1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:13,206 No. No, no, no. 2 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:14,994 Wait, Anne, yeah, can you just, 3 00:00:15,018 --> 00:00:16,730 can you just give me a minute? 4 00:00:16,754 --> 00:00:18,255 Yeah, this is Wednesday, so I'm at, uh... 5 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:21,649 Dad? Dad, it's Jeff. 6 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:24,194 Yeah, can you just, can you just give me a minute? Yeah, yeah. 7 00:00:24,218 --> 00:00:26,089 Why isn't he fucking answering? 8 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,486 Dad, it's Jeff. 9 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:30,559 Anne, Anne, we shouldn't just throw away our marriage. 10 00:00:30,583 --> 00:00:32,700 Unless you've found someone else. 11 00:00:32,701 --> 00:00:34,723 You haven't, have you? 12 00:00:34,747 --> 00:00:37,290 No, no, I just want it to work out with us. 13 00:00:37,314 --> 00:00:41,468 Yeah, well, I gave you space. I moved out, didn't I? 14 00:00:41,492 --> 00:00:44,210 Dad? 15 00:00:44,234 --> 00:00:46,735 Yeah. Yes, Anne, 16 00:00:46,759 --> 00:00:49,738 I got the... the couples' therapist, 17 00:00:49,762 --> 00:00:51,914 and if that doesn't reset the marriage, then fine, 18 00:00:51,938 --> 00:00:54,873 I'll-I'll relent. We can look into arbitration. 19 00:00:54,897 --> 00:00:57,082 Dad? Come on, it's White Hot night. 20 00:00:58,596 --> 00:01:02,446 Because I... because I... Anne. Can you just, can you listen? 21 00:01:02,470 --> 00:01:05,754 Can you just... For a minute? Like I said before, 22 00:01:05,778 --> 00:01:07,233 it's just not the right time. 23 00:01:07,257 --> 00:01:09,758 I-I can't afford to go down the... Dad? 24 00:01:09,782 --> 00:01:12,654 I can't afford to go down the divorce attorney route. 25 00:01:17,441 --> 00:01:20,464 Fuck. I got to... 26 00:01:20,488 --> 00:01:23,510 Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. 27 00:01:23,534 --> 00:01:25,774 Oh, my God. 28 00:01:25,798 --> 00:01:28,994 Fuck. Fuck. 29 00:01:29,018 --> 00:01:33,303 Yes, it's my father. 30 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:37,002 Uh, in his... room. 31 00:01:37,026 --> 00:01:39,081 He's, um... 32 00:01:39,681 --> 00:01:41,834 he's shot himself. 33 00:01:43,424 --> 00:01:47,926 Otis. My father's name is Otis Storck. 34 00:01:50,170 --> 00:01:52,670 Professor Jeff Storck? I need you to know that 35 00:01:52,694 --> 00:01:54,890 such circumstances are always investigated, 36 00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:57,675 but we all know what this is. 37 00:01:58,935 --> 00:02:00,286 Does this 38 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:01,461 belong to your father? 39 00:02:01,485 --> 00:02:03,463 Is it registered to him? 40 00:02:03,898 --> 00:02:05,161 Look, Mr. Storck, 41 00:02:05,185 --> 00:02:06,708 I know this is certainly upsetting... 42 00:02:09,450 --> 00:02:10,993 ...be on our way if you can tell me 43 00:02:11,017 --> 00:02:12,821 - if this is your father's gun. - No. 44 00:02:12,845 --> 00:02:14,784 No way. It's not. 45 00:02:15,195 --> 00:02:19,610 I don't know where it came from, but he-he hates guns. 46 00:02:19,634 --> 00:02:23,135 My father is... he's a lifelong hippie. 47 00:02:23,159 --> 00:02:24,528 Take this to the lab. 48 00:02:24,552 --> 00:02:26,095 - Go over it with ballistics. - Yes, sir. 49 00:02:26,119 --> 00:02:27,661 Was your father sick? 50 00:02:27,685 --> 00:02:29,141 Alzheimer's? 51 00:02:29,165 --> 00:02:31,361 I realize you have a job to do and whatever, 52 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,580 but can we do it later, maybe? I mean, my father just 53 00:02:33,604 --> 00:02:35,704 basically shot himself in front of me. 54 00:02:35,728 --> 00:02:37,671 No. It would've been last night some time. 55 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:41,632 I said "basically," didn't I? 56 00:02:41,656 --> 00:02:43,354 Basically means basically, 57 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:45,815 not absolutely. 58 00:02:47,027 --> 00:02:48,463 Basically. 59 00:02:50,056 --> 00:02:51,381 He left a note. 60 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:52,948 - Fuck sake. - I am permitted 61 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:54,253 to read it to you, 62 00:02:54,277 --> 00:02:56,299 - if that's what you want. - Can't you just... Can I... 63 00:02:56,323 --> 00:02:57,933 Can't I just read it? 64 00:03:16,909 --> 00:03:19,757 Here sits Professor Jeffery Mingus Storck, 65 00:03:19,781 --> 00:03:22,620 a man who holds a doctorate in anthropology, 66 00:03:22,644 --> 00:03:25,458 but possesses little true knowledge of himself. 67 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:28,853 Today, Professor Storck is surrounded 68 00:03:28,877 --> 00:03:32,683 by the many familiar artifacts that shaped his father's life, 69 00:03:32,707 --> 00:03:36,861 and the one unknown object that ended it. 70 00:03:36,885 --> 00:03:39,385 As a scientist, he's about to embark 71 00:03:39,409 --> 00:03:42,225 on his darkest research project yet. 72 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,956 His conclusion will lie somewhere between 73 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:49,178 the barrel of a gun and the outer regions 74 00:03:49,202 --> 00:03:52,161 of The Twilight Zone. 75 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,229 You're traveling through another dimension, 76 00:03:57,253 --> 00:04:00,842 a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. 77 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:04,062 It is the middle ground between light and shadow, 78 00:04:04,086 --> 00:04:06,848 between science and superstition. 79 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,415 And it lies between the pit of one's fears 80 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:12,043 and the summit of one's knowledge. 81 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:15,465 You are now traveling through a dimension of imagination. 82 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:18,890 You've just crossed over into The Twilight Zone. 83 00:04:18,890 --> 00:04:22,456 Synced and corrected by -robtor- www.MY-SUBS.com 84 00:04:34,812 --> 00:04:37,793 My dad fell in love with Lake Cayuga 85 00:04:37,817 --> 00:04:40,727 back when he played the Watkins Glen festival 86 00:04:40,751 --> 00:04:43,275 one lake over in 1973. 87 00:04:43,299 --> 00:04:47,149 He jammed with the Grateful Dead during their sound check 88 00:04:47,173 --> 00:04:48,609 the day before they went on. 89 00:04:50,741 --> 00:04:55,442 He led a pretty interesting life, all told. 90 00:04:57,748 --> 00:05:01,772 Skipped up to Canada with Neil Young and Crazy Horse 91 00:05:01,796 --> 00:05:03,798 when he was evading the Vietnam draft. 92 00:05:06,801 --> 00:05:10,085 My father played Cuba in '69, 93 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:12,174 that Havana Jam thing with Billy Joel 94 00:05:12,198 --> 00:05:14,132 and Stephen Stills. 95 00:05:14,156 --> 00:05:16,047 Met my mother 96 00:05:16,071 --> 00:05:18,441 on the march to Montgomery. 97 00:05:18,465 --> 00:05:20,443 ♪ To want your lips... ♪ 98 00:05:20,467 --> 00:05:22,488 Dragged us the whole way here from Ireland. 99 00:05:23,848 --> 00:05:26,884 Never looked back. 100 00:05:26,908 --> 00:05:28,602 Never got divorced. 101 00:05:29,606 --> 00:05:31,230 Never went bankrupt. 102 00:05:32,218 --> 00:05:33,816 Never went unloved. 103 00:05:40,587 --> 00:05:43,784 Did it not turn out as he wanted? 104 00:05:45,187 --> 00:05:47,189 I... 105 00:05:49,713 --> 00:05:52,543 Who did you love more than me? 106 00:06:01,247 --> 00:06:06,010 ♪ Whenever I'm feelin' lonely ♪ 107 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:10,972 ♪ Whenever I'm feelin' blue ♪ 108 00:06:23,486 --> 00:06:27,360 ♪ Thoughts of you ♪ 109 00:06:47,336 --> 00:06:49,445 ♪ Behind... ♪ 110 00:06:49,469 --> 00:06:51,079 Okay... 111 00:07:14,494 --> 00:07:16,931 Fuck... 112 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,118 What the fuck is that? 113 00:07:33,861 --> 00:07:36,055 Good morning, Jeff. 114 00:07:36,079 --> 00:07:38,276 - Yo, Jeff, what's up? - All good. How about you, Jeff? 115 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:40,539 See you tonight at Jeff's dorm, right? 116 00:07:40,563 --> 00:07:42,019 Oh, my God, Jeff 117 00:07:42,043 --> 00:07:43,863 - is a total Jeff. - Such a Jeff. 118 00:07:47,483 --> 00:07:48,547 Jeff! 119 00:07:48,571 --> 00:07:50,941 Hey, Jeff. 120 00:07:52,532 --> 00:07:55,250 That's a good boy. That's a boy. 121 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:56,971 Fuck... 122 00:08:57,510 --> 00:08:59,357 Get out of my house! 123 00:08:59,381 --> 00:09:00,445 It's me! It's me! It's me! 124 00:09:00,469 --> 00:09:01,664 Anne, it's me. 125 00:09:01,688 --> 00:09:02,665 - I'm just getting my mail. - Jesus. 126 00:09:02,689 --> 00:09:04,668 You scared the shit out of me. 127 00:09:04,692 --> 00:09:05,842 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just wanted... 128 00:09:05,866 --> 00:09:08,540 Jesus, Jeff. Oh, fuck. 129 00:09:08,564 --> 00:09:11,326 Do you know how to, do you know how to do 130 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,328 - the-the safety thing? - Just... you point it. 131 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:15,068 I-I don't remember. 132 00:09:15,092 --> 00:09:17,094 Why-why have you even got that? 133 00:09:18,922 --> 00:09:21,627 I live alone now, 134 00:09:22,535 --> 00:09:24,904 - and there were two home invasions. - What? 135 00:09:24,928 --> 00:09:26,819 A couple of streets over. 136 00:09:26,843 --> 00:09:29,281 Oh, um, this came for you, too. 137 00:09:31,021 --> 00:09:34,807 The police delivered it earlier this evening. 138 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,656 Must be my dad's gun. 139 00:09:38,269 --> 00:09:39,876 It's probably worth something. 140 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:43,009 Yeah, I'm not gonna make money off 141 00:09:43,033 --> 00:09:45,011 my dad's suicide, Anne. 142 00:09:45,035 --> 00:09:46,752 You're gonna need the money, Jeff. 143 00:09:46,776 --> 00:09:50,843 Friends have told me that I should get an attorney 144 00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:52,018 to protect both of us. 145 00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:55,239 Oh... So... 146 00:09:55,263 --> 00:09:56,632 that's what I did. 147 00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:00,625 He'll contact you. 148 00:10:01,313 --> 00:10:03,856 We talked about this, didn't we? 149 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,998 - I've been trying to tell you. - A lot. 150 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,383 - The thing is, Jeff... - You said you were okay with us 151 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:09,775 going to couple's therapy, so... It's that... 152 00:10:09,799 --> 00:10:11,995 - I-I... - What the fuck? 153 00:10:12,386 --> 00:10:14,389 I have fallen in love 154 00:10:15,431 --> 00:10:17,516 with another man... 155 00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:22,029 named Jeff. 156 00:11:16,388 --> 00:11:18,215 Oh, shit. 157 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:46,611 Am I "him"? 158 00:11:47,898 --> 00:11:49,701 Or am I "you"? 159 00:11:52,075 --> 00:11:53,879 The gun superstore dot com. 160 00:11:53,903 --> 00:11:56,012 Yeah, hey, I'm-I'm looking to get rid of a gun. 161 00:11:56,036 --> 00:11:57,622 You got the paperwork? 162 00:11:57,646 --> 00:12:01,060 Uh, look-look, I-I don't know 163 00:12:01,084 --> 00:12:03,411 anything about guns. It seems old. 164 00:12:03,435 --> 00:12:07,029 - How about the serial number? - Um... 165 00:12:07,054 --> 00:12:09,678 - It's on the grip. - Oh. 166 00:12:09,702 --> 00:12:12,898 Yeah. 1015-59. 167 00:12:12,922 --> 00:12:14,857 Okay... 168 00:12:14,881 --> 00:12:19,078 Oh, hey, any chance there's a Blue Scorpion on the handle? 169 00:12:19,102 --> 00:12:20,689 Yeah. There very much is. 170 00:12:20,713 --> 00:12:23,082 Holy shit! I thought the Blue Scorpion was a myth. 171 00:12:23,106 --> 00:12:25,955 Dates back to 1952. It's from Cuba. 172 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,826 Che Guevara was looking for that gun. 173 00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:31,526 It was made by this guy, Eulogio Cienfuegos. 174 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:35,094 The legend is, you don't find it, it finds you. 175 00:12:35,118 --> 00:12:38,141 We can get you, like, $25,000 to $50,000 for the Blue Scorpion. 176 00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:40,514 Okay. I mean, whatever. 177 00:12:40,538 --> 00:12:42,145 I just want to get the bloody thing out of my life. 178 00:12:42,169 --> 00:12:44,930 So, if you... Fucking shit! 179 00:12:44,954 --> 00:12:46,956 - Oh, my God! Are you all right? - What the...? 180 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:51,415 Are you there, brother? 181 00:12:51,439 --> 00:12:52,683 - Shit. - Hey... 182 00:12:52,707 --> 00:12:54,418 ...are you okay? 183 00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:56,723 Oh... Yeah. 184 00:12:56,747 --> 00:13:00,032 I'm all right, I'm okay, I'm all right. Fuck. 185 00:13:00,056 --> 00:13:03,340 Jesus Christ, was there a round in the chamber? 186 00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:05,100 I don't know. 187 00:13:05,714 --> 00:13:06,952 Okay. 188 00:13:06,976 --> 00:13:09,407 Send me all your information and a picture of the gun. 189 00:13:09,431 --> 00:13:11,000 I'll take care of everything. 190 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,045 Once it's sold, and if you don't have a license, 191 00:13:13,069 --> 00:13:15,047 - you'll have to ship it, by carrier. - Yeah. 192 00:13:15,071 --> 00:13:17,158 But if you do, don't forget 193 00:13:17,182 --> 00:13:19,214 to punch a small hole in the box so some light 194 00:13:19,238 --> 00:13:21,314 can get in. Legend is, 195 00:13:21,338 --> 00:13:23,869 the Blue Scorpion's afraid of the dark. 196 00:13:24,953 --> 00:13:26,885 Where do I send my information? 197 00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:29,845 To me, Bob Jeff, at the gun superstore dot com. 198 00:13:29,869 --> 00:13:31,803 - P.O. Box 5252... - Hold on. 199 00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:35,483 - ...Earlysville, Virginia 22901. - Did you just say "Jeff"? 200 00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:01,398 I-I'm sorry, could you 201 00:14:01,422 --> 00:14:03,697 remind me... Your research project is? 202 00:14:03,721 --> 00:14:05,552 "Animism in contemporary China." 203 00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:12,312 This-this research project is... 204 00:14:12,336 --> 00:14:14,618 Sorry, excuse me. 205 00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:16,229 This... 206 00:14:16,253 --> 00:14:18,448 This research project is-is really messing 207 00:14:18,472 --> 00:14:21,364 with my head, Dr. Storck. Um... 208 00:14:21,388 --> 00:14:23,916 You know how animism 209 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:25,702 - is, like... - Yeah. 210 00:14:25,726 --> 00:14:27,414 ...the belief that there's a-a spirit in, 211 00:14:27,438 --> 00:14:29,503 in every single thing, 212 00:14:29,527 --> 00:14:31,809 and-and even inanimate objects have a soul? 213 00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:33,915 Yeah, I know what it is, Grace. 214 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,570 Well, it's, like, 215 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:40,470 nothing talks to me or anything like that, but 216 00:14:40,494 --> 00:14:43,304 I-I can't help feel that all my stuff... 217 00:14:43,328 --> 00:14:44,474 my shoes, 218 00:14:44,498 --> 00:14:47,390 toothbrush, hats... are all, like, 219 00:14:47,414 --> 00:14:48,995 friends. 220 00:14:50,363 --> 00:14:51,414 Do you ever have that? 221 00:14:51,438 --> 00:14:53,547 No. 222 00:14:53,571 --> 00:14:55,636 And you shouldn't either. 223 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:58,073 That's, um, I think what you're 224 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,597 experiencing is anthropomorphism, 225 00:15:00,621 --> 00:15:03,774 attributing human properties to inanimate objects, 226 00:15:03,798 --> 00:15:06,603 which is different from animism, which is a religious belief, 227 00:15:06,627 --> 00:15:09,954 as I'm sure you know. I wouldn't worry. 228 00:15:10,935 --> 00:15:13,218 It's dri... It's driving me crazy. 229 00:15:13,242 --> 00:15:16,178 It's a little late in the term to be changing subjects. 230 00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:20,138 What the... F... 231 00:15:20,162 --> 00:15:24,142 Okay, sir, when I leave my dorm, nothing can be, like, 232 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:27,058 left by itself. Like, if my boots are over by the bed 233 00:15:27,082 --> 00:15:29,017 and my gym shoes are in the closet, 234 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:32,573 I-I feel like they're... I don't know... lonely. 235 00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:36,067 And I-I have to make sure that everything is grouped together 236 00:15:36,091 --> 00:15:39,288 or I feel bad that they might be afraid of the dark, 237 00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:42,247 so I leave the light on. 238 00:15:42,271 --> 00:15:44,273 I-I go back to my dorm... 239 00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:50,386 It's just because of this stupid project. 240 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,281 It's the project, and I'm sorry, but I can't... 241 00:15:52,305 --> 00:15:54,738 - I-I need to change the subject. - Okay. 242 00:15:54,762 --> 00:15:57,959 Thank you so much. My shoes thank you, too. 243 00:15:57,983 --> 00:16:00,309 Jeff Storck? 244 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,398 Oh, I'm sorry. I need to prepare for a lecture. 245 00:16:02,422 --> 00:16:04,029 I'm Anne's attorney. 246 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,887 Fuck off. Your name is Jeff, too? 247 00:16:12,911 --> 00:16:15,629 That's great, though, Jeff. 248 00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:18,109 We can begin negotiations from a point of commonality. 249 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:19,878 Can you just ease off? 250 00:16:20,745 --> 00:16:22,592 Can you just... Please, please. 251 00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:25,508 This isn't, this isn't a good time for me. I, um, 252 00:16:25,532 --> 00:16:28,859 my father just passed away, and he didn't do a will, 253 00:16:28,883 --> 00:16:31,906 so the whole estate is fucked up, you know? 254 00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:34,070 - Maybe we can do this another day? - Yeah, sure. 255 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:37,302 If any of that estate is left to you, uh, 256 00:16:37,326 --> 00:16:39,653 be advised that half of it now belongs to Anne. 257 00:16:39,677 --> 00:16:41,611 So if you need any help at all... 258 00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:45,596 I can make all of your troubles go away. 259 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,385 You have my card. 260 00:17:07,313 --> 00:17:09,247 - Stop calling me. - Hey, J... 261 00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:10,901 - Hey, Jeff. It's Bob Jeff. - Just fucking stop! 262 00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:13,338 When I think the time is right to get rid of the fucking thing, 263 00:17:13,362 --> 00:17:15,297 you'll be the first one to know it, do you understand? 264 00:17:15,321 --> 00:17:17,168 There's only been seven owners of the Blue Scorpion, 265 00:17:17,192 --> 00:17:19,214 including you. I have people lining up 266 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,825 willing to lay down $100,000 for this gun. 267 00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:24,828 If we sell this thing, all our dreams will come true. 268 00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:26,874 Now, of course, don't forget my cut. 269 00:17:26,898 --> 00:17:30,269 ♪ One pill makes you larger ♪ 270 00:17:30,293 --> 00:17:34,665 ♪ And one pill makes you small ♪ 271 00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:38,930 ♪ And the ones that Mother gives you ♪ 272 00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:43,456 ♪ Don't do anything at all ♪ 273 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,112 ♪ Go ask Alice ♪ 274 00:17:47,136 --> 00:17:50,400 ♪ When she's ten feet tall ♪ 275 00:17:52,707 --> 00:17:55,164 ♪ And if you go ♪ 276 00:17:55,188 --> 00:17:57,209 ♪ Chasing rabbits ♪ 277 00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,429 ♪ And you know you're ♪ 278 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,127 ♪ Going to fall ♪ 279 00:18:02,151 --> 00:18:06,305 ♪ Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar ♪ 280 00:18:06,329 --> 00:18:11,006 ♪ Has given you the call ♪ 281 00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:14,574 ♪ Call Alice ♪ 282 00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:18,448 ♪ When she was just small ♪ 283 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,928 ♪ The chessboard ♪ 284 00:18:19,952 --> 00:18:24,280 ♪ Get up and tell you where to go ♪ 285 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:28,763 ♪ And you've just had some kind of mushroom ♪ 286 00:18:28,787 --> 00:18:33,289 ♪ And your mind is moving low ♪ 287 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:37,249 ♪ Go ask Alice ♪ 288 00:18:37,273 --> 00:18:39,885 ♪ I think she'll know ♪ 289 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:46,781 ♪ When logic and proportion ♪ 290 00:18:46,805 --> 00:18:51,046 ♪ Have fallen sloppy dead ♪ 291 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:55,528 ♪ And the White Knight is talking backwards ♪ 292 00:18:55,552 --> 00:19:00,185 ♪ And the Red Queen's off with her head ♪ 293 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:03,449 ♪ Remember ♪ 294 00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:08,411 ♪ What the Dormouse said ♪ 295 00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:10,654 ♪ Feed your head ♪ 296 00:19:12,831 --> 00:19:15,834 ♪ Feed your head. ♪ 297 00:19:54,873 --> 00:19:56,469 Dad? 298 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,815 Fuck. 299 00:20:26,499 --> 00:20:29,516 Oh, man, I'm so fucking high. 300 00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:36,325 Eulogio Cienfuegos. 301 00:20:36,843 --> 00:20:39,328 Yeah, okay. You're not really here. 302 00:20:39,352 --> 00:20:41,112 You're not... You're not there. 303 00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:43,462 You're... You're a hallucination. 304 00:20:43,486 --> 00:20:46,509 That name... I heard that name 305 00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:48,990 from the gun dealer guy. 306 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,513 Mr. Storck, 307 00:20:50,537 --> 00:20:53,646 the pistol wants to help end your troubles. 308 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:58,260 The Blue Scorpion loves you more than anyone. 309 00:20:58,284 --> 00:21:01,480 It only asks one thing in return: 310 00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:04,245 Light. 311 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,642 It is afraid of the dark. 312 00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:29,731 Sorry. 313 00:21:38,345 --> 00:21:40,671 Hello. Good afternoon. 314 00:21:40,695 --> 00:21:43,674 I'd, uh... I'd like to 315 00:21:43,698 --> 00:21:46,416 I don't have a lot of experience 316 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,852 with this. 317 00:21:47,876 --> 00:21:49,115 You need to rent a gun? 318 00:21:49,139 --> 00:21:51,417 No. No, I have one. 319 00:21:52,272 --> 00:21:53,352 Hello. 320 00:21:53,377 --> 00:21:55,430 Can I see the gun in order to determine if it's safe 321 00:21:55,454 --> 00:21:56,818 to fire in the range? 322 00:21:58,275 --> 00:21:59,551 Yeah. 323 00:22:07,853 --> 00:22:09,744 No. No, please, don't, sorry. 324 00:22:09,768 --> 00:22:11,485 Just don't... don't. 325 00:22:11,509 --> 00:22:12,921 Have you ever fired this gun before? 326 00:22:12,945 --> 00:22:14,357 No. No, I haven't. 327 00:22:14,381 --> 00:22:16,011 And I only need to shoot it once. 328 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,969 - So... - Why? 329 00:22:17,993 --> 00:22:20,494 Why? Uh... because then I'm gonna sell it. 330 00:22:20,518 --> 00:22:21,582 Why don't you just sell it? 331 00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:22,607 Why do you have to fire it first? 332 00:22:25,436 --> 00:22:28,415 Um... you know, it... 333 00:22:28,439 --> 00:22:32,288 ...it's not so much about the shooting of the gun. 334 00:22:32,312 --> 00:22:34,334 It's more that the shooting of the gun 335 00:22:34,358 --> 00:22:36,162 will destroy a bullet. 336 00:22:36,186 --> 00:22:37,293 A certain bullet. 337 00:22:37,317 --> 00:22:38,773 No, but... 338 00:22:38,797 --> 00:22:40,557 trust me, I'll be 339 00:22:40,581 --> 00:22:44,095 much better once I get rid of this. 340 00:22:47,371 --> 00:22:50,060 Okay, it's... it's just a bullet. 341 00:22:50,765 --> 00:22:52,482 Ever since I'm come in possession of this gun, 342 00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:54,005 weird things occur. Like, 343 00:22:54,029 --> 00:22:57,748 I keep bumping into different types of people named Jeff! 344 00:22:57,772 --> 00:22:59,837 And I understand that it's not an uncommon name, 345 00:22:59,861 --> 00:23:02,840 but to meet a different person named Jeff 346 00:23:02,864 --> 00:23:05,016 nearly every single day, it's not right. 347 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,326 It's weird, it's weird, right? 348 00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:09,630 His name's Jeff. 349 00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,240 Fff... 350 00:25:35,365 --> 00:25:36,757 Ow! 351 00:25:42,197 --> 00:25:44,219 You'd never hurt me. 352 00:25:49,770 --> 00:25:51,008 Excuse me. 353 00:25:51,032 --> 00:25:52,488 Just give me one second, please. 354 00:26:24,936 --> 00:26:26,938 Shit. 355 00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:41,735 Okay, who's first? 356 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:19,836 Thank you. 357 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,297 You're welcome. 358 00:27:27,211 --> 00:27:28,546 What? 359 00:27:29,261 --> 00:27:31,108 You know... 360 00:27:31,132 --> 00:27:33,154 You sure you want to go over these settlement terms 361 00:27:33,178 --> 00:27:34,590 without any representation? 362 00:27:34,614 --> 00:27:38,473 They can become, uh... quite uncomfortable. 363 00:27:39,402 --> 00:27:41,641 Oh, I'm comfortable. Yeah. 364 00:27:41,665 --> 00:27:45,122 I'm... I'm at peace, Jeff. I'm... tranquil. 365 00:27:47,271 --> 00:27:49,693 Because you see, I also have a friend 366 00:27:50,238 --> 00:27:52,153 who's gonna help me. 367 00:27:54,068 --> 00:27:55,350 He's gonna make 368 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,383 all of my troubles... 369 00:27:58,180 --> 00:27:59,585 disappear. 370 00:28:04,252 --> 00:28:05,708 So should we get started, Jeff? 371 00:28:05,732 --> 00:28:07,318 I've been looking forward to this. 372 00:28:07,342 --> 00:28:08,842 Why don't we break down the assets? 373 00:28:08,866 --> 00:28:11,105 - Let's start with item one: the house. - Yeah. 374 00:28:11,129 --> 00:28:13,629 ...Item 38. Fender electric bass. 375 00:28:13,653 --> 00:28:15,138 No! No! 376 00:28:15,162 --> 00:28:16,850 You don't get to take my dad's 377 00:28:16,874 --> 00:28:18,634 bass! Are you fuck... 378 00:28:18,658 --> 00:28:20,244 How can you even try? 379 00:28:20,268 --> 00:28:22,508 We're not "taking" it. 380 00:28:22,532 --> 00:28:24,727 New York is an equitable distribution state. 381 00:28:24,751 --> 00:28:26,816 It's unfair that you prevent such a valuable item 382 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,541 from liquidation, for sentimental causes. 383 00:28:28,566 --> 00:28:29,906 I love you. 384 00:28:29,930 --> 00:28:31,647 I do. I love you. 385 00:28:31,671 --> 00:28:33,214 I love you more than anyone. I do. 386 00:28:33,238 --> 00:28:35,216 - Jeff... - I still do. 387 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,898 How can you try to take that from me? 388 00:28:36,922 --> 00:28:37,956 I... 389 00:28:37,981 --> 00:28:39,481 Well, bass guitars played at both Monterey Pop 390 00:28:39,505 --> 00:28:40,787 and Watkins Glen are very rare... 391 00:28:40,811 --> 00:28:42,179 Can you shut the fuck up, Jeff? 392 00:28:42,203 --> 00:28:43,398 Could you do that for me? 393 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:44,747 - This ain't about you. - That language, 394 00:28:44,771 --> 00:28:46,640 sir, is inappropriate at this negotiation. 395 00:28:46,664 --> 00:28:48,316 The language is inappropriate. 396 00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:49,883 Okay, you know what, Jeff? 397 00:28:49,907 --> 00:28:51,387 I never even wanted the bass. 398 00:28:51,411 --> 00:28:52,796 I just need a break. 399 00:28:52,820 --> 00:28:54,454 You want me to show you something 400 00:28:54,478 --> 00:28:56,411 - ...you will find, inappropriate, Jeff? - Can I have security in here? 401 00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:57,590 What the fuck is this? 402 00:28:57,614 --> 00:28:58,805 - Taking a break. - Get off me! 403 00:28:58,829 --> 00:29:00,197 Let go of me! 404 00:29:00,221 --> 00:29:01,938 We're just taking a break. 405 00:29:01,962 --> 00:29:05,246 Get the fuck off me! Get off me! 406 00:29:05,270 --> 00:29:08,945 Just let me get out of here. Okay? Can I, can I do that? 407 00:29:09,738 --> 00:29:10,920 Can I... Have it all, Anne! 408 00:29:10,944 --> 00:29:12,427 Just fucking have it all! 409 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:13,994 Just take everything! 410 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:15,561 Except the Blue Scorpion. 411 00:29:15,585 --> 00:29:17,519 You can have it all and shove it up your arse! 412 00:29:17,543 --> 00:29:20,783 - Escort him out. - Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. 413 00:29:20,807 --> 00:29:23,569 Before anyone gets hurt. 414 00:29:23,593 --> 00:29:26,770 Just go, go, go, go, go. 415 00:29:33,603 --> 00:29:36,174 I love him more than I ever loved you. 416 00:29:49,836 --> 00:29:51,553 ♪ Were the tears in your eyes meant for me ♪ 417 00:29:51,577 --> 00:29:53,381 ♪ Or the man you had waiting at home? ♪ 418 00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:05,815 Yeah? 419 00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:07,941 Jeff, it's Bob. Bob Jeff here. 420 00:30:07,965 --> 00:30:09,987 Hey, I'm really sorry, I hope it's not too late to be calling, 421 00:30:10,011 --> 00:30:12,004 - but I just got off the phone. - Too late, Bob. 422 00:30:12,028 --> 00:30:13,144 Listen, no one will love 423 00:30:13,168 --> 00:30:14,967 - the Blue Scorpion more than me. - Way too late. 424 00:30:14,991 --> 00:30:17,762 I have no interest in selling the Blue Scorpion. 425 00:30:17,787 --> 00:30:19,983 - Mr. Storck... - So stop calling me. 426 00:30:20,007 --> 00:30:23,421 - I'll be sure you get... - Never call me again, understand? 427 00:30:23,445 --> 00:30:25,118 Sir, I'm begging you, please don't hang up. 428 00:30:25,143 --> 00:30:26,424 Because I will never sell him. 429 00:30:26,448 --> 00:30:29,118 Please, just let me finish what I have to say. Jeff? 430 00:30:29,832 --> 00:30:31,461 Jeff, you sound real busy. 431 00:30:31,486 --> 00:30:32,681 I'll check with you tomorrow. 432 00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:36,059 You got to ask yourself: 433 00:31:36,502 --> 00:31:41,523 did it take six shots or only five? 434 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,955 You think you love her. 435 00:32:55,858 --> 00:32:58,469 But you'll never know real love. 436 00:33:49,825 --> 00:33:51,435 Shit! No... what? 437 00:33:57,267 --> 00:33:58,505 No... fuck! 438 00:33:58,529 --> 00:34:01,097 No, no, no! No! 439 00:34:03,665 --> 00:34:06,296 Shit! 440 00:34:07,013 --> 00:34:08,275 Stop! 441 00:34:17,026 --> 00:34:18,351 Fuck! 442 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:19,623 No! Oh! 443 00:35:08,643 --> 00:35:10,664 Drop the gun! 444 00:35:10,688 --> 00:35:13,094 I said drop the fucking gun now! 445 00:35:13,615 --> 00:35:16,322 On the ground! Face on the ground! 446 00:35:16,346 --> 00:35:18,217 - Now! - Get down now! 447 00:35:20,524 --> 00:35:22,526 Hands where I can see them! 448 00:35:30,099 --> 00:35:31,682 This guy's 10-100. 449 00:35:31,706 --> 00:35:33,165 He matches the description of the suspect 450 00:35:33,189 --> 00:35:34,906 who's been invading homes in the area. 451 00:35:34,930 --> 00:35:36,492 Any ID? 452 00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:39,730 Barrett. 453 00:35:39,755 --> 00:35:41,757 Barrett's the last name. 454 00:35:44,026 --> 00:35:46,169 And his first name is Jeff? 455 00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:49,129 Yeah. Why, you know him? 456 00:35:57,554 --> 00:35:59,737 You want to tell me what happened here? 457 00:36:21,411 --> 00:36:23,259 I want you to know that Anne greatly appreciates 458 00:36:23,283 --> 00:36:26,001 what you did to protect her and Jeff that night. 459 00:36:26,025 --> 00:36:28,046 All the concessions are her way 460 00:36:28,070 --> 00:36:29,879 of showing her gratitude. 461 00:36:46,811 --> 00:36:51,940 And so, Jeff, representing the regents of this university, 462 00:36:51,964 --> 00:36:54,159 we would be honored if you would accept the chair 463 00:36:54,183 --> 00:36:56,239 of the department of anthropology. 464 00:37:02,409 --> 00:37:05,779 I'm looking for Jeffery Storck. 465 00:37:05,803 --> 00:37:07,791 Yeah, that's me. 466 00:37:55,679 --> 00:37:58,397 My dad says fish come closer in the morning. 467 00:37:58,421 --> 00:38:00,573 Yeah, but he also says Limp Bizkit 468 00:38:00,597 --> 00:38:02,906 is better than Kendrick Lamar. 469 00:38:02,930 --> 00:38:05,907 I don't know, old people say weird shit like that. 470 00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:09,955 All right. 471 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,135 All right. 472 00:38:21,053 --> 00:38:22,247 No way! 473 00:38:22,783 --> 00:38:24,293 Look what I found! 474 00:38:24,317 --> 00:38:25,661 Oh, my God. 475 00:38:26,188 --> 00:38:27,913 Look! 476 00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:41,636 Check out the name on this bullet. 477 00:38:42,639 --> 00:38:45,642 It's my name. Kyle. 478 00:38:47,514 --> 00:38:49,690 Huh. Whatever. 479 00:38:51,152 --> 00:38:52,327 Let's load it? 480 00:38:54,129 --> 00:38:56,499 Oh. That actually worked. 481 00:38:56,523 --> 00:38:58,762 Oh. Like so... Hold this. 482 00:38:58,786 --> 00:39:01,156 And then, I think... 483 00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:04,072 Look at this. 484 00:39:04,096 --> 00:39:06,030 Hey, man. 485 00:39:06,054 --> 00:39:08,380 Anything you say and do 486 00:39:08,404 --> 00:39:11,277 will be used to you in a court of law. 487 00:39:12,974 --> 00:39:15,735 Oh. Pass. That's so cool. 488 00:39:15,759 --> 00:39:17,389 Human beings have a funny way 489 00:39:17,413 --> 00:39:19,565 of treating things like people. 490 00:39:19,589 --> 00:39:22,829 But today, they'll learn that as long as objects 491 00:39:22,853 --> 00:39:25,310 are valued more than lives... 492 00:39:25,334 --> 00:39:30,726 tragedy will forever be manufactured here 493 00:39:31,862 --> 00:39:33,729 in The Twilight Zone.