1 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:32,165 - Believe nothing you hear, 2 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,334 and only half of what you see. 3 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:38,740 - That was the great Edgar Allen Poe, 4 00:00:38,773 --> 00:00:43,277 and his words couldn't be more true, especially now. 5 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:44,879 Good evening everyone, 6 00:00:44,913 --> 00:00:49,049 and welcome to your live podcast guide into the unknown. 7 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:50,450 Are you ready to take a journey 8 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:53,487 with me into "The Night Time World"? 9 00:02:24,045 --> 00:02:26,146 I will be opening up the lines in just a few minutes 10 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:29,383 to hear your voices over the night, 11 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:32,386 but as always, I have some great stories to share with you 12 00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:35,757 to help us pass the time. 13 00:02:35,790 --> 00:02:38,593 The first is about an ad in the back page classifieds 14 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:42,930 for, well, you'll just have to hear for yourself. 15 00:02:42,964 --> 00:02:46,166 And then a few on the subject of eternal life. 16 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:52,140 That's right, my personal favorite, vampires. 17 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,142 Before I get to the stories, I'd like to start the night 18 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,476 by addressing some of the feedback and calls 19 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:58,946 from last week's show, 20 00:02:58,980 --> 00:03:01,783 one on the concept of the undead, 21 00:03:01,816 --> 00:03:05,553 specifically the supernatural. 22 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,522 I started this podcast to look at the stranger 23 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:10,692 more frightening side of life, 24 00:03:10,725 --> 00:03:13,661 the things hidden by the light of day. 25 00:03:13,695 --> 00:03:15,730 There's a reason why we fret at night, 26 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:18,132 why fear comes to us as we're lying in bed 27 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:20,535 waiting for sleep, 28 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,970 because sleep is the closest thing to death 29 00:03:23,004 --> 00:03:25,773 that life has to offer us. 30 00:03:25,807 --> 00:03:27,441 I believe that every time we sleep, 31 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,877 we're experiencing a little death, 32 00:03:29,911 --> 00:03:34,082 we shut down, and our souls leave our bodies. 33 00:03:34,115 --> 00:03:35,449 For where? 34 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:37,018 I don't know. 35 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:39,687 But you've told me of your out-of-body experiences, 36 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:44,291 and let me tell you, I think of death all the time. 37 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,196 I don't want to die. 38 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,099 I don't think anyone does. 39 00:03:51,132 --> 00:03:52,667 Perhaps a few of you don't want to live anymore, 40 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:55,268 but how could anyone want death 41 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:57,739 without really knowing what that means? 42 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,941 Whether it's a quick death 43 00:03:59,974 --> 00:04:03,644 or one from old age, painless or not. 44 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:05,947 The issue for me is nothing. 45 00:04:07,849 --> 00:04:10,084 I'm not worried about heaven or hell. 46 00:04:10,118 --> 00:04:11,619 Either would be fine, I suppose. 47 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:15,022 But what if there's just nothing? 48 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:20,561 A few years ago, I had to be put under for a procedure. 49 00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:22,597 They used some great drugs. 50 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,297 One minute I was awake, 51 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:25,767 then they pumped that shit into me, 52 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,935 and the next thing I know, I'm waking up. 53 00:04:27,969 --> 00:04:28,970 It was all over. 54 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:34,474 And in between, there was nothing. 55 00:04:34,509 --> 00:04:36,276 I don't recall any dreams. 56 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:39,379 I don't remember anything positive or negative, 57 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:43,283 just nothing. 58 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,889 I see some of you want to talk about this. 59 00:04:47,922 --> 00:04:49,724 Just hold tight for a moment. 60 00:04:51,626 --> 00:04:55,930 What if there is no soul? 61 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,733 What if your brain is like a hard drive, 62 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,735 except that when you turn the power off, 63 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:03,604 the drive goes dead? 64 00:05:03,638 --> 00:05:05,573 Everything it has on it, all those pictures, 65 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:10,745 videos, sounds, music, experiences, 66 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:13,648 are just gone, and there's nothing? 67 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:18,418 That is what I fear most. 68 00:05:19,554 --> 00:05:22,089 That is what keeps me up at night. 69 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:26,093 Now, for some of you, I suppose this might sound 70 00:05:26,127 --> 00:05:28,930 like a real vacation. 71 00:05:28,963 --> 00:05:32,432 My mother, may she rest in peace, worked in a nursing home, 72 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:35,236 and a real shitty one at that. 73 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,404 Some of the stories she told me about that place 74 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:40,041 would make you question human decency. 75 00:05:41,309 --> 00:05:44,679 Some would make your skin crawl. 76 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,881 But one in particular stuck in my memory. 77 00:05:48,883 --> 00:05:51,052 There was a woman there in her 90s, 78 00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:54,655 and this was several years ago, mind you. 79 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:56,157 She was physically healthy for her age, 80 00:05:56,190 --> 00:06:00,127 but her mind had lost touch with reality. 81 00:06:00,161 --> 00:06:02,096 She spent most of her waking hours screaming, 82 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:06,968 just terrified, screaming all the time. 83 00:06:07,001 --> 00:06:08,703 Even the doctors were unable to find any answers, 84 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:12,573 and they ultimately gave up on this poor woman. 85 00:06:12,607 --> 00:06:14,976 But my mother refused to give up, 86 00:06:15,009 --> 00:06:18,946 and tried to comfort her however she could. 87 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:22,415 One night, my mother sat up holding this poor woman's hand, 88 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:26,287 and suddenly she went quiet. 89 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,089 Her eyes were glued to a spot on the ceiling, 90 00:06:28,122 --> 00:06:30,958 a look of pure terror on her face. 91 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,828 My mother called out to her, 92 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:37,598 but the woman never acknowledged that she was there. 93 00:06:37,632 --> 00:06:40,601 Suddenly the faintest whisper, 94 00:06:42,003 --> 00:06:44,705 "If the gas chamber doesn't get you, 95 00:06:44,739 --> 00:06:46,807 they'll shoot you dead." 96 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,647 You see, the woman was a Holocaust survivor 97 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,383 reliving her time in the camp. 98 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,151 The nightmares she lived through 99 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:59,253 were the only thing left in her head, 100 00:06:59,287 --> 00:07:02,489 and it was a 24 hour a day horror movie. 101 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:05,593 Eternal life would be a curse 102 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:09,764 if it was anything like what that woman was experiencing, 103 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,565 I'm sure she would've gladly traded in those days 104 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,067 for a blank hard drive. 105 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:16,804 What do you think? 106 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,040 If you could live forever, would you want to? 107 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,176 Let's take a call. 108 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:30,051 The lines are open, so give me a ring if you'd like to chat. 109 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,127 We have a call. 110 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:46,233 This is Nada, and you are on "The Night Time World". 111 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,971 - I'm being made to call you. 112 00:07:50,004 --> 00:07:53,007 - Okay, so I take it you're not a big fan of the show. 113 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,675 - I want to die. 114 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,045 - All right. 115 00:07:58,079 --> 00:08:00,181 Uh, one vote for not wanting eternal life, 116 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:01,215 albeit a strange one. 117 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,350 Thank you for calling. 118 00:08:02,383 --> 00:08:03,617 - Listen, 119 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,954 she is making me call you. 120 00:08:06,988 --> 00:08:09,557 - Who is making you call me? 121 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,659 - This isn't a story. 122 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,294 This is for real. 123 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,962 So-so you listen, and you listen carefully. 124 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,299 She's standing right here, and she's gonna talk to you 125 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:19,499 when it's time. 126 00:08:21,469 --> 00:08:23,004 - Are you in danger? 127 00:08:23,037 --> 00:08:24,739 Is she going to hurt you? 128 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:27,541 - She won't let me die. 129 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:29,377 - And this is a problem? 130 00:08:29,410 --> 00:08:32,213 - A month ago, I placed an ad on a website 131 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:36,050 for someone to kill me and record it on video. 132 00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:38,986 - Why would you do that? - Listen! 133 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:42,590 She answered the ad. 134 00:08:45,493 --> 00:08:47,661 - Okay, I'll bite. 135 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:49,597 Put her on. 136 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,831 - Not yet. 137 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,935 She wants me to tell you why she answered the ad. 138 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:57,471 - Why would anyone answer an ad like that? 139 00:08:57,506 --> 00:09:00,408 - It's-it's, it's more like 140 00:09:00,441 --> 00:09:03,577 a very bloody assisted suicide. 141 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:07,815 But this girl that answered, she's not human, 142 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,151 - Okay, I don't think I can help you, 143 00:09:10,184 --> 00:09:12,253 and I have to take another call now. 144 00:09:12,286 --> 00:09:14,021 - She says that you don't have any other calls. 145 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:16,390 She says that she is controlling your lines 146 00:09:16,424 --> 00:09:20,895 and that I'm the only person who can call in right now. 147 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,031 - Regardless, I have a show to do. 148 00:09:24,065 --> 00:09:25,833 So best of luck to you, sir. 149 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:33,441 Well, I certainly hope that I'll be getting some calls soon, 150 00:09:33,474 --> 00:09:37,411 but in the meantime, let's get into our first story. 151 00:09:37,445 --> 00:09:39,447 It's called "The Back Page", 152 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,917 and it takes us back to a time not so long ago 153 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,586 when there was something called newspapers. 154 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,290 - That's when I found out 155 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:51,492 that the two chicks were actually two boys. 156 00:09:56,397 --> 00:09:57,298 - No. 157 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,035 - Shane, come on. 158 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,470 Dude, I'm so fucking bad at this. 159 00:10:02,504 --> 00:10:04,171 Let's just go sit at the bar. 160 00:10:04,205 --> 00:10:05,406 - Bad at what? 161 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,041 - I literally just smiled at that girl, 162 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,577 and she showed me like I was a leper. 163 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:09,677 - Oh, come on Paul. 164 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,045 You just gotta loosen up. 165 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,813 And how do you expect to meet somebody 166 00:10:12,847 --> 00:10:14,715 when you're staring at your lame ass lite beer all night? 167 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,284 You gotta turn around and face your fucking opponent. 168 00:10:17,318 --> 00:10:19,186 And so what if some chick thinks you're a leopard? 169 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:20,454 You know, it's just- - Leper. 170 00:10:20,488 --> 00:10:21,822 - What? 171 00:10:21,856 --> 00:10:22,923 - A leper is someone with leprosy. 172 00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:24,225 It's like a skin disease. 173 00:10:24,258 --> 00:10:26,227 You said leopard, which is a cat. 174 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:27,661 - You got a cat? 175 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:28,662 - No, no dude. 176 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,131 A leopard is a cat. 177 00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:31,298 What I'm trying to tell you is that girl- 178 00:10:31,332 --> 00:10:32,766 - Oh my god, dude. 179 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,068 I don't even give a fuck about the words 180 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,069 coming outta your mouth right now. 181 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,203 What's up Catalina? 182 00:10:36,237 --> 00:10:37,438 - Shane, hi. 183 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,173 - There's like a hundred hot girls here, dude. 184 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,509 One of 'em is bound to be into this hobo look 185 00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:41,976 you got going on these days. 186 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,578 It's all a numbers game, man. 187 00:10:43,612 --> 00:10:45,547 It's about presenting yourself to as many women 188 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:47,148 as physically possible. 189 00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:48,482 And when I say physically, you know what I mean, 190 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,552 like physically, you know? 191 00:10:50,585 --> 00:10:51,752 - Yeah, I know what you mean. 192 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,154 You don't need to mime boobs. 193 00:10:53,187 --> 00:10:54,355 - Oh, I'm glad you have a vague memory 194 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:55,289 of what boobs look like. 195 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,290 - Fuck you. 196 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,691 - Fuck me? 197 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,226 Sorry, I think this chick's got dibs on my dick 198 00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:00,161 for the night. 199 00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:02,897 - Yeah, she seems real into you. 200 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,833 - Dude, I don't care if she's dumb as fuck. 201 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,536 What I care about is she has a sister, 202 00:11:07,569 --> 00:11:08,969 and I think if we play our cards right- 203 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:10,404 - Hold on, wait. 204 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,540 You think her sister would be into me? 205 00:11:11,573 --> 00:11:13,508 - You? - Yeah. 206 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:17,546 - Dude, no. 207 00:11:17,579 --> 00:11:18,979 No, you didn't let me finish. 208 00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:20,714 I'm saying I think I can fuck 'em both. 209 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:26,086 Alright, fine. I'll ask. 210 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,056 Hey, uh, you think your sister would be into Paul? 211 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,625 - Um. 212 00:11:30,659 --> 00:11:31,759 - Exactly. 213 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,094 Sorry, it didn't work out, bro. 214 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,696 - I'm just out of practice. 215 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,398 I mean, it's been six months since Emily, and I- 216 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,601 - No, tell me you did not just fucking say 217 00:11:39,634 --> 00:11:40,768 that horrible word. 218 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,102 What's the first commandment? 219 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,938 - I know, I know. - No, say it. 220 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,607 - I'm not allowed to say the evil- 221 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,808 - No, say it like we chiseled it into goddam stone. 222 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,143 - Stone? 223 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,744 We wrote it with Sharpie on a pizza box. 224 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,880 - It was symbolism, you piece of shit. Now say it. 225 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,381 - All right. 226 00:11:54,415 --> 00:11:57,017 Thou shalt not say thy evil swine's name aloud 227 00:11:57,051 --> 00:11:58,819 for she hath ruined thine life. 228 00:11:58,852 --> 00:11:59,954 - Exactly. 229 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,055 And what's the second command? 230 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:02,890 - Get pussy. 231 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:03,924 - Amen. 232 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,426 Now peace be with you. 233 00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:06,827 Uh, go get 'em, tiger. 234 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,363 - Come on Shane, I need your help. 235 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,864 I mean, I'm rusty. 236 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,367 In fact, I'm pretty much an out of shape ball of rust. 237 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:17,905 Now-now you, you, my friend, are a well-oiled machine. 238 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,206 If there's a hundred hot girls here, 239 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,475 you've probably banged 95 of them. 240 00:12:21,509 --> 00:12:22,611 - 95? 241 00:12:22,644 --> 00:12:23,978 No. 242 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:27,915 Well, uh, are we counting mouth stuff? 243 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,216 Because if we're counting mouth stuff, 244 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,586 I might be pretty close, actually. 245 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:35,356 And I also believe I finger blasted this bartender, 246 00:12:35,389 --> 00:12:37,858 which might explain why I can't get a fucking drink 247 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,793 to save my life tonight. 248 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,862 Oh hey, yeah. 249 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:42,963 Very nice, very nice. 250 00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:44,798 Same finger I used on you. 251 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,603 Alright, all right, dude, I'm sorry. 252 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,937 Sorry. 253 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,506 You know, you just need something 254 00:12:51,539 --> 00:12:52,773 to get you back into the swing of things, you know, 255 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:53,907 like, uh, 256 00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:57,311 I got it, dude. 257 00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,080 You need a fucking massage. 258 00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:02,883 - You want me to have a spa day? 259 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,318 What the hell are you talking about? 260 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,087 - No, I'm talking about a fucking massage, 261 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:10,057 like when where you have sex with the person, 262 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,393 like a, like a mass-fuck. 263 00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:13,427 No, that's dumb. 264 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,395 That's dumb. 265 00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:17,464 Like a fuck-sage? 266 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:23,738 You, my friend, need a fuck-sage. 267 00:13:23,772 --> 00:13:26,173 - Yeah, thanks, but I'm not trying to go to jail. 268 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,609 - Oh my god, Paul. 269 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,476 You're not gonna go to jail, you nerd. 270 00:13:29,511 --> 00:13:31,312 There's a thing out there, it's called the internet, 271 00:13:31,345 --> 00:13:33,548 and on it, you can do a lot of stuff, okay? 272 00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:36,083 It won't make you as handsome and awesome 273 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,452 and as hugely donged as me, 274 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,522 but it'll definitely help you find a site 275 00:13:40,555 --> 00:13:41,955 to get your dick sucked. 276 00:13:43,057 --> 00:13:44,892 - I don't know, man. 277 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,361 - Relax, okay? 278 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,029 I've done it a couple times. 279 00:13:49,063 --> 00:13:51,098 I know which sites are safe and discrete. 280 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,366 You're definitely not gonna get arrested. 281 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,168 Besides, Paul, look at me. 282 00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:56,571 You need this. 283 00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:02,376 - I just don't think I've completely hit rock bottom. 284 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,377 - Hey. 285 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,311 - Hi! 286 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:05,714 Um. 287 00:14:05,747 --> 00:14:07,515 Back at 'cha. 288 00:14:07,549 --> 00:14:09,450 - Is anyone sitting here? - No, no. 289 00:14:09,483 --> 00:14:10,384 Uh, all yours. 290 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,586 Go ahead. - Thanks. 291 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:19,893 - So, I'm-I'm Paul. 292 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:20,829 - Casey. 293 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:21,763 - Tight. 294 00:14:21,796 --> 00:14:23,097 Super tight. 295 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,899 I've always dug boys names on girls. 296 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,034 - Sorry, what? 297 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,636 - What the fuck are you saying? 298 00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:30,003 - I don't fucking know! 299 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,440 So I'm-I'm Paul, by the way. 300 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,142 - Still Casey. 301 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,077 - Yeah, still tight. 302 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,213 So, uh. 303 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:41,982 My mom's birthday coming up! 304 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,287 - Happy birthday to your mom. 305 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,323 - Thanks, that-that's really nice of you. 306 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,926 I'm gonna, I'm gonna text her that you said that. 307 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,927 Oh, my phone's dead. 308 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,162 Can I borrow yours? 309 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,331 - No. 310 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,800 Um, I don't, like, give my phone out to- 311 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,334 - Oh yeah, yeah. - Random people I just met. 312 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,169 - Exactly, yeah, totally. 313 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,438 No, I get that. 314 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:08,308 Um, so do you, uh, live in the area, or? 315 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,144 - No actually, I just moved from New York. 316 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,614 - Oh yeah. New York! 317 00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,281 I've never understood the whole Big Apple thing. 318 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,016 I mean, the city doesn't look like an apple. 319 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,787 Do you guys just-just walk around eating apples, or- 320 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,954 - Finally! 321 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,356 - Hey, is this guy bothering you? 322 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,290 - No. 323 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,529 - All right, give me the names of those fucking websites. 324 00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:28,797 - All right. 325 00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:31,064 Paul's gonna get his dick sucked tonight! 326 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,366 - Who's Paul? 327 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,882 - "Hard day at the office? 328 00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:49,349 Need to blow off some steam? 329 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,185 Cum", of course she spelled it that way, 330 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,922 "to my private studio and allow my soothing touch 331 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,390 to jerk your troubles away." 332 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:57,859 Well now she's not even being subtle 333 00:15:57,892 --> 00:15:59,993 about the fact that she jacks off dudes. 334 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:04,331 "In call only, 300 rose donation." 335 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:28,021 Whoa, why are you yelling? 336 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,827 "Feeling lonely? 337 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:37,030 Experience a sensual full-body massage from me, Kate. 338 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:40,267 No Croatians/Vietnamese"? 339 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,704 That's-that's very specific. 340 00:16:42,737 --> 00:16:44,104 How do you get, 341 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,607 I'm already supporting prostitution. 342 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,509 I don't wanna support racist prostitution. 343 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,387 Shit. 344 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,601 Hmm? 345 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,411 "Total relaxation. 346 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,815 Allow me to take your body to total relaxation. 347 00:17:27,849 --> 00:17:30,417 Price negotiable, will come to you. 348 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,185 Lilith." 349 00:17:49,704 --> 00:17:50,838 Oh, thank god. 350 00:17:50,872 --> 00:17:52,272 That was stupid. 351 00:17:52,306 --> 00:17:55,075 You don't actually wanna buy a prostitute. 352 00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:00,280 What do I say? 353 00:18:00,314 --> 00:18:02,149 What do I say? Fuck. 354 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,450 Uh, hello. 355 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,553 Hi, Lilith. How's it going? 356 00:18:05,587 --> 00:18:06,955 Ah, yes. 357 00:18:06,988 --> 00:18:09,924 Uh, oh, would you like to touch my penis for $78? 358 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,259 Yes, I-I do know that's an offensively small 359 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,394 amount of money to offer for your services. 360 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:15,797 Oh, you're sending your pimp 361 00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,130 to stab me in the throat right now? 362 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,566 Sounds great. 363 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,133 I'll leave the porch light on for him. 364 00:18:20,935 --> 00:18:22,302 Fuck. 365 00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:23,838 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 366 00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:25,506 Hello there. 367 00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,775 - You call me? 368 00:18:27,809 --> 00:18:29,544 - No. 369 00:18:29,577 --> 00:18:31,512 - You sure about that? 370 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,717 - Second command? - Get pussy. 371 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,117 Pussy, pussy. 372 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,386 Yes. I called you. 373 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,822 I want total relaxation. 374 00:18:40,855 --> 00:18:43,758 - Well, okay. 375 00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:44,859 Where do you live? 376 00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:46,561 - 616 Hanover Lane. 377 00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,428 - I'll be there in 20. 378 00:18:58,106 --> 00:18:59,206 - Fuck. 379 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,812 All right. 380 00:19:04,846 --> 00:19:06,246 20 minutes. 381 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,682 I can just rest my eyes. 382 00:19:31,873 --> 00:19:32,807 Fuck! 383 00:19:39,914 --> 00:19:40,982 Hey! 384 00:19:41,015 --> 00:19:41,916 Who's there? 385 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,520 Who the fuck is there? 386 00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,022 - It's Lilith. 387 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,724 - Who? 388 00:19:49,757 --> 00:19:51,291 - You called me. 389 00:19:54,162 --> 00:19:56,396 The ad in the paper? 390 00:19:56,430 --> 00:20:00,267 - Oh, I think you have the wrong, um, 391 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,903 the wrong- - The wrong? 392 00:20:01,936 --> 00:20:03,004 - The wrong nothing. 393 00:20:03,037 --> 00:20:03,938 You're in the right place. 394 00:20:03,971 --> 00:20:05,106 - Well good. 395 00:20:05,139 --> 00:20:06,541 Glad I still know how to read. 396 00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:07,942 - I'm sorry, I fell asleep, 397 00:20:07,975 --> 00:20:09,744 and I had no idea what was going on, 398 00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:11,145 and then, honestly, I'm still kinda drunk, and I 399 00:20:11,179 --> 00:20:12,345 stubbed my toe on the table. 400 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,281 - No worries. I'm over it. 401 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,017 And if I hadn't heard you whimper 402 00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:18,586 like a little girl, I'd probably be driving 403 00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:23,423 home right now, and not looking at your cute brown eyes. 404 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,563 So, are your neighbors cool with us 405 00:20:28,596 --> 00:20:30,998 doing this on the porch, or should we maybe 406 00:20:31,032 --> 00:20:32,299 go inside your house? 407 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,367 - Oh, yeah. 408 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,503 Of course. 409 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,377 So. 410 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,313 I'm Paul. 411 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,414 - Lilith. 412 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,448 - Tight! 413 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:50,450 Super. 414 00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:52,486 So, do you come here often? 415 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,321 - To your house? 416 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,256 - Yeah. 417 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,159 - No. 418 00:20:58,192 --> 00:20:59,259 - All right, good point. 419 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,494 Good point. 420 00:21:00,528 --> 00:21:02,063 Makes sense, good point. 421 00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:04,732 So, are you, like, doing this to pay for college, 422 00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:05,967 or what? 423 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,268 - I'm not answering stupid questions. 424 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,402 - Okay. 425 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,538 Lilith's a pretty cool name. 426 00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:11,906 Is that like your real name? 427 00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:12,974 - Try again. 428 00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:14,341 - Oh, okay. 429 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,811 Uh, how long you been doing this? 430 00:21:16,844 --> 00:21:17,578 - I don't know. 431 00:21:17,612 --> 00:21:18,713 What year is it? 432 00:21:18,746 --> 00:21:21,015 - What? - A while. 433 00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:22,650 Longer than I feel like talking about. 434 00:21:22,683 --> 00:21:24,051 - Oh. 435 00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:26,053 I-I'm sorry. 436 00:21:26,087 --> 00:21:27,155 - It's okay. 437 00:21:27,188 --> 00:21:28,790 I know you mean well. 438 00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:31,424 You people always mean well. 439 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,060 - Do you not like doing this? 440 00:21:33,995 --> 00:21:35,428 - Yes and no. 441 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:38,966 The job is kind of a necessary evil, though. 442 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,769 Hey, do you wanna go to your bedroom? 443 00:21:42,837 --> 00:21:43,938 - Um. 444 00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:45,338 Well. 445 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,675 I mean, can't we just kinda hang out and talk first? 446 00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:50,144 You know, chit-chat, and- 447 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,378 - Yeah, sure. 448 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,317 Part VI is better. 449 00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:01,589 - Well yeah, but this one has the cooler poster. 450 00:22:01,622 --> 00:22:04,424 You know, I never expected my, uh, masseuse? 451 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,593 What should I call your job? 452 00:22:05,626 --> 00:22:08,095 - Call me whatever you want. 453 00:22:08,129 --> 00:22:11,632 Call girl, hooker. 454 00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:14,101 Lady of the night. 455 00:22:14,135 --> 00:22:15,435 Just don't call me whore. 456 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,772 That word is so Deuteronomy. 457 00:22:17,805 --> 00:22:22,243 - Okay, well, I never expected a beautiful woman 458 00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:24,879 like yourself to be so into horror movies. 459 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:27,682 Do you wanna watch a movie? 460 00:22:29,817 --> 00:22:34,255 - Did you really invite me over here for a movie? 461 00:22:34,288 --> 00:22:40,027 You know, by now, most guys would be begging me 462 00:22:40,061 --> 00:22:41,662 to tear them apart. 463 00:22:44,332 --> 00:22:46,567 - I guess I'm not most guys. 464 00:22:46,601 --> 00:22:48,102 - That's okay. 465 00:22:48,135 --> 00:22:49,704 We'll go at your speed. 466 00:22:49,737 --> 00:22:51,806 But at some point, I'm gonna need to get 467 00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:53,507 what I came here for. 468 00:22:58,112 --> 00:22:59,780 These are cute. 469 00:22:59,814 --> 00:23:02,650 Are you sure you're old enough to have a girl over? 470 00:23:02,683 --> 00:23:04,185 - Hey, I'm 24. 471 00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:07,855 - Okay, but if your parents come home soon, 472 00:23:07,889 --> 00:23:10,224 I don't have to explain to them what I'm doing 473 00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:11,993 to their little boy. 474 00:23:12,026 --> 00:23:13,527 - Okay. 475 00:23:13,561 --> 00:23:17,265 First off, every inch of this sprawling 900 square foot 476 00:23:17,298 --> 00:23:18,699 estate is all mine. 477 00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:21,302 No parents, no roommate, and no girlfriend. 478 00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:24,839 Secondly, those action figures are worth more than my car. 479 00:23:24,872 --> 00:23:26,674 In fact, depending on how things go tonight, 480 00:23:26,707 --> 00:23:28,576 I might wind up having to pay you 481 00:23:28,609 --> 00:23:30,177 with one of them. 482 00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:06,280 - Do you really think I'm only worth 483 00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:07,949 one of those toys? 484 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:13,154 Come on. 485 00:24:13,187 --> 00:24:14,555 Let's do this. 486 00:24:16,390 --> 00:24:17,490 - Yeah. 487 00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,492 Definitely. 488 00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:31,772 What's in this thing? 489 00:24:31,806 --> 00:24:33,207 Because I should probably say this right now, 490 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,842 if it's sex toys, I really don't want 491 00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,544 anything inside of me. 492 00:24:36,577 --> 00:24:38,512 - It's my massage table. 493 00:24:39,647 --> 00:24:41,582 Is this your bedroom? 494 00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:42,717 - Yeah. 495 00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:47,955 - You sleep on an air mattress? 496 00:24:47,989 --> 00:24:49,857 - Well, my ex took a lot of stuff 497 00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:53,661 when she moved out, so I'm currently in between mattresses. 498 00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:56,030 - That's depressing. 499 00:24:56,063 --> 00:24:58,065 - Agreed. 500 00:24:58,099 --> 00:24:59,867 Should we go back to the living room? 501 00:25:03,971 --> 00:25:05,806 I could've just deflated it. 502 00:25:09,276 --> 00:25:12,747 - I don't wanna do it downstairs. 503 00:25:13,748 --> 00:25:15,149 I wanna do it in here. 504 00:25:17,318 --> 00:25:20,087 You don't want your neighbors hearing us, 505 00:25:20,121 --> 00:25:23,791 you know, if things start to get a little crazy. 506 00:25:24,692 --> 00:25:25,893 - Yeah. 507 00:25:25,926 --> 00:25:28,295 I think I wanna get crazy. 508 00:25:28,329 --> 00:25:29,563 - Oh do you? 509 00:25:30,598 --> 00:25:31,699 - Yeah. 510 00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:42,209 - Great, now help me set up this table. 511 00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:53,287 What the fuck? 512 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,789 - Let's get you outta these clothes. 513 00:25:54,822 --> 00:25:57,058 - Wait. Wait! 514 00:25:57,091 --> 00:25:58,025 Wait. 515 00:25:58,059 --> 00:25:59,260 I need to say something first. 516 00:26:00,828 --> 00:26:02,563 I just went through a really rough breakup, 517 00:26:02,596 --> 00:26:04,165 and I've kind of let myself go. 518 00:26:04,198 --> 00:26:06,367 Like not I need a crane to get myself 519 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,868 out the door, let myself go, 520 00:26:07,902 --> 00:26:08,869 but I should definitely not be getting touched 521 00:26:08,903 --> 00:26:10,505 by a woman like you. 522 00:26:10,539 --> 00:26:12,873 I mean, at my physical peak, I was a seven at best, 523 00:26:12,907 --> 00:26:14,543 and right now, I'm a solid five and a quarter, 524 00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:16,143 which I'm okay with. 525 00:26:16,177 --> 00:26:17,411 I really am. 526 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:18,612 But you, you, 527 00:26:19,514 --> 00:26:20,948 you're a goddess. 528 00:26:20,981 --> 00:26:22,683 I mean, you're basically the most gorgeous woman 529 00:26:22,716 --> 00:26:24,385 who's ever talked to me, let alone laid her hands on me, 530 00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:26,087 and just to be clear, I'm not delusional. 531 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,089 I know this isn't gonna be some "Pretty Woman" 532 00:26:28,122 --> 00:26:30,191 type scenario where I woo you into falling in love with me, 533 00:26:30,224 --> 00:26:33,094 because let's be honest, I'm no Richard Gere. 534 00:26:33,127 --> 00:26:35,029 In fact, if anything, I'm more of a Richard Dreyfuss, 535 00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:38,132 and that movie would've never worked with Dreyfuss. 536 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,234 Okay. 537 00:26:41,235 --> 00:26:42,303 Look. 538 00:26:42,336 --> 00:26:43,871 I know the only reason you're here 539 00:26:43,904 --> 00:26:45,873 is because I'm paying you to be here, 540 00:26:45,906 --> 00:26:48,142 but thank you. 541 00:26:49,544 --> 00:26:50,811 I need this. 542 00:26:52,179 --> 00:26:54,882 And I really hope that I don't disappoint you. 543 00:26:58,819 --> 00:27:01,889 - I'm not a goddess. 544 00:27:01,922 --> 00:27:05,059 They'd be pretty pissed off at the comparison. 545 00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:09,029 Paul, don't worry about disappointing me. 546 00:27:09,063 --> 00:27:11,332 You seem like a great guy. 547 00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:16,003 In fact, kinda wish we'd met under different circumstances. 548 00:27:16,904 --> 00:27:19,807 But it was meant to be. 549 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,442 We're here. 550 00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:23,110 Tonight. 551 00:27:23,144 --> 00:27:25,346 Alone. 552 00:27:25,379 --> 00:27:28,983 And I can sense your sadness, and your loneliness. 553 00:27:29,016 --> 00:27:32,119 But I'm gonna make it all go away. 554 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:35,823 I don't care about the outside. 555 00:27:35,856 --> 00:27:37,592 This? 556 00:27:37,626 --> 00:27:39,393 This is just flesh. 557 00:27:39,426 --> 00:27:43,731 It's what's under the flesh that I desire. 558 00:28:20,167 --> 00:28:22,069 It's time to relax. 559 00:29:18,392 --> 00:29:19,893 Shh, just relax. 560 00:29:21,696 --> 00:29:22,830 - What the fuck? 561 00:29:22,863 --> 00:29:24,365 - Let it all go. 562 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:36,470 - What are you doing to me? 563 00:30:37,271 --> 00:30:39,039 - Relax. 564 00:30:40,941 --> 00:30:43,444 - Why can't I feel anything? 565 00:30:47,881 --> 00:30:49,316 - I said relax! 566 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:01,495 - What are you? 567 00:31:42,537 --> 00:31:43,437 - Hey. 568 00:31:45,774 --> 00:31:46,674 Hey! 569 00:31:55,550 --> 00:31:56,316 Hey! 570 00:31:56,350 --> 00:31:57,918 - Whoa, shit, whoa. 571 00:31:57,951 --> 00:31:59,654 What the fuck? 572 00:31:59,687 --> 00:32:01,288 What? What? Hey. 573 00:32:01,321 --> 00:32:03,490 - Time to go home. - Okay. 574 00:32:03,525 --> 00:32:04,826 - Like now. - Okay, okay, all right, 575 00:32:04,859 --> 00:32:06,528 I'm going. I'm going, 576 00:32:06,561 --> 00:32:07,762 I'm out the door. Hang on. 577 00:32:07,796 --> 00:32:09,229 Hey, wait a minute. 578 00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:11,198 Catalina? 579 00:32:12,232 --> 00:32:13,768 Catalina, where you at? 580 00:32:13,802 --> 00:32:14,836 Where you at, girl? 581 00:32:14,869 --> 00:32:16,170 - Dude. 582 00:32:16,203 --> 00:32:17,806 That chick left like three hours ago, 583 00:32:17,839 --> 00:32:19,306 when she went to the bathroom 584 00:32:19,339 --> 00:32:20,340 and you tried to make out with her sister. 585 00:32:20,374 --> 00:32:21,475 - Whatever, whatever. 586 00:32:21,509 --> 00:32:22,644 Her sister's hotter anyway. 587 00:32:22,677 --> 00:32:23,711 It's fine. 588 00:32:23,745 --> 00:32:24,945 - You're sad. 589 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:27,014 And I don't care. 590 00:32:27,047 --> 00:32:28,382 Time to go. 591 00:32:28,415 --> 00:32:30,150 - Well dude, I can't drive. 592 00:32:30,184 --> 00:32:32,052 I'm fucking wasted. 593 00:32:32,085 --> 00:32:33,521 - Yeah, I know. 594 00:32:33,555 --> 00:32:36,825 And I hope that there's ice on all of the roads. 595 00:32:36,858 --> 00:32:38,091 - What? 596 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:39,928 That is so mean. 597 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,863 - I don't care. 598 00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:43,030 Come on. 599 00:32:43,063 --> 00:32:44,933 - Well, you know what this is. 600 00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:47,134 You over-served me. 601 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,636 Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. 602 00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:49,604 Look at all that. 603 00:32:49,637 --> 00:32:51,104 You're a criminal. 604 00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:53,842 Yeah, look away, law breaker. 605 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:55,677 Look away from this crime scene 606 00:32:55,710 --> 00:32:58,479 that you have committed. 607 00:32:58,513 --> 00:33:00,481 So you know what has to happen now? 608 00:33:00,515 --> 00:33:02,049 You need to take me home. 609 00:33:02,082 --> 00:33:03,050 - No. 610 00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:04,218 - Okay. 611 00:33:04,251 --> 00:33:05,352 You need to take me to a home. 612 00:33:05,385 --> 00:33:07,622 Preferably your home. 613 00:33:07,655 --> 00:33:08,890 You know? 614 00:33:08,923 --> 00:33:10,658 Did I tell you how sexy you're looking tonight? 615 00:33:10,692 --> 00:33:13,126 I've been, I've been looking at you all night, 616 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,295 just ogling, wow. 617 00:33:15,329 --> 00:33:16,497 Look at that. 618 00:33:16,531 --> 00:33:17,799 Wowza. 619 00:33:17,832 --> 00:33:19,801 Just, just thinking of that time, remember? 620 00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:23,938 It was you and me in the storage shed? 621 00:33:23,972 --> 00:33:25,105 - Ah, gross. 622 00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:26,541 No, ugh. 623 00:33:26,574 --> 00:33:28,075 - You're right, that was pretty gross. 624 00:33:29,978 --> 00:33:31,211 - Look. 625 00:33:31,245 --> 00:33:32,346 I'll take you to Paul's house 626 00:33:32,379 --> 00:33:35,048 if you promise not to touch me. 627 00:33:38,753 --> 00:33:40,020 - Deal. 628 00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:45,092 Hello? 629 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,193 Paul? 630 00:33:47,227 --> 00:33:48,328 You home? 631 00:33:49,096 --> 00:33:51,566 'Cause I am. 632 00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:53,433 Car was too drunk to drive, 633 00:33:53,467 --> 00:33:55,537 and then that mean bartender lady, 634 00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:58,272 she, uh, she said that my place was too far, 635 00:33:58,305 --> 00:34:00,440 so, uh, here I am. 636 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:09,017 What are you, too broke to afford light bulbs? 637 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:10,518 The fuck is wrong with you? 638 00:34:25,033 --> 00:34:27,367 Oh. Paul! 639 00:34:27,401 --> 00:34:29,303 I'm taking the last beer! 640 00:34:30,270 --> 00:34:31,706 I'll get more in the morning, 641 00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:34,842 so, uh, don't be a pussy about it. 642 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:46,119 All right, Paul. Last chance. 643 00:34:46,153 --> 00:34:48,255 I'm coming up. 644 00:34:48,288 --> 00:34:49,591 You better not be naked, dude. 645 00:34:49,624 --> 00:34:52,627 I've had a weird enough night as it is, 646 00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:53,962 and I don't think I could stand 647 00:34:53,995 --> 00:34:55,262 seeing your dick right now. 648 00:35:01,869 --> 00:35:04,038 Are these panties, dude? 649 00:35:04,072 --> 00:35:05,540 Are you serious? 650 00:35:05,573 --> 00:35:08,475 Did you get with one of those massage chicks? 651 00:35:08,509 --> 00:35:10,778 Oh, I can't believe you did it. 652 00:35:10,812 --> 00:35:12,179 Paul? 653 00:35:14,481 --> 00:35:19,721 What the fuck? 654 00:35:23,256 --> 00:35:24,626 What the fuck? 655 00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,428 What the fuck is this? 656 00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:31,331 Oh Jesus. 657 00:35:32,867 --> 00:35:33,835 Oh fuck me. 658 00:35:37,038 --> 00:35:39,540 - Not the happy ending one would expect. 659 00:35:43,077 --> 00:35:44,444 Oh, I see I have a caller 660 00:35:44,478 --> 00:35:45,580 who would like to discuss this tale. 661 00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:52,887 This is Nada, and you're on "The Night Time World". 662 00:35:57,992 --> 00:35:59,159 Is someone there? 663 00:36:02,664 --> 00:36:05,066 Sorry, I was eating. 664 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:09,871 So you just hang up on people who call you in distress? 665 00:36:09,904 --> 00:36:10,805 - Who is this? 666 00:36:12,607 --> 00:36:14,509 - The woman who answered this guy's ad 667 00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:15,677 to kill him. 668 00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:18,579 Don't hang up on me. 669 00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:20,748 - Why shouldn't I? 670 00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:23,818 - You talk about it, 671 00:36:23,851 --> 00:36:26,554 but I live in the night time world. 672 00:36:27,722 --> 00:36:30,091 I've listened to you for quite some time, 673 00:36:30,124 --> 00:36:33,427 and I thought tonight was the perfect night 674 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:37,065 to finally call in and meet. 675 00:36:37,098 --> 00:36:38,198 - All right. 676 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,367 Uh. 677 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,003 What about the other guy? 678 00:36:42,036 --> 00:36:43,671 The one who called earlier, is he there with you? 679 00:36:43,705 --> 00:36:47,041 - She's-she's not gonna kill me. 680 00:36:47,075 --> 00:36:49,476 She's-she's gonna let me, 681 00:36:49,510 --> 00:36:52,547 she's gonna let me live forever. 682 00:36:53,748 --> 00:36:55,149 - I see. 683 00:36:55,183 --> 00:36:57,185 - Let me describe the scene here 684 00:36:57,217 --> 00:36:59,053 for you and your listeners. 685 00:36:59,087 --> 00:37:00,420 How's that? 686 00:37:00,454 --> 00:37:01,856 - I'd rather you didn't. 687 00:37:02,657 --> 00:37:04,458 - He's naked. 688 00:37:04,491 --> 00:37:05,993 Very attractive. 689 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:08,261 Nice abs. 690 00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:10,430 Shaved. 691 00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:11,999 Even his cock and balls. 692 00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:13,568 - This is not a sex line. 693 00:37:14,802 --> 00:37:17,370 - A swimmer's body, I would say. 694 00:37:18,072 --> 00:37:18,973 Are you? 695 00:37:19,874 --> 00:37:21,743 - Yes. 696 00:37:21,776 --> 00:37:23,276 - Can we at least get to the part 697 00:37:23,310 --> 00:37:24,545 where this guy's gonna live forever? 698 00:37:24,579 --> 00:37:26,246 - We'll get there. 699 00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:29,584 But first, I'm going to bite his cock and balls off 700 00:37:29,617 --> 00:37:31,418 live on your show. 701 00:37:31,451 --> 00:37:32,854 - For fuck's sake. 702 00:37:34,155 --> 00:37:36,456 - Vampires are dead below the waist. 703 00:37:43,865 --> 00:37:46,000 - Okay, good. 704 00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:49,137 Well, I'm sorry to everyone for that. 705 00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:50,772 To anyone out there who thinks that they're 706 00:37:50,805 --> 00:37:53,406 gonna call in here and hijack my show, 707 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,610 just take your patronage elsewhere. 708 00:37:59,213 --> 00:38:02,650 - I believe we got disconnected. 709 00:38:02,683 --> 00:38:04,118 - How are you doing this? 710 00:38:05,318 --> 00:38:06,621 - You never had a vampire 711 00:38:06,654 --> 00:38:08,488 call into your show before? 712 00:38:09,891 --> 00:38:14,162 Let me tell your listeners my story. 713 00:38:14,195 --> 00:38:16,329 - I don't seem to have much of a choice in the matter. 714 00:38:16,363 --> 00:38:18,498 - This guy here, 715 00:38:18,533 --> 00:38:22,203 he's very much alive, to his dismay. 716 00:38:22,236 --> 00:38:24,639 You know that's why he's crying, right? 717 00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:27,909 Oh, it's not because I orally castrated him. 718 00:38:27,942 --> 00:38:28,876 - Right. 719 00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:31,179 It's because you're a vampire, 720 00:38:31,212 --> 00:38:33,714 and you've turned him into a vampire. 721 00:38:33,748 --> 00:38:34,682 We get it. 722 00:38:34,715 --> 00:38:35,683 - Tell him 723 00:38:35,716 --> 00:38:36,918 what you wanted me to do . 724 00:38:37,885 --> 00:38:40,087 - Flay-flay me . 725 00:38:40,922 --> 00:38:42,190 - What? 726 00:38:42,223 --> 00:38:43,356 - He's starting to fade. 727 00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:44,491 Flay. 728 00:38:45,626 --> 00:38:47,228 This crazy motherfucker wanted me to start 729 00:38:47,261 --> 00:38:49,063 peeling off his skin. 730 00:38:49,096 --> 00:38:53,500 Had all the tools to basically dissect him bit by bit, 731 00:38:53,534 --> 00:38:55,870 and record it. 732 00:38:55,903 --> 00:38:57,470 Can you believe that? 733 00:38:57,505 --> 00:38:59,941 - No, actually I don't. 734 00:38:59,974 --> 00:39:02,877 - I answered his ad because I'm tired 735 00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:05,478 of hearing people say they want to die. 736 00:39:06,647 --> 00:39:07,782 And this guy? 737 00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:12,452 It's perhaps the grossest cry for attention 738 00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:14,555 I have seen in a very long time. 739 00:39:14,589 --> 00:39:16,624 - It's the second grossest call for attention 740 00:39:16,657 --> 00:39:18,092 I've seen in a long time. 741 00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:20,695 - You have a vampire story. 742 00:39:20,728 --> 00:39:21,629 Did I hear right? 743 00:39:21,662 --> 00:39:22,663 - Yes, I do. 744 00:39:22,697 --> 00:39:24,198 - Tell it. 745 00:39:24,232 --> 00:39:25,533 Keep me company, Troy. 746 00:39:25,566 --> 00:39:27,635 Oops, sorry. 747 00:39:27,668 --> 00:39:28,769 Nada. 748 00:39:29,971 --> 00:39:31,873 Tell them like you do, and maybe I'll take 749 00:39:31,906 --> 00:39:34,075 the fear away that keeps you up at night. 750 00:39:34,108 --> 00:39:35,509 - Is that a threat? 751 00:39:36,911 --> 00:39:38,746 - Tell me a story. 752 00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:44,952 - Well, I'm afraid we may have been hacked. 753 00:39:46,687 --> 00:39:48,823 I don't know how many people are watching 754 00:39:48,856 --> 00:39:50,558 or listening right now, but 755 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,095 the show must go on. 756 00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:58,966 And so, I'd like to tell you about Scarlet. 757 00:40:05,206 --> 00:40:06,107 - Is that her? 758 00:40:13,547 --> 00:40:15,917 You should move now, then. 759 00:40:16,884 --> 00:40:17,985 - Hey. 760 00:40:18,019 --> 00:40:18,786 You gonna move? 761 00:40:18,819 --> 00:40:20,788 - Give him a minute. 762 00:40:21,522 --> 00:40:22,523 - Craig? 763 00:40:22,556 --> 00:40:23,624 - Hold on. 764 00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:30,965 I'm sorry. 765 00:40:30,998 --> 00:40:32,499 She's gonna tear me apart. 766 00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:33,935 - I can do it. 767 00:40:33,968 --> 00:40:36,137 - No. - Why not? 768 00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:37,071 - She'll slaughter you. 769 00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:39,307 - Craig. 770 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:42,944 - Just, do you ever wonder how long she's been around? 771 00:40:42,977 --> 00:40:44,477 How many people like me she's offed? 772 00:40:44,512 --> 00:40:45,478 - She has offed- - I have a better shot. 773 00:40:45,513 --> 00:40:46,614 - Shh! 774 00:40:48,282 --> 00:40:49,550 Finish your sentence. 775 00:40:51,852 --> 00:40:53,287 - You can either take action, 776 00:40:53,321 --> 00:40:55,488 or you can wait for another little Gregory. 777 00:41:00,394 --> 00:41:01,494 - Look, man. 778 00:41:03,297 --> 00:41:06,801 You're the most affected out of all of us. 779 00:41:06,834 --> 00:41:08,736 And that makes you more breakable. 780 00:41:08,769 --> 00:41:10,771 - She's already expecting me. 781 00:41:10,805 --> 00:41:12,039 - I can do it right there in the street. 782 00:41:12,073 --> 00:41:13,374 - No you won't. 783 00:41:13,407 --> 00:41:15,475 You just sit there and shut up til it's over. 784 00:41:15,509 --> 00:41:16,610 - Stop! 785 00:41:16,644 --> 00:41:17,678 - Then what are you waiting for? 786 00:41:17,712 --> 00:41:18,946 - Calm down! 787 00:41:22,683 --> 00:41:24,652 One thing at a time. 788 00:41:36,564 --> 00:41:37,865 Garlic water. 789 00:41:41,936 --> 00:41:43,704 - Good luck, man. 790 00:42:23,711 --> 00:42:28,783 - Craig. 791 00:42:31,118 --> 00:42:34,523 - So good to finally meet in person. 792 00:42:34,555 --> 00:42:37,658 - You look a lot handsomer in real life. 793 00:42:37,691 --> 00:42:38,926 - Thank you. 794 00:42:40,494 --> 00:42:41,796 You look like- 795 00:42:41,829 --> 00:42:44,365 - Do you wanna come back to mine? 796 00:42:44,398 --> 00:42:45,699 - Yeah, sure. 797 00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:50,271 - Are you shy? 798 00:42:50,304 --> 00:42:51,172 - No. 799 00:42:52,273 --> 00:42:54,241 - I'm shy, too. 800 00:44:04,712 --> 00:44:06,548 - What are you doing? 801 00:44:06,581 --> 00:44:10,351 - Is your heart always beating that fast? 802 00:44:11,952 --> 00:44:13,588 - No. 803 00:44:13,622 --> 00:44:14,722 Yeah. 804 00:44:15,489 --> 00:44:16,457 I don't know. 805 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,695 - You might wanna get that checked out. 806 00:44:21,729 --> 00:44:23,397 - Never noticed before. 807 00:44:24,431 --> 00:44:25,332 No one's ever- 808 00:44:45,953 --> 00:44:47,054 Sorry. 809 00:44:47,788 --> 00:44:48,923 I'm sorry. 810 00:44:48,956 --> 00:44:50,691 - What? 811 00:44:50,724 --> 00:44:51,926 Why? 812 00:44:51,959 --> 00:44:53,394 - What? 813 00:44:55,129 --> 00:44:57,031 - Why are you so nervous? 814 00:44:57,064 --> 00:44:58,232 - I'm not. 815 00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:00,401 - You are. 816 00:45:02,937 --> 00:45:04,038 It's okay. 817 00:45:04,838 --> 00:45:06,575 Just relax. 818 00:45:06,608 --> 00:45:09,176 - I'm sorry, seriously, but ... 819 00:45:36,638 --> 00:45:37,738 You okay? 820 00:47:04,258 --> 00:47:05,292 - Fuck. 821 00:47:05,326 --> 00:47:07,796 Shh, shh. 822 00:47:07,828 --> 00:47:08,929 Shh. 823 00:47:12,399 --> 00:47:17,271 - Bitch! 824 00:47:17,304 --> 00:47:18,205 Bitch! 825 00:47:23,877 --> 00:47:26,980 - I don't think this is gonna work. 826 00:47:41,895 --> 00:47:43,364 By the end of tonight, 827 00:47:43,397 --> 00:47:47,334 you're gonna beg me to kill you! 828 00:48:45,192 --> 00:48:47,060 - Scarlet? 829 00:48:47,094 --> 00:48:49,564 Scarlet. 830 00:48:49,597 --> 00:48:51,666 - Shit. 831 00:48:51,699 --> 00:48:54,769 You scared the hell out of me. 832 00:48:54,803 --> 00:48:56,937 It's lovely to meet you. 833 00:48:56,970 --> 00:48:58,405 - Nice to meet you, too. 834 00:48:58,439 --> 00:49:01,175 - So do you wanna come back to mine? 835 00:49:04,011 --> 00:49:06,113 - How was that one? 836 00:49:06,146 --> 00:49:07,549 My caller in the night, 837 00:49:08,683 --> 00:49:11,251 did it help your work go by faster? 838 00:49:21,663 --> 00:49:25,767 This is Nada, and you're on "The Night Time World". 839 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,803 - I love it when you say that. 840 00:49:28,837 --> 00:49:31,104 - Is this gonna go on all night? 841 00:49:31,138 --> 00:49:32,306 - You don't like me? 842 00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:34,709 I thought we had a bond, 843 00:49:34,742 --> 00:49:36,210 a real connection. 844 00:49:37,377 --> 00:49:39,681 You've been talking to me for years now. 845 00:49:39,714 --> 00:49:40,748 - How's our boy? 846 00:49:40,782 --> 00:49:42,316 - He's dead. 847 00:49:42,349 --> 00:49:43,852 For a little. 848 00:49:43,885 --> 00:49:45,520 He'll be up and around tomorrow night, 849 00:49:45,553 --> 00:49:47,589 and every night after that forever. 850 00:49:49,423 --> 00:49:51,726 - Look, even if this is all true, 851 00:49:51,759 --> 00:49:55,195 and he is a vampire now, he can still die, 852 00:49:55,229 --> 00:49:56,430 and so can you. 853 00:49:57,599 --> 00:49:58,766 - You mean like the movies, 854 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,467 or the stories you tell? 855 00:50:00,501 --> 00:50:02,504 Yeah, kinda sorta. 856 00:50:02,537 --> 00:50:04,873 There are some things that can get to us, 857 00:50:04,906 --> 00:50:07,007 but we're not afraid of crosses. 858 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,978 We have reflections, we don't sparkle. 859 00:50:10,010 --> 00:50:14,749 We don't turn into bats or wolves or snakes or mist. 860 00:50:16,149 --> 00:50:19,687 You ever wonder why in all those old Count Dracula movies, 861 00:50:19,721 --> 00:50:22,256 the clothes transform into the bat too? 862 00:50:23,958 --> 00:50:25,627 If I could turn into a bat, 863 00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:27,662 my clothes would fall off, 864 00:50:27,695 --> 00:50:29,597 and when I came back in human form, 865 00:50:29,631 --> 00:50:33,601 I would be bare ass naked, which could be fun, 866 00:50:35,369 --> 00:50:37,337 watching the boys lose their shit. 867 00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:41,408 But now that sex has been replaced by feeding for me, 868 00:50:41,441 --> 00:50:43,945 I'd rather just keep my clothes on. 869 00:50:43,978 --> 00:50:46,514 We fuck by feeding. 870 00:50:46,548 --> 00:50:48,850 Did you know that? 871 00:50:48,883 --> 00:50:51,653 - Is that what you wanted to tell me? 872 00:50:51,686 --> 00:50:53,955 - I just wanna talk. 873 00:50:53,988 --> 00:50:56,123 He's sleeping with the dead now. 874 00:50:57,157 --> 00:50:58,893 My work here is done. 875 00:50:58,927 --> 00:51:00,260 - What about sunlight? 876 00:51:01,029 --> 00:51:02,764 Does that kill you? 877 00:51:02,797 --> 00:51:04,832 - Oh, you want to interview this vampire? 878 00:51:04,866 --> 00:51:06,300 Let me guess. 879 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:09,704 Your next question is how old am I? 880 00:51:12,339 --> 00:51:14,341 - I asked because if sunlight kills you, 881 00:51:14,374 --> 00:51:16,376 then dead boy walking can just walk outside 882 00:51:16,410 --> 00:51:18,312 in the morning and kill himself. 883 00:51:19,514 --> 00:51:21,583 - He will not want to do that. 884 00:51:21,616 --> 00:51:23,551 It's not the same kind of death. 885 00:51:24,418 --> 00:51:25,820 It's way worse. 886 00:51:26,988 --> 00:51:31,291 And I'm 153, but I don't look a day over 18. 887 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,863 Born, died, and reborn in the great state of Ohio. 888 00:51:35,897 --> 00:51:37,197 Go Buckeyes. 889 00:51:37,230 --> 00:51:39,601 - And now, you sleep in a coffin. 890 00:51:39,634 --> 00:51:41,335 - Are you kidding me, dude? 891 00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:43,103 Would you sleep in a coffin? 892 00:51:43,136 --> 00:51:45,506 No, I have a great apartment with heavy curtains, 893 00:51:45,540 --> 00:51:50,177 and a king-sized bed with memory foam. 894 00:51:50,210 --> 00:51:53,146 - So sunlight does kill you, then? 895 00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:56,551 There must be something else, too, 896 00:51:56,584 --> 00:51:59,087 otherwise your kind would be overrunning the streets. 897 00:51:59,119 --> 00:52:01,689 - Let me tell you about my kind. 898 00:52:02,657 --> 00:52:04,659 We are less than you think, 899 00:52:06,094 --> 00:52:07,729 but more than you know. 900 00:52:08,997 --> 00:52:11,966 Unlike the movies and the morals that create them, 901 00:52:13,034 --> 00:52:15,770 we understand population control. 902 00:52:16,971 --> 00:52:19,339 Vampires just don't go around biting people 903 00:52:19,373 --> 00:52:21,408 and making more vampires. 904 00:52:22,442 --> 00:52:24,378 Some of our subjects are stumped. 905 00:52:24,411 --> 00:52:26,914 Look, if vampires just made a vampire 906 00:52:26,948 --> 00:52:29,817 with every bite, exponentially, we would overpopulate 907 00:52:29,851 --> 00:52:33,521 the earth in no time, wiping out our own food supply. 908 00:52:34,522 --> 00:52:35,957 We're actually an organized race, 909 00:52:35,990 --> 00:52:38,392 and frankly have learned to cultivate 910 00:52:38,425 --> 00:52:41,194 a symbiotic relationship with humans. 911 00:52:42,030 --> 00:52:43,564 Imagine that. 912 00:52:43,598 --> 00:52:44,732 - And what about this guy? 913 00:52:44,766 --> 00:52:46,067 You turned him. 914 00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:47,902 - Oh, there is something special 915 00:52:47,935 --> 00:52:50,170 planned for him. 916 00:52:50,203 --> 00:52:52,339 He's not ever going to feed. 917 00:52:52,372 --> 00:52:53,473 Ever. 918 00:52:54,976 --> 00:52:58,278 I 'm going to have him sealed up somewhere, 919 00:52:58,311 --> 00:53:01,849 almost "Cask of Amontillado" like. 920 00:53:01,883 --> 00:53:04,552 Ever read that Edgar Allen Poe story? 921 00:53:05,252 --> 00:53:06,353 I love it. 922 00:53:07,522 --> 00:53:09,924 Seal him in and let him hunger for eternity 923 00:53:09,957 --> 00:53:13,628 because he doesn't respect the beauty of life. 924 00:53:14,595 --> 00:53:17,765 When I was alive, I had cancer. 925 00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:22,670 I was the oldest daughter in my family of 12. 926 00:53:22,704 --> 00:53:25,707 My father died, and my mother needed me. 927 00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:29,276 So when I fell ill, I wanted more life, 928 00:53:29,309 --> 00:53:34,115 more time, and then one night, my prayers were answered, 929 00:53:34,148 --> 00:53:35,449 and I was turned. 930 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:37,852 And guess what? 931 00:53:37,885 --> 00:53:41,321 I-I didn't go on a bloodthirsty rampage 932 00:53:41,354 --> 00:53:43,558 across the countryside. 933 00:53:43,591 --> 00:53:45,993 No vampire hunters came for me. 934 00:53:46,828 --> 00:53:48,996 I fed on livestock at first, 935 00:53:49,030 --> 00:53:52,033 and then vagrants, and backwoods yokels. 936 00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:54,669 I never took too much. 937 00:53:55,636 --> 00:53:57,105 Not enough to turn them, 938 00:53:57,138 --> 00:53:59,140 but just enough to make them 939 00:53:59,173 --> 00:54:01,142 feel tired all the time. 940 00:54:01,175 --> 00:54:04,045 I raised my siblings, and I put my mother 941 00:54:04,078 --> 00:54:07,548 into the ground with natural causes. 942 00:54:07,582 --> 00:54:10,518 - You're quite the humanitarian. 943 00:54:10,551 --> 00:54:12,319 - Think what you will. 944 00:54:12,352 --> 00:54:15,590 When I hear of people who want to throw their lives away, 945 00:54:15,623 --> 00:54:17,390 it pisses me off. 946 00:54:19,060 --> 00:54:22,630 - So that gives you the right to do whatever you want? 947 00:54:22,663 --> 00:54:24,264 To torture people? 948 00:54:27,635 --> 00:54:32,272 You wanted to live, and you got to live. 949 00:54:32,305 --> 00:54:35,810 This guy wants to die, and you're taking that away from him. 950 00:54:39,312 --> 00:54:40,748 - Tell me a story. 951 00:54:40,782 --> 00:54:42,784 Another vampire story. 952 00:54:42,817 --> 00:54:44,852 - Are people able to listen? 953 00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:49,757 - Nada, tell me a story. 954 00:55:14,148 --> 00:55:17,151 - A man once said the blood is the life. 955 00:55:18,286 --> 00:55:20,121 Greater words have never been more true 956 00:55:20,154 --> 00:55:23,356 from someone that does not exist. 957 00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:26,794 My name no longer matters . 958 00:55:27,662 --> 00:55:30,865 And my blood will be my death. 959 00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:34,367 I have a sickness. 960 00:55:35,368 --> 00:55:37,004 A rare blood disease. 961 00:55:38,673 --> 00:55:40,174 I will be remembered as a hero 962 00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:42,777 for changing the world through my work. 963 00:55:44,045 --> 00:55:45,813 I will be remembered as the villain 964 00:55:45,847 --> 00:55:47,715 for the exact same. 965 00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:50,117 So different. 966 00:55:51,384 --> 00:55:54,989 Yet there's one thing both hero and villain share. 967 00:55:56,524 --> 00:55:57,692 Death. 968 00:55:59,293 --> 00:56:00,995 But I'm going to defy it . 969 00:56:02,495 --> 00:56:04,098 I'm going to cure it. 970 00:56:06,734 --> 00:56:09,804 Lab results number 101 show a perfect bond 971 00:56:09,837 --> 00:56:13,074 of my DNA and of desmodus rotundus. 972 00:56:14,441 --> 00:56:15,943 The vampire bat. 973 00:56:18,646 --> 00:56:19,747 Death. 974 00:56:20,882 --> 00:56:22,683 I am going to defy it. 975 00:56:23,818 --> 00:56:25,418 I'm going to cure it. 976 00:56:27,288 --> 00:56:29,489 So in a world of heroes, 977 00:56:30,191 --> 00:56:31,659 in a world of villains, 978 00:56:33,393 --> 00:56:34,494 what am I? 979 00:56:46,307 --> 00:56:47,909 Eight days. 980 00:56:47,942 --> 00:56:49,777 Eight days with nothing. 981 00:56:51,312 --> 00:56:54,615 Years ago, I created a cure. 982 00:56:54,649 --> 00:56:58,085 Years ago, I created my curse. 983 00:56:59,419 --> 00:57:01,188 A man into myth. 984 00:57:02,323 --> 00:57:06,127 And like the myth, I hunger for blood. 985 00:57:15,136 --> 00:57:16,537 Clean blood. 986 00:57:19,674 --> 00:57:21,609 Not innocent blood. 987 00:57:22,410 --> 00:57:23,778 - Hey, you got a light? 988 00:57:26,013 --> 00:57:26,781 Hi? 989 00:57:26,814 --> 00:57:27,982 Do you have a light? 990 00:57:29,050 --> 00:57:30,318 - No. 991 00:57:30,351 --> 00:57:32,253 - Was I an idiot for even asking? 992 00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:34,889 Are you just like every asshole in the city? 993 00:57:35,589 --> 00:57:36,691 - No. 994 00:57:37,658 --> 00:57:39,560 - Is no the only word you know? 995 00:57:42,163 --> 00:57:43,064 - No. 996 00:57:44,899 --> 00:57:47,301 - So what, are you on some kind of creepy night stroll, 997 00:57:47,335 --> 00:57:49,103 or do you just prefer to listen to music 998 00:57:49,136 --> 00:57:50,104 from the outside? 999 00:57:51,471 --> 00:57:53,574 - Music? 1000 00:57:53,607 --> 00:57:56,344 I prefer it when someone actually sings. 1001 00:57:56,377 --> 00:57:58,145 That- 1002 00:57:58,179 --> 00:57:59,847 - Apparently you need a crash course in good music, 1003 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,282 because that was- 1004 00:58:01,315 --> 00:58:03,084 - Why are you talking to me? 1005 00:58:03,117 --> 00:58:04,285 - I don't know. 1006 00:58:04,318 --> 00:58:08,789 Guy walking around alone at one a.m. 1007 00:58:08,823 --> 00:58:11,459 Seems like something you could use. 1008 00:58:11,491 --> 00:58:12,693 - I don't. 1009 00:58:12,727 --> 00:58:14,395 - Well I do. 1010 00:58:14,428 --> 00:58:16,564 You wanna court me, and go find a light for this thing? 1011 00:58:16,597 --> 00:58:18,699 - You shouldn't smoke. 1012 00:58:18,733 --> 00:58:21,402 It's bad for your blood. 1013 00:58:21,435 --> 00:58:24,138 - Hey, I thought you said you weren't an asshole. 1014 00:58:25,272 --> 00:58:26,640 - A friend. 1015 00:58:27,942 --> 00:58:29,844 A luxury I can't have. 1016 00:58:32,046 --> 00:58:33,614 Not with the hunger. 1017 00:59:01,876 --> 00:59:03,411 - Nice masks. 1018 00:59:03,444 --> 00:59:04,812 Both of you, very nice. 1019 00:59:17,658 --> 00:59:19,693 - Is this the guy? 1020 00:59:19,727 --> 00:59:21,829 - Fuck. 1021 00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:23,864 - Fuck. 1022 00:59:23,898 --> 00:59:25,499 - Fucking kidding me. - Fuck. 1023 00:59:25,534 --> 00:59:26,634 - No fucking way. - Fuck. 1024 00:59:27,735 --> 00:59:28,836 - Hey! 1025 00:59:30,037 --> 00:59:33,941 Cute coat! 1026 00:59:33,974 --> 00:59:35,943 Get him! - Okay. 1027 00:59:41,348 --> 00:59:42,783 - Hey! 1028 00:59:42,817 --> 00:59:43,918 Do it! 1029 01:02:42,597 --> 01:02:43,665 - Hey, pal. 1030 01:02:43,698 --> 01:02:44,798 What's going on? 1031 01:02:45,667 --> 01:02:46,934 - Just let her go. 1032 01:02:48,637 --> 01:02:50,904 - I don't see that happening any time soon. 1033 01:02:51,972 --> 01:02:53,974 Do you have any idea, any idea, 1034 01:02:54,008 --> 01:02:55,610 how hard it is to catch the undead? 1035 01:02:55,644 --> 01:02:56,544 Do you? 1036 01:02:57,911 --> 01:02:58,812 - I'm alive. 1037 01:02:59,179 --> 01:03:01,181 - Okay, all right. Here, listen. 1038 01:03:01,215 --> 01:03:05,953 Werewolves, ugly, smelly, dead. 1039 01:03:05,986 --> 01:03:07,354 Witches? 1040 01:03:08,523 --> 01:03:10,424 Ugly, smelly, dead. 1041 01:03:11,892 --> 01:03:16,397 You, the undead, about to be dead. 1042 01:03:16,430 --> 01:03:17,865 - I'm alive. 1043 01:03:17,898 --> 01:03:19,734 - Not for long, you're not. 1044 01:03:23,337 --> 01:03:25,139 - I'm the only one that knows some shit. 1045 01:03:51,298 --> 01:03:52,299 - Oh see, there's a mark on me, buddy. 1046 01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:53,601 You see, I got these. 1047 01:03:53,635 --> 01:03:55,169 Sorry, can't hypnotize me. 1048 01:04:10,884 --> 01:04:12,219 Dad gave me this knife. 1049 01:04:13,555 --> 01:04:15,923 He killed a lot of undead ugly motherfuckers 1050 01:04:15,956 --> 01:04:17,324 with this knife now. 1051 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:22,597 Now, I'm gonna add you to the list. 1052 01:04:25,332 --> 01:04:29,203 Why won't you die? 1053 01:04:36,043 --> 01:04:37,478 - Well, here's the thing about me dying. 1054 01:04:41,783 --> 01:04:44,485 It tends to happen a lot. 1055 01:05:01,235 --> 01:05:03,470 I'm sorry for the blood. 1056 01:05:09,544 --> 01:05:10,911 - That's okay. 1057 01:05:12,146 --> 01:05:14,047 I love the carnage. 1058 01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:25,693 - If you could live forever, would you? 1059 01:05:25,727 --> 01:05:27,161 You'll never get sick. 1060 01:05:27,829 --> 01:05:29,229 You'll stop aging. 1061 01:05:30,464 --> 01:05:33,400 You'll live until the sun finally goes nova, 1062 01:05:33,434 --> 01:05:36,470 and fries this globe into a cinder. 1063 01:05:36,503 --> 01:05:38,873 - I never thought about it that way. 1064 01:05:38,907 --> 01:05:41,543 - You have to consider everything. 1065 01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:44,211 Can you kill to survive? 1066 01:05:45,012 --> 01:05:46,480 There is the blood thing. 1067 01:05:47,549 --> 01:05:48,982 - Are we talking about turning me 1068 01:05:49,016 --> 01:05:50,417 into a vampire now? 1069 01:05:50,451 --> 01:05:52,821 You're not a killer. 1070 01:05:52,854 --> 01:05:54,955 So you'll have to get creative. 1071 01:05:55,890 --> 01:05:57,525 I'll give you an example. 1072 01:05:57,559 --> 01:06:00,093 One of us that I know, she's a nurse, 1073 01:06:00,127 --> 01:06:02,062 and she will nip at the terminal, 1074 01:06:02,095 --> 01:06:04,097 anemic patients, but, 1075 01:06:04,131 --> 01:06:05,767 and this is the brilliant part, 1076 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:08,603 she simply helps herself to blood supply 1077 01:06:08,636 --> 01:06:10,638 of the hospital she works in. 1078 01:06:11,906 --> 01:06:14,074 It's a pain because she has to keep moving around, 1079 01:06:14,107 --> 01:06:17,745 and she's gone to nursing school, like, eight times. 1080 01:06:18,947 --> 01:06:20,582 But she claims that she hasn't had to kill 1081 01:06:20,615 --> 01:06:24,084 a single mortal in over 50 years. 1082 01:06:24,886 --> 01:06:26,119 Not bad, right? 1083 01:06:26,153 --> 01:06:27,254 - Okay. 1084 01:06:28,422 --> 01:06:30,023 - What does your audience think? 1085 01:06:30,057 --> 01:06:32,527 This has to be good for ratings, right? 1086 01:06:33,193 --> 01:06:34,629 Should they vote? 1087 01:06:34,662 --> 01:06:37,799 Should Nada be turned or stay mortal? 1088 01:06:37,832 --> 01:06:40,668 What do you think, "Night Time World" listeners? 1089 01:06:40,702 --> 01:06:43,705 - How do I know that you won't seal me up 1090 01:06:43,738 --> 01:06:45,405 in a crypt for eternity? 1091 01:06:45,439 --> 01:06:47,775 Because I like you. 1092 01:06:47,809 --> 01:06:49,711 You respect life. 1093 01:06:51,144 --> 01:06:53,982 I think you would seize the opportunities afforded you. 1094 01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:56,918 Consider the ability to pay it forward to people 1095 01:06:56,951 --> 01:06:58,820 who can't fight like we can. 1096 01:06:59,854 --> 01:07:02,891 I've killed pedophiles, serial killers, 1097 01:07:02,924 --> 01:07:05,627 been an avenging angel for some people. 1098 01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:07,929 - Judge, jury, and executioner. 1099 01:07:07,962 --> 01:07:10,832 - Spin it however you like. 1100 01:07:10,865 --> 01:07:12,432 But I'm not ashamed. 1101 01:07:12,466 --> 01:07:14,434 I've done some good . 1102 01:07:14,468 --> 01:07:16,036 - Maybe you have. 1103 01:07:17,739 --> 01:07:22,442 And how do you reconcile all the evil, 1104 01:07:22,476 --> 01:07:25,013 terrible things that you've done 1105 01:07:25,045 --> 01:07:27,414 with a few good deeds? 1106 01:07:28,716 --> 01:07:30,150 - You believe you're really talking 1107 01:07:30,183 --> 01:07:32,185 to a vampire? 1108 01:07:35,389 --> 01:07:36,758 - The story. 1109 01:07:36,791 --> 01:07:38,993 - Yes, the last story. 1110 01:07:39,027 --> 01:07:41,428 Tell me the last story please. 1111 01:07:41,461 --> 01:07:43,932 I've got to get this guy moved soon 1112 01:07:43,965 --> 01:07:47,301 and tend to one more thing before the night shift is over. 1113 01:07:49,637 --> 01:07:52,072 - This story is about justice. 1114 01:07:52,974 --> 01:07:54,074 Atonement. 1115 01:07:56,476 --> 01:07:58,145 - Is it now? 1116 01:07:58,178 --> 01:07:59,279 Thrill me. 1117 01:08:00,347 --> 01:08:03,150 One more story before bed, please? 1118 01:08:33,347 --> 01:08:34,849 - What the fuck? 1119 01:08:44,257 --> 01:08:45,860 Hey! 1120 01:08:45,893 --> 01:08:46,794 Hello? 1121 01:08:47,662 --> 01:08:48,529 Hey! 1122 01:08:48,563 --> 01:08:50,098 Is anybody out there? 1123 01:08:50,130 --> 01:08:51,231 - Quiet down! 1124 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,101 - What is this? 1125 01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:54,569 - You're pulling that bullshit? 1126 01:08:54,602 --> 01:08:56,503 I don't care how high you were. 1127 01:08:56,537 --> 01:08:57,972 Doesn't change what you did. 1128 01:08:58,006 --> 01:08:58,906 - Okay man, I, 1129 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:01,776 officer. 1130 01:09:02,644 --> 01:09:03,544 I swear. 1131 01:09:04,912 --> 01:09:06,213 I didn't do anything. 1132 01:09:06,246 --> 01:09:07,147 - So you don't remember when you killed 1133 01:09:07,180 --> 01:09:08,215 an innocent man? 1134 01:09:08,248 --> 01:09:09,149 That doesn't ring any bells? 1135 01:09:09,182 --> 01:09:10,250 - I what? 1136 01:09:11,019 --> 01:09:13,121 - Officer Blake was a good man. 1137 01:09:13,153 --> 01:09:14,488 A friend. 1138 01:09:14,522 --> 01:09:15,990 And now the thug who murdered him 1139 01:09:16,024 --> 01:09:17,725 won't even say he remembers. 1140 01:09:20,394 --> 01:09:21,896 You know who does remember? 1141 01:09:23,965 --> 01:09:24,866 His family. 1142 01:09:26,466 --> 01:09:29,137 A little girl who's never gonna see her dad again. 1143 01:09:29,169 --> 01:09:31,204 - There's gotta be a mix-up here. 1144 01:09:31,238 --> 01:09:32,740 - I'll just call up his wife and kid 1145 01:09:32,774 --> 01:09:35,643 and tell him it was all just a big mistake. 1146 01:09:37,512 --> 01:09:39,346 - Hey! Hey, wait! 1147 01:09:39,379 --> 01:09:40,480 Wait! 1148 01:09:42,650 --> 01:09:45,553 Don't I get a call or a lawyer, right? 1149 01:09:47,354 --> 01:09:48,890 I would like my phone call. 1150 01:09:50,323 --> 01:09:51,425 - Right. 1151 01:09:53,127 --> 01:09:55,163 Turn around. 1152 01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:57,165 Stick your hands through the bars 1153 01:09:57,197 --> 01:09:58,800 and interlock your fingers. 1154 01:10:10,243 --> 01:10:11,746 Step back to the far wall. 1155 01:10:24,424 --> 01:10:27,762 There's your phone call, asshole. 1156 01:10:27,795 --> 01:10:29,429 Nothing that the courts can hang on you 1157 01:10:29,463 --> 01:10:30,998 matches what you deserve. 1158 01:11:05,298 --> 01:11:06,466 Want another phone call? 1159 01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:09,203 I could lend you another quarter. 1160 01:11:09,237 --> 01:11:10,638 - Man, you can't do this. 1161 01:11:15,109 --> 01:11:16,376 I'll press charges! 1162 01:11:16,409 --> 01:11:18,045 - Might be a technical error 1163 01:11:18,079 --> 01:11:20,148 with the security footage. 1164 01:11:20,181 --> 01:11:22,349 Our budget being what it is. 1165 01:11:22,382 --> 01:11:24,484 Things like that are bound to happen. 1166 01:11:30,558 --> 01:11:32,627 I wouldn't get too comfortable there, boy. 1167 01:11:32,660 --> 01:11:34,394 I'm afraid- - How'd he die? 1168 01:11:36,998 --> 01:11:37,899 What'd you see? 1169 01:11:38,766 --> 01:11:41,736 - You tell me, freak. 1170 01:11:41,769 --> 01:11:43,538 You got fucked outta your mind on PCP or something. 1171 01:11:43,571 --> 01:11:45,372 Nearly turned him inside out. 1172 01:11:48,776 --> 01:11:49,544 - No. 1173 01:11:49,577 --> 01:11:50,678 I-I didn't do that. 1174 01:11:50,711 --> 01:11:52,213 And I-I've never taken PCP. 1175 01:11:52,246 --> 01:11:54,816 - Bath salts, PCP, whatever. 1176 01:11:54,849 --> 01:11:56,884 Still gonna say you don't remember? 1177 01:11:58,653 --> 01:12:00,588 - No, I-I remember him. 1178 01:12:02,023 --> 01:12:02,924 But I was, 1179 01:12:05,526 --> 01:12:06,661 I was shot! 1180 01:12:08,596 --> 01:12:09,764 I got shot! 1181 01:12:13,234 --> 01:12:14,635 I swear. 1182 01:12:14,669 --> 01:12:15,636 - That was Blake's blood you were wearing. 1183 01:12:15,670 --> 01:12:17,038 - No, I swear! 1184 01:12:17,071 --> 01:12:18,105 I was shot! 1185 01:12:18,139 --> 01:12:19,472 Go get the shirt! 1186 01:12:19,507 --> 01:12:21,008 It's still got the bullet holes! 1187 01:12:21,042 --> 01:12:23,443 - Keep your back to me and approach the bars. 1188 01:12:23,476 --> 01:12:24,912 - No, listen to me! 1189 01:12:24,946 --> 01:12:26,413 - Get over here! 1190 01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:42,362 - I burned that fucking shirt, cop killer. 1191 01:12:57,444 --> 01:12:59,479 You want some more? 1192 01:12:59,513 --> 01:13:01,582 - Maybe I do. 1193 01:13:01,616 --> 01:13:03,084 - You best calm down, boy. 1194 01:13:03,117 --> 01:13:05,753 - You keep pulling that schoolyard bully shit, 1195 01:13:05,786 --> 01:13:08,388 gotta figure one day there'll be some consequences. 1196 01:13:08,421 --> 01:13:09,857 - Back the fuck up! 1197 01:13:09,891 --> 01:13:13,694 - You know I didn't kill your friend Blake. 1198 01:13:13,728 --> 01:13:18,199 But I did watch him bleed all that pretty blood. 1199 01:13:29,010 --> 01:13:30,311 - This is Blake. 1200 01:13:30,344 --> 01:13:33,147 Outside 1302 West 3rd Street. 1201 01:13:33,180 --> 01:13:34,481 No side of any- 1202 01:13:37,718 --> 01:13:39,486 Possible 217 in progress. 1203 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,855 Requesting backup. 1204 01:13:40,888 --> 01:13:42,657 Backup is en route. 1205 01:13:42,690 --> 01:13:44,859 Officer is in need of assistance. 1206 01:13:44,892 --> 01:13:46,459 All units respond. 1207 01:13:48,529 --> 01:13:49,530 - This is the police. 1208 01:13:49,563 --> 01:13:50,698 Make yourselves known. 1209 01:13:58,072 --> 01:14:01,242 - Hey! 1210 01:14:02,276 --> 01:14:04,779 - 911, what's the nature of your emergency? 1211 01:14:07,048 --> 01:14:10,084 911- 1212 01:14:10,117 --> 01:14:11,519 - Shit. 1213 01:14:11,552 --> 01:14:14,855 - Uninspiring, as last words go. 1214 01:14:38,579 --> 01:14:40,781 - What the fuck? 1215 01:14:49,357 --> 01:14:51,525 Get back in that cell. 1216 01:14:51,559 --> 01:14:52,660 Now. 1217 01:14:54,328 --> 01:14:55,963 Don't make me do this, boy. 1218 01:14:57,865 --> 01:15:00,134 Get back in that cell! 1219 01:15:11,679 --> 01:15:12,780 Fuck. 1220 01:15:50,317 --> 01:15:53,854 I'd have only taken what I needed, 1221 01:15:53,888 --> 01:15:56,757 but they saw fit to spill all of your blood. 1222 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:01,228 It's perverse. 1223 01:16:06,667 --> 01:16:10,104 But you will educate them, I expect. 1224 01:16:53,848 --> 01:16:55,483 - Police chief. 1225 01:17:07,962 --> 01:17:09,997 - I admit I'm hungry. 1226 01:17:11,632 --> 01:17:13,535 But I think I can do better 1227 01:17:13,568 --> 01:17:15,302 than pig's blood. 1228 01:17:21,675 --> 01:17:23,144 Go on, little pig. 1229 01:17:24,513 --> 01:17:26,413 Go hide in your house of stone. 1230 01:17:43,497 --> 01:17:45,432 - Hello? 1231 01:17:45,466 --> 01:17:46,767 Anyone there? 1232 01:18:15,863 --> 01:18:20,301 - Once upon a time, there will three little pigs 1233 01:18:20,334 --> 01:18:23,572 who felt no obligation to share their world 1234 01:18:23,605 --> 01:18:24,805 with the wolf. 1235 01:18:27,308 --> 01:18:30,612 They called him big and bad, 1236 01:18:30,645 --> 01:18:33,548 and taught the other pigs to fear him 1237 01:18:33,582 --> 01:18:35,216 and all his kind. 1238 01:18:36,016 --> 01:18:37,918 They were hateful to him, 1239 01:18:37,952 --> 01:18:41,188 and threw his family in cages. 1240 01:18:43,324 --> 01:18:47,629 The next part of the story I am sure you have heard, 1241 01:18:47,662 --> 01:18:50,798 but you will soon learn the true ending. 1242 01:18:52,667 --> 01:18:57,338 One day, the wolf's anger became so strong 1243 01:18:57,371 --> 01:19:00,508 that not even a house of brick and stone 1244 01:19:00,542 --> 01:19:01,875 could thwart him. 1245 01:19:09,651 --> 01:19:11,218 - And that brings us to the end 1246 01:19:11,252 --> 01:19:15,022 of another episode of "The Night Time World". 1247 01:19:15,055 --> 01:19:17,091 I hope that you have enjoyed our time together 1248 01:19:17,124 --> 01:19:18,959 as much as I have. 1249 01:19:18,993 --> 01:19:22,162 If so, please consider subscribing 1250 01:19:22,196 --> 01:19:24,599 and give us a rating on the platform 1251 01:19:24,633 --> 01:19:27,401 on which you are watching this. 1252 01:19:27,434 --> 01:19:29,671 Thank you, and we'll see you next time 1253 01:19:29,704 --> 01:19:31,438 on "The Night Time World". 1254 01:19:43,652 --> 01:19:45,185 Hello? 1255 01:19:45,219 --> 01:19:46,220 - I was thinking as you told 1256 01:19:46,253 --> 01:19:47,821 that indictment story, 1257 01:19:47,855 --> 01:19:49,490 I've come to a decision. 1258 01:19:50,824 --> 01:19:52,560 - A decision about what? 1259 01:19:52,594 --> 01:19:54,696 - I'm not going to seal him up 1260 01:19:54,729 --> 01:19:55,929 and starve him. 1261 01:19:55,963 --> 01:19:57,599 - Good. 1262 01:19:57,632 --> 01:20:00,000 - He has such beautiful huge windows 1263 01:20:00,034 --> 01:20:01,268 in his apartment. 1264 01:20:01,302 --> 01:20:03,237 It's what he wanted, right? 1265 01:20:03,270 --> 01:20:07,107 Why am I going to waste such a gift on him? 1266 01:20:07,141 --> 01:20:09,778 Even if it tortures him, 1267 01:20:09,810 --> 01:20:12,079 punishes him for his ignorance. 1268 01:20:12,112 --> 01:20:14,281 - Listen, the podcast is over. 1269 01:20:14,315 --> 01:20:17,351 There's nobody listening, there's nobody watching. 1270 01:20:17,384 --> 01:20:18,886 Like, it's done. 1271 01:20:18,919 --> 01:20:22,289 Thank you, I-I appreciate what you tried to do tonight, 1272 01:20:22,323 --> 01:20:26,460 but it's time to go to bed now. 1273 01:20:26,493 --> 01:20:29,129 - I have one more stop before bed. 1274 01:20:30,331 --> 01:20:31,231 - Where? 1275 01:20:34,703 --> 01:20:36,805 - You gonna stay on the phone all night, 1276 01:20:36,837 --> 01:20:38,038 or let me in? 1277 01:20:39,907 --> 01:20:41,108 Another gift. 1278 01:21:37,965 --> 01:21:40,033 Let's change your life.