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Operation: ANTARCTICA
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sync, correction by f1nc0
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(Siren wailing)
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Oh, Brick?
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Yes, Cecil?
Oof!
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(Splashing)
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SKIPPER: Well, well.
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Looks like our old two-bit
thieves have hit the high seas.
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Kowalski, what's the catch
of the day?
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Over 12 tons of--
(Gasping)
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Patagonian toothfish!
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(Babbling)
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I don't understand either one
of those words.
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These felonious chumps have
been pirate-fishing in Antarctic waters.
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Also over my head.
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That's the penguin's
motherland- boys, those
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deepwater deadbeats just stole
from my mama!
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Mama?!
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All right, you shanty-singing
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salt dogs, you want to play pirates?
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Who am I to arrr-gue?
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Oh, that I got.
Arrr!
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(Engine puttering)
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Hmm?
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SKIPPER: Arrr!
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Isn't that--
Oof!
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(Explosion)
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She's so bad-bad.
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Ahoy!
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I'm going to kick you in the
face, boy.
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Well...
You!
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Blech--
En garde!
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Oh, that's a bad move, bird.
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I was captain of the fencing
team at-- Ow!
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(Growling)
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(Panting)
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Huh?
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♪ Oh I am a pirate king ♪
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♪ It is, it is a glorious thing
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to be a pirate king
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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(Swords clinking)
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Oof!
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(With restraint:) Arr.
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Thank you, loading area!
Good night!
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VOICE: Hey, is somebody out
there?
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Hello?
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Please... I'm about to get
fish-sticked!
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Where are you?
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Up here, inside the tank!
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Aah!
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What happened?
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Some jerk snagged me in one
of their stupid fishing nets.
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You're all the way from
Antarctica, then?
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Are we really having a
conversation right now?
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Oh, sorry- hang on.
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Hang onto what?
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Everything is either slice-y or
smash-y or fish!
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Just give me your hand.
Trust me.
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(Roaring)
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(Screaming)
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Why didn't you tell me there was
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a leopard seal in here with you?
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Ow!
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I am the leopard seal, dummy.
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Predator, deceiver,
carnivorous charlatan!
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(Screaming)
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You--
You saved me.
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Yeah, and I kind of expected
some rescue payback.
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There you are.
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Come on- Johnny Law just spotted
our pirate roundup.
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Go on... I'll catch up.
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Nipping the old processed
fish sticks, eh?
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All right, just don't ruin
your supper.
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We're having fish.
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Well, yes, of course.
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Hey!
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(Screaming)
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(Anchor clanking)
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Ugh.
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Oh.
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Yes!
You rock, little penguin.
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Please don't eat me.
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Are you kidding me?
I don't even like penguin.
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It smells like orca poop.
Um, hello?
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Okay, so, I believe you.
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I'm just going to keep believing
you from up here.
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You know what,
believe what you want.
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I'm going home.
Now, which way would that be?
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Curiously, officers found the
duo tied up and ready for arrest.
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And in an even curiouser twist,
one of the men had a live fish
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shoved down the back of his
slacks.
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Ah, what are you going to do?
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Okay, so, um, who likes
surprises?
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Shh...
we're watching our press.
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Along with depleting
endangered fishing stocks,
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pirate boats often snare other
helpless wildlife in their
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nets, like albatrosses and
leopard seals.
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Oh, what is this, hippie
media spin?
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Since when is removing leopard
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seals from the predator
chain a crime?
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Leopard seals?
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(Shivering)
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Nature's whiskeriest killing
machine!
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Right, so, um, if
hypothetically, one of us
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rescued a whiskery killing machine-
mind you, a very pleasant one--
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Hypothetical denied, Private.
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There's no such thing as
a pleasant killing machine.
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Hi, I'm--
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Killing machine!
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(Screaming and frantic babbling)
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Wait, stop, everyone!
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It's okay-
I brought her here.
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Say what?
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It was Brick and Cecil's
fault- they accidentally
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caught-- Actually, I didn't
catch your name.
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Hunter.
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(Screaming)
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Honestly, how is that helpful?
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Please, all she wants to do is
go home to Antarctica.
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She's not going to eat
any of us.
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Don't fall for her blubbery lies, Private-
leopard seals eat penguins.
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Not me;
I am a strict fishetarian.
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See?
Bird meat is gross.
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Has anybody here actually
tasted penguin?
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Great, right?
I mean, how lucky was I, running
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across the one leopard seal who
doesn't eat penguins?
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Oh, you poor, naive
half-wits.
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All leopard seals start out on
a non-penguin diet...
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- fish, krill,
your basic smaller squids.
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I love squid.
It's like gummy seafood.
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But once they grow out of the
pup years, even the most strict
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"fishetarian" seal turns into a--
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Well, I'll just let the hand
puppet illustrate this one.
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(Imitating Private) Oh, hello,
Ms. Leopard Seal!
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I hear you only eat fish.
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No more, sucker!
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(Snarling)
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Well, that's just silly talk.
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Hey, don't know me, can't
judge me.
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(Snarling)
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Mmm, lean!
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(Snarling)
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I don't even sound like that.
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Oh, oh, please don't--
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Would you get tt t puppet out
of my face?
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Argh!
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(Screaming)
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(Shivering)
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Yikes.
So, that was weird, right?
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(Roaring mockingly)
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Well, we'll just have to get
her home while she's still young.
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- What?
- Have you gone completely mad?
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She's in trouble, Skipper,
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and as penguins of honour, it's
our duty to help.
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You should splash down
somewhere in the East River;
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then, go south.
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Hunter is only a pup!
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She'll neverakake it to
Antarctica on her own.
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Sure she will.
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Leopard seals are a crafty breed.
Rico, count us down!
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Bah, bah, bah.
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(Device beeping and whirring)
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(Both screaming)
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Private!
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Why didn't I install an undo
button?
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Boys, Private just hitched a ride
on the Pitatic Express to New Deadbird.
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We don't let a man swim into
seal-infested wate a alone,
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even our most naively stupid man.
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Orders, Skipper?
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Feed the submarine, Mr. Kowalski.
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We're going to-
dramatic pause-
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Antarctica.
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(Sonar pulsation)
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Rico, have us checked.
Test-fire the torpedo tubes.
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Pah, pah!
Ka-ka-ka-ka blammo!
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(Someone moaning)
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What in the name of Aaron
Burr's slapping glove?
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Bleh, hello.
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Do you like my secret royal
nappity tube?
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It's dark, it's quiet.
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It makes me feel like
a handsome vampire. Bleh!
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Shall we reverse course to
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dump our unwanted cargo, Skipper?
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Negative.
Private needs us ASAP.
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Hey, a little respect for the
undead!
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Ringtail, prepare yourself
for an epic journey of
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carnivorous peril from which
we may not return.
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Whoa- will there be the
possibility of forbidden love
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with a beguiling lady werewolf?
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Mmm, nope.
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Oh, man.
Okay, but I'm going to do my
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handsome vampire
mopey face. Bleh.
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(Screaming)
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Are you sure about this?
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Let's get you home.
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Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Oh, sorry.
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That's all right.
We're all friends here.
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So, we're friends now?
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Well, maybe not quite yet,
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but you know
just the thing for that.
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♪ Road trip is 8.523 miles ♪
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♪ Feels like half of a minute ♪
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♪ Over before we begin it ♪
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♪ Best friends we will be
at the bottom of the sea ♪
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♪ for 8.523 miles. ♪
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(Sonar pulsating)
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Do a barrel roll!
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(Laughing)
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Oh, my gosh...
we're totally close!
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Quite.
You recognize this place, then?
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No, I can just tell because
of all the leopard seals.
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(Screaming)
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Hey!
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Seals--
So many. So mouthy!
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Would you cut it?
You're okay, Private.
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They haven't caught your
scent yet.
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How can you be sure?
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Because all of your tasty
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parts are still attached to your
other parts.
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(Whimpering)
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I do know this place!
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There's a tunnel down there that
leads to my village.
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What, down there with the seals?
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Uh, kind of?
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(Sighing)
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Right.
Stay calm and carry on.
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(Sniffing)
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Food?
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(Sniffing)
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Food?
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Food?
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(Sniffling and snarling)
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Food!
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Food!
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(Screaming)
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(Private screaming)
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Huh?
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Custom horn?
This is so boss.
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Yes, it's the little details
that make a war machine.
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- Private... in extreme peril.
- Uh, right.
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(Babbling)
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Fire all torpedoes!
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(Squawking)
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No, it's okay, because I also
put the torpedoes in the fruit place.
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Hello, banana. Would you like
to be a smoothie now?
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(Blender whirring)
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Why, banana...?!
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Nice try, psycho killers.
No tiny-brained seal skull can
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pound through six inches of steel!
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Tell me, where did you find
the invisible see-through steel?
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(Glass cracking)
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Oh, crud.
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(Water whooshing)
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(Whimpering)
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Ugh!
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Gah!
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(Screaming)
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(Sighing)
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Now I just feel fat.
264
00:13:11,676 --> 00:13:12,609
Ugh!
265
00:13:12,677 --> 00:13:13,610
Oof!
266
00:13:13,678 --> 00:13:15,778
Did you see how brilliant we
were down there?
267
00:13:15,845 --> 00:13:17,813
With a thrash-y throwing
manoeuvre--
268
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,949
I know- that's, like,
our thing now.
269
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:20,983
We totally have a thing.
270
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,852
We're here!
Private, you did it!
271
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,853
You got me home.
272
00:13:24,921 --> 00:13:28,524
No, you did it.
You proved you wouldn't eat me.
273
00:13:28,592 --> 00:13:30,960
I know- yay me!
274
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:34,029
All right, off you go, then,
you savage penguin devourer.
275
00:13:34,097 --> 00:13:35,030
(Chuckling)
276
00:13:35,098 --> 00:13:36,031
Right.
277
00:13:36,099 --> 00:13:40,102
(Both roaring mockingly)
278
00:13:40,169 --> 00:13:42,170
(Roaring ferociously)
279
00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:47,375
You made me spill my
lemonade.
280
00:13:47,443 --> 00:13:50,579
Sorry.
Anyway, thanks- bye.
281
00:13:50,646 --> 00:13:52,380
I'll always remember you.
282
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:55,717
You too, take care.
Don't eat anyone I wouldn't eat.
283
00:13:55,784 --> 00:13:57,352
(Chuckling)
284
00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,355
She's a good kid.
Oof.
285
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,356
Food.
286
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:05,058
KOWALSKI: Well, the good news
is, the seals have left us for dead.
287
00:14:05,127 --> 00:14:07,328
I should mention this is also
the bad news.
288
00:14:07,395 --> 00:14:08,329
Options?
289
00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:10,931
With our streamlined penguin
bodies and outstanding lung
290
00:14:10,999 --> 00:14:13,433
capacity, we should be able to
swim to the surface.
291
00:14:13,501 --> 00:14:16,069
But how long can Julien hold
his breath?
292
00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:17,070
Hold it in what?
293
00:14:17,138 --> 00:14:20,007
Let's see- carry the--
Oh, it's impossible.
294
00:14:20,074 --> 00:14:21,608
He'd have to be able to swim
at 45 knots...
295
00:14:21,676 --> 00:14:24,344
roughly the speed of
aa fired torpedo.
296
00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:28,047
Really?
Deploy handsome vampire.
297
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:32,151
(Screaming)
298
00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:35,655
PRIVATE: Let me go, you big bully!
299
00:14:35,722 --> 00:14:37,456
Ugh!
300
00:14:37,524 --> 00:14:38,858
(Snarling)
301
00:14:38,925 --> 00:14:40,925
One.
We got one penguin.
302
00:14:40,993 --> 00:14:43,728
What was everybody else doing
with the afternoon?
303
00:14:43,796 --> 00:14:48,099
I was watching cable.
I love cable.
304
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:49,167
You- do the math.
305
00:14:49,234 --> 00:14:52,303
What's one penguin work out to
on a per-seal basis?
306
00:14:52,371 --> 00:14:53,838
Uh, food?
307
00:14:53,906 --> 00:14:55,840
Good work.
Okay, food.
308
00:14:55,908 --> 00:14:56,840
(Gulping)
309
00:14:56,908 --> 00:14:57,841
Me?
310
00:14:57,909 --> 00:15:01,011
Hop in the jaws- I got to
divvy up the goods with my teeth.
311
00:15:01,079 --> 00:15:04,247
These things are useless with a
knife and fork- look at him.
312
00:15:04,315 --> 00:15:07,051
HUNTER: Hey, move it!
Daddy!
313
00:15:07,118 --> 00:15:08,618
That's your father?
314
00:15:08,687 --> 00:15:11,488
Fuzzyface, where have you
been hiding?
315
00:15:11,556 --> 00:15:14,624
I was captured by pirates and
dragged to New York City.
316
00:15:14,692 --> 00:15:17,994
Wow, I am looking like a very
mediocre parent right now.
317
00:15:18,062 --> 00:15:20,597
And this penguin is the one
who rescued me.
318
00:15:20,665 --> 00:15:22,599
Really?
Food saved my kid?
319
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,467
(Fanfare sounding)
320
00:15:24,535 --> 00:15:27,770
Prepare the celebratory feast!
321
00:15:27,838 --> 00:15:29,706
Let's hear it for food!
322
00:15:29,773 --> 00:15:30,707
Food!
323
00:15:30,774 --> 00:15:32,508
(Private screaming)
324
00:15:32,576 --> 00:15:35,011
PRIVATE: What?
Well, this was unexpected.
325
00:15:35,079 --> 00:15:38,147
Oh, yeah- I totally thought
they were going to eat you.
326
00:15:38,215 --> 00:15:40,817
What, after food rescued my
little girl?
327
00:15:40,884 --> 00:15:43,485
What am I, a monster?
Proclamation- food here is
328
00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:46,755
off-limits, and I mean
to everybody!
329
00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:49,758
Looking at you right now,
Reginald.
330
00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:52,494
I can't believe how well this
turned out.
331
00:15:52,562 --> 00:15:54,162
I've got a new friend, we took a
332
00:15:54,231 --> 00:15:57,233
fantastic trip, and nobody is
going to eat me!
333
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,967
I blame you.
334
00:15:59,035 --> 00:15:59,968
(Screaming)
335
00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:04,972
- Dad, these are Private's friends!
- They rescued you, too?
336
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,408
Technically, they were
against it.
337
00:16:07,476 --> 00:16:08,509
Soup's on!
338
00:16:08,577 --> 00:16:09,777
Food!
339
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:12,046
- Wait!
- What is this, a joke?
340
00:16:12,114 --> 00:16:15,650
Because if it's the one about
making penguin-intestine balloon
341
00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:18,385
animals, I've heard it
and it's hilarious.
342
00:16:18,453 --> 00:16:19,386
(Laughing)
343
00:16:19,454 --> 00:16:24,291
Oh, balloon animals, you say?
So, uh, was this a potluck?
344
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,825
'Cause I brought some ice.
345
00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:28,495
Why are we eating any of
these penguins?
346
00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:30,864
Cookieburger,
we're leopard seals.
347
00:16:30,931 --> 00:16:33,300
Fish got to swim, penguins got
to be eaten... it is what it is.
348
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,100
That's what I've been saying.
349
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:39,305
Yes, I understand the implications...
I just like to be right.
350
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,607
But you're not right,
Skipper.
351
00:16:41,675 --> 00:16:44,410
You all thought Hunter would eat
me, but look!
352
00:16:44,478 --> 00:16:45,611
Still in one piece.
353
00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:49,014
We're living proof that seals
and penguins don't have to be
354
00:16:49,082 --> 00:16:51,884
predator and prey.
We can even be friends.
355
00:16:51,951 --> 00:16:54,686
HUNTER: Check it out- we even
have our own thing.
356
00:16:54,754 --> 00:16:57,055
Hop in, friend.
357
00:16:57,123 --> 00:17:00,192
BOTH: Whee-eee-eee-eee
yeah!
358
00:17:02,796 --> 00:17:04,797
Ta-da!
359
00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:07,399
What?
360
00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:09,133
Good technique, Honeybear!
361
00:17:09,201 --> 00:17:10,902
Uh, wha'?
362
00:17:10,969 --> 00:17:14,406
Your "friend" thing is
decidedly unfriendly.
363
00:17:14,473 --> 00:17:17,609
Thrashing a penguin from side to
side is how leopard seals
364
00:17:17,677 --> 00:17:19,210
tenderize the meat before--
365
00:17:19,278 --> 00:17:22,046
Well, you remember the hand
puppet.
366
00:17:22,114 --> 00:17:23,047
(Shivering)
367
00:17:23,115 --> 00:17:25,048
What?
No, I wasn't!
368
00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:28,985
I'm afraid all you have proven
is that you are a born carnivore.
369
00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:32,189
You make that sound like a
bad thing- come on, smart guy,
370
00:17:32,256 --> 00:17:33,590
admit you're delicious.
371
00:17:33,658 --> 00:17:37,894
I--
I'm sorry, Private.
372
00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:40,229
We'll save you a wing,
Pumpkin.
373
00:17:40,297 --> 00:17:42,898
Did you want any, or
would that just be weird?
374
00:17:42,966 --> 00:17:47,269
Wait! May I ask you what sort
of penguin recipe you're using?
375
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,272
Eat.
376
00:17:50,341 --> 00:17:52,942
All right.
Uh, yes, that one's a classic,
377
00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:55,410
but you know what's even more
yummy?
378
00:17:55,478 --> 00:17:59,147
The taste of penguin meat after
a good long marinating.
379
00:17:59,215 --> 00:18:01,883
(Murmuring agreement)
380
00:18:01,951 --> 00:18:03,952
Yeah, really good.
381
00:18:08,358 --> 00:18:09,958
No touching the feet!
382
00:18:10,025 --> 00:18:12,059
(Laughing)
383
00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:14,127
But seriously, I'm with him.
384
00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:17,765
Oh, I thought everybody was
at the feast.
385
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,433
Yeah, the penguins sounded
386
00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:22,135
tasty, but the side dishes
were just... mehe.
387
00:18:22,203 --> 00:18:24,872
Maybe I'll just go
somewhere else.
388
00:18:24,939 --> 00:18:27,674
Uh, you are confused and
upset.
389
00:18:27,742 --> 00:18:29,075
You should talk to me; I am
390
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,511
excellent at telling people
what to do.
391
00:18:31,579 --> 00:18:33,680
I don't want to be
a penguin-eating predator.
392
00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:35,682
So, don't be.
There- fixed.
393
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,950
Right.
I wish it was that easy.
394
00:18:38,018 --> 00:18:40,887
Of course it is, you
ridiculously sausage-shaped
395
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,289
animal, you...
You know what I did today?
396
00:18:43,357 --> 00:18:45,958
I nailed the play-acting of
a handsome vampire.
397
00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:46,959
Bleh.
398
00:18:47,027 --> 00:18:49,495
I did a crazy, awesome barrel
roll- hey!
399
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,899
And I totally kicked a snow mote
halfway to anti-Antarctica.
400
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:53,866
Hyah!
401
00:18:53,934 --> 00:18:56,335
What does that have to do
with anything?
402
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,338
You think anybody else wanted
me to do those things?
403
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,873
- Go ahead, answer.
- No.
404
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,609
Who cares?
Who else can be telling you what
405
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:09,114
you have to do or to be, or to
not do or be? Nobody.
406
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,383
So, you're saying it doesn't
407
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:14,685
matter what everybody thinks
I'm supposed to be?
408
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:18,255
I mean, who says I have to be
like everyone else, right?
409
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:21,691
No, I am saying it's awesome
to be King!
410
00:19:21,759 --> 00:19:24,361
I don't know where you got that
other stuff.
411
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:25,362
Come on!
412
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:28,665
Marinating?
You picked marinating?
413
00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:31,802
Well, I had to do something
to buy time for a jailbreak.
414
00:19:31,869 --> 00:19:35,204
Mission half-accomplished.
Now, what's the escape plan?
415
00:19:35,272 --> 00:19:36,205
(Shivering)
416
00:19:36,273 --> 00:19:37,840
♪ Big moment ♪
417
00:19:37,908 --> 00:19:38,841
Junta!
418
00:19:38,909 --> 00:19:41,244
Oh, out for blood, huh,
predator?
419
00:19:41,312 --> 00:19:43,679
Out to save my friend.
420
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,882
And you three, I guess.
But only on principle.
421
00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:48,951
(Grunting)
422
00:19:52,555 --> 00:19:55,190
(Sniffing)
423
00:19:55,258 --> 00:19:58,193
Food?
Food!
424
00:19:58,261 --> 00:19:59,194
(Snarling)
425
00:19:59,262 --> 00:20:00,562
They're coming!
426
00:20:00,629 --> 00:20:03,665
Everybody surrender!
Edible ones first.
427
00:20:03,732 --> 00:20:04,932
HUNTER: Down the mountain-
428
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,201
it's the quickest way to the
ocean.
429
00:20:07,269 --> 00:20:08,635
Yes, and technically, falling
430
00:20:08,703 --> 00:20:11,105
off a building is the quickest
way to the sidewalk!
431
00:20:11,173 --> 00:20:13,174
(Screaming)
432
00:20:17,745 --> 00:20:19,480
They're coming up too fast.
433
00:20:19,547 --> 00:20:20,481
(Growling)
434
00:20:20,548 --> 00:20:23,684
Hang on- I'll run a diversion!
435
00:20:33,427 --> 00:20:35,362
(Grunting)
436
00:20:35,429 --> 00:20:38,865
That's my girl!
Go, Hunter!
437
00:20:40,868 --> 00:20:42,668
In your toothy face!
438
00:20:42,736 --> 00:20:44,004
(Laughing)
439
00:20:44,071 --> 00:20:45,005
(Gasping)
440
00:20:45,072 --> 00:20:46,306
(Roaring)
441
00:20:46,374 --> 00:20:47,474
Blech!
442
00:20:47,541 --> 00:20:49,709
(Grunting)
443
00:20:49,776 --> 00:20:52,645
Up ahead!
Aim for the rail.
444
00:20:52,713 --> 00:20:56,348
You can launch to a safe
distance.
445
00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:00,285
You're not coming?
446
00:21:00,353 --> 00:21:02,554
I can't.
I belong here with my--
447
00:21:02,622 --> 00:21:03,555
No daddy!
448
00:21:03,623 --> 00:21:04,556
(Snarling)
449
00:21:04,624 --> 00:21:05,991
HUNTER: Whoa!
450
00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:07,226
(Screaming)
451
00:21:07,293 --> 00:21:08,227
Dad!
452
00:21:08,294 --> 00:21:10,028
Whoa!
453
00:21:10,095 --> 00:21:12,763
SKIPPER: Private, don't be a hero.
454
00:21:12,831 --> 00:21:14,832
Don't be a fool with your life!
455
00:21:21,507 --> 00:21:23,774
(Private screaming)
456
00:21:23,842 --> 00:21:27,644
Gah!
Oh.
457
00:21:27,711 --> 00:21:29,712
(Panting)
458
00:21:33,784 --> 00:21:36,553
Food, you saved me!
459
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:39,589
Yes, well, my instincts said
to run.
460
00:21:39,657 --> 00:21:42,691
But we can't always listen to
those silly things, can we?
461
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,693
Instincts?
I get you.
462
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:45,761
Everybody okay?
463
00:21:45,828 --> 00:21:48,097
(Seals snarling)
464
00:21:48,165 --> 00:21:49,532
Food!
465
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,400
Go on, get him out of here.
466
00:21:51,468 --> 00:21:52,401
You trust me?
467
00:21:52,469 --> 00:21:53,402
I'll miss you.
468
00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:56,238
Yeah.
Shut up and hop in.
469
00:21:56,306 --> 00:21:58,306
(Private whooping)
470
00:22:00,376 --> 00:22:02,243
Food?
471
00:22:02,311 --> 00:22:03,244
Dang.
472
00:22:03,312 --> 00:22:06,048
Slippery little tasty nuggets,
aren't they?
473
00:22:06,115 --> 00:22:08,050
(Grumbling)
474
00:22:08,117 --> 00:22:09,551
Love you, Dad.
475
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:12,487
Come on, I think I've got
some squid in the freezer.
476
00:22:12,555 --> 00:22:15,056
And by the freezer, I mean our
front porch.
477
00:22:15,123 --> 00:22:17,124
Oh, I hate Antarctica.
478
00:22:18,326 --> 00:22:20,327
Oof!
479
00:22:23,632 --> 00:22:24,565
Ugh.
480
00:22:24,633 --> 00:22:29,169
Private, I may have misjudged
that she-predator and you.
481
00:22:29,237 --> 00:22:32,438
If a penguin and a leopard seal
can learn to get along in this
482
00:22:32,506 --> 00:22:37,243
crazy, mixed-up world, then
maybe there's hope for all of us.
483
00:22:37,311 --> 00:22:38,244
JULIEN: Bleh!
484
00:22:38,312 --> 00:22:39,245
Gah!
485
00:22:39,313 --> 00:22:40,246
Yum-yum.
486
00:22:40,314 --> 00:22:42,816
What? I was curious.
487
00:22:42,817 --> 00:22:45,817
SKIPPER: All of us minus one.
488
00:22:45,818 --> 00:22:47,818
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