1 00:01:27,958 --> 00:01:29,624 Loafers, wasters, bums, 2 00:01:29,666 --> 00:01:32,915 A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide 3 00:01:32,916 --> 00:01:35,999 Loafers, wasters, bums, 4 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:39,582 A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide 5 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:52,582 fuk fuk fuk fuk 6 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:55,999 Booze, weed, grass just one hit 7 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,249 Out comes the smoke and all the trouble are qone 8 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:02,582 Kneel before God, ring the temple bell 9 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:05,957 1, 2, 3, 4, l want kisses oVer and over 10 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:09,249 5, 6, 7, 8, at night well qo to lndia Gate 11 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:12,374 Loafers, wasters, bums, 12 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:15,915 A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide 13 00:02:15,916 --> 00:02:18,957 Loafers, wasters, bums, 14 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:22,540 A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide 15 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:35,540 fuk fuk fuk fuk 16 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:37,457 We stay on the other side of the Jamuna, 17 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,124 We loVe all women 18 00:02:39,166 --> 00:02:40,832 The qirl is proud, we have no money, 19 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:42,457 Ask for a loan, qet powerless 20 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,082 lf we make money, we will catch the prey, 21 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:45,790 Spray some deo on your shirt 22 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,207 The qood for nothing troupe is ready 23 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,082 The penniless ones are here 24 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,749 We haVe worn a pant 25 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,374 While the other is being washed by mummy 26 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:55,707 Loafers, wasters, bums, 27 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:58,957 A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide 28 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:02,040 Loafers, wasters, bums, 29 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:05,374 A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide 30 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:18,624 fuk fuk fuk fuk 31 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:24,957 Let there be a country of loafers and make me the President. 32 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:28,790 Sing with me now, brothers and sisters. 33 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:32,082 1,2,3,4, Lonq live the Loafers Party!! 34 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:35,415 5, 6, 7, 8, Death to all the smarty pants 35 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:38,499 Loafers, wasters, bums, 36 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,332 A qhost ran away with your underpants 37 00:03:41,916 --> 00:03:46,832 Loafers, O Loafers, your luck is so messed up 38 00:03:47,416 --> 00:03:52,999 EVen your shoes are in tatters 39 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:56,582 Your luck is so messed up. 40 00:04:02,625 --> 00:04:04,749 My father says... 41 00:04:04,791 --> 00:04:07,332 'son, you hold your destiny in your own hands.' 42 00:04:07,375 --> 00:04:14,290 But if l go by his words, which l seldom do, then by God... 43 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:16,332 my destiny is fast asleep! 44 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:34,249 Do colleqes also haVe morninq assembly? 45 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:35,207 No man. 46 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:38,832 Only school teachers are obsessed with morning assembly and uniforms. 47 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:41,082 College is all about scoring girls. 48 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,207 You're right man. 49 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:45,249 ln goVernment schools, it's guys chasinq quys! 50 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:46,874 You know Amit from the 12th qrade? 51 00:04:46,916 --> 00:04:47,332 Yeah. 52 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,582 He was in the toilet yesterday with Rahul durinq assembly. 53 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:51,540 Are you serious? 54 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:52,457 Of course! 55 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:57,874 We'll walk hand in hand, we'll walk hand in hand, 56 00:04:57,875 --> 00:05:02,124 We'll walk hand in hand someday; 57 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,624 Dude, we can easilyjump over this wall. 58 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:07,332 Why break our backs oVer this stupid hole? 59 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,082 Choocha! 60 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:12,540 We haVe only a couple of days of school to leave our mark behind. 61 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,290 That's all we've been doinq for the past two years. 62 00:05:16,291 --> 00:05:19,082 Trust me, this year we will qraduate! 63 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:19,749 l swear on your mother! 64 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:26,290 Dude, is it difficult to bunk lectures in college? 65 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:28,707 No man. 66 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,124 You can do anythinq you want. 67 00:05:30,583 --> 00:05:33,290 Study if you want to, otherwise forget it. 68 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,957 Lounqe in the canteen, hanq around... 69 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,124 take in the scent of beautiful girls... 70 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:42,332 try and score with them... 71 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:43,415 kiss them anytime, anywhere... 72 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:44,957 no one bothers. 73 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:46,540 Sounds excitinq! 74 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:48,415 Dude we're going to colleqe together! 75 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:50,999 l'll become someone's boyfriend on the Very first day. 76 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,665 Hello May Day... 77 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:55,915 Attention... the wall is about to be breached! 78 00:05:55,916 --> 00:05:56,415 Fire! 79 00:06:10,541 --> 00:06:13,207 Dear god, you are the almiqhty. 80 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:15,499 You know everythinq there is to know... 81 00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:18,624 but l'd like to remind you once again. 82 00:06:19,708 --> 00:06:23,790 Please get me miqrated into Shalu's college this year. 83 00:06:23,791 --> 00:06:26,874 lt didn't happen last year, but this year please make it happen. 84 00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:29,124 l will offer prayers daily. 85 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:30,582 Please, God. 86 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:40,582 Bishop Colleqe. 87 00:06:40,583 --> 00:06:43,332 Just reminding you since there are so many colleges. 88 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,457 Bachelor of Commerce, 2nd year. 89 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:54,332 Give him your exam roll number as well. 90 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:17,290 Sir... 91 00:07:17,916 --> 00:07:20,832 there was a cookinq qas cylinder alonq with these milk cans... 92 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:21,665 now its qone. 93 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:24,082 Did you see anyone take it? 94 00:07:24,541 --> 00:07:26,165 No, brother, l don't drink milk. 95 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:40,915 ln colleqe, the qirls will be-- 96 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:42,749 Shut up, Choocha! 97 00:07:42,791 --> 00:07:44,040 Stop sucking up. 98 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:45,290 Or l won't go with you. 99 00:07:45,291 --> 00:07:46,457 Sorry bro. 100 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,665 Just that l'm really excited. 101 00:07:48,666 --> 00:07:51,207 We'll sort you out, but for now, be quiet. 102 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:51,832 Okay... 103 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:53,915 l am sure it will be fun. 104 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:57,499 Stop... 105 00:07:58,541 --> 00:07:59,832 look... 106 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:48,915 Sardarji, want to buy a qas cylinder? 107 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:51,040 Half price! 108 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:58,499 What are you staring at? 109 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,999 l found it on the street. 110 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:02,332 Cylinder? 111 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:02,915 Yeah. 112 00:10:02,916 --> 00:10:03,665 You found it? 113 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:04,290 Yeah. 114 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,082 On the street? 115 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:05,832 Yeah. 116 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:08,040 l'll beat the crap out of you. 117 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,582 You bloody dope head... 118 00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:11,707 sellinq my own cylinder back to me?! 119 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:14,332 Whoa... l'm not a thief. 120 00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:16,249 l found it on the street. 121 00:10:16,291 --> 00:10:17,332 How does it belong to you? 122 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:18,999 l'll tell you! 123 00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:21,707 Okay... fine... 124 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:22,832 you can keep it. 125 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,374 As a gift. 126 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,624 l am Very rich anyway. 127 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:31,665 All my money's gathering dust... 128 00:10:33,791 --> 00:10:34,832 Just leave. 129 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,457 Sardarji... 130 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:54,707 how about a plate of chole-bhatura? 131 00:10:55,416 --> 00:10:56,915 Can't you hear my stomach qrowl? 132 00:11:01,916 --> 00:11:02,915 Chotu... 133 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:05,457 qive him a serving of chole-bhatura. 134 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,749 Here you go. 135 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,915 Dumbass, can't you serve properly? 136 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:12,582 You think l'm a homeless begqar? 137 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:14,040 What the-- 138 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:18,790 You think this is your father's weddinq reception to feed him for free? 139 00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:21,540 Why don't you slice me up and add me to his dish? 140 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:24,499 You think this is a soup kitchen? 141 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:25,749 Hello? 142 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:27,874 ln fiVe minutes. 143 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:30,124 l'll be there. 144 00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:33,290 Now he's got angels fallinq for him where are you off to? 145 00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:36,915 Dad, that was Raju. He's clearinq our dues today. 146 00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:39,332 Did Raju rob a bank last night... 147 00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,707 that he wants to clear our dues? 148 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:42,832 You think l'm an idiot? 149 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,749 He really called me, l'll see you later. 150 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:50,915 What a bad start to the day. l can't eVen set my beard! 151 00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:19,415 10 more seconds and l'd have taken the bus. 152 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:21,582 Have l ever been late? 153 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,165 You know what my dad's like. 154 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:26,249 He can't set his beard unless he yells at me every morning. 155 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,124 How was the movie yesterday? 156 00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:34,582 lt was okay. 157 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:38,290 You never take me alonq with your college friends. 158 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,707 l'm in colleqe too. 159 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:42,207 You aren't in college, you're studyinq through correspondence. 160 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,165 lt's the same thinq. 161 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,957 Anyway, l'm coming to your colleqe next year. 162 00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:47,165 So hanq with us next year then. 163 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,665 You've become very rude lately. 164 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,540 Never mind. 165 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:57,249 You'll show me around your colleqe today? 166 00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:03,124 l've been asking you for so long. Say somethinq. 167 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,874 Fine! 168 00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:07,374 Only if Pandit lets us go. 169 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:08,332 Who is Pandit? 170 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,624 What's up, Panditji? 171 00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:16,374 Nothinq new... 172 00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:19,165 it's the same qrind eVeryday. 173 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,832 l'm stuck in his shithole for other reasons 174 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,665 or l would'Ve quit this job long aqo. 175 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,957 You see this room? 176 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:33,832 Back home the bull knocks up cows in a room biqger than this. 177 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,499 You're right, Panditji. 178 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,874 My dad said the same thing to my mom. 179 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,082 Anyway, tell me somethinq... 180 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:46,124 how much do we haVe to score to make it to college? 181 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,665 At least, 85 % 182 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:51,165 You must be kiddinq! 183 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,999 You are kiddinq yourself to even think about college. 184 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,540 All year round you make life hell for others. 185 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,332 Now it's your turn to feel the heat. 186 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:07,957 There is another way in... 187 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:09,707 lf you want, l can pull some strinqs. 188 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,665 Panditji, any way will do. 189 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,790 We'll tear throuqh the roof, if necessary. 190 00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:15,540 Tell us what you can do. 191 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:19,790 Exam papers for the 12th grade are out. 192 00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:21,957 What do you mean out? 193 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:24,415 Out, Choocha, out! 194 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,915 when he says they're out, he means they've been leaked. 195 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,832 Holy shit Panditji! 196 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:31,332 Please do somethinq for us. 197 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:33,999 Consider it done. 198 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,915 Come here a day before every exam. 199 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,624 50,000 rupees for eVery exam paper. 200 00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:40,082 Fifty?!! 201 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:42,415 That's too much! 202 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,249 l'm charqing others 60,000. 203 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,457 This is a discount for you. 204 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,832 Why? Do you fancy us, or what? 205 00:14:48,916 --> 00:14:50,540 He's so vulgar! 206 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:51,499 Shut up! 207 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,540 Panditji, you'll giVe us the real papers riqht? 208 00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:56,540 My papers will haVe better printing than the real ones. 209 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,624 Get the money in place. 210 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:00,124 You only haVe a week. 211 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,707 Seven days only. 212 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:03,290 Get it? 213 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,999 Panditji, can we walk around the college once? 214 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,665 l really want to go inside. 215 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,582 Never seen one. 216 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:10,457 Please don't say no. 217 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,124 Please, Panditji. 218 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,957 Come on Sunday and l'll giVe you a tour! 219 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:15,207 Why? You want us to come and hanq around with the gardener's daughter? 220 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,457 Five minutes is all we want... 221 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,749 we'll be out in two! 222 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,915 Try to understand you can't qo in! 223 00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:20,582 Panditji... 224 00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:23,332 can he go in with me? 225 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,499 He's only qoinq to drop me off, please. 226 00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:31,124 Take. 227 00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:37,207 Panditji, how could you let him in? EVen he doesn't study here... 228 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,457 But his qirlfriend does. 229 00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:41,707 Huh! She's not his girlfriend. 230 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,040 l've seen her with Monty a lot of times. 231 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,082 Really? Monty? 232 00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:45,624 Yeah. 233 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:46,749 You mean, cheating? 234 00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:47,832 Shut it Choocha. 235 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:52,207 Panditji, please let us qo in or he won't stop until Sunday. 236 00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:53,499 Please. 237 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,332 Okay, okay... 238 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,915 Listen, if anyone asks, say that you are Zafar's cousins. 239 00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:02,415 ls Zafar the big bully here? 240 00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,457 Not a bull, but a cow. 241 00:16:04,916 --> 00:16:07,749 He was the cool dude some years ago, but is lying low now. 242 00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:11,624 l pull strinqs for people all the time... 243 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,790 but Zafar once pulled strings for me. 244 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:37,374 A star shines in my soul 245 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:44,040 And shows me the path 246 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:50,457 Shows me grace in an unfinished note 247 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:57,957 And 248 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:09,540 Lord, l can't take it anymore 249 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,374 Say somethinq 250 00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:15,165 Lord, open the doors of destiny 251 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:18,040 Please open them 252 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:20,874 Lord, l can't take it anymore 253 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,665 Say somethinq 254 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:26,457 Lord, open the doors of destiny 255 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,332 Please open them 256 00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,040 All my dreams 257 00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:34,332 Are shut in a box 258 00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:40,457 Lord, make a hole in that box 259 00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:43,415 Lord, l can't take it anymore 260 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:46,290 Say somethinq 261 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,082 Lord, open the doors of destiny 262 00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,957 Please open them 263 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:15,124 Dreams are bubblinq in my eyes 264 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,165 They speak to me every day 265 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,499 Dreams are bubblinq in my eyes 266 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:29,165 They speak to me every day 267 00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:32,165 They are in my eyes, in all l say 268 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,957 Yet so far from my reach 269 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,165 l've lost all patience 270 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,249 Give me some mantra 271 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:47,957 l've been vyinq for your attention for so long 272 00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:51,207 Lord, l can't take it anymore 273 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:54,040 Say somethinq 274 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,915 Lord, open the doors of destiny 275 00:18:56,916 --> 00:18:59,582 Please open them 276 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:02,540 Lord, l can't take it anymore 277 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:05,332 Say somethinq 278 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:08,165 Lord, open the doors of destiny 279 00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:10,915 Please open them 280 00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:18,499 A star shines in my soul 281 00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:23,290 And shows me the path 282 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:28,457 Shows me grace in an unfinished note 283 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:32,374 Let the tune be completed 284 00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:35,249 A rhythm is at play 285 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,415 And melody flows 286 00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:42,249 This continues 287 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:47,290 Sometimes with words, sometimes without 288 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:52,874 Our conVersations, continue 289 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:58,874 A star shines in my soul 290 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:03,624 Dude! 291 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,999 You play the Violin just like Shahrukh does in his films. 292 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,999 Fantastic! 293 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,999 There you qo aqain makinq a jerk of yourself! 294 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,749 lt's a guitar, not a Violin! 295 00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:16,665 Riqht? 296 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:20,040 Hunny, stop embarrassing me in front of strangers, okay? 297 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,457 WhateVer it is, you are really good. 298 00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:24,082 What course are you in? 299 00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:25,999 l don't study here. 300 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,915 Oh, so you teach music? 301 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,874 Like Shahrukh Khan from 'Mohabbatein'? 302 00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:31,915 Hey! 303 00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:35,499 He doesn't teach here and you don't study here. 304 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,582 Aren't your five minutes up yet? 305 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,999 We were just leaving, relax. 306 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,457 Before we leaVe, won't you introduce us to Zafar? 307 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,415 Let's see what breed your cow is. 308 00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:50,249 That's like asking if the sun is out on a hot, sunny afternoon. 309 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,124 You are standing in his presence. 310 00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,165 Him? 311 00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:55,415 That's amazing, Panditji. 312 00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:59,665 l've decided that as soon as we qet admission, l'm taking up the quitar. 313 00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:01,874 Hunny, girls are crazy for guitarists! 314 00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,582 Chicks will stick to you like maqnets if you've got a guitar. 315 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,499 Hey... time is up! 316 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,415 You better get the money in time. 317 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,999 You're top breed, for sure, brother! 318 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,040 Seven days only, get it? 319 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,915 So, Mr. Rockstar... 320 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:24,874 do you intend wastinq your talent over here? 321 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:26,999 When will you hit the biq time? 322 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,207 Huh? 323 00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:29,540 Album? 324 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:33,707 l'm asking because l'm worried about you. 325 00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,832 l've known you for six years. 326 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,707 You rocked this place for the first three. 327 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,957 The other three l still don't understand. 328 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,540 Anything clicked yet? 329 00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:44,415 No, Panditji. 330 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:46,707 They know my face so well at all the auditions and reality shows... 331 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:47,915 they don't even let me in through the qate. 332 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:52,957 As for recording an album, that's another ballgame altoqether. 333 00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:53,915 How could that be? 334 00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:55,249 l mean, here you play so well. 335 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,749 l qet your music, they don't? 336 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,082 lt's not their fault. 337 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,499 These strings are tied to someone else. 338 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:04,665 When that person is away, the music also goes away. 339 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:06,165 Touching. 340 00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:08,915 l qet what you're saying. 341 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,457 Keep playing. 342 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:14,374 lf you need any help, let me know. 343 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,915 This is my new Visitinq card. 344 00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:18,249 Look... 345 00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:20,374 it has my picture too. 346 00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:22,624 What do you think? 347 00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:24,415 Good. 348 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,874 Carry on... see you later. 349 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:36,415 Dude, l have a dream. 350 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:39,832 On our first day of college... 351 00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:41,540 we will enter on horses. 352 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,582 You riding the white horse... 353 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:44,915 and l on the black... 354 00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:48,082 wearinq black sunglasses, long leather boots with zippers... 355 00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:50,582 red shirts and black pants. 356 00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:52,665 Shirts buttoned up to the collar. 357 00:22:53,416 --> 00:22:56,165 Dude, qirls will kill for us. 358 00:22:57,541 --> 00:22:59,874 That reminds me... 359 00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:02,582 l forgot to tell you about the dream l had this morning! 360 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:04,124 You jerk! 361 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,832 All you've done is talk nonsense all day... 362 00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:07,165 missinq out on what's really important. 363 00:23:07,208 --> 00:23:09,249 As it is, you've had a dream after bloody ages. 364 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,415 Sorry, dude. 365 00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:13,749 The thinq is l dream every night, but sometimes l forget. 366 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:14,457 So anyway... 367 00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:18,207 l saw, you were at the Jumbo Circus. 368 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:23,499 And a jumbo, l mean an elephant goes wild... 369 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:26,915 and instead of playing with a colourful ball, it takes you in its trunk... 370 00:23:26,916 --> 00:23:28,832 and starts banqing you on the floor. 371 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:32,957 That's when l qet there and rescue you from its trunk. 372 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:36,832 Then l wrap the trunk around my hand and whack it with one blow. 373 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:37,874 Knock-out! 374 00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:41,540 You bloody scoundrel... 375 00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:45,832 elephants banginq me on the floor, horses draqginq me... 376 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:47,915 next it'll be a donkey kicking me... 377 00:23:47,916 --> 00:23:51,332 Smart ass, a little puppy scares you to bits... 378 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:53,124 and you think you can whack an elephant! 379 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:53,874 Knock-out?! 380 00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:56,707 Dude, you can't control what you see in a dream. 381 00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:57,957 A dream is a dream. 382 00:23:57,958 --> 00:23:59,040 Anything is possible. 383 00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:00,499 Anything is possible! 384 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,040 Shut up now! Let me figure it out. 385 00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:07,374 Mad elephant... elephant... 386 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,540 elephant as in Ganpati. 387 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:10,957 As in? 388 00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:12,124 Lord Ganesha! 389 00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:14,540 Lord Ganesha? 390 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,999 Bloody Englishman! 391 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,790 lndian Gods are so colourful! 392 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:20,165 Dude, don't confuse. 393 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,249 That was Lord Hanuman, this is Lord Ganesha. 394 00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:23,874 Hang on to Lord Ganesha. 395 00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:28,415 Lord Ganesha... 396 00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:31,332 also known as Shri Ganesh. 397 00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:33,374 And 'a whack with the hand'... 398 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:36,499 a hand has fiVe fingers... 399 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:37,915 five! 400 00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:40,749 So it's number fiVe on Shri Ganesh. 401 00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:41,915 Let's qo. 402 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,082 Here they come aqain. 403 00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,832 A hundred tickets for Shri Ganesh, number four. 404 00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:17,040 Shri Ganesh... number four... 405 00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:19,124 Do you haVe number four? 406 00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:23,249 No. 407 00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:27,582 Sorry, we're out of four. 408 00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:32,582 ln that case, we'll qo with number eight. 409 00:25:34,791 --> 00:25:36,540 Number eight... 410 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:37,915 Do you haVe number eight? 411 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,124 No, out of eight too. 412 00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:45,540 Really? 413 00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:48,332 What do we do, Choocha? 414 00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:50,040 Let's take number three. 415 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:50,915 Three? 416 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,582 No, l think we should qo with number five. 417 00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:54,499 Screw what you think, let's qo for three. 418 00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:55,665 l don't qet you... 419 00:25:55,666 --> 00:25:56,707 Don't arque. 420 00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:57,332 l want number three. 421 00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:58,457 Oh no, number five. 422 00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:00,790 Dude, shut up! Why don't you qet it? 423 00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:01,957 Tell me, do you have number five? 424 00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:03,540 This is not fair, Hunny. 425 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,290 Hey! l asked for number five, not your dauqhter's hand in marriaqe. 426 00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:14,165 Hurry up, it's almost time for the draw. 427 00:26:38,791 --> 00:26:40,207 Scoundrels! 428 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:42,832 Pulled a fast one again! 429 00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:47,249 Cut, cut... 430 00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:47,624 Sorry. 431 00:26:57,541 --> 00:26:58,540 Lucky 13... 432 00:26:58,541 --> 00:27:01,082 Sir, sir... the talkback is off... 433 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:04,540 Start! 434 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,207 What's wrong? 435 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:11,707 EVen pirated CDs don't qet stuck like you do. 436 00:27:11,708 --> 00:27:13,915 We'Ve done 13 takes. 437 00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:14,999 Lucky 13! 438 00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:18,207 Get back in tune and start singinq. 439 00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:19,082 Come on, start... 440 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,957 Sir, l can't do it. 441 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,082 Sir, l'm unable to sinq. 442 00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:25,957 Let's pack up for today. 443 00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:26,707 Pack up? 444 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:29,332 lf you're callinq the shots here, what do you want me for? 445 00:27:29,375 --> 00:27:31,249 You think, l'm here for your autograph? 446 00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:33,999 lf you can't sinq, get lost. 447 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,082 Out! 448 00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:39,499 Call the percussionists in. Let's see what they can do. 449 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:42,999 Listen Mr. Rockstar, if you continue to sinq like this... 450 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,249 very soon you'll be sporting wrinkles, but your album won't see the light of day. 451 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,040 Now qet lost! 452 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:12,499 Sir... 453 00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:14,124 Yes? 454 00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:18,957 Did you see anyone steal my motorcycle tyre? 455 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:20,749 No brother, l'm not married. 456 00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:46,874 You dopehead! 457 00:28:49,416 --> 00:28:51,749 Stop right there! 458 00:29:33,375 --> 00:29:33,957 Lali... 459 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:50,332 Althouqh it's none of my business, l'd like to tell you something. 460 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:52,874 Look l know you're hurt but... 461 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:56,624 it's not necessary that your school friends remain friends in college too. 462 00:29:56,666 --> 00:29:58,332 A lot chanqes when you are in colleqe. 463 00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:00,582 You start a whole new life. 464 00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:06,124 Ma'am, that doesn't mean you qive up on old friends for new. 465 00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:07,582 No, not at all. 466 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:10,249 Friendship doesn't end but priorities change. 467 00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:13,665 Sometimes, a person's tastes also chanqe... 468 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:17,999 l hope you understand what l'm tryinq to say. 469 00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:19,915 Take care. 470 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:51,749 Excuse me, ma'am! 471 00:30:52,916 --> 00:30:53,915 l meant her. 472 00:30:53,916 --> 00:30:56,290 Ma'am, don't you teach at BCMC? 473 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:56,832 Yes. 474 00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:59,874 Ma'am, l want to transfer to your college next year? 475 00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:01,374 Good luck. 476 00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:06,915 Sure, but what l mean is... if you could teach me... 477 00:31:07,791 --> 00:31:08,624 Me? 478 00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:10,374 Take tuition classes. 479 00:31:10,375 --> 00:31:13,207 l tried but all batches are full. 480 00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:15,124 MoreoVer most of the syllabus is completed. 481 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:16,790 So, how can l help? 482 00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:19,332 Ma'am, don't you teach accountancy? 483 00:31:19,583 --> 00:31:20,082 Yes. 484 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:22,457 l heard from Shalu. 485 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,249 Ma'am, l find accountancy tough. 486 00:31:24,291 --> 00:31:25,540 l can't fiqure it out... 487 00:31:25,541 --> 00:31:27,915 whereas, l'Ve studied all the other subjects. 488 00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:30,915 Sorry, ma'am. 489 00:31:31,875 --> 00:31:33,040 Ma'am, please ma'am. 490 00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:34,582 Accountancy is Very difficult. 491 00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:36,624 Look, don't qet me wrong. 492 00:31:36,916 --> 00:31:40,165 l know why you are doing this... don't rush into it. 493 00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:42,332 No, ma'am, l'm not rushing. 494 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,082 Please, ma'am. 495 00:31:49,666 --> 00:31:50,207 Alriqht... 496 00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:54,207 we'll beqin this evening, at my place. 497 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:57,499 Will you manage? 498 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,165 Yes, ma'am, no problem. 499 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,290 Thank you, ma'am. 500 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:06,207 Listen, think about what l was trying to tell you earlier. 501 00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:07,332 lt will help you. 502 00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:08,165 See you. 503 00:32:12,916 --> 00:32:13,915 l've thought about it... 504 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:16,665 l have a point to make. 505 00:32:17,208 --> 00:32:22,207 When l go out with another girl in the same college... 506 00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:25,332 that's when she'll realise. 507 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,332 Today is your last day in school. 508 00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:39,999 Your board exams begin in five days... 509 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,457 and today you'll get your roll numbers. 510 00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:48,582 Only those students whose attendance is more than 75% will qet their roll numbers. 511 00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:53,415 There are two dimwits who won't qet them. 512 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:57,832 Stand up as l call out your names. 513 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,207 Dalip Singh and Vikas Gulati. 514 00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:03,540 Wow. 515 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:07,540 Standing up eVen before your names are called. 516 00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:08,582 Excellent! 517 00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:11,665 Sumit, take this... 518 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:14,915 and distribute these roll numbers outside. 519 00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:16,874 You two... come here. 520 00:33:24,541 --> 00:33:27,999 Scoundrels, if you weren't attending my tuition classes... 521 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,999 l'd have neVer giVen you your roll numbers. 522 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,082 Here. 523 00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:34,749 Got my tuition fees? 524 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,124 Yes sir. 525 00:33:36,166 --> 00:33:37,999 Put it here and qet lost! 526 00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:44,290 Sir, which colleqe did you attend? 527 00:33:45,208 --> 00:33:48,040 l mean, was attendance compulsory there too? 528 00:33:49,416 --> 00:33:50,832 Let me remind you, numbskull... 529 00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:54,415 this is the year you make a hat trick of failures. 530 00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:55,790 You're thinkinq about college and... 531 00:33:55,791 --> 00:33:59,249 l'm thinking about where l will put you in this classroom. 532 00:33:59,916 --> 00:34:01,332 Now qet lost. 533 00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:13,915 We shouldn't haVe qiven him the fees. 534 00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:15,540 Now, how will we arranqe the money to pay for the question papers? 535 00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:19,290 lf we hadn't bouqht roll numbers off him, we couldn't eVen haVe appeared for the exams. 536 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:22,707 And if you take that many days to come up with a dream, how will l arranqe the money? 537 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:23,499 Where is today's dream? 538 00:34:23,541 --> 00:34:27,332 Dude, l dream eVery niqht but l don't always remember it. 539 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:28,874 Remember that Hollywood film... 540 00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:29,790 lnception? 541 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,374 The one with the 'Titanic' hero... 542 00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:34,499 lt was shown that they use needles to get inside the brain. 543 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,915 why don't you come up with somethinq like that? 544 00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:38,374 Then you can poke some needles in me and watch my dream with me. 545 00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:41,165 lt's not easy to remember my dreams. 546 00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:12,957 Are you qoinq to burn a hole in the building? 547 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:24,374 You stroll by, to qet close to me 548 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:35,332 Sometimes you look in my eyes, sometimes you qaze at my walk 549 00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:40,915 Ambarsariya, don't pick the bud unbloomed 550 00:35:40,916 --> 00:35:45,999 Your mother's said the harshest thinqs to me 551 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:54,874 Ambarsariya, ho Ambarsariya 552 00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:02,415 Dude. Your confidence frightens me sometimes. 553 00:36:02,416 --> 00:36:04,249 And your own face doesn't? 554 00:36:04,916 --> 00:36:07,582 You can't be bird watching here. 555 00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:09,415 Think about the exams! 556 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:11,915 We haVe five days to pay Panditji. 557 00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:13,707 Another year we'll haVe to rot in school. 558 00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,082 Shut up, you jinx! 559 00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,707 Can't you be happy at my proqress? 560 00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:18,915 Yeah right! 561 00:36:19,541 --> 00:36:22,332 Once in 1st qrade, twice in 6th grade... 562 00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:24,624 and for the third bloody time in the 12th. 563 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:25,749 Progress! 564 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:29,207 Who fails in the 1st grade, man?? 565 00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:52,332 Will you be my friend? 566 00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:55,457 lf yes, then hold the kite up. 567 00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:13,915 Ambarsariya, don't pick the bud unbloomed 568 00:37:13,916 --> 00:37:23,957 Your mother's said the harshest thinqs to me 569 00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:28,249 Ambarsariya 570 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:37,874 So, you want to be my friend? 571 00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:40,249 lf l didn't want to, would l hold up the kite? 572 00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:42,832 Yeah... but only friends, nothinq more. 573 00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:44,374 Don't eVer say 'l love you' to me. 574 00:37:44,416 --> 00:37:47,832 Of course not, why would l say, 'l love you'? 575 00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:50,290 You're not my qirlfriend. 576 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:52,749 Anyway, l already have a girlfriend. 577 00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:55,040 Really? What's her name? 578 00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,415 First tell me yours. 579 00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:58,957 Priya, now tell me her name. 580 00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:03,165 Jasmine, she is in colleqe. 581 00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:04,707 She's a year older than me. 582 00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:08,415 Actually, l have a thing for mature qirls. 583 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:09,999 You qet to learn a lot from them. 584 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,499 Really? What mature thinqs has she taught you? 585 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:14,207 Well... 586 00:38:15,416 --> 00:38:17,957 she taught me how to kiss. 587 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,124 What's there to teach in a kiss? 588 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:24,290 Not your regular kiss, a mature kiss. 589 00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:25,999 French kiss! 590 00:38:27,541 --> 00:38:28,957 French kiss? 591 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:29,874 What's that? 592 00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:33,415 you know what it is. 593 00:38:33,458 --> 00:38:36,624 l really don't know, tell me, please. 594 00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:44,290 You put your lips toqether and... 595 00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:45,332 What? 596 00:38:45,833 --> 00:38:48,332 You put your lips toqether and let your tonque do the magic. 597 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:49,790 That's French kiss. 598 00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:54,124 So... 599 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:58,749 you've French kissed this qirl? 600 00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:02,540 Of course! Every time we meet, we French kiss. 601 00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:08,374 l don't want to be your friend, you talk dirty. 602 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:09,374 Great. 603 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,999 You were the one who asked what a French kiss was! 604 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,290 l don't care, l don't want to talk to you, ever! 605 00:39:16,541 --> 00:39:20,457 And if you ever come to the roof aqain, l'll make sure my dad thrashes you. 606 00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:35,874 Now that's what you call a crash landing! 607 00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:48,624 Okay, so... 608 00:39:48,666 --> 00:39:51,499 debit is what comes in, credit is what goes out. 609 00:39:51,541 --> 00:39:54,624 This is the basic rule for all qeneral entries. 610 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:57,540 Apply this rule and make a general entry for Rent paid. 611 00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:01,665 Ma'am, this is the only entry l can't qet riqht! 612 00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:05,249 Write... rent debit, credit cash. 613 00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:11,999 Ma'am, why do we credit cash? 614 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,874 When we qet rent shouldn't we debit it, instead? 615 00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:16,915 This isn't the rent you qet for your shop. 616 00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:19,040 This is the rent you have to pay. 617 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,874 Oh! This is that one. Riqht. 618 00:40:20,875 --> 00:40:22,207 Now l qet it. 619 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,665 Now apply the basic rule to it. 620 00:40:27,916 --> 00:40:29,124 Which rule? 621 00:40:29,416 --> 00:40:30,624 What do you mean, which rule? 622 00:40:30,625 --> 00:40:32,374 l just told you a minute aqo. 623 00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:33,832 Oh! That one... 624 00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:40,540 Debit what comes in, credit what qoes out. 625 00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:53,374 Yes, ma'am. 626 00:40:53,916 --> 00:40:55,290 What's next? 627 00:41:12,291 --> 00:41:13,832 Zafar, l know what music means to you... 628 00:41:14,458 --> 00:41:16,082 but you have other responsibilities too, don't you? 629 00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:18,749 Neetu? 630 00:41:19,791 --> 00:41:21,707 l need your support... 631 00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:23,707 not pressure, please! 632 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:25,749 Pressure? 633 00:41:26,291 --> 00:41:27,124 Okay. 634 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,749 How much more time do you need? 635 00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:31,624 Perfect! 636 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:33,665 Now you doubt me? 637 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,249 Listen, l didn't say that. 638 00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:37,665 But this way it can qo on forever, right? 639 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,665 Be practical, Zafar... 640 00:41:44,541 --> 00:41:45,749 music is good as a hobby. 641 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:47,415 Music isn't my hobby, Neetu. 642 00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:53,040 So what am l... your hobby or... 643 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:54,582 Oh come on, Neetu... seriously... 644 00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:56,082 don't behave like a kid. 645 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:59,165 l'm not behaving like a kid, but you sure are. 646 00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:01,415 Tell me, music or me? 647 00:42:01,625 --> 00:42:02,499 Neetu! 648 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:04,832 Music or me? 649 00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:12,957 Music. 650 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:34,999 Remember one thing Zafar... 651 00:42:36,416 --> 00:42:40,999 if you fail to make it as a musician, l'll neVer forqive you. 652 00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:44,874 Because you're sacrificing our relationship for your music. 653 00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:47,374 Remember this. 654 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:27,374 Find a fix, find a quick fix 655 00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:32,499 Make a quick guess or hit bulls eye 656 00:43:32,541 --> 00:43:42,332 Find a fix, find a quick fix 657 00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:44,415 What's cooking, bro? 658 00:43:44,416 --> 00:43:45,207 Nothinq. 659 00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:47,540 Sure seemed like something. 660 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:49,165 A little social service. 661 00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:52,415 Exam papers for the 12th grade are out. 662 00:43:52,416 --> 00:43:54,915 l wanted to line up my buyers before l qo buy them. 663 00:43:54,916 --> 00:43:56,665 But they're all a bunch of bloody losers. 664 00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:58,332 That's true. 665 00:44:01,291 --> 00:44:02,540 You also want papers? 666 00:44:02,541 --> 00:44:04,540 No, no, l'm taking tuition classes. 667 00:44:04,625 --> 00:44:05,040 Huh! 668 00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:06,874 Like tuitions have ever helped anyone? 669 00:44:06,875 --> 00:44:08,124 'l'm takinq tuition classes.' 670 00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:09,540 Actually, you're right. 671 00:44:09,541 --> 00:44:12,207 Accountancy is like a twisted pretzel for me! 672 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,165 l just don't get it. 673 00:44:15,291 --> 00:44:19,124 But not for 12th grade, l need papers for 1st year colleqe. 674 00:44:19,166 --> 00:44:19,999 Can l qet them? 675 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,332 But aren't you studyinq through correspondence? 676 00:44:22,958 --> 00:44:24,540 So what? lt's the same thinq. 677 00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:26,915 College and correspondence - the same thinq! 678 00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:28,957 lf it were the same, we'd be Doctor Hunny and Choocha by now! 679 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:29,749 Tell me, please... 680 00:44:29,791 --> 00:44:31,165 Dude, qo and meet Panditji. 681 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:33,040 College and correspondence... 682 00:44:33,708 --> 00:44:35,415 Who? The BCMC quy? 683 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,249 Yes, he can pull a lot of strings. 684 00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:40,749 Meet him and say, 'Hunny referred your name.' 685 00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:41,915 He will fix thinqs for you. 686 00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:42,582 Okay? 687 00:44:42,625 --> 00:44:43,165 See you. 688 00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:43,915 How much is it? 689 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:45,832 Never mind, brother. 690 00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:46,540 Chotu... 691 00:44:47,208 --> 00:44:48,540 64 rupees. 692 00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:51,207 lf you want to saVe yourself 693 00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:53,665 lf you want a future 694 00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:55,999 From here and there, from anywhere 695 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,665 Grab what you can 696 00:44:58,333 --> 00:45:00,832 You have to reach here. 697 00:45:00,833 --> 00:45:04,207 Mr. Narayan Pandit, from rags to riches. 698 00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:05,749 How're you, Panditji? 699 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:08,999 Fine... 700 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,290 God's been kind. 701 00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:14,582 What brings you here? 702 00:45:14,583 --> 00:45:16,915 Hunny told me you leak exam papers. 703 00:45:18,125 --> 00:45:19,124 What the-- 704 00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:21,540 Keep it down. 705 00:45:21,541 --> 00:45:23,707 You're askinq for papers like they're candy! 706 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:24,749 Sorry. 707 00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:30,040 Which qrade? 708 00:45:37,291 --> 00:45:40,082 Now don't keep it so low that even l can't hear you. 709 00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:43,499 Bachelor of Commerce, first year, correspondence. 710 00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:44,874 Only the accountancy paper. 711 00:45:47,125 --> 00:45:49,665 l don't mess around with the uniVersity... 712 00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:57,415 But l can fix you up with somethinq else. 713 00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:59,249 As in? 714 00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:01,165 You want admission in this colleqe, riqht? 715 00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:01,665 Yes! 716 00:46:01,666 --> 00:46:02,749 l knew it. 717 00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:06,374 l don't think you can qet in on merit. 718 00:46:07,875 --> 00:46:10,582 But if you donate 250,000 to the President's fund, your seat is fixed. 719 00:46:11,291 --> 00:46:12,665 President's fund? 720 00:46:12,666 --> 00:46:14,249 Yeah... full guarantee. 721 00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:17,415 l will get the form siqned and sealed, myself! 722 00:46:17,958 --> 00:46:20,040 Listen carefully... seats are limited. 723 00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:22,874 You delay and you'll be hanginq around for another year. 724 00:46:22,875 --> 00:46:23,415 Okay? 725 00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:27,124 Only two hundred and fifty thousand! 726 00:46:27,541 --> 00:46:28,874 Two hundred and fifty thousand! 727 00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:30,415 Two hundred and fifty thousand?? 728 00:46:30,458 --> 00:46:32,499 You son of a gun. Have you lost it? 729 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,165 Which college takes a fee of 250,000?? 730 00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:39,082 ln my time we studied in makeshift schools at a two and a half rupee fee... 731 00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:40,832 that also sometimes we didn't pay. 732 00:46:40,916 --> 00:46:42,082 250,000! 733 00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:44,457 As it is nothing gets in through your thick skull... 734 00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:47,040 Forget bloody college and sit here at the shop with me. 735 00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,832 All he does is waste his time... 736 00:46:49,833 --> 00:46:51,874 hanginq out in colleqe or chasing girls. 737 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:53,999 And he wants, two hundred and fifty thousand! 738 00:47:02,375 --> 00:47:03,999 l can't help you. 739 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,915 l'm sorry, l can't help you. 740 00:47:06,916 --> 00:47:08,457 Someone will come... 741 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:12,790 Zafar... 742 00:47:12,791 --> 00:47:14,707 l don't know how this happened... 743 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:16,457 he was perfectly fine when he left home. 744 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:22,040 The doctor sugqested that it's better we admit him to a priVate hospital. 745 00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:25,332 For that we need about 100,000 rupees. 746 00:47:25,875 --> 00:47:27,457 And then some more for treatment. 747 00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:31,707 How will we manaqe that? 748 00:47:31,708 --> 00:47:33,874 Take a look at him. 749 00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:36,124 Here you go... 750 00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:37,582 we'Ve taken the blood sample. 751 00:47:37,583 --> 00:47:39,832 You can submit the urine sample at the desk outside. 752 00:48:05,625 --> 00:48:06,332 Zafar... 753 00:48:06,958 --> 00:48:09,332 my father thrust a butcher's knife in my hand... 754 00:48:10,375 --> 00:48:12,582 but your father won't do that to you. 755 00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:17,707 Make music with your heart, not your mind. 756 00:48:48,416 --> 00:48:57,665 Find a fix, find a quick fix 757 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,790 Make a quick guess or hit bulls eye 758 00:49:02,833 --> 00:49:06,874 Find a fix, find a quick fix 759 00:49:07,958 --> 00:49:10,374 lf you want to saVe yourself 760 00:49:10,416 --> 00:49:12,832 lf you want a future 761 00:49:12,833 --> 00:49:15,165 From here and there, from anywhere 762 00:49:15,208 --> 00:49:16,874 Grab what you can 763 00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:21,624 Find a fix, find a quick fix 764 00:49:22,416 --> 00:49:26,874 The world doesn't rest on hope 765 00:49:26,875 --> 00:49:31,624 The world rests on a quick fix 766 00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:34,374 Up and down, everyone is a hustler, 767 00:49:34,416 --> 00:49:36,415 A huqe hustler, heavy hustler 768 00:49:36,416 --> 00:49:41,040 You come make your mark too 769 00:49:41,416 --> 00:49:44,999 Make your mark 770 00:49:45,333 --> 00:49:47,457 Happy birthday, Pradhanji. 771 00:49:47,666 --> 00:49:50,249 Welcome my dear Bombay princess! 772 00:49:50,458 --> 00:49:52,707 Your timinq is perfect. 773 00:49:53,125 --> 00:49:54,540 l was just thinkinq about you. 774 00:49:54,541 --> 00:49:55,415 Really? 775 00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:57,999 l thouqht you were giVinq mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 776 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,124 Hello ma'am... 777 00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:02,874 l love the way you play with words. 778 00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:04,749 Strikes a chord eVery time! 779 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,832 Let's talk business. 780 00:50:07,541 --> 00:50:11,915 Dimple has sprained her leq and only you can dance like her. 781 00:50:12,791 --> 00:50:13,999 l'll pay you well. 782 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,457 Set the stage on fire, today! 783 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:24,999 Hi sexy! 784 00:50:34,541 --> 00:50:36,124 Are you out of your freaking mind? 785 00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:37,665 Come on... you look like a bear. 786 00:50:37,666 --> 00:50:39,082 By God, the audience won't enjoy it. 787 00:50:39,125 --> 00:50:42,207 You want me to make an ass of myself for your audience? 788 00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:43,332 l'll pay you three thousand more for this. 789 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:43,915 Six! 790 00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:44,374 Four! 791 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:45,957 Done deal, trim down the junqle. 792 00:50:45,958 --> 00:50:46,999 Go... shaVe it off. 793 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,040 Dare you moVe! 794 00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:50,374 ls it your father's bloody crop, you jerk! 795 00:50:50,375 --> 00:50:53,290 Pradhan, you better step aside or... 796 00:50:53,333 --> 00:50:55,332 l'll actually set fire to the stage! 797 00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:56,540 Hey... listen to me. 798 00:50:56,541 --> 00:50:57,082 Hunny... 799 00:50:57,125 --> 00:50:58,249 how will we arrange the money? 800 00:50:58,250 --> 00:50:59,499 Don't qo! 801 00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:01,832 Pradhan, l'll dance. 802 00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:03,082 You can eVen tweeze my eyebrows off. 803 00:51:03,125 --> 00:51:03,707 Look at this. 804 00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:05,624 Unnati, Unnati 805 00:51:05,666 --> 00:51:07,915 Shake it baby, Unnati. 806 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:10,040 Your walk is sweet like suqar syrup 807 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:12,124 Unnati Oh, Unnati. 808 00:51:12,125 --> 00:51:12,790 Shut up! 809 00:51:13,916 --> 00:51:15,790 Let's qo. 810 00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:17,332 Pradhan, l'll dance better. 811 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:33,874 Dude... 812 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:36,374 our destiny isn't sleeping. 813 00:51:36,416 --> 00:51:37,665 lt's bloody dead! 814 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,415 Time flies 815 00:51:45,458 --> 00:51:46,999 Catch up with it 816 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:47,540 Come on. 817 00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:50,249 Get into someone's pockets 818 00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:52,665 Or fall at someone's feet 819 00:51:52,666 --> 00:51:55,040 lf you want to saVe yourself 820 00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:57,457 lf you want a future 821 00:51:57,458 --> 00:51:59,874 From here and there, from anywhere 822 00:51:59,875 --> 00:52:02,207 Grab what you can 823 00:52:02,250 --> 00:52:04,374 l always meant when l said that... 824 00:52:04,375 --> 00:52:07,040 l don't quard a college, but a treasure. 825 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:10,915 The first few months may look bleak, but you'll see the results in a year or two. 826 00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:13,665 Trust me, it's as qood as a pension. 827 00:52:13,833 --> 00:52:14,915 Hello Panditji. 828 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:19,915 How nice to see you, Sardarji. You've come at the right time. 829 00:52:20,291 --> 00:52:21,499 Would you like some tea? 830 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,415 Sure. 831 00:52:22,458 --> 00:52:23,457 Have a seat. 832 00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:27,290 What haVe you decided? 833 00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:31,582 ls it possible to qet a discount? 834 00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:34,082 How can l qive a discount on a discounted rate? 835 00:52:34,125 --> 00:52:37,415 People are payinq 350,000. You can ask Zafar here. 836 00:52:37,416 --> 00:52:39,207 What haVe you qot to worry? 837 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:41,165 You're the only son of Mr. Billa, the famous restaurant owner. 838 00:52:41,208 --> 00:52:44,499 His one stir in his pot will churn out 250,000! 839 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:46,540 He will stir fry me in the same pot instead! 840 00:52:47,583 --> 00:52:50,165 ln that case, enjoy your first and last cup of tea here. 841 00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:52,332 Oh come on Panditji... 842 00:52:52,916 --> 00:52:55,249 has anyone ever walked out of here empty handed? 843 00:52:55,291 --> 00:52:58,624 Your flattery won't help, let's qet straight to business. 844 00:52:58,625 --> 00:53:01,749 You've got only three days to qo, have you managed the money? 845 00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:04,207 The thinq is Panditji... we haVen't got the money yet. 846 00:53:04,583 --> 00:53:06,332 But l have a kick-ass idea. 847 00:53:06,375 --> 00:53:08,082 l'll pay for all the question papers in one qo. 848 00:53:08,125 --> 00:53:10,040 All l need is someone to bankroll us. 849 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:15,124 l wouldn't even bankroll my own son. 850 00:53:15,166 --> 00:53:18,374 No offence, but l'm sure your fathers stand by your own father! 851 00:53:18,375 --> 00:53:22,082 lt's not a children's savings plan, it's a business investment. 852 00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:25,874 Really? What's this business that l don't know of? 853 00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:27,665 The thinq is... 854 00:53:28,916 --> 00:53:31,790 our Choocha is a golden qoose... 855 00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:33,915 eVery morninq he lays a qolden eqg. 856 00:53:33,916 --> 00:53:36,499 l mean, eVery niqht he has a dream. 857 00:53:36,541 --> 00:53:38,665 The next morning l break that dream down to a lottery number. 858 00:53:38,666 --> 00:53:40,124 Hold on! 859 00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:44,624 l take the world for a ride, don't you try to hoodwink me! 860 00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:47,290 Playinq lottery is banned in Delhi for 10 years. 861 00:53:47,750 --> 00:53:49,207 Panditji... 862 00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:52,082 you may be older, but we are wiser. 863 00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:56,290 You sit here in this cubicle, while we'Ve visited eVery nook and cranny in this city. 864 00:53:56,750 --> 00:54:00,499 Delhi has four borders, that's where lotteries are sold in bulk. 865 00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:02,332 All you have to do is mention our name there. 866 00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:06,040 lf it were a small amount, we wouldn't bother you. 867 00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:07,624 But this calls for millions. 868 00:54:07,625 --> 00:54:09,832 Your inVestment, our skill... 869 00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:11,374 profit for all, what say? 870 00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:13,915 Listen, you day dreaming jerk... 871 00:54:13,916 --> 00:54:16,040 l'll be riqht back with Zafar's stuff. 872 00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:19,707 Have your tea and qet qoinq. 873 00:54:19,750 --> 00:54:20,874 Zafar, wait for me. 874 00:54:21,416 --> 00:54:22,957 Trying to sell a dream to me. 875 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,207 Don't worry, Choocha. Pandit's an idiot. 876 00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:29,499 He'll reqret this later. 877 00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:35,415 Yuck, the miser hasn't even added suqar. 878 00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:36,832 Can you please add some suqar, Choocha? 879 00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,207 What are the returns like? 880 00:54:45,083 --> 00:54:48,540 Brother, the more suqar you add, sweeter the tea will be. 881 00:54:48,541 --> 00:54:49,749 Absolutely! 882 00:54:49,750 --> 00:54:51,999 100,000 will giVe you a million, 200,000 will giVe two million. 883 00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:54,874 You want to invest? 884 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:56,124 No... 885 00:54:56,166 --> 00:55:01,999 not me, but l know just the person for that. 886 00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:03,790 But... 887 00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:05,499 But what? 888 00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:07,415 You'll be asked for collateral. 889 00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:10,749 Of course, we have no objection to that. 890 00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:12,415 We haVe a necklace on us. 891 00:55:12,458 --> 00:55:14,874 Was the tea too hot? 892 00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:21,082 Panditji, where's Bholi Punjaban these days? 893 00:55:26,250 --> 00:55:26,707 What? 894 00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:28,915 You heard riqht. 895 00:55:29,666 --> 00:55:30,457 Move... 896 00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:37,249 Zafar, are you crazy? 897 00:55:37,291 --> 00:55:38,874 What haVe they brainwashed you with? 898 00:55:39,416 --> 00:55:40,665 Don't fall into their trap. 899 00:55:40,666 --> 00:55:42,832 They'd even sell their fathers. 900 00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:44,999 Don't qet into their mess. 901 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:48,665 l'm the one who is in need, please take us to her. 902 00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:50,915 Please. 903 00:55:57,208 --> 00:55:57,915 Fine... 904 00:55:58,958 --> 00:56:02,415 l'll take you to her but 10% of the deal is mine. 905 00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:05,165 Why don't you take it all and turn this shithole into Taj Mahal? 906 00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:08,874 Panditji, who is this birdie named Bholi Punjaban... 907 00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,749 whose feathers we haven't counted? 908 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:13,915 Birdie? 909 00:56:34,833 --> 00:56:36,624 That's right! 910 00:56:36,666 --> 00:56:38,082 l am a hustler. 911 00:56:39,791 --> 00:56:41,957 Bholi only has an innocent soundinq name. 912 00:56:42,625 --> 00:56:47,415 The moment she speaks, it's as if a tsunami has struck the riVer Yamuna. 913 00:56:47,916 --> 00:56:48,707 Follow me. 914 00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:52,332 Those deflated balloons on your roof belong to your husband. 915 00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:54,707 Your son stares at my chest all day... 916 00:56:54,708 --> 00:56:56,499 with his tonque sticking out like a doq. 917 00:56:56,541 --> 00:56:59,207 lf you say another word, l'll set two bulls free in your house... 918 00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:01,124 will strip your whole family down in public. 919 00:57:01,166 --> 00:57:04,165 Oh God, she's made our liVes hell here. 920 00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:06,957 l think it's better to sell this house and move away. 921 00:57:06,958 --> 00:57:09,624 Fall prey to Bholi's abuses and... 922 00:57:09,666 --> 00:57:14,915 your soul won't find a hole to escape the body! 923 00:57:15,291 --> 00:57:16,665 Put Jaqbir on the job... 924 00:57:16,666 --> 00:57:18,540 make sure they leave the house. 925 00:57:18,583 --> 00:57:19,499 Yes, madam. 926 00:57:19,541 --> 00:57:23,915 Bholi has qot her hands in every illegal business. 927 00:57:24,583 --> 00:57:26,665 Yes? Hello? 928 00:57:26,666 --> 00:57:27,457 Are you done? 929 00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:28,957 How many parties? 930 00:57:29,208 --> 00:57:32,290 Madam, two parties haVe deposited 50,000 each. 931 00:57:32,541 --> 00:57:35,415 More, more, call more or... 932 00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:37,707 l'll make you dance until you're sore. 933 00:57:37,750 --> 00:57:38,415 Yes, madam. 934 00:57:38,916 --> 00:57:42,040 Mention Bholi's name and politicians tremble in fear... 935 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:44,999 and the biqgest of stars wet their pants. 936 00:57:45,666 --> 00:57:48,249 Hello beauties, did you qet the payment? 937 00:57:48,291 --> 00:57:49,124 No, madam. 938 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:52,624 He said he is the minister's P.A. and he won't pay ever again. 939 00:57:52,625 --> 00:57:54,249 ls that so? Dial him for me. 940 00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:58,540 Hi, qood afternoon. 941 00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:00,457 l'm John Miller, callinq you from London and... 942 00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:01,624 l'm qlad to inform you that... 943 00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:04,915 your email account has won 500,000 British Pounds. 944 00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:05,749 Hello? 945 00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:08,124 Say hello to your mom! 946 00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:11,415 You may be the Minister's PA but l don't qive a damn. 947 00:58:11,833 --> 00:58:12,499 Bholi... 948 00:58:13,916 --> 00:58:15,290 you are qoinq too far! 949 00:58:15,333 --> 00:58:17,165 You won't qet the payment. 950 00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:20,290 Listen, the minister is in a qood mood today... 951 00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:24,040 send some college qirls oVer to his farm house. 952 00:58:24,083 --> 00:58:27,290 lf the minister is in a qood mood, why don't you please him? 953 00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:28,499 l'll send oVer some hot oil. 954 00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:29,415 Get it? 955 00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:31,624 First payment, then enjoyment. 956 00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:32,665 Now hang up! 957 00:58:33,791 --> 00:58:34,832 Here. 958 00:58:36,583 --> 00:58:39,374 Bholi Punjaban isn't any little birdie, she's a hawk. 959 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,207 The last nail in the coffin. 960 00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:49,790 Ah! 961 00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:52,207 Pandit, what a surprise! 962 00:58:53,208 --> 00:58:54,957 Haven't seen you in a while. 963 00:58:54,958 --> 00:58:56,957 Hope you're not sufferinq from some secret disease. 964 00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:01,165 Of course not, Bholiji. 965 00:59:01,916 --> 00:59:05,207 Actually, these days my wife showers me with lot of loVe... 966 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:07,124 so l didn't feel the need to drop by. 967 00:59:07,541 --> 00:59:09,457 So then, are you looking to adopt a qirl? 968 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:10,707 Not at all. 969 00:59:10,958 --> 00:59:13,790 These boys here have an inVestment scheme. 970 00:59:13,833 --> 00:59:14,582 Really? 971 00:59:15,458 --> 00:59:17,790 l thouqht they're here to propose marriaqe to me. 972 00:59:17,791 --> 00:59:21,999 Listen, l don't deal with insurance agents and bankers anymore. 973 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,332 They are not those guys... 974 00:59:23,375 --> 00:59:26,374 Panditji, let it be. l'll take oVer from here. 975 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:30,124 Madam, l am Hunny and this here is Choocha. 976 00:59:31,916 --> 00:59:32,540 What? 977 00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:34,957 Dalip. 978 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:36,707 No, the other one? 979 00:59:39,833 --> 00:59:40,415 Choocha. 980 00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:43,332 Choocha? 981 00:59:43,916 --> 00:59:44,415 lnterestinq. 982 00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:47,832 And that's your captain? 983 00:59:47,833 --> 00:59:49,499 No madam, l am the captain. 984 00:59:49,541 --> 00:59:51,374 This is our coach, Zafar. 985 00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:53,832 Shoot. 986 00:59:54,666 --> 00:59:55,957 The thinq is... 987 00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:58,040 our friend Choocha here has a God qiven qift. 988 00:59:58,083 --> 01:00:00,374 He has a dream every night. 989 01:00:00,375 --> 01:00:06,374 The next morning l use my God qiven qift to break that dream down to a lottery number. 990 01:00:06,375 --> 01:00:08,790 We buy a lottery of that number, the number is drawn and... 991 01:00:08,791 --> 01:00:10,124 we win, as simple as that. 992 01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:14,499 Are you done? 993 01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:17,249 No madam, not yet. 994 01:00:25,875 --> 01:00:27,165 So madam, here's how it works... 995 01:00:27,208 --> 01:00:30,374 when we play 220 rupees, we win 2,000. 996 01:00:30,375 --> 01:00:33,415 When we play 2,200, we win 20,000. 997 01:00:33,416 --> 01:00:37,957 lf we play 220,000, we will win 2 million! 998 01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:42,040 lf you can lend us that 220,000, we'll split the jackpot. 999 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:45,040 MoreoVer, you can have 250,000 from our share... 1000 01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:47,415 as an advance payment towards the leaked question papers. 1001 01:00:47,416 --> 01:00:48,582 So, how do you like the plan? 1002 01:00:50,375 --> 01:00:52,832 l've come across a lot of salesmen in my life... 1003 01:00:53,416 --> 01:00:56,124 but never one who sells dreams. 1004 01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:57,249 Trust me, madam. 1005 01:00:57,250 --> 01:00:59,707 EVery time Choocha has a dream we hit the jackpot. 1006 01:00:59,708 --> 01:01:00,915 You can check. 1007 01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:06,499 EVen if l belieVe in what you've just said... 1008 01:01:06,916 --> 01:01:09,957 what do you have as collateral for my investment? 1009 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:12,540 Bholiji, they have a necklace. 1010 01:01:13,666 --> 01:01:14,207 Do you? 1011 01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:27,874 Bloody worthless freeloader... 1012 01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:31,207 trying to pawn me a fake necklace. 1013 01:01:32,416 --> 01:01:33,624 Disgusting! 1014 01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:36,332 How would l know? 1015 01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:39,624 EVer since l was a child, my mom would wear this for functions... 1016 01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:43,374 and tell everyone, 'look at my expensiVe necklace'. 1017 01:01:43,416 --> 01:01:45,040 l did not know, l swear on her. 1018 01:01:45,083 --> 01:01:45,582 Great! 1019 01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:47,874 Like mother, like son. What a fraud family. 1020 01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:49,457 Now qet lost. 1021 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:51,707 Bunch of losers. 1022 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:54,832 What if l qive you something as collateral? 1023 01:01:57,916 --> 01:02:01,165 What the hell is happening here, Pandit? 1024 01:02:01,583 --> 01:02:03,332 You brouqht an entire qang? 1025 01:02:03,375 --> 01:02:04,915 Planning to qet me busted? 1026 01:02:04,916 --> 01:02:05,915 No, Bholiji... 1027 01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:08,915 he had no idea l was followinq them. 1028 01:02:08,916 --> 01:02:10,749 l came because l need the money too. 1029 01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:13,999 lf its okay, l can qet somethinq for collateral. 1030 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,874 You can shoVe all your collaterals up your behind! 1031 01:02:17,916 --> 01:02:20,832 l will only invest for something substantial. 1032 01:02:22,916 --> 01:02:24,790 How about the deeds to my shop? 1033 01:02:24,833 --> 01:02:26,082 Which shop? 1034 01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:28,165 Billa Sweet Shop. 1035 01:02:30,541 --> 01:02:32,249 You are Billa's son? 1036 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:35,707 Yes, you know my dad? 1037 01:02:37,541 --> 01:02:40,332 Yes, Very well. 1038 01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:50,582 Alriqht, see you tomorrow with the deed and the lottery number. 1039 01:02:51,666 --> 01:02:52,915 Thank you, Bholiji. 1040 01:02:55,958 --> 01:02:58,915 Get one thinq inside your tiny little brains. 1041 01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:01,665 lf my money qoes down the drain... 1042 01:03:01,666 --> 01:03:03,290 l'll take back twice as much. 1043 01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:06,749 lf that sounds good, come back tomorrow. 1044 01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:08,999 Otherwise, eat, drink and make merry. 1045 01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:15,374 l'm thinking, if we double the inVestment... 1046 01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:17,082 we'll qet 4 million, instead of 2. 1047 01:03:17,125 --> 01:03:18,624 Two for us and two for Bholi. 1048 01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:20,749 Don't be greedy, Hunny. 1049 01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:23,790 lt's a sure thinq and we won't haVe to go to her every time. 1050 01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:25,249 You think Bholi will aqree? 1051 01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:27,832 Without a doubt! 1052 01:03:28,166 --> 01:03:29,957 So, eVen l will qet 500,000 instead of 250,000. 1053 01:03:29,958 --> 01:03:32,040 Yes, everyone will get 500,000. 1054 01:03:33,291 --> 01:03:33,999 Okay. 1055 01:03:38,833 --> 01:03:40,082 Wonderful! 1056 01:03:40,125 --> 01:03:42,874 l do all the hard work and eVeryone else has all the fun. 1057 01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:44,582 You haven't slept yet? 1058 01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:49,415 Dude, l don't see your chole-bhatura workinq on him. 1059 01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:53,790 The chole-bhatura from our sweet shop could knock a horse out. 1060 01:03:54,875 --> 01:03:56,582 Dude, how's the lassi? 1061 01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:57,457 Wait a minute. 1062 01:03:59,666 --> 01:04:02,790 l hope he doesn't qet knocked out so badly that he doesn't remember the dream. 1063 01:04:02,791 --> 01:04:05,874 Don't worry, l'Ve added a lot of almonds in the lassi. 1064 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,499 Watch how it makes his brain run. 1065 01:04:10,666 --> 01:04:14,415 Superb lassi, man. Well done, Billa! 1066 01:04:19,291 --> 01:04:23,290 Now come on Choocha, go to sleep and dream somethinq nice and crispy. 1067 01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:27,165 Don't worry brother, you'll be served something incredible. 1068 01:04:34,083 --> 01:04:37,582 Hunny, as soon as we get the money l want to buy a pair ofjeans. 1069 01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:40,790 The kind that are ripped at the knees, like Salman Khan wears. 1070 01:04:40,791 --> 01:04:43,124 And Fila shoes, with red soles. 1071 01:04:46,208 --> 01:04:47,749 Okay, l'll sleep. 1072 01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:55,415 No, not jeans... 1073 01:04:55,833 --> 01:04:59,499 l'll buy carqo pants with multiple pockets. 1074 01:04:59,791 --> 01:05:01,790 And in every pocket bundles of 100 rupee notes. 1075 01:05:01,791 --> 01:05:05,040 We'll spend like crazy and have butter chicken eVery day! 1076 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:07,040 Good night. 1077 01:05:24,625 --> 01:05:27,374 Hunny, can you come up on the bed? 1078 01:05:28,166 --> 01:05:30,207 l don't like it all alone. 1079 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:02,999 l just can't fall asleep. 1080 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,582 ldiot, do you want to suck on my thumb now?? 1081 01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:06,624 Go to sleep! 1082 01:06:07,375 --> 01:06:08,749 You are excited, aren't you? 1083 01:06:10,416 --> 01:06:14,040 l'll play a nice tune, it'll help you relax. 1084 01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:15,665 That sounds qood. 1085 01:06:15,666 --> 01:06:19,124 Hunny, meanwhile, why don't you qive me a nice head massage. 1086 01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:22,915 lt feels really qood and will help me fall asleep. 1087 01:06:31,625 --> 01:06:36,707 My legs are aching after standinq at Bholi's place for hours. 1088 01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:53,957 No Lali, you don't haVe to... 1089 01:06:54,708 --> 01:06:56,582 but okay... if you insist. 1090 01:06:59,791 --> 01:07:01,165 Feels so good... 1091 01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:04,332 Can you turn off the lights? 1092 01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:18,124 Turn off the lights, l just can't find sleep. 1093 01:07:18,833 --> 01:07:24,832 You won't find sleep eVen if you turn off the lights 1094 01:07:26,666 --> 01:07:34,540 When will l find a beauty to turn off the liqhts for me? 1095 01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:44,290 Go off to sleep Choocha, or else Bholi will wake up. 1096 01:09:24,291 --> 01:09:25,374 l won't spare you. 1097 01:09:25,416 --> 01:09:26,165 Get away. 1098 01:09:26,833 --> 01:09:30,290 Here... wham... bam! 1099 01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:35,374 Choocha... 1100 01:09:36,291 --> 01:09:36,999 Hey! 1101 01:09:38,041 --> 01:09:38,540 Choocha... 1102 01:09:39,541 --> 01:09:40,165 Wake up. 1103 01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:43,249 What happened? 1104 01:09:43,375 --> 01:09:46,040 Come on, out with the qolden eqg. 1105 01:09:59,125 --> 01:10:00,790 Why are you all starinq ? 1106 01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:02,207 Hurry up or l'll punch you. 1107 01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:06,124 Dude, you know l don't remember it easily. 1108 01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:07,540 Give me a minute. 1109 01:10:09,458 --> 01:10:10,624 Choocha, come on. 1110 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:15,582 Yes, now l remember... 1111 01:10:16,583 --> 01:10:18,165 l saw that... 1112 01:10:21,208 --> 01:10:22,207 you... 1113 01:10:22,208 --> 01:10:23,040 l? 1114 01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:26,457 l saw that you were... 1115 01:10:27,583 --> 01:10:28,332 dead. 1116 01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:31,457 Listen to me... 1117 01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:38,082 l saw that you were dead and the four legs of your bed... 1118 01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:41,874 were slowly turninq into the four ends of your coffin. 1119 01:10:41,916 --> 01:10:46,457 Then Lali, Zafar and Panditji and l.. 1120 01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:49,790 carry your coffin to the crematorium. 1121 01:10:50,208 --> 01:10:52,999 As l am about to light the pyre... 1122 01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:57,040 your butt catches fire, you wake up with a jolt and... 1123 01:10:57,416 --> 01:10:59,499 start runninq towards the jungle. 1124 01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:02,207 And you run into... 1125 01:11:03,916 --> 01:11:05,749 none other than Bholi Punjaban! 1126 01:11:05,791 --> 01:11:10,290 who transforms into a lion and swallows you. 1127 01:11:10,916 --> 01:11:13,207 As soon as l reach there... 1128 01:11:13,208 --> 01:11:17,749 l shoVe my hand in Bholi's mouth, who is now a lion... 1129 01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:19,249 and pull you out. 1130 01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:22,165 Your butt's still ablaze. 1131 01:11:23,041 --> 01:11:28,374 Anyway, l qet furious, l walk up to Bholi... 1132 01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:33,457 look her straiqht in the eye and tear her face in two. 1133 01:11:33,458 --> 01:11:35,999 One part l throw east, the other west. 1134 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:36,540 Knockout! 1135 01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:49,624 Four legs of a bed, four ends of a coffin, four shoulders... 1136 01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:52,165 the number is definitely four! 1137 01:11:53,083 --> 01:11:55,665 A burninq pyre? 1138 01:11:56,666 --> 01:11:59,499 Pyre... 1139 01:12:00,791 --> 01:12:03,624 pyre comes from fire... 1140 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:06,290 So it's the Goddess of fire, Ma Jwala. 1141 01:12:06,291 --> 01:12:07,207 And? 1142 01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,124 Dude, the... 1143 01:12:09,166 --> 01:12:10,249 Lion! 1144 01:12:10,791 --> 01:12:15,415 Lion is what the Goddess Vaishno rides on. 1145 01:12:16,291 --> 01:12:17,999 So, we're sure about the Goddess. 1146 01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:21,915 Goddess Vaishno is also known as... 1147 01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:24,415 Durga. 1148 01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:27,332 So it's number four on Jai Durqa. 1149 01:12:27,750 --> 01:12:29,915 Come, it's time to party with Bholi. 1150 01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:32,290 What about your burninq butt though? 1151 01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:37,207 Listen, you minister's pet. 1152 01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:39,832 Get this once and for all! 1153 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:41,957 First you make the payment, then you get the deliVery. 1154 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:42,749 Got it? 1155 01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:43,790 lf you haVen't... 1156 01:12:43,791 --> 01:12:46,665 come here and l'll make sure you qet it. 1157 01:12:47,125 --> 01:12:47,832 Bye! 1158 01:13:00,541 --> 01:13:02,790 l didn't think you'd turn up. 1159 01:13:02,958 --> 01:13:04,165 Well, here we are... loaded with ammunition. 1160 01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:04,957 Just say fire. 1161 01:13:05,541 --> 01:13:07,582 You have a way with words, l must say. 1162 01:13:07,583 --> 01:13:08,957 Out with the name and number. 1163 01:13:08,958 --> 01:13:11,165 Sure, but l have something else to tell you. 1164 01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:14,249 You see, the jackpot amount is not nearly enouqh now that the partners have increased. 1165 01:13:14,250 --> 01:13:17,665 l was wonderinq if you would invest 440,000 instead of 220,000. 1166 01:13:17,708 --> 01:13:19,415 The profit doubles and eVeryone is happy. 1167 01:13:19,458 --> 01:13:20,207 What do you say? 1168 01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,499 UnbelieVable! 1169 01:13:22,125 --> 01:13:24,207 trying to sell me another deal! 1170 01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:25,207 Fine. 1171 01:13:25,791 --> 01:13:28,999 l'm ready to play any amount you want me to! 1172 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:33,040 But hear me out once aqain... 1173 01:13:33,666 --> 01:13:35,540 lf my money qoes down the drain... 1174 01:13:35,583 --> 01:13:39,207 l'll shove my hand up your behind and qrab twice as much. 1175 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:43,165 Still want me to raise the inVestment? 1176 01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:43,874 No... 1177 01:13:43,916 --> 01:13:46,207 Bholiji, 440,000 is qood. 1178 01:13:47,041 --> 01:13:49,832 ln fact, let's just stay at 220,000. 1179 01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:58,624 Sorry madam, let's keep that deal open for the future. 1180 01:13:58,916 --> 01:14:02,040 Riqht now, let's just play 440,000 on Jai Durqa number four. 1181 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:13,874 Listen Damroo, bet 440,000 on Jai Durqa number four, for me. 1182 01:14:14,375 --> 01:14:15,415 Yeah, today's draw. 1183 01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:17,124 Call me as soon as the number is out. 1184 01:15:12,541 --> 01:15:13,290 Tell me, Damroo! 1185 01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:17,749 Okay. 1186 01:15:51,833 --> 01:15:52,582 Yes? 1187 01:15:54,458 --> 01:15:55,790 Who wants to go first? 1188 01:15:58,208 --> 01:16:01,790 Madam, trust me, l've neVer gone wronq with my formula. 1189 01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:04,207 Perhaps he said four and you misheard it. 1190 01:16:04,208 --> 01:16:05,624 Why don't you check again? 1191 01:16:05,666 --> 01:16:08,832 Why don't l shoVe the phone down your throat, you smartass? 1192 01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:10,665 That way you can keep dialling. 1193 01:16:10,708 --> 01:16:11,374 Get it? 1194 01:16:12,125 --> 01:16:13,707 Bholiji, what about my shop deeds? 1195 01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:14,540 Shut up! 1196 01:16:15,375 --> 01:16:17,749 Coach, you better control your team! 1197 01:16:19,125 --> 01:16:21,207 Yes? How do l get back my money? 1198 01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:31,165 Don't whisper in his ear. 1199 01:16:31,166 --> 01:16:32,249 Speak up, loud and clear. 1200 01:16:32,666 --> 01:16:33,999 Madamji, l told... 1201 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:34,624 Shh! 1202 01:16:35,541 --> 01:16:38,957 Madamji, l told him that we should work out installments. 1203 01:16:38,958 --> 01:16:41,207 We'll pay back a little eVery month. 1204 01:16:42,541 --> 01:16:43,415 Why not? 1205 01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:46,249 l'll come up with an EMl scheme, just for you. 0 00:00:27,958 --> 00:01:26,624 .:: HDMovie8.Com ::. Watch Movies and Series Free! 1206 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:49,082 On this note slap yourself real hard. 1207 01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:50,374 Why? 1208 01:16:51,625 --> 01:16:53,832 Slap yourself or he will do it. 1209 01:16:53,833 --> 01:16:56,582 l'll do it, don't bother him. 1210 01:16:58,375 --> 01:17:00,082 Harder. 1211 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:02,832 Hey... 1212 01:17:05,166 --> 01:17:06,207 ls that qood? 1213 01:17:06,208 --> 01:17:07,415 Happy? 1214 01:17:14,041 --> 01:17:16,499 And you, Billa's little puppy, should l call him? 1215 01:17:16,541 --> 01:17:19,124 No, please don't call dad. 1216 01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:21,457 Well then, tell me how you intend to pay me back. 1217 01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:23,457 We don't haVe the money. 1218 01:17:24,166 --> 01:17:27,040 lf we had, we wouldn't have come to you. 1219 01:17:27,708 --> 01:17:30,290 We needed the money to get into college 1220 01:17:30,708 --> 01:17:35,415 But here you need the money to get out. 1221 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:43,040 ln that case, why don't you tell us what to do? 1222 01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:46,582 As he said, we don't haVe the money. 1223 01:18:08,041 --> 01:18:09,874 l just haVe one way out for you. 1224 01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:15,165 There's a rave party tonight at the Faridabad-Gurqaon border. 1225 01:18:16,083 --> 01:18:18,582 And this is what you'll have to do. 1226 01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:22,832 l'll giVe you some pills that you have to sell there. 1227 01:18:23,958 --> 01:18:26,540 Each pill is for 3,000 rupees. 1228 01:18:26,791 --> 01:18:28,082 And you'll haVe 500 such pills. 1229 01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:31,874 You think it'll sell at that price? 1230 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:36,290 Like hot cakes! 1231 01:18:37,166 --> 01:18:39,040 lt will be teeming with the rich and wealthy. 1232 01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:45,207 So? 1233 01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:49,040 Alriqht madam, we will do it. 1234 01:18:57,583 --> 01:18:59,124 Do you know what those pills are? 1235 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:01,415 WhateVer they are, we haVe to sell them. 1236 01:19:01,458 --> 01:19:03,957 l don't think Bholi is ready to negotiate. 1237 01:19:03,958 --> 01:19:05,457 lt's an order, not a request. 1238 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:06,999 How will you sell the pills? 1239 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,499 Just like you sell samosas at your shop. 1240 01:19:08,750 --> 01:19:09,665 Hunny, tell him to shut up. 1241 01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:12,999 Relax! Even l am afraid. 1242 01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:17,207 But shedding tears or raisinq your Voice won't qet you anywhere with Bholi. 1243 01:19:19,166 --> 01:19:21,040 Let me know if you haVe another option. 1244 01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:24,665 Dude, which of these is the door? 1245 01:19:28,291 --> 01:19:29,040 Move out! 1246 01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:33,665 500 pills and no hanky-panky with the money, okay? 1247 01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:40,374 Chooch! 1248 01:19:40,833 --> 01:19:42,207 You're staying with me. 1249 01:19:43,750 --> 01:19:44,749 l knew it! 1250 01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:49,332 Lookinq at the loVe for me in your eyes, l didn't want to leave. 1251 01:19:49,625 --> 01:19:50,707 Let them go. 1252 01:19:50,708 --> 01:19:52,540 ln fact, eVen the Chicaqo Bulls should qo. 1253 01:19:52,916 --> 01:19:58,374 My stories will make you fall head over heels in loVe with me. 1254 01:19:58,416 --> 01:20:00,790 Go on, l'll be fine. 1255 01:20:01,208 --> 01:20:04,332 ln my 30 years on earth and 16 year career... 1256 01:20:04,375 --> 01:20:08,707 no one has ever yapped such bullshit around me. 1257 01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:09,999 l really don't get you. 1258 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,665 Who do you think you are? 1259 01:20:11,708 --> 01:20:13,957 Talkinq rubbish all the time! 1260 01:20:16,291 --> 01:20:18,624 You can leaVe, he remains here. 1261 01:20:19,416 --> 01:20:21,207 Another thinq... 1262 01:20:21,208 --> 01:20:22,665 if you get into any trouble... 1263 01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:24,624 l don't know you and you don't know me. 1264 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,707 All l care about is my money. 1265 01:20:26,958 --> 01:20:30,165 Otherwise you'll be joininq my handicapped army. 1266 01:20:34,583 --> 01:20:35,457 Get it? 1267 01:20:35,916 --> 01:20:36,707 Now leaVe! 1268 01:20:37,916 --> 01:20:39,165 Lali... 1269 01:20:39,166 --> 01:20:43,332 why don't you qive me your phone, that way l can stay in touch. 1270 01:20:43,375 --> 01:20:47,249 l mean, you shouldn't think l'm ignoring you guys just because l'm with a qirl. 1271 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:06,624 Priya... 1272 01:21:09,083 --> 01:21:10,832 Yeah? What do you want? 1273 01:21:11,041 --> 01:21:13,124 Can't l call you? 1274 01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:15,707 Hurry up, l need to study for the exams. 1275 01:21:17,958 --> 01:21:19,290 Here. 1276 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:21,624 What's this? 1277 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:23,540 The latest chartbusters. 1278 01:21:23,916 --> 01:21:25,749 Why are you qiving this to me? 1279 01:21:25,791 --> 01:21:27,499 lt's a gift, just take it. 1280 01:21:27,541 --> 01:21:28,915 But why? 1281 01:21:29,833 --> 01:21:32,957 Listen, there's a fabulous party happeninq in Gurqaon later. 1282 01:21:32,958 --> 01:21:34,082 And you're cominq with me. 1283 01:21:34,083 --> 01:21:35,374 Have you lost your mind? 1284 01:21:35,416 --> 01:21:37,124 There are still three days to go for the exams. 1285 01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:38,499 And anyway, l'll giVe you the question paper the day before. 1286 01:21:38,541 --> 01:21:40,374 You can easily learn the answers. 1287 01:21:42,208 --> 01:21:44,832 l don't want your CD, l don't want the papers... 1288 01:21:44,875 --> 01:21:47,415 and l don't want to qo to the party either! 1289 01:21:47,458 --> 01:21:49,874 Why don't you take your qirlfriend with you? 1290 01:21:50,291 --> 01:21:51,415 Well... 1291 01:21:53,458 --> 01:21:55,332 we broke up today. 1292 01:21:55,958 --> 01:21:57,874 What do you mean, broke up? 1293 01:21:58,583 --> 01:22:00,499 What's it to you? 1294 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,082 Are you thinking of me as your boyfriend? 1295 01:22:03,708 --> 01:22:04,874 What nonsense! 1296 01:22:04,875 --> 01:22:06,707 lt's not like you've said 'l loVe you' to me. 1297 01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:09,957 lf l do, will you reconsider? 1298 01:22:11,500 --> 01:22:12,790 Go away. 1299 01:22:13,625 --> 01:22:14,332 Not fair. 1300 01:22:15,125 --> 01:22:18,707 l thouqht l'd take you along and we'd haVe a qreat time. 1301 01:22:18,750 --> 01:22:20,874 l had such a touqh time conVincing my friends about you. 1302 01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:22,374 And now you're playing hard to get. 1303 01:22:23,666 --> 01:22:26,665 We're qentlemen, l'll bring you back home safe? 1304 01:22:26,666 --> 01:22:29,457 Don't complain later that you couldn't attend the party. 1305 01:22:30,458 --> 01:22:32,207 What excuse do l giVe at home? 1306 01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:33,582 Make up anything. 1307 01:22:33,625 --> 01:22:35,624 Say you are stayinq oVer at your friend's place to study. 1308 01:22:40,458 --> 01:22:42,332 Fine, l'll come alonq. 1309 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:44,915 Pick me up from outside the Jain temple. 1310 01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:47,207 Great, l'll pick you up at 9pm. 1311 01:22:47,208 --> 01:22:50,040 And no salwar-kameez, okay? 1312 01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:53,207 You should look hot. 1313 01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:57,124 Priya! 1314 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:01,707 l love you. 1315 01:23:13,125 --> 01:23:17,249 What's the big deal about this pill that it costs 3,000 rupees? 1316 01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:21,665 For that amount, l could qet a month's qroceries... 1317 01:23:22,541 --> 01:23:24,749 or pay ten years of school fees... 1318 01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:27,040 or buy ten pairs ofjeans... 1319 01:23:27,791 --> 01:23:30,082 And this one pill is worth so much? 1320 01:23:30,791 --> 01:23:33,249 There's definitely a big deal, qot to figure this thing out. 1321 01:23:33,250 --> 01:23:35,290 Hunny, stop talkinq nonsense! 1322 01:23:35,291 --> 01:23:37,582 Each pill is accounted for. 1323 01:23:37,625 --> 01:23:39,457 Don't create another mess. 1324 01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:41,124 As it is, you've brought a girl alonq. 1325 01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:43,790 Will you stop with the sermon! 1326 01:23:43,833 --> 01:23:45,374 Have you ever been to a party? 1327 01:23:45,416 --> 01:23:47,707 Stags like us are not allowed in. 1328 01:23:48,083 --> 01:23:50,124 But a qirl helps open doors. 1329 01:23:58,541 --> 01:23:59,624 Look... 1330 01:23:59,625 --> 01:24:00,957 here comes our passport. 1331 01:24:58,666 --> 01:24:59,999 l must say... 1332 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:02,790 there's somethinq amusinq about you. 1333 01:25:03,958 --> 01:25:06,082 What's with your dreams? 1334 01:25:06,083 --> 01:25:08,749 There's a very lonq story to it. 1335 01:25:08,791 --> 01:25:12,290 l'd like to hear it. 1336 01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:16,207 lf you say so. 1337 01:25:17,791 --> 01:25:22,415 Madam, it beqins more than 20 million years ago, when l was a little boy... 1338 01:25:22,458 --> 01:25:23,874 Hold on! 1339 01:25:23,875 --> 01:25:25,415 How many years aqo? 1340 01:25:25,458 --> 01:25:28,749 Were your ancestors eVen born back then? 1341 01:25:28,750 --> 01:25:30,124 This isn't right. 1342 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:34,040 Just because l loVe you doesn't mean you can interrupt me. 1343 01:25:34,083 --> 01:25:37,457 This is how l narrate my story and it begins 20 million years aqo. 1344 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:39,790 You either hear the story or pass me that plate. 1345 01:25:40,208 --> 01:25:41,457 l'm sorry. 1346 01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:44,582 Narrate it the way you want, alright? 1347 01:25:44,583 --> 01:25:45,749 Shoot! 1348 01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:51,207 lt begins 20 billion years aqo... 1349 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,457 lt's all good now? 1350 01:27:10,416 --> 01:27:12,457 l'm here, and so is my friend 1351 01:27:13,833 --> 01:27:15,540 lt's all good now? 1352 01:27:15,583 --> 01:27:17,249 l'm here, and so is my friend 1353 01:27:17,250 --> 01:27:19,582 And an evening of qreat fun 1354 01:27:19,625 --> 01:27:23,040 The chance is qood, have fun 1355 01:27:23,041 --> 01:27:26,457 Make the most of this 1356 01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:29,915 The chance is qood, have fun 1357 01:27:29,916 --> 01:27:33,332 Make the most of this 1358 01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:37,749 And that's when Chacha Nehru called me from the moon... 1359 01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:39,999 and l said, "Yes, Choocha speaking." 1360 01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:40,749 So Chacha Nehru said... 1361 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:58,082 Who knew the world could be spirited 1362 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:01,665 With dance and music, with rhythm and clapping 1363 01:28:01,666 --> 01:28:05,165 That l would get both love and money 1364 01:28:05,166 --> 01:28:08,499 l was ruined till now, now l'll haVe eVeryjoy. 1365 01:28:08,541 --> 01:28:10,582 With a click 1366 01:28:12,166 --> 01:28:15,540 With a click l could get all my heart desires 1367 01:28:15,583 --> 01:28:18,457 Now we can haVe chicken for two meals eVeryday. 1368 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,457 lt's all good now? 1369 01:28:22,416 --> 01:28:24,457 l'm here, and so is my friend 1370 01:28:25,833 --> 01:28:27,540 lt's all good now? 1371 01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:29,249 l'm here, and so is my friend 1372 01:28:29,250 --> 01:28:31,582 And an evening of qreat fun 1373 01:28:31,625 --> 01:28:35,040 The chance is qood, have fun 1374 01:28:35,041 --> 01:28:38,457 Make the most of this 1375 01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:41,915 The chance is qood, have fun 1376 01:28:41,916 --> 01:28:45,332 Make the most of this 1377 01:28:56,708 --> 01:29:00,165 lgnore the words of the sane 1378 01:29:00,166 --> 01:29:03,499 Darlinq, why not speak the words of love? 1379 01:29:03,541 --> 01:29:06,957 lf you ever want to qo shoppinq, come here 1380 01:29:06,958 --> 01:29:10,249 l've set up a shop of dreams in my eyes 1381 01:29:10,250 --> 01:29:12,624 l am putting my heart up for sale 1382 01:29:13,875 --> 01:29:17,207 l am putting my heart up for sale at half the rate 1383 01:29:17,208 --> 01:29:20,624 l've split my head banqing it on your door 1384 01:29:20,666 --> 01:29:23,165 lt's all good now? 1385 01:29:24,083 --> 01:29:26,124 l'm here, and so is my friend 1386 01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:29,207 lt's all good now? 1387 01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:30,915 l'm here, and so is my friend 1388 01:29:30,958 --> 01:29:33,249 And an evening of qreat fun 1389 01:29:33,250 --> 01:29:36,665 The chance is qood, have fun 1390 01:29:36,708 --> 01:29:40,165 Make the most of this 1391 01:29:40,166 --> 01:29:43,540 The chance is qood, have fun 1392 01:29:43,583 --> 01:29:47,040 Make the most of this 1393 01:30:35,583 --> 01:30:36,207 Catch him. 1394 01:30:37,416 --> 01:30:39,207 LeaVe him, Go after that quy! 1395 01:30:39,208 --> 01:30:39,624 Quickly. 1396 01:30:39,666 --> 01:30:40,374 Catch him. 1397 01:31:24,833 --> 01:31:25,457 Priya... 1398 01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:29,624 are you my girlfriend? 1399 01:31:35,166 --> 01:31:36,207 Answer me... 1400 01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:40,374 l eVen said 'l loVe you'. 1401 01:31:41,375 --> 01:31:43,040 Priya? 1402 01:31:44,541 --> 01:31:45,540 Talk to me. 1403 01:31:45,541 --> 01:31:48,165 Remember what you said on the roof? 1404 01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:50,165 Sir, there's no one else around here. 1405 01:31:52,208 --> 01:31:53,040 Let's qo. 1406 01:32:07,583 --> 01:32:09,707 Priya? 1407 01:32:11,125 --> 01:32:11,749 Priya... 1408 01:32:14,583 --> 01:32:16,082 What do you think of yourself? 1409 01:32:16,458 --> 01:32:19,374 What's wrong? What did l do? 1410 01:32:19,916 --> 01:32:21,249 What did you do? 1411 01:32:21,250 --> 01:32:23,999 You lied and brought me to a party of druq addicts. 1412 01:32:24,041 --> 01:32:26,582 Riqht now you tried to take advantage of me. 1413 01:32:26,625 --> 01:32:28,124 Yet you're askinq what you did! 1414 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:32,415 l was stupid, l qot carried away... 1415 01:32:33,041 --> 01:32:35,957 l thouqht you really liked me. 1416 01:32:36,541 --> 01:32:40,582 l always believed there was some innocence behind your pranks. 1417 01:32:40,583 --> 01:32:43,874 l considered you a good person, but your intentions are pure evil. 1418 01:32:44,375 --> 01:32:45,665 That's not true, Priya... 1419 01:32:45,666 --> 01:32:47,082 l really like you. 1420 01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:48,290 Don't you touch me! 1421 01:32:49,208 --> 01:32:51,582 You are a no-good scoundrel. 1422 01:32:51,625 --> 01:32:52,707 A pest! 1423 01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:56,874 Never show your face aqain. 1424 01:33:09,541 --> 01:33:11,582 Sir, he seems to be a pro at racinq. 1425 01:33:11,875 --> 01:33:13,957 But his motorcycle is his downfall. 1426 01:33:14,208 --> 01:33:15,290 lt's thumpinq roar will qive it away. 1427 01:33:57,750 --> 01:33:58,999 Do you know Neetu? 1428 01:34:00,208 --> 01:34:01,624 Tell me, how do you know her? 1429 01:34:01,666 --> 01:34:03,665 Don't answer my question with a question. 1430 01:34:03,666 --> 01:34:05,207 How do you know Neetu? 1431 01:34:05,208 --> 01:34:05,957 Who is it? 1432 01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:06,832 -Zafar. - Lali. 1433 01:34:17,208 --> 01:34:18,415 What's the meaning of this? 1434 01:34:18,458 --> 01:34:20,082 And at this late hour? 1435 01:34:20,750 --> 01:34:24,124 Ma'am, l'll explain eVerything, but first please hide this somewhere. 1436 01:34:24,833 --> 01:34:25,624 What's in it? 1437 01:34:25,666 --> 01:34:27,499 Ma'am, it has... 1438 01:34:27,541 --> 01:34:28,749 Neetu, it's drugs. 1439 01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:31,624 The cops are after us, please hide this somewhere. 1440 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:33,499 Yes, ma'am, please. 1441 01:34:34,625 --> 01:34:38,624 Ma'am, please... 1442 01:34:51,916 --> 01:34:52,749 Where's the packet? 1443 01:34:52,791 --> 01:34:54,040 Sir... what packet? 1444 01:34:54,041 --> 01:34:55,457 l don't understand... 1445 01:34:56,750 --> 01:34:57,540 Now do you? 1446 01:34:58,041 --> 01:34:59,415 Where did you hide the packet? 1447 01:34:59,458 --> 01:35:02,832 Sir, sorry, l was afraid and that's why l lied. 1448 01:35:02,833 --> 01:35:04,582 Tell me, where is the packet? 1449 01:35:04,625 --> 01:35:06,665 Sir, it fell somewhere in the commotion. 1450 01:35:06,666 --> 01:35:07,457 l swear. 1451 01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:08,582 Check the place. 1452 01:35:09,708 --> 01:35:11,957 Sir, why are you askinq about the packet? 1453 01:35:11,958 --> 01:35:14,040 You don't know why l'm askinq? 1454 01:35:14,208 --> 01:35:14,915 Smartass... 1455 01:35:14,958 --> 01:35:15,790 Sir... you... 1456 01:35:15,833 --> 01:35:17,707 Hold that thouqht, l'll be riqht with you. 1457 01:35:17,750 --> 01:35:18,290 Answer me. 1458 01:35:18,291 --> 01:35:22,207 Sir, the packet you're talking about probably contains take away menu's of his restaurant. 1459 01:35:22,250 --> 01:35:24,457 Which he is saying he dropped somewhere. 1460 01:35:24,500 --> 01:35:25,415 Yes, sir. 1461 01:35:26,583 --> 01:35:28,249 Are you his counsel? 1462 01:35:29,541 --> 01:35:32,207 Then you must be knowing the colour of his underwear too. 1463 01:35:32,958 --> 01:35:34,415 lsn't it? 1464 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:39,332 So, tell me, what was on the menu besides marijuana? 1465 01:35:39,375 --> 01:35:44,415 Sir, l don't even drink dark chocolate, let alone do druqs. 1466 01:35:44,416 --> 01:35:46,415 You can test if you want. 1467 01:35:46,458 --> 01:35:50,624 Sir, l haVe a catering business, thouqht l'd fetch some orders for future parties. 1468 01:35:50,625 --> 01:35:53,332 And riqht now there aren't too many weddings taking place. 1469 01:35:53,375 --> 01:35:57,082 lf you were innocent, why did you run? 1470 01:35:57,666 --> 01:36:00,415 Sir, as soon as l qot there, it was chaos. 1471 01:36:00,458 --> 01:36:04,249 People were screaminq, 'run, the cops are here!' 1472 01:36:04,250 --> 01:36:05,749 And so l ran. 1473 01:36:05,791 --> 01:36:09,665 My dad always says, 'stay away from cops and thugs'. 1474 01:36:09,708 --> 01:36:11,624 'They're two sides of the same coin.' 1475 01:36:11,666 --> 01:36:15,165 l don't know about thuqs, but you should definitely stay away from cops. 1476 01:36:15,625 --> 01:36:16,499 Come on. 1477 01:36:16,541 --> 01:36:19,040 Narrate the rest of your story at the police station. 1478 01:36:19,041 --> 01:36:20,207 And call your old wise man too. 1479 01:36:20,208 --> 01:36:20,707 Sir... no, sir. 1480 01:36:20,750 --> 01:36:21,457 Did you find it? 1481 01:36:22,083 --> 01:36:23,499 Excuse me, who are you? 1482 01:36:24,208 --> 01:36:25,915 How did you just barqe in to my house? 1483 01:36:26,541 --> 01:36:29,707 He will tell you, who l am. Just showed him my lD. 1484 01:36:30,541 --> 01:36:33,249 He made us run after him like doqs for 45 minutes. 1485 01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:36,165 There's nothinq here, sir. 1486 01:36:36,666 --> 01:36:37,874 What's the meaning of this? 1487 01:36:37,875 --> 01:36:39,582 How can you search without a warrant? 1488 01:36:40,208 --> 01:36:41,415 How do you know them? 1489 01:36:41,458 --> 01:36:43,290 l am Neetu, and this is Lali, my student. 1490 01:36:43,291 --> 01:36:44,957 He takes tuitions from me. 1491 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:47,332 And this is my fiance, Zafar. 1492 01:36:50,375 --> 01:36:52,749 You qive tuitions at this hour? 1493 01:36:53,916 --> 01:36:55,832 Listen, l too have graduated. 1494 01:36:55,875 --> 01:36:58,207 l've been a student and a teacher. 1495 01:36:58,708 --> 01:37:00,624 And l've been enqaqed quite a few times. 1496 01:37:01,708 --> 01:37:03,999 You're fortunate that we didn't qet the packet. 1497 01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:06,207 But don't think you are free. 1498 01:37:06,208 --> 01:37:09,582 Come and see me at the police station tomorrow. 1499 01:37:09,625 --> 01:37:10,040 Get it? 1500 01:37:11,083 --> 01:37:12,165 Let's qo. 1501 01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:20,999 What is it that you're studyinq, anyway? 1502 01:37:22,041 --> 01:37:22,915 Sir... 1503 01:37:22,958 --> 01:37:24,999 Debit what comes in... 1504 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:26,874 credit what qoes out. 1505 01:37:44,583 --> 01:37:47,207 l can't belieVe you could stoop so low. 1506 01:37:47,625 --> 01:37:50,874 Ma'am, how do you know Zafar? 1507 01:37:51,541 --> 01:37:53,124 l'll deal with you later. 1508 01:37:53,125 --> 01:37:54,999 Sit oVer there. 1509 01:37:55,500 --> 01:37:58,415 And you, cat got your tongue? Speak up. 1510 01:37:59,125 --> 01:38:01,915 No matter what l say, you won't belieVe it. 1511 01:38:03,041 --> 01:38:04,249 How nice, Zafar! 1512 01:38:05,416 --> 01:38:07,082 Why did you eVer walk into my life? 1513 01:38:07,416 --> 01:38:09,499 You've messed up my peaceful existence. 1514 01:38:09,500 --> 01:38:11,874 You're neither with me nor have you let me qo. 1515 01:38:12,625 --> 01:38:14,124 And your eqo! 1516 01:38:14,791 --> 01:38:17,582 You could have told me, at least said a word. 1517 01:38:17,625 --> 01:38:18,957 You can apologise a million times... 1518 01:38:18,958 --> 01:38:21,332 but couldn't share your problem with me? 1519 01:38:23,083 --> 01:38:24,374 Excuse me, ma'am! 1520 01:38:24,416 --> 01:38:28,624 Ma'am, please tell me where you hid the packet. 1521 01:38:28,833 --> 01:38:30,124 Have you completely lost it, Lali? 1522 01:38:30,125 --> 01:38:31,665 You still want the packet? 1523 01:38:31,708 --> 01:38:32,582 l flushed it down the toilet. 1524 01:38:34,000 --> 01:38:34,582 What? 1525 01:38:36,208 --> 01:38:37,790 You flushed it? 1526 01:38:37,833 --> 01:38:39,665 Have you lost your mind? 1527 01:38:39,708 --> 01:38:41,290 Do you know what you'Ve done? 1528 01:38:41,291 --> 01:38:42,540 Lali, behave yourself! 1529 01:38:43,500 --> 01:38:44,874 Behave myself? 1530 01:38:45,291 --> 01:38:47,665 You flushed 1.5 million rupees! 1531 01:38:47,708 --> 01:38:50,624 And with it my shop's deed. 1532 01:38:50,666 --> 01:38:52,540 Did you qive it any thouqht? 1533 01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:55,582 You already seem to have a thing for Zafar. 1534 01:38:56,083 --> 01:38:58,665 Why didn't you tell me you are his qirlfriend? 1535 01:38:58,708 --> 01:39:00,540 You betrayed me! 1536 01:39:00,583 --> 01:39:01,582 What rubbish, Lali? 1537 01:39:01,583 --> 01:39:02,707 How did l betray you? 1538 01:39:02,708 --> 01:39:07,749 When a crumb was stuck in my moustache, didn't you brush it off? 1539 01:39:08,250 --> 01:39:10,957 Didn't you rest your hand on my shoulder, while riding with me on the bike? 1540 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:14,707 Didn't you want Shalu and me to break up, so something could start between us? 1541 01:39:15,416 --> 01:39:17,832 Why did you do those things if you didn't like me? 1542 01:39:17,833 --> 01:39:18,957 Oh God! 1543 01:39:18,958 --> 01:39:21,040 l didn't know you were such a fool! 1544 01:39:21,041 --> 01:39:22,457 l didn't betray you. 1545 01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:23,707 ldiot! 1546 01:39:40,708 --> 01:39:42,999 Can l use your phone? 1547 01:39:44,541 --> 01:39:45,332 Please? 1548 01:40:05,250 --> 01:40:07,165 Yes, Choocha speakinq. 1549 01:40:07,208 --> 01:40:09,082 Choocha, we're in a terrible mess. 1550 01:40:09,125 --> 01:40:10,165 What did you say? 1551 01:40:10,166 --> 01:40:10,749 Choocha? 1552 01:40:10,791 --> 01:40:11,957 Give me the phone. 1553 01:40:11,958 --> 01:40:12,957 Who is this? 1554 01:40:12,958 --> 01:40:14,207 Listen Choocha or whoever you are... 1555 01:40:14,208 --> 01:40:15,790 don't you drag them into any mess, qet it? 1556 01:40:15,833 --> 01:40:16,915 Hello, madam... 1557 01:40:16,916 --> 01:40:19,457 how dare you call me Choocha, do you even know me? 1558 01:40:19,500 --> 01:40:21,207 Listen, it's me, Lali. 1559 01:40:21,208 --> 01:40:23,790 Lali or lollypop, don't you call me Choocha! 1560 01:40:23,833 --> 01:40:26,207 And why are you talkinq in a qirl's Voice? 1561 01:40:26,208 --> 01:40:28,499 That's not me, that was Neetu madam. 1562 01:40:29,375 --> 01:40:33,249 Oh l see, it's a cross connection. 1563 01:40:33,750 --> 01:40:35,874 Hang up and call me again. 1564 01:40:35,875 --> 01:40:36,582 Hello? 1565 01:40:44,916 --> 01:40:46,832 Yes, Choocha speakinq. 1566 01:40:47,041 --> 01:40:49,249 Listen, it's all over. 1567 01:40:49,250 --> 01:40:50,832 We haVe no idea where Hunny and Priya are. 1568 01:40:50,875 --> 01:40:53,332 And we'Ve also lost the pills. 1569 01:40:53,375 --> 01:40:56,957 All l can say is we were saved by a whisker! 1570 01:40:56,958 --> 01:40:59,499 l suqgest you escape too. And l mean it. 1571 01:41:00,041 --> 01:41:00,957 Do you hear me? 1572 01:41:01,541 --> 01:41:06,832 Hello? 1573 01:41:32,875 --> 01:41:35,165 Yes Khanna, did you raid the party? 1574 01:41:35,208 --> 01:41:37,999 Yes, but the narcotics squad was also there. 1575 01:41:38,416 --> 01:41:39,915 Whom did you send this time with the pills? 1576 01:41:39,916 --> 01:41:41,165 He escaped with it. 1577 01:41:41,708 --> 01:41:43,082 Escaped? 1578 01:41:43,083 --> 01:41:44,624 Bloody goVernment mongrel! 1579 01:41:44,666 --> 01:41:46,915 You aren't there to sniff out useless things. 1580 01:41:46,916 --> 01:41:48,582 At least once be on time. 1581 01:41:49,208 --> 01:41:51,082 You ruined the entire plan, you idiot. 1582 01:41:51,833 --> 01:41:54,457 What if he comes back with the packet now? Nothinq l could do to him. 1583 01:41:54,500 --> 01:41:56,582 lt's a loss... hanq up now. 1584 01:42:00,458 --> 01:42:03,040 Madam, Choocha run... 1585 01:42:03,041 --> 01:42:04,957 Then you also run, son of a qun! 1586 01:42:05,000 --> 01:42:06,624 Run! 1587 01:42:06,666 --> 01:42:07,332 Yes, madam. 1588 01:42:10,583 --> 01:42:11,040 Hello? 1589 01:42:11,041 --> 01:42:12,957 Dude, what haVe you qotten me into? 1590 01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:13,999 Where's Hunny? 1591 01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:14,915 l don't know. 1592 01:42:14,958 --> 01:42:16,290 The cops raided the place and eVeryone escaped. 1593 01:42:16,291 --> 01:42:18,665 And you conVeniently got to a qirl's place. 1594 01:42:18,708 --> 01:42:19,374 Fantastic! 1595 01:42:20,083 --> 01:42:21,332 You qot me screwed. 1596 01:42:21,500 --> 01:42:23,415 l'll come and qet you. Where are you? 1597 01:42:23,708 --> 01:42:25,540 l'm near Yamuna market. 1598 01:42:25,583 --> 01:42:27,707 Hurry up! 1599 01:42:27,708 --> 01:42:29,957 Don't forget to qet me a cola. 1600 01:42:32,791 --> 01:42:33,207 Cola? 1601 01:42:49,041 --> 01:42:49,915 Madam Bholi... 1602 01:42:49,958 --> 01:42:52,582 man on ground, holdinq Bobby's balls. 1603 01:42:52,625 --> 01:42:53,540 What to do? 1604 01:42:53,583 --> 01:42:55,624 Break his hand and bring him fast. 1605 01:42:55,958 --> 01:42:56,749 Okay, madam. 1606 01:43:13,583 --> 01:43:15,915 Yes, where are you going? 1607 01:43:19,291 --> 01:43:20,165 Where are you qoinq? 1608 01:43:20,208 --> 01:43:21,582 Stop. Where are you qoinq? 1609 01:43:21,625 --> 01:43:22,457 Where are you qoinq? 1610 01:43:50,375 --> 01:43:51,374 Cola? 1611 01:44:02,291 --> 01:44:04,457 She's not called Bholi Punjaban for nothinq. 1612 01:44:05,583 --> 01:44:07,415 Don't eVen think about running away. 1613 01:44:07,916 --> 01:44:11,832 Anyway, you losers won't haVe passports to get out of the country... 1614 01:44:12,708 --> 01:44:15,832 and if you hide anywhere here, she will hunt you down. 1615 01:44:15,833 --> 01:44:18,457 Panditji, we're not here to be insulted. 1616 01:44:18,500 --> 01:44:19,415 Tell us if you'Ve qot a solution to this. 1617 01:44:20,958 --> 01:44:22,665 You can do away with the attitude. 1618 01:44:23,583 --> 01:44:27,582 l suqgest, you go to Bholi and let her do what she wants to. 1619 01:44:27,916 --> 01:44:30,082 ln that case, should we stand straight or bend over? 1620 01:44:40,166 --> 01:44:41,415 Pandit is riqht. 1621 01:44:42,208 --> 01:44:43,624 Are you serious, Zafar? 1622 01:44:43,666 --> 01:44:45,249 Of course, l am... 1623 01:44:45,250 --> 01:44:48,124 or else let me know if you haVe another option. 1624 01:44:57,833 --> 01:45:01,874 l knew you were a hustler when you told me about the dream and... 1625 01:45:02,500 --> 01:45:05,082 qave me your fraud mom's fake necklace! 1626 01:45:05,416 --> 01:45:08,999 That's when l knew that you are a pain in the butt! 1627 01:45:09,541 --> 01:45:14,165 l feel like lettinq my men loose on you and throw you into the Yamuna river, tied to a big rock. 1628 01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:18,457 But if you drown, l won't qet my money back. 1629 01:45:19,125 --> 01:45:21,874 Now, listen to me carefully... last chance... 1630 01:45:23,458 --> 01:45:25,624 You have 24 hours... 1631 01:45:26,583 --> 01:45:29,999 to get me back my money, 2.5 million. 1632 01:45:33,458 --> 01:45:34,999 2.5 million? 1633 01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:35,790 Yes... 1634 01:45:37,541 --> 01:45:39,249 two-point-five million. 1635 01:45:40,500 --> 01:45:43,999 880,000 for the lotteries and 1.5 for the pills. 1636 01:45:44,250 --> 01:45:47,040 Bholiji, that adds up to 2.38 million. 1637 01:45:47,083 --> 01:45:48,624 What's the extra for? 1638 01:45:48,666 --> 01:45:50,999 Bloody Einstein! 1639 01:45:51,750 --> 01:45:54,415 The extra is for pardoning you. 1640 01:45:54,458 --> 01:45:58,457 To be honest you guys are actually worthless but l am quite generous. 1641 01:45:59,583 --> 01:46:03,999 2.5 million or else Billa's restaurant will be my new address. 1642 01:46:25,000 --> 01:46:27,624 Are you sure? You don't want me to come with you? 1643 01:46:28,500 --> 01:46:30,582 No, let it be, l'll manaqe. 1644 01:46:31,666 --> 01:46:37,540 The world can read the wisdom of the texts 1645 01:46:38,083 --> 01:46:43,624 and yet it won't find contentment. 1646 01:46:45,375 --> 01:47:01,790 Two and a half letters ofjuqaad 1647 01:47:01,791 --> 01:47:07,124 lf read, you will be set 1648 01:47:17,708 --> 01:47:22,124 There is fightinq eVerywhere, there is sorrow 1649 01:47:22,125 --> 01:47:26,957 Become alert 1650 01:47:26,958 --> 01:47:31,707 Don't qo around in circles, O innocent one 1651 01:47:31,750 --> 01:47:36,874 Now, focus on your goal 1652 01:47:36,916 --> 01:47:44,124 Focus on the goal, on the innocent qoal, focus. 1653 01:47:44,125 --> 01:47:46,499 The deadline 1654 01:47:46,541 --> 01:47:48,915 ls killing everyone 1655 01:47:48,916 --> 01:47:51,249 EVen in their sleep, 1656 01:47:51,250 --> 01:47:53,707 EVeryone's running a race 1657 01:47:53,750 --> 01:47:56,082 lf you want to saVe yourself 1658 01:47:56,083 --> 01:47:58,499 lf you want a future 1659 01:47:58,541 --> 01:48:00,957 From here and there, from anywhere 1660 01:48:00,958 --> 01:48:02,957 Grab what you can 1661 01:48:02,958 --> 01:48:12,499 Find a fix, find a quick fix 1662 01:48:12,541 --> 01:48:17,290 Make a quick guess or hit bulls eye 1663 01:48:17,291 --> 01:48:22,082 Find a fix, find a quick fix 1664 01:48:22,458 --> 01:48:24,915 lf you want to saVe yourself 1665 01:48:24,916 --> 01:48:27,290 lf you want a future 1666 01:48:27,291 --> 01:48:29,707 From here and there, from anywhere 1667 01:48:29,750 --> 01:48:31,749 Grab what you can 1668 01:48:31,750 --> 01:48:36,165 Find a fix, find a quick fix 1669 01:48:36,166 --> 01:48:38,540 l don't know how we will get the money. 1670 01:48:38,583 --> 01:48:40,415 We're qettinq deeper into this mess. 1671 01:48:40,458 --> 01:48:43,457 l don't understand why you didn't tell the cops everythinq. 1672 01:48:44,500 --> 01:48:46,040 Are you kiddinq? 1673 01:48:46,041 --> 01:48:47,874 The cops won't believe our story. 1674 01:48:48,291 --> 01:48:51,207 They suspect us l was the one beinq chased. 1675 01:48:51,208 --> 01:48:53,957 The cops could lock us up for life! 1676 01:48:54,541 --> 01:48:55,582 And... 1677 01:48:55,583 --> 01:48:57,957 if my dad hears about it, l'm dead for sure. 1678 01:48:57,958 --> 01:48:59,832 There has to be a solution. 1679 01:49:00,958 --> 01:49:02,040 Dude... 1680 01:49:04,583 --> 01:49:06,457 l wanted to tell you that... 1681 01:49:07,458 --> 01:49:10,207 l had a dream last night. 1682 01:49:10,875 --> 01:49:12,374 Are you crazy? 1683 01:49:12,958 --> 01:49:15,124 Thanks to your dream we are in this mess today. 1684 01:49:15,125 --> 01:49:18,332 Despite how my dad is, he loVes the restaurant... 1685 01:49:18,916 --> 01:49:21,790 and won't surviVe if he hears that he has lost the restaurant to Bholi. 1686 01:49:22,750 --> 01:49:24,415 Took us for a ride... both of them. 1687 01:49:24,458 --> 01:49:26,999 Who asked you to follow us to Bholi's place? 1688 01:49:27,000 --> 01:49:28,832 You came on your own blowinq your own trumpet... 1689 01:49:28,875 --> 01:49:30,874 and handed over the deed to Bholi. 1690 01:49:30,875 --> 01:49:31,915 On top of that you're arquinq, 1691 01:49:31,916 --> 01:49:32,999 after losing the pills. 1692 01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:34,040 Why shouldn't l? 1693 01:49:34,041 --> 01:49:35,749 That's my shop at stake. 1694 01:49:36,500 --> 01:49:38,207 'We win the lottery eVery time.' 1695 01:49:38,208 --> 01:49:39,124 What happened this time? 1696 01:49:39,166 --> 01:49:40,249 l'll break your face. 1697 01:49:40,250 --> 01:49:41,082 Shut up Choocha! 1698 01:49:41,125 --> 01:49:42,665 Dude... it was my mistake. 1699 01:49:42,708 --> 01:49:44,040 We are in this mess thanks to me. 1700 01:49:46,708 --> 01:49:50,165 That night, l couldn't sleep thinkinq about the riches. 1701 01:49:50,958 --> 01:49:54,124 All of you fell asleep and l was awake all niqht like an owl. 1702 01:49:54,791 --> 01:49:58,540 l pretended to be asleep next morning fearing Hunny... 1703 01:49:58,583 --> 01:50:03,374 cooked up a dream and that's why the number didn't click. 1704 01:50:03,416 --> 01:50:05,207 Why didn't you open your mouth then? 1705 01:50:05,208 --> 01:50:06,874 We would'Ve requested Bholi for more time. 1706 01:50:06,916 --> 01:50:09,374 Sorry, l was afraid. l qoofed up. 1707 01:50:09,416 --> 01:50:11,415 But this dream is real... 1708 01:50:11,416 --> 01:50:13,082 and Hunny's formula is rock solid too. 1709 01:50:13,083 --> 01:50:15,540 lt's no use acceptinq your goof up now. 1710 01:50:15,583 --> 01:50:16,790 lt's useless even if it's real. 1711 01:50:16,791 --> 01:50:18,665 lt's not useless. Hunny and l have a record. 1712 01:50:18,708 --> 01:50:20,374 lf it's a record, you can play it all you want. 1713 01:50:20,416 --> 01:50:21,790 Who will giVe the money? Your pop? 1714 01:50:21,791 --> 01:50:22,499 Lali! 1715 01:50:22,541 --> 01:50:23,249 How much do you want? 1716 01:50:23,250 --> 01:50:23,874 Neetu! 1717 01:50:23,916 --> 01:50:24,457 Neetu ma'am. 1718 01:50:28,625 --> 01:50:30,290 Have you lost your mind? 1719 01:50:30,291 --> 01:50:32,540 Yesterday you were angry at me and now you're getting into this. 1720 01:50:32,583 --> 01:50:34,874 Do you haVe any other option, Zafar? 1721 01:50:34,875 --> 01:50:37,040 lf they are tellinq the truth, perhaps it's possible that... 1722 01:50:37,041 --> 01:50:39,290 lf and perhaps in the same sentence, Neetu. 1723 01:50:39,291 --> 01:50:41,374 Do l need to say anythinq more? 1724 01:50:41,958 --> 01:50:44,665 Hunny, l'Ve heard enouqh of your crap. 1725 01:50:44,708 --> 01:50:46,374 No more arquments, please. 1726 01:50:46,416 --> 01:50:51,124 Riqht, until yesterday all of this sounded like music to your ears, now it's crap! 1727 01:50:51,125 --> 01:50:53,207 Yes, we all had our needs... 1728 01:50:53,208 --> 01:50:55,249 qot carried away, especially me. 1729 01:50:55,875 --> 01:50:58,457 We got greedy, took a shortcut and qot involVed with a hustler. 1730 01:50:58,500 --> 01:51:00,207 Well, you suqgested the hustler's name. 1731 01:51:00,208 --> 01:51:01,707 Perhaps you are hand in qloVe with her. 1732 01:51:01,750 --> 01:51:02,874 That's enough! 1733 01:51:02,875 --> 01:51:05,540 Zafar... Lali... Neetu madam... 1734 01:51:05,916 --> 01:51:07,707 for once please belieVe what l'm sayinq. 1735 01:51:07,750 --> 01:51:08,915 l swear on my mother. 1736 01:51:08,916 --> 01:51:11,999 We are failures when it comes to studies, but never with the lottery. 1737 01:51:33,625 --> 01:51:35,874 So, what was your dream? 1738 01:51:39,208 --> 01:51:39,999 Say it. 1739 01:51:40,041 --> 01:51:41,332 Lali, what are you doing? 1740 01:51:49,208 --> 01:51:51,415 Fine, you can do as you wish! 1741 01:51:51,458 --> 01:51:52,957 Count me out, thank you. 1742 01:51:52,958 --> 01:51:56,207 Zafar... 1743 01:51:59,708 --> 01:52:00,749 Never mind him... 1744 01:52:03,583 --> 01:52:04,707 you carry on. 1745 01:52:12,791 --> 01:52:15,874 Don't qet anqry on hearing it. 1746 01:52:15,875 --> 01:52:17,499 Come on already! 1747 01:52:17,541 --> 01:52:18,457 Okay. 1748 01:52:20,500 --> 01:52:27,290 l saw that, while chasinq a fallinq kite, a mad doq bites you. 1749 01:52:27,291 --> 01:52:30,415 Then you start barking like that mad dog... 1750 01:52:30,458 --> 01:52:34,499 and qo around in circles chasinq your own tail. 1751 01:52:34,500 --> 01:52:38,749 Somehow l qet there and as the mad dog jumps at you... 1752 01:52:39,041 --> 01:52:42,457 l send it flying with a kick. 1753 01:52:42,500 --> 01:52:47,707 Then l lift the other mad doq, that is you, up in my arms... 1754 01:52:48,083 --> 01:52:52,082 and in slow motion l take you to the Veterinarian. 1755 01:52:52,083 --> 01:52:54,915 You take a likinq to me and... 1756 01:52:54,958 --> 01:52:58,749 keep licking my face all alonq the way. 1757 01:52:59,458 --> 01:53:05,207 The veterinarian pierces you with biq injections... 1758 01:53:05,208 --> 01:53:08,499 transforming you into my friend Hunny again. 1759 01:53:12,666 --> 01:53:16,290 Choocha, you actually dream these things? 1760 01:53:16,291 --> 01:53:17,832 Or always cook them up? 1761 01:53:18,458 --> 01:53:21,249 l mean, l'm the one who's qettinq screwed eVery time. 1762 01:53:21,250 --> 01:53:23,624 Except for the last one, all dreams are real. 1763 01:53:23,666 --> 01:53:24,832 l swear. 1764 01:53:25,166 --> 01:53:26,332 Of course. 1765 01:53:26,375 --> 01:53:29,582 lt's better to be hounded by Bholi than to haVe a friend like you. 1766 01:53:30,791 --> 01:53:32,124 Don't say that. 1767 01:53:32,125 --> 01:53:33,749 A friend in need is a friend indeed. 1768 01:53:33,791 --> 01:53:36,665 Don't l always saVe you in the dreams? 1769 01:53:37,666 --> 01:53:40,707 Dude, if you're through with the reunion, can we decode the number? 1770 01:53:49,666 --> 01:53:51,540 Number! 1771 01:53:55,166 --> 01:53:58,665 Doq... 1772 01:53:59,208 --> 01:54:01,374 A doq bit... 1773 01:54:02,500 --> 01:54:03,540 with his teeth. 1774 01:54:04,208 --> 01:54:07,915 And a doq has 32 teeth. 1775 01:54:08,541 --> 01:54:10,415 3 plus 2 makes 5. 1776 01:54:10,916 --> 01:54:14,999 When a dog bites... 1777 01:54:15,541 --> 01:54:18,040 you qet 14 injections. 1778 01:54:18,041 --> 01:54:20,290 1 plus 4 is also 5. 1779 01:54:20,291 --> 01:54:21,665 The number is five. 1780 01:54:26,375 --> 01:54:27,999 What colour was the doq? 1781 01:54:29,791 --> 01:54:31,207 You or the mad dog that bit you? 1782 01:54:34,041 --> 01:54:34,749 Black. 1783 01:54:38,166 --> 01:54:39,540 Black doq... 1784 01:54:43,500 --> 01:54:46,040 Black doq is... 1785 01:54:47,291 --> 01:54:48,790 Bhairo Baba's pet. 1786 01:54:48,833 --> 01:54:52,207 And Bhairo Baba's temple is behind the old fort. 1787 01:54:52,958 --> 01:54:55,040 The old fort is in Delhi and... 1788 01:54:57,250 --> 01:54:59,707 Delhi's old name is... 1789 01:55:01,916 --> 01:55:03,582 lndraprastha. 1790 01:55:07,750 --> 01:55:09,457 lndraprastha lottery number five! 1791 01:55:10,375 --> 01:55:12,874 We got the number, what about the money? 1792 01:55:12,875 --> 01:55:14,082 l can help you with some. 1793 01:55:17,000 --> 01:55:19,707 My saVinqs and other inVestments add up to about 300,000. 1794 01:55:19,750 --> 01:55:22,249 125,000 is for Zafar's dad's treatment... 1795 01:55:22,250 --> 01:55:24,165 You can use the rest, if it helps. 1796 01:55:24,958 --> 01:55:27,749 What about Zafar? 1797 01:55:29,125 --> 01:55:30,457 Zafar is not ready to listen. 1798 01:55:39,291 --> 01:55:42,040 Well, we need more money... 1799 01:55:42,083 --> 01:55:45,124 l can manaqe some but we'll still fall short. 1800 01:55:45,833 --> 01:55:48,707 l will get the rest. 1801 01:55:48,750 --> 01:55:50,499 No, Lali, your restaurant is already... 1802 01:55:50,541 --> 01:55:55,249 Precisely why l have to see this throuqh. 1803 01:56:19,666 --> 01:56:22,290 And what plans do we haVe? 1804 01:56:36,541 --> 01:56:37,457 Hello? 1805 01:56:39,416 --> 01:56:40,457 Who is it? 1806 01:56:41,833 --> 01:56:43,665 My mother! 1807 01:56:43,708 --> 01:56:45,082 Hail thee! 1808 01:56:51,916 --> 01:56:56,832 The Mother Goddess has called on me from the temple 1809 01:57:05,083 --> 01:57:07,790 Hey... you better stop lauqhinq, okay? 1810 01:57:07,833 --> 01:57:09,915 We're artists renowned for our art. 1811 01:57:09,916 --> 01:57:10,915 Our art is priceless. 1812 01:57:10,916 --> 01:57:12,832 Sure, if you say so! 1813 01:57:12,875 --> 01:57:14,624 Both of you do look cute. 1814 01:57:14,666 --> 01:57:15,582 l'm qoinq in now... 1815 01:57:15,625 --> 01:57:17,249 don't want to miss your entry. 1816 01:57:19,500 --> 01:57:21,540 Dude, what's down there? 1817 01:57:22,083 --> 01:57:22,832 Where? 1818 01:57:22,875 --> 01:57:23,207 Dude! 1819 01:57:23,666 --> 01:57:27,332 Hail the Goddess of the lions 1820 01:57:27,375 --> 01:57:35,957 Long liVe your reiqn 1821 01:57:38,291 --> 01:57:41,165 Always be praised 1822 01:57:49,416 --> 01:57:52,540 lf l was the lion of your temple 1823 01:57:53,375 --> 01:57:54,749 That's our cue. 1824 01:58:01,041 --> 01:58:02,082 All the best, dude! 1825 01:58:02,083 --> 01:58:05,999 l would take you on my back and through the jungle 1826 01:58:06,041 --> 01:58:10,415 l would be blessed by you eVery day 1827 01:58:10,625 --> 01:58:29,999 lf l was the lion of your temple 1828 01:58:43,083 --> 01:59:06,999 lf l was the peacock in your garden 1829 01:59:12,041 --> 01:59:15,332 The peacock in your qarden, if l was the peacock in your garden. 1830 01:59:18,083 --> 01:59:22,499 lf l was the peacock in your garden 1831 01:59:25,291 --> 01:59:26,707 Where the hell is Choocha? 1832 01:59:32,125 --> 01:59:37,457 lf l was the peacock in your garden 1833 01:59:59,500 --> 02:00:00,957 The entire amount for what? 1834 02:00:00,958 --> 02:00:02,665 Last time he didn't perform. 1835 02:00:02,708 --> 02:00:04,249 Today you ruined the costume. 1836 02:00:04,250 --> 02:00:05,582 Won't l take it out of your money? 1837 02:00:05,625 --> 02:00:08,915 What about the trouble l went through? 1838 02:00:08,916 --> 02:00:12,999 By God, Pradhan, l'Ve seen enough swindlers but you beat them all. 1839 02:00:13,000 --> 02:00:14,707 You're takinq advantage of our innocence, aren't you? 1840 02:00:14,750 --> 02:00:16,374 lnnocence, my foot! 1841 02:00:18,208 --> 02:00:20,290 Hello... Lali... 1842 02:00:21,416 --> 02:00:24,624 We didn't qet as much as we expected... 1843 02:00:24,625 --> 02:00:28,999 l'll try and figure some other way, but l suqgest you push a little harder too. 1844 02:00:43,958 --> 02:00:47,249 Dear God, l don't know what's qoinq to happen today... 1845 02:00:47,250 --> 02:00:48,540 or how it will finally unfold... 1846 02:00:48,583 --> 02:00:50,332 l leaVe it all up to you. 1847 02:00:50,375 --> 02:00:51,915 Please, qet us throuqh. 1848 02:00:51,916 --> 02:00:53,749 You know what's best for us. 1849 02:00:53,791 --> 02:00:56,540 Just get us out of this mess, please! 1850 02:01:17,083 --> 02:01:19,124 Brother, the dopehead ran away with the petrol tank. 1851 02:01:22,375 --> 02:01:24,457 Thank you sir, which way did he qo? 1852 02:01:24,708 --> 02:01:26,290 No man, l don't eat non-veq food. 1853 02:01:41,208 --> 02:01:42,124 Where is he? 1854 02:02:10,625 --> 02:02:13,249 Bloody dopehead, l won't spare you today! 1855 02:02:13,250 --> 02:02:14,957 Why are you after my motorcycle? 1856 02:02:15,000 --> 02:02:17,582 Whoa, take it easy. What haVe l done? 1857 02:02:17,625 --> 02:02:20,207 This fuel tank is from your aircraft, is it? 1858 02:02:20,208 --> 02:02:21,582 What haVe l done? 1859 02:02:21,625 --> 02:02:24,082 lf it's not mine, is it yours? 1860 02:02:24,083 --> 02:02:25,957 On your feet, you jerk! 1861 02:02:26,000 --> 02:02:28,124 Time to take you to the cops. 1862 02:02:28,125 --> 02:02:29,999 Then we will know whose tank it is! 1863 02:02:30,041 --> 02:02:32,332 Fine, let's qo. You think l'm afraid? 1864 02:02:32,916 --> 02:02:34,124 l'm not a loser. 1865 02:02:34,666 --> 02:02:36,874 l can buy the cops at the snap of my finqers. 1866 02:02:38,208 --> 02:02:40,624 My pockets are overflowing with money. 1867 02:02:40,916 --> 02:02:44,290 Look at this take a good look... 1868 02:02:46,500 --> 02:02:47,249 What?! 1869 02:02:48,208 --> 02:02:50,749 Never seen so much money in one go, haVe you? 1870 02:02:51,416 --> 02:02:53,165 Dumbstruck, aren't you? 1871 02:02:54,833 --> 02:02:56,332 How come you haVe all this money? 1872 02:02:56,375 --> 02:02:58,915 Remember l had told you... 1873 02:02:58,916 --> 02:03:00,790 my money is qatherinq dust. 1874 02:03:01,375 --> 02:03:03,499 l have 12 shops in Gandhinagar... 1875 02:03:03,500 --> 02:03:04,749 all leased out. 1876 02:03:05,250 --> 02:03:07,290 l eVen file my income tax returns. 1877 02:03:07,958 --> 02:03:09,707 All my wealth is white... 1878 02:03:10,708 --> 02:03:12,374 only my deeds are black. 1879 02:03:14,208 --> 02:03:16,165 What will you do with this money? 1880 02:03:16,208 --> 02:03:18,415 l'll make paper boats and leaVe them in the sewer... 1881 02:03:18,458 --> 02:03:19,457 you've got a problem? 1882 02:03:24,083 --> 02:03:26,915 What if l double your money in a few hours? 1883 02:03:30,458 --> 02:03:31,207 What do you say? 1884 02:03:32,750 --> 02:03:33,832 Sardarji... 1885 02:03:34,458 --> 02:03:36,374 are you hiqh on somethinq too? 1886 02:03:36,416 --> 02:03:38,249 Shut up! Or l'll slap you hard! 1887 02:03:39,875 --> 02:03:41,332 l'm not taking your money for nothinq... 1888 02:03:42,666 --> 02:03:44,915 you can have my motorcycle as collateral. 1889 02:03:51,791 --> 02:03:53,957 Alriqht, you can haVe it. 1890 02:03:55,416 --> 02:03:57,207 Keep your motorcycle too. 1891 02:03:58,500 --> 02:04:01,415 Meet me at the temple near the river after 4 pm. 1892 02:04:02,125 --> 02:04:03,624 To hell with double. 1893 02:04:03,666 --> 02:04:06,207 Brinq back what you take. 1894 02:04:06,958 --> 02:04:09,665 Not like l can take all this with me when l die. 1895 02:04:10,125 --> 02:04:12,040 Here you go. 1896 02:04:14,458 --> 02:04:16,040 And don't forget the petrol tank. 1897 02:04:19,291 --> 02:04:20,457 Guess what, l found some more... 1898 02:04:23,250 --> 02:04:24,499 keep this as well. 1899 02:04:27,458 --> 02:04:30,540 Loafers, wasters, bums, 1900 02:04:30,791 --> 02:04:34,082 A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide 1901 02:04:34,083 --> 02:04:37,165 Loafers, wasters, bums, 1902 02:04:37,416 --> 02:04:40,707 A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide 1903 02:04:40,708 --> 02:04:53,665 fuk fuk fuk fuk 1904 02:04:53,958 --> 02:04:57,207 We're fortunate we're bums. We'Ve qot dreams in our eyes. 1905 02:04:57,208 --> 02:05:00,540 EVery dream is worth a hundred billion, studded with diamonds and pearls 1906 02:05:00,583 --> 02:05:03,915 ln the durbars of Delhi, there are many who think they're princes. 1907 02:05:03,916 --> 02:05:07,165 One look at us and they wet the qround they stand on. 1908 02:05:07,166 --> 02:05:10,415 We eat, we forqet, we hit and we run. Out of our way! 1909 02:05:10,458 --> 02:05:13,540 Loafers, wasters, bums, 1910 02:05:13,791 --> 02:05:17,082 A qhost ran away with your underpants qet under a blanket and hide 1911 02:05:17,083 --> 02:05:20,165 Loafers, wasters, bums, 1912 02:05:20,416 --> 02:05:23,707 A qhost ran away with your underpants qet under a blanket and hide 1913 02:05:23,750 --> 02:05:36,665 fuk fuk fuk fuk 1914 02:05:36,958 --> 02:05:40,207 Booze, weed, grass just one hit 1915 02:05:40,208 --> 02:05:43,457 Out comes the smoke and all the trouble are qone 1916 02:05:43,500 --> 02:05:46,790 Kneel before God, ring the temple bell 1917 02:05:46,791 --> 02:05:50,207 1, 2, 3, 4, l want kisses oVer and over 1918 02:05:50,208 --> 02:05:53,457 5, 6, 7, 8, at night we'll go to lndia Gate 1919 02:05:53,500 --> 02:05:56,582 Loafers, wasters, bums, 1920 02:05:56,833 --> 02:06:00,124 A qhost ran away with your underpants qet under a blanket and hide 1921 02:06:00,125 --> 02:06:03,207 Loafers, wasters, bums, 1922 02:06:03,458 --> 02:06:06,749 A qhost ran away with your underpants qet under a blanket and hide 1923 02:06:20,208 --> 02:06:22,999 Hello Zafar we won the jackpot! 1924 02:06:37,166 --> 02:06:39,290 lmpressive. 1925 02:06:39,291 --> 02:06:42,124 You all are bunch of scoundrels, includinq your coach. 1926 02:06:43,208 --> 02:06:45,790 Manaqed 2.5 million in one day! 1927 02:06:45,833 --> 02:06:48,249 You sure you haVen't printed these notes yourself? 1928 02:06:48,250 --> 02:06:50,790 Madam, you can take your own time and check each one! 1929 02:06:50,833 --> 02:06:52,415 Smartass! 1930 02:06:52,458 --> 02:06:54,665 One sniff and l'll know which ones are fake. 1931 02:06:54,666 --> 02:06:55,415 Get it? 1932 02:06:56,166 --> 02:06:58,540 l had some other plans for you. 1933 02:06:58,583 --> 02:07:00,207 l thouqht l'd qive you a hard time. 1934 02:07:00,208 --> 02:07:02,207 qet you to do some more work... 1935 02:07:02,208 --> 02:07:04,290 Nevermind. 1936 02:07:04,291 --> 02:07:04,957 Dismissed! 1937 02:07:11,583 --> 02:07:13,749 Yes, what's the matter? 1938 02:07:13,750 --> 02:07:15,124 Why are you still here? 1939 02:07:15,125 --> 02:07:16,665 Waitinq for my wedding? 1940 02:07:16,708 --> 02:07:19,082 Madam, go ahead, giVe us a hard time, qet more work done... 1941 02:07:19,083 --> 02:07:21,749 lt's not like we are waiting to click pictures with you. 1942 02:07:21,791 --> 02:07:23,582 This coVers the payment for the job done. 1943 02:07:23,625 --> 02:07:25,249 What say we do this again? 1944 02:07:26,083 --> 02:07:26,707 What? 1945 02:07:34,625 --> 02:07:37,290 Here's 700,000 adVance... 1946 02:07:37,291 --> 02:07:38,624 qot any more pills? 1947 02:07:40,500 --> 02:07:43,124 Once a scoundrel, always a scoundrel! 1948 02:07:44,666 --> 02:07:46,040 What do you say, coach? 1949 02:07:47,791 --> 02:07:49,582 l say, go for it. 1950 02:07:49,625 --> 02:07:50,707 Really? 1951 02:07:53,375 --> 02:07:54,582 Where will you sell them? 1952 02:07:54,583 --> 02:07:58,082 Just giVe us the stuff. We'll fiqure how and where to set up shop. 1953 02:08:02,083 --> 02:08:03,790 Brilliant! 1954 02:08:03,833 --> 02:08:06,415 l'll make sure l'm there for your openinq niqht. 1955 02:08:08,166 --> 02:08:10,207 l'll giVe pills for a million. Make the most of it. 1956 02:08:37,291 --> 02:08:37,790 Let's qo. 1957 02:08:47,875 --> 02:08:52,790 Loafers, O Loafers, your luck is so messed up 1958 02:08:53,375 --> 02:08:58,999 EVen your shoes are in tatters 1959 02:08:59,958 --> 02:09:02,540 Your luck is so messed up. 1960 02:09:57,375 --> 02:10:00,457 Loafers, wasters, bums, 1961 02:10:00,708 --> 02:10:02,790 A qhost ran away with your underpants 1962 02:10:04,666 --> 02:10:07,415 Hello Zafar we won the jackpot! 1963 02:10:14,875 --> 02:10:18,249 Neetu, bring everyone oVer to the police station. 1964 02:10:20,083 --> 02:10:20,874 What? 1965 02:10:21,208 --> 02:10:22,874 What happened that day, sardarji? 1966 02:10:24,791 --> 02:10:27,290 Sir, we were afraid you wouldn't belieVe us. 1967 02:10:28,500 --> 02:10:30,915 We only wanted to return the money and leave. 1968 02:10:32,458 --> 02:10:34,082 What if l still don't belieVe you? 1969 02:10:39,250 --> 02:10:40,540 Sir... 1970 02:10:41,416 --> 02:10:44,207 Zafar is as innocent as a cow... 1971 02:10:44,208 --> 02:10:44,999 an artist. 1972 02:10:45,791 --> 02:10:48,249 Lali here... is a saint. 1973 02:10:51,791 --> 02:10:55,249 EVery bad deed possible we'Ve had our hand in it. 1974 02:10:56,208 --> 02:10:59,415 Sir, we tried sellinq those pills because we needed money. 1975 02:10:59,458 --> 02:11:01,790 Never realised that we were sellinq poison. 1976 02:11:02,666 --> 02:11:05,957 lt was fortunate that you raided the party... 1977 02:11:06,791 --> 02:11:10,624 and those pills went down the qutter instead of somebody's blood-stream. 1978 02:11:11,375 --> 02:11:12,374 Sir... 1979 02:11:13,875 --> 02:11:16,124 please think about Zafar's plan. 1980 02:11:17,041 --> 02:11:20,207 You'll get what you want and we'll be even with Bholi. 1981 02:11:24,583 --> 02:11:25,874 lf you... 1982 02:11:27,625 --> 02:11:29,040 still feel... 1983 02:11:43,458 --> 02:11:44,040 Okay. 1984 02:11:47,666 --> 02:11:49,124 She won't refuse your offer. 1985 02:11:51,000 --> 02:11:53,457 She's always looking for scapegoats like you. 1986 02:11:53,500 --> 02:11:54,999 To sell her stuff. 1987 02:11:55,791 --> 02:11:57,499 lt's great if her stuff sells... 1988 02:11:57,541 --> 02:11:58,790 and if it's confiscated... 1989 02:11:59,500 --> 02:12:01,999 she has her moles in the police department... 1990 02:12:02,000 --> 02:12:03,540 who qive her stuff back to her. 1991 02:12:04,750 --> 02:12:07,790 But it's guys like you who qet mired in her plans. 1992 02:12:11,583 --> 02:12:13,082 Make sure, she doesn't suspect you. 1993 02:12:18,000 --> 02:12:19,040 Thank you, sir. 1994 02:12:19,041 --> 02:12:21,540 We won't giVe up the money... 1995 02:12:21,583 --> 02:12:23,332 moreoVer, we deserve a reward... 1996 02:12:23,375 --> 02:12:26,207 and to be part of the Republic day parade. 1997 02:12:28,416 --> 02:12:30,999 Hello... May day... May day... Ready! 1998 02:12:32,916 --> 02:12:35,415 Sir, what if you get delayed? 1999 02:12:35,458 --> 02:12:39,249 What if your binoculars are hazy or car tyre is punctured... 2000 02:12:39,250 --> 02:12:41,915 or your mother calls you back home. 2001 02:12:41,958 --> 02:12:43,790 or what if a traffic cop stops you... 2002 02:12:44,708 --> 02:12:50,832 Let there be a country of loafers and make me the President. 2003 02:12:51,291 --> 02:12:54,582 Sing with me now, brothers and sisters. 2004 02:12:54,625 --> 02:12:57,957 1,2,3,4, Lonq live the Loafers Party!! 2005 02:12:57,958 --> 02:13:01,207 5, 6, 7, 8, Death to all the smarty pants 2006 02:13:01,208 --> 02:13:04,290 Loafers, wasters, bums, 2007 02:13:04,291 --> 02:13:06,165 A qhost ran away with your underpants 2008 02:15:08,500 --> 02:15:10,790 Hunny, l loVe you too! 2009 02:15:26,875 --> 02:15:28,165 We haVe won the lottery! 2010 02:15:28,166 --> 02:15:31,582 The locks have all opened, we haVe won the lottery 2011 02:15:31,625 --> 02:15:35,165 Thank you God, we haVe won the lottery 2012 02:15:35,166 --> 02:15:38,624 We haVe qot all we desired, we haVe won the lottery 2013 02:15:38,666 --> 02:15:42,540 Happy days are here, we haVe won the lottery 2014 02:15:42,583 --> 02:15:46,124 We haVe to make a noise 2015 02:15:46,125 --> 02:15:49,582 How can we not make a noise? 2016 02:15:49,625 --> 02:15:52,707 Let the party beqin 2017 02:15:52,708 --> 02:15:56,165 Say it loud, we have won the lottery 2018 02:15:56,166 --> 02:15:59,540 Throw your hands up in the air now, we haVe won the lottery 2019 02:15:59,583 --> 02:16:03,124 Like you just don't care now, we haVe won the lottery 2020 02:16:03,125 --> 02:16:06,624 EVerybody sing along now, we haVe won the lottery 2021 02:16:06,666 --> 02:16:10,249 Sing it LO TT ERY, we haVe won the lottery 2022 02:16:17,666 --> 02:16:19,374 Who doesn't understand me 2023 02:16:19,416 --> 02:16:21,165 Who thouqht l was no one special 2024 02:16:21,166 --> 02:16:24,249 lt is their mistake 2025 02:16:24,666 --> 02:16:26,374 My life is a hit 2026 02:16:26,416 --> 02:16:28,165 My future is fit 2027 02:16:28,166 --> 02:16:31,624 EVerything is cool 2028 02:16:31,666 --> 02:16:35,165 We haVe to make a noise 2029 02:16:35,166 --> 02:16:38,624 How can we not make a noise? 2030 02:16:38,666 --> 02:16:41,749 Let the party beqin 2031 02:16:41,750 --> 02:16:45,207 Say it loud, we have won the lottery 2032 02:16:45,208 --> 02:16:48,624 Throw your hands up in the air now, we haVe won the lottery 2033 02:16:48,666 --> 02:16:52,207 Like you just don't care now, we haVe won the lottery 2034 02:16:52,208 --> 02:16:55,707 EVerybody sing along now, we haVe won the lottery 2035 02:16:55,750 --> 02:16:59,332 Sing it LO TT ERY, we haVe won the lottery 2036 02:17:13,041 --> 02:17:19,374 Forget the profanities of the world 2037 02:17:19,416 --> 02:17:22,665 Talk of love 2038 02:17:22,916 --> 02:17:27,165 Talk of love, my loVe 2039 02:17:27,166 --> 02:17:33,665 l will die of happiness 2040 02:17:33,666 --> 02:17:36,915 lf you loVe me for even a moment 2041 02:17:36,916 --> 02:17:41,165 lf you loVe me for even a moment, my friend 2042 02:17:41,750 --> 02:17:43,499 Whose job is to love 2043 02:17:43,541 --> 02:17:45,290 To put colour in life 2044 02:17:45,291 --> 02:17:48,290 That heart is a dude 2045 02:17:48,791 --> 02:17:50,499 Live and let liVe 2046 02:17:50,541 --> 02:17:52,332 ln this world 2047 02:17:52,375 --> 02:17:55,249 This is our attitude 2048 02:17:55,750 --> 02:17:59,249 We haVe to make a noise 2049 02:17:59,250 --> 02:18:02,749 How can we not make a noise? 2050 02:18:02,791 --> 02:18:05,874 Let the party beqin 2051 02:18:05,875 --> 02:18:09,290 Say it loud, we have won the lottery 2052 02:18:09,291 --> 02:18:12,707 Throw your hands up in the air now, we haVe won the lottery 2053 02:18:12,750 --> 02:18:16,249 Like you just don't care now, we haVe won the lottery 2054 02:18:16,250 --> 02:18:19,790 EVerybody sing along now, we haVe won the lottery 2055 02:18:19,833 --> 02:18:23,415 Sing it LO TT ERY, we haVe won the lottery