1 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:03,569 Don't look away. 2 00:00:03,636 --> 00:00:05,372 [opening theme] 3 00:00:12,311 --> 00:00:13,580 Don't put that on telly! 4 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:18,051 Whoa! I might just do this all day. 5 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:20,753 Aah! 6 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:22,422 This is weird! 7 00:00:22,488 --> 00:00:23,523 So tight. 8 00:00:24,223 --> 00:00:27,060 [cheering and applause] 9 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:33,699 Welcome! 10 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:37,670 Welcome to a brand-new series of Taskmaster. 11 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,739 [cheering and applause] 12 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:45,378 Five fresh comedians have been prepared in our laughter kitchen 13 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:48,281 and are about to be thrown into the buffet of fun 14 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,383 to see if any of them have what it takes to 15 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,185 be a main course at the giggle feast. I hope so. 16 00:00:53,252 --> 00:00:58,124 I'm Henry VIII of Chuckles and my big belly is in need of laughs. 17 00:00:58,190 --> 00:00:59,391 Yum, yum! 18 00:01:00,893 --> 00:01:06,533 So, let's meet our new cast of competitors and marvel at their reputations 19 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:09,235 and stature while they're still intact. 20 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:11,871 Please welcome Amy Gledhill! 21 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:15,308 Armando Iannucci! 22 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,311 Joanna Page! 23 00:01:19,645 --> 00:01:20,680 Joel Dommett! 24 00:01:22,381 --> 00:01:24,016 And Kumail Nanjiani! 25 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:27,086 [cheering and applause] 26 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:30,990 And next to me, a man who admitted to me when he was tipsy that if he'd been 27 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:35,561 alive in the war, he probably would have defected to Mussolini's Italy, because 28 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:40,700 he loves pasta and he doesn't believe in freedom. 29 00:01:42,067 --> 00:01:43,269 It's... 30 00:01:44,203 --> 00:01:45,638 Little Alex Horne! 31 00:01:45,704 --> 00:01:48,441 -[cheering and applause] -Okay. Hello. Thank you. 32 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:51,877 -Well, you're half right. Hello. -Hello. 33 00:01:51,944 --> 00:01:55,248 What's the first prize task of the series, please, Little Alex Horne? 34 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:59,852 Well, Greg, you told them your problem and they're here to help because 35 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:05,357 the category is The Thing Most Likely to Deter People From Your Premises. 36 00:02:05,991 --> 00:02:09,162 Yes. And this guy's got property coming out of his backside. 37 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:12,965 Greg will give five points to the thing he thinks is most likely to deter 38 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:15,468 people from their premises and all five deterrents 39 00:02:15,534 --> 00:02:17,269 will head home with the episode winner. 40 00:02:17,336 --> 00:02:18,971 But for now, Greg, it's back to you 41 00:02:19,038 --> 00:02:20,272 and your backside, big time. 42 00:02:20,339 --> 00:02:22,374 Thank you so much. 43 00:02:22,441 --> 00:02:23,943 -Amy, welcome to the show. -Hello. 44 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,646 What have you bought to deter people from my property? 45 00:02:26,712 --> 00:02:29,816 Very simple. Mrs Clatterbottom. 46 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,784 This is Mrs Clatterbottom, Greg. 47 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,888 [laughter] 48 00:02:37,089 --> 00:02:38,391 Full size. 49 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:39,959 Yeah, she's good. 50 00:02:40,025 --> 00:02:42,528 -She's good! -Where did you get Clatterbottom? 51 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:50,002 So, my friend hand-painted this mask: Mrs Clatterbottom. 52 00:02:50,068 --> 00:02:52,906 And what's your plan to deter people from property? 53 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:54,873 -Are you going to put it in the window? -Yeah. 54 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:57,109 Like Home Alone style-y. 55 00:02:57,176 --> 00:03:00,012 You know when a light goes on when you go into a garden or something? 56 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:03,249 -Yeah. -I think the light will actually go on in the living room 57 00:03:03,315 --> 00:03:07,519 and you'll walk down the path and then the light will come on and Clatterbottom will be there. 58 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:08,955 -Clatterbottom's there? -Yeah. 59 00:03:09,021 --> 00:03:11,290 I'm never going to break into that house. 60 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,826 -Well, that's a good start. -This is one of the strongest starts we've ever had. 61 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:16,162 -Well done. -But it doesn't mean it won't come last. 62 00:03:16,228 --> 00:03:17,930 [laughter] 63 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:19,599 Armando, can you beat Clatterbottom? 64 00:03:19,665 --> 00:03:22,168 Well, look, I've gone, like, just no-nonsense. 65 00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:25,838 But I've just put a sign up on my gate, which is... 66 00:03:25,904 --> 00:03:28,374 -This sign here is from Armando. -This sign here. Yeah. 67 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,742 [laughter] 68 00:03:29,808 --> 00:03:32,011 I've just got an extra layer of security. 69 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:35,681 Yeah. 70 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:37,816 Which, as we all know, don't really exist. 71 00:03:38,817 --> 00:03:41,420 So are you presuming that people trying to break into your house 72 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:45,191 are going to be like, oh, no, I'll have to pay £15 to go rob stuff from you? 73 00:03:45,257 --> 00:03:48,895 If someone's going to steal from me, I might as well make some money from it. 74 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:54,534 I mean, sometimes you're going to have to suspend disbelief on this show. 75 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:58,704 These have been good, Joanna. Now, someone's going to mess up. 76 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:00,773 -Right. -What have you brought me? 77 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:05,511 I have brought in a mould of my own head, which I've dressed up, 78 00:04:05,577 --> 00:04:09,015 and a sign inviting people to come and join me in my hot tub. 79 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:12,285 [laughter] 80 00:04:15,621 --> 00:04:17,123 This is a mould... 81 00:04:17,189 --> 00:04:18,724 I did a film years ago 82 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:21,059 and I had to have a lobotomy in it. 83 00:04:21,126 --> 00:04:24,631 And so they did, like, a mould thing of my head, where they put, like, 84 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:27,099 this green alginate sort of stuff on it. 85 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:30,670 And so they gave me this head at the end of filming, and I was like, well, 86 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:33,439 I've got nothing to do with it, so I put it in my parents' wardrobe. 87 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:36,609 And then my son, who's ten, a while ago, found it. 88 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:38,911 I've never had so much information in my life. 89 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:43,983 I own this sign, but I do think if someone has a sign... 90 00:04:44,049 --> 00:04:46,485 I don't have a hot tub, but I do have this sign. 91 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:50,122 And if somebody, I think, asks you to go and sit in a hot tub with them, 92 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:53,592 to relax and sing and laugh, I wouldn't go anywhere near that house. 93 00:04:53,659 --> 00:04:56,095 Okay, I'm going to have to develop some rules for you. 94 00:04:56,395 --> 00:04:57,730 [laughter] 95 00:05:02,868 --> 00:05:08,007 God, normally, someone's been absolutely rubbish by now, and I've had to shout at them. 96 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:10,309 -Hello, Joel. -Do you want to check that? 97 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:16,482 It is a glittery frame, and inside that glittery frame 98 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:18,984 is my son's umbilical cord. 99 00:05:19,051 --> 00:05:21,754 [gags] Oh, that's good. 100 00:05:23,522 --> 00:05:28,961 I love my son, but that bit of congealed blood and skin, I don't want to be framed. 101 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:30,796 [Greg] Whose idea was it? 102 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:32,765 Because it's like a nice thing when it gets, you know... 103 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,967 It's not a nice thing, is it? We've agreed that. 104 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:38,203 Yeah, but I didn't know that's what it looks like when it dries. 105 00:05:38,270 --> 00:05:41,574 -Ah. -So it was, like, appealing when it was wet? 106 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,847 -Imagine if that was, like, hung on my door. -Okay. 107 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:50,015 You know, you'd be like, whoa, whoa, this... 108 00:05:50,082 --> 00:05:51,684 I've got to go now. 109 00:05:53,752 --> 00:05:56,389 Thieves around Britain are going to be ready for you. 110 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,490 It's incredible. 111 00:05:58,924 --> 00:06:01,060 Kumail, hello. What have you brought me? 112 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:03,229 I think this sign speaks for itself. 113 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,931 Yes, Kumail has brought this in. 114 00:06:06,131 --> 00:06:09,568 [laughter and applause] 115 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,270 Nobody's going in there. 116 00:06:11,336 --> 00:06:14,373 Is this a real Department of Homeland Security sign? 117 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,375 No, it's not a real one, Greg. 118 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:19,579 I'm trying to stay away from where the real signs are. 119 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,750 It's strong. Okay. Here come my points. 120 00:06:24,816 --> 00:06:26,818 I'm giving Joel's horrible umbilical cord one point. 121 00:06:26,885 --> 00:06:30,522 Not because it's not fascinating but because it wouldn't stop me from robbing him. 122 00:06:30,589 --> 00:06:35,060 Now, Department of Homeland Security, is it going to put me off over here? 123 00:06:35,127 --> 00:06:37,763 Oh, it's over here, right. 124 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,965 They don't have jurisdiction. 125 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,567 Fuck. 126 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,270 -Two points to Kumail. -Okay. 127 00:06:45,337 --> 00:06:50,075 I very much found it amusing, Armando, but if I was a really committed villain, 128 00:06:50,142 --> 00:06:53,112 -I don't think I'd get £15 out. Three points. -Right. 129 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,181 And then we're up to the two creepy women. 130 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:58,250 I'll just do it on gut instinct. 131 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:01,386 I found Clatterbottom slightly more creepy than Lobotomy Girl. 132 00:07:01,453 --> 00:07:03,789 -Four points to you, five points to you. -Well done. 133 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:05,425 Five points, Amy Gledhill. 134 00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:12,264 Right, what is the first task proper of the series, please, Alex? 135 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,468 Well, it's actually something a little... 136 00:07:16,268 --> 00:07:18,070 [honks] 137 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:20,606 Wait. 138 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:21,941 What you doing? 139 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:25,077 What's going on? 140 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:28,681 I've got an egg. 141 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,716 -[Alex] You've got a what? -Has no-one else got an egg? 142 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,151 [Alex] Can we see your egg? 143 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:38,357 Oh, no. Yeah, I see what's happened here, Greg. 144 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:42,427 There's a chance I might have forgotten to give this one to everyone. 145 00:07:42,494 --> 00:07:44,863 Oh, no. 146 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,532 Oh, no. 147 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,468 I'm so sorry. Let's have a look. 148 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:03,782 Oh. 149 00:08:03,849 --> 00:08:05,151 Closer than I expected. 150 00:08:05,851 --> 00:08:08,087 So there's something in your pigeonhole, Joel. 151 00:08:11,623 --> 00:08:12,925 -Can I? -Mm-hmm. 152 00:08:13,592 --> 00:08:15,227 Protect this egg. 153 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:16,696 It's in your pigeonhole. 154 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:18,330 That's my egg? 155 00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:23,836 You must have this egg with you, unseen, for every task 156 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:26,572 and every episode in the studio. 157 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:28,441 Wow. 158 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:35,347 You must hand Alex your wholly intact egg within 30 seconds 159 00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:38,784 every time the egg timer goes off. 160 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:42,455 If you mention, damage or lose your egg, you are disqualified. 161 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:43,990 Your time starts now. 162 00:08:46,558 --> 00:08:47,660 Oh, there's the egg. 163 00:08:47,726 --> 00:08:48,760 And I can't damage it. 164 00:08:49,361 --> 00:08:51,496 -No, you've got about six months. -Six months. 165 00:08:51,563 --> 00:08:53,065 Do you want a little practice? 166 00:08:54,499 --> 00:08:55,735 [honks] 167 00:08:56,969 --> 00:08:58,604 That was well within time. 168 00:08:58,670 --> 00:08:59,872 Okay, you can go now. 169 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,274 Bye-bye. 170 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:06,679 [cheering and applause] 171 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:09,348 This is so mad. 172 00:09:09,414 --> 00:09:11,684 -I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened. -That was... 173 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:16,355 The whole time that we were backstage, I was like, oh, where is everyone else's egg? 174 00:09:16,421 --> 00:09:17,623 [laughter] 175 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,892 No, I'm so sorry, Joel, I'm so sorry. 176 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:24,563 And also, you'll notice it didn't say, if you do it, you'll get any points, 177 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,132 so it's, um... 178 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,169 I guess it's up to you, Greg, if we get to episode ten and he's still got the egg 179 00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:33,338 and he still reveals it on the horn. 180 00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:35,107 Oh, no, there'll be no points. 181 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,948 -Okay. -Well, that's going to be a lot of fun for everyone. 182 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:48,286 And now, as if things couldn't get any better, I've got worms. 183 00:09:48,353 --> 00:09:49,755 Oh. 184 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:04,637 -Caravan? -Yeah. Yeah, why not? 185 00:10:04,703 --> 00:10:06,005 Are you a caravan guy? 186 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,106 No, I hate them. 187 00:10:07,706 --> 00:10:10,943 Oh. I like this. 188 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:11,877 Yeah. 189 00:10:12,377 --> 00:10:14,880 I like that cat and I'd have that in my house. 190 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:17,849 There's a lot of things I'd have here in my house. 191 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:19,918 Right, well, we'll keep an eye on you, then. 192 00:10:19,985 --> 00:10:21,621 [laughs] 193 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:24,423 -Why aren't you inside? -Sometimes I go outside. 194 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:27,760 Doesn't look like it. 195 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,628 Find a worm. 196 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,396 Find a worm. 197 00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:33,466 Find a worm. Fastest wins. Your time starts now. 198 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:35,000 Let's go. 199 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,936 Okay, find a worm, find a worm, find a little worm. 200 00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:40,739 A worm, find a worm. 201 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:41,840 What does that mean? 202 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:44,176 Ah, do you not have worms in America? 203 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,182 -We have worms. -Well, find one, then. 204 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:54,086 [applause] 205 00:10:57,489 --> 00:10:59,525 I think we should just crack on with it, really. 206 00:10:59,591 --> 00:11:02,928 Okay, and we're going to initiate, invertebrate, investigate 207 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,998 -with Amy Gledhill and Joanna Page. -[whistles] 208 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:11,604 My automatic thought is to go into the garden and dig it up, but that would be cruel 209 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:14,840 and there probably isn't going to be a worm in the garden. 210 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:17,076 There's going to be a worm here somewhere. 211 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:20,612 Find a worm, find a worm. Find a worm. 212 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,681 -Yeah, any worm. -Any worm. 213 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:24,349 But then what about an earworm? 214 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:27,219 Like, what's it called when there's a worm in your ear? 215 00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:28,320 I think you said it. 216 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,422 -An earworm. Hm. -An earworm. 217 00:11:30,889 --> 00:11:33,125 Like an actual worm? 218 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,427 Find a worm. 219 00:11:35,427 --> 00:11:36,428 Find a worm. 220 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:37,762 A worm. 221 00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:39,265 -Find a worm. -Find a worm. 222 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:41,200 -Where would a worm be? -Where would a worm be? 223 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,367 Find a worm. 224 00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:44,369 A worm, a worm. 225 00:11:44,436 --> 00:11:46,038 No, you're a duck. 226 00:11:47,005 --> 00:11:49,442 It can't be that I'm digging for worms, can it? 227 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,211 Find a worm. 228 00:11:56,081 --> 00:11:58,150 What are these, maggots? 229 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,519 [screams] Right. 230 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,888 They're maggots, they're not worms, are they? 231 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:04,156 Is that a worm? 232 00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:05,857 Might be. 233 00:12:07,058 --> 00:12:10,229 It's not a worm, 'cause I know what a... It's not a worm. 234 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,296 Right. 235 00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:12,163 That's a worm. 236 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:13,599 Oh, you've got a mealworm. 237 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:14,767 That's a mealworm. 238 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,135 Yeah, lovely, lovely. 239 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,537 We're going to dig up the garden. 240 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,507 This is like when it's been raining, that's when they come up. 241 00:12:21,573 --> 00:12:23,943 [Alex] Yeah, there's going to be hundreds in a minute. 242 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,849 [gasps] Oh, my God, I found a worm! 243 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:35,221 I found a worm! I don't want to touch it 'cause I don't like touching them. 244 00:12:36,488 --> 00:12:37,789 I found a worm. 245 00:12:37,856 --> 00:12:39,158 You found a worm. 246 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,525 I found a worm. 247 00:12:40,592 --> 00:12:41,794 I've probably talked about it. 248 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:44,129 [applause] 249 00:12:45,897 --> 00:12:51,137 Well, I think we know who the BBC are coming to when Attenborough finally retires. 250 00:12:53,037 --> 00:12:57,509 There was quite a long period of that VT that you were just both walking around 251 00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,244 saying, find a worm. 252 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,913 And I sort of imagined if one of your family members had've 253 00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:05,184 been there, they'd have turned to me and gone, she does this. 254 00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:10,055 Where do we stand on mealworms being worms or not? 255 00:13:10,121 --> 00:13:11,790 Well, I'll tell you now, I'm making a judgement. 256 00:13:11,856 --> 00:13:14,693 The mealworm's a worm, so if that was presented, it's a worm. 257 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,429 Okay, well, Joanna, 14 minutes 30 258 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:20,365 till she charmed the worm out of the ground, unharmed. 259 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:24,570 But Amy, you won't believe it, three minutes 35 to find a worm, a worm. 260 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:29,641 Wow. I would have said, she was saying, find a worm for one hour. 261 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:30,775 Okay. 262 00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:33,078 -[honks] -Oh, stop it. 263 00:13:33,545 --> 00:13:34,580 Hey! 264 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,450 Quick, quick, quick! 265 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:39,552 Quick! 266 00:13:41,853 --> 00:13:42,887 Well done. 267 00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:47,359 We're now going to give two Hollywood superstars a reality check 268 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:50,028 by making them look for worms just like the rest of us have to. 269 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:53,732 It's Armando Iannucci and Kumail Nanjiani. 270 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:57,302 Okay, where would a worm be? 271 00:13:57,369 --> 00:14:00,039 Early birds? Early birds get worms? 272 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,840 You want me to find you an early bird? 273 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,508 Would it have a worm in its mouth? 274 00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:05,211 Not at this time of day. 275 00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:08,347 You're looking for a worm. 276 00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:10,549 That's not it. 277 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,718 What do you mean, find a worm? 278 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,386 It's the little wiggly guys. 279 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,923 Oh, my God. 280 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,827 Have you ever looked for a worm before? 281 00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:23,661 I don't think I have. 282 00:14:23,728 --> 00:14:26,565 -I get that impression. -I don't... I've never been into worms. 283 00:14:26,631 --> 00:14:28,867 -Are those worms? -I don't know, really. 284 00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,468 They are. 285 00:14:30,535 --> 00:14:32,871 Well, up to you, really. They're called mealworms. 286 00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,341 Can you search, is a mealworm a worm? 287 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,009 Okay. 288 00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:39,611 No, a mealworm is not a true worm. 289 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:42,347 It's the larval stage of a darkling beetle. 290 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,684 I should not have had you search for that. 291 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:49,187 Books, in books, worm... a bookworm. 292 00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:50,989 I love books, so I'm a bookworm. 293 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,225 I am a bookworm. 294 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:58,062 And this is a reminder of the other sort of worm. 295 00:14:58,129 --> 00:14:59,697 And, you know, that's it. 296 00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:02,401 -Would you like me to stop the clock? -I think so. 297 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,670 I mean, in my head, it stopped a long time ago. 298 00:15:09,007 --> 00:15:10,842 What am I doing? 299 00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,444 If I sit here... 300 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,761 -Oh, my God. -That's a worm. 301 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:33,364 I just got a flashback to when my cat had something like this. 302 00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:35,934 I saw one coming out of my cat's... 303 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,035 Wormhole? 304 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,204 Out of my cat's wormhole. 305 00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:42,574 -[applause] -He caught a worm. 306 00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:51,583 There's this trend, Armando, on this show where... 307 00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:54,752 -And I speak of a man of a certain vintage. -Thank you very much. 308 00:15:54,819 --> 00:16:00,058 Where I find myself pointing out how grumpy and or disinterested 309 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,195 people of a certain vintage can sometimes appear on this show. 310 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,763 You're the first to do both. 311 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,165 Yeah. 312 00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:09,034 But, in the final analysis, pretty good. 313 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,136 I thought, I'm buying bookworms straight away. 314 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,904 -Oh, fantastic. There we go. -Yeah, you like that. 315 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,405 So, of the three we've done, 316 00:16:14,472 --> 00:16:16,675 two of them have not found worms. 317 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:23,248 Mealworm is not a worm and a bookworm... 318 00:16:23,314 --> 00:16:24,683 A mealworm is a worm. 319 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,985 It's not a worm. 320 00:16:27,752 --> 00:16:30,055 -I've already given the points, now. -Yes, stop. 321 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:31,156 -No, you haven't. -I have. 322 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,092 Kumail, stop. 323 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,961 I love you, Amy, and I do think, okay, you know what, you're right. 324 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,663 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 325 00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:41,066 She should certainly have a point. 326 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,802 Well, just one sweet little boy left to go. 327 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,371 It's Joel Dommett. 328 00:16:46,404 --> 00:16:47,806 I know exactly where to look. 329 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,744 I'm going in the kitchen right now. 330 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:03,955 Is that a worm? Is that one, then? 331 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,224 I've stopped the clock. 332 00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:10,129 [applause] 333 00:17:12,597 --> 00:17:15,800 I wrote, your enthusiasm was infectious, 334 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:18,470 you were so pleased that you'd remembered the worm, 335 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,839 but I was a teacher for many years, and if you'd invaded 336 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,375 my space, like you did with Alex, 337 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,677 it would have resulted in retribution. 338 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,182 Long since not been acceptable in schools. 339 00:17:33,851 --> 00:17:34,952 Excited boy, isn't he? 340 00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:36,488 Yes, but who wouldn't be? 341 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,757 You'd be excited if you found a worm in 21.8 seconds. 342 00:17:39,824 --> 00:17:40,926 Come on! 343 00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:42,728 [applause] 344 00:17:42,794 --> 00:17:44,996 And that boy gets the full five points. 345 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:46,765 Joel, 21.8 seconds, five points. 346 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:50,936 But then it gets interesting. 347 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,337 We have Amy in second place. 348 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,172 Joanna, third place. 349 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,641 Armando, the bookworm, 16 minutes 350 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,577 and one point to Kumail. It took half an hour to find... 351 00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:01,313 -Oh, my God! -...to find his worm. 352 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,514 Well done, Kumail. 353 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,683 [applause] 354 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:09,121 Right, let's see the first scoreboard of the series, please. 355 00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:10,455 Assistant. 356 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,224 Okay, well, unfortunately that means, 357 00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:13,725 Kumail, you're in last place with three. 358 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,793 Amy's in the lead with nine points. 359 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,563 [cheering and applause] 360 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,665 Well done, Amy. 361 00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:27,206 Okay, I'd like another task and I'd like to see how they work together in teams. 362 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,542 -[all] Ooh. -It's a great call from a great guy with great thighs. 363 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:36,715 Yes, it's the first team task of the series and I, for one, am buzzing. 364 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,259 [buzzing] 365 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,795 Armando. 366 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,697 -Alex. -Good morning. 367 00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,733 Good morning. Are these all fake? 368 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,834 What do you mean? 369 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,203 [hollow knocking] 370 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,606 -That's what a pineapple sounds like. -Nope. 371 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,541 -[knock on door] -Hello? 372 00:19:03,608 --> 00:19:04,643 Come in. 373 00:19:05,943 --> 00:19:07,279 -Hi! -Hi! 374 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,913 Oh, my God! 375 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,815 -Hi. -Hi, I'm Amy. 376 00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:12,884 Hi, I'm Kumail. Nice to meet you. 377 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,586 -How are you doing? -I'm great. Nice to meet you. 378 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:19,291 -Any particular favourite amongst them? -A lime. 379 00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:20,825 A lime. 380 00:19:20,892 --> 00:19:22,127 A lime. 381 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:23,295 There's one particular lime. 382 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:24,629 -Right. -Oh, hello. 383 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,131 -Hello. -Hello. Hi. 384 00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:27,765 -Hiya. -Nice to see you. 385 00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:29,934 -Hi, nice to see you too. -How long have you been here? 386 00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:31,135 Literally just walked in. 387 00:19:31,202 --> 00:19:32,437 -Right. -Yes. 388 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,139 -What, off the street? -Yes, yeah. 389 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,607 No, from around the corner. 390 00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:37,875 There's your buzzer, Amy. 391 00:19:37,942 --> 00:19:40,879 So now I'll have someone to melt down with. 392 00:19:41,579 --> 00:19:43,015 -Aaah! -Hey. 393 00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:44,248 Hey, guys. 394 00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:46,384 -How's it going? -Hi. 395 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:48,820 -Good to see you, Amy. -Hi, I'm Kumail. 396 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,423 -You're so famous. -Let's hug. Nice to meet you. 397 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,890 You're so famous. 398 00:19:52,957 --> 00:19:54,058 You look very cool. 399 00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,927 Like a leather cap. 400 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,129 -Look how cool. -Thanks, man. 401 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,196 Thank you. 402 00:19:58,262 --> 00:19:59,464 I wonder what that is. 403 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,165 Would you like one as well, Joanna? 404 00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:03,034 Yes, please. Thank you. 405 00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:08,907 Joel, like me, if you Google you, the second picture is you without a shirt. 406 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,175 I'm frustrated it's not the first. 407 00:20:11,242 --> 00:20:12,844 Wow! 408 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,379 -Oh, my gosh. -Shall we all do it together? 409 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:15,881 -Yes, come on, then. -Okay, then, here we go. 410 00:20:15,947 --> 00:20:17,249 Right, go. 411 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:18,917 Right. 412 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,820 Give Greg five foods correctly. 413 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,122 When the buzzer buzzes, give Greg one food. 414 00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:27,125 If you give Greg the wrong food, you must start again. 415 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:30,162 If your buzzer does not buzz, you must stay in this room. 416 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:34,566 First team to give Greg five correct foods wins. 417 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:38,136 You have a maximum of 35 minutes and your time starts immediately. 418 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,237 Who's Greg? 419 00:20:39,804 --> 00:20:41,673 Well, have you seen the show? 420 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,376 Oh, Greg! [laughs] 421 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,645 [intense music] 422 00:20:50,948 --> 00:20:52,918 [applause] 423 00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:55,854 -Okay. -Are you okay? 424 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,055 -Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. -You sure? 425 00:20:58,122 --> 00:21:00,058 Not everyone knows. 426 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:04,162 I was in the moment and because you weren't in the room at that time, 427 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:07,031 I was like, oh, my God, what's going on? What have I got to look at? 428 00:21:07,098 --> 00:21:08,300 -Yeah. -Who's Greg? 429 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,937 -Hey, let's see the teams in action, can we? -Yes. 430 00:21:13,004 --> 00:21:16,173 And we're going to begin by seeing if the team of three figured it out. 431 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,843 It's Joel, Amy and Kumail. 432 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:19,945 Here we go. 433 00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:22,480 [buzzing] 434 00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,482 -Oh, it's a buzzer! -Oh, it's buzzing! 435 00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,217 We have to give them a correct food. 436 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:28,453 I'm going to go orange, potentially, 437 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,754 next green, potentially... 438 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:30,856 Let's try it. 439 00:21:32,623 --> 00:21:35,026 All right, yes. 440 00:21:35,393 --> 00:21:37,229 He said, all right, yes. 441 00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:38,563 -OK. -[buzzing] 442 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:39,630 It's me, it's me. 443 00:21:39,697 --> 00:21:41,399 Shall we go for another fruit? 444 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:42,668 A pineapple? 445 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,370 Oh, yes. 446 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:47,605 Yes! He liked the pineapple! 447 00:21:47,672 --> 00:21:49,307 -He liked the pineapple. -He liked the pineapple, okay. 448 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:50,842 -[buzzing] -All right. 449 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:51,943 Onion. 450 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:54,046 Onion. Onion. 451 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,050 -He's so famous. -Famous. [laughs] 452 00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:02,654 Ooh. 453 00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:04,155 Ooh, no. 454 00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:05,857 -[buzzer sounds] -[sighs] 455 00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:07,392 Bad news, guys. 456 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,095 Oh, shit! Okay, okay. 457 00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:12,797 Okay, so these are the ones we know he likes. 458 00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:13,899 Yeah. 459 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,334 Okay, yes. 460 00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:18,669 Yes. 461 00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:20,371 No, I wouldn't have thought so, no. 462 00:22:20,438 --> 00:22:22,107 Oh, God, okay. 463 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,575 -No. -Doesn't like the pea. 464 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:24,976 Doesn't like the pea, okay. 465 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,644 The carrot goes there, we like it. 466 00:22:26,711 --> 00:22:28,113 Pea goes over here. 467 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,647 -[buzzing] -Yes. 468 00:22:29,714 --> 00:22:30,682 Yes! 469 00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:32,117 Guys, we just need one more. 470 00:22:32,183 --> 00:22:33,952 -That was good. He likes it. -Oh, my God. 471 00:22:34,018 --> 00:22:35,053 We just need one more. 472 00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:37,556 Yes, please. 473 00:22:38,589 --> 00:22:39,757 Loves the cucumber. 474 00:22:39,824 --> 00:22:41,026 -Okay. -Oh, so we've got it all. 475 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,426 We just have to wait until they buzz 476 00:22:42,493 --> 00:22:43,695 and then we can go. 477 00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:46,330 -[buzzing] -Oh, this is fun now. 478 00:22:46,397 --> 00:22:47,999 -Okay. -Now we can just enjoy ourselves. 479 00:22:48,065 --> 00:22:50,736 Wow, we really, really nailed that one. 480 00:22:52,303 --> 00:22:53,671 -No. -[buzzer sounds] 481 00:22:53,738 --> 00:22:54,873 No? 482 00:22:54,939 --> 00:22:57,709 What? He said no. He said no to carrot. 483 00:22:57,775 --> 00:23:00,845 -He said yes to carrot before. -So there's an order. 484 00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:04,082 -Okay. -So he liked this, then this. 485 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:07,018 The mood has really changed. 486 00:23:10,855 --> 00:23:13,959 -Yes. -Yes. What do you want, Greg? 487 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:20,097 Was that always there, the drink price? 488 00:23:20,164 --> 00:23:22,500 'Cause there are five things there. 489 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,503 There's one over here as well. 490 00:23:26,871 --> 00:23:28,673 It says instead of time starts now, 491 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,675 it says time starts immediately. 492 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,678 And your time starts immediately. 493 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:36,614 Why is it immediately instead of now? 494 00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:38,049 Is it syllables? 495 00:23:38,115 --> 00:23:41,753 Like, and your time starts immediately. 496 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:45,256 Egg, meat, fruit, protein, vegetables. 497 00:23:45,322 --> 00:23:48,460 Oh. Each one has more letters than the last. 498 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,564 Each one has more. 499 00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:53,731 Okay, okay. 500 00:23:53,798 --> 00:23:55,900 Can we go up from orange? 501 00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:57,401 Carrot. 502 00:23:57,468 --> 00:23:59,171 Oh! 503 00:24:00,171 --> 00:24:01,239 Yes. 504 00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:05,076 Yes. 505 00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:07,913 -How much time do we have left? -You've got about 40 seconds. 506 00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:10,348 [both] Oh! 507 00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:12,984 -Oh, this is great, guys. This feels real. -We don't have much time left. 508 00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:15,686 -Give us a buzz! -Give us a buzz! 509 00:24:15,753 --> 00:24:18,289 -[buzzing] -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 510 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:21,159 Feels like that final scene in The Eternals. 511 00:24:21,225 --> 00:24:22,327 You've never seen it. 512 00:24:22,393 --> 00:24:24,129 I've seen it, though. 513 00:24:24,195 --> 00:24:25,429 Yes, please. 514 00:24:25,496 --> 00:24:27,365 Yes! One more, one more, one more! 515 00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:28,666 15 seconds. 516 00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:30,935 -Oh! -Hey! 517 00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:33,738 Everybody come here. Whoever it is will run. 518 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,073 Buzz! 519 00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:37,775 Make a buzz! 520 00:24:37,842 --> 00:24:41,813 -[buzzing] -No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 521 00:24:41,879 --> 00:24:46,918 -Ooh, yes, yes, yes, yes. -Yes! Yes! 522 00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:49,020 -Guys. -We did it. 523 00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:50,956 -That was... -We came through it. 524 00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:53,024 [applause] 525 00:24:56,327 --> 00:24:59,230 Well, it was, it was a shaky start when I witnessed 526 00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:02,834 two grown adults turn into like, Take That fans. 527 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:06,204 So famous... 528 00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:10,041 But every time he left, we were like... 529 00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:11,877 [both scream] 530 00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:19,050 Although actually you were a pretty cohesive team, I thought. 531 00:25:19,116 --> 00:25:21,285 -They were a good team. -They were working well. 532 00:25:21,352 --> 00:25:23,888 Amy, what was all that syllable bullshit towards the end though? 533 00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:26,224 -What was all that? -Do you know, in primary school, 534 00:25:26,290 --> 00:25:30,595 you go, who is Greg? Alex? Two syllables. 535 00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:33,632 Yeah. How does it apply to this task? Sorry. 536 00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:37,268 But the words were getting bigger. 537 00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:39,270 Oh, she was on the right lines. 538 00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:41,606 So was it Amy that worked out that the words were getting bigger? 539 00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:43,841 Yeah. That there, there were more syllables. Yeah. 540 00:25:43,908 --> 00:25:47,111 Ah, I apologise for calling your system bullshit. 541 00:25:47,178 --> 00:25:49,948 Apology accepted. 542 00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,089 Next up representing Scotland and Italy and Wales, 543 00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:00,959 it's Armando and Armando and Joanna. 544 00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:03,261 Right. There's a pineapple here. 545 00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:05,496 Is it stuff that's in here? 546 00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:06,998 -Yeah. -[buzzing] 547 00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,334 [gasps] It's you. It's you. 548 00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:13,471 -Alright, yes. -Yes. 549 00:26:13,538 --> 00:26:15,373 Why do we have such a long time? 550 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,942 It's because we've got to discover things. 551 00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:19,944 -Food. -That was it. 552 00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:22,513 Egg, meat, fruit, protein, vegetables. 553 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:24,515 -So meat? -Meat. 554 00:26:24,582 --> 00:26:25,950 -[buzzing] -It's you again. 555 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:28,053 -Give him a meat. -Right. Hang on. 556 00:26:30,721 --> 00:26:32,456 I'm afraid it's a no. 557 00:26:32,523 --> 00:26:33,724 -[buzzer sounds] -Oh, fuck it. 558 00:26:34,992 --> 00:26:39,130 He's really nice. It's the first time I've met him. He's a lot slower than me. 559 00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:41,466 It sort of highlights my manicness. 560 00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:43,968 -That was a rejection. -No way. 561 00:26:44,035 --> 00:26:47,072 -No, I know. -Oh, my God. So we've got to start again. 562 00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:48,773 -[buzzing] -Oh, your buzzer now, Joanna. 563 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,642 We need to do them in order. 564 00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:53,510 -I'm gonna go and get an egg from the kitchen. -Right. Okay. 565 00:26:53,577 --> 00:26:56,214 How are you finding being on a team with Joanna so far? 566 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,682 It's certainly... 567 00:26:58,216 --> 00:26:59,617 uh, woken me up. 568 00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:01,118 Your egg. You've got an egg. 569 00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:03,154 -Yes. -Ooh! 570 00:27:04,288 --> 00:27:06,657 I think she's got high expectations of you, Armando. 571 00:27:06,724 --> 00:27:07,825 [laughs] 572 00:27:07,892 --> 00:27:09,493 -What? -Nothing. 573 00:27:09,994 --> 00:27:11,863 -He said yes. -Excellent. 574 00:27:11,929 --> 00:27:15,200 -Maybe we should go for meat as second. -Oh, egg, meat. 575 00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:19,003 -I think yes, on this occasion. -Yes. 576 00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:21,672 -Oh, my God. Eat a fruit now. -On this occasion. 577 00:27:21,739 --> 00:27:23,274 We've got you a pineapple. 578 00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:27,245 -Oh, yes. -Oh, yes. Brilliant. 579 00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:30,415 -So we've gotta find a protein. -Some protein. 580 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,582 What about that? 581 00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:34,052 Or will he just go, that is just basically a cow? 582 00:27:34,118 --> 00:27:35,586 [buzzing] 583 00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:37,255 -No. -[buzzer sounds] 584 00:27:39,523 --> 00:27:40,824 Oh, I've broken the egg. 585 00:27:40,891 --> 00:27:42,093 I've broken the egg. 586 00:27:44,728 --> 00:27:46,097 Bad news, I'm afraid. 587 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:47,632 -Oh, you are kidding me! -I've broken the egg. 588 00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:50,101 -I've broken the egg. -[buzzing] 589 00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:52,636 Right. We're going with our trusty egg. 590 00:27:52,703 --> 00:27:53,771 Yes. 591 00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,840 -Cool. -Yes. 592 00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:57,842 We're trying an orange this time. 593 00:27:57,908 --> 00:27:59,511 Yes, please. 594 00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:01,378 I'm just wondering if it's spelling out E-B... 595 00:28:01,445 --> 00:28:03,882 -E-B-O... -Ebola. 596 00:28:04,982 --> 00:28:07,819 No, it can't spell out Ebola. 597 00:28:07,885 --> 00:28:09,220 [buzzing] 598 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:12,557 Thigh, breast, chicken. 599 00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:15,059 -Do you like it? -Alright then. Yes. 600 00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:16,127 Cool. 601 00:28:16,193 --> 00:28:17,328 -Five foods cooked. -[buzzing] 602 00:28:17,394 --> 00:28:18,930 -Oh. -Should we just go for it? 603 00:28:18,996 --> 00:28:20,431 -See what happens. -Okay. 604 00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:23,200 Cauliflower, Greg, but we dunno why. 605 00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:25,103 -Ooh, yeah. Yeah. -Oh, my God. 606 00:28:25,169 --> 00:28:27,571 He said yes. He said yes. 607 00:28:27,638 --> 00:28:28,973 Yes. 608 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,875 -I have stopped the clock. -Excellent. 609 00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:32,443 Do you know why you succeeded? 610 00:28:32,509 --> 00:28:34,112 -No. -No. 611 00:28:34,645 --> 00:28:36,347 [laughs] 612 00:28:36,413 --> 00:28:38,583 [applause] 613 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:43,754 -Brilliant. -You don't need to know. 614 00:28:43,821 --> 00:28:45,657 It's a fascinating dynamic, this. 615 00:28:45,723 --> 00:28:48,426 I can't wait to see this team play out. 616 00:28:48,826 --> 00:28:50,694 Instinctively, we just, we gelled. 617 00:28:50,761 --> 00:28:53,297 -Yeah, we didn't need to know what the, er... -No, we didn't... 618 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:57,335 And just as well, because you thought we were trying to get you to spell out Ebola. 619 00:28:57,401 --> 00:28:58,470 Yes, yeah. 620 00:28:59,204 --> 00:29:01,406 -Ebola. -La! 621 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:04,109 Oh, that does make more sense now. 622 00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:09,046 -Shall I tell you some timings, Greg? -Yes, please. 623 00:29:09,113 --> 00:29:12,350 Well, we know the team of three found it just in the nick of time, nearly 35 minutes. 624 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,551 The team of two, 625 00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:14,985 21 minutes. 626 00:29:15,052 --> 00:29:16,820 -Yes! -Wow. 627 00:29:16,887 --> 00:29:19,123 They get the five points. 628 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:21,192 So how many points should the team of three get? 629 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:23,127 -They did succeed. -They did succeed. 630 00:29:23,194 --> 00:29:24,895 Three points. Five and three. 631 00:29:24,962 --> 00:29:27,265 Five, and three points to the team of three. 632 00:29:27,331 --> 00:29:29,600 [applause] 633 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,135 Right. Another task please. 634 00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:35,106 And can it be big fun on a big scale? 635 00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:39,076 Yes and yes because you deserve it, Greg. 636 00:29:39,143 --> 00:29:41,813 Also, just so you know, I'm in great shape. 637 00:29:58,496 --> 00:29:59,864 I was told not to do that. 638 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,802 Where is he? 639 00:30:04,835 --> 00:30:06,571 [laughs] 640 00:30:11,775 --> 00:30:13,177 Why are you laughing? 641 00:30:13,477 --> 00:30:14,912 You look incredible. 642 00:30:14,978 --> 00:30:16,281 Well, it's a hot day. 643 00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:17,448 Hi, Joel. 644 00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:19,484 Hello, Alex. 645 00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:21,785 You've been working out. 646 00:30:21,852 --> 00:30:22,887 I need to go to the gym. 647 00:30:22,953 --> 00:30:24,355 You look really good. 648 00:30:25,355 --> 00:30:26,991 -Do you mind? -Yeah, go on then, yeah. 649 00:30:27,057 --> 00:30:29,626 -It's so warm. -Yeah, I might join you. 650 00:30:29,693 --> 00:30:30,962 This is really exciting. 651 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:35,199 Put the most T-shirts on Alex. 652 00:30:35,265 --> 00:30:40,404 Alex will only wear T-shirts launched from the T-shirt launcher... 653 00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:46,677 And onto a target according to the T-shirt launcher rules. There. 654 00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:50,047 If a T-shirt lands in a blue circle, 655 00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:51,782 Alex must wear that T-shirt. 656 00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:53,351 White circle, 657 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:56,053 Alex must wear every T-shirt that has been fired. 658 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,588 So the white circle's the best one. 659 00:30:58,389 --> 00:31:02,426 If a T-shirt lands on the central target, that T-shirt must be dunked in the bucket, 660 00:31:02,493 --> 00:31:03,961 then put on Alex. 661 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:06,563 Then that is the end of the task. Oh, God. 662 00:31:06,630 --> 00:31:09,033 If a T-shirt lands in a red circle, 663 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,869 Alex must take off every T-shirt that he's wearing. 664 00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:16,774 You must always launch upwards and each T-shirt can only be launched once. 665 00:31:17,308 --> 00:31:20,410 If you catch the golden T-shirt, 666 00:31:20,477 --> 00:31:22,747 your T-shirt total will be doubled. 667 00:31:23,147 --> 00:31:25,983 You have 20 minutes or until you run out of T-shirts. 668 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,784 Your time starts on the whistle. 669 00:31:28,452 --> 00:31:30,154 Have you used a T-shirt launcher before? 670 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:33,257 No. I've never used a T-shirt launcher before, Alex. 671 00:31:33,891 --> 00:31:36,294 -What do you think my life is? -I've used one before. 672 00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:37,561 I worked at the basketball. 673 00:31:37,628 --> 00:31:40,097 -Uh-huh. The basketball? -For the Lakers. 674 00:31:41,398 --> 00:31:43,834 -Who's your favourite player on the Lakers? -Cube, Cube. 675 00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:45,469 Cube is good. 676 00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:47,038 Fuck, he's good. 677 00:31:48,605 --> 00:31:50,308 [applause] 678 00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:55,812 Right. Well, Greg, Kumail is up first 679 00:31:55,879 --> 00:31:58,348 with Armando and Joel, but before we begin, I do have to 680 00:31:58,415 --> 00:32:02,486 give one of these, uh, health and safety warnings about the video that's coming up. 681 00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:05,122 Just look at the size of his arms. They're massive. 682 00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:06,958 Okay. Here we go. 683 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:08,993 Okay. 684 00:32:11,162 --> 00:32:12,363 Just a test. 685 00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:17,568 Whoo! 686 00:32:17,969 --> 00:32:23,341 Oh, whoa, whoa. 687 00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:24,575 Whoa. 688 00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:29,480 Whoa. Oh, very satisfying. 689 00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:31,281 I might just do this all day. 690 00:32:31,348 --> 00:32:33,083 -I'm trying something else. -Okay. 691 00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:34,385 New strategy. 692 00:32:36,687 --> 00:32:38,423 It's never happened to me before. 693 00:32:40,224 --> 00:32:42,193 It's not usually a problem I have. 694 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:47,665 That has happened to you before. 695 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:50,468 Yeah, it just happened to me now twice in a row. 696 00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:56,240 Oh, no. Take it off. 697 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:58,142 Well, I'm not wearing a T-shirt, luckily. 698 00:32:58,542 --> 00:33:01,346 -Okay. -This is so fun, man. 699 00:33:02,346 --> 00:33:04,015 Oh, that one un-flapped. 700 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,584 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 701 00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:08,720 [gleeful laughter] 702 00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:12,156 Oh! 703 00:33:13,024 --> 00:33:14,325 A lovely launch. 704 00:33:17,294 --> 00:33:18,595 Yes, that's on the white. 705 00:33:18,662 --> 00:33:19,697 It's touching the white. 706 00:33:21,765 --> 00:33:22,733 I don't think it is. 707 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,168 Stay there. 708 00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:25,503 Okay. 709 00:33:27,404 --> 00:33:28,839 Is that on the white? 710 00:33:29,406 --> 00:33:32,543 That's not on the white either. It's golden T-shirt time. 711 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:34,579 Golden T-shirt time. 712 00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:35,680 -So, ah, right. -Okay. 713 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:37,081 Got to try and catch this, haven't I? 714 00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:38,282 Yeah. Being careful. 715 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:39,883 -Being careful. Yeah. -Yeah. 716 00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:41,752 This is nerve wracking. 717 00:33:41,819 --> 00:33:42,786 Best of luck. 718 00:33:42,853 --> 00:33:44,321 Don't need it, mate. 719 00:33:44,388 --> 00:33:45,723 Are you good at catching? 720 00:33:45,789 --> 00:33:47,692 Yeah, I've been catching T-shirts my whole life. 721 00:33:53,964 --> 00:33:55,899 Oh, okay. 722 00:33:56,466 --> 00:33:58,102 A bit of extra juice. 723 00:34:03,106 --> 00:34:05,743 Good. Come on, come on. 724 00:34:07,744 --> 00:34:10,381 Come on. I can't even remember what it does. 725 00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:15,553 [buzzer sounds] 726 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,655 What does it do? 727 00:34:18,722 --> 00:34:20,023 [honks] 728 00:34:20,090 --> 00:34:21,292 Oh. 729 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:24,128 It's not so bad. 730 00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:26,230 Thank you, Joel. 731 00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:27,665 Pleasure. Thank you. 732 00:34:27,731 --> 00:34:28,833 Thanks for having me. 733 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:34,071 Yeah. I've never dressed someone in a wet T-shirt before, honestly. 734 00:34:34,138 --> 00:34:35,473 15 T-shirts left. 735 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,378 Oh, interesting. 736 00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:44,948 [buzzer sounds] 737 00:34:45,015 --> 00:34:46,617 No, no, no, no, no, no. 738 00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:48,685 Oh, it's so wet. 739 00:34:49,319 --> 00:34:51,388 -Arms up. And two. -Well, it's quite cold. 740 00:34:51,455 --> 00:34:53,157 -Next one. -Yep. 741 00:34:53,524 --> 00:34:55,960 Doesn't say I have to be behind the line. 742 00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:57,228 There is no line. 743 00:35:01,798 --> 00:35:04,501 Right. I've got two minutes to put on as many T-shirts as possible. 744 00:35:04,568 --> 00:35:08,272 You have two minutes? No, you should all, put 'em... Put 'em on. Here. 745 00:35:11,508 --> 00:35:12,710 One and a half minutes. 746 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,779 Okay. Hurry up. Hurry, hurry, hurry. 747 00:35:14,845 --> 00:35:17,381 Is this your first day of putting on T-shirts? Come on, man. 748 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:18,415 No. 749 00:35:18,482 --> 00:35:20,351 Why are you so bad at it? 750 00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:23,020 -[whistle blows] -That's the end of the task. Your time's up. 751 00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:28,559 -To think you've built this for two T-shirts. -It's all coming down now. 752 00:35:28,625 --> 00:35:31,528 [applause] 753 00:35:32,863 --> 00:35:37,201 Wow. Goodness me. Have we ever had a contrast between men 754 00:35:37,868 --> 00:35:39,703 like we have here? 755 00:35:40,337 --> 00:35:45,409 The opening reaction to the T-shirt launch was like, whoa, whoa! 756 00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:50,180 And then we cut over here and it's like, oh, very satisfying. 757 00:35:50,247 --> 00:35:53,751 Kumail, you were a real action hero for about 30 seconds. 758 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:57,321 I went, this man's gonna be deadly accurate. 759 00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,790 So then it was just a total collapse. 760 00:35:59,857 --> 00:36:03,027 Yeah. The T-shirt dribbled out of there a couple times. 761 00:36:03,093 --> 00:36:06,297 Once you stop trusting yourself, there's nowhere to go. 762 00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:08,366 He's right. 763 00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:12,503 There are only two people left to go. 764 00:36:12,569 --> 00:36:14,305 It is Amy and Joanna. 765 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,107 This is fun. 766 00:36:17,174 --> 00:36:18,742 Okay. 767 00:36:18,809 --> 00:36:19,877 Whoo! 768 00:36:20,911 --> 00:36:24,815 [screams] Oh, my good God. 769 00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:26,384 [laughs] 770 00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:28,986 Wow! 771 00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:32,823 Wow, wow! 772 00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:34,225 Wow! 773 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,695 Right. 774 00:36:38,562 --> 00:36:40,130 Well, that goes far, doesn't it? 775 00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:42,533 Can I take some of these T-shirts down there? 776 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,501 Yeah, I can bring the thing down for you if you want. 777 00:36:44,568 --> 00:36:46,269 Oh, my God. Come on. Let's go down. 778 00:36:46,336 --> 00:36:47,871 Okay. I'm strong, remember. 779 00:36:47,938 --> 00:36:50,241 Okay. [laughs] 780 00:36:58,048 --> 00:37:00,317 What am I doing with the gold one now? 781 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,952 You're trying to catch it. If you catch it, 782 00:37:02,019 --> 00:37:04,054 your total at the end will be doubled. 783 00:37:04,688 --> 00:37:06,056 Are you good at catching? 784 00:37:06,123 --> 00:37:07,157 Yep. 785 00:37:07,224 --> 00:37:08,626 Okay. 786 00:37:13,964 --> 00:37:14,999 [buzzer sounds] 787 00:37:16,933 --> 00:37:17,969 [screams] 788 00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:21,138 Oh, my God, that was incredible. 789 00:37:21,738 --> 00:37:26,444 I have to say, I've let myself down earlier on, but I think I brought it back with that. 790 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:32,082 [gasps] Oh! 791 00:37:32,149 --> 00:37:36,153 All I gotta do is get something on the white and then you've gotta put the loads on. 792 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:39,423 -Mm-hmm. -Right. I'm not gonna think about it. 793 00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:42,760 Yes! Yes! 794 00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:45,630 -So I start putting them on? -Yeah, start getting them on. 795 00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:47,431 I'm just gonna help you put on T-shirts. 796 00:37:47,498 --> 00:37:48,699 There's a wasp. 797 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,636 Oh, you're like a big baby. 798 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:58,476 I never had a man in front of me put his clothes on this fast before ever. 799 00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:02,445 -[bell dings] -Yes! 800 00:38:02,512 --> 00:38:03,981 You got to dunk that in the bucket, 801 00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:05,916 put it on me, and that's the end of the task. 802 00:38:05,983 --> 00:38:07,318 Oh, yes. 803 00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:10,654 There we go. 804 00:38:11,088 --> 00:38:13,323 It's like putting a condom on a sausage. 805 00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:17,127 Oh, my gosh. This is brilliant. That's amazing. 806 00:38:17,193 --> 00:38:19,229 -You've run out? -Yeah. 807 00:38:19,296 --> 00:38:20,264 -[blows whistle] -Task over. 808 00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:22,066 Brilliant. High five. 809 00:38:22,132 --> 00:38:23,334 Thank you. 810 00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:26,737 [applause] 811 00:38:31,141 --> 00:38:34,812 Well, I guess the obvious first question is, have you put a condom on a sausage? 812 00:38:35,779 --> 00:38:38,982 -Have you? -Maybe once. 813 00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:44,388 They both managed to get a lot of T-shirts on me. They were running at the time. 814 00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:47,357 You dunked one at the end 'cause you wanted to put a wet one on me. 815 00:38:47,424 --> 00:38:49,092 -Excuse me? -Time was running out. 816 00:38:49,626 --> 00:38:52,530 So both women got 24 T-shirts on. 817 00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:56,232 -Wow. -24. 818 00:38:56,299 --> 00:38:58,502 -Great job. -Wow. 819 00:38:58,569 --> 00:39:02,439 -But Joanna, you doubled the number of shirts you put on me. -What does that do to the score? 820 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,441 Well, it means Armando gets one point for his one T-shirt. 821 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:07,177 Joel got six, so he gets two points. 822 00:39:07,244 --> 00:39:09,146 Kumail, 12, three points. 823 00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:10,814 Amy twice as many. 824 00:39:10,881 --> 00:39:11,715 24, 4 points. 825 00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:13,050 Joanna, twice as many again, 826 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:15,118 48 T-shirts and five points to Joanna. 827 00:39:15,185 --> 00:39:17,722 [cheering and applause] 828 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,725 -Shall we see the scoreboard, then? -Sure. Yes. 829 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:23,827 And it does mean the women are on top, 830 00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:25,496 Joanna's at the top of the leaderboard with 17. 831 00:39:25,562 --> 00:39:26,864 Then Amy on 16 points. 832 00:39:26,930 --> 00:39:29,433 [applause] 833 00:39:30,934 --> 00:39:33,671 Alright, everyone, can you please make your way to 834 00:39:33,737 --> 00:39:37,041 the stage for the first final task of the show. 835 00:39:37,107 --> 00:39:39,143 [applause] 836 00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:47,317 Hello, my handsome prince. 837 00:39:47,384 --> 00:39:50,220 -I'm a little worm. Hello, Greg. -Hello. 838 00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:52,890 -Who will be reading the task for us? -I think Joanna Page. 839 00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:54,458 Ah. Joanna Page. 840 00:39:54,524 --> 00:39:55,726 You ready? 841 00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:59,563 Find four oranges. 842 00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:02,933 If you find an apple, you miss your next go. 843 00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:07,004 If you find a lemon, the order reverses. 844 00:40:07,070 --> 00:40:10,908 If you find a duck, you must greet the duck by name. 845 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:15,779 If you find an orange, you can look under another can. 846 00:40:15,845 --> 00:40:20,217 Fastest to find four oranges in one turn wins. 847 00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:22,886 -Who's starting, Alex? -Amy's gonna start. 848 00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:25,189 I've also gotta say, only one person gets points here. 849 00:40:25,255 --> 00:40:28,826 Only the orange finder gets five points. 850 00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:30,060 Ready? 851 00:40:30,127 --> 00:40:31,628 -Ready. -Amy. 852 00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:34,030 -Find the orange! -Find the orange. 853 00:40:34,497 --> 00:40:36,399 -An apple. -Apple, that means? 854 00:40:36,466 --> 00:40:40,337 -I miss my next go. -You miss your next go. Armando. You're up. 855 00:40:40,404 --> 00:40:42,439 Apple. You miss your next go 856 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,610 Lemon. That means the order reverses. You miss a go. You miss a go. 857 00:40:46,676 --> 00:40:47,878 So it's Kumail's turn. 858 00:40:51,281 --> 00:40:52,516 [gasps] 859 00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:55,719 Hello, Dave? 860 00:40:59,389 --> 00:41:01,125 Oh, hello, Dr Cooper. 861 00:41:04,227 --> 00:41:05,496 Yes. 862 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,165 Hello, Dave, 863 00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:10,166 [grunts] 864 00:41:10,233 --> 00:41:11,268 Please. 865 00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:14,472 Come on. 866 00:41:16,907 --> 00:41:18,776 Aaah! 867 00:41:19,476 --> 00:41:20,778 Fuck you, Debbie. 868 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,149 Yes! 869 00:41:26,216 --> 00:41:29,018 Yes! 870 00:41:29,085 --> 00:41:31,288 Oh. 871 00:41:31,354 --> 00:41:35,492 -Oh. -Yes. Yes. 872 00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:36,793 [all groan] 873 00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:38,262 Denise, your bitch. 874 00:41:39,963 --> 00:41:42,533 Here we go. Good feeling, good vibes. 875 00:41:43,066 --> 00:41:44,101 Oh. 876 00:41:46,002 --> 00:41:48,071 Oh. 877 00:41:48,138 --> 00:41:50,007 Debbie, where are the fucking oranges? 878 00:41:54,277 --> 00:41:56,981 Yes! 879 00:42:06,924 --> 00:42:10,294 -Oh. -Hiya, Dave. 880 00:42:11,595 --> 00:42:13,531 Donna?! Huh, Donna? 881 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,536 -He twiddles the moustache. -Oh. 882 00:42:19,236 --> 00:42:20,871 [gasps] 883 00:42:26,142 --> 00:42:28,913 No! Focus! 884 00:42:34,484 --> 00:42:36,153 [screams] 885 00:42:37,787 --> 00:42:40,257 [indistinct chatter] 886 00:42:43,426 --> 00:42:45,028 Armando. 887 00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:46,230 Right that. 888 00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:48,933 That. 889 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:52,468 Yeah. 890 00:42:53,169 --> 00:42:57,308 It's one of these, and I can't remember which one it was. 891 00:42:58,809 --> 00:43:00,611 Mm... [screams] 892 00:43:00,677 --> 00:43:02,580 [screams] 893 00:43:05,582 --> 00:43:06,951 Yes. 894 00:43:08,218 --> 00:43:11,388 -Oh, my God. -I feel very confident. 895 00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:13,791 -Don't listen to them. -No. 896 00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:16,727 Come on, Joanna. 897 00:43:19,062 --> 00:43:20,097 Yes. 898 00:43:20,797 --> 00:43:23,366 I've always thought you'd be the one, Joanna. 899 00:43:23,433 --> 00:43:24,501 I always thought Joanna... 900 00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:25,769 Whoa. 901 00:43:25,836 --> 00:43:27,437 -Yes, right. -Feels good, doesn't it? 902 00:43:27,504 --> 00:43:29,807 -Yes. -Yeah, this feels right. 903 00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:37,280 Joanna, this could be the greatest moment in Taskmaster history. 904 00:43:37,347 --> 00:43:38,382 Oh, my God. 905 00:43:42,152 --> 00:43:44,587 [screams] 906 00:43:44,654 --> 00:43:48,759 [cheering and applause] 907 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,903 -You did it! -Come down here, we'll add that to the final score! 908 00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:08,445 [cheering and applause] 909 00:44:10,947 --> 00:44:13,584 -Wow, wow, wow. -Wow, wow, wow. 910 00:44:14,351 --> 00:44:16,019 Well, only one person was able to 911 00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:17,287 snuffle out the four oranges 912 00:44:17,354 --> 00:44:18,621 and that was of course Joanna Page. 913 00:44:18,688 --> 00:44:20,256 You get the full five points. 914 00:44:20,323 --> 00:44:25,295 [cheering and applause] 915 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:29,466 You truly snuffled for Wales there, Joanna. 916 00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:32,335 She did, which means the final league table, we have 917 00:44:32,402 --> 00:44:35,772 Armando and Joel, joint third on 11 points. 918 00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:38,208 And I say that because Joanna's got twice as many points. 919 00:44:38,275 --> 00:44:40,910 She's won the episode with 22 points! 920 00:44:40,977 --> 00:44:42,212 [cheering and applause] 921 00:44:42,279 --> 00:44:43,947 Joanna Page wins! 922 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:48,518 Please pop up and claim your property to keep folk off your property. 923 00:44:48,585 --> 00:44:50,888 [cheering and applause] 924 00:44:53,156 --> 00:44:55,192 So what have we learnt today? 925 00:44:55,259 --> 00:44:57,794 Well, we've learnt that Taskmaster is the great leveller. 926 00:44:57,861 --> 00:44:58,829 If you take part, 927 00:44:58,895 --> 00:45:00,330 there is no hierarchy. 928 00:45:00,397 --> 00:45:01,665 There is no ego. 929 00:45:01,732 --> 00:45:05,568 It's just five humans being together. 930 00:45:06,169 --> 00:45:09,239 But also, oh my, God, he's so famous. 931 00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:16,746 We have begun. 932 00:45:16,813 --> 00:45:18,548 We'll see you soon for episode two, 933 00:45:18,615 --> 00:45:22,285 but for now, here is your winner for the night, Joanna Page! 934 00:45:22,352 --> 00:45:23,353 [cheering and applause] 935 00:45:23,420 --> 00:45:24,888 [closing theme]