1 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:41,400 Honey. Wake up. 2 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:44,300 You sleep okay? Oh! Me? 3 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,400 Never better. Like a log. Good, 'cause your shower's ready. 4 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,500 Oh, thanks. 5 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Morning. 6 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,500 Morning, Alex. 7 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:14,000 Morning. Hi, Mommy. Did you sleep good? 8 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,500 Mm-hmm. I'll wake Kenny. Okay, but don't touch his woobie. 9 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,100 It's gonna be a beautiful day in Detroit today. 10 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,500 Weather man says we're going to have sunny skies. 11 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:27,000 There's a lot of traffic out there. A lot of beautiful cars, though. 12 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,500 We want you to roll up the window, lean back and enjoy all the good sounds... 13 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,500 We're gonna be playing this morning. 14 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,100 Of course I always play your favorites. Alex! Don't. 15 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:35,900 'Cause I'm such a nice guy. No! 16 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,100 Ah, damn. 17 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,600 Morning, baby. 18 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,100 Hi, sweetie. How are you? 19 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:12,100 How did you sleep? Hmm? Should we go get daddy? 20 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:14,700 Shall we? Oops! 21 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:18,100 There you are. 22 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:20,300 Morning. Good morning. Morning, campers. 23 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,600 How's everybody? 24 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,500 Hiya, Megan. Great. Trucks. 25 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,600 What are... 26 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,600 What are we watching here, Kenny? 27 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:44,100 Robots. Thank you. 28 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,300 Thanks, babe. 29 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:50,600 Okay. Here's the joke of the day. 30 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,100 What's green and rides through the west? 31 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,000 The lone pickle. 32 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,400 Okay. They're onto me, hon. 33 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,600 We're all onto you, honey. 34 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,600 That's them. I gotta go. 35 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:08,100 Okay, baby. Bye. Thanks. 36 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:11,400 Don't change a thing. Leave that face exactly like that, all right? 37 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,600 I don't want it washed by the time I come home, 'cause it looks great. 38 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,200 Call me later! 39 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:41,300 Oh, man. What's the record for the least amount of sleep ever? 40 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:45,100 I think Lindbergh has it. Well, I think I beat him last night. 41 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:47,100 You heard anything, Jinx? 42 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,600 If I did, wouldn't I tell you guys? Not necessarily. 43 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,100 that's right. you didn't tell lou until after he chipped in for gas money. 44 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,100 Hey, fellas, I'm telling you. It's as simple as this. 45 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:59,900 If you can't sell cars, you can't pay people. 46 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,600 Now, come on, relax. 47 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:09,600 I like splitting gas money four ways. 48 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,600 Hey. Hey, Butler. 49 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:45,600 How you doin', gents? Havin' a good time? 50 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:48,700 I love it. I love comin' down here, watchin' something go... 51 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:51,200 from the drawing board to the assembly line. 52 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:54,100 It's a treat. Yeah, it's thrilling for us too. 53 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,600 Yeah. Real thrilling. What's the matter, boys? You look depressed. 54 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:01,700 You worried about the lions? They're slow starters. Don't worry. It's pre-season. 55 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:07,200 Hey, we ain't worried about the lions! What we're worried about is the lines. 56 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,200 Amen. Lines? 57 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:13,700 Yeah. Unemployment lines, welfare lines, food lines. You know, those lines? 58 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:18,200 Lines, lines. Yeah. 59 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,200 Me and my wife went to the movies the other night. We saw Rocky. 60 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:24,200 And I'm watching this movie and I'm thinking... 61 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:27,500 There's something about this movie that reminds me of work. 62 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,700 Which Rocky was it? 63 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,700 One or two? Or three? 64 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:34,700 Uh, one, I think. I don't know. 65 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,200 Who was he fightin'? 66 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,200 - Hey, did he have a mohawk? - Like Mr. T? 67 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,700 I don't know. I don't remember. The point is, 68 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:44,200 here's a guy who's taking a pretty bad beating, you know? 69 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,700 He's up against the ropes, his eye's cut... 70 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:49,100 Was his manager dead or alive? Yeah. 71 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:52,200 All right, forget Rocky. Forget I brought it up. Get it outta your head. 72 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:57,700 The point is, when you're down, you're not necessarily out. 73 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,200 You know... I mean... 74 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:05,200 You gotta hang tough. I don't... I don't know. 75 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,800 Jack Butler, report to the staff office. 76 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,300 I gotta go, guys. See you later. 77 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,300 Well, hang tough, baby. Yeah, be Rocky! 78 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,800 79 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,800 They're gonna knock him out, baby. 80 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,800 Think so? He didn't see Rocky. 81 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,600 Larry! Larry! 82 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,000 Are you crazy? What'd you do that for? 83 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,800 Why didn't you tell me this morning I was being canned? 84 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,800 I couldn't say anything until it was official! Wait a minute! 85 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,300 Wait a minute, guys. Wait. 86 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:50,800 Oh, Jinx. You did it, didn't you? 87 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,800 You fired these guys after all they've contributed. Jack. 88 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,300 Aw, don't "Jack" me. After the support! Jack. 89 00:07:57,300 --> 00:08:00,100 Aw, man, the devotion they gave you. 90 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:02,900 You're fired too. Now you fire me. 91 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,200 I... I'm fired? 92 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:09,800 You son of a bitch! I'll kill ya! You... 93 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,300 You're not fired. 94 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:15,100 Technically furloughed. Why don't you give me a break! 95 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,800 I'm telling you, there's blood all over my slide rule! 96 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,300 None of it's yours, Jinx. Aw, come on, come on. 97 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:26,300 Something's gonna turn up. You guys are terrific engineers. 98 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,900 You're too damn good not to catch on somewhere. 99 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,300 Where am I gonna catch on? Where we gonna catch on? 100 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,800 Nagasaki? The Ruhr Valley? 101 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:36,600 You're not exactly walking out of here empty-handed. 102 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,700 You've got your full severance. You got your profit sharing. 103 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:45,400 Here. Guess what. A surprise. 104 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:52,300 Full pro rata refund for this month's gas. 105 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,400 Great. There's only one more thing I want. What's that? 106 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:59,100 Disability! Oh, no! No! Oh, no! No! 107 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,800 Larry! Larry! Come on! No! No! 108 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:05,400 Keep that sense of humor, buddy. It's critical. Hey! Jinx! 109 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,300 Oh, no! Hold it! 110 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,800 Larry! hey! Get the valium. 111 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:14,900 what a relief it is 112 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:22,400 See you guys. Jack, keep in touch. 113 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,900 Uh, I will, Larry. You all right? 114 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:28,100 Oh, yeah. Okay. 'Cause remember what Jinx said. 115 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,400 Keep that sense of humor. It's critical. Humor. 116 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,900 Love you, Jack! 117 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,900 Alex, Kenny, come on. Hurry up! 118 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:52,400 That's good. Step to. Hup, two, three, four. That's it. 119 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:55,200 Nice, boys. You look real nice. 120 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,400 Does daddy know he got fired yet? 121 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,900 Yes, but we're not gonna mention it to him, are we, honey? 122 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,900 We want daddy to feel good, don't we? You hear that? 123 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,700 He's coming now. Everybody smile real big. 124 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,900 Hi, dad! 125 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:12,400 Hey. Hi. Boy, you guys look nice. 126 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:17,400 What, do you all have dates or something? 127 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,200 We heard you got fired. 128 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,000 Laid off. Just laid off, remember? 129 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,500 Technically, furloughed, sport. 130 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,200 You're not a bum, are you, daddy? No, but I'm workin' on it. 131 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,500 You want my woobie? 132 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:33,100 Actually, I kinda would like it. But instead I'll take a kiss. 133 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,900 Okay, come on, everybody. Let's eat dinner. 134 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,100 We're having special dinner. What are we having? 135 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:41,500 Colonel chicken. We can't afford that! 136 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,500 Yea! Let's enjoy it. It may be our last. 137 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:07,500 You know, I know this sounds crazy, but I actually feel great. 138 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,300 I don't know why. I don't know why, but I feel great. 139 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:14,000 I do, you know. Because, I don't know, now I'll have the time... 140 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,500 to do some work around the house I've been wanting to get to. 141 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,500 And, you know, we're in pretty good shape. Yep, we are, for a while. 142 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Wait, what do you think? I'll never get another job again? Don't worry about it. 143 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:29,000 I already put the word out. What would you say if I did too? 144 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:31,000 Did too do what? 145 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,000 I put the word out. 146 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000 I have a couple of years' experience in advertising. I have a college degree. 147 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,500 There's no reason I shouldn't try to get a job myself. Have I been missing something? 148 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,000 I mean, has your phone been ringing off the hook? 149 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,000 Well, no, Jack. You think you're gonna get a job before I do? 150 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Oh, this isn't a contest. No, hon. This'll be good. This is a good idea. 151 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:50,000 We'll make it a contest. It'll be fun. What? 152 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,500 I'll bet you a hundred to one you don't get a job before I do. 153 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,000 Jack... okay, come on, doll face. Give me a dollar. 154 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,600 I don't even have a dollar. Oh, you wanna bet, but you don't have a dollar? 155 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,100 Hey, I don't wanna bet. Hey, I thought somebody said they wanted to bet. 156 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,100 Wait till I get the kids. I don't bet. I don't believe in bets. 157 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,500 You're bettin' now. Alex, Kenny! Come here. 158 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 I want you to know it's comin' out of my severance pay too. 159 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,600 Come on, guys. Hurry. this is gonna be fun. I'm makin' mommy a bet. 160 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:20,100 Daddy's betting mommy a hundred dollars to just her one dollar... 161 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,600 Wow. That she doesn't get a job before me. 162 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:26,600 Kenny, hold the money. I better hold it, dad. Money makes him crazy. 163 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,900 Good point. It isn't healthy. 164 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:31,200 Well, it may not be healthy, but it's fun. Right, guys? 165 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,100 Oh, Jack. Can we bet too? Absolutely! 166 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,800 Yea! Yea! 167 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,000 Take the money, Caroline. 168 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:44,000 Jack, I don't want the money. 169 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Look, you won. A bet's a bet! 170 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,000 Jack, I don't take bets, and I don't want your money. 171 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:53,000 Aren't you being a little hard on yourself? No! It's fine! 172 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:55,600 I mean, you have applied to everything on wheels from Toyota to Schwinn. 173 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,500 You're gonna get a job any day now. Really. 174 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,300 Uh-oh, I'm going to be late. My first day. 175 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:04,600 I want to make a very good impression. How do I look? 176 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:08,000 You look great. You're gonna make a great impression. 177 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,500 Now, do you wanna go over that list one more time? 178 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:16,100 No, I don't wanna go over the list! Okay. Let's go over the list. 179 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:20,600 Remember, when Kenny starts talking to his breakfast, that means he's finished, right? 180 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,100 Alex has school at 7:30. His pickup is 1:00 sharp. 7:30. 1:00. 181 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,600 When Megan starts rubbing her ears, it's time for her nap. Nap. 182 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:31,100 But don't let her sleep past 11:30, because she won't go down for her afternoon nap. 183 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:34,600 Wait. Will she rub her ears again? No. Just in the morning. 184 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:38,100 And please don't let her sit around in a wet diaper. Obviously, hon. 185 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:41,600 Kenny, he'll pretty much take care of himself, won't you? 186 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,900 Just keep him busy. Give him his tinkertoys or his coloring book. 187 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:47,600 I think Alex will be a little helper, won't you? 188 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:51,100 Sweetie. All right, just relax. There's nothing to this, you know. 189 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:54,400 We got it covered. Right, guys? Okay. 190 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,600 Oh, boy, am I gonna miss you guys. 191 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,600 - Take it easy on daddy. Remember, he's a rookie. - Bye, mom. 192 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,100 Bye, honey. Mommy? 193 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,100 It's a jungle out there. 194 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,600 Very funny, Jack. 195 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,600 I don't know where he gets this. On second thought, I will take this money. 196 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,500 I might need it for lunch or something special. Okay. 197 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:18,600 Actually, a lot of men would love to have this kind of time to spend with their kids. 198 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,600 Hon, you're looking at one. 199 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:24,200 I'm a regular Phil Donahue here. Yes, you are. 200 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:29,700 Okay, okay. Come here. Okay. 201 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,200 Go get 'em. 202 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,200 Oh, thanks for the loan. 203 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,100 Dad, you passed it! 204 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,200 Passed what? We're right on time. But you're doing it wrong. 205 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,200 Mommy doesn't do it like this. 206 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:01,700 We're gonna do it the Jack Butler method. What is this? This is nuts. 207 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,200 Why are they all honking? 208 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,200 Because you're doing it wrong. 209 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,500 Tell me I'm doing it wrong. I know how to do this. 210 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,200 Hi, Jack. I'm Annette. 211 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:29,300 - Hi. - You're doing it wrong. 212 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,200 See? 213 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:35,300 This is what i tell all my new mommies: We enter from the south... 214 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,200 and we exit from the north. 215 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,200 And we do just the reverse when we pick up. 216 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,300 This way our little ones don't have to walk 217 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,300 between the cars to get to the learning facility. 218 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,300 Okay, move it out, and remember, south to drop off, 219 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,800 north to pick up. pick 'em up. Okay! That's a good system. 220 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,800 South to drop off, moron! 221 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:33,300 Actually, I'm very excited to be going back to work, especially here with Ron. 222 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,300 Ron? And who would Ron be? 223 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,300 Oh, Ron Richardson. 224 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,800 Everyone here at the Richardson-Frankel agency... 225 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,800 calls him Mr. Richardson. 226 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,400 Well, he asked me to call him Ron. 227 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,800 And when was that? In what context? 228 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:53,900 In the context of my interview at lunch. 229 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:57,300 Lunch? Mm-hmm. 230 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,400 Well, now, before we go in here, let me give you some advice. 231 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,900 Keep your mouth shut and your ears open, 232 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,900 and you just might learn something. 233 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,900 You want to knock it off? 234 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:25,100 Ron, what is your position? 235 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,900 Thank you. 236 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:35,400 My father founded this agency on schooner tuna. 237 00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:39,900 It's the cornerstone of all our accounts. 238 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:42,900 So my position is, 239 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:48,200 somebody better figure out a way to sell some tuna fish pretty damn quick. 240 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,500 We have people to do that. 241 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,900 Sorry. Habit. 242 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:04,900 Everybody, uh, please welcome Caroline Butler. 243 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,800 - Hello. - Hi, Caroline. 244 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:12,900 Since you're probably the only one in the room that got a decent night's sleep, 245 00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,900 maybe you could have a fresh opinion. 246 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:18,900 Do, uh, any of these layouts... does anything make sense to you? 247 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,900 Uh... 248 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:25,200 I'm not qualified to judge anything, really. It's my first day, and... 249 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,500 - You ever eat tuna fish? - Yes. 250 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,000 You're qualified. 251 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,500 Okay, well, I uh... let's see here. 252 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:44,000 Well, uh, this is very good. I like... it's mermaids? 253 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,900 Original. Caroline. 254 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,500 "Yum, yum, tuna bits. " That's very funny. 255 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,000 Cut the crap. 256 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,400 Right. 257 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:58,200 Look, you want me to be really honest with you? 258 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,500 No. Lie to him. He likes it. 259 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000 Well, frankly, none of this stuff would influence me. All right? 260 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,100 Ooh. That's good. 261 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Come on, Ron. She doesn't know a tuna fish from a cheerio. 262 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,800 Damn good thing we don't have the cheerio account. 263 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,000 When was the last time any of you people were in a supermarket? 264 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,000 Harriet housewife. 265 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,100 Good morning, shoppers. We have some specials this morning, 266 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,900 and we'd like to let you know about them. 267 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,400 Over in the frozen food section... Kenny, where are the eggs? 268 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,000 Over there, dad. 269 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,900 - Remember, we're a volume store... - I have the right of way. 270 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:53,200 Right. Sorry. Here. We'll settle out of court. 271 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,200 Oh, weirdo. 272 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,100 Irv! Clean up in aisle four. 273 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,000 Aisle four, check. 274 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,500 Irv! Clean up in produce! 275 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,000 I'm sorry. 276 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Kenny! Did I tell you not to touch the grapefruit? 277 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,000 Next. May I have a half a pound of ham? 278 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,500 Boiled, baked, smoked, salt-cured, sugar-cured, prosciutto or westphalian? 279 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,500 Forget it. Just tell you what, just give me, uh... 280 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,000 give me a half pound of salami. 281 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,500 Italian, kosher, hard, pork, beef, cotto or what? 282 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:37,500 Uh... just get bologna, mister. 283 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:41,000 I'll tell you what. Just give me a quarter pound of cheese. 284 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:44,300 American, bleu, cream, cottage, 285 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,500 gouda, edam, provolone, romano, swiss. 286 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:52,600 - Your entire cheddar family. - Can you run the hams back one more time? 287 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,100 I just want... 288 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:04,200 Stay right here, okay? Comin' back. 289 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:18,600 Half pound of salami, half pound of swiss, half pound Virginia ham, two celery. 290 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,600 - I think these are on special. - Doesn't matter. Go ahead. 291 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:25,600 Let me check. Irv, are these kotex maxi pads on special? 292 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:30,100 - Never mind, Irv! Forget it. - Kotex, 19 cents off. 293 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,300 Thanks, Irv. 294 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,600 All right, Ken. 295 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:38,600 My baby! Who are you? 296 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:42,600 Steven. Mom! Kenny! 297 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,100 Ken! Mom! 298 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:50,100 Here, eat this spaghetti. Irv, spaghetti on aisle nine. 299 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,600 Spaghetti, aisle nine. Check. 300 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,600 Kenny! 301 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,900 Hey, I'll trade ya. My kid for yours. 302 00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:03,100 Thank you. I don't have any kids! 303 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:10,400 - Did you see my little girl? - Yeah. She's adorable. 304 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,600 - She's lost. - You left a child in a shopping cart? 305 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:18,300 Irv, one lost child. Lost child alert. 306 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:22,100 There she is! 307 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:25,100 There's your daddy. She's yours and I'm Joan. 308 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,200 Hi. Thanks. Caroline told me you'd be around. Can I give you a hand? 309 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,700 You can give me both of 'em. I don't know what the hell I'm doin'. 310 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:34,600 Irv, clean up on aisle seven! 311 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:38,700 Irv, we were never in aisle seven. Honest! 312 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:42,100 Not so easy, is it? Boy, I'll say. 313 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,700 Might even be the toughest job in the entire world. 314 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:49,700 Bends your back, drives you nuts, and it makes your boobs droop. 315 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:53,200 So don't be ashamed about asking for help. 316 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:56,600 Mommy training can be very, very tricky, and I can help... 317 00:22:56,700 --> 00:23:01,200 With sitters and shopping and menus, and even if you just want to talk. 318 00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:07,700 Here's my number. All right. Thank you. What's this say underneath? 319 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:10,600 Any time. 320 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,700 Okay. Kenny! What are you doing? 321 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:20,400 322 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,700 323 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:38,300 don't you cry for me 324 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:43,300 with my banjo on my knee 325 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,300 Where is everybody? Up here. 326 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:51,300 don't you cry for me 327 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,300 Hi, everybody. Mommy's home. 328 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,800 Hi, mommy. How was your day? 329 00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:02,300 Oh, it was, uh... it was terrible. 330 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,400 I wasn't there five minutes and I was thrown into this meeting... 331 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,900 with people yelling and screaming at each other, 332 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,200 and then they were screaming at me, 333 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,800 and there's a secretary that hates me for no reason. 334 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:14,700 - Want me to go and kick a little ass, honey? - Yeah, dad! 335 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,300 All right. The only one that was even civil to me was Ron. 336 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:24,100 Ron? You know, Mr. Richardson? He actually asked for my opinion, and when 337 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,700 I told him honestly how I felt about something, Ron liked what I had to say. 338 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,600 He did. Ron and his group are flying to the plant tomorrow, 339 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,900 and they're gonna tour it, and I was invited to go. 340 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,900 Is than an unbelievable first day or what? 341 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,500 I can't believe it. How 'bout you guys? 342 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:41,400 I can't believe it. I can't believe it. 343 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:45,000 We can't believe it, hon. None of us can. We're stunned. 344 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,400 Honey, I can't believe this. 345 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,900 Oh. Well, I didn't want his feet to get wet. 346 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,400 Somebody must have died. 347 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,900 Why? There's a limousine out front. 348 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:10,900 Oh. You didn't say anything about a limousine last night. 349 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:14,400 Ron said he was sending a car, but he didn't say anything about a limo! 350 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,400 Tell him I'll be right down. 351 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,200 Ron. Oh, Ron. 352 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,900 Hey, Ron. 353 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,400 Whoa. Damn it. 354 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,400 Well, hello down there. 355 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:41,400 Why don't you run and tell your mommy that Mr. Richardson is here. 356 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:46,000 Stay right here. I'm not supposed to let strangers in the house. 357 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,500 How you doin'? You must be Ron Richardson. 358 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,500 I'm Jack Butler. Nice to meet you. 359 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:13,200 - Pleased to meet you. - Huh? 360 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:16,400 I said, I'm pleased... 361 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,000 to meet you. 362 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,000 I'm just waiting for Caroline. 363 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,500 Well, Ron, you know women. 364 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:26,500 Yeah, I like to think I do. 365 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:29,000 Want a beer? 366 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,400 It's 7:00 in the morning. 367 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 Scotch? 368 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,500 Not during working hours. Oh, I'm sorry, pal. 369 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:41,000 No problem. come on over here. Let me show you what I'm doin'. 370 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,500 Takin' advantage of some of the time off to add a whole new wing on here. 371 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,500 I'm gonna rip these walls out, and, uh, of course, rewire it. 372 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,500 You gonna make it all 220? 373 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,000 Yeah, 220, 221. Whatever it takes. 374 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,400 You sound like a pretty handy guy. 375 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,500 Yeah. well, I like to do a little bit of everything, Ron. 376 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,400 I write poetry, I paint, sculpt and... oh. 377 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,500 Oh, Caroline. Don't you look nice. 378 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,500 Thanks. I'm sorry if I kept you waiting. 379 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,500 Oh, not at all. I was just having a little chat here with your hubby, uh... 380 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,500 - Jack. - Jack. 381 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,600 Yeah, he's quite a guy. 382 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,900 So, I guess we better get going. 383 00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,100 Mm-hmm. Okay. Jack, a real pleasure. 384 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:31,100 Ron. 385 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,600 Very nice outfit, honey. Thank you. 386 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,100 Honey, if you call and I'm not here, I'll be at the gym or at the gun club. 387 00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:02,300 How'd you like a little trim on that mustache, Ron? 388 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:06,300 Humphries is tough. He's probably the toughest client we've got. 389 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,800 But, you know, I think you've got two things going for you. 390 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,000 Number one, your experience as a homemaker. 391 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:14,300 You're fresh from the trenches of consumerism. 392 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,300 And... oh, thank you very much. 393 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:21,600 Oh, boy. and, number two, you've got a... 394 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,800 Let's just say you're an extremely attractive woman. 395 00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:33,300 Well, thank you. And my husband thanks you too. 396 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,300 Yeah, I'm glad you brought up, uh... what's his name? 397 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,700 - Uh... - Jack. 398 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,800 Jack. Uh... 399 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:44,900 - What do you mean? - I mean we're gonna be working long, hard hours, 400 00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:48,800 and you might be coming home pretty late at night. 401 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:53,400 And, well, if there's gonna be a problem, I want you to tell me about it right now. 402 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,400 Well, there's not gonna be any problem, see? 403 00:28:57,900 --> 00:28:59,300 Jack supports everything I do. 404 00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:03,500 As a woman, in my career, as an executive, he supports me. 405 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,400 And if we can agree that you are an executive, mm-hmm. 406 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,400 Then you can stop cutting my steak. 407 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:13,400 Oh! Hmm. Sorry. 408 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:51,400 I don't think we can fit any more. 409 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,400 Sure, we can. 410 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,900 We can get some more in there. 411 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:59,900 You know, when your dad was in the army, we had to run a tight ship. 412 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,400 There were no ships in the army. 413 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,900 Just put the laundry in. Dad, can we fix lunch? 414 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,400 Sure. Anything but, uh, tuna. 415 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,400 "Add here. " 416 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 Wait a minute. 417 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Save a couple of steps here. 418 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,500 Give it everything, I guess. 419 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:27,000 Butler? You got a problem with your horizontal hold? I don't know. 420 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,000 Your wife says you do. 421 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,500 Well, she ought to know. Come on in. 422 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:44,000 I'll be right back. I get 45 bucks an hour. 423 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,500 Oh, Megan. You're makin' me crazy, baby. 424 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:55,600 You're makin' me nuts. Da-da. 425 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,600 Yeah, yeah, I love you. But you're making me crazy. 426 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,600 Stay. Hey, Kenny. 427 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,600 Go keep an eye on your sister. Play with her or something. All right? 428 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,500 Go watch TV. 429 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,400 You want some chili? 430 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,100 No, thanks. Hey, where's your mom keep the vacuum cleaner? 431 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,100 You mean jaws? 432 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,600 Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "Jaws"? 433 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,100 Yeah. Where is it? 434 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,600 Over there. 435 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:32,600 Jaws. 436 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:50,100 Exterminator. I can't hear you. 437 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,600 Exterminator. 438 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,100 - What? - Exterminator! 439 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,900 - Go to the front door. - Okay. 440 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,100 Come in. 441 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,800 Hi. I'm here to adjust the pilot on your water heater. Okay by me. 442 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:21,100 Hi. Anything wrong? 443 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,100 No, no. Fine, fine. 444 00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:15,800 Dad, help! 445 00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:45,700 Dad! Dad! 446 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,700 Dad! 447 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,700 Dad, my woobie! 448 00:34:56,700 --> 00:35:00,200 Okay, Kenny. Now look. Run, Kenny, run! 449 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:03,700 Whoa! 450 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,800 You crazy? You fed a baby chili? 451 00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:07,800 Where's mommy keep the extra diapers? 452 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,300 Hey! Cowards. 453 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,800 Holy mackerel! Aw, man. 454 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,600 Sorry I'm late. 455 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,100 Well, I'm glad somebody had a good day. 456 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,400 Have a seat. I'll call you when he's ready. Thank you. 457 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,100 How about roasted eggplant? I don't... 458 00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:21,900 Well, does your wife like seafood? Seafood smells up the kitchen, 459 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:23,900 and it can take hours to get rid of the odor. 460 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:25,500 No, how about something simple? 461 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,200 I got a hamburger 'Wellington' that's out of this world. 462 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:32,400 Great. Let me have it. Okay. Start with two pounds of ground round, lean and mean. 463 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,500 Brown it in some butter. Yeah. 464 00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:36,900 Pardon me. Could you use margarine in that? 465 00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:40,900 Oh, no... well, butter's my personal choice. But butter can scorch. 466 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:44,400 - Higgins, you're next. - Why don't you go ahead? 467 00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:47,900 And I'll go after you. You were here first. 468 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,900 That's okay. I... I have no place to go, 469 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:53,900 and besides that, there's not a job available anywhere in this city. 470 00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,900 Okay, Butler. I guess you're next. 471 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:04,900 I'd sure like to have a copy of that when I come back. Uh, sure. Yeah? 472 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,900 Drain all the excess fat. 473 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,700 Well, you're mad, aren't you? I'm not mad. 474 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,400 I'm not mad. It's just not where I want to be right now. 475 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,200 Mm-hmm. Well, Jack, I can't not go. 476 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,000 Please do it for me, would you? 477 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,500 You know how many of these things I went to for you? 478 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,400 A lot. 479 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:32,000 We'll stay ten minutes. Ten minutes. 480 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Ten minutes? Fifteen, tops. 481 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,000 All right. Okay. Fair enough. 482 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,800 But if we stay longer than that, we pull the old aunt Emily. 483 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:43,000 Okay. The aunt Emily. Right. 484 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:50,400 Wow. What a house. 485 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:53,500 Yeah. Probably mortgaged to the eyeballs. 486 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:58,000 Not this one. His great-grandfather, commander Richardson, built it. 487 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Yeah. Hand-me-down. 488 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,500 Oh, thank you. 489 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:08,500 You must be pretty darn proud of our little Caroline, huh? 490 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:10,000 Oh, yeah. 491 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,000 We're, uh, very proud of her. The children are, and we're all real proud at home. 492 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,000 She earned that promotion, I can assure you, Jack. 493 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:20,000 It was a little promotion. I forgot to tell you about it. It was no big deal. 494 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,500 Ladies and gentlemen. 495 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:27,000 Welcome to the Richardson-Frankel annual corporate olympics! 496 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Butler, you're a sportsman. 497 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,000 I was kind of counting on you to take part in this. Spouses are eligible. 498 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,900 Yeah. I don't know. Uh... aw, come on. 499 00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:41,700 Nobody takes it seriously. It's just good clean fun. 500 00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:44,500 I know, Ron. Normally, I'd say yeah, but I'll tell you, 501 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,500 we've got to get over to see, uh, Caroline's aunt Emily. 502 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,000 She's... dying. Sick. 503 00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:51,000 Dead. 504 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,500 Well, why don't you stick around for a few minutes anyway, 505 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,000 and you can, uh, watch with the rest of the wives. 506 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,200 Oh, I'm sorry. I mean families. 507 00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:06,100 Boys, run down to the car and get dad's sweatpants and shoes and stuff out. 508 00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:09,900 Hey, all right. I'll stick around for a while. 509 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,500 Looks like we got ourselves a little competition this year. 510 00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:21,900 - Butler is a real jock. - Oh, boy. That's all we need. - Yeah. 511 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Relax, Butler. You're not gonna win anyway. 512 00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:33,000 Why not? He that good? 513 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:36,100 He's the boss. It's his tournament. You get it? 514 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,100 Yeah, but I don't work for him. 515 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,600 No, but your wife does. 516 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,900 What's he doing? Winning. 517 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,300 You threw it, didn't you? You did good, dad. 518 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:26,300 Thanks. 519 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,300 I owe you one, Jack. 520 00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:31,800 Come on. Let's go. Sure you're okay? 521 00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:34,300 Yeah. 522 00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:44,300 I did it! I really did it! 523 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:20,300 Kevin, please. 524 00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:23,300 Just kiss me once more. 525 00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:26,300 You know what that's going to lead to, don't you? 526 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,800 I... I want it to lead there. 527 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,300 I want to feel alive again. 528 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,400 I can't believe people actually watch this stuff. 529 00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:47,900 So I'm not the father of the child. 530 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,900 Well, that's some consolation. 531 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,900 Just who is the culprit? 532 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,800 You don't wanna know. Let me guess. 533 00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:01,900 Probably the deceased Mr. Cashman. Ha. Wrong, Vic. 534 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,300 Wrong. Nikki doesn't even love you. 535 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,700 Vic, open your eyes. buddy. She's been makin' it with your friend Kevin. 536 00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:11,400 - You mean Kevin bancroft? - That's exactly who I mean. 537 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,400 Watch. She's gonna blame it on you now. 538 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:18,400 You threw me at him. You let him know it was perfectly fine to take me to San Francisco. 539 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,500 Only he took me to bed first, and it's your fault. 540 00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:24,500 Did I tell ya? I knew it. 541 00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:27,500 Wake up, Vic! She already buried one husband. 542 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,500 Do you think I'm gonna let that get in the record for everybody to see? 543 00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:34,800 Or for the child to find out later on? 544 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,000 Then we'll just have a no-fault divorce. 545 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,500 We don't get along. It's certainly true enough. 546 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:43,500 Nikki, I won't do it. I've been thinking about this. 547 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,000 Dad? Yeah? 548 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,500 This is cold, and the cheese isn't hardly melted down. 549 00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:51,500 We'll try to make this work. Okay. Kvetch. 550 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:55,500 I've got a stake in this kid. 551 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:58,000 And I'm gonna stick around to make sure he's okay. 552 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,500 - There you go. - All you're interested in is the baby. 553 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:03,000 The baby's more important to you than Caroline? 554 00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:05,500 Right. My own flesh and blood. 555 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,500 You're such a fool. That's right! I'm a fool. 556 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,500 Daddy, my woobie's ripped. 557 00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:14,300 Ken, you know what? Maybe it's time to get rid of the woobie. 558 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,600 - No, no, no! - Okay, all right! 559 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:22,100 Gimme it. The dad'll help if he wants that baby. 560 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:28,600 It's more than just pride, Nikki. 561 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,100 - There's too much easy marriage and divorce. - Here you go. Good as new. 562 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,600 Okay. I'd appreciate it if you guys kept it down, okay? 563 00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:39,600 Because, uh, Nikki's gonna get the results of her blood test back today. 564 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,100 You'll have other children with Caroline! That might happen... 565 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:45,100 Is it Kevin's baby? Not sure. 566 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,100 Kevin's a skunk. 567 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:51,600 But Kevin gets all the girls. He sure got Nikki. 568 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,600 My mother doesn't love my father, 569 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,100 but we've managed to make a life together. 570 00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,600 So you can just forget about this annulment... 571 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,100 because I'm not gonna do it. Yeah? Hi, Joan. How you doin'? 572 00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:07,400 Uh, it's gotta be Kevin's. 573 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,600 Victor? How can it be Victor? 574 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,100 No, he had a vasectomy. 575 00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:16,900 It didn't take? Are you kidding me? 576 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,100 Dad! Hold on a minute! 577 00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:23,500 Ken, give me that sword! 578 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:34,400 Okay, I've got 25-cent wheaties. Rebate. Ooh. 579 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:39,100 I'm gonna raise you VanCamp's pork and beans... 580 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,100 and ovaltine. 581 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:44,600 Well, I'm gonna see your 25-cent wheaties rebate... 582 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:48,500 and raise you two tender vittles dollar offs, okay? 583 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,500 That's it for me. I'll fold. 584 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,700 Jack, why are you dealing me this garbage? I'm out. 585 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,700 This is so much more fun than bridge, Jack. 586 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:58,600 Thanks so much for thinking of it. Girls, girls. 587 00:47:58,700 --> 00:48:01,200 Come on. Are you gonna play cards or flap your gums? 588 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,000 Flap my gums! It's gettin' ugly in here. 589 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,700 Hey. Come on. All right. All right. 590 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:11,200 I will see you your tender vittles, and I'll raise you a 50-cent yoplait... 591 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,700 and a two-dollar rebate on a Domino's pizza... 592 00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:19,200 and a two-for-one sun pure frozen entree. 593 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,200 How about that? Uh-oh. Ooh. 594 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,200 This is serious poker. 595 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,200 Any of you ever tried those sun pure frozen entrees? 596 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,300 Ugh. My dog wouldn't eat 'em. 597 00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:32,100 I love them. I do. 598 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:40,200 I'm calling you with a 25-cent new and improved ban roll-on... 599 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:45,200 and two 50-cent triple-ply hefty bag offers. 600 00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:49,700 - What d'you got? - She's bluffing. 601 00:48:50,700 --> 00:48:52,700 Are these any good? 602 00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:55,900 Uh, well... 603 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:02,400 You got two pair. You got plenty. 604 00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:06,700 - Hi, kids. - Hi, mom! 605 00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:11,700 Caroline. Oh, hi. Pizza, huh? 606 00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:14,700 Oh, don't get up! Don't get up. Geez. That late already? 607 00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:16,600 We're just finishing. 608 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,700 Don't be silly. Don't get up. Well, pizza. 609 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:23,700 I got a ton of work to do. I'll go upstairs. 610 00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:25,800 Listen, uh, we better go here. Come on. 611 00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:27,800 - 7:30? - 7:30! 612 00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:31,300 We'll play tomorrow. Am I right? 613 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,200 Family starving? Take some pizza home with you. 614 00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:38,800 No. No, I don't need it. Joan, don't forget your coupons. 615 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,300 Excuse me. Joan, come on. 616 00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:51,500 I think I'm in trouble. 617 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,200 Room service, madam. 618 00:49:57,300 --> 00:50:00,800 Oh, thanks, but, uh, Ron gave me this tuna presentation to do, 619 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,800 and I'm really way behind. 620 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,800 Well, you gotta eat something, honey. If I wanted something to eat, 621 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,800 I would have come down and had something to eat with you and your girlfriends. 622 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,800 Oh. All right. 623 00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:15,300 Let's get into it. 624 00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:17,300 Get into what, Jack? Get into this. 625 00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:21,300 The house is a mess, Jack. The kids are a mess, Jack. You're a mess, Jack. 626 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,900 Did I leave anything else out? Wanna talk about the beard? 627 00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:27,900 All right. The beard's in its transitional stage right now. 628 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,800 When it comes in, it's gonna look great. 629 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,800 It's gonna look like that movie star, uh, what's his name? 630 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,800 Orson Welles? 631 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,300 No. I'm... 632 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:42,300 Oh! Orson Welles. 633 00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:44,800 Oh, I get it. Fat jokes, right? 634 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,800 That's real funny. Yeah, I've put on a couple of pounds. 635 00:50:46,900 --> 00:50:48,800 So what? Come on. What else do you have? 636 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,800 You wanna talk about this shirt for a second, Jack? All right. 637 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:55,300 You've been wearing this shirt for about two weeks now. It could walk by itself. 638 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,300 Why don't you retire that thing to the dry cleaning hall of fame, huh? 639 00:50:58,300 --> 00:51:03,000 It's a comfortable shirt! Jack, take a look at yourself. You've thrown in the towel. 640 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,800 My brain is like oatmeal. 641 00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:09,100 I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines! 642 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:12,400 Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, 643 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,400 and I'm liking them. 644 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,300 I'm losin' it. 645 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,900 Honey, I know what you're talking about. I've been there myself, all right? 646 00:51:19,900 --> 00:51:23,400 If you were so unhappy why didn't you say something? Because I wasn't unhappy! 647 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,100 Maybe I was a little confused. Maybe I was a little frustrated. 648 00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:27,900 But I knew what I was doing was important, 649 00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:29,800 because it means something to raise decent human beings. 650 00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:33,400 What saw me through was pride. I had pride in this house, in my kids... 651 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,900 and in being Mrs. Jack Butler! 652 00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:38,400 Where are you going? 653 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:43,200 I'm going downstairs and sleep on the fat couch, if I can get through the door. 654 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,400 Well, take pride in some of that fat, porky! 655 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,900 Yes? 656 00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:56,400 Victor, it's Nikki. 657 00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:59,800 Yes, hello, Nikki. 658 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:03,400 Honey, are you okay? 659 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,900 Oh, yeah. I'm fine. 660 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,400 Hello. 661 00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:15,900 Joan. Hi. How are you? 662 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:18,900 No, forget it. Come on. That was days ago. 663 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,900 No. No, it was very insensitive of us. 664 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,400 Caroline had every right to be angry. 665 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,900 We're not talking... or doin' anything else. 666 00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:33,400 I'll be right there. 667 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,500 I came as fast as i could. 668 00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:53,000 You sure did. 669 00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:58,000 You look great, Jack. 670 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,500 I do? Mm-hmm. 671 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,500 What do you think of this shirt? 672 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 Let me tell you about flannel. 673 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 It gets me hot. 674 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,300 Joan, do I look fat or, uh, 675 00:53:31,300 --> 00:53:35,500 overweight at all to you? 676 00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:39,500 I like a man with a little meat on his bones. 677 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 That's two. 678 00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:50,000 Okay, how about the beard? I mean, uh, Caroline hates the beard. 679 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:52,500 I know. 680 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,200 Oh, my God. 681 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,000 Jack! 682 00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:09,300 Jack? 683 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,600 How could you? 684 00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:19,800 And Joan? Why, Joan, you're supposed to be my friend. 685 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:24,100 He's too much man to be left alone, Caroline. 686 00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:25,600 Really. 687 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,600 Honey! Please! Come on. 688 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,100 It's just a... one kiss! 689 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:33,600 I'll bet. 690 00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:36,600 Honey, what about the kids? The kids are just outside. 691 00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:40,600 I've thought of the kids. The kids won't hear a thing. 692 00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:44,500 Shoot me! Shoot me! 693 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:48,100 You're right. God knows I'm guilty. I deserve it. 694 00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:52,100 Tell me something, Jack. What did it, huh? The boredom? 695 00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:57,100 The repetition? The days, one flowing into the next? 696 00:54:57,100 --> 00:55:02,100 The loneliness? Well, I did it, Jack. I did it for eight years. 697 00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:05,600 Don't you think I know? Say good-bye, darling. 698 00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:18,600 What? Aw, shit! 699 00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:27,100 I loved this shirt! 700 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,600 God. 701 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,200 Couldn't hold on, could ya, Jack? 702 00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:03,600 I was comin' by to call you back. 703 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,700 Holy cow. 704 00:56:14,100 --> 00:56:16,100 What'd you use, a. 38? 705 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:20,600 Uh,.38,.39, whatever it took. 706 00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:23,800 Bye, darling. 707 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,800 - Tough luck, Jeff. - Jack! 708 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,700 You bet. 709 00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:33,200 Jack, Jack. My name's Jack. 710 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,200 Jack. Jack. 711 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,700 I can't, Joan. I can't. You can't do this to me. 712 00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:16,100 Do what? It's time for our poker game. The girls will be late. 713 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,700 Uh, there's no game today. The game's called off. 714 00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:21,700 Why? 'Cause there's a death in the family. 715 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,700 I'll explain it to you later. 716 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,900 Stay! 717 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,900 Get in there and clean the kids' room. 718 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:12,400 Three, four. Yeah! 719 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,900 Let me take a break! Two! Three! Four! 720 00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:28,900 Hey! 721 00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:31,900 Come on, pal. Hey, south is drop off, north is pick up. 722 00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:35,900 Let's get it straight next time, all right? Come on, move it. Move it. 723 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,900 Let's go! 724 00:58:39,900 --> 00:58:42,400 Let's go, monkeys! I want all of you up! Let's go! 725 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:46,400 I want this area policed. I want the animals fed. I want you to report for chow, 0700. 726 00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,400 Move it, monkeys! Move it! Let's go! 727 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:52,000 Dad? 728 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,500 729 00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:57,500 Where's my baby? Come on. 730 00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:01,000 Today show. Gene Shalit. 731 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,400 732 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:05,400 Let's go. We're running late. Oh! Yeah, okay. 733 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:09,000 Thanks, honey. I'm moving now. I'll be there in a minute. 734 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000 Good luck. 735 00:59:25,700 --> 00:59:30,500 736 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:35,500 737 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:41,000 738 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:44,100 739 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:59,500 Listen, ace. 740 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:03,000 You and I have to have a man-to-man talk here... 741 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,000 about your woobie. 742 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,000 Your woobie's looking bad, bud. No. 743 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:11,000 Now, wait a minute. 744 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:14,000 Now, listen to me. I understand... 745 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,500 that you little guys start out with your woobies... 746 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:20,500 and you think they're great, and they are... they are terrific. 747 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:24,500 But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. 748 01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:27,100 You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket... 749 01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:29,500 or maybe a quilt, 750 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:34,000 and the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads, Ken. 751 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,100 That's serious. 752 01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:43,400 Now, give me the woobie. 753 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,200 No. 754 01:00:48,100 --> 01:00:51,000 Kenny, come on, man. 755 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:55,600 - No. - Okay. 756 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,100 Give it to me for a couple of days. 757 01:00:58,100 --> 01:01:01,000 If it doesn't work, you got the woobie back. 758 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,700 Please? 759 01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:21,100 You got a lot of guts. 760 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,100 Can I have... 761 01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:29,600 a moment to myself, please? 762 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:33,600 Absolutely. You got it. 763 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,100 You had to do it. 764 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,200 Okay. 765 01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:20,300 Ohh. 766 01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:22,500 Tired, huh? 767 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,800 Oh. Yeah. 768 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,800 A little. Excuse me. 769 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,300 Hmm? How about this food? 770 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:33,800 Mmm. Very good. 771 01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:37,300 Mm-hmm. You sent out for chinese food, huh? 772 01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:40,300 No! Kenny made this. 773 01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:47,800 Uh-uh. Listen, you're doing a really great job with the kids, honey. 774 01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:50,300 I appreciate it. And with everything. You really are. 775 01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:53,300 Yhanks. I'd love to take this time... 776 01:04:53,300 --> 01:04:57,300 to carry you upstairs, and let you tell me all about it, 777 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,300 but I think that might take too long. 778 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:01,800 Mmm. 779 01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,800 Mmm. 780 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,600 How's it going in there, huh? 781 01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:35,900 Like having your gums scraped. 782 01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:40,400 You're on. So soon? 783 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:43,900 It didn't take Humphries very long to shoot down every idea we had. 784 01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:47,400 Looks like you're the ace in the hole, kid. 785 01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,400 Well, I'm ready. 786 01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:55,200 Okay, you've got my attention. Shoot. 787 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,900 Well, these are the last two campaigns for schooner tuna. 788 01:05:58,900 --> 01:06:01,400 First you gave away four glasses with every can of tuna. 789 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,900 Now, as I recall, you were stuck with 60,000 of these, right? 790 01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:08,700 What is this, this is your life? 791 01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:10,400 Now, bear with me. 792 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,400 Next came 100 free trips to Hawaii. 793 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,400 Now, who knew there was going to be a hurricane that month? 794 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,700 You're stuck with 100,000 of these flower leis. 795 01:06:19,900 --> 01:06:22,600 I hope to hell you're making a point. 796 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,900 Well, I am making a point, Mr. Humphries. the point is, 797 01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:27,900 schooner tuna is one of the three most expensive tunas on the market. 798 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:31,900 Now, if we want to beat our competitors, the time for these gimmicks is over with. 799 01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:34,400 Now, I don't mean to be disrespectful, Mr. Humphries, 800 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:37,400 but housewives need your help, not your gimmicks. 801 01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:41,900 show them that you really care about their problems, and you'll win their loyalty. 802 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,400 Now, this is what I propose. 803 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:48,200 "Schooner tuna sympathizes with those hit so hard by this trying economy. 804 01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:51,800 "To help you, we are reducing the price of our tuna by 50 cents a can. 805 01:06:51,900 --> 01:06:55,500 "When this crisis is over, we'll go back to our regular prices. 806 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:57,900 "Until then, remember, we're all in this together. 807 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:03,000 Signed, Howard Humphries, president, schooner tuna. The tuna with a heart. " 808 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,600 Well, you've got a plane to catch. 809 01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:16,600 - I'm really sorry, Howard... - Damn well right, you're sorry. 810 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:22,100 - Yes, I am. - Where in the hell have you been hiding this little girl? 811 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:26,300 She's not just selling tuna, son, she's selling America! 812 01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:29,100 - Right! - The tuna with a heart! I love this bleeding heart shit. 813 01:07:29,100 --> 01:07:32,600 - That's... that's American, that's what that is. - That's what I think! 814 01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:35,100 - Well, there's more. - More? 815 01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:38,300 - There is? - Yes. 816 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:49,600 Caroline, congratulations! 817 01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:52,300 Thanks. I am so impressed with you. 818 01:08:01,100 --> 01:08:03,100 Hi. I'm here for Mrs. Butler. 8:00 flight. 819 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:06,600 Right. She'll be right out. Okay. 820 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:13,600 Why do you have to go to California? 821 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,600 'Cause that's where we're gonna make the tuna commercial, honey. 822 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,100 Can't you go tomorrow, mommy? 823 01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:23,100 No, I can't, because everyone else is going tonight, and I have to go. 824 01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:25,100 But you know what? I'm gonna be back before you go... 825 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:29,400 to your first meeting of the knights of the round table, I promise. 826 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:33,200 Bye, honey. 827 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,800 Bye, sweetie. Aww. 828 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:42,700 Wait. guys, stay right here. Alex, Kenny, watch her for a minute, okay? 829 01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:45,200 Let me talk to you. 830 01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:49,700 Two hours notice, and you're off to Los Angeles like that. 831 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,200 Jack, there is nothing I could do about it. 832 01:08:52,700 --> 01:08:56,200 I convinced a man today to spend $11 million on one of my ideas. 833 01:08:56,700 --> 01:08:59,700 I gotta go! Besides, honey, there's gonna be other halloweens, you know. 834 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:03,700 I know there'll be other halloweens, but I'm thinking about this halloween. 835 01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:06,200 Caroline, these kids, in a couple of years, they're gonna outgrow this thing. 836 01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:10,100 Oh, really? You don't seem to have outgrown it, Jack. 837 01:09:11,700 --> 01:09:13,700 All right, I admit it. I like halloween. 838 01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:18,000 Yeah, well, so do I, honey. Remember, I was gonna dress up as a prison matron tonight? 839 01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:24,900 The point is, Megan just cut two new teeth. I'll bet you didn't know that. 840 01:09:24,900 --> 01:09:28,000 Alex is playing football. Remember Kenny's security blanket? 841 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:31,000 He doesn't have it anymore. He doesn't use it. It's gone. 842 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,200 You know, if you were here, I was gonna suggest you go as a ghost, 843 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,200 'cause even when you're here, you're not here! 844 01:09:37,700 --> 01:09:41,200 - We really have to get going. - Hey, 'Madison Avenue', lighten up. 845 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:44,700 All right, Jack. What do you want me to do? Not go? 846 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,100 Not try? Not succeed? 847 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,700 Of course not! I want you to succeed. 848 01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:52,700 Hon... 849 01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:56,000 you gave me some real good advice once. 850 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:59,200 So now let me give you some of mine. 851 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:04,100 It's real easy to forget what's important. So don't. 852 01:10:08,300 --> 01:10:12,300 Jack, I'm gonna be back in less than a week. Can't we talk about this then? 853 01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:15,800 Come on, everything's gonna be all right. 854 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:46,800 Little woman's off again, huh? Shut up, Annette. 855 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:53,800 Please, Megan. Please. Daddy will buy you a T-bird. 856 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:56,800 Okay? You want a T-bird? please. Put your bum down there, honey, okay? 857 01:10:57,300 --> 01:10:59,300 I know, but j... 858 01:10:59,300 --> 01:11:03,300 Ken, she here? I think she's here now, dad. 859 01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:06,800 Okay. Honey, please. For daddy. Meg, please, okay? 860 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:12,700 Hi. 861 01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:16,300 - Who are you? - What? 862 01:11:16,900 --> 01:11:18,900 Who are you? 863 01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:21,600 I'm your baby-sitter. 864 01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:24,300 - Excuse me. - Wait. 865 01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:38,300 Oh, Jack. Hi. 866 01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:40,300 How are you? Hi, kids. Okay. 867 01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:43,800 Huh? You remember uncle Jinx? They're big now, huh? 868 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:47,300 Yeah. Listen. What this is about, it's a... 869 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:50,400 it's a review board. Now, it's just a formality. Oh. 870 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,900 They're gonna ask you a couple of questions... 871 01:11:53,900 --> 01:11:55,800 Jack, if you could back me up, 872 01:11:55,900 --> 01:11:58,800 I think I can get you back on at half salary. 873 01:11:58,900 --> 01:12:01,500 What are you talking about? You didn't say anything about half salary on the phone. 874 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:03,400 Yeah. 875 01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:05,900 Mr. Latham, Mr. Butler, you can go in now. 876 01:12:05,900 --> 01:12:09,400 According to our records, since you and your associates left, 877 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:12,900 production in your division is off by 23 percent... 878 01:12:12,900 --> 01:12:15,400 and costs are up 19 percent. 879 01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:18,800 Do you have any explanation for that? 880 01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:22,900 I'm a little confused here. I'm no longer with the company. 881 01:12:22,900 --> 01:12:25,400 I don't know. You might ask Mr. Latham. 882 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,600 We have. 883 01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:30,900 And? I'm sorry, Jack. 884 01:12:30,900 --> 01:12:33,400 I covered for you guys as long as I could. 885 01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:39,400 You covered for us? 886 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,400 Yeah. 887 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:47,900 That's a lie. That's not true. 888 01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:50,400 Come on, Jack. 889 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:53,900 Larry and Stan were in here. They already admitted that I covered for them. 890 01:12:53,900 --> 01:12:57,900 Now, come on! It's time for you to be a stand-up guy. 891 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:04,400 Larry and Stan would say anything you wanted them to say. 892 01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:07,400 They need their jobs. 893 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:11,400 You want me to be a stand-up guy? Okay, I'll be a stand-up guy. 894 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:16,200 I need my job too, but what's going on here is wrong. 895 01:13:17,700 --> 01:13:19,900 If I did such a bad job, 896 01:13:19,900 --> 01:13:25,400 why did production go down and costs go up after you fired me, huh? 897 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:28,200 Look, I don't know what this guy told you. 898 01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,900 I don't know what he does with his books. 899 01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:35,400 I'm a car maker. I make cars. I'm not an accountant. 900 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:37,900 But i'll tell you something... I take a lot of pride in my work. 901 01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:41,400 Dad? 902 01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:45,400 Uh, son, son... you're gonna have to get out of here now. This is a meeting. 903 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:47,400 Just a minute, Alex. Daddy's talking. 904 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:50,400 I know it's not real popular right now, you know, 905 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:52,400 taking pride in your work, but I did. 906 01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:55,000 I cared. You fired me for it. 907 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:58,500 If you ever talk to my kid again like that, I'm knocking you out. 908 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,900 Yea! Forget the paper. 909 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:15,000 Yip, yip, hooray! There we go. There we go. That's it. 910 01:14:17,100 --> 01:14:19,000 Would you forget the pa... 911 01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:37,500 Schooner tuna commercial, take 24. 912 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:40,500 And action. 913 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:44,000 I'm Howard Humphries, president of schooner tuna. 914 01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:47,000 All of us here, uh... 915 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,500 Cut, cut. Cut it. 916 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:51,500 Caroline? Caroline? Telephone, Bill. 917 01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:54,000 There's an emotional element missing. I... 918 01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,500 Oh, for God's sake, what does he want now, Caroline? 919 01:14:56,500 --> 01:14:59,500 Wait a second. I'll take care of this. 920 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:02,100 What is it? 921 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,500 Can't you control him? 922 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:07,500 I want to say... I want to say, "My fellow Americans. " 923 01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:11,500 Gaffer tape, please? Okay. Fine, fine. 924 01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:13,500 Okay, folks. One more time. Quiet, please! 925 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,500 Clear it. 926 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000 Caroline? Mm-hmm. 927 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:20,000 How about a little dinner after all this is over? 928 01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:23,000 No, I don't think so. I'm too tired. Just... 929 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,000 as soon as this is over, I want to go back to the hotel and soak in a hot tub. 930 01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:28,000 That's all I want to do. That... yeah. 931 01:15:28,100 --> 01:15:31,500 That sounds like a great idea. 932 01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:36,100 - Quiet! - Schooner tuna commercial, take 25. 933 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:39,100 My fellow Americans... 934 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:42,600 I actually thought I had a job there for about 30 seconds today. 935 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,600 Hey, Jack, forget about it. 936 01:15:45,100 --> 01:15:48,100 The most important thing is that you didn't get fired. 937 01:15:48,100 --> 01:15:51,000 That's right. That's a good way to look at it, I guess. 938 01:15:51,100 --> 01:15:55,600 Listen, you guys get in now and go, and I'm gonna get a cab. 939 01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:59,100 We sprang for dinner! You can't walk out on us now! 940 01:15:59,700 --> 01:16:01,600 Get in. 'Cause I don't... Where are you taking me? 941 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:04,600 Come on. Get in the car. 942 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,600 Got him! 943 01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:43,100 Oh, my God! 944 01:16:43,100 --> 01:16:47,100 These aren't the same guys from the space shuttle, are they? 945 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:02,600 Hey, Flash! 946 01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:07,100 Wow! 947 01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:10,200 Don't look now, but I think he's looking at you. No, he's... 948 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,700 Okay. Okay. 949 01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:19,600 Remember, you don't know where this has been. 950 01:17:19,700 --> 01:17:24,700 Where's he putting it? No, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me. 951 01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:27,100 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 952 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:29,700 Hey, wait, Flash! Wait for me! Hey, Joan! 953 01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:33,600 Hey, seriously, this... Ohh. 954 01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:35,700 We're going to jail. 955 01:17:35,700 --> 01:17:37,700 Who cares? 956 01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:50,700 All right, girls. Next time I'll call you, all right? 957 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:53,700 Don't bother calling me. Seriously, it was fun. 958 01:17:53,700 --> 01:17:56,200 I'll see you. Here, take this. 959 01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:58,200 I don't think I'm gonna need it. What is it? 960 01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:00,700 It's that dancer's telephone number. 961 01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:03,400 Good-bye! 962 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,200 Will all the passengers be sure... 963 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:08,200 to have their baggage checked before boarding the buses. 964 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:11,000 Will Mrs. Turner... Annette? 965 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,400 Mrs. Turner, please come to the desk. 966 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,700 Will Mrs. Turner please come to the desk. 967 01:18:15,700 --> 01:18:17,700 So, that's why you offered to sit with the kids. 968 01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:22,400 You knew where they were taking me, didn't you? 969 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,400 Daddy? 970 01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:26,700 Hi. Come on, I'm taking you guys to bed. 971 01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:30,200 - Can we call mommy? - No, we can't. She's in California. 972 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:33,200 I want to talk to mommy too. 973 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:35,700 Come on, guys. Go to bed. We'll call her in the morning. 974 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:39,200 Well, it's only 8:30 in California. 975 01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:44,000 Good point, Annette. All right. 976 01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:01,800 Okay, be very, very quiet. 977 01:19:03,300 --> 01:19:05,800 Okay. Okay. Okay. 978 01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:10,800 Right... right... right around here would be fine. 979 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:14,800 Incidentally, I really appreciate this very, very much. 980 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:17,300 Oh, I'm quite sure you do. 981 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:32,800 982 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:35,800 983 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:38,600 984 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:41,400 985 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:45,300 Hello? Alex who? 986 01:19:45,300 --> 01:19:48,800 I don't know. Some guy. 987 01:19:49,300 --> 01:19:51,900 Let me see. Is Caroline Butler there? 988 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,800 She's in the tub. Who is this? 989 01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:57,300 This is her husband. Who the hell is this? 990 01:20:11,300 --> 01:20:15,800 - Who was that on my phone? - Uh, wrong number. 991 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,100 Ron, what are you doing? 992 01:20:19,100 --> 01:20:21,800 Well, somebody has got to pour the champagne. 993 01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:24,400 You've been drinking a lot, haven't you, Ron? 994 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:27,400 Moi? Yep. A lot. 995 01:20:27,900 --> 01:20:29,900 I think i'm gonna have to ask you to leave now, okay? 996 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,900 Why? There are no kids to go home to tonight. 997 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:37,300 Ron, get out. We could make a great team, Caroline. 998 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,900 Really? what the hell's that supposed to mean? Well, basically, 999 01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:41,800 you dump Jack, you marry me, 1000 01:20:41,900 --> 01:20:45,300 and it's Richardson, Frankel and Richardson. 1001 01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:47,900 Come on. What are you trying to tell me, that you're in love with me? 1002 01:20:47,900 --> 01:20:50,800 Hell, no. But the client is. 1003 01:20:50,900 --> 01:20:54,400 All right, Ron. This is my official warning to you. Get out! 1004 01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:56,400 You are so adorable when you're angry. 1005 01:20:56,900 --> 01:20:59,900 Ron, get out. Ron! I'm not kidding. Oh, don't be coy with... 1006 01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:05,900 Oh, trying to play hard to get, huh? 1007 01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:13,400 Aren't you gonna answer that? That's the fourth time it's rung in the last hour. 1008 01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:15,400 - Oh, do you want me to answer it? - Yeah! 1009 01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:18,400 Oh, okay. Here we go. Hello? 1010 01:21:18,700 --> 01:21:20,900 Okay? Nobody there, I guess. 1011 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:30,900 Oh. Well, you probably want to be alone, huh? 1012 01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:33,400 Okay, good. All righty. 1013 01:21:33,700 --> 01:21:36,400 Well, you try to get some sleep now, okay? And don't worry. 1014 01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:40,400 My lips are sealed. Bye. 1015 01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:45,900 Won't be so bad when I get your bangs rolled. 1016 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,700 Horrible. 1017 01:21:49,700 --> 01:21:52,900 I don't think I'll be called upon to defend my honor. I doubt it. 1018 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,900 I promised Jack I wouldn't say anything. 1019 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:03,500 Now, remember, this is in strictest confidence. 1020 01:22:03,900 --> 01:22:06,000 Of course! 1021 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,500 Oh, good. Another grown-up. 1022 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,500 What happened? 1023 01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:54,000 Dad's making some minor changes. 1024 01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,500 Hi, Joan. 1025 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,500 Just doing a little work around the house. Kenny! 1026 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:04,300 Don't paint your sister! 1027 01:23:04,300 --> 01:23:07,300 Hey, Butler! Guess what? 1028 01:23:07,300 --> 01:23:09,500 You had quite a burst of nervous energy last night. 1029 01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:11,500 Yeah. You should have called me. 1030 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,800 Hey, Butler! Yeah? 1031 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:16,500 I think i found your problem. What is it? 1032 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:19,000 This shoe. Oh. 1033 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,000 Kids. Huh. 1034 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,500 Doris, this is a friend of mine, Joan. TV. 1035 01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:26,000 Hi. Kitchen's clean. 1036 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:30,000 Hi, Joan. I'm gonna check your basement for bugs. 1037 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:33,000 I sure hope I don't find any. 1038 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:36,000 Eww, i'm all grimy and sweaty here. 1039 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,500 Joan, I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower. 1040 01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:40,600 You can get a drink. You know where we keep everything. 1041 01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:43,100 Or watch television, whatever you want. 1042 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:55,600 Oh, wow! 1043 01:24:01,100 --> 01:24:03,100 Ooh. 1044 01:24:06,900 --> 01:24:10,600 Hey, Jack! I love what you did to the bedroom! 1045 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:15,100 Damn. 1046 01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:17,600 Thanks. It's amazing what you can do with a sears card. 1047 01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:21,100 That's from their safari collection. 1048 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:28,600 You got a problem. 1049 01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:31,100 Okay. 1050 01:24:32,100 --> 01:24:34,100 All right. 1051 01:24:34,100 --> 01:24:39,100 A: She's an attractive woman. 1052 01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:43,100 B: She wants you, Jack. 1053 01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:46,100 She wants you bad. 1054 01:24:46,100 --> 01:24:51,600 C: I don't even want to think about "C. " 1055 01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:55,100 D: 1056 01:24:55,100 --> 01:25:00,100 Kenny'd talk. Alex... Alex would be okay. 1057 01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:02,900 Kenny'd talk. He'd crack. 1058 01:25:17,100 --> 01:25:19,600 M: I'm a free agent. 1059 01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:22,600 N: I could be in the middle of it, 1060 01:25:22,700 --> 01:25:24,600 I could have a heart attack, I could die. 1061 01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:29,100 Caroline walks in, sees me there. I die and get caught. 1062 01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,600 - Joan? - Caroline! 1063 01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:36,200 - What are you doing in my bedroom? - Huh? 1064 01:25:37,700 --> 01:25:40,600 This is my bedroom, isn't it? 1065 01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:43,700 - Yeah. - Well, what are you doing here? 1066 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:48,200 Is it too early for a drink? 1067 01:25:49,700 --> 01:25:52,700 All right. Y: 1068 01:25:52,700 --> 01:25:55,700 Why did I get rid of that woobie? 1069 01:25:57,200 --> 01:26:00,200 Z: you're not gonna do anything, 1070 01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:04,700 'cause you, my friend, are in love with your wife. 1071 01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:09,700 Joan? Caroline? Jack. 1072 01:26:09,900 --> 01:26:12,200 Well, now that we have the names straight, would you mind explaining to me... 1073 01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:16,200 why I come all the way home to talk to you, and I find another woman in our room? 1074 01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:19,200 Oh, look who's talking. I called your hotel, 1075 01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:23,700 Richardson answers the phone, and I hear champagne chilling in the background? 1076 01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:25,700 You heard that? Aha! 1077 01:26:25,700 --> 01:26:28,200 Now, I'd appreciate it if you just don't talk to me right now, 1078 01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:30,700 because I'm doing my best to calm down, all right? 1079 01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:34,200 Excuse me. I have a household to run. 1080 01:26:34,300 --> 01:26:37,000 Oh, Jack! 1081 01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:41,200 Hello. Oh, Jack. 1082 01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,700 I... I'm in a lot of trouble. Look, I'm not talking to you. 1083 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:45,700 No, no. Please. Listen to me. 1084 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:48,700 Uh, I cut the department to the bone, and they caught me. 1085 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:52,000 I've gotta have you back. I'll do anything. 1086 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,800 Dad, is mommy home? 1087 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:56,800 Not now, kid! I'm talking here! 1088 01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:59,400 I warned you, Jinx. 1089 01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:03,200 - Ohh! - Gee, one punch! 1090 01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:05,200 You want a company car? 1091 01:27:05,300 --> 01:27:08,300 One punch! One punch! Caroline? Oh, I've caught you at a bad time. 1092 01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:10,800 Hey, don't hit me, Jack. I like what you've done with the place. 1093 01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:13,300 Gotta get a new tube. Ron! 1094 01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:15,200 Caroline, I am begging you. 1095 01:27:15,300 --> 01:27:17,800 Humphries is gonna pull the whole account unless you come back to work. 1096 01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:20,300 I told this guy last night ten times that I quit. 1097 01:27:20,300 --> 01:27:25,300 What'd he do, make a pass? I just got a little out of hand, and she belted me. 1098 01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:27,800 You quit your job? I didn't like that job. 1099 01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:31,300 I'm gonna get another job, a better one! Anyway, I miss my family. 1100 01:27:31,300 --> 01:27:33,300 I thought you loved that job. Thanks. 1101 01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:36,300 How about three days at the office and two days at home? 1102 01:27:36,300 --> 01:27:39,800 There's no way I can do that. I need... Jack, will you listen to me? 1103 01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:43,300 - Management wants you back! - Jack! 1104 01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:46,800 Thanks. Basement's clean. Oh, thanks. 1105 01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:49,800 Look, he's offering me full salary and a company car. What do you think? 1106 01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,800 Are you kidding? Take it. Okay, look, Bert, 1107 01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:53,800 tell him I don't make a move without Larry and Stan. 1108 01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:56,700 - He doesn't make a move without Larry and Stan. - Oh, you got a deal. 1109 01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:58,300 Who are Larry and Stan? Thanks. 1110 01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:02,300 You're a working woman. Can't you understand? I'll tell you something else. 1111 01:28:02,300 --> 01:28:04,800 You really hit him? 1112 01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:07,300 Don't you think I know how to take care of myself? 1113 01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:09,300 Well... 1114 01:28:09,300 --> 01:28:12,300 Hurt your hand? No. 1115 01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,800 Missed you. 1116 01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:20,800 I missed you too. 1117 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:32,400 My fellow Americans, I am Howard Humphries, president of schooner tuna. 1118 01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:34,800 All of us here at schooner tuna sympathize... 1119 01:28:34,900 --> 01:28:38,400 with those of you hit so hard by these trying economic times. 1120 01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:43,400 In order to help you, we are reducing the price of schooner tuna... 1121 01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:45,300 by 50 cents a can. 1122 01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:48,900 When this crisis is over, we will go back to our regular prices. 1123 01:28:48,900 --> 01:28:52,900 Until then, remember, we're all in this together. 1124 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:58,000 Schooner tuna. The tuna with a heart. 1125 01:29:07,300 --> 01:29:13,000 Subtitle: sync, fix: titler