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James!

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Why did you let me sleep in?

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I was going to bring you
breakfast in bed.

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Why?

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Does there have to be a reason?

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Well, you only bring me flowers

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when you've done
something wrong.

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Or buy me chocolates when
I'vedone something wrong.

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But breakfast?

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This is a whole different
heap of sorryness.

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What?

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- What?
- What?

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What?

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Oh.
The article.

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The... The interview.

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What's it like?

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Yeah.
Yeah, it's okay.

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"Super Sleuth or P.R. Stunt?

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This... This is a hatchet job.
That's what this is.

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Wilkes!
They're quoting Wilkes.

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Listen to this.

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"Mrs. Raisin tends to hinder
rather than to help

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the very important work
that the police do.

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But what would you expect
from an amateur?"

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Amateur?!

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Right.
Well, I'll show them.

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Didn't make it to bed again,
then, I see?

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Well, the book on the Civil War
must be going great guns.

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20,000 words and counting.
Deadline end of the week.

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You'll be brilliant.
You know what you're doing.

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- You'll smash it.
- Hopefully.

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Actually, uh,

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I wanted you to read something.

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It's our letter of engagement,
Mrs. Duckett.

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We need you to sign it.

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Well, you shouldn't believe

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everything you read
in the paper.

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Or your husband,
for that matter.

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Miserable old goat.

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- Ah, morning, Dottie.
- Morning.

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Still no news on Red,
I'm afraid.

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But we are trending
on social media.

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We got some posters made.

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Red'll turn up.

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Uh, hello?

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Tiggy Laggat-Brown
to see Mrs. Raisin.

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How about you take a seat?
I'll be right with you.

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- How about I don't?
- Morning, team.

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Ah.
This is my old friend Tiggy.

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Less of the "old," Chas.

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We've known each other
since our 20s,

52
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and I've promised her
preferential treatment.

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No such thing.
We have crimes to solve.

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And by that, I don't mean
missing dogs and honey traps.

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I want something nice and juicy
to get my teeth stuck into.

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Death threats juicy enough
for you?

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Agatha Raisin.

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Very pleased to make
your acquaintance.

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Do tell me all about it.

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Yeah, a touch-up
and you'll be fine.

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Excuse me?

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No, I-I meant Marilyn.

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Uh, just checking you're okay
for tonight's talk

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to the historical society.

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All set and raring to go.

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Do you want, uh, PowerPoint,
slides, or virtual soundtrack?

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Could cover all bases
if you like. Your call.

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Just a talk would be okay,
I think.

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Ah!
Okay, okay.

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How many are we expecting?

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At the moment, three.

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Including me.
Four if you include yourself.

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Okay.

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See you at 7:00
at the village hall.

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Actually could we make it 6:00?

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And if you could come
to the vicarage.

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It'll just be more cozy.

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Cozy.

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And it's my daughter's
21st tonight.

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We live at the manor house
at Herris Cum Magna,

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and we've organized a party
to celebrate

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and to announce her engagement
to Perry Peterson.

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It's all gone horribly wrong.

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The caterers have let me down,
the ice sculpture has melted...

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Listen, lady,
I was promised a death threat.

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Show her the note, Tigs.

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This arrived yesterday.

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"If Cassandra marries Perry
she will die.

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Don't tell police."

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Why not tell the police?

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- Because it says not to.
- So?

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If someone threatened
my daughter or me mum

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or Gemma or whatever,

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I'd be legging it to the cops,
simple as.

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I don't want
the police involved.

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Imagine what people would say.
Gossip would be rife.

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And that isn't pleasant, is it?

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So I turned to Charles here,
as always.

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He's regaled us
at the country club

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with his colorful accounts
of his work here.

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So, naturally,
he came to my rescue.

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Naturally.

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Although I hope you're not
the amateur busybody

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that the police say you are.

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Oh, no, not at all.

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In fact, I can assure you,
Mrs. Laggat-Brown,

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that I can get to
the bottom of this.

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For an ever-so-professional fee.

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Of course.
Whatever it takes.

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I'm sure
with Charles at the helm

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we'll get results.

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Tigs.
Uh...

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All clear here.

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Looking good.

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All set this end.

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Rogering that.

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A big welcome to you all.

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It'll be fine.

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Thank you.

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Um, there will be speeches
and fireworks to follow.

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Uh, and in the meantime,

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please do help yourselves
to food and drink

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and enjoy Cassandra's
favorite dance,

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the Argentinean tango.

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So, tell me boys,
how's the sleepover going?

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Is this the beginning of a
beautiful, blossoming bromance?

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So far so good.

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Although I wouldn't
exactly call it a bromance.

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It's only the weekend,
isn't it, Roy?

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A change is as good
as a rest, Aggie.

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Oh, gosh.

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These two are fairly
going for it, aren't they?

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Oh.

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Ah.

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I see Gorgeous George
has caught your attention.

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He's an old school friend,
you know?

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And we used to hang with Tiggy
back in the day.

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The three of us
were thick as thieves.

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You know,
he's an ex-hedge-fund manager.

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He gave it all up
just like that,

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to pursue his lifelong passion
for the Argentine tango.

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Is that even legal?

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Ohh.

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What's he doing now?

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Mirada and cabeceo.

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Wha?
A-whatty-and-a-what-what?

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Mirada.

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He looks into her eyes,

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asking if she would
like to dance.

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Cabeceo.

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He cocks his head,
beckoning her to him.

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Of course he does.

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Now I see where youget it from.

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Toni, avert your eyes.

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O-kay.

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What's happening here, then?

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Well, I know
exactly what's happening.

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It's the...

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Is it...?

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Good God, he looks like
he's seen a ghost.

161
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Actually, you know, he has.

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What do you mean?

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His wife, Helen.

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You're a dead ringer for her.

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"Dead ringer" as in...?

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As in she's dead.

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Ah...

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And remember, this was
Cromwell's first command.

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He rampaged across the field,

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pulverizing Prince Rupert's
right wing.

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Rupert's defeat was severe.

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He was on horse,
and legend has it,

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was forced to hide
in a bean field.

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Quite a pile, isn't it?

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Used to belong
to your friend George.

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When Helen died,
he sold everything.

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He and his daughter moved
to a cottage on the estate,

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and he turned to dance.

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Lord of the manor
to lord of the dance.

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A much happier lord,
I might add.

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- Charles, good to see you.
- How are you doing?

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- Very well.
- Agatha.

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Very pleased to meet you.

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George?
George?

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Sorry to interrupt.
We're back on.

186
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We still have work to do.

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Yes, thank you, Emma.

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Be right there.

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Okay.

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00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,720
It's good to meet you, Agatha.

191
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You too.

192
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I am actually vegan,

193
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but salmons don't have
eyelashes, I don't think, so...

194
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Excusez-moi!

195
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No scoffing.
And absolutely no drinking.

196
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,440
Come on. Look lively, mister.
Mingle. Eyes, ears.

197
00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,440
What? I'm the master mingler.
I'm the master of mingling.

198
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- Watch and learn, sweet chuff.
- Mm!

199
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So how are things
really going at Charles'?

200
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Yeah, it's all right.

201
00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:36,000
It's a little bit cold and damp
and lonely in the attic.

202
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,920
Well, if you... if you
want to come home

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where it's warm and cozy
and friendly,

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you know,
you know where to come.

205
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No.
It's fine.

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00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,640
I'll leave you two lovebirds
to it.

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00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,200
Cheers.

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00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,840
Uh! Geh-geh-geh-geh!
I said no drinking, didn't I?

209
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,760
Go.
Mingle.

210
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,040
Hi.

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00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,720
Can I buy you a free drink?

212
00:10:58,720 --> 00:10:59,800
Yes, you can.

213
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,720
Captain and Mrs. Bushing.
How are you?

214
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,160
Lovely to see you.
Do go through.

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00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,240
Let me introduce you.

216
00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,960
This is Felicity,
my darling goddaughter.

217
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,560
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Cassandra, my daughter.

218
00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,840
- And Perry, her fiancé.
- Cassie, look who's arrived!

219
00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,240
Oh, good God!

220
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,000
Mummy, Mummy, look!
It's Trudi!

221
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000
Sorry, it's Cassie's big day.

222
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,520
She's... She's just
a bit excited.

223
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,520
- She is. She is.
- It means the world to her.

224
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Perry, is there anyone
that you could think of

225
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that would maybe...
Would possibly harm Cassandra?

226
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,920
I don't know,
an ex-boyfriend maybe?

227
00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,720
No. Cassie, no, no.
Cassie's an angel.

228
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Her mother, maybe.

229
00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,480
Are you ill?

230
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,880
Got to practice my big number.

231
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:55,720
See, what it is, is I stupidly
agreed to do this tango routine

232
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after the speeches
by the swimming pool

233
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,720
'cause, well, that's where
I proposed to Cassie.

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00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,040
- By the swimming pool.
- Aww.

235
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,960
Tell you the truth,
I'm absolutely dreading it.

236
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:09,120
I've had lessons with George,
right, but...

237
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,920
Do I have two left feet?

238
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,920
Uh...

239
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,480
Well, not, predominantly.
Well, no.

240
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,840
See, well I'm more of
a two-tone man, myself.

241
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,280
- Right.
- Ooh!

242
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:23,840
Just a bit of ska,
you know, bit of reggae.

243
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,280
If I mess this up,
Cassie's gonna kill me.

244
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,840
Or her mother will.

245
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,760
Good evening, sorry, thank you.

246
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,920
He's a nice big boy, isn't he?

247
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,880
Not really.

248
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,360
Wrong side of the tracks.

249
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,720
His father, Harrison,
has done time.

250
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,800
- Regular family of jailbirds.
- Really?

251
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,480
Well, why didn't you tell us
this before?

252
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,840
- Is he here tonight?
- God, no!

253
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,880
Criminals in my house?

254
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,640
No, he was banned.
Didn't go down well.

255
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,840
He was spitting.

256
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,040
Enough to harm Cassandra?

257
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,600
That type
are capable of anything.

258
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,880
Where will I find him?

259
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,840
In a gutter somewhere.

260
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,080
So is it just Harrison Peterson
that you object to,

261
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,440
or is it pretty much everyone

262
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,320
from the wrong side
of the tracks, Perry included?

263
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,960
Well, obviously he wouldn't be
my first choice for Cassandra,

264
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,440
but what can you do?

265
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,080
Cassandra wants to be
a professional dancer

266
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,200
in the West End.

267
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,720
She's already
started auditioning.

268
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,840
Cassie is amazing.
Much better than me.

269
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,360
Oh, Fliss.

270
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,080
Cass and Fliss have
been dancing together

271
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,600
since they were knee-high
to a grasshopper.

272
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,440
Isn't that right?

273
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,800
Do you remember,
we used to drive you insane

274
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,760
by playing the same song
on repeat

275
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,440
practically all the time.

276
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,520
Don't.

277
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,720
So is, uh, Cassandra's father
here tonight?

278
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,520
Jeremy works away a lot.

279
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,640
He's in the middle
of a big deal.

280
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,080
Travel industry.

281
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,360
He's securing contracts
with a major five-star hotel.

282
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,120
On his daughter's 21st?

283
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,560
Can't be helped.

284
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,920
Oh!
Time for the speeches.

285
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,440
Oh, Dad, can I have a mo?

286
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,000
Not now, darling.

287
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,160
I'm too busy
thinking about the dances.

288
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,480
Ooh, couple of sightings of Red.

289
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,760
- Who?
- The dog.

290
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:17,160
Oh.
What dog?

291
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,240
Roy, are you, uh...
Are you in position?

292
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,960
How is it?

293
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,320
Everything seems to be good
up my end.

294
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,640
- Charlie boy?
- So far so good.

295
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,800
Flank the chairs, Charles.

296
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,160
Assume position.

297
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:58,040
Ladies and...
thank you so much for coming

298
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,600
to this happy... celebration.

299
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,600
No one can...

300
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,520
Perry, sort it out.

301
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,720
Where's the...

302
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,400
- Test.
- No!

303
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,560
Ladies and gentlemen...

304
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,680
Gun! Gun!

305
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,480
Will someone open
the bloody door?!

306
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,160
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry.

307
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,440
Give me that!

308
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,880
There was a gun.

309
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,960
In that room.
At that window.

310
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,200
- I swear.
- Well, there's no one there now.

311
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,320
Well, they're not gonna
hang around

312
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,560
for a cozy little chat,
are they?

313
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,360
- I heard a gunshot.
- Or a firework?

314
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,920
Could you have imagined it?

315
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,560
Charles, I know what I saw.

316
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:29,160
Okay.

317
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,440
Who set off the fireworks?

318
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,160
Get out!
You frightful woman!

319
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,960
Look at me!
You've ruined my dress!

320
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,680
I saved your life!

321
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,320
'Cause there was a man up there,

322
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:45,200
a gunman with his sights
firmly set on you!

323
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,400
- I know what I saw!
- You saw nothing!

324
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,080
Because there was nobody there,

325
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,520
you ridiculous creature!

326
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,280
I should've known
you'd be trouble

327
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,000
from the story in the papers.

328
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,720
All right,
so what about Tango George?

329
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,760
I saw him trotting along
to the house

330
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,440
just as the speeches
were starting.

331
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,400
Dad?! I'm sorry, you have
got that totally wrong!

332
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,160
It's ridiculous!

333
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,200
We've known each other
for yonks, haven't we, Charles?

334
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,200
Tell her!

335
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,761
Oh, look, the police.
Well done.

336
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,840
- Here they are, on time.
- Who called the police?

337
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,560
Me.
I did.

338
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,160
Why did you do that?

339
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,000
Oh, everyone's leaving!

340
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,400
W-We won't get to do our dance.

341
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,560
Cassie, the party is over.

342
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:25,080
Get out!
I do not want you here!

343
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,560
You hired me.

344
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,040
And now I am firing you.

345
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,560
All right.

346
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,040
And as for you,
I read the article.

347
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,720
Weasel.

348
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,120
That's D.C.I. Weasel to you.

349
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:48,120
- She needs to be stopped.
- Yeah, that's music to my ears.

350
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,640
If people didn't choose
to engage

351
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,720
a private investigator,
Mrs. Laggat-Brown,

352
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,880
then the need for them
would be significantly reduced.

353
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,640
I know what I saw, Bill.

354
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:02,720
In fact, I think this might be
rather a good time

355
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,600
for you to tell the police
exactly why you hired me.

356
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:09,520
Just go, you crazy woman!

357
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,200
Tiggy, Tiggy.
Listen, I've got this.

358
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,800
Don't worry.
I think we should leave.

359
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,800
All right, all right.
All right, Charles!

360
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,640
I'm going.
For now.

361
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:24,400
But someone let off
those fireworks early. Mm.

362
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:28,400
And I think you should just
check out Harrison Peterson.

363
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,760
Hmm?

364
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,040
Charles.

365
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:37,200
Wild imagination, that one.
She's a crazy woman.

366
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,560
So, who did she kill?

367
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,200
Ha ha!
Your face.

368
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,200
Just joking, yeah.

369
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,520
- How did the thing...
- How was the...

370
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,400
- No...
- You go.

371
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,120
- Well, what I was going to...
- How was the...

372
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,000
Good morning!

373
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,680
Boy, have I missed
central heating.

374
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,400
Fraith's was very drafty.

375
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,960
And someone didn't lock up
properly last night,

376
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,800
so I'm back.

377
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,440
Carry on.
Don't mind me.

378
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:18,680
Well, I was just going to say,
how did the talk go last night?

379
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,480
Because you were in bed
when I got back.

380
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,560
Great, great.
How was work?

381
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,480
Good, good.

382
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,120
Agatha dodged a bullet.

383
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,880
You mean by not coming
to my talk?

384
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,040
- No, I mean an actual bullet.
- Roy!

385
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,640
What?
What happened?

386
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,120
Well, someone shot in her
direction, and she dodged it.

387
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,000
- Nine lives, this one.
- Roy!

388
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,240
Agatha?

389
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,800
It was just a little bullet.

390
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,360
And it wasn't aiming at me,
per se.

391
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,520
It just sort of went...
And I went...

392
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,040
- Whizzed.
- And it just...

393
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,800
You have somewhere to be, Roy.

394
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,720
- Office. Now.
- Okay.

395
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,760
Agatha!
Talk to me.

396
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,480
James, I'm fine.
Look at me.

397
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,840
I'm absolutely fine.

398
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,120
Roy Silver!

399
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,560
Why don't we do, uh,
four ganchos,

400
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,880
and then I could come in close
and we can do...

401
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,120
I'm so sorry,

402
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,720
I don't know
what's up with me today.

403
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,600
- My head's all over the place.
- Ohh...

404
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,400
Hello!

405
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,800
Agatha.

406
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,480
To what do I owe the honor?

407
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,480
You're not about to take
a running jump at us, are you?

408
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,320
No!
No.

409
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,360
Well, not unless you've got
a swimming pool.

410
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,400
No, actually,
I was just passing.

411
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,960
I thought
you were Carsely based.

412
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,520
I am.

413
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,760
But I just wanted
a quick word with George.

414
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,480
- In private.
- Ah.

415
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,880
Okay.

416
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,240
No, uh, no problem.

417
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,480
Uh, George,
shall I come back later

418
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,200
so we can finish rehearsing
that routine?

419
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,480
Actually, let's, um...

420
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,400
Let's... Let's leave it
for today.

421
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,520
I need to think about
the duet thing,

422
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,800
and I'm not sure it's working.

423
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,240
Really?

424
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,000
Okay.

425
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,800
Um, I'll see you later.

426
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,360
Nice to see you.

427
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,720
You too.

428
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,440
Are you and she...?

429
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,760
- No, no. Just friends.
- No? Just friends.

430
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,080
Fellow widowers.
That's all.

431
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,880
Oh! Goodness.
Look at all this.

432
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,200
Yes, I have a passion
for passion.

433
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,680
Have you ever felt that, Agatha?
That... That burning desire?

434
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,280
That fire in the belly?

435
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,000
Yes, I have.
Yes.

436
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,960
But only when I drink sambuca.

437
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,440
Oh.

438
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,640
That's my late wife, Helen.

439
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,360
Did you know
that the tango arose

440
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,080
from the seedy waterfront areas
in Buenos Aires?

441
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,800
Uh, n-no.
I did not.

442
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,520
The mating dance

443
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,120
between barmaids
and their customers

444
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,080
in shady nightclubs.

445
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,680
And with very few women around,

446
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,360
the young men found themselves
looking for excitement

447
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,960
and joining in too.

448
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,840
Hot and smoky, they would dance
late into the night,

449
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,760
reckless,

450
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,320
provocative, and...

451
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,640
Deadly.

452
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,120
"Sensual," I was going to say.

453
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,840
And that.

454
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,120
Deadly and sensual.

455
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,160
Such a deadly, sensual dance.

456
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,360
So how can I help?

457
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:58,560
Yes, well, uh, let's get
straight to the point.

458
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,240
What were you doing
sneaking into the manor house

459
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,520
just as the speeches
were starting?

460
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,560
- Sneaking?
- Mm-hmm.

461
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,280
Hardly.

462
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,280
No, the speeches were of
no real relevance to me,

463
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,720
and I...
I needed a comfort break.

464
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,200
Oh. Well...

465
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,400
Still, I mean,
it... it must be a little odd.

466
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,720
I mean, your old home.

467
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,000
And this place is...
It's quaint...

468
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,280
It's really just
bricks and mortar to me.

469
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,720
After Helen passed, I lost
all interest in material things.

470
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,440
Life's too short.
Why waste it?

471
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,120
Now I live to dance.

472
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,720
Have you ever tried tango?

473
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,080
Uhh, no.

474
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,960
No, I have not.

475
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,600
Well, you should.

476
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,760
I do classes, and you would be
more than welcome.

477
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,760
Got to cover the basics,
Detective Constable Wong.

478
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,640
Did you check
if they have security cameras?

479
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,320
I did, and they don't.

480
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,200
Oh. SOCO have been busy
with the plastics. Careful.

481
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,080
I think we'll be all right.

482
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,480
We've requested phone coverage
from the guests,

483
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,160
see if someone caught
the gunman on camera.

484
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,000
Yeah, as if there was
a "gunman."

485
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,360
Right.
Oh, oh, careful now.

486
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,480
I've been doing this
a long time.

487
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,040
Let's have a look.

488
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,520
- Sir?
- Yeah?

489
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,880
We're wearing gloves.

490
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,600
Oh.
How'd that happen?

491
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,840
Silly things.

492
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,200
If Agatha said she saw
something, she saw something.

493
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,400
Yeah, or she thought
she saw something.

494
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,240
Attention seeking,
that's all this is.

495
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,480
"Ohh!
I need more attention.

496
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,480
I cannae bear it if I haven't
got all the attention on me."

497
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,440
- Resin?
- Yeah, Agatha Raisin.

498
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,560
Yeah, I'm good, aren't I?
Boys at the station...

499
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,560
"Resin."
Or it could be gun oil.

500
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,560
I-It could be a million
different things, that.

501
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,200
It could be oil for... for hair
or body oil.

502
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,920
Ooh, you know,
that sort of shimmery stuff.

503
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,680
The glittery stuff
that gets everywhere.

504
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,040
Right in your crevices.

505
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,560
- And that?
- That's my glove.

506
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,360
That!

507
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,360
Well, that could be a million
different things too,

508
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,040
although it does look
suspiciously like

509
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,480
the spent cartridge
from a gun, yeah.

510
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,120
- Here you go, sir.
- Yeah.

511
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,280
I just nicked us
some vol-au-vents.

512
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,040
I've got hundreds of statements
to follow up on.

513
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,880
Yeah, well, the quicker
you get started...

514
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,880
Whoa, whoa. Be careful,
Detective Constable Wong.

515
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,360
Don't worry.
Comet's bombproof.

516
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,440
He's a beaut.
Aren't you, boy?

517
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,160
- And you are?
- Oh, Tiggy's goddaughter.

518
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,600
Grew up here,
didn't you, darling?

519
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,920
Before we bought the place.

520
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,040
- Must be a bit strange.
- Not really.

521
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,280
Tiggy's always treated me
like one of her own

522
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,400
and made me feel
part of the family.

523
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,600
Her Mum, Helen,
was a dear friend of mine.

524
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,800
Comet was hers,
and when she died,

525
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,320
I saw to it that Fliss

526
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,440
could spend as much time
as she liked here.

527
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,520
Which was a massive comfort,
to be fair.

528
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,600
I don't know
how I would've coped.

529
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,640
Anyway, how can I help you?

530
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,480
Agatha Raisin was right.
A shot was fired.

531
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,400
We found a spent cartridge
in the bedroom.

532
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,360
- She saved Cassandra's life.
- Unfortunately.

533
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,040
No. No.
I didn't mean it like that.

534
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,200
She was also right
about the fireworks.

535
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,720
I spoke to your gardener.

536
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,120
He'd gone off for a cigarette,

537
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,320
so someone else
set them off early.

538
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,160
Yeah.
To cover the sound of a gunshot.

539
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,120
Hello, darling.

540
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,520
How could you not be here,
Daddy?!

541
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,000
Ouch.

542
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,320
What do you mean?
What's going on?

543
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,040
Uh, hello?
Me and Perry. Engagement party.

544
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,880
No, no, no.
That's next week.

545
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,640
Oh, next week?
Right!

546
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,560
Change of plan.
I did tell you, didn't I?

547
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,040
Did I?

548
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,920
What, the actual...?

549
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,840
Oh, you two are ridiculous!

550
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,400
Oh, darling.

551
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,640
Seems you were right all along.

552
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,720
We found an empty cartridge
in the bedroom.

553
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,480
Huh!
Quelle surprise.

554
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,440
I presume she wants
to rehire me, then.

555
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,200
No. We'll take it from here,
thank you.

556
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,680
When hell freezes over.

557
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,320
No. Correction.
I'lltake it from here.

558
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,480
You've got paperwork to do.

559
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,160
Excuse me.

560
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,920
Where are we at on the letter?

561
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,800
Nothing.
No fingerprints.

562
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,960
Perry's dad?
Harrison Peterson.

563
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,680
He went down for three years.

564
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,240
Financial irregularities
centering on a nightclub.

565
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,440
But why would he take a potshot
at his future daughter-in-law?

566
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,840
Good question.

567
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,880
Seems a very extreme reaction
to not being invited.

568
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,960
But there again,
they are an odd bunch.

569
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,440
Well, I'll second that.

570
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,520
Mrs. Laggat-Brown tried to hide
the whole event

571
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,760
from her husband.

572
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,840
Oh.

573
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,840
What is all this lot?

574
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,920
I thought I might take up
a new hobby.

575
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,080
Weird.

576
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,200
Oh.
What are you doing here?

577
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,400
Reporting for duty.

578
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,680
I thought I could help.

579
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,320
"If you can't beat them"
and all that.

580
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,720
And those that solve together,
evolve together.

581
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,600
I, uh, thought you had
a deadline.

582
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,560
You know me.
I can multitask.

583
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,680
Mm.

584
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,000
Okay, so, uh, where are
we at on everything?

585
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,080
Well, I found Perry's dad.

586
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,320
He's staying at Pillows B and B
in Dembley.

587
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,200
Good, well,
maybe we should give him

588
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,520
an early morning wake-up call.

589
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,440
Excellent.

590
00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:55,041
I've had a few sightings of Red,

591
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,600
so I could go with Bill, and we
could check that out after?

592
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,040
- Who's Red?
- The dog.

593
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,280
Oh, right.

594
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,760
Well, Redrum
is his official name.

595
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,880
Dottie named him
after a racehorse.

596
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,360
Redrum?
Really?

597
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,360
"Murder."

598
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,120
"Redrum."
Spelled backwards.

599
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,120
How come we didn't use
the blues and twos?

600
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,560
We save them for emergencies.

601
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,960
Oh.

602
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,200
So, Billy the bobby.

603
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,520
Might have known
you'd end up in the police.

604
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,000
- Do you love it?
- Yeah, I do.

605
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,640
No two days are the same.

606
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,360
Well, not since Agatha
moved to the village.

607
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,560
Hold on.

608
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,800
Problem?

609
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,640
- Just Wilkes chasing me.
- Welcome to myworld.

610
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,000
Right, you better let me
speak to him first.

611
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,240
- What are you doing?
- I think you might need backup.

612
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,800
Come on, then.

613
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,160
Right, I am gonna do
the talking.

614
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,360
You just look important.

615
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,400
Hello?
Mr. Peterson?

616
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,120
Police.
Open up, please.

617
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,640
- Thanks, Peter.
- All right.

618
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,160
Okay, we've notified his son,
Perry.

619
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,800
Any thoughts
on the suicide note?

620
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,320
Only that it doesn't make
any sense.

621
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,240
"I tried to kill Cassandra
because I wanted Perry

622
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,640
to get her money
and give it to me.

623
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,840
But I can't live with myself."

624
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,640
Why can't he live with himself?
He missed.

625
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,120
Right, I need to give H.Q.
a ring

626
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,360
and update them on the latest.

627
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,880
Hey, it's me.
I've got news.

628
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,600
You're really doing it, then?

629
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,800
I am indeed.

630
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,640
I am tripping the light fandango
in order to loosen a few lips

631
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,480
and sink Tiggy doodah's ship.

632
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,320
Are you all set?

633
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,800
If you let me finish
this paragraph.

634
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,760
Right, go on, then.
What news?

635
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,360
Dead?

636
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,120
Come on, James.
We're leaving.

637
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,400
Right, talk to me.
I'm listening.

638
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,000
It was after
a knee injury, actually.

639
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,080
- Busy.
- Ish.

640
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,720
Don't nod.

641
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,200
That's like an invitation
to dance.

642
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,760
Look who's just arrived.
Perry Peterson.

643
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,240
Father died earlier.

644
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,080
Clearly not that devastated
about it.

645
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,360
What are these two doing here?

646
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,000
Aggie, James.

647
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,120
Didn't expect to see
you two here.

648
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,640
Especially not you, James.

649
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,200
George said he needed
extra men, so...

650
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,560
Don't.

651
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,960
We thought as we're young,
free, and single,

652
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,480
we might find some action.

653
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,440
- Good luck.
- Well, we are actually working.

654
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,760
So now that you're here,
I suggest you might do the same,

655
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,400
with a little light digging,
perhaps?

656
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,120
Good afternoon, everyone.

657
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,880
Let's get started, shall we?

658
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,000
We'll start
with the basic steps.

659
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:29,360
Now, for those who are new,
just try to go with the flow

660
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,480
and try to follow my lead.

661
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,600
Now, when the music changes,
we'll change partners.

662
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,120
Oh, and of course, enjoy.

663
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,720
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Don't mind me.

664
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,360
I'm just here to keep an eye
on certain people.

665
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,800
Police.

666
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,120
You carry on.

667
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:51,360
Okay.
Well, let's do this.

668
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,120
And remember,
it is our real emotions

669
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,880
that are exposed when we dance.

670
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,280
Now, gentlemen,
take your ladies in,

671
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,400
hold hip to hip.

672
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,000
Gents, you'll be going on
your left foot, forward first.

673
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,480
Ladies, on your right foot,
back.

674
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,520
And it goes.
And...

675
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,840
Step, step.

676
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,000
Step together, step and turn.

677
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,600
Step, step together, step and...

678
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,920
Good.

679
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,080
Step together, step...

680
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,080
Very nice.

681
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,920
Very good, Agatha.

682
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,040
Closer embrace.
More passion.

683
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,960
- Think of your husband.
- I am.

684
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,680
He is.
Well, sort of.

685
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,400
Let me show you.

686
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,040
You see, it's all about
the rhythm.

687
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,400
You've either got it
or you haven't.

688
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,520
Yes, yes, I get it.

689
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,840
And change partners.

690
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,640
Now, gentlemen,
take your ladies in.

691
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,960
Hold hip to hip.

692
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,520
"What gun is this bullet from?"

693
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,800
Gents, you'll be going on your
left, forward first. Ladies...

694
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,440
We'll have the results
in a couple of days.

695
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,440
James'll know.

696
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,560
Right, Red is definitely
covering some distance.

697
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,760
Sightings placed him here
two days ago

698
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,640
and here yesterday.

699
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,520
Any news your end?

700
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,840
Well, the pills bottle
came back clean.

701
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,440
Mm, that's a shame.

702
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,880
Not really.
Useful information.

703
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,240
If it was a genuine suicide,

704
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,720
it would have had prints
all over it.

705
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,200
Good point, Sherlock.

706
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,560
Also, according to the autopsy,

707
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,040
the barbiturates found
in Peterson's stomach

708
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,600
were barely dissolved,

709
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,600
as if they'd been shoved down
his throat after death.

710
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,880
It's looking more and more
likely he was smothered.

711
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,600
Hang on, there was no sign
of forced entry.

712
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,040
So doesn't that imply that
the killer was someone he knew?

713
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,720
Good point, Watson.

714
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:12,040
What about the note?

715
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,720
What does
your handwriting expert say?

716
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,040
Handwriting expert?

717
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,520
Evesham Police doesn't really
stretch to that kind of thing.

718
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,760
Oh. Something for us
to look into, then.

719
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,080
Ooh!

720
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,840
It's James.

721
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,720
Told you he'd know.

722
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:30,520
Oh, my God.
You'll never believe it.

723
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,800
It's a .50-cal shell
from a sniper rifle.

724
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,520
A Barrett M107?

725
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:41,360
Capable of effective fire
up to 1,800 meters.

726
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,080
Look, the type
a professional would use.

727
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,520
Professional what?

728
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,320
Assassin.

729
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,520
Position.

730
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,040
Your bodies should be like one.

731
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,200
Starting with a promenade
on the right.

732
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,440
Step, and over.

733
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,960
Cross.

734
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,200
Quick, quick, quick, boleo.

735
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,640
Very nice.

736
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,640
Quick, quick, into the ochos.

737
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,800
Twist, twist.

738
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,680
Twist through the hips.

739
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,120
Always go to dance classes
when you're grieving?

740
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,680
No.
Um, but I need the practice.

741
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,240
The party's back on
next weekend.

742
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,640
Oh.
Why all the rush?

743
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,960
Um, the marquee's still up.
People are still about.

744
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,320
And Tiggy's on one.

745
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,240
So you and your father

746
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,960
obviously weren't that close,
were you?

747
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,760
No.

748
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,560
But I still loved him.
I did.

749
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,160
It's just he didn't always
get things right, that's all.

750
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,800
Rubbish with money, mainly.

751
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,840
You know that he left a note?

752
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,760
Saying that he hoped
that you'd inherit

753
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:45,760
all of Cassandra's money.

754
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,760
Oh, well, I'd told him
that, um, me and Cass,

755
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,600
we'd sorted out
our wills already,

756
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,720
leaving everything to each other
if anything happened.

757
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,640
And change partners!

758
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,400
- Ah!
- Very nice.

759
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,720
Lines up and down.

760
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:06,800
Five, six, seven... and step.

761
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,280
You're rather good at this,
Charles.

762
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,200
It has been said.

763
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,520
Terrible business
up at the manor.

764
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,720
Oh, awful.
Mind you, you reap what you sow.

765
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:16,240
I've known them both for years.

766
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:20,040
The Laggat-Browns rub people up
the wrong way.

767
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,160
Change partners.

768
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,960
Some people seem
rather keen on it.

769
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,000
And walk.

770
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,400
Mm, not at the party
but at tango?

771
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,120
Not to mention your wife
forgetting to mention

772
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,480
your daughter's big day.

773
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,840
Trouble at paradise?

774
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,600
Hardly.
A misunderstanding, that's all.

775
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,520
Tiggy thought she'd told me.

776
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,600
Oh!

777
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,840
Ow. Well, that certainly
got the blood pumping.

778
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,440
I know.

779
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,280
Can't you just feel it
coursing through your loins?

780
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,480
I can't really feel anything,
I think it's my spine.

781
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,160
Thank you.
Ah!

782
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,760
I have an idea.

783
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,680
Seeing as the Laggat-Browns'
engagement party is back on,

784
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,960
I want to do a duet, and I think
you would be perfect.

785
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,961
Oh!
Really? Me?

786
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,120
No, no, I... I couldn't.

787
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,000
You would be in good hands.

788
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,800
And as for our newcomer...

789
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,640
Bravo!

790
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,120
Definitely the man of the class.

791
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,680
Never saw you as a man
of any hidden talents.

792
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,920
Or any talents, for that matter.

793
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,320
Where did you learn?

794
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,360
From watching George
at the engagement party.

795
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,280
Well, you weren't there.

796
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,280
No, but we requested
mobile-phone video

797
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,000
from some of the guests
at the party.

798
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,600
And some of them had footage
of George dancing.

799
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,560
I've watched it a hundred times.

800
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:58,760
No, but my favorite moment
is when they capture you

801
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,160
when you pushed...

802
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,640
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
All right.

803
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,280
Hold on.
Just scroll back.

804
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,760
When you pushed...

805
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,040
Stop.

806
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,520
At the moment the gun is fired,

807
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,560
the laser sight is not pointing
towards Cassandra.

808
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,080
It's Tiggy!

809
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,600
The shooter!

810
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:33,040
So if Tiggy is the target,

811
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,680
who wants her dead?

812
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,000
Apart from me.

813
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,400
Okay, everyone.
Spitball time.

814
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,000
Perry.

815
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,280
Sick of being disapproved of by
his soon-to-be mother-in-law.

816
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,360
Although Tiggy
really isn't that bad.

817
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,280
Don't you just love it
when she plays hardball?

818
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,520
Roy.

819
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,040
My money's on Jezza the hubster.

820
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,120
Marriage clearly made in hell.

821
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,880
Midlife crisis
written all over him.

822
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,880
Designer clothes.
Smells very trendy.

823
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,480
Ah, but he claims he was away.

824
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,760
I mean, thanks to James we now
know the hit wasn't some random.

825
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,080
It was professional,
carried out by an assassin.

826
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,440
Sorry.

827
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,240
Publisher.
Won't be a minute.

828
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:15,120
Well, it certainly gives Jeremy
a perfect alibi.

829
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,080
He hires a hit man
and then takes off.

830
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,320
Bam!

831
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,280
Bob's your uncle,
Fanny's your aunt.

832
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,160
What?
But why?

833
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,160
Why take yourself off
and attract suspicion?

834
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,280
I mean, if he's hired someone

835
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,120
to do all his dirty work
for him,

836
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,560
why not just stick around?

837
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,760
What if he inherits everything
when Tiggy dies?

838
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,080
Hmm?
Have we thought of that?

839
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,560
Roy?

840
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,880
Can we just...?

841
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:41,960
Flat white, sir?

842
00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:44,361
Roy?

843
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,600
Have you been in touch
with financials?

844
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,560
Nothing, not as yet.
Not the full picture anyway.

845
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,440
Worst-case scenario,
end of play tomorrow.

846
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,560
At a push, first thing
in the morning.

847
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,000
Mm...

848
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,200
Later this afternoon?

849
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,960
A couple of hours should do it.

850
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,120
Okay, okay!
I'll call Bill now.

851
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,640
Hang on. We know the whole
suicide thing was fake, right?

852
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:14,440
Well, pill bottle clean,
pills forced down,

853
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,360
plus footage shows that
Tiggy was the target,

854
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,360
not Cassandra
like the note said.

855
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,760
Never a dollar short
or a day late, this one.

856
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,520
Why kill Harrison Peterson?

857
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,160
I mean, unless he knew
the shooter, of course.

858
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,320
We know that Perry has a motive

859
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,960
because Tiggy disliked him
and his father.

860
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,680
But why would he want to kill
his own father?

861
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:34,760
All right, picky.

862
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,200
Anyone else?

863
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,720
George?

864
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,720
Regrets selling?

865
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:41,840
Maybe he was forced to sell.

866
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,400
No, I can vouch for him.

867
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,120
Helen's death hit him
really hard.

868
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,880
He just wanted out of
the rat race, that's all.

869
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,560
I totes get that.

870
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,040
Plus Tiggy lets Felicity
hang around anyway.

871
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,360
Oh, we should check out
that flibberty Felicity.

872
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,720
Mm.
For shizzle.

873
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,320
What?

874
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,000
For sure.
I'll scope her out.

875
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,680
Or I could.
Since I know the family.

876
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,160
I like your thinking, Charles.

877
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,960
We will make a P.I.
out of you yet.

878
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,440
Right. You, I want you to
stay here and man the fort.

879
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,840
Or woman the fort or whatever.

880
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:16,320
Just, you know, concentrate on
finding, uh, the...

881
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,360
It's Red!

882
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,720
Dog.

883
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,800
We've identified the face
in the footage.

884
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,200
Well, that was quick.

885
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,440
I mean, is that some sort of
face-recognition thing?

886
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,720
No.
P.C. Tulloch once nicked him.

887
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,520
Johnny Sullivan,
known gun for hire.

888
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,560
But who would hire him?

889
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,240
Oh, we need to find
more about this Tiggy.

890
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,680
We've got men on it already.

891
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,680
We need to do it
quicker than that, Bill.

892
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,920
We need to do it now!

893
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,640
Right, everyone.
Herris Cum Magna pub right now.

894
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:44,920
And I want you to come with me.

895
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,560
- Marvelous.
- Yes!

896
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,600
Ah.
I see.

897
00:42:51,601 --> 00:42:53,201
Ah!

898
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,840
My publisher's been
contacted by a Civil War expert

899
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:55,880
who wants to talk to me.

900
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,360
Oh, well, that's great news!

901
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,320
Snag is
he's only in London tonight,

902
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,120
and he's going abroad tomorrow.

903
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,600
I can't really leave you
alone here, can I?

904
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,040
Yes, you can.
I'll look after her.

905
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,320
We're like Cromwell's army,
aren't we?

906
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,440
Except, of course,
I'm a Cavalier.

907
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,120
Did I tell you I was related to
Charles II?

908
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,120
- Charles II. Yeah.
- Charles II. Yeah.

909
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,880
Well, that's that settled, then.

910
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,960
You must get the next train
out of here.

911
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:43,520
Hello?

912
00:43:43,521 --> 00:43:45,761
Hi.

913
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,280
Just wondered if the vicar
was in by any chance.

914
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,160
No, I'm afraid not.
He's away. Mission work.

915
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,400
He'll be back very soon, though.
Just, heh, not yet.

916
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:56,960
I'm his wife.
Can I help?

917
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,360
I need to speak with someone.

918
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,840
Maybe there's another church?

919
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,160
No, not for miles.

920
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,840
Uh, you can talk to me
if you like.

921
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,760
A cup of tea?

922
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,360
Okay, everybody fan out.

923
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,960
Charles, conservatory.
Roy, saloon.

924
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,080
Toni, you and I
will take the bar.

925
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,720
I feel invigorated.

926
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:29,240
God, it's great to be alive.

927
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:32,320
Must be all that dancing.
Rush of blood to somewhere?

928
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,160
- Thanks for this.
- My pleasure.

929
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,160
- How can I help?
- Hmm?

930
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,000
Listen, about confidentiality...

931
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,520
Of course.

932
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,560
Anything you say will be
in complete confidence.

933
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,040
It's as if you were talking
to my husband.

934
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,040
I promise.

935
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,720
Okay.

936
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,120
It's just...

937
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:32,320
I have... I have something
to confess.

938
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,560
Chunky chips.

939
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,840
Okay, then, so, Tiggy...
Who wants to start?

940
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,600
Not hugely popular
in the village

941
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,440
on account of
her high-and-mighty,

942
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,560
hoity-toity demeanor.

943
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,440
- Don't you just hate that?
- Yeah.

944
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,160
Exacerbated by the fact
that she doesn't really belong.

945
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,680
Well, she needs to just get
over herself, doesn't she?

946
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,280
All Bill could tell me
about her financials

947
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,320
is that everything is registered
to a company

948
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,720
called CDF Cotswolds Ltd.

949
00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:00,960
Ugh.
Dog food.

950
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,200
I think they're quite nice.

951
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,000
- No! Tiggy.
- Oh.

952
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,640
She's an actual
dog-food heiress.

953
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,720
Chunkies for real.

954
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,080
- Chunkies?!
- Mm.

955
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,400
- Chunkies?!
- Chunkies Dog Food.

956
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,400
Chunkies?!

957
00:46:10,401 --> 00:46:13,281
CD... CDF.
Chunkies Dog Food.

958
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,360
- Chunkies?!
- Irish stock.

959
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,440
Her real name's Betty Ryan.

960
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,960
Dog food!

961
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,320
No wonder she's keeping that one
under her hat.

962
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,640
Charles, anything to offer?

963
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,800
Well, not really.

964
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,480
She's not what you think,
you know?

965
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,360
She's actually quite
vulnerable, insecure.

966
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,160
And she makes this
strange whimpering noise

967
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,160
whenever she makes love.

968
00:46:32,161 --> 00:46:33,521
- Ugh!
- Who told you that?

969
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,280
- You didn't?
- Of course he has.

970
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,600
It was a one-off
on the glorious 12th.

971
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,600
Glorious it was.

972
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,800
Why didn't you tell us
this before?

973
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,320
I assumed that you could find
out these things for yourselves.

974
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,240
What, that she makes
a strange whimpering...

975
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,240
Oh, no, no, no, no...

976
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,040
Anyway, you knew that
her marriage wasn't perfect.

977
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,040
Well, we didn't know
it had been "Fraithed."

978
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,480
The strangest thing, though...

979
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,200
I think that
she still loves Jeremy.

980
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,440
She was just using me
to get his attention.

981
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:04,520
She tossed me like a wet rag
when she was done.

982
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,560
All right, well,
on that note, then,

983
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,880
I'll go and have a quick word
with her, shall I?

984
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,160
Okay.

985
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,080
You all right, Roy?


