1 00:00:00,660 --> 00:00:01,500 Why? 2 00:00:01,620 --> 00:00:03,020 I just-- I don't understand. 3 00:00:03,140 --> 00:00:05,660 Is it something I've done? 4 00:00:05,780 --> 00:00:08,500 Look, it's just not going to work, OK? 5 00:00:08,620 --> 00:00:09,620 It's been five years. 6 00:00:09,740 --> 00:00:10,500 You know? 7 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:12,140 Five years. 8 00:00:12,260 --> 00:00:15,020 I was drunk. 9 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,420 We had fun. 10 00:00:16,540 --> 00:00:18,140 You know, we had good times. 11 00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:21,420 To be honest, I don't remember much about it. 12 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:22,820 I just-- like don't-- 13 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,020 just give me a reason. 14 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:26,220 You know? 15 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:27,180 You think I'm an emotional, don't you? 16 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:28,820 I can be emotional. 17 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:31,500 Jesus, I cried like a child at the end of "Terminator 2", 18 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:34,500 you know, with the thumb and the molten. 19 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,540 You know, is it someone else? 20 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:37,460 Sort of. 21 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:38,620 Don't-- what? 22 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:40,500 - My boyfriend. - That bastard. 23 00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:41,460 I bloody knew it. 24 00:00:41,580 --> 00:00:42,380 I'm sorry. 25 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,300 No, really. 26 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:44,500 I really am. 27 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:46,420 It was just a bit of fun, you know? 28 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:48,060 Just doesn't feel right. 29 00:00:48,180 --> 00:00:50,980 OK? 30 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:52,180 Fine. 31 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:53,460 All right? 32 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:54,380 Fine. 33 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:55,300 Fine. 34 00:00:55,420 --> 00:00:57,900 Here's a little change. 35 00:00:58,020 --> 00:01:00,380 [change jangling] 36 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:02,580 Sarah, please don't do this. 37 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:05,500 You can leave your stuff here until you find someone else. 38 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:06,540 I love you. 39 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:10,020 [window slams] 40 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:17,980 [music playing] 41 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:22,460 MAN: The weekend starts here. 42 00:01:34,540 --> 00:01:35,340 Excuse me. 43 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:36,220 Excuse me. 44 00:01:36,340 --> 00:01:37,780 Do you mind if I sit here? 45 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:39,380 No, no. 46 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,340 OK, thanks. 47 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:47,500 What are you looking for? 48 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:48,580 What have you got? 49 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:52,060 What have you got? 50 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:57,860 No, I meant what are you looking for? 51 00:01:57,980 --> 00:01:58,980 So. 52 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:00,660 I thought you were a drug dealer. 53 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:01,740 Oh, thanks. 54 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,220 That's all right. 55 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:04,100 No. 56 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:05,300 A flat. 57 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:07,020 Oh, all right. 58 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:08,300 Yeah. 59 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,740 Stay with these mates. Sort of mates. 60 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:11,220 They're not really mates, just people that I met. 61 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,180 I squat. 62 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,060 But I didn't mean to squat. 63 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:16,700 I moved into squat with them, which is fine. 64 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:18,460 And are even interested? 65 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:22,660 Anyway, there was this guy, and I don't even know. 66 00:02:22,780 --> 00:02:25,260 Well, I suppose, no. 67 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:26,900 Really, what happened was-- 68 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:30,060 no, the thing rather confront, I thought. 69 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:31,300 Skip to the end. 70 00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:32,620 So I'm moving out. 71 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:34,980 I see. 72 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:36,380 I hate flat hunting. 73 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,580 Yeah, I do not envy you at all. 74 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:44,700 Could I borrow that after you? 75 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:45,580 Yeah. 76 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,580 Do you mind if I sit here? 77 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,700 Oh, no. 78 00:02:57,820 --> 00:02:58,780 Any luck? 79 00:02:58,900 --> 00:02:59,660 No. 80 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:00,660 It's only days yet. 81 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:01,580 So. 82 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:05,300 [music playing] 83 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:06,900 WOMAN: [SINGING] Getting to know you. 84 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,660 Getting to know all about you. 85 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:19,740 Getting to like you, getting to hope you like me. 86 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:21,020 Hi. 87 00:03:21,140 --> 00:03:22,060 How's it going? 88 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:22,940 Same as always. 89 00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:26,340 That bad, huh? 90 00:03:26,460 --> 00:03:29,300 [music playing] 91 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:52,140 I can't do this anymore! 92 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:55,140 Don't-- whoa there, pickle. 93 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:58,540 Every morning I wake up and it's the same. 94 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:01,860 I get out a pen and paper, I circle them all, 95 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,740 and then I phone them, only to discover 96 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:08,780 they've been taken by a bunch of fucking psychic house hunters. 97 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,340 Well you know, you've only looked at a few. 98 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:14,940 And they've all been mole-infested rat holes. 99 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:16,780 I'm in the same boat, you know? 100 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:18,820 You don't see me crying. 101 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:21,660 [sobbing] 102 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:33,540 I didn't see that one. 103 00:04:33,660 --> 00:04:35,660 MAN: Spacious 2 bedroom apartment, fully furnished, 104 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:36,620 90 pounds a week. 105 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,140 Professional couple only. 106 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:42,100 Why! 107 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:43,460 Why? 108 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:46,060 Why? 109 00:04:46,180 --> 00:04:48,540 You could also pretend. 110 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:49,820 What do you mean? 111 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:50,900 Have you got any homeless male friends? 112 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:58,500 I do have one homeless male friend. 113 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:07,820 OK. 114 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,220 You were born in Highgate to John and Julie Bisley, 115 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:11,260 the 17th of September, 1974. 116 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:12,700 Right. 117 00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:13,900 You've got a little sister, Katie, 118 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,580 who once used all your Batman comics 119 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,380 to decorate her carpool cart. 120 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,900 And unable to salvage the comics, 121 00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:21,140 you drove the car into the bond, hitting your head 122 00:05:21,260 --> 00:05:22,260 on the concrete foundation, which 123 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:23,900 is where you got your scar. 124 00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:27,580 You've got a best friend called Mike, who's a weapons expert. 125 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:28,460 [cat shrieks] 126 00:05:28,580 --> 00:05:30,740 Yes! 127 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:32,220 Yeah. 128 00:05:32,340 --> 00:05:34,100 You have a potentially fatal allergy to Brazil nuts. 129 00:05:34,220 --> 00:05:35,260 Yes. 130 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:37,620 I have no memory of Christmas, 1979. 131 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:39,900 Mind you, I have no memory of Christmas 1994, either. 132 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:40,820 Oh, why not? 133 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:42,820 - I don't know. - Right. 134 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:43,940 [shutter snapping] 135 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:45,580 You're an aspiring graphic artist, 136 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,100 and hope one day to work for-- 137 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:48,740 Dark Star Comics. 138 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:51,460 Your work today includes a sleeve design on your sister's 139 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:53,660 boyfriend's brother's bread. 140 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:55,340 You supplement the 50 quid that you 141 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:59,340 got from that by working part time in a comic shop 142 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,620 called Fantasy Bazaar. 143 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:02,140 Yeah, I'm the assistant manager. 144 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:03,700 Oh, how many people work for you? 145 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:04,700 It's just me and Bilbo. 146 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:05,820 WOMAN: Who's Bilbo? 147 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:07,180 He's the manager. 148 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,700 You're not one of those sci-fi nerds, are you? 149 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:10,300 No. 150 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:11,740 You don't spend your evening on the internet discussing 151 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:13,780 symbolism and the "X-Files?" - Look. 152 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,500 Modern science fiction can be pretty interesting. 153 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:17,180 The thoughts and speculations of our contemporaries 154 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:20,260 have probably never been closer to the truth. 155 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,820 [high-pitched mumbling] 156 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:24,300 Right. 157 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:26,420 Your preferred mode of transport is skateboarding. 158 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:28,700 You like music, pubbing, and regularly masturbate over 159 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:29,620 images of Gillian Anderson. 160 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:31,220 Who told you that? 161 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:32,380 It was a joke. 162 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:33,980 Yeah, well FHM voted her most sexy 163 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:35,460 woman in the world in 1996. 164 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:36,380 What about you? 165 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,020 I wasn't playing. 166 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:39,500 You recently split up with your girlfriend 167 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:41,100 who got off with a friend of yours called Duane. 168 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:43,060 He is not my friend. 169 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:44,500 Well, we don't need to talk about that. 170 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:45,820 I mean, we can if you want. 171 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:47,260 Because obviously it hit you hard. 172 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:49,620 No. 173 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,740 You prefer I'm a tight lipped compound, as opposed 174 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:52,740 to the box. 175 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:54,580 Is all this really necessary? 176 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:56,220 Well, yes. 177 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:57,500 What if we're asked a number of intimate personal questions? 178 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:58,500 We're supposed to be a couple. 179 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:00,060 Come on, do me. 180 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:01,700 MAN: OK. 181 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:05,580 You were born in Richmond in 1975 to Ben and Emily Steiner. 182 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:07,460 You have a brother and sister, older and younger, 183 00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:08,900 respectively. 184 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:10,100 You graduated from Kingston Poly. 185 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,020 University. 186 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:12,220 Whatever. 187 00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:13,940 In 1996, with a degree in humanities, 188 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,340 for which you received a third. 189 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:17,660 Which is fine, which is why I expected here. 190 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:19,300 Michelle, from my standards, got a third. 191 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:20,580 Did you know that? 192 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:21,580 Anyway, it's not the grade that matters. 193 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,500 It's being there that counts. 194 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:24,660 OK. 195 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:25,700 You have a boyfriend called Richard, 196 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,140 who is studying in hell. - Hull. 197 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:28,140 Hull. 198 00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:29,860 We're not going to mention him. 199 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:31,100 You want to be a journalist, but you 200 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:32,500 haven't quite tried that yet. 201 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,820 And your best friend is called Twist, 202 00:07:34,940 --> 00:07:37,620 and she works in fashion. 203 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:38,940 Uh, yeah. 204 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,980 You've got no skincare routine to speak of. 205 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:44,380 You're scared of mice and spiders. 206 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:47,300 Oh so much greater is your fear that one day the two species 207 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:50,340 will cross breed to form an all powerful race of mice spiders 208 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:51,860 who will immobilize human beings and giant 209 00:07:51,980 --> 00:07:53,420 webs in order to steal cheese. 210 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:54,660 I never said that. 211 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:55,620 It would be good though, wouldn't it? 212 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:56,980 - I don't know. - All right. 213 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,260 That's it. - Oh, all right. 214 00:07:58,380 --> 00:07:59,740 By the way, my name is Daisy. - I'm Tim. 215 00:07:59,860 --> 00:08:00,700 All right. 216 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:05,420 [camera clicks] - Hey. 217 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:06,580 What's that for? 218 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:07,740 I was thinking we'd do that thing. 219 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:08,740 You know, like that film with Annie 220 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:10,420 McDowell and Gerard Depardieu. 221 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:12,340 You know, where they get married so that she can keep her house, 222 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:14,020 and he can get, um, an American work permit. 223 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:14,940 A green card? 224 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:15,860 Yeah. 225 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:16,780 What's it called? 226 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:17,980 I don't know. 227 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:20,980 [music playing] 228 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:32,460 That should do it. 229 00:08:36,060 --> 00:08:37,420 I think this is it. 230 00:08:37,540 --> 00:08:38,420 583. 231 00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:46,900 583. 232 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:48,900 583, 583. 233 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:50,900 583. 234 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:52,900 [doorbell buzzes] 235 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:54,580 I thought what we had for your fifth birthday. 236 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,820 A miniature drum kit. 237 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:56,900 Miniature drum kit. 238 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,420 OK. 239 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,220 [doorbell buzzes] - Hey, hey! 240 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,300 - I don't want to seem to pushy. - All right. 241 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,180 [doorbell buzzes] 242 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,620 Come on. 243 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:11,020 Oh, [inaudible]. 244 00:09:11,140 --> 00:09:13,460 Hi we're. 245 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:14,380 A couple. 246 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:22,820 TIM BISLEY: Oh yes, very nice. 247 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:23,820 It's a great flat. 248 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,420 Tim got a miniature drumkit for his fifth birthday. 249 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:31,620 You what? 250 00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:34,540 What's through there? 251 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:38,220 This is the guest bedroom, which you can use for storage, 252 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:39,820 or utilities. 253 00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:41,700 Or if the pair of you want to bring another little life 254 00:09:41,820 --> 00:09:44,700 into the world. 255 00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:46,340 Yeah, it's perfect for a child. 256 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:47,820 Yeah. 257 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:48,740 Homey. 258 00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:49,620 Yeah, homey. 259 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:50,540 Homey. 260 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:51,660 It's very homey. 261 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:52,900 What's this? 262 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:55,740 [screaming] 263 00:09:58,260 --> 00:10:00,700 We finished cleaning the cupboards, Mrs. Klein. 264 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:01,620 Oh. 265 00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:02,860 Did it take you long? 266 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:03,780 Yes. 267 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,700 It took forever. 268 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:07,540 And ever. 269 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:08,460 And ever. 270 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,260 It's [inaudible]. 271 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:22,900 So. 272 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,100 What do you both do for a living. 273 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:25,020 Journalist. 274 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:26,340 Graphic artist. 275 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,500 Lovely. 276 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:29,340 You working? 277 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:30,260 What? 278 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,260 Working? 279 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,380 Earning money, cash. - Yes. 280 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:33,220 - Yes. - Yes. 281 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:35,580 Yes, we're very-- 282 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,820 Busy. 283 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:41,260 For all your comic needs, Fancy Bazaar. 284 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:42,140 Oh, yeah, yeah. 285 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:43,060 We're very, very, busy. 286 00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:43,940 Yeah. 287 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:44,900 Woo. 288 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,500 That's what it sounds like. 289 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:48,100 We're so busy. TIM BISLEY: I don't sleep 290 00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:49,180 DAISY STEINER: He does not. 291 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,180 No, that's an exaggeration. 292 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:51,580 But we are very busy. 293 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,340 Very busy. 294 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:57,580 So how long have you been together? 295 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,660 Five years, eight months, three days. 296 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:00,580 Ow. 297 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:10,020 Well, you can move in when you're ready. 298 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:14,740 Really? 299 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:16,260 Yup. 300 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:17,660 Don't you want to see our photos? 301 00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:21,980 Come here, you. 302 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:36,620 Right. 303 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:37,500 How's it going? 304 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,940 I'm off. 305 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:44,060 I'm out of here. 306 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:45,580 I'll probably give you a call, actually, 307 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:46,780 about bills and stuff. 308 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:47,660 Oh. 309 00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:49,580 We haven't got a phone. 310 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,220 So. 311 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:52,380 Well, that's it, then. I'm off. 312 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,300 I'm going. 313 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:54,380 Bye. Bye. 314 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,260 Bye. 315 00:11:58,820 --> 00:12:00,180 Bye. 316 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,660 Bye. 317 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:06,100 [door closes] 318 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:12,020 Sir. 319 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:21,940 This is you. 320 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:22,820 Thanks. 321 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,780 Right. Right. 322 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,180 Do you have a phone number, in case I need to contact 323 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,460 you about bills and stuff? - Uh. 324 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:31,420 I'm not sure actually. 325 00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:33,980 Daisy is on that. - Daisy? 326 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:34,900 Yeah. 327 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,500 Who's Daisy. 328 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,220 She's a girl I'm moving in with? 329 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,140 What Do. 330 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,420 You mean? 331 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:41,300 When did you meet her? 332 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,700 About two weeks ago. 333 00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:46,100 And you're about to move in with her? 334 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:46,980 Yeah. 335 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,420 Yeah. 336 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,060 And you've got absolutely no right to be upset. 337 00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:51,940 OK, you're the one that ended this. 338 00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:53,780 You're the one seeing someone else. 339 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,380 You know, I'll got to go on with my own life. 340 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,780 And I'm sorry if that upsets you. 341 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,540 It's just the way it is. 342 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,460 You can't dangle the bogus carrot 343 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,540 of possible reconciliation in front of my face 344 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:05,900 while riding some other donkey, you know? 345 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,660 I mean, I'm moving on, Sarah. 346 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:12,780 If you don't like that, that's too bad. 347 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,100 Do you love her? 348 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:15,260 What? 349 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,140 Do you love her? 350 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,380 No, of course I don't love her. 351 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,860 I love you. 352 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:24,980 Nobody, no matter how fervently they insist, 353 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,660 could ever love you as much as I do. 354 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:28,540 OK. 355 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:52,460 [FOREIGN ACCENT] Hey. 356 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:53,980 Crazy looking naked girl with no nipples, 357 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,860 what are you doing here? 358 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:57,740 Cover yourself up, love. 359 00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:58,660 Come on. 360 00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:00,020 Cover yourself up. 361 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,700 [bump sound] 362 00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:02,620 Tim? 363 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,540 [heartbeat sound] 364 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:10,980 Tim? 365 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:38,700 [screaming] 366 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,140 What are you doing? 367 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:41,060 Tim. 368 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,500 Ah. 369 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,700 I was just cleaning, and, um, did you see this? 370 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,020 Because I'm going to change the table. 371 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:49,140 Anyway, you don't like it, do you? 372 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:50,660 Anyway. 373 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:52,140 I heard a noise, and I thought it was you, because I 374 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:53,380 was talking to myself. 375 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,540 And anyway, BT called. 376 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:56,940 And we've been connected. 377 00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:58,060 So do want tea? 378 00:14:58,180 --> 00:14:59,060 You know, I like this room. 379 00:14:59,180 --> 00:14:59,940 It's lovely. 380 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:01,340 I like what you've-- 381 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,260 the part we've done. 382 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,140 OK. 383 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,140 Do you want a cup of tea? 384 00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:05,300 Noise? 385 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,540 I just-- you know, I heard a noise. 386 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:08,740 So I thought I would just have a look. 387 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:09,740 Yeah, so. 388 00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:11,100 Have you just heard about BT? 389 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:12,700 Yeah, we've been connected. 390 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,100 I was just investigating. 391 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,060 TIM BISLEY: All right. 392 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,180 Playing Scooby Doo? 393 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,420 Yeah. 394 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:20,020 I was always Daphne when I was little. 395 00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:20,940 Who were you? 396 00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:22,300 Freddie, obviously. 397 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,100 Freddie, yeah. 398 00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:25,740 Now look at us. 399 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:29,140 [music playing] 400 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,580 TIM BISLEY: And this guy has called The Bear. 401 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:40,500 Right? 402 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,260 He's like a mutant. 403 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:43,740 He's essentially a nice guy. 404 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,500 But he's driven to violence by society and habits. 405 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:47,420 Right. 406 00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:49,140 Who is that then? 407 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:50,380 TIM BISLEY: That's Doctor Mandrake. 408 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,580 - Doctor Mandrake? - Docktor Mandrake. 409 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,700 It's got a k in it. 410 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,860 Kind of a mad scientist, yeah OK? 411 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:57,260 And he invented this steroid called oxyphermalcahyde, 412 00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,260 and he tested it on this orphan kid. 413 00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:01,180 But it didn't work, did it? 414 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,740 So he chucked out all his research, 415 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,900 chucked the kid out onto the street, and but get this. 416 00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,540 Here's the thing. 417 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,380 When the kid reached puberty, the dormant oxyphermalcahyde 418 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,620 in his bloodstream interrupted his DNA coding, 419 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,340 and he mutated into the bear. 420 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:15,180 So now Dr. Mandrake has dedicated his entire life 421 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,500 to capturing The Bear to rediscover the effects 422 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:20,220 of oxyphermalcahyde. 423 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:22,940 So why didn't the doctor just make 424 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:23,860 the oxyphermalcahyde again? 425 00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:32,660 Well, because he invented it by accident, didn't he? 426 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:35,020 And these mutants here, they are like mistakes 427 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:37,980 he's made as he's tried to recreate the serum. 428 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,340 And you like, see that guy's got a really big head. 429 00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:45,220 So do you like my comic? 430 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:46,220 Yeah. 431 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,500 Oh, that reminds me, actually. 432 00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:49,940 I was talking to Marcia about the rubbish. 433 00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:52,220 And she says the door downstairs opens out to the backyard, 434 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:55,740 so we have to take it downstairs to the basement. 435 00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:59,020 Oh, well I'll take those bin bags down there tonight. 436 00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:00,580 Oh, do you want another cup of tea? 437 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:01,460 Oh, no thanks. 438 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:02,660 12 is my limit. 439 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,060 [door opening] 440 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:13,420 Hello? 441 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,100 Hello? 442 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:30,300 Hello. 443 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,580 Daisy, this is Brian. 444 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:39,660 Oh, hi Do you rent downstairs? 445 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,460 Do you mean, am I gay? 446 00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:43,140 DAISY STEINER: What? 447 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:44,820 Do you mean, am I gay? 448 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,140 No, no. 449 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:48,860 I mean, are you renting the downstairs flat? 450 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:49,780 Oh, right. 451 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,860 Yup, sort of. 452 00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:54,020 Are you gay? 453 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:54,940 What? 454 00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:57,420 Are you gay? 455 00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,140 Eh. 456 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,060 All right. 457 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,220 Would you like a glass of wine or something? 458 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,940 Yeah, I can't stay long. 459 00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:12,100 DAISY STEINER: And he invited me back to stay with his family 460 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,540 in Istanbul. 461 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,460 And you know, I didn't like to say no, you know. 462 00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:18,300 But his sisters kept me in the house all day, 463 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:21,780 and made me eat green eggs, and watch Turkish television. 464 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:26,460 So I had to escape through the window in the small toilet. 465 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:29,660 Hopefully, I'll get some publishers interested. 466 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:35,260 What do you do, Brian? 467 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,060 I'm an artist. 468 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:38,420 I'm an artist. 469 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:39,420 Oh. 470 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:40,820 What kind of thing do you do? 471 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:41,820 Anger. 472 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:45,220 [screaming] 473 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,260 Pain. 474 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,700 Ow! 475 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:52,140 Fear. 476 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,100 [bells jingling] 477 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,540 Oh. 478 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,380 Aggression. 479 00:18:56,500 --> 00:19:00,260 [clock ticking] 480 00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:04,540 Watercolors, or? 481 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:07,300 It's a bit more complex than that. 482 00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:09,220 Tim does cartoons. 483 00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:10,700 It's a bit more complex than that. 484 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,340 Processing concept and substance, trying to create 485 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:19,060 string in independent forms. 486 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,340 Like sausages? 487 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,460 See, contemporary art is a dirty plate, 488 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:25,420 heaped with worthless junk food, and I 489 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,460 want something more nourishing. 490 00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:29,980 Like sausages? 491 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,420 [bumping noise] 492 00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,860 [muffled voices] 493 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:35,780 [footsteps] 494 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:36,740 What's that? 495 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:40,020 It's Amber, Marcia's daughter. 496 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:42,460 [knocking at door] 497 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:44,060 Marcia. 498 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:47,140 Don't ask her if she wants to talk. 499 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:57,540 It was the fucking dog. 500 00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:03,060 It was like the dog was some kind of replacement. 501 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:05,460 We used to let her sleep in the bed. 502 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,300 Actually, in the bed. 503 00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:10,300 Sometimes, I used to wonder. 504 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:15,700 Anyway, eventually I decided it was the dog or me. 505 00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:17,020 And he chose the dog. 506 00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:21,420 Bitch. 507 00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:22,380 [phone rings] 508 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,620 Ah, Sarah. 509 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,260 - Sarah? - Sarah. 510 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,140 I'm here. 511 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,060 I'm here. 512 00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:28,980 It's OK. 513 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,980 It's his pet name for me. 514 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,340 Hmm. 515 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:33,860 Where does that come from? 516 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:36,100 My ex-girlfriend. 517 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:37,180 Hello? 518 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,940 - It's me, Richard. - Hello. 519 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:42,580 I got your phone number from your mom. 520 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,580 How is it going? 521 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,500 Oh, fine. 522 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,460 You know, good. 523 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,780 Thanks. 524 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,660 What's the flat like? 525 00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:51,340 Very nice. 526 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:52,740 Cool. 527 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,740 Listen, I've been thinking. 528 00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:57,060 You know, wondering about that Tim guy you've moved in with. 529 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,060 Yes. 530 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,340 Look, I can't really talk now. 531 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,220 OK. 532 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:03,340 There's some people here. 533 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:04,260 OK. 534 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:05,740 OK, OK. 535 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:08,220 [SOUTHERN AMERICAN ACCENT] I love you, Daisy Duke. 536 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:10,220 I love you too, Boss Hug. 537 00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:11,900 I can't hear you. 538 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,460 I love you too, Boss Hogg. 539 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:15,340 Bye. 540 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,540 That was Boss Hogg. 541 00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:30,340 How long have you been together. 542 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:34,220 Five years, eight months, three days. 543 00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:37,900 That's what you said two days ago. 544 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,300 Shit. 545 00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:41,220 [string music] 546 00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:42,540 [heart beating] 547 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:44,140 Times like this, I wish I was telepathic. 548 00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:45,300 Don't you, Tim. 549 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:46,260 Oh, damn. 550 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:52,100 Daisy and I have two anniversaries. 551 00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:53,580 Don't we, daisy? 552 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,980 OK. 553 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,820 Daisy takes it from the first time we kissed. 554 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,980 I take it from the first time we were physically 555 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,700 intimate with each other. 556 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,060 Oh, that is sweet. 557 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:04,580 Whose is it today, then? 558 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:05,460 It's Daisy's. 559 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:07,620 Mine. 560 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:10,420 So you had sex before you kissed? 561 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:11,940 Shit. 562 00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:12,820 Yeah. 563 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:13,740 Yeah. 564 00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:20,140 Happy anniversary. 565 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:26,180 Well, good night. 566 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:29,220 Are you going to keep the table here, 'cause I think it works 567 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,540 better placed by the window. 568 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,580 It's up to you, though, really. 569 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:33,860 Isn't it? 570 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:35,660 It's your flat now. 571 00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:37,580 Yes. 572 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,020 Good night, Brian. 573 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:39,900 Good night. 574 00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:53,100 Are you? 575 00:22:58,180 --> 00:22:58,980 No. 576 00:22:59,100 --> 00:22:59,860 Thanks. 577 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:00,860 See you later. 578 00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:06,580 [door shuts] 579 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:08,020 DAISY STEINER: That was close. 580 00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:10,820 You're telling me. 581 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:16,860 Well, didn't get much unpacking done, did we? 582 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,300 No. 583 00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:21,460 Well. 584 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:22,900 Well. 585 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:23,860 Well, well, well. 586 00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:27,420 Well, well, well. 587 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,420 Good night. 588 00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:30,340 OK. 589 00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:31,220 Night. 590 00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:32,580 [inaudible]. 591 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:35,060 Yeah. 592 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,460 Well done, today. 593 00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:37,820 That's good. 594 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:39,300 I'm knackered. 595 00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:40,300 Me too. 596 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:43,820 So, goodnight. 597 00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:44,700 Oh. 598 00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:51,860 OK. 599 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:52,780 Go on. 600 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:53,740 Night.