1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Welcome to join the OCR group qq group 906722936. Subtitles will be published in the group first. 2 00:00:01,090 --> 00:00:03,340 Good morning Good morning Good morninq. Good morninq. 3 00:00:03,340 --> 00:00:04,750 good morning Good morning. 4 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:05,710 Good morning, Mr. Howard Good morning, Mrs. Howard. 5 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:08,590 -Tariq -Well Tariq. Huh? 6 00:00:08,590 --> 00:00:09,890 what are you doing here What are you doing here? 7 00:00:09,890 --> 00:00:11,340 Jenny now goes to work in the school district (District) Janine's down at the district now. 8 00:00:11,350 --> 00:00:13,430 Hell, she moved to Washington. Danq, she moved to D. C. ? 9 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,560 Are your hands unwashed? Don’t put them on my students. And take your presumablv sticky hands off of my student. 10 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,900 My hands must not have been washed. Just put them on my son. You mean take my definitelv sticky hands off of my son. 11 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:23,480 To paraphrase Maury Povich, you are not the father. To quote Maury Povich, vou are not the father. 12 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,730 To paraphrase hip-hop legend Shaquille O'Neal And to quote the hip-hop legend Shaquille O'Neal, 13 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:27,400 The father's genes are not worth mentioning at all his biological didn't bother. 14 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,070 His mother and I have been dating for seven weeks See, I've been dating his mama for like seven weeks 15 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,570 So technically I'm his stepfather now. so technically, I'm a stepdaddy right now. 16 00:00:30,570 --> 00:00:32,160 Right, little Tariq? Ain't that right, Tariq Jr.? 17 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,740 He's not called that name That is not his name. 18 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:35,700 Have a great time at school TJ Hey, have a good day at school, TJ. 19 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:36,910 i love you son I love you, son. 20 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:40,500 He just likes me He just like me. 21 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:41,920 Rounding things off, you should now be I quess this technically makes you, like, 22 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,340 Is he my step-teacher? my stepteacher now, right? 23 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:45,550 Very good Very good That's cool. That's cool. 24 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:47,510 tariq Tariq 25 00:00:47,510 --> 00:00:48,920 Hand over the plasticine Play- Doh. 26 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,860 My project in the school district is going well. My fellowship at the school district is great. 27 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,570 I'm still familiar with the situation I'm still qetting the lay of the land. 28 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,240 I just helped our team get it done I just finished helping out with our team's 29 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,740 Emergency generator plan. This is exactly what I want. emergency qenerator plans, which was right up my alley 30 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:16,200 Because I'm afraid of all kinds of natural disasters because I'm afraid of all natural disasters. 31 00:01:17,540 --> 00:01:19,450 Although each of us will encounter many Of which there will be scores in our lifetime. 32 00:01:19,460 --> 00:01:22,290 I also like to hang out by the water fountain I also love to hang out by the water cooler. 33 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:24,670 I haven’t heard any gossip yet, but I drank a lot of water Uh, no qossip yet, but I'm super hvdrated 34 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:26,420 So what, can we stop recording it now? and actuallv need to wrap this up 35 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:31,090 I want to pee before the speech, so so that I can pee before my big presentation, so... 36 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:33,800 That's why I propose a dedicated fund And this is why Im proposing an educational interpreter 37 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,260 For a hearing-impaired student at Abbott Elementary School for a hard-of- hearing student at Abbott Elementary 38 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:38,470 Provide translation services using the Specialized Services Fund. 39 00:01:38,470 --> 00:01:40,680 This situation is from Abbott Elementary School. This was brought to my attention by Mr. Jacob Hill, 40 00:01:40,690 --> 00:01:41,980 Teacher Jacob Hill gave me feedback a teacher over at Abbott. 41 00:01:41,980 --> 00:01:43,440 Teacher Hill is an old acquaintance of ours. We're well aware of Mr. Hill. 42 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,770 He submitted his resume several times He's submitted his resume several times 43 00:01:45,770 --> 00:01:46,770 Although we are not hiring at the behest of no one. 44 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:50,400 His student Imani is struggling to hold on His student her name is Imani is making do. 45 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,400 Teacher Hill knows some sign language You know, Mr. Hill knows some sign languaqe, 46 00:01:52,410 --> 00:01:54,200 but we can do more but we could be doing more. 47 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,660 So this is just a project for one kid So this project is for iust one kid? 48 00:01:55,660 --> 00:01:57,530 -Yes -Okay Mm- hmm. All right. 49 00:01:57,540 --> 00:01:59,080 According to the guidelines, OK Follow the guidelines, and it's approved. 50 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,920 thank you all Thank you. 51 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,420 OMG Oh, my God! 52 00:02:06,420 --> 00:02:08,250 How quickly do you think sign language interpreters can be hired? How fast do you think we can qet an interpreter down here? 53 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:09,920 The good news is it's up to you The qood news is, that's completely up to you. 54 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:12,470 God, I choose tomorrow. No, I choose today. Oh, mv God. I pick tomorrow. No, I pick today. 55 00:02:12,470 --> 00:02:14,430 Hey, that’s really radical. Simon: Whoa, that's ambitious. 56 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:16,600 Friendly reminder because there is only one child Just a heads up, since it is onlv for one kid 57 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,390 So approvals and paperwork include recruitment work you qotta do all the approvals and paperwork 58 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:19,510 You have to do it yourself and hire yourself. 59 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,640 It’s not easy to handle. I wish you good luck. It won't be easy, so, uh... good luck. 60 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:23,980 Is this a line from "Taken"? Dingaken, "right?" 61 00:02:23,980 --> 00:02:25,650 I didn't expect you to hear it I didn't think you'd get that 62 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:27,360 That movie was so interesting What a fun movie. 63 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,820 Jenny doesn't need luck. She has special skills. Well, Janine doesn't need luck. She has a special set of skills. 64 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:34,200 Roads. Where we want to go, we don’t need roads. Roads? Where we're qoing, we don't need roads. 65 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,490 - That's not a line from Taken. - I know. That's not from "Taken. "No, I know. 66 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,120 I thought I just had to imitate movie lines and that would be it I thought we were just doing lines from movies. 67 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,830 I also like "Taken" very much Cause I love"Taken, "right? 68 00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:42,120 God, they took my daughter away. "Aw, man, they took my dauqhter! " 69 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:46,120 I haven't actually seen it yet, but I have to get busy first. I haven't seen it, but I should work on this. 70 00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:47,880 -Come on, come on. -Thank you. Go qet 'em. Thanks. 71 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,960 Yo, Mr. Eddie is having lunch. Yo, my man Mr. Eddie eating his lunch. 72 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,130 Brother is eating salad Bro be eating salad. 73 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,260 Hey teacher Eddie Yo, Mr. Eddie 74 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,050 Can eating vegetables help you pick up girls? does eating veqetables help you get the ladies? 75 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:58,180 I must be able to pick up a lot of girls. It's qot to. You be qetting mad females 76 00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:01,350 The more food you eat, the more you will have sex with, absolutely. More veqetables more females. Bet. 77 00:03:01,350 --> 00:03:03,270 Do you want to tell us this truth, Mr. Eddie? That's what you tellin'us, Mr. Eddie? 78 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,940 I didn't say anything I've literally said nothing. 79 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:08,560 Yo, this guy is really low-key. Nah, bro that's low-key qenius. 80 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:09,730 The more vegetables you eat More questions. 81 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:11,320 The more girls you pick up Toqether...more girls! 82 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,490 At first, only one or two people came over occasionally. First, it was one or two of them coming in every once in a while. 83 00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:18,410 Now other kids join in, every day Now others have joined, and it's every dav. 84 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:20,160 It turns out that recently Mr. Morton would I found out Mr. Morton's been using his classroom 85 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,700 Taking over a classroom for couples therapy for lunchtime couples therapy, 86 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:24,700 So they have nowhere to go so they have nowhere else to hanq. 87 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:26,210 I really hope the Mortons will consider it. I wish the Mortons understood the collateral damaqe 88 00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:27,670 The collateral damage of their relationship their relationship is causing. 89 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:29,500 Mr. Eddie, what do you think of the Orioles? Mr. Eddie, do you think the Orioles- - 90 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,090 This is what happened, dear Well, that's what happens hon. 91 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:38,930 Hey look who's here Hev. Look who it is. 92 00:03:38,930 --> 00:03:42,220 I forgot to mention that Tarik is now in my class I forgot to mention that Tariq is now the father 93 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:44,390 The father of a student of one of the students in my class. 94 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,850 You know, I'm so used to Nurse Jenny You know, Iqot so qood at ignorinq Janine, 95 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,480 Never noticed she was pregnant I never noticed she was pregnant. 96 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,020 That child didn't have a baby That child does not have a child. 97 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:52,020 Tariq is just dating my student's mom Tariq is dating the student's mother. 98 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:53,820 -Ah -Hello, Mr. Howard Ah. Tariq: Hey, Mrs. Howard. Hi. 99 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,150 hello mean italian woman Hey, mean Italian lady. 100 00:03:55,150 --> 00:03:58,280 Tariq, you can't always come here uninvited. Tariq, vou cannot keep showing up here unannounced. 101 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,280 I know but this is an emergency Okay, but it's an emergency. 102 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,740 I accidentally gave him my lunch bag I accidentally took TJ's lunch and I qave him mine, 103 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:05,290 Why don't I come and change it quickly? so Immaiust switch these out real quick 104 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:07,040 I took this, Playboy. Take that from you, Plavboy. 105 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,580 Thank you. I'll check it out right away. Thank you. And Im out of your hair. 106 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:09,750 This is a quick lunch That is a Lunchable. 107 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,790 And it’s delicious too And it is delicious. 108 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:13,210 Well have a nice day little James AII riqht, have a good day Junior. 109 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:14,800 You are not my father You're not my dad! 110 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,630 This kid is so funny That boy hilarious. 111 00:04:16,630 --> 00:04:19,130 You must have inherited it from me. Goodbye everyone. And he qet that from me. Bye, y'all. 112 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,930 So if you want to find a sign language interpreter So, I figured out how to make this ASL interpreter happen. 113 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,350 I just need to find a few qualified candidates AlI I need to do is find some qualified candidates, 114 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,440 Give them an interview and fill out some documents interview them, fill out this paperwork, 115 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,940 Do a background check then do a backqround check, 116 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:31,690 Then issue an employment certificate followed by an employment verification 117 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:33,440 Pass match check and then a compatibility check. 118 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,650 Talk to the accounting department And right after I talk to accountinq 119 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,490 Then submit it to the Human Resources Department and run it through HR. 120 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:39,650 And ensure the normal operation of other tasks in the process, so And not fall behind on any of my other work, so... 121 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:41,740 You're looking for the accounts payable department. You're looking for accounts pavable. 122 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,740 We are the accounting department. You have to go down to the third floor. We're accounting. You need to go down to the third floor. 123 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:45,290 my bad My B. 124 00:04:45,290 --> 00:04:47,290 Wenxue has not been notarized yet These aren't notarized, 125 00:04:47,290 --> 00:04:49,330 You need to complete a background check and you're qonna need to qet a background check completed 126 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,960 After getting approval from the Ministry of Manpower, we can sign and approved bv HR before we can sign off. 127 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,540 no problem thank you Not a problem. Thank you. 128 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:58,260 Wrong. This has not been notarized yet. Uh, unh- unh. This isn't notarized yet. 129 00:04:58,260 --> 00:05:00,340 Well, the notary went out to lunch. Well, see, the notarv went out to lunch, 130 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:01,760 So I thought I would come to you first so I figured I'd just come to vou first. 131 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,010 Okay, you have to go to Emily's place first. Okay, you're gonna need to see Emily 132 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:04,140 Make a formal application to make an official request. 133 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:06,260 Okay, let's go find Emily AlI right. On my way to Emilv. 134 00:05:06,270 --> 00:05:07,140 Emily Emilv! 135 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,850 No problem Emilv: No problem. 136 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:11,560 I just need to stamp "Effective" on it. AlI I have to do is stamp the word "official" on it. 137 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,270 good very good Okay, great. 138 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:14,820 But I can't find my chapter But I can't find my stamp 139 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:16,480 So you go and get it notarized first. SO iust get this notarized, 140 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,690 24 hours to 8 weeks and in 24 hours to 8 weeks 141 00:05:18,690 --> 00:05:20,200 You will get the latest directory you'll qet the most recent directory, 142 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,660 I might also find that seal and I'll probably have found my stamp. 143 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:23,780 good news Great news. 144 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:25,450 So I went back to HR So I went back to HR 145 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,250 They asked me to find the lady in room 237 and thev told me to see the woman in office 237 146 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:30,790 She will solve all my problems and she'll be able to help me with anything. 147 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:34,170 It turns out to be my office So...this is my office. 148 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:37,050 Okay damn Okav. Damn it 149 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:38,300 Hello Jenny Hello, Janine 150 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:40,090 Oh what the hell Oh! What the hell? ! 151 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,720 I can't believe you have one in your drawer I can't believe vou have a picture of Greqory 152 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,470 Gregory's photo in vour desk drawer 153 00:05:43,470 --> 00:05:45,220 You actually thought you really let go You thought you did for a second. 154 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,220 What are you doing here? What are you doing here? 155 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,220 I came with a request I'm here with a demand 156 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:48,390 You mean request? You mean a request 157 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,890 I need a corporate card I need a company card. 158 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:51,020 Card or car? A card, or a car? 159 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:52,350 -Card -No Card? No. 160 00:05:52,350 --> 00:05:53,650 - What about the car? - It doesn't work either. Car? No, also, no. 161 00:05:53,650 --> 00:05:55,560 Ava please Ava, please, please. 162 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:57,690 I'm trying to find a sign language interpreter for Jacob's class I'm busy trving to qet an ASL translator for Jacob's class 163 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:59,230 I can help you hire one Oh! I'll hire one for you. 164 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,280 Charges are charged to company card I'll put it on the company card. 165 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,320 I won’t give you a company card You are not asking for a company card. 166 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,740 If you can't even help me with this, then you will be my mole. What is the point of having you here as my mole 167 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:05,530 -What's the point? -I'm not a mole. if γou can't even- I'm not a mole! 168 00:06:05,530 --> 00:06:07,370 Yeah, more like a traitor Yeah. More like a pimple. 169 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:09,200 Whatever you're doing for Jacob, it's not as important as me And I'm more important than whatever you're doing for Jacob. 170 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,160 I'm helping one of his students. I am trying to help one of his students. 171 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,870 Okay, then I'll go to the lounge Well, I'm qonna hit the break room 172 00:06:12,870 --> 00:06:15,080 Another free bottle of sparkling water and qet another one of these free fancy bubbly waters. 173 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:17,170 We don't have sparkling water here We don't have bubblv waters for fr- - 174 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:19,130 Did you get it from the public refrigerator? Did you take that out of the communal fridqe? 175 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:20,260 I brought it from home I brought this from home. 176 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:27,680 Hey, I like it when you come and chat with me from time to time. Hey! I love these random pop-ins. 177 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,060 Filling the void left by Jenny's departure Reallv helps fill the Janine-sized hole in my heart. 178 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:31,350 I'm not here to make a fuss Well, this isn't a social visit. 179 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,770 Please don't let your students come to my class I need you to keep your kids out of my class 180 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:34,940 Where did the students from our class go to your class? Mm, pretty sure all my kids are in my class, 181 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:37,150 Besides, are there any classes now? but also it's not currentlv class. 182 00:06:37,150 --> 00:06:39,020 I mean lunch time I mean during lunchtime. 183 00:06:39,030 --> 00:06:41,320 During my break and after school And on mv free period and after school 184 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,200 And any non-work related period, okay? and anv non-work-related time, okav? 185 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,240 They come to my classroom and talk a lot They come into my class and they loiter. 186 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,120 Talking about mountains, this is a bit racist, right? Loiter? That feels racially charged. 187 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:52,040 they sit on the desk Thev sit on top of the desks. 188 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,210 Eating snacks They eat their little snack packs, 189 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:56,630 Keep chatting and then they talk nonstop. 190 00:06:56,630 --> 00:07:00,050 They're okay, don't get excited, but I'm sorry. They're- Okay, okay, easy. I'm sorry, I just 191 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:02,550 I don't know what's wrong with this I don't see what the big problem is. 192 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:05,970 I didn't want to say this I didn't want to have to say this... 193 00:07:05,970 --> 00:07:07,430 But they fart a lot but a considerable amount of qas was passed. 194 00:07:07,430 --> 00:07:09,470 But did you hear the fart? Did you actually hear it 195 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:11,220 Because no matter who smells it because, you know, whoever smells it- - 196 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:12,890 You have to let them play somewhere else I need them to hang out literally anywhere else. 197 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:14,350 Wait wait wait wait Wait, wait, hold on. 198 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,560 You mean these kids are at the end of class? Are you saying that in their free time, 199 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,610 Voluntary choice these kids are volunteer choosing 200 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:19,940 Come into your classroom to come into your classroom? 201 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,020 Now you understand You're beginning to understand 202 00:07:21,030 --> 00:07:21,980 Is this the seriousness of the matter? the qravity of the situation now. 203 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:24,240 Oh my gosh, can't you see? Oh, my God! Don't you see? 204 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,280 What can be seen See what? 205 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,490 Gregory Greqory... 206 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:28,700 you are a cool teacher you're the cool teacher. 207 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,870 what What? 208 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,250 Yeah, you're cool No. Yeah! You're cool. 209 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:35,250 I'm not cool No, I'm not. 210 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:36,080 -You are. -No, please take it back. You are. No. Take it back. 彡 211 00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:40,290 Farrah's birthday is coming up Farrah's birthdav is coming up, 212 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:41,460 I've already thought about what to give her and I already know what I'm qetting her. 213 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:42,630 A new necklace for me to wear A new chain...for me. 214 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,340 Wait what? Wait What? 215 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:45,720 Think about it Think about it, man. 216 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,220 She'll have a boyfriend with a new necklace She'll qet to have a bovfriend, but with a new chain. 217 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:50,970 Oh yes, it seems reasonable Oh, yeah. Guess that makes sense. 218 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:51,850 Farrah will love it Farrah's qonna love it. 219 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:53,890 Am I right, Mr. Eddie? Back me up, Mr. Eddie 220 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:57,020 No, that's not right. She won't like it. I will not. She's not qonna love it. 221 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,350 This is obviously a pretext for giving her a gift to give myself a gift. It's a gift for you, not for her. 222 00:07:58,350 --> 00:08:00,520 what What? 223 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,980 What I gave her was status, which is the most precious thing in the world. I'm giving her status, the world's greatest currency. 224 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:05,490 Wait, listen to what he has to say. Well, hold on. Let's hear him out. 225 00:08:05,490 --> 00:08:08,410 We all know that Mr. Eddie has a high success rate, right Mr. Eddie? We know Mr. Eddie's roster is strong. Right, Mr. Eddie? 226 00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:09,990 Right True. 227 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,370 Okay, I have no success rate Okav, um, I do not have a "roster. " 228 00:08:12,370 --> 00:08:14,370 You are an adult As a grown man? 229 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,040 so sorry for you Sorry to hear that. 230 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:19,080 I don't call you that because I'm an adult now. I don't call it that because I am a grown man. 231 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,920 Listen, you're still young. Listen, you are young, right? 232 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:24,170 No need to buy a new necklace and don’t worry about girls Don't buy a new chain, and don't worry about girls. 233 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:27,510 Focus on studying, I promise you Just focus on school, and I promise you later, 234 00:08:27,510 --> 00:08:30,390 In the future, there will still be people who spend their time thinking about girls you will have plenty of time to think about girls. 235 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:32,390 believe me Trust me. 236 00:08:32,390 --> 00:08:34,060 Already approved for this position Yes, the position's been approved, 237 00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:36,770 We think you would be a good fit for Mr. Hill's class and we think you'd make a great fit for Mr. Hill's class. 238 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:38,980 Not full time Well, no, it's not full-time. 239 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:42,610 No, you don’t meet the requirements for medical insurance. No, you- - you wouldn't qualify for health benefits. 240 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:45,440 There isn’t one here either, but there are plenty of parking spaces on the street. Aqain, no, but there is so much street parkinq. 241 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,440 You hey hey You- -Hello? 242 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,650 -Hey -Hey Hey. Hey. 243 00:08:47,650 --> 00:08:48,820 How are you doing here? How's all this qoing? 244 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:49,990 tell the truth Well, to be honest 245 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:51,530 I'm looking for a translation I'm- I'm having a little bit of trouble 246 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,580 Feeling sluggish finding someone who would do it for the hours and the pay. 247 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:55,120 Yeah it's very common Simon: Yeah, that's the wav it qoes. 248 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,500 Certain school district regulations caused most of these projects to fail. District protocol makes most of these proiects fizzle out. 249 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,500 It's hard for him to say that Whoa, it sounds way worse when he says it. 250 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:02,250 But everything he said is true I mean, what he's saying is true. 251 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,540 It's just that he said it badly It just sounds worse when he says it. 252 00:09:04,550 --> 00:09:06,090 It doesn't matter even if you fail It's okay if you can't do it. 253 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:11,970 You guys really underestimate me. Uh, you quys aren't familiar with my qame. 254 00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:15,140 I understand. This is a school district. Uh, I- I- I- I qet it. You know, it's the district. 255 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:17,310 It's a high-end place It's the big leagues 256 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:19,390 But I'm still a tall Tigus But I'm the Big Teagues. 257 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:20,980 Tall Tigges (Irish) The Big Teagues? 258 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:22,270 Okay so Yeah, so... 259 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,270 I'm following up on both of these things. Uh, veah, I'm workinq on that and this, 260 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:25,900 I'll do it with both hands so I'll figure them both out. 261 00:09:29,450 --> 00:09:31,150 I think we both You know, uh, I thought 262 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,530 We can watch "Detonation" together later we could watch "Set It Off" later? 263 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,200 How about it, okay? Maybe? Yeah? 264 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,540 My dad showed it to me when I was a kid Mv daddy showed it to me when I was way too young, 265 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:38,870 I want you to experience TJ too, okay? so Ithouqht I would do the same for you, TJ, huh? 266 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,710 good morning good morning Barbara: Good morning. Good morning. 267 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:43,960 No one who has ever met me dislikes me You know, everybody who has ever met me 268 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,880 But why do I think TJ is an exception, teacher? has loved me, Mrs. Howard, but I don't think TJ does. 269 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,590 You're not right, Tariq. That's not true, Tariq. 270 00:09:47,590 --> 00:09:49,010 does he really like me Does He love me? 271 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:51,840 Okay, may I ask why you did this? Look, what exactly are you trying to accomplish here? 272 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:54,050 You know what if I married my mom? Well, vou know, I miqht end up being his common-law dad 273 00:09:54,050 --> 00:09:56,390 I might end up being his dad. if I common-law marry his mom, 274 00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:57,560 So I want to have a good relationship with him so I would like to connect with him 275 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,350 So that we can be protected by cohabitation laws so we could be a family for real 276 00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:00,560 a real family under the common law. 277 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,940 Then you have to follow him Well, then you're qoing to have 278 00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:04,940 Build a genuine relationship to establish a qenuine relationship with him. 279 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,690 at the beginning of each school year At the start of every school year 280 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,190 It takes me a few weeks to really get to know the students it usually takes me a few weeks to connect with the students 281 00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:12,400 I'll start by calling them by their names and I start by using their names. 282 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:15,070 So why don't you consider calling him Nick first? So you might consider calling him Nick. 283 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:17,080 I think it’s better not to take it casually Mm, I don't think it's a good idea 284 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,580 Change the child's name to be making up names for the boy. 285 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:20,330 Maybe it will confuse little TJ You know it miqht confuse little TJ. 286 00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:22,660 Nick is his real name Nick is his actual name. 287 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:23,920 Really? It is? 288 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,040 Good morning to you You Good morning. 289 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,460 Okay, Mr. Howard, bye. Okay, Mrs. Howard. All rights. 290 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,210 nice to everyone Yeah, evervone's qood. Mm. 291 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:31,840 Gregory became the cool teacher in the eyes of his students The kids think Greqory's cool now, which... 292 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,050 I don't feel threatened at all, and I don't wonder why. I'm so glad that I'm secure enough that it doesn't bother me 293 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,510 The cool teacher is him, not me. that it's him and not me. 294 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,550 Good because usually That's qood because usually- - 295 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:38,350 Yeah, I don't feel threatened at all. Yeah, I am not threatened at all. 296 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:40,430 By the way, how's it going in the school district? Anyways, how is it qoing down at the district? 297 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:41,770 tell me quickly Tell me everything. 298 00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:44,100 You know it's okay Um...you know, they're qood. 299 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,060 Very good It's good. 300 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:48,400 Just Except 301 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,570 Help you find a sign language interpreter I am having a little bit of trouble 302 00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:53,110 Encountered some difficulties qetting the ASL interpreter. 303 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,410 But I will continue to work hard to overcome it And I'm qonna fight through it the way I always do, 304 00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:56,950 But I can't say but I don't know... 305 00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:58,620 It feels like the rules are very different over there. it's a different beast over there. 306 00:10:58,620 --> 00:10:59,830 Don't, don't, don't be stressed Don't Don't- Don't stress about it. 307 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,200 Imani's parents helped her Imani's parents helped her 308 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,910 Installed a better speech-to-text app to qet a better speech- to- text proqram, 309 00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:05,080 My sign language is getting better and better, so my ASL is better so... 310 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,960 I can make up for what she doesn't understand. I can fill in the gaps. 311 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,630 Anyway, we are all working hard Yeah, we are managing. 312 00:11:09,630 --> 00:11:11,880 Trust me, I know the school district's style all too well. And believe me- I know how the district is. 313 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,970 Yeah, but now I'm in the school district, plus I'm a former teacher Yeah, but I am the district now, and I was a teacher, 314 00:11:15,970 --> 00:11:18,640 So I understand how different it is soIqet how biq this can be. 315 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,220 No matter what happens we'll be fine We'll be qood no matter what, 316 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:21,640 I promise I promise. 317 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,850 It's okay It's okay. 318 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,520 Okay, thank you for saying that. AlI right, well, thanks for saying that. 319 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,560 School district affairs are complicated We have so many important things to juqgle at the district. 320 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:32,280 I gradually understand that you can only choose the most important things to do I'm learning you iust have to prioritize your time. 321 00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:39,200 I don't know. I also hope to hire a translator. I don't know. I- I- I wish I could qet the interpreter... 322 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,030 But but. 323 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,490 I hate this feeling so much I iust hate that feelinq. 324 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,910 and And-- 325 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,420 Teacher C is talking about his boring performance again Uh- oh, Mr. C recapping one of his boring shows aqain? 326 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,630 I guess they're just some Eastern parents. Let me quess- his stories about Martin Short 327 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:55,880 Short things about the west family are Martin lonq. 328 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,430 Okay, you all go to class. AlI right, y'all qo to class. 329 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:05,230 -Did you just see that? -Saw it. Did you see that? Yes, and, you know, 330 00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:06,690 You know, if you are black, don’t always make fun of me I reallv think they would respect me more 331 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:09,020 Maybe they will respect me more if you wouldn't make so manv iokes at my expense. 332 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,310 I'm talking about Imani I was talking about Imani. 333 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:11,770 Why is she so slow to respond to my jokes? Why she so late on all my jokes? 334 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:13,150 It's because of her hearing aid. Oh, it's her hearing aid. 335 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,320 The reception isn't very good when you're in a crowd. It has issues when she's in a qroup setting, 336 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,740 She can only transcribe using a tablet and so she uses her tablet, 337 00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:19,200 There is usually a delay which, vou know, takes a second to transcribe. 338 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,410 But with such a delay, can her learning effect be guaranteed? But you can't learn on a tape delav. 339 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:22,490 The effect of my jokes is not guaranteed either And I must be experienced live. 340 00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:24,160 Isn’t Jenny thinking of a solution? I thought Janine was helping with all of this 341 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,950 I think it's too difficult for her I think it's too hard. 342 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,290 Jenny? That's so I can drive the school bus in an emergency? For Janine? The person who qot a commercial driver's license 343 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,080 Someone who went to take the test for a commercial driver's license. so she could drive a bus in case someone went down? 344 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,540 Absolutely not difficult Hell no. 345 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:34,500 Isn’t this a cool teacher? Ah, if it isn't Joe Cool. 346 00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:37,590 Why didn't you come to the bar last night? We missed you at the bar last night. 347 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,050 I drank too much Aperol last night I had a few too many Aperol spritzes. 348 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,300 I feel sleepy today too. I might need to take a nap-erol spritz. 349 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,140 Did you steal this joke from Jenny? You stole that ioke from Janine, didn't you? 350 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:46,520 Why, are you a joke police now? What, are you the comedy police now? 351 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:50,310 i hate you teacher eddie I...hate...you...Mr. Eddie! 352 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,560 Dear what's wrong Sweetheart, what is the matter? 353 00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:57,400 Teacher Di advised Jiawen to break up with me Mr. Eddie told Javon that he should break up with me! 354 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,150 No, no, no, I didn't say that. No, no no no, no. I did not say that. 355 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,070 What did you say? Well, what did you say? 356 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:03,740 Jia Wen said he wanted to buy a new necklace Um, Javon was talkinq about qetting a new chain, 357 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:06,580 I just advised him to concentrate on his studies soIt old him that he should iust, you know, focus on school. 358 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:07,950 Is he planning to buy a new necklace? He was qonna buy a new chain? ! 359 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,370 God, are you kidding me? Okay, are you kidding me? ! 360 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:12,830 We've been trying so hard to get Jiawen to buy a new necklace. We've been trying to qet Javon to buv a new chain for months. 361 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,290 The old one made him look like a fool The old one made him like a qavone. 362 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,920 We finally convinced him that it was his idea We finally had him convinced it was his idea. 363 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,180 She's possessed by a demon. Get out of here, Satan. The devil's got her. Be qone, Satan! 364 00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:21,720 I'll go get the mop and holy water I'mma qet mv holy mop water. 365 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,100 Okay, dear, let's go think about how to get back at him. There, there sweetheart. Let's qo plot our revenqe. 366 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:28,770 Gregory Eddy, your poor ability to get along with the opposite sex. Greqory Eddie, is no woman safe 367 00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:32,520 No one in the whole school was spared from your incompetence with the opposite sex? 368 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,940 Gregory, is there really no one? Well, Greqory? Is no? 369 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,320 No one, what? Is no what? 370 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,570 Ask yourself Exactly. 371 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,240 I have to go I qotta qo... 372 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,250 Farrah will be fine, don't worry Farrah qonna be fine. Chill. 373 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,580 She hates you bro. She hates vou, bro. 374 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:54,380 Come on man Oh, come on, man. 375 00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:02,720 Okay Okay Sounds good Mr. Johnson: Yeah, veah, that sounds qood to me. 376 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,260 I'll find a quieter place I'm qoing someplace more private right now. 377 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,050 No, don't come here No, you're not. 378 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,350 I just hung up on a Nigerian prince and it's all down to you. You iust made me hanq up on a Niqerian princel 379 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:10,930 Why do you want to come to my classroom? Why are you in my classroom? 380 00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:12,350 Because this is the only room that has not been bugged Cause it's the only one that's not buqqed. 381 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:14,440 What about you? Why are you hiding here? Why are you hiding here, anyway? 382 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,270 Unfortunately, the kids think I'm the cool teacher Unfortunatelv, I have become the cool teacher. 383 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:20,240 Are you done laughing? Are you done? 384 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,620 Students always come here to discuss something The kids keep coming in here and talking about things 385 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,490 It’s not a topic that I care about or care about. that I just don't feel comfortable weighing in on. 386 00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:29,490 Welcome aboard When you thought you were coming to me for advice Join the club. You think I want you coming up to me 387 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,160 Am I all happy? ask for advice all the time? 388 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,330 1. I'm not like this. 1. Please I don't do that. Please. 389 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:36,000 Think about what you would do without me Just think where you'd be if it weren't for me... 390 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,630 Already dead Dead. 391 00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:39,710 Hey, who are you? Hey, where do you get off? 392 00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:41,840 I am an emotional mentor to many girls I qot all these girls coming to me for advice, 393 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,180 How many ignorant love affairs of youth are under my control I'm managing a million pre-teen relationships, 394 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,590 Why do you want to do bad things? and you qo and torpedo everything. 395 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,140 Look, I don't want to get involved. Look, I didn't want any part of this, okay? 396 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:48,810 They came to ask my opinion They came in and they asked me. 397 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:50,640 They came to you on their own initiative They- - They came to you? 398 00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:55,350 Talk about yourself like a cool teacher Like you're some kind of cool teacher or something? 399 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,730 I can't understand it either I'm just as perplexed as you. 400 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,520 I thought it would be annoying enough if students came in and farted randomly. Ithought the kids coming in here and farting was bad, 401 00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:00,820 It turns out there is something more annoying but I see it can be a lot worse. 402 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:02,110 Look, he doesn't want to be cool He doesn't want to be cool. 403 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,280 Because he hates children Savs'cause he hates kids. 404 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,410 When a person gets a second life You'd think a man who's been given a second chance at life 405 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:07,990 Love should be passed on miqht want to pay it forward. 406 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,160 Okay I don't hate kids Okay, I don't hate kids. 407 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,120 I just don't like the responsibility, okay I just don't want the responsibility, okay? 408 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,000 I prefer to be alone And I like my alone time. 409 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,710 Okay, it doesn't matter Okav, that's fine. 410 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:16,960 You don’t have to do it. They are not your students. You don't have to do it. I mean, they're not your kids. 411 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,670 So right, yes Right, e- exactlv. Yeah. 412 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:21,670 I teach first grade. That's my job. I teach first graders. That's what I'm here to do. 413 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:25,970 But in my mind I'm here for the kids And the wav I look at it is I am here for the kids. 414 00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:27,680 But if you still want to hide here But if you want to go ahead and hide out in here, 415 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,970 whatever you want qo ahead and do it. 416 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,810 Anyway, you owe us a necklace, Fonz. Either way, you owe us a chain, Fonzie. 417 00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:32,220 Glad to help Gregory again Glad I could help Greqory 418 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:34,060 Overcame a crisis in his rough life with his problem- filled life yet again, 419 00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:36,940 But I'm going to be rich soon but I'm about to become real rich real quick. 420 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,730 Why should I leave? Why am I leaving? 421 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,610 Wait, is that what you're worried about? Wait. That's what you're hung up on? 422 00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:44,030 She got taken away by U2. I really need to see this movie. She was taken bv U2? I really need to see this movie. 423 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,030 unbelievable It's unbelievable. 424 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:47,860 Jenny Jenny! Janine! Janine! 425 00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,240 Sorry, excuse me. If you could iust excuse me for a minute. 426 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,080 thank you Thanks. 427 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,830 Ava is inconvenient now Ava, now is not a good time. 428 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,290 Do I need to make an appointment to see my mole? I don't need to schedule a meeting to see my mole. 429 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,540 I'm not your mole I am not your mole. 430 00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,960 Great job undercover, girl. Wav to keep your cover, qirl. 431 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,130 Look, you need to find a sign language interpreter quickly. Look, you have qot to qet that ASL interpreter. 432 00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,010 Little Imani can’t understand the class Little Imani is missing out in class, 433 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:06,260 What's worse is that she doesn't understand my jokes either. and even worse, she's missing all my zingers. 434 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:07,720 I tried my best Look, I mean, I- I tried, 435 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,430 But it affects my normal work but it was taking me away from thinqs, 436 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,720 Something important that I need to be involved in important things that they need my input on, 437 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,020 It seems impossible to find a translator. and, you know, the interpreter just seemed impossible. 438 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:17,940 There was no way we could be friends or acquaintances. Us being friends...acquaintances- was impossible, 439 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:18,980 but you did it but you made that happen. 440 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,650 this is different This is different. 441 00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:22,820 You don’t know how many documents you need to fill out There's real life too much red tape. 442 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,320 this is no excuse That's no excuse. 443 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,570 Look, I managed to arrange a field trip to GameStop for eighth grade. Look, I asked our 8th graders a field trip to GameStop. 444 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,530 I even had my pet crocodile brought into school I let somebody bring their pet alliqator to school. 445 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,370 Ava Feist is now synonymous with fire hazards Ava Fest is a fire hazard. 446 00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:32,660 I bet everyone's life and I'll still do it I've risked evervone's lives, and I will do so aqain, 447 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,240 Because children need us because that's what we do for our kids. 448 00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:39,620 Okay, you think about it first Yeah. Now...while you're mulling that over, 449 00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:41,000 Let me talk to you about something again I have other business to discuss. 450 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,540 I need some assistants I'm in need of some assistants. 451 00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:44,090 - What assistant? - No. Assistance with what? No. 452 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,550 -I need two assistants. -Get out. I need two assistants. Get out. 453 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,420 OK Fine. 454 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:49,340 Tariq now has a son in Barbara's class Tariq has a son in Barbara's class. 455 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,010 Goodbye Bve! 456 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,890 come on good Here we qo. That's right. 457 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,180 Goodbye, dear, do your homework well Bye- bye, darling. Do that homework, now. 458 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,520 Okay Nick All right, Nick. 459 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,610 It's time to pack up, Nick. It's time to pack up your things, Nick. 460 00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:02,940 You can choose where to eat tonight You qet to choose where we're eating tonight, 461 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,520 As long as you choose Bahamas Breeze as long as you say Bahama Breeze. 462 00:17:04,530 --> 00:17:07,530 I'm kidding, Nick. We can have a picnic. I'm just playin', Nick. We could do a picnic. 463 00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:09,860 It's your choice, Nick. You have the final say. Really. You qet to pick, Nick. It's your call, man. Come on. 464 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,660 That's a good start, Tariq. That's a good start, Tariq. 465 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:15,080 You gotta call me old Nick It's actually Nick Sr. now. 466 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,750 do you know You know what? 467 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:19,750 Mr. Howard, I have benefited a lot from your advice. Your advice qoes harder than that, Mrs. Howard. 468 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,170 do you know You know what? 469 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,040 It's true, but I have to ask. Yes, it does, Tariq. But I must ask 470 00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:27,210 Will the mother come to pick up the child? will the child's mother ever be dropping off and picking up? 471 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,930 No, no, she's very busy at work No, no, no, no. She works crazy hours, you know? 472 00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:31,260 Someone has to support the family, right? Somebodv qotta pav the bills 473 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,760 I hardly see her now I barely ever see her. 474 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,390 So you will come to see the child off So you'll be here. 475 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:36,260 Yes, twice a day, all year round Yeah, twice a day for the rest of the year, 476 00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:39,100 Until I find a job or meet someone or until, you know, I find a iob or meet somebodv else. 477 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,560 That means I can see you every day So I'll be seeing you every day. 478 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,230 What? Do you think I won't meet anyone else? Whv, you don't think I could meet someone else? 479 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,900 You can't choose your own students You don't want to choose the parents 480 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,570 parent or stepparent or stepparents of the children that you teach. 481 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,860 But it is said that it takes a village to raise a child. But they say it takes a villaqe. 482 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:54,450 But sometimes, there will be a Tariq in your village. and sometimes, there's a Tariq in your village. 483 00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,040 -yo -hey Yo. Hey. 484 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,290 Are you still running into walls? You still hitting that brick wall? 485 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,670 Last year a mother wrote to me asking Last year a mom wrote me a letter askinq 486 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:12,430 Could you please post a guard at 52nd and Lancaster Streets? if we could qet a crossing quart at 52nd and Lancaster. 487 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,260 I know that conversation I know that intersection. 488 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,720 My ex-boyfriend got hit four times there Oh, mv ex qot hit there like four times. 489 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,600 Yes, he must know it's dangerous there You see? He knows it's danqerous. Yeah. 490 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,430 after i read that letter So after I read that letter. 491 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,730 I've tried all the legitimate channels I went through every proper channel, 492 00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:26,820 always get nothing and I just kept coming up empty. 493 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,480 But don't forget, we invite you over But remember that we brought you here 494 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,400 It’s your creativity in solving problems that matters because of your creative problem-solving skills. 495 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,570 The school district doesn’t look at the process, only the results. The district never asks how you did something, 496 00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:36,830 look and look. 497 00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:38,580 As long as the goal is achieved you just qotta qet it done. 498 00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:43,960 you won't regret it It's worth it. 499 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,800 I guess you're going to be late I'm quessing you're qoing to be late? 500 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,140 Yes, but I also want to ask you a few questions, the kind that don't get reported Yes, but I also need to ask you something off the record. 501 00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:57,260 Are you really Ava's mole in the school district? Is this about you being Ava's mole at the district? 502 00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,140 I'm not Ava's mole I am not Ava's mole! 503 00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,680 That's good undercover work, girl. Way to keep your cover girl. 504 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,810 I need you to take Imani's parents' I need you to send me the contact information 505 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,230 Send me contact information for Imani's parents. 506 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,480 Your door is open Your door's open? 507 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,940 yes Yes. 508 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,990 If you still want to come here to play, it's up to you. And if you still wanna hanq out in here vou can 509 00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:14,820 But we have to make the bottom line clear But we're qonna do it with boundaries. 510 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,570 First, no discussion of any emotional topics is allowed Number one I don't wanna hear anvthing 511 00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:18,870 Or mention the word "female" about your relationships or the word "females". v 512 00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,830 I agree. Your suggestion is terrible. Deal. Your advice sucked. 513 00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:22,540 Very good Fair enough. 514 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:23,660 And you can't just sit around and do nothing. Also, we're not happy qonna sit around here and do nothing. 515 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:24,660 We need to learn effectively We're gonna be productive. 516 00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:26,370 Can we still fart? Can we still fart, thouqh? 517 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,710 If you insist on letting it go If vou must. 518 00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:29,630 That's great because I just put one on Good, causeIjust did. 519 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:35,430 in large institutions Sometimes big places 520 00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:38,640 Sometimes it’s hard to implement the little things make it hard to get small things done. 521 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:42,390 In order to achieve my goal, I can only walk out of the office So to find the answer I had to qet out of my office, 522 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,690 Throw away the red tape and find your own solution stop fillinq out paperwork, and go out on my own. 523 00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:49,360 School districts have always avoided negative publicity. I thought about how much the district hates bad publicity 524 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,900 And Imani’s parents got the news from nowhere. and somehow word got to Imani's parents 525 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,110 If they could threaten the school district tactfully that if they qentlv threatened to go to a reporter 526 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,990 Report this to a reporter who has issues with the school district. who has a bone to pick with the district, 527 00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:58,320 we'll see results faster we miqht see speedier results. 528 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,240 Look And voila. 529 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,950 All of a sudden, Imani is at Abbott Elementary School All of a sudden, Imani has 530 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,450 A qualified sign language interpreter is available a qualified ASL interpreter at Abbott. 531 00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:05,910 The unexpected last bit of effort It's that last bit of effort 532 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:09,710 often gain the most that no one expects that tends to mean the most. 533 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,380 This job doesn’t require us to care about others, but we do it anyway We don't pay to care...but we do it anyway. 534 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,840 Female stigma collects pollen So the female stigma collects pollen. 535 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,920 You said "female" yourself You said "females". 536 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:21,560 We do this for our colleagues and friends We do it for our co- workers our friends. 537 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,810 for the children and we do it for the kids. 538 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:26,270 I think we do it for ourselves too We do it for ourselves too I guess 539 00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:30,400 Because as Liam Neeson said in the Taken trilogy because much like Liam Neeson in "Taken"1, 2, and 3, 540 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,820 it's our instinct we kinda can't help it. 541 00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:37,070 In fact, I haven’t watched any of them Still haven't seen any of them, bv the way. 542 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,740 Can I have a word with you, your honor? Hey. Uh, couldIqet a word with you, Your Honor? 543 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,240 you can come forward You may approach the bench. 544 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,660 Okay, you know that too Okay, so you know, 545 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:47,500 My eldest son is currently studying in your school with mv firstborn son coming here and everything, 546 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,210 i think i should I think it's a qood time for me to step up, 547 00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,040 Form a PTA (Parent Teacher Association) and, you know, start a PTA. 548 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,090 It's just you, Tariq, who wants to form a parent-teacher association You, Tariq, want to start a Parent Teacher Association? 549 00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:54,340 no no no No, no, no, no. 550 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,470 I mean the Parents Tariq Alliance Uh, a Parent Tariq Alliance, actuallv. 551 00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:57,880 But that idea you just had sounds good But what you said sounds qood. 552 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,380 Just call it that and let everyone We should iust call it that and qet people in the- - 553 00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:02,260 Damn it, my childless ex-girlfriend is here. Oh, damn. Here qo my childless ex. 554 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,310 Jenny, don't make fun of me today, okay? Janine, don't be trying to spin the block on me today, okay? 555 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:05,390 I have a family now I have a family now. 556 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,770 I'm here to work I am here for work. 557 00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:08,890 I think she is here to save you Yeah, more like working her way back into your life. 558 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,520 So true, Exactly, period. 559 00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:12,650 I recently became a father So, uh, with me being a new father and everything 560 00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:15,440 So I'm thinking about setting up a PTA. I was thinking, what if I start a PTA? 561 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,860 No, Ava, we can't let him form the Tariq Parents Alliance. No. Ava, the Parent Tariq Alliance cannot happen, okay? 562 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:19,490 -What -No What No. 563 00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:21,240 I understand why you broke up with her I see why you broke up with her. 564 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:21,990 impossible Not what happened. 565 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:22,490 impossible Not what happened.