1 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:04,482 Twenty-five years ago, 2 00:00:04,586 --> 00:00:06,241 a scientist named Carl Manchester 3 00:00:06,344 --> 00:00:10,551 took his kid to work because it was Take Your Kid To Work Day. 4 00:00:10,655 --> 00:00:14,793 - Now, as you can all see, two normal panes of glass. 5 00:00:14,896 --> 00:00:18,241 - Whoa, Daddy, watch my new trick! 6 00:00:18,344 --> 00:00:22,551 - Not now, Ray, Daddy's busy being a scientist. 7 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:25,517 - But-- - Go skateboard out in the hall. 8 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:28,724 - Yes, Daddy. 9 00:00:28,827 --> 00:00:33,896 - Now, observe this first pane of glass. 10 00:00:38,862 --> 00:00:41,517 - I broke it. 11 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:42,862 But watch. 12 00:00:42,965 --> 00:00:46,827 I move this identical pane of glass here 13 00:00:46,931 --> 00:00:51,172 into my trans-molecular densitizer, 14 00:00:51,275 --> 00:00:53,344 which I invented, 15 00:00:53,448 --> 00:00:55,586 and... 16 00:00:55,689 --> 00:01:00,241 ...I engage power. 17 00:01:13,862 --> 00:01:15,310 Ohhh... 18 00:01:18,689 --> 00:01:21,586 - Now then... 19 00:01:21,689 --> 00:01:24,103 Ohh... 20 00:01:24,206 --> 00:01:27,793 - The glass is now indestructible. 21 00:01:27,896 --> 00:01:31,379 Thank you. 22 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:34,137 Now let's all leave my device unsupervised in this room 23 00:01:34,241 --> 00:01:36,344 and discuss it in the next room. 24 00:01:36,448 --> 00:01:41,241 Good idea. 25 00:01:41,344 --> 00:01:42,793 Daddy! 26 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:45,448 Hey, Daddy! Daddy! Whoa! 27 00:01:45,551 --> 00:01:48,068 Whoa! 28 00:01:48,172 --> 00:01:51,586 Holy gosh! 29 00:01:51,689 --> 00:01:55,931 Raymond! 30 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:57,586 Oh! - Son! 31 00:01:57,689 --> 00:02:00,000 Are you all right? - Yeah. 32 00:02:00,103 --> 00:02:01,379 I feel great! 33 00:02:01,482 --> 00:02:03,827 - Oh, thank jeepers! 34 00:02:03,931 --> 00:02:05,931 When I saw you there being bombarded 35 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:08,517 with the proton beams, I... 36 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:11,103 Wait! 37 00:02:17,241 --> 00:02:19,793 Ow! 38 00:02:19,896 --> 00:02:21,241 - Did that hurt? 39 00:02:21,344 --> 00:02:25,206 - Well, yeah. You cracked me over the head with a metal bat. 40 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:28,172 Hey, it only hurt for a second. 41 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:30,655 - No scratches? No bump? No throbbing? 42 00:02:30,758 --> 00:02:33,689 Ray, do you know what this means? 43 00:02:33,793 --> 00:02:36,034 - Now I get to crack you in the head? 44 00:02:36,137 --> 00:02:39,034 - It means you are very special now, 45 00:02:39,137 --> 00:02:43,103 and when you grow up, you could be... 46 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:46,103 - Captain Man! 47 00:02:46,206 --> 00:02:47,689 - What about Captain Man? 48 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,724 - Did you guys see what he did yesterday? 49 00:02:49,827 --> 00:02:52,241 - Can we focus on algebra? 50 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:54,275 - There was a fire at a pet store 51 00:02:54,379 --> 00:02:56,517 and Captain Man ran inside, right through the flames, 52 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:59,758 and saved all the animals and he didn't even get hurt. 53 00:02:59,862 --> 00:03:02,896 - Captain Man never gets hurt. He's a beast. 54 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,344 - You know, some day, when you guys are cleaning 55 00:03:05,448 --> 00:03:07,862 my swimming pool because you failed this algebra test, 56 00:03:07,965 --> 00:03:10,310 then flunked out of school, 57 00:03:10,413 --> 00:03:13,310 I hope you remember this moment, 'cause I will. 58 00:03:17,344 --> 00:03:20,310 - Hey, here's a cool job I could do. 59 00:03:20,413 --> 00:03:22,724 Foot model! 60 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,448 - You guys, can we go over the list for my birthday party? 61 00:03:25,551 --> 00:03:27,034 - Sure! - No! 62 00:03:27,137 --> 00:03:30,103 - No! - But I invited 52 people. 63 00:03:30,206 --> 00:03:32,310 And nobody's texted me back yet. 64 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:33,724 What does that mean? 65 00:03:33,827 --> 00:03:35,827 - That people have been to your parties before? 66 00:03:35,931 --> 00:03:38,275 - Oh, come on, my parties aren't that bad. 67 00:03:38,379 --> 00:03:40,827 - Christmas. Three years ago. 68 00:03:40,931 --> 00:03:43,862 Fifteen kids ended up in the hospital! 69 00:03:43,965 --> 00:03:47,448 - 'Cause of your raw turkey. - It was turkey sushi. 70 00:03:47,551 --> 00:03:50,655 - A boy almost died. - Almost! 71 00:03:50,758 --> 00:03:53,448 - Okay, first person who helps me find 72 00:03:53,551 --> 00:03:58,379 an after school job gets this bowl of pinecones. 73 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:01,655 - Why do you even need a job? 74 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:04,379 - You know, to learn responsibility. 75 00:04:04,482 --> 00:04:06,379 Challenge myself. - He wants money. 76 00:04:06,482 --> 00:04:08,689 - I want money! - Money's good. 77 00:04:08,793 --> 00:04:10,965 - Can we please talk about my birthday? 78 00:04:11,068 --> 00:04:13,689 - Oh, am I gonna have to slap a boy? 79 00:04:16,068 --> 00:04:19,310 - Henry, can you please tell me, how in the world-- 80 00:04:19,413 --> 00:04:21,931 Oh, I didn't know Jasper and Charlotte were here. 81 00:04:22,034 --> 00:04:24,172 - We're studying. - Are we? 82 00:04:24,275 --> 00:04:26,103 - Mom, we're right in the middle of some-- 83 00:04:26,206 --> 00:04:27,517 - I'm not interrupting. - --thing. 84 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:29,206 - I just have a question about your underwear. 85 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,758 - Mom! 86 00:04:30,862 --> 00:04:33,137 - I'd like to hear the question. 87 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:36,344 - What is the issue with Henry's underwear? 88 00:04:36,448 --> 00:04:38,586 Mom! 89 00:04:38,689 --> 00:04:40,482 - Mom, I'm not okay! 90 00:04:40,586 --> 00:04:42,517 - Piper, we're trying to study here. 91 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:45,344 - I'm talking to my mother. 92 00:04:45,448 --> 00:04:46,551 - What's wrong, baby? 93 00:04:46,655 --> 00:04:50,172 - Jessica unfollowed me! - No one cares! 94 00:04:50,275 --> 00:04:53,241 - Henry. Why would Jessica unfollow you? 95 00:04:53,344 --> 00:04:56,103 - 'Cause she posted a pic of her, me and Allison. 96 00:04:56,206 --> 00:05:00,379 So I posted a comment that said, "Oh, and you look so gorgeous." 97 00:05:00,482 --> 00:05:01,758 - Well, that's nice. 98 00:05:01,862 --> 00:05:04,172 - No! 'Cause Allison thought I meant she looked gorgeous, 99 00:05:04,275 --> 00:05:07,000 so she posted a comment that said, "Thanks, I-O-I." 100 00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:10,448 And so then, Jessica got jealous and unfollowed me 101 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:15,310 and now I hate myself and I'm gonna die! 102 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:17,448 - I'll call Jessica's mom and talk to her. 103 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,068 - No! That's not okay! 104 00:05:23,206 --> 00:05:26,758 - Dang it. All these jobs say I've gotta have skills. 105 00:05:26,862 --> 00:05:29,551 - So, you've got tons of skills. - Name one. 106 00:05:29,655 --> 00:05:31,620 - You're a great dancer. - No, I'm not. 107 00:05:31,724 --> 00:05:34,724 - You could take lessons. 108 00:05:34,827 --> 00:05:37,517 - Oh, my gosh. - What? 109 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:39,586 - I'm...I'm not great at anything. 110 00:05:39,689 --> 00:05:41,413 This is tragic. 111 00:05:41,517 --> 00:05:43,758 - Here, let me see. 112 00:05:43,862 --> 00:05:47,655 - I'm just a bit pile of average. 113 00:05:47,758 --> 00:05:50,310 - Okay, here's a job. - Where? 114 00:05:50,413 --> 00:05:52,310 - At a store called Junk-N-Stuff. 115 00:05:52,413 --> 00:05:56,000 It says, needed, part-time helper for various duties. 116 00:05:56,103 --> 00:05:57,655 - Doodies. 117 00:06:01,517 --> 00:06:04,137 - And, see, it says no special skills necessary. 118 00:06:04,241 --> 00:06:07,034 - That's me! I've gotta go get that job! 119 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,931 You get the pinecones. - Sweet. 120 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:21,931 Good luck, Hen! - Thanks! 121 00:06:24,103 --> 00:06:26,517 - If you give me a pinecone, I'll lick my elbow. 122 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:38,137 - ♪ 123 00:06:39,689 --> 00:06:46,137 - ♪ 124 00:07:01,517 --> 00:07:04,758 - What are you lookin' at? - Uh, nothing. 125 00:07:04,862 --> 00:07:07,310 - Just, uh... this turtle's butt. 126 00:07:09,482 --> 00:07:10,896 Sorry. 127 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:31,172 Um, my name is Henry Hart. I'm here about the job? 128 00:07:31,275 --> 00:07:35,344 The job. 129 00:07:35,448 --> 00:07:39,862 - Um...did that plant burp? 130 00:07:39,965 --> 00:07:43,034 - To back. - Come back? 131 00:07:43,137 --> 00:07:46,758 - Go back. - Where? 132 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:50,862 - To the back. - Oh, go to the back. 133 00:07:50,965 --> 00:07:54,103 - Take the elevator down. - What floor? 134 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:58,310 - Down. - The "Down" floor? 135 00:07:58,413 --> 00:08:03,724 - Good luck. - Take. 136 00:08:03,827 --> 00:08:06,034 - Uh, you, too. 137 00:08:17,068 --> 00:08:21,034 Hey, what's up? 138 00:08:21,137 --> 00:08:24,689 - Does my basement smell like chicken poop? 139 00:08:24,793 --> 00:08:26,206 - Yes! 140 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:28,931 - What? 141 00:08:29,034 --> 00:08:31,068 - I'm down in my basement with Charlotte 142 00:08:31,172 --> 00:08:34,448 and she says is smells like poop-- from a chicken. 143 00:08:34,551 --> 00:08:36,482 - A sick chicken. 144 00:08:36,586 --> 00:08:40,551 - What are you and Charlotte doing in your basement? 145 00:08:40,655 --> 00:08:42,862 - He wants to have his birthday party down here 146 00:08:42,965 --> 00:08:45,034 in this chicken toilet. 147 00:08:45,137 --> 00:08:48,448 - This is my home! 148 00:08:48,551 --> 00:08:50,448 - Guys, I can't talk right now. I'm at a job interview. 149 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:51,724 So, I've gotta go-- 150 00:08:58,724 --> 00:09:00,689 - Henry! Are you still there? 151 00:09:03,724 --> 00:09:05,103 Whoa! 152 00:09:08,862 --> 00:09:10,275 Henry? 153 00:09:12,862 --> 00:09:15,862 Henry? - I'll call you back. 154 00:09:30,758 --> 00:09:31,793 - Hello? 155 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:34,137 - ♪ No fear no pain 156 00:09:40,034 --> 00:09:41,896 - Hey, how are ya? Cool! Thanks! 157 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,965 Great to meet ya. I'm doin' good. What's your name? 158 00:09:44,068 --> 00:09:46,310 - Um...I'm Henry Hart. 159 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:48,000 I'm here about the job? - Age? 160 00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:50,310 - Thirteen. I'll be fourteen... 161 00:09:50,413 --> 00:09:51,620 on my next birthday. 162 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:54,551 - Ah, so, you're aging sequentially. 163 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:57,586 I like that. - Thanks. 164 00:09:57,689 --> 00:09:59,344 - My name's Ray. - Hi, Ray. 165 00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:01,000 - You ask a lot of questions. 166 00:10:01,103 --> 00:10:04,137 - I don't think I've asked any questions. 167 00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:06,275 - Chocolate or vanilla? - Vanilla. 168 00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:09,758 - Helicopters or kangaroos? - Helicopters? 169 00:10:09,862 --> 00:10:14,206 Love it! Scrambled eggs or dynamite? 170 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:17,206 - Both? - Maybe. 171 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:18,758 Complete this sentence. 172 00:10:18,862 --> 00:10:21,068 I'm sorry, mother, I didn't mean for my elephant to...blank? 173 00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:23,758 - Uh, lick dad. - Ha. Ha. 174 00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:25,586 - Ha. Ha. 175 00:10:28,068 --> 00:10:31,310 - Oh, that's not funny. - No. 176 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:34,655 Um, this, uh, job interview... 177 00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:36,551 - Do you want it to be a job interview? 178 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:39,172 - Um, what is the job? 179 00:10:39,275 --> 00:10:41,172 - What do you think the job is? 180 00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:44,000 - Uh, well, the ad said "Part-time Helper." 181 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,344 So, I'm thinking maybe you need someone to... 182 00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:50,620 to help you, you know, part...time. 183 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:54,586 - Do you ever dream about sleeping? 184 00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:56,103 - No. - Good! 185 00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:58,448 If you did, you'd be dead. 186 00:10:58,551 --> 00:11:00,103 - I am so confused. 187 00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:01,655 - David? - Henry. 188 00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:03,689 - Can I trust you? - Sure. 189 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,827 - Can you keep a secret? - Totally. 190 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,896 - So I can trust you to keep a secret? 191 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,103 - Yes, sir. 192 00:11:13,137 --> 00:11:14,827 - I'm gonna blow a bubble. - You're gonna blow a bubble? 193 00:11:14,931 --> 00:11:16,482 - Then I'm gonna blow your mind. 194 00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:30,275 - You're...you're Captain Man! 195 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:32,482 - That's right, Henry. 196 00:11:32,586 --> 00:11:35,034 Oh, hold on a second. 197 00:11:35,137 --> 00:11:37,793 This stupid zipper! It always sticks! 198 00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:39,793 Come--Oh, that's my skin. 199 00:11:46,896 --> 00:11:50,344 - There we go! Ha ha. Woo! 200 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:53,172 Always good to keep the old zipper lubed. 201 00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:55,172 - I...I can't believe I'm standing here 202 00:11:55,275 --> 00:11:56,827 talking to Captain Man. 203 00:11:56,931 --> 00:11:59,586 - Why? Are you a fan? Do you like me? 204 00:11:59,689 --> 00:12:01,655 Most people like me, but not everyone. 205 00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:03,689 - Yeah, I'm a huge fan. - Oh. 206 00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:05,689 - Oh, man, I've gotta tell Jasper about this. 207 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,689 He's gonna freak when I tell him 208 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:10,206 I'm standing here next to Captain--Ah! 209 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:13,172 - Sorry, but you can't tell your friends about this. 210 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,551 - Okay, but... 211 00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:17,862 did you have to melt my phone? 212 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:19,413 - I'll get you a new one. 213 00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:21,793 - Really? - No. 214 00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:25,793 So, Henry, tell me why you want a job. 215 00:12:25,896 --> 00:12:29,344 - Well, you know, to... to learn responsibility 216 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,758 and challenge myself. 217 00:12:30,862 --> 00:12:33,344 - So, you want money. - Lots of money. 218 00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:42,275 - Oh, is this the ladies' room? 219 00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,965 - No, ma'am, you're not supposed to be down here. 220 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,758 - What an interesting place. 221 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:50,241 - Thank you, but I'm conducting a job interview, 222 00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:53,034 and you're very old, so could you 223 00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:54,965 please just get back in the elevator? 224 00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:58,344 - Oh, I'll just take me phone out of me purse 225 00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:00,034 and call me nephew. 226 00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:03,103 - Great, I'll just turn my back and look at something. 227 00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:11,551 - What are you lookin' at? 228 00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:16,172 - Captain Man! 229 00:13:25,448 --> 00:13:27,896 Goodbye forever, Captain Man. 230 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,931 - No! 231 00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:31,965 - Get off my back! 232 00:13:32,068 --> 00:13:34,034 - Quit talking like a British lady! 233 00:13:34,137 --> 00:13:36,931 - Don't pull me wig over me eyes! 234 00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,448 I can't see! 235 00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:47,413 Captain Man! Capt-- 236 00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:51,724 Captain Man, are you okay? 237 00:13:51,827 --> 00:13:53,689 - Captain Man is always okay. 238 00:13:57,241 --> 00:14:00,896 - Nice work, Boris. - The boy did good job. 239 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,827 - W-W-W-ait. You know him? 240 00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,862 - That's Boris. He works for me. 241 00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:06,551 What? 242 00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:09,137 - How'd you know he wasn't really an old lady? 243 00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:11,137 - Uh, 'cause of the tattoo on his neck. 244 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:14,655 I...I saw it on him up in the store. 245 00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:17,103 And his boobs are too wobbly. 246 00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:19,068 - True. Go get those under control. 247 00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:24,862 Henry, you have a sharp eye. 248 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,931 Good instincts. A nice shirt. 249 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,551 And you're brave. - Thanks. 250 00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:31,517 - Do you know how to make sandwiches? 251 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,310 - I do. 252 00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:35,896 - Then you have all the qualities I'm looking for. 253 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,034 - But, I...I don't... 254 00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:40,103 - You're the one, Henry. 255 00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:42,137 - The one to make you a sandwich? 256 00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:43,758 No. 257 00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:46,793 - Oh. - Well, yes. 258 00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:50,000 But... everybody gets old some day, 259 00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:52,137 even Captain Man. 260 00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:55,034 I can't do this forever. - Do what? 261 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:58,482 - Protect our town, Swellview, from bad guys, 262 00:14:58,586 --> 00:15:03,620 bad things, bad smells. - Smells? 263 00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:06,000 - You wanna be horrified? - No. 264 00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:07,137 - Watch this! 265 00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:09,068 - Poopy, no! 266 00:15:09,172 --> 00:15:13,310 - Who's the freak in the diaper? 267 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,689 - The Toddler. 268 00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:18,896 And don't let the diaper fool ya, kid. 269 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 He's pure evil. - Wow. 270 00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:23,137 - I'll show ya "wow". 271 00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:25,137 Watch this secret video that was intercepted 272 00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:28,241 by my people who intercept secret videos. 273 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,206 - You were supposed to bring me 274 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:33,206 my applesauce two minutes ago! 275 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,413 - I'm sorry, Toddler. 276 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,137 - Sorry don't make baby happy. 277 00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:40,551 Pffffft! Pffffft! 278 00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:42,413 - Toddler, good news. 279 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:44,724 The radioactive signite is here. 280 00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,586 - Really? Wahoo! 281 00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:50,103 That means we can begin Phase 2 of my plan. 282 00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:52,103 Will someone wipe my face? 283 00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:55,551 No! Pffffff! Pffffft! 284 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:59,448 Dang, that takes so much effort. 285 00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:03,827 Have one of our scientists build me a device to do that. 286 00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:05,310 - To do what, sir? - This! 287 00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:09,275 Pffffft! Pffffft! Pffffft! 288 00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:11,965 - Oh! You see that? 289 00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:13,689 - He's a maniac. 290 00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:15,689 - And there's more maniacs like him... 291 00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:18,586 all dangers to the good citizens of Swellview. 292 00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:21,310 - Well, yeah, but, we've got you to stop 'em. 293 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,758 - True. 294 00:16:22,862 --> 00:16:25,068 But I'm not as young as I used to be. 295 00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:27,344 I'm almost 34. 296 00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:31,517 I need help. 297 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:35,620 And, some day, someone's gonna have to take over for me. 298 00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:38,241 - Like... 299 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,793 like me? 300 00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:41,551 - What do you say, Henry? 301 00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:43,827 Do you wanna be my sidekick? 302 00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:47,379 How much does it pay? - $9 an hour. 303 00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:49,344 - Whoa! - I know, right? 304 00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:51,034 - Oh! 305 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,586 Whoa! 306 00:16:56,689 --> 00:16:58,862 Check this place out. 307 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,758 Hey, look at this thing. 308 00:17:01,862 --> 00:17:04,793 Wow, a bucket of swords! 309 00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:06,275 - What are they doing here? 310 00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:08,344 - Friends of yours? - Uh-huh. 311 00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:10,620 - Jasper, please don't embarrass me. 312 00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:13,172 - Excuse me, sir? - He's gonna do it. 313 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:15,620 - Yes? - How much? 314 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:18,103 - Each sword is $100. 315 00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:21,724 - No, no, now much for the bucket? 316 00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:22,931 - The bucket? 317 00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:24,965 - That's not a bucket. That's a barrel. 318 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:27,172 - It's close enough to a bucket. 319 00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:29,310 I collect buckets. - Don't say it. 320 00:17:29,413 --> 00:17:31,793 - I'm a bucketeer. 321 00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,793 - Well, they seem like nice kids. 322 00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:35,793 - Yeah, their names are Jasper and Charlotte. 323 00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:37,310 I've known them ever since-- - Get rid of them. 324 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:40,000 - I'll get rid of them. 325 00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:42,034 Wow, what a bucket. 326 00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:45,034 - Ha! The kid sure loves that bucket. 327 00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:50,068 - Hey! - Henry! 328 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:52,034 Did you get the job? - Why are you guys here? 329 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,379 You hung up on us. 330 00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:55,000 Did you get the job? 331 00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:56,655 - Yeah. - Cool! 332 00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:59,724 - Does that mean I can get a discount on this bucket? 333 00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:01,103 - Dude, it's my first day here. 334 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,620 You've gotta-- - Excuse me. 335 00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:04,827 Mysterious foreign man? 336 00:18:04,931 --> 00:18:06,896 Do Henry's friends get a discount here? 337 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,551 - That plant just shook its head. 338 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,793 - Wow! - Will you get him outta here! 339 00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:16,896 How much for the plant? 340 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,310 - The plant is not for sale. - Bye, guys! 341 00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:21,068 - Come on, I'll give ya seven bucks for it 342 00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:22,448 and one Canadian Loonie! 343 00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:28,068 Ah, it spit in my eye! - Ha! 344 00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:32,034 - I told you Canadian money upsets people. 345 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,275 - Wait, what about my bucket? 346 00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:37,931 Just let me bring the bucket! 347 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,034 - Go on! - I want my bucket! 348 00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:42,482 We'll get you a bucket some day! 349 00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:47,103 - Carry on. 350 00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:53,896 I've gotta wear this? 351 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,620 - All good sidekicks wear costumes. 352 00:18:56,724 --> 00:19:01,034 - Sorry, but.. this is bad. 353 00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:02,689 - I have more options. 354 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:06,379 - ♪ 355 00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:07,931 - Too sparkly. 356 00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:11,517 - ♪ 357 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:14,275 - Unh, it's a little Broadway. 358 00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:18,034 - ♪ 359 00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:21,724 - Too tight. - Uh, way too tight. 360 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,965 - ♪ 361 00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,896 Oh, man... 362 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,724 I ate a lot of fruit. 363 00:19:28,827 --> 00:19:33,620 - ♪ 364 00:19:33,724 --> 00:19:35,724 - Hey! I like it. 365 00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:37,827 - I like it, but... 366 00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:39,241 it takes a lot of time to put on. 367 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:45,000 - And that's...why you'll need this special bubble gum. 368 00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:48,275 - Special-- - Read the instructions. 369 00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:53,137 - "Chew gum. Blow bubble. Fight crime." 370 00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:55,724 - Now... 371 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,172 What's this for? 372 00:19:58,275 --> 00:20:00,793 - It means we're engaged. - What? You... 373 00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:03,379 - Nah, I'm just kidding. That's how I'll contact you. 374 00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:05,344 - Well, why can't you just call me? 375 00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:07,344 - I melted your phone. - Right. 376 00:20:07,448 --> 00:20:09,137 - Now, listen closely. 377 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,517 That wristband flashes. - It flashes. 378 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,482 - A triple flashing light means emergency, 379 00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,448 like major sitch goin' down, so get here fast. 380 00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:17,000 - Right. 381 00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:18,965 - A double flashing light means it's just important. 382 00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:20,965 - And what does a single flashing light mean? 383 00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:24,206 - Just to, you know, shoot me a text whenever. 384 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:27,137 - Got it. - Now, raise your right hand. 385 00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:28,551 Spread your fingers. 386 00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:30,137 Turn your head and cough. - What? 387 00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:31,620 - Ha, ha, joke. 388 00:20:31,724 --> 00:20:34,620 Put your left hand over your right lung... 389 00:20:34,724 --> 00:20:36,137 and repeat after me... 390 00:20:36,241 --> 00:20:38,137 I, Henry Hart. - I, Henry Hart. 391 00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:40,275 - Pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man... 392 00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:42,655 - Pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man. 393 00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,068 - And to never ever ever tell anyone 394 00:20:44,172 --> 00:20:46,413 that I am Captain Man's secret sidekick. 395 00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:47,758 - And to never ever tell anyone 396 00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,758 that I am Captain Man's secret sidekick. 397 00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:51,724 - You left out one "ever." - Ever. 398 00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:53,379 It is done. 399 00:20:53,482 --> 00:20:56,551 It feels good! - Yeah. 400 00:20:56,655 --> 00:21:00,379 Uh-oh! 401 00:21:00,482 --> 00:21:01,689 What's up, Gooch? 402 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,000 - Someone sabotaged the bridge over the Jandy River. 403 00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:06,379 - The bridge is down? - Affirmative! 404 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,620 - That means yes. - Yeah, I got that. 405 00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:11,068 - Situation? - Cars in the water. 406 00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:14,310 Lives in danger. - Understood. 407 00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:16,206 Phase 2 of the Toddler's plan. 408 00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:18,034 Let's ride! - But... 409 00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:19,551 Ride where? 410 00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:21,310 - We've got people in the Jandy River that need saving. 411 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:22,965 Come on! - But... 412 00:21:23,068 --> 00:21:25,000 You mean we're going there? Together? 413 00:21:25,103 --> 00:21:28,793 Like right now? - Yeah, get into your tube. 414 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:31,931 Ready? - For what? 415 00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:34,344 - Up the tube! 416 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:38,827 - W-W-W-Wait. I don't know how to... 417 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,310 Woooo! 418 00:21:45,413 --> 00:21:49,241 Just tap your belt buckle. 419 00:21:49,344 --> 00:21:51,103 Ah! 420 00:21:52,689 --> 00:21:55,620 - Up the tube! Ooooohhhh! 421 00:21:58,034 --> 00:21:59,931 And we're gonna come back to that story 422 00:22:00,034 --> 00:22:02,000 so we can take you live to the Jandy Bridge 423 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:05,206 which mysteriously collapsed a little over an hour ago. 424 00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:07,724 - Jake, honey, come look. The Jandy Bridge collapsed. 425 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,034 - What? 426 00:22:09,137 --> 00:22:13,068 Ah, no, that was my favorite bridge. 427 00:22:13,172 --> 00:22:15,310 We have several people and cars in the water. 428 00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:17,689 People are injured. 429 00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:19,413 - What happened? - They're not sure. 430 00:22:19,517 --> 00:22:21,034 They think-- - Mom, Dad I hate my life. 431 00:22:21,137 --> 00:22:23,586 And I'm not okay! 432 00:22:23,689 --> 00:22:26,482 - Not now, honey. Daddy's favorite bridge collapsed. 433 00:22:26,586 --> 00:22:30,379 - Who cares? - Your daddy cares. 434 00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:33,000 - But every time I try to watch a video on my phone, 435 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:35,827 it keeps freezing because our stupid Wi-Fi signal 436 00:22:35,931 --> 00:22:38,172 only gives me on bar in my room. 437 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:41,551 - Then just wait 'til the video loads before you watch it. 438 00:22:41,655 --> 00:22:45,379 - Oh, so we're living like animals now. 439 00:22:45,482 --> 00:22:47,206 - Later. 440 00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:50,482 - I'll run away. I'll do it. 441 00:22:53,724 --> 00:22:55,655 Rescue workers were unable 442 00:22:55,758 --> 00:22:57,655 to get their equipment down the muddy embankment. 443 00:22:57,758 --> 00:22:59,655 Luckily, Captain Man arrived on the scene, 444 00:22:59,758 --> 00:23:01,620 leapt into the water 445 00:23:01,724 --> 00:23:03,448 and saved the endangered citizens from drowning. 446 00:23:03,551 --> 00:23:05,206 And, Ron, is it true that, 447 00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:07,793 for the first time, Captain Man wasn't working alone? 448 00:23:07,896 --> 00:23:08,931 - That's correct. 449 00:23:09,034 --> 00:23:11,103 It appears Captain Man has teamed up 450 00:23:11,206 --> 00:23:13,448 with a new sidekick who apparently goes by the name... 451 00:23:13,551 --> 00:23:15,620 Kid Danger. 452 00:23:15,724 --> 00:23:16,862 Huh. 453 00:23:16,965 --> 00:23:19,068 - Well, once again, Swellview owes a big thanks 454 00:23:19,172 --> 00:23:23,000 to Captain Man and, apparently, Kid Danger. 455 00:23:29,206 --> 00:23:31,655 - Hey, Henry, did you get the job? 456 00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:35,137 - Yeah. Just finished my first day. 457 00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:39,586 - So, how was work? - Uh, it was pretty... 458 00:23:39,689 --> 00:23:41,413 interesting. 459 00:23:48,517 --> 00:23:50,655 - Okay, George has six times as many 460 00:23:50,758 --> 00:23:53,482 dimes as quarters in his piggybank. 461 00:23:53,586 --> 00:23:55,827 - Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 462 00:23:55,931 --> 00:23:58,862 I got two responses! - To what? 463 00:23:58,965 --> 00:24:00,517 - My birthday party invitations. 464 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:03,827 Two guys said they might come. 465 00:24:03,931 --> 00:24:05,344 - Who? 466 00:24:05,448 --> 00:24:07,517 - Sydney Birnbaum and Oliver Pook. 467 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,655 - Ugh! - Those guys eat bugs. 468 00:24:09,758 --> 00:24:12,793 - So? They're people. 469 00:24:12,896 --> 00:24:16,000 When'd you get a new phone? - Oh, uh... 470 00:24:16,103 --> 00:24:18,068 mine broke, so... What are you doing? 471 00:24:18,172 --> 00:24:20,068 - You've gotta get this new app. 472 00:24:20,172 --> 00:24:21,413 - Wait, what app? 473 00:24:21,517 --> 00:24:23,793 - Hey, you never told us what you do at your new job. 474 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:25,965 - Ah, right, right. 475 00:24:30,034 --> 00:24:34,758 - What do you do? - I, uh... 476 00:24:34,862 --> 00:24:36,034 - App installed. 477 00:24:36,137 --> 00:24:38,137 - Oh, great, yeah, tell me about the app. 478 00:24:38,241 --> 00:24:40,689 - It plays a billion sound effects like... 479 00:24:40,793 --> 00:24:44,000 school bell. 480 00:24:44,103 --> 00:24:50,310 Cat choking on a hairball. 481 00:24:50,413 --> 00:24:57,034 Ice cream truck. 482 00:24:57,137 --> 00:24:59,689 - You have the brain of a hamster. 483 00:24:59,793 --> 00:25:03,310 - I wish. - Give me my phone. 484 00:25:03,413 --> 00:25:05,655 - Hey, did you guys hear what Captain Man did yesterday? 485 00:25:05,758 --> 00:25:07,689 - Oh, yeah, the Dandy Bridge? 486 00:25:07,793 --> 00:25:10,689 - So, if you divide nine X by the square root-- 487 00:25:10,793 --> 00:25:13,034 - They say he pulled seven people out of the river 488 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,034 and saved their lives. - Yeah. 489 00:25:15,137 --> 00:25:16,241 And he has a new sidekick. 490 00:25:16,344 --> 00:25:18,275 There's a story about it on my newsfeed. 491 00:25:18,379 --> 00:25:20,482 - Hey, hey, let's talk about your birthday party. 492 00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:23,344 - Shhhhh! - Here. 493 00:25:23,448 --> 00:25:25,275 "For the first time ever 494 00:25:25,379 --> 00:25:27,241 Captain Man was not working alone." 495 00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:33,931 - Whoa, how'd that break? 496 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,965 - "According to witnesses on the scene, 497 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:38,275 "Captain Man was heard calling his new sidekick 498 00:25:38,379 --> 00:25:42,689 Kid Danger." 499 00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:44,379 - You just slapped my phone right out of my hand. 500 00:25:44,482 --> 00:25:45,862 - Yeah, sorry, sorry. I'm just... 501 00:25:45,965 --> 00:25:47,379 I'm worried you and I gotta study, 502 00:25:47,482 --> 00:25:48,862 and I'm worried about Jasper's party, 503 00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:50,379 and, just, I don't know. I just... 504 00:25:54,793 --> 00:25:56,758 A triple flashing light means emergency, 505 00:25:56,862 --> 00:26:01,000 like major sitch going down, so get here fast. 506 00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:04,379 - Uh, why don't you guys go to the zoo? 507 00:26:04,482 --> 00:26:05,827 - Why? 508 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:08,689 - You know I got banned from the zoo. 509 00:26:08,793 --> 00:26:10,620 What is that? 510 00:26:10,724 --> 00:26:12,620 - What, my thumb? - The bracelet. 511 00:26:12,724 --> 00:26:14,827 That's beeping and flashing on your wrist. 512 00:26:14,931 --> 00:26:17,413 - Uh...it's, uh... 513 00:26:17,517 --> 00:26:19,689 it's a timer. - What are you timing? 514 00:26:19,793 --> 00:26:23,655 - Muffins? - You're making muffins? 515 00:26:23,758 --> 00:26:27,827 - Uh, birthday muffins. - Yes! 516 00:26:27,931 --> 00:26:29,724 - Dang, there goes the surprise. 517 00:26:29,827 --> 00:26:35,172 I'll just turn this off. I'll just push the button. 518 00:26:37,241 --> 00:26:41,000 - It's still on. - No, it's not. 519 00:26:41,103 --> 00:26:43,068 - We can see it flashing through your pants. 520 00:26:43,172 --> 00:26:44,793 - And we can still hear it beeping. 521 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:47,827 I know. 522 00:26:49,551 --> 00:26:52,482 I, uh... 523 00:26:52,586 --> 00:26:55,068 I need a pickle! 524 00:26:55,172 --> 00:26:57,655 - Wait! I thought we were gonna study. 525 00:26:57,758 --> 00:27:01,206 - Bring me back a pickle! 526 00:27:03,517 --> 00:27:05,827 - Wait! Wait! What's wrong? 527 00:27:10,862 --> 00:27:14,551 - Ray? 528 00:27:18,206 --> 00:27:20,379 Woooo! 529 00:27:20,482 --> 00:27:23,517 - Henry? What goes on? 530 00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:24,896 - You triple beeped me. 531 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,689 You said that means there's an emergency. 532 00:27:26,793 --> 00:27:28,517 - Oh, right, sorry. 533 00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:31,379 I was just getting a ukulele lesson from Leylani. 534 00:27:31,482 --> 00:27:32,931 Take a break. 535 00:27:35,793 --> 00:27:39,206 Oooh, yeah. 536 00:27:39,310 --> 00:27:41,827 - So, what's up? - We have a situation. 537 00:27:41,931 --> 00:27:45,000 And by we, I mean our city, all of Swellview. 538 00:27:47,517 --> 00:27:48,448 Check this out. 539 00:27:48,551 --> 00:27:50,413 - The Toddler? 540 00:27:50,517 --> 00:27:52,758 - He's the one that destroyed the Jandy Bridge yesterday. 541 00:27:52,862 --> 00:27:55,517 - Why? - To set up Phase 3 of his plan. 542 00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:56,724 - What's Phase 3? 543 00:27:56,827 --> 00:27:58,241 - It's a phase that comes right after Phase 2, 544 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,241 but before Phase 4, if there is a Phase 4. 545 00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:01,793 But if there's no Phase 4, 546 00:28:01,896 --> 00:28:03,758 then Phase 3 would be the Final Phase. 547 00:28:03,862 --> 00:28:05,137 - What happens in Phase 3? 548 00:28:05,241 --> 00:28:06,724 - Listen. - Okay. 549 00:28:06,827 --> 00:28:08,758 - While you and I were pulling people out of the river, 550 00:28:08,862 --> 00:28:11,551 the Toddler's men stole 5000 packages of diapers. 551 00:28:11,655 --> 00:28:13,620 Can you guess why? - Uh... 552 00:28:13,724 --> 00:28:18,000 - To bombard the diapers with radioactive zenite particles. 553 00:28:18,103 --> 00:28:20,413 - I would not have guessed that. 554 00:28:20,517 --> 00:28:23,413 - Do you wanna see what happens when a baby pees into a diaper 555 00:28:23,517 --> 00:28:26,689 that's been bombarded with radioactive zenite particles? 556 00:28:26,793 --> 00:28:28,724 - No. - Watch this. 557 00:28:28,827 --> 00:28:31,344 - Why does he ask me? 558 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,517 What's taking so long? 559 00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:38,000 - Oh, he hasn't peed yet. 560 00:28:38,103 --> 00:28:40,137 - Well, give him some more apple juice. 561 00:28:41,724 --> 00:28:43,724 Wait! Wait! He... 562 00:28:43,827 --> 00:28:45,034 I think he's peeing! 563 00:28:45,137 --> 00:28:47,793 Goody! 564 00:28:47,896 --> 00:28:52,344 Here comes the fun. 565 00:28:55,344 --> 00:28:58,137 - Oh, my gosh! - Uh-huh. 566 00:28:58,241 --> 00:29:02,551 Kill you! Kill everyone! 567 00:29:02,655 --> 00:29:05,241 - Monster babies? - That's right, Henry. 568 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:07,517 Unless we stop the Toddler. 569 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,344 Are you with me? - Well, yeah. 570 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,965 - Well, good. Meet me here tonight at 7:00 sharp. 571 00:29:12,068 --> 00:29:14,206 - Wait. Wait. Wait. Tonight? 572 00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:17,103 No, I can't do tonight. - What? What do you mean? 573 00:29:17,206 --> 00:29:19,206 - My best friend Jasper. 574 00:29:19,310 --> 00:29:20,965 He's having his birthday party tonight. 575 00:29:21,068 --> 00:29:22,793 P-P-Party? 576 00:29:22,896 --> 00:29:24,793 Henry, there's a freakish man-toddler out there 577 00:29:24,896 --> 00:29:27,310 about to turn all the babies in Swellview into that. 578 00:29:27,413 --> 00:29:29,310 - I'm fussy! 579 00:29:29,413 --> 00:29:31,931 - And you're worried about a party? 580 00:29:32,034 --> 00:29:35,448 - But...but Jasper's been my best friend since we were five. 581 00:29:37,379 --> 00:29:40,965 - Okay. Okay. It's cool. Uh, you go to Jasper's party. 582 00:29:41,068 --> 00:29:44,344 I'll handle the Toddler by myself. Don't worry about it. 583 00:29:44,448 --> 00:29:46,000 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 584 00:29:46,103 --> 00:29:48,241 I've battled the Toddler alone before. 585 00:29:48,344 --> 00:29:50,862 Almost killed me, but whatever. 586 00:29:50,965 --> 00:29:55,172 - Now I feel all bad. - Nah, don't feel bad. 587 00:29:55,275 --> 00:29:56,448 I'll save the world. 588 00:29:56,551 --> 00:29:59,413 You go have a fun time at Jasper's birthday party. 589 00:29:59,517 --> 00:30:03,275 Dance. Drink some fruity punch. 590 00:30:03,379 --> 00:30:06,000 Leylani, turn on the hot tub! 591 00:30:06,103 --> 00:30:08,448 Yay! 592 00:30:14,172 --> 00:30:15,827 You're supposed to be here. 593 00:30:15,931 --> 00:30:17,310 - Okay, yeah. - Hurry, okay? 594 00:30:17,413 --> 00:30:19,068 - Jasper. - But nobody's here. 595 00:30:19,172 --> 00:30:21,724 - Jasper, I'm on my way. - You got the muffins? 596 00:30:21,827 --> 00:30:25,482 - No, I'm not bringing the muffins. 597 00:30:25,586 --> 00:30:27,862 Did you hear about Captain Man? 598 00:30:27,965 --> 00:30:30,344 - What about Captain Man? - He got captured. 599 00:30:30,448 --> 00:30:34,413 - What? - Henry, am I handsome? 600 00:30:34,517 --> 00:30:35,965 - Though while reports are unclear, 601 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:38,965 we do have confirmation that Captain Man 602 00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:42,931 has been captured and is being held at a secret location. 603 00:30:43,034 --> 00:30:45,206 - Captured? Dang it, Ray. 604 00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:48,275 - Next, why squirrels love nuts. 605 00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:51,965 Henry? Henry? 606 00:30:52,068 --> 00:30:54,586 - Uh, I can't talk. I'm naked. 607 00:30:58,482 --> 00:31:03,206 - ♪ This is the moment that changes it all ♪ 608 00:31:03,310 --> 00:31:05,862 ♪ This is the moment 609 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:09,206 ♪ This is the moment that changes it all... ♪ 610 00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:12,206 - You said there'd be ladies. 611 00:31:12,310 --> 00:31:15,448 - They'll be here. 612 00:31:15,551 --> 00:31:18,000 Hey, you guys like my shirt? 613 00:31:18,103 --> 00:31:19,758 It was a birthday present. 614 00:31:19,862 --> 00:31:21,034 From my aunt. 615 00:31:21,137 --> 00:31:22,172 - It's okay. 616 00:31:22,275 --> 00:31:25,000 - It'd look better if you wore boinks. 617 00:31:25,103 --> 00:31:26,206 - What are boinks? 618 00:31:26,310 --> 00:31:29,379 - Check this! 619 00:31:29,482 --> 00:31:31,344 They really trim your trunk. 620 00:31:32,689 --> 00:31:34,827 - Do they? - Heck, yeah. 621 00:31:34,931 --> 00:31:37,000 - Slap my gut. 622 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,551 - Nyaaa. 623 00:31:38,655 --> 00:31:42,758 Yeaaah... 624 00:31:44,862 --> 00:31:47,310 - Me, next. 625 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:51,965 - Wow, firm. 626 00:31:56,241 --> 00:31:58,206 Wow. 627 00:31:58,310 --> 00:32:00,103 Cool party! 628 00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:04,689 - Where's Henry? 629 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:18,724 - ♪ Nya nya nya nya nya nya 630 00:32:18,827 --> 00:32:22,517 - Come on, Toddler, let me outta this thing before I puke. 631 00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:23,758 No! 632 00:32:23,862 --> 00:32:29,551 This is my playroom, my toys, my rules! 633 00:32:29,655 --> 00:32:32,931 - You sick, underdeveloped maniac! 634 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,172 - Take that! - Ow! 635 00:32:35,275 --> 00:32:37,103 Jeez, man! - Oh! 636 00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:40,793 I thought the famous Captain Man couldn't be injured. 637 00:32:40,896 --> 00:32:42,965 - He can't, but he does feel pain. 638 00:32:43,068 --> 00:32:45,172 - You're not allowed to talk unless you raise your hand 639 00:32:45,275 --> 00:32:48,758 and I call on you, you stupidhead! 640 00:33:01,724 --> 00:33:04,068 That's what you get! 641 00:33:04,172 --> 00:33:06,827 - Come on, Toddler, your insane plan won't work. 642 00:33:06,931 --> 00:33:09,517 A lot you know. 643 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,310 What? 644 00:33:11,413 --> 00:33:13,310 - You're late. - Well, sorry, but... 645 00:33:13,413 --> 00:33:15,758 I'm kind of in the middle of something. 646 00:33:15,862 --> 00:33:18,103 - Is something more important than my birthday party? 647 00:33:18,206 --> 00:33:19,448 - Uh... 648 00:33:19,551 --> 00:33:22,448 - Forty-eight hours from now, 649 00:33:22,551 --> 00:33:25,448 every baby in Swellview will be a hideous monster. 650 00:33:25,551 --> 00:33:28,310 - Yeah, this is pretty important. 651 00:33:28,413 --> 00:33:30,103 - But you promised me that-- 652 00:33:30,206 --> 00:33:33,137 - Henry, will you get your butt to this party, 653 00:33:33,241 --> 00:33:35,034 'cause, so far, it's just me, Jasper, 654 00:33:35,137 --> 00:33:37,896 and two dorks that keep slapping each other's boinks. 655 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:43,586 - I've gotta go. - Henry! 656 00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:46,758 - Come on, Toddler, put me down from this thing. 657 00:33:46,862 --> 00:33:49,551 Oh, it's squeezing me in bad ways. 658 00:33:49,655 --> 00:33:51,068 - No! 659 00:33:51,172 --> 00:33:52,931 And now, Captain Man, 660 00:33:53,034 --> 00:33:56,206 I have thousands of babies to monsterize. 661 00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:58,931 And to make sure that you don't try to stop me, 662 00:33:59,034 --> 00:34:04,379 I will now destroy you. - You idiot! 663 00:34:04,482 --> 00:34:07,448 I can't be destroyed. - I know that!! 664 00:34:07,551 --> 00:34:11,413 But you can be dropped... - Ahhh! 665 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:13,000 Ahhhh! 666 00:34:13,103 --> 00:34:15,000 - ..into my bottomless ball pit. 667 00:34:15,103 --> 00:34:18,413 - Uh, now Todd, Todd-- - Toddler! 668 00:34:18,517 --> 00:34:21,413 Play time is over, Captain Man. 669 00:34:23,448 --> 00:34:28,000 Oh, wait, listen. 670 00:34:28,103 --> 00:34:32,137 - It's the ice cream man! - Yay! 671 00:34:34,068 --> 00:34:37,896 I'll destroy you in a minute. 672 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,862 - Come on, fellas, ice cream man! 673 00:34:40,965 --> 00:34:44,586 I hope they have mint chocolate chip. 674 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:52,034 - Captain Man! - Henry! 675 00:34:52,137 --> 00:34:54,413 - It's Kid Danger. 676 00:34:54,517 --> 00:34:56,241 Now, quick, how do I get you down from there? 677 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:57,758 - I don't know. 678 00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,586 This is the first time I've been trapped in a baby bouncer 679 00:34:59,689 --> 00:35:02,344 over a bottomless ball pit. 680 00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:04,965 Try that lever. - Right! 681 00:35:07,068 --> 00:35:12,586 - There was no ice cream truck! Who tricked me? 682 00:35:12,689 --> 00:35:15,724 And who's that boy near my lever? 683 00:35:15,827 --> 00:35:18,793 - That's my sidekick, Kid Danger. 684 00:35:18,896 --> 00:35:20,689 - I didn't know you had a sidekick. 685 00:35:20,793 --> 00:35:22,448 Why don't I have a sidekick? 686 00:35:22,551 --> 00:35:24,586 I want a sidekick!! 687 00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:27,689 - You have us. - Shut up! You're dumb. 688 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:30,275 - Uh, Kid Danger? - Yeah? 689 00:35:30,379 --> 00:35:32,655 - Why don't you pull that lever? 690 00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:35,655 - Oh, right. - Noooooooo! 691 00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:38,965 Whoa! 692 00:35:39,068 --> 00:35:41,379 - Squish the boy! 693 00:35:41,482 --> 00:35:42,758 Get him! Get him! 694 00:35:42,862 --> 00:35:44,413 Kid Danger, look out! 695 00:35:51,689 --> 00:35:54,206 - Oh, my God, he's got my thing that goes Pffffft! 696 00:35:56,206 --> 00:35:57,758 Get him! 697 00:35:57,862 --> 00:35:59,827 - Where's Henry? 698 00:35:59,931 --> 00:36:03,965 - I don't know, but I bet he's having more fun than we are. 699 00:36:04,068 --> 00:36:06,931 - Aloha. - Hello? 700 00:36:07,034 --> 00:36:08,517 - Hello? 701 00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:12,241 - Throw the truck! - Come here! 702 00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:16,827 Hey, I hate you. 703 00:36:16,931 --> 00:36:19,448 Yeah, you will get it. 704 00:36:19,551 --> 00:36:21,517 Captain Man! 705 00:36:24,413 --> 00:36:27,655 - Look at you. - Get him, Kid! 706 00:36:27,758 --> 00:36:30,758 - Gimme back my spit pistol. 707 00:36:34,206 --> 00:36:36,275 Whoa! 708 00:36:38,172 --> 00:36:39,344 - ♪ Oh Oh 709 00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:40,758 ♪ Hands in the air 710 00:36:40,862 --> 00:36:42,896 ♪ Said Oh Oh 711 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,517 ♪ Dance the night away 712 00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,241 ♪ Yeah Yeah 713 00:36:46,344 --> 00:36:49,275 ♪ Dance all the night away 714 00:36:49,379 --> 00:36:50,517 Oh! 715 00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:53,241 - Go on! Get him! 716 00:36:56,931 --> 00:37:00,344 - You guys are seriously the worst henchmen ever! 717 00:37:06,586 --> 00:37:08,241 Kid Danger! 718 00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:14,689 Ah! 719 00:37:14,793 --> 00:37:18,896 You boys think you're so spiffy. 720 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:23,068 But have a look at my bang bottle. 721 00:37:23,172 --> 00:37:25,413 - Bang bottle? - That's right. 722 00:37:25,517 --> 00:37:29,586 And it's filled with explody juice. 723 00:37:29,689 --> 00:37:33,000 - Kid Danger, get outta here! - I'm not leaving without you. 724 00:37:33,103 --> 00:37:35,103 - But that nipple is flashing. 725 00:37:35,206 --> 00:37:39,310 No one leaves. Wahhhh! 726 00:37:39,413 --> 00:37:41,793 Wahhhh! 727 00:37:41,896 --> 00:37:46,965 - Now we're all gonna go boom together. 728 00:37:47,068 --> 00:37:50,689 - What do we do? - Push me. That way. 729 00:37:57,241 --> 00:37:59,793 Help me! Get me out! 730 00:37:59,896 --> 00:38:02,344 Oh, these balls smell like feet and pee! 731 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:04,862 Ohhhhh! 732 00:38:04,965 --> 00:38:06,517 Oh, this is it for me. 733 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:10,206 I've been hoisted by my own petard! 734 00:38:15,275 --> 00:38:19,482 - The bang bottle! - Oh, man! 735 00:38:19,586 --> 00:38:22,241 What do we do with this? 736 00:38:22,344 --> 00:38:25,172 - We give the baby his bottle. 737 00:38:25,275 --> 00:38:27,448 - Ah, good call. 738 00:38:27,551 --> 00:38:28,965 - Hey! - What's up? 739 00:38:29,068 --> 00:38:33,413 - Hurry. - Right. 740 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,724 Kid Danger! 741 00:38:53,068 --> 00:38:55,758 Nice work, Kid Danger. 742 00:38:55,862 --> 00:38:59,344 You got skills. - Thanks, Captain Man. 743 00:39:01,517 --> 00:39:03,413 - Jasper! - Oh, yeah. 744 00:39:03,517 --> 00:39:05,379 You'd better get to that birthday party. 745 00:39:05,482 --> 00:39:08,172 - Right. 746 00:39:08,275 --> 00:39:10,413 Uh, Ray? 747 00:39:10,517 --> 00:39:12,379 Will you do me a huge favor? 748 00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:19,275 - Ah! Ah! Ah! 749 00:39:19,379 --> 00:39:21,034 - Arf! Arf! Arf! 750 00:39:21,137 --> 00:39:24,931 - Roo! Roo! Roo! 751 00:39:25,034 --> 00:39:26,517 - Ah! Ah! Ah! 752 00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:30,931 - They've been doing that for two hours. 753 00:39:31,034 --> 00:39:34,344 My party's a flop. 754 00:39:34,448 --> 00:39:36,241 I'm just gonna go upstairs 755 00:39:36,344 --> 00:39:40,000 and sit in my closet with my cat. 756 00:39:40,103 --> 00:39:43,000 Pardon me? 757 00:39:51,068 --> 00:39:55,655 My Man Van broke down out there in the street, 758 00:39:55,758 --> 00:40:00,310 so I walked into this house and came down to this basement. 759 00:40:00,413 --> 00:40:04,137 - Holy, chunks, you're-- You're Captain Man! 760 00:40:04,241 --> 00:40:06,862 - Thank you. - You're my hero. 761 00:40:06,965 --> 00:40:09,620 - Of course. - Mine, too. 762 00:40:09,724 --> 00:40:13,586 Um, I'm Charlotte. Hi, Mr. Cap-- 763 00:40:13,689 --> 00:40:16,310 Maptain Can. 764 00:40:16,413 --> 00:40:18,758 I mean... 765 00:40:18,862 --> 00:40:22,517 - That's enough. - I'm so sorry. 766 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:28,103 - And, um, I'm Henry. - Nice to meet you, Henry. 767 00:40:28,206 --> 00:40:31,896 - Hey, Captain Man? - Yes? A question. 768 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,862 - Can I hit you in the head with a baseball bat? 769 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,931 Oh, no. 770 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:38,620 - No, no, it's okay. - Woo! 771 00:40:38,724 --> 00:40:40,310 - But remember, kids, never do this 772 00:40:40,413 --> 00:40:41,827 to anyone but Captain Man, 773 00:40:41,931 --> 00:40:47,344 because regular people could be badly inj-- Ow! 774 00:40:47,448 --> 00:40:52,965 - Wow! - I wasn't done talking. 775 00:40:53,068 --> 00:40:55,793 - Did that hurt? - Yeah. 776 00:40:55,896 --> 00:41:00,448 But I'm okay. 777 00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:04,517 - Well, I should call a tow truck 778 00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:06,172 to come pick up my Man Van. 779 00:41:06,275 --> 00:41:09,068 - Or, it's my best friend Jasper's birthday party. 780 00:41:09,172 --> 00:41:10,448 - Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! It is. 781 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:13,310 - You can stay and party with us, if you wanna. 782 00:41:13,413 --> 00:41:15,655 - Will there be soup? - I'll open a can. 783 00:41:15,758 --> 00:41:18,517 - Then I'd love to stay and party with you guys. 784 00:41:23,172 --> 00:41:26,310 - Uh, Captain Man? - Yes, boy? 785 00:41:26,413 --> 00:41:28,724 - Would it be cool, if Jasper texted a few friends from school 786 00:41:28,827 --> 00:41:31,034 and told them you were here at his party? 787 00:41:31,137 --> 00:41:32,965 - Yeah, can I? 788 00:41:33,068 --> 00:41:36,275 - Sure, I love being used. - Oh! Oh! Oh! 789 00:41:36,379 --> 00:41:39,172 - Yay! - Wow, thanks! 790 00:41:39,275 --> 00:41:41,793 This is like the coolest thing that's ever happened to me. 791 00:41:41,896 --> 00:41:44,655 - Ha, ha. Are your hands always this sweaty? 792 00:41:44,758 --> 00:41:47,310 - Yes, sir. - He takes medicine for it. 793 00:41:47,413 --> 00:41:50,000 Well, it's not working. 794 00:41:55,482 --> 00:41:57,068 - ♪ Let's dance, get the party crackin' ♪ 795 00:41:57,172 --> 00:41:59,655 ♪ One more night, you can make it happen... ♪ 796 00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:14,517 - Hey, Jasper, rockin' party. - Right. 797 00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:16,931 - I can't believe you got Captain Man to come here. 798 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:20,000 - Hey, we're buds, right, Captain Man? 799 00:42:20,103 --> 00:42:24,413 Aren't we buds? - We sure are, Billy. 800 00:42:24,517 --> 00:42:27,655 - Uh, that's just how we kid around. 801 00:42:27,758 --> 00:42:29,344 We call each other "Billy." 802 00:42:29,448 --> 00:42:33,000 Back at ya, Billy! 803 00:42:37,724 --> 00:42:40,310 - Okay, okay, get the lights. 804 00:42:42,758 --> 00:42:45,931 ♪ Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday ♪ 805 00:42:46,034 --> 00:42:49,137 ♪ Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday ♪ 806 00:42:49,241 --> 00:42:55,620 ♪ Everybody wants to wish you a Happy Birthday ♪ 807 00:43:00,724 --> 00:43:02,862 - Not bad. - Yeah. 808 00:43:02,965 --> 00:43:04,689 - Well, make a wish. 809 00:43:09,275 --> 00:43:11,344 - Oh... - Do it! 810 00:43:14,448 --> 00:43:15,793 - Okay, switch on the lights. 811 00:43:15,896 --> 00:43:18,034 - Happy Birthday, Jasper. - Way to go. 812 00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:21,620 Hey, where'd Captain Man go? 813 00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:25,482 - He's gone. - Aw, why'd he leave? 814 00:43:25,586 --> 00:43:29,413 - He probably had to go do superhero stuff. 815 00:43:29,517 --> 00:43:32,034 - And you did break a bat over his head. 816 00:43:32,137 --> 00:43:34,620 - Yeah. - Hey. 817 00:43:34,724 --> 00:43:36,379 If it makes you feel any better, 818 00:43:36,482 --> 00:43:37,758 me and Charlotte got you something. 819 00:43:37,862 --> 00:43:40,965 - What? - Look. 820 00:43:41,068 --> 00:43:45,000 - Oh! You got me the bucket? 821 00:43:45,103 --> 00:43:47,482 - It's a barrel. 822 00:43:47,586 --> 00:43:49,862 Would somebody turn on the music? 823 00:43:54,344 --> 00:43:55,896 - So, you happy with your party? 824 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,413 - Heck, yeah, but for a while there, 825 00:43:58,517 --> 00:44:00,034 I thought you weren't gonna come. 826 00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:02,862 - Come on, man, I'm always gonna be here for ya. 827 00:44:08,517 --> 00:44:11,620 - I've gotta go! 828 00:44:11,724 --> 00:44:15,000 Birthday boy! 829 00:44:21,758 --> 00:44:31,241 - ♪ 830 00:44:33,517 --> 00:44:49,413 - ♪