1 00:00:07,766 --> 00:00:10,634 ♪ 我要去南方 公園，我要享受一段時光♪ 2 00:00:10,736 --> 00:00:12,369 ♪ 到處都是友善的面孔 ♪ 3 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,521 ♪ 謙虛的人，沒有誘惑 ♪ 4 00:00:14,607 --> 00:00:17,774 ♪ 去南方公園， 會把我的煩惱拋在腦後♪ 5 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:19,443 ♪ 白天或晚上都有充足的停車位 ♪ 6 00:00:19,528 --> 00:00:21,244 ♪ 人們大聲喊道：「你好，鄰居！」♪ 7 00:00:21,347 --> 00:00:24,481 ♪ 前往南方公園， 看看我是否能放鬆一下♪ 8 00:00:24,583 --> 00:00:27,584 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm！ Mrph rmhmhm rm！ ♪ 9 00:00:27,686 --> 00:00:30,915 ♪ 來南方公園吧 並認識我的一些朋友 ♪ 10 00:00:31,038 --> 00:00:33,398 rickSG 的同步與修正 www.addic7ed.com 11 00:00:34,766 --> 00:00:37,901 沒有人是安全的。沒有人可以 躲避這些怪物。 12 00:00:38,003 --> 00:00:41,555 網路巨魔確實是 社會的掠奪者。 13 00:00:41,657 --> 00:00:43,290 身為父母，我們很難相信 14 00:00:43,392 --> 00:00:45,859 我們的孩子正在做 這些東西都在網路上。 15 00:00:45,961 --> 00:00:48,094 這就是為什麼我一直 要求過來和你說話 16 00:00:48,180 --> 00:00:49,729 關於那個一直在惡搞的學生 17 00:00:49,848 --> 00:00:52,883 你的學校留言板。 18 00:00:52,968 --> 00:00:56,803 這個巨魔只被稱為 Skankhunt42。 19 00:00:56,922 --> 00:01:00,557 我們相信他很可能是 這裡的一名男學生， 20 00:01:00,642 --> 00:01:03,793 自從他最喜歡的 目標似乎是女性。 21 00:01:03,879 --> 00:01:08,248 在這裡，你可以看到海蒂特納的母親 照片中陰莖含在她嘴裡 22 00:01:08,367 --> 00:01:11,674 在她為女兒辯護之後 有權不聽國歌。 23 00:01:13,538 --> 00:01:16,840 從此以後，這個孩子就被 在整個網路上進行惡搞， 24 00:01:16,925 --> 00:01:19,542 造訪留言板和社群媒體 25 00:01:19,678 --> 00:01:21,678 並充滿惡毒的評論 26 00:01:21,763 --> 00:01:23,713 和充滿仇恨的垃圾。 27 00:01:23,799 --> 00:01:25,715 但拖釣是在 與青少年一起崛起， 28 00:01:25,801 --> 00:01:28,018 我們都需要來 一起阻止它。 29 00:01:28,103 --> 00:01:31,688 我們需要每個家長都看看 尋找自己孩子身上的跡象。 30 00:01:31,773 --> 00:01:34,057 為了讓我們找到 這些神秘的怪物， 31 00:01:34,192 --> 00:01:36,526 我們需要所有的父母捫心自問 32 00:01:36,612 --> 00:01:40,113 “我的孩子會是巨魔嗎？” 33 00:01:42,618 --> 00:01:45,785 天哪，孩子們 現在有能力。 34 00:01:45,904 --> 00:01:48,538 會有怎樣的仇恨 進入那個孩子的心裡？ 35 00:01:48,624 --> 00:01:49,906 好吧，你永遠不知道。 36 00:01:50,042 --> 00:01:51,364 可能是某個人剛剛... 37 00:01:51,365 --> 00:01:55,235 有點覺得攪拌很有趣 鍋子裡，看著每個人都嚇壞了。 38 00:01:55,714 --> 00:01:59,249 呃，你知道，也許 事實上這一點都不好笑 39 00:01:59,384 --> 00:02:02,385 讓它對孩子們來說有點有趣。 40 00:02:02,471 --> 00:02:05,422 天哪，我-我當然 不明白。 41 00:02:55,357 --> 00:02:56,973 老兄，這是怎麼回事？ 42 00:02:57,109 --> 00:02:58,308 你沒聽見嗎？ 43 00:02:58,393 --> 00:03:00,110 聽到什麼？發生了什麼事？ 44 00:03:00,195 --> 00:03:01,561 海蒂‧特納…她… 45 00:03:01,646 --> 00:03:03,363 她退出了推特。 46 00:03:03,482 --> 00:03:06,700 哦，不。 47 00:03:06,818 --> 00:03:08,284 昨天放學後。 48 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:10,704 她寫了最後一則推文 那句話是“永遠再見” 49 00:03:10,822 --> 00:03:13,323 然後就永遠下車了。 50 00:03:14,659 --> 00:03:16,493 她會回來的。 51 00:03:16,578 --> 00:03:19,245 不，夥計，她扔了 她的手機在河裡。 52 00:03:19,331 --> 00:03:20,663 她……她走了。 53 00:03:20,749 --> 00:03:23,416 好吧，同學們，我 知道我們都在打交道 54 00:03:23,502 --> 00:03:25,668 失去了一位好朋友。 55 00:03:25,804 --> 00:03:30,256 我們必須接受海蒂的事實 不會再出現在社群媒體上。 56 00:03:30,342 --> 00:03:32,892 我知道我們都會想念她的。麥凱？ 57 00:03:33,011 --> 00:03:35,845 我們會想念 看看她在做什麼 58 00:03:35,931 --> 00:03:39,733 想念她看到的那些愚蠢的照片 她和她的朋友的貼文。麥凱？ 59 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,020 但這就是可能發生的事情 當有人在網路上受到欺凌時 60 00:03:44,156 --> 00:03:46,356 以至於他們只是 不能再繼續下去了。 61 00:03:46,491 --> 00:03:49,359 我知道你們中的一些人 感到憤怒，我凱， 62 00:03:49,444 --> 00:03:51,411 你們中的一些人感到有點內疚 63 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:53,997 並詢問某事如何 這樣的事情可能會發生。 64 00:03:54,082 --> 00:03:56,866 但我們能為海蒂做的最好的事情 65 00:03:57,002 --> 00:03:59,702 是聚集在一起 朋友和學生。 66 00:03:59,838 --> 00:04:00,954 麥凱？ 67 00:04:01,039 --> 00:04:03,289 那現在為什麼我們不都 上推特吧，好吧， 68 00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:05,425 並發布一些推文 69 00:04:05,544 --> 00:04:07,043 我們喜歡海蒂，好嗎？ 70 00:04:09,047 --> 00:04:11,097 麥凱。哦，那太好了。 71 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:12,298 那很好。 72 00:04:13,602 --> 00:04:15,685 噢，那是一件好事，莎拉。嗯嗯。 73 00:04:15,771 --> 00:04:18,221 那是……那是一首美麗的詩。 74 00:04:18,306 --> 00:04:20,273 很好，巴特斯。 75 00:04:20,392 --> 00:04:22,725 哦，海蒂一定會非常喜歡這個。 76 00:04:22,861 --> 00:04:25,228 這很特別。麥凱？ 77 00:04:29,401 --> 00:04:32,952 好吧，我們現在可以同意嗎 78 00:04:33,071 --> 00:04:36,706 無論誰在做什麼 這需要停止嗎？ 79 00:04:36,792 --> 00:04:39,409 完全，你們。這個 已經走得夠遠了。 80 00:04:40,212 --> 00:04:42,162 女孩們真的很生我們的氣。 81 00:04:43,999 --> 00:04:47,584 所以今晚，無論是誰在做這件事 82 00:04:47,719 --> 00:04:49,803 不會再這樣做了。 83 00:04:49,921 --> 00:04:51,087 因為如果他這麼做了 84 00:04:51,223 --> 00:04:53,473 我們必須 對此做點什麼。 85 00:04:53,592 --> 00:04:54,924 你們聽到了嗎，夥伴們？ 86 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:56,976 今晚最好不要再發生這種事了。 87 00:04:57,095 --> 00:04:59,429 我是這麼認真的。 88 00:05:03,985 --> 00:05:05,568 艾克，我可以跟你談談嗎？ 89 00:05:07,105 --> 00:05:09,606 快點。拉開一張椅子。 90 00:05:12,711 --> 00:05:15,048 你知道，我們有一位偉大的父母 今晚在學校見面。 91 00:05:15,331 --> 00:05:17,364 而且，呃，顯然，有人 92 00:05:17,449 --> 00:05:22,586 瀏覽學校留言板 並將陰莖放入人們的嘴裡。 93 00:05:24,289 --> 00:05:26,790 而且無論當時是誰 引起了很大的反響， 94 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:29,159 所以他現在把陰莖 95 00:05:29,294 --> 00:05:31,828 人們口中都 透過互聯網和... 96 00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:34,548 他其實越來越出名了。 97 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:40,003 所以，安妮·傑金斯的母親 發起線上活動 98 00:05:40,088 --> 00:05:42,581 阻止網路惡搞 她和女兒的照片， 99 00:05:42,651 --> 00:05:44,341 你知道發生了什麼事嗎？ 100 00:05:44,426 --> 00:05:45,809 她嘴裡含著一根雞巴。 101 00:05:45,894 --> 00:05:48,261 好吧好吧我知道是這樣 只是男人幽默的東西。 102 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:49,763 你知道，我們可以在這裡嘲笑它， 103 00:05:49,848 --> 00:05:52,265 但這也很嚴重。 104 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,184 嗯，愛你，朋友。去睡覺吧。 105 00:05:54,269 --> 00:05:55,318 這是一個學校的夜晚。 106 00:05:57,522 --> 00:05:59,022 哦，嘿！ 107 00:05:59,157 --> 00:06:00,190 你跟他說話了嗎？ 108 00:06:00,325 --> 00:06:02,025 是啊是啊。我們聊了。很好。 109 00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:03,326 哦，那很好。 110 00:06:03,412 --> 00:06:06,913 是的，好吧，我最好去 完成我的一些工作。 111 00:06:07,032 --> 00:06:08,365 哦，對對對，是啊。 112 00:06:08,450 --> 00:06:09,583 是的，別等了。 113 00:06:09,701 --> 00:06:12,369 我會和 這些愚蠢的案例簡介。 114 00:06:12,454 --> 00:06:14,037 好的。晚安，傑拉德。 115 00:06:14,172 --> 00:06:16,089 晚上，親愛的。 116 00:06:46,738 --> 00:06:48,571 ♪ 我們要放一首歌給你聽 ♪ 117 00:06:48,657 --> 00:06:50,040 ♪ 一點搖滾樂 ♪ 118 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:56,834 _ 119 00:06:58,166 --> 00:06:59,799 ♪ 我們今天要下來 ♪ 120 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:04,077 _ 121 00:07:04,112 --> 00:07:04,838 ♪ 嘿嘿嘿 ♪ 122 00:07:04,923 --> 00:07:05,889 ♪ 呼！ ♪ 123 00:07:05,974 --> 00:07:07,424 ♪ 今晚下來 ♪ 124 00:07:07,425 --> 00:07:10,576 _ 125 00:07:10,901 --> 00:07:14,431 _ 126 00:07:15,817 --> 00:07:17,267 ♪ 抽煙 ♪ 127 00:07:17,352 --> 00:07:18,318 ♪ 抽煙 ♪ 128 00:07:18,437 --> 00:07:19,519 ♪ 我覺得很好，媽媽 ♪ 129 00:07:19,604 --> 00:07:21,271 ♪ 我不是開玩笑，是的 ♪ 130 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:50,300 ♪ 今天出發 ♪ 131 00:07:51,636 --> 00:07:55,188 ♪ 我們會來接你並帶你走 ♪ 132 00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:56,306 ♪ 呼！ ♪ 133 00:07:56,441 --> 00:07:58,141 ♪ 今晚下來 ♪ 134 00:07:58,226 --> 00:07:59,392 ♪ 不過沒關係 ♪ 135 00:08:09,371 --> 00:08:11,121 你應該看到了什麼 他說起我的母親 136 00:08:11,206 --> 00:08:12,706 在她的Instagram上！ 137 00:08:12,824 --> 00:08:15,325 一頁又一頁噁心的東西！ 138 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:17,377 這是對我們所有人的攻擊。 139 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,162 是時候讓孩子受苦了。 140 00:08:19,297 --> 00:08:21,414 它必須迅速而嚴肅。 141 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:24,000 我們必須發表聲明 南方公園裡的女孩們 142 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:26,386 不會得到治療 就像事後諸葛亮一樣！ 143 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:27,670 是的！是的！是的！是的！ 144 00:08:27,756 --> 00:08:29,973 這已經過去太久了 是時候做點什麼了！ 145 00:08:30,058 --> 00:08:31,558 是的！是的！是的！是的！ 146 00:08:32,895 --> 00:08:34,344 你認為他們在談論什麼？ 147 00:08:34,479 --> 00:08:36,179 他們正在談論 他們會怎樣抓到我們！ 148 00:08:36,264 --> 00:08:38,098 你怎麼認為？ ！那是 現在世界是怎麼運作的！ 149 00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:39,682 你會因為以下原因而受到指責 你所屬的群體， 150 00:08:39,768 --> 00:08:41,851 即使你什麼也沒做！ 151 00:08:41,937 --> 00:08:43,723 我們拿他怎麼辦？ ！ 152 00:08:43,866 --> 00:08:47,107 女孩們想見卡特曼 受到懲罰，所以我們必須證明是他！ 153 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:48,858 我們永遠無法證明 那，你知道的。 154 00:08:48,994 --> 00:08:50,026 我們必須讓他停下來。 155 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:52,078 他不會停下來的！ 他熱愛這一切！ 156 00:08:52,197 --> 00:08:53,613 他想讓女孩們傷害我們！ 157 00:08:53,698 --> 00:08:56,199 - 那我們就結束吧。 - 你是什麼意思？ 158 00:08:56,334 --> 00:09:00,120 卡特曼是造成 我們所有的問題，始終如此。 159 00:09:00,205 --> 00:09:02,372 我們都知道必須做什麼。 160 00:09:05,293 --> 00:09:07,594 我們又不是沒有 之前談過， 161 00:09:07,712 --> 00:09:09,679 kulolera momwe ife tikanachitira izo. 162 00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:11,848 Eya, koma osati ngati ife tikanachita izo kwenikweni. 163 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:14,100 Clyde kulondola. 164 00:09:14,219 --> 00:09:15,718 Stan, sungakhale kuganiza ... 165 00:09:15,804 --> 00:09:17,220 Kodi tikuchitanso chiyani, Kyle? 166 00:09:17,305 --> 00:09:19,639 Inu mukudziwa bwino kuposa aliyense chomwe iye ali chilombo. 167 00:09:19,724 --> 00:09:21,691 Anakankhira aliyense kutali. 168 00:09:21,777 --> 00:09:23,443 Ndi iye kapena ife. 169 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:27,397 Kodi tili serious kulankhula za kuchita izi? 170 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:29,149 Kodi ife tingakhoze bwanji kuchoka nazo izo? 171 00:09:30,368 --> 00:09:32,702 Timachita kuthengo. 172 00:09:32,788 --> 00:09:34,654 Ndikudziwa momwe ndingamufikitsire kuti apite. 173 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:39,659 'Pepani, abale? 174 00:09:40,829 --> 00:09:42,045 Ndikaweruka kusukulu, 175 00:09:42,130 --> 00:09:45,298 tipita kwathu kanyumba ka amalume kunkhalango. 176 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:48,418 Tikhala ndi phwando logona ndikusewera "Counterstrike" usiku wonse 177 00:09:48,503 --> 00:09:50,136 popanda wina wotivutitsa. 178 00:09:51,039 --> 00:09:52,338 Mukunena zowona?! 179 00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:54,140 Usiku wonse broship Phwando la "Counterstrike"?! 180 00:09:54,259 --> 00:09:55,225 Ndizokoma kwambiri! 181 00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:56,843 Amalume anu Kodi muli ndi Wi-Fi yabwino? 182 00:09:57,646 --> 00:10:00,930 Inde, koma musanene aliyense kumene mukupita. 183 00:10:01,016 --> 00:10:04,104 Ife sitikufuna kuti akuluakulu adziwe chifukwa padzakhala zakudya zopanda thanzi. 184 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:07,153 Abale! Mwamwayi, ndizodabwitsa kwambiri! 185 00:10:07,272 --> 00:10:10,156 Uwu ukhala usiku wabwino koposa! 186 00:10:11,619 --> 00:10:12,965 'Membala omenyera TIE? 187 00:10:13,104 --> 00:10:14,937 - O, 'membala Jawas? - 'Membala? 188 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,356 Hei, membala wa "Jurassic Park"? 189 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,024 Ooh, mumakonda "Jurassic Park"! 190 00:10:18,109 --> 00:10:19,158 'Membala Jeff Goldblum? 191 00:10:19,277 --> 00:10:21,577 O, ine ndi Jeff Goldblum. Iye anali wodabwitsa. 192 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:22,612 Ndimakonda Jeff Goldblum. 193 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:23,613 'Membala? 194 00:10:23,698 --> 00:10:25,448 Mmm... 195 00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:28,284 Sindingathe kuchita izi panonso! Sindingathe kuzilandira! 196 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,053 O, moni, Scott. 197 00:10:30,155 --> 00:10:33,289 Palibe amene amalabadira kwa ine! Palibe amene amasamala! 198 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,258 Ndikungofuna kuthetsa zonse! 199 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,293 Scott, chonde. Takambirana za izi. 200 00:10:37,379 --> 00:10:38,845 Simukufuna kusiya Twitter. 201 00:10:38,963 --> 00:10:41,297 Kulekeranji?! Aliyense akanatero sangalalani ngati nditatero! 202 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,850 - Ndani angakhale wokondwa? - Aliyense! 203 00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:45,852 Nanga makolo anu bwanji? 204 00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:48,304 Mukuganiza kuti akanatero bwanji mukumva ngati mutasiya Twitter? 205 00:10:48,390 --> 00:10:50,106 Sindikuganiza kuti akanazindikira! 206 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,974 Ndithudi iwo akanazindikira. 207 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,860 Angakhale achisoni, chabwino? 208 00:10:53,978 --> 00:10:55,311 Iwo angakhale achisoni. 209 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,814 Muli nazo zambiri patsogolo panu, Scott, 210 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,783 zolemba zambiri ndi ma tweets akadali patsogolo panu. 211 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:04,454 Simunayambe kuwona chiyani ochezera a pa Intaneti ayenera kukupatsani. 212 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:08,491 Inu simungakhoze^Inu simungakhoze ingothetsa zonse, osati tsopano. 213 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,493 Mukunena zowona. ndikuganiza ine sindikufuna kusiya Twitter. 214 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,879 Ndi zimenezotu, chabwino? 215 00:11:12,997 --> 00:11:14,414 Koma tsopano wabwerera kuno 216 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,716 nthawi iliyonse yomwe muli nayo maganizo oipa, kaya? 217 00:11:16,835 --> 00:11:18,418 Chabwino, zikomo. 218 00:11:21,573 --> 00:11:23,890 Twitter ingakhale yabwinoko popanda ine! Ndikusiya! 219 00:11:24,008 --> 00:11:25,508 Chabwino, tsopano, Scott ... 220 00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:28,144 Mfundo yake ndi chiyani?! Zabwino kuti ndingothetsa zonse tsopano! 221 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,680 Mayi. 222 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:45,194 Izi zikhala zabwino kwambiri, kumangocheza ndi abale, 223 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,997 kusewera "Counterstrike" zonse usiku wokha m'nkhalango. 224 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,582 Inu mwapopa, Chizindikiro? 225 00:11:49,701 --> 00:11:51,584 Inde, ndine wokondwa kwambiri. 226 00:11:51,703 --> 00:11:53,336 Ndichita mphamvu zazikulu. 227 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,121 Aliyense amene ali mu timu yanga adzakhumudwa. 228 00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:56,539 Laputopu yanga imathamanga kwambiri, sichichedwa konse. 229 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,508 Ndikhoza kudumpha mozungulira ngati mphamvu yamphamvu. 230 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,293 Ine ndikutsimikiza mudzatero. 231 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,430 Anyamata nonse mukuwoneka okoma mtima wa, monga, kuphulika. 232 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,715 Kodi zonse zili bwino? 233 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,467 Zonse zili bwino, Cartman. 234 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:10,269 Tifika posachedwa ngati mwina sitilankhula zambiri. 235 00:12:10,388 --> 00:12:12,021 Chabwino, chabwino. 236 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,441 Tikupita kutali kusewera "Counterstrike." 237 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,642 Ndikuganiza kuti ndizotsekemera, komabe. 238 00:12:16,728 --> 00:12:18,444 Sipadzakhala akulu aliwonse kuti atiwonongere ife. 239 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,146 Kupitirira bwanji tsopano? 240 00:12:20,231 --> 00:12:21,731 Tatsala pang'ono kufika. 241 00:12:23,902 --> 00:12:26,068 Malowa ali ndi Wi-Fi yokoma, sichoncho? 242 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,537 Zikhala zabwino kwambiri. 243 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,908 Oo Mulungu wanga! 244 00:12:31,993 --> 00:12:33,826 Oo Mulungu wanga! Oo Mulungu wanga! 245 00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:35,044 Chavuta ndi chiyani? 246 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,914 Winawake amangoyendayenda tsamba lathu la kampeni. 247 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,166 Amangosiya ndemanga zoyipa, 248 00:12:40,251 --> 00:12:42,385 ndipo tsopano akundiukira ine ndekha. 249 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,720 Aa, musamulole kuti afike kwa inu. 250 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,923 Musati mumulole iye^Iye anatenga chithunzi ndinaika 251 00:12:47,008 --> 00:12:48,591 ndikuyika chigololo mkamwa mwanga! 252 00:12:48,676 --> 00:12:49,926 Ndani amachita zimenezo?! 253 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,094 Munthu amene mwina akukhalabe ndi amayi ake 254 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:53,429 ndipo amadzida yekha. 255 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,765 Iye mwachiwonekere alibe kanthu kabwino kamene kangachite. 256 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,568 Ingomusiyani kuti agwedezeke m’masautso ake. 257 00:13:02,690 --> 00:13:07,693 ♪ Ndinali kugona pa udzu wa Lamlungu m'mawa sabata yatha ♪ 258 00:13:07,779 --> 00:13:10,413 ♪ Kudzigonjetsera ndekha ♪ 259 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:12,999 Choka mumsewu, chitsiru! 260 00:13:13,117 --> 00:13:15,284 Pepani. Zoyipa zanga. 261 00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:18,454 Inu muyenera kukhala chitsiru kufuna kuvotera zinyalala zimenezo! 262 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,122 Mukunama?! Ndi chitsiru! 263 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,625 Mukuvotera zigawenga! 264 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,546 Osadandaula. 265 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,180 ♪ Mukaba kuwala kwanga kwa dzuwa ♪ 266 00:13:28,299 --> 00:13:31,300 ♪ Kuwonetsetsa kuti sindine wozama kwambiri ♪ 267 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,635 'Membala wa cantina? 268 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:33,803 O, ndine membala! 269 00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:35,054 'Membala owononga nyenyezi? 270 00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:36,522 Eya, ndinkakonda owononga nyenyezi! 271 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:37,974 'Membala? 272 00:13:38,059 --> 00:13:40,476 Ndili ndi kuponi kwa izo, nanenso. 273 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:43,446 Ndipo izo ndi zisanu ndi chimodzi $4 ndi kuponi iyi. 274 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,981 Pepani. 275 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:46,983 Ayi, chonde. Palibe vuto. 276 00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:48,484 ♪ Mukaba kuwala kwanga kwa dzuwa ♪ 277 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,237 ♪ Kuwala kwanga kwadzuwa ♪ 278 00:13:51,322 --> 00:13:52,822 ♪ Mukaba kuwala kwanga kwa dzuwa ♪ 279 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,324 ♪ Kuwala kwanga kwadzuwa ♪ 280 00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,912 Ndichita. 281 00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:02,715 Ndisiya Twitter. Ndikutanthauza nthawi ino. 282 00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:06,719 O, Scott, u, izo^Ndizo nthawi yayitali bwanji, chabwino? 283 00:14:06,838 --> 00:14:08,471 Onse amandiseka. 284 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,673 Sadzaseka ndikachita! 285 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,141 Ndiwawonetsa! 286 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,810 Chabwino, Scott. Lowani mkati. 287 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,605 O, bwana, ndi izi? 288 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,157 Izi ndizabwino. Kudzipatula. 289 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:31,360 Onani. Pali fosholo pafupi ndi dzenje lokumbidwa pansi. 290 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,447 M'bale, ndipamene tizisewera? 291 00:14:34,532 --> 00:14:36,282 Ndimayitana ma dibs mbali iyi. 292 00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:38,618 Kodi Wi-Fi imatchedwa chiyani? Kodi pali mawu achinsinsi? 293 00:14:41,873 --> 00:14:45,374 Ine sindikuziwona izo. Ine sindikuwona ikubwera pa laputopu yanga. 294 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,376 Sindikudziwa, ndikuganiza mwina Wi-Fi sikugwira ntchito. 295 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,212 Bokosi lili kuti? Inu muyenera kutero masulani ndikulumikizanso. 296 00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:51,464 Inu anyamata? 297 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:56,936 Anyamata inu...pali...palibe Wi-Fi. 298 00:14:57,055 --> 00:15:00,056 Atsikana adzachita chinachake chovuta kwa ife. 299 00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:03,726 Tiyenera kuchitapo kanthu m'manja mwathu. 300 00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:06,195 Ndinu chiyani? mukukamba za inu? 301 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,314 Mwadzibweretsera izi, Cartman. 302 00:15:08,399 --> 00:15:10,783 Pepani. 303 00:15:10,902 --> 00:15:12,618 Oo Mulungu wanga. 304 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,788 Oo Mulungu wanga. Anyamata inu muthyoka zinthu zanga zonse kotero sindingathe kulowa pa intaneti. 305 00:15:15,907 --> 00:15:18,240 Ingoyikani zinthu zanu tebulo ndi kubwerera mmbuyo. 306 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,626 Chonde! Chonde, musatero thyola zinthu zanga, anyamata inu! 307 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:23,079 Izi zili ngati ma Khrisimasi awiri ndi zinthu zamtengo wapatali! 308 00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:25,297 Inu anyamata simungachite izi! Chonde! 309 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:27,083 Tiyeni tingothana nazo. 310 00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:29,301 Ayi, musati muwachotse iwo ine! Osandiphwanya zinthu zanga! 311 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:31,087 Ine sindine Skankhunt! sindine! 312 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,213 Inu anyamata, inu mulibe kuchita izi. Simukuyenera kuchita izi. 313 00:15:33,352 --> 00:15:35,441 Titha kusewerabe "Counterstrike" ndikuyiwala chilichonse. 314 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:36,976 Oo Mulungu wanga. Palibe Wi-Fi. 315 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,444 Titha kugwiritsa ntchito foni yanga kupanga malo otentha! 316 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,779 Titha kusewerabe "Counterstrike"! 317 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,531 Zidzakhala zokoma! Inu anyamata bwerani chonde! 318 00:15:41,616 --> 00:15:43,149 - Chonde, simungathe! - Sindingathe kumvera izi. 319 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,117 Chonde, Clyde! Clyde, ndiwe bwenzi langa! 320 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,537 Chonde, inu ... mukudziwa Ndikufuna zinthu zanga! 321 00:15:47,622 --> 00:15:48,871 Tiyeni tingothana nazo! 322 00:15:48,957 --> 00:15:50,540 Ayi, chonde, ngati sindingathe kupeza pa intaneti, sindidzakhala ndi moyo! 323 00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,875 O, Mulungu! Ayi! Osatero! Osatero! Osatero! 324 00:15:52,961 --> 00:15:55,711 Oo Mulungu wanga! Oo Mulungu wanga! Oo Mulungu wanga! Oo Mulungu wanga! 325 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,256 Kodi ife tachita chiyani? 326 00:16:07,392 --> 00:16:09,008 Zomwe tidayenera kuchita. 327 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,617 O, Mulungu awononge izo. 328 00:16:19,703 --> 00:16:21,205 Uyenera kumandiseka. 329 00:16:23,874 --> 00:16:25,374 Uyu ndi Counselor Mackey. 330 00:16:25,459 --> 00:16:26,758 Kodi chikuchitika ndi chiyani, Scott? 331 00:16:26,877 --> 00:16:29,327 Ndikulumbira kwa Mulungu, ine ndichita nthawi ino. 332 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:31,596 Chabwino, Scott, tangoyesani kukhazika mtima pansi. 333 00:16:31,715 --> 00:16:33,098 Simukufuna kusiya Twitter. 334 00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:34,266 Chifukwa chiyani zili zofunika?! 335 00:16:34,385 --> 00:16:36,385 Anthu adzakhala osangalala kwambiri ndikadangochita! 336 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:38,437 Izo si zoona. Ayi wina angakhale wosangalala. 337 00:16:38,555 --> 00:16:40,939 Mwana wopusa uyu. Oo Mulungu wanga. 338 00:16:41,058 --> 00:16:43,058 Aliyense akuganiza kuti ndiwe mwana wamkulu, Scott. 339 00:16:43,193 --> 00:16:44,726 Ndinalankhula ndi bambo anga. 340 00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:47,396 Anati ndilibe mphamvu zochitira zimenezo. 341 00:16:47,531 --> 00:16:50,065 Chabwino, ngati nditasiya Twitter, angadandaule! 342 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:52,067 Chabwino, bwanji izi ... 343 00:16:52,202 --> 00:16:54,820 Basi, um, ndilonjezani inu sindisiya Twitter usikuuno, 344 00:16:54,905 --> 00:16:57,989 ndipo tikhoza...tikhoza kuyankhula mawa lonse mawa, chabwino? 345 00:16:58,075 --> 00:17:00,042 Ine? 346 00:17:00,127 --> 00:17:02,127 Sindikudziwa ngati nditero konzekerani usiku wonse! 347 00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:04,129 O, chifukwa chabodza. 348 00:17:04,248 --> 00:17:06,131 Ndimangomva ngati ndili m'mphepete mwa nyanja, 349 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,583 mukudziwa, ndikuthamangitsidwa ndi chidani, 350 00:17:08,669 --> 00:17:10,252 ndipo njira yokha yotulukira ndiyo kulumpha. 351 00:17:10,337 --> 00:17:11,336 U-nhu. Mayi. 352 00:17:11,422 --> 00:17:12,971 Eya, pitirirani nazo. 353 00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:15,226 Ndimangoganizira za chiyani ana kusukulu angachite 354 00:17:15,261 --> 00:17:17,392 pamene adzandipeza ndasiya malo anga onse ochezera, 355 00:17:17,478 --> 00:17:20,262 monga potsiriza adzawona zowononga zonse zomwe achita. 356 00:17:20,347 --> 00:17:23,398 Mulungu akudalitseni. Ingochitani kale. 357 00:17:27,071 --> 00:17:29,438 ♪ ... kukutengerani kutali ♪ 358 00:17:29,523 --> 00:17:30,572 ♪ Uwu! ♪ 359 00:17:30,657 --> 00:17:32,524 ♪ Tsikani usikuuno ♪ 360 00:17:32,609 --> 00:17:34,943 ♪ Chabwino, chabwino! ♪ 361 00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:50,183 _ 362 00:17:53,797 --> 00:17:57,015 Wina troll Internet ndi kuwononga ma board board, 363 00:17:57,134 --> 00:17:59,134 nthawi ino kuukira Danish webusaiti 364 00:17:59,269 --> 00:18:00,719 kwa amayi omwe ali ndi khansa ya m'mawere. 365 00:18:00,804 --> 00:18:02,187 Ndinapanga nkhani. 366 00:18:02,306 --> 00:18:05,357 The troll, amene amadutsa dzina Skankhunt42... 367 00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:06,775 Inde! 368 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:08,527 Zachititsa kuti webusaitiyi yatsekedwa kwakanthawi. 369 00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:11,313 Golide wa Olimpiki wa Danish wopambana mendulo Fireja Ollengaurd, 370 00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:14,065 amene adayambitsa webusayiti, analankhula za zomwe zinachitika. 371 00:18:14,151 --> 00:18:15,650 Sindikudabwa. 372 00:18:15,736 --> 00:18:16,952 Sindine wachisoni. 373 00:18:17,037 --> 00:18:18,820 Sindikupatsa munthu wachisoni uyu 374 00:18:18,956 --> 00:18:20,956 undefined 375 00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:23,208 undefined 376 00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:25,544 undefined 377 00:18:25,662 --> 00:18:28,663 undefined undefined 378 00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:31,833 undefined 379 00:18:31,919 --> 00:18:33,251 undefined 380 00:18:33,337 --> 00:18:35,086 undefined 381 00:18:35,172 --> 00:18:36,555 undefined 382 00:18:56,076 --> 00:18:57,409 undefined 383 00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:58,527 undefined 384 00:18:58,612 --> 00:18:59,528 undefined 385 00:18:59,663 --> 00:19:01,329 undefined 386 00:19:01,415 --> 00:19:03,198 undefined 387 00:19:03,283 --> 00:19:04,416 undefined 388 00:19:04,535 --> 00:19:06,334 undefined 389 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,286 undefined 390 00:19:10,374 --> 00:19:13,341 undefined 391 00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:15,627 undefined 392 00:19:15,712 --> 00:19:17,929 undefined 393 00:19:19,933 --> 00:19:21,550 undefined 394 00:19:21,635 --> 00:19:23,385 undefined 395 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:25,220 undefined 396 00:19:25,305 --> 00:19:27,522 undefined undefined 397 00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:29,975 undefined 398 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,226 undefined 399 00:19:31,361 --> 00:19:33,361 undefined undefined 400 00:19:33,447 --> 00:19:35,230 undefined 401 00:19:35,315 --> 00:19:37,866 undefined undefined 402 00:19:37,951 --> 00:19:40,285 undefined 403 00:19:40,404 --> 00:19:43,321 undefined undefined 404 00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:46,374 undefined 405 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,493 undefined 406 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,639 undefined 407 00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:39,227 undefined 408 00:20:46,935 --> 00:20:49,640 undefined 409 00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:28,331 undefined 410 00:21:36,537 --> 00:21:41,993 undefined undefined