1 00:00:19,345 --> 00:00:21,109 Don't even think about it. 2 00:00:21,109 --> 00:00:22,207 Don't even. 3 00:01:03,149 --> 00:01:05,146 Ow. 4 00:01:05,146 --> 00:01:07,275 No. What... No! 5 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,707 No. Leave it! 6 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:13,766 Greetings, young Port Wennians! 7 00:01:13,766 --> 00:01:15,497 - Hello! -It is our honor... 8 00:01:15,497 --> 00:01:18,627 Nay, our duty to help you learn 9 00:01:18,627 --> 00:01:21,888 about our town's history through our eyes. 10 00:01:21,888 --> 00:01:28,479 Let's travel back to the year 1757. 11 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:30,908 I'm Roderick, the bog harvester. 12 00:01:30,908 --> 00:01:33,972 Each day, I cut peats into bricks 13 00:01:33,972 --> 00:01:36,335 for the townspeople to cook their food. 14 00:01:36,335 --> 00:01:39,597 Peat also makes an excellent camouflage. 15 00:01:39,597 --> 00:01:43,026 But the bog is not just for food and fuel. 16 00:01:43,026 --> 00:01:45,389 It's also for love. 17 00:01:45,389 --> 00:01:47,519 Ooh! 18 00:01:47,519 --> 00:01:50,847 Our town leader Archibald "No Nose" Wenn 19 00:01:50,847 --> 00:01:54,242 proposed to Annabelle Ross while gathering peat. 20 00:01:54,242 --> 00:01:58,836 Yes, it is I, Archibald "No Nose" Wenn, 21 00:01:58,836 --> 00:01:59,935 many moons ago, 22 00:01:59,935 --> 00:02:01,898 I declared my undying love to the woman 23 00:02:01,898 --> 00:02:05,559 of my dreams right here in this very bog. 24 00:02:06,824 --> 00:02:07,824 Yes. Huh... 25 00:02:07,824 --> 00:02:11,384 My beloved and I lived happily married 26 00:02:11,384 --> 00:02:13,348 for 37 years... 27 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:17,244 growing a family with a bunch of nice little kids. 28 00:02:18,607 --> 00:02:23,069 And being the very heart and soul of Port... 29 00:02:23,069 --> 00:02:24,699 -I'm sorry. Sorry. -Oh! 30 00:03:02,245 --> 00:03:03,511 What brings you back in? 31 00:03:03,511 --> 00:03:05,374 My pickleball tourney's this weekend, 32 00:03:05,374 --> 00:03:06,939 and my elbow's still killing me. 33 00:03:06,939 --> 00:03:08,804 Have you been doing the physical therapy exercises 34 00:03:08,804 --> 00:03:10,267 -I gave you? -No. 35 00:03:10,267 --> 00:03:12,065 -They were so boring. -And so are patients 36 00:03:12,065 --> 00:03:13,230 who don't listen to me. 37 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:14,828 And yet, I keep at it every day. 38 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,359 How's the urinary flow? 39 00:03:16,359 --> 00:03:18,190 It's still just a dribble. 40 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:19,621 I hear the young guys in the urinals 41 00:03:19,621 --> 00:03:21,485 next to me peeing like race horses. 42 00:03:21,485 --> 00:03:23,049 Have you been doing the Kegel exercises 43 00:03:23,049 --> 00:03:25,146 we discussed? It's very simple. 44 00:03:25,146 --> 00:03:27,477 You just imagine your penis is a straw. 45 00:03:27,477 --> 00:03:29,907 -You just-- -Kegel? For me? 46 00:03:29,907 --> 00:03:31,637 -Mm-hmm. -Well, that's just too much. 47 00:03:31,637 --> 00:03:33,168 It's too much. 48 00:03:33,168 --> 00:03:36,031 My wife gives me food, now you want me to do Kegels? 49 00:03:36,031 --> 00:03:38,295 Let me guess. You still have lice. 50 00:03:38,295 --> 00:03:40,426 Why else would I be here? 51 00:03:40,426 --> 00:03:42,755 And no, you can't make me shave my head. 52 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:44,885 This hair is my signature look. 53 00:03:44,885 --> 00:03:46,882 I never suggested you shave your head. 54 00:03:46,882 --> 00:03:49,612 I told you to use permethrin shampoo. 55 00:03:49,612 --> 00:03:51,143 Oh, okay. 56 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,608 Wait, what? 57 00:03:54,671 --> 00:03:56,070 Show of hands! 58 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,367 How many people are here to complain about 59 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:59,564 something I've already seen them for? 60 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:02,060 And how many of you actually 61 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:03,726 done the thing I asked you to do? 62 00:04:05,989 --> 00:04:09,350 Great. And who's next to waste my time? Elaine? 63 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:12,046 Oh, Hi, Doc. Elaine, uh, s-she... 64 00:04:12,046 --> 00:04:13,944 Unless that sentence ends with "saving a life," 65 00:04:13,944 --> 00:04:15,941 -stop talking. 66 00:04:15,941 --> 00:04:18,438 Best here. 67 00:04:18,438 --> 00:04:20,401 A what? 68 00:04:20,401 --> 00:04:22,066 Drop me a pin. 69 00:04:22,066 --> 00:04:24,795 I know it's so exciting, but... 70 00:04:24,795 --> 00:04:26,228 Louisa. 71 00:04:26,228 --> 00:04:28,056 Oh. Here, get on the bus. 72 00:04:28,056 --> 00:04:30,288 -Martin, hi. -Are you all right? 73 00:04:30,288 --> 00:04:31,719 Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're okay. 74 00:04:31,719 --> 00:04:33,049 I mean, you know, except for 75 00:04:33,049 --> 00:04:34,182 the dead guy that Mark found 76 00:04:34,182 --> 00:04:35,879 -in the bog. -I heard. 77 00:04:35,879 --> 00:04:37,777 -Well, why was Mark in a bog? -Martin. 78 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,872 Shame you're visiting our bog under such grim circumstances. 79 00:04:40,872 --> 00:04:42,736 You went in, too? Are you aware that bogs 80 00:04:42,736 --> 00:04:44,766 are a natural incubator for gangrene? 81 00:04:44,766 --> 00:04:46,398 No, it's fine. We do this every year. 82 00:04:46,398 --> 00:04:47,763 And besides, no one's lost a toe yet. 83 00:04:47,763 --> 00:04:49,128 -That's right 84 00:04:49,128 --> 00:04:50,658 Doc, you made it. 85 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:53,821 Big day for Port Wenn. Our very first mystery corpse. 86 00:04:53,821 --> 00:04:56,350 It's kind of a big milestone, if you really think about it. 87 00:04:56,350 --> 00:04:58,282 Mm. Yeah, and I'm still trying to figure out 88 00:04:58,282 --> 00:05:00,278 why you needed me here. No one's hurt. 89 00:05:00,278 --> 00:05:02,343 Right. Things are going fast and furious. 90 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,205 The medical examiner's on her honeymoon. 91 00:05:04,205 --> 00:05:06,103 So she deputized you to run point 92 00:05:06,103 --> 00:05:07,966 -on the forensic investigation. -Why, absolutely not. 93 00:05:07,966 --> 00:05:09,165 No, I'm not a coroner, and I have 94 00:05:09,165 --> 00:05:10,830 a full afternoon of patients. 95 00:05:10,830 --> 00:05:12,793 Oh. Well, if you want to move my bloodletting to tomorrow... 96 00:05:12,793 --> 00:05:13,958 I'm not clearing my schedule 97 00:05:13,958 --> 00:05:15,324 for an autopsy, okay? 98 00:05:15,324 --> 00:05:17,619 My job is to take care of living bodies, 99 00:05:17,619 --> 00:05:19,151 -not dead ones. -Right. 100 00:05:19,151 --> 00:05:21,914 But today, the law says that it is. 101 00:05:21,914 --> 00:05:24,044 The medical examiner needs us to ID the body, 102 00:05:24,044 --> 00:05:27,772 collect DNA and figure out cause of death. 103 00:05:27,772 --> 00:05:29,037 She also said something else, too. 104 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,668 That was very important. 105 00:05:30,668 --> 00:05:32,066 Okay. 106 00:05:33,864 --> 00:05:35,727 How-how about tomorrow first thing? 107 00:05:35,727 --> 00:05:38,857 Oh, yeah. That'll be fun. 108 00:05:38,857 --> 00:05:40,555 I mean, fine. It'll be fine. 109 00:05:40,555 --> 00:05:41,619 Yeah, that's totally fine. 110 00:05:41,619 --> 00:05:43,682 Okay, see you later. 111 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:49,674 Hey, Doc, where do you want me to drop off the dead guy? 112 00:05:49,674 --> 00:05:51,339 Oh, right. That was the important thing. 113 00:05:51,339 --> 00:05:54,102 Okay, so we have to store the body for a few days. 114 00:05:54,102 --> 00:05:56,397 Figured we'd just use the old doc's office, blast the AC. 115 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:57,930 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 116 00:05:57,930 --> 00:05:59,626 Unless he has an appointment, he's not coming in, 117 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,058 and it's not nearly cold enough. 118 00:06:01,058 --> 00:06:02,556 Okay, so what are we looking for then? 119 00:06:02,556 --> 00:06:03,922 Somewhere refrigerated, 120 00:06:03,922 --> 00:06:05,020 big enough to conduct an autopsy. 121 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:06,317 Whatever you say, Doc. 122 00:06:06,317 --> 00:06:07,781 -Whatever you say, Doc. -Whatever you say, Doc. 123 00:06:09,447 --> 00:06:11,343 Hmm. 124 00:06:11,343 --> 00:06:12,708 Okay. 125 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,704 Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I got it. 126 00:06:15,704 --> 00:06:16,735 Okay, here we go. Yep. Yep. 127 00:06:16,735 --> 00:06:18,001 We got it. Okay. 128 00:06:18,001 --> 00:06:19,498 Appreciate you lending us the walk-in. 129 00:06:19,498 --> 00:06:20,730 Yeah. It's the least we could do. 130 00:06:20,730 --> 00:06:22,161 Oh, I hope the feet don't break off. 131 00:06:22,161 --> 00:06:23,859 Nope. If I just... Watch it, watch it, watch it. 132 00:06:23,859 --> 00:06:25,756 We almost get shut down by the health department 133 00:06:25,756 --> 00:06:27,820 over our sweet little brisket. 134 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:32,580 And now we're emptying out our walk-in for a dead body. 135 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:34,511 Greg, don't be heartless. 136 00:06:34,511 --> 00:06:38,006 This man deserves a proper Port Wenn welcome, dead or not. 137 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:41,900 Besides, Martin's not gonna snitch again! 138 00:06:44,896 --> 00:06:47,525 Ooh. Looks like a haunted potato. 139 00:06:47,525 --> 00:06:50,288 Be sure to add that to the autopsy report. 140 00:06:51,552 --> 00:06:53,251 A puncture wound. 141 00:06:53,251 --> 00:06:54,916 About the size of a bullet. 142 00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:58,277 Just like the guy I saw outside Danceteria in '82. 143 00:06:58,277 --> 00:06:59,508 Oh, I love your wild days. 144 00:06:59,508 --> 00:07:00,906 Is that when Madonna stole your cab? 145 00:07:00,906 --> 00:07:03,535 Please, when didn't Madonna steal my cab? 146 00:07:03,535 --> 00:07:05,500 No one comes in this room without me 147 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,798 or Sheriff Mylow. Understood? 148 00:07:06,798 --> 00:07:08,795 -Why, Doc? -Doc's right. 149 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,460 We got to lock it down. 150 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:11,725 -Not here. -Oh, no. 151 00:07:11,725 --> 00:07:13,721 Hey there, guys, what's happening? 152 00:07:13,721 --> 00:07:15,485 This man may have been murdered. 153 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:24,406 Tell us, has there been a murder in Port Wenn? 154 00:07:24,406 --> 00:07:26,071 Is there a killer on the loose? 155 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,300 Are we even safe? Are we in danger? 156 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:29,700 Who got shot? 157 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:34,125 Everyone, please stay calm! 158 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,785 Everyone, please stay calm. 159 00:07:38,785 --> 00:07:41,550 As sheriff, it's my duty to protect Port Wenn 160 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:43,878 and to keep it real. 161 00:07:45,443 --> 00:07:47,240 We found a bullet hole in the dead dude. 162 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,639 Yes, it might be murder. 163 00:07:48,639 --> 00:07:50,369 - Unbelievable. -What? 164 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:52,600 It's scary, but don't worry, 165 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,462 I've organized Port Wenn's first ever 166 00:07:55,462 --> 00:07:56,727 neighborhood watch, 167 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:59,356 and I've nominated Sarah to lead it. 168 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:04,748 And, of course, our very own Dr. Martin Best 169 00:08:04,748 --> 00:08:06,846 is gonna lead the forensic investigation. 170 00:08:06,846 --> 00:08:08,743 So if you have any questions or leads, 171 00:08:08,743 --> 00:08:12,439 please feel free to come to either one of us, okay? 172 00:08:12,439 --> 00:08:14,435 Questions. Yeah, buddy. 173 00:08:14,435 --> 00:08:16,099 Who's the prime suspect? 174 00:08:16,099 --> 00:08:17,963 Got any leads? 175 00:08:17,963 --> 00:08:19,562 It's still early days. 176 00:08:19,562 --> 00:08:22,024 Figures. Incompetence everywhere. 177 00:08:22,024 --> 00:08:24,255 What should we do? 178 00:08:24,255 --> 00:08:26,917 I put a lot of thought into that. Doc? 179 00:08:34,540 --> 00:08:35,905 You all want to stay alive? 180 00:08:35,905 --> 00:08:38,001 Oh, yes. Of course. Of course. 181 00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:39,832 Then do your physical therapy. 182 00:08:39,832 --> 00:08:41,929 And, Ronnie, take your insulin. 183 00:08:41,929 --> 00:08:44,093 You're gonna end up like that guy in the fridge. 184 00:08:44,093 --> 00:08:46,289 Come on, Ronnie. 185 00:08:46,289 --> 00:08:47,953 Every single one of you. 186 00:08:49,152 --> 00:08:50,717 More dietary fiber. 187 00:08:59,204 --> 00:09:00,469 Wait a minute. Who is the dead guy? 188 00:09:00,469 --> 00:09:01,701 Elaine, slow down. 189 00:09:01,701 --> 00:09:03,366 I'm going out to do the autopsy. 190 00:09:03,366 --> 00:09:04,730 Move Louisa to the morning, 191 00:09:04,730 --> 00:09:06,195 reschedule the rest of my patients. 192 00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:07,294 -Can you handle that? -Yes. 193 00:09:07,294 --> 00:09:08,492 Yes, yeah, totally. 194 00:09:08,492 --> 00:09:11,554 But, Doc, a murder in Port Wenn? 195 00:09:11,554 --> 00:09:13,784 It's like we're living in our own crime show. 196 00:09:17,479 --> 00:09:19,175 Hey, don't tell anyone, but... 197 00:09:19,175 --> 00:09:21,307 I'm very excited. 198 00:09:21,307 --> 00:09:24,036 I've always wanted a real crime to solve, 199 00:09:24,036 --> 00:09:26,466 so I can be taken seriously. 200 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,397 You know, not just the guy who comes 201 00:09:28,397 --> 00:09:30,727 and gets the owl out of your attic. 202 00:09:30,727 --> 00:09:32,124 Okay. 203 00:09:32,124 --> 00:09:34,987 You just seal up that bag. And what's left? 204 00:09:34,987 --> 00:09:36,851 -Tissue sample. -Right. 205 00:09:37,983 --> 00:09:39,713 -Okay. 206 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,340 -Now. -Yeah. 207 00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:47,303 -Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm. 208 00:09:51,498 --> 00:09:54,393 Hmm, thought there'd be some blood. 209 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,223 Blood coagulates after death. 210 00:09:56,223 --> 00:09:58,054 So, why is it so squishy? 211 00:09:58,054 --> 00:10:00,086 Because of the bog water. 212 00:10:00,086 --> 00:10:04,047 Cold, acidic, low oxygen preserves tissue, 213 00:10:04,047 --> 00:10:05,445 but not blood flow. 214 00:10:05,445 --> 00:10:07,441 Oh, so it's like working on a live body, 215 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:08,905 but without any of the blood? 216 00:10:08,905 --> 00:10:10,902 Exactly. 217 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,932 So, when do you think he died? 218 00:10:12,932 --> 00:10:15,065 That is a good question, my friend. 219 00:10:15,065 --> 00:10:20,023 He could have died weeks ago, months ago, or even years ago. 220 00:10:20,023 --> 00:10:21,754 That really opens up the pool of 221 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:22,919 potential victims. 222 00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:25,648 -Mm-hmm. -And suspects. 223 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,146 Oh... 224 00:10:28,146 --> 00:10:32,872 Okay, time in bog, TBD. 225 00:10:32,872 --> 00:10:36,700 Uh, male, height 5'10", 226 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:40,693 no tattoos, red hair. 227 00:10:41,826 --> 00:10:43,124 Nah. 228 00:10:43,124 --> 00:10:45,254 Well, maybe. 229 00:10:45,254 --> 00:10:47,617 Okay, hang tight, Doc. I got to go... 230 00:10:47,617 --> 00:10:50,812 I got to go detective something real quick. 231 00:10:50,812 --> 00:10:52,944 Sure. 232 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,673 I'll just be done in a second. 233 00:11:17,775 --> 00:11:20,005 -Greg! 234 00:11:20,005 --> 00:11:21,636 Get it together, Greg. 235 00:11:21,636 --> 00:11:23,700 Sorry. 236 00:11:24,964 --> 00:11:27,162 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 237 00:11:27,162 --> 00:11:32,187 Is that Josephine Alcott's car in Ronnie Winslow's driveway? 238 00:11:33,619 --> 00:11:35,350 Wow. 239 00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:38,611 The dust hasn't even settled on his poor wife's grave. 240 00:11:38,611 --> 00:11:40,142 I don't think the casseroles 241 00:11:40,142 --> 00:11:42,041 are the only things she's been cooking up. 242 00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:43,904 Casserole in the hay. 243 00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:50,960 A dead body was found in the bog. 244 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:55,620 Come on, people, think. Who's our John Doe? 245 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:57,317 And who do we like for this? 246 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,648 Port Wenn isn't just the best place for lobster rolls. 247 00:11:59,648 --> 00:12:01,779 It's a town full of secrets. 248 00:12:01,779 --> 00:12:04,042 Stay tuned. 249 00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:06,672 I'm Detective Elaine Denton, 250 00:12:06,672 --> 00:12:09,900 and this is Claw and Order, BOG. 251 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,631 Duh-duh! 252 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,029 Yeah. Yeah! 253 00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:15,359 Elaine, you're, you're pretty good at this. 254 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:19,220 Really. And that jacket is really hot. 255 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:22,017 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah, I really like it. 256 00:12:23,748 --> 00:12:25,812 Oh, hi. Hi, Doc. 257 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:28,807 Uh, we were, we were just... Uh... 258 00:12:28,807 --> 00:12:30,238 Carry on. 259 00:12:30,238 --> 00:12:31,969 Wait a minute. What's the scoop? 260 00:12:31,969 --> 00:12:33,967 Who's the dead guy and how did he die? 261 00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:36,062 Not sure yet. Still working on it. 262 00:12:36,062 --> 00:12:38,692 -You two have a good night. -Well, wait. What... 263 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,923 What is that? 264 00:12:40,923 --> 00:12:42,687 Were you actually in a good mood? 265 00:12:42,687 --> 00:12:44,185 Why wouldn't I be? 266 00:12:44,185 --> 00:12:46,148 Finally, I have a patient who doesn't talk back. 267 00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:48,745 You did this? 268 00:12:48,745 --> 00:12:51,175 Uh... yeah. 269 00:12:51,175 --> 00:12:53,038 Yeah. It's pretty neat, right? 270 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:55,236 Hmm, if only you were this good at your real job. 271 00:12:55,236 --> 00:12:57,766 Night. 272 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,222 It's scarier when he's nice. 273 00:13:18,570 --> 00:13:20,833 What's wrong with Geneva? 274 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,664 We don't know for sure, 275 00:13:22,664 --> 00:13:24,927 but we think the body that we found 276 00:13:24,927 --> 00:13:27,357 -might be Bruce. -Aah. 277 00:13:27,357 --> 00:13:31,550 Same height, red hair, and he may have been shot. 278 00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:34,913 Oh, my goodness, my Brucey? 279 00:13:34,913 --> 00:13:37,142 I know this is a lot to take in. 280 00:13:38,574 --> 00:13:40,372 When was the last time you saw him? 281 00:13:40,372 --> 00:13:42,135 Thanksgiving. 282 00:13:42,135 --> 00:13:43,402 A few years ago. 283 00:13:43,402 --> 00:13:46,064 You know that. Everyone knows that. 284 00:13:46,064 --> 00:13:49,924 Sure. But you never told us where he went or why he left. 285 00:13:49,924 --> 00:13:52,221 Yeah, I didn't want to talk about it then, 286 00:13:52,221 --> 00:13:55,318 and I sure don't want to talk about it now. 287 00:13:55,318 --> 00:13:56,349 -I know. 288 00:13:56,349 --> 00:13:57,448 What's going on here? 289 00:13:57,448 --> 00:13:58,612 Official police business. 290 00:13:58,612 --> 00:13:59,877 Well, I'm the neighborhood watch, 291 00:13:59,877 --> 00:14:02,107 and she's my best friend. What's going on? 292 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,204 I don't want you to faint when I tell you this. 293 00:14:04,204 --> 00:14:05,934 Just spit it out, Mark. 294 00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:09,331 We might have found Bruce's body. 295 00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:11,993 -In the bog? -Mm-hmm. 296 00:14:11,993 --> 00:14:14,424 Geneva, do you think that might be possible? 297 00:14:14,424 --> 00:14:15,887 Yes. 298 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,584 I did it. 299 00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:20,148 I killed Brucey. 300 00:14:20,148 --> 00:14:21,314 What? 301 00:14:21,314 --> 00:14:24,309 Yup, I shot my husband 302 00:14:24,309 --> 00:14:27,405 and I chucked him in the bog. 303 00:14:27,405 --> 00:14:28,968 Okay, okay. 304 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,401 I think I'm gonna need a minute. 305 00:14:30,401 --> 00:14:31,665 Wait, wait. Come on. 306 00:14:31,665 --> 00:14:33,962 Do your job. Lock me up. 307 00:14:33,962 --> 00:14:35,160 What? 308 00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,682 ...history. In an autopsy... 309 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:46,112 -I'm busy, Elaine. 310 00:14:46,112 --> 00:14:48,608 Oh, it's, it's Louisa. 311 00:14:51,503 --> 00:14:53,001 -Hey. -Louisa. Right. 312 00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:55,231 -Yeah. Uh-huh. -Your-your appointment. 313 00:14:55,231 --> 00:14:56,597 How-how are you? 314 00:14:56,597 --> 00:14:59,093 Um, I'm a little nervous. 315 00:14:59,093 --> 00:15:00,325 -Me too. -You are? 316 00:15:00,325 --> 00:15:01,489 No, I'm sorry. 317 00:15:01,489 --> 00:15:03,321 I don't know why I said that. 318 00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:05,684 -Oh. Okay. -Of course not. 319 00:15:05,684 --> 00:15:07,083 Bloodletting is an easy procedure. 320 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:08,645 -Oh, good. -Just... 321 00:15:09,578 --> 00:15:11,475 Elaine didn't come in with you? 322 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,373 -She's late. -I, uh... She, um... 323 00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:17,035 She stopped at the Salty Breeze that she needed her Danish fix. 324 00:15:17,035 --> 00:15:18,265 Oh, good, good. 325 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,664 I paid for work to get in the way 326 00:15:19,664 --> 00:15:22,692 -of her breakfast treats. 327 00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:25,423 How-how long should this take, you think? 328 00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:28,517 It's just, I-I should probably get to school soon. 329 00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:30,648 Right. I'll just find a needle. 330 00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:33,843 Finding a needle. 331 00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:41,466 -So how's, uh... 332 00:15:41,466 --> 00:15:43,463 -How's school? -Busy. 333 00:15:43,463 --> 00:15:45,227 I'm-I'm helping Principal Holloway 334 00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:46,592 with budget cuts. 335 00:15:46,592 --> 00:15:48,322 You know, I'm rationing out glue sticks 336 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,953 and pricing out pencils, and... 337 00:15:56,112 --> 00:15:57,775 Let's do this. 338 00:15:58,807 --> 00:16:00,572 -Right. -Yeah. 339 00:16:00,572 --> 00:16:02,902 Okay. I'll just... Oh, yeah. 340 00:16:04,901 --> 00:16:07,762 -Hmm. Just... -Mm-hmm. 341 00:16:15,052 --> 00:16:17,514 -Make a fist. -All right. 342 00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:21,309 Is, is something wrong? 343 00:16:21,309 --> 00:16:23,840 -Yes. You, well... -Me? 344 00:16:25,871 --> 00:16:27,400 Very thin. 345 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,032 -Oh. -Your veins are very thin. 346 00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:30,695 I'm-I'm... 347 00:16:30,695 --> 00:16:33,126 gonna need you to come back when you're more hydrated. 348 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,257 - Oh, my gosh. 349 00:16:35,257 --> 00:16:36,954 Dr. Reese always loved my veins, so... 350 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,985 Yeah. Well, then, Dr. Reese will have to come back 351 00:16:38,985 --> 00:16:40,183 from the dead and draw your blood. 352 00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:41,647 No, no, no. That's not what I mean. 353 00:16:41,647 --> 00:16:43,678 I just, I just don't think I can keep rescheduling. 354 00:16:43,678 --> 00:16:45,574 Hello. 355 00:16:45,574 --> 00:16:47,106 What? 356 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,804 Are you kidding? 357 00:16:48,804 --> 00:16:50,768 I'll be right there. 358 00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:52,332 What-what's going on now? 359 00:16:52,332 --> 00:16:54,829 Mark. He arrested Geneva. 360 00:16:54,829 --> 00:16:56,194 H-have Elaine reschedule. 361 00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:04,648 All right, you weirdos. Five bucks, five minutes. 362 00:17:06,278 --> 00:17:09,474 And keep it down, and don't touch it! 363 00:17:09,474 --> 00:17:13,036 Oh, my God. Look at his feet. 364 00:17:13,036 --> 00:17:14,434 Want to get a pic? 365 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,264 Uh, uh, photos are five bucks extra. 366 00:17:16,264 --> 00:17:18,528 -Extra? -Per person. 367 00:17:18,528 --> 00:17:21,025 -Okay, boomer. - Tell all your friends. 368 00:17:21,025 --> 00:17:22,422 Ready? 369 00:17:24,286 --> 00:17:25,985 Geneva, walk us through it. 370 00:17:25,985 --> 00:17:27,948 How'd you do it? What gun? 371 00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:29,845 Mark, if I keep answering your questions, 372 00:17:29,845 --> 00:17:32,009 I'll never finish this row. 373 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,373 And I told you already. 374 00:17:33,373 --> 00:17:36,403 At home with Bruce's hunting rifle, 375 00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,899 and then I tossed him in the bog. 376 00:17:38,899 --> 00:17:42,127 You really tossed a 200-pound man into a bog on your own? 377 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:44,092 -I used my core. - Geneva. 378 00:17:44,092 --> 00:17:45,790 How am I supposed to tell my mom this? 379 00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:47,554 This is gonna kill her. 380 00:17:47,554 --> 00:17:50,315 What else have you been lying about? 381 00:17:50,315 --> 00:17:52,646 Your goldfish didn't run away. 382 00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:56,641 Wait, he didn't join a rock band? 383 00:17:57,906 --> 00:17:59,870 Mark, better not to know. 384 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,334 You and my mom told me that he was in 385 00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:03,831 a band called Cutie and the Goldfish. 386 00:18:03,831 --> 00:18:07,459 This is just, like, so much for me to take in right now. 387 00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:08,890 I'm... I'm just... 388 00:18:10,454 --> 00:18:14,016 I never could understand how he got into law enforcement. 389 00:18:14,016 --> 00:18:15,814 -Yeah, me either. 390 00:18:15,814 --> 00:18:19,109 Geneva, I-I need to know more about Bruce's medical history 391 00:18:19,109 --> 00:18:20,374 in order to confirm his identity. 392 00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:23,003 Did he have any tattoos? Identifying marks? 393 00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:24,234 Surgeries perhaps? 394 00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:27,696 Well, he, he didn't have a spleen, 395 00:18:27,696 --> 00:18:29,495 or a gallbladder, or an appendix. 396 00:18:29,495 --> 00:18:31,924 You know, one of those organs you don't really need. 397 00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:34,686 That's a start. 398 00:18:34,686 --> 00:18:36,817 I still can't believe it. 399 00:18:36,817 --> 00:18:39,080 Geneva! It's not possible. 400 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,810 I mean, she was always cagey about why Bruce left. 401 00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,541 Never gave a straight answer. 402 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,039 Just one day, he was gone. 403 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:47,336 Yes, you can sleep next to someone for 20 years 404 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,099 and not have a clue what they're capable of. 405 00:18:49,099 --> 00:18:50,930 I saw Cher without you once. 406 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,628 Once. It was the farewell tour. 407 00:18:52,628 --> 00:18:54,757 Exactly. It was the farewell tour. 408 00:18:54,757 --> 00:18:57,154 I have to film a new episode. 409 00:18:57,154 --> 00:19:00,050 This is big news. This is big news. 410 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:02,979 Also, these might be your best yet. 411 00:19:02,979 --> 00:19:04,743 What kind of cheese did you use? 412 00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:06,141 If I told you... 413 00:19:06,141 --> 00:19:08,005 -I'd have to kill you. -I'd have to kill you. 414 00:19:08,005 --> 00:19:09,637 Yeah, we can't say that anymore. 415 00:19:09,637 --> 00:19:11,434 It's different now. 416 00:19:11,434 --> 00:19:13,864 The truth has clawed its way to the surface. 417 00:19:13,864 --> 00:19:15,862 The Port Wenn killer has been caught, 418 00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,591 and it's always the ones you least expect. 419 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,121 Until next time, 420 00:19:20,121 --> 00:19:23,616 Detective Denton, Claw and Order, BOG. 421 00:19:23,616 --> 00:19:25,780 Duh-duh! 422 00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:26,945 So good. 423 00:19:26,945 --> 00:19:29,575 But, why'd she do it? 424 00:19:29,575 --> 00:19:31,107 Doesn't matter. Case closed. 425 00:19:31,107 --> 00:19:32,837 Your detective work sucks. 426 00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:35,101 Hey, do not sass my girlfriend, okay? 427 00:19:35,101 --> 00:19:37,397 And-and-and show some respect for law enforcement. 428 00:19:37,397 --> 00:19:38,928 "Girlfriend?" 429 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:42,490 -Yeah, I, well... -Al, we've been over this. 430 00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:45,054 We're frisky friends. That's it. 431 00:19:45,054 --> 00:19:47,516 Finally, it's getting interesting. 432 00:19:47,516 --> 00:19:48,881 You know what? 433 00:19:48,881 --> 00:19:51,045 Fine. Get yourself a new cameraman. 434 00:19:51,045 --> 00:19:53,374 And-and-and another frisky friend. 435 00:19:53,374 --> 00:19:55,770 Hey! What's a frisky friend? 436 00:19:57,236 --> 00:19:58,633 Uh... 437 00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:00,299 Five bucks, five minutes a pop. 438 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,596 Quick and quiet, okay? 439 00:20:01,596 --> 00:20:03,461 Bert? Really? 440 00:20:03,461 --> 00:20:05,723 Are you charging to see the dead body? 441 00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:08,586 This is a tragedy, not a carnival sideshow. 442 00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:10,283 I'm just trying to make an honest dollar. 443 00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:11,582 Have you no shame? 444 00:20:11,582 --> 00:20:13,280 The world today. 445 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,444 Hell in a hand basket. 446 00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:16,441 I'm disappointed in all of you. 447 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,172 I take care of George. 448 00:20:19,172 --> 00:20:21,169 -You cut me in? -Deal. 449 00:20:21,169 --> 00:20:23,000 Sheriff Mark, cheese it. 450 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,556 It's like, it's like, first Bruce, 451 00:20:29,556 --> 00:20:30,989 and then it's my goldfish. 452 00:20:30,989 --> 00:20:33,384 What else is Geneva hiding from me, you know? 453 00:20:33,384 --> 00:20:34,749 Just to be clear, 454 00:20:34,749 --> 00:20:36,214 you actually thought a goldfish could sing? 455 00:20:36,214 --> 00:20:39,010 Well, I had a dog who could read my mind. So... 456 00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:41,073 Anyway, we don't even know if this is Bruce 457 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,869 or just Geneva having some sort of geriatric delusion. 458 00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:45,268 Did you bring your flashlight? 459 00:20:45,268 --> 00:20:47,498 Of course, Doc. I never leave home without it. 460 00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:49,162 Where are we going? 461 00:20:49,162 --> 00:20:52,490 Just shine it right above the abdomen. 462 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:59,014 So I checked with Dr. Reese's files 463 00:20:59,014 --> 00:21:04,373 and Bruce had a cholecystectomy. 464 00:21:04,373 --> 00:21:06,037 So if this body... 465 00:21:07,302 --> 00:21:09,532 ...doesn't have a gallbladder, 466 00:21:09,532 --> 00:21:11,696 it's likely Bruce. 467 00:21:11,696 --> 00:21:14,659 How'd you do this for a living, Doc? 468 00:21:14,659 --> 00:21:16,124 Best job in the world. 469 00:21:17,455 --> 00:21:18,953 You seem different, man. 470 00:21:18,953 --> 00:21:21,183 I don't know. You seem, like, more cheerful. 471 00:21:21,183 --> 00:21:23,413 You're starting to make me a little uncomfortable. 472 00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:25,676 I'm just enjoying the work. 473 00:21:25,676 --> 00:21:27,507 It's not a crime. 474 00:21:27,507 --> 00:21:29,271 Thank goodness, 'cause it would have killed me 475 00:21:29,271 --> 00:21:32,235 to have to arrest you too, Doc. 476 00:21:32,235 --> 00:21:34,731 I knew it. This isn't Bruce. 477 00:21:34,731 --> 00:21:35,629 Oh? 478 00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,393 We always wondered 479 00:21:37,393 --> 00:21:39,890 what happened between the two of you. 480 00:21:39,890 --> 00:21:43,484 You were so secretive after he, uh, left town. 481 00:21:43,484 --> 00:21:45,315 But we didn't think you'd killed him. 482 00:21:45,315 --> 00:21:47,346 It was this darn cable stitch. 483 00:21:47,346 --> 00:21:49,144 And now, the whole town knows 484 00:21:49,144 --> 00:21:51,873 that you're not just a cake baking sweetheart, 485 00:21:51,873 --> 00:21:53,737 you're a cold-blooded husband killer 486 00:21:53,737 --> 00:21:55,967 who's gonna spend the rest of her life in prison. 487 00:21:55,967 --> 00:21:59,428 I'm gonna have to redo this whole row. 488 00:21:59,428 --> 00:22:00,859 Geneva Larson, 489 00:22:00,859 --> 00:22:03,488 you've never botched a cable stitch in your life. 490 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,417 All right. 491 00:22:09,016 --> 00:22:11,312 I didn't kill Brucey. 492 00:22:11,312 --> 00:22:13,175 Then why did you turn yourself in? 493 00:22:13,175 --> 00:22:14,641 Because I'd rather rot in here 494 00:22:14,641 --> 00:22:16,539 than have everyone know the truth. 495 00:22:16,539 --> 00:22:18,901 What's worse than a murder charge? 496 00:22:19,899 --> 00:22:21,231 That Thanksgiving 497 00:22:21,231 --> 00:22:25,026 when, when Bruce left, 498 00:22:25,026 --> 00:22:28,854 he left... with my sister. 499 00:22:28,854 --> 00:22:30,518 Bonnie? 500 00:22:30,518 --> 00:22:32,782 Well, it's always the ones you don't expect. 501 00:22:32,782 --> 00:22:36,409 I haven't spoken to either of them since. 502 00:22:36,409 --> 00:22:38,407 Two people I love most in the world, 503 00:22:38,407 --> 00:22:41,503 they chose each other and left me 504 00:22:41,503 --> 00:22:46,462 with cold turkey and a broken heart. 505 00:22:46,462 --> 00:22:49,558 But the truth I-I really don't want 506 00:22:49,558 --> 00:22:55,449 to admit is that I am old, alone 507 00:22:55,449 --> 00:22:57,047 and not loved. 508 00:22:57,047 --> 00:22:59,343 Oh, Geneva, don't be crazy. 509 00:22:59,343 --> 00:23:05,168 We all love you, and we're not going anywhere, okay? 510 00:23:05,168 --> 00:23:08,531 And, you know, everybody has a secret or two. 511 00:23:09,995 --> 00:23:12,392 You know what I just saw? 512 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,721 Josephine and Ronnie going after each other 513 00:23:14,721 --> 00:23:15,986 like dogs in heat. 514 00:23:15,986 --> 00:23:17,284 -Really? -Hmm. 515 00:23:19,115 --> 00:23:21,945 She's sure was baking a lot of casseroles. 516 00:23:21,945 --> 00:23:23,243 Now we know why. 517 00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:30,666 What do you mean it's not Bruce? 518 00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:32,596 Bruce doesn't have a gallbladder. 519 00:23:32,596 --> 00:23:34,993 This body does. 520 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,289 Wait. 521 00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:41,051 Wait a second. 522 00:23:41,051 --> 00:23:42,848 Can you shine your light more over here? 523 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,445 Yeah. 524 00:23:49,872 --> 00:23:53,134 What was a marble doing in there? 525 00:23:53,134 --> 00:23:54,898 I think this body was in the bog 526 00:23:54,898 --> 00:23:58,060 a lot longer than we thought. 527 00:23:58,060 --> 00:24:00,922 Good eye, Martin, it's a musket ball. 528 00:24:00,922 --> 00:24:02,587 18th century. 529 00:24:02,587 --> 00:24:04,850 This might be an early Port Wennian, 530 00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:10,043 like Jeremiah or Roderick, or nay, Archibald "No Nose" Wenn. 531 00:24:10,043 --> 00:24:12,173 This cadaver was centuries old. 532 00:24:12,173 --> 00:24:14,703 We discovered a Bog Man on this side of the Atlantic. 533 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,833 I mean, that's the headline. 534 00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:18,165 This is incredible. 535 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,429 Wow. This case just took a turn. 536 00:24:19,429 --> 00:24:20,894 We have a lot of work to do. 537 00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:22,526 What for? The investigation is over. 538 00:24:22,526 --> 00:24:24,123 This is now a scientific discovery. 539 00:24:24,123 --> 00:24:25,455 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 540 00:24:25,455 --> 00:24:27,252 Not so fast. This is still a homicide. 541 00:24:27,252 --> 00:24:28,983 Four-hundred-year-old murder. 542 00:24:28,983 --> 00:24:30,880 -It's my first cold case. -Mark is right. 543 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,842 I would like to know who killed this early Port Wennian, too. 544 00:24:33,842 --> 00:24:35,674 It's part of our, what? 545 00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:36,971 -History. -History, Doc. 546 00:24:36,971 --> 00:24:38,469 Fine. As long as you leave me out of it. 547 00:24:38,469 --> 00:24:40,166 Knock yourselves out. I have to make a call. 548 00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:41,465 Don't worry about nothing, Doc. 549 00:24:41,465 --> 00:24:43,529 -You know I got this. -Thanks, partner. 550 00:24:43,529 --> 00:24:44,959 Geneva didn't do it. 551 00:24:44,959 --> 00:24:46,957 Sorry, Jessica Fletcher. That's old news. 552 00:24:46,957 --> 00:24:48,821 -What? -Hi, Norman. 553 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,452 -It's Dr. Martin Best. -Look at this. 554 00:24:50,452 --> 00:24:52,217 Yes. Yes, it's been a while. 555 00:24:52,217 --> 00:24:53,946 Listen, I-I need a favor. 556 00:24:53,946 --> 00:24:56,145 -I was wondering... -What's all the hubbub? 557 00:24:56,145 --> 00:24:57,408 Geneva didn't kill Bruce. 558 00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:59,107 The dead body might be 559 00:24:59,107 --> 00:25:00,870 an early Port Wennian! I'm so excited! 560 00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:02,270 -Wait, there's no murder? -No mystery? 561 00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:04,499 It's a cold case, straight out of the freezer, 562 00:25:04,499 --> 00:25:06,429 -right onto the grill. 563 00:25:06,429 --> 00:25:08,095 How are we gonna load these shirts? 564 00:25:08,095 --> 00:25:10,257 An ancient murder is still a murder! 565 00:25:10,257 --> 00:25:12,987 Hey, what are you two whispering about? 566 00:25:12,987 --> 00:25:14,119 Repairs. 567 00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:15,782 Come on, Bert, let's go... 568 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:18,213 -Tighten... the hinge. -The loose... Yeah, the hinge. 569 00:25:18,213 --> 00:25:20,110 Great. All right. Thanks, Norman. 570 00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:23,007 I-I'll send those peat samples over to the lab right away. 571 00:25:23,007 --> 00:25:26,434 Okay, got it. I'll-I'll ask. Bye. 572 00:25:28,863 --> 00:25:31,128 Can I have everyone's attention? 573 00:25:31,128 --> 00:25:32,526 Hello. 574 00:25:32,526 --> 00:25:34,057 Excuse me. 575 00:25:34,057 --> 00:25:36,954 Who wants to make a thousand dollars? 576 00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:39,350 Mm. Well, at least you're predictable. 577 00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:41,280 I just got off the phone with a colleague, 578 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,809 a forensic anthropologist from Harvard. 579 00:25:43,809 --> 00:25:45,175 Yeah, get on with it. 580 00:25:45,175 --> 00:25:47,138 -We know you went to Harvard. -Go Crimson! 581 00:25:47,138 --> 00:25:49,435 We just discovered a rare Bog Man 582 00:25:49,435 --> 00:25:51,431 who could be hundreds of years old. 583 00:25:51,431 --> 00:25:54,162 It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to study taphonomy-- 584 00:25:54,162 --> 00:25:56,425 Jump to the part where we get paid. 585 00:25:56,425 --> 00:25:59,620 Right. Researchers want to do DNA testing 586 00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:02,017 to identify any living relatives, 587 00:26:02,017 --> 00:26:04,614 and they'll pay a thousand dollars per confirmed match. 588 00:26:04,614 --> 00:26:06,112 So what do we do? 589 00:26:06,112 --> 00:26:07,843 Just pile in a van? Go down to Boston? 590 00:26:07,843 --> 00:26:09,673 Nope. I'll open my office for anyone 591 00:26:09,673 --> 00:26:10,839 who wants to do genetic testing. 592 00:26:10,839 --> 00:26:12,169 Who's interested? 593 00:26:13,401 --> 00:26:14,800 Great. 594 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,463 Elaine will coordinate DNA collection. 595 00:26:16,463 --> 00:26:17,594 Absolutely. 596 00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:20,957 Detective Elaine Denton here. 597 00:26:20,957 --> 00:26:22,822 Mystery is not over yet. 598 00:26:22,822 --> 00:26:25,284 Who's the old dead dude? Was he still murdered? 599 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:26,815 And most importantly, 600 00:26:26,815 --> 00:26:29,644 who here in Port Wenn has found their bog daddy, 601 00:26:29,644 --> 00:26:32,374 their bog grampy, Bogfather? 602 00:26:32,374 --> 00:26:34,072 That's it. 603 00:26:34,072 --> 00:26:37,101 Only time and some DNA samples will tell. 604 00:26:37,101 --> 00:26:39,165 Need a new frisky friend for your show? 605 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,860 -I'm good with mysteries. -Ew, definitely no. 606 00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:44,723 Don't say that. But I do need a new cameraman. 607 00:26:44,723 --> 00:26:46,220 Let's talk. 608 00:26:47,886 --> 00:26:50,015 See, that's how they get you. 609 00:26:50,015 --> 00:26:51,614 One day, they take your DNA. 610 00:26:51,614 --> 00:26:53,145 The next day, you're in a police lineup 611 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:55,742 -for car theft in Kalamazoo. -Come on, Dad. 612 00:26:55,742 --> 00:26:57,871 You-you love a chance to make some quick cash. 613 00:26:57,871 --> 00:27:00,766 Money's not that important. 614 00:27:00,766 --> 00:27:03,696 Meet you out back for a peek at the Bog Man. 615 00:27:03,696 --> 00:27:05,594 Okay. All right. 616 00:27:05,594 --> 00:27:07,091 See. Come on. 617 00:27:07,091 --> 00:27:09,122 I know you too well. We should, we should do it. 618 00:27:09,122 --> 00:27:13,549 Your DNA leads to my DNA, and I can't risk it. 619 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,112 So don't do it. 620 00:27:18,109 --> 00:27:20,772 Glad you came in voluntarily, Gilbert. 621 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:22,236 I'd hate to have to subpoena you. 622 00:27:22,236 --> 00:27:23,702 I don't know what you're talking about, 623 00:27:23,702 --> 00:27:26,797 but you're making me very nervous. 624 00:27:26,797 --> 00:27:30,391 In a small town, everybody's hiding something. 625 00:27:30,391 --> 00:27:32,355 I'm Detective Elaine Denton. 626 00:27:32,355 --> 00:27:36,017 Stay tuned for the next episode of Claw and Order. 627 00:27:36,017 --> 00:27:38,214 The Bogfather. 628 00:27:38,214 --> 00:27:39,611 Kinda stiff on that take. 629 00:27:39,611 --> 00:27:41,243 Yeah, I got a better one in me. 630 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:43,007 New cameraman already? 631 00:27:43,007 --> 00:27:45,403 -That's fast. -That's show business. 632 00:27:45,403 --> 00:27:47,701 If my dad asked if I came in, don't tell him, okay? 633 00:27:47,701 --> 00:27:49,731 He's been really weird about that stuff. 634 00:27:49,731 --> 00:27:51,728 Not a problem. It's like you're not even here. 635 00:27:51,728 --> 00:27:53,324 It's like you're not even here. 636 00:27:54,724 --> 00:27:56,588 I'm gonna shoot this. 637 00:27:56,588 --> 00:27:58,585 Lots of unspoken tension. 638 00:27:58,585 --> 00:28:01,314 -Can it, Cronk. -Yeah, Cronk. 639 00:28:04,842 --> 00:28:06,673 I promise, I have been pounding water 640 00:28:06,673 --> 00:28:08,170 all day today like it's my job. 641 00:28:08,170 --> 00:28:09,603 We'll see if your veins agree. 642 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:16,692 We'll be removing a pint to lower your ferritin levels. 643 00:28:16,692 --> 00:28:19,254 Should take about half hour. 644 00:28:21,519 --> 00:28:23,149 Make a fist. 645 00:28:23,149 --> 00:28:24,648 I'm glad we got this in today. 646 00:28:24,648 --> 00:28:26,112 This morning, you seemed very, uh... 647 00:28:26,112 --> 00:28:27,610 Pass the needle. 648 00:28:32,103 --> 00:28:33,502 Wait. What? 649 00:28:33,502 --> 00:28:35,099 Oh, this is just how we do it. 650 00:28:35,099 --> 00:28:36,597 It's perfectly normal. 651 00:28:37,597 --> 00:28:38,994 It's textbook normal. 652 00:28:45,618 --> 00:28:47,349 Did I do something wrong? 653 00:28:47,349 --> 00:28:49,346 Offend you somehow? 654 00:28:49,346 --> 00:28:51,443 -What? - I don't know. 655 00:28:51,443 --> 00:28:53,307 It just feels like you can't stand 656 00:28:53,307 --> 00:28:56,436 being in the same room with me anymore. 657 00:28:56,436 --> 00:28:58,533 You know what? I-I don't have the time 658 00:28:58,533 --> 00:29:00,663 to deal with the emotional insecurities of every patient. 659 00:29:00,663 --> 00:29:02,561 I-I have to collect peat samples. 660 00:29:02,561 --> 00:29:05,123 - Excuse me? -What? 661 00:29:05,123 --> 00:29:08,252 What? I have important research to do and I'm running late. 662 00:29:08,252 --> 00:29:11,082 You know, it's funny, um... 663 00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:13,877 This is the most engaged I have ever seen you. 664 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,243 And it's over a corpse. 665 00:29:15,243 --> 00:29:16,674 Yes. And you want to know why? 666 00:29:16,674 --> 00:29:19,803 Because unlike humans, corpses don't talk back. 667 00:29:19,803 --> 00:29:21,766 They-they don't tease, they don't gossip. 668 00:29:21,766 --> 00:29:23,796 Their tender little feelings don't get hurt. 669 00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:26,593 They aren't a constant tsunami of needs and opinions. 670 00:29:26,593 --> 00:29:28,890 And, at least with a corpse, 671 00:29:28,890 --> 00:29:31,221 I won't be surprised when it doesn't listen to me. 672 00:29:31,221 --> 00:29:32,750 I knew it. 673 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:35,081 I never thought you were a right fit for Port Wenn 674 00:29:35,081 --> 00:29:36,711 and now you're proving me right. 675 00:29:41,239 --> 00:29:42,604 What did you just do? 676 00:29:42,604 --> 00:29:44,934 - I have to go. -Where? 677 00:29:44,934 --> 00:29:46,964 Somewhere I can be alone. 678 00:29:46,964 --> 00:29:48,329 What does that mean? 679 00:30:30,235 --> 00:30:32,265 No! 680 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:32,947 -Two. -Two. 681 00:31:32,947 --> 00:31:34,345 It was good, right? 682 00:31:34,345 --> 00:31:36,375 Oh, so creepy. Oh, my God, there's a hair. 683 00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:38,606 The Bog Man. Tell your friend. 684 00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:40,769 Hey, right you here, ladies. Right in there. 685 00:31:40,769 --> 00:31:42,499 Honey, I'm looking for the ma... 686 00:31:44,996 --> 00:31:46,393 Greg Garrison, 687 00:31:46,393 --> 00:31:48,691 you are not doing what I think you're doing. 688 00:31:48,691 --> 00:31:51,487 Do not judge me until you see the electric bill. 689 00:31:51,487 --> 00:31:52,784 That is dirty money. 690 00:31:52,784 --> 00:31:54,716 Costs are up, margins are down. 691 00:31:54,716 --> 00:31:56,047 So every dirty dollar helps. 692 00:31:56,047 --> 00:31:57,978 -I'd show you the spreadsheet. -No, no, no, no. 693 00:31:57,978 --> 00:31:59,375 I'm just gonna get a raging headache. 694 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,506 Well, I try to protect you, my love. 695 00:32:01,506 --> 00:32:05,767 I know you hate to see me bogged down by details. 696 00:32:05,767 --> 00:32:08,995 -Oh. -Okay... 697 00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:11,191 Hey, you make enough to fix the oven light? 698 00:32:11,191 --> 00:32:16,785 Yes, and perhaps enough to splurge on name-brand mayo. 699 00:32:16,785 --> 00:32:19,114 Greg, you're such a tease. 700 00:32:19,114 --> 00:32:20,679 -Mm. 701 00:32:20,679 --> 00:32:21,911 Two more. 702 00:32:21,911 --> 00:32:23,375 -Hey, Miss Dana. -It was good, right? 703 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,971 Tell your friends. Tell your friends. 704 00:32:25,971 --> 00:32:28,068 -Any words from Harvard? -Not yet. 705 00:32:28,068 --> 00:32:30,665 Oh, the DNA lab sent a couple flags 706 00:32:30,665 --> 00:32:32,062 from the genetic screenings. 707 00:32:34,959 --> 00:32:37,522 Can you have Al come in? 708 00:32:37,522 --> 00:32:40,084 Al? Do I have to? 709 00:32:40,084 --> 00:32:41,948 What do you think, detective? 710 00:32:43,646 --> 00:32:45,011 Hey, thanks, Greg. 711 00:32:45,011 --> 00:32:47,174 -Thanks, my love. -How's it going, guys? 712 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,972 A lot of dead ends, no pun intended. 713 00:32:48,972 --> 00:32:51,502 Whoa, wait. Check this. "Battle of Machias, 714 00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:54,032 fought in Maine during the Revolutionary War. 715 00:32:54,032 --> 00:32:56,295 Musket balls, 18th century." 716 00:32:56,295 --> 00:32:58,758 -It lines up. -Strong working theory, George. 717 00:32:58,758 --> 00:33:00,255 Adding it to the list. 718 00:33:00,255 --> 00:33:02,852 Glad you're having fun. But we open in five. 719 00:33:02,852 --> 00:33:04,549 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on ahead without me. 720 00:33:07,113 --> 00:33:09,309 Last time I let him near The History Channel. 721 00:33:10,508 --> 00:33:13,837 So the DNA testing shows you have genetic markers 722 00:33:13,837 --> 00:33:16,000 for Marfan Syndrome. 723 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,332 What? Am-am I okay? 724 00:33:17,332 --> 00:33:18,929 Absolutely. You're gonna be fine. 725 00:33:18,929 --> 00:33:21,558 No, it's, it's a connective tissue disorder. 726 00:33:21,558 --> 00:33:22,924 Now, while it can be serious, 727 00:33:22,924 --> 00:33:25,154 your signs are the manageable ones. 728 00:33:25,154 --> 00:33:27,517 Uh, you're just tall, thin, flexible joints, 729 00:33:27,517 --> 00:33:28,781 nearsightedness. 730 00:33:28,781 --> 00:33:30,213 You wear corrective lenses, right? 731 00:33:30,213 --> 00:33:31,313 -Yeah. -Listen. 732 00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:32,942 It's a good thing you took the DNA test. 733 00:33:32,942 --> 00:33:35,039 Now we know, so we can keep an eye on it. 734 00:33:35,039 --> 00:33:36,871 But again, there's absolutely nothing to worry about here. 735 00:33:36,871 --> 00:33:38,767 Okay? See you at your annual physical. 736 00:33:40,598 --> 00:33:43,361 Wait, Doc, um, you said it's genetic. 737 00:33:44,659 --> 00:33:46,023 Correct. 738 00:33:46,023 --> 00:33:49,752 And is that from my mom's side or my dad's? 739 00:33:51,815 --> 00:33:54,745 In this case, from your father's side. 740 00:33:54,745 --> 00:33:56,542 Okay, well, he's built like a truck, 741 00:33:56,542 --> 00:33:58,039 and he's got perfect vision. 742 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,302 Yes. 743 00:34:03,832 --> 00:34:07,793 So does that mean my dad is not my dad? 744 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:14,749 Al, look... 745 00:34:17,546 --> 00:34:20,209 Family isn't just genetics. 746 00:34:20,209 --> 00:34:22,538 You guys. The Bog Man results are here. 747 00:34:22,538 --> 00:34:23,803 This is gonna be so exciting. 748 00:34:23,803 --> 00:34:25,401 We'll read it out at the Salty Breeze. 749 00:34:25,401 --> 00:34:27,996 It'll be so fun, and really good content for my show. 750 00:34:27,996 --> 00:34:29,994 So, Al, maybe we should just... 751 00:34:29,994 --> 00:34:31,725 What happened? 752 00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:35,453 -Is he okay? -You'll have to ask him. 753 00:34:35,453 --> 00:34:37,883 Al! Al, wait! 754 00:34:37,883 --> 00:34:40,314 What are you... Come on, Al! 755 00:34:40,314 --> 00:34:41,612 Just leave it, Elaine. 756 00:34:47,470 --> 00:34:49,500 It's such a great photograph. 757 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,098 Oh, this so exciting. 758 00:34:55,592 --> 00:34:58,555 -Martin. -Louisa. 759 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:00,717 What was that about? 760 00:35:00,717 --> 00:35:03,081 Doctor-patient confidentiality. 761 00:35:03,081 --> 00:35:07,010 You just can't help being a jackass, can you? 762 00:35:07,010 --> 00:35:09,273 Dear Port Wennians, 763 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:12,401 we gather to honor history 764 00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:16,363 and the miracle of DNA testing. 765 00:35:16,363 --> 00:35:20,091 May I have ye old envelope? 766 00:35:21,754 --> 00:35:23,885 Oh, can I get a drum roll please? 767 00:35:30,343 --> 00:35:34,669 And the results are... 768 00:35:39,896 --> 00:35:44,323 Harvard has confirmed there was one living descendant 769 00:35:44,323 --> 00:35:46,453 of the Port Wenn Bog Man. 770 00:35:46,453 --> 00:35:48,184 And that person is... 771 00:35:48,184 --> 00:35:51,046 Oh, snap. Martin Best? 772 00:35:52,478 --> 00:35:54,640 You're-you're kidding. It's-it's Martin? 773 00:35:56,172 --> 00:35:58,037 What about Aunt Sarah? 774 00:35:58,037 --> 00:35:59,300 It just says your name. 775 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:01,598 Must be on your mother's side. 776 00:36:01,598 --> 00:36:03,662 But I-I didn't submit DNA. 777 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:06,923 I may have borrowed some hairs from your hair brush. 778 00:36:06,923 --> 00:36:09,253 Elaine, that's a complete violation of privacy, 779 00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:10,685 not to mention illegal on several levels. 780 00:36:10,685 --> 00:36:13,348 Oh, Martin, come on, and face it. 781 00:36:13,348 --> 00:36:14,813 This town's in your blood. 782 00:36:18,507 --> 00:36:20,871 It's a good thing we didn't send in our DNA, huh? 783 00:36:22,102 --> 00:36:24,232 You all right, kiddo? 784 00:36:24,232 --> 00:36:26,595 Yeah, Dad. Glad we didn't. 785 00:36:26,595 --> 00:36:28,660 Based on historical records, 786 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:31,589 Harvard believes that the Bog Man 787 00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:35,250 is a man who might be named James Brewster! 788 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:36,882 -I know that name. - Yeah. 789 00:36:36,882 --> 00:36:38,445 -You just said James Brewster. - I did. 790 00:36:38,445 --> 00:36:40,276 I know that name. I know that name. Hold on. 791 00:36:40,276 --> 00:36:41,575 Okay, wait. Yeah, okay. 792 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:43,172 Right here. In "No Nose" Wenn's journal, 793 00:36:43,172 --> 00:36:46,135 he wrote, "The 17th of June, 1759. 794 00:36:46,135 --> 00:36:48,398 This day ended in trouble with a fray 795 00:36:48,398 --> 00:36:50,428 betwixt James Brewster 796 00:36:50,428 --> 00:36:52,293 and our good townsman. 797 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,690 A notorious recluse, 798 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:57,452 Brewster mainly keeps to himself in a dreary shack 799 00:36:57,452 --> 00:37:01,745 by the bog, yet always finds cause to quarrel 800 00:37:01,745 --> 00:37:03,276 whenever he can." 801 00:37:03,276 --> 00:37:05,141 Yeah, he sounds like he's related to Martin. 802 00:37:05,141 --> 00:37:07,271 Yeah, this sounds like Doc. 803 00:37:11,698 --> 00:37:13,229 Martin. 804 00:37:13,229 --> 00:37:15,192 Wait, wait. Okay, wait. There's more. 805 00:37:15,192 --> 00:37:17,224 "Apparently, a lot of people wanted him dead. 806 00:37:17,224 --> 00:37:20,620 So much so that Archibald "No Nose" Wenn 807 00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:24,547 challenged Brewster to a duel and killed him. 808 00:37:24,547 --> 00:37:26,310 Whoa. 809 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:28,940 Wow, I think I just found the Bog Man's killer. 810 00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:32,935 I think we just solved the case! 811 00:37:32,935 --> 00:37:34,667 You know, right? 812 00:37:43,985 --> 00:37:45,316 Hey. 813 00:37:47,048 --> 00:37:49,045 What is going on with you? 814 00:37:49,045 --> 00:37:50,842 Are you going to die? 815 00:37:50,842 --> 00:37:52,273 Because if you're going to die, 816 00:37:52,273 --> 00:37:54,037 that's gonna make me want to die. 817 00:37:54,037 --> 00:37:55,769 And I'm really too young and too cute to die. 818 00:37:57,266 --> 00:37:59,164 No, I'm not gonna die. 819 00:37:59,164 --> 00:38:01,993 I'm sorry if I, if I scare you. 820 00:38:01,993 --> 00:38:04,855 Okay, so then what did Martin tell you? 821 00:38:07,984 --> 00:38:13,810 Um, he said I'm, uh, double jointed. 822 00:38:13,810 --> 00:38:15,973 That's it? 823 00:38:15,973 --> 00:38:17,305 Look... 824 00:38:18,570 --> 00:38:20,368 I'm sorry 825 00:38:20,368 --> 00:38:23,929 that I called you my frisky friend. 826 00:38:23,929 --> 00:38:26,492 I didn't mean that. I mean, I did mean that. 827 00:38:26,492 --> 00:38:30,752 But when I thought that you were going to die, it just, 828 00:38:30,752 --> 00:38:33,449 it made me realize that you are 829 00:38:33,449 --> 00:38:38,741 more than just some frisky friends. 830 00:38:38,741 --> 00:38:43,236 So are you my girlfriend or-or no? 831 00:38:45,631 --> 00:38:47,062 Yes. 832 00:38:47,062 --> 00:38:49,326 -Yeah? -Fine. 833 00:38:49,326 --> 00:38:51,056 -Okay. -I'm your girlfriend. 834 00:39:24,543 --> 00:39:27,372 Evenin', Bog Man. 835 00:39:27,372 --> 00:39:29,103 Good night, Dr. Bog Man. 836 00:39:32,630 --> 00:39:35,194 Uh, watch out, it's the Bog Man! 837 00:39:35,194 --> 00:39:36,626 Stop. 838 00:39:36,626 --> 00:39:38,788 That's, like, so sad. 839 00:39:38,788 --> 00:39:40,653 We always knew he was the saddest man alive, 840 00:39:40,653 --> 00:39:42,650 and now it's like facts. 841 00:39:42,650 --> 00:39:44,049 Come on. 842 00:40:23,425 --> 00:40:25,755 Martin, Martin. 843 00:40:25,755 --> 00:40:28,385 Are-are you okay? 844 00:40:28,385 --> 00:40:29,850 I'm-I'm here to apologize. 845 00:40:30,849 --> 00:40:32,313 -Oh. -The way I spoke to you 846 00:40:32,313 --> 00:40:33,710 at my office, it was wrong. 847 00:40:35,442 --> 00:40:36,940 Have a good night. 848 00:40:37,873 --> 00:40:39,603 Wait, uh... 849 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:41,133 That's it? 850 00:40:41,133 --> 00:40:43,764 -That's your apology? -I'm not sure what else to say. 851 00:40:43,764 --> 00:40:46,459 Why-why can't you just talk to me? 852 00:40:46,459 --> 00:40:49,022 I mean, tell me what... 853 00:40:49,988 --> 00:40:52,051 What's going on with you? 854 00:40:53,949 --> 00:40:55,280 I... 855 00:40:56,578 --> 00:40:59,008 have a hard time... 856 00:41:01,604 --> 00:41:03,169 with... 857 00:41:08,261 --> 00:41:10,260 blood phobia. 858 00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:12,024 Oh. 859 00:41:12,024 --> 00:41:14,886 About blood. A blood phobia, if you will. 860 00:41:16,416 --> 00:41:18,648 Okay, um... 861 00:41:18,648 --> 00:41:20,778 Wow, um... 862 00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:22,941 This-this entire time? 863 00:41:23,807 --> 00:41:29,032 Huh. But you're a... doctor. 864 00:41:29,032 --> 00:41:31,229 A surgeon who can't stand the sight of blood. 865 00:41:31,229 --> 00:41:35,156 I... came here hoping 866 00:41:35,156 --> 00:41:37,854 that I could still practice medicine. 867 00:41:37,854 --> 00:41:40,716 It's proven harder to do than I thought. 868 00:41:40,716 --> 00:41:42,913 That's why Elaine assists me... 869 00:41:44,744 --> 00:41:46,575 and why I act like a lunatic every time 870 00:41:46,575 --> 00:41:47,873 I try to take your blood. 871 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:49,203 I see it. 872 00:41:54,063 --> 00:41:55,894 So, why tell me now? 873 00:42:00,887 --> 00:42:02,152 I... 874 00:42:04,715 --> 00:42:06,845 I don't want to be the Bog Man. 875 00:42:16,499 --> 00:42:20,092 Well... your dog seems to love you. 876 00:42:27,516 --> 00:42:28,880 He's not my dog. 877 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,544 He sure seems like your dog.