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Hey! Roxanne!

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You got time to lean, you got time to clean, allright?

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Let's go.

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That's more like it.

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What a tool.

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Oh, good, he brought him.

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Oh, divine, no?

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Ah, ah, ah! No, no, no, no! Who raised you, wolves?

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We make with some introductions before we reach for the drugs.

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That's right.

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What the fuck!

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Harry, Shane. Shane, Harry.

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You are... delicious.

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Why didn't you tell him?

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I didn't have a chance.

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I was going to but...

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Ooh! Tell me! Tell me what?

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Well, Harry, Shane's a...

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Shane is an... ex-con, a murderer, perhaps!

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Oh, God, please tell me you're not heterosexual!

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I'm a girl.
Female. Harry!

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My, my, my!

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Androgyny confounds, doesn't it?

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Well, I suppose it's revolutionary but
I must admit I am disappointed

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because it's always the skinny boys that have...

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oooh, the biggest cocks!

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You're a real fucking charmer, you know that?

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Just gorgeous!

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Shane...

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Oooh!

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Is there anything I can do for you?

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Anything at all?

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You don't feel sick do you?

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Just awake.
That feels good, though.

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You know, you can sleep on the whole plane ride...

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You'll have a couple hours at the
hotel, too, just before the opening.

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If you could have anything right now, what would it be?

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Uh, something cold. Like sorbet?

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Only sweeter...

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Like those, uh, rocket popsicle things.

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A Slurpee.

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'K.

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A Slurp-ee.

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You know, Shane and I turned tricks
in Santa Monica for six months.

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Really?

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What did, uh, what did our friend do?

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She only gave hand jobs...

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No, no matter how much they offered her.

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She could've made a lot of money.

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Well, that...

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is called
integrity.

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Unfortunately, it's not something that that you can buy or...

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steal in this town.

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No, yeah.

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You think, um, I don't know, you think she would...?

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Shane? Oh, no, no... she's through with that...

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No. She's a hairstylist now.

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Well... sort of a junior assistantshampoo girl, aspiring...

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So are you good at it?

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Am I good at what?

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Because I am going to send you Cherie Jaffe...

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She's my business partner's wife,

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and if there's a corporation of Hollywood wives...

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Cherie Jaffe is the CEO.

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So what?

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So, if she likes what you do to her,

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you'll be the hottest hairdresser that Hollywood...

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has ever seen before you even know what hit you.

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Have a bump, Clive.

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Thank you.

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Oh, my God. Is this not the coolest looking bullet you've ever seen?

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Oh, I thought that was gonna be blow! What is that?

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Everyone's doing Oxy these days.

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Hey. Harry loves you.

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You're gonna be huge.

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Thank you.

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Nice work.

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Sorry. Was I making too much noise?

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No. No, I just...

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Tina had a late-night craving.

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Do... do you want to talk about it?

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I'm a fucking idiot.

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No you're not...

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I mean, it was a total shocker...

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I never would have figured Jenny
would ever be unfaithful to you...

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I married her, Bette.

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Eight hours after I walked in on her
with Marina's head between her legs,

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we're saying: "I do" in some...

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white trash chapel in Tahoe.

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Oh.

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Yeah. See what I mean?

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Well, you know, I mean, we do...

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we do crazy things sometimes when we think
we're gonna lose someone...

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I completely understand why you did it.

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I just... woke up in the middle of the night in that hotel room...

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I'd never felt so empty, so just...

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so full of nothing. I...

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I left her there...

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I just walked out on her.

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But now I have no idea where she is.

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Listen, I know...

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I know it must really hurt, but...

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Jenny is a writer, you know?

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I mean, writers crave experience...

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I mean, what if that's all it was with Marina?

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What, craving experience?

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You think so?

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I think it was you fucking dykes, that's what...

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Hey, don't curse us all, allright!

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That's why Tina and I left your dinner party...

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because we didn't wanna be any part of it.

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Oh, my... um...

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you didn't know it was already going on then?

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Uh, Tim, I didn't...

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I'm so sorry. I...

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I didn't say anything...

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I didn't know what to do.

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I mean, you're my friend, and sometimes...

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people kill the messenger.

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How long was it going on?

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You know, I think you should ask Jenny that question...

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Why won't anyone tell me the truth, Bette?!

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No more than a month, okay?

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Tim, I have no way of knowing that.

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What, 10? 100?

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I mean, c'mon, Bette, I thought we were friends, right?

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I am your friend!

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I just - I don't know!

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I'm sorry.

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Tim. For you, my heart.  Ripped from my chest. Eviscerated, I am. 

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Hello?No. I don't want to fucking
switch long distance companies!

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Okay,we're staying at the Soho Grand... 

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and the Museum of New Art is Midtown...

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so that means the car has to be there by 6:30...

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so we have plenty of time to sit in traffic.

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Okay?
Allright.

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Merci. Thanks, James. Bye!

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Do you feel really awful?

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Well, you can sleep in the whole plane ride...

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And we're in first class...

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how amazing is that?

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Yah, I know!

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The Peabody Foundation actually included my name on the invitation...

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For the first time, we're not "Bette Porter and Guest"!

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I am gonna pamper you...

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You won't have to do a thing...

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I can practically carry you there.

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You're really not up to this, are you?

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No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine.

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I'm gonna...

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I'm gonna pull it together...

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I am... Ohh... okay.

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I'm just going to sit down.

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I just need to breathe.

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Babe, your health is by far the most
important thing in our lives right now...

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Allright?

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And if you need to stay home, I will be okay.

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Are you sure?

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I mean, this is so important for you...

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I really wanna be there.

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I would rather you came.

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But you know what?

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want you to do what your body is telling you to do.

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I'm sorry, I wish I felt better.

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Gurudev recommended a Chinese herbalist...

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who has a cure for morning sickness...

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I'm gonna call and make an appointment.

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Oh, that's good.

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I mean, if Gurudev said...

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Allright.

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I'm... I'm really worried about leaving you here by yourself.

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No, I'm... gonna be fine.

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I just can't believe I'm not going to New York with you.

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You know what?

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I want you to call me anytime, for any reason.

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You will, right?

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I love you.

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Love you. Good luck.

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Thanks.

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Oh, God...

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And we can have Go-Go dancers...

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Hot, sexy, girly-girls!

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No, no. What we need is super butch girls...

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that don't take off their clothes.

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Unless they want to!

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Uh, okay. Uh, what are we gonna call it?

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What about... "Fuckwad"?

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Boring. "Labia"

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Labia's too clinical...

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Yeah, too 70s...

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how about... "Twat"?

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Ooh! Twat is great!

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I love "Twat"!
Me too.

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Done. "Twat: The Night"!

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Do you think people will get angry?...

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Fuck 'em!

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They'll just have to deal with it!...

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It's not like we don't have penises in
our faces every day of the week!

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Exactly.

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"Twat: The Night"... Deal With It!

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Uh-huh.

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Go "Twat"!

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Shane! Where are you?

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It's really, really lonely here at The Planet...

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And your roommates are over here saying
"twat" like they have Tourette's Syndrome.

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Dana and Lara left, and all they were doing is giving me the

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"we fucked all night and no one else in the world matters" vibe...

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It was gross.

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Anyway, I wish you'd come be...

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surly and cynical with me.

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Bye.

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Mind if I join you?

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Hi! No! I mean, yeah!

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So, how are things with your mom?

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Did she get the part in that movie?

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Wow. I can't... believe you, uh, you remembered that!

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Well, I was worried about you...

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You seemed pretty stressed when she phoned...

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Yeah. Well, it got a lot worse...

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But, you don't want... that's boring,
you don't wanna hear about it.

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Talk to me.

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Okay. Um, allright, well, uh, my mother spent all her money...

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There was never any part in any movie...

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Um, let's see...

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She's in debt up the wazoo,so now
her Palms Springs condo is being foreclosed on.

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And now, my brother and sister both think that
I should let her live with me,

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because, you know, they're married, they have children,y'd know...

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The whole deal.

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They think you're inherently less-than...

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They treat you like a serf and order you around...

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because you haven't embraced their conventional values...

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They think just because they have traditional families...

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and cleave to the ruling class model that...

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you should be compelled to give up
your chosen freedom and autonomy.

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I mean, just because we haven't followed down

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their strict, limiting...

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bullshit path to legitimize ourselves in their eyes!

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Yeah... that's exactly what I was trying to say.

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Shane! Shane!

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Wha...

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You get your ass out of there,
get inside, and get cleaned up...

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Ah, fuck...

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before one of the clients sees you!

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Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't you: "Hey, John" me...

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You are a frightening mess in front of my shop!

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Oh, shit.

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You know what?

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I do not care what skanky things you did to...

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which skanky people to get into this state!

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But I will not tolerate you bringing that skank into my shop!

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Do you understand me?!

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Yeah, yeah. I hear... I hear... I hear ya...

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Get out. Get out!

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Ugh... Okay.

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Hey! I was just gonna call you.

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I swear.

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Bette told me to let you sleep 'til 10:30.

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She called you?

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Yeah. On the way to the airport at, like...

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6 this morning, thank you!

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So how you feelin'?

262
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Well, I'm fine now that I've puked up most of my internal organs...

263
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:47,500
Doctor Wilson thinks that I should go
on these progesterone suppositories,

264
00:14:47,535 --> 00:14:51,500
but I'm gonna go to this Chinese herbalist this afternoon.

265
00:14:51,535 --> 00:14:55,500
Can I get you some tea? Something bland to nibble on?

266
00:14:55,535 --> 00:14:56,465
Oh... thanks...

267
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,500
I can... I can get it myself.

268
00:14:58,535 --> 00:15:00,500
No, no. It's my pleasure.

269
00:15:00,535 --> 00:15:02,465
This is such a...

270
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,465
beautiful and crazy time in a woman's body...

271
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:30,500
I'm jealous my body will never experience
what you're experiencing right now.

272
00:15:30,535 --> 00:15:35,500
Hello? Hi, I'm looking for a guest, Jenny Schecter.

273
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,500
Oh, I'm sorry. The room's under Tim Haspel...

274
00:15:37,535 --> 00:15:39,465
H.A.S.P... sorry.

275
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,500
what time did she check out?

276
00:15:41,535 --> 00:15:45,465
Fuck, Jenny!

277
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:49,465
In addition to my heart, there are some small organs...

278
00:15:49,500 --> 00:16:32,465
I want to give you: glands, sweetbreads, variety meats... 

279
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:36,500
4:00 AM Thursday morning. Mr. Haspel,
we're not gonna be able to file this until your wife...

280
00:16:36,535 --> 00:16:38,465
has been gone at least 48 hours.

281
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,500
Can't I just give you a description, that way if she's still not back...

282
00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:43,500
you already have the information, and we won't...

283
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:44,517
Afraid you'll have to come back for that.

284
00:16:44,552 --> 00:16:45,465
But that doesn't make any sense. Allright?!

285
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,500
I... I need to just tell you what's going on here,

286
00:16:48,535 --> 00:16:50,465
that way you can decide what the smart...

287
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,500
Excuse me. We're just here to renew our parking passes...

288
00:16:52,535 --> 00:16:57,465
Will you hang on? I'm talking. Okay?

289
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:04,500
Allright. I'm sorry. Let me try this again, okay?

290
00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:08,465
My girlfr...  I mean, my wife... is, uh...

291
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,500
is upset right now. Okay, she's not thinking clearly.

292
00:17:10,535 --> 00:17:12,500
Thing is, she was cheating on me...

293
00:17:12,535 --> 00:17:14,465
with a woman.

294
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,500
Uh, and then we got married.

295
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,517
Oh... my God.

296
00:17:17,552 --> 00:17:18,465
Quelle horreur.

297
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:23,500
I'm fucking serious! Shut up!

298
00:17:23,535 --> 00:17:24,465
God, if you find her?

299
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,500
You better not return her to him!

300
00:17:25,535 --> 00:17:27,465
As I said, Mr. Haspel...

301
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:35,500
There's nothing the police can do
about this matter at this time.

302
00:17:35,535 --> 00:17:38,500
What if it was my boyfriend, huh?

303
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,500
Would you help me then?

304
00:17:40,535 --> 00:17:41,465
Probably.

305
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,465
That's enough.

306
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,500
Uh, can you hold on for just a sec?

307
00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:45,500
Hi, can I help you?

308
00:17:45,535 --> 00:17:47,465
Holding.

309
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,465
Miss Zimmer. Well. Welcome to "Lather"...

310
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,500
and you're such a long way away from your studio!

311
00:17:52,535 --> 00:17:54,500
I came directly from lunch, and I'm here...

312
00:17:54,535 --> 00:17:56,465
to see Shane.

313
00:17:56,500 --> 00:18:02,500
Shane. Shane. Great. Um. Well.

314
00:18:02,535 --> 00:18:04,465
I'll go and get her...

315
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,500
Why don't you just wait here for a second?

316
00:18:05,535 --> 00:18:08,017
And I'll see if she's ready...

317
00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:10,500
and, uh, just, um, have a seat.

318
00:18:10,535 --> 00:18:12,500
Shane. Shane!

319
00:18:12,535 --> 00:18:13,465
What?

320
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,465
For God's sakes!

321
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,500
Ellie Zimmer is at the front desk!

322
00:18:17,535 --> 00:18:18,500
Who the fuck is Ellie Zimmer?

323
00:18:18,535 --> 00:18:19,465
Zimmer, Zimmer...

324
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,500
Ellie Zimmer! Ellie Zimmer! Studio chiefess, trend priestess...

325
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:26,500
friend of Madonna and J. Lo both at the same time!

326
00:18:26,535 --> 00:18:29,465
Oh, yeah...

327
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,465
I know her, Harry sent her.

328
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,465
Do you have any idea how huge this is?

329
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,500
Ellie Zimmer at "Lather", and in your... hands...

330
00:18:35,535 --> 00:18:37,500
lord help us, for God's sakes...

331
00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:45,465
Stand up, clean up, c'mon!

332
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,465
Miss Zimmer. Ellie. Um, Shane will be right with you...

333
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:53,500
and in the meantime, why don't I offer you
a chai tea, a latte, my new screenplay?

334
00:18:53,535 --> 00:18:56,465
Is that Shane?

335
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,500
Yeah, in, uh, all of her glory.

336
00:18:59,535 --> 00:19:18,500
I love Harry!

337
00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:27,465
Hi.

338
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,500
You want one?

339
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,465
Fuck.

340
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,465
Please? Pretty-pretty please?

341
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:57,500
C'mon, Jenny, just... just have a shroom.

342
00:19:57,535 --> 00:19:59,465
This guy is the best...

343
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,465
After my car accident, he fixed me up good as new...

344
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:06,500
Now, I brought my boyfriend here
for his chronic back problems...

345
00:20:06,535 --> 00:20:10,465
What are you here for?

346
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,500
Is that an inappropriate question?

347
00:20:14,535 --> 00:20:18,517
I guess it is.

348
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:22,465
Morning sickness.

349
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:26,500
I'm really hoping that it's gonna work.

350
00:20:26,535 --> 00:20:28,500
He is a miracle worker.

351
00:20:28,535 --> 00:20:30,465
I told...

352
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,500
What did he say, Marcus?

353
00:20:31,535 --> 00:20:33,465
Marcus!

354
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:39,500
Oh, my God. Bette and I, we were gonna call you!

355
00:20:39,535 --> 00:20:40,465
Don't tell me.

356
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,465
We are! We're pregnant!

357
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,500
Congratulations! That's awesome!

358
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:51,017
Isn't it great?

359
00:20:51,052 --> 00:20:56,776
For you, my heart.

360
00:20:56,811 --> 00:21:02,465
Why are you here?

361
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,000
Um. 'Cause you gave me a ride.

362
00:21:05,035 --> 00:21:07,267
No. I mean, why are you here?

363
00:21:07,302 --> 00:21:09,465
Like, why were you hitchhiking?

364
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:13,500
What's up? Are you running away from something?

365
00:21:13,535 --> 00:21:15,500
No, I'm not running away from something.

366
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:17,465
Did you commit a crime?

367
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,500
No, I didn't commit a crime.

368
00:21:20,535 --> 00:21:25,517
Well, what was it, then?

369
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:30,465
You did something bad?

370
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:34,500
It's just that I, uh, had this boyfr...

371
00:21:34,535 --> 00:21:39,017
this, uh, husband... named Tim.

372
00:21:39,052 --> 00:21:43,465
And... I love him very much...

373
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:49,000
And then, I, uh, I fell... just like...

374
00:21:49,035 --> 00:21:54,500
And then, I met this woman named Marina.

375
00:21:54,535 --> 00:21:57,517
And I had this affair.

376
00:21:57,552 --> 00:22:00,465
And then Tim found out.

377
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,500
So, you're, like, a lesbian?

378
00:22:01,535 --> 00:22:04,465
I don't know.

379
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:09,465
Dude, you should be really careful about that.

380
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:12,500
Yeah, my friends Roxanne and Katie,
they got totally busted being lesbos...

381
00:22:12,535 --> 00:22:15,465
in the restaurant where they worked...

382
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,465
they were, like, going down on each other or something

383
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:21,500
and the manager saw, and totally... 
he ratted them out to their parents.

384
00:22:21,535 --> 00:22:25,500
And they got sent away to boarding school,

385
00:22:25,535 --> 00:22:31,500
and... one of them killed herself.

386
00:22:31,535 --> 00:22:33,500
That's really horrible.

387
00:22:33,535 --> 00:22:37,465
So, be careful.

388
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,000
Those weren't her friends...

389
00:22:40,035 --> 00:22:45,267
It was an "Afterschool Special"!

390
00:22:45,302 --> 00:22:50,500
Whatever. She... she totally died.

391
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,465
Sperm donor.

392
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,500
You never told me you were a sperm donor.

393
00:22:54,535 --> 00:22:55,500
Babe, it's not a big deal.

394
00:22:55,535 --> 00:22:57,465
Not a big deal?

395
00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:01,500
Listen! The lifecycle of a sperm cell is 72 hours!

396
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,500
Those are not your sperm to give!

397
00:23:07,535 --> 00:23:09,517
I'm sorry, I think that you, um...

398
00:23:09,552 --> 00:23:12,026
I'm sorry, what's your name again?

399
00:23:12,061 --> 00:23:14,280
Well, what's your fucking name?

400
00:23:14,315 --> 00:23:16,465
What if we decide to have a baby?

401
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:19,465
That will be a half-brother or sister!

402
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,500
So, were you thinking we'll all get
together for Christmas? Birthdays?

403
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:26,500
Or were you planning to never even tell me?!

404
00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:27,465
Excuse me.

405
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:31,500
Lei Ling, you're way ahead of yourself.

406
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,465
Way ahead of myself?!

407
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:37,500
You are planting your seed all over creation...

408
00:23:37,535 --> 00:23:39,500
and I'm ahead of myself?

409
00:23:39,535 --> 00:23:41,465
You're an asshole!

410
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,465
And that means you're... behind yourself!

411
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:47,500
I'm going to have to tell you to take this outside!

412
00:23:47,535 --> 00:23:50,500
Take yourself outside!

413
00:23:50,535 --> 00:23:55,517
Bye, Marcus...

414
00:23:55,552 --> 00:24:00,500
You! Outside!

415
00:24:00,535 --> 00:24:01,465
What?

416
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,500
Yes, you! Outside!

417
00:24:03,535 --> 00:24:05,500
What are you writing?

418
00:24:05,535 --> 00:24:09,465
A letter to Tim.

419
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,500
Will you read it to me?

420
00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:14,517
Mm-mm.

421
00:24:14,552 --> 00:24:17,465
Please?

422
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:27,500
Jesus Christ, would you please read to him?

423
00:24:27,535 --> 00:24:31,465
Okay. "Tim. For you, my heart...

424
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:36,500
"Ripped from my chest. Eviscerated, I am...

425
00:24:36,535 --> 00:24:41,465
"And if I could, I would plunge my fingers...

426
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:48,500
"through my chest and rip out my heart and give it to you.

427
00:24:48,535 --> 00:24:54,500
A pulpy mass... of morbid diathesis. "

428
00:24:54,535 --> 00:25:03,465
What's diathesis?

429
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:11,000
Um... it's like a susceptibility to disease. It's like...

430
00:25:11,035 --> 00:25:18,465
all those parts of me that are susceptible to invasion.

431
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:25,500
Wow. Morbid diathesis, morbid diathesis,
morbid diathesis, morbid diathesis, mor...

432
00:25:25,535 --> 00:25:29,465
but that would mean it would be putrid.

433
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:37,500
What good would it do to offer Tim a pile of sick meat?

434
00:25:37,535 --> 00:25:52,465
Please read some more.

435
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:59,500
"In addition to my heart, there are
some small organs that want to give you:

436
00:25:59,535 --> 00:26:27,500
glands... sweetbreads... variety meats. "

437
00:26:27,535 --> 00:26:29,017
It's not fair to me!

438
00:26:29,052 --> 00:26:30,465
How could you do this?

439
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:34,500
What kind of woman wants the child of a man she barely knows?

440
00:26:34,535 --> 00:26:37,017
You have not heard the end of this, lady...

441
00:26:37,052 --> 00:26:39,465
I know my way around the legal system...

442
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:42,500
And I can tell you Marcus and I have rights over this child!

443
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:11,500
Oh, baby?! God, I'm really flipping out right now...

444
00:27:11,535 --> 00:27:13,500
Something horrible
just happened. I just...

445
00:27:13,535 --> 00:27:17,500
I really need to talk to you.

446
00:27:17,535 --> 00:27:20,465
Where are you?

447
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,500
Okay, you're probably on your way to M.O.N.A.

448
00:27:22,535 --> 00:27:26,500
Um, don't worry... I'm gonna be okay.

449
00:27:26,535 --> 00:27:29,500
Just call me when you get this.

450
00:27:29,535 --> 00:27:34,500
Okay, bye.

451
00:27:34,535 --> 00:27:36,465
Fuck!

452
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,465
Harry was right...

453
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:38,500
you are a hair genius, Shane...

454
00:27:38,535 --> 00:27:39,500
No one else is gonna touch me!

455
00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:40,465
Thank you.

456
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:43,500
Yeah. It looks great, really fantastic.

457
00:27:43,535 --> 00:27:44,465
Nice work, Shane.

458
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:47,465
You know, I might have done something...

459
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:50,500
just a little different... may I touch you? Right...

460
00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:52,465
here.

461
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:53,500
Oh, now that's perfect.

462
00:27:53,535 --> 00:27:55,465
Hm-mm.

463
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,465
What are you doing tomorrow night?

464
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:59,500
Do you want to come to a screening
of the new Steven Soderbergh film?

465
00:27:59,535 --> 00:28:00,517
Harry'll be there.

466
00:28:00,552 --> 00:28:01,500
Yeah, I'm free.

467
00:28:01,535 --> 00:28:02,465
Shane?

468
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:09,500
Yeah, um... sounds kind of beast, uh... but thank you.

469
00:28:09,535 --> 00:28:11,517
Call me.

470
00:28:11,552 --> 00:28:13,465
Okay.

471
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:16,500
Don't you just love her?

472
00:28:16,535 --> 00:28:17,500
She's the best.

473
00:28:17,535 --> 00:28:19,017
Fantastic!

474
00:28:19,052 --> 00:28:20,276
Anytime.

475
00:28:20,311 --> 00:28:21,500
Thank you.

476
00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:44,500
Sure.

477
00:28:44,535 --> 00:29:07,465
Bye...

478
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:10,500
Um, Dana and Snookums said they were bringing
you chow, so I'm gonna come over a little later,

479
00:29:10,535 --> 00:29:12,465
after my situation. 
That's what I like

480
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:16,500
to call dinner when I have no idea whether it's a date or not!

481
00:29:16,535 --> 00:29:19,465
Allright, see ya. 

482
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:20,465
 Hi, it's me,
Dana... 

483
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,465
Uh, Lara and I will be  over at 7... 

484
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:25,500
and we'll get some takeout from
that Thai place you love, okay?

485
00:29:25,535 --> 00:29:26,465
Bye. 

486
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,465
Hey, T., it's Shane... 

487
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,500
Hey, T., it's Shane. Look, Bette called
and said we should still do poker... 

488
00:29:29,535 --> 00:29:32,465
even though she's outta town. 

489
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:34,500
You can't walk away from me like that... 

490
00:29:34,535 --> 00:29:42,517
It's easy for me to find out where you live!

491
00:29:42,552 --> 00:29:50,500
 I want you to know that! That is not your baby!

492
00:29:50,535 --> 00:29:51,465
Baby?

493
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:54,500
I'm sorry to bother you, but, I'm just really desperate.

494
00:29:54,535 --> 00:29:56,500
Something terrible's happening and I...

495
00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,500
Allright, so call me back.

496
00:30:00,535 --> 00:30:05,465
Please?

497
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:06,465
I mean, honestly...

498
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:07,465
I would've left, too, man!

499
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,500
I mean, I probably wouldn't have
gone up there in the first place...

500
00:30:09,535 --> 00:30:12,500
but what I'm saying is, you did the right thing.

501
00:30:12,535 --> 00:30:14,500
I mean, you had to get out of there...

502
00:30:14,535 --> 00:30:15,017
Clear your head.

503
00:30:15,052 --> 00:30:15,465
I'm worried...

504
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,500
There are a lot of sickos out there...

505
00:30:17,535 --> 00:30:18,465
Serial killers...

506
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,500
Well, she left the motel when?

507
00:30:19,535 --> 00:30:21,465
Day before yesterday?

508
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,465
And nobody's heard from her?

509
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:25,500
Not... she hasn't checked in with anybody?

510
00:30:25,535 --> 00:30:26,465
Fuck...

511
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:27,465
Has anybody called her mother?

512
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,500
Somebody should check with her mother.

513
00:30:29,535 --> 00:30:31,465
Sandy. Shit, I should've called Sandy.

514
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:46,500
Marcus is my boyfriend!
And I am not... 

515
00:30:46,535 --> 00:30:47,465
Oh, God!

516
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,000
Thank God you're here!

517
00:30:49,035 --> 00:30:50,767
She just called again...

518
00:30:50,802 --> 00:30:52,500
This woman is totally crazy.

519
00:30:52,535 --> 00:30:53,465
Who is she?

520
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,500
Do you really think she's gonna come over here?

521
00:30:55,535 --> 00:30:57,500
I don't know if she's even capable of anything.

522
00:30:57,535 --> 00:30:59,465
Let's go around the house...

523
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,500
make sure all the doors and windows are locked.

524
00:31:00,535 --> 00:31:01,500
Yeah, that's a good idea.

525
00:31:01,535 --> 00:31:03,465
You're so smart...

526
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,500
No. You're the smart one.!

527
00:31:05,535 --> 00:31:07,017
No, only in cooking.

528
00:31:07,052 --> 00:31:08,465
No, and photography.

529
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,500
But you have mind and body intelligence.

530
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,017
No, you do!

531
00:31:12,052 --> 00:31:13,465
No, you do!

532
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,500
Shut up. I said it first.

533
00:31:15,535 --> 00:31:19,500
I said it second.

534
00:31:19,535 --> 00:31:24,465
Sorry.

535
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:27,500
Hi. It's Tim. Yeah,

536
00:31:27,535 --> 00:31:29,517
Yeah, Timothy.

537
00:31:29,552 --> 00:31:31,465
Good, uh...

538
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:33,465
actually, not so good...

539
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:36,465
Uh, Sandy, I don't know where Jennifer is.

540
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:40,500
She's missing. And I'm kinda worried, to tell you the truth.

541
00:31:40,535 --> 00:31:43,017
Yeah, I just, uh, didn't want to alarm you...

542
00:31:43,052 --> 00:31:45,500
I just thought you should know and we need to...

543
00:31:45,535 --> 00:31:48,465
What? When?

544
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,465
No. No. I don't think she's insane at all...

545
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:57,500
No, I think she knows exactly what she's doing, Sandy...

546
00:31:57,535 --> 00:31:59,500
Yeah. I'm glad she's allright, too.

547
00:31:59,535 --> 00:32:01,500
I need to go. Allright?

548
00:32:01,535 --> 00:32:02,500
Yeah, thanks.

549
00:32:02,535 --> 00:32:04,465
Dammit!

550
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,000
Whoa, calm down.

551
00:32:06,035 --> 00:32:07,465
What happened?

552
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,500
She called her mother over an hour ago!

553
00:32:09,535 --> 00:32:11,017
She's okay.
That's really good.

554
00:32:11,052 --> 00:32:12,465
Yeah, so where the fuck is she?

555
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:22,465
If I had to guess, I'd say she probably...

556
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,500
Um, thanks a lot for coming over, you guys, really.

557
00:32:24,535 --> 00:32:25,465
Where you going?

558
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:30,500
I don't know. I just need to get out of here...

559
00:32:30,535 --> 00:32:32,465
Hi.

560
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:35,465
Hey. Hey, guys. "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear"!

561
00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:38,500
Ugh. Do you have to make that
joke every time we play this game?

562
00:32:38,535 --> 00:32:41,465
Yes, I do.

563
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:44,500
So, what's happening with the psycho lady?

564
00:32:44,535 --> 00:32:45,500
Is she still calling or what?

565
00:32:45,535 --> 00:32:47,465
We unplugged the phone.

566
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,500
Allright. Dollar ante. You in, Leese?

567
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:53,465
Yeah.

568
00:32:53,500 --> 00:33:03,465
One for the lady.

569
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:04,500
She went right to Peggy?

570
00:33:04,535 --> 00:33:06,517
That takes balls!

571
00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:08,026
What's her name?

572
00:33:08,061 --> 00:33:09,465
Bette Porter.

573
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,465
The director of the "California Arts Center".

574
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:15,500
I was extremely impressed how
you went up in the face of the big boys!

575
00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:18,500
I, uh... I'm honored to meet you.

576
00:33:18,535 --> 00:33:20,465
Oh. Thank you.

577
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:27,000
The sister that snatched the show from under MOCA's nose!

578
00:33:27,035 --> 00:33:33,500
Hey, Kit. "Liquor in the front and poker in the rear", huh?

579
00:33:33,535 --> 00:33:36,517
Neither, thanks.

580
00:33:36,552 --> 00:33:39,465
Hey. Are you okay?

581
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,500
Oh. What is wrong with my baby sister to go off...

582
00:33:41,535 --> 00:33:44,017
and leave her pregnant wife all alone...

583
00:33:44,052 --> 00:33:46,500
for some crazy-ass bitch to go off on?

584
00:33:46,535 --> 00:33:47,465
Bring her on...

585
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:52,500
I wish she would bring her face up
in here, that would be the last time!

586
00:33:52,535 --> 00:33:54,465
Look at all these women!

587
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:59,500
And dude. We... will... kick... ass.

588
00:33:59,535 --> 00:34:00,517
Yeah.

589
00:34:00,552 --> 00:34:01,026
Right!

590
00:34:01,061 --> 00:34:01,465
Yeah!

591
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,465
I mean, what's wrong with her?

592
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,500
I'm sure the man has enough sperm for everybody.

593
00:34:06,535 --> 00:34:19,465
Yeah!

594
00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,500
Jenny. Jenny!

595
00:34:20,535 --> 00:34:21,465
Where is she?

596
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:25,500
Why don't you come in?

597
00:34:25,535 --> 00:34:26,465
Where is she?

598
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:30,465
She's not here. You need to calm down.

599
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:31,500
Don't fucking tell me to calm down, you vulture,

600
00:34:31,535 --> 00:34:32,465
where is she?!

601
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,465
Last time I saw Jenny,

602
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,500
she told me she never wanted to see me again,

603
00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:37,465
remember?

604
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:38,500
You have no conscience, do you?

605
00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:39,517
You don't even feel bad.

606
00:34:39,552 --> 00:34:40,465
Tell me something...

607
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,465
when you were sitting at my house eating dinner...

608
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:46,500
did you think for a second that
maybe your actions weren't altogether...

609
00:34:46,535 --> 00:34:52,500
That it might not be altogether honorable?

610
00:34:52,535 --> 00:34:53,465
Honorable?

611
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:54,500
Yeah, what, you don't know what that means?

612
00:34:54,535 --> 00:34:59,500
Or is it just not important to you?

613
00:34:59,535 --> 00:35:01,517
See, right there...

614
00:35:01,552 --> 00:35:03,465
that fucking kills me!

615
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:04,465
You just standing there saying nothing!

616
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,500
You lied to me! You got my girlfriend to lie to me, too...

617
00:35:06,535 --> 00:35:09,017
and you have nothing to say for yourself?!

618
00:35:09,052 --> 00:35:11,500
Jenny's responsible for her own actions.

619
00:35:11,535 --> 00:35:16,465
As we all are!

620
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:17,500
I don't think it's me you're angry with.

621
00:35:17,535 --> 00:35:20,017
Don't tell me how I feel!

622
00:35:20,052 --> 00:35:21,776
Do not! You preyed on her...

623
00:35:21,811 --> 00:35:23,465
Pretended to be her friend!

624
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:26,500
Playing your phony intellectual
games just to get into her pants!

625
00:35:26,535 --> 00:35:27,465
You know what?

626
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:30,500
You are fucking pathetic, Marina.

627
00:35:30,535 --> 00:35:33,465
Do you hear me?

628
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,500
That's funny? You find that fucking funny?

629
00:35:35,535 --> 00:35:36,500
Look at me.

630
00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:39,465
Yeah.

631
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,500
What is it you do? You girls?

632
00:35:41,535 --> 00:35:44,500
Should I even care? Huh?

633
00:35:44,535 --> 00:35:47,465
Does it even count?

634
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:56,500
Well, you were there.
You saw how much it counts.

635
00:35:56,535 --> 00:35:57,517
You need to leave, now.

636
00:35:57,552 --> 00:35:58,465
Don't fucking touch me!

637
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:07,500
Jenny's not here. Now, get out of here.

638
00:36:07,535 --> 00:36:09,500
What are you trying to prove?

639
00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:15,465
What do you think?

640
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:16,500
I don't know, Tim. You tell me.

641
00:36:16,535 --> 00:36:19,465
Look at me.

642
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,500
Do you think I'm fucking joking?

643
00:36:21,535 --> 00:36:27,465
No.

644
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:36,000
That's it.

645
00:36:36,035 --> 00:36:44,465
Really?

646
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,465
Okay, so, what's the scoop?

647
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:51,500
Is the lesbo man dating the fake bisexual?

648
00:36:51,535 --> 00:36:52,517
I am a bisexual.

649
00:36:52,552 --> 00:36:53,465
Okay, I'm confused.

650
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:58,500
Ah, well, Lisa over here is a lesbian-identified... male.

651
00:36:58,535 --> 00:36:59,500
So what is that, is that like a transsexual?

652
00:36:59,535 --> 00:37:00,465
No.

653
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,500
I wonder how he pees...

654
00:37:02,535 --> 00:37:03,465
Sitting down?

655
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,465
I don't know. You think, Shane?

656
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:09,465
I never peed with him. I don't know.

657
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:13,500
I just want to know, are you
into him as a lesbian, or a man?

658
00:37:13,535 --> 00:37:17,500
Maybe you should call yourself a trisexual?

659
00:37:17,535 --> 00:37:18,465
Damn, what is it with you people...

660
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:23,500
and your need to take apart
everything and process each little detail?

661
00:37:23,535 --> 00:37:25,500
If the dude wanna give up
his white man rights...

662
00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:28,017
to be a second-class citizen...

663
00:37:28,052 --> 00:37:30,500
then hey, welcome to our world!

664
00:37:30,535 --> 00:37:33,017
Okay, she's got a point.

665
00:37:33,052 --> 00:37:35,465
Cheers. Welcome to the fold!

666
00:37:35,500 --> 00:38:12,465
Welcome. Welcome to the heavenly gates.

667
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:15,465
 Hi, it's Bette and Tina's. Leave a message after the beep.

668
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:24,500
The mailbox you are trying to access is full. 
Please try again later. 

669
00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:28,017
Yeah, hi, Roger, it's me, Bette...

670
00:38:28,052 --> 00:38:31,500
Did Kit say what the emergency was?

671
00:38:31,535 --> 00:38:35,517
How long ago did Tina call?

672
00:38:35,552 --> 00:38:39,465
Okay, allright, thanks.

673
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:43,500
I need to go to the "Soho Grand".

674
00:38:43,535 --> 00:38:52,017
I can't sleep.

675
00:38:52,052 --> 00:39:00,465
Me neither.

676
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:05,500
Everyone else can.

677
00:39:05,535 --> 00:39:10,465
What are you doing?

678
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:11,500
No, don't, stop, we can't, we can't, we can't...

679
00:39:11,535 --> 00:40:01,465
Who says?

680
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,500
I'm finding this sexy. What about you?

681
00:40:04,535 --> 00:40:25,500
We have to be really quiet.

682
00:40:25,535 --> 00:40:33,465
Shit, shit!

683
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:49,465
God, it's not funny.

684
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:52,000
You missed your last turn. 

685
00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:54,500
Make a U-turn at the light. 

686
00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:55,500
Don't listen to that bitch...

687
00:40:55,535 --> 00:41:05,017
Just go straight.

688
00:41:05,052 --> 00:41:14,465
Are you sure?

689
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:18,500
How are you feeling, Malcolm?

690
00:41:18,535 --> 00:41:23,517
Hm. I wish I was Tim...

691
00:41:23,552 --> 00:41:28,465
He's such a lucky guy...

692
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:32,500
Getting all those gifts from you.

693
00:41:32,535 --> 00:41:40,465
If only you knew, Malcolm...

694
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,500
Hello this is Bette Porter... 

695
00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:45,500
oh, Peggy. I'm sorry, I didn't mean...

696
00:41:45,535 --> 00:41:47,465
I didn't mean to wake you.

697
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:48,465
Well, something has come up and...

698
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:53,500
and I'm not gonna be able to make it to your dinner tonight.

699
00:41:53,535 --> 00:41:55,517
I'm sorry.

700
00:41:55,552 --> 00:41:57,465
No, I'm on...

701
00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:02,500
I'm on my way to Los Angeles right now.

702
00:42:02,535 --> 00:42:03,465
I know you did...

703
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:09,465
I'm really, I'm very, very sorry.

704
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:14,500
My... my, uh, partner and I are... are having a baby, and...

705
00:42:14,535 --> 00:42:15,500
she's 11 weeks pregnant and I'm just worried that...

706
00:42:15,535 --> 00:42:21,500
something might have happened to her.

707
00:42:21,535 --> 00:42:23,465
Thank you...

708
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:31,465
Thank you, I really appreciate that.

709
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:34,465
Hi, it's Bette and Tina's.
Leave a message after the beep. 

710
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:42,500
The mailbox you are trying to access is full.
Please try again later. 

711
00:42:42,535 --> 00:42:49,517
It could be her!

712
00:42:49,552 --> 00:42:56,465
Tina, Marcus.

713
00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:57,465
Tina, I'm so sorry...

714
00:42:57,500 --> 00:43:00,000
I had no idea Lei Ling was gonna be so upset.

715
00:43:00,035 --> 00:43:02,500
Y'know, I should've just waited and called you...

716
00:43:02,535 --> 00:43:04,465
Well, she's calmed down now, but...

717
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,465
I told her not to phone you again. Promise.

718
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:11,500
And I tried to call you, but your voice mailbox is full.

719
00:43:11,535 --> 00:43:13,465
Oh, shit... yeah.

720
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,000
Okay. Good to see you.

721
00:43:15,035 --> 00:43:16,465
Take care. Buh-bye.

722
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:18,500
I'm so glad you dropped by. Thanks.

723
00:43:18,535 --> 00:43:21,465
Oh, God...

724
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:37,500
Oh, shit! Phone's still unplugged..

725
00:43:37,535 --> 00:43:38,517
This is Lei Ling!

726
00:43:38,552 --> 00:43:40,526
Listen, lady!

727
00:43:40,561 --> 00:43:42,465
If you think... 

728
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:45,500
This is Lei Ling! I won't be ignored! Miss Psycho.

729
00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:46,500
End of messages. 

730
00:43:46,535 --> 00:43:53,465
Bette didn't call.

731
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:56,500
Hi, this is Bette, you can leave a message... 

732
00:43:56,535 --> 00:43:59,500
for me here or you can try me at the "C.A.C."

733
00:43:59,535 --> 00:44:02,500
Her cell phone's not answering.

734
00:44:02,535 --> 00:44:04,500
Call her hotel!

735
00:44:04,535 --> 00:44:14,465
Oh.

736
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:18,465
Bette Porter please.

737
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:27,500
What? Are you sure? Um... okay.

738
00:44:27,535 --> 00:44:30,465
She checked out...

739
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:31,465
What... that's so weird.

740
00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:33,500
Where... where's she gonna go?

741
00:44:33,535 --> 00:44:35,465
She had to sleep somewhere.

742
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,465
No, no, no. I'm sure it's fine...

743
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,465
She's got a million things and... y'know.

744
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,500
Maybe she didn't like the sheets at the hotel or something...

745
00:44:41,535 --> 00:44:47,465
Right?

746
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,500
Yeah. That was probably it.
Yeah.

747
00:44:49,535 --> 00:44:55,465
It's nothin'.

748
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:56,500
Yay, momma's home!

749
00:44:56,535 --> 00:44:57,517
Are you okay?
Yeah.

750
00:44:57,552 --> 00:44:58,465
Le bébé va bien?

751
00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:05,500
Yeah, the baby's fine.
Everything's fine.

752
00:45:05,535 --> 00:45:07,017
What happened?

753
00:45:07,052 --> 00:45:08,465
I was so worried!

754
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,500
I mean, you left all these messages
and then I couldn't reach you.

755
00:45:10,535 --> 00:45:13,500
So you got on a plane and you flew all the way home?

756
00:45:13,535 --> 00:45:17,517
I was worried.

757
00:45:17,552 --> 00:45:21,465
So what happened?

758
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:24,000
There's this crazy woman and...

759
00:45:24,035 --> 00:45:26,465
Marcus Allenwood's girlfriend.

760
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,500
She was at the Chinese herbalist...

761
00:45:28,535 --> 00:45:30,500
and she completely freaked out on me...

762
00:45:30,535 --> 00:45:38,500
And, uh... I couldn't handle it.

763
00:45:38,535 --> 00:45:40,500
I left New York...

764
00:45:40,535 --> 00:45:45,465
I'm sorry.

765
00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:50,500
I... I came home all the way from New York.

766
00:45:50,535 --> 00:45:52,517
I'm so sorry...

767
00:45:52,552 --> 00:45:54,465
I'm sorry.

768
00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:56,465
Bette... so, how was New York?

769
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:58,500
It was um... it was incredible. I mean,
it seemed like all of New York knew...

770
00:45:58,535 --> 00:46:02,500
the story about how I grabbed "Provocations"
out from under MOCA's nose.

771
00:46:02,535 --> 00:46:03,465
I was, like, kind of a star. Y'know.

772
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:08,500
Peggy Peabody was throwing a dinner
party for me tonight in my honor...

773
00:46:08,535 --> 00:46:11,017
and I was cultivating this major, major donor...

774
00:46:11,052 --> 00:46:13,500
that I was hoping to get on my board of directors.

775
00:46:13,535 --> 00:46:22,500
And now you're not gonna be there.

776
00:46:22,535 --> 00:46:24,500
It must be the hormones.

777
00:46:24,535 --> 00:46:29,465
I'm just...

778
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:34,500
I'm just relieved everything's okay.

779
00:46:34,535 --> 00:46:37,500
That's all that really matters.

780
00:46:37,535 --> 00:47:12,465
I'm sorry.

781
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:15,465
I'm offering these gifts. Rare gifts...

782
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:21,500
I know that they don't amount to much
in the face of what you've given me.

783
00:47:21,535 --> 00:47:24,500
I've heard these organs can't survive outside

784
00:47:24,535 --> 00:47:25,465
the body for more than a few hours...

785
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:29,500
But I'll try to get there as soon as I can.

786
00:47:29,535 --> 00:47:30,517
Whatever happens,

787
00:47:30,552 --> 00:47:31,500
it will be on me...

788
00:47:31,535 --> 00:47:38,465
On my heart...

789
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:42,500
Sous-titres: Ness (nenessz@free.
fr) http://www. elsalunghini. org

790
00:47:42,535 --> 00:47:45,517
Relecture: Ben (jcatalano@laposte.
net) http://www. forom. com

791
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