1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,080 -Morning, Mister. -Morning, young man. 4 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,160 Who are you trying to impress? 5 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,160 Tell that boy to put the paper in the door. 6 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,600 Or next time it'll be a big bottle. 7 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,640 In the nose, out the mouth. In the mouth, out the nose. 8 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,960 Don't breathe. Now breathe in. And hold it in! 9 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,840 Confuse that body, rattle it! Make it crazy! 10 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,760 Hold it, hold it. 11 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,440 Ziya, Hayrettin, Kadir. 12 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,000 Stand like this or your spleen will blow up. 13 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:28,520 Look at Saffet the teacher there. What a saint. 14 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,200 See? He's rounded up the poor duckies again... 15 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,480 And got them Eid outfits. Bless him, the dear. 16 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,000 But he knows all about walking on the road. 17 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,400 Hey, teacher! 18 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,560 Ismail Abi. 19 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,600 You're hogging the road like cattle. 20 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,160 Am I supposed to whip you into line? 21 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,520 And you say you've seen the city. 22 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,520 There's only one Sivas, son. 23 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,360 Anything you want to learn is here. 24 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,320 -Where are you going? -To the village. 25 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,440 OK, that's on our way. Bye then. See you. 26 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:03,680 Move over there. 27 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:20,360 It's the same every Eid, Fikret. You oversleep, we have pray outside. 28 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,960 My roots needed a fix, Ismail Abi. 29 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,560 Here, brethren. 30 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,800 Have some shame, it's a holy morning. 31 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,600 Don't drive me to sin please. 32 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:51,520 This fridge box is foreign. I'm not prostrating myself on it. 33 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,240 God forgive you! 34 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:58,280 Çetin Abi, spare me today of all days. Turn it over, you won't see the logo. 35 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,720 Fikret abi, hear that? He's talking logos. 36 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,760 Ismail Abi, excuse me while I shit on him. 37 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,200 Not a single mat left, huh? 38 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,320 Çetin, Çetin! 39 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,480 -What's up? -I'm fine, praise God. You? 40 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,040 I was preaching before you bust in, Çetin. 41 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,960 On the rules and virtues of Eid prayers. 42 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,120 You always do the same sermon. 43 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,520 So what? He figured we hadn't got it. 44 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:28,360 Çetin, enough! Sit down. You whine every Eid. How many now? 45 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,120 -Three! -And you're cocky. 46 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,160 Never! 47 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,840 Don't get me wrong, imam. You collected a ton of alms. 48 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:38,160 OK, call it my sin. But where did those alms go? 49 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,760 On air-con, on wall-to-wall carpets. 50 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,280 Zip it, teacher! 51 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,160 You're like a punch-hungry wimp trying to break up a fight. 52 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,120 But you're talking to the imam. Manners, please! 53 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:54,880 Honoured imam, it's come to my notice that you have no spare mats. 54 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,160 My worthy brothers must pray on whatever they find. 55 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,360 Fikret Abi had 'for sale' printed on his forehead last Eid. 56 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,280 He got the ads page. 57 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:07,520 3 beds, lounge, new kitchen/bath in Şarkışla. Monthly fees 80 lira. 58 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,360 For your attention! 59 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,400 Enough, Çetin! OK, I'm starting. 60 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,720 Get chanting, Hüseyin. Quick! 61 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:32,120 Give whatever you can. God will reward you in heaven. 62 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,400 Eid blessings, Abi. Have some cologne. 63 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,520 Give whatever you can. 64 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:39,880 Eid blessings, Abi. 65 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,280 Friend. 66 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,720 This is from five of us, but we need change. 67 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,040 But this is change! 68 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:47,840 I'll keep it then. 69 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,920 Give what you can, help out the mosque. 70 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,280 Give what you can. 71 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,200 Help out the mosque. Give what you can. 72 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,160 This sucks. 73 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,840 Even the alms box is a foreign bleach box, huh? 74 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,440 God forgive you! Çetin Abi, don't bother. 75 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,000 Get a receipt, brothers. 76 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,320 Get a receipt. No one's getting a receipt. 77 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,600 Çetin, why not make peace with your village imam? 78 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,840 Go to Eid prayers there if you don't like this mosque. 79 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,480 Anyway it's less crowded there. 80 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,200 I'm not at war, just making a stand. 81 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,200 Beat it! Tell your dad to pay his debt from 2004. 82 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:34,880 And he celebrates Eid! 83 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,280 Eid blessings! 84 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,720 Put this in your pocket. 85 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:53,120 Wake up, Nazmi Amca. I'm Fikret, the gas man. 86 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,960 He's got old, Çeto. 87 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,240 -What are you sacrificing? -A bit of skirt! 88 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,560 C'mon, it's the end of Ramadan, not the Feast of the Sacrifice. 89 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,640 God, he's got old. 90 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,040 Chill, Fikret Abi. He's a big giver. Here, Nazmi Amca. Eid blessings! 91 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,240 Eid blessings! 92 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,400 -Tarık? -Dad! 93 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,880 Son! 94 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,680 Tarık! What are you doing here? 95 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,040 -Nothing wrong, huh? -No, dad. Thought I'd surprise you. 96 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,440 Come here then and let me hug you.Son! 97 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,280 Saffet, when did you sneak in? I'm stuck on Tarık's lap here. 98 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:37,960 I'll swap if you like, Fikret Abi. I'm his godfather, I'm OK. 99 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,080 What does that mean? 100 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,120 -Marriage is a no-no. -What does that mean? 101 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:45,880 Nazmi Amca, when did you sneak in? Where are you going? 102 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,520 Is Yıldızeli on the way? 103 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:54,400 Tarık, I once spent a fortune to get half as zoned out as Nazmi Amca. 104 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,560 Here's the fare for five people. 105 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,160 He's paying for us too. 106 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,240 What is this, Nazmi Amca? Shame on you! 107 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:06,160 Forget fares. Come with us and have a good breakfast at ours. 108 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,800 I'll drop you off later. 109 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,120 It was my first time back in years. 110 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,880 It feels incredible when someone goes wild just to see you. 111 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:21,200 What's going on, Mum? It's only me. What's so amazing about that, Dad? 112 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:25,360 My precious boy! How I'd die for you! 113 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,560 You know, there are people here who love you more than anyone else. 114 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,240 You're all maniacs! 115 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,160 It's not the place you miss but the people in it. 116 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,480 OK, don't hit my boy. He's my boy. 117 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,320 Go on in, dear. You must be hungry. 118 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:41,000 You're treated to the best food in the best place. 119 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,200 Just because you've come home. 120 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:46,600 People race around to make you feel at home. 121 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,200 Whose son are you? 122 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,000 Huh? 123 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,040 Ahmet's. 124 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,800 That father of yours... 125 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,680 He was a nasty piece of scum. 126 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,600 The check! 127 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,680 Missing these people you love suddenly becomes missing the city. 128 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:16,360 And I'd arrived that day to give these lovely people a little surprise. 129 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,720 Look, son. I'm not the narrow-minded type, OK? 130 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:29,240 Hell no, I've an open mind. I'll say that. 131 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,640 Marry if you like. I'd never interfere. Why should I? 132 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,640 But I need some background. Who is this girl, who's her family? 133 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,880 Marika and I worked for the same firm in Latvia. Then... 134 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,080 I don't want to know! 135 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,840 Why this thing for a foreign bride? Are all Sivas girls blighted? 136 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,760 Look, it's his life. What's it to us? 137 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,560 What do you mean? I can't even say the girl's name! 138 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,880 She's our bride, not some stranger. For heaven's sake! 139 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,520 So listen. Where was Latvia a district of? 140 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,520 3 hours by air from Istanbul. 141 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:03,400 Capital, Riga. Maritime climate, humid, harsh winters. 142 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,960 Ismail Abi, is the girl Muslim? 143 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,680 What's it to you if she is or not, Fikret? 144 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,480 If he slammed Fikret Abi, she isn't Muslim, boys. 145 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,560 Slammed? 146 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,400 Muslim or not, what's it to you? They're in love. What's it to us? 147 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,040 -Ismail Abi. -What? 148 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:24,360 "To you" to him and "to us" to him... What's bugging you? 149 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,720 The Latvia project is over now. 150 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,960 So they want Marika in Italy, me in Turkmenistan. 151 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:32,200 For us to stay in the same country means marrying PDQ. 152 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:33,680 -In Timbuktu? -Huh? 153 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,080 -In Timbuktu? -No, pretty damn quick. 154 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,280 Poof-poof, poof-poof. 155 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,360 Poof-poof, Çeto. Poof-poof. 156 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,920 He caught us on the hop. 157 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,720 If I'd known before, I'd have got the money I'm owed... 158 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,800 And done the wedding. 159 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,280 We've been ambushed. 160 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,760 Who can we ask for money when it's Eid? 161 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,920 We've eaten from every hand, Ismail. Count our blessings! 162 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,800 Don't go bowing and scraping again. 163 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,240 Fuckaduck. 164 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,200 -What's the fuss about, Ismail? -What? 165 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,640 The boy's worked abroad for years. He must have savings. 166 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,920 -Let him do the wedding. -Now look! 167 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,880 Look, son. A real father with us has his son circumcised... 168 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:22,720 Sends him to school, then the army and gets him married. It's our way. 169 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:28,600 I won't have this village accuse me of not giving my son a wedding! 170 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,280 If we have 10 days, I'm doing this wedding. 171 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,440 Dad, we'd planned on something simple. 172 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,280 Planned on what? Is it your wedding? 173 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,200 It's my wedding now! That's my job. 174 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,560 Now you tell me about Latvia, the weather and all that. 175 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,160 OK, Dad. If you say so. 176 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,720 I say, friends, we'll do this wedding in 10 days. 177 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,320 Hah! I knew you'd go round in circles... 178 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,320 And end up palming us off with the job. 179 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:57,880 Ismail Abi, when you said 10 days I figured you knew something. 180 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,400 He does! What kind of friends are you? 181 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,640 He slammed Tarık because he trusted us. 182 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,960 What's 'slam', Çeto? It's on my brain now. 183 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,720 Fikret Abi gets fired up faster than anyone you ever saw. 184 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:18,000 Dad claims Fikret Abi runs on gas, so he often calls him Gas Man Fikret. 185 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:22,800 Fikret Abi is all words and no action. A man of impulse. He runs a gas store. 186 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:23,920 Hello! 187 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,440 Yes? 188 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,120 No. 189 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:28,720 Maybe. 190 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,360 Get out of here! 191 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:34,200 He's also a bit rash. He lost two wives to cancer. 192 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,280 After his first wife died he decided not to marry again. 193 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,120 But he soon reneged and remarried. 194 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,720 He can keep a cool head come what may. 195 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,640 Fikret Abi never panics. 196 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,640 Come here, boy. C'mon, c'mon, in here. 197 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,920 Come here, c'mon. 198 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,920 Look at the place! 199 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,040 There's a leak. The place stinks of gas. 200 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,880 I have a cig on the go. It'll get ugly. What is this? 201 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,120 Sweep the place. Now! 202 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,240 Tut-tut-tut. 203 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,280 You want us on the main news, huh? 204 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,440 Bünyamin. 205 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,080 Tell your dad to pay his gas debts. 206 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:23,240 So it was Fikret Abi who was first to stand by Dad. 207 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,080 We'll do the wedding, Ismail Abi. 208 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,440 Your son is mine. I'll handle the venue. 209 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,680 The wedding will be at the Sivas Hotel. 210 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,000 C'mon, Fikret Abi! The place costs a fortune. 211 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,640 I'll fix that. Just leave it to me. 212 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,120 What's your contribution? Let's hear it! 213 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,320 OK. 214 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,480 I'll do the lemonade, cake, spoons, the bridal convoy... 215 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,280 And however many cars there are... 216 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,840 All the ribbons for the wing-mirrors... 217 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,960 Whether on the left or right. Ismail Abi... 218 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:54,000 The Prophet said help newlyweds. I'll do the wedding outfits too. 219 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,160 Mum can make them. 220 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,840 Çetin, it's 5 years since your mum was a tailor. 221 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,040 OK, but would she let down her son? 222 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:08,480 Çeto, your mum's blind. Blind as a bat. That's why she quit. 223 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:12,080 Çetin, we put your mum on a wage so she'd quit, right? 224 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,800 We do a whip-round every month, right? 225 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,080 If I say I'll handle it, I'll handle it. 226 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,360 OK? 227 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,880 OK? 228 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,000 OK?! 229 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,560 Çetin Abi was a latecomer to the gang. 230 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,960 The gang was his escape from the loser crowd. 231 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,680 He was wild in his youth. He even demanded protection money. 232 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,040 He drank heavily. Got in a coma a few times. 233 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,640 One day he was hammered again. 234 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:39,400 So badly it was dawn when he found his way home. 235 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,000 But there was no one home. 236 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,480 The neighbours said his dad was catching a bus to Mecca. 237 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,560 He ran to find his dad, but could barely stand up. 238 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,240 Stand up! You shame me. 239 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,800 You aren't my son! 240 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,840 Nothing had hurt Çetin Abi until then. Until those words. 241 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,240 What did it mean, "You aren't my son!"? 242 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,920 That night he dreamed of a mullah. 243 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,720 So your father said you weren't his son. 244 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,240 There's only one thing to do then. 245 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,080 I'll do anything, mullah. 246 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,760 Only one thing for me to do, not you. 247 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,880 Hold this. 248 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,080 Oh my God! 249 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,600 Oh my God, oh my god! 250 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,720 Who knows if he really was beaten by the mullah? 251 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,400 But Çetin Abi was changed after that night. 252 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,080 "It's over," he said. 253 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:59,160 He never drank again. He began to get his life in order. 254 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:06,080 The poor give all, the rich just money as they say, teacher. 255 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,680 OK then. 256 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,600 As Tarık is a friend, as everyone's being selfless... 257 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,160 I'll bring a musical diva, I'll bring Emel Sayın. 258 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,800 Right. Her absence is felt. 259 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,160 So Emel Sayın wasn't at my first circumcision... 260 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,920 And the knife slipped. That explains most of my problems. 261 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,360 Sit down! 262 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,200 Oh my God! That's hysterical. 263 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:36,920 They said they'd bring in Roberto Carlos to head SivasSpor. 264 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,560 That cracked me up as much as this. 265 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,720 But then they did. 266 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,400 You shouldn't laugh at everything. 267 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,120 Sivas has become something else. 268 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,200 It's like I fight with Roberto for parking spaces. 269 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,440 But our wedding's more Arabesque, more Selami Şahin. 270 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:52,960 -Really? -Yes. 271 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,000 I'm more into Doğan. Latif Doğan, 'I'm Miffed'. 272 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,600 Hah. 273 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,800 It's more folksy. 274 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:03,200 Fine, but they'd want a fortune. Emel is family. If I ask, she'll come. 275 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,440 It takes one call. 276 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,600 She's my dad's aunt's cousin! 277 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:12,880 To his aunt, to his aunt I lost my heart It's rare you find a teacher half as smart. 278 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,920 OK, bum deal, we'll go for Emel. 279 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,960 And if we find the money... 280 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,280 We'll swap her for someone else. 281 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:23,920 You make me laugh. 282 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,520 Saffet Abi teaches primary school. He's crazy for the job. 283 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,920 He went to free boarding school so feels he owes the state. 284 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,840 Who knows how many villagers he taught to read and write? 285 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,960 He was last to join the gang. It's a mystery how he did. 286 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,880 If he's ever accused of lying, it freaks him out. 287 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,760 Why would I lie? 288 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,240 She's my aunt's cousin. Don't make me crazy! 289 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,400 Drop it. 290 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:53,080 At least my spin's half-believable. The cake, lemonade, ribbons. 291 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,200 The hotel owner's an army buddy. He was at my barracks. 292 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,720 We're like grandpa and grandson. I'm grandpa. 293 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,920 But his aunt's grandpa. You figure that out! 294 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,240 We're back here tomorrow night then. 295 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,160 Dad had done it again. 296 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,760 He'd made a decision and roped in his friends. 297 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,640 Call it charm or persuasion, that was Dad's nature. 298 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,720 Ismail! 299 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,480 I was looking for you. They said you were here. 300 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,680 Here's your share. Enjoy! 301 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,280 God bless you. 302 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,840 So no one stopped him sacrificing the beast. 303 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,160 That's too bad. 304 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,800 For a morsel of meat they kept quiet. 305 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,840 Nazmi Amca, is the hide going to the mosque? 306 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,120 There was no hide. Not much hide this year. 307 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,760 Don't eat that meat! 308 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,440 Who knows what it is? 309 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,800 Don't eat it. 310 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,160 I'll ask the mukhtar if anyone's missing. 311 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,440 OK, God bless. 312 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,000 Right. 313 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,520 God bless. 314 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,960 ÇETİN ABİ IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST (STOLEN) PROPERTY. 315 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,040 HE'S A REFORMED MAN. 316 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,280 Where have you been, Ismail? 317 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,480 Oh my God! 318 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,360 What time is it? 319 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,640 I was just at the teahouse with friends. 320 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,680 The teahouse again, huh? What kept you till this hour? 321 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,480 It's your son's fault. 322 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,920 We're skint. The boys and I are working on it. 323 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,520 Let the boy do the wedding himself. 324 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,080 Your son's giving you these ideas, isn't he? 325 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:30,040 I see! He's your son during school and the army... 326 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,840 My son when it doesn't suit you, huh? Well think again! 327 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:37,320 Look, if you want to do that wedding, stop being a mule... 328 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,200 ...and ask your brother for the money. 329 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,920 I don't have a brother! 330 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,040 Got tha-- 331 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,160 Hatice? 332 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,160 Hatice. 333 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,120 Where are you? I'm scared of the dark. 334 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,760 Baby, when Dad said that, what could I do? 335 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,440 Thanks. 336 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,040 Dad talked about the Sivas Hotel. 337 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,760 But it's not definite yet. 338 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:44,960 Selam aleykum! 339 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,760 Whoa! A valet, huh? 340 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,040 Hey, park the truck somewhere decent. 341 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,880 No cruising or you're screwed. I know the mileage. Here. 342 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,680 Nice catch. 343 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,160 Oaf! Don't make the lady carry it. 344 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,480 She's your mum's age. 345 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,840 Hah! 346 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,360 Made for each other. 347 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,400 Can I help? 348 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:21,160 Hello. It's years since I saw such a picture of beauty, ma'am. 349 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,520 That's why it won't come out. 350 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,520 She's embarrassed. 351 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,480 It's stuck in my mouth. 352 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,440 -What do we do? -How can I help? 353 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,880 I just put the swankiest hello you'll ever see... 354 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,080 Right here. First take it. 355 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,480 Sir, let me help. 356 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,080 Beat it! Don't piss me off! 357 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:42,160 Give me a tent in an earthquake and I'd still sleep outside! 358 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,240 My brown beauty, my rose. 359 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,200 I even use brown sugar in my tea. 360 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,960 You ha-- 361 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,120 Yes, officer? 362 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,800 Who are you after? 363 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,280 Who am I after? Umm... 364 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:59,120 Young black-tache Sırrı of Adıyamanlı. Good-timer Sırrı. The hotel owner. 365 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,480 Who are you? 366 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,560 Who? Say Grandpa Fikret. Gas man Fikret. 367 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,440 But he won't know what I do in civvy street. 368 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,480 Say Gunner Fikret. 369 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,280 I was a gunner in the army. 370 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,280 Now go! 371 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,480 Where were we before he interrupted? 372 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,600 Where are you going? 373 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,560 You chased her away. God damn you! 374 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,960 Yes, you! You aren't my type. Beat it! 375 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:29,040 Hello? Sir, your grandfather, Gunner Fikret is here. 376 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,000 Who? 377 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,640 Your grandfather, Gunner Fikret. 378 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,760 Is this a joke? What grandfather? What gunner? 379 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,680 Don't you know my grandfathers are dead? 380 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,680 I was confused too, sir. 381 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,080 He said he's a gas man. 382 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,120 A gas man? 383 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,800 -Yes. -Idiot! 384 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,360 Who needs deliveries? We use mains gas... 385 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,240 -At this hotel! -Sorry, sir. 386 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,400 I'll stop bothering you. Goodbye. 387 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,800 Aren't the tourism guys here? It's a holiday dammit. 388 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,280 No, just the gas man. 389 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,360 Still the gas man. 390 00:21:58,880 --> 00:21:59,840 Hang up! 391 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,960 Fikret Bey. 392 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,360 Yes, officer? Is there some mistake? 393 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,040 No, but Sırrı Bey is busy. He'll see you later. 394 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,640 See you in an hour. I'll drop off my orders. 395 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,560 Ismail, I say... 396 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,720 We do a dead simple, no-frills wedding. I talked to Tarık. 397 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,440 He said, "Don't bust a gut for me. I don't need a party." 398 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,440 We already discussed this, Missus. 399 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,240 It's all taken care of. 400 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,640 We're doing a team effort. You stay out of it. 401 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,440 That's my job. 402 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,920 Look, Fikret... Is talking to the Sivas Hotel. 403 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,800 So we'll soon be all over the Sivas Post. 404 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,200 -Is that it? -Well now. 405 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,720 Fikret is right out of his depth. 406 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:50,480 His wife borrowed money last month. She still hasn't paid me back. 407 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,440 She just says Fikret is owed, but he can't ask for it. 408 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:58,000 Well, she's right. I owe Fikret a bit. 409 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,840 So look, I owe Fikret a bit. 410 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,480 His wife owes my wife a bit. 411 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,280 It's a mighty mess. Does Çetin have money? 412 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,720 -Çetin? -Yes. 413 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,280 What's he doing? 414 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,800 Not getting his mum to make the wedding dress? 415 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,880 His mum's blind, right? 416 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,080 My sides will split. 417 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,600 God willing. 418 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,840 Do you mean that, Ismail? 419 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,280 Where are you going? Your breakfast. Ismail! 420 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,600 Whoa! 421 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,760 Oh my God! 422 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,600 Oh my God! 423 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,840 Oh my God! Who put that there? 424 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,120 Go get... wise in the ways of God. 425 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,440 Stay focused. 426 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,320 Stay focused! Everyone here! 427 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,720 Put love into that punch. 428 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,640 The aim is not to beat up your opponent. 429 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,000 It's to bring him into society. 430 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,480 Remember, put love into it. What's up? 431 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,240 Remember, put love into it. 432 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,040 Punch his soul, not his body. Smile. 433 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,560 Smile so he smiles back. 434 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,760 I fought 61 matches as a pro boxer. 435 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,680 That's 58 knockouts in a row. I lost. 436 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,760 A two-win streak escaped me. I never forget. 437 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,480 I promised myself I'd quit boxing if I won the next fight. 438 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,800 I won that fight. 439 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:32,800 No punch will make you unhappy. Because no one unhappy can change the world. 440 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,320 A 61 license plate is from Trabzon. A 58? 441 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,360 Sivas! 442 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:41,200 So why can't another Olympic champion come out of this class? Another Hamza Yerlikaya! 443 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,080 You two, over there. 444 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,880 C'mon, move! 445 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,000 Anyone late with fees trains on the fridge today. 446 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:53,440 OK, a standard punch bag is good for 65,000 punches. 447 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,880 I'm not wasting it on you. Now get training. 448 00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,680 Mum, Mum? 449 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:01,720 Watch your friends. 450 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,000 Mum, Mum! 451 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,400 Mum. 452 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,480 Mum, I tell you what. 453 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,880 Classical music is over. Nothing new comes out. 454 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,560 Where are Baroque and the Romantics? It's out with Bach, in with Baha. 455 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,120 Çetin, I have no money. 456 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,120 Mum, don't give me grief. Look. 457 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,640 I'm on a thin line between being and not being. I'm invisible. 458 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,480 Imagine. The line's wider than me. 459 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,840 I can't borrow. 460 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,560 What do you mean, Mum? I was on Voice of Sivas TV. 461 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,360 They reported on me beating up the boxing boys for their fees. 462 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,520 If the governor hears... 463 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,240 This place will close. How will I get the money? 464 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,960 I've no more gold. 465 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,320 Oof! 466 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:42,920 Really? 467 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,760 Sit quietly now. Ilyas, back to your place! 468 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,360 Hello? This is Saffet from Sivas. I'm a cousin... 469 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,000 Of Emel Sayın. 470 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,720 Say Gürbüz Ahmet's son and she'll know. 471 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,120 Give me your number. 472 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,200 Emel Hanım is tied up. I'll call when she's free. 473 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,320 OK. 474 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,880 Do you have a pen? 475 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,280 Yes. Go ahead. 476 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,160 -3. -3. 477 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,120 -32. -32. 478 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,080 -16 -OK, 16. 479 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,360 Thanks. I'll be waiting. 480 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,040 Play this lot. 481 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,080 Stop! Move back. 482 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,480 There you go. Up! Stand up! 483 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,360 What did I say? 484 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,000 What happens if you don't pay your fees on time? This! 485 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,720 I'll come find you wherever you are... 486 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:42,480 And get my money. It's not yours. Now c'mon, box! 487 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,040 Tarık. 488 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,360 How old is the bride? 489 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,080 Same age as me. 490 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,000 Does she speak Turkish? 491 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,720 Well, she hears but she can't speak it. 492 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:08,760 Tarık, you're in an awful hurry to get married, you know. 493 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,480 Well, it gives us all kinds of ideas, son. 494 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,000 C'mon, out with it. I won't be angry. 495 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,720 But what's the question? 496 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,560 Tell your wet nurse. 497 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,320 What are you talking about? 498 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,240 Did you get the girl pregnant? 499 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,080 Answer your wet nurse. 500 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,200 It's obvious what you'll say, but answer the question. 501 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,080 No, Mum. Are you crazy? We use protection. 502 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:33,320 Protection against who, what? Why don't we know? 503 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,560 No, not that. Well... 504 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,400 Protection against umm... 505 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,920 Against what? 506 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,360 Oh my! Let's go. 507 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,160 This boy is bad. 508 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,160 Run! How could you say that? 509 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,680 How could you ask that? 510 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,800 May you be struck down by rocks as big as me! 511 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:54,920 Just like your dad. 512 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:03,760 Take him away. 513 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,880 It would be fair to say we did this to promote tourism. 514 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:14,000 Well, well, well! Sırrı, the wayward grandson. Selam aleykum. 515 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,440 Lady, can I stick this here? It's to go a customer. 516 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:19,720 Sırrı! 517 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,720 Who are the dames there? 518 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,280 If they were horses, I'd stake my fortune. 519 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,120 150 small gas bottles, 60 big, they're worth it. 520 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:32,160 Fikret, my friend. We're in a crucial meeting here. 521 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,040 If we can finish it, then I'll help you. 522 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,720 Help yourself first. Your fly's open. 523 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,320 True, you should leave the door to a dead man's house open. 524 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,200 I found it funny. 525 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,760 Anyway my thing's urgent. 526 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,760 You know our Ismail, the smith? 527 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,240 His son's getting married. 528 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,320 I say do the wedding here. Huh? 529 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,960 -We were discussing that. -The wedding? 530 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,160 No, tourism. 531 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,840 Now that Sivas is on the tourist map... 532 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,240 A lot of tourists come. 533 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,720 Let's see... 534 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,320 We're fully booked. 535 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,280 What do tourists want in Sivas? 536 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,560 There's no sea, nothing. Just a river. 537 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,080 They'd bathe in that? 538 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,040 Look, see her? 539 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,240 If she were moonshine I'd drink her neat. 540 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,960 Fix me the dark one. I'll down her in one. 541 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,120 Just a second. 542 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,040 Tourists don't come here? 543 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,080 Of course they do, lady. 544 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,240 -Annually at least- -One day. 545 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,960 Talk all you like. 546 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,480 Look, lady. I'm from Sivas born and bred. 547 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,600 The tourist sights are 2-3 hours away. 548 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:39,000 It's a public holiday. How many guests here? Zero, nix. 549 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,280 Sırrı! 550 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,920 That dark one, OK? If she wrote a book... 551 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,280 I'd read it. 552 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,440 Think, the book and me. I tell you I'd read it. 553 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,040 I've one industrial gas bottle, that's yours too. 554 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,960 -C'mon, fix it, Sırrı. -We'll handle that later. 555 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,360 But why talk about Sivas like this? 556 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,920 Look, we're growing. We have a university. 557 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,880 So Sivas is growing. You know, growing. 558 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,280 What, growing to you? 559 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,480 What's the population of Sivas? 560 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,240 623,000. How many Sivas people in Istanbul? 561 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,080 -2, maybe 2.5- -No way! 562 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,720 3! Istanbul has 3 million Sivas people. 563 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,800 If we don't stay here, why would tourists? 564 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,160 The man's right. 565 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,400 So, partner? We do the wedding here? 566 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,560 OK. 567 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000 Hah! 568 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,360 Fiko. 569 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,440 Is that gas bottle full? 570 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:33,640 Yes. 571 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,920 It's tourist season at the Sivas Hotel so they're booked up. 572 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,000 -Sırrı said so. -Fikret! 573 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,040 Did the bastards beat you up? 574 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,440 -There was a small spat between us. -Fikret Abi... 575 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,640 Give me the bastard's name and I'll trash his love train. 576 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,040 Give me the name, the name, the name. 577 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,400 Dammit! 578 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:02,640 Any guy who can beat up me, Fikret, the gas man... 579 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,440 He's at the Sivas Hotel, boys. 580 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,560 But he beat me up something else, Çeto. 581 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,040 Twice on the way home I forgot my name. 582 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,280 And a few times... 583 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,600 I didn't know where I was. I lost the plot. 584 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,440 Here, friend. 585 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,360 OK, 20 lira for? 586 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,960 Winston Light, two packs. 587 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,760 We don't sell cigs. 588 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,600 Some newsstand! 589 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,640 Thanks a lot. 590 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,160 Hey, are we moving? 591 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,200 -How many of them? -Huh? 592 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,800 How many of them? 593 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,880 OK, no slandering. It was Sırrı on his own. 594 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,480 He bashed away at my head with the gas bottle. 595 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,160 Sly dog, he gets me with my own weapon. 596 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,560 Look. 597 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,080 It's all dented. 598 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,400 My customer refused to take it. 599 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,360 Ismail Abi, let me go trash the guy. 600 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,760 First let's see to the wedding, then Sırrı. 601 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,560 It's nothing. Now where are you with food and drink? 602 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,360 -When did we get to that? -We already got there. 603 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,440 Umm, they need cash. 604 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,440 They need supplies, right? They have a point. 605 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,320 If we're stuffed on that, I won't even ask about Emel Sayın. 606 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,440 -No, ask. -Emel Sayın? 607 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:25,800 We're relatives. 608 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,200 Doing that really bugs me. 609 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,760 I swear she's family. 610 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,080 I got her manager today. I'll call back. 611 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,280 Teacher, zip it! 612 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,400 Ismail Abi, let's fix the cash thing ASAP. 613 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,880 The lady took me by the arm to the clinic. 614 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,880 Coming back I hit on my own wife. I talked dirty in her ear. 615 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,800 I thought she was hot for me. 616 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,840 I slung my wife of 7 years, my lawful wife into a friend's house. 617 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,000 But she was so cute, Çeto. 618 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,720 So cute. 619 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,360 Anyway, all tradesmen are friends. 620 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,000 Talking face to face is different. If we ask, they'll agree. 621 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,800 Tomorrow's another day. 622 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,840 Ismail Abi, you keep shifting gears. 623 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,560 Who's your father? 624 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,200 Kinyas? 625 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,320 Tell your dad to pay for his gas. 626 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,880 You shut up! I'm talking to the kid. 627 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,560 I'll break your bones. 628 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:18,800 Have this bottle. 629 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,040 Here! 630 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,080 C'mon, take it! 631 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,040 Was that confetti? 632 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,080 Guys, I've battled with this mindset for years. 633 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,440 I don't get what makes people think... 634 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,280 There's big money in selling appliances. 635 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,360 Look, Abdullah Abi. Ogün's there. Ogün, Ogün! 636 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,200 Throw the ball, c'mon! 637 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,560 C'mon, boys. C'mon. 638 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,800 Ali. Sami. Let's hear it! 639 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,960 Look, it's your duty to help Tarık. 640 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,680 We're boys from the same village. Don't let me down. 641 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,360 Look at all those fridges. 642 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,360 If anyone has money, it's you. C'mon, help us out. 643 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:05,840 None of this is mine. I just sell it and get a percentage. 644 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,840 Just give us one of these TVs. This one, say. 645 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,120 Hey, Fikret. Fikret, stop! Hey! 646 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,720 Don't you do gas deliveries? 647 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,040 -Yes. -Are all the gas bottles yours? 648 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,160 Yes. 649 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,520 Who else's? 650 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:19,840 Çeto, what's he saying? 651 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,640 I'd sell someone else's gas? 652 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,080 For God's sake. 653 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,040 What's he saying? Fuck your gas bottle! 654 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,520 Fikret Abi, what's with you? 655 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,760 The catalogue. 656 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,200 Here's the cost price of everything. 657 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,440 OK? I sell the stuff. 658 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:38,080 I pay the cost price plus my costs. It's not my stuff! 659 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,520 Saffet, you're an educated guy. Please explain! 660 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,480 I'll do my best then. 661 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,480 Friends... 662 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,080 It isn't his stuff. That's that. 663 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,840 Don't blame him, he's a worker. 664 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,000 Thanks, teacher. Nothing beats an educated man. 665 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,160 Give us an oven. 666 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,240 Yes, an oven. 667 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,040 If the fridges aren't yours, we at least deserve an oven, Zeki. 668 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,280 My blood pressure's shooting up. 669 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:04,560 It's ours. 670 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,920 Toraman. We have to get something. 671 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,840 This sucks. 672 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,360 A whole day of arm-twisting and look what we end up with. 673 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,040 Home bread won't even fit. 674 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,480 A toaster will get us nowhere. 675 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,240 Just to reiterate, it's not the man's stuff. 676 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,800 -He just gets a cut. -Right. It's all your fault. 677 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,360 We got the point, but pretended not to. 678 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,320 You and your wise-guy trips. 679 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,720 He's a teacher, right? He's educated. 680 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,960 So our Zeki revs him up and he goes for it. 681 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,720 Where's Emel, huh? Where's Emel Sayın? 682 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,680 Where's Emel Sayın? 683 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:43,280 I'm not falling for it! 684 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,080 Love is a big need in life 685 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,320 Everyone needs to love and be loved 686 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,560 Be friends with everyone, friends with all 687 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,360 Life is slipping by, you know 688 00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,080 Someone here has it, someone there, someone everywhere 689 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,960 Whoever has the blue-eye bead 690 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,240 Has my heart Someone here... 691 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,640 -Fikret Abi! -What? 692 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,360 You had four coffees. You only paid for two. 693 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,800 Two were cold. 694 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,040 For God's sake. 695 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,560 Ismail. 696 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,200 Here, I made a list. Have a look. 697 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:26,720 Anything missing? Take it, here. 698 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,080 What's this? 699 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,960 These figures by the names? 700 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,080 Whatever we gave at their weddings, it's all there. 701 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,600 Always quarter gold coins. If only we'd given whole coins. 702 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,680 -What's this? -What? 703 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,040 Look, it says 130 loaves of bread. 704 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,240 We gave Nazif 130 loaves of bread? 705 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:50,440 Well, it was worth 130 loaves of bread at the time. 706 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,960 We gave them Marks, huh? 707 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,800 Hey, this is a mighty long list. 708 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:59,000 Ismail? Is your brother coming? Are we inviting him? 709 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,880 We'll see. 710 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,200 -That's my job. -Oh God. 711 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,840 -The wedding hall? -We'll see. That's my job. 712 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,840 -The invites? -We'll see. That's my job. 713 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,040 We'll see. That's my job. 714 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,080 Well, look sharp. The girl's family arrives tomorrow. 715 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,560 Turn out the light. 716 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,720 Now would I let you down? 717 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:35,160 You shouldn't even have come. I'd have sent the boy round. 718 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,480 You're a good lad. 719 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,120 It's my duty, Ismail Abi. 720 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,240 We're from the same village. We must stand by each other. 721 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,640 Right, Fikret Abi? 722 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,960 Bravo. Your dad was a decent man too. 723 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,120 Want me to take your dick for a spin? 724 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,440 OK, my lad. Now take this bag and fill it... 725 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,440 As full as you like. 726 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,640 These favors you do will become legend, you know? 727 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:03,960 You know what? You make me want to stroke your spleen, I swear. 728 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,800 Look, I'll tell Tarık to set up a Facebook group for you. 729 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,600 You're the pride of Sivas, not just its jeweler. 730 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,080 C'mon, please. 731 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,440 Anyone else would do the same. 732 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,120 But the thing is, I only have 27 followers on Twitter. 733 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:26,520 So I'd love it if you told Tarık to do a Friday Follow to my account. 734 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,400 I'm kind of antisocial. 735 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,440 I don't have Twitter or Facebook at home. 736 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,240 But like I said, I'll take your dick for a spin. 737 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:38,400 Look, we'll find those followers and give them hell, don't you worry. 738 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,320 Punks! Who are they following? This is Sivas! 739 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,960 -It's harassment. -We're onto it, don't worry. 740 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,120 We'll go then before trashing the place. 741 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,800 Then I'll umm give you this. 742 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,160 Did you take a good look? 743 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,240 Just a single quarter in there, huh? 744 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,760 Just this, Ismail Abi. 745 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,960 I'll strangle that boy like a turkey, Ismail Abi. 746 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,640 -All that talk. -This is beyond us. 747 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,960 And the girl's family are on a plane. 748 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,680 We've messed up here. 749 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,520 Abi, don't get mad, but I have an idea. 750 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,760 Your brother might help. 751 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,560 Right away if I asked. 752 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:24,000 The wedding's beyond me, right? He'd help like a shot. 753 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,720 Time for a confab. 754 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,200 Brethren, to the front row please. 755 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:33,600 There'll be a ton of jewelry given at the wedding. If we were to keep it... 756 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:35,560 Just suppose. 757 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:40,440 If we use that for our expenses, the jewelry money will subrevize it. 758 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,280 Subrevize? What are you talking about? 759 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,960 Just that, Fikret Abi. 760 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,320 Ismail Abi, let's go right now and get a loan from the bank. 761 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,920 -The cleanest kind. -The cleanest kind? 762 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:54,080 We'll use it on the basics. 763 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,880 We'll all get fake jewelry to give at the wedding. 764 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,320 So it won't cost anything. 765 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:03,080 We'll pay the loan with money from the jewelry. If we keep it. 766 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,640 We'll keep it, I'll see to that. 767 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,400 So what do you say? 768 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,160 A loan in whose name? 769 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,880 The name of love, brotherhood, humanity, the collective! 770 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,520 In Ismail Abi's name. Ismail Yücesoy. 771 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,800 The loan will be in my name. 772 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,240 Did you bring a pay slip? 773 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,440 I only brought my ID. 774 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,480 The other thing I didn't umm... What was it? 775 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,040 A pay slip. 776 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,440 That's a paper showing how much you earn. 777 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,800 Hah, I see. I'm retired. I'm on a pension. 778 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:37,080 You can't borrow more than a year's pension. 779 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,960 And only from your pension bank. 780 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,320 The loan is deducted monthly. 781 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,760 Mention the jewelry. 782 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,800 Now look, the thing is this. 783 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,600 As soon as we get the jewelry we'll pay you back. 784 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,640 We can't lend to pensioners. 785 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,520 Oof, I've had it. 786 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,000 Wait, Ismail Abi. 787 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,080 I'll take it on. 788 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,760 Banker, give it to me. 789 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,160 What do you do for a living? 790 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,600 I'm the boss. I run my own business. 791 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,520 -In what? -Unnatural gas and energy. 792 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:10,200 Then we need a certified statement of your revenues for the last 5 years. 793 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,920 I'm OK sending it with the boy, right? 794 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,560 OK, lady. What's the cleanest way to get this loan? 795 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,320 Come in! 796 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,560 Scalawags. 797 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,360 Ismail Abi, they scared me. 798 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,000 Fikret Abi, see that? 799 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,960 How he's trained the kids? 800 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,280 They stood up the second we came in. 801 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,040 Kids, selam aleykum! 802 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,600 Thanks! 803 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,600 Anyway. 804 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,280 Kids, sit quietly now. Bravo. 805 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,240 Ismail Abi, what's up? Nothing bad? 806 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,680 Now, Saffet. They want you at the bank. 807 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,240 I'll explain on the way. It's a long story. 808 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,440 -OK, but the kids? -I'll handle that. 809 00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,400 Take this. 810 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,400 Go with Ismail Abi. Go, Saffet. 811 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,160 -Umm... -C'mon. 812 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,240 I'll handle it. Off you go. 813 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,680 How are you, kids? 814 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:08,240 Fine thanks! 815 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:11,960 Boy, is it annoying. 816 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,440 Hey, teacher! 817 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,040 Hey, thanks. Bless you! What would we have done without you? 818 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,520 Bless us all. 819 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,360 Ismail Abi, we're sure to get 15,000 lira from the jewelry, huh? 820 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,520 We'll see. That's your job. 821 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:34,000 -But you said at least 15-20,000. -No, I didn't! 822 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,640 That was Fikret. 823 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:40,200 How do I know what I said? I landed a gas bottle 2 days ago! 824 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,040 I have hallucinations. 825 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,600 Last night I saw Dad. He was back from war in Cyprus. 826 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,760 He said the front needed beefing up. 827 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:48,880 I said, "Do it!" 828 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,800 "Yes, sir!" he said and left. It's bad. 829 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,520 The family has it rough. 830 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,800 This sucks. 831 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,600 Matter expands when heated, contracts on cooling? Makes sense. 832 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,400 Atatürk! 833 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:08,960 So in which provinces did he hold congresses? Sivas, Erzurum, Tokat and? 834 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:12,000 -Amasya! -Right. 835 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:16,320 A trick question. You weren't fooled. I've family in Tokat. My mind drifted. 836 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,120 Never mind that. 837 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:22,160 First memorize this: the foundations of the Republic were laid in Sivas. 838 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:23,600 Sit down. 839 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,200 Çetin Abi, why are the kids on one leg? 840 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:29,080 -They're ours, teacher. -Meaning? 841 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:32,000 Call the kids at the board B-set. B-set's a joint set. 842 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,640 Your students and mine. 843 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,160 The students on my course owe fees. So I punished them. 844 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,720 Let me hand over. 845 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,600 Hey, listen! 846 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,760 Wherever you are I'll come find you. 847 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,560 I'll get my money. 848 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,320 Back to your place. 849 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,880 Back to your places! 850 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,080 One of the kids is doing push-ups outside! 851 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,840 He hasn't paid his fees for 3 whole months. 852 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,560 Standing on one foot was too easy. Kids, I'm going. 853 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,320 Goodbye! 854 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,440 What did we talk about? 855 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:11,320 -Selam aleykum! -Aleykum selam! 856 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:13,200 Suck on that, teacher. 857 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,440 OK, I'm off. 858 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,320 Agh! 859 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,080 Oof, you didn't get my point. This is Sivas! 860 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,280 Where's her family? When are they coming? 861 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,280 I meant to tell you, dad. There just wasn't a chance. 862 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,080 Marika has no family. 863 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,880 She lost her parents as a child. 864 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,000 Poor dear. 865 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,640 Does she have no other relatives? 866 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:03,040 Aunts, uncles, whatever? I made up all those beds. 867 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,680 Marika has no family. 868 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:08,920 She grew up in care. The state put her through school. 869 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,960 She needs to be among people, you know? 870 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,120 Now look, what are their customs? 871 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,600 Just like ours, dad. It'll be just how you want it. 872 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,560 Hah, that's OK then. It's easy. 873 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,360 I'll see to that. Now, missus. 874 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:30,680 Make the guests at home. I'm off to the teahouse. 875 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,000 Wait, wait. Ismail. 876 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,360 What? 877 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,880 Take this to your brother, dear. 878 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,400 After all, he's our elder. Here. 879 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,800 Hey! You had invites printed? 880 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,600 How many? So you had money saved? 881 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,680 What money? These are samples. 882 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:51,200 I went to the printer and told him to print one of each, then I'd choose. 883 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:52,760 Bless him, he did it. 884 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,200 Are you... 885 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,800 Trying to tell me something? 886 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,480 I have four for Ishak here. You? 887 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,840 -Forget what you asked, OK? -What's he saying? 888 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,680 Did he make her miserable? 889 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:15,080 That's my girl! Now look. Which one do you fancy? 890 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,000 There's one with ribbon, one with lace, everything. 891 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:20,560 -Let's see. -Look. 892 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,880 Seeing it's an alcohol-free wedding this is my to-do list. 893 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,320 Well, I've done my bit. So what about Fikret Abi? 894 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,280 Like Ismail Abi said, the girl has no family. 895 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,080 So you know our Nuri Abi's tea garden? 896 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,680 I say we do it there. Plus it'll be cool. In this heat... 897 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,360 It'll be cool. 898 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,680 Fikret, let's just admit it. 899 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:43,160 Our first try was an epic fail. 900 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,000 I guess your dad thought so too, Çeto. He had no more kids after you. 901 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,160 Once bitten, twice shy. 902 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,840 Bravo! That's the way to slam a guy. 903 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:58,440 OK, to go from the Sivas Hotel to the Family Tea Garden... 904 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,160 It's a fucker. Anyway. 905 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,160 Now look, Samet. How's your side of things? 906 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,760 It's Sermet. 907 00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:07,600 No, c'mon! It's Sergen. 908 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,040 Hey, c'mon! I'm Saadet. 909 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,560 A pleasure. You're new in the village? 910 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,200 What happened with your task? 911 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,960 I tried her again today. 912 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,440 OK, I'll say it again. I swear she's family. 913 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,160 I just can't reach her. She's at concerts, on tour. 914 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,400 End result? 915 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,280 The Sivas Hotel. 916 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,960 Saadet made a dig at me, Çeto. 917 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,160 What can I do? It's a bummer. 918 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,560 Someone local just qualified for Popstar Eurostyle. I'll ask them. 919 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,640 Great. 920 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:37,320 And get some dancers from the club. To pole dance. 921 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,840 Sponsored by gas man Fikret. 922 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,160 I found it funny. 923 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,760 Ismail Abi, I spoke to Yılmaz about that fake jewelry. 924 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,480 Let's get that out the way. 925 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,080 But it'll take an hour or two. I say don't dally. 926 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,560 There's no rush. It's in Sivas, right? 927 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,040 But not like you think. It's a trek. 928 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,240 Whoa! 929 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,800 What is that? It's like a Photoshop job. 930 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,840 A graphic designer did that. No architect would. 931 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,560 Teacher, don't overdo it. 932 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,360 Yılmaz Bey just had precautions in mind. 933 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:13,720 What precautions? 934 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,080 Say the gendarmes raid the place. 935 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,000 What will he do? 936 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,680 Pour vats of boiling pitch from up there? 937 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,720 Fire flaming arrows? What will he do? Huh? 938 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,000 Ismail Abi, what's with the rage? 939 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,440 It doesn't faze the man. What's a few steps? 940 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:29,520 95! 941 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,160 -Hah. -I bothered to count. 942 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:32,960 Çeto, I dare you. 943 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,960 Bring Ferhat here. 944 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,400 Tell him Shirin's waiting up in the house. 945 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,720 Hand him the keys and say, "Go for it." 946 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:43,600 If he can be assed to climb the steps, lay me right here! 947 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,000 You what? What are you babbling about? 948 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,800 Lay me here, roll me down. What did you think? 949 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:49,960 Oh, right. 950 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,320 Check down below. 951 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:55,080 If I'm still alive, fuck me, all three of you! 952 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,720 Please! What are you saying for God's sake? 953 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,040 I'm picturing it. It's too bad, me and Ismail Abi. 954 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,600 Why me? Hey, why me? 955 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,080 Don't make me crazy, Fikret! 956 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,960 Look, I'd die anyway. I said, if I don't die. 957 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,120 You're all wired. 958 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:16,040 Abi, you still don't get how serious this is. Watch it! 959 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,040 The guy up there isn't normal. He's sick, a maniac. 960 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,080 Just your type. 961 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,480 Hah. Good. 962 00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:23,360 OK. In the name of God. 963 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,960 Who are you? What's up? Why are you here? 964 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,920 No reason. We were just passing. 965 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,800 We're maniacs, right? 966 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:04,280 Yılmaz! We talked yesterday, right? 967 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,560 You were gonna help us. 968 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,720 Çeto! Is that you? 969 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:09,880 Yes, it's me. 970 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,920 I didn't see you. Step up front. 971 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,320 Out of the way. 972 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,200 Come in, c'mon. 973 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,120 Mister... 974 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,000 Did you build this lair up here... 975 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,760 So we'd have time to think on the way if we were getting cold feet? 976 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,840 I just wasted my last breath asking that question. 977 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,040 I'm about to pass out. Here goes. 978 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:35,760 Oh my God, Fikret Abi! 979 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:41,520 Fikret? Fikret! Hey, did you pass out, Fikret? 980 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,680 See that? If I pass out now, they'll think I'm aping him. 981 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,440 Too bad! 982 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,360 You'd think there's no girls in the village! 983 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,320 Marsiye! C'mon, we're going. 984 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,080 Marsiye? Mum, that's a TV soap. Her name's Marika. 985 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,760 Maybe it is, but my name's Hatice. Nothing to be done. 986 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:08,200 Tell her to come with us. Say, "You're going with Mum and co." 987 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:10,960 OK, Mum. I do speak Turkish. For goodness sake! 988 00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,640 -Going where? -Is Miss Mahpeyker asking? 989 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,040 God, is it Mahpeyker now? No, I'm asking. 990 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,040 To drink soda! God! 991 00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,360 C'mon then, let's do it! 992 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,960 Oh my, look at you and that belly! 993 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,800 Over here, dear. C'mon, dance. 994 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,840 OK, time to feed the girls. 995 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,240 Here, honey. 996 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,200 What, what? 997 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:43,640 Here. C'mon now, eat! 998 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,280 Oh my God! 999 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,960 So this isn't the way to eat everything. 1000 00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,560 Health is everything, dear. 1001 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:08,880 That isn't tap water. 1002 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,400 No, purified. Made it myself. 1003 00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,560 God knows what goes in the tap water. 1004 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:13,720 Gotta purify it. 1005 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,800 God is great! 1006 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,280 No deliveries, huh? 1007 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,320 Who'd haul 5-gallon bottles up 95 steps? 1008 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,720 I wouldn't bring gas. Delivery guys are human too. 1009 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,880 If I lived here, I'd never get bread. I'd die of hunger. 1010 00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,320 I make bread myself. 1011 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,560 Fikret Abi, OK. 1012 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,080 The trek here did you in. Don't overdo it. 1013 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:35,680 Yılmaz! 1014 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:38,840 Aren't businesses like this meant to be in basements? 1015 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:43,400 Son, we almost died coming up those steps. 1016 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,840 How did you find it? You were ripped off, son. 1017 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,080 Son? 1018 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,680 Run! Run for it, run! 1019 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:54,960 What's up with him? 1020 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,240 I'd be wrong to say. 1021 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,880 Yılmaz, it's OK. A glass took a tumble. 1022 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,720 -Çeto, is that you? -Yes. 1023 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:07,800 Then I'll take you all to the workshop where I do my RandD. 1024 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:08,800 RandD? 1025 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,600 Faruk, talk to the girl. 1026 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:14,040 She calls your mum Hatice Hanım. 1027 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:17,600 Only your dad calls her 'missus'. It upsets the woman. 1028 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,400 Please, Şengül Teyze. She only has a few words of Turkish. 1029 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,480 Let her say what she likes. Is 'Abla' better? 1030 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,200 You have your work cut out, dear. 1031 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,800 Once we're back in Istanbul after the wedding... 1032 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,080 We'll only visit once or twice a year. 1033 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,560 Istanbul? 1034 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,480 Isn't the firm abroad? 1035 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,400 Sure it is, but we won't always be there. 1036 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,960 It works by appointment. When they have the staff... 1037 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,040 Even the water, it's like watery soda. 1038 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,320 So like, it's 7.00 there now. Mum, what kept you so long? 1039 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,960 A skirt down to my knees barely covers her bum. 1040 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,920 So I've no idea what she got. But I did see two g-strings. 1041 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:55,680 Shame on you, Mum! 1042 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:57,880 Why? Does she understand for heaven's sake? 1043 00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,800 C'mon, let's go. You as well. 1044 00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:06,200 Hey! 1045 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,800 -Isn't that Ahmet Özhan? Wow! -Fikret. 1046 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,480 The gold's here. You'd never know it's fake. 1047 00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:16,480 There's double-hardened steel under the plating. 1048 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,960 It won't break, bend or buckle. 1049 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:23,000 It's a bit heavier than normal steel. Here, feel the weight. 1050 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,160 -Yılmaz, we also need a camel. -Haunch or fillet? 1051 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,600 No, not to eat. For riding. 1052 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:33,080 I'll fix it. I'll fix it, God willing. 1053 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:36,360 Weren't you an only child? 1054 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,080 Yılmaz looks so like you. Are you brothers? 1055 00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,200 That's an insult! Brothers? 1056 00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:43,680 Like my mum would give birth to anything so ugly. 1057 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,840 If she shat, it would be prettier. 1058 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,480 You only had to say no. 1059 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,520 What can I do, teacher? 1060 00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,440 There's nothing I can't do. 1061 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,120 Oh God! 1062 00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,520 I forged banknotes not even ATMs could pick out. 1063 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,080 I sent the Central Bank some. They were amazed. 1064 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:07,320 I was expecting an engraved plaque. They gave me 4 years. 1065 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,360 If only you'd refused. 1066 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:10,520 Can you do that? 1067 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:12,880 No, you can't. 1068 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,560 Right. 1069 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:15,840 I'll find that camel. 1070 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,200 He's so like my late dad. 1071 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,240 Did you call me 'son'? 1072 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:25,520 No. 1073 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,800 It's as good as real. 1074 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,320 Where's technology going? 1075 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:34,120 He said not even ATMs could tell his fake notes. Didn't you hear? 1076 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,320 If only we'd shelled out a bit more... 1077 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:40,240 And not got the cheap stuff. This isn't great, Ismail Abi. 1078 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:41,240 Is it so obvious? 1079 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,160 I know lira notes to have Atatürk's face on them. 1080 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,880 But this has a full-length portrait. 1081 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,160 Give it here, Çeto. 1082 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,400 It's a full-length portrait. 1083 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,040 Not Atatürk either. It's Kazım Karabekir. 1084 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,520 Mental Bank of Turkey. 1085 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,360 Ismail Abi, what's up? Something's not OK. 1086 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,640 No. Just an important errand to do. 1087 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,240 I'll be back in half an hour. I'll explain then. 1088 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,240 -Where's he going? -How do I know? 1089 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,320 Weddings or funerals are no place for bad blood. 1090 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,200 That's what I was taught. 1091 00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:41,120 But invites don't go to close family either. 1092 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,120 In the old days... 1093 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:47,520 People knew if they were in favor from whether they got an invite. 1094 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:49,520 If you gave anyone invites... 1095 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:53,520 They'd get upset and boycott the wedding. 1096 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:57,680 "Invited to our own wedding?" they'd say, and refuse to go. 1097 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:04,320 Here, brother. It's your invite. 1098 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,640 I'm your junior. I've come to you out of respect. 1099 00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,920 I got beyond who's right and wrong. 1100 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,960 Brother, you're the only elder in my boy's family. 1101 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:23,240 Read him a verse of the Koran. Put a ring on his finger. 1102 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,800 Then let's dance like real men. 1103 00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:28,960 For everyone to see. 1104 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,880 OK then. Preparations can start! 1105 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:20,280 There you go! 1106 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:23,880 THE BRIDE'S SIDE LATVIA 1107 00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:33,200 I called so many times, baby. Why don't you answer? 1108 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:36,640 I didn't hear, honey. It's kind of noisy here. 1109 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,200 The reception sucks anyway. 1110 00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,640 Where exactly are you, baby? I'm curious. 1111 00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,200 In a village near Sivas. 1112 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:45,560 The wedding's tonight. In a field. 1113 00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,400 The name of Tarık's village? 1114 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,440 It's called Esenyurt. 1115 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,240 Did Marika's family find out? Are they mad? 1116 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:59,400 Well. I guess they're a bit upset. 1117 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,680 We only escaped thanks to you, babe. 1118 00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:05,960 Rubbish. 1119 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:10,600 Nothing would've stopped you. I didn't do anything. 1120 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:14,000 No way, honey. You even paid for our flights. 1121 00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:18,000 You took Marika's brothers out that night. You did everything, my hero. 1122 00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:24,280 No, stop. You're playing with the truth. 1123 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,200 Honey, I'm hanging up. 1124 00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:30,160 We forgot the chargers. We could get cut off any second. 1125 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,320 How could you forget the chargers? 1126 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,040 You had it coming, Viktors. 1127 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:50,280 If we get there before the marriage vows we can rescue the girl and return her to her fiancé. 1128 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:56,200 And we'll spare your life for helping us. 1129 00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:01,640 If we don't get there in time, her fiancé will kill you. 1130 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,600 Go, get there before the wedding. 1131 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,160 What are you waiting for? 1132 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:14,800 C'mon, run. Get to the village before them. 1133 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:20,640 If those boys crash the wedding, there'll be carnage. Better just you die than a mass of people. 1134 01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,920 I'll slowly get going then. 1135 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:36,240 Switch them on! 1136 01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,520 Oh my God! We're talking dynamite. 1137 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,760 Hey, the camel's here! 1138 01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,160 The camel's here. 1139 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,000 -Tarık, Tarık! -Yes, Dad? 1140 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:57,040 Get up, son. The camel's here. Look, the camel's here. 1141 01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,200 Where did they find it? 1142 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:00,800 My God. 1143 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,400 Atta boy! Good work! 1144 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,960 Just look at that, look at you. Magnificent! 1145 01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:13,080 Bravo, my boy. What a beauty of a camel. 1146 01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:14,680 -Abi, what is this? -A camel? 1147 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,640 Is this a joke, Çetin Abi? 1148 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:21,000 I said the same myself, but your dad insists it's a tradition. 1149 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:25,400 The bride will climb on that camel and ride from the house to the wedding. 1150 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:26,880 It's a tradition with us. 1151 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,080 A tradition with you? Who are you? 1152 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:33,080 I never heard of it. I didn't ride a camel as a bride. 1153 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,440 Missus, you were rounder then. We felt sorry for the camel. 1154 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:41,200 Ismail, the girl can't ride a camel. She's educated. 1155 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,960 How'd she know about your traditions? 1156 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,600 Hear that? I said "your" traditions. We have nothing like that. 1157 01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:49,840 Ismail Abi! Ismail Abi. Wait for this! 1158 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,680 What's up, teacher? Did you mess up again? 1159 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:54,240 No, nothing's wrong. 1160 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:55,320 Was that a camel? 1161 01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,400 God, it is. 1162 01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:58,720 Çeto, what's this? 1163 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:00,080 A camel. 1164 01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,800 Are you taking the piss? Dick! 1165 01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:04,640 God! Ismail Abi said get it, so I got it. 1166 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:07,160 Why's everyone laying into me? 1167 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,520 Quiet boy, quiet girl. 1168 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:10,680 My man's just invented a new tradition. 1169 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,520 The bride rides a camel to the wedding! 1170 01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,360 Weren't you welcoming guests? 1171 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,440 OK, remember the lights we put up? 1172 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,520 What, the big colored things? 1173 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,040 The big colored ones. 1174 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:28,280 (Meaningless gabble) 1175 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:42,840 If you don't know camel language, don't confuse the beast. 1176 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:47,240 Abi, the lights blew the fuses. Tarık knows about electrics, right? 1177 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:51,320 Tarık. C'mon, please, son. Go take a look at them. 1178 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:54,440 But be careful. Don't get that suit dirty. 1179 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,880 Hey, Çeto! Bring the camel over. 1180 01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,280 Still on his camel trip. 1181 01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,240 God help us! 1182 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:03,280 Broke and going to the wedding by camel! 1183 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,680 And so we did. 1184 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:09,000 We went on ahead. I fixed the fuses and put them back. 1185 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:10,520 Twice I nearly died. 01:03:10:05 01:03:12:20 We felt sure the disasters were now over. 1186 01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:15,800 But turns out that was hasty. 1187 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,560 Where did you get this camel? 1188 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,120 Look at that smile. I know you. 1189 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,760 C'mon, I won't tell. Who did you nick it from? 1190 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:29,680 I didn't, I borrowed it. Ismail Abi didn't pay a cent either. 1191 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,000 He said it was tradition, he wanted a camel, so I got one. 1192 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,280 -I shouldn't have? -Get out of here! 1193 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,400 It's not like taking a bike for a spin. 1194 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:39,200 Borrow a camel? My ass! 1195 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,960 -Çeto, what's on the camel's butt? -Oh God! 1196 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,400 How do I know, Fikret Abi? 1197 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,200 Why keep asking me about the camel? 1198 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,600 Looks like a tick, Çeto. 1199 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:54,680 If it's a tick, get behind the beast, grab the thing and pull it off! 1200 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,040 Boy! 1201 01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:57,720 -Çeto, what did you do? -Çeto! 1202 01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,040 -Çeto, do something! -Çeto! 1203 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:01,120 Get off my back! Don't give me grief! 1204 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:04,040 He brought the camel. Why are you blaming me? 1205 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,600 Do I run a camel farm? 1206 01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,480 Boys. You know what? 1207 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:10,400 The bride's snatched the camel! Run! Run! 1208 01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:11,800 -Hey! -Run! 1209 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:16,200 Çeto, I'm off to the wedding then. You do the chasing. 1210 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:17,400 Thanks. 1211 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,920 No panic. We'll have a great time. 1212 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:25,400 We'll have a great time. 1213 01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:27,840 Let me kiss you. We'll have a great time. 1214 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:29,560 We'll have a great time. 1215 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:30,920 No panic. 1216 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:32,840 No panic. 1217 01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,680 No panic. We'll have a great time. 1218 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,160 What's this? A picnic spot or what? 1219 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,640 Ismail Abi! 1220 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,760 Hey-- God, the camel! No panic. No panic! 1221 01:04:58,920 --> 01:04:59,960 Shh! 1222 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:14,440 What? 1223 01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:17,040 Down below? 1224 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,480 I'm on my way. 1225 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:29,200 -Nazmi Amca? What's up? -Nature called. 1226 01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,680 -How do you mean? -What are you doing there? 1227 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:35,000 I'm umm, reversing. To do a running jump down below. 1228 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:36,360 -Why? -Nazmi Amca. 1229 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,680 -There's this camel. -Camel? 1230 01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:41,960 You don't get camels here! Don't tease. 1231 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,360 I'm talking one hell of a camel. 1232 01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,440 Hey. Hey! Hey! 1233 01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:55,800 Çeto! Wait! 1234 01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:57,640 The girl fell off. Forget the camel. 1235 01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:59,400 Don't make me crazy! 1236 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:02,040 It's been "the camel" all day. I'm brain dead. 1237 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,800 I fell all that way. You know why? 1238 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,000 Because of that damn beast. 1239 01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:08,080 Watch your mouth! Camels are sacred. 1240 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:10,840 Animals aren't divided into sacred or unclean. 1241 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,240 Animals are animals. They're all sacred. 1242 01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:14,800 Stop! The girl isn't moving. 1243 01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:16,360 -Are you serious? -What did you do? 1244 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,040 Did you kill her? 1245 01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:20,680 Sure. I killed her. That's my fault too. 1246 01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:25,120 Think Hurricane Sandy in the US. Çetin Yakut is the Sivas equivalent. 1247 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,080 Half an hour we chased them. 1248 01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:32,960 Her belly's moving. She's alive. 1249 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,040 Seriously? 1250 01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:36,400 She's alive. You did it again, Çeto. 1251 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,000 You did it again. 1252 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,400 For the time being. 1253 01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,200 Çetin, Çetin! 1254 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,680 It's Nazmi Amca, relax. 1255 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,840 Is that a woman there? You said there was a camel. 1256 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,360 Nazmi Amca, I'll explain later. 1257 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,480 Yılmaz, you got us into this camel thing, so you... 1258 01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:56,000 I'm vibrating. 1259 01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:00,360 It's Tarık. They're high and dry there. 1260 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,520 -What do I tell him? -Don't answer. 1261 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,600 -So I hit 'no'? -Let's think on the way. 1262 01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:05,680 Let's think. 1263 01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:07,960 -Saffet. -Huh? 1264 01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:09,600 -No sign of anyone, huh? -No, Abi. 1265 01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:11,840 It's crazy, a camel snatching the bride. 1266 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:16,760 -Ah, they're here. -Hah. 1267 01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:23,640 My God! What's taking them so long? 1268 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:25,360 They're on their way. 1269 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:27,880 It's a camel, it's slow. A horse would be faster. 1270 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,040 But everyone's waiting out there. 1271 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,280 And what's this? Another of Dad's traditions? 1272 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:33,960 Why are we holding hands? 1273 01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:35,080 That's a real tradition. 1274 01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:37,360 A best man sticks by the groom or he's kidnapped. 1275 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:38,880 -Who? -The groom. 1276 01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:43,000 So I got the beefiest boy in town with the cutest smile as your guard. 1277 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:47,680 He has Kangal blood, he breaks backs was top in the '99 college exams. 1278 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:52,720 But he's retarded. He marked the desk instead of the answer sheet. 1279 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:56,080 No, look. That's too cozy. Hold his wrist. 1280 01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:58,160 Toraman. Hold him like this. 1281 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:02,000 Why in hell would anyone kidnap me? Get the fuck off me! 1282 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,800 -Why are you so keen? -Don't. You upset the kid. 1283 01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:07,800 -Toraman. -Look, Kinyas. 1284 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:11,680 -Kin... You upset him. Kinyas. -Toraman! Hey, it's OK. 1285 01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:14,800 Should we have said? I mean, she's his wife. 1286 01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:17,440 She isn't. There's still the wedding night. 1287 01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:19,040 They'll find the bride. 1288 01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:20,720 We have to do the wedding. 1289 01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:22,360 We need jewelry. 1290 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,360 Or how will your loan get paid? 1291 01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:27,000 My loan, huh? 1292 01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:30,000 It was our loan in the bank. Now it's mine, is it? 1293 01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,480 Exactly. 1294 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,840 The door's out front. What's with the window? 1295 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:44,040 Look what's here. 1296 01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:49,000 Pull it open. Stand back. Hand her over. 1297 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:50,840 -Hand her over. -Careful. 1298 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:51,840 Oh God! 1299 01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:54,080 Is she dead? 1300 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:58,080 We're fucked, I swear we are! 1301 01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,640 Teacher! Shame on you! An educated guy like you cursing? 1302 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:03,400 C'mon, be a man! 1303 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:05,520 Cool it. She's passed out, not dead. 1304 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:07,800 How long for? 1305 01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:12,000 She just came round, saw two guys carrying her and passed out again. 1306 01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:14,560 This kind are frail, not like village gals. 1307 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:17,560 The camel got cranky and threw the girl off. 1308 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:18,600 Hah. 1309 01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:21,760 -So camels aren't used to Slavs. -And Slavs to camels. 1310 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,960 And she banged her head falling. Like so. 1311 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,920 -So forget cause and effect. -Hey, OK. 1312 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:28,640 C'mon, come in. 1313 01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:31,720 In the name of God. 1314 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:32,920 Çetin! 1315 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:34,880 Where's the camel? 1316 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,280 For the love of God! 1317 01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:40,000 What in hell do we do now? They're waiting for the bride. 1318 01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:42,120 We discussed that on the way. Huh, Yılmaz? 1319 01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:43,560 He did, not me. 1320 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:46,720 Thanks, Yılmaz. I say we stick the dress on the bridesmaid. 1321 01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:49,840 There's the veil, gloves too. Right, Yılmaz? 1322 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,760 Novel idea. Never heard it before. 1323 01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:53,360 Thanks, Yılmaz. What do you say? 1324 01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:56,320 I cornered the bridesmaid one day to try my luck. 1325 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:59,520 But she has no Turkish either. How do you explain? 1326 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,880 That's for her escort to the bridal bed. Tarık. 1327 01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,000 So that's OK. 1328 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,240 Who's gonna tell Tarık? 1329 01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:07,560 We just spent all day chasing the camel's ass. 1330 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,000 Didn't you tell the groom yet? Huh? 1331 01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,760 No! What were we supposed to say? 1332 01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:15,800 "Sorry, the camel snatched the bride. These things happen." 1333 01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:20,560 "Camels run, they get tired, etc." Man, you have weird traditions! 1334 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:23,840 What is it with camels? Never heard of fucking wedding cars? 1335 01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:27,040 See? He's a natural. You can't get it out. It sounds bad. 1336 01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:29,400 Forget telling Tarık now. 1337 01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:32,360 Look, Ismail's flying. How can I say the wedding's off? 1338 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,360 How can I wreck it for him? 1339 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:35,440 Aah! 1340 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,520 That was the devil's work. 1341 01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:40,080 Nice. 1342 01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:46,800 I'm only putting up with this crap for Ismail Abi, I swear. 1343 01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:49,680 He's so like my late dad. A carbon copy. 1344 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,320 Hey, OK. 1345 01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,200 I'll wear the dress. Put it on me. 1346 01:10:57,960 --> 01:11:00,560 Don't make me crazy, please. 1347 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,600 You want to breathe your last dancing in Tarık's arms? 1348 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:04,680 Yes. 1349 01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:07,920 Plus that dress is tight. It's for someone thin, not you or me. 1350 01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:14,000 Uh-uh. 1351 01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:18,640 Forget Ismail Abi, if my own dad rose from the dead... 1352 01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:22,120 And refused me his blessing, he still couldn't me in that dress. 1353 01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:26,120 I wasn't in a suit at my own wedding so you think I'd wear a bride's dress? 1354 01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:28,200 I'm gonna talk big. 1355 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:31,640 Impale me with the biggest stick... 1356 01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,840 And I still wouldn't wear it! Never! Never! 1357 01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,800 -I would, but I have a beard. -I won't. 1358 01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:39,720 I would, but I can't dance. 1359 01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:44,080 -I'll wear it. -If I didn't have a beard... 1360 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,680 -I won't wear it! -I'll dance once, it's OK. 1361 01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:48,680 I'll wear it! 1362 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,080 Hands higher! 1363 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:18,160 Who said that? 1364 01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:19,720 Who said that? 1365 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:22,120 Under watch even at your own wedding. 1366 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:48,360 -Is it finished? -Yes, teacher. But so am I. 1367 01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:50,880 Didn't peek at her, did you? 1368 01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:53,960 Mum changed her clothes. I just helped. Happy now? 1369 01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:59,880 Ishak Amca! It's Ismail Abi's brother. 1370 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,080 Did he ask him? 1371 01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:06,080 Oh my goodness! Ismail, your brother's here. 1372 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:08,600 -Abi, welcome. -Thanks. 1373 01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:10,480 -Marvelous! -Welcome, brother. 1374 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,760 -Welcome, Abla. -Thank you. 1375 01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:17,200 Marvelous. What a good match. May God keep them together. 1376 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:24,320 My uncle and his wife are here. They haven't spoken in ages. 1377 01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:28,760 Honey? You're all tense. Is it nerves? 1378 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:30,200 What's he saying? 1379 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:33,160 Great dancing from Yılmaz there. Just like a dame! 1380 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,640 He's a real scam. 1381 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,360 OK, dance over. I'll nip out and check around. 1382 01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:44,120 The cake, drinks and stuff. 1383 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:48,080 Right? They're so important. Go check them out. Move! 1384 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:57,560 Something's up with you today. But wait, honey. 1385 01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:03,040 Let's get the wedding over and I'll melt away that stress. 1386 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:05,160 Fuck you! Fuck off! 1387 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:11,160 What's going on, son? 1388 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:12,760 Someone taught her to swear. 1389 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:16,000 Dammit, she probably thinks she was saying something cute. 1390 01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:17,440 For God's sake. 1391 01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:34,960 Taxi! 1392 01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,960 Let's go. C'mon, make it snappy. 1393 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,480 Okey turist, good. 1394 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:43,680 Good. Let's go. 1395 01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:45,560 Let's go. 1396 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:09,520 Hold it. We're going to HQ. Hold it. 1397 01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:11,200 Why HQ, huh? 1398 01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,760 I tell you I saw a camel, you tell me HQ. 1399 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,080 It came out of nowhere. I swerved and crashed. 1400 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:19,480 -Ishak Amca, selam aleykum. -Aleykum selam. 1401 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:22,400 OK, eat up. Like the cake? Is it good? 1402 01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:25,200 Yes. But maybe a bit too much cream. 1403 01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:29,000 No, c'mon. It's just right. I made it with my own hands. 1404 01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:30,160 Have some lemonade. 1405 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,160 Good for you. 1406 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:33,760 Weren't you reformed, Çetin? 1407 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,600 I never see you at the mosque. 1408 01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:38,760 I don't go in the village. I fell out with the imam. 1409 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:41,280 We aren't on good terms. 1410 01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:43,240 I'll help patch things up. 1411 01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:45,560 I'm not at war, just making a stand. 1412 01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:46,960 He's slow at prayers. 1413 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,720 The main mosque laps us at Ramadan prayers. 1414 01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:52,520 It got to me. I cornered him in the courtyard. 1415 01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:54,320 I said, OK, read the Falaq and Naas. 1416 01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:55,840 Read the Ikhlas. 1417 01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:59,200 But you always go for the Shams and Ibrahim suras. 1418 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,440 It's not on, I said. 1419 01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:03,200 Ishak Amca? 1420 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:04,880 Ishak Amca? 1421 01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:06,600 Amca? 1422 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:07,960 Oh no! 1423 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:09,400 In the name of God. 1424 01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:11,000 Ishak Amca. 1425 01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:13,640 Amca? Let's check your pulse. 1426 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:14,760 No pulse. 1427 01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:18,560 Ishak Amca. Amca, have some lemonade. 1428 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:23,240 Hey, hey. 1429 01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:42,040 A bad dance, no. A lot of vodka, yes. 1430 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:45,560 Amca drinks like a fish. Don't mind him. 1431 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:48,680 Ishak Amca. 1432 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:53,840 What are you staring at? May God forgive him. 1433 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,120 His time was up. That was it. 1434 01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,000 Is this a joke, asshole? 1435 01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:02,800 You danced with him for hours. How's he dead? 1436 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:04,240 He was dead before dancing. 1437 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,760 He died eating cake. 1438 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:09,120 Dragging him through the crowd would turn heads, I figured. 1439 01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,120 So I got him dancing. Was that so bad? 1440 01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:12,240 Great idea. 1441 01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:16,880 How could you, teacher? We have dead in here. 1442 01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:20,320 Maybe the living are afraid. I'm human too, I'm scared. 1443 01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:30,880 Amca! 1444 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,920 Çetin, what do we do now? 1445 01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:37,320 -Fikret Abi, I say I should go. -Go where? 1446 01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:40,000 To Tokat. I have family there. 1447 01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:42,240 I'll get into livestock. It's my destiny. 1448 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,600 And we obviously won't get the jewelry. 1449 01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,040 Oh, and we have a corpse. 1450 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,920 You won't catch me if I beat it out of here. 1451 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,120 Let me give you this for the journey, wait. 1452 01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:53,720 Thanks, Abi. 1453 01:17:57,520 --> 01:18:00,720 -Abi? -Drop the fucking Abi. A single bullet. 1454 01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:02,680 I'll shoot. Bang! 1455 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:08,240 And under clause 2, paragraph 3, article 86 of the Turkish Penal Code... 1456 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:11,960 I'll spend 6 months in jail. Only that's a lie. 1457 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:13,360 Why? 1458 01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:15,720 Because. 46 C. 1459 01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:18,000 I've more power than the FBI. 1460 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:22,920 I'd shoot you without blinking, walk away and not even look back. 1461 01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:24,680 You're in front of me, see? 1462 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:30,520 Rear sight, eye, front sight. 1463 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,320 So what do we do? 1464 01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:34,680 Selam aley... 1465 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:46,320 Marika, Viktors is here. It's a complete surprise. 1466 01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:54,000 Welcome, honey. Do you have the charger? 1467 01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:56,360 It's still the charger?! 1468 01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:01,080 Here, go charge. 1469 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:04,760 Baby, we're over. Screw the charger, they could show up any time. 1470 01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:05,800 Who? 1471 01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:08,800 The groom. I mean the real groom and Marika's brothers. 1472 01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:15,720 There's nothing else for it. We have to kidnap the bride. 1473 01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:16,800 Viktors! 1474 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:19,760 How can I repay you? You couldn't stay away, huh? 1475 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:20,960 What a great guy! 1476 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,280 Brother! My brother! You're the best! 1477 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:25,920 What are you doing? 1478 01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:29,720 Behave! What will they think of you? For heaven's sake! 1479 01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:32,520 Oh my! 1480 01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:34,960 Did we call the gendarmes? 1481 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,280 I should've run for it. 1482 01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:37,960 You think they realized? 1483 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,840 Do they know Ishak Amca's dead? 1484 01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:41,560 -Welcome. -Thanks. 1485 01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:44,240 -Welcome. -Are you the wedding hosts? 1486 01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:45,680 Yes, that's us. 1487 01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:47,080 There's a problem. 1488 01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:48,320 What's that? 1489 01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:54,320 The gendarmes mustn't come in here. 1490 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:55,920 If they do, they mustn't see. 1491 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:58,360 If they see, I'll shoot the lot. 1492 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:01,320 -I'll walk away and not-- -Abi, please. 1493 01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:07,920 -Rear sight, eye-- -No glasses. I dropped my glasses. 1494 01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:10,760 I'll show you glasses. Move! Go! 1495 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:14,480 The kids nabbed the money off the floor and went spending. 1496 01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:17,000 Why would we have fake money, commander? 1497 01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:18,680 We need to search the guests. 1498 01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:21,480 You can't! Tongues will wag. How do we explain? 1499 01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:27,040 They'll say we called you in to search everyone for wedding loot. 1500 01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:30,880 You found it on the dance floor. The money is Çeto's. C'mon! 1501 01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:45,680 Yes, it's mine. 1502 01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:49,480 Search me. Let's go, commander. Can't run from justice. 1503 01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:52,840 -What are you doing? -Helping justice, Fikret Abi. 1504 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:56,200 Which means? I'll do my punishment. 1505 01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:58,360 So the wedding won't break up. 1506 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:02,040 Fikret Abi, the wedding's over to you. Have a great time. 1507 01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,600 Look at Çetin. Talk about selfless. 1508 01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:07,960 Asshole, run off and dump me with the crap. You owe me. 1509 01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:18,320 Where's the registrar? Let's get this thing over. 1510 01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:19,680 How did the guy die? 1511 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:22,480 That's the main thing. Çeto said he had cake. 1512 01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:26,680 What if he got poisoned by the cake? What if all the guests die? 1513 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:30,480 -Should we cancel the thing? -It's almost over, Fikret Abi. 1514 01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:34,120 It may be a sign from above. 1515 01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:37,360 For God's sake, when did you ever care about signs from above? 1516 01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:40,360 -I'm screwed and you just dump me! -But look at us! 1517 01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:44,160 If my parents hear about the loan, they'll disown me. 1518 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:50,240 This wedding has to go on for me, for Saffet, the village teacher! 1519 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:51,520 Hey, OK. Relax. 1520 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,000 The wedding goes on. 1521 01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:57,520 Don't get upset. C'mon. 1522 01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:00,520 Follow me. Saffet, follow me. 1523 01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,840 Tell Tarık some fib. We're going. 1524 01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:13,400 What's up, honey? 1525 01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:16,640 Tarık, we're just off to the bathroom. We'll be right back. 1526 01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:17,680 Sure, go ahead. 1527 01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:22,080 But don't be long, honey. The registrar will be here any minute. 1528 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,080 -What's going on? 1529 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,360 -LADIES 1530 01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:38,400 Your guy's here, in Sivas. 1531 01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:42,240 Don't you hear me? Say something! 1532 01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:45,160 They'll kill you! Tarık too, if you tell him. 1533 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:48,440 -What's happening to me? -Let's escape through there, c'mon. 1534 01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:52,280 If they don't find us, no one will get hurt. 1535 01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:04,200 -Selam aleykum. -Aleykum selam, son. 1536 01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:06,960 -How's the cake? -A bit too much cream perhaps. 1537 01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:11,560 -Praise the Lord! How are you, son? -Fine, thanks. I'm well. 1538 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,360 Have you seen Ishak, son? 1539 01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:15,680 Ishak Amca? Yes. Yes. Yes, I did. 1540 01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:17,960 Just now, dancing. 1541 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:21,240 He seemed a bit dazed. Huh, Teyze? 1542 01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:24,960 -I wonder if something's wrong? -No, what could be wrong? 1543 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,440 I don't know. 1544 01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:28,760 He seemed a bit pale. He had no color. 1545 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:32,280 It's the light, dear. His cholesterol's OK, no diabetes. 1546 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:34,040 -His heart? -What's the matter? 1547 01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:36,120 Did he have heart problems? 1548 01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:37,720 Not even tooth decay. 1549 01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:41,680 I have a bad heart, blood sugar, blood pressure problems, everything. 1550 01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:46,120 But Ishak is fit as a fiddle. He eats so much though. 1551 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,480 Eating a lot is OK. 1552 01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,880 Did he have silent heart disease? 1553 01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:52,560 The kind that... 1554 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,760 I can't keep quiet any longer. 1555 01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:56,920 Be strong. We've lost Ishak Amca. 1556 01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:00,720 He just dropped dead. We carried him inside to avoid a fuss. 1557 01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:05,040 Well, no use crying over spilled milk. Be strong, Teyze. 1558 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:06,640 We're all upset. 1559 01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:07,840 I cried. 1560 01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:10,880 Everyone had tears in their eyes. 1561 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:13,360 Then the jewelry scam to land 20,000 lira... 1562 01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:15,040 Teyze! 1563 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:18,720 Lord, are You putting us to the test? 1564 01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:23,480 Fuck this, enough! 1565 01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:26,560 OK, you're one of us. On the way with the camel... 1566 01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:50,840 Saffet! 1567 01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:55,560 -Did you rat on us? -What do you mean? 1568 01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:58,520 I told Şengül Teyze everything. 1569 01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:01,000 She knew most of it anyway. Was it so bad? 1570 01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:03,120 So what's she doing here? 1571 01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:05,680 I was explaining things and it just happened. 1572 01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:07,120 She passed away. 1573 01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:08,280 Passed away? 1574 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:11,600 She's dead? So how did she die? 1575 01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:14,360 Well, last thing she did was eat cake. 1576 01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:16,600 Çetin messed up the cake. Where's Çetin? 1577 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:18,160 Çetin! 1578 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:20,920 -He's at the police station. -Doing what? 1579 01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:23,640 Umm, well... He was kind of arrested. 1580 01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:25,960 Çetin! 1581 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:30,120 The bridesmaid! 1582 01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:31,480 Hand her over. 1583 01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:33,080 Hold tight. 1584 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:38,440 What happened? 1585 01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:40,320 Search me. She talks weird. 1586 01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:42,280 She kept babbling. First I was quiet. 1587 01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:46,240 She led me to the forest. I showed my face and knocked her out. 1588 01:25:46,280 --> 01:25:47,520 Her head's bleeding. 1589 01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:49,400 Şengül Teyze! Why are you here? 1590 01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:51,320 -She knows. -I'll tell then. 1591 01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,680 I had a hard time knocking her out. 1592 01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:56,240 Blood's normal. I hit her more than once. 1593 01:25:57,080 --> 01:26:00,280 Oh God! Oh my God! 1594 01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:02,560 There's blood on my dress! 1595 01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:05,600 My adorable dress! What do we do, Şengül Teyze? 1596 01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:08,080 Good heavens, is it the color or what? 1597 01:26:08,120 --> 01:26:10,720 You threw toy money at kids to look rich? 1598 01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:14,560 It's from being poor, commander. I messed up so forgive me. 1599 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:16,680 I did my army service as a gendarme. 1600 01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:20,400 -You have a tough job. -Where were you for army service? 1601 01:26:20,440 --> 01:26:21,560 Here, in Sivas. 1602 01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:24,960 I've been here 10 years and never seen you. Which intake? 1603 01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:28,040 Intake? Commander, I have to answer this. 1604 01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:30,720 Sorry, it may be important. You know the story. 1605 01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:32,200 Hello? 1606 01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:35,560 -Çetin, where are you? -At the gendarmerie, Mum. You know. 1607 01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:36,800 Drop dead! 1608 01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:37,880 Oh my God. 1609 01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:41,600 OK, Mum, but I'm in a fix right now. 1610 01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:43,160 Come back. Make an excuse. 1611 01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:44,840 -Ihsak's wife is dead too. -My God! 1612 01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:45,960 What happened? 1613 01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:49,480 Yılmaz beat up the bride's friend. The girl's face is a mess. 1614 01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:52,600 The bridesmaid? They tried suede, umm, you know. 1615 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:55,200 To knock her out! Why would I beat her up? 1616 01:26:55,240 --> 01:26:56,840 C'mon, come back fast. 1617 01:26:58,280 --> 01:26:59,920 Oh, woe is me! 1618 01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:03,400 Where were we? 1619 01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:09,360 Commander, I just lied to you. I didn't do army service. 1620 01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:11,520 I said I did it here to get sympathy. 1621 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:12,880 I'm a draft dodger. 1622 01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:15,080 But I dodged flawlessly for 21 years. 1623 01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:17,240 So today's the day. Recruit me. 1624 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,160 What do you say? Let me be of use to the nation. 1625 01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:25,920 Why was the commander so mad? All I did was confess. 1626 01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:29,680 And take the piss? Shame on you at your age! 1627 01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:31,480 For heaven's sake. 1628 01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:35,040 Where did I put it? 1629 01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:38,240 I wanted to ask you, youngst-- 1630 01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:42,240 We messed up. Here, fire away. 1631 01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:46,520 I was about to ask for a light. So smoking does shorten your life. 1632 01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:47,560 Explain, Fikret. 1633 01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:49,720 The girl fell off the camel. 1634 01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:52,080 The dress only fitted Yılmaz. Go on. 1635 01:27:52,120 --> 01:27:53,960 When Ishak Amca dropped dead-- 1636 01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:57,400 You told his wife and she died. Saffet told her for sure. 1637 01:27:57,440 --> 01:28:00,000 Anyway you can't bring back the dead. Go on. 1638 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:01,080 This girl? 1639 01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:03,840 She found out who I was so I hamstringed her. 1640 01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:06,720 Are you Spider Man? Nut! What's with the hands? 1641 01:28:06,760 --> 01:28:10,400 I saw, heard and know nothing. All I have is one son. 1642 01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:12,760 It's his wedding. I want no scenes. 1643 01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:13,840 Fix this. 1644 01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:18,400 I'm going to put on more lipstick. Now fix this. For heaven's sake! 1645 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:19,880 Sharp lady. 1646 01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:22,280 Learned to read in 4 days. She's sharp. 1647 01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:38,360 Where were you, honey? The registrar's almost here. 1648 01:28:41,200 --> 01:28:43,360 Marika, where's your man? 1649 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:48,920 Tarık, is she upset with me? Why won't she talk to me? 1650 01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:53,040 Tarık, run! 1651 01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:54,800 What's going on? 1652 01:29:00,480 --> 01:29:01,600 Selam aleyküm. 1653 01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:03,040 Hands off! 1654 01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:05,000 Fikret. 1655 01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:08,040 Who are you bashing, fucking paleface? 1656 01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:09,800 Fikret. 1657 01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:13,840 Saffet. 1658 01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:16,400 Boy, does he bash! Run! 1659 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:18,040 Asshole Saffet. 1660 01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:24,160 Fuck it! What is this? 1661 01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:26,720 What's the scam? 1662 01:29:26,760 --> 01:29:27,800 God, that's ugly. 1663 01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:30,200 -What's going on? -Who are those guys? 1664 01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,960 Yılmaz Abi, how come you're in the bride's dress? 1665 01:29:32,960 --> 01:29:35,680 -You answer. Mine's a long story. -Mine's longer. 1666 01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:38,120 The camel snatched the bride. She fell off and passed out. 1667 01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:42,080 So I wore the dress. And we lost your aunt and uncle. My condolences. 1668 01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:47,360 The camel snatched the bride? 1669 01:29:47,600 --> 01:29:50,280 Your uncle's dead and you wail for the bride! 1670 01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:53,280 Why are the guys chasing us? What do they want? 1671 01:29:53,760 --> 01:29:55,280 To kill us. 1672 01:29:55,320 --> 01:29:57,520 They'll pump bullets like perfume spray. 1673 01:29:57,560 --> 01:30:02,040 Why didn't you say so from the start? Run, man! Run! 1674 01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:04,280 Ah, Marika! 1675 01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:07,680 Şengül Teyze, I put Ismail Abi and Fikret Abi in there. 1676 01:30:07,920 --> 01:30:11,640 I told people drunk relatives had kidnapped the groom, it's tradition. 1677 01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,560 Otherwise they'd panic. 1678 01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:16,680 God, in the name of God! 1679 01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:20,520 Fikret Abi! 1680 01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:22,600 Oh God, what did I do? 1681 01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:25,240 Forgive me, God! 1682 01:30:25,280 --> 01:30:27,320 Forgive me, God. Fikret Abi. 1683 01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:28,720 Ismail Abi. 1684 01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:30,200 Oh my God, Ismail Abi! 1685 01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:33,000 Ismail Abi! 1686 01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:34,320 Abi, what did we do? 1687 01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,360 Abi, what's happening? Here, one last kiss. 1688 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:39,320 -Çetin Abi? -Oh my God! 1689 01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,200 -When did you get here? -Just now. 1690 01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:43,360 How did they die? 1691 01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:45,560 Those girls came here from Latvia to die? 1692 01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:49,760 -It was the cake, wasn't it? -They aren't dead, just passed out. 1693 01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:51,640 -The bridesmaid? -Passed out too. 1694 01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:52,760 Ishak Amca and his wife? 1695 01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:54,200 They're dead. 1696 01:30:54,560 --> 01:30:56,920 Are you stoned? You hauled him here alone. 1697 01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:01,400 Who beat them up? 1698 01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:07,240 We're finished, Tarık. 1699 01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:10,480 I never thought of my dress as a burial shroud. 1700 01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:12,320 Abi, what do we do? 1701 01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:14,160 I hear noises. 1702 01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:15,360 They're coming. 1703 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:17,120 We have to run, Tarık. Run! 1704 01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:18,480 Wait. Hold it. 1705 01:31:19,480 --> 01:31:20,640 Where's a rock? 1706 01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:28,280 I set up a decoy. 1707 01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:29,840 C'mon, up the tree. 1708 01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:33,240 -They're coming, Tarık. Quick. -I'll hold the train then. 1709 01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:34,800 No need. 1710 01:31:34,840 --> 01:31:36,640 If only I'd gone up first. 1711 01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:51,040 Oof! That was him jumping! 1712 01:31:51,480 --> 01:31:53,160 Man, who are these guys? 1713 01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:01,440 You know, if you'd been friends it would've been handy. 1714 01:32:01,480 --> 01:32:04,000 Abi, don't look, but they're looking at us. 1715 01:32:04,480 --> 01:32:06,040 -What did he say? -Come down. 1716 01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:09,560 What did you say? 1717 01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:10,600 I said... 1718 01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:13,600 What's going on? It's the devil! 1719 01:32:17,840 --> 01:32:21,520 Yılmaz Abi, I said, "Come get us yourself if you can." 1720 01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:23,360 I see. No need. 1721 01:32:23,920 --> 01:32:26,360 Hey! So you decide! 1722 01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:31,120 40 mules, 40 cleavers or 40 cm of shlong? 1723 01:32:31,480 --> 01:32:36,520 They don't know Turkish. You translate. No wait, I'll translate them to hell! 1724 01:33:30,280 --> 01:33:31,960 Am I early? Where is everyone? 1725 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:33,520 Come here. C'mon, come here! 1726 01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:38,720 It's all your fault! Asshole! If you'd come 1 hour earlier. 1727 01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:41,200 You know how many people are dead? 1728 01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:44,000 -A camel ran out in front of me. -So? 1729 01:33:44,680 --> 01:33:47,920 -I swerved and crashed into a tree. -Fucker! 1730 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:52,960 Come here. You're fucked. 1731 01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:54,760 You too! 1732 01:33:55,480 --> 01:33:56,680 And you! 1733 01:33:56,720 --> 01:33:59,120 And you! And you! 1734 01:34:01,040 --> 01:34:04,000 All except you, blondie. Now you... 1735 01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:11,360 OK, let go. Let go. 1736 01:34:16,760 --> 01:34:18,360 Take a look and sign. 1737 01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:22,320 It was my first time back in years. And only for you. 1738 01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:25,360 It's not the place you miss but the people in it. 1739 01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:27,960 Fikret Abi gets fired up faster than you ever saw. 1740 01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:31,080 We went on ahead. I fixed the fuses and put them back. 1741 01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:37,040 You almost did it, kiddo. Bad luck, that's all. 1742 01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:39,880 -Çetin Abi, please. Not now. -You're right. 1743 01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:43,240 He shoots and it's a goal! 1744 01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:46,000 Çeto, please. It's not the time or place. 1745 01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:47,080 You're right. 1746 01:34:51,360 --> 01:34:55,640 He had a dickey heart, kept it quiet. A silent heart thing. 1747 01:34:56,120 --> 01:34:59,280 And his wife, she was sick from head to toe. 1748 01:34:59,320 --> 01:35:01,560 They both passed on together. 1749 01:35:01,920 --> 01:35:03,800 Nurten had twins last night. 1750 01:35:04,080 --> 01:35:06,720 She's called one Ishak, the other Hamiyet. 1751 01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:10,520 True, they're girls, so one gets a raw deal. But that's life. 1752 01:35:11,040 --> 01:35:12,840 I'm not laughing! 1753 01:35:13,240 --> 01:35:14,360 No, no. 1754 01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:16,800 So you snatched the girl, huh? 1755 01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:18,800 Let's say we ran away. 1756 01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:22,240 It was her fiancé who beat your poor dad, huh? 1757 01:35:22,520 --> 01:35:23,880 Yes, Abi. 1758 01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:28,560 So the girl having no family etc was... 1759 01:35:28,600 --> 01:35:29,920 -Lies too, Abi. -Right? 1760 01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:34,080 Tarık, did you really finish college? 1761 01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:36,440 -Yes, Dad. -Phew. 1762 01:35:38,240 --> 01:35:39,520 But I didn't do a master's. 1763 01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:42,640 I lied when college dragged on for 2 years. 1764 01:35:42,960 --> 01:35:44,080 Good for you. 1765 01:35:44,120 --> 01:35:47,560 Pity my glasses, not him. They were my only reminder of Dad. 1766 01:35:47,880 --> 01:35:50,640 Please say something before I lunge at him. 1767 01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:53,000 Tarık. 1768 01:35:53,800 --> 01:35:57,520 Come outside with me. We don't want a scene during prayers. 1769 01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:06,800 -Did you trip him, Fikret Abi? -Yes. 1770 01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:11,080 Now look, Tarık. 1771 01:36:11,120 --> 01:36:16,160 A real father has his son circumcised, sends him to school and the army... 1772 01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:17,680 Then does his wedding. That's our way. 1773 01:36:17,720 --> 01:36:22,160 I won't have this village accuse me of not giving my son a wedding! 1774 01:36:22,560 --> 01:36:26,880 Home's become a house of mourning. We can't do jollity for a while. 1775 01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:28,760 It would be wrong. 1776 01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:32,880 Now here. The keys to the car. 1777 01:36:34,040 --> 01:36:35,520 What car? 1778 01:36:37,160 --> 01:36:38,360 Yılmaz's. 1779 01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:42,640 I offered him a spare but he said he'd get it working. 1780 01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:45,440 He's a professional. And a man of his word. 1781 01:36:45,480 --> 01:36:47,920 He's so like my late dad. 1782 01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:52,320 Hey, don't translate that! 1783 01:36:52,560 --> 01:36:58,600 Here. These are your plane tickets. And this is what's left of the money. 1784 01:36:59,840 --> 01:37:02,120 Spend it on the wedding, OK? 1785 01:37:02,440 --> 01:37:05,000 But don't put in any money of your own. 1786 01:37:05,640 --> 01:37:07,720 Only spend that much on the wedding. 1787 01:37:08,360 --> 01:37:11,240 Wait a second, Dad. I'm lost. Markus and co? 1788 01:37:11,480 --> 01:37:14,840 You know Çetin Abi. He's a bit slow. 1789 01:37:14,880 --> 01:37:18,520 When there's a fight he's an Ottoman routing the infidel. 1790 01:37:18,880 --> 01:37:22,680 So when he found out they were real infidels, he showed off. 1791 01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:27,600 The doctor said he'd pounded them like animals. 1792 01:37:27,640 --> 01:37:32,600 Markus and co will be on baby food for a while. They can't chew. 1793 01:37:32,960 --> 01:37:37,360 They still have all their teeth, but the mechanism is kaput. 1794 01:37:37,640 --> 01:37:40,080 Dad, you are a true man. 1795 01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:41,200 Come here. 1796 01:37:42,160 --> 01:37:44,240 -Thanks a lot. -Take care. 1797 01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:51,040 Don't worry about the others. I'll fudge something... 1798 01:37:51,440 --> 01:37:55,560 And find a way to explain. Don't you worry. Now off you go. 1799 01:38:01,320 --> 01:38:05,440 C'mon, out. You aren't needed now. Out, c'mon. I'll translate. 1800 01:38:08,840 --> 01:38:10,160 OK, see you! 1801 01:38:14,520 --> 01:38:16,480 3 YEARS LATER ISTANBUL 1802 01:38:16,520 --> 01:38:19,120 Emel! Emel! Emel! 1803 01:38:20,160 --> 01:38:21,280 Emel. 1804 01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:22,560 -Sayın. -Hanım. 1805 01:38:22,600 --> 01:38:24,080 -Emel Sayın Hanım! -Saffet? 1806 01:38:24,120 --> 01:38:25,240 Emel Abla. 1807 01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:28,240 Saffet, I don't believe it! Dearest! 1808 01:38:28,280 --> 01:38:29,960 Where have you been? 1809 01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:32,200 You never call to ask how I am. 1810 01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:35,040 I called a ton of times. Aren't you family? 1811 01:38:35,720 --> 01:38:38,800 I was gonna ask if you'd come for Ismail Abi's wedding in Sivas. 1812 01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:40,880 Of course I'd have come, Saffet. 1813 01:38:43,560 --> 01:38:46,000 It's OK, Emel Hanım. Don't worry. 1814 01:38:46,240 --> 01:38:49,160 The couple married in Latvia. They work in Istanbul now. 1815 01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:51,360 And they had a son. I'm Fikret. 1816 01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:54,080 Saffet is like a son and Sivas my sun. 1817 01:38:54,320 --> 01:38:57,280 -Thanks, Fikret. -Emel Hanım, let me take those hands. 1818 01:38:57,520 --> 01:39:01,600 Forgive my friends for being weird. It's the first time they saw a star. 1819 01:39:01,920 --> 01:39:04,280 Ismail Abi says it's a tradition. 1820 01:39:04,320 --> 01:39:06,880 With us it's granddads who handle circumcision dos. 1821 01:39:06,920 --> 01:39:08,160 That's how we were taught. 1822 01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:12,680 So our youngster has his circumcision. You'll come sing a song, won't you? 1823 01:39:12,720 --> 01:39:15,200 And that way you'll make up with Saffet. 1824 01:39:15,240 --> 01:39:17,040 Of course I'll come. 1825 01:39:17,560 --> 01:39:19,680 I'll be there. So when is it? 1826 01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:21,080 When, Abi? 1827 01:39:21,440 --> 01:39:22,720 Soon.