1 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:11,072 Doc! Help! Doc! 2 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,214 It stopped bleeding. It stopped bleeding. 3 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:31,968 That's because your blood is freezing as it's hitting the air. 4 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:34,679 Here. Apply pressure on it. 5 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,264 I think my leg is frozen. 6 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:39,850 That's the least of your problems. The blade severed your femoral artery. 7 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:52,029 Am I going to lose my leg? 8 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,406 Frostbite's not too bad. 9 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:56,534 But I've got to fix your artery now. This is going to hurt. 10 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,018 Are you going to put that in me? 11 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,795 Glue's the best way to repair your artery at this temperature. 12 00:02:10,423 --> 00:02:11,632 It looks okay. 13 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,968 Here. Tear off some pieces. I have to check your foot. 14 00:02:20,725 --> 00:02:23,894 Blood flow looks good. Your leg should be okay. 15 00:02:24,854 --> 00:02:26,355 I thought I was done. 16 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,358 Yeah, like I'd let anything happen to you. 17 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,403 You're the only one who could fix the generators. 18 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,740 Okay. One, two... 19 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,536 Cate. Cate, are you okay? Are you okay? 20 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,165 Hey. 21 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,757 I need help. 22 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:54,842 Who am I supposed to get? 23 00:03:45,518 --> 00:03:47,812 Why do I even give you an office? 24 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:50,481 New case. Psych department asked for you personally. 25 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:51,766 The patient's a crazy person? 26 00:03:51,816 --> 00:03:53,234 You're a crazy person. 27 00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:54,652 The patient's a psychiatrist. 28 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:56,654 There's something wrong with coma guy's cable. 29 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,240 He seems fine with it. 30 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:02,368 Your patient is an adjunct faculty member here, but currently... 31 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:09,542 The budget committee voted to charge for cable in the patient rooms. 32 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:12,211 Slippery slope. 33 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:15,005 Today, we withhold porn. Tomorrow, it's clean bandages. 34 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:17,508 Talk to Carlson in denn, he runs the budget committee, 35 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,260 after you look at this. 36 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:21,804 After you talk to Carlson, maybe I'll... 37 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,348 The patient is trapped at the south pole. 38 00:04:33,566 --> 00:04:35,443 Any possibility of evacuating her? 39 00:04:35,568 --> 00:04:36,861 Well, that wouldn't be any fun. 40 00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:41,574 And for the next two months, winds make it impossible to fly anything in or out. 41 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,701 Thirteen: Could be appendicitis or a gallstone. 42 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:44,952 Or a kidney stone. 43 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:46,871 That wouldn't be any fun. 44 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,166 If it's appendicitis down there, her appendix ruptures, she dies. 45 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:52,644 There's nothing we can do. If it's a stone, she takes pain meds, 46 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,503 stone passes. There's nothing we need to do. 47 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,505 Could be a struvite kidney stone. 48 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,549 Most kidney stones are calcium and benign. 49 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,593 Why would you suspect a struvite stone? 50 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:02,803 Because he said kidney stones were boring. 51 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:05,681 Taub: It's possible. She's on birth control. 52 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,850 Lots of sex could lead to urinary tract infection, 53 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,561 which could lead to an infection-laced struvite kidney stone. 54 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:12,771 Excessive antarctic drilling, 55 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,357 bad for the environment and the ladies. 56 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,502 If it's a struvite stone, she needs to break it up quickly 57 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,212 before the infection shuts down her kidneys. 58 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,779 This is where it gets fun. 59 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:25,743 These are the supplies and medications she has available. 60 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:30,751 Nothing here that could break up a kidney stone. 61 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,568 What else do they have down there? 62 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,126 I just said... 63 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,851 I don't mean medical stuff. Other stuff. 64 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,215 Some geological equipment breaks ice and rock 65 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,758 the same way we break kidney stones. 66 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:47,848 Discovery channel. I like watching them blow stuff up. 67 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,517 Who doesn't? 68 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,144 That reminds me. 69 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:54,813 House: Coma guy needs cable. 70 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,422 Women's billiards is the only thing that's keeping him alive. 71 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,944 I'm sure Carlson will be moved by his plight. 72 00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:02,321 Carlson won't listen. He says I hit on his wife. 73 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,657 - You knew? - God, no. 74 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:06,492 I thought I was hitting on his daughter. 75 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:09,286 Look, you're on the committee. He'll listen to you. 76 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:12,081 I'm an avid reader of committees with hotties message boards. 77 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,832 Amoxicillin, 500 milligrams, iv. 78 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:16,335 Studies conducted at major hospitals indicate 79 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,837 that happy patients recover faster. 80 00:06:18,963 --> 00:06:21,799 Studies conducted in my apartment show that TV makes people happy. 81 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:24,343 Premium channels have a particularly striking effect. 82 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:27,304 Charging patients for cable is bringing in 13 grand a month. 83 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:32,560 Until this injustice is righted, I am going to waste 13 grand a day. 84 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,356 That's $2.49 down. 85 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:40,067 Get an EKG and a cardiac enzyme. 86 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:43,028 If those check out, discharge him, and tell him to get a snow-blower. 87 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,533 How much is 13 grand divided by 4 cents? 88 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,244 I am not giving you cable. 89 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:53,169 You're gonna have to somehow survive with the broadcast networks alone. 90 00:06:53,289 --> 00:06:55,374 I'll be fine on Tuesdays. 91 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,694 Kutner: If sound waves from the flaw detector break the egg, 92 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:02,006 it should safely dissolve your kidney stone. 93 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,805 This isn't going to work. 94 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,074 Kutner: Well, there's no reason it shouldn't. 95 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,392 Sound waves are sound waves. Stones are stones. 96 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,562 Some are bigger than others. Some are inside me. 97 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:18,772 How's it going, team MacGyver? 98 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,190 Oh, great. 99 00:07:20,316 --> 00:07:23,694 I can't get cable, but I can get the south pole on high-def. 100 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,171 We're almost ready to start the test. 101 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,740 Test? Did Ford test the edsel? 102 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:33,287 Did coke test new coke? Did Shakespeare test his final play, snow dogs? 103 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:35,789 I'm guessing you're Dr. House? 104 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:39,877 I was wondering when you might drop by. 105 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:41,629 Could she see me? 106 00:07:41,754 --> 00:07:42,838 Oh, yeah. 107 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:45,633 You think Jagger shows up for the sound check? 108 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,847 Okay, roadies, off the stage. 109 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,433 Go help Cameron in the er. 110 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:56,894 Why? No way you're just doing her a favor. 111 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,729 Er is standing room only. 112 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:00,540 Which means Cameron's bound to make a mistake. 113 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:01,940 Find it so I can blackmail her. 114 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,443 As far as you know, 115 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:08,113 this is way more than just some silly battle over cable. 116 00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:15,496 Ready. 117 00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:43,190 You might wanna dial it down a smidge. 118 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:47,403 I am not doing this. 119 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,948 Your kidney stone theory hinges on me having sex, but I... 120 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:53,575 Let me guess. You're as pure as the driven snow. 121 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,703 Only if the snow likes to be on top. 122 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:58,872 But I am here doing psychological research. 123 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,834 Generally not a good idea to swap fluids with your subjects. 124 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:05,421 Struvite stones are possible in people who don't have sex. 125 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,649 They're certainly possible in people who claim not to... 126 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:11,176 I've had no uti's, no pain on urination. 127 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,762 You do realize that only one of us is a real doctor. 128 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,724 You do realize only one of us has any control over my actions. 129 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:22,730 Dr. Milton, are you able to run a chem-7? 130 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:23,855 Yes. 131 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,000 Well, that'd tell us if her kidney function is declining. 132 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,401 If it is, he's right. 133 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,737 Struvite stone's the most likely explanation. 134 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:31,655 If not, she's right. 135 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:39,246 Sorry. I know how you like to avoid avoiding confrontation. 136 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:43,709 While we're waiting for that test to prove me right, start iv cefuroxime. 137 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,295 Keep the infection in the stone from wiping out your kidneys. 138 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,630 I 'ii send the chem-7 results when I'm done. 139 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:57,264 She's a great psychiatrist. One session, I've got shrinkage. 140 00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:00,768 House wants us to spy on you, report back. 141 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,313 And you're telling me this because... 142 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,814 We don't want to do it. 143 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,107 I don't see a problem so far. 144 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:10,110 If our choice is between pissing house off or pissing you off, 145 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,695 that's not much of a choice. 146 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,364 So unless I give house cable, 147 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:16,241 you're gonna make my life miserable. 148 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,785 Yes. 149 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:20,871 And you're telling me this so you won't feel as guilty when you do it. 150 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,208 Yes. 151 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,252 Accommodating house's every whim is not my job anymore. 152 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,087 But it is ours. 153 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,049 House will get what he wants. 154 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,183 Maybe we should just pay for it ourselves and tell him she folded. 155 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:50,192 Your chem-7 results showed your kidney function is declining. 156 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,735 Sounds like a kidney stone to me. 157 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,237 The decreased function 158 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:57,241 could be from dehydration caused by vomiting due to a gallstone. 159 00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:00,744 You agreed that the chem-7 would decide if it was a struvite stone. 160 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:04,498 I agreed to do the test. The results are up for interpretation. 161 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:07,042 I'll re-do the test in an hour when I'm re-hydrated. 162 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,712 Have you noticed any improvement since starting the cefuroxime? 163 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,148 Not really. Pain's about the same. 164 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,984 While you're waiting, we should run another test with the geology equipment. 165 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,510 You're not taking the cefuroxime. 166 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,929 She's right-handed. 167 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,807 Means she would put the iv in her left arm. 168 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,701 Catheter in the arm makes it hard to bend the elbow, 169 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,269 the way people do when they drink. 170 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:28,730 We have a limited supply of medication, and I am not about to waste it. 171 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,899 Last I checked you had a limited supply of doctors. 172 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:35,612 Right before I got sick, one of my crew members severed his femoral artery. 173 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,114 He needs the cefuroxime. 174 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,574 Right. He called dibs. 175 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:42,744 His need is definitive. Mine is speculative. 176 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:44,621 You're breathing fast. 177 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:46,415 It's because I'm pissed off! 178 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:49,459 Lift up your chin. Show me your windpipe. 179 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,131 My chest hurts. 180 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,340 It's deviating to the left. 181 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,905 Because her right lung is collapsing. 182 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,635 Cate, is anyone there with you? 183 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,446 - Sean went to the mess. - You need to call someone. 184 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,514 There's no time. Get a syringe and a needle. 185 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,279 - Why am I doing that? - Shut up and look. 186 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,829 She could pass out. She needs to... 187 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,187 She needs to re-inflate that lung. 188 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,857 Okay. Now, pull out the plunger. 189 00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,782 I want you to stab yourself in your right side 190 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:16,695 between the second and third rib, in the midclavicular line. 191 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:22,135 By the time we get someone else there, you'll have suffocated. 192 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,368 Just do it. 193 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,995 See all the good stuff that happens when you listen to me? 194 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,429 Means it's not a kidney stone. 195 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,359 House: Right side pain, vomiting, 196 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:58,612 and now a lung that gets traumatized without any trauma. 197 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,364 Sounds odd. Probably is odd. 198 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,240 We should discuss this, then call her back. 199 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:06,244 No, it's fine. I made sure we got the south pole long distance plan. 200 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,622 Her latest kidney function test shows... 201 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,248 I know what it shows. I ran it. 202 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:13,353 The more you interrupt, the longer my grandstanding is going to take. 203 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:16,129 Since when do you let patients participate in differentials? 204 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,820 Since the patient and her doctor happen to be the same person. 205 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,009 Your kidney function is still declining. 206 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,153 Means you have a kidney problem. 207 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:25,639 But not one that needed antibiotics. Makes us equally wrong. 208 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,976 No. Makes us both wrong. Not equally. 209 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,894 You were at least six wronger. 210 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,772 They run a ppd before you shipped out? 211 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,774 On me and everybody else here. It's not tb. 212 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,651 Excuse us a second. 213 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,821 Cancer explains her symptoms. 214 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:44,032 A tumor in her lung or kidney that threw a clot to the other organ. 215 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,577 And you're worried the tumor might overhear, realize we're on to it. 216 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:51,039 Cancer's a hard diagnosis for patients, even when they're not in the south pole. 217 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,208 We should figure this out, maybe bring Wilson in. 218 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,258 Obviously, you two think I'm in bad shape. 219 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,593 - Only if you count the tumor. - House. 220 00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,095 Probably in your abdomen. 221 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,699 But you don't have any advanced imaging equipment. 222 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,403 You also don't have a surgeon to biopsy it, 223 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,226 any stains to use on the slide, 224 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,228 or an oncologist to analyze it. 225 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,856 I'm too far away to hold her hand. 226 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:17,899 I have cancer? 227 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,609 Possibly. 228 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:23,989 Since the only imaging equipment you have is X-ray, let's start there. 229 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,158 X-ray your entire body. 230 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,326 I 'ii upload the images when I'm done. 231 00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:33,915 Good for you. 232 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,861 House: She's annoying. 233 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:06,656 Refused to take the antibiotics because other people might need them. 234 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:09,451 She said she cares about other people? 235 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,786 What a poser. 236 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,829 Kub is clean. 237 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,999 You don't like her because she's a psychiatrist. 238 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:19,336 Mmm, I'm a complicated man. I loathe her for many reasons. 239 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,379 Never before has a profession been so decried 240 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,465 by someone who needed it so badly. 241 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,802 You talk a lot of smack about tranny hookers. 242 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,637 Enlarged mediastinal node. 243 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,805 - Lymphoma? - Probably, 244 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,890 but we can't confirm it without a biopsy. 245 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,618 We can't analyze a biopsy without a stain. 246 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:34,851 We can't biopsy. 247 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,687 Since they don't have stains down there, we need a substitute. 248 00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:41,316 She can't biopsy that node without a surgical team and an or. 249 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,694 Anything with a strong color could work as a stain. 250 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,906 Printer ink, food coloring, coffee. 251 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,032 No, thanks. 252 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,868 I'll find a node closer to the surface. One she can biopsy. 253 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,495 That makes sense. 254 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,621 That makes sense? 255 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:55,997 I said it first. 256 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,291 In a shockingly calm manner. 257 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:02,212 After I've just been jerking you around for 30 seconds 258 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,923 without you complaining or analyzing said jerking. 259 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,216 I was being mature. 260 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,510 In a lavender shirt. 261 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,513 You, for some reason, are happy. 262 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,306 How dare you. 263 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,517 The x-rays don't show any other abnormal nodes. 264 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,771 Abnormal nodes can be felt before they can be seen on an X-ray. 265 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,149 You're wearing that shirt for someone. 266 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,568 The health department. They frown on topless oncology. 267 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,111 You're gonna do a physical? 268 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:29,489 Have to. You and foreman are going to be here looking for a stain. 269 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,871 I can do the physical. There's no reason you need to watch. 270 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,331 I can think of at least three reasons. 271 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,833 One of them is medical. 272 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,918 Where are you? Not in your office. 273 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,045 You're not in the hospital. No reason for me to be. 274 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,257 I'm not undressing for you in your apartment. 275 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,508 You're not in my apartment. 276 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,636 You're three quarters of a world away. 277 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,513 I promise not to get fresh. 278 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,098 I'm not taking off my clothes. 279 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:57,225 One of us has to. 280 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,274 Show me your place. 281 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,405 It's got walls, a floor, and in some places, a roof. 282 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,700 I am not exposing myself without some reciprocity. 283 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,410 It's my apartment. It's not my soul. 284 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,459 Living room. 285 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,461 Slow down. 286 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,463 Huh! 287 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,633 Lots of books. I'm betting all medical. 288 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:33,345 Only if you count Jenna Jameson's autobiography as a gynecological text. 289 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,180 Fiction is a waste of time. 290 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,098 Unless you can laugh at it? 291 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,392 I love to laugh. Moving on. 292 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,437 Back up. 293 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,482 How bad is the insomnia? 294 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:47,901 Let me quantify that. 295 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:52,989 Do you drink two or three scotches before passing out in front of the TV? 296 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,075 You are so far off. 297 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,868 It's bourbon. 298 00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,205 No photos anywhere. 299 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,290 Family and friends aren't important? 300 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,793 Well, you're sick. 301 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:08,046 You have 20 people down the hall, and you've had exactly one visitor. 302 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,339 I don't want to panic anyone. 303 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,801 You don't like people. You hide on that ice cube, so... 304 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:18,556 Stop projecting. You're antisocial, so you assume I'm antisocial? 305 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,976 How about if I just get naked, and you shut up? 306 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,853 If I thoughtl could get you naked, I would have led with that. 307 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,190 You'd rather show me your soul than your leg. 308 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:31,528 Great. You got me all figured out. 309 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,822 You going to try and fix me now? 310 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,117 I never said you needed fixing. 311 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,080 He's letting her take part in the differentials. 312 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,708 Of course he is. He likes her. 313 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:48,461 Big shock. Spaghetti sauce doesn't work as a lymph tissue stain. 314 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,715 I'll try the coffee. 315 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,843 He's annoyed by her, doesn't respect her as a doctor, 316 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,511 constantly insults her. 317 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,472 That's house's version of courtship. 318 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,434 Oh, god. He's been wooing me for years. 319 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,227 She's the perfect woman for him. 320 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,832 Willing to literally go to the end of the earth for her career, 321 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,691 making her unavailable for a real relationship. 322 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,110 And she's afflicted with a mysterious illness. 323 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,321 Soy sauce is a no-go. 324 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,573 We're gonna be here all night. 325 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,469 How long does it take you to get naked? 326 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,286 It's the south pole. 327 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,313 I wear a lot of layers. 328 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,459 Okay. Ready. 329 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,461 I saw socks. 330 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:30,837 That's not naked. 331 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,362 Have I mentioned it's freezing here? 332 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:36,843 When they discover lymph nodes in feet, I will take off my socks. 333 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,721 Use your right hand to palpate the nodes. 334 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,308 Any node you can feel is the one we can biopsy. 335 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:47,145 Let's start with your breasts, move down to the ass, then... 336 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,273 I was thinking go from the neck and work my way down. 337 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,317 We could, 338 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:55,820 but I'd never forgive myself if we found something before we got to your breasts. 339 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,491 I'm starting with the anterior cervical nodes. 340 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,165 Turn your head. 341 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,459 Locate the scm muscle. 342 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,295 I know how to find my lymph nodes. 343 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,424 Did they teach you that before or after the class on fondling your inner child? 344 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:21,388 No swelling. No tenderness. And... 345 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,807 I can hear that, house. 346 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,683 Just thought it might help you relax. 347 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,813 Anything in the axillary nodes? 348 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,565 All clear. 349 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400 Both sides. 350 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,154 Now slide your hand to your sternum. 351 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:43,993 Probe for nodes moving slowly downward. 352 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,454 Down to what, house? 353 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,666 Sorry. Can't hear you on account of your heavy breathing. 354 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,793 I'm supposed to be on oxygen, you tool. 355 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,591 Hold it. 356 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:02,137 Your fingers didn't go quite as deep. Feel that node again. 357 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,598 It's swollen. 358 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,394 Looks like you're doing a biopsy. 359 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,575 It's pretty numb. 360 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:28,371 Wilson: Okay. Take a deep breath and insert the needle into the node. 361 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,460 Come on, Cate. Let's get this over with. 362 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,297 You used her name. 363 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:41,301 Just trying to move things along, Bob. 364 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,853 Okay. I'm in. 365 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,063 You need to pull back on the syringe. 366 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,401 You need to pull harder. 367 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,330 You okay? 368 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,415 Yeah. 369 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,085 "Are you okay?" 370 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:17,420 It's a valid medical question. 371 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:20,006 I have never heard you ask a patient that question. 372 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,317 You've never asked me that question, 373 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:25,136 and you've seen me fall down a flight of stairs drunk. 374 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,347 You've slept with her. 375 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,516 She's 9,000 miles away. 376 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,994 And while a certain part of me, unfurled... 377 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,353 No, I... 378 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:37,023 Somehow, you've been intimate with her. 379 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,525 Why are you following me? 380 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,669 I thought you were following me. 381 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,153 No. You are definitely following me. 382 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,758 - Where are you going? - Out to lunch. 383 00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:44,989 You never go out to lunch. 384 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,675 Which means there's a reason you're going out to lunch. 385 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,368 I assume that reason is a human being. 386 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:49,786 Or a sandwich. 387 00:22:49,911 --> 00:22:51,037 Sandwiches can come here. 388 00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:52,455 So can human beings. 389 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,374 And yet, she's not, which ifind interesting. 390 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:55,500 I'm leaving, now. 391 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,418 Small world. 392 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:01,005 Are you going to follow me into my car? 393 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,299 It's got two doors. 394 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:06,928 Okay, look, the reason I haven't told you is... 395 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,311 Call off your dogs, house. 396 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:17,164 Your little helpers are interrogating my patients, 397 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,357 swiping my charts, intercepting prescriptions. 398 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:20,584 Why would you think that I... 399 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:21,901 Because I'm not a moron. 400 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,320 You had to be pulling the strings, here. 401 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:25,673 You think that because they make me miserable, 402 00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:27,115 I'm going to give you cable. 403 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,158 Let's assume that's true, 404 00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,035 and it certainly sounds like it might be. 405 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,640 - What are you going to do? - Nothing. 406 00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:34,497 I resigned from the budget committee. 407 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:37,917 I only joined the committee to help the hospital. You made me a liability. 408 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:41,713 I now have zero influence over the hospital's cable policy. 409 00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:53,099 Well done. 410 00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:55,160 It didn't work. There's nothing more that we can do... 411 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,603 Put these up. 412 00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,397 "Free rottweiler puppies. 413 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:02,609 "Please call after 11:00 pm. And before 5:00 am." 414 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:03,877 Is this Cameron's home number? 415 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,737 I'd love a new puppy. 416 00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:08,197 My last one was delicious, very tender. 417 00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:09,741 There's no point in torturing her. 418 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:13,620 If she can resign, she can UN-resign. Go to defcon 1. 419 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:15,625 Forget waiting for a mistake. Make her make one. 420 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:18,124 You want us to sabotage another doctor, 421 00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:20,918 possibly harm a patient, all so you can have cable. 422 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:25,173 Harm suggests permanent damage. Get her to screw up, then fix it. 423 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:26,466 Oh! And this time, 424 00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:28,671 don't tell her what you're gonna do before you do it. 425 00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:36,267 So, how long do I let the lymph node marinate in the red wine? 426 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,478 It should be ready, now. 427 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:45,151 Try increasing the magnification on the camera. 428 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:48,237 You know, I emailed a couple of colleagues at the hospital about you. 429 00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:49,989 You're checking up on me? Not house? 430 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:55,870 Yeah, well house is straightfowvard, brilliant and an ass. 431 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,456 Two out of three good qualities. Clear majority. 432 00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:02,251 Whereas you, on the other hand, have a perfect score. 433 00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:06,172 You are responsible, nice, human. 434 00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,257 And yet, you're house's best friend. 435 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:09,675 Hold there. 436 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,595 Makes you think he's secretly nicer than he seems? 437 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:16,182 Makes me think that you're secretly a lot less nice than you seem. 438 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,725 Do you always insult your doctors? 439 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:21,562 It's not an insult. Indiscriminate niceness is overrated. 440 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,565 No wonder he likes you. 441 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:31,155 Based on this slide you do not have cancer. 442 00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:34,492 On! 443 00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:35,618 Thank god. 444 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,787 I do see some inflammation, which could mean... 445 00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:41,499 Cate? You all right? 446 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:43,501 My left side. It hurts. 447 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:47,463 It's the same pain that I had on the right. 448 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:48,631 Your other kidney. 449 00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:51,884 No. I hope it's, it's something, it's maybe... 450 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,179 I'm screwed. 451 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:05,523 House: The bad news is you're 0 for two in the kidney department. 452 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:09,277 Is there good news? You're back at home. 453 00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:11,654 Of course. There's cable. 454 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:15,283 - And freedom to work pant-free. - That is good news. 455 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,911 Wilson found signs of inflammation in your biopsy. 456 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:22,373 That, plus the two failing kidneys, points to autoimmune disease. 457 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:25,710 Probably sle or vasculitis. Treatment for both is prednisone. 458 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,438 Start with a hundred milligrams. 459 00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,172 Autoimmune is just your latest theory. 460 00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:32,133 Like cancer before that, and a kidney stone before. 461 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:35,762 Take the prednisone. You'll get better. That will be your confirmation. 462 00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:38,181 You practice medicine like it's a fire sale. 463 00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:40,641 You've wasted antibiotics, x-rays... 464 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,894 That was not a waste. We've ruled out... 465 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,659 We have a crew member here who has asthma. 466 00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:48,649 If he has an episode after I've used up the prednisone, he'll die. 467 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,615 There's a good chance he's going to die anyway. 468 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:52,212 Since there won't be a doctor there to help him. 469 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:55,573 Show me proof that it's autoimmune, 470 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,284 and then I 71 take the prednisone. 471 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,750 Foreman: We should send her outside. 472 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:08,836 Right. Let's just tell her to head north until she runs into a hospital. 473 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,048 Autoimmune diseases are basically inflammation running wild. 474 00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:16,010 Extreme cold has been used as treatment, like putting ice on a sprained ankle. 475 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:19,013 She starts to feel better outside, we know it's autoimmune. 476 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,515 Is that my wallet? 477 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,974 You can have it back. 478 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,259 I've already been through it. 479 00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:25,436 I like your ice on the sprain metaphor. 480 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,522 Makes it seem like we're not killing her. 481 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,327 She'd only need to be outside five minutes. 482 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,735 Without her mittens. Mom told me that was a bad idea. 483 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:36,280 Especially that winter. It was 70 below, and I had dual kidney failure. 484 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:40,827 This is a good idea. It's perfect for you. Experimental, risky. 485 00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:42,495 Wilson's right. You care about... 486 00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:45,289 You didn't touch the cash, but you took the receipts? 487 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:53,005 A hundred and ninety dollar restaurant tab. That's dessert, probably booze. 488 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,215 It means you lingered. 489 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:57,426 Means it's at least a third date. Means... 490 00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,530 - Where are you going? - To talk to the people I pay 491 00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:00,888 to come up with medical ideas. 492 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,974 There are no ideas. 493 00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:04,725 The test for autoimmune is Ana. 494 00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:06,769 Unless penguins poop immunoanalyzers... 495 00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,521 Before Ana testing, 496 00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:11,107 people had autoimmune diseases. 497 00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:12,441 How did they know? 498 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,402 - C3. - Before that. 499 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:18,072 Le prep. But she doesn't have any controlled pore glass beads. 500 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,074 You don't need them. 501 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,271 House: When you shake the test tube, 502 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:29,000 the paperclip will damage some of your blood cells. 503 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,501 If you have an autoimmune disease, 504 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:33,254 your immune system will gorge itself on the damaged cells. 505 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,726 They'll get big and fat so that you can see them under a microscope. 506 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:38,509 How you doing? 507 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:41,053 No change. 508 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:44,849 So, how long should I give the cells to fatten up before I check them? 509 00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:46,475 A couple hours. 510 00:28:46,601 --> 00:28:49,079 Or you could stop being a hypocrite and take the prednisone now. 511 00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:51,814 Not bending to your will makes me a hypocrite? 512 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:56,027 If your psych patients demanded lab results you'd never make a diagnosis. 513 00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:57,152 So, I'm wrong. 514 00:28:57,236 --> 00:29:00,448 You sleep like a baby. Your life is unfolding as you dreamed. 515 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,491 Everyone is miserable. 516 00:29:02,617 --> 00:29:04,702 You don't change that because people don't change. 517 00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:05,828 You want to believe that 518 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:08,553 because then you're freed from any responsibility for your misery. 519 00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:09,999 Oh, shut up. 520 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,418 I get enough of this from Wilson. 521 00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:14,063 And yet, you keep hanging out with him. 522 00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:17,632 And, from what I hear, 523 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:21,093 you have spent more time with me than with any other patient. 524 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:26,349 Sorry about that. 525 00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:29,018 Call me when you get the results. 526 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,318 How's your patient? 527 00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:39,820 She has an autoimmune disease. 528 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,906 Tell the psych department she's in denial. 529 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:46,035 I had to fire Cameron. 530 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,204 What? What happened? 531 00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:51,874 A sixty-five-year-old man came into the er with a hip fracture. 532 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,960 Cameron gave him demerol. 533 00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:55,419 The guy was on an maoi. 534 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,004 Put him into a hypertensive crisis. 535 00:29:57,380 --> 00:29:59,757 - Is he going to live? - Taub caught the error in time. 536 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,051 If she'd just admitted the mistake, 537 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:04,387 maybe I could have just suspended her, but... 538 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,598 She's packing up. If you want to say goodbye. 539 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:10,017 We should be hearing from the south pole in a few minutes. 540 00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:11,811 That's it? 541 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,021 There's nothing to be done. 542 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:17,066 She screwed up. She's got no one to blame but herself. 543 00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:22,029 I've got to go talk to Cameron. 544 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:23,674 Cuddy wouldn't can her for one screw-up. 545 00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:25,700 And if she did, she wouldn't come to me. 546 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:28,178 And if she did, she wouldn't open with, "how's your patient?" 547 00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:29,912 - And if she did... - Why would she lie? 548 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,998 Timeless question. 549 00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:34,834 In this case, she conspired with your co-workers to teach me 550 00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:37,044 that some things are more important than cable. 551 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,147 I'm going to have to teach them that they're wrong. 552 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:42,258 Come on. South pole really should be calling. 553 00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:48,973 Le prep test was negative. It's not autoimmune. 554 00:30:49,432 --> 00:30:53,519 You're basing that on a test done with a paper clip. Just take the prednisone. 555 00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:57,064 Either find another diagnosis, or find another test. 556 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,066 There is one way. 557 00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:04,155 You can take this experimental drug called prednisone. 558 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,185 If your kidneys start working... 559 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:08,117 Foreman: There is another test. 560 00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:12,788 I think foreman may have just broken up, there. 561 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:15,791 What he actually said was, "there is no other test." 562 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,269 Foreman: If you have an autoimmune disease, 563 00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:19,962 exposure to the cold should decrease your kidney pain. 564 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:23,007 If I go outside, we 71 have our answer? 565 00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:24,925 And you knew about this? 566 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,636 I rejected it because if you're frozen solid, 567 00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:29,638 it's hard to get the needles into your arms. 568 00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:31,223 How long do I need to stay out? 569 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:32,391 At least five minutes. 570 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:35,186 Eight minutes outside would kill a healthy person. 571 00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:37,146 And healthy people don't suck on oxygen masks. 572 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:38,564 Healthy people can pee. 573 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,608 I'll go get Sean, have him come with me. 574 00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:43,027 Just take the prednisone. 575 00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:44,153 Once I come inside, 576 00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:46,989 if it's autoimmune. 577 00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,953 Are you all right? 578 00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:56,290 Oh, I'm sure she's just fine. 579 00:31:56,999 --> 00:31:58,417 Cate? 580 00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:02,838 Do you know if there's anyone down there who has a cell phone? 581 00:32:18,813 --> 00:32:21,232 Foreman: It took the station mechanic 20 minutes to respond. 582 00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:23,261 She'd already slipped into a coma. 583 00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:25,402 Started her on prednisone, but no improvement. 584 00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:28,114 Means it's not autoimmune. 585 00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:30,991 Good thing she's in a coma. 586 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:33,661 - Or we'd have to listen to her gloat. - And where are we going? 587 00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:35,621 To find the useful members of my team. 588 00:32:35,746 --> 00:32:37,026 You're letting them off the hook? 589 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:40,876 You happy? Because of you, I'm not gonna be able to watch law and order in Korean. 590 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,044 Why am I here? 591 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,755 Because I want to ask you about your girlfriend. 592 00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:47,383 I must know who she is, or you'd have told me her name. 593 00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:50,761 She doesn't have a name. It's some sort of birth defect. 594 00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:52,972 There's only about 12 people we both know. 595 00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:54,723 And I can't remember five of their names, 596 00:32:54,849 --> 00:32:57,977 so we're down to cuddy, your ex-wives. 597 00:32:58,102 --> 00:32:59,645 Your mama. 598 00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:02,857 Wilson: You need to run a kidney function test. 599 00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:06,110 Yes. If only she wasn't in a coma, we could get her to run a test 600 00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:07,695 to find out why she's in a coma. 601 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:10,156 The results would likely be paradoxical. 602 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:13,159 It can't be cuddy, because you're straight. It can't be... 603 00:33:13,284 --> 00:33:15,286 We could talk the mechanic through the test. 604 00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:16,912 Too complicated. 605 00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:21,917 Unless he's thirsty. 606 00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:26,046 Drink her urine? 607 00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:27,882 If it has a strong, concentrated taste, 608 00:33:28,007 --> 00:33:29,633 it means the problems are in her kidneys. 609 00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:31,594 Watery taste means it's her brain. 610 00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:36,599 - And then you can fix it? - Let's say, yeah. 611 00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:39,494 How do I get the urine out of her? 612 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:40,954 Take a straight catheter and insert it... 613 00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:42,563 Those are your only questions? 614 00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:45,524 Not, "is it safe?" 615 00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:47,860 Or, "is there another way?" 616 00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:50,070 Or, "are you out of your minds?" 617 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:51,906 You wouldn't ask me if... 618 00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,532 Wait a second. 619 00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:55,910 You're in love with her. 620 00:33:56,869 --> 00:34:00,122 That explains why you're so eager to get her naked, then have a drink. 621 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:02,333 Because most guys like to go the other way around. 622 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,084 Why do you care how I feel about her? 623 00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:10,007 Because now I know that I can get you to do anything to save her. 624 00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:14,178 Tell him how to tap the keg. 625 00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:20,559 You got Cameron fired. 626 00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,186 Cuddy wasn't supposed to find out. 627 00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:23,979 No kidding! 628 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:27,775 Get me cable. How tough can that be? You cost a woman herjob. 629 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,320 There's only one thing you can say to keep me from firing you. 630 00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:34,198 - Cameron wasn't fired. We... - Wrong. 631 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,618 - You know? - We're still fired? 632 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:40,454 That should be a hint as to what you're supposed to say. 633 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,414 - We're sorry. - Wrong. 634 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:43,874 I love you. 635 00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:45,709 Wrong. 636 00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:49,046 This is a game? First, we have to screw with our co-worker, 637 00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:51,316 now we have to try to figure out what you want us to say? 638 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:53,050 This is insane. I'm not playing. 639 00:34:54,051 --> 00:34:55,135 Right. 640 00:34:56,387 --> 00:34:58,180 You should have said this two days ago. 641 00:34:59,473 --> 00:35:01,141 Do not play games with me. 642 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:04,395 Number one, you are going to lose. You're just not ready. 643 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,856 Number two, the game was to force you to stop playing games. 644 00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:10,567 I need you to stand up to me. Challenge me. 645 00:35:10,693 --> 00:35:13,028 I need you to stop worrying about getting fired. 646 00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:15,281 And go pay for my cable. 647 00:35:18,075 --> 00:35:19,660 I didn't mean on this. 648 00:35:20,703 --> 00:35:22,079 Seriously. I need cable. 649 00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:33,549 Milk, milk, lemonade. 650 00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:39,138 It tastes kind of watery. 651 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,473 That's bad news. 652 00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:43,600 Either increased intracranial pressure 653 00:35:43,726 --> 00:35:46,061 or something's wrong with her hypothalamus. 654 00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:47,666 How do you figure out which one it is? 655 00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:49,648 We don't do anything. 656 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:53,569 You're gonna drill a hole in her skull. 657 00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:59,283 If she regains consciousness, it's increased intracranial pressure. 658 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:02,196 And if it's the other thing? 659 00:36:02,244 --> 00:36:03,746 She'll die. 660 00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:05,791 But if it's the hypothalamus, she's dead, anyway. 661 00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:11,003 If the problem is the pressure in her brain, and I fix it, 662 00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:12,328 is she going to be all better? 663 00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:15,799 No, but it'll give us more time to figure out what's wrong. 664 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:19,011 I have to get someone else. I can't do this. 665 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,015 You love her. 666 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,060 You'd do anything to save her. 667 00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:27,353 Not this. 668 00:36:27,478 --> 00:36:29,396 I can't do this. 669 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,499 If she dies because of something that I did, then I... 670 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,067 Listen. Listen. 671 00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:36,153 I am not going to let you hurt her. Okay? 672 00:36:37,071 --> 00:36:40,282 Now, please. This is her only chance. 673 00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:48,082 Okay. 674 00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:57,800 That was easy. 675 00:37:01,095 --> 00:37:03,430 Sean: Okay. Her head is stabilized, 676 00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:06,558 and the drill bit is sterile. 677 00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:09,853 Place the drill bit against the upper left part of her forehead, 678 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:11,138 aboutaninch above the temple. 679 00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:30,374 It's not going anywhere. 680 00:37:30,499 --> 00:37:32,126 Bone's harder than wood. Lean into it. 681 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,336 The skull is only a quarter inch thick. 682 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:37,297 Once you're midway through, drill in shorter bursts. 683 00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:39,463 If you come out the other side, you've gone too far. 684 00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:44,513 Okay. Now, what? Now, what? 685 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,013 Let the fluid drain. 686 00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:00,975 She's waking up. She's waking up. 687 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,332 Sean? 688 00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:15,627 What's going on? 689 00:38:18,881 --> 00:38:21,216 House: South pole doc is out of her coma, 690 00:38:21,425 --> 00:38:23,343 and now we have a new symptom. 691 00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:26,180 Increased intracranial pressure. 692 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,140 Why are we out here? 693 00:38:28,265 --> 00:38:29,850 That's the patient room. 694 00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:33,937 Icp plus kidney problems plus lung collapse equals... 695 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,273 The most likely suspect is a tumor throwing off clots. 696 00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:37,608 We ruled out cancer. 697 00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:38,984 But not clots. 698 00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:40,777 What causes blood clots? 699 00:38:40,903 --> 00:38:42,154 Bacterial endocarditis. 700 00:38:42,279 --> 00:38:43,363 Not without a fever. 701 00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:45,616 Deep vein thrombosis plus an existing pfo. 702 00:38:45,741 --> 00:38:48,702 Pfo would have been discovered on her pre-south pole physical exam. 703 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,067 What if the clots aren't clots? 704 00:38:51,205 --> 00:38:54,333 Atherosclerosis. Fatty plaque builds up on the arterial walls. 705 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:57,544 Pieces break off, block blood flow. Explains everything. 706 00:38:57,669 --> 00:39:01,632 She has zero risk factors. Forget fat. Think clots. 707 00:39:04,885 --> 00:39:07,304 - You're standing up to me? - Maybe. 708 00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:10,098 Just to clarify, you should do that when you're right. 709 00:39:10,224 --> 00:39:11,850 Sorry for the confusion. 710 00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,786 - How could a clot... - Could be a different kind of fat. 711 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,395 Fat emboli. 712 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:19,775 It's a perfect fit. Except it's completely impossible. 713 00:39:20,776 --> 00:39:23,237 Fat emboli requires an UN-repaired bone breakage. 714 00:39:23,362 --> 00:39:25,781 Between the X-ray and the exam, I've seen her entire... 715 00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:36,124 See, that's what I'm talking about. 716 00:39:39,169 --> 00:39:40,796 Take off her socks. 717 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:43,382 I can... I can do it. 718 00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:44,758 No. I got it. 719 00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:57,020 Your toe is broken. 720 00:39:58,397 --> 00:39:59,898 Oh, my god. 721 00:40:00,274 --> 00:40:02,985 House: Bits of bone marrow have been leaking into your bloodstream. 722 00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:07,447 Those fat emboli have caused blockages in your kidney, lungs, and brain. 723 00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:09,283 It doesn't even hurt. 724 00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:11,243 Cold numbs everything. 725 00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:13,954 Does a particularly great job on the extremities. 726 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:17,416 You'll need to close the break to stop the marrow from leaking. 727 00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:18,959 This one you will feel. 728 00:40:20,002 --> 00:40:21,545 Will you do it? 729 00:40:22,379 --> 00:40:25,090 He drilled a hole in your skull after drinking your pee. 730 00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:26,550 I think he's up for this. 731 00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:28,435 Grab the tip of her toe with your right hand. 732 00:40:28,552 --> 00:40:30,345 Hold the break with the other. 733 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:31,930 On the count of three, pull hard. 734 00:40:33,557 --> 00:40:35,225 One, two, 735 00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:36,935 three. 736 00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:48,614 Splint your toe. You'll be fine. 737 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,495 Thank you, house. 738 00:40:56,830 --> 00:41:00,250 Don't thank me. He's the one who saved your life. 739 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,488 He likes her. 740 00:41:37,871 --> 00:41:41,500 A bottle of the Bordeaux and some sparkling water. 741 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:50,717 Well, you didn't pick her up, which means she's coming from work, too, 742 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,802 which means you're comfortable enough to meet her. 743 00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:55,013 Damn. I thought I lost you when iwalked backwards 744 00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:56,574 through my own footprints in the snow. 745 00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:59,643 I think I've got it narrowed down to three possibilities. 746 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,728 Better leave. If you see her, it'll be cheating. 747 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,146 It's not one of your ex-wives. 748 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:04,398 Because they hate me. 749 00:42:04,523 --> 00:42:07,567 They don't. They should, but they don't. I called them. 750 00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:10,237 It's someone new, but someone I know. 751 00:42:10,362 --> 00:42:12,239 Did you ever consider being happy for me? 752 00:42:12,364 --> 00:42:13,615 Briefly. 753 00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:16,118 You ordering the wine before she got here... 754 00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:20,288 Girls are good, house, and you know it. 755 00:42:20,414 --> 00:42:23,041 You solved your case because you cared about that girl. 756 00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:26,336 You're demonstrating the illusion of manly confidence, 757 00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:28,380 which means you haven't closed the deal, yet. 758 00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:30,632 I closed the deal. I just like her. 759 00:42:30,757 --> 00:42:31,883 Still? 760 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:34,428 You knew your patient hated having cold feet, 761 00:42:34,553 --> 00:42:38,098 because you did a physical exam, because you liked her. 762 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:42,519 Your theory is I cared, therefore I let her keep her socks on. 763 00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:45,289 If that's what love is, then I don't wanna have anything to do with it. 764 00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:48,066 It starts with warm feet, but leads to other things. 765 00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:49,961 Your mom and I will explain when you're older. 766 00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:53,113 If I'd made her take them off like I should have, I'd have seen the toe 767 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:54,398 and solved the case days ago. 768 00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:55,949 But you don't care about her. 769 00:42:56,074 --> 00:43:00,162 Of course not. House doesn't care about anyone. 770 00:43:04,374 --> 00:43:05,584 Sorry I'm late. 771 00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:09,463 Cutthroat bitch? 772 00:43:10,172 --> 00:43:14,259 I call her Amber. Was she on your list?