is not pulpy like a tree. That's

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why it's called a gumbark. Is the
gumbark in there?

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The outside is the gumbark.

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I'm just absolutely.

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Yeah. I don't even know what I'm seeing.

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Yeah.

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Would you like to taste it? Yeah. Sure.
Yeah.

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Like, I didn't even... Like, what did I
see you put in there? You put this?

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Right, the gum tree? Yeah. Right? And
what did that become?

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Well, that's becoming the outside shell.
That's why you have to start with this.

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Otherwise, it won't come out in that
cannoli shape.

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That's the little trick that gets people
to really feel... Can I just take a

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bite right here? Sure.

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Yeah, take it. Tell my shot, God.

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Yeah.

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What do you think?

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It's fabulous.

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It's good, right?

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Where's the kale? The kale is emulsified
with the goji sand into what you're

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thinking is cannoli cream.

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I am just freaking... Sorry, I don't
mean to be such a novice. What?

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No, I'm... Get me a kit.

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You want a kit? You got the whole deal?
I got the whole deal. I need it. Yeah,

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and it also comes with spinach that you
can also make hot sucking candy.

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Coffee's working.

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Good morning.

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Hey, how are you? Good, how are you
doing?

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Can you tell me about your plant?

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What do you mean?

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Never been here before. Oh, yes.

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Well,

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yeah, we have lots of plants.

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Greens are going to be coming up in two
weeks for fresh vegetables.

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Wow. And we do speedlings here as well.

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Which speedlings? Speedlings, we'll take
any seeds or anything you want to do,

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and we can put it through the speedling
process.

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Normally when you're potting something
or putting it in the ground, you know,

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takes, depending on the time of year,
you know, it definitely takes a few

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before you even see a sprout.

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But what makes speedlings different is
that instead of burying them deep, you

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actually bury them, you know, two inches
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So there's probably a little guy in
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This guy here. Uh -huh.

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And it's kind of a shallow burial there.
Uh -huh.

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About that much.

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Uh -huh.

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And this activates it. It's just like a
citrusy lemon juice base.

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And just because it's shallow, there's
not a lot of light in here, but they go

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pretty quick.

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And they'll sprout. They'll, like,
instantly sprout.

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See that?

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That was from what you just planted.
Yeah.

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You'll just get a sprout, but that first
sprout makes it a lot easier if you're

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putting it around in your yard. You
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once the sun hits those, they grow a lot
faster.

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And then at night, they'll go a little
bit quicker. So if you have, you know,

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you get them in darkness here, the
condensation, if it's a night like we

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last night, if it's rainy like this,
then you can get them in the darkest. It

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makes like a humidity.

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Inside there.

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That's crap.

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Huh. Take a few seconds and probably
we'll, uh... Yeah, they'll go quick.

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Oh, this is what, yeah, this is a rapid,
rapid release.

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They'll come up quick.

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Yeah, there we go.

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We could plant the trees and the shrubs
you want, and you have them by the next

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afternoon, if you want to pay for the
speed limit. It's a little more

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Hey, how you doing?

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Doing okay?

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I'll say it again.

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Oh my gosh.

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What an idiot.

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You can't tell me. I break these things
all the time.

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What is it?

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Yeah,

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it's like terracotta.

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Well, they make them like that because
they're easy to put back together, I

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think. I'm going to use the memory glue
stuff on it. You ever see that?

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Memory glue? Memory glue, yeah.

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Bad.

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Yep,

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this is good. If I didn't have this
stuff in, I'd be like, I'm in big

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It's good stuff. We make this here.

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It just hones the pieces together.

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But how did you just kind of shake it in
there and it all stuck together? Yeah,

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it like finds the... Are you kidding me?
No, that's why the inside's porous like

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that. That is so bizarre.

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Yeah, I had a little misting.

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Thank you very much. You're better at
this than me.

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There we go. It just finds it.

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That's so bizarre.

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Yeah, let me just grab a... I'll find
out the price on that for you.

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The two upright rosemaries, one the
Tuscan and the other the blue.

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Oh, right, right, right.

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Sorry about that.

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That's all right. It's awful.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I can sit here with that all day until
they come in.

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What is it?

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No, I just have like an allergy to it.

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What's that smoke coming off?

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Oh, it's a, they pot it in a, what are
they calling it? It's like a volcanic

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fire plant.

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People are buying those because they're
using them at cookouts and stuff, so you

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don't have to ignite stuff with
dangerous chemicals.

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You've seen these before, right?

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Oh, yeah. They're doing it with a whole
bunch of different plants that they put

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the soil, they pot it with a... It's
like a mixture.

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Eggshells, sulfur, and volcanic ash.

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And then I guess it sucks up through the
leaves, and then the little flowers,

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you know, if you pluck them when they're
ripe, and the root...

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The juice from the... See that? Oh, my
God. Yeah, so they're like nature's...

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Oh, there we go.

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Well, you've got to be careful, though.

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Yeah, we sell them with the... With
that? Yeah, just in case. If you're

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drive home with it. Yeah.

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That is a riot.

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I have never heard that in my life. That
is crazy. I thought I'd seen it all.

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But we're doing that with most plants.

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We can repot it for you so that we'll...
Goodbye.

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It is a little scary.

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It's great, right?

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And that's how they became extinct.

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Sado, you must have Sado already, right?
It's like a big rage now.

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We see it on YouTube.

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You've seen Sado?

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Yeah. Oh, it's great. I'm in love with
this stuff. You know the one with the

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jack on the side of the can?

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Oh, it's great. It's so good. Some guy
who worked as a scientist with like

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ear stuff found this like, you feel
that?

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It's like a regular kind of clay
substance, but like if you go near it,

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like a... Do you feel how it vibrates a
little?

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So what does it do?

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It, like, picks up on sound frequencies.

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So if you just put it in, it has a
microphone that goes with it.

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Right? You plug it in the side of the
can.

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Maybe I didn't see that.

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Yeah,

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and then you just, like, say something.

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And it amplifies it. And it will shape
it into, like, that shape.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Look at that.

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Isn't that weird?

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dough yeah it's great right that's
almost scary it is a little scary here

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it in there yeah we um the other types
of dough oh yeah that's stuck everywhere

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oh my god and we're in the process of
redoing our house oh sure it's like i

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can't you can you can shout this stuff
right out of the house you can shout it

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right now wait they do does he do like
animal noises Yeah, of course. Do you

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like animal noises? Do you want to growl
for it? Do you have a barn animal?

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Do you want to do it into the microphone
and see what shape it makes in the say

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-do? You're going to growl? A little
louder, please.

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Whoa.

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Let's see what it looks like.

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What is that?

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Good God.

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How do you do that?

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I don't know what that is.

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You're telling me that if you make a
specific sound...

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It's supposed to vibrate like things
that kids would usually do. Someone

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it ahead of time so it has that in it,
in the memory of it.

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I'm really progressive and decently
whatever, but that's actually kind of

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It is weird, right?

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Look at that. You just made that with
your voice. And you killed him.

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Wow. Oh, my goodness.

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That's the weirdest dadgum thing I've
ever seen. Here, drop it in there.

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That's good.

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Oh, my God. Get all the pieces. We don't
want any of this stuff lingering

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around. It'll jump at you.

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They're programmed to, like...
Seriously?

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I mean, they said don't separate it. Do
it in pieces or something. That's, like,

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some Terminator stuff. I'm sorry. That's
what this is. That's the liquid metal

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Terminator. Here, try one.

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We'll have you make a... Let's see. What
can we make it do? Make a sound.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

295
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Make it do a tongue? I don't know.

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Dude, do that. That would be really
cool. Did it make it up?

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I did something.

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Oh, my God, that is just bizarre.

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I've never seen him do that.

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All right, yeah, we're going to be
setting up some toys.

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Okay. So you can have a seat here. We're
going to set some stuff up right here.

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It'll be fun. Okay. Okay.

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Crystal, Crystal.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Another fun mystery shipment.

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Okay. All right.

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That's a good one.

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Teddy bears. Yeah, a teddy bear, right?
That's pretty easy and obvious.

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Looks like it's ripped up.

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Oh, it's just not stuffed.

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You've got to stuff them.

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Direction?

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Yeah, see if you can make sense out of
that.

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Okay.

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It says Darn Geek.

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Huh? It's in a different language.

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Oh, yeah?

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We get a lot of stuff shipped in from
Switzerland, like really cool new toys.

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That's what they're trying to point at,
this. Right.

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Yeah, we'll stuff them up good.

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Nice and good.

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Okay.

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Here we go.

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Load that stuff.

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Stuffing.

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Yeah, all right. Get his legs, all
right?

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Does it have, like, a warning on here?
What is that? Like, why would there be a

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puke warning? Oh, wait, this is English.
Do not, under any circumstances, man...

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Manatuboka?

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Manatuboka. Now you got to find out what
the other thing is. What other thing?

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What is it?

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I don't know.

335
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So what does it say to do?

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It says this goes in there.

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Oh.

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Just don't put a caca or whatever.

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All right, I'll put it in.

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And then what?

341
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Lift him up.

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Lift him up?

343
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Well,

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don't pull Kotaku, whatever you do.

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He's standing up now. That's great.

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He looks crazy.

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00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:39,079
That looks awesome.

348
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Look at it from the back. It's like you
could see the thing glowing.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Look at it from the back.

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It's like you could see the thing
glowing.

353
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Yeah.

354
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Wow. Wow.

355
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I like this toy. You like this toy?
Yeah.

356
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Oh, snap. Oh, snap.

357
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

358
00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:10,750
Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. That is crazy.
I'm sorry.

359
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I didn't mean to touch you.

360
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Is it mimicking you?

361
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Oh, my gosh.

362
00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:19,430
Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, it's like hugging.

363
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Okay.

364
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:22,670
Wow.

365
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That's insanity.

366
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He's walking with me.

367
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Oh, snap.

368
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:32,020
Hold on a second. Yeah, come here, come
here, come here. Would you just call

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them? Okay, I'll get him. Call the stock
room, call the stock room.

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Wait, where's he going?

371
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Stock room.

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I'm going to get him. This is Crystal.

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What's happening?

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The teddy bear, he just went out of
control.

375
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,080
Wow. Like, what is that? Like, you could
feel it get stiff when it goes near

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this.

377
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:54,380
Wow.

378
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,339
Hold on.

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How do you stop him, though?

380
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,200
That's what I'm saying. I don't want, I
mean, I'm a little, because the

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direction. Hold on, let me see some of
the paper.

382
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,840
This is the thing they were saying.
They're making all these toys in

383
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that they use an electronic heart.

384
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Oh. And.

385
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That's what it is.

386
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,520
It's like the heart of it. Why he
reacted like that?

387
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,780
I don't know. It says the Carbonaro
effect.

388
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,240
Is that something you know?

389
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:22,380
Carbonaro effect, no. No? I just know
that that's the name of a hidden camera

390
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,320
magic TV show.

391
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,200
Oh. Like the one you're on right now.

392
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I'm on a TV show.

393
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For real.

394
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I'm Michael Carbonaro.

395
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You're on my show, The Carbonaro Effect,
right now. I'm a magician.

396
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,080
And we just made a bear come to life.

397
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He attacked me.

398
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Did we get you?

399
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,620
Yes. You were awesome.