1 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,270 All set for the Smooth Jazz Night tonight. 2 00:00:42,267 --> 00:00:44,727 Thank you, Charles, for allowing us to use Barfield as a venue. 3 00:00:44,733 --> 00:00:46,103 Pleasure. 4 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:48,730 And thank you, Agatha, for sponsoring the whole event. 5 00:00:48,733 --> 00:00:50,073 You are very welcome. 6 00:00:50,067 --> 00:00:51,667 Business is booming, 7 00:00:51,667 --> 00:00:54,227 but quite frankly I'm just hoping that all these jazz fans 8 00:00:54,233 --> 00:00:57,203 might have the odd little case that might need investigating. 9 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:02,370 Neighborhood watch. I'm armed and I'm coming in. 10 00:01:02,367 --> 00:01:04,467 Sorry. I've always wanted to do that. 11 00:01:04,467 --> 00:01:06,627 Mrs. Boggle. 12 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,830 - Is that a Taser? - No. 13 00:01:09,833 --> 00:01:12,633 Whose idea was it to give Mrs. B the neighborhood-watch gig? 14 00:01:12,633 --> 00:01:14,673 Ted Huxley, the new mayor. He's a friend of Mr. B's. 15 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:16,267 Hit the floor, sucker, 16 00:01:16,267 --> 00:01:18,797 or I'll blow your arse from here to Malmesbury. 17 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:23,070 I hope Mayor Ted knows what he's let us all in for. 18 00:01:23,067 --> 00:01:24,227 Right. I have to go. 19 00:01:24,233 --> 00:01:26,303 James is back from his book tour for a few days. 20 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:29,600 - At last. How wonderful. - Yes, yes. It is wonderful. 21 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,500 Twelve weeks away, and it's just gone in a flash. 22 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,070 I've hardly... Anyway, yes. 23 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:36,527 I'm sure we'll have lots to talk about. 24 00:01:36,533 --> 00:01:37,533 - Freeze! - Oh! 25 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,970 The first wife confessed to spraying weed killer 26 00:01:42,967 --> 00:01:45,627 all over her husband's prized aubergines. 27 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:47,973 Wilkes was like, "That's it. Case closed." 28 00:01:47,967 --> 00:01:50,467 I had a feeling in my gut. 29 00:01:50,467 --> 00:01:51,827 - Of course you did. - So wait for this. 30 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:53,973 It turns out that the first wife 31 00:01:53,967 --> 00:01:57,067 was actually having an affair with the second wife. 32 00:01:57,067 --> 00:02:00,127 And the first wife took the rap to protect her! 33 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:02,673 So, with the two of them safely brought to justice, 34 00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:05,497 the ex-husband's prized aubergines 35 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,900 were free to flourish and grow in peace 36 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:11,700 and Carsely swept the board at the allotment of the year. 37 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:15,500 And this was all thanks to... Agatha. 38 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,070 Nice work, Detective. 39 00:02:17,067 --> 00:02:19,127 It's funny. 40 00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:21,633 You used to say that you felt like an outsider in Carsely. 41 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,070 Now you couldn't be more at the center of it. 42 00:02:24,067 --> 00:02:26,367 Yes. I suppose I am. 43 00:02:26,367 --> 00:02:29,927 Which makes me feel a bit better about the fact that my publisher 44 00:02:29,933 --> 00:02:32,603 wants to extend the book tour to the West Coast of America. 45 00:02:33,967 --> 00:02:37,497 It'd add at least another six months to the tour. 46 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,530 I'd be away almost a year. 47 00:02:40,567 --> 00:02:42,627 This is great news! 48 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:44,173 That the tour is going so well. 49 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:46,467 Not that you might be away for six months to a year. 50 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:48,667 That's... That's bad... Bad news, obviously. 51 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:51,527 Hello! 52 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:53,930 S-Sheila? 53 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:58,667 Sorry for the lack of notice, but I knew that my brother, 54 00:02:58,667 --> 00:03:01,127 the famous author, was back briefly, 55 00:03:01,133 --> 00:03:02,903 so I thought I'd pop in. 56 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:06,130 Exactly how long were you intending to pop in for? 57 00:03:06,133 --> 00:03:10,603 Not much of a welcome home for the conquering hero. 58 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,470 Agatha, even you could have blown up a couple of balloons. 59 00:03:13,467 --> 00:03:15,297 He's not 6. 60 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,970 I have been rather busy, I will have you know, 61 00:03:16,967 --> 00:03:18,867 and I've had a lot of cases on. 62 00:03:18,867 --> 00:03:22,427 Oh. Still playing detective. 63 00:03:22,433 --> 00:03:24,503 How quaint. 64 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:25,930 James. 65 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,473 Could you bring my bag up to my room, please? 66 00:03:29,467 --> 00:03:31,367 And I'll have a cup of tea when you're ready. 67 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:33,927 Made by you, because... No offense... 68 00:03:33,933 --> 00:03:37,173 Agatha makes the most ghastly tea. 69 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:38,827 Sheila. 70 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:42,303 Me-Me-Me-Me... ghastly tea... 71 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,070 Who's Melissa? 72 00:03:48,067 --> 00:03:50,067 She's, uh, just a writer friend. 73 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:51,697 Met on the tour. 74 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,570 Sweet old thing. 75 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:57,197 I'll, um, take this in the bedroom. 76 00:03:58,167 --> 00:04:01,067 N-No. No. I didn't say anything. 77 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:02,867 I was going to, but my sister showed up. 78 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:07,700 Oh, come on. Speak up. 79 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:09,630 I can't hear a damn thing. 80 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:14,127 Oh. Hello. 81 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:18,797 I, uh, just came to check on this doorknob, 82 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,470 which I worried might be a little loose. 83 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:28,067 It appears it's fine, which is a relief. 84 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:31,767 I can relax about the... loose knob. 85 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:44,227 Is it or is it not legal to herd your cow up a road? 86 00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:45,873 Legal, 87 00:04:45,867 --> 00:04:50,697 but only between the hours of 10:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m., 88 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:53,570 with permission of the commissioner of police. 89 00:04:54,433 --> 00:04:57,303 Metropolitan Streets Act, 1867. 90 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,570 Correct. Yes. Oh. 91 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,597 Well, I feel safer knowing my favorite sergeant 92 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,070 knows when to stop out-of-hours cow herding. 93 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:06,097 Well, I'm not your favorite sergeant yet. 94 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,800 I've got to pass this exam first. 95 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:09,373 Are you nervous? 96 00:05:09,367 --> 00:05:12,397 Uh, only extremely. 97 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,300 Basically, no one's committing any crimes, 98 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:16,070 so I've had too much time to think about it. 99 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:18,667 Oh, come on, Carsely. Pull your finger out. 100 00:05:18,667 --> 00:05:19,827 Start breaking the law 101 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:23,103 so Bill doesn't have time to worry about his exam. 102 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,800 Right. 103 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:31,800 What does Section 32 of the Salmon Act, 1986, refer to? 104 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,070 Ah. 105 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:39,800 It is illegal to handle a salmon... suspiciously. 106 00:05:41,533 --> 00:05:45,273 Have you ever handled a salmon suspiciously, Bill? 107 00:05:46,133 --> 00:05:49,303 That law is actually referring to poachers. 108 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:51,830 Oh. I'm sure it is. 109 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,530 They're not for you. 110 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:03,433 Charles, just... Just put them on the table. 111 00:06:03,433 --> 00:06:05,803 - The table. - Not that table. That table. 112 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,130 That one. 113 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:09,167 Sorry. 114 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,370 - You okay? - What? 115 00:06:11,367 --> 00:06:14,367 Well, you're usually so relaxed on these occasions. 116 00:06:14,367 --> 00:06:16,267 I'm... I'm fine. I'm absolutely fine. 117 00:06:16,267 --> 00:06:18,067 I'm just... just... 118 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:19,897 I just worry about the singer being any good. 119 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:22,130 La-dee-da-dee-dee... La-dee-dee... Lady Day... 120 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:23,473 - Whatever she's called. - Me too. 121 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:27,667 You know, I-I should introduce myself, but... 122 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:33,970 I've been going through a dry spell with the ladies. 123 00:06:33,967 --> 00:06:35,827 Charles, y-you don't have to seduce her. 124 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,773 You just have to introduce her at the concert. 125 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:41,667 Oh, God. What's happened to us? 126 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:44,497 - We're bags of nerves. - I know. Come on. 127 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,200 - That's it. Breathe. - Yes. 128 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,930 Stop, driver! 129 00:06:48,933 --> 00:06:51,473 Go, driver. 130 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:53,867 And you, driver. 131 00:06:56,567 --> 00:06:58,427 Oh! 132 00:06:58,433 --> 00:07:01,273 Time to finish my shift. Better go. 133 00:07:17,167 --> 00:07:19,127 Mayor Huxley. Your Honor. 134 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:21,467 Please. 135 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:24,267 I want the Huxley administration to have a... 136 00:07:24,267 --> 00:07:28,327 a chilled-out, man-of-the-people kind of vibe, you know? 137 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:29,873 Call me Mayor Ted. 138 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:32,497 So, is this, uh, your lovely wife? 139 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:35,400 Oh! No, no, no, uh, Mayor Ted. 140 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,930 I'm actually with... that man. 141 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:42,400 Hello. 142 00:07:43,067 --> 00:07:47,097 Looks like Carsely's a groovy place to live these days. 143 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,270 Melissa, what the bloody hell are you doing here? 144 00:07:49,267 --> 00:07:50,297 What? 145 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:51,700 Well, you can't kiss me like that. 146 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,300 Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetness. 147 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,430 It's the French in me. We're just so physical. 148 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:58,233 - I told you not to come. - Is that Agatha? 149 00:07:58,233 --> 00:08:01,473 She's not bad-looking for her age. 150 00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:02,797 Have you told her? 151 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,930 I need you to go. 152 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:08,870 Jamesy promised Melissa he would tell Agatha. 153 00:08:12,433 --> 00:08:13,603 Bad Jamesy. 154 00:08:14,933 --> 00:08:17,303 Mayor Huxley! 155 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:21,070 Oh, it is great to see you attain high office. 156 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,397 You had my vote. 157 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,070 Or you would have had my vote if I'd have had a vote. 158 00:08:25,067 --> 00:08:28,397 Sadly, I was not elected to the parish council. 159 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,900 Still, you know what they say... 160 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,400 Politics is show business for ugly people. 161 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,730 Not that you're ugly. 162 00:08:33,733 --> 00:08:36,073 You're quite attractive, actually. 163 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:38,767 Thanks. 164 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:44,403 Uh, Charles Fraith. 165 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,970 - Hi. - Hi. 166 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:47,327 Hello, Lady Day. 167 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,733 Hello. 168 00:08:48,733 --> 00:08:50,373 Where's Lord Day? 169 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:53,200 You know I'm not a real lady, right? 170 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,530 - It's a stage name. - Yes. 171 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,303 Yes. I know. I was joking. 172 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,070 What's happening to me? 173 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:06,367 You know you can, uh, ask me anything. 174 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:08,897 All right, Junior Detective Toni. 175 00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:12,897 How many famous murderers have you put behind bars? 176 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:15,770 You know, it's not all about solving murders. 177 00:09:15,767 --> 00:09:17,697 You know, mostly you're investigating 178 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:18,970 more minor matters... 179 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:22,267 You know, missing persons, tracking down debtors, 180 00:09:22,267 --> 00:09:24,167 looking for signs your husband's having an affair. 181 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:25,467 Ooh. 182 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:28,627 This will be fun. What are the signs? 183 00:09:28,633 --> 00:09:31,103 How do I know if my husband's having an affair? 184 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:32,300 Karen, the concert's about to start. 185 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,570 We haven't got time to muck about. 186 00:09:33,567 --> 00:09:34,767 Oh, ignore him. 187 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:36,267 Forewarned is forearmed. 188 00:09:36,267 --> 00:09:41,067 Well, sudden changes in mood, uh, avoiding sex, 189 00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:43,767 unexplained phone calls, et cetera. 190 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:46,167 Look at your fingers. 191 00:09:46,167 --> 00:09:49,927 Agatha, hi. Uh, this is, uh, Melissa, my writer friend. 192 00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:51,433 I went to a reading at his book tour. 193 00:09:51,433 --> 00:09:53,373 - Uh-huh. - We spent the night together. 194 00:09:53,367 --> 00:09:55,067 Evening, not night. 195 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:57,367 Had a couple of drinks and then went to bed. 196 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:59,367 Uh, went home. Said goodbye. 197 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,627 Whatever. 198 00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:05,703 Um, Jamesy has something he needs to tell you. 199 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,870 Well, I'm sure that... Jamesy 200 00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:12,327 will tell me whatever he has to tell me at home, in private. 201 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:15,903 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. 202 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:19,333 Are you crazy? Why are you acting like this? 203 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:21,203 Why didn't you tell her? 204 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,570 I'm going to tell her now. 205 00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:23,897 Do that... 206 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,800 and I'll make sure you regret it. 207 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,630 Now, get out! 208 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:37,027 Agatha. Sorry. 209 00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:39,073 Melissa can be a bit... excitable. 210 00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:40,697 Oh, I'm sure she can. 211 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:43,400 - You're getting this all wrong. - I'm sure I am, yes. 212 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,730 What about you? 213 00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:46,333 You and Charles were all over each other. 214 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:48,073 - What did he say? - I didn't catch it. 215 00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:49,127 Really?! 216 00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:51,833 I am not shagging Charles Fraith! 217 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:54,033 - I heard that all right. - I do apologize. 218 00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:56,133 Oh, don't. Please. It's fascinating. 219 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:59,073 I've had my suspicions about you two for yonks. 220 00:11:01,267 --> 00:11:03,067 Excuse me. 221 00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:05,467 James, look. 222 00:11:05,467 --> 00:11:07,067 Please don't go. Let me talk to Agatha. 223 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,597 Hands off me, Fraith. And stay away from my Agatha. 224 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,100 James? 225 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,730 What have you done to upset James? 226 00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:17,133 What have I done? 227 00:11:17,133 --> 00:11:19,633 Does it not occur to you that your precious brother 228 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:22,173 might have done something to upset me? 229 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,670 And who are you? 230 00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:26,600 I live here. 231 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:34,197 Thank you. Thank you. 232 00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:38,303 Good evening, everyone. 233 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,830 Welcome to the Smooth Jazz Night. 234 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,733 I'm gonna kick off with a song I've written. 235 00:11:42,733 --> 00:11:45,303 Some of you may know it. Here we go. 236 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:55,567 I don't know about you... 237 00:11:55,567 --> 00:11:58,427 ♪ But just lately I've been thinking ♪ 238 00:11:58,433 --> 00:12:03,103 ♪ That the way we praise the brave, it's quite bizarre ♪ 239 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:08,500 ♪ It's a phrase we misconstrue, and is spoken without blinking ♪ 240 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,630 ♪ That men's bollocks... ♪ 241 00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:13,573 ♪ ...are the strongest thing ♪ 242 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:17,867 ♪ By far ♪ 243 00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:21,833 Come on! 244 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:35,803 Sorry. Sorry. 245 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,267 No one treats Melissa like this! 246 00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:53,467 You let me in or I'm gonna kick this bloody door down! 247 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:59,127 ♪ I will survive ♪ 248 00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:03,333 ♪ For as long as I know how to love ♪ 249 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,703 ♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪ 250 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:08,900 ♪ I've got all my love to live ♪ 251 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:12,200 ♪ I've got all my love to give ♪ 252 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:16,430 ♪ And I'll survive ♪ 253 00:13:16,433 --> 00:13:20,933 ♪ I will ♪ 254 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:25,073 ♪ Survive ♪ 255 00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:40,603 Sorry. 256 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,600 I think I made a bit of a scene earlier. 257 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:43,700 Don't worry. 258 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,200 The mayor asked me if this happened 259 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,930 at all of our charity concerts, because if it did, 260 00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:49,873 he's definitely coming to the next one. 261 00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:52,597 And he gave me a great big donation. 262 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,167 You all right? 263 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,827 Yes. Yes. I'm... I'm fine. 264 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:59,703 Sorry. Excuse me. 265 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,500 Bill? 266 00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:03,901 Agatha, I need to... 267 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:05,933 You're not on your own, are you? 268 00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:08,803 Uh, no. Why? 269 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,800 I don't want you to worry or panic. 270 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,330 I'm really sorry to have to tell you this, 271 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:16,473 but neighbors reported hearing a fight at your cottage. 272 00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:19,467 And when I got here, I found a body. 273 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:22,127 Oh, God. 274 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,833 Oh, please tell me it's not James. 275 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:26,133 No, no, no. No. It's not him. 276 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:29,233 It's... It's... It's the body of a woman. 277 00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:31,103 What? 278 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,700 Oh, God. Bill. 279 00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:42,873 The body belongs to a woman called Melissa Sheppard. 280 00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,697 Do you know her? 281 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,530 Uh... yes. 282 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,673 I... I-I met her earlier. 283 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,327 S-She was a friend of James'. 284 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,703 Right. Well, your house is a crime scene. 285 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,070 Can Agatha stay with you tonight? 286 00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:58,067 - Yes. Of course. - Uh, hashtag MeToo. 287 00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:01,397 I'm not going home until James has been found. 288 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,867 Lady Day, thank you so much. 289 00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:06,127 Delicious singing. 290 00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:08,573 And I do hope someone being brutally murdered 291 00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:10,627 hasn't ruined your evening. 292 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:15,530 Inspector, I think we need to review the evidence. 293 00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:19,403 Agatha Raisin's having an affair with Sir Charles Fraith. 294 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:23,330 She also argued with James Lacey and the murdered woman, 295 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:26,673 and she didn't take her seat for the concert. 296 00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:29,197 She had opportunity and motive, 297 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,100 to... to use the technical terms. 298 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:35,370 I'm a big fan of TV detective shows. Yeah. 299 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:38,197 I always guess the murderer correctly. 300 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,630 Me too! 301 00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:42,803 Mayor Ted, why don't we both write down on a piece of paper 302 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,470 the name of the person we think committed the murder, 303 00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:47,897 put it in an envelope, and then, when we catch the murderer, 304 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,800 we can see which of us got it right. 305 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,667 But I just told you who I think it was. 306 00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:53,797 It's Agatha Raisin. 307 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,930 Oh. Right. 308 00:15:55,933 --> 00:15:58,103 Well, that's not gonna work with this murder, is it? 309 00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,470 Oh! Why don't we try it with the next murder? 310 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,633 Forensics found bloodstains at the cottage, 311 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,303 separate to where Melissa's body was. 312 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:14,300 The blood may be hers, but there's no sign of James. 313 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:17,100 Oh, God, James. 314 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,270 What on earth have you got yourself mixed up in? 315 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,803 Hey. 316 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,830 That's James' car. 317 00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,797 Oh, no. 318 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,900 We don't know if the blood in the car or the cottage 319 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,630 is James', so we need to keep calm. 320 00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,603 You keep calm if you want to. 321 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,200 I'm worried as hell. 322 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,330 But why would someone attack James at the cottage? 323 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,673 Unless they came looking for Agatha and James 324 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:17,897 because of the detective work and mistook Melissa for Agatha. 325 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:21,070 Melissa was a beautiful young woman. 326 00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:23,167 That's impossible. 327 00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:27,667 How was James before he disappeared? 328 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,067 Did anything seem out of character? 329 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,397 Well, I don't know. 330 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,270 I've not seen him for the last two and a half months. 331 00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:34,567 Quite frankly, I don't know how he was behaving. 332 00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,427 Sarah, you'd met Melissa before. 333 00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:38,433 Yes, briefly. 334 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,603 She was a yoga teacher. 335 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,230 Mnh-mnh. James said she was a writer. 336 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,433 Maybe she was both. 337 00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:44,803 All I know is when she moved here 338 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,770 and joined the Ladies Society, she acted rather grand. 339 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,567 - Grand how? - Oh, you know the type. 340 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,727 They talk big about what they're making for the cake sale 341 00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:54,103 and then pass shop-bought stuff off as their own. 342 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:57,073 Are you taking the mickey? 343 00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:58,827 Sorry. That's what you did, wasn't it? 344 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,433 I-I forgot. 345 00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:03,803 I should've known back then you were the wrong woman for James. 346 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,500 Anyway, Melissa was married to Luke Sheppard, 347 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,330 who has a menswear shop in Malmesbury. 348 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,833 They divorced, and he moved to Swireford. 349 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,603 I always thought she was rather bored, 350 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,970 - looking for excitement. - Oh. 351 00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:17,267 And she found that with James? 352 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,073 Well, maybe Sarah and I 353 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,927 should go and see this Luke Sheppard tomorrow. 354 00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:24,673 I don't believe James was having an affair. 355 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,827 No. Neither do I. 356 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,233 Although one couldn't blame him if he was. 357 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,933 God. What are you muttering about? 358 00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:31,903 The question is, where is James? 359 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:34,400 Where was he heading when he crashed his car? 360 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,870 Well, it was on the Evesham Road, 361 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,327 near the turning to Norton-under-Wychwood? 362 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,733 - Agatha! - Oh, what? Look. 363 00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:44,803 If you have nothing helpful to say, can you please just zip it? 364 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,200 Our old nanny, Maude, lives in Norton-under-Wychwood. 365 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,070 That must have been why James was going there. 366 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,527 Helpful enough for you? 367 00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:00,970 I simply don't understand why James would go on the run 368 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,627 rather than turn to us for help. 369 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,633 Well, I have no idea. 370 00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:06,133 To be honest, these last few months, 371 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,603 we've been leading very separate lives. 372 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,870 Listen, Sheila. 373 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,527 I know that we're both very different 374 00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:14,203 and we don't really get along. 375 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,870 But we both love James and we want to make sure he's okay. 376 00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:21,697 So why don't you and I just, you know, work together on this 377 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,070 instead of against each other? 378 00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,497 - A truce? - Yes. 379 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,630 But once we've found him, we can go back to normal? 380 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,503 - Oh, good God, yes. - Oh, thank God for that. 381 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,170 Come on. 382 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,530 Ah. Hello, young lady. 383 00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:40,873 Is your daddy home? 384 00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,467 Well, I don't think it's a laughing matter. 385 00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,967 We're from the Agatha Raisin Detective Agency. 386 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,727 We're here to interview Luke Sheppard. 387 00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:52,073 I'm Luke's wife, Karen. 388 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,527 Luke will be home soon. 389 00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:55,933 Why don't you come through to the garden and wait for him? 390 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,400 Agatha Raisin. 391 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,500 She's the one who murdered her partner, right? 392 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,230 She had nothing to do with that. 393 00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:07,873 Don't blame me. Blame the Mircester Times. 394 00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,727 They can't run a headline like that. 395 00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:11,973 What happened to innocent until proven guilty? 396 00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:15,127 Do you want a cup of tea or a glass of wine? 397 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:17,903 Oh, it's a bit early for us. 398 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,200 I'm surprised she's old enough to drink. 399 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,770 She is, however, old enough to smoke pot. 400 00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:26,433 That... is a bong. 401 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,703 I know what a bong is, Charles. I wasn't always a vicar's wife. 402 00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:32,797 Mm. 403 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,267 Nanny Maude spends most of her time in Scotland, 404 00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:40,827 taking care of her mother. 405 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,503 Well, let's try around the back. 406 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,430 No, no. This way. 407 00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:47,873 I haven't been here for years. 408 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:51,267 The truth is, because our parents worked abroad, 409 00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:54,127 James and I saw more of Nanny Maude than we did of them. 410 00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:55,933 No wonder you're both so screwed up. 411 00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:58,303 I thought we were having a truce. 412 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,500 We are. 413 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,870 Old habits die hard. Won't happen again. 414 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,873 Hello? 415 00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:21,697 All of us kids. 416 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,870 She didn't have children of her own. 417 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,597 Agatha? 418 00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:47,833 James, if it was him that was here, 419 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:51,203 has been searching for a private doctor. 420 00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:54,233 So the blood must have been his. 421 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,670 He must be hurt. 422 00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:02,273 I saw Melissa at the jazz night, but I've never spoken to her. 423 00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:05,767 So she was a yoga teacher and a writer? 424 00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:08,697 Luke told me she was a market gardener and a nutjob. 425 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,100 And her other ex-husband would say the same thing. 426 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,870 We didn't know there was another ex-husband. 427 00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:15,067 Oh, yeah. He's a right weirdo. 428 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:19,597 Owns that vintage toy shop in Mircester... John Dewey. 429 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,930 He was obsessed with Melissa. 430 00:22:21,933 --> 00:22:23,933 Always threatening Luke after they got together. 431 00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:27,267 We should go. Thank you so much. 432 00:22:27,267 --> 00:22:29,067 Um, we'll speak to your husband another day. 433 00:22:29,967 --> 00:22:31,867 Come on, Charles. 434 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:38,130 Why leave before we've spoken to Luke Sheppard? 435 00:22:38,133 --> 00:22:40,333 Luke Sheppard was at the jazz night 436 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:43,273 when Melissa was killed, so he has an alibi. 437 00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:45,497 John Dewey threatened Luke with violence. 438 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,070 He could have done the same to James 439 00:22:47,067 --> 00:22:49,067 if he thought James and Melissa were having an affair. 440 00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:51,727 So we need to speak to John Dewey immediately. 441 00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:56,073 Come on, Charles! 442 00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:57,867 Good luck. 443 00:22:57,867 --> 00:23:00,967 Oh, Bill! Just wait a sec. 444 00:23:00,967 --> 00:23:03,127 We've found proof that James is still alive. 445 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,873 Found out where he's staying, but he's... he's gone. 446 00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:08,067 So, obviously, we need to find out where's he's headed. 447 00:23:08,067 --> 00:23:10,697 So we need you to use your police resources 448 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,330 to, you know, check out where he's... 449 00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:14,073 I'm sitting my sergeant's exam in half an hour, 450 00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:15,227 but I'll come straight back. 451 00:23:15,233 --> 00:23:16,803 I don't think you're quite understanding me. 452 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,070 I just told you that James is still alive 453 00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:21,397 - and he may be badly hurt. - Well... 454 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,370 You know what, Bill? Just don't you worry about it. 455 00:23:24,367 --> 00:23:26,067 Yeah. It's fine. 456 00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:28,727 Just you obsess about your stupid exam. 457 00:23:28,733 --> 00:23:31,633 You know, you... you think you want to be a sergeant. 458 00:23:31,633 --> 00:23:33,303 Do you think you're really up to it? 459 00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:36,273 Hmm? 460 00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:51,497 I mean, what kind of man would want to spend his life 461 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,830 surrounded by these weird creatures? 462 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,070 This kind of man. 463 00:23:57,633 --> 00:23:59,503 Lonely, single... 464 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:03,330 prefers the company of dolls to rude humans. 465 00:24:05,267 --> 00:24:07,097 Sorry. Uh, M-Mr. Dewey? 466 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:09,200 Ah. Mr. Dewey. Hello. 467 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,200 - Hi. - Hi. 468 00:24:10,201 --> 00:24:11,401 We're private detectives. 469 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,300 We'd like to ask you a few questions about... 470 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,230 Melissa, my ex-wife. Yes. 471 00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:18,603 We knew they'd come calling soon, didn't we, Felicity? 472 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,670 Yes. 473 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,327 Ask me anything you want. 474 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:23,873 You were punching above your... 475 00:24:25,067 --> 00:24:27,267 You seem an... An unlikely couple. 476 00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:28,767 Melissa was out of my league. 477 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:33,367 Is that what you're struggling to say, my aristocratic friend? 478 00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:34,367 Yes. 479 00:24:34,767 --> 00:24:36,727 Poor Melissa. 480 00:24:36,733 --> 00:24:38,733 She had a troubled childhood. 481 00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:42,433 Got in with bad people who got her into drugs. 482 00:24:42,433 --> 00:24:45,903 I offered her security after years of turmoil... 483 00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:50,527 until she got bored and had an affair with Luke Sheppard. 484 00:24:51,067 --> 00:24:53,967 And who could blame her? He's gorgeous. 485 00:24:53,967 --> 00:24:56,597 Did you threaten her or Luke Sheppard? 486 00:24:57,233 --> 00:25:00,873 Me? Threaten big, butch Luke? 487 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,367 What chance would I stand, my dear? 488 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:03,967 No. 489 00:25:03,967 --> 00:25:06,297 I was glad to get rid. 490 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,930 I haven't seen or thought of Melissa for years now. 491 00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:13,903 Sorry. 492 00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:18,167 I blew the exam, I'm sure of it. 493 00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:20,397 Agatha doesn't think I'm up to being a sergeant, 494 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,100 and now I'm going to prove her right. 495 00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:24,370 Agatha's just worried about James. 496 00:25:24,367 --> 00:25:27,197 - She thinks you're amazing. - Hold on. 497 00:25:27,867 --> 00:25:29,797 There's a light on at Melissa's. 498 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,130 I'm gonna take a look. 499 00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:33,173 No. Bill. Bill. 500 00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:36,067 Don't take stupid risks because of something Agatha said. 501 00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:38,297 Look. Call Wilkes for backup. 502 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,830 I don't need Wilkes. 503 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,473 Hello? 504 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:26,670 Thanks for taking me in. 505 00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:28,897 Forensics say that the hammer I was attacked with 506 00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:30,670 was the same that killed Melissa, 507 00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:32,267 probably used to attack James. 508 00:26:32,267 --> 00:26:35,167 So it's all connected. 509 00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:38,267 We're still no further forward to finding James. 510 00:26:44,433 --> 00:26:46,603 I think I owe you an apology. 511 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,600 Toni told me what happened. 512 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,800 If it wasn't for me, 513 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,670 you would never have gone into Melissa's cottage 514 00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:56,067 and you never would have been attacked. 515 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,730 For what it's worth, I have always believed in you. 516 00:26:59,733 --> 00:27:01,503 I think you're gonna pass that exam 517 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,370 and make an excellent sergeant. 518 00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:08,067 Here we go. 519 00:27:08,067 --> 00:27:11,267 Now, Bill, I want you to take this opportunity 520 00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:14,467 to have a little bit of peace and time for yourself. 521 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:15,797 Okay? 522 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,930 What's that? Oh, dear. 523 00:27:17,933 --> 00:27:20,673 Let's just move these away. 524 00:27:24,467 --> 00:27:28,627 No flowers or grapes, but I did bring vodka. 525 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,500 I thought we could all drink it one night when you're better. 526 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,400 Sounds like a plan. 527 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,370 I'm so glad you're okay. 528 00:27:36,367 --> 00:27:38,067 If anything had happened to you... 529 00:27:38,067 --> 00:27:40,467 Uh, something did happen to me. 530 00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:42,967 I got hit on the head with a hammer by a murderer. 531 00:27:42,967 --> 00:27:45,567 I heard a comrade officer had been wounded in action. 532 00:27:45,567 --> 00:27:47,267 Oh. 533 00:27:47,267 --> 00:27:50,527 Now, I know it's a risk we take protecting the community, 534 00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:53,073 but still... Reporting for duty, sir. 535 00:27:53,067 --> 00:27:54,197 How can I help? 536 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,630 Mrs. Boggle, thank you. 537 00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:58,333 But right now, it's enough knowing that you're out there 538 00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:00,973 patrolling the streets, being our eyes and ears. 539 00:28:00,967 --> 00:28:02,697 Mission accepted. 540 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,670 Well, I'm not sure if we need to make it that formal. 541 00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:07,767 - I won't let you down. - Yes. Well, thank you, Mrs. B. 542 00:28:07,767 --> 00:28:09,297 But, uh, if you'll excuse us, 543 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:12,070 we're about to have a bit of a case-conference. 544 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,967 So, for my money, 545 00:28:13,967 --> 00:28:16,197 I think the villain has to be 546 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,300 one of Melissa's shopkeeping ex-husbands... 547 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:23,200 John Dewey, creepy purveyor of dolls, 548 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,330 or hunky Luke Sheppard 549 00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:29,273 of L.J. Sheppard Gentlemen's Outfitters... 550 00:28:29,267 --> 00:28:31,127 Sale ends Friday. 551 00:28:31,133 --> 00:28:36,133 20% percent off all tailoring on presentation of this flyer. 552 00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:37,673 Thank you for that. 553 00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:39,697 Toni, could you go back to Nanny Maude's house, 554 00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:42,300 have a root around, see if there are any signs 555 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:44,070 that James might have returned? 556 00:28:44,067 --> 00:28:46,127 Will do. 557 00:28:46,133 --> 00:28:48,373 Do we think drugs could be behind all this? 558 00:28:48,367 --> 00:28:51,067 I mean, didn't Dewey say Melissa had drug issues in her past? 559 00:28:51,067 --> 00:28:52,797 She had them in her present as well. 560 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,930 Melissa was a regular at the singles night 561 00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:56,373 at the Fox and Ferret. 562 00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:58,567 And she went there to buy drugs 563 00:28:58,567 --> 00:29:00,697 from a dealer who operates there. 564 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,130 I'd be very surprised if anyone was selling drugs 565 00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,833 - at the singles night. - Well, you should know. 566 00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:07,873 You're a regular there too, Sir Charles. 567 00:29:09,133 --> 00:29:11,373 I have no idea what you're talking about, Mrs. B. 568 00:29:11,367 --> 00:29:13,827 It's in my dossier. 569 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,903 Singles night at the Fox and Ferret. 570 00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:19,930 "Observed Sir Charles Fraith being rejected by multiple women 571 00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:22,703 whilst wearing a ridiculous fake mustache." 572 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:27,070 And my humiliation is complete. 573 00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:29,627 Well, perhaps we should all go to the singles night, 574 00:29:29,633 --> 00:29:31,733 see if we can find the man that sold Melissa the drugs. 575 00:29:31,733 --> 00:29:35,273 Now, I'll have to get a hall pass from Mr. Boggle 576 00:29:35,267 --> 00:29:38,067 because he gets very jealous when men flock 'round me. 577 00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:39,367 Right. Well, I'm coming too. 578 00:29:39,367 --> 00:29:41,767 I know I should let Wilkes handle the investigation. 579 00:29:41,767 --> 00:29:43,667 Oh, good God, no. No. No. 580 00:29:43,667 --> 00:29:46,397 Do you have anything else on me in that dossier? 581 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,930 I couldn't possibly discuss official secrets 582 00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:50,773 with a civilian. 583 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,427 Where are you off to? 584 00:29:56,433 --> 00:29:58,733 Singles night at the Fox and Ferret. 585 00:29:58,733 --> 00:30:00,073 Honestly! 586 00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:02,997 James is barely gone... Hopefully not gone at all... 587 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,930 And you're already trying to replace him. 588 00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:07,803 Will you just relax? 589 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,530 I want James back just as much as you do. 590 00:30:09,533 --> 00:30:13,173 I am going to the singles night as part of the investigation. 591 00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:16,127 But currently, I am probably famously 592 00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:18,703 the most unsingle woman in the Cotswolds. 593 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:20,870 No one's gonna tell me anything. 594 00:30:22,233 --> 00:30:25,233 Actually, Sheila, how would Mr. Sheila feel 595 00:30:25,233 --> 00:30:27,433 about you being single... Just for the evening? 596 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,800 Oh, he couldn't care less. 597 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:35,133 I've never bought drugs in my life. 598 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:39,403 But if I had, it wouldn't occur to me to buy them here. 599 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,670 There's a dark underside to the Cotswolds, Sheila. 600 00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:46,297 It's not all thatched cottages and cream teas. 601 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:50,430 Now, we've got to blend in and not attract attention 602 00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:52,633 if we're going to find Melissa's dealer. 603 00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:55,733 And that hemline needs to go up an inch or ten. 604 00:30:55,733 --> 00:30:58,703 And I've already told you about that mustache. 605 00:30:58,700 --> 00:30:59,600 Ow! 606 00:30:59,601 --> 00:31:02,171 - Oh. - Everyone knows it's you. 607 00:31:02,767 --> 00:31:05,167 Maybe that's where I've been going wrong. 608 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,730 This private-detective thing is fun! 609 00:31:12,733 --> 00:31:14,633 - Shh! - Ooh! 610 00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:17,827 - Is the medallion too much? - Way too much. 611 00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:19,773 It's perfect. 612 00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:22,527 Detective Constable Wong! 613 00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:25,703 What exactly are you doing at a singles night in the company 614 00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:28,130 of half the Agatha Raisin Detective Agency? 615 00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:30,503 What are you doing at a singles night, more to the point? 616 00:31:31,067 --> 00:31:32,427 - I'm undercover. - Mm. 617 00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:34,673 I heard there were drugs being sold here. 618 00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,597 I'm wearing a wire. 619 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,070 Testing. Testing, testing. 620 00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:41,427 I am now entering the establishment 621 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:44,873 at approximately 20:46. 622 00:31:47,633 --> 00:31:49,473 Make that 20:47. 623 00:31:50,967 --> 00:31:52,167 Mm. 624 00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:04,573 - Hello. You... - No. 625 00:32:04,567 --> 00:32:06,227 I do not want to give my feedback 626 00:32:06,233 --> 00:32:08,103 on a recent purchase of kitty litter. 627 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:10,130 Nor do I think I may be eligible for a payout 628 00:32:10,133 --> 00:32:14,173 from a PPI that I bought in 1998! 629 00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:20,927 Oh, God! 630 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,370 Okay, so what part of "I'm not interested" 631 00:32:25,367 --> 00:32:26,497 do you not understand? 632 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,070 Agatha. 633 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,770 James? James, is that you? 634 00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:32,927 Where are you? 635 00:32:32,933 --> 00:32:34,073 I'm calling from a pay phone 636 00:32:34,067 --> 00:32:35,327 so the police don't track my mobile, 637 00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:36,933 and I've run out of coins. 638 00:32:36,933 --> 00:32:39,973 James, what have you got to fear from the police? 639 00:32:39,967 --> 00:32:42,427 What have you done? 640 00:32:42,433 --> 00:32:46,133 Please, please, will you just come back to me? 641 00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:48,233 No. I want to. 642 00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:50,403 Of course I do. But I can't. 643 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,330 I-I'd put you in danger, and I'm not prepared to do that. 644 00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:56,403 I need you to know... 645 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,070 I wasn't having an affair with Melissa. 646 00:32:59,067 --> 00:33:00,767 I know that. 647 00:33:00,767 --> 00:33:03,067 The police are convinced I'm responsible, 648 00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:04,597 and that means the killer is out there 649 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,430 - and no one's looking for them. - Did you see who killed Melissa? 650 00:33:08,433 --> 00:33:09,973 No. 651 00:33:09,967 --> 00:33:13,167 After I was hit, all I remember was Melissa's voice. 652 00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:15,667 Uh... it sounded like she knew them. 653 00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:18,067 Agatha... 654 00:33:18,067 --> 00:33:22,327 that thing that Melissa said that I had to tell you... 655 00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:23,867 What? 656 00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:26,698 I... 657 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:29,100 - Agatha? Agatha... - James. 658 00:33:32,367 --> 00:33:34,067 James. 659 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,330 I've never been to a singles night before. 660 00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:45,633 Every night is singles night for me at the moment. 661 00:33:45,633 --> 00:33:48,273 My advice to you... 662 00:33:48,267 --> 00:33:50,727 Find someone to settle down with. 663 00:33:52,733 --> 00:33:54,803 Well, well, well. 664 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,530 Look who's here. 665 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,530 Now, I don't know much, 666 00:34:00,533 --> 00:34:03,973 but I know that you don't bring a doll to singles night. 667 00:34:03,967 --> 00:34:08,227 So, uh, how does this singles-night thing work, then? 668 00:34:08,233 --> 00:34:10,603 Well, the guys send the girls drinks, and they hit on us. 669 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,630 That's it, really. 670 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,073 You seem like a bit of an expert. 671 00:34:14,067 --> 00:34:15,497 Oh, I'm a player. 672 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,070 And don't you forget it, stud. 673 00:34:18,067 --> 00:34:20,467 That's from the gent over there. 674 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,700 What did I tell you? 675 00:34:24,633 --> 00:34:26,173 Ooh. 676 00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:28,527 - From him, madam. - Cheers. Cheers. 677 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,527 - Ooh! - Another. From here. 678 00:34:31,533 --> 00:34:33,873 I knew this would happen. 679 00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:37,667 Thank God Mr. Boggle's not here. He'd tear them limb from limb. 680 00:34:39,367 --> 00:34:40,367 Well done. 681 00:34:40,368 --> 00:34:43,168 Oh. Mrs. Boggle. 682 00:34:44,767 --> 00:34:47,427 I didn't know that you were a singleton. 683 00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:48,773 I didn't know that you were. 684 00:34:48,767 --> 00:34:51,397 Oh, I am tonight. Ooh. 685 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,370 Oh, not... not a word to the mayoress, of course. 686 00:34:55,367 --> 00:34:58,167 So, um, how about I buy you 687 00:34:58,167 --> 00:35:00,827 and, uh, and this lovely lady here a drink, eh? 688 00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:02,803 Here undercover. 689 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,300 Wearing a wire. 690 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:05,900 - Ooh. - Ooh. Like we're in NCIS. 691 00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:07,730 Ooh! 692 00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:09,233 Loving it! 693 00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:11,603 So, who are we looking for? 694 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:16,800 Drug-dealers, illegal purveyors of substances and highs. 695 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,570 Ah. Roger that. 696 00:35:18,567 --> 00:35:21,067 Oh, and, um, keep 'em peeled. 697 00:35:21,067 --> 00:35:22,347 - Ooh! - Whoop, boop, doop, boop. 698 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,870 That guy sold Melissa drugs. 699 00:35:25,867 --> 00:35:27,197 He wasn't saying anything at first, 700 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,930 but then he fell for my womanly charm. 701 00:35:30,533 --> 00:35:31,533 I'm just kidding. 702 00:35:32,367 --> 00:35:34,497 He hasn't sold Melissa drugs in weeks. 703 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:37,070 She's getting them from her ex-husband. 704 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,870 Ah! 705 00:35:40,867 --> 00:35:43,797 Would any of you lovely young people care to join our party? 706 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,730 Sir Charles! The more the merrier, I say. 707 00:35:45,733 --> 00:35:47,233 Oh. Um... 708 00:35:47,767 --> 00:35:50,427 I'm not sure we're really in a party mood, Mayor Ted. 709 00:35:50,433 --> 00:35:52,403 FYI, Constable... 710 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,870 Myself and my unofficial deputy here 711 00:35:54,867 --> 00:35:56,797 have completed our investigation, 712 00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:01,430 and we can now declare that this is a drugs-free singles night. 713 00:36:01,433 --> 00:36:03,603 - Great. - Brilliant. Excuse me. 714 00:36:04,167 --> 00:36:06,067 I'm gonna see her. 715 00:36:08,067 --> 00:36:11,167 So Dewey manages to avoid questioning 716 00:36:11,167 --> 00:36:15,767 because of an incompetent inspector and a swinging mayor. 717 00:36:15,767 --> 00:36:17,467 Toni and I could go and see him today. 718 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:18,497 Great idea. 719 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:19,870 I will tell Charles and Sarah 720 00:36:19,867 --> 00:36:23,567 to find an excuse to go and see Luke Sheppard at work. 721 00:36:23,567 --> 00:36:25,627 I wanted to show you this. 722 00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:27,073 It's CCTV footage. 723 00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:30,073 James, you're alive! 724 00:36:30,067 --> 00:36:32,567 Wait. How did you access this? 725 00:36:32,567 --> 00:36:33,867 Used my police account. 726 00:36:33,867 --> 00:36:35,567 But won't Wilkes know you've logged on 727 00:36:35,567 --> 00:36:37,067 when you're on sick leave? 728 00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:38,597 What about your promotion? 729 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,370 Well, James is my friend. 730 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:44,373 You okay, Agatha? 731 00:36:44,367 --> 00:36:46,497 I actually talked to James last night. 732 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:47,500 You spoke to him? 733 00:36:47,501 --> 00:36:50,071 He rang, but he got cut off 734 00:36:50,067 --> 00:36:53,827 before he could tell me where he was. 735 00:36:53,833 --> 00:36:55,703 Oh, it's okay. 736 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:57,400 We'll find him. 737 00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,400 We'll start at that lay-by. 738 00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:11,867 That's Dewey's place. He lives above the shop. 739 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:17,067 Mrs. Boggle? 740 00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:18,427 What are you doing here? 741 00:37:18,433 --> 00:37:22,333 Protecting the community 24/7, mainly from teenagers. 742 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,633 I hate teenagers, don't you? 743 00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:26,273 L-Look at them. 744 00:37:26,267 --> 00:37:28,697 Strutting 'round like they own the place. 745 00:37:29,533 --> 00:37:31,073 And look what they wrote. 746 00:37:31,067 --> 00:37:32,897 It's outrageous! 747 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:35,600 Any fool knows there are two G's in "Boggle." 748 00:37:37,433 --> 00:37:41,133 "Walking down street..." 749 00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:43,373 Lovely to meet you, Sir Charles. 750 00:37:43,367 --> 00:37:45,867 And let me say what a pleasure it is 751 00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:49,527 to make a suit for a man with such a trim and youthful figure. 752 00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:53,073 Ah. Well, one likes to keep in shape. 753 00:37:53,067 --> 00:37:56,597 My wife says you've been 'round asking questions about Melissa. 754 00:37:58,867 --> 00:38:00,727 W... Listen. 755 00:38:03,567 --> 00:38:06,067 Sorry. I couldn't help myself. 756 00:38:06,067 --> 00:38:08,797 I've been staring at that since you came in. 757 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:13,403 Let me tell you what I told Inspector Wilkes. 758 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:18,200 On the night of Melissa's murder, I was at the concert. 759 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:22,870 And, uh, when that poor young policeman was attacked... 760 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:29,370 I was at a hotel with Karen... for her 30th birthday. 761 00:38:29,367 --> 00:38:30,767 Thirtieth? 762 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,467 Yes. That's right. 763 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,630 Ah. 764 00:38:38,633 --> 00:38:40,273 Won't you join us for tea? 765 00:38:40,267 --> 00:38:42,527 Oh. Do we have to? 766 00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:44,873 Those dolls creep me out. 767 00:38:44,867 --> 00:38:46,227 You told Sir Charles Fraith 768 00:38:46,233 --> 00:38:47,933 that you hadn't seen Melissa in years, 769 00:38:47,933 --> 00:38:49,973 but our inquiries suggest otherwise. 770 00:38:50,533 --> 00:38:51,873 Ah. 771 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,070 Melissa came 'round wanting money... 772 00:38:58,067 --> 00:39:00,067 a few weeks ago. 773 00:39:00,067 --> 00:39:01,467 I told her I couldn't help. 774 00:39:01,467 --> 00:39:03,127 I was worried she'd only spend it on drugs, 775 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:04,773 like she did when we were together. 776 00:39:04,767 --> 00:39:07,767 So she had drug issues during your marriage? 777 00:39:10,367 --> 00:39:13,267 I am old-fashioned about drugs. 778 00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:16,797 I hate them because of what they did to Melissa. 779 00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:21,833 Right. All measured up. 780 00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:27,273 Shall we say give me the £300 deposit now... 781 00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:30,067 and the other £1,200 when the suit's ready? 782 00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:31,297 Fifteen hundred? 783 00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:33,433 Bargain. 784 00:39:35,567 --> 00:39:38,167 Okay. Yes. Well done. 785 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:41,967 Clever little snoops, aren't they, ladies? 786 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,900 Yes. 787 00:39:44,767 --> 00:39:47,667 I did see Melissa, yes. 788 00:39:48,733 --> 00:39:51,433 She was seeing a psychiatrist in Mircester, 789 00:39:51,433 --> 00:39:53,433 and she popped 'round afterwards. 790 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,173 She was lonely. 791 00:39:55,167 --> 00:39:57,467 And you won't be surprised to learn so was I. 792 00:39:57,467 --> 00:39:59,867 Was someone selling her drugs, Mr. Dewey? 793 00:39:59,867 --> 00:40:02,767 Well, I wouldn't know. I have nothing to do with drugs. 794 00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:04,097 They scare me. 795 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,400 What's this about? 796 00:40:06,133 --> 00:40:08,603 I'm pretty sure taking a toy doll to a singles night 797 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,300 is a good way to stay single. 798 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,630 Well, I... 799 00:40:11,633 --> 00:40:13,973 Well, I'm sure you're right. Yes. 800 00:40:13,967 --> 00:40:16,867 But the thing is, uh, I don't have a wingman. 801 00:40:16,867 --> 00:40:19,267 So I make do with a-a wing-doll. 802 00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:24,397 Officer Boggle checking in! 803 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,370 Everything okay 804 00:40:26,367 --> 00:40:30,327 or do you want me to call Inspector Wilkes for backup? 805 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:32,603 Yes! 806 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,270 Yes! He recognized James! 807 00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:37,627 He said that he asked him for a lift. 808 00:40:37,633 --> 00:40:39,133 But the driver refused to take him 809 00:40:39,133 --> 00:40:41,703 because he thought he looked... His words... a little dubious. 810 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:43,030 Said he wanted to go to Scotland. 811 00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:44,433 Scotland?! 812 00:40:44,433 --> 00:40:48,273 I mean, obviously we can't go to Scotland right now. 813 00:40:51,233 --> 00:40:53,073 Your wife not feeding you, mate? 814 00:40:53,067 --> 00:40:54,897 If you knew anything about my wife's cooking, 815 00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:56,430 you'd understand. 816 00:40:56,433 --> 00:40:58,773 - Can I get a cup of tea, please? - Sure. 817 00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:10,630 So, Dewey is our prime suspect. 818 00:41:10,633 --> 00:41:12,073 Agreed. 819 00:41:12,067 --> 00:41:13,497 As far as I can tell, 820 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,400 the only thing Luke Sheppard is guilty of 821 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,530 is overcharging me for a suit. 822 00:41:17,533 --> 00:41:19,603 But didn't you say Luke had a bong in his house? 823 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,070 That could belong to the wife, Karen. 824 00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:24,073 True. 825 00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:27,127 What about checking out this psychiatrist 826 00:41:27,133 --> 00:41:28,573 that Dewey said Melissa was seeing? 827 00:41:28,567 --> 00:41:29,767 Good idea. 828 00:41:29,767 --> 00:41:31,867 I was also wondering if there are any clues 829 00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:33,267 at Melissa's house. 830 00:41:33,267 --> 00:41:34,667 Probably. 831 00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:37,927 Whoever Bill disturbed must have been there for a reason. 832 00:41:37,933 --> 00:41:41,333 I could always, um, try and break in, 833 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,973 check out her laptops, et cetera. 834 00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:45,127 Neighborhood watch take a very dim view 835 00:41:45,133 --> 00:41:48,573 of breaking and entering, even by landed gentry, Sir Charles. 836 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:52,700 You could always use the spare key Melissa Sheppard hid 837 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:56,470 under the yellow flowerpot to the left of the front door. 838 00:41:56,467 --> 00:41:58,127 - It's in the... - In the dossier. 839 00:41:58,133 --> 00:41:59,673 Course it is. 840 00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:01,127 Dossier. 841 00:42:11,233 --> 00:42:12,733 Oh. 842 00:42:12,733 --> 00:42:14,533 Marvelous. 843 00:42:16,433 --> 00:42:19,133 Well, she wasn't lying about being a writer. 844 00:42:19,133 --> 00:42:21,903 Three novels... "Rehab," "The Walrus"... 845 00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:25,100 Oh. "Fifty Shades of James." 846 00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:26,570 Don't need to read that one. 847 00:42:26,567 --> 00:42:29,227 I think we absolutely do have to read that one. 848 00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:43,530 Well, thank you for your help. 849 00:42:43,533 --> 00:42:44,833 Right. 850 00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:48,073 That was the last private doctor in James' search results, 851 00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:50,267 and he hasn't made an appointment there either. 852 00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:53,967 So then what was he doing googling doctors? 853 00:42:53,967 --> 00:42:59,427 Why face all this on his own rather than ask us for support? 854 00:42:59,433 --> 00:43:01,133 Bloody men. 855 00:43:12,533 --> 00:43:14,633 I wonder who she is. 856 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:18,433 Clearly connected to Melissa in some way. 857 00:43:20,067 --> 00:43:23,667 But I daresay she'd tell you, Charles. 858 00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:26,927 I mean, what lady can resist your legendary charms? 859 00:43:27,933 --> 00:43:29,073 Very funny. 860 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,700 Hello. 861 00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:39,130 I'd like to make an appointment to see Dr. Henderson, please. 862 00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:40,903 Yes. Of course. 863 00:43:50,133 --> 00:43:52,573 Sir Charles Fraith. 864 00:43:52,567 --> 00:43:55,667 Charles. Hello there. 865 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:57,667 Welcome to the area. 866 00:43:57,667 --> 00:44:00,127 Oh. No. I-I'm not living here. 867 00:44:00,133 --> 00:44:02,603 No. The house belonged to my sister. 868 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,070 I'm just collecting family heirlooms. 869 00:44:05,067 --> 00:44:08,127 I was terribly sorry to hear of your sad loss. 870 00:44:08,133 --> 00:44:11,073 But I'm sure your sister would want you to have them. 871 00:44:11,067 --> 00:44:14,397 She definitely wouldn't, but I'm having them anyway. 872 00:44:15,167 --> 00:44:17,227 You know, I didn't know your sister very well, but... 873 00:44:17,233 --> 00:44:20,573 but you seem very different. 874 00:44:20,567 --> 00:44:22,167 Why is that, I wonder. 875 00:44:22,733 --> 00:44:24,333 It's a long story. 876 00:44:25,567 --> 00:44:28,067 I would very much like to hear it. 877 00:44:31,067 --> 00:44:32,967 Would you like to come in? 878 00:44:39,267 --> 00:44:41,927 Still got it, Charlie boy. 879 00:44:41,933 --> 00:44:43,633 We weren't close. 880 00:44:43,633 --> 00:44:46,073 Hadn't seen each other in years. 881 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,130 Melissa was a novelist? 882 00:44:51,133 --> 00:44:55,703 A novelist, a yoga teacher, an astronaut, 883 00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:57,900 was secretly going out with Prince William. 884 00:44:58,733 --> 00:45:01,173 Melissa claimed them all. 885 00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:02,267 The truth... 886 00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:05,697 She was a narcissist and a drug addict, 887 00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:08,970 in and out of rehab in her early 20s. 888 00:45:08,967 --> 00:45:12,497 Even so, she was our father's favorite. 889 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,170 He disinherited me and left everything to her. 890 00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:19,200 What did you do to deserve that? 891 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,070 I'll tell you another time. 892 00:45:22,367 --> 00:45:25,397 Melissa was pretty and popular. 893 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,400 I was always in her shadow. 894 00:45:28,567 --> 00:45:30,897 I can't imagine why. 895 00:45:33,067 --> 00:45:37,897 Especially, if I may say... in those heels. 896 00:45:39,733 --> 00:45:42,233 You're very charming, Sir Charles. 897 00:45:45,067 --> 00:45:48,697 It has been said, although not recently. 898 00:46:00,067 --> 00:46:02,927 I know a very nice pub nearby. 899 00:46:02,933 --> 00:46:05,173 I wonder if I could buy you a drink this afternoon. 900 00:46:07,067 --> 00:46:09,227 The plain sister, 901 00:46:09,233 --> 00:46:12,933 jealous of the younger, more beautiful sister. 902 00:46:12,933 --> 00:46:15,073 A story as old as time. 903 00:46:15,067 --> 00:46:16,827 Add her to the rogue's gallery. 904 00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:19,303 Julia is not plain. 905 00:46:20,067 --> 00:46:21,727 I think she's rather beautiful. 906 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:24,470 We're going for a drink. 907 00:46:24,467 --> 00:46:26,227 Oh! 908 00:46:26,233 --> 00:46:28,573 Charles has fallen in love with the new suspect, 909 00:46:28,567 --> 00:46:31,127 only because she's the only woman in a very long time 910 00:46:31,133 --> 00:46:33,633 that's not given him the bum's rush. 911 00:46:33,633 --> 00:46:34,633 Yes. 912 00:46:34,634 --> 00:46:36,104 Anyway... 913 00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:39,600 we need to get back to Melissa's house, find that "Rehab" novel. 914 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,800 Oh! I'm on it. 915 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,170 Good, good. 916 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:44,367 That was the receptionist from one of the private doctors 917 00:46:44,367 --> 00:46:46,527 we called earlier... A Dr. Henderson. 918 00:46:46,533 --> 00:46:48,533 A person answering James' description 919 00:46:48,533 --> 00:46:51,273 has just made an appointment for an hour's time. 920 00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:59,700 We need to keep quiet and stay hidden till he comes out. 921 00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:02,730 If James is hurt, he really needs to see that doctor. 922 00:47:02,733 --> 00:47:04,933 I'll keep my emotions in check. 923 00:47:04,933 --> 00:47:06,103 Good. 924 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:13,900 Oh, my God! James! 925 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:15,870 Sheila! 926 00:47:15,867 --> 00:47:17,527 James, don't run! 927 00:47:17,533 --> 00:47:19,773 Please just come home! 928 00:47:19,767 --> 00:47:22,367 I can't. Not yet. 929 00:47:23,933 --> 00:47:25,473 Agatha. 930 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,730 Oh, he thinks we've called the police! 931 00:47:30,733 --> 00:47:32,803 Oh, well done, Sheila. Brilliant. 932 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,570 I thought you boarding-school types 933 00:47:34,567 --> 00:47:36,767 were meant to repress all your feelings. 934 00:47:36,767 --> 00:47:38,227 Agatha. 935 00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:40,303 Whatever's wrong with James, 936 00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:43,570 it's psychological, not physical. 937 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,430 Okay, Charles. Here we go. 938 00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:53,533 Hi. How are you doing? 939 00:47:53,533 --> 00:47:55,373 So nice to see you again. 940 00:47:55,367 --> 00:47:57,327 Sorry. Hot date. 941 00:47:58,467 --> 00:47:59,727 Okay. 942 00:48:04,567 --> 00:48:06,127 Here we are. 943 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:09,400 Charles? 944 00:48:17,133 --> 00:48:19,203 Is this... 945 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:28,527 I fear this date may not be as hot as you've imagined. 946 00:48:29,433 --> 00:48:32,533 This is why my father disinherited me. 947 00:48:33,067 --> 00:48:35,697 He did it the day I took my vows. 948 00:49:11,233 --> 00:49:16,073 I have a polo mallet... and I'm not afraid to use it. 949 00:49:25,433 --> 00:49:26,603 Lacey. 950 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,100 Charles.