1 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:09,259 [train whistle blowing] 2 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:18,643 [♪ "The Night Before" playing on radio] 3 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:22,146 ♪ I wake up Sunday morning ♪ 4 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:27,861 ♪ With my mind all in a haze ♪ 5 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:32,490 ♪ Tear stains on my pillow ♪ 6 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:38,371 ♪ And make-up on my face ♪ 7 00:00:41,457 --> 00:00:44,962 ♪ I see those empty whiskey bottles ♪ 8 00:00:46,295 --> 00:00:50,716 ♪ And records scattered on the floor ♪ 9 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:54,972 ♪ And from the next room, I hear crying ♪ 10 00:00:55,054 --> 00:00:59,810 ♪ Then I remember the night before ♪ 11 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:02,603 [♪ song fades] 12 00:01:03,729 --> 00:01:04,730 Here you go. 13 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:08,402 [breathes deeply, sniffs] 14 00:01:08,484 --> 00:01:09,486 This is hazelnut? 15 00:01:10,903 --> 00:01:11,989 Damn, that's warm. 16 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,073 Hey, coffee's hot. 17 00:01:13,864 --> 00:01:16,742 Henry installed one of those, uh, thing-a-majigs, whatever. 18 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:18,161 - Coffee machine. - Yeah. 19 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,162 - You're still here, huh? - [Henry] Here to help, boss. 20 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,415 Yeah, with him here, let's see those dudes try to chuck 21 00:01:22,498 --> 00:01:25,043 you in the back of the trunk now, pedo. Ain't going down. 22 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:28,045 Stop calling me pedo, okay? 23 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,965 It is not a cool nickname. 24 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,801 All right, goddamn. What the fuck am I supposed to call you, then? 25 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:34,927 I don't know. Lefty, Lucky, something cool. 26 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:38,765 Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not how nicknames work, dawg. 27 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,391 Start calling you Scarecrow. 28 00:01:40,474 --> 00:01:41,727 Why? Cause I'm tall? 29 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,770 Nah, dude, 'cause you don't use your fucking brain. 30 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:45,104 - [scoffs] - [Henry laughs] 31 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:49,651 Listen, call me my name, Lee, or you'll be working at the bus plant. 32 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,697 Lee. Okay, yeah, we got it, Lee. 33 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,240 Ol' Left Nut Lee. 34 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,450 - [laughs] - [Lee] Oh, jeez. 35 00:01:57,533 --> 00:01:58,868 Lunatic Lee. 36 00:01:59,368 --> 00:02:01,037 - [engine revs] - Lee, we got you, Lee! 37 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,539 What a classic stinker. 38 00:02:02,621 --> 00:02:03,748 [♪ song continues] 39 00:02:03,831 --> 00:02:07,793 [Henry, Waylon cawing] 40 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:16,637 Because your mom doesn't like you staying at the bookstore anymore. 41 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,889 - 'Cause it's not safe. - Why isn't it safe? 42 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,182 It's that one right there, see it? 43 00:02:21,265 --> 00:02:22,933 - That one? - Yeah. 44 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,353 Here we go. 45 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,944 [Vicky] So, actually it has two full baths, 46 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:36,239 which personally I think is super rare for a quadplex. 47 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,658 [Lee] You said it was a duplex. 48 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,741 It's quadplex. 49 00:02:38,824 --> 00:02:40,368 so, it's like an apartment. 50 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:44,456 Anyway, I think it would be awful nice for a young girl 51 00:02:44,538 --> 00:02:46,500 on the cusp of womanhood to have your own shower. 52 00:02:46,582 --> 00:02:49,502 Come on, you can put all your girly stuff in there, like your hair products, 53 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:53,173 and your nail stuff, and your trimmers for your personal grooming. 54 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:56,425 Sneaking all the boys over. [giggling] 55 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:57,510 - Vicky? - Yes. 56 00:02:57,593 --> 00:02:59,513 How did the estate sale finish off, huh? 57 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,139 Did you sell all those books in Dale's study? 58 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:06,978 - I did, actually. I made quite a profit. - Mm-hmm. Who's the lucky winner? 59 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:09,689 - Let me guess, Ray? - [chuckles] 60 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:12,776 Actually, you know what? He stood me up, that scamp. 61 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,694 Yeah, he said he was coming, and he never showed. 62 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:17,531 - What do you mean? Who bought 'em? - Fuck if I know. 63 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,033 - Sorry. - What do you mean? You-You don't remember? 64 00:03:20,616 --> 00:03:25,038 No, I don't remember. There were like 500 people in the house. [chuckling] 65 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,163 [inhaling sharply] 66 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:33,045 Uh, speaking of houses, do you wanna rent this one? 67 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:37,175 Because, um, honestly, I am late for a full Brazilian. 68 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:38,843 How's the neighborhood? 69 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,182 It's affordable. 70 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:45,724 Yeah, but is it safe? 71 00:03:46,475 --> 00:03:49,103 Tulsa has the worst crime in the country, you know. 72 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,439 - Per capita. - [Vicky] Well, that's depressing. 73 00:03:52,022 --> 00:03:53,150 Um… 74 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:59,114 I don't know, there's like a cute little police station nearby, if that helps. 75 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,324 [chuckles] Um… It's… [stammers] 76 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:05,829 But, okay, actually that probably makes it worse. [chuckles] 77 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,205 Feels safe. We'll take it. 78 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,500 - Really? - Great! 79 00:04:13,669 --> 00:04:15,379 [caws] 80 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:19,259 [panting] Okay, I can see him. 81 00:04:19,341 --> 00:04:20,968 [grunts, panting] 82 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,850 Hey. There he is. [panting] 83 00:04:29,685 --> 00:04:30,728 May I? 84 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,606 Goddamn. 85 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:38,028 - Getting old, it ain't for sissies. - Mmm. 86 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:40,029 Listen, thanks for meeting me, Chubs. 87 00:04:40,112 --> 00:04:43,283 I wanted to check in on that prick reporter. 88 00:04:43,365 --> 00:04:44,992 I told him to stay away. 89 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:50,165 Good, I had my lawyers put a call on to that paper, that Heartland Press. [groans] 90 00:04:50,247 --> 00:04:52,500 It's a long-form magazine. 91 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:56,045 I don't care what it is. The guy cornered me in a bathroom, 92 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:59,341 my dick in my hands, like a goddamn psychopath. 93 00:04:59,423 --> 00:05:03,470 The guy asking me questions about skinheads and kidnapping! 94 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,930 I'm sorry, I don't mean to raise my voice. 95 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:09,434 [sighs] Look, there's something else too. 96 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:11,769 Something I need done. 97 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:17,817 I'm gonna be looking at getting a security detail if I'm elected. 98 00:05:18,692 --> 00:05:21,403 Protect me from nutjobs like Lee Raybon. 99 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,908 You do me this favor, this thing, 100 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,329 I'd be hard pressed to find a better candidate to fill that need. 101 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,292 What's the job? [sighs] 102 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:35,502 All right. 103 00:05:35,584 --> 00:05:38,797 It's a favor and it's delicate. 104 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:41,507 How delicate? 105 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,427 It needs a sensitive touch. 106 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,266 [♪ country band playing] 107 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,622 Don't listen too long. They'll expect money. Come on. 108 00:06:14,456 --> 00:06:15,791 Okay, you're giving them money. 109 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:17,418 Thank you. 110 00:06:21,213 --> 00:06:23,884 - [Lee] How much you give him? All right. - It was just a buck. 111 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,011 Is this about the guy that came by the store? 112 00:06:26,093 --> 00:06:29,805 Listen, if I've learned one thing in the past week, 113 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:33,976 it's that the world is crazy, and they hate writers. 114 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,519 Mom says you say that all the time. 115 00:06:36,228 --> 00:06:37,230 Say what? 116 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,399 That they hate writers. They don't actually hate writers, they just hate you. 117 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:43,737 Okay. [scoffs] That's crazy, okay? 118 00:06:43,819 --> 00:06:45,362 - People love me, all right? - [scoffs] 119 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:46,531 And I don't know why she… 120 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:48,449 [whispers] Look at him. 121 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,452 Bow-tie wearing… Watch this. 122 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,540 - Watch somebody lie. - [line ringing] 123 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,082 Just don't go to funeral homes. 124 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,002 Well, good luck to you, Al. Sorry about that. 125 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:01,504 Oh, no. 126 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,882 Lee Raybon, the king of Tulsa. 127 00:07:05,382 --> 00:07:06,384 Hey, Ray. 128 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,720 I was thinking about swinging over the antique mall. You there? 129 00:07:08,802 --> 00:07:10,055 I can pick up the books. 130 00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:11,680 Oh, I'd love to see you Lee, but you know what? 131 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,850 I went to Dallas to a big old antique fair. 132 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,019 You went to Dallas, huh? 133 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,853 Looking cute in plaid. 134 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,564 I don't know how the cowboys gonna feel about that. 135 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:24,735 What a joyous day it is. I knew you were here. I saw you earlier. 136 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:25,819 Yeah. I knew you knew. 137 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:28,656 Francis, somehow you look prettier every time I see you. 138 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,074 And you somehow look worse. 139 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:34,495 [whispers] Okay, that's because I spent the night in the fucking trunk of a car. 140 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,038 Why'd you crawl into it? 141 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,456 [Lee] Yeah, 'cause I was murdered. 142 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:38,540 [Ray] Listen to yourself. 143 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,834 DHS is gonna take your kid away talking like that. 144 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:45,005 I know you don't have the books, all right? And I gave you $1500. 145 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:49,052 [Ray] Technically all you gave me was a stolen Joe Brainard, and you know what? 146 00:07:49,134 --> 00:07:51,680 - Maybe it was a fake. - Okay, it was not a fake! 147 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:53,598 And come on! You said you'd get me the books! 148 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,850 I know. And you know what? I went right over there, I swear. 149 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,228 - You went right over? - Yes. I had to close up my shop first, 150 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:00,689 but I went over there and guess what? This bitch beat me to it. 151 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:01,773 - What bitch? - Catalina. 152 00:08:01,855 --> 00:08:04,192 - Catalina? Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's an old antique rat, 153 00:08:04,274 --> 00:08:07,862 a bruja, a literal witch, Lee. 154 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:10,990 She must have put some kind of hex on your little cooch mouse, Vicky. 155 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,574 Ray. She sells antiques, so she's here. 156 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:13,826 - You take me to her... - No, she not here. 157 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,620 I got her kicked out of the Tulsa Antique mill years ago. 158 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,956 She now sells her shit way out by Lake Keystone. 159 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,042 That's where she lives with some sad sack. 160 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,334 You'd probably love him. 161 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:23,420 [sighs] 162 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:33,596 Ray. 163 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,306 Ray, don't walk away from me. Come on. 164 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,100 Why do you need those books so bad anyway? 165 00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:39,644 I don't need the books. 166 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,730 I need what is inside the books. 167 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:44,899 That might be the most pretentious thing you ever said. 168 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:46,317 Are you okay? You got a fever? 169 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,195 Look, they're gonna lead me to Dale's killer, okay? 170 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:51,530 I mean, I'm the furthest one to wanna spread a rumor, 171 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,533 but you know your friend, Frank Martin, okay? 172 00:08:53,615 --> 00:08:54,701 - At Akron? - What about him? 173 00:08:54,783 --> 00:08:58,120 Yeah, all right. Well, he's… he knows Donald Washberg. 174 00:08:58,203 --> 00:08:59,413 Everybody knows Donald Washberg. 175 00:08:59,496 --> 00:09:02,708 Yeah, political influencers, corporate raiders know Donald Washberg. 176 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:06,254 [groans] Frank Martin plays golf and drinks tawny port. 177 00:09:06,336 --> 00:09:08,214 He's just another born-rich prick. 178 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:12,052 And he hires murderous ex-con skinheads, all right? 179 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:14,846 Didn't know that. Alan Murphy, ginger, murderer. 180 00:09:14,928 --> 00:09:16,221 It's the guy at the store? 181 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,432 Okay… [stammers] …you're not supposed to be listening! 182 00:09:18,515 --> 00:09:19,517 - Stop listening! - What? 183 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,684 - Don't listen, all right? Just... - Believe me, 184 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,312 I made a point a long time ago never to listen to your daddy. 185 00:09:23,395 --> 00:09:25,315 Yeah, and I'm the only one who ever tells you the truth. 186 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,982 What does that say about you? 187 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,610 [scoffs] I never should have put you in that room with Frank. 188 00:09:29,693 --> 00:09:32,197 Oh, and you're one to talk about rough company. 189 00:09:32,279 --> 00:09:35,365 I thought you'd be into second chances for lowly ex-cons 190 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,159 - considering you're one yourself. - [shushes] 191 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,870 It's okay, Dad. I know you went to jail. Mom told me. 192 00:09:39,953 --> 00:09:40,955 What, she told you that? 193 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:44,459 - No. I overheard her talking to Johnny. - Oh. Great. She told Johnny that? 194 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,003 - She said it was a week. - Yeah, and it was four days, all right? 195 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,754 - And a morning. [sighs] - Okay. 196 00:09:48,837 --> 00:09:51,048 - She didn't say what you did. - Lord, I went and done it now. 197 00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:53,634 [stammers] Jail's not as bad as you think. All right? 198 00:09:53,717 --> 00:09:56,386 There's a lot of good people in jail. Nelson Mandela, Muhammad Ali, 199 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,889 - Martin Luther King. - Okay, so great black men of history? 200 00:09:58,972 --> 00:10:00,682 All right, Merle Haggard, Chet Baker, 201 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,351 - Oscar Wilde. - Charles Manson. 202 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:04,979 If you don't go to jail, you're doing it wrong, okay? 203 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,397 - Oh, for God's sake. - Except you. I went to jail 204 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,817 - so you don't have to. - [moans] Oh, he's Jesus now. 205 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:14,530 The point is, don't listen to anyone, especially men in power. 206 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,073 Or crazy women in Tahlequah. 207 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,283 - Yeah. Or crazy women in Tahlequah. - All right. Goodbye now. 208 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,620 - No, we're going to Keystone Lake. - Oh. No, we're not. 209 00:10:20,702 --> 00:10:22,163 Oh, then give me the 1500 bucks. 210 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,792 Well, I am not sitting on that bucket again. 211 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,876 - I put a pad on it. Come on. Let's go. - You put a pad on it. 212 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,419 - Get in there. Come on. - You put a pad on it. 213 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,088 - It smells like shit in here. - Yeah. 214 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,673 Jesus! God. 215 00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:34,341 [Ray] Francis, you'd like to ride on the bucket. 216 00:10:34,424 --> 00:10:36,009 It's like going to a carnival ride. 217 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:39,681 Ow. This place stinks. 218 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,724 It's like a shit took a shit in here. 219 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,312 I have an AARP card, for Christ's sake. [groans] 220 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,274 - [Lee] All right, this must be it, huh? - [Ray] How should I know? 221 00:10:49,356 --> 00:10:51,942 I haven't seen that sorcerer since the Obama administration. 222 00:10:52,025 --> 00:10:53,403 [Francis] Why does she live in a houseboat? 223 00:10:53,485 --> 00:10:56,197 [Ray] Uh, she married a poacher. Guess it's his place. 224 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,951 She suckered that poor fool for a green card, she-devil's way. 225 00:11:00,033 --> 00:11:03,663 Enough, Ray. All right, let's just… Let's do this thing. 226 00:11:03,745 --> 00:11:05,248 What? Well, I can't go with you, man. 227 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,125 If she sees me, you'll never get those books. 228 00:11:07,207 --> 00:11:09,626 How many times do I have to tell you she's vengeful and deranged? 229 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,587 Besides, look at all the meth heads around here. 230 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,630 You can't leave the child alone out here with them. 231 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,716 I'll go with you, Dad. 232 00:11:14,798 --> 00:11:17,009 Uh-uh. Wouldn't advise that. Child sacrifice? 233 00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:20,013 That hag's not above chopping off your head and making it into a lamp. 234 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,557 Okay. You and Ray, just chill out in the restaurant. I'll find the books. 235 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,143 [Ray] Father of the year, you are. 236 00:11:26,101 --> 00:11:27,979 Oh, damn it. I can't get out. 237 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,773 - Hey, shitbird, let me outta here! - [bangs on door] 238 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,442 - Is he stuck? - [Ray] Where's… There's no handle… 239 00:11:33,525 --> 00:11:35,653 There's no… Hey, hello, thank you. Ooh! 240 00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:37,654 [grunts] Ow. 241 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:41,075 - You can handle the door? - Yeah, I got the door. 242 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,827 I'm the oldest one here, and I gotta sit on the bucket. 243 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,164 That was the worst ride I've ever had in my life. 244 00:11:47,664 --> 00:11:51,461 Now, one time I rode a horse all summer long in an awful summer camp. 245 00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:54,547 - [Francis] Make him stop. - [Lee] How do you turn the radio off? 246 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:55,631 [Ray] You know if they have salad? 247 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,926 [chuckling] You gonna put this on your eggs, huh? 248 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,178 Oh, yeah. It's what grandma used to do. Gets my sugar up. 249 00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:02,388 [server] Yeah, whatever. 250 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,774 Uh, hello friends, come on in. 251 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:18,153 We got water on tap, and whiskey from the well. 252 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,490 - [Ray] Oh, I'll have a double, please. - [server] Yes, sir. 253 00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:23,326 All right. We need a plan. 254 00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:26,120 Well, first off, she's not just gonna hand you those Jim Thompson… 255 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,205 [groans] 256 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,624 Catalina's heart is like a charcoal briquette. 257 00:12:29,706 --> 00:12:32,668 She gets one whiff of what you want, and she'll hide all 258 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,296 the good stuff, or ratchet that price right through the roof. 259 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,130 Hell, you might not even get through the front door. 260 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,341 I can get through any door. 261 00:12:38,423 --> 00:12:39,424 - Oh, you can? - Yeah. 262 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,592 You're Jesus and Batman. 263 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,220 You know, you never said what you did. 264 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,429 What I did? 265 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:47,140 - Yeah, to go to jail. - Oh, oh, oh. 266 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,143 - Thanks. - Oh, no, thank you. 267 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:50,644 I'd love to hear that story too. 268 00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:54,065 All right, look, you're a big kid. I'm gonna shoot straight with you, okay? 269 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,403 There was a girl, I mean, a woman. 270 00:12:58,485 --> 00:12:59,486 Oh. A woman? 271 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,614 - Yeah, she used to come by the bookstore. - Mm-hmm. 272 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:04,408 She loved Eudora Welty, you know, Peter Winch. 273 00:13:04,491 --> 00:13:05,868 This is a cool chick, right? 274 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,495 - Woman. - [inhales sharply] Yeah. 275 00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:09,371 - [chuckles] - [Lee] We went out of town. 276 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:14,961 Wild weekend, uh, etc. 277 00:13:15,043 --> 00:13:17,462 - This is the PG-rated version. - [stammers] Okay. 278 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,299 She left me in Tahlequah with one shoe. 279 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,552 - Okay. So, you get it. - What? 280 00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:23,720 - No. - It's complicated. 281 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,763 - Oh, it certainly is. - [server] All right, here you are. 282 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,850 - Anchors down and bottoms up. [sighs] - Oh. 283 00:13:28,932 --> 00:13:31,269 - Here you go, sir. And for the lady. - Thank you. 284 00:13:31,351 --> 00:13:33,604 - [clears throat] Cheers. - If you need anything, let me know. 285 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,063 - Yeah. - Yeah. [sighs] 286 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:37,774 [Ray] Mmm. 287 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,321 - Mmm. - Ooh. 288 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,572 Boy, that's strong. 289 00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,115 You said the husband's a poacher? 290 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,159 Fake husband. 291 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,537 - Yeah. Sit tight. - [doorbell jingles] 292 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,205 I got a plan. [grunts] 293 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:04,885 [gags] 294 00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,691 - Pearl? - What? 295 00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,193 Join me for some margaritas. 296 00:14:21,818 --> 00:14:24,404 I don't want a margarita. [sniffles] 297 00:14:25,572 --> 00:14:26,657 Are you crying? 298 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,743 Yeah, that's what you do when people die. 299 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,244 Well, are you hungry? 300 00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:31,995 I can make you a sandwich. 301 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,331 Hand me that deli meat. 302 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,625 - It's bologna. - And that's deli meat. 303 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,711 You need to stop drinking. 304 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,173 [sniffles] I'm gonna go stay at Avery's. 305 00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:46,094 [doorbell rings] 306 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,220 I can't be here. 307 00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:48,888 [knocks on door] 308 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,933 But I've got the bologna. 309 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,769 [door opens] 310 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,562 Hey, Betty Jo. 311 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,149 Uh… 312 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:02,860 Hey, Marty. 313 00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:05,779 [scoffs] Did I win the sweepstakes? 314 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,865 - [chuckles] I wish. - Yeah. 315 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:14,121 Look, uh, I was asked by Donald to deliver this to you. 316 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:20,001 Uh, he wants to give that to you and Pearl as a gift. 317 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,087 It's $10,000. 318 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,548 [stammers] Well, yeah, I can see that. 319 00:15:24,631 --> 00:15:30,303 And he wants you to know that he's taking over the property. 320 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,975 [stammers, sighs] 321 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,434 I beg your pardon? 322 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:40,523 Look, Donald believes that the upkeep of the ranch is too much for you, 323 00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:43,484 and he wants to put you in a place more manageable. 324 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:46,778 And he thinks he can do this on what authority? 325 00:15:48,029 --> 00:15:49,197 [sighs] 326 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,659 He doesn't think. He has the authority. 327 00:15:53,451 --> 00:15:55,996 Because of the prenuptial agreement you signed. 328 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:02,043 Uh, an agreement I signed with my husband, Dale, not Donald the Dickless wonder 329 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,796 who sends other men to do his dirty work. 330 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:07,633 I don't know all the details, Betty Jo, but I've been informed that the agreement 331 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:12,388 you signed was between you and the family trust, not Dale as an individual. 332 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:19,854 And the trust controls the property and the trust has spoken on this matter. 333 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,899 But look, it's like… [sighs] It's like Hamlet. 334 00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:29,697 I could be bound in a nutshell and think myself a king of infinite space. 335 00:16:32,115 --> 00:16:33,993 - Fuck you. - Come on, B... 336 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,288 Fuck your little nutshells, get the fuck off my front porch, Hamlet. 337 00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,123 Betty, come on. 338 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,000 You think you owe him something? 339 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,251 Let me tell you something, Chubs. 340 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,130 Donald's not loyal to you. Mm-mmm. He's not loyal to anyone. 341 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,591 He'll keep you around while you're useful, 342 00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:52,260 you know, patting his back, cupping his balls, 343 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,681 but as soon as you ain't, he'll toss you away like so much trash. 344 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:59,309 And let me tell you something else, he cries when he cums. 345 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,144 Oh, shit, I didn't need to know that. 346 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:05,066 Tell Donald to go fuck himself because he's already fucked me. 347 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,401 [door closes] 348 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,321 I didn't need to know that. 349 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,324 [groans] 350 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,451 [Lee] Fish and Wildlife! 351 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:19,288 Sergeant… Uh, Special Agent Cooper! 352 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,208 Lee Cooper. Fish and Wildlife! 353 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,751 Hello! Hey! 354 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,131 Fish and Wildife. 355 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,385 Witchy. 356 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,181 Special Agent Cooper. 357 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,601 Lee Cooper. Fish and Wildlife. 358 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,528 [mumbles] 359 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,697 Yes. 360 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,160 [grunts] 361 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,413 What the fuck is this? 362 00:18:02,038 --> 00:18:03,164 Caviar? 363 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,376 Hey, hey. 364 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,628 I'm talking to you. 365 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,339 Special Agent Lee Cooper, here, all right? 366 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,301 Fish and Wildlife. Hey, I'm talking to you. 367 00:18:15,176 --> 00:18:16,178 Dumbass… 368 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,193 [♪ electric guitar playing] 369 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,584 [distorted shouts, screams] 370 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,103 Wakey, wakey, dickhole. 371 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,440 [grunts] 372 00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:11,358 The serpent has arisen. 373 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,027 [person 2] Standby. 374 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,819 [grunts] 375 00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,365 - I'm not… Okay. - Shut the fuck up. 376 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,491 But if I could… Okay. 377 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,785 [shushes] 378 00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:22,243 [Francis] And weren't you scared? 379 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,038 [Ray] To the bone. 380 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,914 So you just walked right in? 381 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,833 Yeah, I walked right in there. 382 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,294 [smacks lips] I looked her right in the eyes and I said, 383 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,631 "Mother, this is who I am. 384 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:38,134 A proud gay man." [chuckles] 385 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,429 I was hardly a man, I was 15 years old. 386 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,140 I don't know what possessed me. 387 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:50,021 She had her Bible literally open on her lap, doing her morning devotions. 388 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,233 Of course that fine Christian woman also had 389 00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:56,569 an industrial sized vibrator in her underwear drawer. 390 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:59,699 Ugh. I'm sorry. [snorts] 391 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,366 I got to be boring you. [sighs] 392 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,076 Liquor makes me nostalgic. 393 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,415 Talk of poor dead Dale Washberg makes me sad. 394 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,627 His whole life in a closet. 395 00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:16,423 Never able to be his true self. 396 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,676 That's why I don't think he was murdered. 397 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:24,973 I think that poor man was just… He was done with all that pain. 398 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,689 Anyway, I think your daddy, he is good at what he does, he truly is, 399 00:20:31,771 --> 00:20:33,566 but this time… [groans] 400 00:20:33,648 --> 00:20:37,236 …there's just no cat up that tree he's barking at, not this time. 401 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,865 - [slurps] - Shouldn't he be back by now? 402 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,576 If I know Catalina, she' s putting him through the ringer. 403 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,077 Or burning him at the stake. 404 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,872 But your daddy is a phoenix. 405 00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:48,998 He'll be back. 406 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,417 That's why we love him. We love him. 407 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,961 - I gotta pee. - Okay. 408 00:20:56,212 --> 00:20:57,338 [Ray] Ooh. 409 00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:02,094 Wish I did. Something's wrong down there. 410 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,722 [♪ "Stormy" playing] 411 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:09,852 Sal! 412 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,604 Another one, please. 413 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:18,193 ♪ You are the wind, stormy ♪ 414 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,696 [continues on radio] ♪ You're free to be free ♪ 415 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:28,662 ♪ You are the wind, stormy ♪ 416 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:33,209 ♪ Come whisper 'round me ♪ 417 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:38,838 ♪ I've felt you wild, stormy ♪ 418 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:43,885 ♪ And how gentle you are ♪ 419 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:49,432 ♪ I've felt you wild, stormy ♪ 420 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:54,855 ♪ Please don't drift too far ♪ 421 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,527 ♪ No one can hold you ♪ 422 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:05,156 ♪ You die when they try ♪ 423 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:09,912 ♪ Reach me with your breath ♪ 424 00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:14,916 ♪ Don't blow right on by ♪ 425 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,501 Excuse me. 426 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:18,671 What are you doing here? 427 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,839 - I was just... - Just what? 428 00:22:22,048 --> 00:22:25,845 I saw… I saw the bandanas. 429 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:28,681 - Huh. - The… The door was open. 430 00:22:29,722 --> 00:22:31,642 So… I shouldn't have. 431 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,394 That's right. 432 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,229 You shouldn't have. 433 00:22:42,193 --> 00:22:43,403 What's your name, picarona? 434 00:22:45,029 --> 00:22:46,323 Jesse. 435 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,121 It's inventory. 436 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,999 I sell antiques. 437 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,626 Oh. Maybe I could buy something. 438 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,462 [chuckles] You want to buy something? 439 00:23:03,089 --> 00:23:04,340 Those crystals are cool. 440 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,384 Yeah. 441 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,761 - The wigs. - Mmm. 442 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:14,268 Maybe these books? 443 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,435 You don't want those books. 444 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:16,811 I like Jim Thompson. 445 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:18,855 You like Jim Thompson? 446 00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:22,609 What's your favorite? 447 00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:26,989 The Alcoholics. 448 00:23:29,782 --> 00:23:32,286 The Alcoholics is no one's favorite Jim Thompson. 449 00:23:32,368 --> 00:23:33,703 Well, it's mine. 450 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,623 What's it about? 451 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,669 Drunks. 452 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,587 [chuckles] 453 00:23:45,214 --> 00:23:46,299 I like you. 454 00:23:52,972 --> 00:23:55,351 Have a sit. You want something to drink? 455 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,159 [dogs barking] 456 00:24:14,869 --> 00:24:17,623 [Lee breathing heavily] 457 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,542 - [person] Hey, brother. - [Lee grunting] 458 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,628 Caught a rat. 459 00:24:23,711 --> 00:24:24,922 [muffled] I'm not a rat. 460 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:28,884 - It's Fish and Wildlife, Marlon. - [muffled] No, act… All right. Okay. 461 00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,685 [person] I heard he'd been snooping around, and sure enough, 462 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:42,230 got him with his dick in a cookie jar. [chuckles] 463 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,608 [♪ "Wheel of Fortune" playing on radio] 464 00:24:58,204 --> 00:24:59,914 [sighs] 465 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,472 [sniffs] 466 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,904 Fish and Wildlife don't wear pants like that. 467 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:36,660 That is Saturday Night Fever pants. 468 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:39,747 He had a gun. 469 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:44,042 Oh. Of course he had a gun. 470 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:49,338 He's just some government worker playing, like, undercover, 471 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:52,384 but he's just a… he's like a headquarters type guy. 472 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,719 - I can tell. - [stammers] 473 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,430 Let me see that gun. 474 00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:02,560 Oh, that's cute. [sighs] 475 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:06,065 - [imitates gun] - [chuckling] 476 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,442 Shoot birds with this? 477 00:26:10,234 --> 00:26:11,569 [grunts] 478 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:23,082 [muffled] Can I? You know… Okay, okay, okay. 479 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:25,041 [Marlon] Give us some privacy, will you, boys? 480 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,296 - On your knees. - [grunts] 481 00:26:29,378 --> 00:26:31,589 [♪ song continues] 482 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,061 Sensual… 483 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,065 and lost… 484 00:26:49,982 --> 00:26:51,192 paddlefish. 485 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,278 Paladin of the lake. 486 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,616 Polydon spathula. 487 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,326 That's a dinosaur name. 488 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,038 Spathula. 489 00:27:05,414 --> 00:27:06,666 [sighs] 490 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,421 [Francis] Okay, I don't know Jim Thompson. 491 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,424 - But my dad does, he loves him. - [Catalina] Mmm. 492 00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:17,219 He must be a deadbeat. 493 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,847 Well, he's a good dad. 494 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:22,057 [Catalina] Mmm. 495 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,349 Or he tries to be. 496 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,435 And where is this "good dad" right now? 497 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:28,771 I don't know actually. 498 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,066 I'm kind of worried. 499 00:27:33,317 --> 00:27:35,237 Mi padre was a deadbeat too. 500 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,656 Here, let's have a sit. 501 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:39,740 Come here. 502 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:45,413 [Marlon] There was a time when our daddy had free reign on this lake. 503 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:50,919 Goddamned Russians didn't know the difference between… 504 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:57,134 paddlefish caviar and Beluga. 505 00:27:58,175 --> 00:28:01,471 But Beluga is "classier." 506 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,933 Especially with the elites. 507 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:09,020 And that is what we're fighting. 508 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,064 That's what this is. 509 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:16,193 It's a class war. It's always been. 510 00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:20,656 The haves against the have nothings. 511 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:27,038 It ain't black, ain't white, ain't Indian. 512 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:31,792 But it is, and you, Travolta… 513 00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:36,088 you are one of the haves. 514 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:37,758 By the look of your pants. 515 00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:40,093 [Marlon] See? 516 00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:42,511 Shine don't sell no more. 517 00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:47,308 Meth will get you thirty to life. 518 00:28:48,434 --> 00:28:49,978 But caviar… 519 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:56,192 Caviar never hurt nobody. 520 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,696 But it's like gold to us. 521 00:29:02,990 --> 00:29:04,534 We just sell it as Beluga. 522 00:29:05,368 --> 00:29:06,369 [chuckles] 523 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,830 [♪ song continues] 524 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:26,013 [brother] Mmm, yeah. Ain't sure you're gonna like this. 525 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:28,557 [muffled] No, I… [stutter] I don't… 526 00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:30,685 - [shushes] - I'm not… 527 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,104 I'm not… 528 00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,231 Mmm. 529 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:38,109 - Yeah. - [Marlon] It's tasty. 530 00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:40,237 - [stutters] It's… - Chew it slow, son. 531 00:29:40,319 --> 00:29:42,780 No, it's… It's very good. 532 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:45,325 Just let it drip right down your chest. 533 00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:47,952 Yeah. Listen. I'm… 534 00:29:48,494 --> 00:29:50,329 I'm not really Fish and Wildlife. Right? 535 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,417 I stole this jacket, right? It's a dumb disguise. 536 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:57,461 I-I was actually looking for books. 537 00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,256 What you looking for books for? 538 00:30:00,715 --> 00:30:01,717 To read them. 539 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,346 Wait. 540 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,057 You're looking for books? 541 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,519 Yeah. [chuckles] 542 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,603 That's all. 543 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:17,315 Well, shit, you come to the wrong outlet mall. 544 00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:19,442 - [chuckles] - Huh? 545 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:26,407 But due to the structure of your mouth, I'd never believe a word you say. 546 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,160 [brother] Me too. 547 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,913 [shakily] Could I just say one thing though? 548 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,250 Yeah? Thank you. Just a little help. 549 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,335 Thank you. 550 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:40,087 I'm so interested in… 551 00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,174 what y'all are talking about. [yelps] 552 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:46,135 - [grunts] - [laughs] 553 00:30:47,261 --> 00:30:48,971 All right, fish outta water, boys. 554 00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:59,398 [distorted screams] 555 00:31:12,953 --> 00:31:14,538 - Oh, thanks, man. - Mm-hmm. 556 00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:22,213 [Allen] Uh, can I get a coffee? Black. 557 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,298 Hmm. 558 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:29,930 [Allen] She's cute. 559 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,479 You're Governor Washberg's guy. 560 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,192 He's not governor yet. 561 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,153 Mmm. No faith. 562 00:31:47,029 --> 00:31:48,698 Tell me your name again, pops. 563 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,575 [chuckles] 564 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,161 I don't recall telling you the first time. 565 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:56,789 I must have misremembered. 566 00:31:58,750 --> 00:31:59,875 I'm Allen. 567 00:32:01,961 --> 00:32:04,422 Never seen you in here before, Allen. 568 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:07,467 Heard the coffee was good. Thought I'd give it a try. 569 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:10,804 - Mmm. - [server] Here you go, sir. 570 00:32:10,886 --> 00:32:13,557 Heard you were quite the hero at the memorial. 571 00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:16,476 Tossed that journalist out on his ass. 572 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,478 And where did you hear that? 573 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:21,690 From my associates. 574 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,027 Ah. 575 00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:28,070 Akron. 576 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:31,490 Proud supporters of the Washberg campaign. 577 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,496 That fucker's got some nerve, Lee Raybon. 578 00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:38,664 Harassing a family in grief. 579 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,041 Yeah. 580 00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:43,461 He's got some nerve all right. 581 00:32:44,336 --> 00:32:50,551 He said something to Donald about being kidnapped by skinheads. 582 00:32:52,636 --> 00:32:54,513 You know what he was talking about? 583 00:32:56,223 --> 00:32:58,809 I make it a point not to keep up with skinheads. 584 00:33:01,061 --> 00:33:02,564 You've been following him though. 585 00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:12,156 Just what is your interest in all this? 586 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:14,784 Same as yours, I imagine. 587 00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,037 Or what yours should be. 588 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:19,998 I don't follow. 589 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,212 [Allen] Just keep your nose up, pops. 590 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,020 [Lee] I'm sorry I panicked! 591 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:45,440 I panicked. [stutters] I'm sorry. 592 00:33:45,522 --> 00:33:49,361 I just… I… [stutters] I just wanted the stupid books. 593 00:33:49,443 --> 00:33:54,115 I was trying to find some woman named Catalina, and… 594 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,491 What did you say? 595 00:33:57,451 --> 00:33:58,452 Catalina. 596 00:33:59,119 --> 00:34:02,832 Oh. Now you fucked up. That's just a whole new level of stupid. 597 00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,251 - Wha… What? - [brother] And you were doing so good. 598 00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:07,295 He was starting to like you. I could tell. 599 00:34:08,003 --> 00:34:09,838 And you had to go and mention the evil one. 600 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,717 - You're the husband. - [brother] She stole his heart. 601 00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:14,802 And his boat. 602 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:16,596 My house. 603 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:18,306 His houseboat. 604 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,893 But he's… he's pretty butthurt about it all. 605 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:23,394 I've-I've-I've never met her. 606 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:24,771 Like I said, I'm just… 607 00:34:24,853 --> 00:34:27,440 I know it sounds dumb, you know, but I'm looking for these books. 608 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:28,900 See, I'm a writer. 609 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:32,027 [both scoff, chuckling] 610 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:34,572 - Well, let's just say you're a writer. - I am a writer. 611 00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:36,407 You gonna write about all this? 612 00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:39,202 What you've seen, what you heard? 613 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:40,954 You know, that can get a man killed. 614 00:34:41,036 --> 00:34:42,914 [Lee] Well, I didn't see nothin'. 615 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:44,873 I haven't, I don't care about what I did see. 616 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:47,335 I don't care about what I heard. I don't care about what you're selling. 617 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:48,795 You know, I don't care about caviar. 618 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,963 - Easy. - [Lee] Right, look. 619 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:52,798 I'm with you guys. 620 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:56,552 Okay? I am. I am on your side hundred percent. 621 00:34:56,635 --> 00:34:59,054 - I mean, I've been to jail. - [scoffs] 622 00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:00,889 - I have. - Writer in prison. That's fresh. 623 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:03,226 Yeah, what, you never heard of Merle Haggard? Right? 624 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:05,394 You never heard of Mahatma… [grunts] 625 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:06,730 - Henry David Thoreau? - Look. 626 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,523 If you've been to prison, I've been in the damn White House. 627 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,983 Okay, look. I've been to jail more than once. 628 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:14,237 - [brother] That make you tough? - [grunts] All right. 629 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:19,074 Tell us your tale of woe, Mr. Writer. 630 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,202 My tale of woe? 631 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,206 - Okay. - [Marlon] Yeah. 632 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:30,378 All right. Well, if you really wanna hear about it, I guess, uh, 633 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:33,757 the first thing you'll probably want to know is 634 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:36,509 where I was born and what my lousy childhood 635 00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:38,677 was like and all that David Copperfield kind of crap. 636 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,722 But to tell you the truth, I really don't feel like going into that. 637 00:35:40,804 --> 00:35:42,599 I mean, first of all, 'cause that stuff bores me. 638 00:35:42,681 --> 00:35:44,559 Second of all, my parents would have about two hemorrhages 639 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,186 a piece if I told anything personal about 'em. 640 00:35:46,268 --> 00:35:48,271 Not that I don't like my parents. I'm not saying that. 641 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:49,813 That's just not what I wanna talk about. 642 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:54,152 What I wanna talk about is the first time I did methamphetamines. 643 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,114 Oh, hell yeah. 644 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:04,329 Okay, so I'm at a Dairy Queen in Fort Worth, Texas, getting a Blizzard. 645 00:36:04,411 --> 00:36:06,456 Right? See a hot woman's behind me. 646 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:07,623 Attractive woman. 647 00:36:07,706 --> 00:36:10,126 Kind of woman you might see painted on the side 648 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:12,420 of a fighter jet, you know what I'm saying? 649 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:13,505 Okay? 650 00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:16,132 [Francis] But he didn't leave me alone though. 651 00:36:16,215 --> 00:36:17,509 His friend's here. 652 00:36:18,592 --> 00:36:20,344 And he's drunk, but… 653 00:36:22,304 --> 00:36:24,891 - [speaking Spanish] - Sounds bad when I say it out loud. 654 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,184 It does. 655 00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:28,644 Yeah. 656 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:32,523 But he loves me. 657 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,235 I know that. 658 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:37,653 Loves you so much, he leaves you alone with the drunks. 659 00:36:38,570 --> 00:36:40,407 [speaking Spanish] 660 00:36:40,989 --> 00:36:42,199 I shouldn't judge. 661 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:44,869 This is good, by the way. Thanks. 662 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,873 You're nice, not like what I heard. 663 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,960 What have you heard? 664 00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:56,840 I meant, like, not what I expected. 665 00:36:56,922 --> 00:36:59,342 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 666 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,177 Could I have some more tea? 667 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:05,806 Sure. 668 00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:31,039 So I wake up naked in a car. 669 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,501 But it ain't my car. 670 00:37:35,085 --> 00:37:40,842 There's a three-legged dog lickin' my eye, and Juan is hog-tied 671 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:43,344 in the back seat, and that's when the cops show up. 672 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,429 Yeah. 673 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:45,972 What happened to the topless girl? 674 00:37:46,054 --> 00:37:47,389 Never saw her again. 675 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:50,351 - Damn. - Sometimes I wonder if she even existed. 676 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:51,436 [brother scoffs] 677 00:37:51,518 --> 00:37:54,271 That is the goddamnedest story I ever heard. 678 00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:55,731 [Lee] You wanna know what? 679 00:37:57,065 --> 00:38:00,110 It's those cops marched me 680 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:04,615 naked and afraid into the back of that wagon. 681 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:11,079 All I could think about was how much I just hurt my daughter. 682 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:14,375 I let her down. 683 00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,295 I'm all she's got. 684 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,088 That's right. 685 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:21,925 [Lee] And I hurt her. 686 00:38:22,007 --> 00:38:24,594 I did. I know that. You know? 687 00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:29,097 And she's at the marina right now. 688 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,059 Waiting for me. 689 00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:33,143 All alone. 690 00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:36,021 I don't want her scared, but I don't want her growing up 691 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,775 in a fucking quadplex either, you know what I mean? 692 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:42,152 I mean, I'm… [sniffles] I don't know. I'm confused. 693 00:38:43,028 --> 00:38:45,447 [inhales sharply, sighs] 694 00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:47,534 - I believe your story. - Thank you. 695 00:38:47,617 --> 00:38:50,077 There's too much damn detail for it to be a lie. 696 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:52,956 I believe you are a writer. 697 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,375 Thank you. 698 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:56,626 You should write about us. 699 00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:00,088 Yeah. We'd make a good book. 700 00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:02,882 The Beluga Brothers. 701 00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:04,384 [Lee] Good title. 702 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:08,012 - I wish I was a writer sometimes. - [stammers] 703 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:11,266 [Marlon] I mean, I'd like to tell her the truth of my soul, 704 00:39:12,349 --> 00:39:14,226 no matter how she's wronged me. 705 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:18,940 I'm what you'd call a poetic dyslexic. [chuckles] 706 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,275 [scoffs] 707 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:26,655 I got an idea. 708 00:39:28,949 --> 00:39:30,034 You got a pen and paper? 709 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:34,581 [Ray] I'm just praying I keep it down, Sal. My stomach's like the roaring seas. 710 00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:37,333 - [Sal] Yeah, I'm pulling for ya. - [Ray groans] Good. 711 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,210 - Let's go, let's go, let's go. - What? 712 00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:42,797 - I got the books, the Jim Thompsons. - How? Where's Catalina? 713 00:39:43,630 --> 00:39:45,967 - Right behind me. Now, come on. Let's go! - Hang on, I gotta pay the bill. 714 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,052 Your daddy stuck me with it as usual. 715 00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:51,389 - Are you kidding me? Come on, hurry! - Hang on. Sal! 716 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:52,514 [panting] 717 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:09,865 [Marlon] Catalina, it's as if the ancient ones themselves blew you… 718 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:15,829 - [Lee] Wait, wait, not "blew," "dreamt." - …dreamt you into existence. 719 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:17,998 - You blew… - No. 720 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:23,922 …fell into my life like how the sunset falls on the Keystone Lake. 721 00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:29,552 [Lee] Your very soul intertwined into mine, and visions of 722 00:40:29,635 --> 00:40:33,014 you danced like mirages in the pirate tales of old. 723 00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:38,186 [Marlon] I'm a passionate man and believe that's why you love me. 724 00:40:39,311 --> 00:40:43,815 [Lee] But to be all yours, I must kill my passion. 725 00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:46,402 [Marlon] That's a catch-22. 726 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:47,903 [Francis grunting] 727 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:50,322 [Marlon] If I never have your company again, 728 00:40:50,405 --> 00:40:53,159 I will cherish the memories that we created. 729 00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:57,413 If you move on to another, well, that will be one lucky man. 730 00:40:57,496 --> 00:40:58,789 Raymond Mosley. 731 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:01,041 Catalina Estragon. 732 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:05,088 I should've known it was you behind all of this. So disgraceful, Ray. 733 00:41:05,170 --> 00:41:08,132 Even for you. But you never had any class. 734 00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:11,469 [chuckling] Class? You wouldn't know class if it was tattooed on your tits. 735 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:12,552 [speaking Spanish] 736 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,514 - You half-assed Fagin! - What'd you call me? 737 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:15,681 [chuckles] 738 00:41:15,764 --> 00:41:18,684 If you don't know Dickens, you don't deserve these books. 739 00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:21,561 - She stole my books. Grab 'em. - No. No! [grunts] 740 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,398 - [Ray] Give 'em back. - [Francis] Stop, please. 741 00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:30,947 [Lee] If you find it in you to give me one more stab at it, 742 00:41:32,447 --> 00:41:38,788 I would do everything that is within me to give you the life you deserve. 743 00:41:46,503 --> 00:41:47,630 - All right, good luck. Hey, Lee. - Yeah. 744 00:41:47,713 --> 00:41:50,173 - Pure poetry, brother. Thank you. - All right. 745 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:53,885 I hope Catalina sees in you what I see in you. 746 00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:55,429 [Marlon] You and me both. 747 00:41:55,512 --> 00:41:56,597 Francis! 748 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:00,934 Francis! 749 00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:06,065 Francis! 750 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:09,152 - Dad? - Francis! 751 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:10,695 Dad. Dad! 752 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:15,032 You have no idea how happy I am to see you. 753 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:16,826 - I found them. - What's wrong with him? 754 00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:19,244 - What's wrong with you? - [sighs] Don't look in the barrel. 755 00:42:19,327 --> 00:42:22,373 - Why? What's in the barrel? - It's-It's the books. But it's okay. 756 00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:23,583 - Don't worry. - Wait! 757 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,460 What? Who would do that? 758 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,963 - That bitch! - Oh! [groans] Shit! 759 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,423 - Shit! They're first editions! - We tried. 760 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:34,217 - Sorry. - [Lee] Ugh! Ray! 761 00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:35,844 - No, but Dad, no, it's okay. - No! 762 00:42:35,927 --> 00:42:37,221 - Stop. I promise... - No, it's not okay! 763 00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:40,141 - [Ray] I tried. I-I-I tried. - No! 764 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:44,269 She had help from some man. We all tried. I offered to pay her. 765 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,353 [Lee] Shit. 766 00:42:48,398 --> 00:42:50,610 You never know you're drunk until you're standing up. 767 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:52,945 I don't know why Sal gave me so much whiskey. 768 00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:54,905 Maybe 'cause you kept asking for it. 769 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,074 [Ray] That's probably true. 770 00:42:58,451 --> 00:43:00,244 - [sighs] Hey, Dad. - Yeah. 771 00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:02,079 - Dad, stop. Come on. - What? 772 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:07,960 You said, "It's not the books that I wanted, 773 00:43:08,543 --> 00:43:12,715 it's what's in the books." So I found what's in the books. 774 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:16,427 [whispers] You got the letters? 775 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,474 [laughs] 776 00:43:22,557 --> 00:43:24,936 How did you get the letters? 777 00:43:25,018 --> 00:43:26,771 I was attacked with a harpoon! 778 00:43:26,853 --> 00:43:29,523 I was forced to eat paddle fish eggs! 779 00:43:29,606 --> 00:43:31,150 How did you do it? 780 00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:32,400 How? 781 00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:34,987 - I guess I stole them. - [laughs] 782 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,534 "Family can be a peculiar thing. 783 00:43:41,284 --> 00:43:45,081 I love my brother Donald, but he's in a league with agents of evil." 784 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:46,958 No, wait, wait. Read that again. 785 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:51,295 [Dale] I said he is in league with agents of evil. 786 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:55,715 Donald is attempting to feather his nest. 787 00:43:56,675 --> 00:43:59,762 Hell bent on satisfying his ambitions. 788 00:44:00,512 --> 00:44:06,018 And he will use this family as so much fuel for the fires of his greed. 789 00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,994 [♪ "Cimarron River" playing] 790 00:44:33,461 --> 00:44:39,719 ♪ I was born on the Cimmaron River ♪ 791 00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:48,101 ♪ They took her down With a concrete wall ♪ 792 00:44:49,686 --> 00:44:56,152 ♪ Well, I saw red But you know I could forgive her ♪ 793 00:44:57,903 --> 00:45:03,826 ♪ Let it roll, Lake Keystone ♪ 794 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:17,005 ♪ I was born on the Cimmaron River ♪ 795 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:24,847 ♪ They took her down With a concrete wall ♪