1 00:00:01,088 --> 00:00:04,791 _ 2 00:00:07,869 --> 00:00:10,737 ♪ Ik ga naar het zuiden Park, ik ga mezelf vermaken ♪ 3 00:00:10,839 --> 00:00:12,539 ♪ Overal vriendelijke gezichten ♪ 4 00:00:12,641 --> 00:00:14,657 ♪ Bescheiden mensen zonder verleiding ♪ 5 00:00:14,776 --> 00:00:17,911 ♪ Ga naar South Park, Ik ga mijn ellende achter me laten ♪ 6 00:00:17,996 --> 00:00:19,579 ♪ Voldoende parkeergelegenheid, dag en nacht ♪ 7 00:00:19,664 --> 00:00:21,381 ♪ Mensen die roepen: "Hoi, buurman!" ♪ 8 00:00:21,483 --> 00:00:24,651 ♪ Op weg naar South Park, Ik ga kijken of ik niet tot rust kan komen ♪ 9 00:00:24,753 --> 00:00:27,720 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 10 00:00:27,823 --> 00:00:31,010 ♪ Kom naar South Park en ontmoet een paar vrienden van mij ♪ 11 00:00:31,011 --> 00:00:33,897 Synchronisatie en correcties door rickSG www.addic7ed.com 12 00:00:34,369 --> 00:00:36,169 Hallo allemaal, en welkom terug. 13 00:00:36,254 --> 00:00:38,421 Wij zijn live op Zuid Parkbasisschool, 14 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:40,373 waar het plaatselijke meisjesvolleybalteam 15 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,408 staat op het punt over te nemen de Jefferson-sabels. 16 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:43,843 En Jim, het zit vol. 17 00:00:43,928 --> 00:00:46,546 Uitverkocht publiek vanavond... The eerste keer in de teamgeschiedenis. 18 00:00:46,681 --> 00:00:48,715 Iedereen draait uit kijk wat er gaat gebeuren. 19 00:00:48,850 --> 00:00:53,219 Dat klopt, Mike. Alle ogen vanavond zijn dat natuurlijk op Nichole Daniels uit groep 4. 20 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:55,888 Zal ze zitten of staan voor het volkslied? 21 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,890 Deze week met atleten over het hele land 22 00:00:58,026 --> 00:00:59,642 gaan zitten voor het volkslied, 23 00:00:59,728 --> 00:01:01,894 undefined 24 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:04,147 undefined 25 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:06,115 undefined 26 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,785 undefined bukke rider på dette. 27 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,820 undefined 28 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:13,156 undefined undefined 29 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:14,691 undefined 30 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:17,043 undefined 31 00:01:17,128 --> 00:01:18,578 undefined undefined 32 00:01:18,713 --> 00:01:20,496 undefined 33 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:23,938 undefined undefined 34 00:01:23,973 --> 00:01:24,667 undefined 35 00:01:24,753 --> 00:01:26,302 undefined undefined 36 00:01:26,421 --> 00:01:28,254 Alle ogen waren gericht Nichole toen Heidi Turner 37 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:30,139 komt uit het niets en gaat zitten voor... 38 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:31,841 En daar gaat Meagan Ridley! 39 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:34,060 De menigte wordt wild. Wat een gang van zaken. 40 00:01:34,145 --> 00:01:35,561 Laten we inchecken bij Dave. 41 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:37,847 Ed en Mike, ik heb net gekeken op de Twitter-accounts van de meisjes, 42 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:40,433 en het lijkt erop dat ze dat zijn het volkslied uitzitten 43 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:43,853 om te protesteren tegen alle intimidatie en trollen die ze op internet ontvangen! 44 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:46,656 Een complete verrassing, Dave. Niemand zag dit aankomen. 45 00:01:46,775 --> 00:01:48,441 Drie meisjes zitten nu, en... 46 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,109 En tenslotte is daar Nichole. 47 00:01:50,245 --> 00:01:52,361 - Wauw! - Ja, 100 dollar! 48 00:01:52,447 --> 00:01:55,948 En nu terwijl het volkslied luidt het einde is bereikt, dit ding is voorbij. 49 00:01:56,084 --> 00:01:58,251 Het eindresultaat... Vier atleten zitten buiten 50 00:01:58,336 --> 00:02:00,787 op het volkslied, drie ervan waren niet eens zwart. 51 00:02:00,872 --> 00:02:02,255 Een schok hier in South Park. 52 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:03,873 Bedankt dat je bij ons bent gekomen. 53 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,626 Oh, mijn God, dat was geweldig! 54 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,047 Eh, speel een bal. 55 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:13,599 [Fluitje klinkt] 56 00:02:16,805 --> 00:02:18,221 Oké, dames, eerst van alles, wil ik zeggen 57 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:21,296 dat ik je volledig respecteer besluit om te protesteren tegen ons volkslied. 58 00:02:21,331 --> 00:02:22,141 Ik vond het zoet. 59 00:02:22,227 --> 00:02:23,976 Ik geloof dat je wat licht hebt laten schijnen undefined 60 00:02:24,112 --> 00:02:26,362 undefined 61 00:02:26,481 --> 00:02:28,447 undefined 62 00:02:28,533 --> 00:02:29,866 undefined 63 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:31,617 undefined undefined 64 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:34,821 undefined undefined 65 00:02:34,956 --> 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00:09:56,112 undefined 252 00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:59,165 undefined vil bare holde mig ude af det. 253 00:10:05,874 --> 00:10:08,124 'Medlem Chewbacca? 254 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:11,210 Ja, a-a-and 'medlem AT-AT'er? 255 00:10:11,296 --> 00:10:12,511 'Medlem? 256 00:10:12,597 --> 00:10:13,379 Hej, hej! 257 00:10:13,464 --> 00:10:14,964 'Medlem "Ghostbusters"? 258 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,465 Åh, jeg medlem. 259 00:10:16,551 --> 00:10:18,184 'Medlem Slimer? 260 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,970 - Åh, jeg elskede Slimer. - 'Medlem?! 261 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,723 Hvordan kunne nogen tænke er disse ting dårlige? 262 00:10:23,858 --> 00:10:24,974 [Alle taler] 263 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,560 - 'Medlem Storm Troopers? - 'Medlem? 264 00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:30,322 MAN: Det øverstkommanderende forum, 265 00:10:30,407 --> 00:10:32,791 med en Giant Douche og en Turd Sandwich. 266 00:10:32,910 --> 00:10:33,959 [Bifald] 267 00:10:34,078 --> 00:10:35,961 Tilbage nu med øverstkommanderende forum. 268 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:39,247 Jeg får følgeskab af republikaneren nomineret... en Giant Douche. 269 00:10:39,383 --> 00:10:40,415 Tak, Matt. 270 00:10:40,501 --> 00:10:42,417 Mr. Douche, siger nogle du faktisk ikke har 271 00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:45,771 en holdbar plan på plads, hvis du skulle vælges til præsident. 272 00:10:45,873 --> 00:10:48,273 [griner] Åh, godt, ja, hvem sagde det? 273 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:49,875 The Turd Sandwich? 274 00:10:49,977 --> 00:10:51,977 I din kampagne sagde du, at du ville 275 00:10:52,096 --> 00:10:54,429 beskæftige sig med vores lands immigranter og fjender 276 00:10:54,515 --> 00:10:57,599 ved personligt at "[Bleep]ing dem alle ihjel." 277 00:10:57,684 --> 00:11:00,268 Hvordan planlægger du at faktisk opnå det? 278 00:11:00,404 --> 00:11:02,437 Nå, Matt, jeg tror ikke, jeg sagde, jeg ville 279 00:11:02,523 --> 00:11:04,272 [blød] dem alle ihjel. 280 00:11:04,408 --> 00:11:05,774 Okay, lad os rulle båndet på det. 281 00:11:05,859 --> 00:11:07,033 Åh, selvfølgelig, okay. 282 00:11:07,174 --> 00:11:09,161 Nå, der er kun én immigrationspolitik 283 00:11:09,279 --> 00:11:11,413 som jeg tror på, og det er [bip] dem alle ihjel! 284 00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:13,801 [Bleep] dem alle ihjel. Lad os gøre dette land fantastisk igen. 285 00:11:13,968 --> 00:11:15,584 ALLE: [Blyp] dem alle ihjel! 286 00:11:15,719 --> 00:11:17,920 Og så tager jeg det hele stofpusherne i vores land, 287 00:11:18,055 --> 00:11:19,421 og jeg vil [bleep] dem! 288 00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:21,941 Og du kender de mennesker derinde Syrien? Jeg vil [bippe] dem. 289 00:11:21,999 --> 00:11:24,476 Derfor vil jeg sørge for at enhver terrorist på jorden 290 00:11:24,595 --> 00:11:26,728 er [bip] død! 291 00:11:26,814 --> 00:11:29,514 Nordkoreas ledere, Jeg [bipper] dem alle! 292 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,350 Ja! Ja! 293 00:11:31,435 --> 00:11:33,735 Kriminelle i vores fængsler... [blød] død! 294 00:11:33,821 --> 00:11:35,020 En dag efter... 295 00:11:35,105 --> 00:11:36,939 Ja! De annoncer, der forsøger at dræbe os? 296 00:11:37,024 --> 00:11:39,107 Jeg vil [bippe] nogen ind reklamebranchen, 297 00:11:39,193 --> 00:11:42,327 og de vil også alle dø! 298 00:11:42,446 --> 00:11:45,664 Så efter vores skøn er det det omkring 7,6 millioner mennesker 299 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,667 du har lovet at [bippe] til død i dit første år i embedet. 300 00:11:48,786 --> 00:11:50,168 Øh-hø. Okay. 301 00:11:50,287 --> 00:11:52,287 Og... Og du tror, ​​det er muligt? 302 00:11:52,373 --> 00:11:54,756 det gør jeg. Det gør jeg, Matt. Øh, jeg mener... 303 00:11:54,842 --> 00:11:57,092 Jeg vil ikke bare blive valgt, du ved, 304 00:11:57,177 --> 00:11:58,877 og... og ligne en tøs. 305 00:11:58,963 --> 00:11:59,795 [klukker nervøst] 306 00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:03,432 Åh, pys... 307 00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:04,633 Okay, børn. 308 00:12:04,768 --> 00:12:07,019 I dag har vi en helt særlig godbid. 309 00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:09,021 En af de ældre elever har skrevet 310 00:12:09,139 --> 00:12:12,975 en original børnehistorie og vil læse den for dig. 311 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:14,559 Kom forbi, Eric. 312 00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:16,061 Hej gutter! 313 00:12:16,146 --> 00:12:17,729 Er I alle klar til at høre en historie? 314 00:12:17,815 --> 00:12:18,864 - Ja. - Ja! 315 00:12:18,983 --> 00:12:22,034 Det var en bog jeg lavede alt sammen med min fantasi. 316 00:12:22,152 --> 00:12:25,037 Den hedder "Little Red Riding Kyle: 317 00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:27,656 historien om en lille Gay Boy og hans eventyr 318 00:12:27,741 --> 00:12:29,825 med fire sjove kvinder." 319 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:33,545 "En dag, Little Red Riding Kyle gik gennem skoven, 320 00:12:33,664 --> 00:12:34,913 tænker på fyre. 321 00:12:34,999 --> 00:12:37,215 Han var på vej for at besøge sin bedstemor, 322 00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:39,418 som var en lille sort dreng ved navn Token. 323 00:12:39,503 --> 00:12:40,752 Kom over det. 324 00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:43,588 Men altså en stor, slemme ulv, som var en sjov kvinde 325 00:12:43,674 --> 00:12:45,557 ved navn Janet, gik ind i huset og sagde: 326 00:12:45,676 --> 00:12:47,342 'Jeg har en stor vagina!' 327 00:12:47,428 --> 00:12:48,477 og byttede sted... 328 00:12:49,847 --> 00:12:50,595 [Døren smækker] 329 00:12:50,681 --> 00:12:52,597 Hvad fanden laver du?! 330 00:12:52,683 --> 00:12:55,868 Genstart af eventyr for at prøve at lette friktionen forårsaget af internettrolde. 331 00:12:55,903 --> 00:12:58,103 Du tror virkelig, du narrer nogen med denne falske persona? 332 00:12:58,188 --> 00:12:59,688 Alle ved, du er handler på denne måde om dagen 333 00:12:59,823 --> 00:13:01,907 så du kan være forfærdelig til folk på internettet om natten! 334 00:13:02,026 --> 00:13:03,525 Hvorfor skulle jeg gøre det, Kyle? 335 00:13:03,661 --> 00:13:06,161 Jeg er ligeglad! Bare slæb mig ikke ind i det! 336 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:07,612 [Bog smækker] 337 00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:12,918 Hvad er der galt med folk, hva'? 338 00:13:13,037 --> 00:13:15,170 Hvordan kan de stemme mod en Turd Sandwich 339 00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:16,505 mere end en Giant Douche?! 340 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:17,956 Det er meningsløst! 341 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:19,675 Randy, du skal falde til ro. 342 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,044 Hvordan kan nogen være rolige i sådan en tid?! 343 00:13:22,179 --> 00:13:25,047 Folk tænker faktisk a lort er værre end en bruser! 344 00:13:25,182 --> 00:13:27,049 Se, måske har du brug for nogle kosttilskud 345 00:13:27,184 --> 00:13:28,850 at hjælpe med at berolige dine nerver. 346 00:13:28,936 --> 00:13:31,103 Har du hørt om medlemsbær? 347 00:13:31,221 --> 00:13:32,688 Medlemsbær? 348 00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:36,525 Det er en ny superfrugt det hjælper dig med at slappe af og slappe af. 349 00:13:41,982 --> 00:13:43,482 'Medlem "The Fugitive"? 350 00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:46,234 - 'Medlem "Bambi"? - 'Medlem "Alien Nation"? 351 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,319 [Alle taler] 352 00:13:47,438 --> 00:13:50,989 Fyrene på arbejdet fortalte mig om dem. Har taget dem omkring seks måneder nu. 353 00:13:51,075 --> 00:13:52,991 Jeg siger dig, de virkelig tage kanten af. 354 00:13:53,077 --> 00:13:56,244 - 'Medlem opdagelsesrejsende? - De små børn i et rumskib? 355 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,630 - 'Medlem Stormtroopers? - 'Medlem? 356 00:13:58,749 --> 00:14:00,465 Åh, de er yndige. 357 00:14:00,584 --> 00:14:03,585 'Medlem af Millennium Falcon? 358 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:06,088 Kom nu, folk, jeg har brug for svar! 359 00:14:06,173 --> 00:14:08,056 Rigtige løsninger! 360 00:14:08,142 --> 00:14:11,143 I er mine rådgivere for Kristi skyld! Hvordan gør vi dette?! 361 00:14:11,261 --> 00:14:14,813 Måske hvis du svømmede i en pool i Florida, 362 00:14:14,932 --> 00:14:17,315 du kan få Zika-virussen. 363 00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:19,151 Så [bipper] du alle de mennesker, du kan 364 00:14:19,269 --> 00:14:20,652 og håber de til sidst dør. 365 00:14:20,771 --> 00:14:22,904 Det ville tage alt for lang tid! 366 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:26,441 Og der er ingen garanti hver pool i Florida har Zika! 367 00:14:26,527 --> 00:14:27,826 Kunne du bruge atomvåben, 368 00:14:27,945 --> 00:14:29,945 derefter [bip] alle kroppe efter kendsgerningen? 369 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,331 Hvad fanden gør jeg? 370 00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:36,952 Hvis jeg vinder, kan jeg ikke at gøre, hvad jeg lovede. 371 00:14:37,037 --> 00:14:39,788 Men hver dag holder jeg går op i meningsmålingerne. 372 00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:44,292 Hvorfor havde demokraterne at vælge sådan en Turd Sandwich? 373 00:14:44,428 --> 00:14:47,379 Måske skulle du bare lade være. 374 00:14:47,464 --> 00:14:50,882 Hvis jeg holder op, ligner jeg en total tøs. 375 00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:53,101 Hvis jeg vinder valget... 376 00:14:53,187 --> 00:14:55,971 Jeg ligner en total fjols. 377 00:14:56,056 --> 00:14:58,140 Jeg er nødt til at blive ved med at løbe, 378 00:14:58,275 --> 00:15:02,277 men jeg skal sørge for, at hun vinder. 379 00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:04,780 [Dramatiske toner afspilles] 380 00:15:04,865 --> 00:15:08,650 [griner] I kan se hvad skankhunt42 gjorde det på skolens server nu? 381 00:15:08,786 --> 00:15:10,819 [Klukker] Han Photoshoppede et billede af Heidi Turners mor 382 00:15:10,954 --> 00:15:11,953 med en pik i munden! 383 00:15:12,039 --> 00:15:13,371 Jeg vil gerne se. 384 00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:15,407 Se! Der er Wendys mor også med en pik i munden?! 385 00:15:15,492 --> 00:15:16,241 [Klukker] 386 00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:17,626 For helvede! 387 00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:19,461 Er I overhovedet ligeglade med hvordan det får pigerne til at føle? 388 00:15:19,546 --> 00:15:21,663 - Vi gjorde det ikke. - Vi ved alle, hvem der gjorde. 389 00:15:21,748 --> 00:15:24,800 Og hvis vi ikke gør noget, så piger vil i sidste ende gøre gengæld mod os. 390 00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:27,302 Hjælp! Hjælp mig! 391 00:15:27,387 --> 00:15:28,470 [Hukkende] 392 00:15:28,555 --> 00:15:30,172 Eric, hvad skete der?! 393 00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:33,008 En flok piger... De slog mig i gymnastiksalen! 394 00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:35,060 De sagde, at alle drenge skulle betale! 395 00:15:35,179 --> 00:15:37,012 De sparkede mig, og de slog mig, 396 00:15:37,147 --> 00:15:40,182 og så holdt de mig nede og tegnede denne vagina på mit ansigt! 397 00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:43,435 De sagde, det var for at sende en besked! 398 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,986 Er det en vagina? 399 00:15:45,072 --> 00:15:47,489 Ja, ser du? Her er toppen af skeden, og der er ballerne. 400 00:15:47,574 --> 00:15:49,774 Det begynder, fyre! Ingen af ​​os er trygge længere! 401 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:52,194 Jeg vidste ikke, at skederne havde baller. 402 00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:53,361 Ja, nej, det gør de. 403 00:15:53,497 --> 00:15:55,497 Skeder har fuldstændig baller, ikke? 404 00:15:55,582 --> 00:15:57,866 Du prøver bare at start en krig, gør du ikke? 405 00:15:58,001 --> 00:15:59,084 Hvad mener du? 406 00:15:59,203 --> 00:16:01,286 Hvis skederne ikke har bolde, hvad har de? 407 00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:02,671 Det går ikke, Cartman! 408 00:16:02,756 --> 00:16:05,333 Jeg vil ikke lade dig dele drenge op og piger i denne skole længere! 409 00:16:05,392 --> 00:16:07,042 Når det hele kommer til hovedet, 410 00:16:07,127 --> 00:16:09,544 du vil være helt alene. 411 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,940 [Ringer op] 412 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,642 Hej, sir. Hvordan har du det i dag? 413 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,894 Jeg ringer fra kampagne for præsident, 414 00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:22,146 bare for at se om, øh, Jeg kan få din støtte 415 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,716 for Hillary Clinton i dag? 416 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,535 Ja, jeg ved, hun er en Turd Sandwich, men du ved, 417 00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:29,320 hvis... hvis du kigger forbi at du ved, hun... 418 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,307 Hun har virkelig meget at byde på. 419 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,659 Nå, jeg hører dig, men du ved, nogle gange i livet, 420 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,544 du skal bare sutte en lort, ved du det? 421 00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,546 Hej? 422 00:16:38,632 --> 00:16:41,173 For fanden! Dette er umuligt! 423 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,084 Har du nogen succes, Caitlyn? 424 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,003 Jeg har prøvet at få folk med ombord, 425 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,088 men hun er bare sådan en Turd Sandwich. 426 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,340 Du skal bare have at gøre noget forfærdeligt 427 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,508 at kaste valget. 428 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,393 Hver gang jeg gør noget forfærdeligt, 429 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,345 folk bliver bare mere begejstrede for mig! 430 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,731 Det er umuligt at pisse folk væk længere! 431 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:57,932 MAN: Dette er breaking news! 432 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,567 Øjeblikket er kommet. 433 00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:00,902 Det er her. 434 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:04,155 J.J. Abrams siger, at han har afsluttede den nye nationalsang. 435 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:05,273 Skru op. 436 00:17:05,408 --> 00:17:07,609 Det gør hymnen helt sikkert være frisk og spændende, 437 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,612 mens man genfanger øjeblikke, vi alle kendte og elskede. 438 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,614 Det siger den demokratiske kandidat Turd Sandwich 439 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,949 hun vil være til stede at vise hendes støtte 440 00:17:15,085 --> 00:17:16,251 til den genstartede hymne. 441 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,002 Åh, pys. 442 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:21,289 Lad os alle håbe, at dette nye hymnen lægger vores forskelligheder til side 443 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:25,093 og forener denne nation igen. 444 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,544 Det var det, Cait. 445 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,013 Det er det, jeg skal gøre. 446 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,965 Jeg vil udsætte nationalsangen 447 00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:32,634 på direkte tv. 448 00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:36,888 Så bliver alle nødt til det stemme på den Turd Sandwich. 449 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,223 'Medlem Spock? 450 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,059 Ja! 'Medlem tricordere? 451 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,810 - Jeg er medlem! - 'Medlem det?! 452 00:17:42,946 --> 00:17:44,145 - Ja! - 'Medlem?! 453 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,648 Åh, og 'medlem Bionic Man? 454 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,316 Åh jeg medlem. 455 00:17:48,451 --> 00:17:50,485 Jeg elskede Bionic Man. 456 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,736 - Mmm. - 'Medlem? 457 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:52,620 [Alle taler] 458 00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,155 'Medlem Chewbacca igen? 459 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,157 Åh, jeg elsker at være medlem af Chewbacca! 460 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,625 'Medlem? 461 00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:59,160 'Medlem det?! 462 00:17:59,296 --> 00:18:02,246 Hej, medlem når der var der ikke så mange mexicanere? 463 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,831 Åh! jeg medlem. 464 00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:04,666 Vent, hvad? 465 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,917 Ja, ja, jo! 466 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,170 'Medlem, da ægteskabet var bare mellem en mand og en kvinde. 467 00:18:09,306 --> 00:18:10,805 - Jeg er medlem! - Åh, jeg er medlem! 468 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,391 - Åh, ja! - Ja, det kan jeg godt huske. 469 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,009 - Vent. - Føler et medlem sig tryg? 470 00:18:15,145 --> 00:18:16,511 'Medlem ikke ISIS? 471 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,645 'Medlem Reagan? 472 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,097 Åh! jeg medlem! 473 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,932 - Åh, 'medlem?! - Åh, 'medlem?! 474 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:25,153 [Spytter] Hvad fanden går der videre med disse medlemsbær? 475 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,071 [Banke på døren] 476 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,022 Ja? 477 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,941 Hej, Broship. Har du et minut? 478 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,409 Hvad laver du her? 479 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,277 Du havde ret, Kyle, okay? 480 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,196 Jeg tegnede skeden på mit ansigt. 481 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,365 Jeg prøvede at narre folk, men du lagde meget mærke til det 482 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,701 min ene lille fejl i det piger har ikke bolde. 483 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,619 Jeg går på toilettet. 484 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,339 Kyle, du må prøve værdsætter det jeg laver. 485 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:47,175 Jeg ved, at en krig er på vej mellem os og pigerne. 486 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,460 Jeg vidste det i det øjeblik, de satte nationalsangen ud. 487 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,846 De sad ude, fordi du chikanerede dem online! 488 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,465 Antag et sekund at jeg ikke er skankhunt42 489 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,051 og det har jeg virkelig været gør det jeg har lavet 490 00:18:57,187 --> 00:18:58,970 at forsøge at stoppe den skade, han har gjort. 491 00:18:59,055 --> 00:18:59,804 Hvorfor ville du være ligeglad? 492 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,389 Fordi jeg er bange, Kyle. 493 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,608 Ved ikke om du har lagt mærke til det men racekrige er tilbage, 494 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,526 og hvis vi nu også får kønskrige? 495 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,278 Hvis vi bare kunne bevise hvem trolden var, 496 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,480 så ville pigerne ikke være det ville de have en krig? 497 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:12,400 Ja, men du kan ikke spore ned en internettrold. 498 00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:14,068 Det er for dårligt. 499 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,121 Bare ved det, Cartman... Jeg vil bevise 500 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,824 hvem skankhunk42 er, uanset hvad det kræver. 501 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,576 Alle vil vide, 502 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:26,047 og skankhunt vil betale for alt, hvad han nogensinde har sagt. 503 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,583 [Skål og klapsalver] 504 00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:30,001 Hej alle sammen. 505 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,669 Vi er live ved aftenens kamp 506 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,588 mellem 49ers og Panthers. 507 00:19:33,723 --> 00:19:36,257 Men selvfølgelig hvad alle er her virkelig for... 508 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,559 Afsløringen af ny nationalsang, 509 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,061 genstartet af J.J. Abrams. 510 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,513 Og, Mike, denne nye hymne siges at have alt 511 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,266 den gamle havde, men nogle også nye overraskelser. 512 00:19:45,402 --> 00:19:48,603 Du skal være absolut røvhul ikke at stå og støtte det. 513 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,405 Det er sådan en stor aften for Amerika 514 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,607 at både præsidenten kandidater er her. 515 00:19:52,742 --> 00:19:54,525 Der kan du se Turd Sandwich 516 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,661 vinker til alle fire mennesker, der er begejstrede for hende, 517 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,414 og der er Kæmpen Douche gør det samme. 518 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,582 Når jeg sætter mig til ikke støtte denne ting, 519 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,117 Jeg er sikker på at tabe dette valg. 520 00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:03,951 MAN: Mine damer og herrer... 521 00:20:04,087 --> 00:20:05,169 Her er det! 522 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,672 Og hymnen begynder. Lad os håber det løser Amerika. 523 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:10,458 Til vores nationalsang, nu spørger vi jer alle 524 00:20:10,593 --> 00:20:13,928 i solidaritet for at behage rejse sig, 525 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,263 eller sidde, 526 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,098 undefined 527 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,383 undefined 528 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,886 undefined undefined 529 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,419 undefined undefined 530 00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:28,025 undefined undefined 531 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,360 undefined 532 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,286 undefined undefined 533 00:20:31,305 --> 00:20:33,706 undefined undefined 534 00:20:33,808 --> 00:20:34,840 undefined 535 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,575 undefined 536 00:20:36,677 --> 00:20:38,377 undefined 537 00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:40,479 undefined 538 00:20:40,581 --> 00:20:42,214 Ingen! Det her skulle... åh! 539 00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:44,783 Åh, pys! 540 00:20:44,885 --> 00:20:47,986 ["The Star Spangled Banner" spiller] 541 00:20:51,726 --> 00:20:53,292 [Klik] 542 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,101 Hej, Kyle. Er du okay, søn? 543 00:21:02,203 --> 00:21:04,403 Ja, far. Tænker bare. 544 00:21:04,505 --> 00:21:07,239 Nå, jeg vil være i min kontor, hvis du vil tale. 545 00:21:12,613 --> 00:21:14,747 [Klik] 546 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:41,460 Synkronisering og rettelser af rickSG www.addic7ed.com