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<i>Every day we make decisions.</i>

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<i>Decisions that get us
from one day to the next.</i>

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<i>Decisions that change our path
ever so slightly.</i>

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<i>Most go unnoticed.</i>

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<i>What should I wear today?</i>

6
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<i>What should I have for lunch?</i>

7
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<i>What route should I
take to work?</i>

8
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<i>Should I respond
to that text message?</i>

9
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<i>Will it warrant a rabbit hole
of unwanted conversation?</i>

10
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<i>Then there's
the other decisions,</i>

11
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<i>the kind that can change you,</i>

12
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<i>maybe even forever.</i>

13
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Uh, don't.

14
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Don't. You don't need to.
You don't need to turn around.

15
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Who cares?
I mean, she's fine.

16
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She'll probably be fine, right?
Probably fine.

17
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Fuck!
I mean, who the fuck cares?

18
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I don't even fucking know her.
Fuck! Fuck!

19
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<i>♪ Time's running out,
and I'm ready for takeoff ♪</i>

20
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<i>♪ Look to the sky and I'm ♪</i>

21
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Hey!

22
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Hey!

23
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Oh, fuck.

24
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Shit.

25
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Come on, you crazy bitch, vomit.

26
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Come on, come on.

27
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Come on.

28
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There you go.

29
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Oh, gross.

30
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Put me down.
Who are you?

31
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You can kill us both later.
I'm Harry, by the way.

32
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You're the fucking worst.

33
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You're welcome.

34
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<i>Well, she isn't entirely wrong.</i>

35
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<i>Huh? I could be the worst.</i>

36
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<i>Not that I'm a horrible guy.</i>

37
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<i>I just don't always make
the best decisions.</i>

38
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Oh, shit.

39
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What are you doing?
I've been calling you.

40
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<i>This is Lana.</i>

41
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<i>We've been dating
for three months.</i>

42
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<i>Maybe four.</i>

43
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<i>Could be two.</i>

44
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The TV was on loud.

45
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Come on in.

46
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I had plans to
make dinner tonight.

47
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It's date night.
Did you forget?

48
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No.

49
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Are you sleeping?

50
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No.

51
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Are you drunk?

52
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No.

53
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Stoned?

54
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No.

55
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Maybe.

56
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When did you get a fish?

57
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- Oh, yesterday.
- Why?

58
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I don't know. He's cool.
What's with the interrogating?

59
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<i>Paul McCartney once sang,</i>

60
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<i>"Yesterday, all my troubles
seemed so far away."</i>

61
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<i>But to be honest,
yesterday was shitty too.</i>

62
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<i>Except for getting a fish.</i>

63
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<i>Welcome to my office.</i>

64
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<i>I rob houses for a living.</i>

65
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<i>It's not the best career choice,</i>

66
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<i>but it pays the rent.</i>

67
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<i>The guy in the green hat?
My cousin Chris.</i>

68
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<i>My partner in crime.</i>

69
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2-2-2-5.

70
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2-2-2-5, 2-2-2-5.

71
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2-2-2-5, 2-2-2-5.

72
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2-2-2-5, 2-2-2.

73
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2-2-2-5.

74
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<i>♪ I wanna burn my own bridges ♪</i>

75
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<i>♪ Walk my own road to ruin ♪</i>

76
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<i>♪ Don't waste your breath
trying to stop me ♪</i>

77
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<i>♪ I know for well
what I'm doing ♪</i>

78
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<i>♪ I got time on my hands ♪</i>

79
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<i>♪ Salt on my tongue ♪</i>

80
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<i>♪ I'm going downtown ♪</i>

81
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<i>♪ I'm gonna get myself stung ♪</i>

82
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<i>♪ Yeah, I'm crazy ♪</i>

83
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<i>♪ 'Cause all I wanna do
is wrong ♪</i>

84
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Coming, milady?

85
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<i>♪ I'll be the first
to be taken ♪</i>

86
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<i>♪ When they start
calling out names ♪</i>

87
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<i>♪ I can't even remember
half the bad things I've done ♪</i>

88
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<i>♪ But I'll wear the blame for
anything they wanna pin on ♪</i>

89
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<i>♪ Yeah, I'm crazy ♪</i>

90
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<i>♪ 'Cause all I wanna do
is wrong ♪</i>

91
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<i>♪ I'm a bad penny, baby ♪</i>

92
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Fuck!

93
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<i>♪ Right from my head
to my tail ♪</i>

94
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<i>♪ And sooner or later ♪</i>

95
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<i>♪ I'm gonna fly off the rails ♪</i>

96
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Anything else?

97
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- No. We're good.
- Okay.

98
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Why do you do it?

99
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Do what?

100
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You take a piss
in every house we rob.

101
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Why?

102
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Marking my territory.

103
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Why don't you just take a dump?

104
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That's disgusting.

105
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- Whoa! What are you doing?
- I'm feeding him.

106
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Stop that.
They can't eat that.

107
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What? Why the fuck not?

108
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Because they're carnivores.

109
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You gotta feed 'em something
with a higher protein content.

110
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You know, like betta pellets
or bloodworms.

111
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What are you,
some sort of fish expert?

112
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No. It's just common knowledge.

113
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Okay.

114
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Look, I wanna talk to you
about something.

115
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What's up?

116
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I've been doing
a lot of thinking and...

117
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I got a job.

118
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What area?

119
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No, not like a rob job.

120
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Like, I got a real job.

121
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Okay, you know,
Aunt Lacy's friend, Esther?

122
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Yeah. I lost my virginity
to her.

123
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That's weird.

124
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Anyway, she got me a temp job
at this company

125
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as a paper distributor.

126
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I thought it'd be a really good
opportunity for me.

127
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Yeah, as long it doesn't
fuck up our shit.

128
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Ah, man.

129
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No, you're not getting it.

130
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I'm getting a real job

131
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so I don't have to do
our shit anymore.

132
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You know, like, I'm gonna be
28 years old, man,

133
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and I can't be
breaking into houses

134
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and stealing shit
the rest of my life.

135
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I don't wanna be some old loser
fucking robbing families.

136
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Like, what if I want
a family someday, man?

137
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I'm not gonna lie.
You sound crazy.

138
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You should get some sleep.

139
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Hey, I got a good job
on Friday in WeHo.

140
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It's gonna be fun.

141
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Did you hear me?

142
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Yeah, man, I heard you.

143
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Okay, good.

144
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But it's gonna be
my last one, Harry.

145
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Your last what?

146
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Robbery.

147
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Why do you not take
anything I say seriously?

148
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Can you please stop
yelling at me?

149
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Good night.

150
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Hey, I'll text you
Friday morning!

151
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Protein.

152
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<i>Okay, maybe I shouldn't
have stolen the kid's fish.</i>

153
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Great. Just what I need.
One more thing to take care of.

154
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So how's work?

155
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Usual.

156
00:09:21,934 --> 00:09:24,535
- Chris is apparently quitting.
- What?

157
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Yeah.

158
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Some stupid temp job.

159
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- Good for him.
- Good for him?

160
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Why good for him?

161
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It's just... nothing.

162
00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,117
I'm happy for him.

163
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Maybe you should
think about it too.

164
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Think about what?

165
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I don't know, quitting,
getting a real adult job.

166
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Not always avoiding
getting arrested.

167
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I like what I do.
I'm good at it.

168
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- I enjoy it.
- Okay.

169
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You know, it doesn't
make me less of a person

170
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than someone with
some shitty office job.

171
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Just means I have more fun.

172
00:09:55,801 --> 00:09:56,848
I'm not boring.

173
00:09:57,377 --> 00:09:58,945
So how's work for you?

174
00:09:59,701 --> 00:10:02,499
Hmm. Do you actually
wanna know?

175
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,442
I'm asking, aren't I?

176
00:10:04,809 --> 00:10:07,078
Guys move locations
or something?

177
00:10:08,134 --> 00:10:10,248
I didn't actually think
you were listening.

178
00:10:10,283 --> 00:10:11,837
I'm a great listener.

179
00:10:12,919 --> 00:10:15,120
Well, I like it. It's a little
farther from my house,

180
00:10:15,155 --> 00:10:16,821
so it takes me
like 10 minutes longer.

181
00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:20,274
You know, and with traffic,
it'd take like half an hour,

182
00:10:22,629 --> 00:10:24,056
so yeah.

183
00:10:25,432 --> 00:10:26,720
That's awesome.

184
00:10:27,534 --> 00:10:29,634
<i>I think both of us know
this relationship is over,</i>

185
00:10:29,669 --> 00:10:31,202
<i>but neither one of us
has decided</i>

186
00:10:31,237 --> 00:10:32,884
<i>to do anything about it.</i>

187
00:10:34,174 --> 00:10:35,840
Oh, Harry, give it to me!

188
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,943
Oh! Give it to me! Don't stop!

189
00:10:37,978 --> 00:10:40,045
Oh! Oh, don't stop!
Don't stop!

190
00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,880
Oh, don't stop!

191
00:10:41,915 --> 00:10:46,485
Oh!

192
00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:52,423
Hey, you wanna smoke some weed?

193
00:10:52,845 --> 00:10:55,746
No. You talk too much
when you smoke.

194
00:11:01,434 --> 00:11:04,127
- Harry, do you love me?
- What?

195
00:11:04,869 --> 00:11:07,322
- What kind of question is that?
- Well, do you?

196
00:11:07,674 --> 00:11:10,908
Let's go to bed.
You're acting silly.

197
00:11:21,926 --> 00:11:24,560
- What are you doing?
- I'm leaving.

198
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,799
Oh. Okay.

199
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,010
That's it?

200
00:11:32,315 --> 00:11:33,107
What?

201
00:11:33,143 --> 00:11:35,701
I tell you I'm leaving,
and you don't try to stop me

202
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,704
or ask me where I'm going?

203
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,506
Where are you going?

204
00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:42,408
Can't believe I tried
to make this work, okay?

205
00:11:42,443 --> 00:11:45,045
You're stupid and immature
and selfish,

206
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,947
and I can't do this anymore.

207
00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:50,117
That-- That's it?

208
00:11:50,152 --> 00:11:52,818
Yes, Harry, that's it!

209
00:11:52,853 --> 00:11:53,987
- Oh.
- Leaving you.

210
00:11:54,022 --> 00:11:56,221
If that's what you want.

211
00:11:59,997 --> 00:12:02,197
<i>Well, I guess
she made the decision.</i>

212
00:12:03,275 --> 00:12:05,875
<i>I could run after her.</i>

213
00:12:15,442 --> 00:12:17,442
Looks good.

214
00:12:20,649 --> 00:12:22,612
What are these scratches
right there?

215
00:12:22,818 --> 00:12:24,117
Those? Uh...

216
00:12:24,152 --> 00:12:26,019
- From my dog.
- You have a dog?

217
00:12:26,054 --> 00:12:28,455
Yeah, yeah, he's ferocious.

218
00:12:28,745 --> 00:12:30,761
Yeah, he's sleeping.

219
00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:34,417
All right, bro, I'll take it.

220
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:40,066
Uh, let's go this way.
Come on.

221
00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:43,236
Hey, so what kind of dog
do you have anyway?

222
00:12:43,271 --> 00:12:44,638
These are pretty deep scratches.

223
00:12:44,673 --> 00:12:46,840
It's a cock-a-doodle poodle
Spaniard thing.

224
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:49,142
I got a dog too, you know.
It's a West Highland Terrier.

225
00:12:49,177 --> 00:12:50,711
They're really cute, you know.

226
00:12:50,746 --> 00:12:52,979
Actually, he's really good
with aggressive dogs.

227
00:12:53,014 --> 00:12:54,415
Since you got
an aggressive, mean dog,

228
00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:56,850
- we could take 'em out.
- Thanks.

229
00:12:56,885 --> 00:12:59,401
Take them for a walk
to the park sometime, and...

230
00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:02,563
All right, bro,
I'll catch you later.

231
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,987
Do you have the money
from the last one?

232
00:13:15,605 --> 00:13:17,872
- What?
- From the last job.

233
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,406
Did you sell everything?

234
00:13:19,457 --> 00:13:21,132
Yeah. What kinda
fucking question is that?

235
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,811
I'm just asking, man.
I wanna be done after today.

236
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,314
You don't think
I'm gonna pay you?

237
00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:27,848
I didn't say that.

238
00:13:27,883 --> 00:13:29,050
I just don't wanna have
to ask for it later, man.

239
00:13:29,085 --> 00:13:30,351
It's awkward.

240
00:13:30,386 --> 00:13:31,485
For someone having
an awakening of morals,

241
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,319
you sure are money hungry.

242
00:13:34,223 --> 00:13:35,918
You'll get your cash, okay?

243
00:13:36,192 --> 00:13:37,898
We'll just do this one today,

244
00:13:37,934 --> 00:13:40,427
and then you can
move on to your real job

245
00:13:40,462 --> 00:13:42,262
and start popping out
a shitload of kids

246
00:13:42,298 --> 00:13:43,997
or whatever it is you want.

247
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,701
And I've never seen anyone
so fucking excited

248
00:13:46,736 --> 00:13:48,669
to sit at a desk.

249
00:14:00,049 --> 00:14:01,482
Dude, stop sleeping, man.

250
00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:03,810
Not sleeping.
Just resting my eyes.

251
00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:10,034
Hey.

252
00:14:10,226 --> 00:14:11,892
Look.

253
00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:18,200
Too easy.

254
00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:23,004
Must be hard trying to
figure out which car to take.

255
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:24,972
Oh, honey,
let's take the sports car.

256
00:14:25,007 --> 00:14:26,407
Let's take the convertible.

257
00:14:26,442 --> 00:14:27,993
Oh, let's take
the convertible sports car.

258
00:14:28,028 --> 00:14:29,956
It's gonna be nice this weekend.

259
00:14:34,618 --> 00:14:36,785
Oh, this dude's
definitely a sugar daddy.

260
00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,353
Yeah.

261
00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:50,512
Let's go.

262
00:14:50,601 --> 00:14:53,702
Wait. These people
always forget something.

263
00:15:01,678 --> 00:15:03,478
Dude, let's go, man.
I wanna get this shit over with.

264
00:15:03,513 --> 00:15:05,147
- I said wait.
- I wanna get this over with!

265
00:15:05,182 --> 00:15:06,748
Just wait.

266
00:15:17,928 --> 00:15:19,428
See? What'd I say?

267
00:15:20,228 --> 00:15:22,131
20 bucks says
it's a phone charger.

268
00:15:33,511 --> 00:15:35,279
- Jesus fuck.
- Called it.

269
00:15:35,646 --> 00:15:38,714
- You owe me 20 bucks.
- Fuck you.

270
00:16:11,015 --> 00:16:12,081
Come on.

271
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,430
Fancy.

272
00:16:38,162 --> 00:16:39,509
What the fuck are you doing?

273
00:16:39,544 --> 00:16:41,744
Getting into
the holiday spirits.

274
00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:46,650
- Harry!
- What?

275
00:16:46,702 --> 00:16:48,485
What are you doing, man?
Come on.

276
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,087
Chris, look around.

277
00:16:50,483 --> 00:16:53,691
I mean, this is the life, man.
That's your problem.

278
00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:56,545
You're always rushing around,
looking for the next best thing.

279
00:16:57,463 --> 00:17:00,731
Tell me that this is not better

280
00:17:00,766 --> 00:17:03,700
than your shitty
Tarzana apartment.

281
00:17:05,726 --> 00:17:06,337
Am I wrong?

282
00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:07,372
Yes!

283
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:09,585
Not about that.

284
00:17:10,219 --> 00:17:11,718
Let's fucking go.

285
00:17:12,176 --> 00:17:14,710
No! I don't want it!
Come on!

286
00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:17,381
Yes, ma'am.

287
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:21,852
Grab the electronics.

288
00:17:21,887 --> 00:17:23,757
I'll go upstairs
and check the bedrooms.

289
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:24,716
What the hell?

290
00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:27,185
Hey! What the hell
is going on?

291
00:18:30,056 --> 00:18:32,957
Whoa-ho-ho-ho.

292
00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:34,292
Got you, you fuck.

293
00:18:34,327 --> 00:18:36,859
- Son of a bitch.
- Harry!

294
00:18:39,723 --> 00:18:40,822
- Harry!
- Harry?

295
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,976
He's back!

296
00:18:43,012 --> 00:18:44,078
Come on.

297
00:18:44,337 --> 00:18:45,604
Hey, monkey!

298
00:18:48,842 --> 00:18:50,241
Huh?

299
00:18:53,613 --> 00:18:55,646
Harry! Get--

300
00:18:56,683 --> 00:18:58,983
Harry, get down here!

301
00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:05,990
Oh, fuck.

302
00:19:06,025 --> 00:19:07,159
Harry, go!

303
00:19:10,096 --> 00:19:12,865
Harry, Harry, Harry!

304
00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:15,634
Get the fuck off me!

305
00:19:15,669 --> 00:19:16,734
Get the fuck off!

306
00:19:19,173 --> 00:19:22,273
Keys, keys, your keys!
Gimme the keys!

307
00:19:36,223 --> 00:19:38,023
<i>Putain.</i>

308
00:19:47,902 --> 00:19:50,344
Holy shit!
Can you believe that?

309
00:19:50,461 --> 00:19:52,872
I mean, I've never seen 'em
come back twice.

310
00:19:52,907 --> 00:19:54,773
What are the fucking odds?

311
00:19:54,809 --> 00:19:56,610
- Do you think this is funny?
- What?

312
00:19:56,645 --> 00:19:58,043
No! My adrenaline is
just through the roof!

313
00:19:58,078 --> 00:20:00,844
I mean, I hit a guy
with a fucking water jug!

314
00:20:00,981 --> 00:20:02,615
This is fucking crazy.

315
00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:03,850
We almost got killed, Harry.

316
00:20:03,885 --> 00:20:05,384
- What?
- That guy wanted to fucking kill me.

317
00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:06,418
He wasn't gonna kill you.

318
00:20:06,453 --> 00:20:08,721
Yes, he was! Are you insane?

319
00:20:08,756 --> 00:20:10,289
This is why I don't wanna
do this shit anymore.

320
00:20:10,324 --> 00:20:12,191
Hey, relax!
We're alive, aren't we?

321
00:20:12,226 --> 00:20:13,959
- We're here.
- I'm going.

322
00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:15,461
- Wait, wait wait.
- What, Harry?

323
00:20:15,496 --> 00:20:17,547
I got a job
in Toluca Lake tomorrow.

324
00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:20,789
You're kidding, right?

325
00:20:20,938 --> 00:20:22,735
- This some kinda fucking joke?
- Wait, wait, wait!

326
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:24,537
It's a gold mine,
I swear to God.

327
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,438
No!

328
00:20:26,797 --> 00:20:28,607
No! I'm done!

329
00:20:28,642 --> 00:20:30,242
Okay, I told you, man.

330
00:20:30,277 --> 00:20:31,678
I don't wanna risk my life

331
00:20:31,713 --> 00:20:34,973
for some fucking jewelry
and out-of-date laptops.

332
00:20:35,009 --> 00:20:36,816
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't you want your cash?

333
00:20:36,851 --> 00:20:38,552
No! You can keep it.

334
00:20:38,587 --> 00:20:40,025
- Wait!
- What?

335
00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:42,642
Are you coming to Grandma's
on Sunday?

336
00:20:44,592 --> 00:20:46,992
Yeah, I'll be there.

337
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,429
Hey, if you close that door
there's no coming back.

338
00:20:51,861 --> 00:20:54,334
<i>They say you can't have
rainbows without a little rain.</i>

339
00:20:54,369 --> 00:20:56,036
<i>I think rainbows are overrated.</i>

340
00:20:56,071 --> 00:20:58,104
<i>- If I got to choose...</i>
- He'll be back.

341
00:20:58,139 --> 00:21:00,440
<i>...I'd pick sunshine every day.</i>

342
00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:02,142
<i>Hey, it's Chris.</i>

343
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,243
<i>Leave a message</i>

344
00:21:03,278 --> 00:21:05,312
<i>or just text me
like a regular person.</i>

345
00:21:06,715 --> 00:21:09,482
Hey, where are you?
The job's at noon.

346
00:21:09,517 --> 00:21:11,985
I'll text the address.

347
00:21:12,259 --> 00:21:14,988
Maybe I'll forgive you
for all the shit you said.

348
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:26,334
<i>At the tone,
please record your message.</i>

349
00:21:27,435 --> 00:21:28,902
Chris, what the fuck?

350
00:21:29,228 --> 00:21:32,105
I mean, it's noon.
It's actually past noon.

351
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:33,741
I'm starting to think you
were actually being serious

352
00:21:33,776 --> 00:21:36,142
about all the crazy shit
you were saying yesterday.

353
00:21:37,928 --> 00:21:41,415
Maybe you're on your way.
I'll wait a little bit longer.

354
00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:07,675
<i>At the tone,
please record your message.</i>

355
00:22:08,879 --> 00:22:10,779
Chris, you fucking blew it.

356
00:22:10,885 --> 00:22:12,214
I'm telling you,
you fucking blew it.

357
00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:14,666
I mean, don't even
think about showing up.

358
00:22:14,784 --> 00:22:16,717
8-7-8-9, 8-7-8-9.

359
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,020
If I find a billion dollars
in a briefcase,

360
00:22:19,055 --> 00:22:21,371
I'm not fucking
sharing it with you.

361
00:22:22,198 --> 00:22:24,760
I mean, I don't even give a fuck
if we're cousins.

362
00:22:25,035 --> 00:22:26,193
You know what?
You know what else?

363
00:22:26,228 --> 00:22:28,862
<i>- To listen to your message...</i>
- Fuck you!

364
00:22:44,347 --> 00:22:45,479
Shit.

365
00:23:41,739 --> 00:23:43,105
Ah, crap.

366
00:23:56,187 --> 00:23:57,520
<i>♪ A-one, two, three, four ♪</i>

367
00:24:00,825 --> 00:24:02,925
<i>♪ Well, way down south ♪</i>

368
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,660
<i>♪ In Tennessee ♪</i>

369
00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:06,662
<i>♪ They've got a dance ♪</i>

370
00:24:06,697 --> 00:24:08,698
<i>♪ You ought to see ♪</i>

371
00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:10,366
<i>♪ They burn a hole ♪</i>

372
00:24:10,401 --> 00:24:12,201
<i>♪ Right through the floor ♪</i>

373
00:24:12,236 --> 00:24:14,470
<i>♪ And come back up ♪</i>

374
00:24:14,505 --> 00:24:16,239
<i>♪ And rock some more ♪</i>

375
00:24:16,274 --> 00:24:18,307
<i>♪ Well, diddle diddle diddle
diddle diddley Dee ♪</i>

376
00:24:18,342 --> 00:24:20,308
<i>♪ I love you, you love me ♪</i>

377
00:24:20,343 --> 00:24:23,813
<i>♪ We'll spend all night
rocking around the barn ♪</i>

378
00:24:23,848 --> 00:24:26,249
<i>♪ Well, diddle diddle diddle
diddle diddley Dee ♪</i>

379
00:24:26,284 --> 00:24:28,151
<i>♪ I love you, you love me ♪</i>

380
00:24:28,186 --> 00:24:30,753
<i>♪ We'll spend all night
rocking around the barn ♪</i>

381
00:24:33,258 --> 00:24:34,958
Ah, fuck! Holy shit!

382
00:24:35,259 --> 00:24:38,194
- Oh, fuck me.
- Oh, hey.

383
00:24:42,867 --> 00:24:44,534
Are you okay?

384
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,202
Mm-hmm.

385
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:49,559
You know,
I'm robbing you right now.

386
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,504
I basically just stole
all your shit.

387
00:24:54,669 --> 00:24:55,401
Yeah, that's cool.

388
00:24:55,437 --> 00:24:57,160
Can you close the door
on your way out?

389
00:24:58,323 --> 00:24:59,956
What are you doing?

390
00:25:00,053 --> 00:25:01,586
Waiting.

391
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,828
Are you trying to kill yourself?

392
00:25:11,027 --> 00:25:12,227
Mm-hmm.

393
00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:21,279
Yeah, these are antibiotics.

394
00:25:21,743 --> 00:25:23,443
That's not gonna do it.

395
00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:28,411
Oh, motherfucker.

396
00:25:37,956 --> 00:25:40,357
Hydrocodone.
That'll do the trick.

397
00:25:40,392 --> 00:25:41,925
Thank you.

398
00:25:45,831 --> 00:25:48,498
Can you close the door
on your way out?

399
00:25:55,707 --> 00:25:57,008
The door!

400
00:26:15,894 --> 00:26:17,394
Crazy bitch.

401
00:26:23,403 --> 00:26:25,637
<i>So here I am again.</i>

402
00:26:26,110 --> 00:26:27,409
<i>Decision time.</i>

403
00:26:27,445 --> 00:26:28,978
<i>Save someone's life,</i>

404
00:26:29,014 --> 00:26:31,998
<i>or go home and eat some popcorn
in front of my new TV.</i>

405
00:26:32,812 --> 00:26:34,979
<i>I guess you know what I chose.</i>

406
00:26:35,014 --> 00:26:37,348
Fuck! Fuck!

407
00:26:40,253 --> 00:26:41,319
Hey!

408
00:26:41,354 --> 00:26:42,420
Come on.

409
00:26:42,455 --> 00:26:44,022
There you go.

410
00:26:44,057 --> 00:26:45,990
Oh, gross.

411
00:26:49,128 --> 00:26:52,463
<i>Should I stay
or should I go now?</i>

412
00:26:54,033 --> 00:26:56,069
<i>If I go, there will be trouble.</i>

413
00:26:57,004 --> 00:26:59,810
<i>If I stay, there will be double.</i>

414
00:27:00,747 --> 00:27:02,249
<i>I love that song.</i>

415
00:27:03,209 --> 00:27:05,443
<i>I guess I'll stay, stay, stay.</i>

416
00:27:23,396 --> 00:27:27,833
<i>♪ And my eyes were closed
for most of the ride ♪</i>

417
00:27:27,868 --> 00:27:32,270
<i>♪ I crossed over
the borderline ♪</i>

418
00:27:32,305 --> 00:27:37,443
<i>♪ And I don't know
where I'm going ♪</i>

419
00:27:37,478 --> 00:27:40,011
<i>♪ But I will drive ♪</i>

420
00:27:40,047 --> 00:27:42,815
<i>♪ Mm-hmm ♪</i>

421
00:27:42,850 --> 00:27:47,686
<i>♪ And I wasn't bred
to waste my time ♪</i>

422
00:27:47,721 --> 00:27:52,257
<i>♪ Biting my tongue
and forcing a smile ♪</i>

423
00:27:52,292 --> 00:27:56,729
<i>♪ My hands are tired
and broken ♪</i>

424
00:27:56,764 --> 00:27:59,064
<i>♪ But I won't lie ♪</i>

425
00:27:59,099 --> 00:28:01,233
<i>♪ No, I won't lie ♪</i>

426
00:28:01,268 --> 00:28:03,936
<i>♪ I'm not afraid ♪</i>

427
00:28:03,971 --> 00:28:06,171
<i>♪ I'll never change ♪</i>

428
00:28:06,206 --> 00:28:08,474
<i>♪ It's in my blood ♪</i>

429
00:28:08,509 --> 00:28:10,976
<i>♪ It's in my veins ♪</i>

430
00:28:11,011 --> 00:28:13,479
<i>♪ The walls will break ♪</i>

431
00:28:13,514 --> 00:28:15,815
<i>♪ The earth will shake ♪</i>

432
00:28:15,850 --> 00:28:20,252
<i>♪ With this parade
of renegades ♪</i>

433
00:28:56,827 --> 00:28:58,259
Morning, sunshine.

434
00:28:58,497 --> 00:29:00,764
Fuck, my head fucking kills.

435
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,674
I'd offer you some painkillers,

436
00:29:02,912 --> 00:29:04,602
but I think
you threw them all up.

437
00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:10,870
What are you still doing here?

438
00:29:11,188 --> 00:29:13,907
Are you making sure
I'll blow my brains out?

439
00:29:13,942 --> 00:29:15,809
You wouldn't do that.

440
00:29:15,844 --> 00:29:17,277
Why?

441
00:29:17,312 --> 00:29:20,914
Well, women don't
generally do that.

442
00:29:21,042 --> 00:29:24,377
You know, you guys, like,
slit your wrists or take pills,

443
00:29:24,985 --> 00:29:26,786
so you look pretty when you die.

444
00:29:26,821 --> 00:29:29,622
Men, they blow their brains out
and hang themselves.

445
00:29:29,938 --> 00:29:33,707
- They did a study on it.
- Fascinating.

446
00:29:38,334 --> 00:29:40,533
Did you dress me?

447
00:29:42,537 --> 00:29:43,658
Yes.

448
00:29:43,989 --> 00:29:46,724
It felt weird, staring at
a half-dead girl's tits.

449
00:29:53,081 --> 00:29:54,448
Oh, dear God.

450
00:29:54,483 --> 00:29:56,484
Are you actually
following me everywhere?

451
00:29:56,519 --> 00:29:58,352
Why didn't you just
call the cops and leave?

452
00:29:58,387 --> 00:29:59,820
Well, I was going to,

453
00:29:59,855 --> 00:30:01,822
but you said you'd
rat me out if I called.

454
00:30:01,857 --> 00:30:03,657
- I did?
- You did.

455
00:30:03,692 --> 00:30:05,559
So what's your plan then?

456
00:30:05,594 --> 00:30:08,295
You know, you can't just
babysit me forever.

457
00:30:08,330 --> 00:30:12,032
You say that like you think
I actually have a plan.

458
00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:15,024
So, I mean, why do you wanna
kill yourself anyways?

459
00:30:16,272 --> 00:30:19,440
- You're joking, right?
- Never mind.

460
00:30:19,475 --> 00:30:22,676
You think I'm gonna have a
heart-to-heart with you now?

461
00:30:22,711 --> 00:30:24,711
I said never mind.

462
00:30:27,684 --> 00:30:29,950
<i>At the tone,
please record your message.</i>

463
00:30:35,991 --> 00:30:38,359
- What is it?
- Nothing.

464
00:30:47,036 --> 00:30:49,004
Want me to turn that on for you?

465
00:30:49,039 --> 00:30:50,119
Nope.

466
00:30:50,372 --> 00:30:52,574
You just wanna stare
at a blank screen?

467
00:30:52,609 --> 00:30:53,608
Mm-hmm.

468
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:59,981
- Oh, my God.
- Are you hungry?

469
00:31:00,016 --> 00:31:01,583
I mean, do you need to eat?

470
00:31:01,618 --> 00:31:03,518
I don't know what the protocol
is after almost dying.

471
00:31:03,553 --> 00:31:06,253
- Are you supposed to eat?
- I couldn't tell you.

472
00:31:06,288 --> 00:31:07,756
You know what?
Let's look it up.

473
00:31:07,791 --> 00:31:09,994
- Good.
- Mm-hmm.

474
00:31:10,359 --> 00:31:12,294
How do you even word that?

475
00:31:13,629 --> 00:31:15,931
Is it okay to eat
after almost dying?

476
00:31:15,966 --> 00:31:17,566
<i>I do not need to eat anything.</i>

477
00:31:17,601 --> 00:31:19,701
<i>I am only here to serve.</i>

478
00:31:19,736 --> 00:31:21,269
Should I look up food
and OD-ing?

479
00:31:21,304 --> 00:31:22,703
That's what I'll do.

480
00:31:23,907 --> 00:31:25,073
What are you supposed to eat

481
00:31:25,108 --> 00:31:27,108
after almost OD-ing
on painkillers?

482
00:31:27,143 --> 00:31:28,944
<i>You should probably
go to the hospital.</i>

483
00:31:28,979 --> 00:31:32,143
Oh, my God, I'll eat.
Just stop talking, both of you.

484
00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:38,260
- Pasta?
- Don't care.

485
00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:40,889
- Eggs?
- Whatever.

486
00:31:42,727 --> 00:31:44,464
Half a sandwich?

487
00:31:45,356 --> 00:31:46,362
Eww.

488
00:31:46,409 --> 00:31:47,510
Mmm.

489
00:31:48,165 --> 00:31:50,665
Uh, let's go eggs.

490
00:31:52,068 --> 00:31:53,968
Breakfast for dinner.

491
00:31:55,072 --> 00:31:56,571
Where are your pans?

492
00:31:58,943 --> 00:32:00,709
You're a lot of help.

493
00:32:02,346 --> 00:32:04,046
Oh, there we go.

494
00:32:04,081 --> 00:32:07,589
I take it your boyfriend does
most of the cooking around here.

495
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:08,650
What?

496
00:32:08,685 --> 00:32:10,652
The guy who lives here,
is he not your boyfriend?

497
00:32:10,687 --> 00:32:13,675
I mean, all the preppy attire
in the closet.

498
00:32:14,124 --> 00:32:15,890
Oh.

499
00:32:16,605 --> 00:32:19,604
Yeah, no, we're not
together anymore.

500
00:32:20,598 --> 00:32:22,198
Really?

501
00:32:22,233 --> 00:32:23,398
That was fast.

502
00:32:23,433 --> 00:32:24,866
What was fast?

503
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:26,371
Saw him here a couple days ago.

504
00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:30,814
I don't pick places at random.
I scope 'em out.

505
00:32:31,433 --> 00:32:34,410
Make sure there's no gun owners
or mean doggies.

506
00:32:35,683 --> 00:32:37,079
I don't wanna get myself killed.

507
00:32:37,114 --> 00:32:38,381
How thoughtful of you.

508
00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:40,016
I mean, that guy?

509
00:32:40,051 --> 00:32:42,785
He drives a Prius and drinks
green smoothies for breakfast.

510
00:32:42,820 --> 00:32:45,688
Definitely not a gun owner,
am I right?

511
00:32:45,723 --> 00:32:47,290
You are.

512
00:32:47,325 --> 00:32:48,891
Where are your knives and forks?

513
00:32:48,926 --> 00:32:50,294
I don't know.

514
00:32:50,329 --> 00:32:52,394
Again, no help.

515
00:32:55,199 --> 00:32:56,532
So?

516
00:32:58,002 --> 00:32:59,317
So what?

517
00:33:00,137 --> 00:33:01,238
So when did it happen?

518
00:33:01,273 --> 00:33:02,773
Jesus Christ, dude.

519
00:33:02,808 --> 00:33:05,574
You ask more questions
than my fucking therapist.

520
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:06,917
You have a therapist?

521
00:33:07,668 --> 00:33:09,007
You should get your money back.

522
00:33:09,058 --> 00:33:10,286
Ha ha.

523
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,306
It happened this morning.

524
00:33:15,821 --> 00:33:16,886
Shit.

525
00:33:16,921 --> 00:33:18,864
Yeah, we were engaged.

526
00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:22,183
Double shit. I'm sorry.

527
00:33:32,371 --> 00:33:34,071
That's a lot of salt.

528
00:33:34,574 --> 00:33:35,238
What?

529
00:33:35,273 --> 00:33:37,301
Do you always use
that much salt?

530
00:33:37,609 --> 00:33:39,209
Yeah. Salt makes everything
taste better.

531
00:33:39,244 --> 00:33:40,677
Well, it's not good for you.

532
00:33:40,712 --> 00:33:42,746
Why? It's natural.
It's from the earth.

533
00:33:42,781 --> 00:33:44,114
Why wouldn't it be good for you?

534
00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,512
It's just not.

535
00:33:45,817 --> 00:33:47,918
For someone who tried to kill
themselves a couple hours ago,

536
00:33:47,953 --> 00:33:50,208
you sure are worried
about your sodium intake.

537
00:33:51,274 --> 00:33:54,743
Who would wanna kill themselves
when salt and butter exist?

538
00:33:54,779 --> 00:33:57,872
I mean, these right here
are two reasons to live.

539
00:34:00,321 --> 00:34:02,522
You're a hoot and a half.

540
00:34:10,539 --> 00:34:11,938
Ah!

541
00:34:15,815 --> 00:34:18,049
<i>At the tone,
please record your message.</i>

542
00:34:19,318 --> 00:34:21,051
Are you fucking kidding me?

543
00:34:21,157 --> 00:34:22,970
Answer your phone, Peter!

544
00:34:23,006 --> 00:34:26,089
Be a fucking man
and answer your goddamn phone!

545
00:34:26,124 --> 00:34:27,524
Asshole.

546
00:34:29,932 --> 00:34:31,669
Oh, my God.

547
00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:34,191
You okay?

548
00:34:35,701 --> 00:34:38,368
You wanna get high?

549
00:34:38,403 --> 00:34:39,504
Yes, please.

550
00:34:40,489 --> 00:34:41,873
I mean...

551
00:34:41,908 --> 00:34:43,741
the guy actually thinks
he's gonna be happy

552
00:34:43,775 --> 00:34:45,309
working at a temp job.

553
00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:46,911
Yeah, fucking right.

554
00:34:47,256 --> 00:34:49,312
I mean, who's ever happy
at a temp job?

555
00:34:49,347 --> 00:34:50,782
No one.

556
00:34:50,817 --> 00:34:53,951
Who's ever happy ever, you know?

557
00:34:57,590 --> 00:35:00,792
I mean, it just doesn't
make sense to me.

558
00:35:00,827 --> 00:35:02,058
He has all this knowledge.

559
00:35:02,094 --> 00:35:04,529
He knows shit about shit,
you know?

560
00:35:04,564 --> 00:35:07,632
He even knows about fishes.

561
00:35:07,667 --> 00:35:09,667
I mean, not just fishes.

562
00:35:09,702 --> 00:35:11,969
He knows about everything.

563
00:35:13,172 --> 00:35:14,373
What?

564
00:35:14,775 --> 00:35:15,840
Fish.

565
00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:18,042
- "Fish" is already plural.
- Fishes.

566
00:35:18,077 --> 00:35:20,045
"Fishes,"
I don't think that's a word.

567
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,413
You're so high.

568
00:35:22,448 --> 00:35:24,315
What? Just a little.

569
00:35:24,350 --> 00:35:26,717
You're really stoned.

570
00:35:26,752 --> 00:35:28,686
It's okay.
Don't get weird about it.

571
00:35:28,721 --> 00:35:32,256
I'm high too.
Self-medication is key, bruh.

572
00:35:36,363 --> 00:35:40,165
- Hey, I got a question.
- Hmm?

573
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,333
Why the bathtub?

574
00:35:42,368 --> 00:35:43,546
What?

575
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,412
Why kill yourself
in the bathtub?

576
00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:48,841
I just figured
if the pills didn't take,

577
00:35:48,876 --> 00:35:50,776
you know, maybe I'd drown.

578
00:35:51,951 --> 00:35:54,046
There's a pool right here.

579
00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:57,215
Oh.

580
00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:59,218
I didn't think about it.

581
00:36:02,122 --> 00:36:03,922
My mistake.

582
00:36:07,094 --> 00:36:08,293
Fishers.

583
00:36:08,328 --> 00:36:11,063
Fishers.
Fishermen.

584
00:36:11,098 --> 00:36:12,702
Fishies.

585
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:14,333
Fisheesh--

586
00:36:14,368 --> 00:36:15,667
- Facetious.
- "Fa-she-sess."

587
00:36:15,702 --> 00:36:17,636
- It's facetious.
- "Fa-she-sess."

588
00:36:17,671 --> 00:36:20,272
- Is that right?
- No, it's totally not right.

589
00:36:20,307 --> 00:36:22,875
I mean, I wouldn't say I have a
horrible relationship with her,

590
00:36:22,910 --> 00:36:24,743
but it's definitely not
healthy-healthy,

591
00:36:24,778 --> 00:36:26,945
and she's my mom,
and I love her,

592
00:36:26,980 --> 00:36:28,580
but sometimes I just wanna
throw her in a home.

593
00:36:28,615 --> 00:36:29,915
Oh, God, amen.

594
00:36:29,950 --> 00:36:31,717
I mean, people always
make you feel bad,

595
00:36:31,752 --> 00:36:34,052
like your mom gave birth to you,

596
00:36:34,087 --> 00:36:35,420
and it's like I'm 30 years old.

597
00:36:35,455 --> 00:36:37,523
I didn't realize
that being born,

598
00:36:37,558 --> 00:36:40,025
you have to be eternally
in debt to someone.

599
00:36:41,562 --> 00:36:43,897
Oh, my God. I can't--

600
00:36:43,932 --> 00:36:46,032
I can't pee
with you standing here.

601
00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:49,135
- Why?
- 'Cause I'm like pee shy,

602
00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:50,302
and I'm freaked out.

603
00:36:50,337 --> 00:36:52,437
It's just freaking me out
right now.

604
00:36:52,472 --> 00:36:53,839
Well, I don't like it either,

605
00:36:53,874 --> 00:36:56,743
but we both know
you can't be trusted alone.

606
00:36:56,778 --> 00:36:58,678
Can you make water sounds?

607
00:36:58,713 --> 00:37:00,280
- Water sounds?
- Yeah.

608
00:37:00,315 --> 00:37:03,416
- Just turn the faucet on.
- No, no, just make the noise.

609
00:37:03,451 --> 00:37:05,022
Just make the noise.

610
00:37:07,188 --> 00:37:08,188
Yeah.

611
00:37:08,890 --> 00:37:11,336
Ah, okay, thank you.

612
00:37:14,796 --> 00:37:16,930
What was I talking about?

613
00:37:17,113 --> 00:37:19,398
I don't know.
Something about your mom.

614
00:37:19,867 --> 00:37:21,953
Uh, for giving birth to you?

615
00:37:22,704 --> 00:37:24,571
- No.
- Oh.

616
00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:27,774
Why is it always
the smallest girl

617
00:37:27,809 --> 00:37:29,442
who survives in these movies?

618
00:37:29,477 --> 00:37:32,378
- What do you mean?
- It's always the skinny girl

619
00:37:32,413 --> 00:37:35,549
who's, like, disheveled,
but not actually disheveled,

620
00:37:35,584 --> 00:37:37,318
like day two of Coachella
disheveled,

621
00:37:37,353 --> 00:37:38,953
and then the bad guy's
always like,

622
00:37:38,988 --> 00:37:41,921
"Can't grab tiny ankles
with giant hands."

623
00:37:41,956 --> 00:37:44,758
It's like her ankles are covered
in grease or something.

624
00:37:45,026 --> 00:37:46,327
Yeah, you're right.

625
00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:48,937
Like this girl. Watch.
Come here.

626
00:37:49,263 --> 00:37:50,897
Look, he's grabbing her,
grabbing.

627
00:37:50,932 --> 00:37:52,599
She's like, "Let me go!"

628
00:37:52,634 --> 00:37:54,133
Bam! She escapes.

629
00:37:54,168 --> 00:37:57,404
Holy shit. That's so true.

630
00:37:57,516 --> 00:37:59,449
Greased ankles.

631
00:38:00,754 --> 00:38:03,148
It's annoying

632
00:38:04,424 --> 00:38:06,591
and offensive to everyone else.

633
00:38:42,101 --> 00:38:43,700
You texting him?

634
00:38:45,587 --> 00:38:46,788
Are you?

635
00:38:49,625 --> 00:38:51,009
It's not your business.

636
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:53,460
Don't text him.

637
00:38:53,496 --> 00:38:55,930
Gosh, I don't why you think
I'm gonna listen to you.

638
00:38:55,965 --> 00:38:57,832
Well, I just figured
if I keep saying shit,

639
00:38:57,867 --> 00:38:59,966
maybe something will stick.

640
00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:06,916
I mean, honestly, what--
what is your plan here?

641
00:39:08,087 --> 00:39:09,285
What?

642
00:39:09,321 --> 00:39:11,245
I'm gonna kill myself, Harry.

643
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,548
I am, whether it be
tonight or tomorrow

644
00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:15,717
or the day after that,
it's gonna happen.

645
00:39:15,752 --> 00:39:17,752
And you can ramble at me
all you want,

646
00:39:17,787 --> 00:39:19,120
and you can watch me
like a hawk,

647
00:39:19,155 --> 00:39:20,855
but it's not gonna
change anything.

648
00:39:20,890 --> 00:39:22,924
I don't wanna be here.
Why don't you get that?

649
00:39:22,959 --> 00:39:24,926
- That's not true.
- It is true!

650
00:39:24,961 --> 00:39:27,394
It is, and it's selfish of you
to make me stay.

651
00:39:27,429 --> 00:39:29,229
I guess I'm selfish then.

652
00:39:31,367 --> 00:39:32,696
Oh, my God.

653
00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:36,237
Stop following me!

654
00:39:36,272 --> 00:39:38,238
I just don't understand
why anyone would wanna die.

655
00:39:38,273 --> 00:39:41,476
Well, you know what?
It's not for you to understand.

656
00:39:44,714 --> 00:39:46,280
Shit.

657
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,387
I don't know
why you care so much.

658
00:39:52,422 --> 00:39:53,755
You don't even know me.

659
00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:55,783
I know.
I mean, I don't know either.

660
00:39:56,726 --> 00:39:58,127
Look, I'm gonna do it, okay?

661
00:39:58,162 --> 00:39:59,795
And there's nothing
that you can do or say

662
00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:01,329
that's gonna stop it
from happening.

663
00:40:01,364 --> 00:40:04,132
Just stop making it
so fucking difficult.

664
00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:06,634
- I just think--
- Please just stop!

665
00:40:06,669 --> 00:40:07,936
Please.

666
00:40:07,971 --> 00:40:09,437
Fine. I mean,
if that's what you want.

667
00:40:09,472 --> 00:40:11,339
It is what I want.

668
00:40:14,411 --> 00:40:16,078
One condition.

669
00:40:16,113 --> 00:40:17,445
You need a last meal.

670
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,615
- What?
- A last meal.

671
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:21,851
Go big or go home.

672
00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:23,252
Wait. You are home.

673
00:40:23,287 --> 00:40:25,254
Look, even prisoners
get a last meal.

674
00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:26,722
You need one.

675
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,457
God, what is your deal
with food?

676
00:40:28,492 --> 00:40:30,626
Dude, you're like obsessed
or something.

677
00:40:30,661 --> 00:40:32,261
I'm pretty sure
you're the only person on Earth

678
00:40:32,296 --> 00:40:34,563
who isn't obsessed with food.

679
00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,398
Look, I'll cook for you,

680
00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:38,916
and if you still wanna
kill yourself after, I'll leave.

681
00:40:38,952 --> 00:40:39,953
Deal?

682
00:40:40,670 --> 00:40:44,105
Is this like you asking me out
in some weird, fucked-up way?

683
00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:45,741
- What?
- I don't know.

684
00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:48,010
It just feels like you're
cooking me dinner and stuff.

685
00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:49,845
- It's kind of...
- No, it's like you said.

686
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,747
- The food obsession thing.
- Okay.

687
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:53,147
Come on.

688
00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:56,285
So all I have to do is eat.
That's it?

689
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,154
- That's it.
- And then you'll go away,

690
00:40:58,189 --> 00:40:59,488
and you'll let me die in peace.

691
00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:00,723
Yes.

692
00:41:01,237 --> 00:41:02,358
God, fine.

693
00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:04,126
But make it super fancy.

694
00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:06,762
Is filet mignon
fancy enough for you?

695
00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:08,531
Yeah. Peter's a vegetarian,

696
00:41:08,566 --> 00:41:11,500
so good luck finding that
in this house.

697
00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:12,969
Figures.

698
00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:16,640
Come on, I have an idea.

699
00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:18,073
- No.
- Come on.

700
00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:20,176
- Come on.
- Oh, God.

701
00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:26,848
- No.
- Why? If you die,

702
00:41:26,884 --> 00:41:28,729
I'll just be doing you
a favor, right?

703
00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:44,167
- You're going too fast.
- You're welcome.

704
00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:46,837
<i>♪ I've been down
and out of luck ♪</i>

705
00:41:46,872 --> 00:41:48,605
<i>♪ Most of my days ♪</i>

706
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,807
<i>♪ Spent all my innocence
wrestling with the devil ♪</i>

707
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:54,010
<i>♪ In my way ♪</i>

708
00:41:55,213 --> 00:41:58,281
<i>♪ My own prison, behind bars ♪</i>

709
00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:01,251
<i>♪ Learned a thing or two
about breaking hearts ♪</i>

710
00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:06,122
<i>♪ And listening to the silence
through all the rage ♪</i>

711
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:08,024
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

712
00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:16,733
Hey, so how often
do you have to feed fish?

713
00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:18,602
What, like in the ocean?

714
00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:21,470
- No, like a pet fish.
- I don't know.

715
00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:25,508
I mean, I think people feed them
pretty much like every day.

716
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:26,576
Really?

717
00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:29,112
I think so. I don't know.

718
00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:31,520
Daisy?

719
00:42:32,115 --> 00:42:35,051
Oh, my goodness!
I thought it was you!

720
00:42:35,356 --> 00:42:36,794
Anna, hey, yeah.

721
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,688
How you doing?
You okay?

722
00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:41,024
- Yeah, I'm good.
- You remember Michael?

723
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,993
- Good to see you.
- Yeah.

724
00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:44,562
Good to see you.

725
00:42:44,597 --> 00:42:46,197
Is this your new boyfriend?

726
00:42:47,144 --> 00:42:48,832
God, no.
No, that's Harry.

727
00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:50,367
He broke into my house

728
00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:52,135
and now he's apparently
kidnapping me.

729
00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:54,973
Oh, honey,
you've always been so funny.

730
00:42:55,174 --> 00:42:57,108
How you doing though?
You okay?

731
00:42:57,143 --> 00:42:58,776
- Yeah, I'm good.
- Yeah? You sure?

732
00:42:58,811 --> 00:42:59,911
Yes! Jesus!

733
00:42:59,946 --> 00:43:01,946
We should do coffee sometime.

734
00:43:01,981 --> 00:43:04,348
Okay? You still have
the same number?

735
00:43:04,383 --> 00:43:07,018
- We gotta go. Yeah.
- I'll text you.

736
00:43:07,053 --> 00:43:09,420
I'm so sorry
about you and Peter.

737
00:43:47,928 --> 00:43:49,526
You okay?

738
00:43:51,330 --> 00:43:53,465
- You ask me that too much.
- I do?

739
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,667
Yeah. It's a dumb question.

740
00:43:55,702 --> 00:43:57,168
Fair enough.

741
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,274
You're a fucking coward, Pete!
I hate you!

742
00:44:03,309 --> 00:44:04,776
God, I fucking hate you!

743
00:44:04,811 --> 00:44:08,446
Don't you ever think about
calling me again, okay?

744
00:44:18,157 --> 00:44:21,493
Hey, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm upset.

745
00:44:21,528 --> 00:44:24,463
I really need to talk to you,
so please call me.

746
00:44:24,498 --> 00:44:25,730
Please.

747
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,773
Don't.

748
00:44:34,808 --> 00:44:35,941
I didn't say anything.

749
00:44:35,976 --> 00:44:37,642
Dinner at seven.

750
00:44:38,755 --> 00:44:40,381
Is that what you're wearing?

751
00:44:45,852 --> 00:44:46,919
What's wrong with this?

752
00:44:47,404 --> 00:44:49,121
Nothing.

753
00:44:49,156 --> 00:44:50,790
Is there something wrong
with what I'm wearing?

754
00:44:50,824 --> 00:44:52,458
No, not at all.

755
00:44:53,039 --> 00:44:55,615
I just thought maybe you'd wanna
look better when you die.

756
00:44:57,932 --> 00:44:59,899
Am I supposed to like dress up?

757
00:45:00,073 --> 00:45:01,773
You can do whatever you want.

758
00:45:01,886 --> 00:45:03,819
It's not my last meal,
it's yours.

759
00:45:29,130 --> 00:45:31,864
Well, look what the pussycat
dragged in.

760
00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:33,466
<i>Look, hey, I got your messages.</i>

761
00:45:33,501 --> 00:45:35,368
I'm sorry, man.

762
00:45:35,403 --> 00:45:37,136
I just didn't want this
to end weirdly.

763
00:45:37,171 --> 00:45:38,204
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

764
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:39,272
I can't hear you.

765
00:45:39,307 --> 00:45:40,473
I'm too busy rolling around

766
00:45:40,508 --> 00:45:42,475
in a giant pile
of hundred dollar bills.

767
00:45:42,510 --> 00:45:44,777
<i>That's good. I'm glad to hear.</i>

768
00:45:44,812 --> 00:45:48,081
<i>What's all that music?
You're having a party?</i>

769
00:45:48,116 --> 00:45:50,383
What? No, I'm working out.

770
00:45:50,418 --> 00:45:51,851
Oh, that's less exciting.

771
00:45:51,886 --> 00:45:53,152
<i>Gotta fit into the one suit
I have.</i>

772
00:45:53,187 --> 00:45:54,420
<i>You took the rest of 'em.</i>

773
00:45:54,455 --> 00:45:56,089
So I take it
you're not coming back.

774
00:45:56,124 --> 00:45:57,124
<i>Nah, man.</i>

775
00:45:57,603 --> 00:45:59,930
I'm not. I'm sorry.

776
00:46:00,975 --> 00:46:02,161
Your funeral.

777
00:46:02,196 --> 00:46:03,296
<i>Hey, listen.</i>

778
00:46:06,969 --> 00:46:08,802
Thanks for everything, Har.

779
00:46:08,837 --> 00:46:10,169
It was really fun.

780
00:46:11,796 --> 00:46:14,241
Yeah.
Yeah, it was all right.

781
00:46:14,276 --> 00:46:15,943
<i>And I'll still see you
all the time.</i>

782
00:46:16,695 --> 00:46:19,312
You know, it's just not gonna
be running away from people

783
00:46:19,347 --> 00:46:20,446
trying to kill me.

784
00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:22,748
Yeah.

785
00:46:22,783 --> 00:46:25,018
Well, hey, man, have fun
at that fucking paper job

786
00:46:25,053 --> 00:46:26,486
or whatever the shit it is.

787
00:46:26,521 --> 00:46:28,321
<i>Try not to die of boredom.</i>

788
00:46:28,357 --> 00:46:30,724
- I'll try not to, man.
<i>- All right, man.</i>

789
00:46:30,759 --> 00:46:32,826
Listen, I gotta run.

790
00:46:32,861 --> 00:46:33,894
<i>Oh.</i>

791
00:46:33,929 --> 00:46:36,130
Okay. Uh...

792
00:46:36,492 --> 00:46:38,347
I'll see you at
Grandma's thing, right?

793
00:46:38,383 --> 00:46:40,499
Yeah, man.
I'll see you then.

794
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,236
- Bye, dude.
<i>- Later, man.</i>

795
00:46:56,485 --> 00:46:58,653
<i>♪ My, my-my ♪</i>

796
00:46:58,688 --> 00:47:01,755
<i>♪ My mama raised me right ♪</i>

797
00:47:01,790 --> 00:47:03,790
<i>♪ I've always been
the honest type ♪</i>

798
00:47:03,825 --> 00:47:06,126
<i>♪ You, you-you ♪</i>

799
00:47:06,161 --> 00:47:07,762
<i>♪ You crashed into my life ♪</i>

800
00:47:07,797 --> 00:47:09,664
<i>♪ And ever since that night ♪</i>

801
00:47:09,699 --> 00:47:12,733
♪ <i>I just can't say</i>
<i>what I'm thinking ♪</i>

802
00:47:12,768 --> 00:47:18,238
<i>♪ Wake up, this dream is
getting hard to believe that ♪</i>

803
00:47:18,274 --> 00:47:19,907
<i>♪ I'm on your mind ♪</i>

804
00:47:19,942 --> 00:47:21,742
<i>♪ You've been teasing
all this time ♪</i>

805
00:47:21,777 --> 00:47:25,680
<i>♪ We ain't crossed
a single line ♪</i>

806
00:47:25,715 --> 00:47:29,184
<i>♪ We both don't know
what's gonna happen ♪</i>

807
00:47:29,219 --> 00:47:30,584
<i>♪ While we lay low ♪</i>

808
00:47:30,619 --> 00:47:32,887
<i>♪ Ain't nothing gonna happen ♪</i>

809
00:47:32,922 --> 00:47:34,856
<i>♪ Till you say so ♪</i>

810
00:47:34,891 --> 00:47:38,259
<i>♪ Are you feeling
what I'm feeling ♪</i>

811
00:47:38,294 --> 00:47:42,096
<i>♪ Don't tell me
that you don't know ♪</i>

812
00:47:42,131 --> 00:47:45,967
<i>♪ Whoa oh ♪</i>

813
00:47:46,002 --> 00:47:47,869
<i>♪ Whoa oh, whoa oh ♪</i>

814
00:47:47,904 --> 00:47:49,404
<i>♪ Don't know ♪</i>

815
00:47:49,439 --> 00:47:52,005
<i>♪ Whoa oh, whoa oh ♪</i>

816
00:48:03,319 --> 00:48:05,653
Don't laugh, okay?

817
00:48:09,025 --> 00:48:10,892
Wow.

818
00:48:10,927 --> 00:48:12,501
Ugh.

819
00:48:12,895 --> 00:48:14,395
I look ridiculous.

820
00:48:14,430 --> 00:48:16,030
- No, no, you don't.
- I do.

821
00:48:16,065 --> 00:48:19,300
I look like one of those girls
in the movie they make over

822
00:48:19,335 --> 00:48:20,556
out of pity.

823
00:48:21,938 --> 00:48:23,329
No, you look...

824
00:48:24,073 --> 00:48:25,706
You look amazing.

825
00:48:28,354 --> 00:48:30,620
This is fancy, all right.

826
00:48:31,313 --> 00:48:33,582
You wanted fancy, you get fancy.

827
00:48:33,617 --> 00:48:34,649
Please.

828
00:48:36,052 --> 00:48:37,952
Oh, thank you.

829
00:48:41,791 --> 00:48:42,932
What?

830
00:48:43,359 --> 00:48:46,128
Nothing.
This is just very datey.

831
00:48:46,163 --> 00:48:48,158
So what if it is?
Whatever.

832
00:48:48,970 --> 00:48:50,331
Nice suit.

833
00:48:50,366 --> 00:48:51,867
Oh, this old thing.

834
00:48:52,337 --> 00:48:54,637
Did you just find it
lying around?

835
00:48:54,672 --> 00:48:57,406
That's exactly where I found it.

836
00:49:00,110 --> 00:49:01,342
Oh.

837
00:49:02,479 --> 00:49:04,913
- To you.
- To me?

838
00:49:04,947 --> 00:49:06,282
Yeah, this is your night.

839
00:49:06,317 --> 00:49:07,750
Please don't toast to me.

840
00:49:07,785 --> 00:49:09,225
Then what do you
wanna toast to then?

841
00:49:09,490 --> 00:49:11,690
Literally anything else.

842
00:49:13,657 --> 00:49:14,456
To me.

843
00:49:14,491 --> 00:49:16,358
God, that's even worse.

844
00:49:16,393 --> 00:49:17,760
Okay, to you.

845
00:49:17,795 --> 00:49:20,062
Harry Last-name-I-don't-know.

846
00:49:26,871 --> 00:49:28,103
Here goes nothing.

847
00:49:28,553 --> 00:49:31,053
- Good luck.
- Hah!

848
00:49:32,776 --> 00:49:34,476
- Oh, my God.
- It's good, huh?

849
00:49:34,511 --> 00:49:35,745
This is so good.

850
00:49:35,780 --> 00:49:37,447
I'll let you in
on a little secret.

851
00:49:37,716 --> 00:49:40,383
Salt. Fuckloads of it.

852
00:49:40,527 --> 00:49:42,695
Revolutionary.

853
00:49:44,756 --> 00:49:45,954
So...

854
00:49:46,349 --> 00:49:48,049
what are you gonna do
after you die?

855
00:49:48,886 --> 00:49:50,053
What do you mean?

856
00:49:50,315 --> 00:49:52,081
Like what's your first stop?

857
00:49:52,996 --> 00:49:54,230
After I die?

858
00:49:54,265 --> 00:49:55,532
Yeah.

859
00:49:55,567 --> 00:49:57,267
What, do you mean,
like, afterlife?

860
00:49:57,966 --> 00:49:58,966
Of course.

861
00:50:00,472 --> 00:50:02,372
Do you actually believe
in all that stuff?

862
00:50:04,082 --> 00:50:05,917
- What, like God?
- Yeah.

863
00:50:06,511 --> 00:50:08,878
I think so.
I mean, don't you?

864
00:50:08,913 --> 00:50:09,913
No.

865
00:50:12,217 --> 00:50:14,351
So what's the meaning
of all this then?

866
00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:15,952
See, I knew you were
gonna ask that.

867
00:50:16,714 --> 00:50:17,387
Well?

868
00:50:17,422 --> 00:50:19,433
The question doesn't
make any sense.

869
00:50:20,033 --> 00:50:20,990
Why?

870
00:50:21,025 --> 00:50:23,893
The question should be,
"How did we come to exist?"

871
00:50:23,928 --> 00:50:25,695
Or, "What can we do
while we're here?"

872
00:50:25,730 --> 00:50:28,331
To ask why we're here,
it's idiotic.

873
00:50:28,366 --> 00:50:30,400
- There's no reason.
- No reason?

874
00:50:30,435 --> 00:50:33,970
No. Humans spend
their entire life wondering,

875
00:50:34,005 --> 00:50:35,305
"Why are we here?"

876
00:50:35,340 --> 00:50:37,140
when in actuality,
we're just a bunch of monkeys

877
00:50:37,175 --> 00:50:38,742
running around on a rock,

878
00:50:38,777 --> 00:50:41,566
trying to have sex with each
other and not get blown up.

879
00:50:42,213 --> 00:50:44,214
So you don't think anything
happens after you die?

880
00:50:44,540 --> 00:50:46,402
No, it does.

881
00:50:46,438 --> 00:50:48,440
It just doesn't involve me.

882
00:50:48,687 --> 00:50:50,019
With an attitude like that,

883
00:50:50,054 --> 00:50:52,856
I know why you wouldn't
wanna stay alive.

884
00:50:52,891 --> 00:50:54,691
Hilarious.

885
00:50:54,726 --> 00:50:57,460
So if you're an atheist,
I mean, why do you wanna die?

886
00:50:57,495 --> 00:50:58,995
What's the difference?

887
00:50:59,030 --> 00:51:02,132
Like most people, they get
something after all this.

888
00:51:02,448 --> 00:51:04,649
As far as you're concerned,
this is it.

889
00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:09,214
Why would you wanna give up
the one thing you'll ever have?

890
00:51:09,674 --> 00:51:12,643
I just don't think
it's all that great.

891
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,347
So will you tell me why then?

892
00:51:16,382 --> 00:51:18,249
Tell you what?

893
00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:20,121
Why you wanna do it.

894
00:51:20,648 --> 00:51:22,933
Why do you need to know
so badly?

895
00:51:23,550 --> 00:51:24,957
I don't know.

896
00:51:25,523 --> 00:51:28,534
I guess I just want to.

897
00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:35,933
I don't know how to explain it.

898
00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:37,501
Try.

899
00:51:45,679 --> 00:51:47,243
Okay.

900
00:51:48,681 --> 00:51:51,049
You know, there's like
those moments in life

901
00:51:51,084 --> 00:51:54,753
that you'll always remember
because you were so, so happy

902
00:51:54,788 --> 00:51:57,388
you couldn't forget it
if you tried?

903
00:51:57,423 --> 00:51:58,989
Yeah.

904
00:52:01,227 --> 00:52:03,093
I've never had one of those.

905
00:52:03,128 --> 00:52:04,728
I've never felt that.

906
00:52:04,763 --> 00:52:06,230
What about when you were a kid?

907
00:52:06,265 --> 00:52:08,090
I mean, I smiled.

908
00:52:08,701 --> 00:52:11,637
I went through the motions.
I looked happy.

909
00:52:12,639 --> 00:52:16,107
But... nothing on the inside.

910
00:52:18,245 --> 00:52:19,511
Wait here.

911
00:52:34,127 --> 00:52:39,498
You know, when I was a kid,
and I'd get sad,

912
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:43,682
my mom would throw on a record
and make me dance with her.

913
00:52:43,718 --> 00:52:45,317
May I?

914
00:52:47,807 --> 00:52:52,210
<i>♪ I don't know
where you've been ♪</i>

915
00:52:55,615 --> 00:52:56,748
<i>♪ Someplace ♪</i>

916
00:52:56,783 --> 00:52:59,731
What is this song?
I like it.

917
00:53:00,086 --> 00:53:02,654
I don't know.
It's your record.

918
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,393
How do you feel right now?

919
00:53:08,428 --> 00:53:09,787
Right now?

920
00:53:10,563 --> 00:53:12,497
You still feel shitty?

921
00:53:13,301 --> 00:53:15,001
I feel...

922
00:53:15,036 --> 00:53:16,153
less shitty.

923
00:53:17,271 --> 00:53:19,270
Less shitty is good.

924
00:53:41,229 --> 00:53:46,500
<i>♪ The songs
I'd written for you ♪</i>

925
00:53:48,736 --> 00:53:54,306
<i>♪ 'Cause time and distance
won't play ♪</i>

926
00:53:57,778 --> 00:54:02,114
<i>♪ The sentiment that is true ♪</i>

927
00:54:05,653 --> 00:54:09,055
<i>♪ My old flame ♪</i>

928
00:54:09,090 --> 00:54:12,391
<i>♪ Don't put me out
with your tears ♪</i>

929
00:54:12,543 --> 00:54:15,060
No! No, no, no, no!

930
00:54:15,129 --> 00:54:16,796
I'm gonna throw you in the pool.

931
00:54:16,831 --> 00:54:18,397
You're going, you're going.

932
00:54:18,432 --> 00:54:19,698
Stop!

933
00:54:25,306 --> 00:54:27,084
You asshole!

934
00:54:28,709 --> 00:54:30,116
Oh, I knew it.

935
00:54:30,539 --> 00:54:31,843
I knew it.

936
00:54:32,446 --> 00:54:34,413
Trust my instincts.

937
00:54:34,448 --> 00:54:36,182
No, not again.

938
00:54:50,298 --> 00:54:51,365
Did you hear that?

939
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:52,443
What?

940
00:54:59,626 --> 00:55:01,525
Officers.

941
00:55:01,561 --> 00:55:03,076
Sir, we've received
a noise complaint

942
00:55:03,111 --> 00:55:05,211
from some of your neighbors.

943
00:55:05,246 --> 00:55:06,713
Yelling, loud music.

944
00:55:06,748 --> 00:55:09,616
Yeah, I just, uh...

945
00:55:09,651 --> 00:55:11,351
Sir, is everything okay?

946
00:55:11,386 --> 00:55:13,286
Yeah, everything...

947
00:55:13,321 --> 00:55:16,790
I also noticed some spray paint
on the sensor on your gate.

948
00:55:16,825 --> 00:55:19,108
Looks like it
may have been forced open.

949
00:55:19,828 --> 00:55:21,828
We've been meaning to fix it.

950
00:55:21,863 --> 00:55:23,397
Is there someone there with you?

951
00:55:27,436 --> 00:55:29,770
Yeah, there's someone here.

952
00:55:29,805 --> 00:55:32,306
Honey, is everything okay?

953
00:55:32,341 --> 00:55:34,508
Ma'am, there's been
a noise complaint.

954
00:55:35,140 --> 00:55:37,492
Oh, my God.
I am so sorry.

955
00:55:37,554 --> 00:55:39,955
You know what?
It is our one-year anniversary.

956
00:55:39,991 --> 00:55:43,624
We got a little carried away
with the wine and the music.

957
00:55:43,984 --> 00:55:45,517
I promise we'll keep it down.

958
00:55:45,655 --> 00:55:46,821
I know you guys
are just doing your job,

959
00:55:46,856 --> 00:55:49,023
and I really appreciate--
we really appreciate--

960
00:55:49,166 --> 00:55:52,001
you coming out
and letting us know.

961
00:55:55,297 --> 00:55:56,710
You know...

962
00:55:57,664 --> 00:56:00,934
some of the neighbors around
here are a little uptight,

963
00:56:01,438 --> 00:56:03,404
so we appreciate
your understanding.

964
00:56:03,439 --> 00:56:05,106
- I know, I know.
- Yeah.

965
00:56:05,141 --> 00:56:06,974
- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you.

966
00:56:07,009 --> 00:56:08,509
And please be safe tonight.

967
00:56:08,544 --> 00:56:09,510
- All right.
- All right.

968
00:56:09,545 --> 00:56:10,611
Happy anniversary, guys.

969
00:56:10,646 --> 00:56:12,313
Thank you, thank you.

970
00:56:14,716 --> 00:56:16,818
Holy shit!
Did you see their faces?

971
00:56:16,853 --> 00:56:18,386
I mean, I froze.

972
00:56:18,421 --> 00:56:19,899
How did you do that?

973
00:56:21,572 --> 00:56:24,180
You know this doesn't
change anything, don't you?

974
00:56:26,020 --> 00:56:27,253
Doesn't it?

975
00:56:29,919 --> 00:56:30,931
No.

976
00:56:35,004 --> 00:56:36,637
I think you're wrong.

977
00:56:36,672 --> 00:56:38,573
- Harry...
- I do, I do.

978
00:56:38,608 --> 00:56:39,942
I think you're making a mistake.

979
00:56:39,977 --> 00:56:42,297
I think you could be happy.

980
00:56:43,188 --> 00:56:44,278
Jesus Christ!

981
00:56:44,328 --> 00:56:46,915
You told me all I had to do
was have dinner with you!

982
00:56:46,950 --> 00:56:48,082
You said that was it!

983
00:56:48,117 --> 00:56:49,584
Yeah, well, I changed my mind.

984
00:56:49,619 --> 00:56:51,219
- You changed your mind?
- Yes!

985
00:56:51,254 --> 00:56:52,955
- It doesn't work like that!
- Why not?

986
00:56:52,990 --> 00:56:55,189
Because this is my life, Harry!

987
00:56:55,224 --> 00:56:57,291
And I decide if I fucking
wanna be a part of it or not!

988
00:56:57,326 --> 00:56:58,993
Well, I don't think
you wanna do this!

989
00:56:59,028 --> 00:57:02,097
Well, I don't think you
fucking know me at all!

990
00:57:08,372 --> 00:57:09,797
Peter!

991
00:57:10,587 --> 00:57:13,117
No, I'm sorry.
Please don't yell.

992
00:57:13,845 --> 00:57:16,411
Hold on, hold on.
I'm going outside. Hold on.

993
00:58:09,801 --> 00:58:10,801
Wait, wait!

994
00:58:11,051 --> 00:58:12,728
What are you doing?

995
00:58:13,171 --> 00:58:14,771
Why are you leaving?

996
00:58:14,806 --> 00:58:16,606
Just because
you wanna kill yourself

997
00:58:16,641 --> 00:58:18,741
doesn't mean you should jump
in front of someone else's car.

998
00:58:18,776 --> 00:58:20,809
I don't want that on my
conscience the rest of my life.

999
00:58:20,844 --> 00:58:22,678
Well, where are you going?

1000
00:58:22,713 --> 00:58:24,182
Where am I going?

1001
00:58:24,754 --> 00:58:25,849
I'm leaving, Daisy.

1002
00:58:25,885 --> 00:58:27,383
I'm doing what you
asked me to do.

1003
00:58:27,418 --> 00:58:29,052
But why?
I don't understand.

1004
00:58:29,087 --> 00:58:31,447
Are you actually this crazy?
You wanted me to go.

1005
00:58:31,526 --> 00:58:33,091
What, do you want me to stay?

1006
00:58:33,127 --> 00:58:35,557
No! No.

1007
00:58:35,592 --> 00:58:37,560
What the fuck do you want?

1008
00:58:38,908 --> 00:58:41,247
God, you're such
a fucking asshole.

1009
00:58:41,283 --> 00:58:43,807
I wanted to be dead!
That's what I fucking wanted!

1010
00:58:43,843 --> 00:58:46,182
Well, I'm not stopping you
anymore, am I?

1011
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:47,837
Fuck you, Harry!

1012
00:58:47,872 --> 00:58:49,672
Yeah, good luck!
Hope you cut vertically!

1013
00:58:49,707 --> 00:58:51,975
Go! Go!

1014
00:58:52,010 --> 00:58:54,010
Fucking go!

1015
00:58:57,249 --> 00:58:58,548
Shit!

1016
00:59:04,055 --> 00:59:05,288
Oh, you fucking idiot.

1017
00:59:05,323 --> 00:59:07,777
This is why you don't go
and help people.

1018
00:59:19,337 --> 00:59:22,106
<i>♪ Your hair, your lips ♪</i>

1019
00:59:22,141 --> 00:59:24,642
<i>♪ Things I'm gonna miss ♪</i>

1020
00:59:24,677 --> 00:59:26,176
<i>♪ Dear God ♪</i>

1021
00:59:26,211 --> 00:59:28,711
Ah, fuck it. I don't need
this shit in my life.

1022
00:59:28,746 --> 00:59:31,749
I don't need her.
I don't need my cousin.

1023
00:59:31,784 --> 00:59:34,116
I don't need anyone.

1024
00:59:35,154 --> 00:59:36,921
I'm a fucking Lone Ranger.

1025
00:59:36,956 --> 00:59:40,958
<i>♪ And the days and the days
and the days and the days ♪</i>

1026
00:59:40,993 --> 00:59:43,460
<i>♪ But I ♪</i>

1027
00:59:43,495 --> 00:59:46,030
<i>♪ I never meant
to make you cry ♪</i>

1028
00:59:46,065 --> 00:59:48,866
<i>♪ And I tried ♪</i>

1029
00:59:48,901 --> 00:59:52,069
<i>♪ To give you every bit of my ♪</i>

1030
00:59:52,104 --> 00:59:54,238
<i>♪ Heart ♪</i>

1031
00:59:54,273 --> 00:59:57,007
<i>♪ But we tore each other apart ♪</i>

1032
00:59:57,042 --> 00:59:59,710
<i>♪ You wanted time ♪</i>

1033
00:59:59,745 --> 01:00:02,546
<i>♪ It's better now
we say goodbye ♪</i>

1034
01:00:07,886 --> 01:00:10,488
<i>♪ I know your telephone calls ♪</i>

1035
01:00:10,522 --> 01:00:12,957
<i>♪ They always felt so long ♪</i>

1036
01:00:12,992 --> 01:00:14,892
<i>♪ I tried to pick you up ♪</i>

1037
01:00:14,927 --> 01:00:16,293
I don't fucking care.

1038
01:00:16,328 --> 01:00:18,629
<i>♪ Baby, you brought me down ♪</i>

1039
01:00:18,664 --> 01:00:21,498
<i>♪ And I can't be your crutch ♪</i>

1040
01:00:21,533 --> 01:00:23,934
<i>♪ Gave you way too much ♪</i>

1041
01:00:23,969 --> 01:00:26,003
Who cares?

1042
01:00:26,038 --> 01:00:29,473
You're not my fucking problem.

1043
01:00:29,508 --> 01:00:32,277
Fuck her. Fuck!

1044
01:00:32,312 --> 01:00:35,146
<i>♪ I never meant
to make you cry ♪</i>

1045
01:00:35,181 --> 01:00:37,816
<i>♪ And I tried ♪</i>

1046
01:00:37,851 --> 01:00:40,752
<i>♪ To give you every bit of my ♪</i>

1047
01:00:40,787 --> 01:00:42,988
<i>♪ Heart ♪</i>

1048
01:00:43,023 --> 01:00:45,322
<i>- ♪ We tore each other apart ♪</i>
- Come on, come on.

1049
01:00:45,357 --> 01:00:47,291
Shit! Don't do it.
Don't do it, Daisy.

1050
01:00:47,326 --> 01:00:49,059
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

1051
01:00:49,094 --> 01:00:50,861
<i>♪ Better now we say goodbye ♪</i>

1052
01:00:50,896 --> 01:00:53,565
<i>♪ It's better now
we say goodbye ♪</i>

1053
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,834
<i>♪ It's better now
we say goodbye ♪</i>

1054
01:00:55,869 --> 01:00:57,035
Shit!

1055
01:01:08,648 --> 01:01:10,081
Daisy!

1056
01:01:20,126 --> 01:01:21,627
Daisy!

1057
01:01:22,729 --> 01:01:24,462
Daisy! Daisy!

1058
01:01:31,104 --> 01:01:32,471
Fuck.

1059
01:01:51,558 --> 01:01:53,191
Daisy? Daisy!

1060
01:01:53,994 --> 01:01:55,360
Fuck.

1061
01:02:00,868 --> 01:02:02,868
Daisy! Come on.

1062
01:02:03,870 --> 01:02:05,870
Daisy? Come on, Daisy.

1063
01:02:07,041 --> 01:02:08,641
Fuck!

1064
01:02:08,676 --> 01:02:10,576
Hey, Daisy!

1065
01:02:10,611 --> 01:02:12,111
Come on.

1066
01:02:12,146 --> 01:02:14,447
<i>- Like I said...</i>
- Fuck!

1067
01:02:14,482 --> 01:02:17,282
<i>...some decisions
can be life-changing.</i>

1068
01:02:23,190 --> 01:02:24,890
Daisy? There you go.

1069
01:02:24,925 --> 01:02:26,828
Come on, there you go.

1070
01:02:26,864 --> 01:02:29,628
Come on.

1071
01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:30,830
Daisy?

1072
01:02:30,865 --> 01:02:32,689
What the fuck, man?

1073
01:02:32,725 --> 01:02:35,801
Why don't you just let me die?

1074
01:02:35,836 --> 01:02:37,669
I don't know.

1075
01:02:49,783 --> 01:02:50,917
Thanks.

1076
01:03:02,364 --> 01:03:04,730
Why do you like me?

1077
01:03:06,935 --> 01:03:08,373
I have no idea.

1078
01:03:09,904 --> 01:03:13,076
You don't have any marbles
left in your head.

1079
01:03:13,564 --> 01:03:15,365
Neither do you.

1080
01:03:15,644 --> 01:03:17,176
You're the one
who told a suicidal chick

1081
01:03:17,211 --> 01:03:19,746
another way
she could commit suicide.

1082
01:03:21,518 --> 01:03:23,405
Well, then I guess
we're both marble-less.

1083
01:03:35,715 --> 01:03:37,115
Where you going?

1084
01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:39,553
I'm letting you sleep.

1085
01:03:40,703 --> 01:03:41,764
Why?

1086
01:03:42,372 --> 01:03:45,071
'Cause it looks like
you're falling asleep.

1087
01:03:48,243 --> 01:03:50,210
Wait.

1088
01:03:54,917 --> 01:03:56,076
Can you stay?

1089
01:03:56,369 --> 01:03:57,369
Stay?

1090
01:03:59,288 --> 01:04:00,455
In here?

1091
01:04:01,028 --> 01:04:02,031
Yeah.

1092
01:04:05,293 --> 01:04:06,912
Can we just sleep?

1093
01:04:08,763 --> 01:04:10,230
Yeah.

1094
01:04:46,168 --> 01:04:47,484
Harry.

1095
01:04:48,838 --> 01:04:49,938
Harry.

1096
01:04:50,746 --> 01:04:52,813
- Harry!
- Hmm?

1097
01:04:53,075 --> 01:04:55,277
I can't sleep.

1098
01:04:59,082 --> 01:05:01,348
What do you wanna do?

1099
01:05:03,819 --> 01:05:07,366
You know earlier when I said
I've never really felt happy?

1100
01:05:08,791 --> 01:05:12,413
I lied. I did.
I felt happy one time.

1101
01:05:13,062 --> 01:05:16,464
When I was a kid, there was
this girl named Shelby,

1102
01:05:16,499 --> 01:05:19,567
who used to get bullied
by these two asshole girls.

1103
01:05:19,602 --> 01:05:21,369
And one day,
they were yelling at her

1104
01:05:22,032 --> 01:05:24,606
and calling her names,
and so I ran over,

1105
01:05:24,641 --> 01:05:26,775
and I grabbed them both
by their ponytails,

1106
01:05:26,810 --> 01:05:29,043
and I shoved their faces
in the sand.

1107
01:05:29,078 --> 01:05:32,149
And they ran away crying
and screaming for the teacher.

1108
01:05:32,484 --> 01:05:33,782
That's what made you happy?

1109
01:05:33,817 --> 01:05:35,751
- Yeah.
- That's fucked up.

1110
01:05:35,786 --> 01:05:38,071
I know, I know.

1111
01:05:39,189 --> 01:05:40,617
Was Shelby grateful?

1112
01:05:41,091 --> 01:05:42,357
Not really, no.

1113
01:05:42,392 --> 01:05:45,460
She ended up
ratting me out later.

1114
01:05:45,495 --> 01:05:46,695
- Really?
- Yeah.

1115
01:05:46,730 --> 01:05:48,163
Wasn't that a dick move?

1116
01:05:49,055 --> 01:05:50,232
Fucking Shelby.

1117
01:05:50,267 --> 01:05:51,844
Fucking Shelby's right.

1118
01:05:55,973 --> 01:05:58,440
How are you so sure
I won't do it again?

1119
01:05:59,358 --> 01:06:01,141
Back door was locked.

1120
01:06:02,180 --> 01:06:03,512
What?

1121
01:06:03,547 --> 01:06:06,148
When I got back,
the door was locked,

1122
01:06:06,183 --> 01:06:07,816
like you wanted me to find you.

1123
01:06:10,087 --> 01:06:12,088
That's ridiculous.

1124
01:06:13,738 --> 01:06:14,770
Maybe.

1125
01:06:21,432 --> 01:06:24,800
Are you sure you want
a crazy girl like me?

1126
01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,669
Not really.

1127
01:06:51,963 --> 01:06:53,963
<i>♪ I met a girl
with a lip tattoo ♪</i>

1128
01:06:53,998 --> 01:06:57,700
<i>♪ She looks skinny as a rail
in her high-heel shoes ♪</i>

1129
01:06:57,735 --> 01:07:00,103
<i>♪ She's got a spot
above Webster Hall ♪</i>

1130
01:07:00,138 --> 01:07:04,574
<i>♪ Gonna run this town
with her hair up in a ball ♪</i>

1131
01:07:04,609 --> 01:07:08,043
<i>♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1132
01:07:09,347 --> 01:07:12,115
<i>♪ Just a small-town girl, USA ♪</i>

1133
01:07:12,150 --> 01:07:13,850
<i>♪ Hell, her daddy's
bagging groceries ♪</i>

1134
01:07:13,885 --> 01:07:15,818
<i>♪ Living day by day ♪</i>

1135
01:07:15,853 --> 01:07:18,088
<i>♪ And I know she knows
it ain't her place ♪</i>

1136
01:07:18,123 --> 01:07:21,658
<i>♪ But she's tired of that
living and the same clichés ♪</i>

1137
01:07:21,693 --> 01:07:24,427
<i>♪ So she the first
to hold a degree ♪</i>

1138
01:07:24,462 --> 01:07:28,097
<i>♪ While her mama's waiting
tables down at Ruby Tuesday ♪</i>

1139
01:07:28,132 --> 01:07:30,401
<i>♪ But I ain't saying that
at all like it's mean ♪</i>

1140
01:07:30,436 --> 01:07:32,369
<i>♪ 'Cause her mama
probably taught the girl ♪</i>

1141
01:07:32,404 --> 01:07:35,204
<i>♪ Damn near everything ♪</i>

1142
01:07:35,239 --> 01:07:37,674
I'm still mad you saved me.

1143
01:07:40,478 --> 01:07:41,878
I know.

1144
01:08:25,023 --> 01:08:27,826
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, fuck!

1145
01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:29,693
Here, take these.
Please don't rape me.

1146
01:08:29,728 --> 01:08:31,429
What the fuck
you talking about, lady?

1147
01:08:31,464 --> 01:08:32,596
Who are you?
This is my house.

1148
01:08:32,631 --> 01:08:34,398
How'd you get in here?

1149
01:08:34,433 --> 01:08:36,266
- Peter.
- This is Peter?

1150
01:08:36,302 --> 01:08:38,570
Daisy?
What are you doing here?

1151
01:08:38,605 --> 01:08:40,038
Peter, I'm sorry.

1152
01:08:40,073 --> 01:08:41,572
Hey, look, you can't
just show up like this.

1153
01:08:41,607 --> 01:08:43,541
We told you.
We could have you arrested.

1154
01:08:43,576 --> 01:08:45,410
I know. I'm sorry.
I freaked out.

1155
01:08:45,445 --> 01:08:46,743
I'm gonna call the police.

1156
01:08:46,778 --> 01:08:48,445
Okay, what the fuck's going on?

1157
01:08:48,846 --> 01:08:51,713
I mean, first with
the voicemails and--

1158
01:08:51,749 --> 01:08:53,417
What is this?

1159
01:08:53,506 --> 01:08:55,603
Did she tell you
that she lives here?

1160
01:08:56,055 --> 01:08:58,656
Oh, my God.
That is rich!

1161
01:08:58,691 --> 01:09:01,593
This is like a new level
of insanity for you!

1162
01:09:01,628 --> 01:09:03,194
Are those my lobster shorts?

1163
01:09:03,229 --> 01:09:06,030
Don't touch me, Cynthia!
Don't you ever fucking touch me.

1164
01:09:06,065 --> 01:09:07,699
Sweetheart, I think
you should get some help.

1165
01:09:07,734 --> 01:09:10,401
- Back off.
- Baby, don't. She's crazy.

1166
01:09:10,436 --> 01:09:13,604
What the fuck? Have you been
going through our mail?

1167
01:09:13,639 --> 01:09:15,740
- I can't believe this.
<i>- 911.</i>

1168
01:09:15,775 --> 01:09:16,908
I'm calling to report
a home invasion.

1169
01:09:16,943 --> 01:09:18,209
No one's calling
the cops, buddy.

1170
01:09:18,244 --> 01:09:20,912
- The address is--
- Shut the fuck up.

1171
01:09:22,164 --> 01:09:23,822
Daisy, you don't live here?

1172
01:09:24,854 --> 01:09:25,884
I used to.

1173
01:09:25,919 --> 01:09:28,286
No, that was over a year ago,
you psycho.

1174
01:09:28,321 --> 01:09:29,989
You belong in an institution.

1175
01:09:30,023 --> 01:09:31,657
And then Peter
fucked my best friend,

1176
01:09:31,692 --> 01:09:33,224
and here they are,
all pregnant and happy

1177
01:09:33,259 --> 01:09:34,826
and living their perfect
little life together,

1178
01:09:34,861 --> 01:09:36,761
like nothing fucking happened.

1179
01:09:36,796 --> 01:09:38,897
- Her?
- Yes.

1180
01:09:40,366 --> 01:09:41,900
I said I was sorry.

1181
01:09:41,935 --> 01:09:44,103
That's not what happened
at all, okay? Look.

1182
01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:46,305
You and I were never
gonna work because of you.

1183
01:09:46,340 --> 01:09:47,740
Okay? Your mental issues.

1184
01:09:47,775 --> 01:09:50,575
This has got nothing to do
with Cynthia and I.

1185
01:09:50,610 --> 01:09:52,477
Hey, man, I don't know
who you are,

1186
01:09:52,512 --> 01:09:55,347
but every guy deserves to know
that this girl is crazy.

1187
01:09:55,382 --> 01:09:58,450
All right? She is not well,
she's dangerous, and...

1188
01:09:58,485 --> 01:10:00,252
I suggest that you run,
all right?

1189
01:10:00,287 --> 01:10:02,254
Run while you can. Trust me!

1190
01:10:02,289 --> 01:10:03,588
Do you have a home phone?

1191
01:10:03,623 --> 01:10:04,856
What?

1192
01:10:04,891 --> 01:10:07,459
- Do you have a home phone?
- No.

1193
01:10:08,947 --> 01:10:10,228
- Gimme your phone.
- No.

1194
01:10:10,263 --> 01:10:12,031
Gimme your fucking cell!

1195
01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:14,600
- It's okay, baby.
- Here's what's gonna happen.

1196
01:10:15,347 --> 01:10:16,201
We're gonna leave,

1197
01:10:16,236 --> 01:10:17,303
your wife's pregnant,

1198
01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:18,971
and you drive a hybrid.

1199
01:10:19,006 --> 01:10:20,806
Hey!

1200
01:10:20,841 --> 01:10:22,761
So I don't think we're
gonna have any trouble.

1201
01:10:23,597 --> 01:10:26,545
- Wait. You wanna say anything?
- What?

1202
01:10:26,580 --> 01:10:28,180
Daisy, these people
ruined your life.

1203
01:10:28,746 --> 01:10:30,230
Do you wanna
say anything to them?

1204
01:10:32,686 --> 01:10:34,186
It's okay.

1205
01:10:38,425 --> 01:10:39,839
Cynthia...

1206
01:10:40,281 --> 01:10:42,550
I trusted you.
You were my best friend.

1207
01:10:42,586 --> 01:10:44,462
I told you every little
thing in my life.

1208
01:10:44,498 --> 01:10:47,573
I was there every time
you got your heart broken.

1209
01:10:48,089 --> 01:10:50,203
I helped you get your clit ring
out when it was stuck, dude.

1210
01:10:50,238 --> 01:10:53,315
I told you not to get that.
It was nasty and stupid.

1211
01:10:53,942 --> 01:10:56,976
And, Peter,
you broke my heart, man.

1212
01:10:57,011 --> 01:10:59,645
You ripped it into
a million fucking pieces,

1213
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,047
and I hate you for it, I do.

1214
01:11:01,082 --> 01:11:03,249
I look at you,
and I feel physically ill,

1215
01:11:03,283 --> 01:11:06,286
wondering how I ever
had sex with you.

1216
01:11:06,321 --> 01:11:07,786
I don't love you.

1217
01:11:07,822 --> 01:11:09,990
I fucking hate both of you.

1218
01:11:10,025 --> 01:11:12,758
You know what?
Fuck you and fuck you!

1219
01:11:12,793 --> 01:11:14,995
And fuck your stupid house,
okay?

1220
01:11:15,030 --> 01:11:17,684
It's boring
and poorly decorated.

1221
01:11:18,533 --> 01:11:20,533
And fuck your baby.

1222
01:11:20,568 --> 01:11:22,301
I hope he comes out retarded.

1223
01:11:23,004 --> 01:11:24,938
I don't think she meant
that last part.

1224
01:11:28,976 --> 01:11:31,077
Ah! I hate this stupid house.

1225
01:11:31,112 --> 01:11:33,813
No one even plays the piano!

1226
01:11:53,568 --> 01:11:56,691
I'm honestly not feeling
super-stoked about lying to you,

1227
01:11:56,732 --> 01:11:58,470
so I'm sorry.

1228
01:11:58,506 --> 01:12:01,066
I broke into their house too,
so I can't judge.

1229
01:12:02,090 --> 01:12:05,478
I wonder who would win in
a who's more fucked-up contest.

1230
01:12:05,513 --> 01:12:07,380
You, by a landslide.

1231
01:12:07,415 --> 01:12:09,982
Yeah, no argument here.

1232
01:12:10,886 --> 01:12:13,053
Welcome to my humble abode.

1233
01:12:13,088 --> 01:12:14,221
Ah.

1234
01:12:17,727 --> 01:12:19,544
Oh, my God.

1235
01:12:25,201 --> 01:12:27,734
People in this town
are fucking animals.

1236
01:12:31,139 --> 01:12:33,374
Well, you hungry?
I'll make you breakfast.

1237
01:12:33,409 --> 01:12:35,543
Why are you always
trying to feed me?

1238
01:12:35,578 --> 01:12:37,845
I'll put extra salt in it.
You'll love it.

1239
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,280
<i>I guess in the end,</i>

1240
01:12:39,315 --> 01:12:42,349
<i>life is just a summary
of choices you make,</i>

1241
01:12:42,384 --> 01:12:44,919
<i>and every day is
an opportunity to decide</i>

1242
01:12:44,954 --> 01:12:47,154
<i>what you want it to be.</i>


 
 
  

     
 
 
  
 


  


