1 00:00:07,043 --> 00:00:10,643 Patrol B returning to base, following Grade 1 encounter. 2 00:00:11,202 --> 00:00:13,483 Two survivors, one injury. 3 00:00:14,163 --> 00:00:15,481 ETA, 20 minutes. 4 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:24,801 Have you done your teeth? 5 00:00:24,803 --> 00:00:25,722 Yes. 6 00:00:25,724 --> 00:00:28,202 Well, I need to smell your minty breath. 7 00:00:29,724 --> 00:00:31,442 Oh, you little liar. 8 00:00:31,443 --> 00:00:33,201 Teeth, now. 9 00:00:33,203 --> 00:00:35,402 How can you smell my breath over the comm? 10 00:00:36,482 --> 00:00:37,841 Dad skills, that's how. 11 00:00:37,843 --> 00:00:39,402 Wait a mo. 12 00:00:41,122 --> 00:00:42,283 How are we doing? 13 00:00:43,203 --> 00:00:44,481 Less than a mile from base camp. 14 00:00:44,482 --> 00:00:47,042 But we're right in the middle of a minefield. 15 00:00:47,042 --> 00:00:48,762 And there were no mines here yesterday. 16 00:00:48,762 --> 00:00:51,122 All right, then. They must have migrated again. 17 00:00:52,643 --> 00:00:54,042 Fog's bad too. 18 00:00:54,042 --> 00:00:55,201 It's just fog. 19 00:00:55,203 --> 00:00:58,121 Some of the men think the Kastarions are in the fog. 20 00:00:58,122 --> 00:01:00,283 Like they're made of fog. 21 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,121 That's why we never see them. 22 00:01:02,122 --> 00:01:04,442 Carson, the fog's been analysed, and it's just fog. 23 00:01:06,323 --> 00:01:07,721 Oh. 24 00:01:07,722 --> 00:01:09,042 Hey. I'm really close. 25 00:01:09,043 --> 00:01:11,643 Find Mundy and get her to put you to bed. 26 00:01:12,403 --> 00:01:13,522 And do your teeth. 27 00:01:13,522 --> 00:01:15,003 All right. Kiss kiss. 28 00:01:15,602 --> 00:01:16,722 Kiss kiss. 29 00:01:18,563 --> 00:01:20,442 Carson. 30 00:01:21,843 --> 00:01:23,442 Due north's our best bet. 31 00:01:25,442 --> 00:01:26,442 But... 32 00:01:27,563 --> 00:01:29,042 I think there might be an ambulance. 33 00:01:31,283 --> 00:01:32,362 I'll be fine. 34 00:01:33,923 --> 00:01:35,162 Come on. 35 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:37,962 I'm just asking you to switch patrols with me. 36 00:01:37,962 --> 00:01:39,722 It's not exactly loaves and fishes, is it? 37 00:01:39,722 --> 00:01:40,962 Uh, I'm not a bishop. 38 00:01:40,962 --> 00:01:42,762 - I'm not allowed. - You're a verger. 39 00:01:42,763 --> 00:01:46,483 I don't have the divinity. 40 00:01:48,722 --> 00:01:51,402 - Mundy. - Give us a minute, love. 41 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:52,682 Hey, Canto! 42 00:01:53,603 --> 00:01:55,361 Listen, seriously. 43 00:01:55,362 --> 00:01:58,522 As God is my witness, on my soul eternal... 44 00:02:00,923 --> 00:02:02,402 I'll let you see my tattoo. 45 00:02:02,403 --> 00:02:03,962 Your tattoo? 46 00:02:03,962 --> 00:02:05,162 It's not on general view, 47 00:02:05,162 --> 00:02:10,242 which makes it more exciting given the romantic tension between us. 48 00:02:11,443 --> 00:02:14,842 Look, I'm only doing this because I want you to stop annoying me. 49 00:02:14,842 --> 00:02:17,882 Great. Thank you. Thanks. Thanks a million. 50 00:02:17,883 --> 00:02:19,282 - What's up, Splice? - Oi! 51 00:02:19,283 --> 00:02:20,361 What? 52 00:02:20,362 --> 00:02:21,841 Tattoo? 53 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,521 Sorry. It's on Posh Graham. I finished it yesterday. 54 00:02:24,522 --> 00:02:26,002 You'll love it. 55 00:02:27,082 --> 00:02:29,722 You should be nice to Canto. He likes you. 56 00:02:29,723 --> 00:02:30,883 No, he doesn't. 57 00:02:31,802 --> 00:02:34,043 - I was just joking about that. - He's not joking. 58 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:36,921 Where's your dad? 59 00:02:41,324 --> 00:02:42,442 What's wrong? 60 00:02:42,442 --> 00:02:44,402 Ambulance. Dead ahead. 61 00:02:45,002 --> 00:02:46,602 Okay. 62 00:02:46,603 --> 00:02:49,883 Sir, respectfully, your eyes. 63 00:02:50,682 --> 00:02:53,843 - It might detect the injury. - Yeah. Well, it might help me then. 64 00:02:54,362 --> 00:02:56,882 Sir, the algorithm is haywire right now. 65 00:02:56,883 --> 00:02:58,241 You know what happened to Wilson. 66 00:02:58,242 --> 00:03:00,002 The algorithm's been upgraded. 67 00:03:00,643 --> 00:03:01,921 No. They ran out of money. 68 00:03:01,923 --> 00:03:04,081 Look, it doesn't matter. We have to keep moving. 69 00:03:04,082 --> 00:03:05,241 We don't have a choice. 70 00:03:09,643 --> 00:03:11,483 Okay, okay. Hold there. 71 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:19,562 I guess it could be dormant. It's a long way from the fighting. 72 00:03:19,562 --> 00:03:20,961 Well, they're combat activated. 73 00:03:20,962 --> 00:03:23,961 They power down when there's nothing going on, but their sensors stay active. 74 00:03:23,962 --> 00:03:25,841 You know, I'm not even sure it's... 75 00:03:28,483 --> 00:03:31,042 Carson! Carson, where are you? 76 00:03:31,043 --> 00:03:32,961 - It's... - Are you okay? 77 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:35,002 It's fine. It's fine. I'm okay. 78 00:03:35,002 --> 00:03:37,042 I'm not injured. Just stay where you are. 79 00:03:37,043 --> 00:03:38,122 I'll just... 80 00:03:42,883 --> 00:03:44,082 Carson! 81 00:03:46,203 --> 00:03:47,401 Carson! 82 00:03:51,242 --> 00:03:54,923 Combat detected. Combat detected. 83 00:03:55,483 --> 00:03:57,002 Combat detected. 84 00:03:57,562 --> 00:03:58,843 Combat detected. 85 00:03:59,562 --> 00:04:00,842 Combat detected. 86 00:04:01,883 --> 00:04:03,163 Patient acquired. 87 00:04:04,562 --> 00:04:05,842 Sharp scratch. 88 00:04:06,562 --> 00:04:08,882 You're doing very well. 89 00:04:08,883 --> 00:04:11,521 John Francis Vater. 90 00:04:11,522 --> 00:04:14,081 42 years. 91 00:04:14,082 --> 00:04:16,682 Vital signs in normal range. 92 00:04:16,682 --> 00:04:18,042 High. 93 00:04:18,043 --> 00:04:20,161 Good. 94 00:04:20,163 --> 00:04:22,362 Liver mildly inflamed. 95 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,841 Blind. 96 00:04:24,843 --> 00:04:27,122 I'm not blind. My vision is temporarily impaired. 97 00:04:27,122 --> 00:04:30,442 Eyesight recovery time estimated... 98 00:04:30,442 --> 00:04:32,442 ...four weeks. 99 00:04:32,442 --> 00:04:34,922 Unacceptable. 100 00:04:34,923 --> 00:04:36,882 Failed. 101 00:04:36,882 --> 00:04:39,081 Listen to me. I have a child at base camp. 102 00:04:39,082 --> 00:04:40,161 Check my records! 103 00:04:40,163 --> 00:04:44,242 My next of kin, Splice, she's my daughter, and I'm exclusively responsible for her. 104 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,122 Please! Check my records. 105 00:04:46,122 --> 00:04:48,161 Leave a message at the tone. 106 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,043 Kiss kiss. 107 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:56,762 Informed. 108 00:04:57,882 --> 00:05:02,521 The Villengard Corporation would like to extend its deepest condolences 109 00:05:02,523 --> 00:05:03,922 on your upcoming loss. 110 00:05:03,923 --> 00:05:06,283 Thoughts and prayers. 111 00:05:07,322 --> 00:05:08,682 Sharp scratch. 112 00:05:17,043 --> 00:05:18,242 Did you hear that? 113 00:05:18,242 --> 00:05:19,882 Give me a sec. 114 00:05:19,882 --> 00:05:21,281 Someone's in trouble. 115 00:05:21,283 --> 00:05:22,442 Stay there! 116 00:05:32,562 --> 00:05:33,882 Okay, coming. 117 00:05:35,643 --> 00:05:36,882 Doctor? 118 00:06:25,643 --> 00:06:26,643 Doctor! 119 00:06:30,882 --> 00:06:31,961 Doctor? 120 00:06:40,603 --> 00:06:41,682 Doctor. 121 00:06:47,043 --> 00:06:48,483 Doctor, is that you? 122 00:06:49,043 --> 00:06:50,603 Everything's fine. 123 00:06:51,483 --> 00:06:53,401 Who said it wasn't? 124 00:06:53,403 --> 00:06:55,043 Completely fine. 125 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,721 Come toward my voice. 126 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:01,762 And watch where you put your feet. 127 00:07:10,403 --> 00:07:11,481 Why are you singing? 128 00:07:11,483 --> 00:07:13,802 It's "The Skye Boat Song". 129 00:07:15,242 --> 00:07:16,521 Like it? 130 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,481 I didn't ask what you were singing. 131 00:07:24,483 --> 00:07:27,362 I asked why. 132 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,762 I'm getting my zen on. 133 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,442 My landmine zen. 134 00:07:34,043 --> 00:07:37,762 I need you to describe to me what I'm standing on. 135 00:07:37,762 --> 00:07:39,481 Fairly sure I know, 136 00:07:39,483 --> 00:07:42,841 but details are important, and I can't risk looking down. 137 00:07:42,843 --> 00:07:44,562 The sensors are on hair trigger. 138 00:07:44,562 --> 00:07:48,521 Why hasn't it set off already when you stepped on it? 139 00:07:48,523 --> 00:07:50,721 Impact activates the sensors. 140 00:07:50,723 --> 00:07:53,362 Now it's confirming if there's a live target on it. 141 00:07:53,362 --> 00:07:55,242 One wrong move, and boom... 142 00:07:56,682 --> 00:07:58,961 ...I go all food mixer. 143 00:08:03,163 --> 00:08:05,163 Mmm. Where are we? 144 00:08:05,923 --> 00:08:07,002 In the middle of a war. 145 00:08:07,002 --> 00:08:09,601 Oh, I was kind of hoping for a beach. 146 00:08:09,603 --> 00:08:11,201 Yeah, what do you think this is? 147 00:08:11,202 --> 00:08:12,481 It's not a beach. 148 00:08:12,483 --> 00:08:14,362 Ah, give it time. 149 00:08:14,362 --> 00:08:15,802 Everywhere is a beach eventually. 150 00:08:15,802 --> 00:08:18,122 Okay. I'm down. 151 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:20,122 I'm about ten feet directly behind you. 152 00:08:20,122 --> 00:08:21,601 Look at my right foot. 153 00:08:21,603 --> 00:08:23,042 Describe what I'm standing on. 154 00:08:23,043 --> 00:08:24,721 It's a sort of disc. 155 00:08:24,723 --> 00:08:27,122 A white disc. It's really thin. 156 00:08:27,122 --> 00:08:30,122 It's got lights around the edge, round the rim. Green lights. 157 00:08:33,043 --> 00:08:34,043 Okay. 158 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:38,923 Okay, very slowly, very carefully, move around me, 159 00:08:39,682 --> 00:08:41,601 and tell me if there's a gap in the light. 160 00:08:41,602 --> 00:08:43,082 It's not gone off yet. 161 00:08:43,722 --> 00:08:44,961 So I think there's a gap. 162 00:08:44,962 --> 00:08:46,482 Hoping for quite a big one. 163 00:08:48,202 --> 00:08:51,081 Why does a landmine have lights on it? 164 00:08:51,082 --> 00:08:53,522 Capitalism. 165 00:08:53,523 --> 00:08:55,241 Excuse me? 166 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,243 Flashy lights play well in a showroom. 167 00:08:58,003 --> 00:09:01,283 Modern warfare. Death by salesman. 168 00:09:01,962 --> 00:09:03,522 I found the gap. 169 00:09:03,523 --> 00:09:05,361 It's right under your foot, in front of ya. 170 00:09:05,363 --> 00:09:06,962 How big is it? 171 00:09:07,482 --> 00:09:09,043 Four fingers. 172 00:09:11,283 --> 00:09:12,283 Okay. 173 00:09:12,883 --> 00:09:16,121 Well, that's, um... that's better than two fingers, for instance. 174 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,042 Is there a V on it? 175 00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:19,123 Yeah. 176 00:09:20,082 --> 00:09:21,601 V for victory? 177 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:22,721 Villengard. 178 00:09:22,722 --> 00:09:27,042 V for Villengard. Biggest weapons manufacturer in recorded history. 179 00:09:27,043 --> 00:09:31,761 Supplied all sides in all conflicts for the past two centuries in the sector. 180 00:09:31,763 --> 00:09:34,763 Had to deactivate one of these once. At a lesbian gymkhana. 181 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,042 Underwater, for a bet. 182 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,042 Except it wasn't live, and I wasn't standing on it. 183 00:09:39,043 --> 00:09:40,121 And I lost that bet. 184 00:09:40,123 --> 00:09:42,442 Sorry. Wrong moment for this story. 185 00:09:42,442 --> 00:09:43,601 First things first. 186 00:09:43,602 --> 00:09:45,961 Someone was screaming. It came from directly up there. 187 00:09:45,962 --> 00:09:47,721 Can you check and see if anyone needs help? 188 00:09:47,722 --> 00:09:51,481 - You need help. - I'm not even screaming yet. 189 00:09:51,482 --> 00:09:52,562 Priorities. 190 00:09:53,962 --> 00:09:56,322 You'll need to go the long way round. 191 00:09:56,322 --> 00:09:58,402 And watch your step. 192 00:10:00,562 --> 00:10:04,402 While you're up there, see if you can see anything heavy. 193 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:07,042 A good-sized rock or something. 194 00:10:07,043 --> 00:10:09,841 I cannot keep standing on one leg. 195 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:13,442 But if I put my other foot down on the ground, it will shift my weight. 196 00:10:13,442 --> 00:10:14,761 I need to counterbalance. 197 00:10:14,763 --> 00:10:18,682 I need to increase the weight on the mine at the exact moment I decrease it. 198 00:10:19,682 --> 00:10:20,761 Well, it's gonna be tricky. 199 00:10:20,763 --> 00:10:22,923 It's gonna be a moment, yeah. 200 00:10:31,602 --> 00:10:32,883 Anyone there? 201 00:10:34,202 --> 00:10:35,841 Uh... ...no. 202 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:39,043 Nothing. Just a flashy light thing. 203 00:10:42,883 --> 00:10:44,162 Hang on. 204 00:10:44,163 --> 00:10:45,842 Found something? 205 00:10:47,243 --> 00:10:48,802 A weird thing. 206 00:10:48,802 --> 00:10:51,121 If it's a heavy weird thing, bring it. 207 00:10:53,523 --> 00:10:56,363 It's okay! It's okay! You're fine. Don't worry. 208 00:10:59,123 --> 00:11:01,042 Just vacuum drones, that's all. 209 00:11:01,043 --> 00:11:02,402 Hoovering up the smoke 210 00:11:02,403 --> 00:11:05,682 so that nobody can choke to death before they are safely shot. 211 00:11:05,682 --> 00:11:08,883 Oh. Okay, I suppose that's... 212 00:11:13,202 --> 00:11:14,243 What's wrong? 213 00:11:14,763 --> 00:11:16,363 Ruby, have you seen something? 214 00:11:21,243 --> 00:11:22,243 Oh. 215 00:11:23,802 --> 00:11:25,322 Oh, Ruby, I'm sorry. I forgot. 216 00:11:26,202 --> 00:11:28,523 Your first time on a new planet. 217 00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:30,883 It flips your stomach, doesn't it? 218 00:11:31,682 --> 00:11:32,802 A brand-new sky. 219 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:38,682 We're on Kastarion 3, going by the rings next door. 220 00:11:38,682 --> 00:11:40,522 Decent enough. Seven out of ten. 221 00:11:40,523 --> 00:11:43,322 Good trees. Great mountains. Rainbow crystal. 222 00:11:43,322 --> 00:11:46,322 Ah, wait until you see the dawn. 223 00:11:47,602 --> 00:11:49,282 Mind you, this place is basically empty. 224 00:11:49,283 --> 00:11:50,721 Who'd pick a fight round here? 225 00:11:50,722 --> 00:11:54,721 Okay, I've got a heavy thing. I think this is an urn or something. 226 00:11:54,722 --> 00:11:56,642 But it's kind of gross. 227 00:11:56,643 --> 00:11:58,003 - What is it? - Never mind. 228 00:12:00,082 --> 00:12:02,722 What do you mean, "never mind"? 229 00:12:05,043 --> 00:12:06,722 Tell me what you're not telling me. 230 00:12:08,363 --> 00:12:09,363 Okay. 231 00:12:12,643 --> 00:12:13,883 Okay, that isn't an urn. 232 00:12:15,523 --> 00:12:18,283 There isn't a body inside of that. 233 00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,643 That is a body. 234 00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:26,283 That is a dead body. 235 00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:31,241 Compressed somehow. Like it's been, I don't know, smelted. 236 00:12:31,243 --> 00:12:32,682 Seriously? 237 00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:34,361 I heard a scream. I guess it was that. 238 00:12:34,363 --> 00:12:37,121 He was being smelted? 239 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,642 It's a good word, smelted, isn't it? 240 00:12:38,643 --> 00:12:40,081 Not at the moment. 241 00:12:40,082 --> 00:12:42,162 I never used the word "smelted" before. It's never come up. 242 00:12:42,163 --> 00:12:43,802 New planet, new word, landmine. 243 00:12:43,802 --> 00:12:45,881 Ooh, I am having a day. 244 00:12:45,883 --> 00:12:47,802 Are you getting scared? 'Cause you're just babbling now. 245 00:12:47,802 --> 00:12:49,082 Toss it in your hand. 246 00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:54,163 That thing, toss it in your hand and catch it, please. 247 00:12:58,003 --> 00:13:00,121 - Okay, that's about the right weight. - About? 248 00:13:00,123 --> 00:13:03,562 Okay, it's exactly 6.732217 kilograms. 249 00:13:03,562 --> 00:13:04,922 I was trying not to show off. 250 00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:06,003 Throw it to me. 251 00:13:07,643 --> 00:13:09,601 - No. - Throw it to my right hand. 252 00:13:09,602 --> 00:13:11,042 I need to use it to counterbalance. 253 00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:14,361 I'm gonna catch it at the exact moment I put my left foot down on the ground. 254 00:13:14,363 --> 00:13:16,883 I understand, but it's too unstable. 255 00:13:18,363 --> 00:13:20,081 - Let me give it to you. - No. 256 00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:24,481 You'll have a much better chance if I just put it in your hand. 257 00:13:24,482 --> 00:13:27,442 If it goes wrong, you will be caught in the blast. 258 00:13:27,442 --> 00:13:29,442 Well, let's get it right then. 259 00:13:30,163 --> 00:13:32,562 Ruby, I forbid this. 260 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,841 Yeah, good luck with that. 261 00:13:33,842 --> 00:13:35,841 You don't understand. This is a smart-mine. 262 00:13:35,842 --> 00:13:38,881 It is monitoring anything, any significant change. 263 00:13:38,883 --> 00:13:41,682 I get too worried about you, and my blood pressure goes up, 264 00:13:41,682 --> 00:13:43,322 and I don't know how much leeway I have. 265 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,722 Best not to worry then. 266 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,682 So how are we gonna do this? Count of three? 267 00:13:52,682 --> 00:13:54,643 - Please listen to me. - No arguing, Doctor. 268 00:13:56,243 --> 00:13:57,243 Blood pressure. 269 00:14:02,003 --> 00:14:03,243 Ruby, if this doesn't work... 270 00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:07,162 - You are brave. - Mmm. 271 00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:09,282 And you are wonderful. 272 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,802 And I forgive you for being incredibly stupid. 273 00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:21,043 Good then. 274 00:14:22,802 --> 00:14:23,883 And if it does work, 275 00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:27,123 I'm gonna be very cross at you 276 00:14:27,883 --> 00:14:30,562 for a very, very long time. 277 00:14:31,883 --> 00:14:34,163 Not that long, babes. 278 00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:38,682 You're standing on a landmine. 279 00:14:46,283 --> 00:14:48,001 - Count of three? - Okay, no, wait. 280 00:14:48,003 --> 00:14:50,761 Um... I n-need something more rhythmic. 281 00:14:50,763 --> 00:14:54,162 Um, I need a beat, like... like a song. Sing the song. 282 00:14:54,163 --> 00:14:55,361 - The song? The song. - The song. 283 00:14:55,363 --> 00:14:57,961 "Over the sea to Skye." That's the last line. On the word "Skye"... 284 00:14:57,962 --> 00:14:59,721 I love that song. It's about Bonnie Prince Charlie. 285 00:14:59,722 --> 00:15:03,442 - I know, it's sweet. Let's go. - It's sweet, and it's sad. 286 00:15:03,442 --> 00:15:06,121 And it's about soldiers fighting. But it's sad, like a lullaby. 287 00:15:06,123 --> 00:15:07,201 And that's right, isn't it? 288 00:15:07,202 --> 00:15:09,322 Songs about soldiers should be sad, don't you think? 289 00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:11,243 Okay, Doctor. I'm ready. Stop babbling. 290 00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:13,602 Okay. 291 00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:17,682 Okay, Ruby, shall we dance? 292 00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:47,802 Okay, okay. 293 00:15:47,802 --> 00:15:49,121 Okay. 294 00:15:51,562 --> 00:15:53,081 Okay, okay. The lights are moving. 295 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,841 That's okay. That's all right. It's fine. 296 00:15:54,842 --> 00:15:57,682 It's the after-effect. It's my adrenaline. I just need to focus. 297 00:15:57,682 --> 00:15:59,402 - I just need to relax. - They're still moving. 298 00:15:59,403 --> 00:16:01,282 Maybe don't keep mentioning that. 299 00:16:02,363 --> 00:16:04,682 I went down to the beach and there she stood, 300 00:16:04,682 --> 00:16:06,042 dark and tall, at the edge of the wood. 301 00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:08,162 "The sky's too big. I'm scared," I cried. 302 00:16:08,163 --> 00:16:11,042 She replied, "Young man, don't you know there's more to life 303 00:16:11,043 --> 00:16:13,442 than the moon and the president's wife?" 304 00:16:22,123 --> 00:16:26,001 Okay. Okay. I think that's it. 305 00:16:27,602 --> 00:16:28,802 That was close. 306 00:16:28,802 --> 00:16:31,881 No margin for error. 307 00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:34,883 You know what's really great about no margin for error? 308 00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:37,601 No more errors. 309 00:16:37,602 --> 00:16:41,082 Thank you, "John Francis Vater". 310 00:16:42,163 --> 00:16:45,081 Hello. I'm John Francis Vater, deceased. 311 00:16:45,082 --> 00:16:46,961 Apologies for your loss. 312 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:49,322 Oh, voice-activated. 313 00:16:49,322 --> 00:16:50,601 These are my mortal remains. 314 00:16:50,602 --> 00:16:51,682 At your convenience, 315 00:16:51,682 --> 00:16:55,802 please return them to my parents, Agnes and Millicent Vater. 316 00:16:55,802 --> 00:16:57,961 Address will be supplied on request. 317 00:16:57,962 --> 00:17:00,042 Hey, John. Am I talking to an AI? 318 00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:04,281 I'm an approximate AI reconstruction of the deceased John Vater. 319 00:17:04,282 --> 00:17:06,561 Signature elements of my former personality 320 00:17:06,563 --> 00:17:08,961 have been incorporated into this interface. 321 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,041 Kiss kiss. 322 00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:12,362 What happened to you, John? 323 00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:16,722 I was humanely terminated on the discovery of the fatal condition, blindness. 324 00:17:17,323 --> 00:17:18,602 Blindness isn't fatal. 325 00:17:18,603 --> 00:17:21,282 You literally just said that to a dead blind guy. 326 00:17:22,482 --> 00:17:24,122 Who terminated you, John? 327 00:17:24,123 --> 00:17:27,961 I was spared further suffering by a Villengard Automated Ambulance Unit. 328 00:17:27,962 --> 00:17:32,322 My recovery was estimated as beyond acceptable parameters 329 00:17:32,323 --> 00:17:33,883 for a conflict as budgeted. 330 00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:37,801 - Sorry. Killed by an ambulance? - Life is cheap. 331 00:17:37,802 --> 00:17:39,682 Patients are expensive. 332 00:17:40,323 --> 00:17:42,682 - The Villengard algorithm. - The what? 333 00:17:42,682 --> 00:17:45,201 Villengard battle products are fitted with AI. 334 00:17:45,202 --> 00:17:47,001 The algorithm maintains a fighting force 335 00:17:47,002 --> 00:17:49,561 at just above the acceptable number of casualties. 336 00:17:49,563 --> 00:17:52,801 Keeps you fighting, keeps you dying, keeps you buying. 337 00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:56,363 Medical services optimise the casualty rate for continued conflict. 338 00:17:56,962 --> 00:18:00,642 War is business, and business is booming. 339 00:18:03,242 --> 00:18:04,321 Good to meet you, John. 340 00:18:04,323 --> 00:18:06,001 - Kiss kiss. - Daddy? 341 00:18:08,123 --> 00:18:10,883 Is my daddy there? I heard him. 342 00:18:14,323 --> 00:18:17,042 H-Hello. Hello, up there. 343 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:20,363 You okay? You need help? 344 00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:22,762 I'm looking for my daddy. 345 00:18:23,722 --> 00:18:26,363 How did you... 346 00:18:26,962 --> 00:18:29,922 - Why did you come here? - He sent me a message. 347 00:18:29,923 --> 00:18:32,041 I can read a geo-stamp. 348 00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:34,282 Where is he? Where's my daddy? I heard him. 349 00:18:35,163 --> 00:18:36,883 Shouldn't you be tucked up in bed? 350 00:18:37,722 --> 00:18:40,801 What's a little kid like you doing out in a nasty war like this? 351 00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:42,923 My dad got special permission to bring me. 352 00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:48,521 Oh, that's good, isn't it? 353 00:18:48,522 --> 00:18:50,042 'Cause my mummy got gathered up. 354 00:18:53,363 --> 00:18:56,041 She got what? G-Gathered? 355 00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:57,561 She got gathered up by God. 356 00:18:57,563 --> 00:18:59,521 He loved her so much that he gathered her up early 357 00:18:59,522 --> 00:19:01,603 so she can be in heaven with him like an angel. 358 00:19:03,923 --> 00:19:06,282 We'll see her again one day, Daddy explained. 359 00:19:08,002 --> 00:19:09,643 Where is Daddy? 360 00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:16,481 Uh, this is Ruby. 361 00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:18,482 And my name is the Doctor. 362 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,682 - The Doctor isn't a name. - Yeah. 363 00:19:20,682 --> 00:19:22,761 And I'm not even a doctor. 364 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,521 People don't usually bring that up. 365 00:19:24,522 --> 00:19:26,082 You're good already. 366 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,241 - I'm Splice. - Great name. I love it! 367 00:19:29,242 --> 00:19:31,522 - Just Splice or... - Splice Alison Vater. 368 00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:36,201 Splice Alison Vater, you have been identified 369 00:19:36,202 --> 00:19:38,842 - as the next of kin of John Francis Vater. - Daddy! 370 00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:41,481 I am an AI reconstruction of your deceased parent. 371 00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:43,402 - Apologies for your loss. - No. 372 00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:44,922 - Let's grieve together. Come to... - No. Wait! 373 00:19:44,923 --> 00:19:46,402 - Dad! - Wait! 374 00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:47,882 Daddy! 375 00:19:47,883 --> 00:19:49,842 Let go of me! Get off me! 376 00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:51,961 No, no! Please, Splice. 377 00:19:51,962 --> 00:19:53,922 - If I'm causing distress... - Ruby. 378 00:19:53,923 --> 00:19:56,281 - Please! No. - ...perhaps I should come back later. 379 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,842 Kiss kiss. 380 00:19:57,843 --> 00:19:58,843 Dad! 381 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,362 - Let go of me! - Ruby. 382 00:20:01,363 --> 00:20:03,281 Look at his foot! 383 00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:05,962 Look at what he's standing on. 384 00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:10,321 You see that? See what he's standing on? 385 00:20:13,002 --> 00:20:14,961 Okay? 386 00:20:14,962 --> 00:20:16,961 Doctor, you okay? 387 00:20:16,962 --> 00:20:19,603 It's just an adrenaline rush. Just gotta control it. 388 00:20:20,883 --> 00:20:23,281 It's going down. Down, let's move it down. 389 00:20:23,282 --> 00:20:25,362 Down, down, down, down, down. 390 00:20:25,363 --> 00:20:26,761 Slide it down. 391 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,923 Doctor. What's happening? 392 00:20:33,722 --> 00:20:36,282 Me. 393 00:20:38,163 --> 00:20:39,563 I'm happening. 394 00:20:42,722 --> 00:20:44,363 I'm the explosive. 395 00:20:49,522 --> 00:20:51,242 You are in my sights! 396 00:20:52,202 --> 00:20:54,842 - I can drop you where you stand. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 397 00:20:54,843 --> 00:20:56,242 Do you understand? 398 00:20:57,643 --> 00:20:59,522 Signal your understanding. 399 00:21:01,722 --> 00:21:03,521 - Signal your understanding! - I understand! 400 00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:06,402 Please! I understand. 401 00:21:06,403 --> 00:21:08,321 He's on a landmine. He's standing right on one. 402 00:21:08,323 --> 00:21:11,042 Ma'am, I'm fully apprised of what he's standing on. 403 00:21:12,722 --> 00:21:14,721 - Splice, you okay down there? - I'm here, Mundy. 404 00:21:14,722 --> 00:21:16,122 I'm trying to find Daddy. 405 00:21:16,123 --> 00:21:19,123 I saw him. He was a hologram. Where is he? 406 00:21:32,522 --> 00:21:35,563 Sir, my name is Mundy Flynn. 407 00:21:36,163 --> 00:21:38,403 I'm an ordained Anglican Marine. 408 00:21:39,163 --> 00:21:41,282 What are you doing out here? 409 00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:42,843 Are you 410 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,002 civilians? 411 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:47,322 - Anglican what? - Great name, Mundy Flynn. 412 00:21:47,323 --> 00:21:49,721 You should marry Ruby. Then you'll be Mundy Sunday. 413 00:21:49,722 --> 00:21:52,122 Go on, get married. I'd laugh every day. 414 00:21:52,123 --> 00:21:55,842 What's an Anglican Marine? Since when was the Church an army? 415 00:21:55,843 --> 00:21:58,162 Since most of your history. You've been living in a blip. 416 00:21:58,163 --> 00:22:00,403 Sir, the casket in your right hand. 417 00:22:01,962 --> 00:22:04,001 Are you aware those are the sacred remains 418 00:22:04,002 --> 00:22:05,842 of an ordained Anglican? 419 00:22:05,843 --> 00:22:07,603 Are you aware your face is ringing? 420 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,281 Did you like the tattoo? 421 00:22:13,282 --> 00:22:14,561 What? I geo-stamped you. 422 00:22:14,563 --> 00:22:16,682 I know where you are. Get back to the compound. 423 00:22:16,682 --> 00:22:19,481 - You're giving me orders now? - What? I'm not giving you orders. 424 00:22:19,482 --> 00:22:21,362 I'm worried. Fog drones have been out. 425 00:22:21,363 --> 00:22:23,082 The Kastarions could be planning an attack. 426 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:26,241 Shut up, you're worried. You don't even like me. 427 00:22:26,242 --> 00:22:27,923 Of course I... 428 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:33,123 Okay, this idiot little war. Who are you fighting? 429 00:22:33,923 --> 00:22:35,083 The Kastarions. 430 00:22:36,643 --> 00:22:38,643 Yeah? The Kastarions? 431 00:22:40,363 --> 00:22:43,083 Go on. Tell me about the Kastarions. 432 00:22:47,482 --> 00:22:49,082 - We've never seen them. - Excuse me? 433 00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:50,563 They're in the mud. 434 00:22:52,482 --> 00:22:54,362 Well, that's what we think. 435 00:22:54,363 --> 00:22:55,482 Some of us. 436 00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:59,162 - Or the fog. - What, sentient mud? 437 00:22:59,163 --> 00:23:01,122 - Sir, I do not have time for this. - Seriously? 438 00:23:01,123 --> 00:23:03,163 Do you know how ridiculous you sound? 439 00:23:04,722 --> 00:23:07,201 I've met sentient mud. Lovely girls. 440 00:23:07,202 --> 00:23:10,362 Grumpy, yeah, but you try laying around with your face full of mammals all day. 441 00:23:10,363 --> 00:23:12,362 Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you... 442 00:23:12,363 --> 00:23:14,323 ...to let go of that casket. 443 00:23:17,242 --> 00:23:18,362 - Just let it fall. - No! 444 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:20,442 If he drops the casket, it'll trigger the landmine. 445 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,682 - It'll kill him! - He's dead already. 446 00:23:22,682 --> 00:23:26,001 Sir, when you stepped on that mine, you triggered a countdown. 447 00:23:26,002 --> 00:23:28,561 It's now trying to assess whether it's acquired a viable target. 448 00:23:28,563 --> 00:23:32,123 If it can't within a specified time, it fails safe. 449 00:23:33,123 --> 00:23:34,241 It blows anyway. 450 00:23:44,042 --> 00:23:45,922 Drop the casket. 451 00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:47,722 Immolation. How does it work? 452 00:23:48,363 --> 00:23:50,162 There's no explosive in this landmine, right? 453 00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:54,281 Immolation triggers a quantum-level chain reaction in the subject's DNA. 454 00:23:54,282 --> 00:23:56,122 You are the explosive. 455 00:23:56,123 --> 00:23:57,322 I'm a Time Lord. 456 00:23:57,323 --> 00:23:59,721 Not a human, I'm a Time Lord... 457 00:23:59,722 --> 00:24:01,682 Doctor! 458 00:24:05,843 --> 00:24:08,122 I am a higher-dimension life form. 459 00:24:08,123 --> 00:24:10,923 I am a complex space-time event. 460 00:24:11,563 --> 00:24:13,321 I'm Anglican. 461 00:24:14,363 --> 00:24:16,363 No, no! Stop it! 462 00:24:21,482 --> 00:24:24,282 I'm a much bigger bang than you bargained for. 463 00:24:24,883 --> 00:24:26,481 I'm a lot more explosive than I look, 464 00:24:26,482 --> 00:24:27,603 and, honey, 465 00:24:28,643 --> 00:24:29,883 I know how I look. 466 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,362 Put a quantum chain reaction through me, 467 00:24:32,363 --> 00:24:35,402 and I will shatter this silly little battlefield of yours into dust. 468 00:24:36,923 --> 00:24:38,322 All of it. 469 00:24:38,323 --> 00:24:40,643 In a heartbeat, into dust. 470 00:24:42,802 --> 00:24:44,362 - That's not possible. - Everything is possible. 471 00:24:44,363 --> 00:24:48,522 Everything is possible. Everywhere is a beach eventually. 472 00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:51,242 Scan me. 473 00:24:53,522 --> 00:24:55,201 Scan me. See for yourself. 474 00:25:03,923 --> 00:25:06,962 You could blow up half of this planet. 475 00:25:08,123 --> 00:25:12,123 Combat detected. Combat detected. 476 00:25:12,722 --> 00:25:14,481 - Shoot it! - Combat detected. 477 00:25:14,482 --> 00:25:16,122 The algorithm won't let me! 478 00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:17,602 - What is that thing? - Combat detected. 479 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:20,882 - Is it a robot? Doctor, what is that? - It's an ambulance. 480 00:25:20,883 --> 00:25:22,201 - Combat detected. - It's a what? 481 00:25:22,202 --> 00:25:24,402 - How is that an ambulance? - Stop it. 482 00:25:24,403 --> 00:25:26,602 - Patient acquired. - Please, stop it. 483 00:25:26,603 --> 00:25:28,642 - Patient acquired. - You've got to stop that thing. 484 00:25:28,643 --> 00:25:31,842 Patient acquired. Hold still. 485 00:25:31,843 --> 00:25:34,201 - Daddy! - Hello, Daughter Splice, 486 00:25:34,202 --> 00:25:36,001 can I assist you with any persistent regrets? 487 00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:37,721 - Sharp scratch. - Daddy! 488 00:25:39,603 --> 00:25:43,163 Would you like to look at some old photographs to remember the good times? 489 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:47,162 Patient name. Patient name unknown. Unidentified. 490 00:25:47,163 --> 00:25:50,721 Vital signs. Vital signs. Vi-Vital signs. 491 00:25:50,722 --> 00:25:52,281 No, he's not human! 492 00:25:52,282 --> 00:25:54,201 Get it off me! 493 00:25:54,202 --> 00:25:55,561 Vi-Vital signs. 494 00:25:55,563 --> 00:25:57,001 Combat! 495 00:25:57,002 --> 00:25:58,761 "Combat is detected." That's what she said! 496 00:25:58,762 --> 00:26:00,642 - Give me the gun. - What are you doing? 497 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,241 Combat! Can't you hear that lovely combat? 498 00:26:03,242 --> 00:26:05,442 Combat, right this way! Combat! 499 00:26:05,442 --> 00:26:07,402 - Combat! Combat! - Stay right here, okay? 500 00:26:07,403 --> 00:26:09,323 Look! That's when we saw the antelope! 501 00:26:11,843 --> 00:26:14,602 Combat detected. Combat detected. 502 00:26:14,603 --> 00:26:16,882 Combat detected. 503 00:26:16,883 --> 00:26:18,363 Wait! 504 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:24,201 Shoot me. It needs to detect an injury, or it won't triage. 505 00:26:24,202 --> 00:26:25,163 - Shoot me. - No, I can't! 506 00:26:25,163 --> 00:26:26,561 It's fine. I put it on setting one. 507 00:26:26,563 --> 00:26:28,362 - Just do my arm or something. - I can't. 508 00:26:28,363 --> 00:26:30,321 You really have to. Come on! You can do it! 509 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:31,843 Shoot me a little bit. Just do my arm. 510 00:26:32,763 --> 00:26:35,083 - Left one, please. - Yeah, sorry. 511 00:26:55,403 --> 00:26:58,721 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Are you okay? 512 00:26:58,722 --> 00:27:00,362 Patient acquired. 513 00:27:00,363 --> 00:27:02,402 - Patient acquired. - Ruby. Ruby, can you hear me? 514 00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:05,163 - Doctor, what's happening? - Sharp scratch. 515 00:27:08,563 --> 00:27:10,362 She was gonna shoot you. I saw her. 516 00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:12,521 Patient identified. 517 00:27:12,522 --> 00:27:13,882 Ruby Sunday. 518 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:17,882 3082 years. 519 00:27:17,883 --> 00:27:19,202 Next of kin. 520 00:27:21,123 --> 00:27:22,282 Next of kin. 521 00:27:24,323 --> 00:27:27,402 Next of kin... Next of... Next of kin. 522 00:27:27,403 --> 00:27:30,281 - Next of kin. Next of kin. Next of kin. - Who... Who is my next of kin? 523 00:27:31,363 --> 00:27:37,242 Next of kin. Next of kin. Next of kin. Next of kin. Next of kin. 524 00:27:38,682 --> 00:27:41,802 Next of kin. Next of kin. 525 00:27:42,722 --> 00:27:45,241 - Next of kin. - That's not possible. 526 00:27:45,242 --> 00:27:47,722 - Next of kin. - It doesn't snow here. It never snows. 527 00:27:48,762 --> 00:27:51,761 No, it's Ruby. This has happened before. 528 00:27:51,762 --> 00:27:53,001 Next of... Next of kin. 529 00:27:53,002 --> 00:27:54,442 Just please tell me who it is. 530 00:27:54,442 --> 00:27:56,241 It's good, it's good. The snow is good. 531 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:58,281 While there's snow, there's ho... 532 00:28:03,522 --> 00:28:05,521 It stopped. How can it do that? 533 00:28:05,522 --> 00:28:06,602 How can it just stop? 534 00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:13,362 - Vital signs failing. - 432 seconds. 535 00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:17,961 Patient non-ordained. 536 00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:20,123 Treatment withheld. 537 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,642 She was gonna shoot you. I don't understand. 538 00:28:30,643 --> 00:28:33,842 It doesn't matter. Look at the readings. If that mine blows, it blows everything. 539 00:28:33,843 --> 00:28:35,442 I went down to the beach, there she stood, 540 00:28:35,442 --> 00:28:36,761 dark and tall, edge of the wood. 541 00:28:36,762 --> 00:28:38,001 "The sky's too big. I'm scared," I cried. 542 00:28:38,002 --> 00:28:40,642 She replied, "Young man, don't you know there's more to life 543 00:28:40,643 --> 00:28:43,083 - than the moon and the president's wife?" - Sir. 544 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,323 Sir, please. 545 00:28:47,242 --> 00:28:50,603 I've scanned the device. I've ran the numbers. You're right. 546 00:28:52,002 --> 00:28:54,481 You're gonna blow a really big hole in everything. 547 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:57,163 You could wipe out every Anglican here. 548 00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:01,403 Please, what do we do? 549 00:29:03,282 --> 00:29:04,282 Ruby. 550 00:29:05,403 --> 00:29:07,162 We're doing everything we can. 551 00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:09,123 I'm reconfiguring the ambulance protocols. 552 00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,442 It could revive her, 553 00:29:12,442 --> 00:29:14,603 but it's not programmed to assist non-believers. 554 00:29:16,603 --> 00:29:19,362 Sir, the mine is cycling down to the end of the countdown. 555 00:29:19,363 --> 00:29:22,001 We've got five minutes. Probably less. Please. 556 00:29:22,002 --> 00:29:23,522 What can we do? 557 00:29:27,002 --> 00:29:28,002 Surrender. 558 00:29:31,722 --> 00:29:33,563 - Excuse me? - Surrender. 559 00:29:34,762 --> 00:29:35,923 Lose. 560 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:37,962 Give in. 561 00:29:40,603 --> 00:29:42,362 Even if that were possible, which it isn't, 562 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:45,561 even if I had the divinity to authorise that, it wouldn't switch off the landmine. 563 00:29:45,563 --> 00:29:46,802 Yes, it would. 564 00:29:50,002 --> 00:29:51,002 Why? 565 00:29:52,282 --> 00:29:54,762 Because it's your landmine. 566 00:29:57,403 --> 00:30:00,041 Patient death imminent. Thoughts and prayers. 567 00:30:00,042 --> 00:30:01,561 No. No, no, no, no, no. 568 00:30:01,563 --> 00:30:04,403 Ruby, stop that. Hang on in there. I still need you. 569 00:30:05,482 --> 00:30:08,481 I can't think unless I'm talking, and I can only talk to you. 570 00:30:08,482 --> 00:30:11,242 Mundy thinks that she's fighting the Kastarions. What do you think? 571 00:30:11,923 --> 00:30:13,721 You figured it out yet? 572 00:30:13,722 --> 00:30:16,362 I don't think Mundy's figured it out. 573 00:30:16,363 --> 00:30:17,282 Figured what out? 574 00:30:17,284 --> 00:30:20,082 So this lot, Ruby, they came here, what, six months ago? 575 00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:23,281 They set up their defences and fired their warning shots into the air. 576 00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:25,362 "Watch out. We come in peace." 577 00:30:25,363 --> 00:30:26,363 Yeah? 578 00:30:27,163 --> 00:30:29,721 We advertised our presence. It's standard procedure. 579 00:30:32,242 --> 00:30:36,322 Do you hear that, Ruby? They advertised their presence. 580 00:30:36,323 --> 00:30:38,041 And do you know what that does? 581 00:30:38,042 --> 00:30:40,201 Ruby, that-that activates the Villengard algorithm. 582 00:30:40,202 --> 00:30:42,442 The acceptable casualty rate algorithm. 583 00:30:42,442 --> 00:30:44,923 Keeps you dying, keeps you buying. Huh? 584 00:30:45,682 --> 00:30:50,802 Do you get it? Huh, do you get it? Do you get... Do you get it? 585 00:30:53,883 --> 00:30:55,123 Do you get it? 586 00:30:57,403 --> 00:30:59,083 Do you get-get-get it? 587 00:31:01,002 --> 00:31:02,682 There's nobody else here. 588 00:31:04,803 --> 00:31:06,682 You declared war on an empty planet. 589 00:31:07,682 --> 00:31:10,362 There are no Kastarions in the mud. They're not in the fog. 590 00:31:10,363 --> 00:31:13,442 There are no Kastarions. 591 00:31:14,042 --> 00:31:15,481 Just the algorithm 592 00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:19,803 maintaining an acceptable casualty rate in the face of nothing at all. 593 00:31:20,442 --> 00:31:22,481 You are fighting your own hardware. 594 00:31:22,482 --> 00:31:26,442 And it is killing you at just the right amount to keep you buying more. 595 00:31:27,163 --> 00:31:30,402 I mean, most armies would notice that they were fighting smoke and shadows, 596 00:31:30,403 --> 00:31:31,961 but not this lot, Ruby. 597 00:31:31,962 --> 00:31:33,521 You know why? 'Cause they have faith. 598 00:31:33,522 --> 00:31:34,682 - Shut up! - Faith! 599 00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:39,242 The magic word that keeps you never having to think for yourself. 600 00:31:42,282 --> 00:31:44,001 Just surrender, Mundy. 601 00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:45,363 Just stop... 602 00:31:47,962 --> 00:31:49,202 and it's all over. 603 00:31:52,643 --> 00:31:53,682 Prove it. 604 00:31:56,202 --> 00:31:57,762 What, seriously? 605 00:31:58,682 --> 00:32:02,242 Now you need proof, faith girl? 606 00:32:04,242 --> 00:32:06,082 Only the bishop can declare a surrender, 607 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:07,961 and the bishop will need proof. 608 00:32:07,962 --> 00:32:12,682 - Oh. John Francis Vater, father and AI. - Yes, sir. 609 00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:15,402 I need you to download yourself into the Villengard battle computer 610 00:32:15,403 --> 00:32:17,281 and find proof that the planet is uninhabited 611 00:32:17,282 --> 00:32:19,122 and that the casualty rate is hardware driven. 612 00:32:19,123 --> 00:32:22,281 Send it to the scanner in Mundy Flynn's hand. 613 00:32:22,282 --> 00:32:25,442 Apologies. That is not possible. I am not connected to the network. 614 00:32:25,442 --> 00:32:28,561 No, but the ambulance is. And the ambulance is connected to me. 615 00:32:28,563 --> 00:32:29,961 And I am connected to you. 616 00:32:29,962 --> 00:32:31,241 Shut up and google. 617 00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:33,762 That is against my digital protocol, sir. 618 00:32:35,242 --> 00:32:36,281 Listen to me. 619 00:32:36,282 --> 00:32:39,442 However little is left of you, you are still a father. 620 00:32:41,802 --> 00:32:45,403 Dad to dad, you never let them down, right? 621 00:32:47,563 --> 00:32:49,082 Ever. 622 00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:50,682 To the end, right? 623 00:32:53,403 --> 00:32:57,122 Dad to dad, dust to dust. Am I right? 624 00:32:57,123 --> 00:33:00,123 Sir, he can't. He's just an AI simulant. 625 00:33:07,522 --> 00:33:09,563 I'll be back. Do your teeth. 626 00:33:17,843 --> 00:33:19,962 How much of the countdown left? 627 00:33:21,682 --> 00:33:23,363 Three minutes maybe. 628 00:33:25,163 --> 00:33:26,803 Thoughts and prayers. 629 00:33:31,962 --> 00:33:33,842 That will do that. 630 00:33:33,843 --> 00:33:36,082 - How's it going? - There are safeguards. Hush. 631 00:33:40,363 --> 00:33:41,363 I saw your tattoo. 632 00:33:43,123 --> 00:33:46,322 - What? - The... The one you did on Posh Graham. 633 00:33:46,323 --> 00:33:47,883 It was beautiful. 634 00:33:49,722 --> 00:33:52,762 - You checked out my tattoo on Posh Graham? - Of course. 635 00:33:53,682 --> 00:33:55,722 - Why? - I wanted to see it. 636 00:33:58,242 --> 00:33:59,482 But why? 637 00:34:01,603 --> 00:34:03,563 Why did you even come out here? 638 00:34:04,163 --> 00:34:05,722 Why were you looking for me? 639 00:34:07,682 --> 00:34:08,682 Canto. 640 00:34:10,762 --> 00:34:11,762 Do you like me? 641 00:34:11,764 --> 00:34:13,641 Of course, I like you. 642 00:34:13,643 --> 00:34:15,442 Everyone knows that I like you. 643 00:34:15,443 --> 00:34:17,882 Except Posh Graham, who now thinks I like him. 644 00:34:17,882 --> 00:34:19,842 It was on his upper thigh. You could've warned me. 645 00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:25,802 Hang on. 646 00:34:27,842 --> 00:34:29,043 Does that mean you like me? 647 00:34:33,722 --> 00:34:35,842 Defences. Defences. 648 00:34:35,842 --> 00:34:37,561 What is it? What is happening? 649 00:34:37,563 --> 00:34:40,922 Canto, talk to me. Are you all right? 650 00:34:41,722 --> 00:34:43,523 I'm fine. How are you? 651 00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:46,681 Where are you? I can't... Are you injured? 652 00:34:46,682 --> 00:34:49,001 - I'm fine. How are you? - I'm okay. 653 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:51,762 Just shock. 654 00:35:02,043 --> 00:35:03,362 Canto. 655 00:35:03,362 --> 00:35:06,722 Canto. 656 00:35:06,722 --> 00:35:09,121 You are identified as Mundy Flynn, 657 00:35:09,123 --> 00:35:10,722 my designated favourite person. 658 00:35:10,722 --> 00:35:13,963 Here's a personal message recorded just for you. 659 00:35:15,963 --> 00:35:17,682 If anything happens to me, 660 00:35:19,163 --> 00:35:20,643 I want you to know that 661 00:35:22,242 --> 00:35:23,282 I love you. 662 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:28,882 And honestly, it's okay that... 663 00:35:28,882 --> 00:35:30,163 ...you don't love me back. 664 00:35:43,163 --> 00:35:46,043 Sorry. Yeah. 665 00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:05,402 I'm sorry about your friend. 666 00:36:07,202 --> 00:36:09,242 It was my fault. 667 00:36:09,882 --> 00:36:11,563 I distracted him. 668 00:36:18,563 --> 00:36:20,282 It was nothing to do with you. 669 00:36:20,282 --> 00:36:21,641 It was the algorithm breach. 670 00:36:21,643 --> 00:36:24,601 The Villengard algorithm is protecting itself. 671 00:36:24,603 --> 00:36:26,802 The ambulance killed him. 672 00:36:26,802 --> 00:36:29,641 Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. 673 00:36:29,643 --> 00:36:32,121 Thoughts and prayers. 674 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:36,003 We sent Daddy in there, and it's fighting back. Look. 675 00:36:38,762 --> 00:36:40,601 Of course. Of course, there's security. 676 00:36:40,603 --> 00:36:42,882 There's a firewall. Why didn't I think of that? 677 00:36:42,882 --> 00:36:44,041 What's happening? 678 00:36:44,043 --> 00:36:46,322 The algorithm will do anything it can to protect itself. 679 00:36:46,322 --> 00:36:48,322 - Anything at all. - Antelope. 680 00:36:48,322 --> 00:36:49,922 - Ante... Antelope. - John. 681 00:36:49,922 --> 00:36:52,922 Antelope. I saw antelope. We saw antelope. 682 00:36:52,922 --> 00:36:56,961 We saw the antelope together. I-I remember! I remember, Daddy! 683 00:36:56,963 --> 00:36:59,922 Antelope. We saw antelope. Antelope. Sorry. 684 00:36:59,922 --> 00:37:02,961 Tell her to run, John! Tell your daughter to run now! 685 00:37:02,963 --> 00:37:04,961 - Dad to dad. - I'm safe with Daddy. 686 00:37:04,963 --> 00:37:09,442 Safe... Safe... Antelope... Safe... Can't... Can't... Ante... 687 00:37:09,443 --> 00:37:10,882 - A... - Dad... 688 00:37:10,882 --> 00:37:13,882 A-Any attempt to interfere with the Villengard algorithm 689 00:37:13,882 --> 00:37:16,242 will be met with severe fines. 690 00:37:16,242 --> 00:37:17,922 Where is John Francis Vater? 691 00:37:17,922 --> 00:37:24,802 The AI known as John Francis Vater has been identified as a hostile data virus 692 00:37:24,802 --> 00:37:26,681 and permanently deleted. 693 00:37:26,682 --> 00:37:28,563 Thoughts and prayers. 694 00:37:33,322 --> 00:37:34,322 Attention. 695 00:37:34,324 --> 00:37:37,961 This landmine will induce fail-safe immolation shortly. 696 00:37:37,963 --> 00:37:41,442 If you are not the selected target, please stand clear. 697 00:37:41,443 --> 00:37:43,922 - Run. Start running. - There's no point. 698 00:37:43,922 --> 00:37:46,922 - Final countdown commencing. - Both of you! Run! 699 00:37:46,922 --> 00:37:50,041 - Ten, nine... - We'd never get far enough. 700 00:37:50,043 --> 00:37:51,481 - ...eight... - Where's my daddy? 701 00:37:51,483 --> 00:37:53,202 - ...seven... - I'm not leaving without my daddy. 702 00:37:53,202 --> 00:37:55,121 - And I'm not leaving you, munchkin. - ...six... 703 00:37:55,123 --> 00:37:59,041 - I'm so sorry, then. This is it. - ...five, four... 704 00:37:59,043 --> 00:38:00,282 I'm so sorry, Ruby. 705 00:38:00,282 --> 00:38:02,242 - ...three... - I am so, so sorry. 706 00:38:02,242 --> 00:38:03,402 ...two, 707 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,282 one. 708 00:38:06,762 --> 00:38:10,121 Kiss kiss. 709 00:38:10,123 --> 00:38:14,242 Antelope... Dad to dad... Dust to dust... Dust... 710 00:38:14,242 --> 00:38:15,322 Kiss kiss. 711 00:38:15,922 --> 00:38:19,322 - Virus alert. Virus a... - Kiss kiss. 712 00:38:20,483 --> 00:38:24,041 Kiss kiss. Kiss kiss. Kiss kiss. 713 00:38:24,043 --> 00:38:26,681 Kiss kiss. Kiss kiss. Kiss kiss. 714 00:38:26,682 --> 00:38:32,001 Patient acquired. 715 00:38:32,003 --> 00:38:33,603 Sharp scratch. 716 00:38:36,282 --> 00:38:40,083 Revivification protocol initiated. 717 00:38:47,362 --> 00:38:49,601 Kiss kiss. 718 00:38:49,603 --> 00:38:51,762 Kiss kiss. 719 00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:54,561 - Kiss kiss. - How? 720 00:38:54,563 --> 00:38:58,402 Ruby, Ruby. 721 00:38:58,402 --> 00:39:01,481 You okay? Yeah? 722 00:39:01,483 --> 00:39:04,442 What's happening? 723 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:06,603 Your father, who art in heaven. 724 00:39:07,242 --> 00:39:09,081 A kind of heaven anyway. 725 00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:11,121 Antelope... Do your teeth... Antelope. 726 00:39:11,123 --> 00:39:13,561 The Villengard algorithm. 727 00:39:13,563 --> 00:39:17,681 The whole Villengard arms industry, all of it, 728 00:39:17,682 --> 00:39:21,961 just got beaten up by this little kid's dad! 729 00:39:21,963 --> 00:39:24,963 - Doctor. - Ah! Ruby! Ruby! 730 00:39:25,523 --> 00:39:28,481 Ah, why are you lying around missing all the good stuff? 731 00:39:28,483 --> 00:39:31,442 A war just got switched off and very possibly sent to bed without its supper. 732 00:39:31,443 --> 00:39:34,081 I don't... What happened? 733 00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,641 Well, it's, uh... It's kind of hard to sum up. 734 00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:39,242 I think if I had a diary, it would be a little bit too exciting for words. 735 00:39:39,242 --> 00:39:40,561 I think I could write it with drums. 736 00:39:40,563 --> 00:39:42,882 Can you write a diary in drums? I bet I could. 737 00:39:42,882 --> 00:39:46,922 Uh, wait... 738 00:39:50,043 --> 00:39:51,322 October the 5th! 739 00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:54,882 I sent this girl's dad into the software just for a look around. 740 00:39:54,882 --> 00:39:58,402 Just looking for proof, and he must have been very cross. 741 00:39:58,402 --> 00:40:00,882 Because now, the whole Villengard mainframe 742 00:40:00,882 --> 00:40:04,041 has been taken down by parent power. 743 00:40:08,882 --> 00:40:14,483 Basically, Villengard... Basically, just wait till Daddy gets home. 744 00:40:34,523 --> 00:40:36,481 Right, enough of that. Moving on. Come on, Ruby. 745 00:40:36,483 --> 00:40:38,842 No. Hang on. We've had, like, two minutes of the awesome. 746 00:40:38,842 --> 00:40:42,521 Yeah, two minutes. No lingering. Plenty more universe to see. 747 00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:45,083 And quite frankly, your lifespan sucks. 748 00:40:46,483 --> 00:40:47,842 All right. Come here, Splice. 749 00:40:50,682 --> 00:40:52,722 Splice, I'm so sorry about your dad. 750 00:40:53,722 --> 00:40:54,961 Why are you sorry? 751 00:40:54,963 --> 00:40:56,762 Because he's gone now. 752 00:40:57,643 --> 00:41:00,483 But I know that Mundy is gonna take really good care of you. 753 00:41:01,762 --> 00:41:04,043 Silly, he's not gone. 754 00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:07,282 He's just dead. 755 00:41:07,282 --> 00:41:08,483 He's not gone. 756 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:15,362 That is right. That is exactly right. 757 00:41:16,123 --> 00:41:17,802 You keep the faith, Splice. 758 00:41:19,682 --> 00:41:21,963 I thought you didn't like faith much, Doctor. 759 00:41:24,563 --> 00:41:29,043 Just because I don't like it, doesn't mean I don't need it, Mundy. 760 00:41:37,483 --> 00:41:38,601 Goodbye. 761 00:41:38,603 --> 00:41:40,081 Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. 762 00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:43,242 I will be popping in every now and then. 763 00:41:43,242 --> 00:41:45,802 Fish fingers and custard is my favourite. 764 00:41:45,802 --> 00:41:47,322 Okay, come on, Ruby. 765 00:41:47,322 --> 00:41:49,402 Yes, yes. Sorry we gotta rush off like this. 766 00:41:49,402 --> 00:41:53,083 But he probably needs changing. Bye! 767 00:41:58,362 --> 00:42:00,161 Do you think she'll be all right? 768 00:42:00,163 --> 00:42:01,561 Splice? 769 00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:05,362 I reckon future president of something. 770 00:42:07,362 --> 00:42:09,523 Till then, she's got Mundy and her dad. 771 00:42:11,842 --> 00:42:13,523 But her dad's dead. 772 00:42:14,402 --> 00:42:18,161 No, I know. I know he's not gone, and that's sweet and everything. 773 00:42:18,163 --> 00:42:22,202 It's just he is... He's really, actually, he's dead. 774 00:42:25,443 --> 00:42:27,202 We're all dead eventually. 775 00:42:27,202 --> 00:42:29,362 There's hardly any time that we're not dead. 776 00:42:29,362 --> 00:42:30,442 It's a good thing too. 777 00:42:30,443 --> 00:42:32,842 We gotta keep the pace up. Otherwise, nothing would get done. 778 00:42:37,963 --> 00:42:40,722 Dying defines us. 779 00:42:40,722 --> 00:42:42,762 Snow isn't snow until it falls. 780 00:42:43,922 --> 00:42:44,922 Snow. 781 00:42:46,043 --> 00:42:47,322 Yeah, snow. 782 00:42:48,322 --> 00:42:50,163 We all melt away in the end. 783 00:42:51,643 --> 00:42:53,043 But something stays. 784 00:42:57,802 --> 00:42:59,322 Maybe the best part. 785 00:43:03,322 --> 00:43:07,483 A sad, old man once told me, 786 00:43:08,402 --> 00:43:11,963 "What survives of us is love." 787 00:43:43,643 --> 00:43:46,922 - We are in Wales! Spectacular! - Who's she? 788 00:43:46,922 --> 00:43:48,161 Doctor. 789 00:43:48,163 --> 00:43:50,762 Where is the Doctor? Where is he? 790 00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:52,362 There's this woman following me. 791 00:43:52,362 --> 00:43:53,882 - Who is she? - I don't know! 792 00:43:53,882 --> 00:43:57,402 - Mad Jack is unbound. - What the hell have you done?