1 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:20,660 Nice hat. 2 00:00:20,690 --> 00:00:22,940 Oh, yeah, something I'm trying out. 3 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,380 My thought was, most people can't pull off 4 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:28,140 the hat, but I'm one of the lucky few who has the perfect bone structure for it. 5 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,060 Some say it's just me and Robert Downey Jr. 6 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,460 But don't know, it's cool. 7 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,900 Hey, maybe I should get a matching. 8 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:35,420 That would be like a team. 9 00:00:35,450 --> 00:00:36,960 We're not a team. 10 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:38,660 We are a team. 11 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,100 I mean, we have lunch together every day. 12 00:00:41,130 --> 00:00:43,020 We play Xbox every night. 13 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:44,700 We do Fijita Fridays. 14 00:00:44,730 --> 00:00:46,860 We finish each other fajitas. 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,820 If that doesn't make us a team, then what are we to each other? 16 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,240 What are we? 17 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,100 I'm the general manager. 18 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:56,340 And you are the boss's son who, instead of having an actual job, 19 00:00:56,370 --> 00:01:00,020 follows me around every day asking, what are we to each other? 20 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,760 Great. Let's get asked for that. 21 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:12,900 When's your jazz trio performance. Cool hat. 22 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:16,760 It looks like you're in the press bowl for the moon landing. 23 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,260 That is fantastic, Ben. 24 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:22,540 You just gave my smile a smile. 25 00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:24,260 This is not a joke. 26 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:26,260 This is a real thing that's happening. 27 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,380 And I'm sorry that you guys are jealous that you can't make this look work. 28 00:01:29,410 --> 00:01:31,360 I'm not sure about that. 29 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:36,850 Now there's a man who can wear a hat that is awesome. 30 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,980 You look like Seal on vacation. 31 00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:43,420 I am young and hip and with it, with it, with it. 32 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,620 I have the perfect bone structure for this hat. 33 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:46,720 Right. 34 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,660 So ticket sales are up for Saturday night. 35 00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:57,260 See, people are dying to come to Terry Hunter's self help seminar. 36 00:01:57,290 --> 00:01:59,100 I use Terry's method every day. 37 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:00,180 And with his help, 38 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,180 there's no limit to the success I can reach in the business world. 39 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,930 He's amazing. I'm sorry. 40 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,980 I can't keep up. Is this the guy with the bangs who helped you find your 41 00:02:08,010 --> 00:02:12,140 inner champion or the very thin gentleman who wanted you to move into a tree? 42 00:02:12,170 --> 00:02:14,540 All I know is that I used to be terrified 43 00:02:14,570 --> 00:02:17,660 of public speaking, but with Terry's help, I'm not. 44 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,860 He has all the answers I've been looking for. 45 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,340 In fact, Alice is the keynote speaker 46 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:25,100 at my annual girls basketball camp this year. 47 00:02:25,130 --> 00:02:28,880 Kudos, you've reached the mountaintop. 48 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,960 Lose the hat. Listen up, people. 49 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,060 Change of plans. 50 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:35,860 We need a new actor Saturday night. 51 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:37,730 Terry Hunter is a fraud. 52 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,220 He was just arrested at the airport 53 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:43,260 for tax evasion and will be unavailable for his power of persuasion seminar. 54 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,320 No. 55 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:49,260 And in an unfortunate twist, he also scammed us out of his upfront money. 56 00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:52,020 We don't give Axe upfront money. I know. 57 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,540 He talked me into it. He's wildly persuasive. 58 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,260 It's a shame he won't be speaking. 59 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,760 Oh, my God. 60 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,940 There must be some mistake. 61 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,980 Benjamin, I need you to get a replacement act. 62 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:03,460 Better call in a favor. 63 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:06,060 Oh, give Peter Satera a jingle. 64 00:03:06,090 --> 00:03:09,360 Tell him ChuChu says it's time he'll know. 65 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,160 I don't believe this. 66 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,610 He's a fraud. I'm sorry. 67 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,740 This must be really hard for you. 68 00:03:16,770 --> 00:03:18,679 Where did you end up on that? Yes, sir. 69 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,080 Or no. 70 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,560 Hi, Heather. 71 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,880 Hi. 72 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,220 You look so pretty. Thanks. 73 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,900 I cried for two and a half hours straight 74 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,610 this morning, and that always makes my eyes really sparkly. 75 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,040 It's working. 76 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,900 Heather, we need a new act for Saturday night. Can you? 77 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,320 Oh, my God. 78 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,500 I love your hat. I love it. 79 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,610 Love it. Thank you. 80 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,540 Finally somebody gets me. Hey, I get you. 81 00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:52,300 I said I liked it. Quiet, Roman. 82 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:52,780 Heather sang. 83 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,100 I have the perfect bone structure for this hat. 84 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,660 Hey, Ben, this might sound weird, but can I take a picture with you in your hat? 85 00:03:58,690 --> 00:04:00,260 That does sound weird. 86 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,640 And yes. 87 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,380 Oh, Roman, would you mind taking a picture? 88 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,480 Sure. 89 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:22,560 I just want to make it into a piece of clothing and wear it 90 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:27,240 or print it and burn it and inhale it so that it is inside of me. 91 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,460 Hey, what was that all about? You heard her. 92 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,780 She wants to inhale me. 93 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,820 There's not a lot of nuance there. 94 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,660 Seems like there was something going on. 95 00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:42,220 Oh, come on, buddy. 96 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:43,860 There's nothing going on. 97 00:04:43,890 --> 00:04:46,180 She's a crazy lunatic. 98 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,500 I mean, she's perfect for you, 99 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:51,560 and she's going to make a great mom someday, but there's nothing going on. 100 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,300 Hey, Ben, do you think that we could 101 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:57,580 hang out sometime? There's a full moon. 102 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,200 We could take a drive. 103 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,700 I don't think so, Heather. 104 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,860 My social calendar is jam packed. 105 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:09,980 But I'm in charge of your calendar. 106 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,380 And the only thing that you have a week is cardio hip hop. 107 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:13,820 Well, that's not true. 108 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:15,080 Don't take. 109 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,560 Okay. 110 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:20,840 One of these days, I'm going to get you. 111 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,740 Why didn't you say anything on the call 112 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,100 with the people from the children's beauty pageant? 113 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,980 I sounded like a creepy guy begging to get a bunch of girls here on Saturday night. 114 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,140 And now I'm going to be on a list. 115 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,340 I just know I'm going to be on a list. 116 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,660 Her public speaking thing is. 117 00:05:44,690 --> 00:05:48,260 Back when I started to speak, I was so aware of myself talking. 118 00:05:48,290 --> 00:05:50,700 It felt like I was outside of myself listening. 119 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,460 And then my voice sounded really weird to me. 120 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:53,900 Like a cartoon duck. 121 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:57,020 All you said was, Are we all on? 122 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,240 Don't you have an angsty indie film to direct? 123 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,780 We're friends. Let's not take shots at each other. 124 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,620 You do sound like a duck, though. 125 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:06,140 Hey, honey, 126 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,380 you feel better once you talk to my girls at the basketball camp this afternoon. 127 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:10,940 No, I can't. 128 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,980 I have to cancel that. It's low pressure. 129 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,540 Just a bunch of 13 year old girls. 130 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,180 You don't know what a hurdle this was for me to get over. 131 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:21,120 It was all tied up in my self esteem issues. 132 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,640 Please stop listening to me. 133 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,180 But Alonso's, ladies need you. 134 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,560 Excuse me. 135 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,300 You call your girls basketball camp. 136 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:31,860 Alonso's, ladies, I do. 137 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,420 I take a bunch of young girls band. 138 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:34,740 And with these two hands. 139 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:38,240 I shape and mold their young, promising bodies. 140 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:42,200 You don't actually hear what you're saying, do you? 141 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,500 Neither have you seen Roman we're supposed to go to lunch like we do every day. 142 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:48,120 I've seen him. 143 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,440 Word of advice. 144 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,620 Never a good idea to get involved with the boss. 145 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,560 Done a dozens of times. It never works out. 146 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:06,060 Except the time I got involved with the boss, and I got this arena out of it. 147 00:07:06,090 --> 00:07:08,480 That time it worked out. 148 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,660 You know what I like about Manny's Tacos and Donuts. 149 00:07:14,690 --> 00:07:17,900 I love Tacos, but I also love Donuts here. 150 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,600 You can have it all. 151 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,020 I could be this Logan. 152 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,900 Yeah, if it weren't already. 153 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,680 I hope you don't have a lot to do this afternoon. 154 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,860 There you are. I was just looking for you for 20 minutes 155 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,540 at the office so we could have lunch like we do every day. 156 00:07:40,570 --> 00:07:43,180 Right here at this very table. 157 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:45,100 Well, I'm having lunch with Alonzo. 158 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:47,700 What's up, big band? Join us. I can't join you. 159 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:49,840 The chairs. Don't move in here. 160 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,240 All right. 161 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,420 I decided to roll the dice and get the patterned fish. 162 00:07:56,450 --> 00:07:57,700 Taco, how about you guys? 163 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:58,760 Hey, 164 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,960 tell me more about your job. 165 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,400 What is charity? 166 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:10,320 What I do is I organize outreach programs and benefits for children. 167 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,580 There are some people at the arena. 168 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,620 Makes their job sound important, but your job. 169 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:16,900 It really is. 170 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:21,100 Roman, is this about Heather? Because there really is nothing going on. 171 00:08:21,130 --> 00:08:23,900 I am not an idiot. Come on, Alonzo. 172 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,240 Let's go. 173 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,820 Come on, Alonzo. 174 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,200 Let's go. 175 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,820 You're not leaving. Oh, no. 176 00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:33,500 Who's going to follow me around? 177 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:37,100 Who's going to get grape jelly on all my stuff? 178 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,600 Weird, right? 179 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,300 Not as weird as these Tamale holes. 180 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,480 My man. 181 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,340 I am calm. 182 00:08:46,370 --> 00:08:49,340 I am centered, and I am enough. I can do this. 183 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,460 Babe. 184 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:51,960 You'll be okay. 185 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,580 I have faith in you. 186 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,740 And it's like I tell my girls. 187 00:08:54,770 --> 00:08:58,580 If you can't find the tools inside you, you can always use my tool. 188 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,040 Wait. You tell young girls that tool of courage. 189 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,920 Okay, we should get started. 190 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,480 Okay, girls, take a seat 191 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,220 and let's give a warm. Alonso's. 192 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,740 Ladies, welcome to Alice. 193 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,120 Aubrey. 194 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,520 Hi, guys. Or 195 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,340 girls? 196 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,960 You're not guys, or are you? 197 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:41,760 I'm Alice, and I'm going to be talking to you about female empowerment. 198 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,280 13, huh? 199 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,700 You guys look a lot more developed than I was at your age. 200 00:09:48,730 --> 00:09:51,880 I read it has something to do with the milk you're drinking, 201 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,140 especially you. 202 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,220 Wow. 203 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:56,997 Would have hated you. 204 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:01,220 Me with my padded bra and my braces and my dorky crush on Steve Sheranin. 205 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:04,460 But he did College online and had a pretty severe meth problem. 206 00:10:04,490 --> 00:10:06,880 So sorry, bro. 207 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:11,600 What's happening? We are witnessing a world class implosion. 208 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,760 Women are power. 209 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:21,880 Wow. 210 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,840 Who here thinks they can do anything? 211 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,580 No one. 212 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:29,250 Well, that doesn't surprise me. 213 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:34,500 When I was your age, I was timid and afraid, too, but I had two dreams. 214 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:37,250 One was to become the most powerful woman 215 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,130 in all of San Diego and by extension, in the world 216 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:45,440 and B to marry a Swordy Prince whose pet name for me would be White Goddess. 217 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:50,240 As of today, I've accomplished both. 218 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,860 So let me ask you again. 219 00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:54,920 Who here thinks they can do anything? 220 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,040 Alice, put your hand down, dear. 221 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,460 I had big dreams of success, and now I have no answers. 222 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:08,540 Romans acting really weird. 223 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,770 And Heather's in love with me. 224 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,120 I'll see you. 225 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,560 Crystal, can I ask you? 226 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,120 Oh, am I interrupting something? 227 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:35,400 I'm hosting a high stakes game night tomorrow, and I'm practicing my Sharon 228 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:40,080 when you talk to those girls just now. How did you? 229 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,600 Okay. 230 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,730 How did you speak so confidently, too? 231 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:45,800 Please. 232 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,180 How do you do everything you do so easily? 233 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,340 Well, I believe in myself. 234 00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:55,780 I have an incredible lawyer who supports me both legally and emotionally. 235 00:11:55,810 --> 00:11:57,800 And every day 236 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,280 I take one of these 237 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,960 two of these. And at 240. 238 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:09,160 05:00 p.m. On the dot 26 of these, they're all natural. 239 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,840 You know what? 240 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,800 That sounds really good to me. 241 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,620 I'll make you an appointment with my herbalist Norm. 242 00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:19,700 He believes people live to be 250 years 243 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,580 old, and he's fairly certain he's a Ghostbuster. 244 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,600 But don't let him alarm you 245 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,220 or touch you. 246 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:29,080 Don't let him alarm you or touch you. 247 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,700 Hey, Roman, 248 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,900 I'm coming pretty close to booking an allnight rave for Saturday night. 249 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,380 Now, I can't promise you you'll get 250 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,340 to play with the fog machine, but the guy seemed open to it. 251 00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:58,320 You're getting a fog machine. 252 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,300 Thank you, but I'm busy helping out with Alonso's. 253 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,480 Ladies, 254 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,380 are you wearing a girl's track suit? 255 00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:08,620 Yes, I am. 256 00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:12,640 It's letricious she quit the team because she was having chest pains. 257 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,380 Sounds like you guys are going to have a lot of fun. 258 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,640 Oh, yeah. We're going to double team. 259 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,540 You have to just think those things 260 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:22,840 you can't. 261 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,420 Your herbalist is amazing. You saw Norman. 262 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,220 How are you feeling? Electric? 263 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,060 Do you ever feel electric? I do. 264 00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:36,740 I do feel electric. Often. 265 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,140 This stuff makes me feel like the person 266 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,940 I've always wanted to become but was too stupid to do it. 267 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:41,980 What is it, anyway? 268 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,420 I just know, it comes from this great Earth. 269 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,580 I believe they're grown in animal manure. 270 00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:48,500 Well, it is really working for me. 271 00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:50,500 I just dominated a conference call 272 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:53,020 with the snow cone reps, and then I called my mother. 273 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,300 I told her I was sick of her crap, and I think my hair smells better, too. 274 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:00,040 Smell my hair. If I want to smell it, 275 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,700 I like you. Now. 276 00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:03,860 Let's hang out. 277 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,340 Yeah, let's do it. 278 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,420 I can't feel my calves. 279 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,620 Neither can I. 280 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,060 Every decade, 281 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:12,980 I choose one very special young woman to take under my wing and help her 282 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,020 to become the extraordinary woman I know she can be. 283 00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:19,380 Last decade, it was Danica Patrick. Oh, my God. 284 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,360 She's so fast and pretty. 285 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,660 You're coming to Sharad's Night? 286 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,980 Your teammates will be some 287 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,780 of the wealthiest, most successful people in San Diego. 288 00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:31,760 And if you move them the way you just moved me, 289 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,860 you two might win the Tokyo 300. 290 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,380 This is my shot. 291 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:38,240 Welcome to the penthouse. 292 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,580 Oh, the key. 293 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,980 I get it. 294 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,360 You're ready? 295 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,620 Bring a ponytag. 296 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,720 Okay. 297 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,800 You look well 298 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,480 as to you. 299 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,740 Have you gained weight? 300 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,920 I've been happy. 301 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,680 Alonzo makes me happy. 302 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,540 Look, Roman, this is getting really weird. 303 00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:16,500 I'm not going to compete with Alonso for you. 304 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,400 This isn't a competition. 305 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:24,600 Alonso and I are something you and I never were a team team, Ronzo, 306 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,620 that's the first part of my name. 307 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,680 Then rest of his name. 308 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,660 Heather. I will take that drive with you. 309 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,340 Great. Meet me at 530. 310 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,100 Oh, and leave your wallet. 311 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:40,700 Well, how about that? 312 00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:43,060 Heather and I are going for a drive tonight. 313 00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:45,100 I say that both to hurt you and to make 314 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:49,280 sure you can tell them where to look for my charred, lifeless body. 315 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,620 If you're asking yourself if that's the Mayor talking to Jimmy Smith 316 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:05,960 in Europe's greatest diamond thief, the answer would be 317 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,700 Crystal. This is incredible. 318 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,620 I can't believe I'm here with all these people. 319 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,640 You are these people. 320 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,780 After tonight, you can write your own ticket. 321 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,780 Are you ready? 322 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,180 I just took four more of Norman's herbal lightning bolts. 323 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,760 Let's do this. 324 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,260 All right, my turn. Look alive. 325 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,560 Here we go. 326 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,180 All right. Okay. 327 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,820 Great TV show. That's a sign of a song. 328 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,620 Hal, wake up. You can't talk. 329 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,680 Well, I can talk if HAL's going to be an idiot. 330 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:55,940 Wind beneath my wings. 331 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:58,360 You powerful morons. 332 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,500 Sweetie, could you help me for a second? 333 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,380 There's a punch bowl up in this closet. 334 00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:09,760 I can't seem to read you. 335 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,440 I love it in here. 336 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:30,020 I knew you'd like the stars in the desert, but I didn't expect to see you cry. 337 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:35,240 We were just so far away from the city lights and witnesses. 338 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,380 Oh, Hi. Lonzo and I are just going to dinner. 339 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,980 Might go see a movie, too. 340 00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:48,360 Hope that doesn't hurt you, like in your heart. 341 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,100 Okay. You two need to talk. 342 00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:55,020 I don't know what's going on between you two, but I do know it's weird. 343 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,660 There's nothing to talk. About Roman started this friendship 344 00:17:57,690 --> 00:18:01,180 with you because he thought for some crazy reason it would upset me. 345 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,380 I only did that because you started your little thing with Heather Rowan. 346 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,340 There's nothing going on with me and Heather. 347 00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:10,020 I'm very flattered, but she's my assistant, and it's inappropriate. 348 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,460 And he reminds me of my grandfather. 349 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:15,060 And I remind her of a what's that you say when you start wearing that hat? 350 00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:20,380 It made me see you in this new light. And I guess it just made me miss my pop pop, 351 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,980 right? I remind her of her pop pop. 352 00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:25,300 Her very old and probably dead. Is he dead? 353 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,960 I remind her of her old dead pop. 354 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,920 Tomorrow, I'm going to bring in your favorite three bean soup. 355 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,540 Yeah, I should be going to. 356 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,060 But just so you know, Roman was just helping me out with a lot 357 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:41,500 of ladies that's all those girls can be too much for one man to handle. 358 00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:45,079 And as they get older, physical needs get exhausting it. 359 00:18:47,852 --> 00:18:48,981 I just heard it. 360 00:18:51,155 --> 00:18:54,600 I need to make a few changes on my website 361 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,340 just to be clear. 362 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:02,580 There'S nothing romantic going on between Heather and me. 363 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,080 Romantic. 364 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,540 That's not what I was worried about. 365 00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:09,820 Well, then what the hell? 366 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,880 What 367 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,080 wasn't Heather?