1 00:00:01,088 --> 00:00:04,791 _ 2 00:00:07,869 --> 00:00:10,737 ♪ Ndikupita ku South Park, ndikhala ndi nthawi ♪ 3 00:00:10,839 --> 00:00:12,539 ♪ Nkhope zaubwenzi kulikonse ♪ 4 00:00:12,641 --> 00:00:14,657 ♪ Anthu odzichepetsa opanda mayesero ♪ 5 00:00:14,776 --> 00:00:17,911 ♪ Pitani ku South Park, Ndisiya mavuto anga ♪ 6 00:00:17,996 --> 00:00:19,579 ♪ Kuyimitsidwa kokwanira masana kapena usiku ♪ 7 00:00:19,664 --> 00:00:21,381 ♪ Anthu akufuula, "wabwino, mnansi!" ♪ 8 00:00:21,483 --> 00:00:24,651 ♪ Kulowera ku South Park, ndiwona ngati sindingathe kumasuka ♪ 9 00:00:24,753 --> 00:00:27,720 ♪ Mph rmhmhm rm! Mph rmmhm rm! ♪ 10 00:00:27,823 --> 00:00:31,010 ♪ Tsikani ku South Park ndikukumana ndi abwenzi anga ♪ 11 00:00:31,011 --> 00:00:33,897 Kulunzanitsa ndi kukonza ndi rickSG www.addic7ed.com 12 00:00:34,369 --> 00:00:36,169 Moni, nonse, ndikulandilidwanso. 13 00:00:36,254 --> 00:00:38,421 Tikukhala ku South Park Elementary School, 14 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:40,373 komwe timu ya volleyball ya atsikana amderalo 15 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,408 yatsala pang'ono kuyamba ndi Jefferson Sabers. 16 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:43,843 Ndipo, Jim, ndi wodzaza. 17 00:00:43,928 --> 00:00:46,546 Khamu logulitsidwa usikuuno... The nthawi yoyamba m'mbiri ya timu. 18 00:00:46,681 --> 00:00:48,715 Onse akupita muwone zomwe ziti zichitike. 19 00:00:48,850 --> 00:00:53,219 Ndiko kulondola, Mike. Maso onse usikuuno ali ndithu pa giredi 4 Nichole Daniels. 20 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:55,888 Akhala kapena kuyima za nyimbo ya fuko? 21 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,890 Sabata ino, ndi othamanga dziko lonse 22 00:00:58,026 --> 00:00:59,642 kukhala pansi kuimba nyimbo ya fuko, 23 00:00:59,728 --> 00:01:01,894 funso lomwe lili m'malingaliro a aliyense ndilakuti, 24 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:04,147 kamtsikana aka katani? 25 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:06,115 Sakhala pansi. Chifukwa chiyani? 26 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,785 undefined undefined 27 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,820 undefined 28 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:13,156 undefined undefined 29 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:14,691 undefined 30 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:17,043 undefined 31 00:01:17,128 --> 00:01:18,578 undefined undefined 32 00:01:18,713 --> 00:01:20,496 undefined 33 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:23,938 undefined undefined 34 00:01:23,973 --> 00:01:24,667 undefined 35 00:01:24,753 --> 00:01:26,302 undefined undefined 36 00:01:26,421 --> 00:01:28,254 Onse anali kuyang'ana Nichole pamene Heidi Turner 37 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:30,139 amatuluka modzidzimutsa ndipo anakhala pansi kwa... 38 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:31,841 Ndipo Meagan Ridley akupita! 39 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:34,060 Khamu la anthu likuyenda molusa. Ndi kusintha kotani nanga! 40 00:01:34,145 --> 00:01:35,561 Tiyeni tiyang'ane ndi Dave. 41 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:37,847 Ed ndi Mike, ndangoyang'ana pa akaunti za Twitter za atsikana, 42 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:40,433 ndipo zikuwoneka kuti zili kukhala nyimbo ya fuko 43 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:43,853 kutsutsa kuzunzidwa konse ndi trolling amalandila pa intaneti! 44 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:46,656 Kudabwa kwathunthu, Dave. Palibe amene adawona izi zikubwera. 45 00:01:46,775 --> 00:01:48,441 Atsikana atatu tsopano akhala pansi, ndi... 46 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,109 Ndipo pamapeto pake Nicole akupita. 47 00:01:50,245 --> 00:01:52,361 - Oo! - Inde, ndalama 100! 48 00:01:52,447 --> 00:01:55,948 Ndipo tsopano pamene nyimboyi ikuyandikira potsiriza, chinthu ichi chatha. 49 00:01:56,084 --> 00:01:58,251 Chotsatira chomaliza... Othamanga anayi atakhala panja 50 00:01:58,336 --> 00:02:00,787 pa nyimbo ya fuko, atatu a iwo sanali ngakhale akuda. 51 00:02:00,872 --> 00:02:02,255 Wodabwitsa kuno ku South Park. 52 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:03,873 Zikomo pobwera nafe. 53 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,626 O, Mulungu wanga, izo zinali zazikulu! 54 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,047 U, sewera mpira. 55 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:13,599 [Mluzi] 56 00:02:16,805 --> 00:02:18,221 Chabwino, madona, choyamba pa zonse, ine ndikufuna kunena 57 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:21,296 kuti ndikulemekeza kwathunthu chisankho chotsutsa nyimbo yathu ya fuko. 58 00:02:21,331 --> 00:02:22,141 Ndinaganiza kuti zinali zokoma. 59 00:02:22,227 --> 00:02:23,976 Ndikukhulupirira kuti mwawunikira pa zinthu zina zofunika kwambiri 60 00:02:24,112 --> 00:02:26,362 zokhudzana ndi kufanana pakati pa amuna ndi akazi. 61 00:02:26,481 --> 00:02:28,447 Mukuchita chiyani za Eric Cartman? 62 00:02:28,533 --> 00:02:29,866 Amayi, ndamva kuti mwakhumudwa 63 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:31,617 trolling yomwe muli nayo adalandira pa intaneti. 64 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:34,821 Koma palibe umboni kuti Eric Cartman is skankhunt42. 65 00:02:34,956 --> 00:02:36,405 Ndi iyeyo. Ndizodziwikiratu, 66 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:37,990 ndipo palibe amene akuchita kalikonse pa izo. 67 00:02:38,126 --> 00:02:39,492 Chabwino, akunena kuti wakhala akugwira ntchito 68 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:41,470 pa kudzisintha yekha ndi dziko lomuzungulira. 69 00:02:41,505 --> 00:02:42,829 [Kudina] Tumizani mu Bambo Cartman. 70 00:02:42,914 --> 00:02:45,164 Mukufuna kundiwona, PC Principal? 71 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,999 Bambo Cartman, nditero ndikufunseninso kamodzinso. 72 00:02:47,135 --> 00:02:50,586 Ndiwe kapena ayi Internet troll skankhunt42? 73 00:02:50,672 --> 00:02:53,923 Ndi skank-hunt42, ndipo ayi, sindine. 74 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:56,342 Akunama. Mupangitseni kuti akuwonetseni foni yake. 75 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:58,761 Mwatsoka, izo zikanakhala a kuphwanya ufulu wanga wachibadwidwe. 76 00:02:58,847 --> 00:03:00,980 Koma ndikukutsimikizirani, palibe amene amalemekezedwa 77 00:03:01,065 --> 00:03:03,850 inu asungwana okhudza mtima zionetsero kuposa ine. 78 00:03:06,070 --> 00:03:09,772 Maseneta anzanga, dziko lathu amagawidwa monga kale. 79 00:03:09,858 --> 00:03:12,942 Pamene anthu kulikonse amamenyana kuti mawu awo amveke, 80 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,528 mwina ndi nthawi yoti tilingalire 81 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:18,781 kuti nyimbo yathu ya fuko ziyenera kusinthidwa. 82 00:03:18,867 --> 00:03:22,368 Anthu aku America amafunikira nyimbo zomwe zimalimbikitsa ndi kusangalatsa, 83 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,087 nyimbo yomwe ili nayo kanthu kwa aliyense, 84 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,707 ndikuperekabe msonkho ku zomwe izo zinali kale. 85 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,876 Ine ndikukhulupirira alipo munthu mmodzi yekha wokhoza 86 00:03:29,961 --> 00:03:31,377 kukwaniritsa izi... 87 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:32,962 J.J. Abrams. 88 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:34,881 MUNTHU: O, J.J. Abrams! 89 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:36,849 [Onse akung'ung'udza] 90 00:03:36,935 --> 00:03:38,351 Anapulumutsa "Star Wars," 91 00:03:38,436 --> 00:03:42,138 ndipo tsopano tidzafunsa kuti apulumutse dziko lathu. 92 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:45,057 [Masewero anyimbo zochititsa chidwi] 93 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:53,282 Bambo Abrams? 94 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:56,535 Bambo Abrams, tikuyenera kulankhula nanu. 95 00:03:56,621 --> 00:03:59,071 Yang'anani pamenepo. 96 00:03:59,157 --> 00:04:03,042 Bambo Abrams, ndikulankhula m'malo mwake anthu aku America kulikonse. 97 00:04:03,127 --> 00:04:06,913 Tabwera kudzakufunsani yambitsaninso nyimbo yafuko. 98 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:10,249 Chonde, Bambo Abrams, 99 00:04:10,385 --> 00:04:13,386 tikudziwa kuti mwakhalapo adapempha kuti ayambitsenso zambiri. 100 00:04:13,471 --> 00:04:14,587 [Monong’ona] Tikudziwa kuti mwatopa. 101 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,305 Tikudziwa kuti mwatopa. 102 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:17,924 Mukuti chiyani, bwana? 103 00:04:18,059 --> 00:04:19,425 Tonse tikufuna china chatsopano, 104 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,209 koma izi zimatikumbutsa zinthu zomwe timakonda. 105 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:23,930 Tikufuna kukhala membala. 106 00:04:24,065 --> 00:04:26,682 Tikufuna mamembala anu! 107 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,486 Kuwala kumodzi kumatanthauza inde. 108 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:33,105 Magetsi awiri amatanthauza ayi. 109 00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:37,944 [Onse akusangalala] 110 00:04:41,616 --> 00:04:44,200 Ophunzira anzanga, monga inu dziwani, pa intaneti 111 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:47,203 ndi dzina la skankhunt42 has akhala akuzunza amayi ndi atsikana 112 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:49,839 popereka ndemanga zonyoza pa bolodi la mauthenga athu akusukulu. 113 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:52,341 Atsikana amakhumudwa kwambiri, ndipo ophunzira ambiri achimuna amakhulupirira 114 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,844 kuti ndi chifukwa atsikana osakhala ndi nthabwala. 115 00:04:54,963 --> 00:04:55,962 Ndikupempha kuti ndisagwirizane nazo. 116 00:04:56,047 --> 00:04:58,631 Atsikana amalamulira. Akazi ali oseketsa. Chotsani izo. 117 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,016 Tsiku lina m'njira, 118 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,969 Ndinamva ophunzira awiri achimuna akunena bwanji atsopano "Ghostbusters" amayamwa mipira. 119 00:05:03,054 --> 00:05:04,353 Ndinadabwa komanso ndinadabwa. 120 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,689 Yakwana nthawi yathu tonse kuzindikira ndi kuvomereza 121 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:08,891 kuti atsikana ndi ozizira ndipo akazi ndi oseketsa. 122 00:05:08,977 --> 00:05:10,977 Wendy? Wendy, ungatero bwerani kuno, chonde? 123 00:05:11,062 --> 00:05:12,979 Chonde, Wendy. Wendy Testaburger, anyamata. 124 00:05:13,114 --> 00:05:14,897 [Mawu] 125 00:05:14,983 --> 00:05:17,400 Wendy, pitirira. Khalani oseketsa. 126 00:05:20,371 --> 00:05:23,372 Nenani zoseketsa, Wendy. Sitingadikire. 127 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:24,657 sindine oseketsa. 128 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,459 Hei, atsikana ndi oseketsa Wendy, chabwino? Chotsani izo. 129 00:05:26,544 --> 00:05:28,077 Ingochitani sewero lachikazi zinthu^Inu mukudziwa, kulankhula za 130 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:29,745 ndiwe wonenepa bwanji komanso ndiwe wotani ndikufuna kugonana ndi anyamata 131 00:05:29,831 --> 00:05:32,498 kenako nkunena kuti "nyini yanga!" zambiri. 132 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,667 Panopa sindikumva kukhala oseketsa. 133 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:37,386 Ndipo ndiwo mtundu wa ng'ombe wachiwerewere zachabechabe zomwe zidzakusungani kukhitchini. 134 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:38,504 Khalani pansi. 135 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:40,306 Izi si nthabwala, inu anyamata. Atsikana ndi oseketsa. 136 00:05:40,391 --> 00:05:41,891 Bebe, bwanji osabwera kuno. 137 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:43,225 Chonde, Bebe. 138 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:44,477 Ayi! 139 00:05:44,562 --> 00:05:45,728 Ayi? 140 00:05:45,847 --> 00:05:48,281 Tiyeni tikambirane za kugonana ndi anyamata ndi kunena "nyini!" ndi zinthu monga choncho. 141 00:05:48,316 --> 00:05:49,616 Chitani zomwezo. 142 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,351 Atsikana amalamulira. Akazi ndi oseketsa. Bebe, dzichepetseni nokha, mozama. 143 00:05:52,487 --> 00:05:54,103 Chotsani maikolofoni pankhope yanga! 144 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:56,272 Uwu. O, Mulungu wanga, izo sizinali zoseketsa kwenikweni. 145 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:57,606 Ndizodabwitsa. Um... 146 00:05:57,692 --> 00:05:59,608 Tiyeni tiwone. Chofiira, muli nacho pali zing'ono za unyinji? 147 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:01,160 Ayi? Nanga iwe Nelly bwanji? 148 00:06:01,245 --> 00:06:03,029 Eya, ndapeza imodzi. Ndiwe wonenepa [bleep] 149 00:06:03,164 --> 00:06:04,100 [Kuseka] 150 00:06:04,149 --> 00:06:05,865 'Kay, sizinali choncho oseketsa. Unali ukali basi. 151 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:08,417 Mukuwona, vuto ndi chiyani, ndi pamene troll pang'ono 152 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,703 amaloledwa kunena chilichonse akufuna osadziwika, 153 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:12,171 ndiye amakuyankhulira anyamata inu nonse. 154 00:06:12,256 --> 00:06:14,540 'Kay, zili bwino. Tsopano, ingoyeserani ndi kunena izo moseketsa pang'ono tsopano. 155 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,342 Pitirizani ndi kupitiriza gulu lathu la uthenga kusukulu 156 00:06:16,427 --> 00:06:17,760 ndipo muwone zomwe akunena za ife. 157 00:06:17,879 --> 00:06:21,213 Ndiye muwone ngati inu anyamata mukuganiza kuti ndizoseketsa. 158 00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:24,934 Chabwino, ndiye ... ndiyeno ... Ndiyeno ingopitani "nyini yanga!" 159 00:06:25,053 --> 00:06:28,104 Ndipo momwe dziko lathu likuwonekera kugawanika kwambiri, 160 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:31,474 chiyembekezo chokha nchakuti J.J. Nyimbo ya fuko latsopano la Abrams 161 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:34,026 adzakopa aliyense ndikubweretsanso 162 00:06:34,112 --> 00:06:36,979 amenewo nostalgic memberberries tikudziwa ndi kukonda. 163 00:06:37,065 --> 00:06:38,564 O, zazikulu. 164 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:41,233 Chilichonse chikuyambiranso tsopano. 165 00:06:41,319 --> 00:06:42,952 [Kugogoda pakhomo] 166 00:06:44,739 --> 00:06:46,705 Moni, bwana. Ndili ndi Gallup poll. 167 00:06:46,791 --> 00:06:48,407 Tikuyesera kuti tiwerenge momwe anthu 168 00:06:48,493 --> 00:06:50,493 adzavotera mu chisankho cha pulezidenti chomwe chikubwera. 169 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:51,710 O! O, chabwino. 170 00:06:51,886 --> 00:06:54,163 Zabwino. Ndipo mudzakhala kuvotera Giant Douche 171 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,582 kapena Turd Sandwich? 172 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,918 Chabwino, izi kawirikawiri a Nyumba yayikulu ya Douche, 173 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:01,670 koma tikupita molimbika ndi Turd Sandwich. 174 00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:03,569 - O, Sandwichi ya Turd, huh? - Ndichoncho. 175 00:07:03,629 --> 00:07:06,592 Mutha kuika ine ndi mkazi wanga zonse za Turd Sandwich. 176 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,427 Chabwino, zabwino ndi izo. 177 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:11,430 Mpaka pano, Giant Douche akutsogolera pamavoti. 178 00:07:11,516 --> 00:07:13,599 [Sewero lazolemba zochititsa chidwi] 179 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:14,850 Bwanji? 180 00:07:14,936 --> 00:07:17,269 Kodi vuto ndi chiyani ndi anthu? 181 00:07:17,355 --> 00:07:20,883 Iwo amaganiza kuti Chimphona cha Douche akhale president? Ndi misala! 182 00:07:21,071 --> 00:07:23,776 Bwanji mwati ndikhala ndikuvota za Turd Sandwich, Randy? 183 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,578 Simunandilankhule nkomwe za izi. 184 00:07:25,663 --> 00:07:28,030 Simungathe kuganiza za kuvota kwa douche. 185 00:07:28,116 --> 00:07:29,081 [Kudandaula] 186 00:07:29,167 --> 00:07:30,332 Chavuta ndi chiyani ndi inu? 187 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:32,218 Sindikumvetsa basi chifukwa chiyani zaka zinayi zilizonse, 188 00:07:32,303 --> 00:07:35,267 anthu inu mumachita mantha kuti muvote kwa Douche Yaikulu kapena Sandwichi ya Turd. 189 00:07:35,302 --> 00:07:36,956 Chifukwa ndife Achimerika. 190 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:38,874 Chifukwa uyu ndi Amereka. 191 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,176 N’chifukwa chiyani tikuchitanso zimenezi? 192 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,065 Chifukwa chiyani tabwerera ku Giant Sandwichi ya Turd ndi Douche? 193 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,712 Wosuliza... 194 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:45,872 Munthu wosuliza! 195 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,717 Umangoganiza zonse ndipo aliyense ndi wosayankhula, huh? 196 00:07:48,803 --> 00:07:50,970 - Chifukwa ndiwe wogwada pansi [wolemba]? - Ndi ni-hi-list. 197 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:52,605 Mwaona? Ndiwe wosakhulupirira. 198 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:54,607 Zotsatira zaposachedwa kwambiri za Gallup zili, 199 00:07:54,692 --> 00:07:57,309 ndipo amawonetsa Giant Douche kukhala akutsogolera Turd Sandwich 200 00:07:57,395 --> 00:07:58,811 pafupifupi 10%. 201 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:01,981 Sangweji ya Turd adatero palibe chifukwa chochita mantha. 202 00:08:02,116 --> 00:08:04,316 Zovota ndi chida chothandiza, 203 00:08:04,402 --> 00:08:06,202 koma nthawi zambiri akhoza kusocheretsa. 204 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,980 Kampeni yathu ikugwira mwamphamvu. 205 00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:09,405 - Mayi Sandwich, cha apa! - Uh, Mayi Sandwich. 206 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:10,789 - Mayi Sandwichi! - Funso, Mayi Sandwich! 207 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:11,958 Inde, Arthur. 208 00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:13,826 Chabwino, Akazi a Sandwichi, kodi inu mukukhulupirira 209 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:16,295 kuti mdani wanu apindule pali chidwi chilichonse kuchokera muvotiyi? 210 00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:19,165 Ndikutsimikiza kuti monga ine, Giant Douche amazindikira 211 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:21,884 kuti zisankho si yankho lomaliza. 212 00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:24,703 ♪ Ndigulitseni, mwana ♪ 213 00:08:25,006 --> 00:08:25,921 Inde! 214 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:28,307 Yamwa chisankho, hule wosayankhula iwe! 215 00:08:28,392 --> 00:08:31,977 Kukwera 10%. Kodi mungakhulupirire zoyipa zimenezo? 216 00:08:32,063 --> 00:08:35,848 O, Caitlyn, ndikuganiza ndife ndipambanadi chinthu ichi. 217 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:36,932 Taganizirani izi. 218 00:08:37,018 --> 00:08:38,184 M'miyezi ingapo, 219 00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:42,021 Ndikhala purezidenti wa United States. 220 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,109 [Nyimbo imayima] 221 00:08:47,195 --> 00:08:49,495 Caitlyn, ndingakufunse china chake? 222 00:08:49,580 --> 00:08:52,531 U, pamene ife kwenikweni kulowa ku White House, 223 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:54,583 monga, um, titani? 224 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:55,903 Mukutanthauza chiyani? 225 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:58,308 Chabwino ndikutanthauza, monga, mukudziwa, kamodzi ndife purezidenti ndi wachiwiri kwa purezidenti, 226 00:08:58,343 --> 00:08:59,863 monga, titani ndiye? 227 00:08:59,898 --> 00:09:01,724 Kodi [bleep] ndiyenera kudziwa bwanji? 228 00:09:01,810 --> 00:09:03,276 Cait, iwe...wamva za voti, sichoncho? 229 00:09:03,361 --> 00:09:04,360 Ife mwina tipambana. 230 00:09:04,479 --> 00:09:06,312 Osandiwuza kuti mulibe pulani! 231 00:09:06,447 --> 00:09:07,980 Ndondomeko yanji? Ndimaganiza kuti muli ndi pulani! 232 00:09:08,116 --> 00:09:09,899 Ndilibe dongosolo [bleep]! 233 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,317 Chifukwa chake ndili ndi inu! 234 00:09:11,402 --> 00:09:13,736 Ndikhala Purezidenti, ndipo iwe udzakhala woyang'anira 235 00:09:13,822 --> 00:09:15,906 za ndondomeko zonse zakunja ndi zapakhomo! 236 00:09:15,941 --> 00:09:17,957 Ndimaganiza kuti muchita gawo limenelo. 237 00:09:18,042 --> 00:09:20,960 Kodi mukundiuza kuti ndife watsala pang'ono kuvoteredwa paudindo, 238 00:09:21,045 --> 00:09:23,713 ndipo sitikudziwa chiyani [bleep] tidzachita?! 239 00:09:23,832 --> 00:09:24,881 [Sewero lazolemba zochititsa chidwi] 240 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:27,667 O, zikomo! 241 00:09:29,504 --> 00:09:30,803 Ine ndikuganiza iwo anachitcha icho 242 00:09:30,889 --> 00:09:32,972 "Kulakwa kwa gulu la Germany," sichoncho? 243 00:09:33,057 --> 00:09:35,258 Kumene ngakhale aku Germany amene sanachite kanthu 244 00:09:35,343 --> 00:09:39,374 pamene Hitler anayamba kulamulira ... mwina mwanjira ina nawonso anali ndi udindo? 245 00:09:39,409 --> 00:09:41,480 Mm-hmm. Mayi. Mayi. 246 00:09:41,566 --> 00:09:43,316 Koma sindingathe kuwongolera zomwe Cartman amachita, 247 00:09:43,401 --> 00:09:45,518 ndiye ndichite manyazi bwanji pakuti Cartman amachita chiyani? 248 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:48,187 Pa, J.J. Abrams akuyambiranso nyimbo ya fuko, Kyle, 249 00:09:48,323 --> 00:09:50,022 ndiye zonse zikhala bwino, chabwino? 250 00:09:50,158 --> 00:09:52,806 sindikuganiza yankho zonsezi ndi memberberries. 251 00:09:52,841 --> 00:09:56,112 Simumakonda mem...memberberries? 252 00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:59,165 [Akubuula] Osadandaula. ndine ndikhala kunja kwa izo. 253 00:10:05,874 --> 00:10:08,124 'Membala Chewbacca? 254 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:11,210 Eya, a-a-ndi 'membala AT-ATs? 255 00:10:11,296 --> 00:10:12,511 'Membala? 256 00:10:12,597 --> 00:10:13,379 Hei, iye! 257 00:10:13,464 --> 00:10:14,964 'Membala "Ghostbusters"? 258 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,465 O, ndine membala. 259 00:10:16,551 --> 00:10:18,184 'Membala wa Slimer? 260 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,970 - O, ndimakonda Slimer. - 'Membala?! 261 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,723 Munthu angaganize bwanji zinthu izi ndi zoipa? 262 00:10:23,858 --> 00:10:24,974 [Onse akuyankhula] 263 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,560 - 'Membala wa Storm Troopers? - 'Membala? 264 00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:30,322 MUNTHU: Mtsogoleri Wamkulu wa Forum, 265 00:10:30,407 --> 00:10:32,791 ndi Douche Yaikulu ndi Sandwichi ya Turd. 266 00:10:32,910 --> 00:10:33,959 [Mawu] 267 00:10:34,078 --> 00:10:35,961 Kubwerera tsopano ndi Commander In Chief Forum. 268 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:39,247 Ndikugwirizana ndi Republican wosankhidwa ... a Giant Douche. 269 00:10:39,383 --> 00:10:40,415 Zikomo, Mat. 270 00:10:40,501 --> 00:10:42,417 Bambo Douche, ena amati mulibe 271 00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:45,771 ndondomeko yotheka ngati inu amayenera kusankhidwa kukhala purezidenti. 272 00:10:45,873 --> 00:10:48,273 [Kuseka] O, chabwino, chabwino, ndani ananena zimenezo? 273 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:49,875 Sandwichi ya Turd? 274 00:10:49,977 --> 00:10:51,977 Mu kampeni yanu, mudanena kuti mudzatero 275 00:10:52,096 --> 00:10:54,429 kuthana ndi dziko lathu obwera ndi adani 276 00:10:54,515 --> 00:10:57,599 mwaumwini "[Bleep]ing onse mpaka kufa." 277 00:10:57,684 --> 00:11:00,268 Mukukonzekera bwanji kukwaniritsa zimenezo? 278 00:11:00,404 --> 00:11:02,437 Chabwino, Matt, sindikuganiza kuti ndinanena kuti nditero 279 00:11:02,523 --> 00:11:04,272 [awononge] onse ku imfa. 280 00:11:04,408 --> 00:11:05,774 Chabwino, tiyeni tigulitse tepi pa izo. 281 00:11:05,859 --> 00:11:07,033 O, zedi, chabwino. 282 00:11:07,174 --> 00:11:09,161 Chabwino, pali basi ndondomeko imodzi yopita kumayiko ena 283 00:11:09,279 --> 00:11:11,413 zomwe ndimakhulupirira, ndipo ndizo [kuwalira] onse ku imfa! 284 00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:13,801 [Mugone] onse ku imfa. Tiyeni pangitsanso dziko lino kukhala lalikulu. 285 00:11:13,968 --> 00:11:15,584 ONSE: [Mugone] onse mpaka kufa! 286 00:11:15,719 --> 00:11:17,920 Ndiyeno nditenga zonse othamangitsa mankhwala m'dziko lathu, 287 00:11:18,055 --> 00:11:19,421 ndipo ndidza [bleep] iwo! 288 00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:21,941 Ndipo inu mukudziwa anthu amene ali Syria? Ndi [bleep] iwo. 289 00:11:21,999 --> 00:11:24,476 Chifukwa chake nditsimikiza kuti zigawenga zonse padziko lapansi 290 00:11:24,595 --> 00:11:26,728 wamwalira! 291 00:11:26,814 --> 00:11:29,514 Atsogoleri aku North Korea, Ndi [kuwalira] onse! 292 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,350 Inde! Inde! 293 00:11:31,435 --> 00:11:33,735 Zigawenga mwathu ndende... [bleep] akufa! 294 00:11:33,821 --> 00:11:35,020 Patangopita tsiku... 295 00:11:35,105 --> 00:11:36,939 Inde! Malonda amenewo akufuna kutipha? 296 00:11:37,024 --> 00:11:39,107 Ndi [bleep] aliyense mkati bizinesi yotsatsa, 297 00:11:39,193 --> 00:11:42,327 ndipo iwo onse adzafa, nawonso! 298 00:11:42,446 --> 00:11:45,664 Kotero, mwa kuyerekezera kwathu, ndi anthu pafupifupi 7.6 miliyoni 299 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,667 mudalonjeza kuti mudzatero imfa m’chaka chanu choyamba cha udindo. 300 00:11:48,786 --> 00:11:50,168 U-nhu. Chabwino. 301 00:11:50,287 --> 00:11:52,287 Ndipo…Ndipo inu mukuganiza kuti izo ndi zotheka? 302 00:11:52,373 --> 00:11:54,756 ndikutero. Ndikutero, Mat. U, ndikutanthauza... 303 00:11:54,842 --> 00:11:57,092 sindingotero sankhani, mukudziwa, 304 00:11:57,177 --> 00:11:58,877 ndi ... ndikuwoneka ngati nkhandwe. 305 00:11:58,963 --> 00:11:59,795 [Akuseka mwamantha] 306 00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:03,432 O, zikomo... 307 00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:04,633 Chabwino, ana. 308 00:12:04,768 --> 00:12:07,019 Masiku ano, tili ndi mwayi wapadera kwambiri. 309 00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:09,021 Mmodzi mwa ophunzira achikulire alemba 310 00:12:09,139 --> 00:12:12,975 nkhani ya ana oyambirira ndipo ndidzakuwerengerani inu. 311 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:14,559 Tabwera kuno, Eric. 312 00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:16,061 Moni akuluakulu! 313 00:12:16,146 --> 00:12:17,729 Kodi ndinu okonzeka kumva nkhani? 314 00:12:17,815 --> 00:12:18,864 - Inde. - Inde! 315 00:12:18,983 --> 00:12:22,034 Ili linali buku lomwe ndidapanga zonse ndi malingaliro anga. 316 00:12:22,152 --> 00:12:25,037 Imatchedwa "Little Red Riding Kyle: 317 00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:27,656 Nkhani Yapang'ono Gay Boy ndi Ulendo Wake 318 00:12:27,741 --> 00:12:29,825 ndi Akazi Anayi Oseketsa." 319 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:33,545 "Tsiku lina, Little Red Riding Kyle anali kuyenda m'nkhalango, 320 00:12:33,664 --> 00:12:34,913 kuganiza za anyamata. 321 00:12:34,999 --> 00:12:37,215 Paingon na siya sa pagbisita sa iyang lola, 322 00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:39,418 kinsa usa ka gamay nga itom nga batang lalaki nga ginganlan og Token. 323 00:12:39,503 --> 00:12:40,752 Labaw na. 324 00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:43,588 Apan, unya, usa ka dako, dili maayo nga lobo, nga usa ka hilas nga babaye 325 00:12:43,674 --> 00:12:45,557 nga ginganlan og Janet, milakaw sa balay ug miingon, 326 00:12:45,676 --> 00:12:47,342 'Ako adunay usa ka dako nga puki!' 327 00:12:47,428 --> 00:12:48,477 ug lugar nga gibaligyaan... 328 00:12:49,847 --> 00:12:50,595 [Nasakup ang pultahan] 329 00:12:50,681 --> 00:12:52,597 Unsa man ang imong gibuhat?! 330 00:12:52,683 --> 00:12:55,868 Pag-reboot sa mga fairy tale aron masulayan ug mapadali ang panagbingkil tungod sa mga troll sa Internet. 331 00:12:55,903 --> 00:12:58,103 Nagtuo gyud ka nga nagbinuang ka bisan kinsa nga adunay kini nga peke nga persona? 332 00:12:58,188 --> 00:12:59,688 Ang tanan nahibalo nga ikaw nagabuhat niini nga paagi sa adlaw 333 00:12:59,823 --> 00:13:01,907 para mahadlok ka mga tawo sa Internet sa gabii! 334 00:13:02,026 --> 00:13:03,525 Nganong buhaton ko man kana, Kyle? 335 00:13:03,661 --> 00:13:06,161 Wala gyud ko kabantay! Basta ayaw ako pagbitad niini! 336 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:07,612 [Mga slam sa libro] 337 00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:12,918 Unsa may problema sa mga tawo, ha? 338 00:13:13,037 --> 00:13:15,170 Unsaon man nila pagboto batok sa usa ka Turd Sandwich 339 00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:16,505 labaw pa sa Giant Douche?! 340 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:17,956 Kini walay salabutan! 341 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:19,675 Randy, kalma ka. 342 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,044 Unsaon nga kalmado ang bisan kinsa sa panahon nga ingon ani?! 343 00:13:22,179 --> 00:13:25,047 Ang mga tawo sa tinuod naghunahuna a Ang turd mas grabe pa sa usa ka douche! 344 00:13:25,182 --> 00:13:27,049 Tan-awa, tingali kinahanglan nimo ang pipila ka mga suplemento 345 00:13:27,184 --> 00:13:28,850 sa pagtabang sa pagpakalma sa imong mga nerves. 346 00:13:28,936 --> 00:13:31,103 Nakadungog ka ba bahin sa memberberry? 347 00:13:31,221 --> 00:13:32,688 Memberberries? 348 00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:36,525 Kini usa ka bag-ong super nga prutas nga makatabang kanimo nga mahumok ug makarelaks. 349 00:13:41,982 --> 00:13:43,482 'Miyembro "Ang Pugante"? 350 00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:46,234 - 'Miyembro "Bambi"? - 'Membro nga "Alien Nation"? 351 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,319 [Ang tanan nagsulti] 352 00:13:47,438 --> 00:13:50,989 Gisultihan ko sa mga lalaki sa trabahoan bahin nila. Gikuha sila mga unom ka bulan karon. 353 00:13:51,075 --> 00:13:52,991 Gisultihan ko ikaw, sila kuhaa gyud ang ngilit. 354 00:13:53,077 --> 00:13:56,244 - 'Mga eksplorador nga miyembro? - Ang gagmay nga mga bata sa usa ka spaceship? 355 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,630 - 'Member Stormtroopers? - 'Membro? 356 00:13:58,749 --> 00:14:00,465 Aw, nindot sila. 357 00:14:00,584 --> 00:14:03,585 'Membro sa Millennium Falcon? 358 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:06,088 Dali, mga tawo, kinahanglan ko ang mga tubag! 359 00:14:06,173 --> 00:14:08,056 Tinuod nga mga solusyon! 360 00:14:08,142 --> 00:14:11,143 Kamo akong mga magtatambag, alang kang Kristo chifukwa! Kodi timachita bwanji izi?! 361 00:14:11,261 --> 00:14:14,813 Mwina ngati mutasambira padziwe ku Florida, 362 00:14:14,932 --> 00:14:17,315 mukhoza kutenga kachilombo ka Zika. 363 00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:19,151 Ndiye, inu [bleep] anthu onse omwe mungathe 364 00:14:19,269 --> 00:14:20,652 ndipo ndikuyembekeza kuti pamapeto pake adzafa. 365 00:14:20,771 --> 00:14:22,904 Zimenezo zingatengere nthaŵi yaitali kwambiri! 366 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:26,441 Ndipo palibe chitsimikizo dziwe lililonse ku Florida lili ndi Zika! 367 00:14:26,527 --> 00:14:27,826 Kodi mungagwiritse ntchito zida za nyukiliya, 368 00:14:27,945 --> 00:14:29,945 ndiye [bleep] onse matupi pambuyo pake? 369 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,331 [Akubuula] Kodi nditani? 370 00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:36,952 Ngati ndipambana, sindingathe kuchita zimene ndinalonjeza. 371 00:14:37,037 --> 00:14:39,788 Koma tsiku lililonse, ndimasunga kupita mu zisankho. 372 00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:44,292 Chifukwa chiyani ma Democrat adachita sa pagpili sa ingon nga Turd Sandwich? 373 00:14:44,428 --> 00:14:47,379 Tingali kinahanglan ka nga mohunong. 374 00:14:47,464 --> 00:14:50,882 Kung moundang ko, mura kog total jackass. 375 00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:53,101 Kung makadaog ko sa eleksyon... 376 00:14:53,187 --> 00:14:55,971 Mura kog total jackass. 377 00:14:56,056 --> 00:14:58,140 Kinahanglan kong magpadayon sa pagdagan, 378 00:14:58,275 --> 00:15:02,277 pero kinahanglan nako sigurohon nga makadaog siya. 379 00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:04,780 [Dramatikong mga nota nga dula] 380 00:15:04,865 --> 00:15:08,650 [Katawa] Nakita nimo kung unsa skankhunt42 gibuhat sa school server karon? 381 00:15:08,786 --> 00:15:10,819 [Nakatawa] Nag-Photoshop siya hulagway sa mama ni Heidi Turner 382 00:15:10,954 --> 00:15:11,953 nga naay dick sa iyang baba! 383 00:15:12,039 --> 00:15:13,371 Gusto ko makakita. 384 00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:15,407 Tan-awa! Anaa ang mama ni Wendy nga naay dick sa iyang baba, too?! 385 00:15:15,492 --> 00:15:16,241 [Pagkatawa] 386 00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:17,626 Pagkadaotan sa Diyos! 387 00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:19,461 Kahibaw man mo guys unsaon kini ang nagpabati sa mga babaye? 388 00:15:19,546 --> 00:15:21,663 - Wala namo gibuhat. - Kitang tanan nahibalo kon kinsa ang nagbuhat. 389 00:15:21,748 --> 00:15:24,800 Ug kung wala tay buhaton, nan ang ang mga babaye sa katapusan mobalos kanato. 390 00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:27,302 Tabang! Tabangi ko! 391 00:15:27,387 --> 00:15:28,470 [Naghilak] 392 00:15:28,555 --> 00:15:30,172 Eric, unsay nahitabo?! 393 00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:33,008 Usa ka pundok sa mga babaye ... Gikorner ko nila sa gym! 394 00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:35,060 Sila miingon nga ang tanang mga lalaki kinahanglang mobayad! 395 00:15:35,179 --> 00:15:37,012 Gisipa nila ako, ug gibunalan nila ako, 396 00:15:37,147 --> 00:15:40,182 ug unya ila kong gigunitan ug Gidrowing kini nga puwerta sa akong nawong! 397 00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:43,435 Miingon sila nga magpadala kini ug mensahe! 398 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,986 Kini usa ka puki? 399 00:15:45,072 --> 00:15:47,489 Oo, tan-awa? Ania ang tumoy sa puki, ug didto ang mga bola. 400 00:15:47,574 --> 00:15:49,774 Nagsugod na, kamo! Wala nay usa kanato ang luwas! 401 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:52,194 Wala ko nahibal-an nga ang mga vagina adunay mga bola. 402 00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:53,361 Oo, dili, sila. 403 00:15:53,497 --> 00:15:55,497 Ang mga puki adunay mga bola, dili ba? 404 00:15:55,582 --> 00:15:57,866 Gipaningkamotan ra nimo magsugod ug gubat, di ba? 405 00:15:58,001 --> 00:15:59,084 Unsay buot nimong ipasabot? 406 00:15:59,203 --> 00:16:01,286 Kung wala ang mga vagina mga bola, unsay naa nila? 407 00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:02,671 Dili kini molihok, Cartman! 408 00:16:02,756 --> 00:16:05,333 Dili ko tugotan nga magbahin kamo sa mga lalaki ug mga babaye sa kini nga eskwelahan na! 409 00:16:05,392 --> 00:16:07,042 Sa diha nga kining tanan nga butang moabut sa usa ka ulo, 410 00:16:07,127 --> 00:16:09,544 mag-inusara ka sa tanan. 411 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,940 [Pag-dial] 412 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,642 Hello, sir. Kumusta ka karon? 413 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,894 nanawag ko gikan sa kampanya alang sa presidente, 414 00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:22,146 tan-awon lang kung, uh, Makuha nako ang imong suporta 415 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,716 para kang Hillary Clinton karon? 416 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,535 Oo, kabalo ko nga Turd siya Sandwich, apan, nahibal-an nimo, 417 00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:29,320 kung... kung tan-awon nimo ang nangagi nga, nahibal-an nimo, siya ... 418 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,307 Daghan kaayo siyag ikatanyag. 419 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,659 Aw, nakadungog ko nimo, pero, ikaw nahibal-an, usahay sa kinabuhi, 420 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,544 Kinahanglan ka lang magsuyop og usa ka turd, nahibal-an nimo? 421 00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,546 Hello? 422 00:16:38,632 --> 00:16:41,173 Damn it! Imposible kini! 423 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,084 Aduna ka bay kalampusan, Caitlyn? 424 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,003 Gisulayan nako nga mapasakay ang mga tawo, 425 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,088 apan siya usa ra ka Turd Sandwich. 426 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,340 Makuha ra nimo sa pagbuhat sa usa ka butang nga makalilisang 427 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,508 sa paglabay sa eleksyon. 428 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,393 Sa matag higayon nga maghimo ako usa ka butang nga makalilisang, 429 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,345 mas nasuko ang mga tawo nako! 430 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,731 Imposible nga pakauwaw na ang mga tawo! 431 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:57,932 LALAKI: Bag-ong balita ni! 432 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,567 Miabot na ang higayon. 433 00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:00,902 Ania kini. 434 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:04,155 Si J.J. Si Abrams nag-ingon nga siya adunay nahuman ang bag-ong nasudnong awit. 435 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:05,273 Ipataas kini. 436 00:17:05,408 --> 00:17:07,609 Ang awit sigurado nga mahimong presko ug kulbahinam, 437 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,612 samtang gibawi ang mga higayon nga nahibal-an ug gihigugma namon tanan. 438 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,614 Ang demokratikong nominado nga Turd Sandwich nag-ingon 439 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,949 motambong siya aron ipakita ang iyang suporta 440 00:17:15,085 --> 00:17:16,251 para sa gi-reboot nga anthem. 441 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,002 Oh, sus. 442 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:21,289 Manghinaut kitang tanan nga kini bag-o anthem nagpadaplin sa atong mga kalainan 443 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:25,093 ug naghiusa pag-usab niini nga nasud. 444 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,544 Mao na, Cait. 445 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,013 Mao na akong buhaton. 446 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,965 Molingkod ko sa nasudnong awit 447 00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:32,634 sa live nga telebisyon. 448 00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:36,888 Unya ang tanan kinahanglan botohan ang Turd Sandwich. 449 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,223 'Member Spock? 450 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,059 Oo! 'Mga miyembro nga triorder? 451 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,810 - Miyembro ko! - 'Membro nga?! 452 00:17:42,946 --> 00:17:44,145 - Oo! - 'Membro?! 453 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,648 Oh, ug 'membro sa Bionic Man? 454 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,316 Ah member ko. 455 00:17:48,451 --> 00:17:50,485 Ganahan ko sa Bionic Man. 456 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,736 - Mmm. - 'Membro? 457 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:52,620 [Ang tanan nagsulti] 458 00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,155 'Member Chewbacca pag-usab? 459 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,157 Oh, ganahan ko nga 'membro sa Chewbacca! 460 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,625 'Membro? 461 00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:59,160 'Membro nga?! 462 00:17:59,296 --> 00:18:02,246 Hoy, 'membro kung naa dili ba daghan kaayo ang mga Mexicano? 463 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,831 Oh! Miyembro ko. 464 00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:04,666 Teka, unsa? 465 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,917 Oo, oo, oo! 466 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,170 'Membro sa dihang kaminyuon pa tali lang sa lalaki ug babaye. 467 00:18:09,306 --> 00:18:10,805 - Miyembro ko! - Ooh, miyembro ko! 468 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,391 - Oh, oo nga! - Oo, miyembro ko niana. 469 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,009 - Paghulat. - 'Gibati sa miyembro nga luwas? 470 00:18:15,145 --> 00:18:16,511 'Membro walay ISIS? 471 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,645 'Miyembro Reagan? 472 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,097 Ooh! Member nako! 473 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,932 - Ooh, 'membro?! - Ooh, 'membro?! 474 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:25,153 [Spits] Unsa ang [bleep]. uban niining mga memberberry? 475 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,071 [Manuktok sa pultahan] 476 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,022 Oo? 477 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,941 Uy, Broship. Adunay usa ka minuto? 478 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,409 Nag unsa ka diri? 479 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,277 Husto ka, Kyle, okay? 480 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,196 Gidrowing nako ang puwerta sa akong nawong. 481 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,365 Gisulayan nako ang paglimbong sa mga tawo, pero nakabantay ka 482 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,701 ang akong usa ka gamay nga sayup niana ang mga babaye walay bola. 483 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,619 Adto ko sa banyo. 484 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,339 Kyle, kinahanglan nimong sulayan ug appreciate sa akong gibuhat. 485 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:47,175 Nasayod ko nga moabot ang gubat tali namo ug sa mga babaye. 486 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,460 Nahibal-an ko kini sa higayon nga sila milingkod sa nasudnong awit. 487 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,846 Gipalingkod nila kini tungod kanimo giharass sila online! 488 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,465 Ibutang ta sa usa ka segundo nga dili ko skankhunt42 489 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,051 ug nga ako na gayud nagbuhat sa akong gibuhat 490 00:18:57,187 --> 00:18:58,970 sa pagsulay ug paghunong sa kadaot nga iyang nahimo. 491 00:18:59,055 --> 00:18:59,804 Nganong magpakabana ka? 492 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,389 Kay nahadlok ko, Kyle. 493 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,608 Wala ka mahibal-an kung namatikdan nimo, apan ang mga gubat sa lumba mibalik, 494 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,526 ug karon kon kita makakuha og gender wars, usab? 495 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,278 Kung mapamatud-an lang unta nato kinsa ang troll, 496 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,480 unya ang mga babaye dili Gusto ba nila ug gubat? 497 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:12,400 Oo, apan dili nimo masubay ubos sa Internet troll. 498 00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:14,068 Grabe kaayo. 499 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,121 Hibal-i lang kini, Cartman ... Akong pamatud-an 500 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,824 kinsa ang skankhunk42, bisan unsa ang gikinahanglan. 501 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,576 Ang tanan makahibalo, 502 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:26,047 ug ang skankhunt maoy mobayad sa tanan nga iyang gisulti. 503 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,583 [Cheers ug palakpak] 504 00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:30,001 Hello, sa tanan. 505 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,669 Live mi sa duwa karong gabii 506 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,588 tali sa 49ers ug sa Panthers. 507 00:19:33,723 --> 00:19:36,257 Apan siyempre unsa ang tanan naa gyud ni para... 508 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,559 Ang pag-abli sa bag-ong nasudnong awit, 509 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,061 gi-reboot ni J.J. Abrams. 510 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,513 Ug, Mike, kining bag-ong awit naa kuno tanan 511 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,266 ang daan adunay, apan ang uban bag-ong mga sorpresa, ingon man. 512 00:19:45,402 --> 00:19:48,603 Kinahanglan nga ikaw usa ka hingpit asshole nga dili mobarog ug mosuporta niini. 513 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,405 Kini usa ka dako nga gabii alang sa America 514 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,607 nga pareho ang presidential ania ang mga kandidato. 515 00:19:52,742 --> 00:19:54,525 Didto makita nimo ang Turd Sandwich 516 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,661 nagwarawara sa tanan nga upat ang mga tawo naghinam-hinam kaniya, 517 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,414 ug anaa ang Higante Douche nga nagbuhat sa sama. 518 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,582 Pag lingkod nako sa dili pagsuporta niini nga butang, 519 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,117 Mapildi gyud ko karong eleksyon. 520 00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:03,951 LALAKI: Mga babaye ug ginoo... 521 00:20:04,087 --> 00:20:05,169 Ania na! 522 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,672 Ug nagsugod ang awit. Atong hinaut nga kini ayohon ang America. 523 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:10,458 Alang sa atong nasudnong awit, kami karon mangutana kaninyong tanan 524 00:20:10,593 --> 00:20:13,928 sa panaghiusa palihog bangon, 525 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,263 o lingkod, 526 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,098 undefined 527 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,383 undefined 528 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,886 undefined undefined 529 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,419 undefined undefined 530 00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:28,025 undefined undefined 531 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,360 undefined 532 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,286 undefined undefined 533 00:20:31,305 --> 00:20:33,706 undefined undefined 534 00:20:33,808 --> 00:20:34,840 undefined 535 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,575 undefined 536 00:20:36,677 --> 00:20:38,377 undefined 537 00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:40,479 undefined 538 00:20:40,581 --> 00:20:42,214 Dili! Kini unta... o! 539 00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:44,783 Oh, sus! 540 00:20:44,885 --> 00:20:47,986 [Gitugtog ang "The Star Spangled Banner"] 541 00:20:51,726 --> 00:20:53,292 [Mga pag-klik] 542 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,101 Hoy, Kyle. Okay ka, anak? 543 00:21:02,203 --> 00:21:04,403 Oo, papa. Naghunahuna lang. 544 00:21:04,505 --> 00:21:07,239 Aw, adto ko sa akong opisina kung gusto ka makigsulti. 545 00:21:12,613 --> 00:21:14,747 [Mga pag-klik] 546 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:41,460 Pag-sync ug pagkorihir ni rickSG www.addic7ed.com