1 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,066 DAN: The whole Chick-fil-A narrative is just... 2 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:28,778 l mean, if l may, sir, it's... lt's food-nomenal, really. lt really is. 3 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,447 MAN 1: With that construction outside, man, 4 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,866 l was stuck in traffic for two hours. 5 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:36,411 My bladder was like a fucking blimp. 6 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,789 You should maybe talk some more to the food manufacturing guys 7 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,207 and the health advisors. 8 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,583 SELlNA: Yeah. 9 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,420 Come on, ma'am, just some small talk. Even tiny talk will do. 10 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,631 Yeah, l know. l'm gonna do it. 11 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,236 MAN 2: God, what a waste of a morning. 12 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:53,302 If you ever want me to confess, don't rip out my fingernails, 13 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,638 just make me eat like a vegan for a fucking week. 14 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,558 The VP look like she's about ready to open up a vein. 15 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:01,519 You okay? You seem to be phoning it in a little. 16 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:02,687 You know what, Amy? 17 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,356 I'm the Veep l never wanted to be. 18 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:10,111 I'm talking salad wraps and body mass index to these idiots. 19 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:11,612 You should really just go and... 20 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,031 Yeah, l know, feel my soul slide out of my ass. 21 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,616 All right, here. You take that. 22 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:17,994 I'm building up the energy right now. 23 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,079 This smells like the inside of a taxi cab. 24 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:21,748 - Hi, guys. - Hello. 25 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,291 Hello. 26 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,752 Not too much longer, we'll get the group shot taken 27 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,503 and then you guys can get moving. 28 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:28,713 Awesome! 29 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,047 What a productive morning. 30 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:33,968 Can you envision selling some of these items at any of your stores, do you think? 31 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,845 - Oh, sure. - Yeah. Some wraps, maybe. 32 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:36,929 - Yeah, wraps. - Grapes. 33 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,097 I mean, grapes are always good, right? 34 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:40,016 Grapes are... Hey, you can't beat grapes. 35 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:44,520 Those yellow things look... So... 36 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:47,356 Well, l'll tell you it's all local 37 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,525 - and it's all organic. - Wow. 38 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,486 Orgasmic is more like it, right? 39 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,197 L'll have some of what you're having. 40 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,641 - Do you have a zoom on that thing? - Oh, Ken, you know what? 41 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,995 We don't have to have pictures taken here right now, okay? 42 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,039 - Sorry. - Oh, no. lt's fine. 43 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,752 You back to D.C. tonight, Gary? 44 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,879 Yeah, l'm leaving a little bit earlier. 45 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,590 - My dad is having his birthday dinner. - Nice. 46 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:15,176 No, he... 47 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,805 He has very little respect for my job. 48 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:21,682 He'd actually much rather me work here. 49 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:22,934 In catering? 50 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,061 No, a baseball stadium. 51 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,397 A man's man, a jock. (GRUNTS) 52 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,524 One of those guys. 53 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,567 Wow, that's got to be tough. 54 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,195 Yeah, tell me about it. 55 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,697 I meant for him. 56 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,675 - AMY: Jesus. - Okay, you know what, Ken? 57 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,202 - Not so close, okay? - Okay. 58 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:44,747 Nobody needs to know which of my eyebrow hairs needs to be plucked. 59 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,333 - Okay? All right. - Sorry. 60 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,543 What's going on with this group shot? 61 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,587 - What's the delay? - Lt's not much longer, ma'am. 62 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,213 Just keep smiling. 63 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,548 Turn that frown... (CLlCKS TONGUE) 64 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,383 upside-down. 65 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,677 - Okay. - Okay. 66 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:59,846 Do you see that he keeps touching me? 67 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,390 - Yeah, l've noticed. - And his hands are really small. 68 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,518 It's his feely, little, touchy, hot hands. 69 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,603 Someone needs to tell him that he's working with the White House 70 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:08,688 and not Penthouse. 71 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,691 Hey, can l talk to you privately just for a second? 72 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:12,775 Okay. 73 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,862 The whole thing that you guys have done with Krispy Kreme is just... 74 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:18,531 lf l may, it's food-nomenal, really. 75 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,492 So you know that l've been seeing Ted, right? 76 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:22,577 Mm-hmm. 77 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:23,995 A while ago, 78 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:28,207 a lot of wine was drunk and Springsteen was listened to 79 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:31,252 and things got a little bit out of hand. 80 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,879 You stole a car? 81 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:35,798 We had unprotected sex, 82 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,633 and l think l might be pregnant. 83 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:42,054 It's a possibility, Amy. 84 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,307 I haven't reached menopause yet, you know. 85 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,934 I'm not barren. l know it's unlikely. 86 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,896 I could probably have unprotected sex with 30 men, 87 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:53,274 one right after the other, and it would be totally fine. 88 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,402 I mean, no, it wouldn't be totally fine. I mean, that would be a horrible thing. 89 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,571 I'm not doubting your fertility, ma'am. 90 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:03,075 But an unwed mother one aneurism away from the presidency? 91 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,161 How do you think that plays? 92 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,121 The bag has got one big storage area 93 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:10,374 and then there are 60 separate pockets within the area. 94 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:11,751 - Wow! - Right? 95 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,920 - That is a lot to remember, Gary. - L know, l know. 96 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,963 But can you do it without looking? 97 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:17,798 Try me. 98 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,009 Eye drops. 99 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,678 - Ooh. - Ooh. 100 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,681 - Wipes. - Scented, unscented? 101 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,434 Scented. 102 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,019 - Bam! - Wow! 103 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,229 - Knock it. - That's unbelievable. 104 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:37,610 I hope l'm not pregnant, because, fuck, if l am, l'm just finished, you know? 105 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:40,029 - Ma'am. - Let's get moving! 106 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,680 - (SELlNA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - Huh. 107 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,492 - You know you'll have to keep it. - L know. 108 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:49,497 Unless we go on some sort of special vacation to Mexico 109 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,415 and kill the doctor in the desert. 110 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,542 Father know? 111 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:55,336 What, are you kidding me? What am l, 1 5? 112 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,506 - L mean Ted. - Oh, shit. No. 113 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:01,384 No. l'm still working on that one. 114 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,928 What are you shooting with? 115 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,888 This is a 5D. 116 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,557 - Not a 1 D? - No. 117 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,184 Why would l need a 1 D to shoot this? 118 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,852 - L have a 1 D. - Huh. 119 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:14,188 It's more expensive, but it's a really nice camera. 120 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:16,816 You shoot a lot of sports? Moving action? 121 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,193 You take hundreds of pictures of herons catching fish? 122 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:22,488 Because otherwise you don't need a 1 D. 123 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,032 Right, but l have a 1 D. 124 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,785 Yeah. 125 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:28,828 Hey, will you do me a favor? 126 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:33,916 Can you get me a real coffee instead of this fucking beige paint they're serving, okay? 127 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:37,294 Grande skinny latte, extra shot, and a dash of cinnamon? 128 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:38,671 Yeah. 129 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,548 Can l get some of the... 130 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:41,632 - This is what we're gonna do. - What? 131 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:44,301 Photos with the nutritionists, hang with the players, over to the school, 132 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:46,470 - then we pregnancy test you to fuck. - Okay. 133 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:49,682 Listen, will you get the tests on the way to the school, please? 134 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,684 Absolutely. l'm heading there right now. 135 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:54,645 Obviously this is in our little circle of two. 136 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,647 - Obviously. - Yeah. 137 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,065 (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 138 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:02,862 MlKE: Hey, Jonah. How's the weather up there in your asshole? 139 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,488 Oh, that's cute, Mike. How's it going? 140 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:08,242 Good, good. Just going over my notes for the press briefing. 141 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:11,037 Hey, did you get those local business initiatives 142 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,361 l sent over from the President? 143 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,262 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Looking at them right now. 144 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,876 - Thank you. They're very helpful. - Oh, good. 145 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,241 I'm glad you're right on top of that. I can see you, Mike. 146 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:22,131 What? 147 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,632 Oh. (LAUGHS) 148 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,010 - This is awesome! - You know what, Mike? 149 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,511 One day you're gonna wake up 150 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:30,014 and you're gonna find your lungs have turned to pastry. 151 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,141 Gotta go, Jonah. Got incoming. 152 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,810 - Mike. - Amy, what's up? 153 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:38,105 Selina might be pregnant. What do we wanna do? 154 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,066 Is this for real? 155 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:42,032 'Cause if it is, the best thing for her legacy 156 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,361 is if she's assassinated before she starts showing. 157 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:47,406 It's not definite. She still needs to take some tests. 158 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,825 Okay. l guess l'll just add this to the press release. 159 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,243 People can start taking bets. 160 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,788 You know that this needs to be way under the lid. 161 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,415 - Bye. - All good? 162 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,000 Absolutely. 163 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:01,087 Let's go knock the socks off of some seven-year-olds. 164 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,593 Dad, Dad, l like beer. 165 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,595 That was because l cut my lip trying to open the bottle. 166 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,055 I just can't open it the way you do. 167 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,557 Listen, the Veep and l are gonna have our photo taken 168 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,684 with the Orioles players. Huh? (LAUGHS) 169 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,561 Yeah, l can get you one. 170 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,939 Shit, yeah. Shit, yeah. 171 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,732 Where the fuck is coffee? 172 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:26,570 So that whole stadium day was like a networking orgy for you, right? 173 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:27,655 Oh, yeah. 174 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:30,950 Yeah, yeah. Business card bukkake. 175 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,074 You know, you should get something while we're here. 176 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,955 Razor blades, a large amount of pain killers. 177 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,957 Holy shit. 178 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,959 Are you pregnant? 179 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:42,837 Amy, come on, career-wise, that's like joining Scientology 180 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,547 or getting a fucking neck tattoo. 181 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,382 Thanks for the support. 182 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:50,261 So l guess you're gonna be needing maternity leave. 183 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,185 L'd be the obvious choice for your replacement. 184 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,890 That is literally your first thought? 185 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,976 No. My first thought was, "There goes your figure." 186 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,853 But l didn't say that 'cause l thought it would be upsetting. 187 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,897 Thanks. You know, if it's a boy, maybe l'll name him after you. 188 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,774 Call him fuck weasel. 189 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,359 Ken, is this where l should be? 190 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,603 - Don't be too clustered. - Yeah, don't be too clustered. 191 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:08,814 - Thank you. l got it. - Okay. 192 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,504 So if you could just move a little bit... 193 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:13,784 - Yeah, a little bit so we're not all on one side. - Just so we're not all on one side. 194 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:15,703 - SELlNA: Can you see everybody? - Thank you. l think they heard me. 195 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,455 KEN: Yes, how about one where we say "Let's get moving"? 196 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,060 - Let's get moving! - Let's get moving! 197 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,333 KEN: All right, how about another one? 198 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:24,587 Another one where we say, "Awesome avocado!" 199 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,839 - Awesome avocado! - Awesome avocado! 200 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,007 KEN: Yes, that was great. 201 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,467 All right! Thank you for your patience. 202 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,011 - Thank you so much for being here. - Ma'am. 203 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,470 - Lt sure... Yes? Yes? - MAN: Gentlemen. 204 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:35,347 Construction hit a gas main. 205 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,726 There's a serious leak. Everybody must stay in here until it's made safe. 206 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:42,396 Sorry. Because of the danger, we need everybody to stay in the room. 207 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,522 We'll update you. 208 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:46,859 Listen, but l can get out of here, right? 209 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,944 Probably in about an hour. 210 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,113 - An hour? - Yes, ma'am. 211 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,951 We're so excited about the Vice President's visit. 212 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,038 Oh, we're very excited, too. Amy's practically having a baby about it. 213 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,999 - Lsn't that right? - Well, the children are waiting. Right this way. 214 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,418 DAN: Hey, kids. Good afternoon. 215 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,253 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 216 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,880 My name is Dan. This is Amy. 217 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:12,551 And we work for the Vice President of the United States ofAmerica. 218 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,511 - Pretty cool, right? Yeah. - KlDS: Yay. 219 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,305 Yeah, my man right here. 220 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,890 My dad works in State Department. 221 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,767 Really? What position? 222 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,310 Trade Policy Executive. 223 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,770 So he knows Roger Aldrige? 224 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,772 Uh... l don't know. 225 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,732 Are you networking with an eight-year-old? 226 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,150 - Yeah. - (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 227 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,110 So... 228 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,238 Hold on one second, chief. 229 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,596 - Problem? - There's a gas main leak. 230 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,378 Selina's gonna be delayed at least an hour. 231 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:39,203 These kids are gonna go berserk if they have to wait that long. 232 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,047 - (SlGHS) - We have to keep them entertained. 233 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,666 Lion King DVD and two shots of Ritalin. 234 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,709 You'll be such a great dad. 235 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,044 That's how l was raised. 236 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,213 All right, shall we, gentlemen? Uh... 237 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,381 Sean, why don't we start with your question, 238 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:53,092 before you get the DTs and you can't write in your notebook? 239 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,719 SEAN: Can you brief on the new health initiative? 240 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,013 You its poster boy, Mikey? 241 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,099 Actually, though, great question. 242 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,519 You know, we were on the campaign trail and we saw a woman with a very large boy. 243 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,403 And the Vice President turned to me and said, 244 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,482 "l'd like to free that boy from the prison of obesity." 245 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,484 Anybody else? 246 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:13,404 Leon West, Washington Post. 247 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:18,033 A source tells me that the VP shit-canned a Secret Service agent just for smiling at her. 248 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:21,036 Can you give me a yes or no on that, please? 249 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:24,206 Uh, l believe he was reassigned because of his cologne. 250 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,417 It was Paco Rabanne. 251 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,876 I mean, this is not the '80s anymore, right? 252 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,337 Nobody wears that stuff. Sean might. 253 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,047 You'd probably rather drink it, though. Right, Sean? 254 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,507 That's necessary. Thank you, yes. 255 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:34,591 MlKE: l've seen you. SEAN: l'm a drunk. 256 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,261 Okay, every which way but douche, 257 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,014 l want you to answer my question now. 258 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:43,892 I believe you asked a boring question, Leon, and l gave a boring answer. 259 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,978 That's like carbon offsetting. 260 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,229 (ALL LAUGHlNG) 261 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,858 Mike, Mike, l wouldn't be smiling. You might lose yourjob. 262 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,318 You understand my point? 263 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:57,448 You don't find it repugnant that Selina Meyer let a Secret Service agent go for smiling? 264 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,615 - MlKE: Repugnant? - Yes. 265 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,159 You're calling the Vice President repugnant? 266 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:04,288 That's a very emotive term, sir, and a little prissy, l might add. 267 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,625 I spent a night in jail when l was 1 9 once. That was more fun than this. 268 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:12,004 Well, if we get trapped here another minute, l'm gonna kill you and eat you, 269 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,340 because l will not eat another fucking falafel. 270 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,383 Hey, Jimmy fucking Olsen, 271 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,010 get lost before l shove that thing up your ass 272 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,721 and give you another kind of red eye to worry about. 273 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,389 Okay. 274 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,308 What is going on out there with those two? 275 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,072 - Do you know? - Yeah, he's all pissed off. 276 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,382 They've been complaining all day 277 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,646 - about the event and the food. - Oh. 278 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,858 I overhear stuff as l move around. Plus, l can lip read. 279 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,444 - You can lip read? - Yeah. 280 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,739 (MOUTHlNG) 281 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,492 Yes, l can tell what you're saying now. 282 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:45,788 Could you lip read earlier when l was talking about you to Amy? 283 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,874 - No. - Oh, that's too bad. lt was all good. 284 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,251 - Thank you. - Oh, sure. 285 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,837 Amy. 286 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,548 - Amy. - God, that is a lot of snot. 287 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,385 Hey, can l have my pen back? 288 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,969 Mike, hi. Thank you. 289 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:04,848 I just wanna warn you, on top of everything else... Smile story. 290 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,559 Can l get the pen cap, too? This came with a pen cap. 291 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,728 Amy, what the hell is going on over there? Are you listening? 292 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,647 Yes, yes. Story. What... 293 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,067 The pen cap. Where was the pen... ln your mouth? Did you put it in your mouth? 294 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,610 Okay, l just wanna give you a heads-up, all right? 295 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,405 It's out there. They're saying she's repugnant. 296 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,200 Oh, my God. 297 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,495 - Hi. - AMY: I have just had a phone call from Mike. 298 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,832 He said that the press is saying you are pregnant. 299 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,750 He's saying it's out. 300 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,419 No, it can't be. 301 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,546 What are you talking about? Nobody knows. 302 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,673 He said that Leon West 303 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,550 said that you're pregnant. 304 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:43,971 Holy f... uck. 305 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,848 I can't move my lips. 306 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,767 Okay, l'm going because Gary's calling. 307 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,436 Don't tell Gary. 308 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,360 No, Amy, they're not gonna let me through. I'm running out of time here. 309 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,440 My dad needs a picture. 310 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:59,361 Okay, l need you to get a pregnancy test for the Veep. 311 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:03,824 Oh, my... Oh, my God. 312 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,492 - That's kind of exciting. - No, no. 313 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:08,745 I can carry the baby around in a little sling or something like that. 314 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,206 Oh, my... Oh, wait, this is bad because she's not married, right? 315 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,709 Indeed, and this is strictly need-to-know. 316 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,586 What kind of test do l get? Are there different kinds? 317 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,962 How do l break it down? What do l get? 318 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,726 I've only got one, so you need to get as many as you can find, okay? 319 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,341 We need to be sure, okay? 320 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,260 - We need to Shock and Awe this thing. - Okay. 321 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,388 Hey. So what's the intel on the baby? 322 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,432 Intel. 323 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,560 Copy that. Security clearance denied. 324 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,353 Is Jonah the dad? 325 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,814 Is that why you look like you wanna drink a bottle of Drano? 326 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,609 I don't blame you. That's gonna be a long labor. 327 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,895 They're gonna be pulling that kid out of you in shifts. 328 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,446 - Jonah? - Yes, ma'am. 329 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,407 We gotta get rid of this whole prison-yard-vibe feeling. 330 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,533 We gotta do something. 331 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,258 Well, we have to stay within the stadium, 332 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:51,497 but we could invite the guys down to meet the Orioles players. 333 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,208 Okay. That's exactly what we're gonna do. 334 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,085 I forgot to find out something about the players. 335 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,421 - L don't know what to say to them. - L can help you along. 336 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,049 - Oh, you know about baseball? - L do, yeah. 337 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,675 - You can be my Gary? - Yeah. 338 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,303 - Yeah, l'll be the adult version of Gary. - Okay. 339 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,222 SELlNA: Jonah, can you see me? 340 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,348 Yeah. Give me their numbers. 341 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,808 - I'II go off that. - Hold on. Let me see. 342 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,393 34. 343 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,562 Jake Arrieta. He's a starting pitcher. 344 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:20,067 On his left is number 39, Tommy Hunter. He's a starting pitcher. 345 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,361 - Wait, he's the starting pitcher? - Yes. 346 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,863 The next gentleman... Oh, that's Jim Palmer. 347 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:25,906 Now, he's a hall of famer. 348 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,115 - That guy's a legend. - Right. 349 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,480 He's a starting pitcher as well. 350 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,953 You don't have multiple starting pitchers. 351 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,412 There's one pitcher's mound. 352 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,581 You see one mound or three mounds? 353 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,708 - L see one mound. - That's how you play baseball. 354 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,210 They don't pitch on the same day... 355 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,254 You don't have any idea what you're talking about. 356 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,422 Fucking idiot. 357 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,342 Hello! Hi! 358 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,261 - Honor to meet you, ma'am. - And you are Jake. 359 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,304 - Yes, ma'am. - Oh, how nice. 360 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,889 And you're the starting pitcher. 361 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,975 - One of them. Yes, ma'am. - Oh... 362 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,851 Okay. Wonderful. 363 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:58,063 - So you must be Tommy. - L am. l am. 364 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,190 Are you a starting pitcher? 365 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,235 - L am, l am, l am. - You are a starting... 366 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:07,489 GARY: Hello, Dad. l'm still at the stadium. Yeah, yeah. 367 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,034 I'm with the team. My playas. 368 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,870 I will get you that pic, man. 369 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,248 Boom shaka laka. 370 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,084 That's how they talk. 371 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,877 Okay. 372 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,213 Are these all the pregnancy tests you have? 373 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,340 - L think you got them all. - Okay. 374 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,551 I hope you get the result you're looking for. 375 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,345 No, it's not for me. 376 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,807 - Lt's my sister. - L'm sorry? 377 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,851 I just... Did you see that? 378 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,936 See what? 379 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,606 Okay, l just... 380 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,108 ls there any other stuff l should get for my sister? 381 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,527 Like, um, maternity underwear? 382 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,113 - How long has she been pregnant? - Oh, God, l don't know. 383 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,490 I don't know anything about her private life. 384 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:55,370 I do know, however, that the past few weeks she has been pretty busy. (CHUCKLES) 385 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,291 - l'd hold off on the maternity underwear. - Okay. Okay. 386 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:03,920 Isn't this nice how the lettering works on these... On these tops? 387 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,088 - Thank you. - (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 388 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,591 Oh, brother. l'm just... You know what? 389 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,801 L've got the Treasury Secretary calling. 390 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,647 Let me take this and l'm gonna be right back. l'm so sorry. Pardon me. 391 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,514 Hello? Hello, Ted? 392 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:15,766 Hey. So are you looking for 393 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,976 - a little afternoon delight? - No. 394 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,181 Listen to me for a second. I gotta tell you something. 395 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,439 I might be pregnant. AII right? 396 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,692 I'm sorry to have to be so blunt about it, but l don't have a lot of time. 397 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,737 Guys, can l have five minutes? 398 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,031 - What? - One second, please. 399 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,034 - Are you still there? - That's impossible. 400 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:37,454 No, it's not impossible. l'm not that old. 401 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,538 Oh, my God. 402 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,873 All right, you over that bombshell? 403 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:43,502 'Cause that bombshell just gave birth to a bigger bombshell. 404 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,671 The press know about this. 405 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,839 - Oh, fuck. - L know. 406 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,008 So this is what we're gonna do, all right? 407 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,468 We're getting married. 408 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:56,181 And the plan is that we got engaged, like, six weeks ago or something, all right? 409 00:16:56,265 --> 00:17:00,477 You proposed by giving me some sort of a ring 410 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:04,606 in a heart-shaped, fucking oyster thing or something. 411 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,983 You know, the key is in the details, though, Ted. 412 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,318 - Okay? - Okay. 413 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:13,073 Anyway, listen, you've gotta get me a ring. You've gotta go, you've gotta get a ring now. 414 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,597 And it's gonna have to be a big one. 415 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,577 Well, what size is your finger? 416 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,205 I don't know how fucking big my finger is, Ted! 417 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,623 Just be a man, 418 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,085 stand up, get the fucking ring, all right? 419 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,253 Okay. 420 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,257 You're fucking kidding. 421 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:35,220 Ma'am, l'm sorry. l couldn't help but overhear. 422 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,888 I just... You're getting married. 423 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,974 I wanted to be the first one to offer my congratulations. 424 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,100 - Okay. Ken? - Yeah. 425 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,519 Read my lips. Don't read my lips. 426 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,564 - You understand me? - Yeah. 427 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,315 (MOUTHlNG) 428 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,360 - Okay. - You got it? 429 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:51,945 I got it. Okay. 430 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,947 - Let's go. - Let's go. 431 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,449 Jim Palmer. 432 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,576 - Madam Vice President, nice to meet you. - What a treat... 433 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,411 - Welcome to Camden Yards. - Thank you. 434 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,914 - So, Jim, you are a hall of famer. - They let me in there. 435 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:07,836 Oh, yes, that is a wonderful thing to be in... ln the hall of fame, for sure. 436 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,964 - For sure. - Yes. 437 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,716 Okay. 438 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,346 Okay, it's time for the group photo, right? All right, great. 439 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,390 Okay, everyone say "Orioles." 440 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,934 - Orioles! - Great. 441 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,228 - Okay, l guess we're done. We got the shot. - Got it. 442 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,938 Okay, everybody, thank you so much. 443 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,303 - God bless America. - Thank you. 444 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,358 Okay, thank you. 445 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,696 - Thank you. - Okay. 446 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,948 Veep has left the stadium. She's gonna be here in 20. 447 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,074 Ohh. 448 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:42,078 - Okay. - One last push to keep these kids entertained. 449 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:46,041 You know, l saw a guitar in there. You play the guitar, right? 450 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,001 Not in this situation. 451 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,085 - Yes. Yes. - Amy, no. 452 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,880 My guitar is for seduction, not crowd control, all right? 453 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,841 Granted, on a good night that's one and the same, but still. 454 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,343 No, we're finding you a guitar. 455 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,970 - That's what we're doing. - Oh, isn't this cute? 456 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,097 Look at you guys making juice. 457 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,308 - Leon. - Go away. Why are you here? 458 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,227 She means hello. 459 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,939 I actually have a story l'd like to discuss with the Veep. 460 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,565 - She here yet? - Mm-mm. 461 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,194 No. No, of course not, because she hates punctuality 462 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,863 almost as much as good governance. 463 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,698 So what should we do, guys? 464 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:22,661 Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? 465 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:26,623 Sonnez les matines Sonnez les matines 466 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,291 (SlREN WAlLlNG) 467 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,503 No, l'm sorry, sir. We have no comment on that at the moment. 468 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,089 Thank you. Goodbye. Why would we need to ban smiling? 469 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,216 It's not like something we have time for in the first place. 470 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,300 (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 471 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,761 - Ma'am? - Sue, listen, 472 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,597 Ted proposed to me about six to eight weeks ago, okay? 473 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,516 Oh, congratulations, ma'am. 474 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,893 No, no, no, he didn't really. We're just gonna pretend that he did. 475 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,854 Okay. l assume he's in on this. 476 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,648 So now what l need you to do is go to my calendar thing, please, 477 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,567 and let's find a date where this would have happened. 478 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,403 The Children of Courage Awards. Would he have proposed then? 479 00:19:56,487 --> 00:20:00,240 No, no. Uh-uh. That's kids with alopecia, their mothers are on crack. 480 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,484 That's a complete freak show. 481 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,201 Okay. Ah. Two months ago, 482 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:06,121 you and Ted went to an ice hockey game and had dinner after. 483 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,497 Perfect. Yes. 484 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:08,707 Okay? Thank you very much. 485 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:11,459 Sue, Sue, Sue, did the President call? 486 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,796 - No. - No. Yeah, okay. Right. 487 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,758 The As and the Es are like your basics. That's like the roots of blues and stuff. 488 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,323 But if you really... lf you get into some of the funkier stuff, 489 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:25,098 that's the... See, it's the sevenths. lt's the minor sevenths that give it that... 490 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,268 That sort of that autumn... That sort of gloom to it. 491 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,937 I just love that. 492 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:34,816 It's kind of moody, sort of sleepy, but l like it. lt's... 493 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,736 lt does well with the, um... 494 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,405 You'll figure that out when you get older. So it's, uh... 495 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,200 - You having fun? - No. 496 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,661 Hear that? No fun. 497 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,079 You are no fun. 498 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,832 The Vice President is here. 499 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,001 - Yay! - Yay! 500 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,672 - Leon West is here. - Oh, great. 501 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,051 Now all we need are my parents on Skype. Do you have the tests? 502 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,094 I have one. Gary's coming with more. 503 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,180 We're gonna have more tests than you have pee. 504 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,932 You told Gary? 505 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,184 Oh, hello! 506 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,144 So he could get the tests. 507 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,647 Okay, well, fine. L'll just have Gary do the tests. 508 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,900 - How will that work? - No, not with his pee, Amy. 509 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,735 - Hi. - Wait a second. 510 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,862 So, ma'am... So you're the one who's pregnant? 511 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,238 I might be pregnant. 512 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,531 So we're looking at a wedding. 513 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,450 Or a suicide. l haven't decided which. 514 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:29,037 Look at these fantastic children! 515 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:33,750 - Madam Vice President. - Hello. l'm so sorry l'm late. 516 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,127 I have never meant those words more. 517 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:39,052 It's a pleasure to meet you. The children are waiting and ready for you. 518 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:43,134 You know, l need to use the ladies' room very briefly, if l may. 519 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,303 Of course. The staff restroom is right there. 520 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:49,808 Fantastic. l'm also parched and l'm wondering if l might... 521 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,185 - Can l have a cup of water? - Of course. 522 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,354 - Maybe in a paper cup? - Yeah. 523 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,148 - This is all we have. Here. - Oh! Well, this is... 524 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,353 - Okay, it's in a plastic, clear... - lt should be fine. 525 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:00,602 - Lt'll be fine. - Lt'll be fine. 526 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,570 Thank you. 527 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,074 Okay, cool it. 528 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,004 Oh, good Lord. 529 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,592 So what do you think? 530 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,011 Is she really pregnant? 531 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,762 How should l know? 532 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,514 - You're a woman. - What? 533 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,182 You think that as a woman l might sense some disturbance 534 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,435 in the fucking lady matrix? 535 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,979 - Hey, Ken. How's it going? - Good. 536 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,523 Hey, l missed that photo with the Orioles. 537 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,287 Do you think you can kind of do your magic and Photoshop me into it? 538 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,777 - Technically, yes. - Oh, okay. 539 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,195 Ethically, no. 540 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,740 I document. l don't invent. 541 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,908 Do it yourself. 542 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:52,620 Okay. You got hot hands. 543 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,539 Hey, did she sing with the kids yet? 544 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:55,623 - Not yet. - No. 545 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,042 Awesome. Where is she? 546 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,710 - Bathroom. - Okay. 547 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,628 Holy shitballs. Leon West is here? 548 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,173 - Uh-huh. l thought you knew that. - The guy's like gay porn. He's everywhere. 549 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,925 Okay, okay, they only had three types of pregnancy tests l could find. 550 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,178 Hi, Gary. Okay, that's okay. We have plenty. 551 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:11,222 - She's in the bathroom. - Why are we doing this now? 552 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,891 Because you said that the pregnancy story is out there, 553 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,226 so we need to make sure right now. 554 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,312 - Hey, Mike. - Hi, ma'am. 555 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,981 I never said the pregnancy story's out there. 556 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:24,861 Yes. On the phone you said the press "is saying that she's pregnant." 557 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,405 l said she's repugnant. I said Selina's repugnant. 558 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:30,325 What? Why am l repugnant? 559 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:36,706 Leon said it in reference to you firing the Secret Service agent. 560 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,416 - The smile story? - Yeah. 561 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,794 Why is that story out there now, Mike? 562 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:41,920 I don't know. 563 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,546 Yeah, "l don't know." 564 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,548 - Really? - Ma'am, if we just table this... 565 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,425 l think we should just knock off the kid thing... 566 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,928 - Lower that. - You're right, we need to get this over with. 567 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,221 I think we're ready. Very excited for the kids. 568 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:53,389 - Here, can you test this? Oh! - (GARY GASPS) 569 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:54,891 (LAUGHlNG NERVOUSLY) 570 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,102 Hi! Oh, Leon. 571 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,395 So pleased to be shaking your hand right at this moment. 572 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,022 - Lt's wonderful to see you, too. - Just delighted. 573 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,942 - Have you met Ken? Ken, let's get moving. - Okay. 574 00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:05,026 Right this way. 575 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,320 Well, l'm so sorry l was a little bit late, 576 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:11,533 but l had to hang out with a bunch of boring grown-ups. Bleh. 577 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,869 - Boo! - Boo! 578 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:17,914 Mrs. Saunders, 579 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:22,836 l understand that the boys and girls have a song that they wanna sing. 580 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:28,133 Okay, kids. Now, after four. All right? One, two, three, four. 581 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:32,137 If you're happy and you know it Clap your hands 582 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:36,307 Hey, Dad. Just wait until you see the photo. lt's awesome. 583 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:41,187 You're right. l do do a proper man's job. l do. 584 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,897 Oh, God. 585 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:49,904 If you're happy and you know it Nod your head 586 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:52,115 You're very, very pregnant. 587 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,825 And you really wanna show it 588 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:56,870 If you're happy and you know it Nod your head 589 00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:57,954 Yeah. 590 00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:00,165 If you're happy and you know it Shout hooray 591 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:01,416 Hooray 592 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,668 If you're happy and you know it Shout hooray 593 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:05,003 Hooray 594 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:08,339 If you're happy and you know it And you really wanna show it 595 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:11,009 If you're happy and you know it Shout hooray 596 00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:12,510 Hooray 597 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:17,015 Oh, wow! That was marvelous. Wasn't that great? 598 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:18,859 - Fun day. Thank you so... - Wasn't it great? 599 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:21,436 Yes, what a good song and we're gonna have to go on to the next thing. 600 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,562 - Oh, darn it. - L know. 601 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:25,523 We have to leave. What a shame. I wish l could be here all day. 602 00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:27,025 - Good job. - Okay, good job. 603 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,818 Wonderful. Bye-bye, everybody. 604 00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:30,904 - Bye! - Bye. 605 00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:32,697 Bye-bye. See you later. 606 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,324 Don't touch. 607 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:38,494 That's it? How about that, kids? 608 00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:40,872 Waited all day for that.