1
00:00:00,214 --> 00:00:02,047
Something's
wrong with your "frunk".

2
00:00:03,047 --> 00:00:04,047
It's all "frucked" up.

3
00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:09,673
I've instituted an operation
to safeguard our interests.

4
00:00:09,673 --> 00:00:11,589
Uh, Gavin Belson's office,
please.

5
00:00:11,589 --> 00:00:13,464
You wanted me
to unite the teams?

6
00:00:13,464 --> 00:00:15,089
They are united against me.

7
00:00:15,423 --> 00:00:18,589
If I'm not inspirational enough
for you, then there's the door.

8
00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:22,756
I will approve you

9
00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,589
as the soul beneficiary

10
00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:27,423
and the official executor
of Mr. Bachman's estate.

11
00:00:27,423 --> 00:00:28,965
This is my incubator now.

12
00:00:28,965 --> 00:00:30,923
You can't just kick us out,
Jian-Yang.

13
00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:38,074
AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday

14
00:00:43,256 --> 00:00:44,423
Wait a second.

15
00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:47,297
So, the guy who just
kicked me out of my house

16
00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,756
now owns 10%
of my company?

17
00:00:49,756 --> 00:00:51,965
Technically, he kicked you
out of his house.

18
00:00:51,965 --> 00:00:55,047
And he inherited all
of Mr. Bachman's assets

19
00:00:55,047 --> 00:00:58,047
including his 10% of Pied Piper.

20
00:00:58,047 --> 00:01:00,381
By faking his death.
Allegedly!

21
00:01:00,381 --> 00:01:01,798
Look, Richie.

22
00:01:01,798 --> 00:01:04,673
You didn't actually lose
anything here, okay?

23
00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:07,089
Bachman is the aggrieved party,

24
00:01:07,089 --> 00:01:08,923
and if he is actually still alive,

25
00:01:08,923 --> 00:01:11,381
he'll get his 10% back
when he shows up.

26
00:01:11,381 --> 00:01:13,548
In the meantime,
is it really any worse

27
00:01:13,548 --> 00:01:15,840
if it belongs to this Yang guy?

28
00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,297
No, I guess not.

29
00:01:17,297 --> 00:01:19,506
So what's your real beef
here then, huh, Richie?

30
00:01:19,506 --> 00:01:20,798
You got something against him?

31
00:01:20,798 --> 00:01:25,131
You don't have, like,
a bias against Asians, do you?

32
00:01:25,131 --> 00:01:27,589
Richard?
No, I don't.

33
00:01:27,589 --> 00:01:30,006
No, I just don't like being
kicked out of my house.

34
00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,715
By a...?

35
00:01:31,715 --> 00:01:33,214
N-Nothing. By no one!

36
00:01:33,214 --> 00:01:34,923
By any race!

37
00:01:34,923 --> 00:01:37,131
Yeah, I'm hearing
something different.

38
00:01:38,506 --> 00:01:39,840
You'd tell me if you harbored

39
00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,172
- nativist feelings, wouldn't you?
- Yes.

40
00:01:43,464 --> 00:01:44,840
Dana?

41
00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,006
Oh, hey.

42
00:01:47,047 --> 00:01:48,047
Hey!

43
00:01:48,047 --> 00:01:49,840
Dana, this is Richard Hendricks.

44
00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,965
He's the CEO of Pied Piper.

45
00:01:51,965 --> 00:01:53,047
And, Richard,

46
00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:55,673
this is Dana, CEO of Quiver.
Oh, yeah.

47
00:01:55,673 --> 00:01:58,506
Yeah, I hear you guys are giving
Akami a run for their money.

48
00:01:58,506 --> 00:02:00,506
Oh, yeah.

49
00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:03,923
Dana and I kept finding ourselves

50
00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:06,631
on the same bathroom
schedule back at Hooli.

51
00:02:06,631 --> 00:02:08,548
You know, men and their cycles.

52
00:02:12,756 --> 00:02:14,297
You know what?

53
00:02:14,297 --> 00:02:17,339
You guys should
get a meal together.

54
00:02:17,339 --> 00:02:19,423
Right? You're...
you're kindred spirits.

55
00:02:19,423 --> 00:02:21,256
You're both CEOs.
You have a lot in common.

56
00:02:21,256 --> 00:02:22,548
Sure, yeah. Maybe. Yep.

57
00:02:22,548 --> 00:02:24,715
Well, Richard, you're free
tomorrow night.

58
00:02:24,715 --> 00:02:26,172
But I'm not.

59
00:02:26,172 --> 00:02:28,381
I have a big party at my house.

60
00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:30,381
A lot of people
I don't know.

61
00:02:30,381 --> 00:02:31,756
So, see ya!

62
00:02:36,965 --> 00:02:38,089
What was that?

63
00:02:38,089 --> 00:02:40,506
I don't need you
to make friends for me.

64
00:02:40,506 --> 00:02:42,047
Oh, I just think
you could benefit

65
00:02:42,047 --> 00:02:43,548
from a friendship
with someone like Dana,

66
00:02:43,548 --> 00:02:44,965
who's so much like yourself.

67
00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:48,047
Like me?
You think that guy's like me?

68
00:02:50,798 --> 00:02:51,756
I just thought of something.

69
00:02:51,756 --> 00:02:53,339
Do you guys want
to come to my party?

70
00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,923
Dana, that's so gracious of you.

71
00:02:55,923 --> 00:02:58,089
That would be delightful.

72
00:02:58,089 --> 00:03:00,256
Okay, bye.

73
00:03:00,256 --> 00:03:01,423
Mm-kay.

74
00:03:03,548 --> 00:03:05,840
You don't see it?

75
00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,589
It's uncanny.

76
00:03:19,798 --> 00:03:21,423
Look at this.
This is what they're asking

77
00:03:21,423 --> 00:03:23,589
for a one-bedroom
apartment in Menlo Park.

78
00:03:24,715 --> 00:03:25,923
Oh.

79
00:03:25,923 --> 00:03:27,381
What?

80
00:03:27,381 --> 00:03:29,756
Well, I can comfortably afford

81
00:03:29,756 --> 00:03:31,756
my new one-bedroom apartment.

82
00:03:31,756 --> 00:03:35,339
You and I make
the same amount of money.

83
00:03:35,339 --> 00:03:38,131
I'm just wondering,
what is the difference?

84
00:03:38,131 --> 00:03:40,548
Could it be that
I didn't spend all my money

85
00:03:40,548 --> 00:03:42,965
on an absurdly
over-priced electric car?

86
00:03:42,965 --> 00:03:44,381
Gilfoyle!

87
00:03:44,381 --> 00:03:46,381
So kind of you to join us.

88
00:03:46,381 --> 00:03:48,297
You're welcome.

89
00:03:48,297 --> 00:03:50,339
Yeah! Uh, well,
it's, uh, 2:00 PM.

90
00:03:50,339 --> 00:03:52,589
So, fourth day in a row
you missed the stand-up meeting.

91
00:03:52,589 --> 00:03:53,965
Correct.

92
00:03:53,965 --> 00:03:55,631
Maybe you should
hold it later.

93
00:03:55,631 --> 00:03:57,798
Okay, 'cause
we literally moved it

94
00:03:57,798 --> 00:04:00,047
from 9:00 to 11:00
to accommodate you.

95
00:04:00,047 --> 00:04:03,589
So do you mind telling us
when you feel like you can make it in?

96
00:04:03,589 --> 00:04:05,589
Sure. Whenever you hold the meeting,

97
00:04:05,589 --> 00:04:08,339
I'll be in an hour after that.
Okay, well...

98
00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:12,339
What the fuck was that?

99
00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:16,589
Uh, that's the song
"You Suffer" by Napalm Death.

100
00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:19,297
Oh, yeah? That's... that's a whole song?
That's like a second.

101
00:04:19,297 --> 00:04:20,589
It's an alert.

102
00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:24,297
Whenever the price of Bitcoin
dips below a certain value,

103
00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,297
it's no longer
efficient to mine.

104
00:04:26,297 --> 00:04:28,256
When it comes back up,
it is.

105
00:04:28,256 --> 00:04:30,548
So, I need to know
when it breaks that threshold,

106
00:04:30,548 --> 00:04:32,506
so that I can remotely
toggle my rig at home.

107
00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:36,297
Okay. Any idea how often
that might happen?

108
00:04:36,297 --> 00:04:38,756
Bitcoin is very volatile.

109
00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,214
So...

110
00:04:40,214 --> 00:04:42,423
That's just so loud.

111
00:04:42,423 --> 00:04:45,339
A lot. Good. Alright, well...

112
00:04:45,339 --> 00:04:47,006
maybe turn it down
or something?

113
00:04:47,006 --> 00:04:49,131
Oh, fuck.

114
00:04:50,506 --> 00:04:53,339
What's up? You guys working
hard or hardly working?

115
00:04:53,339 --> 00:04:55,673
'Sup?

116
00:04:57,506 --> 00:05:00,339
Hey, buds.
How's it going?

117
00:05:01,548 --> 00:05:03,881
Man, these Bay Area rents, huh?

118
00:05:03,881 --> 00:05:05,339
High AF.

119
00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:07,840
How's a guy supposed
to live by himself,

120
00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,798
or lady, by herself?

121
00:05:09,798 --> 00:05:12,464
Especially on an everyman
coder's salary, you feel me?

122
00:05:12,464 --> 00:05:15,297
Are you offering us a cost of living raise?
Nope!

123
00:05:15,297 --> 00:05:17,464
Not at all. Even better.

124
00:05:17,464 --> 00:05:19,715
If one of you dudes
is strapped for cash,

125
00:05:19,715 --> 00:05:20,965
do you a solid.

126
00:05:20,965 --> 00:05:23,381
Move in, split the rent
"fiddy-fiddy."

127
00:05:23,381 --> 00:05:27,381
Or, 40/ "siddy" depending on
square footage of bedrooms.

128
00:05:27,381 --> 00:05:29,464
Come on! Think about it!

129
00:05:29,464 --> 00:05:30,464
Jazzy Jeff!

130
00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:31,589
Hold up!

131
00:05:32,881 --> 00:05:35,506
Hey, uh, you got space
in your crib?

132
00:05:35,506 --> 00:05:37,339
Um...

133
00:05:37,339 --> 00:05:39,047
Yes, I-I have a room.

134
00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,589
Hmm?

135
00:05:41,756 --> 00:05:43,798
Fuck. Yeah.

136
00:05:43,798 --> 00:05:44,965
Fuck yeah!

137
00:05:44,965 --> 00:05:46,965
There he is!

138
00:05:51,965 --> 00:05:53,506
Nice place.

139
00:05:53,506 --> 00:05:54,756
Yeah.

140
00:05:54,756 --> 00:05:56,965
That's what a billion-dollar
evaluation will get you.

141
00:05:56,965 --> 00:06:00,089
Hey, what a great topic of
conversation for you and Dana.

142
00:06:02,131 --> 00:06:04,756
Dana!
Oh, hey.

143
00:06:04,756 --> 00:06:07,548
You're just standing there.
Like a cool cowboy.

144
00:06:07,548 --> 00:06:08,798
Hey, yeah.

145
00:06:08,798 --> 00:06:10,798
I-I really like your place.

146
00:06:10,798 --> 00:06:12,923
Yeah, me too.

147
00:06:12,923 --> 00:06:15,464
Well, he liked it,
so he bought it.

148
00:06:15,464 --> 00:06:17,589
Right?
Just like you and that hoodie.

149
00:06:17,589 --> 00:06:19,923
So, Dana, interesting story.

150
00:06:19,923 --> 00:06:22,631
Uh, the reason Richard has
this bandage on his neck,

151
00:06:22,631 --> 00:06:24,548
and that he's got
one on his hand,

152
00:06:24,548 --> 00:06:27,214
is because he got so exhausted
during a code sprint,

153
00:06:27,214 --> 00:06:29,423
that he walked through
a plate-glass window.

154
00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:32,131
Now, I-I read on Pando
that you got injured also

155
00:06:32,131 --> 00:06:33,172
early on at your company?

156
00:06:33,172 --> 00:06:34,631
You should
tell Richard that story.

157
00:06:34,631 --> 00:06:38,089
Right? Interesting topic
between CEOs.

158
00:06:38,089 --> 00:06:39,798
If you want.
I mean, you don't have to.

159
00:06:39,798 --> 00:06:42,464
Alright, I'm gonna go mingle.

160
00:06:42,464 --> 00:06:44,297
Go get 'em.

161
00:06:45,965 --> 00:06:49,089
So, how did you hurt yourself?

162
00:06:50,047 --> 00:06:51,923
I tried to commit suicide.

163
00:06:56,256 --> 00:06:59,423
Cool. Not...
you know, interesting.

164
00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:06,256
Oh, wow! You cashed
another beer, you partier.

165
00:07:06,256 --> 00:07:08,339
I haven't cut loose in so long.

166
00:07:08,339 --> 00:07:11,006
I'll probably get
sloshed off of one beer,

167
00:07:11,006 --> 00:07:12,381
and start babbling.

168
00:07:13,548 --> 00:07:15,339
That's, um...

169
00:07:15,339 --> 00:07:17,798
Let's have a beer, right?
Let's celebrate!

170
00:07:17,798 --> 00:07:20,798
New job!
New roomies!

171
00:07:20,798 --> 00:07:22,589
New internet, right?

172
00:07:22,589 --> 00:07:25,339
I said I'd get sloshed
off of one beer, crazy man.

173
00:07:25,339 --> 00:07:27,339
Okay, um...

174
00:07:27,339 --> 00:07:28,840
I'm gonna go to bed.
Good night.

175
00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,172
No, no, no!
You know what? Hold on!

176
00:07:30,172 --> 00:07:32,297
I'll have...
I'll have one beer!

177
00:07:32,297 --> 00:07:34,715
I'm not saying
I don't like to party, Jeff.

178
00:07:36,131 --> 00:07:38,673
You like vodka?
Let's have a vodka.

179
00:07:38,673 --> 00:07:40,798
Yeah! Let's do vodka.

180
00:07:40,798 --> 00:07:42,172
Okay!

181
00:07:42,172 --> 00:07:43,715
Yeah.

182
00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,381
That's so much of it.

183
00:07:46,381 --> 00:07:48,423
That's a normal amount
right there.

184
00:07:48,423 --> 00:07:49,715
Is it?

185
00:07:49,715 --> 00:07:51,715
I like it.

186
00:07:51,715 --> 00:07:52,881
It's really cool.

187
00:07:52,881 --> 00:07:54,339
So, who painted it?

188
00:07:54,339 --> 00:07:56,047
A machine.

189
00:07:57,131 --> 00:07:58,715
It's actually
the first work of art

190
00:07:58,715 --> 00:08:00,506
made by AI to be sold
at Sotheby's.

191
00:08:00,506 --> 00:08:03,047
Sorry I'm late, Dana.
I got caught up.

192
00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:06,047
Hey! Hey, wait a minute, you're...
you're Richard Hendricks.

193
00:08:06,047 --> 00:08:07,715
Mm-hmm.

194
00:08:07,715 --> 00:08:09,006
Sorry, I'm, uh,
Ben Burkhardt.

195
00:08:09,006 --> 00:08:10,464
I'm... I'm Dana's COO.

196
00:08:10,464 --> 00:08:13,089
Dana told me he invited you.
I'm so psyched you came!

197
00:08:13,089 --> 00:08:15,047
Yeah. I got...
I have so many questions for you, man.

198
00:08:15,047 --> 00:08:17,089
Do you want to grab a drink
or do you want to stay here?

199
00:08:17,089 --> 00:08:18,840
There. Yeah.
Oh, great.

200
00:08:24,423 --> 00:08:27,464
I mean, even way back when
I was finishing my PhD at MIT,

201
00:08:27,464 --> 00:08:28,840
I would tell anyone
that would listen

202
00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,256
that a decentralized system
was the obvious eventuality.

203
00:08:31,256 --> 00:08:33,673
Yep. And now it's more
necessary than ever.

204
00:08:33,673 --> 00:08:35,965
I mean, the stuff Google and
Facebook are getting away with.

205
00:08:35,965 --> 00:08:37,214
It's insane. Totally.
Right?

206
00:08:37,214 --> 00:08:38,965
That's why I've always said
that the user's data

207
00:08:38,965 --> 00:08:40,423
should be in the hands
of consumers,

208
00:08:40,423 --> 00:08:41,548
not the corporations.

209
00:08:41,548 --> 00:08:43,506
100%, but see,
that can't happen,

210
00:08:43,506 --> 00:08:45,756
until someone iterates
a functional alternative.

211
00:08:45,756 --> 00:08:47,923
Which, I believe, Richard,

212
00:08:47,923 --> 00:08:49,006
I believe you're about to do.

213
00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:51,631
Well, I don't know.
Trying to, yeah.

214
00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:54,297
Have you solved, uh, co-locating
data with the compute test?

215
00:08:55,381 --> 00:08:56,756
How do you know about that?

216
00:08:56,756 --> 00:08:58,464
Do you code?
I used to, man.

217
00:08:58,464 --> 00:08:59,881
Uh, yeah, I loved it so much,

218
00:08:59,881 --> 00:09:02,965
but, you know, I got drawn
over to the business side.

219
00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:04,423
Richard!

220
00:09:04,423 --> 00:09:05,548
There you are!

221
00:09:05,548 --> 00:09:07,131
Hey. Jared Dunn.
Hi! Ben Burkhardt.

222
00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:09,506
Hey, Dana.
So, it's 9:00 AM in Dubai.

223
00:09:09,506 --> 00:09:11,506
I gotta make a call,
so, excuse me, guys.

224
00:09:11,506 --> 00:09:13,214
Oh.

225
00:09:13,214 --> 00:09:14,881
So, um, Dana was just telling me

226
00:09:14,881 --> 00:09:16,840
that he prefers a late lunch, too.

227
00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:18,172
Just like...

228
00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:20,756
Is that right?

229
00:09:20,756 --> 00:09:22,464
Kind of.

230
00:09:23,506 --> 00:09:24,840
Well, I see a colleague.

231
00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,840
I'll leave you guys
to... to chat.

232
00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,631
Cool. Mm...

233
00:09:35,256 --> 00:09:37,172
So, on the way out,
Dana told me

234
00:09:37,172 --> 00:09:38,798
that he really loved meeting you.

235
00:09:38,798 --> 00:09:39,923
He said it went great!

236
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,715
Did you not think so?

237
00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:45,881
Yeah, it's just...
he didn't really talk, though.

238
00:09:45,881 --> 00:09:47,965
Yeah.
That's one of his quirks.

239
00:09:47,965 --> 00:09:49,214
He's fun.

240
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,464
Hey, you know who I did
have a good conversation with?

241
00:09:51,464 --> 00:09:53,172
Who?
His COO.

242
00:09:53,172 --> 00:09:54,589
Who, Ben?

243
00:09:54,589 --> 00:09:56,631
Yeah, um, do you know him?

244
00:09:56,631 --> 00:09:58,297
Um, not well.

245
00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:01,256
I hear he's a very
competent executive.

246
00:10:01,256 --> 00:10:03,840
But apparently,
he left Oculus for Quiver

247
00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,506
in kind of an
unprofessional manner.

248
00:10:05,506 --> 00:10:08,840
Hmm, okay.
Well, he really loves Pied Piper.

249
00:10:09,715 --> 00:10:11,631
Jared, come on!
This is your condo.

250
00:10:11,631 --> 00:10:12,715
Sleep in your bed.

251
00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:14,840
Don't be silly. Hey!

252
00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,965
Uh, leave the lights on
as long as you want.

253
00:10:26,798 --> 00:10:29,131
Uh, hey, Jared?

254
00:10:29,131 --> 00:10:30,840
Yes?
Um...

255
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,631
Never mind.
Uh, see you tomorrow morning.

256
00:10:34,631 --> 00:10:37,214
Sweet dreams.
Right, if only.

257
00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:44,464
Did I tell you about
Gilfoyle's terrible song?

258
00:10:44,464 --> 00:10:47,381
Yes. Yes, you did.
And I heard it.

259
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,923
I'm... I'm gonna go clean
the rice cooker, Dinesh.

260
00:10:51,923 --> 00:10:53,798
You know what the worst part is?

261
00:10:53,798 --> 00:10:56,297
He's actually a decent coder.

262
00:10:56,297 --> 00:10:57,673
He almost never fucks up.

263
00:10:57,673 --> 00:11:00,172
Uh, wait, almost?

264
00:11:00,172 --> 00:11:02,798
One time,
he royally fucked up,

265
00:11:02,798 --> 00:11:05,214
but even then,
he ended up saving the day

266
00:11:05,214 --> 00:11:06,214
with all his fridges.

267
00:11:08,089 --> 00:11:09,381
Fridges?

268
00:11:09,381 --> 00:11:11,047
Seppen Smart Fridges!

269
00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,423
And you know what?

270
00:11:12,423 --> 00:11:13,840
It was totally illegal.

271
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,881
Really? Illegal?

272
00:11:15,881 --> 00:11:19,214
So, tell me about these fridges.
Jeff!

273
00:11:19,214 --> 00:11:21,339
I can't tell you that.

274
00:11:21,339 --> 00:11:22,589
It's a company secret.

275
00:11:22,589 --> 00:11:25,881
Okay, um, let me get you
some more vodka, Dinesh.

276
00:11:27,256 --> 00:11:29,881
Thank you guys for
seeing me on such short notice.

277
00:11:29,881 --> 00:11:32,089
Well, it's an honor
to have you, Gavin.

278
00:11:32,089 --> 00:11:35,256
Back there, we test our
compressor run capacitors.

279
00:11:35,256 --> 00:11:38,256
But here is what I'm sure
you'll be most interested in seeing.

280
00:11:38,256 --> 00:11:41,256
This is our smart fridge
development team.

281
00:11:41,256 --> 00:11:43,756
To be honest, we were a little nervous

282
00:11:43,756 --> 00:11:46,256
about wading into the
Internet-enabled market.

283
00:11:46,256 --> 00:11:47,756
Over the last 80 years,

284
00:11:47,756 --> 00:11:49,589
we've built a real trust
with our customers.

285
00:11:49,589 --> 00:11:51,089
Alright! Great tour!

286
00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:53,006
Oh, there's a lot more to see.

287
00:11:53,006 --> 00:11:55,131
Ugh. Why? Look.

288
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,923
I came here to offer you
a partnership

289
00:11:56,923 --> 00:11:58,339
to cut down your server bills.

290
00:11:58,339 --> 00:11:59,631
Oh!

291
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:02,131
Well, our server costs
were far higher

292
00:12:02,131 --> 00:12:03,673
than we anticipated.

293
00:12:03,673 --> 00:12:05,798
As we said,
we're not well versed in...

294
00:12:05,798 --> 00:12:07,965
The 20th century?
Yeah, you mentioned that.

295
00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:10,172
Do you want to save
a fortune or not?

296
00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:11,297
Well, yes.

297
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,297
In exchange, I need you
to do something for me

298
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:16,047
with regard to the people
who hacked your refrigerators.

299
00:12:16,047 --> 00:12:18,297
I'm going to destroy
their lives.

300
00:12:18,297 --> 00:12:21,172
- So, what?
- So...

301
00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:23,131
So, I turned to Bill Gates...
Yeah?

302
00:12:23,131 --> 00:12:24,464
Right, and I said...

303
00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:27,381
"I don't know, Bill.
Maybe you should Google it."

304
00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:29,464
You said that to Bill Gates?

305
00:12:29,464 --> 00:12:31,172
I did! I swear.

306
00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:34,131
Hey...

307
00:12:34,131 --> 00:12:36,756
can I ask you, um...

308
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,506
Did you tell Dana
that we were having lunch?

309
00:12:40,506 --> 00:12:43,089
Richard, I told you that
Bill Gates story for a reason.

310
00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:46,089
I, um, I practice something
called "radical candor."

311
00:12:46,089 --> 00:12:49,006
Which is no matter how
uncomfortable the truth is,

312
00:12:49,006 --> 00:12:50,089
I'm gonna tell it to you.

313
00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:52,631
And the honest truth is...

314
00:12:52,631 --> 00:12:55,006
I did not tell Dana
about this lunch.

315
00:12:56,381 --> 00:12:59,256
Things with Dana
have gotten stagnant.

316
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:01,631
But the other night...

317
00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:03,506
talking to you, Richard, I...

318
00:13:03,506 --> 00:13:05,464
I felt that spark again.

319
00:13:05,464 --> 00:13:07,798
What are you saying?
Okay, well.

320
00:13:07,798 --> 00:13:09,172
The first tenet
of rad-can, Richard,

321
00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:11,256
is to just... is to just
say what you think,

322
00:13:11,256 --> 00:13:13,131
and so I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna say what I think,

323
00:13:13,131 --> 00:13:14,840
and, Richard, I think
we should work together.

324
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,798
Oh. You mean, like...?

325
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,047
Like, I could be your COO.

326
00:13:22,381 --> 00:13:23,548
Um...

327
00:13:24,506 --> 00:13:25,881
I don't know.

328
00:13:27,423 --> 00:13:29,715
Maybe we shouldn't
be doing this.

329
00:13:29,715 --> 00:13:31,047
Whoa, whoa, Richard.

330
00:13:31,047 --> 00:13:32,715
We're just talking.

331
00:13:32,715 --> 00:13:34,464
You see any numbers
written down here?

332
00:13:34,464 --> 00:13:35,589
Do you see a Power Point?

333
00:13:35,589 --> 00:13:37,089
No, we don't even
have a laptop.

334
00:13:37,089 --> 00:13:39,506
Exactly! 'Cause we're not doing
anything wrong. Oh, shit!

335
00:13:40,548 --> 00:13:42,798
- Party of one.
- Shit.

336
00:13:42,798 --> 00:13:44,965
I looked at his calendar and
it said he had a meeting.

337
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,881
Okay, Richard, I'm gonna
continue being honest with you

338
00:13:46,881 --> 00:13:48,881
and tell you that I have to
leave now through the kitchen.

339
00:13:48,881 --> 00:13:50,923
Okay.
Okay, please don't tell anyone about this.

340
00:13:50,923 --> 00:13:52,589
Okay.

341
00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:57,881
What? Hey!

342
00:13:57,881 --> 00:14:00,256
Hey, Dana! What the heck?
Dana, right?

343
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,464
Oh, hi.

344
00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:03,756
I'm just... Are you
having lunch alone?

345
00:14:03,756 --> 00:14:05,464
I am!
I'm totally alone.

346
00:14:05,464 --> 00:14:07,589
Uh, in fact...

347
00:14:07,589 --> 00:14:08,965
do you want to, uh,

348
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:11,089
join me at my table for one?

349
00:14:11,089 --> 00:14:12,923
Oh, okay.

350
00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:14,214
Sure.

351
00:14:14,214 --> 00:14:15,464
Come on over.

352
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:22,548
One beef pot pie.
One beef pot pie, no carrots.

353
00:14:22,548 --> 00:14:23,965
Yep. Here.

354
00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:25,756
Put 'em here.

355
00:14:27,756 --> 00:14:31,589
I love beef pot pie.

356
00:14:31,589 --> 00:14:33,923
And only kind of
like carrots.

357
00:14:39,756 --> 00:14:42,631
Oh, fuck!

358
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,172
Gilfoyle, goddammit.

359
00:14:44,172 --> 00:14:46,881
Could you please stop that fucking noise?
I'm serious.

360
00:14:46,881 --> 00:14:49,423
How will I know when
to remote toggle my rig?

361
00:14:49,423 --> 00:14:51,548
Easy, you won't,
and neither will any of us,

362
00:14:51,548 --> 00:14:53,798
because you won't
remote toggle anything!

363
00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:55,881
No more remote toggling!
Got it?

364
00:14:55,881 --> 00:14:57,589
Just...
Hey.

365
00:14:57,589 --> 00:14:59,464
Hey! How was lunch,
you little minx?

366
00:14:59,464 --> 00:15:01,297
What?

367
00:15:01,297 --> 00:15:02,840
Yeah, you thought
I wouldn't find out.

368
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,381
I was, uh, texting with Dana.

369
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,965
Just checking in.
And he mentioned

370
00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:08,506
that you two met up.
Oh, yeah!

371
00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:10,756
Yeah! Just, just
briefly for... yeah.

372
00:15:10,756 --> 00:15:13,673
Yeah! I-I-I knew you two
would hit it off.

373
00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:16,339
You know, Dana did mention

374
00:15:16,339 --> 00:15:18,256
that he thought
you might be bulimic.

375
00:15:18,256 --> 00:15:19,965
Okay.

376
00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:22,214
Great, um...

377
00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:25,715
Jared, do you think
it's time we hire a COO?

378
00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:26,965
Oh!

379
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:29,047
Did Dana suggest
we hire someone like Ben?

380
00:15:29,047 --> 00:15:30,589
Yeah. Yeah, like Ben.

381
00:15:30,589 --> 00:15:32,214
You see, if you didn't
have lunch with Dana,

382
00:15:32,214 --> 00:15:33,673
this never would've come up.

383
00:15:33,673 --> 00:15:36,006
I'll put together a list.

384
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:37,006
Great.

385
00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:40,006
Um...

386
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,673
Richard, you should see this.

387
00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:46,673
What the fuck?

388
00:15:46,673 --> 00:15:50,172
Seppen is suing us
for $10 million in damages.

389
00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:52,047
The complaint
specifically cites,

390
00:15:52,047 --> 00:15:55,756
"sullying their smart fridges
with mime-simulated fellatio."

391
00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:58,297
"Our customers invite us
into their homes.

392
00:15:58,297 --> 00:15:59,923
"The kitchen is
the modern hearth.

393
00:15:59,923 --> 00:16:03,172
We cannot have that trust violated."
Is that a typo?

394
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,631
Do they mean "heart"?

395
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,548
How did Seppen find out it was us?

396
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,965
I don't know.

397
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,172
You tell us, Gilfoyle.

398
00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:11,006
You said you pulled
all our code and bleached it.

399
00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:12,089
Maybe you missed something.

400
00:16:12,089 --> 00:16:13,715
No.

401
00:16:13,715 --> 00:16:14,923
No way.

402
00:16:14,923 --> 00:16:17,214
They have no proof it was us.
Ignore them.

403
00:16:17,214 --> 00:16:19,548
Ignore them?
What the fuck kind of solution is that?

404
00:16:19,548 --> 00:16:22,297
No. "Hearth."
It's a word. Huh!

405
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:24,965
We don't need to solve anything.
They have nothing.

406
00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:27,047
Well, I'm pretty sure
they have something, Gilfoyle.

407
00:16:27,047 --> 00:16:29,923
So you fucked up somewhere!
I didn't fuck up.

408
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:32,256
Well, guys, I'm sure
there's something we can do here.

409
00:16:32,256 --> 00:16:33,840
Uh, just give me a second.

410
00:16:40,089 --> 00:16:42,214
Hey, sorry!
I-I can't talk right now.

411
00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:43,798
Can we meet up?

412
00:16:43,798 --> 00:16:45,881
Um, my place. Midnight.

413
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:48,089
Okay, I gotta go.

414
00:16:48,089 --> 00:16:49,256
Okay.

415
00:16:54,506 --> 00:16:55,881
Okay, so wait.

416
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,297
You're telling me
this Gilfoyle guy

417
00:16:58,297 --> 00:17:00,339
first hacked into the fridges
as a prank?

418
00:17:00,339 --> 00:17:02,047
Without your knowledge?

419
00:17:02,047 --> 00:17:03,965
Uh, yeah.

420
00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:05,589
Well, there you go, Richard!

421
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,798
If you didn't authorize it,

422
00:17:06,798 --> 00:17:08,089
then he's acting
as a rogue agent.

423
00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:10,589
You tell Seppen that
and Pied Piper's off scot-free.

424
00:17:10,589 --> 00:17:13,047
Yeah, but what would
happen to Gilfoyle?

425
00:17:13,047 --> 00:17:15,423
I don't know.
There'd be criminal and civil charges

426
00:17:15,423 --> 00:17:17,089
he'd have to deal
with on his own.

427
00:17:17,089 --> 00:17:18,506
Oh, Jesus!

428
00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:20,631
I don't know.
Sounds kinda brutal.

429
00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:22,756
In the end, being on
those fridges saved us.

430
00:17:22,756 --> 00:17:25,756
Richard, I-I told you
about radical candor, yeah?

431
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,297
Well, what I'm getting
from you now,

432
00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:31,381
is the opposite of that.

433
00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:34,297
It's actually something
we call "ruinous empathy."

434
00:17:34,297 --> 00:17:36,548
You want to destroy
your entire company

435
00:17:36,548 --> 00:17:39,047
just to keep one
bad actor happy?

436
00:17:39,047 --> 00:17:41,089
That's not fair
to you, Richard!

437
00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:44,506
Oh, come on.
Gilfoyle will never be happy.

438
00:17:44,506 --> 00:17:46,214
This is exactly the kinda thing

439
00:17:46,214 --> 00:17:48,589
I could help you with
if you hired me.

440
00:17:51,631 --> 00:17:53,339
Hey, any news?

441
00:17:54,715 --> 00:17:57,840
Oh, goddammit.
Why is that thing still fucking doing that?

442
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,673
I guess Gilfoyle forgot to turn it off.

443
00:17:59,673 --> 00:18:01,089
It's been doing that all morning.

444
00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:03,506
I don't have his password.

445
00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:07,047
Bitcoin is really volatile today.

446
00:18:07,047 --> 00:18:09,423
Yeah, okay.
Uh, where is he?

447
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,548
Well, it's 10:00 AM, so not here.

448
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:16,881
Okay, you know what?
Fuck Gilfoyle.

449
00:18:16,881 --> 00:18:18,172
Fuck him right to hell.

450
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:19,548
I've been saying that
for years.

451
00:18:19,548 --> 00:18:21,006
Where's Jared?

452
00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:27,673
Richard, are you serious?

453
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:28,923
Yes.

454
00:18:28,923 --> 00:18:31,673
Well, I concede that
laying it all at Gilfoyle's feet

455
00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:34,339
might get us out of
the Seppen lawsuit, but...

456
00:18:34,339 --> 00:18:37,548
I mean, you'd really throw
him to the wolves like that?

457
00:18:37,548 --> 00:18:39,548
That doesn't sound like you.

458
00:18:39,548 --> 00:18:40,965
Well, maybe I'm just becoming

459
00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:42,673
a little less ruinously empathetic.

460
00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:44,881
Have you been seeing a therapist?

461
00:18:44,881 --> 00:18:46,047
No.

462
00:18:47,297 --> 00:18:49,089
But...

463
00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:52,715
I have been seeing Ben.

464
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:53,881
Ben Burkhardt.

465
00:18:53,881 --> 00:18:56,047
Oh, Richard, no.

466
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,673
He's Dana's COO. You're...

467
00:18:57,673 --> 00:19:00,089
You're jeopardizing
your entire friendship with Dana.

468
00:19:00,089 --> 00:19:02,506
What friendship with Dana?

469
00:19:02,506 --> 00:19:04,006
Who could be friends with that guy?

470
00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:05,214
I got news for you, Jared.

471
00:19:05,214 --> 00:19:06,506
Dana sucks, man!

472
00:19:06,506 --> 00:19:07,673
Richard!

473
00:19:07,673 --> 00:19:08,881
I mean, he is a dog.

474
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,756
How did he even
found his own company?

475
00:19:10,756 --> 00:19:12,256
Is he even smart?

476
00:19:12,256 --> 00:19:13,548
Okay, that's unfair.

477
00:19:13,548 --> 00:19:15,715
Look, this is your company.

478
00:19:15,715 --> 00:19:17,756
And you can work with whomever you want.

479
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:20,047
But I need you to
think long and hard

480
00:19:20,047 --> 00:19:22,047
about what you're proposing
to do to Gilfoyle.

481
00:19:22,047 --> 00:19:24,548
We're talking about
criminal charges here.

482
00:19:24,548 --> 00:19:26,131
He could be deported.

483
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,965
There has to be
another option.

484
00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:29,965
Well, no offense, Jared,

485
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:32,131
but Ben says there isn't.

486
00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:34,381
Okay?
And he is a world-class COO

487
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:37,256
that has brought multiple
companies to a billion dollars.

488
00:19:37,256 --> 00:19:39,256
And you're just
a biz dev guy.

489
00:19:41,339 --> 00:19:44,131
I'm... I'm sorry. I...

490
00:19:44,131 --> 00:19:47,131
I just think that
in this particular situation,

491
00:19:47,131 --> 00:19:49,756
Ben might know
a little better.

492
00:19:51,464 --> 00:19:53,339
Okay.

493
00:19:53,339 --> 00:19:54,756
You're the boss.

494
00:19:57,798 --> 00:19:59,214
You know,
but I will say this.

495
00:19:59,214 --> 00:20:02,089
If you're really going
to start working with Ben,

496
00:20:02,089 --> 00:20:03,923
at least give Dana
the common courtesy

497
00:20:03,923 --> 00:20:06,131
of telling him the truth
about what you guys are doing.

498
00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:09,881
Because if you
don't tell him...

499
00:20:09,881 --> 00:20:11,214
you're the dog.

500
00:20:27,715 --> 00:20:29,381
Thanks for, uh,
having me over.

501
00:20:29,381 --> 00:20:32,798
Of course.
So, it's gonna be a bit weird at first.

502
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,756
Then it's gonna be okay.

503
00:20:34,756 --> 00:20:35,798
What?

504
00:20:52,631 --> 00:20:53,965
Hi, this is Jared Dunn.

505
00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:56,506
Um, sorry, I don't
recognize this number.

506
00:20:56,506 --> 00:21:00,381
Jared? Come here now.

507
00:21:00,381 --> 00:21:01,840
Jian-Yang?

508
00:21:03,006 --> 00:21:06,464
So... Ben told me everything.

509
00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:08,339
Oh!

510
00:21:08,339 --> 00:21:10,172
Uh...

511
00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:11,423
Well...

512
00:21:11,423 --> 00:21:13,131
Radical candor,
I guess, right?

513
00:21:13,131 --> 00:21:15,631
Yeah, he told me how
you kept texting him non-stop.

514
00:21:15,631 --> 00:21:18,673
And he kept refusing,
but you were relentless.

515
00:21:18,673 --> 00:21:20,631
What? Uh, no!

516
00:21:20,631 --> 00:21:22,881
Richard, it's...
it's immaterial.

517
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:24,673
The point is,
Dana knows everything now.

518
00:21:24,673 --> 00:21:27,297
However it came to that,
it's just words in the winds.

519
00:21:27,297 --> 00:21:28,840
"Words in the winds"?

520
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,047
Yeah.

521
00:21:30,047 --> 00:21:32,715
Well, Richard, looks like
you got what you wanted.

522
00:21:32,715 --> 00:21:34,589
You're both adults.

523
00:21:34,589 --> 00:21:36,339
You can work together
if you want.

524
00:21:36,339 --> 00:21:38,840
I just wish you'd demonstrated
the measure of spirit

525
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,589
to discuss this
with me to my face.

526
00:21:40,589 --> 00:21:42,339
But...

527
00:21:42,339 --> 00:21:45,756
guess there's no honor
among thieves, hmm?

528
00:21:45,756 --> 00:21:47,756
Well...

529
00:21:47,756 --> 00:21:49,047
good luck, gentlemen.

530
00:21:49,047 --> 00:21:50,381
You deserve each other.

531
00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:53,715
Dana.

532
00:21:58,047 --> 00:21:59,965
Wow.

533
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:02,548
You know, I've never
really seen him like that.

534
00:22:02,548 --> 00:22:04,423
He's so assertive.

535
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,631
Uh, articulate.

536
00:22:05,631 --> 00:22:07,673
Yeah, he's had a head cold
the last couple weeks.

537
00:22:07,673 --> 00:22:08,840
Been pretty low energy.

538
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,381
Really?

539
00:22:10,381 --> 00:22:11,923
Yep!

540
00:22:11,923 --> 00:22:14,256
Oh!
So, I guess...

541
00:22:14,256 --> 00:22:17,339
You and me, huh, Richard?

542
00:22:17,339 --> 00:22:18,464
Together, at last.

543
00:22:18,464 --> 00:22:20,047
Yeah.

544
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,756
Dana rides a motorcycle?

545
00:22:23,756 --> 00:22:24,965
Yep.

546
00:22:24,965 --> 00:22:26,756
Cool.

547
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,548
So, uh, what
exactly did you...

548
00:22:35,965 --> 00:22:38,631
The witch lost his mind.

549
00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:41,631
Gilfoyle, you smoke?

550
00:22:41,631 --> 00:22:44,423
I kept mulling
that Seppen shit.

551
00:22:44,423 --> 00:22:47,172
I didn't leave a bit
of my code on that fridge.

552
00:22:47,172 --> 00:22:49,673
No remnants, nothing,
so how do they know?

553
00:22:49,673 --> 00:22:51,798
Then I realized...

554
00:22:51,798 --> 00:22:54,131
they're listening to us.

555
00:22:54,131 --> 00:22:56,423
They've been listening to us
this whole fucking time.

556
00:22:56,423 --> 00:22:58,339
Right.
All these devices

557
00:22:58,339 --> 00:23:00,256
are listening to us!

558
00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:02,131
Okay, um...

559
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:05,006
Gilfoyle, I-I think
you need some rest.

560
00:23:05,006 --> 00:23:05,965
Not yet.

561
00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:08,297
I checked their firmware
and their logs.

562
00:23:08,297 --> 00:23:10,881
The fridge is set
to record constantly

563
00:23:10,881 --> 00:23:12,256
streaming everything
back to the cloud.

564
00:23:12,256 --> 00:23:14,172
They must have gone
through those audio logs,

565
00:23:14,172 --> 00:23:15,715
and listened
to our conversations.

566
00:23:15,715 --> 00:23:19,339
Wait, even if they
aren't listening to us,

567
00:23:19,339 --> 00:23:22,923
just the fact that
they could be is interesting.

568
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,798
Shit.

569
00:23:24,798 --> 00:23:26,464
They make smoke detectors.

570
00:23:26,464 --> 00:23:28,131
I think there's one
in the kitchen.

571
00:23:28,131 --> 00:23:29,756
Those fuckers are listening.

572
00:23:31,464 --> 00:23:32,840
Jian-Yang, are...
are you copying

573
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,715
all those companies for the
Chinese markets? Oh, no.

574
00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:38,840
Fuck you, Seppen.

575
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,089
Hey! Where have you been?

576
00:23:52,089 --> 00:23:54,256
Um, I stayed at Big Head's last night.

577
00:23:54,256 --> 00:23:56,798
Oh, God, I've been calling all night.
Yeah.

578
00:23:56,798 --> 00:23:58,923
I just didn't feel like
getting reprimanded.

579
00:23:58,923 --> 00:24:00,464
I-I thought maybe
you were locked

580
00:24:00,464 --> 00:24:02,256
in another Starbucks
bathroom overnight.

581
00:24:02,256 --> 00:24:04,381
One time, Jared. One time.

582
00:24:04,381 --> 00:24:07,172
Okay, you're just gonna have
to catch up on the fly, then.

583
00:24:07,172 --> 00:24:09,047
On the fly, what?

584
00:24:13,006 --> 00:24:14,214
Richard Hendricks,

585
00:24:14,214 --> 00:24:17,548
this is Tom and Viola from Seppen.
How do you do?

586
00:24:17,548 --> 00:24:19,381
Oh, hi.
Alright, uh,

587
00:24:19,381 --> 00:24:21,214
we won't take up any more of your time.

588
00:24:21,214 --> 00:24:24,506
Richard has called you
in today, because...

589
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,840
of this.

590
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,381
Um, this is Seppen's
Smart Fridge Terms of Service,

591
00:24:29,381 --> 00:24:30,881
where you specifically state

592
00:24:30,881 --> 00:24:33,715
that only refrigerator
command-related user data

593
00:24:33,715 --> 00:24:35,715
will be uploaded to your cloud's service.

594
00:24:35,715 --> 00:24:37,089
That's correct.

595
00:24:37,089 --> 00:24:40,464
We believe that the refrigerator
is the hearth of the modern...

596
00:24:40,464 --> 00:24:42,548
Stop talking.

597
00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:45,047
We know your refrigerators
are streaming

598
00:24:45,047 --> 00:24:46,798
all recorded audio
to the cloud.

599
00:24:46,798 --> 00:24:48,464
Every single conversation.

600
00:24:48,464 --> 00:24:52,548
Which is tantamount
to illegal wiretapping.

601
00:24:52,548 --> 00:24:55,548
You thought a mime
performing fellatio was bad?

602
00:24:55,548 --> 00:24:57,131
What happens when
your customers find out

603
00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:58,548
that every single thing
they've ever said

604
00:24:58,548 --> 00:25:01,715
in front of their "hearth"
has been recorded?

605
00:25:04,089 --> 00:25:05,297
Oh, shit.

606
00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:07,798
We never listen to any recordings.

607
00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:11,256
Look, we never wanted to get into
this tech stuff in the first place,

608
00:25:11,256 --> 00:25:13,297
but our marketing department insisted.

609
00:25:13,297 --> 00:25:15,131
Between us...

610
00:25:15,131 --> 00:25:18,589
Gavin Belson was the one
that pushed us to sue you.

611
00:25:18,589 --> 00:25:20,423
Is there something
we can do here?

612
00:25:21,881 --> 00:25:23,423
This is a deal memo

613
00:25:23,423 --> 00:25:26,881
stating that Pied Piper
will fix your security issue,

614
00:25:26,881 --> 00:25:28,089
and update your system

615
00:25:28,089 --> 00:25:30,089
to Pied Piper's stack
in the future

616
00:25:30,089 --> 00:25:31,756
which will lower
your server costs

617
00:25:31,756 --> 00:25:34,006
and improve the security
of your fridges.

618
00:25:34,006 --> 00:25:36,423
In exchange,
you drop the suit.

619
00:25:36,423 --> 00:25:38,047
Uh, Richard?

620
00:25:38,047 --> 00:25:40,256
Did I state that correctly?
Is that our offer?

621
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,673
Uh-huh. Yep.

622
00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:47,381
I'd also like to tell you
I have a Seppen bread machine,

623
00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:50,089
and I have never been
happier with an appliance.

624
00:25:50,089 --> 00:25:51,589
- Pleasure.
- Thank you so much.

625
00:25:53,339 --> 00:25:54,464
Hey.

626
00:25:54,464 --> 00:25:57,339
I'm so sorry if
I overstepped my bounds.

627
00:25:57,339 --> 00:25:59,131
It's just time
was of the essence.

628
00:25:59,131 --> 00:26:01,548
Are you kidding me?
Jared, you saved us.

629
00:26:01,548 --> 00:26:05,464
And you did it without
having to fuck Gilfoyle over.

630
00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:06,965
Thanks!
Yeah, um...

631
00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:09,965
We should talk about
what they said about Gavin.

632
00:26:09,965 --> 00:26:11,881
Hello, Pied Piper!

633
00:26:11,881 --> 00:26:13,923
Nice gender mix.

634
00:26:13,923 --> 00:26:15,965
Could use a little
more color.

635
00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:18,131
Baby steps, right?
Where do you want me?

636
00:26:18,131 --> 00:26:20,798
What are you doing here?
What are you talking about?

637
00:26:20,798 --> 00:26:22,923
Well, I-I said I'd call you.

638
00:26:22,923 --> 00:26:24,256
I didn't say I was hiring you.

639
00:26:24,256 --> 00:26:26,131
Richard...

640
00:26:26,131 --> 00:26:28,506
I-I left Dana for you.

641
00:26:28,506 --> 00:26:29,881
I know. Ha!

642
00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:31,881
I'm aware.

643
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,089
But...

644
00:26:33,089 --> 00:26:35,339
let me try a little
radical candor.

645
00:26:35,339 --> 00:26:38,881
Um, cheating on your CEO

646
00:26:38,881 --> 00:26:40,381
and then blaming it all on me

647
00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:43,297
is not really the kind of
behavior I like to reward.

648
00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:47,172
Nor is pushing me
to put my friend in jail.

649
00:26:48,172 --> 00:26:49,589
Okay.

650
00:26:49,589 --> 00:26:51,673
You want candor, Richard?

651
00:26:52,673 --> 00:26:55,339
You are objectively
making a huge mistake.

652
00:26:55,339 --> 00:26:57,840
I'm a world-class COO, okay?

653
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,131
And your heavy metal friend?

654
00:26:59,131 --> 00:27:01,006
I mean, he's obviously a dick.

655
00:27:01,006 --> 00:27:02,923
And you know...
you know what else, Richard?

656
00:27:02,923 --> 00:27:05,172
You're 20 to 30 pounds
underweight.

657
00:27:05,172 --> 00:27:06,506
It's gross.

658
00:27:08,381 --> 00:27:10,464
Who was that?
He seemed smart!

659
00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,214
Hey, Richard?

660
00:27:14,214 --> 00:27:17,715
I'm at least
45 pounds underweight.

661
00:27:17,715 --> 00:27:19,715
Okay, and don't
worry about him.

662
00:27:19,715 --> 00:27:21,881
We're gonna find you
a much better COO.

663
00:27:22,881 --> 00:27:24,381
I think we already have.

664
00:27:28,256 --> 00:27:29,715
You want the job?

665
00:27:31,548 --> 00:27:33,214
Jared, uh...

666
00:27:33,214 --> 00:27:34,840
Alright, okay.

667
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,381
I'm okay. I know, just take it...
Everyone can see you.

668
00:27:37,381 --> 00:27:39,339
Oh my God.
Yeah, let's have a seat.

669
00:27:39,339 --> 00:27:41,172
Just think about it.
I'm okay!

670
00:27:41,172 --> 00:27:42,881
Yeah, let's...

671
00:27:42,881 --> 00:27:46,297
Do you want some water?
Just breathe, just breathe.

672
00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:49,214
Seppen said that Gavin was
pushing them to sue us, right?

673
00:27:49,214 --> 00:27:52,006
Uh, yeah, but that
shouldn't be a surprise.

674
00:27:52,006 --> 00:27:53,881
But Seppen had no idea
that we broke in.

675
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,923
How the fuck did Gavin know?

676
00:27:55,923 --> 00:27:56,965
Right!

677
00:27:56,965 --> 00:28:00,464
What?
Are you suggesting that...

678
00:28:00,464 --> 00:28:03,631
someone in here is
leaking info to Gavin Belson?

679
00:28:03,631 --> 00:28:05,673
I am.

680
00:28:05,673 --> 00:28:07,631
We have a mole on our hands.

681
00:28:13,589 --> 00:28:15,423
What the fuck is going on
over there?

682
00:28:15,423 --> 00:28:17,089
Um, yeah, bad news.

683
00:28:17,089 --> 00:28:20,089
Seppen just left, and...
and it looks like they're gonna settle.

684
00:28:21,756 --> 00:28:23,589
Hey! Dude.

685
00:28:24,965 --> 00:28:26,965
We have a mole!

685
00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:33,826
Support us and become VIP member 
to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org