1 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:06,505 The park was such a blast. 2 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,632 But I had no idea he was so scared of puppies. 3 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,506 Oh, he usually loves them. 4 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,238 Oh, I wasn't talking about Sam. 5 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:16,077 That was not a puppy. It was a full-grown Dachshund, 6 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:18,482 and it came at me like a rabid missile! 7 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:21,146 I heard when you're being attacked by a tiny gay dog, 8 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,645 you're supposed to pull its sweater over its head and hockey-fight it. 9 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,022 Hmm. 10 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:29,085 Sam was so happy this morning, I decided I'm definitely moving here. 11 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:31,927 You know, it's only 37 minutes from work, and it just... 12 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:34,900 It makes it so much easier for me to see more of him, you know? 13 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:37,095 I think that's great, J.D. 14 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:38,729 J.D.: This feels right. 15 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,831 Still, sometimes when you make big decisions, 16 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:44,537 life starts going so fast that it seems like you're not even moving through it. 17 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:46,704 It just happens to you. 18 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:49,237 Like that, I found a new place, 19 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:51,806 furnished it, 20 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,986 and after work, I got in my car 21 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:01,289 and made the 37-minute drive to my new home. 22 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:06,755 Hey, baby, check out my new badge. Christopher Turk, Chief of Surgery. 23 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,268 I am so proud of you! 24 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:13,500 - No. - Yes. 25 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,633 Guys, check out the on-call room walk of shame. 26 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:19,873 What were you two doing in there? 27 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,107 - Nothing. I was taking a nap. - Nothing at all. 28 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:23,479 - I don't know what he was doing. - Just preparing for the day, really. 29 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:26,110 Derek, you can't do that before a full day of surgery. 30 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:29,883 Booty weakens the core muscles. You know, these get sore. 31 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,720 Think I'm pretty good. 32 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:34,686 Let's go get you some coffee. 33 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:38,929 Nice pull, Denise. 34 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,162 That kid is so fine, he's actually made 35 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:43,396 a couple of guest appearances up in here. 36 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,494 Me, too. 37 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:47,700 I've got this one scenario where he and I are walking down a dark alley 38 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,901 and J.D. Is a mugger who jumps out with a knife. 39 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:50,967 Derek used to be the mugger, 40 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:53,205 but then I thought that was a little racially insensitive. 41 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:56,113 Anyway, there's a scuffle. I wind up with the knife, 42 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:58,549 so at first I force them both to pleasure me, 43 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:01,986 but then it takes a left turn, and I go on a killing spree. 44 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:05,684 I know it's a little weird, but we all have our little tricks to help us climax, right? 45 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:08,387 Elliot Reid. Two years therapy-free. 46 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,952 I don't need it anymore. 47 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,691 I don't know why I keep jumping into bed with him. 48 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,165 My confidence is shot from screwing up that spinal tap last week, 49 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,328 and then yesterday, I misdiagnosed an ectopic pregnancy. 50 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:19,736 I don't know. Maybe I wanted to do something I knew I could do right, 51 00:02:19,772 --> 00:02:23,173 like banging a dude. I'm a giant ho-bag. 52 00:02:23,209 --> 00:02:27,669 No. No, you are not. So is Derek a good guy? 53 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,443 Derek? I thought it was Eric. 54 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,080 Hey, you coming up to the third floor today? 55 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:36,111 No. I'm not cleaning the third floor this month. 56 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,386 I'm sending a message. You steal a man's sandwich off his cart, 57 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:40,119 you stew in your own filth. 58 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,991 Sweetie, I took that sandwich. 59 00:02:42,028 --> 00:02:44,496 Well, I can't change my mind now. I'll look like a flip-flopper. 60 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:47,500 Listen, my sister Amy's son is having a tough time at school, 61 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:49,024 and since his dad is out of the picture, 62 00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:51,059 I thought maybe you could sit down and talk to him. 63 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:54,369 Amy, who gave us a doily for our wedding, 64 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:55,999 wants me to save her boy? 65 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:57,475 Please? 66 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:58,602 That seems fair. 67 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:00,770 - So, lan... - It's Ethan. 68 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:03,577 Whatever. Your mom says you're having a rough time in school. 69 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:06,016 Liam stole my backpack. I wanna hit him. 70 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:07,917 No, no, we don't hit. Never. 71 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:09,945 You hit somebody and the anger's gone, 72 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:11,354 and it's all over. 73 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:14,292 No, the goal should be to keep that anger inside you, 74 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:17,125 growing like an anger baby. 75 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,955 You got to get inside Liam's head, right? 76 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:21,967 You got to find out Liam's weaknesses. 77 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:26,267 Like, is he afraid of the dark? Does he have any food allergies? 78 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,741 How does he do if he's left out on open water? 79 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:32,040 Does he have a pet? Could that pet be convinced to betray him? 80 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:33,443 Would you be willing to get plastic surgery 81 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:34,503 to further your goals? 82 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:38,347 Would you change the location of your eyes to here? 83 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,414 That's the level of commitment I'm looking for. 84 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,445 Or maybe I'm just wasting my time. 85 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:44,979 Are you on drugs? 86 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:46,286 Are you? 87 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:49,824 J.D.: Now that I lived here, when Kim and I had to make a Sam exchange, 88 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:52,023 I just zipped over to St. Vincent's. 89 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:55,228 Hey, J.D., since you're coming around my hospital a lot more often now, 90 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,930 I was hoping maybe you could dress a little nicer, 91 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:01,407 and maybe say "smell you later" a little less often, 92 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:02,669 or just stop completely. 93 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,768 - Are you sure? It's hilarious. - It's not. 94 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:07,812 Hey, calm down, gramps! 95 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,077 And now you're screaming at my chief of medicine. 96 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:11,845 Sorry, Dr. Mantoots. 97 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:14,211 Don't laugh. 98 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,451 - His name is Mantoots? - Yes. Stop laughing. 99 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,626 Tell them. 100 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,653 J.D.: This was gonna be hard. 101 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:28,062 I got a job at St. Vincent's. 102 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:31,065 I'm leaving Sacred Heart at the end of the month. 103 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,095 What? How? 104 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:37,098 Well, I was apologizing to Kim's chief of medicine, Dr. Mantoots... 105 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:50,154 Mantoots. 106 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:52,419 Anyway, Mantoots and I ended up hitting it off 107 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:55,621 and he actually offered me their residency-director job. 108 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:57,789 It pays a little bit more money, 109 00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:02,199 and I'm really liking being closer to Sam, so I took it. 110 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,530 J.D.: As I scanned across their faces, 111 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:08,165 it felt amazing to see how everyone truly felt about me. 112 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:12,769 Why are you stretching? 113 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:16,179 Because, Barbie, I'm just so very happy 114 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:20,652 that I'm gonna try something I haven't done since high school. 115 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,177 Back flip! 116 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,882 - Oh. - Oh, oh. 117 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:27,654 - Did I stick it, you guys? - No. 118 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:28,752 - You're crazy. - Not really. 119 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,023 No, you did not. 120 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,553 It was worth it. 121 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:36,032 I can't do this all on my own 122 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,763 No, I know 123 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,635 I'm no Superman 124 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:44,672 I'm no Superman 125 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:48,606 So with the new job, 126 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:51,276 do you think you'll be able to keep the romance going? 127 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:52,841 I don't think it should be that hard. 128 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:54,352 I was talking to them. 129 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,322 Hilarious. 130 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,623 You mean to tell me you're interested in Newbie that way, too? 131 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,891 Seriously, are you two gonna be okay? 132 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:07,696 I mean, you lived together in college, in med school, out here. 133 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,793 I mean, you guys are inseparable. 134 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,133 It's not a big deal. 135 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:12,637 Sure, it's gonna suck not working together, 136 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:15,402 but we'll see each other all the time. We're only 37 minutes away. 137 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:17,671 Thirty-five if I don't stop at the blueberry stand. 138 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,473 Yeah, but if I'm with you, we're stopping for blueberries. 139 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:20,877 - Hell, yeah, we are. - Okay. 140 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:23,108 I'm just saying, the only time you two haven't been together 141 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:24,912 was our honeymoon. 142 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:27,279 What? 143 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,787 - It's time. - No. 144 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:29,981 Yes. 145 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:31,813 Fine. Honey, um, 146 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:35,427 J.D. And I were together during our honeymoon. 147 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:37,725 He flew in and stayed in the bungalow by the pool. 148 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:40,392 He forgot his favorite lotion. Am I supposed to let him get ashy? 149 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,094 We only hung out together when you were sleeping 150 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,727 or when I said I was going to get a massage. 151 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,738 Well, sometimes you were. 152 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:50,165 Smell you later. 153 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,300 That is hilarious! 154 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,472 I know. You know some people don't think so? 155 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:55,538 Hmm. 156 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,151 So how's Mrs. Gallin doing after her surgery? 157 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:03,781 Incision's clean, she's afebrile, and her vital signs are stable. 158 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:06,724 Time to put on my cheery patient face. Hi. 159 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:09,125 Hi. 160 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,289 Hi. There it is. 161 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:13,455 Hi. I'm Dr. Reid. 162 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,592 Hello. 163 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:18,931 I've never actually had a chance to work with you before. 164 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:20,404 Are you enjoying it here? 165 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,702 God, no. Are you? 166 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:25,040 Not ever. I like you. I like her. 167 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,409 Something's wrong here. 168 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:32,515 So anyway, I start at St. Vincent's at the end of the month. 169 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:34,884 What are you doing with Vincent? I wasn't listening. 170 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:37,389 - Never mind. - Vincent's my hairdresser. 171 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,652 Well, it's good to be near your son. 172 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:42,525 I still toy with the idea of moving up to Seattle 173 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:45,463 to be closer to Harrison's bordello. 174 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:49,434 Harrison has dropped all pretense. He's a man-whore now. 175 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,802 Oh, there's good money in that, especially if you do the naughty stuff. 176 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:55,330 - Give my love to Vincent. - Oh, I will. 177 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:58,109 - Hey, weirdo. - Yeah? 178 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,704 You must be excited that your little nemesis is going. 179 00:08:00,746 --> 00:08:03,738 No, I'm not. I finally have my life in order. 180 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,717 I've got my wife, I've got my Brain Trust, 181 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:07,412 and I finally tricked Johann in the gift shop 182 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:09,353 into accepting my new fake currency. 183 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:11,652 Then Dorian comes along and upsets the status quo. 184 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:14,819 I will bet you five bendels that other people follow suit. 185 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,954 Change begets change begets change. 186 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:19,590 - You just gave me a great idea. - Hit me. 187 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,066 From now on, any time someone's really boring me, 188 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:24,399 - I'm just gonna get up and leave. - I don't like it. 189 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,302 Well, Jordan, I think... 190 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:28,504 Well played. 191 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:33,676 I think she's bleeding internally. You two, stay with the patient. 192 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:36,648 Barbie and I are going to figure out what the hell happened. 193 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:40,743 Derek, I need you to do a head-to-toe CT scan on Mrs. Gallin, stat. 194 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:41,844 I'm on it. 195 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:45,722 Stat? You don't talk like that. Is that a new Chief of Surgery word? 196 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,919 - J.D., stop it. - Should I stop it, stat? 197 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,757 - Seriously. - Seriously, stat? 198 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:51,490 - J.D. - Everything is stat. 199 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,021 - Stat, stat, stat. Stat. - You done? 200 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:54,657 I'm done. Stat. 201 00:08:56,002 --> 00:09:00,166 Your young Denise gave Mrs. Gallin a full post-op dose of heparin. 202 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,107 That's why she's bleeding. Time to play "Crush the Intern." 203 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:04,666 Let's give Denise a break on this one. 204 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,201 She's having a bit of a self-confidence crisis. 205 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:10,113 Oh, will you do me a personal favor and cover my patients? 206 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:12,174 Because I'm gonna go bake her some cookies. 207 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,015 Just let me handle Denise, okay? 208 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:17,284 Think of all the time you'll have to go be a jackass to other people. 209 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,518 Fair enough, but she doesn't get to skate. 210 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,617 A mistake was made. 211 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:23,128 Someone has to go face the patient and take the blame. 212 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:24,322 Fine. 213 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,160 Okay, since we're both going the same way, 214 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,462 would you mind dropping back a few steps 215 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,696 so we don't have to walk together? 216 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:31,964 Glad to. 217 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:36,003 Thanks for having us over for dinner last night. 218 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:39,102 Oh, hey, next time you guys do a couples thing, I'll tag in. 219 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:40,442 Are you seeing someone, Todd? 220 00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:43,539 Actually, I'm getting pretty serious with the Hendersons. 221 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,949 Oh, good. They're nice. 222 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,616 Yeah, they are. 223 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:52,681 We should go, Gooch. 224 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:55,091 The men have their Brain Club meeting. 225 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:58,528 Brain Trust, hon. Trust. Told her 20 times. 226 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:00,990 Whatever. 227 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,566 Let's call this meeting to order. 228 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,935 Since I didn't like the way that Doug said "here" 229 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,303 during roll-call yesterday, 230 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,935 he has been replaced by Jimmy, the overly touchy orderly. 231 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:15,980 Can I make a motion that we have to keep our hands to ourselves? 232 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:19,473 All in favor of hands to yourself? All opposed? 233 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,450 And since we all know that these votes are largely ceremonial, 234 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:25,252 the motion passes. Jimmy, hands to yourself. 235 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:29,652 Okay, any announcements? 236 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:33,187 Uh, the Gooch and I are having a great time, 237 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:37,498 and I know it's quick, but we're moving in together. 238 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:39,231 The answer's no. 239 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:41,262 That wasn't really a question. 240 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,104 I feel like my hands are gonna explode. 241 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,167 Motion to help out a friend? 242 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:46,803 Oh. 243 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,973 No. Jimmy, use the table. 244 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,280 - It's firm. - It's a table. 245 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,218 You can't make a life decision like this, okay? 246 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,881 It hasn't even gone through subcommittee. 247 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:59,584 Look, Ted... Personal sidebar. 248 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:05,126 Look, Ted, Stephanie is great, 249 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:09,225 and I know the idea of change is very exciting for some people, 250 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:12,567 but just slow it down. No moving in together, okay? 251 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,436 - All right. - Okay. 252 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:18,875 Should we end the personal sidebar? 253 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:23,547 You know, sometimes you think, "I'm kind of a strange dude," 254 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:26,176 and then you come across something like this. 255 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:31,855 I think we should open her up and locate the bleeding. 256 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:32,915 Typical surgeon. 257 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,825 I think we should reverse the anti-coagulates and monitor her. 258 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,294 Well, as Chief, I think it's very... 259 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:40,298 Did you just start a sentence with "as Chief"? 260 00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:41,731 Dude, don't do that with me. 261 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:45,635 As Chief, I can start anything with "as Chief." Check it. 262 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:48,504 As Chief, I'm way more handsome than you. 263 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,769 Actually, that's not a perfect example, 264 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:53,404 because it was true before I was Chief, so as Chief, I'm sorry. 265 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,038 You know what? The decision does not need to be made 266 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:57,777 until tomorrow morning, so can we agree to talk about it then? 267 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,284 - Fine. - Okay. 268 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,287 Besides, didn't Carla say you could come see my new place? 269 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,913 Dude, you said this place was 37 minutes away. 270 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,288 We've been driving for an hour. 271 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,657 What do you want? There was traffic. 272 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:11,254 Hey, how do you think Farmer Hewitt 273 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,787 gets these blueberries to taste so sweet? 274 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,027 I don't know. He says he uses a special manure 275 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,160 that his son helps him make. 276 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,795 I didn't really wanna know more. 277 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:24,107 J.D.: They say ignorance is bliss. 278 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,134 The problem is, it's only a matter of time 279 00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:28,908 before the smile gets wiped off your face. 280 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:33,009 Sometimes because the wrong person is taking the blame. 281 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,543 Mrs. Gallin, it's my fault that this happened, 282 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,283 and I'm very sorry. 283 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,791 It's okay. 284 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:41,720 Okay. 285 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,554 Sometimes because your friend ignored you. 286 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,498 Oh, my God! I can't believe we're moving in together. 287 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,057 Believe it, Gooch. 288 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:54,506 Still, not even the three hours I spent last night vomiting blueberries 289 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,064 could take my smile away. 290 00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,772 Where's Mrs. Gallin? 291 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,177 In surgery. 292 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,909 What the hell? I thought we agreed to talk about it. 293 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:08,648 We did, but then I made the call. You know, as Chief. 294 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,761 When I walk by in a huff, you better look. 295 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,168 - I ain't looking! - You will look at my huff walk! 296 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,330 No! 297 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,169 I am happy, you are happy 298 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,573 Let us be happy together 299 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,440 Whether the weather is rainy or sunny 300 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:36,175 I said the other blonde stick had to take the blame for Mrs. Gallin. 301 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:39,776 No, you said someone had to. Someone did. 302 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,186 And Mrs. Gallin accepted my apology, so we are coolio. 303 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:46,190 I am smiling, you are smiling 304 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,557 Let us smile together 305 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,994 Whether the weather is cloudy or stormy 306 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,861 Oh, man, is that your betrayal stare? 307 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:53,990 I am happy, you are happy 308 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,193 Let it burn. 309 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,065 Let us be happy together 310 00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:58,262 Oh, it's burning. 311 00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,896 I'll be right by your side in the morning 312 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,339 I'll make you breakfast in the morning 313 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:04,342 I hope that you like cereal 314 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,074 You know, you're making this difficult. 315 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,415 Seriously? 316 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,440 It says I'm ready for anything. 317 00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:15,245 Look, I don't know if it's the pregnancy hormones or whatever, 318 00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:17,118 but I need you right now. 319 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,418 Need me for what? 320 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,924 Need you, need you. 321 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:24,391 Whoa, whoa, yeah, okay. Yeah, that'll work. 322 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,629 Lose the pants. 323 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,832 Done. 324 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,728 Occupied. 325 00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:35,672 No. This was the plan. 326 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,268 - You need to talk. - Oh, man! 327 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,834 Why did you tell me to take my pants off, then? 328 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,006 Sorry, I got caught up in it. 329 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,006 You got caught up in it, too, right? 330 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,382 Oh, you need me to say yes, don't you? I got so caught up in it. 331 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:50,047 - I know. I know you did. - Now talk. 332 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,194 - Man, put your pants back on. - I'm not ready yet. 333 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,926 - It happens to everybody. - Hey. 334 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,366 Did Dr. Reid get a chance to talk to you about Mrs. Gallin? 335 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,562 Yeah. She explained my mistake, 336 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,070 and she told me it was a pretty common one. 337 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,572 Did she also get a chance to tell you 338 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,733 that we're passing out the World's Worst Doctor Awards, 339 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,367 and that you're a finalist? 340 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,275 You don't have to be such a jerk about it. 341 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,041 Thanks. Your tiny surgeon brain 342 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,139 may now go back to its regularly scheduled programming. 343 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:18,774 Uh, duh. 344 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,749 He's not gonna stop until you go. 345 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:23,920 Ah. 346 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,281 Look, I know I messed up. 347 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:28,054 Dr. Reid just told me not to sweat it too much, 348 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,720 since I'm so hard on myself. 349 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:34,062 Seeing as you almost killed someone, if you do feel the urge to "sweat it," 350 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:37,398 you go ahead and jump on that. You damn sure earned it. 351 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,070 I just bought this yogurt, and for change, 352 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,905 they gave me this thing that said "three bendels" on it. 353 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,138 That's worth about 40 cents. 354 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,405 Hey, sweat stain, 355 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,245 how's it going with your girlfriend now that you guys are roomies? 356 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,751 We're having sex, like, all the time. 357 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,344 - Oh, God. - Why? 358 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:59,050 Why do people react like that when they picture me having sex? 359 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,820 You try it. 360 00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:02,349 Oh, God! 361 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,328 Not a pretty sight, is it? 362 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,061 Still, Ted made me think. 363 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,192 I mean, maybe J.D. And I should just go for it 364 00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,099 and move in together, you know? 365 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,036 And change begets more change. 366 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,562 I've been missing being a doctor so much, 367 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:17,268 I've been thinking about working locum tenens. 368 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,539 You know, temporary family practice stuff. 369 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:20,636 More change. 370 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,374 You're going back to work? 371 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:25,440 With a second baby, I don't think I can be a nurse full-time. 372 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,678 More change. 373 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:30,951 Do you think it would drive Perry crazy if I adopted a couple of Asian kids? 374 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,618 Okay, that's it. Nobody move. 375 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,956 Excuse me. 376 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:36,921 Okay, yes, she can move, 377 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,930 but that's 'cause she asked permission earlier. 378 00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,022 When? 379 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,430 It was before you all got here. 380 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,435 She... I said, "I might say, 'Nobody move,' 381 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,835 "and if so you better not move." And she said, "Yeah, but I gotta move. 382 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,031 "Just over there. I'm still listening." 383 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,437 And I said, "That's cool, 'cause we're good friends. 384 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,941 "I'll see you later." She said, "Yeah, definitely. 385 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,840 - "Let's do something fun." - What do you want? 386 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:54,675 I want you to stop changing your lives, okay? 387 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:56,908 We've been conditioned to think that change is good and exciting. 388 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,576 Well, what if it's not? What if it's actually bad 389 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:01,279 and very, very dangerous in a way that I don't... 390 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,618 Hey, nobody move! Nobody... 391 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,085 Yeah, you can move. No one cares about you. 392 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,424 Honey, how would you feel about my sister and her son 393 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,452 living with us for a while? 394 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:12,896 Outstanding. 395 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,598 - Why are we fighting? - I don't know. 396 00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:21,105 I can't believe you're leaving. 397 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,266 I know. 398 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,899 I'm the new Chief of Surgery, you know? 399 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,705 And you're Dr. Cox's number-two guy. 400 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:28,212 I thought, eventually, we'd be running this place together. 401 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,215 J.D.: How cool would that be? 402 00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:37,353 I love how you two have kept everything in the hospital the same. 403 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,823 You know, except for the free pudding. 404 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,728 Sorry, baby, but the free pudding's for us. 405 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:49,760 Turk, you made a mess. Let him out! 406 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,475 Janitor eat? 407 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:04,175 Janitor clean. Janitor only clean. 408 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,215 - Eat? - No. 409 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,744 - Clean? - No! 410 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,618 - Pretty awesome. - Yeah. 411 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,820 - What is your problem? - I'm glad you asked, 412 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,797 because it seems like no matter where I go in this dump, 413 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,426 this unbelievably annoying doctor, Elliot somebody, 414 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,835 keeps coming up to me and talking to me... Oh. 415 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,901 Why would you torch Denise? You know her confidence is shot. 416 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,568 Plus, the other day, you even said you liked her, 417 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,474 and I know that you're just kidding around, 418 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,173 but you never said you liked me, even as a joke. 419 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,511 - I like you. - Really? 420 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:37,708 - No. - Nicely done. 421 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,239 Thank you. 422 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,946 You know what I don't get? You've always protected the interns. 423 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:44,012 I mean, you've always been their teacher first. 424 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,183 And why in God's name should I waste my time and energy 425 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,523 whipping some intern into shape when I know damn sure that 426 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,027 as soon as he gets the first opportunity, 427 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,030 he's just gonna blow right out of this dump? 428 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,396 Oh. "He." Oh, okay. Now I get it. 429 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,263 Why don't you just tell him that you're sad that he's leaving, 430 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,133 like a normal human being? 431 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,433 What are you talking about? 432 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,939 Come on, Perry. 433 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,874 We both know who you're really mad at. 434 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:08,403 So I'll work somewhere else. We'll still hang. 435 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,815 J.D., that's not a 37-minute drive. 436 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:15,149 It's an hour-and-15-minute drive, round trip, 437 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:20,557 and I got a wife, I got a kid, I got a kid on the way, I got a new job. 438 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:22,219 I'm in the same boat. 439 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,592 It's a good boat to be in, though, right? 440 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,790 Yeah. 441 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,856 So we'll see each other when we can. 442 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,860 How about tonight? We'll act sulky so the girls think we need to talk more. 443 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,167 I'm in. 444 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:38,036 I'm gonna miss your skinny white butt. 445 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,607 I'm gonna miss your perfect brown one. 446 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,273 You wanna pull your pants up first? 447 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,978 I'm still not ready. 448 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:52,454 This is my winter song to you 449 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:53,583 Guys, you know the rules. 450 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,991 If you're gonna hook up in here, put a sock on the door. 451 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,053 Come on. I know a secret place. 452 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:04,064 J.D.: Remember when you were a kid and your family moved, 453 00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:07,697 and how you always wanted someone to blame for all those big changes? 454 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,673 You're still working here for a few more weeks, right? 455 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,834 Yep. 456 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,707 I'm gonna make them special! 457 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,944 J.D.: Luckily, most of us find the courage 458 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,142 to tell friends that we'll miss them. 459 00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:20,014 Good night, Dr. Cox. 460 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,646 I still believe in summer days 461 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,019 J.D.: Or not. 462 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,957 The seasons always change 463 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:30,252 Hello? 464 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:33,696 Still, what I remember most is that leaving parts of my life behind 465 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,962 always ended up hurting more than I thought. 466 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:38,401 No, Turk, don't sweat it, man. 467 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,735 If Izzy's alone, you can't leave her. 468 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:44,367 I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Yeah. 469 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:48,937 We'll just hang out another time. All right, man. Bye. 470 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,607 He can't make it? 471 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:53,811 No. 472 00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:56,544 Is love alive? 473 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,486 Is love alive? 474 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,882 Is love alive? 475 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:06,129 I am happy, you are happy 476 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,462 Let us be happy together 477 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,730 Whether the weather is rainy or sunny 478 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,101 I will always be your funny honey bunny 479 00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:15,368 I am lucky, you are lucky 480 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,602 Let us get lucky together 481 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,804 Whether the weather is cloudy or breezy 482 00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:21,039 Ukulele makes me horny. 483 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:22,410 I'll be there to say 484 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,505 Hey, come on, let's take it easy 485 00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:25,880 And isn't it nice to say I love you?