1 00:00:33,216 --> 00:00:35,595 - Pumpkin, are you okay? 2 00:00:35,595 --> 00:00:37,329 - Is that a truck? 3 00:00:41,434 --> 00:00:42,851 Stephen. Stephen. 4 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:37,373 - Well, hello there, darling. 5 00:03:37,373 --> 00:03:39,418 I know you weren't expecting me. 6 00:03:41,984 --> 00:03:43,393 Yeah, that's right. 7 00:03:43,393 --> 00:03:46,623 I followed you up from that trail a little while ago. 8 00:03:47,934 --> 00:03:51,407 I figured you were coming here with your short boyfriend. 9 00:03:54,171 --> 00:03:55,100 - You're freaking crazy. 10 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:56,853 Where do you come up with this stuff? 11 00:03:56,853 --> 00:03:58,973 - A 10-hour workday is a long workday. 12 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,788 I get a little bored. 13 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,670 - So, you're taking me out to, what is this place? 14 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:08,410 A place that was important to your grandfather or? 15 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:09,440 You've been here before? 16 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:10,273 What was the deal? 17 00:04:10,273 --> 00:04:11,940 I wasn't really paying attention. 18 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:13,710 - When I used to live on the reservation, 19 00:04:13,710 --> 00:04:15,640 my grandfather used to take me to this place. 20 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,903 And we would get lost in the woods for a few days. 21 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,463 He'd take me hunting and fishing, and all that good stuff. 22 00:04:24,860 --> 00:04:27,190 It's just the woods that I used to play in. 23 00:04:27,190 --> 00:04:28,540 I grew up here. 24 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:31,200 I made a lot of great memories with my grandfather there. 25 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,780 I was just thinking we could go make our own memories. 26 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:35,451 - Well, I like the sound of that. 27 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:43,658 All right. 28 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,357 - Are you really gonna wear those shoes? 29 00:04:53,650 --> 00:04:54,483 - What are you talking about? 30 00:04:54,483 --> 00:04:55,316 These are my lucky chucks. 31 00:04:55,316 --> 00:04:57,500 I was wearing these when I met you. 32 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:00,663 - Well, I got you something. 33 00:05:01,850 --> 00:05:02,683 - Oh. 34 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:06,800 Gray and brown, my two favorite colors. 35 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,020 - Yeah, I figured you could... 36 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:11,698 - And it's almost my size too. 37 00:05:12,633 --> 00:05:13,466 - Almost. 38 00:05:13,466 --> 00:05:16,060 - So, you want me to hike in shoes 39 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:17,663 that are ugly and don't fit? 40 00:05:19,630 --> 00:05:21,210 Well, this is the point of no return. 41 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:22,043 You know what I mean? 42 00:05:22,043 --> 00:05:24,590 This is three effing days in the wilderness. 43 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,310 Do you have, I mean... 44 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:28,120 Woo, that's a little heavy there. 45 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,360 We gotta carry this for three days? 46 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,000 We gotta small tent? 47 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:31,833 Are you sure this is okay? 48 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:32,960 Have you done this before? 49 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,150 How long has it been since you done this before? 50 00:05:35,150 --> 00:05:36,153 This is kind of- 51 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:39,013 - Hush. 52 00:05:49,181 --> 00:05:50,014 - There's worse things to do 53 00:05:50,014 --> 00:05:51,320 than follow that around for three days. 54 00:06:19,978 --> 00:06:24,978 hidden in the silence 55 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:39,125 I think it's all a show 56 00:06:40,049 --> 00:06:45,049 to show you where to go 57 00:06:53,303 --> 00:06:58,303 over, it's over, it's over 58 00:07:01,183 --> 00:07:06,183 in the distant moonlight 59 00:07:12,914 --> 00:07:14,790 - Did I ever tell you about the pro-wrestler 60 00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:16,745 that I knew from Mississippi? 61 00:07:16,745 --> 00:07:18,030 - No. 62 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:21,080 - Back in the '90s, anywhere you went, 63 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,190 no matter how shitty the wrestling was, 64 00:07:23,190 --> 00:07:24,140 people would sell out. 65 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:26,350 'Cause Stone Cold and The Rock were big at the time. 66 00:07:26,350 --> 00:07:27,920 And I knew this guy, 67 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,040 and I don't even remember what his real name was, 68 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,350 but he would show up to the matches 69 00:07:32,350 --> 00:07:33,830 in a sleeveless black T-shirt 70 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:35,860 with matching black blue jeans. 71 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:39,660 And then he would have this plastic sack. 72 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:42,890 And in the plastic sack was his outfit for the night. 73 00:07:42,890 --> 00:07:44,230 You know what it was? 74 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,220 What? 75 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:47,130 It was another sleeveless T- shirt. 76 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:48,440 So he would get into the dressing room, 77 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:49,410 take that shirt off, 78 00:07:49,410 --> 00:07:51,890 and put another black sleeveless T-shirt on, 79 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:53,260 and now he was ready to fight. 80 00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:55,337 So, this guy came up to me once and he was like, 81 00:07:55,337 --> 00:07:57,440 "Hey Vinnie, I know your good 82 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,690 with all the gimmicks and everything, 83 00:07:59,690 --> 00:08:00,950 and I got the look down. 84 00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:02,660 I know I look good. 85 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:05,067 But I need an idea that's gonna set me apart." 86 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:08,804 And this guy was the worst, he was a dork. 87 00:08:08,804 --> 00:08:11,120 He was a redneck dork. 88 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,910 If there is such a thing. 89 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,040 So I sat there for a few minutes, 90 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:14,873 and I said, 91 00:08:14,873 --> 00:08:17,850 "Hey man, have you ever played mortal combat?" 92 00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:21,500 He's like, "Yeah, man, I love mortal combat." 93 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,630 And I said, "You know, when you kill somebody, 94 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:25,970 and it says fatality?" 95 00:08:25,970 --> 00:08:27,070 He said, "Yeah." 96 00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:31,396 I said, "How about for you, instead of fatality, 97 00:08:31,396 --> 00:08:33,810 because you look kind of like an animal, 98 00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:36,917 how about you go by beastiality?" 99 00:08:39,370 --> 00:08:40,333 He had no idea. 100 00:08:41,414 --> 00:08:44,177 - That's cool. - His eyes got big as saucers. 101 00:08:44,177 --> 00:08:46,550 "Yes. Yes." 102 00:08:46,550 --> 00:08:49,090 So that night, he's charged up, 103 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:50,690 he's excited, he's ready to go. 104 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:54,197 He goes outside the curtain, place is packed. 105 00:08:54,197 --> 00:08:57,730 "Who's ready for some beastiality?" 106 00:08:57,730 --> 00:08:59,520 The whole place goes sideways. 107 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,118 The women with their kids, they're like, 108 00:09:01,118 --> 00:09:02,790 "What in the hell are we about..." 109 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:03,623 They didn't know 110 00:09:03,623 --> 00:09:05,280 if they're gonna bring out a sheep or something. 111 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:06,930 They had no idea. 112 00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:09,910 The college aged kids were laughing their ass off. 113 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:12,380 He went in the ring, he got the guy down, 114 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:13,627 the guy was on all fours. 115 00:09:13,627 --> 00:09:16,547 "Who's ready for some beastiality?" 116 00:09:17,793 --> 00:09:21,470 And he never, ever, ever had reaction like that in his life. 117 00:09:21,470 --> 00:09:23,150 He came back, he hugged me. 118 00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:25,320 He's not a hugger. He hugged me. 119 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,127 And he was saying, "Man, this is the best shit." 120 00:09:27,127 --> 00:09:29,290 And he goes, "Man, thank you so much." 121 00:09:29,290 --> 00:09:31,880 Word about this guy travels for weeks. 122 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,357 People are driving miles to see him. 123 00:09:34,357 --> 00:09:35,440 "Beastiality." 124 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,210 Place going crazy. "Beastiality." 125 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,780 He's so happy. 126 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,060 And I feel like an asshole, 127 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:42,470 because everybody's making fun of him. 128 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:43,303 - You're an asshole. 129 00:09:43,303 --> 00:09:44,136 - I know. 130 00:09:44,136 --> 00:09:46,343 Then six weeks later, I see him again. 131 00:09:47,570 --> 00:09:49,290 Totally pissed off this time. 132 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:51,144 I said, "Hey, what's up, beastiality?" 133 00:09:51,144 --> 00:09:54,320 He said, "Shut up. You know what you did." 134 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:58,340 Apparently, he ran into some promoter from Ohio 135 00:09:58,340 --> 00:09:59,600 who was a born again Christian. 136 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,170 He did one of the church shows, 137 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:02,440 where they try to save everybody. 138 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,237 After the main event, they're like, 139 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,510 "There's no way in heck I'm letting you 140 00:10:05,510 --> 00:10:06,940 go out there and say beastiality 141 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,570 in front of a bunch of born again Christians." 142 00:10:09,570 --> 00:10:13,713 And so, man, he had to give up the gimmick, 143 00:10:15,268 --> 00:10:16,937 Beastiality. 144 00:10:18,929 --> 00:10:20,312 - That's a great story. 145 00:10:20,312 --> 00:10:21,145 - Oh, thank you. 146 00:10:21,145 --> 00:10:22,645 - You are welcomed. 147 00:10:22,645 --> 00:10:26,310 Where are we going, girl? You know I love you? 148 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:27,610 - I know you think you do. 149 00:10:40,610 --> 00:10:41,443 - What you got? 150 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,653 - That is disturbing. 151 00:10:45,718 --> 00:10:48,318 - It's weird, being out here in the woods like that. 152 00:10:50,402 --> 00:10:52,470 - Who would leave this out here? 153 00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:55,373 - Obviously a guy, and he's probably looking for it. 154 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:26,483 To this day 155 00:11:26,483 --> 00:11:28,175 you don't know the difference between . 156 00:11:28,175 --> 00:11:30,200 I used to live upstairs from this professor, 157 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,170 and every time I asked him, 158 00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:33,043 he was like- - Hey. What is that? 159 00:11:33,887 --> 00:11:35,650 - Oh, it looks like a woman's purse. 160 00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:37,100 Could be full of cash. 161 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,150 Gold. - It's very gender, isn't it? 162 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:41,013 - Okay. It's a gay man's purse. 163 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,550 You got very nice arms. 164 00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:48,923 - Thank you. 165 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:53,030 - I'll take that for you. 166 00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:55,073 Ooh. It's filled with Krabby Patties. 167 00:11:57,790 --> 00:11:59,423 Think there's anything on there? 168 00:11:59,423 --> 00:12:00,256 - I don't know. 169 00:12:00,256 --> 00:12:01,559 - Nudie pics? 170 00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:03,940 - You wish. 171 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,640 See if there's a battery in there. 172 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:08,550 - Is that a battery? 173 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,273 - I think so. 174 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,023 - Beautiful. 175 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,400 I'm gonna eat these. 176 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,650 You want one? There's three left. 177 00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:19,150 - No, and that's disgusting. 178 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:20,770 - They're very good for you. 179 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:23,623 Sponge Bob eats them. He's very thin. 180 00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:28,450 These are like peaches children take. 181 00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:29,283 - He's cute. 182 00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:32,830 - I want to see boobs. 183 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:36,993 - Oh! 184 00:12:38,830 --> 00:12:40,527 Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 185 00:12:43,717 --> 00:12:45,470 We have to get this to the police. 186 00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:47,440 - Okay. But where's the police out here? 187 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,550 - I don't know. Check the map. 188 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,383 - Okay. 189 00:12:49,383 --> 00:12:50,630 Whoa, whoa, slow down and think for a second. 190 00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:54,420 You know where ranger stations are and stuff, right? 191 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:55,770 - Yeah, I think so. 192 00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:57,440 It's supposed to be on this trail. 193 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,943 If we just keep walking, maybe we'll come across it. 194 00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:02,173 - All right. Let's go, baby. 195 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,033 That's crazy. 196 00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:09,753 Fuck this Krabby Patty. 197 00:13:26,781 --> 00:13:28,240 Hey man, you all right? 198 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,073 Need some help? 199 00:13:35,516 --> 00:13:36,950 Hey brother, you're all right, man? 200 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:37,783 What happened? 201 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:39,930 - Twisted my knee. 202 00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:41,300 I come back to my car. 203 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:42,240 - Okay. Where's your gear? 204 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,680 - Ah, I left it up on the mountain. 205 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,180 I couldn't really carry it back with me. 206 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,314 - Well, I can go get that for you. 207 00:13:47,314 --> 00:13:48,940 Come here. What're you doing? - Everything okay? 208 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:51,520 - Of course not. Call 911. 209 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,300 - We can't. There's no service out here. 210 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,240 - Go fucking to the clearing, and call. 211 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,210 We gotta at least try. 212 00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:58,980 I mean, I don't know what else to do with this fucking guy. 213 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:00,880 - I don't have my phone. 214 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:01,713 - You don't have your phone? 215 00:14:01,713 --> 00:14:03,978 I'm sorry, I got your phone. 216 00:14:11,294 --> 00:14:13,570 - She's a beautiful girl. 217 00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:14,756 You're lucky, man. 218 00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:15,589 - I know, man. 219 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:17,890 I don't know what she's doing with me sometimes bro. 220 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:18,810 I'm a lucky bastard. 221 00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:19,993 - I don't either. 222 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,910 Cherokee should stick to their own kind. 223 00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:25,810 Their blood's already polluted enough. 224 00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:27,943 - What? 225 00:14:27,943 --> 00:14:29,930 - Don't get me wrong. 226 00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:31,147 It's not like that. 227 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,930 The Cherokee breed out, 228 00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:35,680 soon the whole nation will be gone. 229 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:37,453 Sad, really. 230 00:14:39,148 --> 00:14:40,443 I got no signal. 231 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,823 - Let me check with the Mrs. 232 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,810 - I have no signal. 233 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:49,250 - Well, I told you to go to the fucking clearing. 234 00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:50,760 And I know it's 30 minutes, 235 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,310 you've been gone for 30 seconds, 236 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,466 but let me tell you something, that's okay. 237 00:14:54,466 --> 00:14:56,020 This guy's a freaking weirdo. 238 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,610 I don't know if he can hear me. 239 00:14:57,610 --> 00:14:59,310 So be careful. 240 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:02,890 But this guy was talking about you being Cherokee, 241 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:05,090 and talking about you wiping out the Cherokee he mentioned 242 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,720 'cause your mom's half white or something. 243 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:07,553 I was like, 244 00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:10,450 "Is this guy a racist or is he a soothsayer or a witch?" 245 00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,300 And dude, he's really freaking weird. 246 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,210 And here's the other thing, 247 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:16,610 he looks like my uncle Tony. 248 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:18,190 You met Tony, right? 249 00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:19,809 - Isn't Tony 60? 250 00:15:19,809 --> 00:15:21,403 - Yeah, but he looks like Tony did 251 00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:23,120 when he used to bring to me to these woods. 252 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,460 'Cause I know I hate hiking, 253 00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:27,393 but I fished here before with Tony. 254 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,100 And he looks just like the guy. 255 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,300 It's fucking weird, but he didn't talk like Tony. 256 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,376 Tony's a cool guy... 257 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:37,725 - Where the fuck did he go? 258 00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,110 Did he take anything? 259 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,090 - I don't think so, man. 260 00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:44,773 Where the hell did he go? 261 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:52,883 - I really don't even know how to process this right now. 262 00:15:52,883 --> 00:15:54,600 - I don't know how to process it, baby. 263 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,613 We getting the fuck out of this place. 264 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,560 - I wonder if that's who's taking the Polaroids. 265 00:16:41,942 --> 00:16:43,800 - I wonder where the nest is. 266 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,900 - Honey, I think that's a rattlesnake egg. 267 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,385 - Don't tip the woods. 268 00:16:58,918 --> 00:16:59,751 I'm not gonna make it 269 00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,950 the last two damn miles to the camp site. 270 00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:04,873 - Well, why don't we just hike up there? 271 00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:08,570 - Oh, and do a camp for tonight? 272 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,000 - Well, what I have in mind, 273 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,022 we might as well stay out in the middle of nowhere. 274 00:17:14,022 --> 00:17:15,673 - Oh really? 275 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:17,810 Well then, hell yeah. 276 00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:21,590 - Wait, what do you have in mind? 277 00:17:22,423 --> 00:17:23,360 - What do you have in mind? - 'Cause I don't think 278 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,600 it's the same thing I have in mind. 279 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,820 - I just rolled my ankle. 280 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:27,940 9 million miles in this damn forest. 281 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:29,640 Oh! 282 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,450 - My bracelet broke. 283 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,283 - Who cares? 284 00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:33,900 That looks like your grandmother's phone cord. 285 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,200 I was actually hoping that it would break. 286 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,680 Loaded bag. 287 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,810 You said you could put up a tent by yourself, right? 288 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:40,643 - Yes. 289 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:41,787 - Gotta do manly. I love you. 290 00:17:41,787 --> 00:17:44,960 I'm gonna go secure the perimeter with my manliness. 291 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,900 - Okay. Have fun. 292 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,635 - And testosterone. 293 00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:48,468 - See ya. 294 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,422 - And my balls. 295 00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:23,728 - I have an idea, we could eat these. 296 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:29,210 The finest spawn guy that cow shit has ever produced. 297 00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:30,043 - Four years together, 298 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,800 and he finally talked me into eating shit. 299 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,810 - It'll be fun. 300 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:35,900 Shamans used to use these in ceremonies 301 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,870 when they would walk through the worlds. 302 00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:38,790 - Really? 303 00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,410 - Yeah. 304 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,120 I think you we could use them to connect. 305 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,070 Connect to the trees and the squirrels, 306 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:48,773 the spirits of the forest. 307 00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:51,530 - You wanna do mushrooms out in the woods, 308 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,970 with Polaroid killer out? 309 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:54,580 - Can you think of anything better to do? 310 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,060 - Ah, yeah. 311 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,627 - We may do that too. 312 00:19:10,371 --> 00:19:12,730 I never felt my nipples like this before. 313 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,241 through the darkest night 314 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,383 when the wolves strike 315 00:19:39,383 --> 00:19:41,795 get your aim right 316 00:19:41,795 --> 00:19:45,823 pound on the fame right 317 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:54,132 that they ain't got paid 318 00:19:54,132 --> 00:19:58,539 gonna lose it out anyway 319 00:21:00,984 --> 00:21:05,340 of flesh and blood 320 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,593 - All hail Lord Leviathan. 321 00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:16,910 Jesus! What are you doing? 322 00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:18,524 - Oh, Hey man. How's it going? 323 00:21:18,524 --> 00:21:20,851 - Oh, hey, how's it going? 324 00:21:20,851 --> 00:21:22,360 Don't mind us. 325 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:25,110 You want a piece of this? 326 00:21:35,718 --> 00:21:36,551 - No! 327 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,869 - What the fuck. 328 00:22:47,869 --> 00:22:48,702 Oh! 329 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,470 Jesus Christ, what the hell! 330 00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:56,040 Are you okay? 331 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,207 - Yeah. I'm fine. 332 00:22:58,770 --> 00:23:00,103 - Motherfuckers. 333 00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:03,760 What the fuck? 334 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,660 Who was it? Are you okay? 335 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:08,220 - Yeah. - What the fuck, motherfucker? 336 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,053 Come out here. 337 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,763 I'm from Baltimore, bitch. 338 00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:31,730 Hey baby. 339 00:23:31,730 --> 00:23:33,220 - Good morning. 340 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:34,053 - Good morning. 341 00:23:36,897 --> 00:23:38,580 You're beautiful. 342 00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:40,500 What's on the agenda today, boss? 343 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,510 - I figured we could take the camera bag and the Polaroids 344 00:23:42,510 --> 00:23:44,050 to the ranger station. 345 00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:46,750 - Ooh, that camera bag. Do I still have that? 346 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:47,965 - Yeah. It's in your backpack. 347 00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:49,170 - Okay, cool. 348 00:23:49,170 --> 00:23:50,605 Let's get going. 349 00:23:50,605 --> 00:23:51,813 - All right. 350 00:24:08,389 --> 00:24:10,273 - I'm thirsty. 351 00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:13,733 - Oh, my God! 352 00:24:16,910 --> 00:24:18,793 - That was one for you. 353 00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:21,480 - Because it's a guy? 354 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,168 - Oh, yeah. 355 00:24:23,168 --> 00:24:24,660 Unless you got something to tell me. 356 00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:26,760 - This is really starting to creep me out. 357 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,450 - It's weird. 358 00:24:29,450 --> 00:24:31,210 But it's just somebody screwing around with us. 359 00:24:31,210 --> 00:24:33,700 I bet it's an art house project. 360 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:35,890 I bet there's a candid camera in the woods. 361 00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:37,985 Rocky and Bullwinkle pulling one of- 362 00:24:37,985 --> 00:24:39,153 - I really hope you're right. 363 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,283 I feel like somebody is watching us. 364 00:24:45,470 --> 00:24:46,620 - Somebody is watching. 365 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:50,920 I'd say that Indian voodoo witchcraft. 366 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,850 You feel it in your dreadlocks? 367 00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:54,548 - Vinnie, I'm serious. 368 00:24:54,548 --> 00:24:58,290 - I know. I just joke when I'm worried. 369 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,190 - I have to pee. 370 00:25:49,190 --> 00:25:50,023 - Okay. 371 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:51,783 Snapchat me. 372 00:25:51,783 --> 00:25:52,983 - You can go now. 373 00:25:55,330 --> 00:25:56,580 - Don't be like that, uh. 374 00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:27,860 - Hey, come look at this. 375 00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:30,090 - Baby, you're fine as wine, but I ain't R Kelly. 376 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:31,410 I'm not into that shit. 377 00:26:31,410 --> 00:26:32,610 - Not that. 378 00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:33,933 I wanna show you something. 379 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,160 - Okay. 380 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,560 Why don't you bring it out to me, 381 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,713 so I don't have to break my damn neck. 382 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:44,893 - Just look. 383 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,147 It's made out of deer hide and . 384 00:26:49,002 --> 00:26:51,010 It's like the one my grandfather used to make. 385 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:51,843 - Cool. 386 00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:54,730 You put it on, huh? 387 00:26:54,730 --> 00:26:56,188 - Why not? 388 00:26:56,188 --> 00:26:58,357 - A bear could've crapped on it. 389 00:27:02,890 --> 00:27:04,321 Thank you. 390 00:27:04,321 --> 00:27:06,115 - You're welcomed. 391 00:27:06,115 --> 00:27:06,948 Be careful. 392 00:27:06,948 --> 00:27:08,080 This one's a doozy over here. 393 00:27:09,046 --> 00:27:09,879 - You're a doozy. 394 00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:10,712 - Thank you. 395 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,420 That's the nicest thing you've said to me all day, I'm sure. 396 00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:15,083 Where's this fucking forest ranger station 397 00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:16,493 that I hear so much about? 398 00:27:17,372 --> 00:27:18,489 I don't know. 399 00:27:18,489 --> 00:27:19,890 Everything looks unfamiliar. 400 00:27:54,501 --> 00:27:56,217 - Oh, little buddy. 401 00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:57,384 What happened. 402 00:27:59,395 --> 00:28:02,008 Oh, one cute little guy. 403 00:28:02,008 --> 00:28:02,841 You okay? 404 00:28:14,495 --> 00:28:15,328 Moron. 405 00:28:26,942 --> 00:28:28,859 - I'm not peeing there. 406 00:28:32,453 --> 00:28:33,286 - Freak. 407 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,220 How'd you get over there, Houdini? 408 00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:45,330 What are you doing? 409 00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:49,833 What are you wearing? 410 00:29:05,673 --> 00:29:06,720 This is crazy. 411 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,487 I'm not in the mood to screw around. 412 00:29:15,030 --> 00:29:15,863 - Vinnie. 413 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,563 - What are you doing? Come here. 414 00:29:45,588 --> 00:29:46,421 - Vinnie. 415 00:29:48,032 --> 00:29:48,865 - Robin. 416 00:29:54,465 --> 00:29:56,882 I'm not in the mood for this. 417 00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:09,320 What are you doing? Come here. 418 00:30:13,626 --> 00:30:14,459 I never want to hear that 419 00:30:14,459 --> 00:30:16,615 I'm the one that screws around. 420 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:19,151 This is freaking ridiculous. 421 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,263 Robin. 422 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,500 How did you get up there? 423 00:31:06,639 --> 00:31:08,389 Would you cut it out? 424 00:31:21,281 --> 00:31:22,570 Freaking time getting a role-play. 425 00:31:22,570 --> 00:31:24,043 I ain't moving, my feet hurt. 426 00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:50,550 Hey, what the hell was that? 427 00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:51,460 What were you doing? 428 00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:52,560 What were you wearing? 429 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,470 Why the fuck did you go off like that? 430 00:31:55,470 --> 00:31:56,530 I thought you were peeing over there. 431 00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:57,363 That was crazy. 432 00:31:57,363 --> 00:31:59,200 I almost fell off a cliff! 433 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,150 Some weird ass redneck saved me, and he disappeared. 434 00:32:03,150 --> 00:32:04,320 What in the hell is going? 435 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,780 And you're wearing that damned necklace again. 436 00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:10,087 - What are you talking about? 437 00:32:10,087 --> 00:32:11,863 - What do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about? 438 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:13,970 I about died, about fell off a cliff, 439 00:32:13,970 --> 00:32:15,040 a redneck had to save me. 440 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,080 You were leading me through, wearing this Indian gab, 441 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,310 looking like Sacagawea, 442 00:32:20,310 --> 00:32:23,530 and you're acting like gypsy Rose Lee. 443 00:32:23,530 --> 00:32:24,470 What in the world? 444 00:32:24,470 --> 00:32:25,970 I about died over here. 445 00:32:25,970 --> 00:32:27,040 Then you're wearing- - I have no idea 446 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:27,873 what you're talking about. 447 00:32:27,873 --> 00:32:29,040 - And you're wearing the thing again. 448 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:29,873 The knapsack. 449 00:32:29,873 --> 00:32:31,090 I'm telling you. - Vinnie, calm down. 450 00:32:31,090 --> 00:32:32,013 What are you talking about? 451 00:32:32,013 --> 00:32:34,770 - I about fell off a cliff. 452 00:32:34,770 --> 00:32:35,913 I can't be gone. 453 00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:38,490 Man, just get this stuff. 454 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,640 Let's start walking. 455 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,110 If you got to screw around, man, 456 00:32:41,110 --> 00:32:42,610 somebody could get hurt, babe. 457 00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:48,746 - I have no idea what you're talking about. 458 00:32:48,746 --> 00:32:50,330 - I don't know what I'm talking about. 459 00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:53,450 Have you ever almost fell off of a cliff before? 460 00:32:53,450 --> 00:32:56,280 God almighty! I saw the face of Thor. 461 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,100 It was insane, and Zeus. 462 00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,200 - Maybe you should watch where the hell you're going. 463 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,470 - Well, maybe you shouldn't be 464 00:33:01,470 --> 00:33:04,497 sexually trying to entice me off of a cliff face. 465 00:33:04,497 --> 00:33:05,804 Have you ever thought about that? 466 00:33:05,804 --> 00:33:07,592 - I'm telling you I have no idea what you're talking about. 467 00:33:07,592 --> 00:33:08,425 I was peeing. 468 00:33:08,425 --> 00:33:10,696 - You know I have a thing for you, right? 469 00:33:10,696 --> 00:33:12,576 I'm gonna follow you follow you... 470 00:33:22,641 --> 00:33:23,800 I thought I said quit wearing this stupid? - 471 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,070 - Don't touch me. 472 00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:27,012 - Ouch! What's the fucking matter with you? 473 00:33:29,735 --> 00:33:30,829 - Just leave me alone. 474 00:33:30,829 --> 00:33:31,662 - Hey. 475 00:34:28,539 --> 00:34:29,789 Billy. 476 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,669 - Go for Billy. 477 00:34:35,669 --> 00:34:36,600 Hey Billy. 478 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,010 Remember you're gonna be on duty 479 00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:39,210 by yourself all weekend. 480 00:34:40,350 --> 00:34:42,537 Is there anything you need before we take off? 481 00:34:48,441 --> 00:34:49,274 What? 482 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,010 - Nothing. I'll be fine. 483 00:34:52,010 --> 00:34:54,903 Y'all just enjoy your big holiday weekend, okay? 484 00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,610 Yeah. Thanks Billy. 485 00:34:58,610 --> 00:35:00,524 Oh, before I forget, 486 00:35:00,524 --> 00:35:04,441 . 487 00:35:04,441 --> 00:35:07,087 Let's see, it was near campsite... 488 00:35:07,087 --> 00:35:08,087 - Ah, would shut up. 489 00:35:22,778 --> 00:35:24,528 - This is disgusting. 490 00:35:27,176 --> 00:35:31,613 Baby, if you used tampons for a tent, you're looking at it. 491 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,120 Don't touch it, man. 492 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,800 Hey, you're still a thing. 493 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,633 It's all over that. 494 00:35:36,633 --> 00:35:38,091 I'm not gonna touch it. 495 00:35:47,290 --> 00:35:48,590 - Hey, it's forest ranger. 496 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,650 - We found this bag. 497 00:35:53,650 --> 00:35:54,483 - Yeah. 498 00:35:54,483 --> 00:35:56,370 - A while back on the trail. 499 00:35:56,370 --> 00:35:57,203 - Yeah. 500 00:35:57,203 --> 00:35:59,850 It's got suspicious pictures of... 501 00:35:59,850 --> 00:36:03,063 Look there's these Polaroids of people bound, 502 00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:05,193 and naked chicks. 503 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,193 Yeah. 504 00:36:09,330 --> 00:36:10,773 And this bag too. 505 00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:15,539 There's a camera- 506 00:36:15,539 --> 00:36:16,989 - Wait, that has my necklace. 507 00:36:17,959 --> 00:36:19,160 - Oh. 508 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,420 Buddy, you're all right? 509 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:21,719 We're talking here. 510 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:22,552 - Uh? 511 00:36:22,552 --> 00:36:24,490 - You want us to leave this stuff with you? 512 00:36:24,490 --> 00:36:26,420 Are people in trouble or what's going on? 513 00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:29,880 - You know, there's a ranger station 514 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,020 about a mile, mile and a half way back up there. 515 00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:34,897 Just take that with you. 516 00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:41,720 - You're busy, huh? 517 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,553 - Yeah. 518 00:36:42,553 --> 00:36:44,760 I'm working on this big caper. 519 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,610 - I'm sorry, is it more important than people in trouble? 520 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,620 Yeah, big forest caper. Big stuff. 521 00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:53,240 - Hey, it's your job, right? 522 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,520 To protect people, and at least give us peace of mind. 523 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:56,670 And these people may be in trouble, man. 524 00:36:56,670 --> 00:36:57,510 Aren't you a cop? 525 00:36:57,510 --> 00:36:59,150 I mean, you know what a forest ranger is? 526 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,630 Isn't this your job, sir? 527 00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:02,463 - Look. 528 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:07,493 Just go up to the ranger station, and leave a report. 529 00:37:08,690 --> 00:37:10,430 I got stuff to do. 530 00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:11,720 - Apparently. 531 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:12,770 Let's go, sweetheart. 532 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,443 Taxpayer money. 533 00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:27,703 - All right. 534 00:37:28,681 --> 00:37:31,663 You shoot him, and I cut him. 535 00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:36,738 - What the hell did you say? 536 00:37:36,738 --> 00:37:38,073 - You shut the fuck up, Scott. 537 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,073 Damn, Scott. 538 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:57,117 You can cook anything. 539 00:37:57,117 --> 00:37:58,495 - Uh, he sure did. 540 00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:03,030 Whose turn is it to follow? 541 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,280 Not me. I cook. 542 00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:07,560 Well, I just got back. So... 543 00:38:08,810 --> 00:38:10,750 I guess I'll go then. 544 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:11,583 The last that I saw, 545 00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:14,440 they were headed towards the old town of Proctor. 546 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,673 I'm gonna go take a nap. 547 00:38:19,050 --> 00:38:19,883 - Baby. 548 00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:23,630 Robin, look, man, with everything that's been going on 549 00:38:23,630 --> 00:38:25,680 here in the freaking woods, I'm freaking out. 550 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,070 I don't want these freaking photos anymore, men. 551 00:38:28,070 --> 00:38:30,650 - We'll just take them to the ranger station. 552 00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:31,650 - I don't wanna touch them no more. 553 00:38:31,650 --> 00:38:32,483 I mean, I really think... 554 00:38:32,483 --> 00:38:33,874 I thought it was a joke at first, 555 00:38:33,874 --> 00:38:35,970 but there's something really fucking weird in these woods, 556 00:38:35,970 --> 00:38:37,397 I don't want any of it. 557 00:39:01,579 --> 00:39:02,412 - Devin? 558 00:39:04,473 --> 00:39:05,640 Is that Devin? 559 00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:12,520 - If we're talking about the craziest stuff 560 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,720 and the scariest stuff, 561 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:16,400 I'll tell you the scariest thing I've ever seen. 562 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,850 When I first moved to Tennessee, 563 00:39:17,850 --> 00:39:19,150 the first thing I did is 564 00:39:19,150 --> 00:39:22,090 I was in a judo tournament in Memphis. 565 00:39:22,090 --> 00:39:22,990 - Did you win? 566 00:39:28,430 --> 00:39:30,160 Interesting story. 567 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,780 Basically, the guy in the final, I got on his back, 568 00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:34,740 arching his neck up like that. 569 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:36,440 And he was screaming going, "Arg!" 570 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,510 He didn't tap out. 571 00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:42,060 And then the little Asian guys all got around, 572 00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:45,830 And they basically disqualified me, 573 00:39:45,830 --> 00:39:47,810 'cause they said I was trying to break the guy's neck. 574 00:39:47,810 --> 00:39:49,564 And I was like, "The guy didn't tap out." 575 00:39:49,564 --> 00:39:50,810 And there are supposed to be some rule in judo, 576 00:39:50,810 --> 00:39:52,270 you can't break a guy's back. 577 00:39:52,270 --> 00:39:55,958 So anyway, I was pretty discouraged, I got second place. 578 00:39:57,810 --> 00:40:00,240 Here's the scariest thing I've ever seen. 579 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,420 I go back to the hotel 580 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:05,570 I'm going to sleep it off and cry all night long. 581 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,890 Head down the hall, get on the elevator. 582 00:40:08,890 --> 00:40:09,723 What do I see? 583 00:40:09,723 --> 00:40:12,540 There must've been some sort of freak convention in town, 584 00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:15,920 because the elevator was suddenly filled 585 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,260 with a sea of furies, six or seven of them. 586 00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:21,333 All at once hop on the elevator. 587 00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:23,480 I thought this was weird, 588 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,700 but they must have had some sort of symbiosis, 589 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,190 because they all turned around 590 00:40:27,190 --> 00:40:28,800 and looked at me at the same time. 591 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,560 And me being a judo guy in a bad mood, 592 00:40:37,119 --> 00:40:39,714 What the hell was that? 593 00:40:39,714 --> 00:40:40,964 - I don't know. 594 00:40:42,126 --> 00:40:43,352 - Let's keep moving. 595 00:41:16,934 --> 00:41:19,143 do this. 596 00:41:21,903 --> 00:41:23,000 - Are you Devin? 597 00:41:26,601 --> 00:41:28,768 What are doing here, baby? 598 00:41:30,798 --> 00:41:31,965 What the fuck! 599 00:41:59,336 --> 00:42:01,550 - I don't think so. 600 00:42:01,550 --> 00:42:04,883 Doesn't look like anybody's been in here in forever. 601 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,467 I'd say about 150 years. 602 00:42:09,410 --> 00:42:11,159 - Now what are you basing that off of? 603 00:42:12,762 --> 00:42:14,606 Is that some sort of expertize? 604 00:42:14,606 --> 00:42:16,379 Is it some sort of carbon dating? 605 00:42:16,379 --> 00:42:18,520 - Well, it's got a confirm foundation. 606 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,502 I think we should call a real estate agent. 607 00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:25,973 - Man, some ghetto dude tried to spell Atlanta. 608 00:42:28,830 --> 00:42:29,960 - Put that down. 609 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,574 - Why? It's got spiders on it? 610 00:42:31,574 --> 00:42:33,523 - No, don't try to say that name. 611 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,220 Vinnie, let's get out of here. 612 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,473 - Robin. 613 00:42:39,473 --> 00:42:40,356 - I don't want to talk about it. 614 00:42:40,356 --> 00:42:41,591 - You don't want to talk about it? 615 00:42:41,591 --> 00:42:44,030 What are you talking about? - Just drop it. 616 00:42:44,030 --> 00:42:44,863 - Drop what? 617 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:45,950 . 618 00:42:45,950 --> 00:42:46,783 - Drop it. 619 00:42:46,783 --> 00:42:49,930 - Hey. You keep your eye on these guys. 620 00:42:49,930 --> 00:42:51,820 I'm gonna see if I will find other guys. 621 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:52,653 - Gotcha. 622 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,460 - Where the hell do you think you're going off to, honey? 623 00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:03,050 Baby we left our shit back there. 624 00:43:03,050 --> 00:43:04,360 - I just had to get away. 625 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,420 - Okay. I got it. 626 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:07,050 Sit down. Talk to me for a second. 627 00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:08,050 For the love of God. 628 00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:10,130 What is going on, man? 629 00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:11,190 Are you kidding? 630 00:43:11,190 --> 00:43:12,023 Are you serious? 631 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,920 - My grandfather used to tell me a story, 632 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,713 when I was a kid, about the legend of Spear finger. 633 00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:24,600 They would just tell kids to scare them. 634 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,957 Keep them from going too far. 635 00:43:26,957 --> 00:43:28,410 "Don't go too far kids, 636 00:43:28,410 --> 00:43:30,797 because Spear finger will get you." 637 00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:35,280 She was a rock golem with a spear for a finger, 638 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,260 made out of obsidian. 639 00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:40,000 She would lure the kids away from the tribes, 640 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,830 and stabbed them in the hearts with her finger, 641 00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:44,673 and eat their liver. 642 00:43:45,850 --> 00:43:47,510 - Okay. 643 00:43:47,510 --> 00:43:50,870 After that, white people drove us out of our lands, 644 00:43:50,870 --> 00:43:53,233 and her hunting technique changed. 645 00:43:54,150 --> 00:43:56,890 She started dropping trees on people, 646 00:43:56,890 --> 00:43:58,710 and mimicking your loved ones, 647 00:43:58,710 --> 00:44:00,810 and luring you into the woods to kill you. 648 00:44:01,790 --> 00:44:02,780 - Spear Finger. 649 00:44:02,780 --> 00:44:04,280 This is what you're afraid of? 650 00:44:08,763 --> 00:44:09,660 That it's his name? 651 00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:10,960 - It's not a real name. 652 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,410 - Well, what's her real name? 653 00:44:13,830 --> 00:44:15,080 - That name on the board. 654 00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:17,693 - Atlanta. 655 00:44:17,693 --> 00:44:18,830 How do you pronounce it? 656 00:44:20,601 --> 00:44:21,851 - We don't say that name. 657 00:44:22,690 --> 00:44:24,500 - Okay. Let me get this straight. 658 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:27,850 So, we're afraid. You're afraid. 659 00:44:27,850 --> 00:44:29,190 Your all attitude has changed, 660 00:44:29,190 --> 00:44:32,400 because you're scared of a golem woman 661 00:44:33,247 --> 00:44:35,520 coming in and throwing a tree at us. 662 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,459 - Rock golem woman. 663 00:44:37,459 --> 00:44:38,853 - What did I say? 664 00:44:38,853 --> 00:44:40,436 - Rock golem woman. 665 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,668 . 666 00:45:45,057 --> 00:45:47,951 - Well, I saw some boobs. 667 00:45:47,951 --> 00:45:48,868 - So weird. 668 00:45:50,860 --> 00:45:52,983 - They were man boobs. 669 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:12,373 - Somebody's been here, like a male polish. 670 00:46:14,707 --> 00:46:16,787 Where Scott, out, huh? 671 00:46:16,787 --> 00:46:17,620 - Yeah. 672 00:46:18,673 --> 00:46:21,220 Neither you or him have a problem with core, huh? 673 00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:22,053 - No, man. 674 00:46:22,053 --> 00:46:23,800 You know I used to be a cop. 675 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,017 Oh, did I ever tell you the story? 676 00:46:25,017 --> 00:46:27,560 Do you know who Charlie Hodge is? 677 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:28,670 - No. 678 00:46:28,670 --> 00:46:29,503 - He's the guy... 679 00:46:29,503 --> 00:46:30,792 Well, you remember Elvis, right? 680 00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:31,625 - Yeah. 681 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:33,440 - So, Charlie Hodge was the guy that would hand Elvis, 682 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,420 the towels and the scarves on stage, okay? 683 00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:38,183 So, one night when I was on duty, 684 00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:40,330 this guy got stabbed at puckers. 685 00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:42,650 He runs out the back runs cross street, 686 00:46:42,650 --> 00:46:44,140 gets in an elevator at a hotel, 687 00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:45,830 takes it up to about the fourth floor. 688 00:46:45,830 --> 00:46:46,820 I was first on scene. 689 00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:48,090 Obviously, it's easy to find them. 690 00:46:48,090 --> 00:46:49,310 Just blood everywhere. 691 00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:50,840 Just follow the blood trail. 692 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,440 Follow it, it's the elevator. 693 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,500 Second floor, no blood. 694 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:56,690 Got up to the fourth floor, blood bath. 695 00:46:56,690 --> 00:46:58,880 Look off to the left, there's this guy laying on the floor, 696 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,860 just bleeding out and gurgling. 697 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:03,540 So, I go over there, and I'm putting my hands on, 698 00:47:03,540 --> 00:47:04,373 getting all bloody. 699 00:47:04,373 --> 00:47:06,930 That's how I'm used to blood. 700 00:47:06,930 --> 00:47:08,520 And I'm like, "Oh, I need help." 701 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:09,353 This guy's dying. 702 00:47:09,353 --> 00:47:11,010 I don't know how quick the medics are gonna get here. 703 00:47:11,010 --> 00:47:13,530 I look up and there's an Elvis impersonator, 704 00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:14,870 walking towards me. 705 00:47:14,870 --> 00:47:15,880 Hair and everything. 706 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,967 . 707 00:47:20,730 --> 00:47:23,380 With him, is Charlie Hodge, believe it or not. 708 00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:25,053 Charlie freaking Hodge, man. 709 00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:28,617 So he walks up to me, and he goes, 710 00:47:28,617 --> 00:47:31,780 "Hey, officer Walks, is anything I can do for you?" 711 00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:35,860 Suspicious minds. 712 00:47:35,860 --> 00:47:37,187 And Charlie Hodge said, 713 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:38,920 "Is there anything I can do to help?" 714 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:39,957 So I look at Charlie Hodges, and say, 715 00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:42,967 "Charlie, give me that towel." 716 00:47:46,388 --> 00:47:47,835 - Oh God 717 00:49:33,347 --> 00:49:36,480 - What a fuck. 718 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,580 Mother fucker, where you at? 719 00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:40,483 Where are you at? 720 00:49:41,570 --> 00:49:43,170 Where are you at, mother fucker? 721 00:49:44,970 --> 00:49:46,070 What the hell is that? 722 00:49:47,064 --> 00:49:48,410 Baby is this fucking normal? 723 00:49:48,410 --> 00:49:50,493 - No, this is not normal. 724 00:49:51,390 --> 00:49:54,260 - I mean, if people can do this on hikes all the time, 725 00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:55,170 this is insane. 726 00:49:55,170 --> 00:49:56,003 I can't see... 727 00:49:56,003 --> 00:49:57,100 Where the fuck is the guy? 728 00:49:57,100 --> 00:49:58,440 I don't see anybody. 729 00:50:00,605 --> 00:50:02,641 And what the hell is that thing? 730 00:50:02,641 --> 00:50:04,810 Did you hear that guy's voice again? 731 00:50:04,810 --> 00:50:05,643 Or am I going crazy? 732 00:50:05,643 --> 00:50:06,570 - Yeah. No one heard it. 733 00:50:07,795 --> 00:50:09,630 - I got to fucking pee. 734 00:50:09,630 --> 00:50:10,930 This is the worst time. 735 00:50:10,930 --> 00:50:12,680 You're talking about vulnerability. 736 00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:18,720 Baby, give me about a foot. 737 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:19,970 I'm gonna little pee shy. 738 00:50:24,670 --> 00:50:26,650 Okay. All right. 739 00:50:26,650 --> 00:50:28,260 This is your area of expertise. 740 00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:29,573 What do we do first? 741 00:50:29,573 --> 00:50:31,357 - Well first of all, 742 00:50:31,357 --> 00:50:32,500 you tend your brass knuckles around, 743 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,450 the other way, dumb ass. 744 00:50:34,450 --> 00:50:35,343 - Okay. Now what? 745 00:50:36,340 --> 00:50:37,173 - It looks like... 746 00:50:37,173 --> 00:50:38,466 The sky looks like it's gonna be dawn soon. 747 00:50:38,466 --> 00:50:41,300 So, I say we just sit outside, 748 00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,600 and see if they come back. 749 00:50:43,698 --> 00:50:44,531 - Okay. 750 00:50:44,531 --> 00:50:46,494 That's a good idea. 751 00:50:53,101 --> 00:50:55,255 So, staying awake, okay? 752 00:50:55,255 --> 00:50:57,469 I don't think that would be a problem at all. 753 00:51:12,581 --> 00:51:13,414 - Vinnie. 754 00:51:19,609 --> 00:51:20,692 - Wait, wait. 755 00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:35,130 - Y'all need to get out of these woods. 756 00:51:37,190 --> 00:51:38,640 I don't think it's safe here. 757 00:51:39,613 --> 00:51:40,923 - Is that a threat? 758 00:51:41,770 --> 00:51:42,720 - What do you mean? 759 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,110 - People are going missing. 760 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:52,820 Now, the cops ain't talking about it. 761 00:51:52,820 --> 00:51:55,387 Maybe they aren't reporting it. 762 00:51:56,490 --> 00:51:59,700 If they do, they're just saying it's rock slides, 763 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,273 trees falling down on people. 764 00:52:02,517 --> 00:52:03,967 Or what are the odds of that? 765 00:52:06,850 --> 00:52:09,050 There is something else going on around here. 766 00:52:13,319 --> 00:52:14,660 There's a killer. 767 00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:15,790 You've seen the pictures. 768 00:52:15,790 --> 00:52:16,934 - How do you know we've seen the pictures? 769 00:52:16,934 --> 00:52:19,263 - Wait, are you the one messing with our tent at night? 770 00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:23,050 - I just got here five minutes ago. 771 00:52:24,730 --> 00:52:28,423 As far as I know, you're the killers. 772 00:52:30,030 --> 00:52:31,723 And as far as you know, 773 00:52:33,620 --> 00:52:34,453 I am. 774 00:52:36,380 --> 00:52:37,213 - That's really cute, 775 00:52:37,213 --> 00:52:39,203 coming from somebody out here by himself. 776 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:44,543 - I ain't alone. 777 00:52:55,419 --> 00:52:58,000 - Where'd you guys get that camera bag? 778 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,630 - We found it on the trail yesterday. 779 00:53:00,630 --> 00:53:03,710 - Put the bag on the ground and walk away. 780 00:53:03,710 --> 00:53:04,543 - That's okay. 781 00:53:04,543 --> 00:53:07,120 We're just gonna give it to the ranger, if you don't care. 782 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,900 Look, we're armed to the teeth. 783 00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:12,860 Just drop the camera bag, walk away. 784 00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:16,509 We don't want anything to happen to you or your girl. 785 00:53:47,190 --> 00:53:48,990 - There's only two ways out of here. 786 00:53:50,710 --> 00:53:51,933 We're going that way. 787 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:59,480 I better never ever see you again. 788 00:54:04,940 --> 00:54:06,370 Okay. It's official. 789 00:54:06,370 --> 00:54:10,000 Those guys are creepier than an elevator full of furies. 790 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,400 - Let's just get our stuff and get out of here. 791 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,860 - Wait. I didn't know... 792 00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:16,220 Robin, this is the fucking thing I was talking about. 793 00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:17,580 The rednecks, hillbilly- 794 00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:18,743 - They're not rednecks. 795 00:54:18,743 --> 00:54:20,730 - What do you mean? 796 00:54:20,730 --> 00:54:22,253 - They had non-slip shoes on. 797 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,120 - What the hell does that...? 798 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,160 I didn't notice their shoes. 799 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,991 I was looking at a nine-foot machete in my face. 800 00:54:26,991 --> 00:54:28,540 - I was waitress for eight years. 801 00:54:28,540 --> 00:54:31,100 - So, you're saying rednecks can't work in a restaurant? 802 00:54:31,100 --> 00:54:33,503 - I only heard one of them speak with a Southern accent. 803 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,300 - I don't care if they're the bodyguards of Jesus Christ. 804 00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:38,198 I'm not- 805 00:54:38,198 --> 00:54:39,031 - Let's just get our stuff and go. 806 00:54:39,031 --> 00:54:39,864 - All right. 807 00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:45,653 - Hey do you want this? 808 00:54:49,426 --> 00:54:51,020 - I don't want to see that, man. 809 00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:53,594 - Here, you take it. 810 00:54:53,594 --> 00:54:54,927 I don't want it. 811 00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:01,900 - Robin, baby, stop. 812 00:55:02,810 --> 00:55:03,905 I don't know what to do, man. 813 00:55:04,738 --> 00:55:05,930 I don't know what to freaking do. 814 00:55:05,930 --> 00:55:07,882 These guys could be following us right now. 815 00:55:07,882 --> 00:55:08,715 - Yeah. 816 00:55:08,715 --> 00:55:11,160 I know you've been saying it for three hours. 817 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:11,993 - What? 818 00:55:11,993 --> 00:55:13,020 Am I supposed to kick three guys' ass 819 00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:14,480 with machetes this freaking long? 820 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,900 - We can focus on the problem, 821 00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:17,690 or we can focus on a solution. 822 00:55:17,690 --> 00:55:18,523 There's just something 823 00:55:18,523 --> 00:55:20,140 that the giant said that stuck with me. 824 00:55:20,140 --> 00:55:21,120 - What is it? 825 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,510 - He said something about trees, falling on people, 826 00:55:23,510 --> 00:55:24,680 and rock slides. 827 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,680 - And? 828 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,100 - Well, do you remember the story I told you, 829 00:55:27,100 --> 00:55:28,500 that my grandfather told me? 830 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,730 - About the rock scrotum? 831 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,163 - About the rock golem. 832 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,883 - Robin, baby, we ain't got time 833 00:55:34,883 --> 00:55:36,500 to deal with his bullshit, man. 834 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,083 I'm gonna kick three motherfucking men's ass. 835 00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:51,953 - Really? 836 00:55:51,953 --> 00:55:52,800 Got the flashlight on 837 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,220 in the middle of the day, Travis? 838 00:55:55,220 --> 00:55:56,053 - And it's fine. 839 00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:58,243 I'll just go down to the ranger station and charge it later. 840 00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:02,990 Hey man, you know what I miss? 841 00:56:02,990 --> 00:56:03,823 - What? 842 00:56:03,823 --> 00:56:05,123 - Air conditioning. 843 00:56:06,410 --> 00:56:07,820 - Hey, you know what we'll be doing right now, 844 00:56:07,820 --> 00:56:09,360 if we're back in the real world? 845 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:10,193 - Hmm? 846 00:56:10,193 --> 00:56:12,784 - I'd be telling your dumb ass, to roll some silverware. 847 00:56:14,010 --> 00:56:15,490 - I still wouldn't do it. 848 00:56:15,490 --> 00:56:18,680 - Man, day shift 60, night shifts 75. 849 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:19,849 Get it done, son. 850 00:56:25,010 --> 00:56:26,360 Did you look at the camera? 851 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:28,513 - Yeah. 852 00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:39,150 As your friend, you don't need to see it. 853 00:56:39,150 --> 00:56:40,283 - I have to know. 854 00:56:42,330 --> 00:56:45,143 - Let's just go get those fuckers, man. 855 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:47,713 - Was it her? 856 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:50,593 - Yeah. 857 00:56:58,870 --> 00:56:59,703 Seriously, man. 858 00:56:59,703 --> 00:57:02,323 Let's just go get those motherfuckers right now. 859 00:57:04,210 --> 00:57:05,193 - It's fucking on. 860 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:11,327 Wait where the fuck is Scott? 861 00:57:11,327 --> 00:57:12,850 - I thought he was with you. 862 00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:13,823 - Shit. 863 00:57:25,060 --> 00:57:25,893 - Beer. 864 00:57:45,439 --> 00:57:47,022 - You didn't drink. 865 00:57:48,150 --> 00:57:49,200 - My nerves are shot. 866 00:57:53,193 --> 00:57:55,800 - Do you think these beers belong to those guys back there? 867 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:56,650 - God, I hope so. 868 00:57:57,510 --> 00:57:58,343 - Why? 869 00:58:00,930 --> 00:58:03,374 - Because rednecks don't need more beer. 870 00:58:06,028 --> 00:58:07,747 Did you hear that? 871 00:58:07,747 --> 00:58:09,100 I think that's him. 872 00:58:09,100 --> 00:58:10,100 We gotta go. 873 00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:28,030 - What the hell are you doing? 874 00:58:28,030 --> 00:58:30,620 My brother escaped a bear attack doing this once. 875 00:58:30,620 --> 00:58:31,720 Just trust me. 876 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,100 He called this making a dummy of a dummy. 877 00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:36,690 He's got them bad jokes. 878 00:58:36,690 --> 00:58:38,300 All right. 879 00:58:38,300 --> 00:58:41,290 That should slow them down and confuse them. 880 00:58:41,290 --> 00:58:42,123 Let's go. 881 00:58:56,889 --> 00:59:01,889 - What the fuck is this? 882 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,320 This is his clothes? 883 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:04,153 - Right. 884 00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:08,733 - There is something in the pocket. 885 00:59:09,657 --> 00:59:12,453 - No, no, no, no. 886 00:59:21,645 --> 00:59:23,478 We are gonna kill you. 887 00:59:37,749 --> 00:59:38,582 - Hey, what are you doing? 888 00:59:38,582 --> 00:59:39,415 We got to keep moving. 889 00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:42,085 Hey baby. What's wrong? 890 00:59:42,085 --> 00:59:44,010 - Oh my God! They're gonna kill us. 891 00:59:44,010 --> 00:59:44,843 - Hey. Hey. 892 00:59:45,969 --> 00:59:47,940 Hey, babe. I got this. 893 00:59:47,940 --> 00:59:50,170 Listen. Sweetheart, look at me. 894 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:51,653 Look at me, Robin. 895 00:59:52,670 --> 00:59:54,457 I got this baby. 896 00:59:54,457 --> 00:59:56,744 ? 897 00:59:56,744 --> 00:59:58,897 I'm gonna isolate him, okay? 898 00:59:58,897 --> 01:00:01,880 I'm gonna hit him with one left hand, 899 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,900 and then two right hands. 900 01:00:04,733 --> 01:00:05,566 And then it's going to be on. 901 01:00:05,566 --> 01:00:07,203 - Please stay out of it. 902 01:00:08,303 --> 01:00:10,740 And I'm gonna reap his face a part. 903 01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:12,070 He won't know what's up. 904 01:00:12,070 --> 01:00:14,967 And then I'm gonna bite him on that fathead of his. 905 01:00:14,967 --> 01:00:15,800 And then it's gonna be the time 906 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:18,063 to call bigy and the ball guards, baby. 907 01:00:18,063 --> 01:00:20,182 'Cause I'm gonna get him under the chin, 908 01:00:20,182 --> 01:00:21,939 and draw him on his bad ass. 909 01:00:21,939 --> 01:00:25,439 And then I'm gonna put him in figure four. 910 01:00:31,438 --> 01:00:32,745 I'm gonna break your leg. 911 01:00:32,745 --> 01:00:34,501 I'm gonna break your damn leg. 912 01:00:34,501 --> 01:00:36,029 You son of a bitch. 913 01:00:36,029 --> 01:00:37,173 And then the big guy is gonna see 914 01:00:37,173 --> 01:00:39,320 what I'm doing with the other guy. 915 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,807 And he's gonna say, 916 01:00:40,807 --> 01:00:44,227 "Not the figure four, I don't want any of that." 917 01:00:44,227 --> 01:00:46,950 And he's gonna run away like a bitch. 918 01:00:46,950 --> 01:00:47,783 Okay? 919 01:00:47,783 --> 01:00:49,336 We're always save. 920 01:00:49,336 --> 01:00:50,169 Everything's gonna be okay, 921 01:00:50,169 --> 01:00:51,002 but we gotta start moving. 922 01:00:51,002 --> 01:00:52,933 We gotta start moving now, okay? 923 01:00:52,933 --> 01:00:54,433 All right, baby. Get your bag. 924 01:00:56,102 --> 01:00:57,040 There we go. 925 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:57,873 We can make it. 926 01:00:57,873 --> 01:00:58,770 We're almost there. 927 01:01:01,030 --> 01:01:02,380 Everything's gonna be okay. 928 01:01:06,466 --> 01:01:07,299 Run! 929 01:01:17,562 --> 01:01:18,395 - Shit. 930 01:01:20,737 --> 01:01:22,570 - I think we lost him. 931 01:01:26,369 --> 01:01:28,762 - Looks like he's going the wrong way. 932 01:01:45,951 --> 01:01:49,951 over here. 933 01:02:09,886 --> 01:02:13,573 like five minutes. 934 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,183 So, we're gonna have to kill them. 935 01:02:21,230 --> 01:02:23,783 I mean, yeah, we have to. 936 01:02:24,780 --> 01:02:26,330 I can't believe they got Scott. 937 01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:29,203 Yeah. Her too? 938 01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:32,570 I think she's more dangerous than he is. 939 01:02:32,570 --> 01:02:33,403 Yeah. 940 01:02:37,590 --> 01:02:39,700 They could have turned off at the Canyon. 941 01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:42,483 Man, if they hit that Canyon, and they're gone. 942 01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:48,277 There're caves on there. 943 01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:54,980 I don't do caves. 944 01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:57,613 Tight spaces, bad shape. 945 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:00,687 And I don't like caves at all. 946 01:03:06,490 --> 01:03:08,740 We could probably head them up the . 947 01:03:12,870 --> 01:03:14,653 I'm gonna head down to the cave. 948 01:03:16,784 --> 01:03:17,617 - What the fuck. 949 01:03:17,617 --> 01:03:18,530 - That's gotta be them. 950 01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:34,631 - Go, go, go. 951 01:03:39,514 --> 01:03:40,347 Let's go. 952 01:03:51,742 --> 01:03:53,199 - Hey, look. There's another Polaroid. 953 01:04:05,916 --> 01:04:07,381 Let's go hiding in here. 954 01:04:07,381 --> 01:04:08,840 - Sure. 955 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,393 No. 956 01:04:24,180 --> 01:04:26,000 Man, we are just walking in circles. 957 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,673 Man, this sucks. 958 01:04:29,330 --> 01:04:31,550 - Oh, here's that Canyon he was talking about. 959 01:04:31,550 --> 01:04:33,050 They'll never find us in here. 960 01:04:45,860 --> 01:04:46,950 - Which way back? 961 01:04:46,950 --> 01:04:47,783 Do you remember? 962 01:04:48,690 --> 01:04:49,940 - I think we go that way. 963 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,060 - Robin, wait, wait. 964 01:05:31,803 --> 01:05:32,636 A big red dick. 965 01:06:04,691 --> 01:06:07,217 What the fuck is that? 966 01:06:12,649 --> 01:06:14,482 Come one. We gotta go. 967 01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:25,112 What the fuck! 968 01:06:25,112 --> 01:06:26,030 - Oh, my God! 969 01:06:26,030 --> 01:06:27,277 - Is that the same dick? 970 01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,373 This can't be the same dick. 971 01:06:31,690 --> 01:06:33,370 - We're moving around in circles. 972 01:06:33,370 --> 01:06:34,630 This cave is a straight line. 973 01:06:34,630 --> 01:06:35,933 It doesn't make any sense. 974 01:06:38,930 --> 01:06:39,820 - What the fuck do we do? 975 01:06:39,820 --> 01:06:41,160 Which way do we go? 976 01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:42,740 There's not been one turnover. 977 01:06:42,740 --> 01:06:45,353 How are we in a fucking circle over and over again? 978 01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,033 Okay. 979 01:06:50,033 --> 01:06:52,510 We've been walking through what feels like endless. 980 01:06:53,517 --> 01:06:55,803 This is flash drier spot. 981 01:06:58,650 --> 01:06:59,703 - I don't care. 982 01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:03,500 Looks great. 983 01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:04,800 - I lost the fucking tent. 984 01:07:06,281 --> 01:07:08,181 It's all we have is the sleeping bags. 985 01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,480 Well, we've been running a mile, huh? 986 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:12,313 - I don't care. 987 01:07:12,313 --> 01:07:14,053 Let's just lay down, lay in it. 988 01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:23,283 I ruined my brand new shoes. 989 01:07:26,530 --> 01:07:29,743 - You know, one of us is gonna have to stay awake. 990 01:07:32,830 --> 01:07:34,580 - It's so quiet in here, man. 991 01:07:34,580 --> 01:07:36,230 We'll wake up if we hear anybody. 992 01:07:37,860 --> 01:07:39,090 - I can't sleep in the silence. 993 01:07:39,090 --> 01:07:40,980 So, why not just maybe... 994 01:07:42,990 --> 01:07:43,823 - Good luck. 995 01:07:43,823 --> 01:07:45,210 You know what happened last time? 996 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:51,963 I love you, Robin. 997 01:07:53,910 --> 01:07:55,594 - I know you think you do. 998 01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:59,990 - Even through all this stupid shit, 999 01:07:59,990 --> 01:08:02,750 if we live through the night... 1000 01:08:05,370 --> 01:08:07,170 This has actually been a lot of fun. 1001 01:08:09,970 --> 01:08:12,390 It hasn't been fun, but you know what I'm trying to say. 1002 01:08:12,390 --> 01:08:14,790 I'm glad if I had to do this shit with you, 1003 01:08:14,790 --> 01:08:15,890 let's put it that way. 1004 01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:19,153 - Me too. 1005 01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,407 - All right. - Good night. 1006 01:08:25,325 --> 01:08:26,908 - Good night, baby. 1007 01:08:48,306 --> 01:08:49,223 Sweetheart. 1008 01:08:52,521 --> 01:08:54,104 What are you doing? 1009 01:09:03,517 --> 01:09:04,350 Oh my God. 1010 01:09:06,008 --> 01:09:07,425 You're beautiful. 1011 01:09:10,735 --> 01:09:11,902 So, beautiful. 1012 01:09:14,304 --> 01:09:15,887 What are you doing? 1013 01:09:26,763 --> 01:09:28,634 What's going on? 1014 01:09:28,634 --> 01:09:29,467 Come here. 1015 01:09:30,841 --> 01:09:33,258 Where are you going? Come on. 1016 01:09:38,229 --> 01:09:40,146 What's gotten into you? 1017 01:09:41,777 --> 01:09:44,083 Okay. Where are you going? Come here. 1018 01:09:45,410 --> 01:09:46,243 Let me touch it. 1019 01:09:48,030 --> 01:09:48,880 You look so good. 1020 01:09:49,990 --> 01:09:50,940 What are you doing? 1021 01:09:53,099 --> 01:09:54,349 What has gotten into you. 1022 01:09:55,790 --> 01:09:57,783 I like it, but it's weird. 1023 01:09:59,475 --> 01:10:00,308 All right. 1024 01:10:01,614 --> 01:10:02,447 You look good. 1025 01:10:06,030 --> 01:10:07,970 Where the fuck did you go? 1026 01:10:07,970 --> 01:10:08,803 Robin. 1027 01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:14,533 Robin. 1028 01:10:20,410 --> 01:10:21,553 Where'd you go, baby? 1029 01:10:23,767 --> 01:10:25,243 Did you find the way out? 1030 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:30,793 Robin. 1031 01:10:36,571 --> 01:10:37,654 Did you fall? 1032 01:10:39,848 --> 01:10:40,765 Sweetheart. 1033 01:10:46,662 --> 01:10:47,495 Baby. 1034 01:10:54,915 --> 01:10:56,415 Thank God! Lights. 1035 01:11:07,771 --> 01:11:08,604 Robin. 1036 01:11:18,962 --> 01:11:19,795 Robin. 1037 01:11:32,449 --> 01:11:33,282 Robin. 1038 01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:44,800 Robin, sweetheart. 1039 01:11:49,193 --> 01:11:52,526 How the hell am I gonna get out of this? 1040 01:11:54,137 --> 01:11:54,970 Robin. 1041 01:12:08,345 --> 01:12:09,178 - Vinnie. 1042 01:12:12,428 --> 01:12:13,261 Vinnie. 1043 01:12:18,627 --> 01:12:21,294 Oh, my God! Where's the lighter? 1044 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:28,833 Vinnie. 1045 01:12:35,581 --> 01:12:36,414 Vinnie. 1046 01:12:41,423 --> 01:12:43,323 Vinnie, this is not funny. 1047 01:12:47,014 --> 01:12:49,930 Vinnie. 1048 01:12:49,930 --> 01:12:50,763 Vinnie. 1049 01:12:54,350 --> 01:12:55,753 This is not funny. 1050 01:13:09,067 --> 01:13:09,900 Hello. 1051 01:13:51,121 --> 01:13:51,967 - Robin. 1052 01:13:57,652 --> 01:14:00,311 - I know that's not you. 1053 01:14:00,311 --> 01:14:03,978 - Robin. 1054 01:14:07,263 --> 01:14:09,430 Come to daddy. Stupid bitch. 1055 01:14:24,930 --> 01:14:26,180 - Fuck! Oh, no. 1056 01:14:50,733 --> 01:14:51,566 Vinnie. 1057 01:14:53,371 --> 01:14:54,288 I found it. 1058 01:14:56,203 --> 01:14:58,490 I Found the way out. 1059 01:14:58,490 --> 01:14:59,990 Oh my God. Vinnie. 1060 01:15:09,653 --> 01:15:11,990 Vinnie, wake up. 1061 01:15:11,990 --> 01:15:15,009 Vinnie, Vinnie. 1062 01:15:15,009 --> 01:15:17,009 Vinnie, wake up. Vinnie. 1063 01:15:19,940 --> 01:15:22,140 You son of a bitch, you took the flashlight. 1064 01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:26,360 Where have you been? 1065 01:15:32,063 --> 01:15:34,960 - I don't know. Help me up. 1066 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:39,094 What happened? 1067 01:15:39,094 --> 01:15:40,344 - I don't know. 1068 01:15:45,037 --> 01:15:46,530 Now we found the exit, 1069 01:15:46,530 --> 01:15:48,253 but how are we gonna get through it? 1070 01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:53,363 There's another exit. 1071 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:55,593 It's just around this way. 1072 01:16:20,113 --> 01:16:22,921 The town should be half a mile this way. 1073 01:16:22,921 --> 01:16:23,754 Come on. 1074 01:16:23,754 --> 01:16:25,837 - Okay. You lead the way. 1075 01:16:39,590 --> 01:16:41,876 You wouldn't have a tail on you, would you? 1076 01:16:41,876 --> 01:16:43,343 - No. 1077 01:16:43,343 --> 01:16:44,208 - You know we travel a lot. 1078 01:17:10,330 --> 01:17:11,620 - Oh my God, it's a road. 1079 01:17:11,620 --> 01:17:13,020 I think we're close to town. 1080 01:17:13,860 --> 01:17:15,760 - Good, because I'm about to pass out. 1081 01:17:25,100 --> 01:17:25,933 - Let's go. 1082 01:17:27,414 --> 01:17:28,957 - No baby. 1083 01:17:28,957 --> 01:17:30,093 This ends here. 1084 01:17:31,140 --> 01:17:31,973 No more running. 1085 01:17:33,467 --> 01:17:34,300 - You can't, Vinnie. 1086 01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:35,133 He's a giant. 1087 01:17:37,460 --> 01:17:39,673 - Baby, I'm Baltimore bad. 1088 01:17:43,670 --> 01:17:44,503 - I love you. 1089 01:17:46,530 --> 01:17:47,830 - I know you think you do. 1090 01:17:51,270 --> 01:17:52,490 - Kick his ass. 1091 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,742 Com on, Vinnie. 1092 01:19:45,742 --> 01:19:47,825 - This ends when you die. 1093 01:19:52,364 --> 01:19:53,432 Move Vinnie. 1094 01:20:02,210 --> 01:20:03,616 Get him, babe. 1095 01:20:33,555 --> 01:20:34,536 Get up, Vinnie. 1096 01:20:34,536 --> 01:20:35,369 Get up. 1097 01:21:17,846 --> 01:21:20,846 - You stay with me through the shit. 1098 01:21:38,274 --> 01:21:39,653 No! 1099 01:22:05,949 --> 01:22:08,366 - No! Please, don't kill him. 1100 01:23:23,522 --> 01:23:25,292 - I'm coming for you. 1101 01:23:27,950 --> 01:23:29,490 in the woods, messing with me and my girlfriend. 1102 01:23:29,490 --> 01:23:30,940 What's wrong with you people? 1103 01:23:32,100 --> 01:23:33,520 Come on! 1104 01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:35,667 I took out your giant, I'll take out you next. 1105 01:23:35,667 --> 01:23:36,500 - Vinnie! 1106 01:23:38,184 --> 01:23:39,101 No! Vinnie. 1107 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,630 Oh, my God! No! 1108 01:24:09,930 --> 01:24:11,013 Motherfucker. 1109 01:24:18,591 --> 01:24:20,091 You, motherfucker. 1110 01:24:29,445 --> 01:24:30,278 Vinnie! 1111 01:24:31,272 --> 01:24:32,105 Vinnie! 1112 01:24:46,717 --> 01:24:47,550 Vinnie! 1113 01:24:50,202 --> 01:24:51,035 No. 1114 01:24:53,249 --> 01:24:54,082 Vinnie! 1115 01:25:52,020 --> 01:25:54,833 - At least we stopped you. 1116 01:25:56,073 --> 01:25:57,433 You can't kill anyone else. 1117 01:26:00,208 --> 01:26:01,041 - What? 1118 01:26:02,963 --> 01:26:05,520 - You had his daughter's camera bag, 1119 01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:08,853 and we found the Polaroids. 1120 01:26:15,185 --> 01:26:17,673 - No, we didn't. 1121 01:27:02,271 --> 01:27:03,300 - Where the hell did you get that? 1122 01:27:03,300 --> 01:27:05,250 - I found it down the river earlier. 1123 01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:07,610 - Oh, I thought it was one of the Indian things. 1124 01:27:07,610 --> 01:27:08,483 - Such a dick. 1125 01:27:39,646 --> 01:27:41,813 - I told you we'd get out. 1126 01:32:05,730 --> 01:32:06,898 - I'm falling down! 1127 01:32:06,898 --> 01:32:07,731 Oh!