1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:06,208 --> 00:00:09,042 SORRY, BABE. I DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU. 2 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,208 WHAT? GO BACK TO SLEEP. 3 00:00:14,042 --> 00:00:16,083 ARE YOU GOING RUNNING? 4 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:18,583 NO. 5 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:21,625 RUNNING IS SUPER BAD FOR YOU. 6 00:00:21,625 --> 00:00:24,708 PRIMAL MAN NEVER RAN LONG DISTANCES. 7 00:00:24,708 --> 00:00:26,042 IF I LEAVE NOW, I SHOULD BE ABLE 8 00:00:26,042 --> 00:00:27,458 TO MAKE IT TO WRIGLEY FIELD AND BACK BEFORE WORK. 9 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,333 DO YOU WANT TO COME? 10 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:37,708 IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 11 00:00:37,708 --> 00:00:39,875 I KNOW. 12 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,417 NO. 13 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:47,958 OK. 14 00:00:54,292 --> 00:00:57,917 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪ 15 00:00:57,917 --> 00:01:03,000 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪ 16 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,375 ♪ I WANT TO PLAY ALL DAY ♪ 17 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:07,500 ♪ COME ON AND PLAY THIS GAME ♪ 18 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,708 ♪ I WANT TO PLAY ALL DAY ♪ 19 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:13,083 ♪ COME ON AND LOVE ♪ 20 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:23,333 ♪ LISTEN CLOSER ♪ 21 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,208 ♪ IT'S TIME THAT I IMPART ♪ 22 00:01:25,208 --> 00:01:27,042 ♪ THESE WORDS OF WISDOM ♪ 23 00:01:27,042 --> 00:01:29,333 ♪ ON HOW PLAYING IS AN ART ♪ 24 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:32,417 ♪ YOU'LL NEVER EVER LOSE ♪ 25 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:37,167 ♪ JUST FOLLOW MY RULES ♪ 26 00:01:37,167 --> 00:01:40,625 ♪ YOU'LL HAVE ANY MAN YOU CHOOSE ♪ 27 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:44,042 ♪ WHEN YOU FOLLOW THE RULES ♪ 28 00:01:44,042 --> 00:01:49,417 ♪ JUST FOLLOW THE RULES ♪ 29 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:55,750 WELL, THEN WE CAN TAKE IT BACK TO MY PLACE. 30 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:58,708 WE CAN COOK UP SOME SCALLOPS OR COD, 31 00:01:58,708 --> 00:02:01,875 MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF PEANUT BUTTER FOR DESSERT. 32 00:02:01,875 --> 00:02:04,958 HA! EXACTLY. ALL RIGHT. 33 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,250 OK. I'LL SEE YOU AT 6:00. OK. 34 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,333 OH, MAN. 35 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:13,958 ARE YOU COOKING FOR A GIRL? 36 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:15,583 YEP. 37 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:17,292 REALLY? 38 00:02:17,292 --> 00:02:18,750 OH, YEAH. 39 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:19,833 I NEVER REALLY PICTURED YOU 40 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:21,708 AS THE ROMANTIC TYPE. 41 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,500 HMM. WHAT'S HER NAME? 42 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,083 UM, I DON'T KNOW. 43 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:26,875 I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE BAR 44 00:02:26,875 --> 00:02:29,125 TO PICK HER YET. 45 00:02:29,125 --> 00:02:32,708 WHAT? TO PICK HER. 46 00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:34,167 BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE-- 47 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:36,208 OH, NO, NO. THAT'S-- THAT'S MY BUDDY BLAIR. 48 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:39,750 HE'S THE MOST AMAZING WINGMAN. 49 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:41,042 HE'S LIKE THE PIPPEN TO MY JORDAN. 50 00:02:41,042 --> 00:02:43,792 I WAS ALREADY ON TOP OF MY GAME, 51 00:02:43,792 --> 00:02:45,667 AND NOW I'M JUST WINNING CHAMPIONSHIPS. 52 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:48,458 SO YOU AND BLAIR ARE GOING TO A BAR, 53 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:51,625 WHERE YOU WILL PICK A GIRL 54 00:02:51,625 --> 00:02:54,417 AND TAKE HER HOME AND COOK FOR HER? 55 00:02:54,417 --> 00:02:56,792 YEAH. WHY AM I GONNA DROP ALL THIS CASH 56 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:59,000 ON THESE MULTIPLE DATES WHEN I CAN JUST TAKE HER HOME, 57 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,667 COOK FOR HER, AND BE CHANGING HER OIL 58 00:03:00,667 --> 00:03:02,292 BEFORE I KNOW HER LAST NAME? 59 00:03:02,292 --> 00:03:03,750 NOT ALL WOMEN ARE IDIOTS. 60 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,167 ALL RIGHT. 61 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:07,958 I BET I COULD COOK FOR A GIRL, 62 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:10,375 ANY GIRL, AND SHE'LL NOT ONLY SLEEP WITH ME, 63 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:12,542 BUT I'LL HAVE HER DOING THE DISHES, AS WELL. 64 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:14,000 YOU'RE ON. 65 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,292 OH... 66 00:03:17,292 --> 00:03:18,875 OH, IF I WIN, 67 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:20,917 I GET TO TEA-BAG EVERYTHING ON YOUR DESK. 68 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:24,917 ARE YOU AN IDIOT? NO. 69 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:26,750 ALL RIGHT. FINE. 70 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:30,042 I GET THE LEAD ON THE ELLE LINGERIE ACCOUNT. 71 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:32,667 DEAL. 72 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:33,750 AND IF I WIN? 73 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:36,375 OH, GOD, ANYTHING YOU WANT, PRINCESS. 74 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:37,958 HEH. 75 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:44,417 IT'S OK BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY TEA-BAGGED EVERYTHING 76 00:03:44,417 --> 00:03:46,917 ON THAT DESK, ANYWAYS. 77 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,292 SHIT. FUCK. 78 00:03:56,292 --> 00:03:58,708 TYLER, YOU SEEM REALLY STRESSED. 79 00:03:58,708 --> 00:04:01,000 ARE YOU OK? 80 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,875 NO. I'M DEFINITELY GOING THROUGH IT. 81 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:05,250 I NEED SOMETHING TO CALM MY NERVES. 82 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,417 SIT DOWN. HAVE A GLASS OF WINE WITH ME. 83 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:07,500 IT'S A FRUIT. 84 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:08,292 NO. WINE ISN'T GONNA CUT IT. 85 00:04:08,292 --> 00:04:10,625 I NEED SOMETHING ILLEGAL 86 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:13,250 OR A REALLY BIG DICK. 87 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:15,250 CAN'T HELP YOU WITH THE DICK, 88 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:17,750 BUT I DO KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP YOU 89 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:18,583 WITH ALL YOUR PHARMACEUTICAL NEEDS. 90 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:22,833 DO IT. 91 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:25,792 MM, FRESH MEAT. 92 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:28,583 AH, GAME ON. 93 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:30,875 OK. GAME ON. 94 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:33,542 THAT. CAN YOU-- 95 00:04:33,542 --> 00:04:35,250 DOUCHE TWAT. 96 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:37,167 AH, NOT BAD TONIGHT. 97 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:38,917 IT'S GOOD. ALL RIGHT. 98 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:40,167 HOW ABOUT YOU SCOPE THE SCENE, 99 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:41,917 AND I WILL ORDER US SOME BEERS? 100 00:04:41,917 --> 00:04:43,625 GOT IT. 101 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:45,208 3 OF WHATEVER YOU GOT ON TAP. 102 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:47,083 OK. THANKS. 103 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:49,042 I GOT YOU A HOTTIE AT 3 O'CLOCK. 104 00:04:49,042 --> 00:04:51,750 OOH! THAT'S 9 O'CLOCK. 105 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,125 RIGHT. 106 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,042 HA HA! YES! 107 00:04:55,042 --> 00:04:57,125 LITTLE, DRUNK MARISA TOMEI. 108 00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:58,625 I LIKE. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 109 00:04:58,625 --> 00:05:02,333 PLAN "B"--5 O'CLOCK, PRETTY, NO SELF-ESTEEM. 110 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:04,292 OOH... 111 00:05:04,292 --> 00:05:06,792 OH, YES. I LOVE A GOOD FALLBACK SCORE. 112 00:05:06,792 --> 00:05:08,333 YEAH. YES, BOYS. 113 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:09,625 OH! OH! 114 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:10,208 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 115 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:11,917 GETTING WASTED. 116 00:05:11,917 --> 00:05:13,250 NICE ONE. 117 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,333 DO YOU HAVE THE TICKETS? 118 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:15,500 CERTAINLY DO. 119 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:16,542 BEHIND THE GLASS? 120 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:17,875 COUPLE OF NOSEBLEEDS JUST FOR YOU. 121 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:19,417 DON'T SAY I NEVER DO NOTHING FOR YOU. 122 00:05:19,417 --> 00:05:20,875 ALL RIGHT. CAN WE GET 3 GOLDEN SHOWERS? 123 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:22,292 I'LL TAKE A PASS ON THE GOLDEN SHOWER, 124 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:23,500 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 125 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,042 LET ME GET THE STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS. 126 00:05:25,042 --> 00:05:25,792 WELL, YOU CAN, BUT I'M STILL GONNA HAVE TO WORK LATE. 127 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,875 CHEERS, BOYS. 128 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:30,125 CHEERS. CHEERS. 129 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:35,583 WHOA. 130 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:37,875 AHH. ALL RIGHT. I'M OUT. 131 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:40,500 BY THE WAY, SECRET SQUIRREL OVER BY THE SNOOKER TABLE, 132 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,875 AND THERE WAS A CHEEKY BIT OF SCRUFF IN THE BOYS' LOOS 133 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,542 MIGHT BE WORTH A BUTCHER'S. 134 00:05:44,542 --> 00:05:46,250 TAKE IT EASY. 135 00:05:48,042 --> 00:05:50,958 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE JUST SAID. 136 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:52,833 I NEVER UNDERSTAND THAT DUDE. 137 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:54,375 RIGHT. LET ME CANVASS THE WINE CELLAR FOR YOU. 138 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:56,792 EH. 139 00:05:56,792 --> 00:05:58,000 IT IS A BONE YARD TONIGHT. 140 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,125 DUDE, I GOT A TURKEY 141 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:01,708 IN THE MICROWAVE RIGHT NOW. 142 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:02,875 LET ME RING THIS. 143 00:06:02,875 --> 00:06:04,375 OH, AS-SALAMU ALAYKUM. 144 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:05,583 WA ALAYKUM SOME SHIT. 145 00:06:05,583 --> 00:06:07,708 ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO PLAN "B." 146 00:06:07,708 --> 00:06:10,083 DO IT. 147 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:16,750 HEY. 148 00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:20,458 HEY, THERE. 149 00:06:20,458 --> 00:06:24,292 THIS IS THE TIME OF NIGHT WHERE THINGS GET DANGEROUS. 150 00:06:24,292 --> 00:06:26,583 IT'S 6:15. EXACTLY. 151 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:28,208 YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 152 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:30,000 MAYBE YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN 153 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,958 BEFORE YOU FALL DOWN. 154 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:34,125 OK. SO... WHERE WERE WE? 155 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:36,292 THINGS WERE GETTING DANGEROUS. 156 00:06:36,292 --> 00:06:36,833 HAVE WE MET BEFORE? 157 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:38,250 I'M JENNIFER. 158 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:40,833 LAST WEEK, I TRIED TO HIT ON YOU, 159 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,583 AND YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GAY. 160 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:43,542 YOU SURE IT WAS ME? 161 00:06:43,542 --> 00:06:46,250 YES, AND NOW YOU'RE MAKING EYES 162 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:48,083 WITH EVERY WOMAN IN THIS BAR, 163 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:49,792 AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. 164 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:51,875 I AIN'T MAKING THOSE EYES FOR ME, GIRL. 165 00:06:51,875 --> 00:06:54,417 YOU'RE NOT? NOPE. 166 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,958 BULLSHIT. IT'S FOR MY FRIEND. 167 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,042 THAT'S HIM RIGHT OVER THERE. 168 00:06:59,042 --> 00:07:01,000 HE HAS A LITTLE TROUBLE OPENING UP. 169 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,208 YOU SHOULD SEE ME OPEN UP. 170 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:07,000 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE FROM, 171 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,167 JENNIFER, BUT I'M FROM DETROIT, 172 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:13,250 FACTORY TOWN, BORN AND RAISED. 173 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:16,542 MY FATHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO HANDLE A WOMAN. 174 00:07:16,542 --> 00:07:18,792 "WOMEN ARE LIKE STEEL," HE SAID. 175 00:07:18,792 --> 00:07:21,375 "THEY'RE TOUGH 176 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:22,708 UNTIL THEY GET TO A CERTAIN TEMPERATURE." 177 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:23,875 OOH. 178 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:26,958 "GET THEM HOT ENOUGH, AND THEY WILL BEND. 179 00:07:26,958 --> 00:07:29,208 OH... "THEN... 180 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:31,583 "COOL THEM OFF. OH... 181 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:34,458 "THEN YOU GET THEM HOT AGAIN. 182 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:36,458 "YOU DO THIS ALL NIGHT, 183 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:38,500 "AND THEY WILL GET SO HOT, 184 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,917 THEY WILL MELT IN YOUR HANDS." 185 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:43,458 I WANT TO MELT IN YOUR HANDS. 186 00:07:43,458 --> 00:07:44,042 DO YOU? YES. 187 00:07:44,042 --> 00:07:45,792 DO YOU? YES. 188 00:07:45,792 --> 00:07:47,833 BUT I'M GAY. 189 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:49,500 WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MY FRIEND? 190 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,333 COME ON. 191 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,792 HEY, GIVE ME A MINUTE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 192 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:57,250 HELLO. HA! 193 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,292 I'M DEAN. HI. 194 00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:01,083 LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CAN USE A DRINK. 195 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:05,583 MM, I'M DUSTY. OK. HA HA! 196 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:07,458 HA HA HA! 197 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:09,167 - HI. - HEY. 198 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:12,250 JUST SO YOU KNOW, 199 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,625 YOU HAD ME AT "DETROIT." 200 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:14,500 WHAT'S YOUR DRINK? 201 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:17,208 UM, ORGASMS, STRAIGHT UP. 202 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:18,792 WHOA, OK. 203 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:20,792 WE'LL GET AN ORGASM, STRAIGHT UP. 204 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,375 NOBODY IS THERE. 205 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:25,792 OOH, SHH SHH SHH. NOW, HERE'S THE QUESTION. 206 00:08:25,792 --> 00:08:28,000 DO YOU LIKE... MM-HMM? 207 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,208 A NICE, HOME-COOKED MEAL? 208 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:32,833 OH! HA! YEAH. 209 00:08:32,833 --> 00:08:35,375 YEAH? WHAT DO YOU THINK-- SCALLOPS OR COD? 210 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:38,083 MM, ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S NOT CRABS. 211 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,667 WELL, I CAN'T PROMISE YOU THAT. 212 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,042 WHAT? HA HA! 213 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,708 WHY ARE WOMEN SO STUPID? 214 00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:46,417 ACH, THEY'RE NOT. 215 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:47,708 THEY JUST ACT THAT WAY BECAUSE THEY THINK 216 00:08:47,708 --> 00:08:48,875 THAT'S WHAT GUYS LIKE. 217 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,708 OK. YES. YEAH. 218 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:53,542 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DRINKING WINE NOW. 219 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:54,458 PRIMAL MAN DID NOT HAVE A WAY 220 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:55,750 TO DERIVE ALCOHOLS FROM GRAINS. 221 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:59,125 YEAH? WHAT DOES JASON THINK OF YOUR PRIMAL WAYS? 222 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,292 HE'S SUPPORTIVE. 223 00:09:01,292 --> 00:09:05,167 IT DOESN'T MATTER. THIS IS ABOUT ME. 224 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:07,500 OK. SO THIS IS PROBABLY NOT THE BEST TIME 225 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,750 TO ASK FOR A FAVOR FOR ME, THEN, HUH? 226 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:10,667 ANYTHING YOU WANT. 227 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:13,000 WILL YOU MARRY ME? EXCEPT THAT. 228 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,542 SERIOUSLY. I NEED A GREEN CARD. 229 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:21,250 I'M...CANADIAN, AND IF I DON'T GET 230 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:23,750 A GOVERNMENT-ISSUED PIECE OF PAPER, 231 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:26,125 I GOT TO GET THE FUCK OUT. 232 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:29,625 OH, CIVILIZATION REALLY DOES SUCK. 233 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:33,542 SPEAKING OF UNCIVILIZED, LOOK AT THAT OUTFIT. 234 00:09:33,542 --> 00:09:35,958 THAT MUST BE HER. 235 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,083 DON'T LOOK SO EXCITED. 236 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:40,208 CANDY. 237 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,042 UH... UH... NO... NO... 238 00:09:46,042 --> 00:09:47,083 JUST LICK IT. JUST LICK IT. 239 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,167 I'M TRYING. OK. 240 00:09:51,542 --> 00:09:52,958 YEAH. 241 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:56,458 YOU LIKE WHAT I MADE FOR YOU? 242 00:09:56,458 --> 00:10:00,042 UM, YEAH. IT WAS SO GOOD. 243 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:08,542 YES. 244 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,208 SO... YEAH? 245 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,875 DO YOU LIKE HOW I POACHED 246 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:15,292 THOSE JAPANESE PURPLE POTATOES? 247 00:10:15,292 --> 00:10:18,125 UM, WHATEVER. YEAH? 248 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:23,792 RRRR! HEE HEE! 249 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,333 YEAH. YEAH. 250 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:31,125 DO YOU LIKE HOW I BRAISED THOSE SEA SCALLOPS? 251 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,000 WHATEVER. YEAH? 252 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,958 YEAH. LET'S SWITCH IT. AAH! 253 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:40,125 OH, YEAH. 254 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:42,083 NASTY. OH, MY GOD. 255 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,750 OH, KISS ME. 256 00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:50,208 HOLY GOD. OH, YEAH. 257 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,875 COST ME A LOT OF-- SHUT UP. 258 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:54,167 OK. HA HA! 259 00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:01,000 SHH. NO MORE TALKING. OK. 260 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,583 NO MORE TALKING! MM-HMM. 261 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:03,292 AAH! 262 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:09,458 AAH! OH! YES! 263 00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:10,708 HA HA! YES. 264 00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:12,875 YEAH. YEAH. 265 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:13,292 YEAH? YEAH. 266 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,958 HA HA! OOH... 267 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:19,750 DO ONE THING FOR ME. 268 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:22,167 ANYTHING. 269 00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:23,708 YEAH? YEAH. 270 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:27,125 DO MY DISHES. 271 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:29,250 WHAT? YEAH. 272 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,250 WHEN WE'RE ALL DONE, I WANT YOU TO DO 273 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,750 ALL MY DISHES COMPLETELY NAKED. 274 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:35,708 IT'S A HUGE FANTASY. 275 00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:39,292 THAT'S SO WEIRD. REALLY? 276 00:11:39,292 --> 00:11:42,167 YEAH. THAT'S SO FUCKED UP. 277 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,500 COME ON. 278 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,125 THAT'S LIKE SOME FIFTIES MISOGYNISTIC PORN SHIT. 279 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,458 OH, COME ON. 280 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:50,042 NO FUCKING WAY. WHAT A TURNOFF. 281 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,042 I WAS JUST KIDDING. 282 00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:53,917 IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A SIMPLE 283 00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:56,333 PICK UP A GUY AT A BAR AND HAVE A NO-STRINGS-ATTACHED 284 00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:57,542 FUCK ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT? 285 00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,250 BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO GO AND START COOKING ME 286 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,833 SOME WEIRD FOOD CRAP? 287 00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:03,167 I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY. 288 00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:04,542 OK. COME ON. 289 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,167 I DIDN'T EVEN BUY THAT CRAP FOR YOU. 290 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:07,500 I BOUGHT IT FOR A DATE I HAVE TOMORROW. 291 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,833 OH, DUDE, GROW UP. WHA-- 292 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,958 GUESS I'M DOING THE DISHES MYSELF. 293 00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:23,125 HMM...HI. 294 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:25,917 HEY. 295 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:29,625 I WAS WAITING. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 296 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,333 I TEXTED YOU. AT BOOTLEG. 297 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:37,250 PRIMAL MAN HAD BOOZE? 298 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,208 WINE IS A FRUIT. 299 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,583 OH. 300 00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:44,042 TYLER IS CANADIAN. DID YOU KNOW THAT? 301 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:45,250 HE NEEDS A GREEN CARD ASAP, 302 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,208 OR HE'S GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY. 303 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,750 HMM, REALLY? TYLER IS BEING DRAMATIC. 304 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:52,083 WHAT A SURPRISE. 305 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,875 NO. IT'S SERIOUS. HE'LL GET DEPORTED. 306 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,167 OK. I'LL TALK TO HIM. 307 00:12:56,167 --> 00:13:01,167 I'M SURE THERE'S A LEGAL LOOPHOLE. 308 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:01,875 THINK I'M GONNA HIT THE SACK. 309 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,208 YOU WANT TO JOIN ME? 310 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,667 I DON'T KNOW WHY I FEEL SO BLOATED 311 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,750 AND EXHAUSTED TONIGHT. 312 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,417 I CAN'T. 313 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:14,375 I HAVE TO DO MY NEW MEDITATIVE BREATHING THING. 314 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:15,167 OK. 315 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,000 DO YOU HAVE ANY ICE CREAM? 316 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,625 SEX, ROMANCE, LOVE-- 317 00:13:56,625 --> 00:14:00,000 I WOULD CHOOSE ICE CREAM OVER ALL OF IT. 318 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,333 I KNOW. 319 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,417 I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING. 320 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,167 JUST KIDDING. 321 00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:07,542 I DON'T THINK I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING THAT. 322 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:34,625 ♪ I'M SINGING IN THE-- ♪ 323 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,833 ♪ JUST SWINGING FOR YOU ♪ 324 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:40,292 ♪ I WANT TO... ♪ 325 00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:45,708 LET ME GET-- OH, YEAH. 326 00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:48,333 LET ME JUST GET A LITTLE FOCUS ON THOSE TITS, THEN. 327 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,417 OH, GOD, THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. 328 00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:59,333 OH, THAT'S IT. 329 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,167 OH, I HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS FOR LATER. 330 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,958 I COULD FUCK YOU BACK TO BACK. 331 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:11,333 STUPID, FUCKING ASSHOLE. 332 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,625 FUCK YOU. 333 00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,000 YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, 334 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,458 I HOPE YOU GO TO FUCKING HELL. 335 00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,667 YOU ALL RIGHT, LOVE? 336 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,083 WHO IS IT? 337 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,500 OH, IT'S MY FRIEND JENNA. 338 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:05,333 SHE'S REALLY COOL. 339 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,083 SHOULD I ANSWER? 340 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:11,042 WE'RE COOL. 341 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:14,917 YEAH. WE ARE. MM. 342 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,667 HEY, JENNA. 343 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:21,333 HEY, SAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? 344 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:25,125 OH, I'M JUST HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND MEGAN 345 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,000 HERE ON THE FIRE ESCAPE. 346 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,125 CAN I COME OVER? 347 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:31,750 OH. WELL, YEAH. YOU COULD COME OVER. 348 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,875 LIKE NOW? 349 00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:34,500 OH, SURE. 350 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,958 OK. 351 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,167 THAT'S OK, RIGHT? 352 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,542 THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. 353 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,917 OK. COOL. 354 00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:43,708 I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY FRIENDS. 355 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:47,042 ME, NEITHER. 356 00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:49,875 I HAD ONE FRIEND, BUT SHE MOVED. 357 00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:54,500 I FOUND A SEX TAPE. 358 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,167 OH, HONEY. 359 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,750 MEGAN, VODKA TONIC. 360 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,292 COMING RIGHT UP. 361 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,625 WHAT HAPPENED? 362 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,000 I LITERALLY JUST FORGAVE HIM, 363 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,667 AND THEN THIS SKANK TEXTS HIM 364 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:09,167 WITH THIS VIDEO. 365 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:12,458 YOU CHECKED HIS TEXT MESSAGES? 366 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:14,417 YOU ALWAYS CHECK THEIR TEXT MESSAGES. 367 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:15,333 THIS HAPPENED TO LIZZIE ALL THE TIME 368 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,417 BEFORE SHE MASTERED THE RULES. 369 00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:18,875 WHAT? 370 00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:20,000 OH, THESE RULES I USED TO FOLLOW WITH MY FRIEND LIZZIE. 371 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,417 THEY'RE STUPID. WHAT RULES? 372 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,958 IT'S LIKE A HANDBOOK-- 373 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,333 "HOW TO GET LAID WITHOUT GETTING SCREWED." 374 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,500 IT'S STUPID. 375 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,083 OH, MY GOD, I LOVE HANDBOOKS. 376 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:34,625 WOW. 377 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,667 THEY HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN WORKING FOR ME, 378 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:38,792 BUT YOUR RULES WORK FOR YOU. 379 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,750 YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 380 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,958 YEAH, BUT I HAD TO BREAK THE RULES TO GET HIM. 381 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,208 OH? LIKE WHAT? 382 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,917 LIKE RULE NUMBER 43-- NEVER FALL IN LOVE 383 00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:47,042 WITH A GUY YOU MEET AT A BAR. 384 00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:48,750 YOU'RE IN LOVE? NO. 385 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:49,417 I'M NOT IN LOVE. I JUST-- 386 00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:51,750 YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE? 387 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,792 NO. I MEAN, I MIGHT BE MAYBE. 388 00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:56,667 DO YOU STILL HAVE IT? 389 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,292 YEAH, BUT THESE RULES ARE STUPID. 390 00:17:58,292 --> 00:18:00,167 THEY'RE A WASTE OF TIME. 391 00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:02,375 CAN WE SEE IT? 392 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,417 "THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER A GUY 393 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,208 IS TO GET UNDER ANOTHER GUY." 394 00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:12,708 "RULE NUMBER 67-- 395 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,583 DOUCHES ARE BAD FOR YOUR VAGINA." 396 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:17,500 VODKA? 397 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,000 "RULE NUMBER 17-- 398 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,208 DON'T CRY. MAKE HIM CRY." 399 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,708 "RULE NUMBER ONE-- 400 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,500 THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO FUCK A MAN." 401 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:33,583 TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN. 402 00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:36,500 SAM, THESE ARE AMAZING. 403 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,375 I'M IN. WHEN CAN WE START? 404 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:41,333 I'M TELLING YOU, THESE RULES ARE DANGEROUS. 405 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,042 THEY MAKE YOU FEEL INVINCIBLE, BUT YOU'RE NOT. 406 00:18:44,042 --> 00:18:46,583 THEY WOULD BE DANGEROUS 407 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,958 IF WE DIDN'T HAVE SOMEONE TO LEAD US. 408 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:51,500 WELL... 409 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,292 I'M NOT GONNA LEAD YOU DOWN A PATH 410 00:18:53,292 --> 00:18:55,833 OF DEPRAVITY AND DESTRUCTION. 411 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,458 YOU ARE MUCH TOO YOUNG, AND YOU-- 412 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:58,708 COME ON, SAM! JUST LET ME TRY IT. 413 00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:02,500 I MEAN-- SHH! 414 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,875 YOU DID, AND YOU'RE AWESOME. 415 00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:09,333 I CAN'T STOP YOU. 416 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,542 WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. 417 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:13,458 HOW ABOUT THIS? 418 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:14,625 WHENEVER I NEED TO TALK TO YOU 419 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,917 OR YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME, WE'LL JUST YELL, 420 00:19:16,917 --> 00:19:18,333 "FIRE ESCAPE," AND WE'LL MEET OUT THERE. 421 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,833 HOW ARE YOU GONNA HEAR EACH OTHER? 422 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,375 THIN WALLS. THIN WALLS. 423 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,167 WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME? 424 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,958 CELL PHONES. 425 00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:27,000 OK. 426 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:42,917 YOU SENT THE SEX TAPE TO MY MUM. 427 00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,000 YOU MADE THE FUCKING SEX TAPE. 428 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,417 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS. WE TALKED ABOUT IT. 429 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:47,958 I CONFESSED, AND YOU FORGAVE ME. 430 00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:49,708 I SAW YOUR PHONE EARLIER-- 431 00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,083 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?" 432 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,167 I'M SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE TO THINK THAT YOU 433 00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,583 WERE ACTUALLY WORKING LATE. 434 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,833 I WAS FUCKING WORKING LATE. 435 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,167 WHAT? 436 00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:00,208 I WAS WORKING LATE. WE WERE ALL THERE. 437 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,458 YOU CAN ASK ANYONE AT THE OFFICE. 438 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:02,583 CALL THEM. 439 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:03,958 BUT YOU SAID YOU NEEDED TO TAKE A SHOWER 440 00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:05,875 WHEN YOU GOT HOME BECAUSE YOU NEEDED TO SMELL NICE. 441 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,625 I WANTED TO TAKE A SHOWER BECAUSE I WANTED 442 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,042 TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU TONIGHT 443 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,125 WITHOUT SMELLING LIKE SOME 444 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,250 SWEATY OFFICE WORKER WHO SPENT 445 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,958 ALL FUCKING DAY IN THE BLOODY OFFICE. 446 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,125 HOW DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA KNOW-- 447 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,458 JENNA, IF I COULD TAKE BACK THE 15 MINUTES 448 00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,208 OF MY LIFE THAT I SPENT FUCKING THAT GIRL-- 449 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,042 WHO, BY THE WAY, WAS ONLY DOING IT 450 00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:21,000 TO GET BACK AT SOMEONE ELSE-- 451 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,167 I WOULD, BUT I CAN'T. 452 00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:25,750 YOU EVER THINK I'M GONNA GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD? 453 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:29,333 I AM SORRY. 454 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,958 I AM HONESTLY, TRULY SORRY, 455 00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:34,625 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE I'M SUPPOSED TO DO. 456 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,000 I KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO. 457 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,875 WHAT? LET ME HIT YOU. 458 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,083 HIT ME. 459 00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,458 AH! WHAT THE HELL? 460 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,333 OH... 461 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,500 MM... 462 00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:48,333 CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT FABRIC THIS IS? 463 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,250 THIS IS SATIN, REALLY CHEAP SATIN. 464 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:56,042 EXACTLY. I ORDERED TOP-QUALITY SILK. 465 00:21:56,042 --> 00:21:57,042 OH, NO. 466 00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:59,375 CAMILLA WILL BE BACK ANY MINUTE. 467 00:21:59,375 --> 00:21:59,917 WILL YOU HAVE A SEAT? 468 00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:01,917 DON'T WORRY. 469 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:03,250 SHE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 470 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:04,250 OH... 471 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,375 IS THAT "ELECTRIC HOLIDAY"? 472 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,417 HELLO? 473 00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:24,750 HI. 474 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,292 I'M SORRY. 475 00:22:26,292 --> 00:22:28,750 I WAS LITERALLY JUST SINGING THAT SONG 476 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,750 BEFORE YOU CAME IN. 477 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,083 IT'S THE GREATEST REMIX. 478 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:33,958 THEY'RE GENIUSES. 479 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:35,375 TOTAL GENIUSES. 480 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:36,000 I'M GOING TO THEIR CONCERT 481 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,792 TONIGHT, ACTUALLY. 482 00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:39,958 NO WAY. I HAD NO IDEA THEY WERE IN TOWN. 483 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,458 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH ME? 484 00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:10,792 SURE. 485 00:23:10,792 --> 00:23:13,542 MEGAN, 486 00:23:13,542 --> 00:23:15,750 I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR SOCIAL CALENDAR, 487 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:17,750 BUT APPARENTLY, SHAWN AND I HAVE BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO. 488 00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:25,833 JUST GIVE ME A CALL. GREAT. 489 00:23:27,542 --> 00:23:29,333 MM! MM! 490 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:34,583 MM-HMM. MM. 491 00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,167 I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. 492 00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:37,250 ME, TOO. 493 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,917 HA HA HA! OH... 494 00:23:40,917 --> 00:23:42,417 HEY, DO YOU HAVE A STEREO IN HERE? 495 00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:44,583 I THINK SO. I'M STILL KIND OF UNPACKING. 496 00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:46,250 UH...OH. RIGHT THERE. 497 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:48,708 I WANT TO FUCK TO "ELECTRIC HOLIDAY." 498 00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:50,583 THAT'S MY FANTASY. 499 00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:53,417 MINE, TOO. 500 00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:59,417 HA HA! 501 00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:01,708 ♪ OH, OH ♪ 502 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:05,833 ♪ OH, OH ♪ 503 00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:07,250 HA! HA HA HA! 504 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:10,167 ♪ OH, OH, IS THE FEELINGS REAL? ♪ 505 00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:13,667 HA HA HA! 506 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:17,917 ♪ DECIDED TO TAKE A RIDE ♪ 507 00:24:17,917 --> 00:24:21,583 ♪ ON THE TRAIN THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ 508 00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:24,375 ♪ LEAVING WORK BEHIND ♪ 509 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:29,333 ♪ IT'S HARD, BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT, BABY ♪ 510 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:32,500 ♪ TRUCKING THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ 511 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:36,542 ♪ GOT MY DRINK, AND IT FEELS SO RIGHT ♪ 512 00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:39,208 HA HA HA! 513 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:41,667 HEE HEE HEE! 514 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:44,667 WHOO! 515 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:47,250 HA HA HA! 516 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:50,042 MM... 517 00:24:50,042 --> 00:24:51,833 MM... 518 00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:55,458 HA HA! HEE HEE! 519 00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:57,417 HA HA HA! 520 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,792 ♪ THE ELECTRIC TRAIN ♪ 521 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:05,750 ♪ MY HOLIDAY ♪ 522 00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:09,042 ♪ GOES CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGING THATAWAY ♪ 523 00:25:09,042 --> 00:25:12,542 ♪ LIKE WATER SKIS, MY BATMAN KNEES ♪ 524 00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:16,042 ♪ OVER, OVER, OVER TO INFINITY ♪ 525 00:25:16,042 --> 00:25:17,708 HA HA HA! 526 00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:19,917 AHH... 527 00:25:19,917 --> 00:25:21,917 HA HA HA! 528 00:25:21,917 --> 00:25:24,000 ♪ GOES CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGING THATAWAY ♪ 529 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,792 ♪ LIKE WATER SKIS, MY BATMAN KNEES ♪ 530 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:35,042 ♪ OVER, OVER, OVER TO INFINITY ♪ 531 00:25:35,042 --> 00:25:37,833 ♪ OVER, OVER, OVER ♪ 532 00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:42,542 ♪ OVER, OVER, OVER ♪ 533 00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:46,042 ♪ OVER, OVER, OVER ♪ 534 00:25:46,042 --> 00:25:49,083 ♪ OVER, OVER, OVER ♪ 535 00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:54,958 ♪ OVER, OVER, OVER TO INFINITY ♪ 536 00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:03,458 ♪ THE ELECTRIC TRAIN, MY HOLIDAY ♪ 537 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:08,042 ♪ GOES CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGING THATAWAY ♪ 538 00:26:08,042 --> 00:26:11,250 ♪ LIKE WATER SKIS, MY BATMAN KNEES ♪ 539 00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:15,917 ♪ OVER, OVER, OVER TO INFINITY ♪ 540 00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:19,208 ♪ THE ELECTRIC TRAIN, MY HOLIDAY ♪ 541 00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:22,750 ♪ GOES CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGING THATAWAY ♪ 542 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:26,875 ♪ LIKE WATER SKIS, MY BATMAN KNEES ♪ 543 00:26:26,875 --> 00:26:32,167 ♪ OVER, OVER, OVER TO INFINITY ♪ 544 00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:38,833 SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 545 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:40,917 MM, TODAY WAS GREAT. 546 00:26:40,917 --> 00:26:42,500 TRIED A WEST AFRICAN DANCE CLASS. 547 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,417 IT WAS REALLY FUN. 548 00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:45,625 DO YOU WANT TO COME NEXT WEEK? 549 00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,167 NOT REALLY. 550 00:26:51,917 --> 00:26:53,208 SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 551 00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:58,042 MY DAY WAS GOOD. 552 00:26:58,042 --> 00:27:02,125 JUST A LOT OF BORING WORK STUFF. 553 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:04,458 HMM. 554 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,292 HOW ARE YOUR NEW FRIENDS? 555 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:08,958 OH, THEY'RE GOOD, I THINK. 556 00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:10,208 THEY HAVE THEIR PHONES OFF, 557 00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:12,750 SO THEY'RE PROBABLY GETTING LAID. 558 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:14,958 REALLY? THAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF 559 00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:17,042 WHEN YOU CAN'T REACH SOMEONE? 560 00:27:18,917 --> 00:27:24,375 OLD HABITS, I GUESS. 561 00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:26,292 SAM, CAN WE TALK? 562 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,167 SURE. 563 00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:34,958 I'M JUST WORRIED THAT YOU'RE COPING 564 00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:37,792 WITH LIZZIE BEING GONE BY DOING ALL THIS WEIRD STUFF, 565 00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:39,792 AND I DON'T THINK IT'S HEALTHY. 566 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,792 WEIRD STUFF? 567 00:27:45,792 --> 00:27:48,292 YOU THINK THE STUFF THAT I DO IS WEIRD? 568 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,542 WELL, IT'S NOT NORMAL TO WAKE UP AT 3:30 569 00:27:50,542 --> 00:27:52,292 IN THE MORNING AND GO SLOW WALKING 570 00:27:52,292 --> 00:27:55,125 TO WRIGLEY FIELD AND BACK. 571 00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:56,833 IT'S NOT NORMAL TO DEPRIVE YOURSELF 572 00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:58,125 OF CONVENTIONAL FORMS OF NUTRITION. 573 00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:04,708 IT'S NORMAL FOR ME. 574 00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:07,167 NO, IT'S NOT. 575 00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:10,333 YOU'RE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON 576 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:13,458 THAT I CAN'T RECOGNIZE. 577 00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:19,875 WELL, THIS IS ME. 578 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:23,833 THIS IS ME NOW. 579 00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:32,750 I THINK WE HAVE TO BREAK UP. 580 00:28:36,792 --> 00:28:38,000 WHAT? 581 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:11,125 NEXT ON "GIRL'S GUIDE TO DEPRAVITY"... 582 00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:12,250 SO DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE GONNA BE EXTRA BITCHY 583 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,333 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GETTING LAID? 584 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:15,333 DID THE ANDREWS CONTRACT COME IN? 585 00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:17,417 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BRING IT IN. 586 00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:21,000 BUT INSTEAD, YOU WROTE YOURSELF SOME MORONIC NOTES. 587 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:21,625 BEN? 588 00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:22,875 HEY, YOU. 589 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:26,375 YOU'RE TERRIBLE. 590 00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:28,083 AH, THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUN THAN THE GYM. 591 00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:29,125 AAH! 592 00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:31,167 THAT'S JUST CHARLIE. IT'S MY BROTHER. 593 00:29:31,167 --> 00:29:33,042 YOU GUYS JUST HANG OUT HERE? 594 00:29:33,042 --> 00:29:36,250 OK, KIDS. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 595 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:38,000 YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET LUCKY. 596 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000 WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?